>>37913
That's the sound of liquid poop leaving Yonkers arse as it sprays all over the floor, walls and ceiling.

>>37913
I'm going to start at the top and work my way down.
The Fediverse is a decentralised social network made up of lots of different independent servers. These servers "Federate" (communicate) with each other so that the content and posts of their users can be seen by people on other servers. Nearly all of the Fediverse has Baraag on a blacklist which effectively works as a shadow ban, meaning that the users of other servers can't see their content. Baraaag is on this blacklist because they are pedos, the only servers who don't have Baraag on their do not federate lists are the other pedo sites, or "free speech absolutists" who are pedo tolerant in the name of no censorship of any kind.
TL;DR: pedo site.

>>37938
Confirmed.
baraag is a pedo site
That's why Jordan was on it.
Once he found that out, he ran away screaming, arms flailing above his head.
I just know.

>>37939
You say that, but his last question before he "left" was how he can change his name there. That means he didn't WANT to leave, only to conceal his noncing and chats with the rest of his pedo friends. If you look carefully enough, you're bound to find his new account which is under another name away from us nasty pedoshamers.

>>37940
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Mitty / Shmarty / merkakol / merka1arts / Hallyguy981 / Spinny Kitty / merka / kamaki / wallabays / Nethernets / BakutheCat / quindle / rennard / lotusflower / lolersdolers / Mike …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

>>37938
>durrr pedo site
someone hasn't read clearly. they have stated they DON'T allow illegal content, like, pedo/zoophilia. Drawings are NOT part of them.
>>37939
No, you don't "just know", idiot. You've repeated the same shit year after year, and I'm not the weird arm flailing guy. Cuase you're on the internet reading news from 9 years ago doesnt mean its about your victims... leave me out of this.
>>37940
>t-that means he did-
I think it did mean that. The only way was to delete it so you don't stalk the page for CLEARLY FICTIONAL CONTENT.
>o-o-only to concea-
You sound paranoid, do you want me to help you?
>you're bound to fi-
You won't. You're only "shaming" me because I draw fictional content. And for the record, I don't like "zoocat" or "ezra". I havent even drawn enabling art for MAPs and actual animl fuckers, so what's the point of shaming me just for ironically following, huh? I follow people, but it doens't mean I always engage on their content (unless what, they're not a -phile).
>>37942
See? Repeating yourself. You have a problem, Klim.

>>37952
Why are you here, Jordan? You just replied to troll bait yet AGAIN.
Thanks for providing everyone with your energetic entertaining posts.
You're the best.

>>37952
>Drawings are NOT part of them.
Know who makes that distinction? Pedos. Nobody else.
>The only way was to delete it
Exactly what I said. You probably shouldn't argue when you agree.
>do you want me to help you?
No thanks, I have no interest in grooming minors or making friends with pedos. Keep your help to yourself.
>You're only "shaming" me
Because you contact minors, get them in private Discord servers and either ERP with them or masturbate during voice calls with them as well as get in contact with people who are proud pedos. The disgusting pedo cartoons are just the tip of the iceberg.
>what's the point of shaming me just for
... making friends with pedos? You're so detatched from reality that you honestly can't see the issue? Tell you what, go do something for me. Find literally anyone you know in real life, show them Zoocat's profile and tell them you are following him. See what happens next.

>>37952
Grooming children and going to pedo sites? Does Carmen know about this?

>>37993
Jordan
Keeps
His
Many
Bad
Secrets
From
Carmen

>>37996
... for a good reason: Carmen will tell Hector, and Hector will thrash him with a belt.

