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Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No. 21819
Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).

➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)

Continued… 2/2


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.21820 del
>>21819
Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 2 of 2)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 31: Do not sleep; Hallucinate; talk shit.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 32: Post humiliating pictures of myself and family members.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 33: Plead piteously, seeking compassion; “Stop tormenting me”; “Why can’t you guys leave me alone?” (cf. #36)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 34: Never express compassion, remorse, pity, empathy.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 35: Blame Klim for anything I do not like/agree with.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 36: Claim to be misunderstood; Whine piteously and childishly: “No-one understands me!”; “Leave me alone!”; “I don't want to be a forgotten memory” (cf. #33)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 37: Don’t detect sarcasm. Don’t understand irony. Don’t ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond me. I take things literally. I do not recognise criticism, mockery or insults for what they are.

( NB. Yonkers: "This is called 'sarcasm'. The reason this is highlighted for you is the fact you will be incapable of distinguishing that unless you are specifically told."

🤦‍♂️🤢💩👶😒🤡😑🤯🥔🥴😱😖💩👺😠😨💩😕😵😬 )

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 38: I am unable to conceive that your opinion differs from mine.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 39: Be too narcissistic to understand my ‘art’ is pure childish cringe and truly terrible.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 40: If I make a logo of it, it simply must be real and true.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 41: Make shit up as I go, including my ‘Canon Lore’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 42: Flatly deny my Mexican/Aztec heritage.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 43: Use nonsense “Cartoon Logic” as my reality and justification – when it suits me.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 44: Display personal insecurity; have no self-confidence, self-respect, self-worth nor self-assurance. (cf. #45)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 45: Desperately seek ego-inflating self-justification, self-vindication, self-approval and affirmation. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 46: Be racially abusive.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 47: Be unable to leave this place because of #’s 44 & 45. “I don't want to be a forgotten memory”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 48: Flatly refuse to accept my diagnosis of High-Spectrum Low-Functioning PDD Autism (etc.), despite all the obvious evidence to the contrary.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 49: Be hypersensitive to anything I do not agree with/understand (cf. #48); react violently (cf. #’s 3 & 4); When confused - swear a lot.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 50: Violently refute/deny my past, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 51: I do not/cannot read/cope with a “Wall of Text”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 52: React violently, negatively and aggressively if someone threatens to deny me my internet access, or takes away my computing/drawing devices. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 53: Ridiculously claim someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed me against my Will’ as an escape clause.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 54: Project onto others what I perceive to be my own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things I perceive to be negative characteristics about myself. "My perception of you is a reflection of me". ie. "You am I". I know that deep inside my very essence what I am, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.


©®™ Poopcat Co. 2023
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.21821 del
Jordan: We all understand that your main job is to set the record straight, but what if the record is Imaginary?


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.21841 del
>>21819
I've already debunked all of these fucking tactics and techniques.
I already stopped asking for collaborating on my shows long time ago too.
None of my cartoons are "infantile" either and they aren't for children.


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.21842 del
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>>21841
Whups. Autism. Denial. Try again, anon.


Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.21863 del
>>21842
How am I denying what never happened?
Also the "forgotten memory" thing was when I was bored, so WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY CARE TO POST THINGS THAT'S LITEARLLY FROM A YEAR AGO.
>anon
STOP FORGETTING MY FUCKING NAME YOU KNOW WHO I FUCKING AM. you PEDOPHILE.


Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.21865 del
>>21863
Let's get this straight with (You), anon:

A.) It's NOT OK for anyone else to bring up YOUR past.
but
B.) It's OK for YOU to bring up others' past.

Is that right, anon?


Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.21866 del
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>>21863
>Pedo
You seem to know a lot about Pedophilia, anon... just sayin...


Anonymous 01/25/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.21902 del
>>21865
at least my past wasnt being a fucking AAM or MAP as well as stealing other people's fucking artwork
>anon
YOU KNOW WHO I AM THIS ISNT A GAME


Anonymous 01/25/2024 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.21906 del
>>21902
Your present is being a map.


Anonymous 01/26/2024 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.21917 del
>>21902
This anon seems to know a LOT about pedos, MAPs and AAM's... just sayin'...


Anonymous 01/26/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.21920 del
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>>21902
21-32-36-38-40-42-43.


Anonymous 01/26/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.21921 del
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>>21902
Morally and ethically bankrupt douchebags = PDD autism. There are 85 rules for you now.


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.21964 del
>>21906
No, it isn't.
Cartoons don't make you map.


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.21976 del
>>21964
Shut your map ass up, before authorities take you away and put you in a room with no cartoons again.


Anonymous 01/30/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.22007 del
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>>21964
>Cartoons don't make you map

... says the guy who admits to jerking off to Pokémon wearing diapers... a children's cartoon... 100% keks


Anonymous 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.22044 del
>a childre-
Pokemon has a fanbase of teens and adults, moron.
No "child" wants to dream about being a pokemon trainer.
Also there's legit pornography of fucking Pokemon, AND its trainers Ash and his f riend Misty and possibly Brock.
Don't fucking go your way to tell me "it's for kids" when it isn't. The target audience and everything else from Pokemon isn't that of a preschooler's imagination, you know.


