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>She needs to be a virgin who sees sex as a chore and doesn't want head
>She needs to be a masochist who never turns down sex and isn't religious and doesn't hate men
>She needs to love me for my personality
>I will find her by cold approaching, and she needs to tolerate being lied to and physically abused and cheated on, and she cannot want me to spend time with her
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Anonymous 12/09/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.73153 del
>>73148
Stupid whore. Moids never turn down sex. Straight women cannot be involuntarily celibate, I want nothing to do with moids.

I've seen moids admitting that they are all sadists, and I'm not a masochist. Moids wont even eat pussy. Why would I want to get laid?


Anonymous 12/10/2025 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.73198 del
>>73139
Look guys its the femcel craving attention from shitskinned Indians that want to kill and rape her.


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Anonymous 12/11/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.73220 del
>>73205
Im not Australian, so none of these irrelevant statistics matter in the glorious burger land that is America.



This isn't Ukraine.
This is Poland.
Russian attack drone.
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Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.72860 del
>>71126
> Pidorussia
What is "PIDO"?


Anonymous 12/06/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.73031 del
>>72860
Пидорахия. Comes from Пидор, Gay/Faggot.


Anonymous 12/08/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.73068 del
No one cares. Keep sobbing Europoors. We are not going to fight the Russians. Either kiss and make up, or keep on fighting and dying for your ZOG.


Anonymous 12/10/2025 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.73171 del
EU war mongers just threatened to dump US Treasury Bonds because they are throwing a pissy fit over Trump telling them Ukraine needs to finally come back to reality, agree to the peace deal and make some concessions already.

Do these idiots have any clue what the US government has previously done to other nations that threaten to destroy or even undermine our economy!?

Get your fucking popcorn ready and get yourself comfy. 2026 is going to be one big crazy show.



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Travelling Without Moving Anonymous 02/07/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No. 49843 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hands down my Favourite Album from the 90's
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.72793 del
Americans are so dead and degraded now that if the US Army liquidates Fargo tomorrow, no one would even shrug.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.72805 del
bujuiew


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Anonymous 11/26/2025 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.72828 del
Nazis say they want to live in a police state because Jews hate freedom.


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x7net - A New Anonymous Imageboard

Just launched a clean, minimalist imageboard that brings back the spirit
of old-school internet culture. No captchas, no ads, no tracking - just
simple anonymous posting like it should be.

Features:
• Real-time updates
• Image uploads (5MB max)
• Tripcodes for identity verification
• Greentext support
• Mobile-friendly
• Mod tools (pinning, closing threads, bans)

Currently running /g/ - General board for anything goes discussion.
And /ih/ - IRL Histories for tell happens, histories, greentexts and drama.

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Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.72920 del
Communists say that solar power must be mandatory, Nazis say that solar power must be banned, and Libertarians say that solar power should be optional, but what you think doesn't matter because the elites have already decided for you.


Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.72923 del
>>72920
>doesn't
hmmmmm


Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.72924 del
Wow.

Americans say the Soviet Union was a huge success.


sage Anonymous 12/04/2025 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.72973 del
>>72923
You're talking with a retarded spammer. He can't write shit well when he spams /b/



Dchan Anonymous 12/01/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No. 72944 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Dchan is here

Help in the attempt to revive old 4chan culture by participating in Dchan
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Anonymous 12/01/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.72946 del
>>72945
>faggot
yes i am a faggot lol


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Anonymous 12/01/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.72948 del
>>72944
note banner added to site


Anonymous 12/01/2025 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.72951 del
>>72944
>site
secondary banner added
site link above


Anonymous 12/05/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.73009 del
well at least this is a legit thread and humble try



Hi, I'd need 1.20€ or $1.45 to be able to purchase pic related for health reasons. There's an order discount so it's only 4.3€ but I only have 3.1€ in paypal lol. If you can help out, paypal is [email protected]
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Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.72590 del
>>70806
You won't need as many supplements if you eat real natural unprocessed foods. Mass processed foods are void of nutrients and vitamins which is the #1 reason people need a supplement.


Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.72678 del
Maybe living in a free country leads people to be trusting and friendly and living in a police state causes people to be suspicious and rude.

Americans used to be surprised Russians from the Soviet Union were unfriendly.

Now that the USA is also a police state, you might understand why.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.72800 del
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Anonymous 12/04/2025 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.72975 del
>>72911
Hmmm what are these girls fighting about? What is this time?

They didn't like the way they moved their hair or something?



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STACEY PLASKETT WAS GETTING LIVE COACHING VIA TXT MESSAGE FROM EPSTEIN WHILE IN CONGRESS!! Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No. 72710 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
STACEY PLASKETT IS A DELEGATE FROM THE U.S VIRGIN ISLANDS WHERE EPSTEIN'S ISLAND IS LOCATED (LITTLE ST. JAMES ISLAND) AND IT HAS NOW BEEN PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT SHE WAS RECEIVING LIVE COACHING THROUGH TEXT MESSAGES FROM JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHILE SHE WAS CARRYING OUT HER DUTIES AS AN ELECTED MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!!!

>BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!!
STACEY PLASKETT WAS ALSO APPOINTED BY JOE BIDEN IN 2021 TO BE THE HEAD OF THE "WEAPONIZATION OF GOVERNMENT SUBCOMMITTEE" WHICH STATED PURPOSE IS

>The purpose of the House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government is to investigate alleged abuses of power by executive branch agencies, including the FBI, Department of Justice, and others, and to examine how they collect information on U.S. citizens

https://archive.is/IuPmD

>BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!!!
IN 2016 ONE OF PLASKETT'S COMPUTERS WAS "COMPROMISED" AND PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF HER HUSBAND WERE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC SHOWED HER HUSBAND NAKED, HERSELF NAKED, HER HUSBAND IN DRAG WITH YOUNG CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 5 YEARS OLD.

>But the video that Ms. Plaskett described as playful, includes what appears to be a rather disturbing twist. The congresswoman can be heard talking while recording her husband with a cellphone. He appears to be fully naked, and is wearing lipstick and eye shadow. Then, he says something to one of their children — appearing to be between 5-7 years old — who then appears behind her seemingly naked father.

https://archive.is/ZrhiU
https://archive.is/PmKbb

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Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.72723 del
What checks out as documented/factual:

Plaskett worked 2013–2014 at a small St. Thomas law firm (Kellerhals Ferguson Kroblin) whose main client was Epstein; the firm handled his massive tax breaks, island purchases, charities, wills, etc. She has a mysterious 2-year gap on LinkedIn and said “I don’t recall” when deposed about working on Epstein matters.
Epstein’s inner circle (Cecil de Jongh, Darren Indyke, Lesley Groff, Erika Kellerhals) heavily backed her 2014 upset congressional win; Epstein himself max-donated in 2016 & 2018.
She personally solicited him: emails show her inviting him to fundraisers (including one with Bloomberg), meeting him in his NYC mansion in 2018, and trying to get $30k for the DCCC (rejected because he was already a convicted sex offender).
Newly unsealed Epstein estate files (released ~Nov 2025) confirm she was texting him in real time during the Feb 2019 Michael Cohen hearing — he fed her lines about Trump Org “henchmen,” praised her questioning, etc. This part is now undisputed.

Plaskett’s defense (consistent since 2019):

Epstein was a wealthy constituent in her district (Little St. James was in USVI).
She claims she welcomed “information from anyone” as a former prosecutor, wasn’t coordinating, and eventually donated the direct Epstein contributions (~$8k) to anti-trafficking charities after his arrest/death.
She insists she was unaware of the depth of his crimes when soliciting and kept most money from his aides (total >$30k).


Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.72724 del
What’s optically terrible but not proven criminal:

Actively courting a known 2008 convicted sex offender (post-Florida plea deal) for years, meeting at his mansion, texting him for dirt on political opponents during a hearing.
The “I don’t recall” about firm work and claims she only found out about donations from the media look shaky next to the emails/deposition.

Recent political fallout (Nov 2025):
House Republicans tried to censure her and boot her from the Intelligence Committee over the 2019 texts. It failed narrowly (209–214), almost entirely along party lines (a few GOP votes/presents sank it). Democrats closed ranks; Jamie Raskin called it “just a constituent call.” It became a partisan football rather than a serious ethics reckoning.

Bottom line: The connections are deeper and more deliberate than your average “he was a donor” politician story — she sought him out repeatedly, even after his 2008 conviction. Nothing proves she knew about or participated in the trafficking itself, but the judgment looks awful in hindsight, and the new texts make her “unaware constituent outreach” explanation harder to swallow. It’s the kind of thing that fuels endless conspiracy threads, but the paper trail is real and embarrassing rather than clearly criminal.


Anonymous 11/24/2025 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.72755 del
>>72724
any of you fucking losers even give a shit?


Anonymous 11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.72760 del
>>72755
No, not anymore, because everything is fake and gay in the USSA.


Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.72922 del
this bitch turned on commenting on her posts BACK ON

time to spam her with messages telling her we will never stop until she is in jail



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Abusive Lover Killed in Unique Way Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No. 72729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious, since the dead body was still relatively fresh, with not more than 30 minutes at most since the time of death (with the skin already acquiring its yellowish tone, but the "blood pooling" only barely forming in the inner part of his thighs). And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.

Corpse’s pushed out tongue also indicates that it was a very slow strangulation death, while the victim was in the passed out state. Taking almost 10 minutes for his heartbeat to stop beating (since it was rather a strangulation, with body in sitting down position, as oppose to full body suspension hanging death). His partner was regularly checking the victim’s pulse and calling the emergency services only after he did not detect any heartbeat. Which he had testified as taking almost 10 minutes of wait time.
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Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.72858 del
Chicago one kinda hot ngl. Would commit necrophilia


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Cosmology of Nu-Enlightenment Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No. 72322 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you anons think of this image?
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Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.72705 del
>>72682
Government budgets used to be somewhat under control until something went terribly terribly wrong.


Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.72707 del
Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.72799 del
DFSH3


Anonymous 11/26/2025 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.72829 del
Wow.

Americans think Biden and Gates are Jews.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.72864 del
>>72322
It alright



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for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.
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Anonymous 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.70636 del
Some do, and they share the same mentality as me. Despite this fact, they never actually joined me.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del
My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del
>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del
I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del
>>72807
the feds bother