>>37986
The only people who make distinctions about "drawings hurting people, including children" are braindead idiots who should be locked in a bag, and thrown into a river.
>I have no-
If you think a normal person is a "groomer" then by god you're delusional, and unpredictable by many other ways possible.
>Bec-
No I do not.
All I've done was make a better font instead of showing it off to people.
>durr iceb-
That meme died long ago. Man up.
And learn how to quote properly. Ironically following "bad people" doesn't mean I support them. I'm like a favoriting art guy, I just favorite the art the moment I see it. Sometimes it disappears because they think I'm a "spammer", not my intention. I do not make friends with pedos, and I never will in my life, dumbass.
You're the one that's detached from EVERY reality for focusing so much on the word "pedo" so much. You need to be euthanized.
>and tell them you are-
No I don't need to tell everyone I'm an artist. I'm not a desire-er of any publicity.

>>37996
is a bad secret about literally doing zero percent of any "bad" thing?
is your head so stuck up your ass that you think everything in the world is only bad bad bad and pedo pedo pedo? fuck off dude you're insane. gushing over an adult that's more sane than you, you're lost. and making unrealistic scenarios with my parents? now thats more worse. but then again you werent really smart from the beginning, klim.

>>37963
if it was troll bait then it wouldnt be said 3000 more times out of another 3000. you're an idiot

>>38013
Troll bait
Ignored

>>38011
>The only people who make distinctions about "drawings hurting people, including children" are
People who aren't part of the pedo community.
>If you think a normal person is a "groomer"
I don't. I think a learning impaired adult who makes contact with minors and lures them into Discord servers where he ERPs with them and masturbates while he has conversations with them is a groomer. Fairly safe assumption to make about someone who is far from a "normal person".
>No I do not.
I'm not going to argue with you on what are facts. Your imaginary land doesn't work here Jordan. In this world we have already seen what you did.
>That meme
Your PDD is causing you to process the immediately visible part of a conversation without being able to contemplate the full depth of what is there.
Ironically, a lot like what happens with an iceberg.
>You're the one that's detached from EVERY reality
There's only one reality Chris-Chan and apparently you aren't invited. To be fair, I'd reject reality too if I was a pedo like you. Must be tough.
>for focusing so much on the word "pedo"
There's that "context" again. When you are the topic of conversation, the focus is going to be on pedos since that's what you are.
>You need to be euthanized.
Outside your pedo bubble nearly everyone thinks that you pedos need to be euthanised, but good cope.
>No I don't need to tell everyone I'm an artist.
Non sequiturs again Jordan. That isn't what I said, is it? I said show people Zoocat's profile and tell them that you follow him. I know exactly what the result will be and would love for that to happen.

>>38053
You are a PZDS thougHitler.

I replied to the wrong post but he is a PZDS nonetheless.

You just replied to someone else idiot lol
>>38053
"People" as in what, mentallu ill or just plain naive? And once again, the "pedo community" you're referring to is the ones that are into REAL children, and mere fictional crap does not count. Get a grip.
>Your ima-
What imaginry land? When have I ever fucking talked about imagination? Not only are you persistent but you're so dumb you sometimes think I'm "All about imaginating". i don't do that.
And no, an action is not an imagination. Even if I shown you my typography work you wouldnt care because you're not into fucking design. Which is almost as sad as your insistent behavior.
>I think-
That you're a moronic, deluded, piece of shit idiot that needs to be away from the Internet, and their job. The ranting about "groomers" and "learning impaired" people are bogus.
None of my actions have been about "muh luring and masturbating". Don't believe me? I'll give you lithium then. But wait, you already proved my point.
>Y-
Just cause I say a meme is dead doesnt indicate PDD, grow up dude. You're talking like a teenager who 'knows it all', stuck in a 40 year old body.
I do not miss any part of your 'comprehension', its just that no one really agrees with you. Literally nobody. They won't fucking believe you about how you met and hate an autistic queer who actually hasnt done shit to anybody.
>if i wa-
Not a pedo. Man up nigga
>every-
Delusional.
>since tha-
Nope.
>non se-
You just implied that I would tell everyone who I am.... they don't care. They don't care about 'pedophiles' like Zoocat. I do not "follow" him. He wasnt even remotely on baraag, his account was a mere import and had a limit in a way. It's not on BARAAG.NET.
>i know exa-
No, you don't. Your ego is slipping again.
>>38062
But not really. Grow up, ego-man.

