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The only reason why KKK constantly tells other people to kill themselves is because he is still suffering from trauma after his attempted suicide in '19.

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I will start with 2 files of the I Ching.

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who let him back on 4chan

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JORDAN NO!
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i think the boy finally learned
there is a place for pzds and that place is lgbtwittqia
you know what
i wish him all the best

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my art

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Carmen Bautista General

Jordan's thicc mom with shit mental genes. Her son likes to take creepshots of her.

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PDD

All about PDD MonkeyMan ScreechTard the GoonBoy, the image is extremely relevant to this discussion.

Brought to you by, (Please thank our sponsor with a middle finger salute): Stanko Inc.

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i wonder if jojo prays to the sainted y man on sundays when he at church
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y'all are wild

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look, it's a board for the biggest imbecile the internet has seen, so nice

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I ate 3 whole onions (sauteed with salt and pepper) for dinner last night and my farts are unfathomably disgusting.

I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I'm not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.

I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I'm surprised I didn't melt a hole through the fabric. I've been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I'm sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I'm not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.

My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don't even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I'll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I'm going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can't come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God's ass apple and now I'm paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.



UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as "the schwetts" (shit sweats). It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I'll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound.
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Here here!! my phone number!!! call me please
805-420-1037
thank you!!!!
or add me on discord???! agghh!?? you want me so much? you can now talk to me anytime! you wamnt!!!

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KKK brownpounded 6 million of god's chosen people during the holocaust, earning him the nickname, "Shitler."

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OH MY YONKERS

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never forget

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so this is where you're hiding smegma

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There is a severe lack of a certain art piece on this board.
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OH MY SCIENCE
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Real PDD hours.

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Can you please, PLEASE shut the fuck up, you actual cockroach. Please, stop fucking talking, stop disgusting me any time you make a fucking cringy post. Your elderly face is fucking ugly for a fucking pedo like you.
This isn't fucking "PDD" at all either, I'm not doing any faults other than only you and your other retarded orbiters and then I get fucking blamed for it for nothing.
There is almost no other 'mature' way to deal with sick fucks like you, not even a confronting would stop you.
Besides you're literally one of the only fucking ones who should go to therapy. You - like the others - constantly post every single fucking time I go to the drawthread and then the thread turns into fucking chaos and again, I get blamed for it. Stop trying to make my live a living hell or something. Stop fucking shitting yourself, stealing my art, or even fucking trying to get my attention any time I'm there at all.
>"th-that is not our proble-"
Oh shut the fuck up you clearly do have a problem yourself. I do not. I am only doing what's best for the internet. Many years, most internet sites ban pedophiles, zoophiles (basic dni criteria) or suspend their accounts, even the ones that break other rules as well. Even for being racist, sheesh.
And yet they haven't fucking rid you off the internet for good with a nice, fresh, IP ban.
I can't believe Australia doesn't institutionalize you or something. I can't believe you would even think it's okay to ruin even an adult's life by either posting their stupid past shit, talk about how they ate shit and repeat it until the world fucking ends, talk about what they're fucking into and MISINTERPRET IT AS SOME OTHER BAD THING, or even talk shit about their art style when it isn't the same old thing. How do you seriously fucking find this okay? Is it perhaps your fucking illness? Disorder? What the fuck have you been diagnosed with. I need to know what makes you think you can "justify" your sick deeds, epecially with the mentioning of "kid sister" and other similar posts, Klim.
Like, it is all you ever fucking do, and you NEED to FUCKING STOP. YOU HAVE BENE DOING THIS FOR FUCKING YEARS. 2020 TO LAST YEAR, NOW GOING ON THIS FUCKING YEAR. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING STOP YOUR MISBEHAVIOR NOW.

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lol geordie i didnt realize you saving all the fun for drawthreads on b
maybe i should join

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AI ART THREAD

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i am a proud pedozoo

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Never you mind me just saving scraps from my thread on 9
>connection failed
Epic.

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Klim's Real Name

Klim’s real name is Bernie Gores!!!

✨ [●] Bernie Gores (aka. ‘Klim’) is 67, retired, and now a widower.

