/b/ - Random

Anything posted here are autistic works of fiction, only a fool would take them seriously.

Boards | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Remember to follow the rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 5

Max message length: 4096


I need some advice and answers on why my face is fat since age 23 (I'm a dude). That's when I noticed my face becoming rounder and now people just think I'm ugly. Is it really as simple as metabolism slowing down or is it the hard mental stress making fat loss harder, or the fact I had a few courses of Accutane that somehow fucked my system? Feels like I'd need to be a top athlete to just look normal again. Idk I'm really envious of people with better fat distribution or high metabolism rate; they can be alcoholics and sit on the sofa 24/7 and still not look hideous.
1 post omitted.


Anonymous 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.74504 del
>>74487
Someone else's permaban affects me on 4chan, you mean like 8chan then?


Anonymous 02/05/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.74513 del
>>74504
try appealing it on 4chan


Anonymous 02/07/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.74526 del
Same happened to me as I got older. I once was kinda skinny but as I aged I got fatter. Not fat as in 300lb huge, but my neck and face got more blubber and I got a beer belly now. I think this is rather common for two reasons: #1 I have a bigger appetite today than I did when I was younger and #2 I drink alcohol routinely (not every single night but pretty much every other night). The combination of getting older, eating and drinking more often can fatten you up over time. Ever notice why in high school the nerds were always skinny and the jocks who liked to party all the time tended to be on the heavier side? Same reasoning.


Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.74536 del
>>74526
Yeah, well I was the opposite of a jock in school. I do remember when I worked a physical job my sister said I looked "fitter" again so I guess I'll just have to admit to myself that it's just unfortunate fat distribution coupled with depression/being sedentary. It's still annoying though. I can try leaving out complex carbs and eating the whey protein I have.


Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.74538 del
>>74536
I would advise you to eat less, substitute a meal for a green smoothie once in a while and definitely exercise more often. Exercising routinely burns off excess fat in your body. The more you eat the more you gain it right back. Same thing with drinking alcohol or soda.



(894.41 KB 702x687 image.png)
do you have any aggregator of dark torrents, mainly sharing leaked stuff, anon? searching for some info, and can't find it on any I know


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.74488 del
>>74433
what are you looking for?


Anonymous 02/07/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.74527 del
>>74433
The Pirate Bay still has a ton of proxies that still work and are routinely updated. There are still p2p file sharing networks like SLSK and Fopnu as well. Probably others too. File sharing is still a thing, it's just not as popular as it once was and normies only care about streaming mainstream garbage. Most won't bother with any learning curve to return back to the older days of the internet. I know some people who don't even own a PC or laptop anymore, everything they do is on their phones.



SCARY Videos! DON'T watch ALONE! Anonymous 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No. 73718 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fRE2kw5huY [Embed]
4 posts and 1 image omitted.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.74115 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IWV2PlojU0Q [Embed]


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.74150 del
boo bump


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.74181 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_ra_9tC6NNc [Embed]


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.74276 del
potatoes


Dog Freezes in Fear as a Shadow Figure Appears on Camera Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.74491 del
(57.53 KB 1280x720 maxresdefault.jpg)



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called “filtrations” and a “Genesis X ledger event.” Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
19 posts and 2 images omitted.


Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.72656 del
Commies say Libertarians want everyone to live in the Stone Age, but Libertarians aren't the ones who want to make everything illegal.

https://dis.tinychan.net/lounge/


Anonymous 11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.72759 del
> Anon says "liberal arts bullshit"
>> Automatically reveals his some frustrated fuck fag engineer
>>> Anyone with real science knowledge appreciate speculation just for the fun of it. Maybe it's not super accurate but at least say something to probe them wrong


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.72771 del
The elites encourage the 99% to be immoral, but anyone who dares to criticize the ruling class is attacked for being immoral.


Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium



(120.32 KB 500x500 chaniilogo.png)
chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
34 posts and 1 image omitted.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.74406 del


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del
Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del
>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

>>74356
>>74370
because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.74475 del
>>74408
Can you tell edgelord on r9k that i stupidly miss him


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.74482 del
How do I get to Balkan Chan



(132.47 KB 1000x1200 1692145585098.jpg)
All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.
2 posts omitted.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74162
ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.74398 del
>>74162

Noone here cares about your shitty forced "moid" meme OP. And making/samefagging 50000+ threads about the same shit won't change that.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.74399 del
>>74397
>ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore

OP is just a site infiltrator. Making a million crap threads so nobody can enjoy being on /b/. Not a legit poster since most people would have stopped making the same shit thread after a week of nobody responding.

Sage and hide her/his/its/xers thread and forget it.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.74476 del
>>74399
Girl, there are people on 28chan


sage Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.74614 del
>>74476
Who the fuck are you even talking to faggot?



advice AUS SW Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No. 74424 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
in a really tough spot financially and looking to go into the oldest form of work - sex work. white blonde girl in australia and certainly not ugly/fat but not a 10/10 either. need 10k inn a month and a bit; might start using again if i need it to get thru this
4 posts omitted.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.74430 del
let me sound fucking awful and out of it i wish i'd been a teen in the early 2000s. for all the attention and education i wanted Epstein i would have done anything for you


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.74431 del
>>74429

I have many sisters, any none of them has ever had to go into prostitution for money. There’s really no excuse for it.

