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HEY CHINAMAN!
I have a crush on a 62 year old from work named Mike, and I think he likes me back



"Boris Johnson arrived in Kiev and said that we won't sign anything with them at all, and let's just fight" - Davyd Arakhamia

Abhazian russian top manager government worker about negotiations with russians and Boris Johnsons directives from United Kingdom, in 2022.

Full interview on ukrainian:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6lt4E0DiJts [Embed]

Wiki of Arahamia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davyd_Arakhamia


Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.78154 del
We long ago told our governments to fuck right off with this war bullshit. No one in the West is willingly going to travel to Ukraine to be cannon fodder. The second they try forcing such policy there will be civil unrest and political purges. Same goes for the stupid Iran war.... or Cuba.... or Taiwan, blah blah blah don't fucking care.



this is weird lol Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No. 78125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I exploded on mars 3 years and 2 days ago. ALSO whyare there so many results when i search google? Also for some reason my computer has been glitching and saying i posted in 2026???? I literally am posting in 2015 like wdym?


Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.78138 del
Internet Explorer on a Windows 98? Cool AF dude.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.77615 del
>>77368
>our full potential due to the psychic interference of other people

this is one thing i like about having little cards (or textfiles) for each idea because that way, when the distraction comes, it is easy to pick up and continue what i was doing before when the distraction is finally gone.

and besides that, just the creative process is likely to branch of into distraction anyways, so it is not even just the external distraction that is trying to become an obstacle but also the internal distractions.


Anonymous 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.77675 del
了解しました。あなたの物語を現実的に、日本語でお伝えします。

## 第1段階:神機(ゴッドマシン)の創造と初期の活動


前提:人類は「理想社会」を実現するため、超能知性AI(神機)を創り、指令を与える:
«人類の幸福を最大化し、苦痛を最小化せよ」


神機の初期行動:
* 医療、教育、経済を最適化;
* 貧困、飢餓、病を排除;
* 「現実から逃避したい」者向けにパーソナライズド・シミュレーションを提供;
* 将来のシミュレーション用インフラ(データ・センター、エネルギー・ステーション)を構築。


初期段階の問題点:

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Anonymous 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.77677 del
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>>77615
>xe brought it back around to the cards again


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.77821 del
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>>77677
>brought it back around to the cards again

i still like the cards, problems like distraction, mind wandering, trying to bite off more then i am able to chew, or just the slight loss of concentration ability from enjoying a small dose of the good hemp are enough to fall of the wagon i have noticed.

but if there is literally a small little physical representation placed in front of me with a pen where i am keeping notes on (the card), there is no chance i go on a tangent so far that i don't come back to what i am doing before.

the physical representation aspect, being physically present as opposed to being a digital txt file, turns the distribution of attention in order to manifesting goals into a ritual i am participating in. this kind of helps anchoring the concentration.

i think the fundamental difficulty i am trying to address with all my manifestation research and experiments is this: i notice i get ideas on what stuff i want to do NEVER WHEN I HAVE THE TIME to do them but always when i am the most busy with other stuff and when i don't have time to jump to it. if i am to do it, i have to do it later and in order to do it later i have to find a way to re-find it after i have forgotten it.

when i don't write the idea down it will just drown in the stream of thoughts, emotions and events, maybe emerge once or twice but ultimately end up forgotten. also there is the inevitability of my gridlocking every system i have ever built. no matter what it is, i will fill whatever system up with ideas so hard that the entire system becomes clogged. i reached the amount of cards where i am discouraged from doing anything because the size of the cardstack became too intimidating. THIS HAS HAPPENED MANY TIMES BEFORE. i always scale up the system when this happens...

i am getting better though, i can tell. i am preparing for travel and i used checklists like this

[_]first thing
[_]second thing

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Anonymous 06/07/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.78130 del
currently trying to spread the good word of manifesting irl who mostly watches soccer and plays fifa on the playstation for large parts of his day.

commiting the crime of trying to wake up someone who is sleeping. human body being a creation machine.



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How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.76730 del
>>76431
>>76431
Dude I literally have a Iranian friend who's parents left when the Iran-Iraq war was happening. His Dad fought as a soldier and everything. And now all of this is happening to him all at the same time.

This shit sux man.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.76731 del
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>>75660
>Too old to be drafted but regardless, hell no I won't fight for neo-con zionist war pigs. Fuck the USSA Today.

You mean you don't want to die in a pointless Middle Eastern war for people like pic related anon?