→ His daughter-in-law now runs their family-run Miniature Mediterranean Donkey Breeding Farm, “Ecclestone Valley Miniatures”:
https://www.ecclestonevalley.com.au/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ecclestonevalleyminiatures/
(nb. Links include email and phone).

→ He also paints impressionist landscapes as a hobby and sells some of them as prints via here: https://www.wallartprints.com.au/impressionist-art/

→ He lives here in this town, in Tasmania, Australia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverside,_Tasmania

>“I don't like being compared to someone I don't know at all” - Yonkers
>“I DID learn... 'DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS’ “ - Yonkers
Continues to talk to strangers
*Irony 101*

✨ ➽ To be honest, I actually have told him about myself, my real name, where I live, what is going on with me, what I do etc etc [albeit about 2-1/2 years ago {c. 2019}, on a board/site that no longer exists with no archives, damnit!], but he totally dismissed it as ‘bullshit’, in one of his own self-destructive sperg rages. He told me to ‘fuck off’ and to ‘kill [my]self’ at the same time, calling me a ‘liar.’
Yonkers will flatly deny it, of course.
Serves him right for not being to differentiate truthful reality from his warped worldview, because of his own stupidity.
“That’s not my problem” – Klim

(So, you realize that Klim's real name IS ‘Bernie Gores’, right? The whole fake news thing was an elaborate scheme by Klim to bury all his personal info.
www.google.com.au/search?q=+Bernie+Gores )

✨ ➽ Yonkers: You still have not shown any definitive independent conclusive evidence or proof that those posts or that particular cropped grainy image that you post are specifically made by and/or is this so-called ‘Klim’, as you claim. The name on the image you share is “Hector”, not “Klim.” This is quite possibly just a random image you found online somewhere.
The posts you share could be literally any regular Australian user using an Australian VPN or IP. There is no specific clarifying mention, proof or evidence that they are made by “Klim” at all. That is plainly clear.

THEY COULD BE ANYONE AT ALL, that you falsely claim is your so-called 'Klim'.

Your ‘opinion’ is not ‘definitive evidence’ nor ‘proof’.

You continually fail to provide NO definitive independent conclusive evidence or proof that you have provided to support your wild claims. NONE AT ALL.

You total Fool.
Try harder, Poopers.


Please note: “Klim” has received this legal advice:

“Their accuser (aka. ‘Yonkers’ et al.) is publicly acknowledged as a "Vexatious and Frivolous Litigant", and as such their spurious accusations are considered legally Contemptuous, and therefore their false claims will not be further legally acknowledged in any Jurisdiction.”

Continued...

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Request denied.
Reason: none needed, we're jews.
Have a nice day!

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Caturday

Who has new talking Cats?

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Rivera recipes

If you poop into a sock, then you can squeeze all the moisture out of it so that it won't take so long to bake when you make cookies out of it.

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What do you want for Christmas?

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Cue poopcat impotently seething for the 439859285th time.

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Dios mio...
La Chupacaca de la Catasauqua...

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lainbees archive

get it?

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Entertainment, movies

Reversing Chronic Disease With Dr. Brooke Goldner
PLANT BASED NEWS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iJFNgXSF_Fs [Embed]
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News Update from Klim

News Update from Klim

It's official: Klim's bowel cancer is now officially in full remission!

No larp, honest.

Did Yonkers, our 'Cult Leader', cure me...? Hmmm...

I'd like to thank him for drawing attention to my baldness whilst enduring all the chemo etc... twas so very endearing of him. Dickhead.

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish bullshit bullshit bullshit (welcome to reality, Jordan)... his retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…

(PS. You know it's the real Klim by the tripcode “Klim##SAY7BM” … Fuck the haters!) 😏

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I can't wait until Carmen or the Catasauqua Police Department finally pull KKK off of the internet.

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Scaterday

Will we see a new scaterday tomorrow? Will KKK finally draw Scatman John?

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i clearly am not a pedophile
and it's not because i 'befriended' bee/creamcake either

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KKK actually tried to jump out of that window because he realized he was Mexican. He hates brown people so much that he would rather kill himself than be brwon.

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Hello, Iscream here~

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Jordan's Neutral Art Thread

Enough with the anger and obsessions and bullying. Time for a neutral thread!
Jayjay share your latest art. Any special Halloween stuff?

