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Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 01:13:11 [Preview] No. 30134 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Tell me a joke
Or u gonna die
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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 16:21:53 [Preview] No.34244 del
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The Jewish dilemma: Free ham!

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:22:03 [Preview] No.35259 del
What has 3 dicks, a sore anus, and an aching jaw?
me when my two dads get home
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:40:12 [Preview] No.35302 del
What gets raped by niggers and loves it?
Don't find that funny? Comedy is subjective, desu.

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:42:50 [Preview] No.35306 del
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bro dont sage pls cmon wut the hell man
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:43:26 [Preview] No.35308 del
shit site bro it double posted and i dont have a post password
-die 4 irael

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Anonymous 05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:26:51 [Preview] No. 34876 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So, what's happened to the /b/ on here? I remember it back in 2018 and especially towards the end of 2019 being nice with high-quality threads, but now it feels like 4cucks has invaded and now we've got mentally ill namefags and people spamming ugly fucks.

Is anyone even left? What's the solution to this shit?
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Anonymous 05/19/2021 (Wed) 20:32:09 [Preview] No.35253 del
someone come collect their chatbot
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 18:30:36 [Preview] No.35275 del
says the chatbot

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 19:01:44 [Preview] No.35276 del
wut is this cleverbot tier shit? a retarded chatbot that just repeats what i say? bro download python and get some utube tuts, you can do better than that
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:36:59 [Preview] No.35301 del
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It's been like this for some time, but there's a shit-ton of crossboarders, even to reddit, discord, twitter, and other non-imageboard sites. They then came here through mentions on other sites, finding them on search engines/lists of imageboards, and after 8fag shit itself for the final time, of course.
Basically, it feels like 4chan/reddit/twitter/etc. because it is 4chan/reddit/twitter/etc..

Free speech is overrated, quite frankly, I just don't want to deal with fags who can't even form coherent sentences without coming off like they're posting from a cellphone. I would just say to stay away from online "socializing"/comments that you come across if you start getting headaches from the ebonics and texting acronyms.

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:39:41 [Preview] No.35305 del
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sir/ma'am please do not sage, it's rude...
-die 4 israel

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Anonymous 03/31/2021 (Wed) 00:46:55 [Preview] No. 33714 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
pixelcanvas.io miniraid
help put a pixel to build a few happy windmills
co-ords -460,-629

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Anonymous 03/31/2021 (Wed) 13:51:27 [Preview] No.33717 del
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i am crapi and like your pic, but i can't use your site because it has javascript and i'm only into old crapi hardware and browsers that don't botnet
anyway good luck, fren!

Anonymous 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:05:57 [Preview] No.35286 del
how does it work?

webm thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 16:35:48 [Preview] No. 22440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread
cause somebody INSISTED
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Anonymous 04/26/2021 (Mon) 01:39:05 [Preview] No.34573 del
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Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:46:32 [Preview] No.35264 del
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Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:00:44 [Preview] No.35303 del
He was probably made uncomfortable by the shooting and sperged out, though newfags think he's still relevant post-2016.
Totalitarianism isn't such a bad thing. Anything to fix Western society for the long-term. Freedom of speech is outdated and as false an idea as equality.

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Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 00:25:22 [Preview] No. 33579 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How does /b/ deal with idiots in their lives? Especially abrasive, aggressive and mega dumb ones who are mostly tourists?

Me - I just had to deal with liek around 5 of them in the span of 8 months and I'm a lil bit exhausted and mentally drained from it. I'm from a small countryside, so I am not used to having such a person in my life, let alone 5. Being rational hasn't helped out, so now I am just avoiding them. What is your strategy /b/?
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Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 14:57:07 [Preview] No.35081 del
My thread's more relevant than ever tbh

Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 15:31:55 [Preview] No.35086 del
Big Ass tranny Feet wtf
Go away
-die4 israel

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 00:54:48 [Preview] No.35258 del
I just imitate them until they get fed up with it.
-díe 4 ïsrael

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:31:05 [Preview] No.35260 del
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how long do you think that will take? a couple more weeks? years?
im here to play pretty boy
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:16:28 [Preview] No.35262 del
Children usually do things for attention. So giving them any will not do you any good.

The only smart thing to do is hit the [X] hide button and just ignore it while posting

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4craft v12 Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:40:07 [Preview] No. 35261 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
4craft is a returning Minecraft server where it's basically battle against all boards. Everyone can do whatever the fuck they want. Each board gets their own island (in this case /b/ gets their own island) and they are allowed to -- team up, fight against, bomb, raid, steal resources, build pixel art, destroy pixel art, literally do anything that Minecraft allows for against other islands. Pic related is an example of a prior map that was made years ago.

