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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No. 101453
kids pool edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>100403


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.101534 del
First for Remco


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.101567 del
>uno-x in yellow
lame


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.101571 del
>Pogi can’t even defend yellow against jobbers
It’s over


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.101573 del
>>101568
>>101570
m8s, get a load of this cunt


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.101575 del
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flip the stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.101576 del
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pidkek bike swap


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.101577 del
phwoar, giant gap now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.101578 del
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poor kevin has probably brailsford telling him non-stop to win the stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101579 del
too ez for mads


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101580 del
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business idea: OTL the whole peloton.
2nd business idea: Vacek wins the tour.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101581 del
Completely retarded to give traen 12 minutes. Any team fighting for a top 10 should be helping now lmao


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.101582 del
Ummm isn't Traen actually good


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.101583 del
>>101581
it's only 6 minutes and most contenders


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.101584 del
so euh is nobody gonna attack, you can't get away on the downhill guys


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101585 del
>>101582
mostly just jobbing around


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101586 del
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mads burning matches hunting movistar jobbers


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101587 del
disaster for Lidl if they don't win this


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.101588 del
frigo looks like an absolute mouthbreather


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.101589 del
>>101587
Mads HAS to win this right?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.101590 del
>>101588
Imagine him with the UAE juice next year.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.101591 del
the fuck was that by vauquelin
does he have a lidl contract


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.101592 del
>>101589
His two lead-out men for today both have a better sprint than most others in this group. If Lidl chokes this it's real bad.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.101593 del
Simmons betrayal incoming


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.101594 del
trek doing what bora can only dream of
absolute domination in this stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.101595 del
Vacek glowing


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.101596 del
respect to the movistar boys atleast
the others, lame


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.101597 del
Vacek-Mads-Quinn is a bit OP


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.101598 del
>>101586
Tour is on?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.101599 del
>>101598
yes today's favorite is built like a sumo wrestler


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.101600 del
>>101598
4th stage already


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101601 del
1. MADS
2. CAPTAIN AMERICA


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101602 del
phwoar


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101603 del
>>101598
a fat guy just won


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.101604 del
Much happy, Fads.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.101605 del
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a win for body positivity


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.101606 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.101607 del
>>101599
Can't pedal without muscles.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101608 del
>>101603
Gud.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101609 del
You could tell from his celebration how relieved he was finally winning something this year.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101610 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.101611 del
>>101609
it’s been a long year for Mads


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.101612 del
>>101609
yeah, happy for him


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.101613 del
>>101610
Why?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.101614 del
How come Træen looks Latino?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.101615 del
>>101583
Jegat has a 9minute gap now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.101616 del
>>101614
Probably has a Norwegian dad who found a brown wife somewhere and brought her back home. He has kind of Asian looking eyes.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.101617 del
>>101616
Yeah, same as that Lolland guy.
Staining the bloodline so hard, yuck.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.101618 del
>>101615
but he wasn't going for top 10 according to himself


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.101619 del
Nth for Oumi Sexo


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.101620 del
>>101617
This is better than dying alone for these incels. They all come from Thailand, like 90% of the Thailand migrants in Norway are female


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.101621 del
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>>101619


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.101622 del
>>101605
To honour Fads I just inhaled a whole package of Kinder Bueno


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101623 del
>>101606
Good post


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101624 del
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captain america just held back and would have won


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101625 del
>>101624
Mada has most soulful celebrations


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101626 del
The team formerly known as Israel humbled by Bora boys in Romania.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101627 del
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>listen mads, I gave you the victory, now you have to give Greenland to America


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.101628 del
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>>101627


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.101629 del
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ramses will win the tour


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.101630 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.101631 del
>1 climbing stage till stage 10
troon is scoring 1000 points+


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101632 del
>>101631
he'll sadly loose the jersey the day after tomorrow already