>>38068
>People" as in what, mentallu ill
No, healty people. Not you PDD associates.
>naive
Chris-Chan word, keep going down that path Jordan. You'll be Chris 2 eventually...
>And once again, the "pedo community" you're referring to is the ones that are into REAL children, and mere fictional crap does not count
Only pedos care about the subcategories of pedo content, to non pedos it is all just pedo. By trying to classify like this all you are doing is showing non-pedos your pedo expertise.
>When have I ever fucking talked about imagination
"My parents are cats, I live on Secret Starter Road, I have a company, I am white, I am not fat, I didn't lick poo, Jordan is dead, that's Mike not me..."
Just to name a few, the list is endless. Everything you say is part of your imaginary land.
>That you're
... right and the rest of this ramble is angry lashing out at the truth. Attacking me won't cure your pedophilia and grooming, I'm not the one causing it, just pointing it out.
>doesnt indicate PDD
Being unable to parse conversation does. You can't interpret anything beyond the literal, like a child. Since you are an adult, still being unable to think beyond a 5 year old's level is a clear sign of that pervasive developmental disorder you have.
>40 year old body
Nice try, but another failure. Wrong decade again.
>no one really agrees with you
Projection again. Nobody on this board agrees with you except when you pretend to be someone else. Even then that's still you. Maybe there are more people who agree with you on other boards? Let's look at your own board...
Just you again. I see a pattern.
>who actually hasnt done shit to anybody.
Beating his mother, grooming minors into sex chat on Discord and masturbating while he talks to them on voice calls is "nothing" to Jordan. As natural as breathing to the seasoned animal.
>Delusional
Prove it. Find a person offline who agrees with you. You can't do it, can you?
>They don't care about 'pedophiles' like Zoocat.
Then why are you worried about showing them? It will be fine, right?
>I do not "follow" him
Follow lists are public Jordan. In fact, they can be used to find your account.
>>38061
>>38062
I'm going to respond exactly the same way as Jordan and say that I am not. However, unlike Jordan I will be responding truthfully.

>>38074
ummm sweetie people used the word 'naive' long before a 40 year old incestous affair-having faggot
>keep go-
What path I'm already on the path of bringing cartoons to 'life', unlike him.
>e-e-e-event-
No, no you're incorrect.
>only p-
Delulu talk
>quoting old ass posts from before i became queer
nigga, my ocs as parents were a mere joke. the secret starter road is barely a thing in my posts but i retooled that into 202x, it jokingly referred to earth, obviously. that was so you couldnt keep posting my dox info.
and no, having a company or all those stuff isn't imaginating. I dont even like being called jordan. online companies already legally exist, i mean take a look at fucking DINGO FILMWORKS of all things!!! danny might not be a fast guy but he can animate!
>t-the-
There is no list, you're just rambling because of how successful I can be in terms of private mutual internet.
>all you are doing is-
Showing people the difference?
>durrr rambling im going to deny it to make myself look more unhinged
Good, you proved my point. Glad you could admit this addiction over me is unhealthy, and you're beyond bogus.
>won't cure-
Something I don't have? Lmao
>d-d-durrr being unable to a-a-any-
I have analyzed all your coments and they are that of a insane man who won't leave a SANE autistic queer guy alone, and that you sometimes infantalize that man, if not often.
Just as you prove my point, you're undoubtedly creepy for comparing a 20 year old's mind to a 5 year old's. No 5 year old in life is sexual, dude. It's not a clear sign, you sound more and more abnormal when you repeat this.
>Nice tr-
You're a grown ass man arguing with an autistic, is that any better? No, it's just make you look like a loser.
>durr proje-
Ego slipping up...
>b-
No, no, and once again, no?
>unl-
I've responded truthfully and i dont believe everyone should be in what, incarceration?

Seriously, you're putting your fucking life at risk by being blind to your actions. I'm not rent free in your head, idiot.

