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META THREAD
1. Hand it over to someone else.
2. Delete it.
I personally vote for option 2 since there's barely any activity but lmk what you think.
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>connection failed
Epic.
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not even saying this in a lolcow-y, chris-chan-y way
i actually really hope there's a new rule for insufferable fucks like you.
meanwhile, you get chikn nuggit's doggy ass, maybe.
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archive of previous thread in case it dies: https://archive.is/ACAcs
updates: /b/ anons created a new /bant/ thread in hopes of getting him to fuck off. scetic spotted on /wsr/ asking for people to give him requests for yael, yoinkass is not pleased.
https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16914143
https://boards.4channel.org/wsr/thread/1295069#p1295856
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https://magrathea.endchan.net/baaa2/catalog.html
Our new look:
Go here and read the Site Announcements
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Thank you to the hardworking developers and everyone behind the scenes (odilitime Board owner) that make endchan great :^)
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NEW POOPCAT COMIC DROPPED
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Jordan on video
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Mittens Age Confirmed
This image is not edited at all in any way. Yonkers posted this originally in 2022, and confirms what he has always denied:
MITTENS IS JUST 5 YEARS OLD!
PDZ confirmed.
Any questions?
No, didn't think so.
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lainbees archive
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Day 1
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Ernest Becker
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PDD?
We all know that Jordan's mom obviously lied about "Hiring a Private Detective" to track down and arrest his trolls etc, right? Nothing ever happened with that at all.
Well... hang onto your sphincters WHAT IF SHE WAS ALSO LYING ABOUT HIM HAVING PDD?!?
This totally blew my mind!
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it's been one year since carmenonstream
say something nice about carmen
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Carmen Bautista General
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I literally meant for you to keep me out of your mouth, especially since you like using wrong names.
i only respond to it just to correct your way of speaking/calling other names, or to shut you the FUCK up.
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there is a place for pzds and that place is lgbtwittqia
you know what
i wish him all the best
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I would post a picture of Mittens and his pals having a toast with champagne glasses in the evening, wearing party hats and fireworks in the background with the numbers "2023" big in the upper area, but for some reason Jordan didn't draw it.
Let's see what adventures the new year will bring us.
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PDD
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Poopcat Omegle Chats
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-1
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-2
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merry christmas /baaa2/
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News Update from Klim
It's official: Klim's bowel cancer is now officially in full remission!
No larp, honest.
Did Yonkers, our 'Cult Leader', cure me...? Hmmm...
I'd like to thank him for drawing attention to my baldness whilst enduring all the chemo etc... twas so very endearing of him. Dickhead.
🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish bullshit bullshit bullshit (welcome to reality, Jordan)... his retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…
(PS. You know it's the real Klim by the tripcode “Klim##SAY7BM” … Fuck the haters!) 😏
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the art you love is pants shit
pedozoo diapershit
https://twitter.com/poofyscarfy/status/1584668457299152896
also i guess you realized that if you protect yo tweets then none of the people you talk to will see what you said to them
lol what a dilemma ay
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Rivera recipes
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Halloween
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Interesting. It seems the information on poopcat's house is likely available for purchase.
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Feces are my body, clogged are my veins
I have raped a thousand animal children
Unaware of mercy
nor aware of sin
Pissed in many closets, preparing for the baking soda's arrival
Yet this hunger for shit will never cease
My whole life was Unlimited Shart Works
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You are in a Coma, Jordan
You are in a Coma, laying unconscious in a hospital, for these last six years.
We are trying this as a last resort to try and connect with you.
Come back and wake up.
Mommy and Joshie miss you and love you, Jordan.
We can hear you trying to talk while you are in your Coma, Jordan. But we do not know if you can hear us.
Please wake up, Jordan.
The world has changed since you have been in your Coma. We need you to come back and help us save it.
Please wake up again, Jordan. The World needs you.
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House Tour Now Available
https://www.redfin.com/PA/Catasauqua/302-Walnut-St-18032/home/69130392
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shut up cece
shut up dante
shut up terez
shut up everyone
shut
UP
PLEASE
SHUT UP
STOP TALKING
I DON'T MATTER ANYMORE
THEY FUCKING DEFEAT ME? THEY CAN DEFEAT THEMSELVES INHELL
THETROLLS CAN DEFEAT IN HELL
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Also bunyan the siivagunner ripoff pedophile should jump off in a ditch
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Who is geordie?
Who is lemonz?
Who is spaceman?
Who/what is pzds?
t. not a regular
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https://starruko-entertainment.fandom.com/
I already have a wiki.
I don't need nor want a KiwiFarms thread. It won't happen. Ever.
>People interacting with him now should be aware that in a few years they'll most likely have autists contacting them to talk about Po-
No. Not really, at all. Fuck off. Don't you think this is something like Chris Chan. Because I've learned nothing from that incarcerated freak.
So stop fucking mentioning, comparing real crime to some unrelated victim of yours, putting incorrect logic into words and grow the fuck up, get a life, and stop posting on 4chan.
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lol who wrote this
>ehg get pinged by groomable hymen intact cunny and does his nigger thang to get her location.
>why is figs in this dumpster of a house? Kicks the door down! This is… Yonkers house?!
>figs remember I sent you a picture of me pooping you have to be poopypilled now you are my gf!!
>nigga get btfo’d I’m here for that cunny!!! Nigger kick!
>yonker tumbles and rolls. Ends up against a wall to scared to move.