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>>22044
>>22044
>>22044
HAHAHA LOOK AT THE PEDO KIDDIE DIDDLER TRYING AND FAILING TO DEFEND HIMSELF MISERABLY! GR8 KEKS MA8!

Woah.. he sure seems to know a LOT about paedophilia, doesn't he? Just sayin...

YONKERS FINALLY ADMIS HE HAS A PRESCHOOLER'S IMAGINATION.


Anonymous 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.22067 del
>>22044
theres porn of bluey
as you well know
because you been posting your pedozoo diapershit pics that prove it
and that is exclusively for little kids
that there is porn of it just proves there are pedos on the internet
like you bro
like you


Anonymous 02/01/2024 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.22095 del
>>22067
Isn't it interesting that the screeching anon does not reply to this post in particular, as he knows all too well it describes his activities perfectly... and he knows it, too... he just doesn't want to draw anyone's attention to it at all.
Good call, anon.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.22265 del
>>22095
Bampingks


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.22267 del


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.22270 del
>>22059
That's you trying to justify your creepiness over me
>>22067
what porn? i wasnt even posting cub porn, it was just bluey in a diaper.
why so riled up over a general image of some cartoon square dog anyway? its not like it was canon in the show for even bandit to do weird things.
there are no pedos, no, you're just whining over people who are profiction. the real pedos are the ones who do pro-contact on real, incapable-of-consent children
>>22095
>screeching anon
You're the one screeching.
>as he all know too we-
Fuck off.
Stop. Talking. Like. That.
You're not lemony snicket.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.22272 del
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>>22270
We. Must. Obey. Him. Faithfully.
Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself. Please stop repeating yourself.


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Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.22278 del
>>22270
Cartoons are still pedo Jordan.
https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity
>Section 1466A of Title 18, United State Code, makes it illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as drawings, cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene.
>drawings, cartoons, or paintings
Your fiction defence doesn't make you any less of a pedo in the eyes of the law.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.22292 del
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>>22278
An honest, non-sining young cartoon addict can't have fun anymore.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.22301 del
>>22270
>i whack it to cartoon animals in diapers
>i post cartoon child animals in diapers
idk bro that sounds like pedozoo talk to me lol


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.22306 del
>>22292
>>22278
They specifically said cartoons of REAL minors (i.e. grace vanderwall or issy simpson depicted as underage and in porn) is something worth a charge, not a fiction, unreal creation of a fake thing...
Like, if I draw a cartoon cat or CREATURE that RESEMBLES NOBODY AT ALL??? It isn't fucking zoophilia nor pedophilia. Stop trying to fucking put your sick paraphilia in cartoons holy shit.
My god you're actually stupid you don't even have any respect for victims. Kill yourself.
You probably would still hate me if I told you I got fucking abused irl.
>>22272
>tells me to stop repeating myself
>is doing the exact thing to my posts
Man fuck off you post that chicken and jordan image multiple times already, are you a robot or something? Stop please.
>>22292
Who?
Who the fuck is an "addict" because I'm not, for sure.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.22311 del
>>22306
You are wrong and I hope you eventually have to be told this by a judge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulated_child_pornography


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.22313 del
>>22306
https://www.cbr.com/former-teacher-sentenced-for-simpsons-porn/
The Simpsons children are not real minors but he got a real sentence.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.22320 del
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>>22311
>i hope-
Hopes denied, delusional spastic. Shove a giant pill up your throat.
I'm not defending REAL people using REAL children for THEIR AI porn.
Now, let me show you a drawing of something NOT REAL.
Do you see any "minor" in it? I didn't think so.
>>22313
They were living in the UK, dumbass. PLUS THIS WAS 13 YEARS AGO?! LMAO
>but drawings and animation are more of a thought crime
Man, you're a thought crime person, aren't you?
Read my post again, I'm not "defending" anyone.
Oh, speaking of "judge" why not tell that to Klim. An actual pedophile that speaked to me inappropriately when I was a literal minor during 2020s. Don't pretend to not care, drive off the elder bastard.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.22325 del
>>22323
You're literally bringing up stuff unrelated to me posting normally, what does that even make you?
When have I ever said anything about porn, because I'm saying that klim should be the one prosecuted and away from the internet.
>with the introduciton of the PROTE-
That's outdated. More like the BitchAssLaw of Kicking Dumb Ass Puritans Like You 2024.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.22326 del
Oh. Post deleted.
I wonder why.
Maybe he's finally broke out that weird delusion of his.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.22327 del
>>22325
>>22320
>>22320
>Boise, Idaho
>the UK
I guess we can add geography to the list of things you're too stupid to grasp.
I also don't see how 13 years ago makes it irrelevant. In fact, this was after the law got STRICTER with the introduction of the PROTECT Act of 2003.
>Puritans
We prefer the term:
>law obiding non sex offenders
And you should consider joining us.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.22329 del
>>22327
Reposting is a sin. Lmao
>We pre-
Okay, nigger please stop using "we". You are not a collective, you are a delusional scumbag. You see nothing wrong with ACTUAL freaks like Klim yet you shit your pants over a cartoon of a fake being.
>law obiding no-
You can't offend sex by jacking off to a cartoon, and i'm not saying a person is a cartoon to be objectified. You aren't even abiding by anything, just being delusional again a nd again, any second you make a post. So sad.
Who would live like you? Maybe consider joining Mrs. Beady for a change.