You've rambled nearly about the same thing for multiple times now. It doesnt needc to be said again, you've made it clear time and time that you're a patient who needs help with their argumentation addiction. You need to stop arguing with me of all people, too. No, you need to actually stop contacting anybody on here, really. Just because you're anonymous doesn't mean you can just get away from your consequences.

>>38100
not really im just pointing out his unhealthy issues, and you're not any better. just admit you're wasting your time on somebody who isnt even troubled anymore

>>38105
Thanks for drawing attraction to your delusions yet again.
Touché!

>>38106
ERP'd with children again award

>>38106
...This isn't troubling? Are you fucking nuts?
Do you think I would just go to some random person's profile and ask them to do sexual rolepalys, and get stalked if I EVER say that - in which I don't? Oh my god. You're off your fucking meds. Clearly you hadn't been doing well.
>>38109
What delusions? I don't even hit people at all lol
>>38113
But he didn't.

>>38116
You did, Jordan.

>>38089
Your role model popularised it with your people Chris 2.
>unlike him
Shitty retarded drawings is exactly what made him famous. He's even animated some of his work with technology less advanced than you have available to you.
>you're incorrect
>Delulu talk
In your view, which makes me correct in the views of everyone without a PDD.
>joke
You're a joke. Those retarded old posts are exactly what your new retarded posts look like to people with adult minds, you just can't see it yet. They weren't "jokes" to you then. Give it a few more years and you'll see how dumb your current posts are like you do with the ones from before.
>There is no list
>in reply to the part of the post with a list
PDD.
>successful
Unemployed, isolated, living with your parents and grooming minors. What metric of success are you using?
>Showing people the difference?
A difference that only matters to pedos. To non pedos it is all the same shit.
>you proved my point
That didn't work out how you hoped, Jordan. You actually keep proving mine.
>Something I don't have?
"Something I have and don't intend to change." Fixed that for you.
>undoubtedly creepy for
Stating medical facts.
>No 5 year old in life is sexual
It's fascinating that even in your attempts to argue that you don't have a PDD you can't help but expose your inability to learn when the entire medical community has documentation proving you wrong. Did you forget again?
https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article/124/3/992/71844/Clinical-Report-The-Evaluation-of-Sexual-Behaviors?autologincheck=redirected
https://psychcentral.com/pro/childhood-sexual-behavior-whats-normal-and-whats-not#1
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/preschool/Pages/Sexual-Behaviors-Young-Children.aspx
>You're a grown ass man arguing with an autistic
Who's to say I'm not "an autistic"? Two autistic adults arguing with each other removes you ability to pull the victim card doesn't it?
>Ego slipping up...
My ego's fine Jordan, I don't need to pretend to be multiple people in order for there to be someone who agrees with me.
>No, no, and once again, no?
Meaning yes. Good, admitting these things is the first step of addressing them.
>I've responded truthfully
Literally the line before is you lying repeatedly about things you've admitted in the past.
>>38095
>rent free
Story of your life.
>Just because you're anonymous doesn't mean you can just get away from your consequences.
Prove it.

This is why Jordan is into secretly grooming little boys:
https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/b3660c4b-e10f-436e-91ec-a7612819a05d#z7i5laHZ.copy

>>38121
>gi-
nigga. my posts are not dumb cuz they arent written by a 16 year old?
>proving the rambling point
lmao rambler
>u-
Literally not my nigga. I have just finished my videos for the ONLINE company. Never groomed any one.
>isolated
Nigga how? This is antartica?
>fi-
You can't fix, dude. I still don't have a philia nor pervasive disorder. Cry.
>expo-
What exposal. I've said what i said.
>M-m-m.. m-m-eaaani-
Nigger, you're blind. Again. I'm not opposite talking to you, this isn't laurel and yanny, this is me telling you no to those three things :)