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101633 del
let's check the velotoober predictions:
>s1 - Ineos (Godon or Vauquelin)
In hindsight I don't know why visma wasn't rated higher
>s2 - Pogi
well, he technically gave it away
>s3 - breakaway victory (mohoric, verstrynge, benoot, healy, plapp, some uno-x rider)
yes, well
>s4 - reduced sprint (mads, godon)
you could call it that


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101634 del
>>101622
excellent choice


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.101635 del
>>101632
it doesn't matter they won't bump him out the top 5


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.101636 del
>>101631
Yeah Traenchuds will be dining out in five star hotels


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.101637 del
>>101629
lmao, wtf happened today?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.101638 del
>>101637
oldskool cyclismo is back


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.101639 del
O'Brien Kelland OTL


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.101640 del
>>101630
OK hear me out.
He looks like Lance and some Thaiviet had a son.
Or should I put on my blue hat.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.101641 del
>>101637
they let a 30+ rider break go, for the few low tier gc runners not in the break but aiming for a top 10 this was basically super GAU


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.101642 del
>>101640
he kinda looks like some brown lance/porte fusion


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.101643 del
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Is this possibly a cuckqueen situation


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.101644 del
>>101622
tip - put kinderbueno in your fridge, a cold kinderbueno as post ride snack (or 6) is mega


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.101645 del
>>101643
She really look like your average parisian goldigger


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.101646 del
>double Senhora da Graça second last stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.101647 del
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>>101646
incredible
and Nych is just getting into shape again


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.101648 del
>pessi


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.101649 del
What is this, how is Hess' homeland suddenly good at football.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.101650 del
>>101648
MESSI MESSI MESSI


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.101651 del
Nevermind.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.101652 del
>>101613
I dunno the story of it. He could have passed them easily.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.101653 del
MESSI MESSI MESSI


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.101654 del
Ramsesbros..


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.101655 del
wanted egypt to win tbh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.101656 del
>>101655
all these teams make the same mistake, they're ahead they play great attacking footbal and then just turtle up at the end
they'll just barrage you with attacks till you lose


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.101657 del
Is this always this amorphic white noise from the stands?
Like being in a very crowded concert hall before the band comes out.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.101658 del
riggi cucktini


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.101659 del
>>101656
no, they just have worse endurance so they run out of steam earlier


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.101660 del
>>101659
they should just dope


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.101661 del
>>101660
Bert cyclists are like little babies compared to football players when it comes to dope.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.101662 del
>>101660
They do

Why does everyone pretend like only cycling has a doping problem


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.101663 del
>>101661
>>101662
dope even more


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.101664 del
>>101660
8 tunesians were busted on clenbuterol vs the Netherlands


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.101665 del
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I hear dope ? yes please


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.101666 del
>>101664
those are such ancient ways like Pogba with his roids
they pay 100's of millions to these players, I need to see NANOMACHINE DOPING


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.101667 del
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man looks like argentinia struggled big time it would've been amazing if they lost to brown people, the memes would've been off the charts


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.101668 del
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>Moonen Puck, professional cyclist, age 24
>ITT, 13.8km, 37.158 km/h
>BERTACEK Bert, wattlet, age middle
>ITT, 13.78km, 38.1 km/h

and if I rode an hour or two later (zonder 100% humidity) and the road would be closed, I would be attacking stratospheric speeds


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.101669 del
>>101668
what are those watts looking like


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.101670 del
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>>101668
>>101669
Negative split even


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>>101668
hell yeah I knew it puck's in the mud


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.101672 del
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>>101668


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.101673 del
>>101670
lekker


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.101674 del
>>101670
while I was riding on a bike path some car with Sl*vakian was rolling slowly on the road with their future Sagan kid riding his bike behind the car. what a weird sight.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.101675 del
should be Sl*vakian numberplate


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.101676 del
>>101674
>>101675
What do you think of countries that are insecure enough to put their country symbol on a license plate?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.101677 del
>>101668
>>101670
Utterly based


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.101678 del
>>101676
I like Switzerland and Germany having their local state flags on the plates. Germans go even further with the first letters indicating what Landkreis the car is from.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.101679 del
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>Troon 81
>Vacek 501