Anonymous 02/04/2024 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.22332 del
>>22329
There are a lot of people in the world who are not sex offenders, I can talk for them should I choose to. You can ignore the law all you want, but it doesn't change it.
Your beloved underage fictional characters are still against the US law and none of your arguing changes that. What I am giving you is a warning, but feel free to ignore it.
It's ultimately you who will pay the price should you need to get your computer fixed and send it to the shop, or should you be investigated for some other act and they happen to find it.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.22353 del
>>22332
Buddy, once again you're not reading what I said.
Originally this debate was about klim posting about real children compared to me formerly posting my f amily.
Whereas, with me, i've never had any exploited images of my family, not even of my mom.
But when klim posts a nything, he's already regarded as a creep.
You, don't see anything wrong with that but you shit your pants (again) over me telling it how it is.
I'm only doing nothing but trying to get this board help, and you're trying to stop that from happening. It needs to be deprived of posting about one person every day.
>your beloved fictional under-
Dude.
Shut up.
You have no comprehension over any law because you're a delusional scumbag. If you think cartoons are real please seek help immediately.
Also what fiction charactrers, I'm talking about if you exploit a REAL PERSON, A REAL ACTOR, no matter what age, you will get hate for it.
I.E. I've been exploited when I was 17 years old by an older party t han me at the time.
Yet you don't freak out about that. Dude. This was all in 2021;.
>You can igno-
I'm telling you, man.
You're the one changing the subject to your ridden delusions.
>it's ultimately you even though you're just telling me factual things right while i'm a big dumb dumb believing in dumb lies like "masturbating is a sin" or "if you jerk off to porn you're bad", and i'm gonna keep whining and be crazy til i die on the hills. i suck at life and misread things like a mental patient
Man. You're so lost. Not even a doctor can help you.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.22354 del
>>22320
and last chance to answreermy question, where's the "minor"?


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.22366 del
>>22353
>>22354
You are acting very sinful and saying very sinful things against your brothers, anon.
You need to repent of your sin.
Next time you go to Mass, be the good cannibal and eat the flesh and drink the blood of a living person! Muwahahahaaa!


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.22368 del
>>22366
>lying lying lie lie liar
>lie lie lie
>mr. liar is the lying lie!
You're so crazy.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.22374 del
>>22368
is we bweing a wittle cry baby agains?


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.22375 del
>>22374
i'm not crying lol
i'm just saying you're really mentally unwell :)


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.22379 del
>>22375
That's a classic projection.
Congratulations.
Screencapped.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.22389 del
>>22353
You love to ignore reality. You keep using your "cartoons and fictional" argument despite being given clear evidence of two different US courts convicting people for possessing them.
I am stating facts and you don't like them. Argue with me all you want but the law remains the same.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.22411 del
>>22389
>>22389
>You love to ignore reality
Look who's talking
>You keep using your "cartoons and fictional" argument despite being gi-
Yes yes your little imaginary friends have problems too we also shoved a big fat lethal pill down their throat.
Sorry I can't help your brain.


Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.22425 del
>>22411
Were the judges delusional Jordan? Why did they convict the man who had manga of fictional children that never existed?
The law doesn't match what you are claiming.


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Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.22490 del
>>22425
Literally why are you changing the subject instead of admitting you need help so desperately, bro.
>Jordan
I know not of this rando. I'm just an "anon" like everyone else.


Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.22500 del
>>22490
>anon
cf. https://rb.gy/oxxjt7 re. #18

Jordan: We all understand that your main job is to set the record straight, but what if the record is Imaginary?


Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.22502 del
>>22490
The subject is your mistaken belief that underage characters are legal in US law if they aren't based on real people.
The people who have been convicted are proof that you are wrong. You are aroused by illegal material, so trying to claim that anyone else "needs help" is laughable.
You'll need the help of a lawyer and probably a behavioural therapist if anyone in law enforcement sees your collection.


Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.22510 del
>durrr, ahurrr!! durrrr! i repeat myself like a dummy! durrr! and im a stinky puritan dum dum!
You're deluding really hard, man.
>you are aroused by
Nope. Sorry pal, I'm not the one clicking on nor viewing fucking deleted CSEM rape threads with real children being hurt. So no I am not aroused by this "illegal material" if that's what you mean. The BO just deletes any sussy link like that.


Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.22511 del
>>22500
who said anything about your publicly displayed actions being "imaginary"


Anonymous 02/06/2024 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.22517 del
>>22510
>People who don't like illegal content are 'puritanical'
That's a very pedophilic view, no wonder you tried to hide your reply.
>Talk about more severe content once again so that you can defend your lesser content
That doesn't change what those men went to jail for. Is other stuff worse? Yes. Is what you like legal? No.
That's why the men who had cartoons of fictional underage characters that have never existed STILL went to jail. Move the goal posts all you want, but it doesn't change the status of what you DO like.


