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Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 14:02:14 [Preview] No. 29981 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dumb Niggers
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Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 13:39:46 [Preview] No.30014 del
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>be nigger
>another nigger dies
>media won't shut up about it
>media keeps claiming a white man did
>"sheeeit guess ima loot me a tv then"
This is the nigger mentality.

Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 19:10:14 [Preview] No.30020 del
loot me a teevee and kill a ole head ass nygguhhhhh
carl winslow lookin ass

sage Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:13:15 [Preview] No.30021 del
That picture is literally older and more overused than your mom's cunt bro

Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 01:41:32 [Preview] No.30035 del
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sage Anonymous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:43:26 [Preview] No.30040 del

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Anonymous 07/01/2020 (Wed) 03:22:47 [Preview] No. 28970 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When is everyone going to realize that we are in a spiritual war for our very souls?

please read and watch all of this. Extremely important:

Floyd knew the man that killed him, and that corrupt possibly fake illuminati deep state satanic globalist cop dude killed the innocent floyd because corona meme is getting old, and the bad guys want to start a race war so that they can make a civil war and then have china attack when we're not paying attention.

right now we're in:
cold civil war
global cold war
psychological cold war
spiritual cold war

with who?

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Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 07:52:48 [Preview] No.30026 del
The cold war between US and Russia never ended. It simply changed form. Now it's a cold war between America and China. Once the two biggest superpowers are done killing each other, the jews will step in and take explicit, definitive control over the world as new sole superpower (unlike the implicit control they currently have over America).

Russia is barely a concern anymore. The jews know that the bigger threats are America and China: getting them to kill each other and then taking over once most of their citizens are dead is the most cunning way to take over the world.

Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.30032 del
Russia poses and pivots. They know they're not what they once were but know no one really wants any trouble with them.
China is all about a slow and subtle growth of their mainland territory, and brazen international moves to thwart US hegemony. China knows the US won't do much to really mess with them because of our economic symbiosis, imo. China can afford to think super long term because they don't give a shit about boomer voters basing everything off of their current quality of life.

Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 11:12:35 [Preview] No.30034 del
>boomer voters basing everything off of their current quality of life

The only thing that matters to any U.S. voter at all now is 4 more years of Trump or not 4 more years of Trump. That's it. There's nothing more. If you think boomer voters are basing their next vote on anything but that, then perhaps you should try talking to some of them.

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Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 19:51:56 [Preview] No. 29926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
just fucking found out that compact discs are "digital media"
how the fuck is it digital? its god damn analog, more than a cassette even; seriously what the fuck?
"digital" my ass, my fucking hand is digital! look i have one finger up for "1" & none for "0"! oh my God, i must a cyborg!
i could strategically plan my shits throughout the year to spell my name in binary, does that mean my ass is digital?
fuck you, my ass isn't a God damn transistor, you digital sons of bitches
you know what? i'll fucking say it, i love analog!
yup! thats fucking right! i think we should have kept mechanical televisions & popularized the use of vinyl records for video storage; yeah, i fucking admit it, i love physicality!
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Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 14:01:10 [Preview] No.29980 del
>the only difference you stated was how information is read and saved
Isn't that what makes it either digital or analog? How the data on it is read by the decoder?

Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 16:20:58 [Preview] No.29983 del
its not the way it is saved & read, its how the information itself is saved
the abacus is recognized as digital, yet cassettes are seen as analog
one could make a vinyl that pulses in 1's & 0's and by "technicality" it would have to be recognized as digital
imho, i think calling a lot of stuff "digital" was really just marketing "hey, look at this new 'DIGITAL' technology! isn't it so futuristic? this ain't ya gramma's phonograph!"

Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 16:14:35 [Preview] No.29990 del
Holy shit please clean your microwave. Gross.

Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:30:06 [Preview] No.30025 del
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Not a lot of people do for some reason

Silver Eye Anonymous 08/08/2020 (Sat) 09:25:19 [Preview] No. 29580 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The truth will always come out eventually.
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Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 15:00:06 [Preview] No.29988 del
The student Doko came to a Zen master, and said:
“I am seeking the truth. In what state of mind should I train myself, so as to find it?”
Said the master, “There is no mind, so you cannot put it in any state.
There is no truth, so you cannot train yourself for it.”
“If there is no mind to train, and no truth to find, why do you have these monks gather
before you every day to study Zen and train themselves for this study?”
“But I haven’t an inch of room here,” said the master, “so how could the monks gather?
I have no tongue, so how could I call them together or teach them?”
“Oh, how can you lie like this?” asked Doko.
“But if I have no tongue to talk to others, how can I lie to you?” asked the master.
Then Doko said sadly, “I cannot follow you. I cannot understand you.”
“I cannot understand myself,” said the master.

Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 19:25:52 [Preview] No.29992 del
>Do you like gladiator movies, Doko?

Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 20:20:53 [Preview] No.29993 del
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palindrome get

I'm scared

Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:27:15 [Preview] No.30024 del
King of the hill was a pretty good show though

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Anon in a Jew world Anonymous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 07:46:03 [Preview] No. 29884 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your best advice, how to survive as an Anon in this Evil Jew world?
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Anonymous 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:53:52 [Preview] No.29914 del
Wear a condom at all times, even when not having sex. That way you can throw it at the jews as bait when they can come for your foreskin, giving you time to run away.

Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 13:46:03 [Preview] No.30015 del
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What if you surgically attach the condom to your penis so they can't remove it? Just cut hole at end for peeing. Problem solved.

Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 19:07:39 [Preview] No.30019 del
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better solution, where a rape condom at all times

Anonymous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 18:12:49 [Preview] No. 30017 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
U.S.A. has become a Prison country, Avoid.

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Kik3merica thread Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:43:32 [Preview] No. 29996 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post redpills

Anonymous 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:16:38 [Preview] No.29998 del
pretty gud

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Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:43:54 [Preview] No. 29967 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do I solve 8channel.bz's captcha?

Anonymous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 17:17:22 [Preview] No.29969 del
One Day At A Time

Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:32:46 [Preview] No.29975 del
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That's the only way to do it.

Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 13:56:54 [Preview] No.29979 del
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L2 git gud at chess, brainlet nigger

Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 17:09:18 [Preview] No.29991 del
>I like thread after thread of the same tripfags squawking like hens

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Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:35:48 [Preview] No. 29985 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
whats that smell?...smells like dubs

Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 16:06:52 [Preview] No.29989 del
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Going on the

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Anonymous 08/17/2020 (Mon) 21:41:39 [Preview] No. 29687 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Gort banned from 4chan for posting b shit on r9k but I can't post it on b cause every post on b is getting banned wtf
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Anonymous 08/18/2020 (Tue) 12:30:32 [Preview] No.29691 del
fuck I love hairy minge

Anonymous 08/19/2020 (Wed) 10:52:56 [Preview] No.29712 del
>every post on b is getting banned wtf
rofl the 4cucks are 4cucked

Anonymous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:54:48 [Preview] No.29817 del
/r9k/ is the most retarded board ever, should have used /b/ or /pol/.

Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:30:44 [Preview] No.29953 del
That’s a man

Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:52:26 [Preview] No.29976 del
Good, you fucks are shitting up /b/ it's great that they banned pornography finally