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Abusive Lover Killed in Unique Way Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No. 72729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious, since the dead body was still relatively fresh, with not more than 30 minutes at most since the time of death (with the skin already acquiring its yellowish tone, but the "blood pooling" only barely forming in the inner part of his thighs). And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.

Corpse’s pushed out tongue also indicates that it was a very slow strangulation death, while the victim was in the passed out state. Taking almost 10 minutes for his heartbeat to stop beating (since it was rather a strangulation, with body in sitting down position, as oppose to full body suspension hanging death). His partner was regularly checking the victim’s pulse and calling the emergency services only after he did not detect any heartbeat. Which he had testified as taking almost 10 minutes of wait time.
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Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.75161 del
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23 year old woman. Was doing it with her male partner as a spotter. But he had waited too long, leaving her hanging for an entire minute while he was masturbating from getting highly aroused by seeing her convulsing in the noose. By the time he finally realized that he had waited way too long and started to take her down from the noose, she had a heart attack. Because of the sudden blood and oxygen pressure rush through her heart and brain, after the noose was removed.

But instead of calling medics right away he had only wasted very little precious time she had, by trying to resuscitate her. Obviously without any knowledge or equipment to do so with. Until finally grabbing his phone and calling for help. But it was too late. By the time the medics had arrived all they could do was to pronounce her dead.


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.75162 del
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Shows body discovery of 25 year old young woman who died as the result of erotic asphyxiation. Worked as a medical nurse and online model. Lubricated vibrator was found lying at her feet. Her va-ginal and an-al passages had the same lubricant in them.


Anonymous 03/09/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.75443 del
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27 year old young man. Streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes, before the viewers were finally able to contact the admins reporting his death and the stream was immediately cut off and his entire profile gone from their site.


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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.74782 del
Windows 11 is the most Indian OS in existence.
I get the feeling that a small group of 20-30 people could design an OS a million times better than what exists right now. There's a weird phenomenon in software where massive projects end up collapsing under their own weight while out of nowhere a single guy can build an amazing game or something else extraordinary.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.74786 del
>>74782
I agree. I'm using Linux and Windows 7 for my two laptops. I still have to use Windows for certain software I rely on which is why I run an older Windows OS. Windows 7 can easily be modified to run faster and smoother without the default bloatware that came with it activated and you can easily disable any unnecessary MS remote services and auto-update. Using tools like Process Explorer and Process Manager helps you gain full user control over the Windows OS too. I have full control over what does and does not run in the background of Windows 7. It is very liberating and no way would I ever upgrade to a newer Windows OS ever again. Linux is also getting better as time goes on, eventually if they can make all Windows running software easily compatible within their Operating Systems I might consider switching entirely to Linux.


Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.74839 del
The Davos/WEF new "great reset" has been decoded and exposed. They want EVERYTHING subscription based, they wish to destroy consumer choice, the free market, open source innovation and most importantly destroy PRIVATE OWNERSHIP and USER PRIVACY. Prepare accordingly. If you haven't been doing so already you should be mass backing up desirable media and making multiple offline backups of everything you have collected. You should absolutely own a couple of your favorite laptops and/or PCs. Have backup bootable ISO copies of all your favorite operating systems. Same thing with older "dumb" TVs, VCR/DVD & DVD/Blu-ray combo players, collect physical media, learn how to store it properly and take care of it long-term. Collect box sets of physical media, have extra hardware (late 90s and early to mid 2000s hardware by far the best). Buy CDs for cheap at thrift shops, buy records too, get combo players for cassettes/CDs/vinyl like Crosley brands (I have two myself and working on fixing an older one I have, all having 3 speeds for vinyl). Old school games as well, have a collection of consoles and physical games you can play anytime even when offline.

Basically my plan is to boycott anything that mandates a subscription or internet connection to function. Boycott any online services that require an ID to use them.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.75386 del
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>>74294
>Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?

no because microshit legacy software is still used by a lot of companies and .gov groups. It's probably not going to go away in our lifetimes.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.75470 del
I've switched my main laptop to Zorin OS and won't ever go back.



What would you do to her? Anonymous 12/05/2025 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No. 72996 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What would you do to her?
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Anonymous 12/14/2025 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.73308 del
blow cigar smoke up her ass


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Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.73375 del
>>72996
Ask her "how much" for an hour?


Anonymous 12/18/2025 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.73387 del
>>72996
nothing because I can't tell what she looks like.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.75467 del
brush my teeth with her tits!



My first post!! Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No. 72309 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi there this is my first post in any board ever

Tell me anything :3
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.72330 del
the universe is a hologram

invest in copper

the elite puts monkey cum in the tapwater

hail galdrux!


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.72331 del
yooooo


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.72540 del
>>72311 Jesus Christ..

Anyway, show us your tits. Or tell us your most schizo theory about the world.