You have to pay 10k for what? Why do you study full time? Maybe give up on studying so you can work more. That’s better than becoming a whore.

I am a homosexual man, many of us are pressured into sex work and becoming sex addicts. Yet i resisted that. You can do it too, my mother did it, my sisters did it - you can do it.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.74432 del
>>74429

Take advantage of having the choice NOT to do prostitution, unlike women who are in sex trafficking and they have no choice. Women who go into prostitution usually end up in sex trafficking, just letting you know. Don’t think you’re exceptional - all women who go down that road think they’re exceptional until they realise they’re not. It’s a dark reality you do not want to go into.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.74473 del
>>74431
You think all women are in the same circumstance as your sisters? God, drones are so fucking braindead.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.74474 del
>>74431
All drones are sex addicts. You never turn down sex.



(10.85 KB 474x266 OIP-1702871283.jpg)
it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol
5 posts and 1 image omitted.


Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.71322 del
>>71320
>>71320
mmmkay but let's just focus on diddy in this thread instead of the other guy.


Anonymous 10/09/2025 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.71576 del
(121.58 KB 488x425 frog pic.jpeg)
>>70984
>it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol

He just got 4 years in prison OP. He gone

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/sean-diddy-combs-trial-sentence
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/judge-sentences-sean-diddy-combs-to-four-years-in-prison-249060933613

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx0gx227z4o


Anonymous 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.71591 del
Lurk two years before posting.


Anonymous 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.73637 del
>>71591
>>71591
OP is a faggot. Nothing really new here.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.74420 del
>>70984
hello heello test test





Anonymous 11/01/2025 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.71989 del
>>70733
There's two websites in the browser tabs in the video called "The Holy Land" and "Teenybeejay". Are those real too?


Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.72654 del
The UN is not going to step in and restore freedom in the USA.

The UN is controlled by the elites who want a global police state.

Has the UN restored freedom in North Korea?


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.74414 del
anything about this in epstein file releases?


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.74415 del
>>70558
The only issue with exposing their hideouts is that anyone monitoring or even tracking this site momentarily to capture any footage of their website without proper setup and/or opsec will link their traces back to endchan for them to infiltrate here, as they have already proven with consistent honeypot links and image spam.

These creatures are not entirely stupid, and since they are networked with each other via these accessible hubs, it leaves zero doubt of contacting a network admin to routinely sweep for exposure by unsuspecting investigators.

Stay wary if ever trying to rattle a snake den, anon.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.74416 del
>>71173
>>71934

My local news of all sources mentioned very early in the morning during getting ready for work that there are some users and coders working together to create AI that will go so far as to unclothe someone in a photo uploaded to the program. This allows such wielders to "innocently" pull out their phone and snap a pic at a family, targeting children in particular.

A revealing truth in the grand scheme. There is something twisted about its early developments if there are already those attempting to bring something like this into the world. Notice also how Grok is being downplayed for asking nudes from a minor in a Tesla. Link related

https://www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/tesla-grok-mom-9.6956930



(11.11 KB 157x88 1354505247.jpg)
So for at least 20 years "tin foil" preppers and "gold bugs" alike were telling everyone to invest in physical gold & silver coins. Back in 2005 an ounce of silver was worth around $18 and an ounce of gold around $1,400. Fast forward 20 years later today, December 2025. Do any of you realize how absolutely correct and accurate those preppers and gold bugs really were? Today an ounce of silver is now worth over $60 and an ounce of gold over $4,000!

And yet here we are. Has anyone apologized to those who were absolutely correct and accurate, who were telling you the honest truth, the very ones who were mocked, ridiculed and scorned?

I am seriously starting to believe one of two things are true: image boards have become plagued by idiots or glow in the dark disinfo agents of the government and shills of the central banks, literal infiltration to discredit reality and truth. I do not know which... maybe a combination of both(?), but I do know it is not only possible but now highly probable, far more probable than not.

Anyone care to chime in?
12 posts and 1 image omitted.


Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.74302 del
>>73475
God damn we are getting close to this actually happening, but for real this time. Anyone think this is controlled demolition, this is part of a deliberate financial reset before they pull the rug from under us? Feels like it.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.74352 del
Military convoys are being seen traveling the roads toward Beijing. All military movements were previously ordered STOPPED when China began arresting Generals and other high-ranking officers three days ago.

According to reports coming out of China at this hour 1:05 PM Eastern US Time on January 28, the Army has "taken control of the Forbidden City" and other army units are continuing to head elsewhere in Beijing.

It is not known at this time if President Xi Jin Ping is even still in Beijing. There are now serious concerns that a Coup may be taking place inside China; but NO CONFIRMATION.

If a Coup takes place, it would be a serious "Hard-Liner" that takes over. A person with very different ideas than Xi Jin Ping. That would not bode well for Taiwan, or for the USA.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.74371 del
Silver hit $120 today !!!!
Gold near $5,600 per oz !!!!

Faith in fiat currency is crashing.
Endless debt never works out well.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.74373 del
LMFAO. CME desperately trying to rig the markets yet again by raising margins but it does not dupe anyone anymore! Wealth is officially fleeing to gold and silver because the whole world knows the USSA and Western World is BANKRUPT. Problem for countries like China is they relied on our consumer bases, so they face collapse as well!


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.74387 del
full dour tire flop 99