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i don't give a fuck if your board is eventually soon riddled with rule 34 or porn of these characters or one of them, even if such is not limited to said ones
you deserve a punishment, fair and square
you fucked my life over? you made me go into silent mode?
you get this shit now.
you get fucking revenge, and the right way of such.
you will succumb to being my bunny and getting dominated.

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Just admit it. This board's only purpose nowadays is to make fun of one person. And that's me.
You make fun of me or throw out your stupid insults at me while you have the real problem in you.
Seriously you got a very unchecked pedophile from Australia (god I wish there were flags here.) harassing the fuck and projecting HIS OWN sick fantasies onto others, mostly innocent people, and those who'd never stoop so low to his level.
And then you have numerous of trolls or people who don't even finish up stuff like "Nothing Failed" or whatever parody they want to make.
The board's slogan is ALSO a lie, too. Sure, there's art posted, but if anything it's not very often there's such art. Though that shouldn't mean you should steal someone's art work.
What more should I add to this board's state of dismay and downfall?
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i'm not joking at all i want this board gone

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i'm not dead you fucking freak. just STOP fucking TALKING about me.
literally DON'T fucking THINK of me, and don't even go to the drawthreads, you're NOT FUCKING ACCEPTED YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE. jesus klim you're such an idiot

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shut the fuck up you animals. i legitimately didn't do this to fucking ruin my own reputation. fuck you. i obviously did nothing, and yet you think feeding lowlifes is a fucking bad thing to you. well at least this is for a reason; they are legitimately mentally fucking deranged. they are also repeat offenders, basically they're stalking the hell out of me.
also, a clean poofy pamp does not fjucking equal a fucking messy one, because honestly there is no messy alt - and there's artists who don't even fucking prefer to draw either wet or that. god it's almsot like saying "why do cartoons look unrealistic" when it comes to you always noticing things looking either big, small or inaccurate. just fucking stop.
but that's not the point of this.
the point is you literally nearly made me have a fucking breakdown, if not a 'sperg out' for almost an entire fucking night. and it wasn't a mental or nervous one. more like.... just a reasonable fucking devastation if not a fucking pissed off one. i didn't cry but i didn't fucking accept this either.
i know what you're gonna say to this too, either you're gonna say the same dumb bullshit from 2 years ago or just try to correct those on the truths that they told.
basically, what i'm saying is:
i'm NOT poopcat. i'm NOT fucking ill, disabled, or even 'autistic' at all, or a 'faggot', or a fucking criminal, no I did NOT kill Ren no I did NOT stalk fig no I did NOT want to fucking lose a friend, no i'm not into fucking shit nor am i delusional, it actually fucking feels weird when i have it in me at all, yes i DO fucking draw, yes I DO FUCKING REQUEST OR ASK FOR THEM, AND YES I WAS EVEN TRYING TO BE FUCKING FRIENDLY AND NICE, BUT NO I DON'T FUCKING DO ANY OF THE SHIT THAT WASN'T EVEN DONE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE!! I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HURT, INSULT, OR EVEN OFFEND YOU DRAW PEOPLE OR ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON ANY BOARD.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. I WANTED A COMMUNITY TO GO INTO, I WANTED TO JOIN YOU GUYS... BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING PEDOPHILES AND OTHER BAD THINGS IN IT.
HELL I ALMOST LOST A FRIEND IF NOT ONE ALREADY, FIRST I LOST REN, NOW DANTE (ALMOST TWICE) LIKE I LITERALLY AM NOT FUCKING BAD AT ALL!! I'M NOT THAT BAD EITHER.. Oh and one more thing. NO, I AM NOT. A FUCKING PEDOPHILE OR A ZOOPHILE OR ANY SHIT EATER. NO I'M NOTHING I'M JUST FUCKING NOTHING TO YOU ALL
HELL THAT'S WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITERALLY ALMOST MADE ME WANT TO CRY OR LEAVE THE INTERNET. ITS' ALMOST LIKE THE PIPSTER INCIDENT AGAIN,
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please
you should all stop
i did NOTHING to you
i did NOTHING at ALL to GET THIS HARASSMENT
i did NOTHING to be called a 'lolcow'
i also did NOTHING to GET TALKED ABOUT EVERY FUCKING TIME by a FUCKING OBSESSED CREEP or a FREAK
PLEASE
just STOP
i am NOT starruko
i am NOT macker
i'm not yonkers, poopcat, mittens, ralsei asriel none of these fucking names, and i'm also not poofyscarfy either. i'm fucking NOTHING. i'm just a figment of your imagination that you keep shoving in others' throats to either fucking disgust them unreasonably, or so they join your fucking side and be negative too.
this is NOT being said out of PDD, opposite talk or whatever stupid excuse you want to use this as, so you can also disregard it just like the other victims you fucked over if not nearly scar them for life
what matters is, i literally dont want to be talked about by you at all, not anymore... i don't want you trolls. i dont want you as well, klim. you're just as worse as them.
you're all insufferable for even posting any of my accounts, even on the drawthreads, or even any of my 'family' or any fucking phone number, every single dox info... it needs to stop. you need to stop

