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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.77181 del
>>73497
What if the dumb slut has to go on literal schizo meds? Is that basically the same thing?


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.77291 del
Unironically the anons like OP are the only type that the illuminati truly fear.

They alone are able to me maximally misogynistic, and they alone are able to be willing to build the strongest possible society for one specific type of person.

If you can't accept things like pedophilia or incest you can't possibly hope to create a society that works.

The best white ethnostate is not merely one which kills the niggers and the kikes; it is also one that, recognizing how the female sex cannot and should not be exterminated, does instead does everything short of that; they place the female sex outside the law, and they do so completely, placing them totally without the consideration of the law (except insofar as it applies to the property belonging to men).


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.77293 del
Not even fascists support the subjugation of women and pro natalism.

The ones who support the subjugation of women and the support of pro natalism the most are the girl loving hetero pedo men (and perhaps the boy loving hetero pedo women, all I know is that the boy loving homo pedo men are most likely to be strongly anti natal).

These are the ones who want to buy a little girl of the opposite sex from her parents for themselves to keep in their home and have sex with.

And they would do so with them until they hit puberty, and then continue to do so, but now producing as many children from their child spouse as they could through the constant unprotected sex now that she is fertile.

Such that we have a girl who goes throughout her entire life without having a period since every time her body dropped an egg it was fertilized by her husbands sperm and made into a child that they raised (and very likely fucked) together.

That is maximal pro natalism and maximal female subjugation.

No way a fascist would support that. Only the most degenerate gooner and pedo would support that. But if you want women in their place and making as many babies as possible, this is how you'd achieve that.

Literally by putting loads into the females as early and often as one can.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.77436 del
We need a society where males own females as property.
And males can legally do anything they want with the females who belong to them.
No limits or qualifications shall be applied to this.
Rape, incest, pedophilia, bestiality, neglect, abuse, humiliation, torture, murder, necrophilia, cannibalism, all of it and literally everything else outside of the above is legally protected so long as the male the female belongs to provides their ongoing informed and voluntary consent to it happening to her.
She will live her entire life completely at the mercy of her husband, father, or oldest member of her most closest related male relatives.
And as this will apply to all humans females, it will not be seen as anything wrong, it will be normal and natural, nothing could be wrong with it.
Every day she is permitted to live is something she must be grateful for and appreciative of.
She will know the feeling of penises ejaculating into all of her holes from the earliest age they could possibly be fit inside of them.
Her first years of life shortly after being born will be her getting tasted by her mothers tongue to teach her how to enjoy sexual stimulation and ride out her orgasms, and having her orifices penetrated by her mommy using fingers and various other objects of incrementally greater size, so that she could be stretched out to accommodate insertions, and as soon as she can be safely fucked by her father's cock she will be, and her parents will be her first lovers who will educate her on her purpose as a female among the human species:
To serve whichever male she belongs to at the moment, and to place his happiness above all other concerns, even her own self-preservation is subordinate to this.
To be a source of entertainment, gratification, arousal, stimulation, and pleasure to others.
To be a mother to as many children as her master desires her to have.
To be a source of milk for her master to sell or keep for his own use.
To be a source of meat, hide, and other bodily products once she has outlived her usefulness, for her master to sell or keep for his own use.
All of this depends upon what her master desires from her, that is in truth her only purpose for existence, and her first master will be her father (if he is around) or the eldest of her closest related family members (if he is not).
But eventually she will be sold to another male who will be her husband, and it is he who she will serve for as long as he possesses her.
In such a society there will be a eutopia for the males, for the females it will also be a eutopia, but of a different sort.

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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.77438 del
>>77436
Close to this as you are going to get is living in an Islamic country where they often rape women and kids, but you cannot kill them unless they are committing blasphemy against Allah or some shit but there is still some kind of legal process behind it. You won't enjoy many other rights living in those countries though, no free speech, no drinking, no fun allowed, no parties, no such thing as individual property rights, mandatory religious service in many cases, etc. Pretty much just another shithole without the individual freedom many take for granted here in America.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.77184 del
decisionhelper

i've finally managed to do something i have been wishing for for a long time. i wrote a program (well 3 seperate simple linux bash scripts that i call program but of course this is as ghetto as it gets) that decides for me on what to do next.