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.101680 del
>>101678
US plates are chaotic in comparison


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.101682 del
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>>101679
Grug winning move here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.101683 del
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>>101682
>grug
>move
>winning


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.101684 del
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>Grug lives in Spain most of the year
>is somehow still a heatlet


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>>101684
enlightened knowledge here: Everybody is a heatlet it just fucks bigger people with big watts more than it fucks smaller people with smaller watts. It works the same for everyone, even if you're as acclimatized to heat as you can be you still lose performance. If you need to push z5/6 to keep up with the guys pushing just over z4 you're in a pickle here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.101686 del
lipowitz (much heavier than all the other gc guys) also says he's struggling with the heat atm although he always says he's satisfied with his performance after every stage.
This of course means he will pop the fuck off once we're at altitude and it gets cooler


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.101687 del
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>>101686
I choose to believe in this cope


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.101688 del
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>>101640
traen unironically had testicular cancer, coincidence?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.101689 del
>>101688
truly the new Lance


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.101690 del
>>101668
based


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>>101688
Yes but does he still have his balls?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.101692 del
>>101670
Had near zero doubts this would be the case.
>krtekthumbsup.jog


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.101693 del
>>101685
Perfect sense, more mass to cool down, more hemoglobin to be pumped, more fluids and electrolytes to keep it going.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.101694 del
>>101693
yep more watts also means your body itself produces more heat


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.101695 del
>>101687
He has been way better this year than on the early punchy stages last Tour, so I think it is looking promising for the Lipobeast


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.101696 del
>>101691
pretty sure he does yeah because he caught it in time


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.101697 del
>>101685
if morbidly obese Mads can do it Mattje should be able to


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.101698 del
>>101697
mads was fresh since he didn't do anything the previous days while grug attempted to do things the previous days, thus not being fresh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.101699 del
>>101698
Yes, well.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.101700 del
>>101698
yeah, RIP yellow Grug


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suissebert celebrating


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.101702 del
>>101685
It's impossible that there isn't a genetic aspect to heat adaptation


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.101703 del
>>101702
I think it depends on what you do
I remember Wellens saying UAE gave him a massive crash course into it by taking hot baths and cycling in those dust suits.
I think mads also does that.
Grug does not seem like someone willing to do that however


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.101704 del
>>101703
Because grug doesn't care. He has 3 races he targets every year and they're all in april. Honestly I respect it, he's just doing the tour because canyon wants it. I just wished I put the 10 pts on the norgay instead


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.101705 del
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Kek, every year there is a story about UNO-X and it basically just reads
>so I had to take a lots of drugs a couple of years ago, but I came back STRONGER


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.101706 del
>>101701
I went to bed. Fifa is rigging it for Messi, Egypt was right. it's so over for us next round.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.101707 del
Fuck it's already 26,time to run


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.101708 del
no Gall at the Tour of Austria, but Mühlburger who trained for the tour de france gets to turn his anger into something productive.
the 6 world tour teams starting are filled with ynr names.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.101709 del
Russians back in the olympics. Vlasov will reach full power again


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.101710 del
>Run along the beach, swim to get cool, go to the neigbhors to get fresh fruits
You cannot suffer in Abruzzo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.101711 del
>>101710
Am I the only wage slave here left


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.101712 del
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They look so disappointed in grug


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.101713 del
>>101712
peculiar elf ears on the boonen fella


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.101714 del
>>101712
>me and some fellow grug pickers


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.101715 del
>>101707
16C, I'd say it was a bit too fresh after almost two weeks of stupid temps.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.101716 del
>>101712
Who is the standing guy.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.101717 del
>>101716
Me


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.101718 del
>>101713
HGH ears, look at Messy


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>>101717
You're.. not a big guy.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.101720 del
>>101712
boners business ventures aren't going to well?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.101721 del
>>101714
To be fair David said he wasn't picking grug for his sporza team


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.101722 del
>>101721
He knew, the bastard


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.101723 del
>>101716
>karl from new church


