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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.



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Papa Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 71820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hip cool papa
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.72566 del
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.72568 del
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Even school was better back in the day.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.74154 del
Based boomers got to experience the real America before it all went to complete utter fucking shit.



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How to contact glowniggers and get a reply? Because it seems there is a misunderstanding between us.
If it's not possible to get a reply, can I send message one way?
Should I just write it on computer screen? Or should I post it somewhere?
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Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.74094 del
>>74090
Don't even bother, they're just fucking evil and relish being evil committing treason against us citizens. Best thing you can do is cut ties, cut ties to their corrupt institutions, media, corporate slop, etc.


Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.74096 del
>>74094
I want to cut ties with glowniggers.
But they do stuff to me like
>putting radioactive items in my room
>poisoning my food and water
>following me
>attacking my brain with radio waves
I am not joking or schizo posting, this is real.

I wanted to contact them to talk about this and make them stop. How do I stop them instead?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.74100 del
Why they keep harming me when I signed a peace deal? I didn't break it. But they didn't specify what are the exact terms of the deal. But in my eyes I didn't break it at all.

I am surprised they don't see the value of my life by looking at my projects, books, thoughts.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.74111 del
>>74096
You are more than likely being bombarded by 5G wifi, many people who live near 5G towers share the same or similar experiences.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.74122 del
>>74111
5G turned my food water into brown?
Also, my issues increased when
1. I unhacked my PC.
2. I wrote a book (but didn't publish it yet).



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Very Graphic Protest Suicide Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No. 72882 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Italy. A 24-year-old young man committed suicide in protest during the hysteria surrounding the COVID lockdown. He demonstratively told the world to "fuck you all" for his life being ruined by the COVID lockdown. Italy adopted the strictest lockdown measures in all of Europe, and the first.
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Anonymous 12/24/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.73528 del
So hot. I want to fuck his corpse. Already fapped a few times.


Anonymous 01/05/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.73724 del
Is this what people mean when they say "Twink death"?


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.73791 del
I wonder who uploaded the video after his death?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.74106 del
>>72884
Why are you looking for meaning where there is none


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.74107 del
>>74106
He decided to kill himself and livestreamed it. So there HAD to be a meaning. People who livestream their suicides want attention. He wanted attention of very graphic and standing out death.



Do they make sex dolls of moids?
Also, does anyone want to rp with me? Either loving relationship or female-on-moid rape. I could be the woman or moid.
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.73750 del
>>73749
I knew you loved me, my discord is sufemacist


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.73757 del
>>73750
Add me back stupid foid 😡


Anonymous 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.73863 del
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A web search for the cringe term “sufemacist” shows that this troon pretending to be a scorned woman regularly spams several imageboards in an inherently feminine need for attention and validation. Sad!


Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.73889 del
>>73863
>most self-aware moid


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.74075 del
>>73889
<most self-aware w*man
sounds about right



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Geting hypnotized?

Just say yes.

Free will cannot legally enter your body
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Anonymous 11/11/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.72278 del
>>72275
Yes thats what I'm talking about!
Ma'am my moid mouth will be at your disposal whenever you wish!


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.72362 del
>>72253
Can you post the source for this? or post it here: http://boards.4chan.org/r/thread/20081467


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.72542 del
>>72253
HOLOD THE FUCK UP!! SOURCE G?!


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.72556 del
Uhh thats cool anyways here's something no newfag understands

Once upon a time, down by the equator
Was a bird so absurd, an annihilator
Ten feet tall, with a beak like an axe
It always traveled alone, never hunted in packs
With a neck held high, he could spot his next feast
Banging his head, till the beast was deceased
South America was isolated all on its own
The place where terror birds made their home NO
Smilodon to compete for a snack
Just fields of sloth for them to attack
It comes - Titanis the Terror Bird
Run, Run for your life
It hunts for survival
No one's its Rival
After a million years continents they did drift

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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.74055 del
>>72253
source?



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I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.
I didn't post any evil or stupid things on the internet recently.
I don't know how to contact the person and find a solution.
Any advice?
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Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.74016 del
>>74015
>Sorry but I am atheist si- AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH,,, IT BURNS!!!!, IT BURNS!!


Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.74027 del
schizo thread?


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.74042 del
>>74015
Okay. But why do you say it's impossible to change this?


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.74047 del
sounds like psychosis to me


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.74050 del
>>74014
mihgt as well be jew



What is going on with the world?
"Emotional Cheating", "Emotional Incest".
Since when did people start using words like this?
Its sex-negativity and paranoia. Its victorian-puritanism
all over again. Were turning the clock back to the past
where people are paranoid and are forced to wear chasity belts.
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Anonymous 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.73971 del
>>73963
Shit
Well my email is [email protected]


Anonymous 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.73984 del
ive send u a mail,
better delete that message.
>>73971

-ur loser moid


Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.74031 del
>>73971
ive send u a mail :/


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.74043 del
People are way too emotional these days, but worse they get emotional over the stupidest irrelevant shit.


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.74044 del
>>74043
true, and yet they can drop you
like an emotionless reptile in an instant



Moidiots, I know you are the experts.
Do they make custom bodypillows? I really want a moid to hump, hold, and lay on his chest :(
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Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.73917 del
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>>73898
Thank you

>>73899
Good to know, also i havent seen this one


Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.73923 del
>>73917
i googled james madison bodypillow.
knowing the internet and its crazyness
I was surprised it did not exist.
so I googled james madison anime.
glad I could help.
- your retard moid servant


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.73947 del
>>73923
Crazyness?? I'm the definition of a vanillacel and I NEED a James Madison bodypillow
Last night I was fucking gloomy cause it was so cold and i have no moid to hold. And James Madison is the most adorable little thing in the world


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.73950 del
>>73947
There is nothing wrong with
having a James Madison body pillow.
But it's a bit crazy,
just as it is crazy that I have a dana taranova body pillow.
but yeah a body pillow is great.
Now I sleep every night next to one of the most beautiful girls in existence, holding her in my arms.
no arguing and complaining, just love.


Anonymous 01/13/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.73980 del
your r9k flavored posting persona is getting boring to see everywhere. in any case of seriousness, I'd throw this equally cringe r9k guy your way that I'm in contact with if it meant not having to see bad threads being made everywhere



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It's a shame that moids are naturally endowed with such a powerful ability to change their appearance, but instead of using it, they CHOOSE to complain.
If any man has mutton chops to compete with MVB PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
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Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.73901 del
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>>73844
>If any man has mutton chops to compete with MVB PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
Kyle Adam Carrozza


Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.73916 del
>>73901
BASED


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.73941 del
>>73916
hes a pedophile


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.73946 del
>>73941
oh...
I don't exactly keep up with the pedophile community
All moids are pedophiles though


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.73951 del
>>73946
>I don't exactly keep up with the pedophile community

lmao neither do I
but everytime someone gets cancelled and exposed its all over the net.
I never heard of him until he was arrested.