>ehg uwu what are you doing here Yonkers was gonna poop you’ll me
>ehg whips out his dick and slaps figs across her face. She does a spin and lands on her face ass up cunny exposed.
>ehg takes a wiff and can smell the hymen intact. Muhhh nigga!
>figs is cuntfused. Ehg sir what are you doi-
>niggers do what they got to do. He gets his sick right at the entrance of her unplopped cunny.
>NIGGGGGaAaasa!!!!
>figs screams! Pomfffff!
>ehg savagely beating that cunny with no regard for human life.
>PLOP PLOP PLOPPPP
>Yonkers wakes up. He had a hard fully erect 2 inches. He sees what was causing the plopping. Ehg had flipped figs on her back and doing the patented mating press.
>plop plop plop
>yonkers skeets onto his face. FUCK YOU ANONS STOP RUINING MY SHOWS REEEEE
>ehg pulls out his limp dick out of fig after leaving her a very pink cherry pie
>figs is panting. Daddy do you want my Snapchat uwu?
>ehg spits at figs. Shut the fuck up whore. //sniff sniff I sense a fresh bussy in need of this cock. Time to look for ren…
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if you think i'm "dead"
or in a "facility"
or "insane"
or a "pedo", "zoo", necro or whichever 'bad' thing
you are delusional.
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805-420-1037
thank you!!!!
or add me on discord???! agghh!?? you want me so much? you can now talk to me anytime! you wamnt!!!
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but you are still all menaces. i genuinely hope one day trolls like you are punishable
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Jordan's Neutral Art Thread
Jayjay share your latest art. Any special Halloween stuff?
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also, a clean poofy pamp does not fjucking equal a fucking messy one, because honestly there is no messy alt - and there's artists who don't even fucking prefer to draw either wet or that. god it's almsot like saying "why do cartoons look unrealistic" when it comes to you always noticing things looking either big, small or inaccurate. just fucking stop.
but that's not the point of this.
the point is you literally nearly made me have a fucking breakdown, if not a 'sperg out' for almost an entire fucking night. and it wasn't a mental or nervous one. more like.... just a reasonable fucking devastation if not a fucking pissed off one. i didn't cry but i didn't fucking accept this either.
i know what you're gonna say to this too, either you're gonna say the same dumb bullshit from 2 years ago or just try to correct those on the truths that they told.
basically, what i'm saying is:
i'm NOT poopcat. i'm NOT fucking ill, disabled, or even 'autistic' at all, or a 'faggot', or a fucking criminal, no I did NOT kill Ren no I did NOT stalk fig no I did NOT want to fucking lose a friend, no i'm not into fucking shit nor am i delusional, it actually fucking feels weird when i have it in me at all, yes i DO fucking draw, yes I DO FUCKING REQUEST OR ASK FOR THEM, AND YES I WAS EVEN TRYING TO BE FUCKING FRIENDLY AND NICE, BUT NO I DON'T FUCKING DO ANY OF THE SHIT THAT WASN'T EVEN DONE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!! I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HURT, INSULT, OR EVEN OFFEND YOU DRAW PEOPLE OR ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON ANY BOARD.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. I WANTED A COMMUNITY TO GO INTO, I WANTED TO JOIN YOU GUYS... BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING PEDOPHILES AND OTHER BAD THINGS IN IT.
HELL I ALMOST LOST A FRIEND IF NOT ONE ALREADY, FIRST I LOST REN, NOW DANTE (ALMOST TWICE) LIKE I LITERALLY AM NOT FUCKING BAD AT ALL!! I'M NOT THAT BAD EITHER.. Oh and one more thing. NO, I AM NOT. A FUCKING PEDOPHILE OR A ZOOPHILE OR ANY SHIT EATER. NO I'M NOTHING I'M JUST FUCKING NOTHING TO YOU ALL
HELL THAT'S WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITERALLY ALMOST MADE ME WANT TO CRY OR LEAVE THE INTERNET. ITS' ALMOST LIKE THE PIPSTER INCIDENT AGAIN,
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no one cares
just
no one
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you deserve a punishment, fair and square
you fucked my life over? you made me go into silent mode?
you get this shit now.
you get fucking revenge, and the right way of such.
you will succumb to being my bunny and getting dominated.
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literally DON'T fucking THINK of me, and don't even go to the drawthreads, you're NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE. jesus klim you're such an idiot
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you should all stop
i did NOTHING to you
i did NOTHING at ALL to GET THIS HARASSMENT
i did NOTHING to be called a 'lolcow'
i also did NOTHING to GET TALKED ABOUT EVERY FUCKING TIME by a FUCKING OBSESSED CREEP or a FREAK
PLEASE
just STOP
i am NOT starruko
i am NOT macker
i'm not yonkers, poopcat, mittens, ralsei asriel none of these fucking names, and i'm also not poofyscarfy either. i'm fucking NOTHING. i'm just a figment of your imagination that you keep shoving in others' throats to either fucking disgust them unreasonably, or so they join your fucking side and be negative too.
this is NOT being said out of PDD, opposite talk or whatever stupid excuse you want to use this as, so you can also disregard it just like the other victims you fucked over if not nearly scar them for life
what matters is, i literally dont want to be talked about by you at all, not anymore... i don't want you trolls. i dont want you as well, klim. you're just as worse as them.
you're all insufferable for even posting any of my accounts, even on the drawthreads, or even any of my 'family' or any fucking phone number, every single dox info... it needs to stop. you need to stop
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