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.101724 del
>>101702
sure but the human body works the same for everyone, a rise in core temperature fucks with everyone. A 40 degree fever is bad for everyone


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.101725 del
>>101724
Yeah the general thing is that it's bad, but some people cope with it better than others. One good guess is the salt makrs, if you have them it means you're not completely adpated


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>>101702


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.101727 del
on the slovakian country side for a week, trying some gravel KOMs today. lets hope I am not getting mauled by some bear


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.101728 del
https://x.com/francetvsport/status/2074497244510761236
Based ASO using honey traps to make sure france cycling talent is still relevant in 20 years


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Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.101730 del
>>101729
Remco's was better


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.101731 del
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axeltaard handing out one star to your zoidls, hofbauers and alberto montis


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.101732 del
>>101731
>Carlos Rodriguez

The man has lost it completely


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.101733 del
>>101731
Finlay fooking pickering


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.101734 del
Why can I see someone type a post about slovakia wtf


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.101735 del
>>101734
you can enable realtime draft sharing on the bottom


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.101736 del
>>101734
>>101735
very cool stuff


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.101737 del
>>101735
But it's not turned on and I see polebert typing


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.101738 del
>>101737
spooky


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.101739 del
>>101737
he is in your computer right now


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.101740 del
>>101737
I'm in your pc bert


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Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.101742 del
I smell a GIRMAY victory with a hint of GODON second


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.101743 del
>Merlier 2.75
>Philipsen 3.25
>Kooij 5.5
>Birmay 6
>Pedersen 19
>Poel 41
>Fretin 51
>Kanter 51
>De Kleijn 67
>Godon 81
...
>Vacek 101
>Pogacar 151
>Pidcvckk 301


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.101744 del
>>101742
I am more curious about the inevitable career ending chutes fatates that are bound to happen


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.101745 del
>>101744
sure hope fate hits MERLIER, PHILIPSEN and KOOIJ but spares my guys


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.101746 del
Cosnefraud
>Already 30 years old
>Riding for UAE
I am still having trouble accepting both are true


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.101747 del
>>101741
what's exactly is froome's job at the tour and for Skoda again?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.101748 del
>>101747
mascot I would assume


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.101749 del
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thank you based algorithm


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.101750 del
>>101749
Should have never left


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.101751 del
Rode the TT bike for two hours yesterday, position felt bad. I bought a 300e saddle, it artived today, and a one-hour ride felt absolutely great. Paypiggery is worth it berts


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>>101751


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.101753 del
>>101751
Jesus I would think weeks about buying such a saddle and the paylords here don't even bat an eye


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.101754 del
>>101751
well paid


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.101755 del
Veistrofferchads are BACK. For 10 points or something but whatever


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.101756 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b4Rr_7y068U [Embed]

Made for summer /bert/ cycling camps (mit ponchos)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.101757 del
I saw some tt saddles for around 700 bucks or maybe even a thousand lately, been shopping to replace an ism on the verge of disintegration. Settled for a chyna saddle for like 55 bucks after it was the only one that fit my criteria, it's pretty good. More than 220g lighter than the ism too which puts my road bike even further into illegality


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.101758 del
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stolen from rusbert


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.101759 del
It's time.


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>>101753
what say you to this (there are cheaper versions for 500)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.101761 del
>>101751
>€€€€€€
>€
>€€€€€€
>€
>€€€€€€


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Squeaking of money, it's finally payday!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.101763 del
>>101762
Already been discussed


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.101764 del
This is boring. Can't even think of any mouse puns anymore. Can someone ask AI to generate a few?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.101765 del
Or maybe I should ask... Elon Mousek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.101766 del
>>101756
I miss it like you wouldn't believe


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>>101764
>Witty Puns for Conversations:"You cheddar believe it!""That's nacho ordinary mouse.""Life is gouda with you."


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.101768 del
the boy on the sled is eating straw


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.101769 del
>>101767
Hmm not great


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.101770 del
>>101767
I won't pay you any Mäuse for those.