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you will NOT refrain

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stop fucking talking about me please
no one cares
just
no one

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you WILL get sat on by my caked up cheeks

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y'all need french fry

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you fucking deserve banishment from the internet you nasty trolls
not even saying this in a lolcow-y, chris-chan-y way
i actually really hope there's a new rule for insufferable fucks like you.

meanwhile, you get chikn nuggit's doggy ass, maybe.

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>he doesn't know we can just hide all of his disgusting PZDS fetish pornography
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fake christfag i will end you if you think you can hide in your little larping crap

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just fucking STOP!
STOP FUCKING POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT ME AT ALL! NO I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK FOR ATTENTION NOR FOR A FUCKING AUSTRALIAN PEDOPHILE TO DO THIS ANYWAY.
ALL OF YOU FUCKING DROWN IN DEEP WATER
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there will be no more videos

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KKK was permanently institutionalized after his breakdown last night. He will never return to the internet. He will never eat a turd again.

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The `

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Is JayJay still on this board? Is he actually doing anything productive or fun, or just angryposting every day?

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fuck you 4chan

stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me stop talking about me

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>KKK got banned for being a brony
I'm not surprised. He deserved it too.

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Halloween

What is the Coprophagic Kitten going as this year?

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despite everything, at least we still made it
but you are still all menaces. i genuinely hope one day trolls like you are punishable

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Day 1

Day 1 of proving that anyone can learn to draw better than Yonkers.
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i been telling you for years geordie
the art you love is pants shit
pedozoo diapershit
https://twitter.com/poofyscarfy/status/1584668457299152896
also i guess you realized that if you protect yo tweets then none of the people you talk to will see what you said to them
lol what a dilemma ay

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you cannot escape us~

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ok
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our first new font thread!
post your favorites or whatever ones you like... or have like a personal top 10 of them.
serif is okay and allowed too :)
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Uh no, fuck off.
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she will be missed
rip in poopoo
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It's real...

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geordie real talk
the peepee you got in the piss closet
are you saving it for rolling in or sth
https://twitter.com/Abnuny/status/1580704591141691393#m
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Gonna let this be a reminder to some who think I don't post as often.
Reason is, I have a damn life and I don't waste it on harassing those or stealing their art (talking to you, klim.) and I also am not a rude ass nor would I always want to be on this board (at least not all the time, I only go on here when I feel like it.)

And yes I'm still waiting for your 'project', Lemonz. Where is it? What happened to this "bowel boy" or "nothing failed" project? You don't start something and then stop at the middle of it.

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Poopcat Omegle Chats

Gather 'round and come look at the grotesque abomination only known as the Poopcat!
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-1
https://archive.org/details/Poopcat-Omegle-Call-2

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A message is mandatory.

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https://www.landex.com/webstore/jsp/cart/DocumentSearch.jsp
Interesting. It seems the information on poopcat's house is likely available for purchase.

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This whole board is a joke.

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Anyone can draw better than poopcat can. That is a fact that has been certified by all the independent fact checkers and the Science.

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Oh mein poopenkatten...

