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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 10:04:38 [Preview] No.34519 del
Your entire mom's fake but it didn't stop me last night.

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 11:16:08 [Preview] No.34520 del
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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 17:32:26 [Preview] No.34525 del
nice nacl

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 23:24:15 [Preview] No.34536 del
How can you do somebody who's not even real you fucking idiot? Holy shit, you recent newfags are so dumb

Currently sexxing your mom right now. Please explain yourself before I tuck you in to bed tonight, underage faggot

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 23:26:10 [Preview] No.34537 del
Speaking of mothers


and his (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((mother))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 21:11:48 [Preview] No. 34530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Plasma (from Ancient Greek πλάσμα​ 'moldable substance') is one of the four fundamental states of matter, first systematically studied by Irving Langmuir in the 1920s. It consists of a gas of ions – atoms or molecules which have one or more orbital electrons stripped (or, rarely, an extra electron attached), and free electrons.

Plasma can be artificially generated by heating a neutral gas or subjecting it to a strong electromagnetic field. The presence of free charged particles makes plasma electrically conductive, with the dynamics of individual particles and macroscopic plasma motion governed by collective electromagnetic fields and very sensitive to externally applied fields. The response of plasma to electromagnetic fields is used in many modern technological devices, such as plasma televisions or plasma etching.

Depending on temperature and density, a certain amount of neutral particles may also be present, in which case plasma is called partially ionized. Neon signs and lightning are examples of partially ionized plasmas. Unlike the phase transitions between the other three states of matter, the transition to plasma is not well defined and is a matter of interpretation and context: Whether a given degree of ionization suffices to call the substance "plasma" depends on a specific phenomenon being considered. In other words, plasma is a matter which cannot be correctly described without the presence of charged particles taken into account.

Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:44:02 [Preview] No. 34467 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
*block your path*

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Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 17:19:21 [Preview] No.34470 del
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michelle obama is disappointed in you

Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:58:33 [Preview] No.34477 del

retard thread Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 01:45:33 [Preview] No. 34359 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think we all know its all
been building to this very moment
post your best. drop a retard , take a retard.

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 01:58:07 [Preview] No.34360 del
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Why you gotta be dis way? Can't we all just get along? Who stole my cereal?

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 02:08:34 [Preview] No.34362 del
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great submission annon

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 03:39:27 [Preview] No.34367 del
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Rate my guy OP

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:15:18 [Preview] No.34455 del

Anonymous 03/26/2021 (Fri) 01:28:42 [Preview] No. 33550 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
drop some peaceful scenery, no faggot degenerate shit
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Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:12:04 [Preview] No.34001 del
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why are yall so fucking gay?

Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:27:55 [Preview] No.34004 del
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We learned from the true master, my exceptionally homosexual friend ;^)

Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:53:24 [Preview] No.34005 del
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may sonichu bless you. faggot.

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Narcissist Torture Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 01:06:33 [Preview] No. 31231 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
whats the best tactics that would make a narrcassit comfortable in their own skin? I already got humiliation down, esp in public. they hate that.
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Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:47:34 [Preview] No.31260 del
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thanks annons. ive had a long hard week with these bastards. working on my mental ju jitsu skillz. i feel like good skillz for annons to have everywhere.

Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 18:23:55 [Preview] No.32525 del
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Give them head pats and offer them treats.

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 15:36:18 [Preview] No.34419 del
buy them a car and a house

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:41:49 [Preview] No.34434 del
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>buy them a car and a house

Anonymous 12/18/2020 (Fri) 16:48:49 [Preview] No.30904 del
well well well.. what do we have here?

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:01:01 [Preview] No.32541 del

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:25:02 [Preview] No.34404 del
we dbump ballz

free ebooks Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:00:07 [Preview] No. 31326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
drop a link faggot. i forgot the good ones.
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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:40:35 [Preview] No.31362 del
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You can always try using dadadodo (qv https://www.jwz.org/dadadodo/ ) on the corpus of http://gutenberg.net.au/
That should give you a few decades of reading material.

Anonymous 03/09/2021 (Tue) 23:39:45 [Preview] No.32965 del
Any new books?

Anonymous 03/19/2021 (Fri) 01:24:59 [Preview] No.33121 del
that i've been reading lately? so far Atomic Habits and Irreversible Damage. Going to start Animal Farm next weekend when I get some time to start a new one. How bout you annon?

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:18:33 [Preview] No.34396 del
Try Scribd.com

Anonymous 02/22/2021 (Mon) 20:37:25 [Preview] No. 32516 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi, y'all! I wanna take a dump. What I have to do with it?

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:17:54 [Preview] No.34395 del
No tears.. throw away

WHY DO GUEDAS MAKE ME CUM SO HARD GODDAMN ITT Anonymous 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:10:47 [Preview] No. 32468 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why do Italian girls overflow with sexiness, mother fucker I feel like my dick is going to exploid everytime I see one. If I won the lotto I would drive my pasty ass to Italy to fuck me a bronzed whore. I just realized all of my favorite pron stars are italian. MOTHER FUCKER let me tell you what heaven is and looks like. MOTHER FUCKER it is coming home from your job and hearing that Italian accent. MOTHER FUCKER you coming home and she makes you that bombastic spaghetti, YOU EAT IT MOTHER FUCKER, YOU GET NICE AND FULL ON THAT GIRLS COOKING NIGGER. You give that Italian queen that double Italian kiss and you tell you thanks mi Amor. See responds then Italian then gives you head, since she is Italian and thus hot as fuck you nut instantly. If you thought you were done, you are wrong because nigger you have an Italian GF, you at least, AT LEAST have 32 more loads in your cock right now. You praise all there to be praised in Catholicism and you go to town on that tight ass in till the sol comes down. You bust at least 16 nuts in her, you are exhausted, you are happy you both get dressed and you both watch jersey shore. You busting loads in your Italian GF spawns a hole legion of Roman glory. They are all based, love god and hates niggers nearly as much as you. You have the best sex with you beautiful GF under the glory of god everyday in till you fuck her for the last time. you bust one last glorious nut into that amazing Italian pussy, it is so good you die and ascend to heaven. You kick it next to Jesus, he gives you Spaghetti and you just chill and hate niggers. feels good man. She dies and comes back to heaven then give you head in the clouds into the end of time.

Anonymous 02/20/2021 (Sat) 16:01:29 [Preview] No.32471 del
>Why do Italian girls overflow with sexiness,

Italy is a very genetically diverse region. They've invaded, and have been invaded by lots of different tribes carrying distinct haplotype groups

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:17:37 [Preview] No.34394 del
you bump COck? What?