/baaa2/ - what is the craziest thing jordan has ever done

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Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.25311 del

>>25310
Literally NONE??? I have no "crazy things" my dude.

Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.25317 del

>>25310
We all know the biggest things Jordan ever regretted are:

1] Licking his own poop
2] Telling everyone about it [1], and that 'it tastes like some sort of pill'.
3] Posting his own nudes
4] Doxxing himself

That's enough to start with...

Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.25323 del

>what is the craziest thing jordan has ever done
Actually take a shower. When the cleaning crew raided his room.
We all know his laptop got water damage, from the toilet cam, not bathing.

Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.25341 del

>licking poop
>beating his mom because she restricted his internet access
>stalking fig so hard that she went from being almost a white knight for him to blocking him on every single website
>randomly whipping his button mushroom out on stream while he was underage to prevent people from recording it
>jumping out of a window because people called him yonkers, only to accept the name yonkers and demand people call him by it only a year later
>having the police come to his house because he called the suicide hotline claiming he was lost in a "forest of unknownness" (which was his autistic way of saying he was banned from 4chan for 3 days) and they assumed he was prank calling them
>punching so many holes in his wall that his family had to move from yonkers to catasauqua
>jerking off live on stream to his mom talking to a 15 year old girl
>pissing in his closet, forcing his mom to put baking soda down to counter the smell
>literally flinging turds all over his house
>doxxing his entire family for no reason
>calling klim out for being a pedophile while simultaneously identifying himself as a pedophile

Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.25342 del

>>25341
holy fucking archivist bro
that might be all the events distilled
except maybe the mca

Anonymous 04/06/2024 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.25343 del

>>25323
>Actually take a shower.
lol doubt

Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.25373 del

>>25341
Thank you. Links to streams etc will come later on today.

Anonymous 04/07/2024 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.25435 del

>>25317
licking poop isnt crazy
telling everyone on whar you wanted me to do is crazy??? fuck off you kept asking if i like scat or not
no, i didnnot post my nudes. I GOT FUCKING FORCIBLY EXPLOITED AGAINST MY ACTUAL WILL, AT AGE 17 YEARS OLD FOR THEM. You're a fucking blind, yet disrespectful person to CSA victims. Fuck you
doxxing wasnt crazy, and i only parodied the name so you wouldnt figure out
>>25323
>we all know
you lie
i shower because i know how to do it myself
not because of a fake schizo team you made up
the laptop didnt even get toilet water, retard. i went out of the shower AFTER I TOOK IT. Jesus christ you're so retarded with your histories, you make queen aurora's stories seem perfect
>>25341
>no
>i never beat my mother?? this was years ago but it wasnt brutal abuse
>never stalked her. i was like 17 when i knew about their art or something but i did not groom or stalk at all
>protecting her from getting any nsfw because of her alleged age isnt enough to be blocked by.
>mever whipped out anyone but i never wanted to make history. you still violated ny privacy
>never jumped out a window at all
>i wasnt even calling the police at the time of these shitty forest of unknown crap
>also, the police only come if you call 911, not the hotline
>never punched a wall
>never jerked off to a 15 year old real person. only pokemon
>never pissed in a closet
>not flinging anything at all
>never doxxed my family, you guys did
>i cant identify as a paraphile because i dont jack to real kids, or real animals
I love how easy it is to debunk yet correct your allegations

Anonymous 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.25457 del

>>25435
>licking poop isnt crazy
Whelp... [mic drop]

Anonymous 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.25460 del

>>25457
>still disregarding me being sexually abused online
Go to hell

Anonymous 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.25468 del

>>25460
It must be difficult being so sexually attractive, aon.

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