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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No. 76883
I just took a really pretty shit, and I'd like to share it with you guys.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.76894 del
oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.76897 del
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>>76894

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.76950 del
>>76897

>Bad advice

get a real computer with a keyboard and then you can actually write what is bad about it instead of just presenting your empty minimal effort touchscreen judgement as if it meant anything🙄


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76955 del
>>76883
what's the green stuff?



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