Anonymous 02/07/2024 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.22528 del
>>22510
It seems this anon knows a lot about illegal paedophile websites... just sayin'

We are sure the Police he reports his sexual abuse to will be interested in that, when they deep-scan all his electronic devices.


Notice of NSA Activity Report##QvPtmV 02/07/2024 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.22533 del
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>>22528
Thank you, concerned citizen. We have accessed his ISP logs and we are acting on this information presently.

Reference Number: 934R-739-dw
Date: 02.05.24


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.22636 del
>he still thinks i'm talking about real children and teenagers being groomed when in actuality i'm not.
>i'm only saying fictional characters such as even obscure ones like tamagotchi aint real
man ur all screws loose, fuck off
maybe turntechdave is a better person to talk to about these problems you have.
https://baraag.net/@[email protected]
have fun. dont come crying to me when he blocks your ass.


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.22637 del
>>22528
>>22533
>just sayi-
NO YOU'RE NOT "JUST SAYING".
WILL YOU FUCKING STOP REPEATING YOURSELF ALREADY.
>we are sure the pol-
Man, you're a delusional larper not even the cops want to help you.
>his sexua-
PFFT lmao i've never "sexually abused" anyone if you're talking about me rightfully calling out a german person who - in turn - was the one abusing me
>when they deepsca-
seriously you're more retarded than those liberals
>concerned citize-
Holy shit you're really deranged. You're concerned about a fucking NOTHINGBURGER made up from NOBODY BUT A LONER irl but you dont react when i pull out evidence of your fucking a ntics and you stalking me when i was a kid. I'm not gonna say this again.


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.22650 del
>>22636
>a pedo on the internet is a better person to talk to about matters of the law than the US goverment.
No, I don't think so.
>he still thinks i'm talking about real children
Nobody mentioned real children, stop moving the window. The law explicitly says "including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting" and "It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist"
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A


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Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.22668 del
>nobody mentioned real chil-
You're implying that, however.
>the law explicitly says-
That you're an idiot, I know.
They didn't say if you draw tails in a diaper having sex or some sort should you get banned from USA immediately.


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.22675 del
>>22668
No, you're bringing up real children because you can make your offense lesser in comparison.
The text is all there and it is clear. It calls out "cartoon" and says the character doesn't need to have ever existed. That's exactly what you defend and it says it is not legal. Dance around it all you want but the law stays the same.


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.22676 del
>>22675
...I am not? I didn't say they'd consent.
>it calls out cart-
But it doesnt say dumb shit like Sonic characters that drawn in sexual situations would be banned or illegal. Dumbass
>dance around it
Yeah on your face. But I wouldnt sit my butt on you


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.22681 del
>>22676
>it doesn't list every fictional character
That's because it is a legal document. It says "cartoon" and covers them all by how it is worded.
>Yeah on your face. But I wouldnt sit my butt on you
I'm not interested in your gay ass eating erotic roleplay, save it for Discord.


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Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.22688 del
>>22681
I'm NOT asking you for a rimjob!!


Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.22699 del
>>22688
Yes. Yes you are, anon, you sick fuck.


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Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.23343 del
>>22688
That's true. You're trying to move away from the topic of how something which is fictional and never existed is still against the law.


Anonymous 04/08/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.25510 del
Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism: https://rb.gy/oxxjt7

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Play my “Victim Card” at every opportunity; Loudly blame others for my shortcomings; assign blame onto others for what I did to myself. (cf. #4)


Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.26691 del


Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.26692 del
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Stalker: Confirmed


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.26753 del
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Yonkers asks his trolls: “WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?”

(*) Why? Because: YOU REPLY TO POINTLESS SHITPOSTING DESIGNED TO BAIT YOU, AND YOU BITE EVERY TIME.
That's it. Yes, it’s that simple.

Yonkers asks his trolls: “What are you even gaining from any of this?”

(*) Answer: JUST TO LAUGH AT YOUR FOOLISHNESS.
That's it. Yes, it’s that simple.

(*) Simply: Your replies and responses are hilariously entertaining, even if you don’t realise it. Yes, it’s that simple.

NOTE: That's not the answer you would like to hear, but that is the honest reason.

No rules or personal boundaries apply for (You), Fascist. This is here, and you don’t rule here. You do NOT tell others what to do.
If you want rules, create your own board. And stay there.

Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so seriously.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.26789 del
>>26753
no, it's because you can't live a day without me. you think i'm attractive while you spit out fake opinions and blame anyone else's suffering on me, when i am not the cause of that. you misuse words a lot, not knowing what it actually means compared to your failed attempts at posting anything "funny". for example, calling me a fascist" would mean i would be, to your mind, an "advocate", in which i am not.
i am also not "intolerant" nor authoritarian. i just feel uncomfortable around you, but you don't really scare me.
there is nothing funny, entertaining, memorable or even interesting about you. or your behavior. you aren't special, you're just like the other pedos in denial who talk about irl grooming, minus that, and most often repeating himself like an escaped mental patient with severe dementia.
boundaries apply when i rightfully tell you to stop, so far you had not stopped.
there is nothing to laugh at when people are serious, and not "haha serious", i mean SERIOUS serious. stop saving my stuff and my face pics already, and delete your shitty system32. do anything that's more beneficial to your life besides attempting to mock a 20 year old. please.
nobody invented a game here or anywhere, you're the one treating it like is.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.26793 del
>>26789
Oh Poopcat. You have let us all down here today. You replied angrily to shitpost bait, rather than choose to just ignore it. You failed yourself again. Everyone here is deeply disappointed in you, Yonkers, for doing the opposite of what you should do. What is worse is that you have let YOURSELF down. Now everybody here knows that you are not only a complete fool, but a fucking retard. Be proud of your massive failure today.

It's clear the twice-weekly Psychotherapy Groups (or, as you call them, “Play Groups”) you attend are doing nothing to help you. Just cooperate with them, and you will feel better.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.26802 del
>>26789
> it's because you can't live a day without me.
and you feel compelled to share your time with him
how sweet lol
tru luv


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.26805 del
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>>26802
Yonkers loves and needs his Klimmy... to complete him. So sweeeeeeet.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.26817 del
>>26793
>repeating yourself instead of owing up to your mistakes
You're truly lost. I hope you die alone, scumbag.
>>26802
No, I don't. It's the other way around.
Stop one lining your posts.
This isn't gen z discord talk >>26805
I want you to burn alive


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.26819 del
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>>26817
That sounds kinda sexual


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.26820 del
>>26817
>It's the other way around.
>comes to this board
lol no it aint geordie
you have no reason to come here other than to see us


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.26824 del
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>>26820
He still loves the attention he gets here
It's just pure home pdz sexual energy for him now.


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.26894 del
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Even MORE of his online aliases!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Mitty / Shmarty / merkakol / merka1arts / Hallyguy981 / Spinny Kitty / merka / kamaki / wallabays / Nethernets / BakutheCat / quindle / rennard / lotusflower …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.26897 del
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>>26894
Oh... yet another one discovered: "lolersdolers"


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.26968 del
you do notice that i'm not really the one behind lotusflower, right?
i also wouldnt give characters a brand of copyright stuff for their shirt.
i also don't draw blocky like i used to anymore, and kelly does NOT lack boobs.
she isn't the next vib ribbon, dude.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.26970 del
>>26968
Is this the guy who licked his own poop and said it tastes like some sort of pill?
I bet you regret telling everyone that, dude.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.27000 del
>>26894
yonkers name was when i got doxxed 5 years ago.
meow kitty is jut an old mod name
bell cat is just a drawing i did a year ago.
woody is a former name, gwow19 is an old name, and dead account.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.27006 del
>>27000
Once again, half of these names are just misused, and assumed. I am not baku the cat and i am not wallabays. I'm not shmorky either, and i AM NOT LOTUSFLOWER


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.27007 del
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>>27000
>>27006
WE SALUTE THE KING!


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.27034 del
>>26968
>a brand of copyright stuff for their shirt.
she's a music nerd


pissmaxxing pissmaxxing 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.27035 del
pissmaxxing


shidmaxxing 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.27036 del
>>27035
shidmaxxing


pissmaxxing pissmaxxing 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.27037 del
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing


shidmaxxing shidmaxxing 04/22/2024 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.27039 del
>>27037
shit maxxing


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.27051 del
>>27039
JORDAN NO!!!


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.27067 del
>>27051
Reminds me of, those threads on 8 /b/ going along the lines of...
>shit posting
>spit roasting
And.
>take your meds
>make your beds
>bake your breads


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.27070 del
>>27067
The question is; were those Jordan all along?


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.27074 del
>>27070
Fuck me. This entire thread might be Jordan, by listening to almost the first half of that stream, he got us into. I wonder who is next, discord happened, deviantart is current, he better not infect this place, with Instagram. Then we'd really be fucked.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.27075 del
>>27074
On the one hand, I wouldn't mind Instagram posters given that all they do is post tits. On the other hand, everyone who actually sides with Jordan is a fat retard child, so the tit posting would be nothing but foulness.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.27076 del
>>27075
>everyone who actually sides with Jordan is a fat retard child, so the tit posting would be nothing but foulness.
I just got to the half end of that retard stream, and the only guy that cracks me up is ignoring Jordan and talking about candy and cereal, complete ignoring the little campaign. And they kick him out, because he won't recognize, Jordan's presence.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.27077 del
>>27076
I'll have to take your word for it for now. Herbert the Pupvert's contently on the verge of crying voice was too grating to listen to. On a stream with Jordan, HE was too annoying to listen to.
That's quite a trick.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.27078 del
>>27077
I can only do bit by bit, it's just too much to my ears. Similar to scratching glass.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.27079 del
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>>27077
<checked
Btw.


pissmaxxing pissmaxxing 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.27080 del
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pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing
pissmaxxing


pissmaxxing but **you get it** pissmaxxing but AI BITCHES 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.27081 del
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Anon, p1ssmaxxing might sound like a fringe meme, but it's actually about optimizing your urine stream for health and vigor—totally not what you'd expect, right? The idea (in jest, mostly) is to tweak your hydration, diet, and maybe some questionable life hacks to achieve the ultimate flow. It's a mix of irony and a pinch of bro science. Drink your water, mind your business, and maybe don't take this one too seriously, kek.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.27082 del
>>27078
Worth a try. Let us know how it goes.