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don't mind me, I'm just double posting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.101772 del
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styria, not my home
seixas is gonna regret leaving Mühlberger at home just for Kooij to sprint for 5th place today.


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every town in Habsburg lands looks the same


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August and Molleman lachés


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.101775 del
>spray irrigation in the middle of a blazing hot day
don't you have laws against that?


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mühlberger wins
vermaercke 2nd


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wait, UAE acutally gave Christen a half decent NC jersey? Hirschi had a shitty one.


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don't have time to watch the final of this slurpfest sprint stage.
but for the veistroffer pickers, there you have your points.


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the list of French fraudulence


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>>101780


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it's the 3 mousquetairs. I think irl one of them died trying to conquer Maastricht or so.


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donate blood please, the bloodbags aren't going to fill by itself.


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fads


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.101788 del
>cote de balai


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.101789 del
rumor is remco will attack in the hills


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.101790 del
>>101789
Insh'Allah


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.101791 del
He's getting the intermediate sprint !! So an extra 12pts for our fellow Veistroffer believers


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.101792 del
>>101760
buy it for me


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.101793 del
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Lonely rider
You've been down too long in the french pais.
Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the tiger
You can see his watts but you know he's clean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.101794 del
>>101792
have you much use for it?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.101795 del
I learn now Seixas has a younger brother who UAE wants to sign. Those sleezy oilnaggers fr


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.101796 del
>>101794
none


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.101797 del
>>101796
the saddle shall remain unpurchased


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.101798 del
>>101797
I see how it is, racism against freds


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.101799 del
Let him take the kom too 🙏


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.101800 del
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this is what I'm paying 50 bucks a year for


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.101801 del
>>101798
so it seems


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.101802 del
>>101799
peleton is uber slurping so he gets it


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.101803 del
PCS sex van spotted


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.101804 del
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Did the tv signal cut away to not show the Peace See As van again?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.101805 del
>>101803
oh well, ASO slipped this time


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.101806 del
>>101805
he's allowed again since covering up his marketing


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.101807 del
Feltet tells me Rogla is looking for a new team for next year. Will Q36.5 offer him 13 mil perhaps?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.101808 del
jesus de kleijn is absolutely obese


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.101809 del
>>101808
How did he survive the other days?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.101810 del
>>101809
his tracker disappeared on the stage de lie died so they probably let him hang on the car for a while


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>>101807


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.101812 del
Picnic train forming at the front


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.101813 del
You got all the points needed Baptistes, you can rest for tomorrow


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.101814 del
dude weed lmao is alive


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.101815 del
Grug spotted


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.101816 del
🫡 veistroffer


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.101817 del
respect to veistroffer, top lad


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.101818 del
chapo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101819 del
>>101817
Breakaway points baby!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101820 del
jesus I can already tell they're going to crash, so many mediocre sprinters with a 5 man train


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101821 del
I've seen enough, Kanter wins today.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.101822 del
>>101821
KOOJ
O
O
J


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.101823 del
Ineos putting full train for GAUDON


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.101824 del
I keep forgetting godon isn't in the french jersey


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.101825 del
>FDJ train
lol lmao


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.101826 del
>>101825
They even have guillaume martin in it kek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.101827 del
jesus that cofidis train, even izagirre going ham


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101828 del
chute


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101829 del
>>101827
This is so funny, they're here 4km too early too


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101830 del
someone's fucked bigly a caja guy is not getting up


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.101831 del
>>101830
nasty funnel that corner


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101832 del
chute comicale, what even was that. Slow chute into the greenery


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101833 del
Chute comicale


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101834 del
>>101830
oldani, molenaar or balderstone


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101835 del
SEIXAS is 10+s ahead of Gr. Maillot Jaune, interesting
>>101834
I think it was molenaar


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.101836 del
kanterpickers feasting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101837 del
lekker kooij, perfect position on those astana wheels


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101838 del
Yes, well. Let's talk about the horrible positioning of the 12 points sprinters. I want my velocoins back.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101839 del
KOOIJ
KANTER
MERLEL (?)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101840 del
who was that taking a nap there at 2km?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101841 del
huub artz 4th??????


