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Anonymous 12/25/2025 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No. 73558
i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead


Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.73565 del
>>73558
I know right? Just end the suffering and kill yourself already. You know nobody would miss you. <3


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.73732 del
>>73565
But someone would miss you LMFAO


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.73747 del
>>73732
Oh no people love and care about me unlike you XD


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.73752 del
>>73747
I thought no one cared about the poor, dear males? Which is it?


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.73755 del
>>73558
These are, indeed, teh FEELS.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.73789 del
>>73752
Females, That gloat and bitch on TikTok. Get abandoned if they say the wrong thing.

Males, Get exploited and fucked if they don't provide enough.

Trannies, Get killed if they protest or wear pride swag in the wrong part of town.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.73792 del
>>73789
Tranny lives don't matter.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.73800 del
>>73789
I don't use TikTok.
>only interacts with tiktok girls
>thinks all women are tiktok girls
>"Always torment women. And those who complain, kill them"
>"You must hate me because I don't provide. By the way, I want a tradwife"


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.73804 del
>>73800
He doesn't want a tradwife, he will get a tradwife XD


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.74067 del
>>73558
Treat a boy right and you will.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.75643 del
Sure you can, just got out 'ere!


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.75845 del
>>75643
drones can. women dont have that privilege.


Anonymous 06/19/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.78426 del
why not? are you morbidly obese or trans? those are the only reasons i can think of. nonetheless, hope you figure it out, but you do not need other people to be happy


Anonymous 06/20/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.78433 del
>>78426
Almost every flaw imaginable, but most importantly, I have extremely wide set eyes, big and asymmetrical pussy flaps, and I'm needy and super vanilla, like I wouldn't want it to hurt at all having sex


Anonymous 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.78437 del
>>73558
If you are a nice looking girl you could theoretically go up to most guys, kiss them with little to no resistance unless they have their girlfriends or wives with them.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.78442 del
>>78437
I'm not nice looking, as I said, I'm fucking hideous. And all males are taken, often by multiple women.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.78446 del
>>78442
Let others be the judge of that. Post a pic of your face and a hand written time stamp, just remove any metadata in the image so your personal info is protected (or take a pic using an old camera, convert it over to png using mspaint). Then anons here can rank you. I don't think you have anything to lose doing this anyway, might as well get some opinions and I'll shoot you straight and tell you if I'd fuck you or not.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.78456 del
>>78446
Retard. I'm not putting my fucking face on the internet, and if males wanted to fuck me, they would approach me. I was only fuckable as a child. Males haven't approached me since I was a child.


Anonymous 06/22/2026 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.78457 del
>>78456
lose weight.

unless you're physically deformed, the answer is always lower body fat %

stop eating carbs. all carbs. sugars, fried foods, bread products etc. eat whole foods only, and especially meat heavy diets like paleo. if you also don't eat foods that negate the nutritional intake of meat (like vegetables), then the meat will completely satiate you & you wont feel that sharp hunger.


Anonymous 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.78458 del
>>78457
Pretty much true but if you eat meat and eggs regularly you should be eating some kimchi as a side, kimchi helps flush your gut. Fresh farm raised meats, animal fat and eggs are healthy contrary to false media propaganda but the real problem is too much of that can cause gut congestion. If you hydrate yourself properly and consume good probiotics like yogurt and kimchi routinely you won't be gaining too much weight or having gut issues.

Another thing I learned while on a Keto diet is having natural animal fat like tallow, butter or pork jowl grease actually satisfies hunger cravings. By adding natural animal fat to my dishes I find I don't eat as much and my stomach is satisfied much faster, sometimes I can stretch those meals and save money.

Whatever the absolute horseshit the medical establishment told us over the decades, discard it, completely falsified "science" by con artists. Con artists who make money from diabetes $$$.


Anonymous 06/23/2026 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.78478 del
>let me attention whore on every /b/ on the internet
Tits or gtfo


Anonymous 06/23/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.78501 del
>>78458
great info on the kimchi, I didn't know that. natural animal fat is great, everything tastes much better than with oils.

the industry found out that if they sell highly processed foods, it doesn't fill people up as much and they can sell you more. then, the medical industry makes even more money from fixing diseases after the fact, so they also have no incentive to address the problem before it happens. win-win for everyone except us goyim.


Anonymous 06/24/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.78519 del
>>78501
100% correct which is why I support the local farmers market and when shopping in general I typically only buy meat, fish & vegetables, plus spices, herbs and potatoes from time to time. I cook all my own meals and love doing it. Cooking became one of my hobbies and because I cook everyday I can always try something new, plus it saves me money. Another tip to maintaining health is eating lots of garlic with your dishes, garlic is the ultimate detox and keeps your cardiovascular system strong including your heart.


Anonymous 06/24/2026 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.78530 del
I kept hearing that le seed oils are le bad so I decided to test it out for myself and switched to only animal fat for a few months and felt horrible. then I switched back to seed oils and now I feel fine again


Anonymous 06/25/2026 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.78534 del
>>78530
Are you addicted to seed oils? I just never heard of anything like that, unless you happen to be buying really cheap questionable fats.

If you stick with oil I would recommend extra virgin olive oil or coconut oil. Those two oils are not toxic.


Anonymous 06/25/2026 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.78540 del
>>78534
I think what's going on here is that the
>seed oils are bad
meme is idiotic internet nonsense with no basis in reality. People parrot it online because it's the hip thing to do for some strange reason. In reality, vegetable oils are perfectly healthy and an excellent source of nutrition.


Anonymous 06/25/2026 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.78544 del
>>78540
Most seed oils are highly processed, mass produced in factories, only developed over the last 60 years, not natural whatsoever.

The fact is humans have been cooking with animal fats for centuries without any highly processed oils. 60 years ago, before the mass consumption of vegetable oil or canola oil, cancer was not common. In the 1960s if someone got cancer it would make a headline on a local newspaper. If you were to match up statistics in correlation between cancer rates and seed oil consumption it paints a very suspicious and disturbing and familiar pattern era after era.

I'm not trying to scare anyone, if you enjoy seed oil just understand there could be unknown health risks in association. Some people are convinced food giant lobbyists have bribed the FDA to cover it up. And after all, it was once the FDA that said lead was safe for human consumption many decades ago. We now know 100% that was not true.


Anonymous 06/26/2026 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.78564 del
>>78544
Anything highly processed is unhealthy. I all comes to whether you're buying the premium stuff or the stuff that's meant to be sold to niggers.



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