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/b/ movie Anonymous 06/15/2020 (Mon) 18:41:59 [Preview] No. 28771 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so /b/, we should create a movie, or at the very least a movie script. what if we made our own /b/ movie? i'll start up the setting:

the camera pans across open fields, as things slowly get more dense. it passes through all the shit and eventually gets to a big city, where it flies up and goes inside a window. inside the room is a peculiar man named anon,
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Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 20:52:05 [Preview] No.29349 del
>>29251
>"The game is quite simple, as well. You two have been selected to be the gamemasters. There are 100 people who are looking for this artifact. You will guide them towards it, however each one must die."
Anonsman becomes visibly stressed and anxious, and once again tries to speak but cannot.
>"It is a worrisome thought, yes, but they signed up for this. Beware, however, as they will not go down peacefully. How you kill them doesn't matter. You could poison their food, or shoot them in the head. As long as all 100 die, I will be satisfied."


Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 01:35:28 [Preview] No.29354 del
>>29349
ur mom dies


Anonymous 07/26/2020 (Sun) 19:27:17 [Preview] No.29402 del
>>29354
This thought goes into Anonsman's head for a few seconds. You ask yourself why seeing as your Mother's been DEAD FOR 23 YEARS

>"Be sure to listen to what I have to say next, it will be very important", says the strange man


Anonymous 07/29/2020 (Wed) 14:00:36 [Preview] No.29453 del
>>29402
>"Under NO circumstance can you get caught. If you are seen by a bystander, found by the police, or anything like that, you will both be killed. Alright?"
Both of the friends are incredibly anxious and nervous, as the stakes are high and the task is gruesome.
>"Why do we have to do this? I just want to live my life. I don't want to hurt people!" Anonsman babbles.
The strange man looks towards him with contempt, and says...


Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:23:29 [Preview] No.29974 del
>>29453
>"You do not understand the gravity of the situation, Anonsman. I cannot elaborate deeply on this, but if all 100 are not killed and you can't find the Artifact, there very well may be a mass genocide within days. Do you understand the stakes now?"



Shitmerica Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 22:42:00 [Preview] No. 29903 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shitmerica is full of inbred Kikes and Shitskins Niggers.

Is anyone else awake?
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Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:15:37 [Preview] No.29966 del
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>>29965
they hire goyim tho? lookin for a new job, have experience in the region


Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:45:23 [Preview] No.29968 del
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Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:31:44 [Preview] No.29971 del
>>29952
The dems, reps, and the jews are the villains behind shitmerica


Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:55:05 [Preview] No.29972 del
>>29966
I don't know where the top images are from but the bottom one is obviously some kind of stock image of a multicultural call center from the mid-90's. Look at the computers.


Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:21:25 [Preview] No.29973 del
>>29972
idk, I worked in a call center like 8 years ago, it's not like they need cutting edge tech, they're just loading a java thing out of ie6 anyway



hentai thread Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:07:31 [Preview] No. 29955 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's been a while since we've had one of these, but I accidentally deleted +300 pics from my computer, and now I gotta replenish what I've lost.


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:06:57 [Preview] No.29959 del
how the fuck do you accidentally delet



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Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:51:51 [Preview] No. 29962 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune!

Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:11:24 [Preview] No.29963 del
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>>29962
All salutes to Craig Boone, the Sniper! I praise his name, Boone!

The Last Thing You Never See


sage Anonymous 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:14:23 [Preview] No.29964 del
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this is spam



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Anonymous 08/07/2020 (Fri) 12:18:31 [Preview] No. 29563 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big list of imageboards easily sortable

https://socialwiki.top/wiki/Imageboards

Enjoy


Anonymous 08/16/2020 (Sun) 04:58:27 [Preview] No.29674 del
>>29563
Is it safe to go in?


sage Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 15:34:10 [Preview] No.29686 del
>>29674
Never.


Anonymous 08/18/2020 (Tue) 16:54:22 [Preview] No.29695 del
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>>29686
Okay thanks for letting me know


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:59:06 [Preview] No.29957 del
Useful page. Very nice!



Anonymous 08/06/2020 (Thu) 20:31:00 [Preview] No. 29547 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The IRS is so despised that not even the president wants to pay his taxes.
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Anonymous 08/07/2020 (Fri) 15:08:53 [Preview] No.29565 del
>>29558
He was in Shanghai Noon with Owen Wilson.


