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Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No. 76057
what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.76068 del
1. 100 tiny jews in a snowglobe
2. no jews on the planet except for the snowglobe


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.76100 del
>>76081
That is one of the biggest problems we have today in America. Everyone is up for sale. There is no integrity, no ethics, no moral, not even remorse anymore. When you can bribe whole governments to oppress their people for your own selfish benefit you no longer live in a free or prosperous country. You live in a third world failed state and that is what the US has become.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.76385 del
1. The number of hours also determines your pay, needing to still be working 9 to 5 to afford rent.
2. Cool
3. He is weaker than a pro-wrestler woman, being able to whip your ass


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.



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