until i started playing with this i had no idea what a crazy overcomplicated maze my decisionmaking process is.

see i noticed that i like to spend way too much brainpower on finding completely meaningless afterthoughts, which kind of keeps me using my brain and deepens my understanding and broadens the range of my analysis but then i focus so much on tiny differences that i lose sight of what i was actually about to do, which is trying to decide what to do next; searching for more little advantages and tiny synergies that just waste my energy and make me feel exhausted for accomplishing nothing.

first script helps me automatically create a textfile in a specific folder. i give the thing a name, i assign it a priority value between 1 and 9 and a rough estimate how many minutes it will take. the txt gets created, opens automatically and i can write notes underneath the few variables i assigned at the top.

second script is where the magic happens. when i execute it, the script asks me how many minutes i have time. lets say i have 18 minutes until i have to go somewhere. it then searches through all the text files what i wrote into the MINUTES variable that takes 18 minutes or less (without including those that take longer). so now i have a list of txt-files that are within the time i have. the files appear on the list as many times as i have set in PRIORITY; this means something with priority 2 will appear twice on the list. now from this list one txt files gets randomly selected and this txt files opens for me in my default txt editor called kwrite. this way the more important things have a higher chance of being picked.

the reason this is genius: i circumvent my awful decisionmaking process. i can just say GIMME ONE! and POOF instantly one file opens and i can work on it.

third script is when i am done with a txt file and i want to remove it from the pool, the script just asks me it's number (i just have a counter that goes up so that each txt i create has a unique number i can search for), i write the number, the script finds the textfile which has the number and moves it into the completed folder itself without me having to juggle files.

this is exceptionally convenient to use because i found a way to execute these scripts from my desktop-gadget. see the three buttons on the bottom left? (plus sign, playbutton and red x). i might change the playbutton into a dice symbol but this is wonderful convenient.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77185 del
>>77184
forgot the screenshot.

i kind of like having the moment of creation separated from the moment of execution like that because that way, i give my subconscious a chance to have insights and daydreams about it. because...

...one way to come up with good ideas is to think hard and another way to come up with good ideas is to not think at all.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.77368 del
A long time ago an occultist wanted to learn how magic worked.

He looked at the magical systems from all over the world and assumed they all worked, then came to the conclusion that although they seemed to have nothing in common, they actually had one thing in common to all of them:

That commonality to every magical system throughout history was that the people who used them believed that they worked. He came to the conclusion that is magic was real than it operated on the basis of belief.

He conducted a thought experiment that went as follows:

- Imagine that there's a God, big G god, who is absolutely omnipotent.

- This God decides what reality is, and since his power is innate he can use it without realizing he has it, its unconscious and unintentional, it's active all the time, constantly warping and rewriting reality all in its own, whatever Gods mind can envision, his power makes real. Mental power over the material existence.

- So one of the first things God makes is another God, and now that there's two of them, reality is now the subject of a tug of war.

- Assuming for simplicity sake that both Gods are operating at full power in all things, when both Gods are in agreement reality changes in accordance with that agreement on what it should be.

- but when the Gods disagree on some matter there their minds are opposed, reality continues as it is, affected by either, because the power of the two are pulling in opposite directions and cancel one another out.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.77369 del
magic is mental fabrication.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.77435 del
>>77369
All of reality is a collective mental fabrication



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Fuck Age Verification Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No. 77310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
In the shitty modern world of increasing "age verification" (identity doxxing) laws I find it more important than ever to seek consumer-friendly alternative products and services, this includes operating systems such as uncooperative Linux distros and even pre-activated Microsoft Windows bootlegs which are free for anyone to download, use and share.

I've recently been collecting my favorite Windows bootlegs worthy of testing out long into the future, much as I have done with various Linux distros.

Has anyone tried any of these and if so what are your favorite free Windows bootlegs to use?

https://crustywindo.ws/Main_Page
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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.77383 del
>>77364
They shouldn't be on the internet at all or have iPads. Their parents should be forcing them to play outdoors instead of being stuck to a screen all day.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.77392 del
>>77364
Honestly I don't give a fuck what kids do on their iPads, and it's the PARENTS who should be regulating those, NOT the Epstein class and their child-fucking corrupt control freak government! Just because the parents are lazy assholes who give their kids these addictive gadgets does not warrant the government to police the entire internet and our operating systems, or ruin the internet for everyone else!!!