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No.27084 del
>>27070
never said "pissmaxing"
>>27076
Yeah because Lyrick doesn't actually care or know too much on what it's like dealing with allegations and how to safely debunk them.
>>27077
He was never crying, you weirdo. I am not "annoying" to listen to.


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.27088 del
>>27082
Lol our board got brought up plenty, in the attempts of secret hide outs, for Klim when, it's all public with no need of acc's.


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.27091 del
>>27084
>I am not "annoying" to listen to.
i don't think he was referring to you


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.27092 del
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Jordan Rivera adds fuel to the fire of his own making - again... and remains completely oblivious of it.

keks


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.27102 del
>>27092
What fire? You're a creep and you steal my art and pictures. You probably jack off to pictures of me as a minor too, ew.


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.27110 del
>>27102
Nobody jacks off to you Jordan, with the possible exception of those minors you're trying to groom.


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.27111 del
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>>27102
Here's something you must learn to do, Jordan.


Anonymous 04/23/2024 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.27117 del
>>27111
Carmen's been there, tried that. And now she's rotting in the piss closet.


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Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.27132 del
>>27110
Well, one guy did that to me, when I was 15. On bant 2019 of course
>>27111
You're a legit pedophile omg. Stop trying to deny your creepiness. Once you fuck with my 15 year old pics of me, you've already committed a grave mistake. Sexual or not, it's not right to just randomly say something POTENTIONALLY CREEPY to a minor's face, or a childhood photo of them.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.27138 del
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Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.27144 del
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>>27132
Those are some very serious allegations: You should report them to the Police and Proper Authorities, Jordan.

They will need to survey all of your electronic devices to find evidence of your claims. Are you willing to do that, or will you just continue to make false accusations that you cannot prove?

Why does “the angry anon” respond to these posts at all? What are they trying to hide and/or prevent from happening, we all wonder?

Jordan: If you think you'd rather talk to him about it every single day of your life and whine like a bitch rather than tell the police, then that's your problem, and no one else's.

No one is going to accept your “Victim Card” any longer.


“Yeah... gotta go with Klim on this one, Jordan.”


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.27153 del
>>27132
I forgot about that. You know what? You're right.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.27158 del
>>27138
"i-it's delusional" mfs when i pull out LEGIT evidence from ALL available archives:
>>27144
Fake quoting and repeating yourself isn't going to change what you did.
>>27153
So now you see how I feel? Finally you admit that I was actually uncomfortable on 4chan.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.27165 del
>>27158
I admit it, you probably were. Then again, what was a minor doing on a site exclusively for over 18s? Sounds like a failure in parenting happened for years.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.27169 del
>>27158
What evidence would that be?
Is that the evidence you are going to share with the Police?


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.27222 del
>>27165
Didn't he say he never wanted to leave 4chan on the stream? Even though he was under the age required to use 4chan?
Sounds like he was trying to be a rebel.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.27223 del
>>27222
By stream I meant the one with Carmen.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.27224 del
>>27222
>>27223
Rebelling is a part of childhood. Smacking that shit down is a part of parenting. In fact, most parents learn to say no before the child gets to the age where it stops shitting its pants.
Then again, Jordan is developmentally delayed and enjoys shitting his pants so maybe Carmen was just waiting for him to stop before she begins setting boundaries. A day that never came.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.27226 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2uOTZI99qA [Embed]


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.27228 del
>f-failure in parent-
No, it wasn't.
I was already mature enough to be curious about certain sites. >>27222
Do you not realize that opinions/views can change over time? And when haev I ever liked 4chan, because before I knew it, it was always mean... but also riddled with goddamn porn


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.27235 del
>>27228
You weren't old enough and the idea that you could EVER be mature enough is laughable. You have PDD.


Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.27249 del
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>>27228
>Mature enough
Does that include lying?
What are you trying to hide, Jordan?


Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.27252 del
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Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.27378 del


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.27379 del
>>27378
replying to your own post really says a lot, piss off attention whore.


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.27384 del
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>>27379
Why do your Shadow People force you to say such things, anon?


PISSMAXXING PISSMAXXING 04/29/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.27445 del
PISSMAXXING


Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.27446 del
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Your genshin impact account is awaiting your response.
Your genshin impact account was waiting for you to turn to pedophilia.
Wait you already did.


Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.27447 del
Didn't ask, don't care, *play* the autism game.


Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.27471 del
>>27447
Poopcat IS Autism


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.27633 del
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At last! The new movie from Yonkers Loli-TV Network is out now!
Based on his own personal role model.