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I mean sure you may have seen me drawing the characters with me in it before but this was actually an experiment or teaser on what's to come. Except what happened? Sophia was probaby taken off the roster or not drawn very often... and she isn't even a mother in the show.
And hell I stopped thinking these characters were real anyway, why haven't you stopped with the "hurr durr, my anime wife/husband/whatever drawing is reeeal" crap?
like, you're legitimately believing this shit is real to you

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Chonkers is at school right now. What do you think he's learning?

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Study hard, Yonkers! We believe in you! You can graduate from the twelfth grade with at least 2.0 grade point average!

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The Real Yael

SCETIC's(©®™ 2022) YAEL!

Let's be clear. Scetic brought the rights and trademark for the whole flufferian species. Poopcat no longer owns them. Scetic is their legal owner he even owns Mittens the most popular flufferian. Scetic is the much better owner, anyway. He actually cares and protects his OCs. This is Official©®™ Canon now.
➽ [●] Yonkers good friend Ren talking to Yonkers, about Scetic and Yonkers going to court for custody of Yael, 21 August 2022 [0:00:30]: https://files.catbox.moe/yx3lp7.mp3
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [01 edit], 21 August 2022 [0:01:52]: https://voca.ro/1dtLTBqIAsdE
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [Full, 0:05:53], 21 August 2022: https://files.catbox.moe/4ior72.mp3
➽ [●] Call with Yonkers - all three versions, 21 August 2022: https://archive.org/details/callwithyonkers1/
➽ [●] Poopcat: Why are you so Weird? [edit]: https://files.catbox.moe/zn7b19.mp3


23 August 2022
So... here's the Timeline of what's happened so far:

>someone posts an old drawing of our boy drew of a character named yael
>scetic decides to claim her as his own
>draws art of her
>yoinkass sees this
>gets upset that scetic is claiming his character
>people tell him that yael belongs to scetic
>people demand that he edits his wiki page about her to address this fact
>people start posting his phone number and telling people to call him
>ren sees this and proceeds to do just that
>uploads the call
>surprisingly yoinkass doesn't care at first
>i ask ren if there are anymore parts of the call and mention that i'm going to edit them together and upload them to archive.org
>only then does yoinkass get upset
>proceeds to sperg out for about 30 minutes before going to bed and blames me for the call being recorded
>people on /b/ discuss having a pretend court session over discord and recording it
>the next day
>yoinkass edits the wiki page to say that the character is scetic's (pic related)
>makes peace with scetic
>someone calls him a pussy for handing her over to him
>he gets pissed again
>decides to immediately go back to saying that the character wasn't scetic's
>claims he was just pretending
>deletes the wiki page all together
>comes in acting tough and making demands that i delete the recording from archive.org
>i don't delete it
>he disappears and carmen comes in
>she's been schizoposting about spaceman for like an hour now
>and it goes on and on…
100% keks


Let's be clear. Scetic brought the rights and trademark for the whole flufferian species. Poopcat no longer owns them. Scetic is their legal owner he even owns Mittens the most popular flufferian. Scetic is much better owner, anyway. He actually cares and protects his OCs. This is Official©®™ Canon now.
➽ [●] Yonkers good friend Ren talking to Yonkers, about Scetic and Yonkers going to court for custody of Yael, 21 August 2022 [0:00:30]: https://files.catbox.moe/yx3lp7.mp3
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [01 edit], 21 August 2022 [0:01:52]: https://voca.ro/1dtLTBqIAsdE
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [Full, 0:05:53], 21 August 2022: https://files.catbox.moe/4ior72.mp3
➽ [●] Call with Yonkers - all three versions, 21 August 2022: https://archive.org/details/callwithyonkers1/
➽ [●] Yonkers Arguing with Scetic [himself]: https://voca.ro/14z0csPp2IV8
➽ [●] Yonkers abuses Scetic: https://voca.ro/1dUDGnyCASbF

➽ [●] Poopcat: Why are you so Weird?: https://files.catbox.moe/zn7b19.mp3

➽ [●] “Stop Calling Me Yonkers”: https://voca.ro/v1pd4WiuoN
➽ [●] Dance, Monkey, Dance: https://files.catbox.moe/qsj0m8.mp3
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Why is poopcat always missing on Sundays?

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>Gonna let this be a reminder to some who think I don't post as often.
>Reason is, I have a damn life and I don't waste it on harassing those or stealing their art (talking to you, klim.) and I also am not a rude ass nor would I always want to be on this board (at least not all the time, I only go on here when I feel like it.)