>>77383
THIS!!!


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.77393 del
>>77383
It's so ironic how the same government that wants to police the internet and surveillance everything is the same government that forces iPads in the school system in the first place!

Problem > Reaction > Solution = how convenient for them!


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.77425 del
>>77345
There is no other side.

Machiavelli was the first to envision the uniparty as the best means of having a group of tyrants who could do whatever they like and the people would never even think to rebel.

You have two parties at least, one party moves toward whatever kind of goals the elites have for themselves (democrats) while the other does nothing but oppose change (republicans), so you have one party of forward momentum toward what you want, and another party that goes nowhere and only acts as friction to slow progress toward your goals.

Then you take turns being the ones who will liberate the people from the other party, the people will welcome you in again and again to save them from the tyranny of your coconspirators, and because the young will age up and the old will age out and information is passed imperfectly from generation to generation, the result is that the people will be perpetually bounced between the two parties, who are really just two faces of one singular party, the uniparty.

Also, by making the debates over policies that the elites don't really care about be really intense between the two heads, the policies that never get talked about which the elites do care deeply about are left to be safely passed and maintained in the background.

It's all about selling the people on an enthralling story, and making them feel as though they are a part of it. The few who know the truth are left alone fighting battles nobody can see.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.77429 del
>>77425
America will end up much like the USSR and collapse, depopulation will occur, cities will fall to ruin and become increasingly abandoned and protectionist jurisdictional power will be usurped in rural and leftover suburban communities for survival, changing the laws of the land and the consequences for outsiders who think >i dindo nuffin bruh!



Military-grade secure and theft-proof portable hard drive! 16TB, transfer speed Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No. 77234 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
has anyone used/bought this SSD External Hard Drive yet, what's it's like?
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.77284 del
>>77252
Thanks for the input but I'm getting a professional to look into it now. I've tried basically everything suggested and nothing is working. The computer repair dude said he gets a lot of complaints about modern SSDs and I'm starting to think I should just go back to magnetic drives instead. It's possible if he can't fix it that is exactly what I'll do, switch to a magnetic harddrive.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.77299 del
>>77245
i thought you weren't supposed to use dban on SSDs? did they add an ssd wipe feature?


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.77308 del
>>77299
You are not necessarily supposed to, true, but some online research I have done there were many sources stating this will not ruin the SSD, it simply does not fully delete all the data during a wipe. Honestly I have no clue if that may BE the problem with my SSD but within the next week it will be diagnosed and either fixed or I'll be told I need to have it replaced. If I must replace it I'm going back to magnetic drives from now on as they are cheaper and less prone to these kinds of problems.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.77319 del
>>77308
>will not ruin
depends on how many passes.
ssds are shit these days. if you're not interested in speed, wd green has worked well for me in the past in a raid. it was simply used for casual access.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.77426 del
>>77319
Turns out it was not an SSD problem, it was an issue with a capacitor inside the motherboard. I'll just salvage the RAM and 2TB SSD and swap it with another laptop is all.



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>juicefasting thread got deleted

2026, juicefasting still illegal on imageboards. still illegal to talk to peasants how they could break from disease.
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.77296 del
>>77258
>i deleted your thread
i don't think you did

>because you have cancer and you deserve nothing but to shut up and die slowly :)

oh yeah why's that, because you are suffering and everyone should feel as bad as you feel? this never made sense to me. this is just mindless conflict-theater soldier gibberish. you're just a stupid bully who wishes people death because you don't have the balls to end your own life.

>>77275
this sounds like quite drastic. i have not tried this so i can only speculate about it but this sounds like something for people who are severely toxic. i'm pretty clean already. one drastic thing i did once was drink hot herbal tea that is said to make people sweat while sitting in a way too hot bath tub that had agitated herbs and spices in it. then i wrapped myself in a frozen towel. this artificial fever into ice cold sheet is supposed to draw toxins out of the skin but i guess it did not work for me. the legend says that the frozen towel i was wrapping myself in was supposed to be colorful the next morning but it did not seem to work, no colorful toxins were drawn out. i did feel amazing afterwards though.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.77307 del
Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.77337 del
>>77307
i don't want the government to have access to technology anymore. they have proven themselves to be irresponsible with it.