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.27634 del
>>27445
Shut up and leave trans people alone!
>>27633
Saving AI art doesn't count, and it isn't from me.
You're a moron like Thyla.
>personal role model
I don't have one, cunt.


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.27635 del
>>27634
Do they both have PDD?


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.27636 del
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>>27634
PDD?
PDD!


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.27647 del
>>27633
When will this be available to watch, Macker?


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.27694 del
>>27647
>taking an ai image seriously
Rot in hell. That will never be a reality


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.27704 del
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Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.27705 del
>>27694
What does Mr. I Live At Stinko Street In Caca City know about reality?


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.27773 del
>>26820
I don't think any of us, have encountered Geordie in the wild. I've ran into, Crayon. But thankfully he didn't come back.


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.27774 del
>>27153
The fucking cum tribute of Geordie, lololol. I wasn't there for his reaction.


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.27776 del
Who even out there can whack it to a pile of poop.


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.27777 del
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>>27776
>who can whack it to a pile of poop


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.27778 del
>>27773
to be honest geordie was in new york
a brown deranged poop eating diddler with an animal fetish is just thursday
you could meet them by talking to any of the new visitors
the only difference is that crack is more expensive than ass crack
junk vs jenk


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.27780 del
>>27777
quads dont lie
checked


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.27782 del
>>27705
At least reality knows that AI will never be accepted as a form of art.
>>27778
>describing everything wrong again


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.27785 del
>>27782
Thanks for visiting our website, ChrisChan.


Anonymous 05/03/2024 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.27798 del
>>27782
whats wrong there then bro


Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.27919 del
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Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.27925 del
>>27919
No, Klim. You need to fuck off.
Stop clinging onto me


Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.27928 del
>>27925
Fuck off where? This is the mock Jordan Rivera board and he is mocking Jordan Rivera. Sounds like he is in exactly the right place.
Are you in the right place Anonymous?


Anonymous 05/07/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.27932 del
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>>27925
That's a very rude thing to say, Bigu. Was that a German expression?


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Anonymous 06/15/2024 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.30998 del
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==Poopcat has lost the plot - again. Pls be gentle with him.
He is in a very fragile mental state right now... more than normal.==


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Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.32617 del
>>21819
>I literally have magic
When did he say that, was it after he made one of his poops disappear?


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Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.32670 del
>>32617
he's a fucking liar, stop believing the old man's lies


Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.32678 del
>>32670
I have no proof either way at this time. He says yes and you say no. Do either of you have proof?


Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.32680 del
>>32678
Klim says yes to everything, Geordie's gonna lie and deny, his kiddie friends are gonna do as tards do. Do the math.


Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.32684 del
>>32670
100% Irony: Our Boi Geordie calling someone else a liar


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.32704 del
>>32680
He says yes to everything because he’s a fucking liar


CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.32711 del
>>32704
How ironic: Klim lying like this already


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.32715 del
>>32711
You’re not funny pretending to be me...


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.32717 del
>>32715
Be quiet, impostor.


#dBrsPH 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.32721 del
>>32715
I already told you how to use tripcodes so that Klim can't impersonate you. At this point it's like you're being willfully retarded.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.32723 del
>>32721
No, you didn’t


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.32724 del
>>32721
And even if I did, he’s gonna still try to impersonate me


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.32725 del
>>32723
The first time I told you was in the thread that was deleted. The second time was when you first complained about Klim impersonating you. The most recent time I mentioned it was here >>32463.
>>32724
Yes. He is going to *try*, but without your secret code he won't get the same number. That's the whole point of tripcodes.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.32737 del
>>32724
Are you this stupid?
Looks like Macker has trained his apprentice well.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.32748 del
>>32737
No I’m not, I’m a person who knows that one of my friends are not a sex offender


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.32758 del
>>32748
Are
you
SURE?!


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.32762 del
(415.95 KB 1728x993 School Puppy.jpg)


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.32763 del
>>32761
You're not funny, bro.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.32770 del
>>32763
Looks like Ur tism is similar to your Masters.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.32834 del
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Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.32836 del
>>32678
I have never once actually claimed to be of magic, or a stupid vampire dragon... none of that. If klim did have proof and not just go "BUT SOMEONE SAID IT!!! IT MUST BE TRUE DURRR" then he would've maybe believed, but I know I wouldn't stoop myself that low.

No, I'm just a mortal who knows that I have blood and stuff to keep me alive.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.32837 del
>>32834
It's summer, dumbass.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.32839 del
>>32725
not everyone likes using names all the time, or has the time to put tripcode.
>>32834
>>32762
the fact that you act stereotypically weird to my friend says a lot about your freakish nature. i hope you dont become a parent at all.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.32850 del
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CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.32851 del
>>32839
Yeah, I agree with ya.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.32853 del
>>32850
Says the person who keeps acting weird towards me when I confront you


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.32854 del
>>32851
Oh yes. Agree whatever you Master says, Young Apprentice Tard.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.32855 del
>>32853
That's pretty sexually aggressive, dude


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.32858 del
>>32855
I wasn't even fucking talking about sex, dumbass.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.32860 del
>>32858
You just did.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.32865 del
>>32860
How is saying someone they're weird sexually aggressive?