Anonymous 08/07/2020 (Fri) 16:45:24 [Preview] No.29566 del
>>29565
And the underrated SQL Shanghai Knights


Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 04:39:18 [Preview] No.29604 del
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>>29558
>>29558
>>29558
>do not disrespect the legacy of Bruce Lee, Anonymous does not abide that shit.

Disrespecting Lee should be a decade long banneable offense tbh


Anonymous 08/10/2020 (Mon) 04:48:10 [Preview] No.29608 del
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>>29553
It's from Batman: the animated series.

Show's pretty good tbh


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:23:48 [Preview] No.29951 del
>>29547
Fuck the IRS and fuck Canadians.



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Sanic the Hedgehog thread Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 20:54:48 [Preview] No. 29719 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is the official Sanic the hedgehog thread. Post anything related to the Blue hedgehog here.

I can upload some Sonichu or "Tails gets trolled" comics here if anyone wants it. The webm I posted is a little quiet, so pls put your speakers in Max volume before playing it, ok?

You can also try doing this:

1) Go to DeviantArt
2) Search "Your name or a random name" + the Hedgehog
3) Post results in this thread
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Anonymous 08/25/2020 (Tue) 07:24:57 [Preview] No.29774 del
>>29762
gotta go and fast


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=JsAQN4TvET4 [Embed]

i guess in one of the game gear sonic games, if you don't get all the chaos emeralds, robotnik kills tails.


Anonymous 09/14/2020 (Mon) 17:50:33 [Preview] No.29940 del
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Anonymous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 17:19:04 [Preview] No.29946 del
1test


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:54:11 [Preview] No.29948 del
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Here's the entire series of "Tails gets trolled" until this date

http://www.tailsgetstrolled.org/

Here's the full archive for all Sonichu comics

https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic.htm
https://archive.org/details/SonichuComplete

And here's the Sonichu #1 comic if you want to support CWC. Only $10 It's not really him though

https://www.amazon.com/Sonichu-0-C-W/dp/1699276854



Emissary Thread Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 04:24:09 [Preview] No. 29891 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello there.

I'm working on a list of all altchans, and am currently looking to add more domains to this list.

Here's the link: https://crxss.org/records/index.php/2020/09/06/list-of-all-imageboards-altchans/

I politely ask that if you know of any imageboards which fit the criteria, please link it. I won't spam and won't post this again.

The standards are:
>no cp or illegal content
>English only

Thank you for your time. I will keep this thread open until tomorrow, and kindly ask the mods not to delete it until then.


Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 04:24:39 [Preview] No.29892 del
Apologies for uploading the picture twice, oops.


Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 05:58:30 [Preview] No.29894 del
see
>>29301 and bvffalo.land


Anonymous 09/06/2020 (Sun) 06:27:07 [Preview] No.29895 del
>>29894
Thank you.


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Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:23:27 [Preview] No.29939 del
>>29924
>It's a feature, not a bug



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Hypothetical Phycopath Entrepreneur Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 19:55:52 [Preview] No. 29901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have a hypothetical situation.
Let's say a hypothetical man sets up a hypothetical stand at a hypothetical carnival/streetfestival/public event.
He has a large jar with 5-15 dollars in it. He also has a box that is designed to let a smell out of said box, but prevent people from seeing it's contents.
People go to the stand, give 50 cents to put into the large jar, and smell the box. If they guess the smell correctly, they win all of the money in the large jar. If they fail to guess the smell correctly, then they loose the money and it is added to the large jar.

Pretty standard, right? Here's the kicker: The hypothetical smell box contains a mostly-filled cum jar. Not only will it smell horrible, but it will also likely be hard to guess.

All this being said, what would you say the probability of a hypothetical person correctly guessing that the hypothetical mystery smell is a cum jar, thus leading this hypothetical man who made the hypothetical booth to loose the money in the hypothetical large jar and go to a hypothetical prison/mental institution?


Anonymous 09/07/2020 (Mon) 20:38:09 [Preview] No.29902 del
I think I'm bout to make a lot of money.


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>>29901
Try rubbing the cum from your jar all over your body and eat the rest of it OP.

I'm a medical professional OP. Trust me



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Anonymous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 02:23:04 [Preview] No. 29879 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello endchan. allow me to introduce myself
a couple of months ago this site got flooded by hispanic refugees because or IB got nuked. some of you came to us and asked if he could get subtitles in a video. i said yes, but my pc died. now im here to fulfill my promise. today im free.

here you go, anon. your video with subtitles. i hope you are still around


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 22:17:58 [Preview] No.29937 del
>>29879
I think most people that requested the video are now gone OP