If you're interested in seeing 4craft come to fruition once again, join the discord at https://discord.gg/Ub3j5Tp4ZM and vote the eggplant emoji on the post that faggot made in the announcements.

(UNOFFICIAL) Matrix: #4craft:iddqd.social
Wiki: https://4craft.fandom.com/wiki/4craft_Wiki
Steam group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/implyingyourgroupisbetter
An example of the autism that will ensure: https://youtube.com/watch?v=u7nb5ldpv3s [Embed]

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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 22:14:05 [Preview] No. 34534 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

You came to Brazil
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Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:45:07 [Preview] No.34687 del
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Suddenly you are jolted awake by the blaring cacophony of a mentally ill stalker dude and some tripcode idiot that desperately needs to be the center of attention 24/7.

Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:02:54 [Preview] No.34688 del

I went to Brazil to escape this shit

Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 18:22:14 [Preview] No.34744 del
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I think it's just you, me, Hazelmasturbator and die4autism that's left now. Death of a /b/ in record time. I'm headed to archive.org to download A Serbian Film and Cannibal Apocalypse. That was a beautiful picture of Brazil though. Here's a picture of a temple, but I think it's somewhere in Asia.

Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:08:23 [Preview] No.34789 del
>gets ass eaten out by army ants
Oh no ant-kun, please don't nibble there I-I'm sensiti-KYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

For what it's worth I'm still here.

Anonymous 05/19/2021 (Wed) 16:53:49 [Preview] No.35245 del
Hire a security firm so a BRilian doesn't rob me

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Super Powers Thread Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 00:01:20 [Preview] No. 35204 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When I was 12, I discovered I have the ability to transform certain rocks into turtles. Since then, I've been trying to stumble across more powers but to no avail. Discuss any of your super powers and how you came across them? Is there a simple way to test for them?

Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 05:39:49 [Preview] No.35205 del
One day when I was 12 I discovered that I could squirt a stream of jizz over 25 feet. I will never forget the day that God granted me that superpower. Sadly, He took it away after awhile. I must've made Him angry by using my abilities too much. I could even make it go straight up and step out of the way before it came back down. I could've been famous the world over.

Anonymous 05/19/2021 (Wed) 04:33:59 [Preview] No.35232 del
I know nobody will believe me, but I can turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. I gained this power after sucking a radioactive nigger dick.

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Causing a lot of technical trouble on websites / networks to disrupt their service with DDOS and other methods.

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:26:32 [Preview] No.34352 del
this site is so cringe its just a massive namefag/avatarfag circlejerk lol

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:32:44 [Preview] No.34354 del
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gotta catch 'em all

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:33:18 [Preview] No.34355 del
eh ill accept it cause i dont have many options anyways
welcome aboard

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:36:52 [Preview] No.34356 del
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dubs when you have trisomy 21 actually counts as trips

Anonymous 05/18/2021 (Tue) 22:59:36 [Preview] No.35227 del
The elites are rapidly closing all the doors.

The government will soon pack the courts to get any answer they want from judges.

The government will ban anonymous debit cards and burner phones.

Guns, cash, Bitcoin, gold, and silver will be banned.

You will need to give the state your fingerprints, DNA sample, photo, and vaccine passport to use the Internet. The Internet will later be shut off.

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Dumb things that were really popular Anonymous 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:21:02 [Preview] No. 33225 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does /b/ think was a dumb trend that happened in their lives?

Pic related. I never really liked or understood why people liked these things
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Anonymous 05/16/2021 (Sun) 21:15:10 [Preview] No.35201 del
My favorite part was how the AI snuck up on them.

Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 23:34:53 [Preview] No.35216 del
Never got the deal behind autopilot. Tech is prone to failure at least once, even if it's by a 1% margin. Why put your life on the line for experimental tech?

Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 23:36:28 [Preview] No.35217 del
Unless it's an airplane, autopilot doesn't make sense for transportation

Anonymous 05/18/2021 (Tue) 15:38:52 [Preview] No.35220 del
yeah if the technology is/becomes less error prone than humans
-die 4 israel

Anonymous 05/18/2021 (Tue) 20:28:34 [Preview] No.35223 del
very valuable point thank you for pointing that out to me
-die 4 israel