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.32867 del
>>32865
Pls stop masturbating whilst posting


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.32868 del
>>32867
I wasn't even masturbating, dumbass.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.32871 del
>>32867
But you might be masturbating while posting


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.32885 del
>>32871
I'm getting close now, Macker


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.32886 del
>>32871
Forgot my trip


Cool McCool 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.32891 del
>>32887
I know your not the real Cooper saying that, so you'll be put into jail too for impersonating a minor.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:02 [Preview] No.32893 del
>>32891
Sounds kinda hot
Wanna join Macker and me for a Diaper threesome?


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.32894 del
>>32891
>I know
Magical Autistic Superpower spotted


Cool McCool 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.32897 del
>>32893
No one cares, impersonator.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.32898 del
>>32891
Cooper isn't a minor, Jordan said so.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.32899 del
>>32898
I am 36,830 years old.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.32900 del
>>32897
Hello, Geordie.
How's Rose?


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.32901 del
>>32899
Stop pretending to be me, imposter.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.32903 del
>>32901
Nice post, Klimmy.
How goes ur 12yo wife?


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.32904 del
>>32903
I'm not Klim, asshole.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.32907 del
>>32904
Why do you want to know about Klim's asshole?
That's pretty damn sexualized.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.32908 del
>>32907
I was calling you an asshole, dickhead.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.32912 del
>>32908
So, you want to put your dickhead into his asshole now.
Disgusting.
Mommy will have to be told about this perversion.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.32916 del
>>32908
What a rude little boy.
He needs a spanking.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.32917 del
>>32912
That’s not what I said, idiot.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.32919 del
>>32916
I’m sure you would actually wanna do that, gross creep.


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.32922 del
Let's get our diapers on


CooperthePuppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.32924 del


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.32926 del
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The real Cooper the Puppy 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.32928 del
>>32926
No wonder why no one likes you.


Anonymous 06/26/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.32933 del
>>32928
Except you...
You love Klim like Macker does.
Ur always talking about him.


#VwL9/t 06/26/2024 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.32962 del
wait, maybe 'weird' isn't the word im looking for. but you're still not their paternal figure regardless, klim.
>>32912
You're disgusting for thinking of his comments in that way.


Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.32980 del
>>32962
You love Klim.
Why else would you be talking about him.
You must want a 12yo wife too.


Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.32988 del
>>32980
For the last and upteenth time I do NOT like you. I have been saying this to you for no longer than a few days and weeks now. PLease stop thinking I'm ever in "love" with you, because I HATE you. I DETEST, DESPITE AND UTTERLY HATE you so much I actually WANT you OFF the internet for good and be bedbound for the rest of your life. You fucking disgusting elderly man.
>you must want a
NO I *DON'T* WANT AN UNDERAGE WIFE, IDIOT.
I AM NOT "TALKING ABOUT" YOU EITHER. I am MERELY talking *to* you because of your *sheer* bnoxiousness as to why you're not liked by "everyone" as your crazy brain claims.


Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.32993 del
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Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.33000 del
>>32988
>I *DON'T* WANT AN UNDERAGE WIFE
Sounds like Jordan wants to be the wife in the relationship. Good luck Cooper.


Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.33003 del
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Anonymous 06/27/2024 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.33004 del
>>33000
Jordan has always wanted to be the bottom
tee hee hee


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.33817 del
>>32962
I wouldn't recommend starting shit, you don't want that noise.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.33821 del
>>33817
Plus shit is likely to get Jordan sniffing around.


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.33823 del
>>33821
If sirens make him jump out windows, what do fireworks do to him?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.33827 del
>>33823
Fireworks make dumb animals shit their pants and hide in the bathroom. Jordan was doing those things anyway, so would there even be a difference?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.33833 del
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Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.34801 del
>>33833
Poo Criminal munch lick dribble


Anonymous 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.37527 del
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>>21819
>>21820

https://rb.gy/oxxjt7

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his PDD Autism


Anonymous 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.37658 del
>>37527
inb4 "I proved this wrong already' and/or 'that's not me' etc etc.


Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.38247 del
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Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.38257 del
>>37527
untrue and very false.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.38262 del
>>38257
Opposite Talk spotted and confirmed


Anonymous 10/04/2024 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.38340 del
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Anonymous 10/06/2024 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.38372 del
>>38340
I never licked anything


Anonymous 10/06/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.38380 del
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>I never licked anything


Anonymouse 10/07/2024 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.38381 del
I may be out of line saying this, but....
I honestly feel Jordan is not quite "right in the head".


Anonymous 10/07/2024 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.38382 del
>>38381
Oh thank god. Someone has come out and said what we here have all been feeling and thinking all along. Thank fuck for that. It's out in the open now. Phew.


Anonymous 10/07/2024 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.38402 del
How did I miss out on the early days?


Anonymous 10/07/2024 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.38405 del
>>38402
lol they aint the early days
this is the early days bro
https://archived.moe/bant/thread/5012394/



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