>And yes I'm still waiting for your 'project', Lemonz. Where is it? What happened to this "bowel boy" or "nothing failed" project? You don't start something and then stop at the middle of it.
I Am The Art!

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I am collecting banners for the Catchan board. Post some, preferably ones that haven't been used before.

R: 7 / I: 2 / P: 9

Thinking back, poopcat was probably actually groomed, but not on 4chan or an altchan. There were some pretty shady characters surrounding him on Discord. If he was indeed groomed, like he claims, it wasn't Klim or Bigu who did it.

R: 37 / I: 18 / P: 10

/baaa2/

WE ARE BACK, BABY!
https://endchan.net/baaa2/

R: 58 / I: 13 / P: 10

Haha, look. Sorry guys.
But I would've been more online if it weren't for those nasty trolls and other persuaders, especailly the Evil Diabolical Scetic(a)! Seriously (s)he doesn't realize he can't kill off or conquest any of my stuff.

R: 20 / I: 1 / P: 10

idk if you're even interested, but there's another site now
felt bad about mellowchan, so asked if you could get a bunker there, and Silvia opened board creation
so you're welcome to come make another bunker there if you'd like

https://www.catchan.pk/
ptqlf6iuf7o2empex5tx4yej5kuk2qh3yyfsiaup6xfjytec7ojf6zid.onion
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R: 5 / I: 4 / P: 10

I poo on cats.

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House Tour Now Available

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You are in a Coma, Jordan

Please wake up and come back to us, Jordan.
You are in a Coma, laying unconscious in a hospital, for these last six years.
We are trying this as a last resort to try and connect with you.
Come back and wake up.
Mommy and Joshie miss you and love you, Jordan.

We can hear you trying to talk while you are in your Coma, Jordan. But we do not know if you can hear us.

Please wake up, Jordan.

The world has changed since you have been in your Coma. We need you to come back and help us save it.

Please wake up again, Jordan. The World needs you.
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A Dream

I had a dream, my friends, and this was the dream:

It is a great day of the Coming of the Great White Diaper of Salvation, Purified and Sanitized for you. One will come speaking of it but will be ridiculed. Behold he comes, as a Silent Closet Door in the night, yet ye knoweth not the hour of which he cometh. A mighty fragrant offering shalst be offered up to him for the purification of their sins, and he will wash away all tears and pain, and there will be no more death or s-bends of injustice and unbelief.
A loud voice issued clearly from the Heavens and spoketh: Behold: The Might Diaper of Jerusalem!
There was much joy and glory givem by those whomst beliethethAlas, amongst those that not believet, there was a loud weeping and wailing and knashing of teeth and clenching of buttocks, for they knew they had not believed the truth, Sosu.

Then I awoketh, much overjoyed at at peace.

The dream is both a blessing and a curse, a message of hope but also of damnation.
Beware the Coming Day of the Great White Diaper of your Salvation, I tellest you now, Sosu.

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jojos musical heroes

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Everyone but Chonkers has realized that his life is a tragedy. Will he ever wake up to the truth?

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Does yonkers have discord or any other form of communication
if so whats his tag

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If only Yonkers had accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, he would have been able to divert from the dark path he went down.

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Only a truly perverted soul (Chonkers), could find such disgusting things (PZDS) as appealing.

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Chonkers should apply for a community college or a vocational school. Maybe then he'll finally stop making abhorrent 'art' and get a real job.

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Serious questions for Jordan

What are you currently working on?
What is the difference between Starruko and Star Entertainment?
You claim season 1 of Jampacked! has aired, where can I watch all the episodes?


This is a serious thread.

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We all know that if PZDS wasn't illegal, Chonkers would be proudly representing his clan.
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Klim Shit

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been a while since jojo caught us with the ol disappearing thread trick
how could i forget lol
well played jojo
you got me on that one

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Yonkers needs to stop the pretense and admit that he is in fact Mexican. I understand that he hates darkies and is a white supremacist, but he cannot continue to deny reality.

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Yonkers is dead and his impostor is calling Klim a pedophile to bait out images of young girls. His goal is satiate the P of his PZDS.

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