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Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No. 75915
Don't use imageboards! Use texboards! Like 512NOODLE! http://ewk7ehnkmdrgguvnc4zvppzpnlmp4g4n5yhz2snwbryne6lklojhiqyd.onion/


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.75929 del
>>75915
Shut up faggot you suck


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.75970 del
>>75929

You must be my jewish CIA agent. Nice to finally meet you


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.76004 del
>>75970
>>75970
But why do we need to use a onion link to go anywhere though? Why not a regular URL?


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.76007 del
>>76004
So nobody has any way of knowing who I am. Or who you are, for that matter, when you use the site! Plus I believe Tor is the future of the Internet. Domain names are a scam, anyway, and the clearnet is dead.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.76011 del
>>75970
Says the faggot with a shitty onion honeypot link


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.76014 del
>>76011

Ok, continue to use *this* bullshit site as if *this* isn't the honeypot. Doesn't bother me none, you belligerent retard.


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.76026 del
>>76014
Clearly it does and ever heard of VPNs, faggot?


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.76032 del
>>76026

Well I'll admit it did bother me a little at first but at some point I realized you're living proof of my hypothesis that a text-only website would drive away morons, so that makes me happy.

Besides, I can do this all day. Go ahead and fire back. I'll keep replying and bumping my link back to the top where everyone can see it. LMAO


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.76033 del
>>76032
Rent free in your boomer head. Yeah, if you know tor is inferior to imageboards why the fuck would you spam your stupid link here expecting anyone would want to come? Talk about what? CP? Drugs? Retard. I'd rather use IRC with a bnc in fact I still use it


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.76062 del
>>76033
I don't know, man. Heads I win, tails you lose. My work here is done. Before I go I got one last thing to say:

b u m p


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.76084 del
Really nice website I liked the posts about sucking dick and fucking ass


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.76102 del
>>76084
yeah it's the OP who sucks dick and takes it up the ass


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.76128 del
>>76084
anon I think accidentally you stayed on endchan :/


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.76132 del
>HAi GUIZ! TRY FREEDOM NEW SYTE! NO ROOLZ!
>Let's see how this goes...?
>Tons of retardation posts.
>Couple of fun posts.
>A good suggestion or two.
>And plenty more derp.
>Suddenly: rules.
>Suddenly: captcha.
>Suddenly: site 404s.
Lasted all of 10 days. Par for the course. Not quite the epic Hotwheels adventure, but, eh. He had a good run.


Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.76137 del
>>76132
>I ADDED A CAPTCHA YOU HAVE TO REFRESH 10 TIMES TO SEE BECAUSE THE LAST THING I EVER WANT TO HAPPEN IS ONE PERSON TO HAVE THEIR FREE SPEECH INTERRUPTED FOR 1 SECOND BY BEING UNABLE TO SEE THE GLORIOUS TEXT->PDO->TABLE OASIS I CREATED FOR MY HELPLESS USERS
>NO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT NO ONE SPAMMED YET I LITERALLY CAN'T SLEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE TO MAKE THE SITE UNUSABLE
>shuts down

Maybe it's a good thing that admins are largely mentally ill because that was fucking hilarious.


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.77277 del
Greetings. I am--or was--the OP. The "ADMIN." It's a waste of time to do this, but I must set the record straight.

I have been reflecting lately on whatever the fuck transpired about 1 1/2 months ago. I just decided yesterday to finally come back here and see the reactions--if any--to my shutting down of the server. Of course I wasn't disappointed.

Why did I shut down the server? Because I realized at length that, after all, it was indeed stupid. Everyone who had said that from the outset was correct (albeit not for the reasons they thought). So I shut down the server and immediately took my first shit in (I guess, according to the guy above who kept count) 10 days.

Obviously I understood that it was a stupid, dinky little site that just logged files containing blocks of text with timestamps. I wrote the entire thing, barring some little additions I made (more on this later), in about 1 to 2 hours. Shit it right out, configured a server, then configured an onion service. In less than a quarter of a day.

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME: I am not calling myself intelligent for doing so. Any stupid fucker could come along and do the exact same thing. That's my point.

But in other ways, a lot of you had ALREADY misunderstood me. I am not a libertarian. I do not care about free speech; it's a bad idea. My point in making the site was not to peddle some idealistic nonsense like that. At the end of the day, libertarianism is an ideology that belongs to numbskulls who only want to be able to do drugs and have sex with dogs.

Here's total accountability: it was a stupid ploy to try to gather up a big enough following that I could have basically free advertising whenever I wanted to release something else, emphasis on stupid. But when people took it the wrong way, of course I pandered, and in my incessant pandering I got confused. The moment I shut the site down was the moment I realized this, and realized that I was only opening myself up to constantly get lit up when I said the wrong thing, and to be constantly lectured by people who--I'll say this--were certainly right about some things...but otherwise? The things they were right about were as people wearing life-jackets, stranded in a sea of incomprehensible, utter nonsense.

So of course, since it was a self-oriented venture, my biggest concern was my own 'sorry hide.' This is why rules were suddenly added--I didn't want to be responsible for pedophiles being able to communicate with each other or advertise their "services" (and honestly, to allow that on the pretext of "free speech" is complete insanity, full stop). This is why ads were added--I'm not going to run what is essentially meant to be a nursery for absolute suckers without concretely profiting from it. Finally, this is why captchas were added--I didn't want my computer, hard drive, Internet etc. to get fucked up (even if temporarily) from spam (the magnitude of which was essentially limitless), much less to draw attention from law enforcement, even if I was totally innocent (however, I might add, if I had allowed people to post links to CP, I would most assuredly NOT have appeared so). As far as the captcha taking 10 reloads to show up...it worked perfectly on several of my computers. I don't know what the problem was. I guess that's my fault; I should have done more research (a running theme), research which would have led me to find out there are other (very effective) captcha methods which I basically could have inserted invisibly without saying a word. But of course I didn't.

In the end, quite obviously, I failed miserably. But I had used an anonymizing network in doing so. All that stuff about Tor being the future of the Internet? Bullshit--I don't care about the Internet, or its future, insofar as it doesn't profit me. And now, I can make another service that is actually useful/well-made without carrying the reputational baggage from this around with me.

To sum...I'm not going to. I've already laid it all out. Use those vast, unquestionable intellects, people; come to your own conclusions.


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.77279 del
>>77277
youre annoying and retarded, and from the looks of it mentally ill. so please take your own life


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.77289 del
>>77277
>libertarianism is an ideology that belongs to numbskulls who only want to be able to do drugs and have sex with dogs

Why would you care so much what other people do? Could it be possible libertarians just want freedom to live their own lives how they want without the government poking around their assholes every day of their life?



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