>>38141
Bookmarked, we'll see what you say in two years.
>lmao rambler
I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to address it either in your incapacitated position.
>Literally not my nigga. I have just finished my videos for the
"... play-pretend I do for free."
5 years old.
>Never groomed any one.
".. except all those minors."
>Nigga how? This is antartica?
PDD.
>You can't fix, dude. I still don't have a philia nor pervasive disorder.
Delusional.
>What exposal. I've said what i said.
You said what you said when you were trying to prove something else, but what you said has been disproved by the entire medical community and you have been told this repeatedly. You still use that argument, showing that you are incapable of learning. The irony of using the argument you used to try and prove you don't have a learning disorder is priceless.
>Nigger
What's with all the racism far-rightist?
>you're blind. Again. I'm not opposite talking to you
No Jordan. You lie constantly about things that everyone has seen, including things you have said previously, so everyone else has to interpret your posts to get the truth.

Aerosmitherine.

>>38166
Jordan is Busted.
Carmen is not happy.

>>38166
What in the PDD is this? Let's start with the elephant in the room:
>1:08 am
Nothing says mental stability like staying up all night so that you can rage at strangers on internet imageboards!
>Nope.
Ah, you're right. It should be archived. Good thinking.
>I won't see you at all. Move on from me, please.
So you're leaving? Of course you are. See you later Jordan.
>And quoting me isn't going to validate you.
"Displaying my retardation won't display my retardation"
Whatever you say.
>I do not have any 'play-pretend'
... he play-pretended.
>stop sucking my dick
That's rich, I'd have to find it first! I know I have this vast intellect, but that doesn't mean I have the knowledge of forensics necessary to track down such a tiny item.
>success
I will repeat:
Unemployed, isolated, living with your parents and grooming minors. What metric of success are you using?
>It's even more fun when you don't do it commercially
That's because it's a hobby. Making a hobby into your job makes it less fun. Good work making my argument for me.
>dunce
You use a lot of synonyms of reduced mental capacity for someone who keeps avoiding posting his IQ test results.
>In fact you're so ‘autistic’
Glad you agree. Victim card revoked.
>You're incapable of not shutting up
Correct. Do you want to read that a few more times and try to work out what you did wrong there? What you described is being normal, do you understand why?
>Nigga
How is your ethnicity relevant to that statement of fact?

>>38173
well look at that
another minor that geordie has been grooming
pedos gotta pedo

>>38174
his pdd will get triggered

>>38173
This is the fucked-up shit that Jordan jerks off to.

>>38178
🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u pure PDD autistic retard sperg rage response to all of this latest shit revealing what he's done (as usual)... oh, don't forget the screaming dismissive denials, outright lies, misdirected nonsense and childish delusional bullshit gibberish yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄

Geordie really is in panic mode, damn.

>>38195
He still got time to get online and talk to kiddies tho so its a dedicated effort to hide from what we know now
and geordie if you reading this
feel free to delete that reply to the kiddy
its already been archived lol

And if it's not a communication company then it's a community.
If it's not that, then I don't know what ATC WILL be.
>>38173
Fake again. Also it isn't surprising to find what, yet ANOTHER minor to be into nsfw. I've known about it since 17 but was aware of it years prior.
>>38171
Ever heard of people ignoring you for right reasons? They have a life. This will be my final response to you.

>it shou-
No it should not. I don't even deserve archiving, as I am the only one who can do archives.
>displa-
You're only displaying what your mind thinks. Goodbye, delusional freak.

>>38174
well look at that
a cracker is lying

>>38197
can you PLEASE, talk like an actual human being? do you not know what "kid" means? or CHILD? or a FUCKING TEENAGER? Do you always assume anyone over 13-17 is just a "kid" to you? Are you actually insane.
>it's alre-
Unwanted. Blocked.

>>38153
it doesnt really matter if the person ur arguing with has 'no concept of employment' or other inane shit that you just cant get thru ur thick head.
people can work their passions one way or another, and even further than the limits. u r just jealous u cant do a single exciting thing in ur shallow, and pedantic life. all of your time, spare or not, is wasted on arguing w/ a 18 year old queer w autism

>>38205
>>38204
>>38203
Stop replying multiple times, anon.
That's just silly.