Anonymous 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.73610 del
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>>72309
Hitomi Tanaka got a breast reduction and retired.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.75461 del
>>73610
i miss hitomi, wish she went to america for some proper dick



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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.73733 del
>>73569
Moids are braindead.
>Actually, child porn exists because of women!!11!
You've been posting child porn since before I was born


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.73746 del
>>73733
No ever since you started posting here someone has been uploading cp on b. Its very obvious its you.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.73753 del
>>73746
Wowzers, I can't believe women invented cp.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.73754 del
>>73243
Your upset mood is showing behind all that "ultimate right" rhetoric. Why can't you speak honestly? "She didn't express love towards me and I feel hurt and unwanted". See, I did it for you. Truth heals, as Jesus said.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.75460 del
what?



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Just over 15 years ago, when the Democrat-controlled House and the Democrat-controlled Senate were debating the healthcare proposals offered by the Democrat president, nearly everyone on the political right was unified in opposition. It may well have been the last time the right was united on anything, but it was indeed unified and resolute.

Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (MN) warned that “This monstrosity of a bill will not only destroy the private healthcare market, it will lead to massive increases in premiums and rationed care.” Congressman (and eventual vice-presidential nominee and Speaker of the House) Paul Ryan (WI) complained that “This bill is a fiscal Frankenstein. It’s a government takeover that will explode costs and kill jobs.” Senator (and Republican Leader) Mitch McConnell (KY) insisted that Americans “want reforms that lower costs, not a trillion-dollar government experiment.”

Even the Heritage Foundation — in the news lately for purportedly exacerbating rifts in the conservative coalition — likewise agreed with everyone in the movement, insisting that Obamacare was a disaster waiting to happen and would keep none of the promises that it made, all while destroying what was good and valuable in the private insurance market.

More than a decade later, when it was clear that the system was in trouble and that only greater government intervention and spending could save it, the Heritage Foundation took something of a victory lap, detailing Obamacare’s manifest failures and arguing that it was long past time to scrap the whole experiment.

The ACA dramatically increased health insurance premiums and cost-sharing in the individual market…
The ACA collapsed insurer competition in the nation’s individual markets…
The ACA failed to meet official enrollment targets in the individual markets…
The ACA is pricing middle-class Americans out of individual market coverage…
The ACA expanded government coverage while wrecking the private individual health insurance market…
The ACA compromised access to care for persons — including those with pre-existing medical conditions — enrolled in the nation’s individual markets…
The ACA failed—and failed miserably to attract young people into the exchange insurance pools…
The ACA’s vaunted delivery reforms did not yield the anticipated savings.

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Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.72536 del
Trump floated the idea of giving low- and middle-income Americans a direct payment of $2,000 rather than providing a subsidy that is paid to insurance companies.

That would allow people to purchase their own insurance, Trump said in a Nov. 8 social media post. The president added that this would avoid putting more money into a health coverage system that, he said, provided inferior health coverage.

The White House is in discussion with lawmakers about the idea, Trump told reporters on Nov. 14.

“I’ve had personal talks with some Democrats,” he said, adding that the plan would allow consumers to negotiate their own price with an insurer.

Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) is drafting legislation for a similar plan now. His plan would send money directly to individual Health Savings Accounts, much like Trump suggested.

“They can use it to spend on healthcare, so they can buy direct health care, or they can buy insurance, or [use it for] a co-payment or deductible,” Scott told Reporters on Nov. 10.

Consumers could use the funds to buy any plan authorized by their state’s insurance commission, he added.


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.72537 del
Republicans generally have been reluctant to extend the enhanced subsidies without also addressing abuse of the Obamacare system, which they say rose dramatically after those subsidies were introduced.

The expiration date indicates that the subsidies were not considered a long-term solution, Dr. Mehmet Oz, administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said in a Fox News interview on Nov. 16.

“It creates incentives for fraud,” he said.

“Instead of paying insurance companies to manage our money, let’s trust Americans to manage their own care — with a pre-funded Federal Flexible Spending Account,” he said.

A Flexible Spending Account is similar to a Health Savings Account but is not owned by the individual and does not roll over from year to year.

Commercial health insurance premiums have risen every year since 2008, according to Health System Tracker, a data collection site run by the nonprofits The Peterson Center on Healthcare and KFF.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.72784 del
juboeur9


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.75459 del
wow



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SAVE ME Anonymous 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No. 75453 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
haiiiiiiiiiiii everypony i just discovered this site. need friend. lonely gal in pakistan who is on her second gap year. 20. i like gaming(kinda). i like white guys. im pashtun which means im basically aryan. i have black hair and bangs and pale skin. kinda fat. retarded btw. boring also. also have bpd.
i just want to talk.im miserable. do not message me if ur a coomer. if you like porn or hentai or hgames or think any of that is okay, do not come near me, i will kill myself. just talk to me. i'll probably fall in love with you or become ridiculously codependant. girl or guy, save me. NO TRANNIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
also i have 2 buns.
@seashellalarm on discord.


sage Anonymous 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.75454 del
>i like white guys. im pashtun which means im basically aryan.
lol
sage


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.75456 del
tits or gtfo



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i agree with the crazy guy. i'd do anything to grab michael's leg