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GRU Authority approves resolutions pushing back against city of Gainesville ordinances Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No. 53466 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The GRU Authority board on Wednesday passed multiple resolutions directly related to its contentious relationship with the city of Gainesville, including a request that the city remove a referendum from the November ballot that puts the future of the authority in voters' hands.

https://www.gainesville.com/story/news/local/2024/09/05/gru-authority-pushes-back-against-gainesville-city-commission/75068522007/



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A Texas deputy was fatally shot. Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No. 53465 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
According to preliminary information, the deputy, Maher Husseini, was not in uniform when he was shot, Diaz said. Husseini had been a deputy with Harris County Precinct 4 Constable's Office since 2021 and patrolled the South-Central District, Harris County Constable Mark Herman said in a social media post.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/texas-deputy-maher-husseini-fatally-shot-driving-to-work-houston/?intcid=CNR-02-0623&ftag=CNM-00-10aab4i&_amp=1*ktllso*s_vid*ZGFxUVE2Qy1Ca3Z0dTY4cWZsZ095NTVFWXhkMTByeldDOExEcjl1ejZBMjBlU1FxeGtXS1FmSUdvTWstR3VnSA..



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Jesus Christ changed me. Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No. 53459 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's true, the Lord Changed my Life.


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Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.53461 del
Praise Jesus, Lord of Lords and King of Kings.


Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.53462 del
Jesus changes all our lives everyday.

Be gone Satan, the LORD rebukes thee o Devil.

Georgia.


Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.53463 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qMJVm91Qr0U [Embed]

Praise the Lord.



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Young lovers voluntary murder suicide Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No. 53457 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEW DELHI, INDIA – SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 18 year old young man and a 19 year old young woman had decided to end their lives, because their families refused to allow their marriage. The young man belonging to the higher and noticeably whiter skin caste (hence because of his high social status, his identity was censored to protect his dignity). Right before ending their lives the girl send a video message to her family, saying besides the reason for their deaths, is that she wanted for her young man to strangle her to death. Since she was afraid that her hanging might be very slow and the resulting suffering and corpse aftereffects (pushed out tongue). After her young man had very quickly strangled her from behind, he then used the same cloth to make a noose and then hanged himself right over her dead body.

Looks like the girl was right after all to risk a hanging. Since very slow hanging death, with all pushed out and very thick saliva covered tongue, is exactly what her young man got in the end.



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Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No. 53418 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi
Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl.
I have seen new girl at neighboring college department, she dress like pank (as i like), i feel comfortable with similar people. But... I have no idea how i should start to communicate (just as friends). She has been studied in art faculty recently. But what if she tells everyone that i am a freak, if she won't like me, then it will be over, i will alone for the rest of my live sitting near freshman toilet.
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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.53424 del
>if she won't like me, then it will be over

Just plain wrong. Some girls like playing hard to get but that does not mean they hate those men at all, they just want someone who does not give up so easily. It is a natural instinct for woman not to like cowards.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.53427 del
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>>53423
>>53424
Thank you guys. After that all, i will more confidence and will wait a little bit.
I will write later about my tears and pain in my heart


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.53430 del
>>53427
Just engage her, talk to her, be persistent. You will know if she avoids you or not. If you are persistent about asking her out on a date and she is interested she will eventually say yes as long as you don't give up right away. If not she will start to avoid you and you will notice her rejection. If it doesn't work out do not sweat it, try to find someone else who may be interested in you. Plenty of other women out there. Some play harder to get than others.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.53431 del
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Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.53449 del
>>53430
I want to be just friends first. In the future i would decide whether she will be my girlfriend or just a friend



Georgia highschool shooting Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No. 53441 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Report shows that a gunmen has shot up Georgia highschool. As of now, two individuals are pronounced dead at the scene.

GEORGIA STATE PATROL, GEORGIA BUREAU of INVESTIGATION, and FBI are investigating the shooting. There are more details on this link.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspect-custody-school-district-atlanta-put-lockdown-reports-campus-th-rcna169562



discord gg/kiwiland

//discord.gg/kfGbxcH8w9

ALL WOMEN GET ADMIN .


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.53428 del
>>53425
Imagine thinking there are women here



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Join Our Discord! Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No. 53412 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello /b/!

https://discord.com/invite/xVSE8scg

Our Discord Server is filled with Jews and Shabbos goys so we are more that happy if you guys could join. (Pic unrelated btw)


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.53422 del
I do not join social media sites that require sign-ins especially personal authentication schemes that require phone numbers or IDs.

Too unsecure, too easy to dox the user base, too many threats out there make that possible today.

The only personal info I give out is on a needed basis, for practical business and financial purposes but that is on a completely separate computer typically offline and turned off when not being used.



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Encyclopedia Dramatica thread Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No. 48401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Step 1: Go to ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Random

Step 2: Bring back the best, smartest and/or lulziest article you can find. Post it in this thread

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.51785 del
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>>50356
Ack, ED is down right now


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51785
I know, Rest in peace, you will be missed.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.53411 del
at this rate have to host federated instances



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Thats all i have to say Anonymous 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No. 53392 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This caption/ meme idea popped into my head and i had make it.


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.53401 del
I can't imagine why anyone would vote for that commie hag but then again, half of America is clinically retarded, loves war, loves lies, loves big government interference, loves censorship, loves open borders and forcing their children to have sex change operations. It is becoming dangerous to be sane these days.


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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.53409 del
>>53392
That's fine, but with the Big Mike memes still around, I don't think it will catch on