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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No. 69215 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

[email protected] is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?


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Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No. 71821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.
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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.74182 del
>>73661
another modern celebrity who sold her body for fame and money is all


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del
>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del
>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del
>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?


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Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No. 74562 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Humans are 2 legged creatures from earth, a planet that is 75% water.
Humans are know for their wide variety of penis shapes and sizes, and for their disturbing and puke inducing sexual deviances.
Human government type is democracy, where the slaves vote between 2 random humans while somehow believing those humans dont work for the same group.
Humans smell bad, have awful tastes in media and fashion, are long lived and sweat piss.


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.74606 del
>>74562
sweat piss????? is OP a hoosier?


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Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No. 73814 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i lowkey want a moid to yell at me for thinking he wants to hurt me
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.74484 del
>>74483
I'd also ask the question what is porn and how does it work. Porn is informational copies of human phenotypes or sufficient mimics copied to another surface. Works by resembling the very features and behaviors we evolved to sexually engage in to serve baby production and family formation. So in terms of what people sexually like about porn, in terms of representation, porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans. I think you have the causality backwards. Very cute that you want genuine signals of care and compassion from a man, it's attractive.


Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.74540 del
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how about this?


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.74587 del
>>74483
If that were true, you would fucking do it.

>>74484
>Porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans
This is why I will never date. It's completely over for women who want non-whore moids. It's so fucking sad, moids don't want love, you just want to rape and batter children.


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Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
hello!


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Anonymous 09/16/2025 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No. 71217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hazel AI
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Anonymous 02/07/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74525 del
>>74493
>>74374
yum yum tities!


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Just have Sex, Incel. Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No. 74583 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You’re a Virgin Looser…


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.74584 del
You did Disgusting and Gay things inside of her-! Just admit it you Weaboo, Virgin, Incel-!


sage Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.74612 del
>>74583
why do "you people" always spam our imageboard with porn and then slide in Cee and P between all the spam? What are you trying to do here?


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Mah hekkin media Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No. 74551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>goes to reddit cuz normiedia is boring
>reddit is full of midiq atheist manlets
>goes to 4cuck
>immediate kslop brainrape on /mu/
Do I rope?


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.74554 del
No, just stop relying on image boards and social media, use it sparingly. I typically visit a few sites like this every morning with a cup of coffee and then go offline for a while and do other things to preoccupy my time. Some days I don't check up at all, other days I'll spend a little more time if I see something interesting or worthy posting (as I did in that movie thread last night). If you rely on social media as a main go-to for entertainment you'll get brain rot and trust me, you are just wasting your time on dead sites in a hyper-corporate internet full of literal retards.


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>>74554
exactly


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.74567 del
NO brainslop allowed!!!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.74576 del
>>74551
There's no "kslop" at all outside the general. You're retarded.


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.74580 del
>>74576
yezz anon chan!!! Korea is truly living in 2040!!! Im just a hekkin aspie!!


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I had Sex with Nastassia. Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No. 74573 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you?

It felt so good, and I Cried loudly.

You, Fed viewers? Limp-Dick… pfft…Virgins.
Your wives went for another Black Man tonight…!


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SoyBlog Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No. 74552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
custom emoticons - great moderation - actual blogging
no degeneracy - better UI - free speech - gemmy posts

https://soyblog.forumotion.com

get in there nigga


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