government having universities and constantly developing new technologies that they use against the people and a military they can use for selfish anti-human reasons is awful. there should be a goverment of for and by the people and not this disgusting pedofiles who have everyone corrupted, brainwashed, paid-off or blackmailed into compliance. compliance is the problem.

government off the internet and back into the library.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.77388 del
>>77296
If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering. Your nothing but a stupid fucking jeet pushing harmful health advice to cope with your prostrate cancer LMAO


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.77416 del
>>77388
>If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering.

what am i suffering, wise one? you are obviously very intelligent and experienced so you wont have any trouble explaining.



We have to go back..... Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 71864 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports.

don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line.
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.77285 del
>>77215
There were some good times in America. The 1980s was fucking awesome compared to today. Mass consumerism, everything was affordable, appliances were still built to last and easier to fix too, people actually liked having fun in person, hot young chicks loved to fuck/ no social media dating bullshit just hookups from friends and blind dates, everyone loved to drink and party, etc. Sure the internet is cool and all but it came with a huge social price. Now days people are glued to their phones, addicted to the internet and have the memories of goldfish.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.77363 del
>>77285
Worst of all, the evolution of humanity in western countries has become pure sexual selection.

The only dudes getting to lay pipe in fertile unbroken ground are chads. Its all about being physically appealing to girls, if you aren't good looking in the top tenth percentile you are only going to get used and damaged goods.

If you are in the bottom thirty percent you will die without leaving any genetic successors.

The future belongs to men like clavicular, chads who realize that the incels are right and start doing all they can to dominate looks.

Peacocks (chads) preening their feathers to appeal to peahens (sluts).

That's the truth of it.

Those muscles aren't functional in the world of today, you know.

The time when being strong or big made you a good hunter or warrior are over, modern technology can allow you to kill from far away with a push of a button.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.77381 del
>>77285

The 90s too, back then the thing they were all complaining about was being an office drone in a cubicle. That was their idea of the most hellish fate they could be stuck in within their lives. Now I look back at that and think about how they had no idea how bad it would get.


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Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.77410 del
>>77381
Not that those years were perfect but there is some truth to this, the 1990s were the last dying vestige years of real America. Since the year 2001 the US has rapidly become a third world shithole country. Sure there are still some very nice places in the US to live but face it, you have to be older and have generational wealth to be cushioned from the rest of the impoverished society today. There is no way you can get out of college with huge student loan debt and make a decent living anymore, those days are long gone. Opportunities have vanished and the social safety net we once had is deteriorating.



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.77167 del
I've actually watched some of his videos before. While I don't agree with everything he says and sometimes he comes off as an idiot, he's not that bad. Honestly he can be amusing at times.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.77408 del
>>76506
I find him rather entertaining and he has a huge following just by ruthlessly being himself. Is there really a reason you hate this dude other than sheer jealousy of his success in life???


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.77409 del
I honestly think the true reason why some people hate this guy is because Asmongold proved and exposed the fraud that you need to go to college and take out huge student loans to be successful and rich, that you must conform to the boomer mindset of working your ass off being a debt slave to society. Here we have a very successful millennial man who refused to get "educated" (indoctrinated) and take massive predatory govt-enforced student loans (debt slavery) and he gets rich with an attitude using a very left-leaning platform while hosting a very right-leaning political world view without any political correctness or care about people's feelings. That is what I truly assume until someone can change my mind.



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good grief


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.77391 del
So much we don't know and at the same time nothing much we can do about it either. I really don't care about aliens, I'm not naive enough to trust our corrupt governments to come to the rescue or save us all from some hypothetical outcome.



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Crazy Things Some People Do Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No. 77333 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Italy. He was a 24 year old Onlyfans erotic gay streamer. Happened during the high hysteria of COVID19 pandemic in Italy. He was livestreaming with a radio news station playing in his room, talking about latest news. Because he used high quality pirated VPN for all his streams, including this last one, then it took almost 12 hours before his location and corpse could be discovered.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.77349 del
hot asf. poor guy


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.77389 del
interesting



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looking for methods Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No. 77387 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi guys im looking for ways to kms, painless or least painful. recommend drugs or ways that wont end up with my corpse being mutilated