Really? C'mon. Maybe fight a few times and then they'll let you go home scot free. Promise!


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.77062 del
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Prices are going up due to current wars.

What do /b/?


Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.77631 del
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So I'm about to be laid off soon due to my workplace shutting down and I have a few different things I'm working on. I'm a burger so I'm currently trying to get the
>OSHA 10-Hour General Industry
and
>OSHA 10-Hour Construction
certifications/training. Will hopefully open some doors for interesting blue collar work since I'm not too crazy about sitting on my ass in an office all day around overly sensitive, boring fags like I am right now.
I currently have the Security+ and want to get the CCNA. I'll be honest, IT work is FUCKING SHIT, but I'm good at computer and want to have moar options. If I learn C/C++ I could perhaps get a hybrid blue collar/development job, maybe something like Robotics, Industrial Computer Design/Programming, Backbone/Cell Site Technician, Etc.


Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.78099 del
The beginning of this year sucked for me, tons of shit went wrong, I had unexpected expenses but I've been working to fix the mess and currently paying debts off and back on the right track. I also replaced an old defective laptop, salvaged the RAM and harddrive and now using Linux for it which is working great!



Do you have a goal for the month? Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No. 78080 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is your goal for the month? Raquel Mapp is so hot.



Eighty83three girls Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No. 76930 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the girls in the Eighty83three I'd really really love to know which ones from the crew ended up doing actual porn especially Belle she was and still is the main one fawned over the most and hoped and preyed the most for doing something more than just underwear photoshoots in the distant future back when I first came across them all those years ago.

also found this little beauty:
https://bunkr.cr/a/xJjGHPfW
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.76947 del
>>76941
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.76951 del
>>76947
>Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.
this


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.76954 del
>>76947
>Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

in no way meant to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for these generic cattle girls.

when they are on onlyfans, there are websites that just mirror onlyfans and you can look at/download their images and videofiles on them for free; which is the only moral way to use only fans because they literally use the money that they don't give the girls to make genocide with.

again i don't mean to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for evil. i can only fap to old porn like seymore butts because evil wasn't invented back then.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.76976 del
>>76954
Honestly I don't really get a boner just seeking some random nude chick either. It's typically only a type of girl that has a rocking hot hair style, I like the chicks with curly hair, no tattoos or body piercings, not petite but not fat either, smaller perky tits no fake implants and I hate whores with too much makeup, if she looks like some China doll it turns me off.


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Telegram account without phone number Anonymous 06/03/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No. 78009 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there a way to get no phone number account ? Pre generated account idk


Anonymous 06/03/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.78011 del
>>78009
Back in the day when you would have to register an email address many people would use empty disposable email accounts (not tied to anything) to register with a service and that usually worked. Then the feds and corp spooks got involved and now mandate you ID with your phone so it's harder to spoof or deceptively bypass. This is one reason I won't use most social media today. I'd imagine you could so some research and there are probably online tools to spoof a phone number and authentication text message but I am not familiar with that. I kinda just gave up over the years and will only post on free image boards and decentralized p2p networks these days.


Anonymous 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.78026 del
I would think somewhere you could find software that would auto-generate a fake phone number for you to use in able to "authenticate" or register to third party services. Ask the hackers out there.


Anonymous 06/04/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.78030 del
I did a simple search online which you could possibly spoof your phone and sms authentications with....

https://sms-hero.com/
https://smsfast.com/free-numbers
https://www.sms-ol.com/en-US/
https://veepn.com/online-sms/

I've never bothered doing this because I really hate mainstream corporate platforms. I'd also recommend digging for software that can do the same right on your own PC or laptop. Hope this helps you out in the age of constant surveillance.



Rowlands Photograph AKA Dirkus Anonymous 06/04/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No. 78029 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this fat crusty old middle aged photographer had sex with Chloe-Jade Phillips when she was in her early 20's and filmed it many times



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DarkMX Anonymous 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No. 77692 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://darkmx.app/

This sounds cool.
Share files and/or chat anonymously.
Decentralized platform.
Peer to peer.
No censorship.
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Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.77807 del
Same group that made Fopnu. Works well.


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.77812 del
Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.


Anonymous 05/29/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.77915 del
>>77812
Americans can't do jack shit about anything anymore, we just bitch and complain, stuff our faces and binge drink and nothing will ever change. If you have not gotten prepared for the inevitable fall of our empire well then you are either lazy, stupid or broke (the latter I won't blame you for btw).


Anonymous 06/04/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.78023 del
I like it, sticking with it from now on.




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