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please fight back we are almost out of time... Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No. 75513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
SomeOrdinaryGamers


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obsessing over porn and women is an indian trait


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.75499 del
madarchod bitch india is superpower



Thoughts on Raquel Mapp? Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No. 75067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
5'2
Belizean/Puerto Rican
Rate her 1-10/10


Lelia Anonymous 03/04/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.75087 del
5'5
Israeli
Rate her 1-10/10


Anonymous 03/05/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.75130 del
Tiny hot ass negro. Would bang that bitch absolutely, I bet she'd give a good tit job too.


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.75146 del
>>75130
oh i'd have to fuck her tits


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.75173 del
I would let her sit on my face too.


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.75497 del



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NiggerBaby Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No. 75492 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
BYE BYE NIGGER-!!!



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You are not Having Sex Anonymous 03/08/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No. 75429 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You are now officially a Virgin LOoseR, and a FaiLurE.


Anonymous 03/08/2026 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.75430 del
rape little babies


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.75491 del
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NiggerBaby = MudShark

Go find something else, Virgin.

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You have never had Sex ONCE in your LIFE-!!! Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No. 75490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You’re just a Virgin Incel and a Looser. You have never felt the touch of a Real Girl and you are still using your HAND to WATCH ANIME. Do you Understand that you are not having Sex? Go back to watching Anime Comics and reading MANGA Books, Nerd…

>Go Have Sex Incel.



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Please join my retarded ass, idiotic, fucking stupid and lame server...

https://discord.gg/Trta2UTpsb


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.75486 del
>>75481
Discord???? You mean the fed-compromised honeypot social media service that requires age verification and a photo ID now????

NO. HELL NO. NEVER.



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Best Alternative Search Engines 2025 Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No. 74832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

🔍 DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
🔐 Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
🛡️ Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
✨ MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
🇪🇺 Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
🔗 Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.


Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.74841 del
As for good privacy-friendly web browsers use Librewolf and Tor. There are others like Brave too.

https://www.privacytools.io/private-browser


Anonymous 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.74855 del
>>74841
nice link


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.75387 del
>>74841
>Brave browser
>TOR

That article sucks.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.75472 del
>>75387
Librewolf with uMatrix is far better than Brave. If you tweak a few things in about:config disabling WebGL, WebRTC and GeoAPI it's rock solid as far as a secure browser, plus it has a built-in option to wipe all your browser session caches and history every time you close the browser making it extra privacy oriented.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.75485 del
>>74855
You can also test out your web browser's security via the Browser Leaks website. It will tell you everything you need to know when it comes to information leaking through your browser or if it can be compromised. Getting rid of WebGL, WebRTC and GeoAPI is a big step towards hardening your browser from leaking unwanted information such as your real IP address while using a VPN. You can also test whether or not third parties can access your web cam and/or microphone. I ripped my laptop cam and mic out physically so nothing gets detected when I do the WebRTC leak test.



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Abusive Lover Killed in Unique Way Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No. 72729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious, since the dead body was still relatively fresh, with not more than 30 minutes at most since the time of death (with the skin already acquiring its yellowish tone, but the "blood pooling" only barely forming in the inner part of his thighs). And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.

Corpse’s pushed out tongue also indicates that it was a very slow strangulation death, while the victim was in the passed out state. Taking almost 10 minutes for his heartbeat to stop beating (since it was rather a strangulation, with body in sitting down position, as oppose to full body suspension hanging death). His partner was regularly checking the victim’s pulse and calling the emergency services only after he did not detect any heartbeat. Which he had testified as taking almost 10 minutes of wait time.
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Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.75161 del
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23 year old woman. Was doing it with her male partner as a spotter. But he had waited too long, leaving her hanging for an entire minute while he was masturbating from getting highly aroused by seeing her convulsing in the noose. By the time he finally realized that he had waited way too long and started to take her down from the noose, she had a heart attack. Because of the sudden blood and oxygen pressure rush through her heart and brain, after the noose was removed.

But instead of calling medics right away he had only wasted very little precious time she had, by trying to resuscitate her. Obviously without any knowledge or equipment to do so with. Until finally grabbing his phone and calling for help. But it was too late. By the time the medics had arrived all they could do was to pronounce her dead.


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.75162 del
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Shows body discovery of 25 year old young woman who died as the result of erotic asphyxiation. Worked as a medical nurse and online model. Lubricated vibrator was found lying at her feet. Her va-ginal and an-al passages had the same lubricant in them.


Anonymous 03/09/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.75443 del
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27 year old young man. Streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes, before the viewers were finally able to contact the admins reporting his death and the stream was immediately cut off and his entire profile gone from their site.


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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.74782 del
Windows 11 is the most Indian OS in existence.
I get the feeling that a small group of 20-30 people could design an OS a million times better than what exists right now. There's a weird phenomenon in software where massive projects end up collapsing under their own weight while out of nowhere a single guy can build an amazing game or something else extraordinary.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.74786 del
>>74782
I agree. I'm using Linux and Windows 7 for my two laptops. I still have to use Windows for certain software I rely on which is why I run an older Windows OS. Windows 7 can easily be modified to run faster and smoother without the default bloatware that came with it activated and you can easily disable any unnecessary MS remote services and auto-update. Using tools like Process Explorer and Process Manager helps you gain full user control over the Windows OS too. I have full control over what does and does not run in the background of Windows 7. It is very liberating and no way would I ever upgrade to a newer Windows OS ever again. Linux is also getting better as time goes on, eventually if they can make all Windows running software easily compatible within their Operating Systems I might consider switching entirely to Linux.


Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.74839 del
The Davos/WEF new "great reset" has been decoded and exposed. They want EVERYTHING subscription based, they wish to destroy consumer choice, the free market, open source innovation and most importantly destroy PRIVATE OWNERSHIP and USER PRIVACY. Prepare accordingly. If you haven't been doing so already you should be mass backing up desirable media and making multiple offline backups of everything you have collected. You should absolutely own a couple of your favorite laptops and/or PCs. Have backup bootable ISO copies of all your favorite operating systems. Same thing with older "dumb" TVs, VCR/DVD & DVD/Blu-ray combo players, collect physical media, learn how to store it properly and take care of it long-term. Collect box sets of physical media, have extra hardware (late 90s and early to mid 2000s hardware by far the best). Buy CDs for cheap at thrift shops, buy records too, get combo players for cassettes/CDs/vinyl like Crosley brands (I have two myself and working on fixing an older one I have, all having 3 speeds for vinyl). Old school games as well, have a collection of consoles and physical games you can play anytime even when offline.

Basically my plan is to boycott anything that mandates a subscription or internet connection to function. Boycott any online services that require an ID to use them.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.75386 del
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>Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?

no because microshit legacy software is still used by a lot of companies and .gov groups. It's probably not going to go away in our lifetimes.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.75470 del
I've switched my main laptop to Zorin OS and won't ever go back.