>>39000
no way its yonkers!

>>39001
Yonkers used his mysterious magical powers to close the site down already! He has that much authority!

>>39002
are you retarded? the site is not closed down.

>>39003
Jordan can now make his OWN board again!

>>39041
kill yourself klim
>>39056
those aren't the same ones you're expecting, though. chino isnt even hosting the board, *or* crayon.

>>38997
Okay, what happened to topkek world?!

>>39146
Yonkers used his supranatural powers to kill it with poop.

>>39146
Someone tell me what happened to it. :( Why is it gone?!! There wasnt even fucking porn on it!!!!

>>39148
Jordan said it was to be killed off, so it happened as he said it would. He has so much power over the internet!

>>39148
its back bitches frontend was updated

>>39155
Looks like Bunny loves semen!

>>39150
fuck off klim
>>39155
thank you
now dont let it happen again please.

>>39157
Semen is healthy

>>39157
>dont let it happen again

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.

Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.

Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?

>>39159
Stop posting about fucking semen you idiot. There's a reason why I banned your clueless ass, it's stuff like this.
>>39160
None of this was from any "diary"... I've never written a diary.

And no, Fig is NOT my future wife. I do not want wives, dude. I do not "love" her.

The attention thread was merely a bad joke, but it wasn't anything serious or malicious. I don't care who wrote this obvious copypaste, it is clearly fake. I know damn well I would not write anything like this, or care this much about a "fig". I never really cared that much about them as a person or artist.
>>39162
Hey, your shitty "board cycle" is pretty damn inaccurate.
First off, yes I did create a board but not for thieves and stalkers like you.
Second, I do understand who you are. I can tell by the recent posts of semen and "pretending to be a different person" schtick. Don't tink I forgot you were pretending to be a fake user from a furry site, but then again 9chan is a fever dream, so you wouldnt care.
Third, anyone can post on the board, but the global rules AND general rules have to be followed. No exceptions.
Four, I did not complain about the lack of posts. I was merely doing a roleplay, mind you. And you claim it was the other way around; as well as causing "usual" mischief.
Fifth that new board was a test, lmao. I wouldnt be surprised if there were actually a few more boards, but I wouldnt complain. The site did just start after all.

>>39164
Oh good god... he did it yet again!!!

>>39235
Ffs, I finally post on his board and it's dead again.

>>39238
Poopers will blame you! Lulz

What
An
Amazing
Original
Artistic
Insight

>>39243
A beautiful artistic tribute

>>39243
>>39244
kill yourself.
>>39235
correction:
you killed it
because i kept banning your ass for a reason

>>39262
Macker Killed Himself because Yonkers told Jordan he must do what Mittens told Kitty God to do.

>>38997
bring back the website

>>39332
>bring back the website
People need it as a place for underage boys to gather so they can jerk off with each other fantasising about wearing diapers...

>>39335
Klim fuck off.

There's a reason no one made /baaa2/ over there.

>>39344
A Jordan board is the kiss of death for up and coming altchans. End is the only alt robust enough to support a /baaa/ and survive.

>>39356
The Blessed End! lulz

>>39356
No, it's because the actual owner of the board didnt give two fucks or more for its hosting session. They could've picked something actually free, and maybe function like endchan and NOT close down??? And maybe not randomly log people out of their session too, like this board does?

It's not a kiss of death for altchans just because I've made my OWN board there. Dumbass.
>>39344
Because it's faux and no one wants to go to it?
>>39342
>>39335
Klim no one wants to post literal underage boys

>no one wants to post literal underage boys
little boy where did you go
my anus is waiting uwu

>>39372
theyre not a minor, retard
>li-
kill yourself
>my anu-
kill. yourself.

>>39379
Stop reflecting, Wigger

>>39379
>theyre not a minor
lol you said that about cooper

>>39378
Yoink must jerk his button mushroom to this cute little boy.

>>39363
>No, it's because the actual owner of the board didnt give two fucks or more for its hosting
Which is why you're the canary in the coal mine, we let you make a board and see how it does. Site goes down, nothing of value lost
>session
Why are you using the word session? Do you mean services? Or are just unfamiliar with hosting services entirely?
>They could've picked something actually free
>Like?
>and maybe function like endchan and NOT close down???
Try following 22, 28, perfect, on their standards. They refuse user created boards for a reason.
>And maybe not randomly log people out of their session too, like this board does?
Again idk what you're talking about.

>>39429
>we
You barely care about new websites that last longer or are newer, MUCH functional, and better than NOT copypasting any image or whatever Topkek was made of. You dont even join them.
>site goes down-
Because the owner lazily neglected his crap software. Again.
>W-w-why are y-y-you-
Do you know what an account is? Retard.
You're supposed to have an ACCOUNT to make a BOARD on *Endchan*. You can't have it magically mean something different in this case.
Please, actually learn to read.
>22, 2-
Retarded.
Not to mention the fucking website refreshed when you DO post a reply OUTSIDE THE THREAD. That's not how it should be for every board. That's why I chose Vichan-like websites.

Not having/be able to create a user board is fucking stupid.

>again idk what you're tal-
okay, maybe i should make a fucking video on what i mean then, RIGHT?
just go to your account and try to see if it stays logged in for about "longer" than a few hours.

>>39363
>It's not a kiss of death for altchans just because I've made my OWN board there.
Prove it.
>Dumbass
Still waiting on those I.Q. test results you keep forgetting to post...

>>39441
>>39442
But then again 🙄 the proposed development approval process will not against development is required for the action 😉 and will also happen for you this year and you 😉 have to psychically pull it out and put it in.

>>39442
Maybe you should. No habla autismo.