>>38166
Mfw Geordie is taking so long to reply, not because he's grooming children. But because he can't figure out a proper response and is using notepad to type out something appropriate and comprehensive.

Bet Geordie uses the same tactics on his children too.

>>38011
>I just favorite the art the moment I see it. Sometimes it disappears because they think I'm a "spammer"
Those exact words are from some kid you follow on deviantart, you can't literally mimic their words and think we'd consider them coming from you. At least reword it next time, retard.

>>38205
lol you been swap pp pics with him ay geordie
trading that minor porn again
more bathroom clips bro

>>38205
>>it's alre-
>Unwanted. Blocked.
geordie lol
you super retarded bro
did you really think that updating the page and then archiving it yourself would remove the previous archive
it dont work like that bro lol
https://web.archive.org/web/20240928144844/https://www.deviantart.com/gangsterwoody

>>38213
You mean your face when you lie.
>>38209
Hypocrite alert.
You've replied to my messages a few times too, you dont really get a say in this.

>>38215
i dont follow or favorite kids, so you're wrong.
>>38218
actually it does :)
>>38216
how does a comment about timmy turner constitute as a "porn" to you? you're retarded and deranged. especially with your clear lies lol.

>>38221
Liar
LIAR
Liar
LIAR
Liar
LIAR
LIAR

>>38220
>Hypocrite alert.
>You've replied to my messages a few times too, you dont really get a say in this
We here at /baaa2/ do not seek to judge the brap beast, but understand it. So we do as it does. To be in its diaper of a mindset.

>>38203
>Ever heard of people ignoring you
Are we talking about your childhood again?
>for right reasons
That I know about all those minors you're in contact with? That would indeed be a good idea for a pedo to stop talking to me.
>They have a life
... of grooming minors.
>This will be my final response to you.
>Posts to me again 6 minutes later
Exceptional. Thanks for the laugh, Jordan.
>No it should not. I don't even deserve archiving, as I am the only one who can do archives.
What in the PDD does this mean?
>You're only displaying
... your retardation. Yes Jordan, although you do a great job of showcasing it all by yourself.
>Goodbye
I have a week off work this week, so I won't need your clown show after today. Talk again next Monday.
>>38206
>thick head
You still forgot to post those IQ test results.
>18 year old
Are you genuinely unable to count, or are you so used to lying about your age to the minors you groom that it's become a habit?

>>38223
Oh yes, tell me how you're a liar, sir!
Cause I dont care.
>>38226
"Brap beast"? Nigga what are you, fucking 16? Grow the 'ell up and stop talking nonsense. I'm talking to an old man who acts just as the same, not you.
>>38227
Wrong.
>>38228
I haven't really been ignored since childhood? What?
>t-
I'm not really in contact with anyone.
>w-what does respecting privacy mean
Man idk what does "doing something against one's will" mean?

>>38221
click the link monkey lol
it go to before you tried to hide it
>>38231
p diddy or g rivvy
who is your fave rapping pedogay

>>38232
Jordan is a Liar that can't stop lying
You care: you replied.

Jordan is "PDZ Diddy"

>>38232
>I haven't really been ignored since childhood? What?
Your actions suggest otherwise.
>I'm not really in contact with anyone.
Except all those minors you erotic roleplay with and collect "bathroom clips" from.
>what does "doing something against one's will" mean?
It means that the world outside your PDD bubble doesn't care about you and that you will meet a significant number of people who will ignore what you want since you are not their burden to appease.

>>38232
>Brap beast"? Nigga what are you, fucking 16? Grow the 'ell up and stop talking nonsense. I'm talking to an old man who acts just as the same, not you
Nigha be gay

>>38403
Geordie moment.

>>38403 : Evidence of Jordan's personal creative work as as Script Writer