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101842 del
godon complete failure was like 20 meters behind the action, kwab


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101843 del
grug didn't even leadout, what a lazy fuck lmao
just go mtb


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101844 del
>3 guys in
>will still be outpointed because refused to pick the nigger or kanter


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101845 del
traen chuted as apparently did campenaerts (trine not amused)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101846 del
astana having the only functional train is wild


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101847 del
>Kanter
god damn it


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101848 del
>>101843
Canyon urgently needs a victory or bertaczek will buy a bike from another company.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101849 del
>>101843
Good that he's messing with other's people velocoins


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what a sprint kek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.101851 del
>>101844
please stop, it makes things very unpleasant


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101852 del
>>101844
black pride worldwide


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101853 del
Kein Kantersieg as you would say in German


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101854 del
>>101851
Good.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.101855 del
>>101851
does it really bother you? how have you used 4chan in the last 10 years, it's probably the most posted word


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.101856 del
>>101844
I picked Wærenskjold instead of Kanter in solidarity with my Norge brothers. Too bad he fucking sucks at positioning.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.101857 del
>>101821
he was close (not really)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.101858 del
guarantee this chute was caused by a fake makeshift train dude that is used to climbing and not this work


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.101859 del
sprinting is dead


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.101860 del
>>101859
long live sprinting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.101861 del
still forced to pick a sprinter in the 'goomble


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.101862 del
surely you all picked KANTER as well


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.101863 del
>>101862
no because I'm a RETARDED NIG- *POW* >head explodes as I am taken out by burgerberts magnum


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.101864 del
>>101855
yeah it's incredibly offensive, I don't think there's an equivalent

I only used cyc and it wasn't.. that bad


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.101865 del
>>101864
How did you end up on 4chan without being racist?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.101866 del
30km solo tomorrow?


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>>101865
>mfw bert is a born-again anti-racist


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.101868 del
hahaha that cofidis chute comicale


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.101869 del
>P. Seixas +10
>Gr. Maillot Jaune +22
hmm, surely this was just a wet dream


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.101870 del
>>101866
Nein.
Too far. Pog's just going to smash the climbing winies in the sprint again.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.101871 del
>>101865
back in the day it wasn't really, just a bit Edgy


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.101872 del
>>101871
>the spiteful mutant has to gaslight and shapeshift, it's what he does


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.101873 del
>>101871
dude they literally made swasitkas out of black men in habbo hotel...


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.101874 del
>Alex Molenaar remembers nothing of crash
lol and they'll just let him start tomorrow


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.101875 del
>Jonas Vingegaard avoids time loss due to bike change in hectic finale
top kek, the memco special


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.101876 del
I started reading the first law trilogy and has me in absolute chokehold do recommend it to lovers of the grim dark


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.101877 del
>>101874
will be unable to ride for like 3 months afterward after they are surprised hes crocked


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.101878 del
>>101877
I think taco van der hoorn was out for almost a year


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.101879 del
>>101751
Sqlab 613 R ltd. Team Carbon is only €250 THOUGH


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holy moly wish I was such a beast


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.101881 del
Huub Artz was only 4, why did you not pick him


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.101882 del
>>101881
someone said he crashed


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.101883 del
>>101876
Yeah it's great. But it left me feeling really depressed.
But then again Glokta is a great character so I finished the books just to see what happens to him.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.101884 del
>>101881
not a goonbler
any other question ?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.101885 del
>not a goombler
>not a roicist
>doesn't ride a bike
What else is there in life?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.101886 del
>>101885
what a faggot lmao.


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Grim scenes in the zwift mines today. And then a chill one outside as cooldown.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.101888 del
>>101885
you seem confused
anyway the answer to your hypothetical scenario is: ciclismo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.101889 del
>>101885
it is grim


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S6 /bet/

>Pogacar 1.4
>Toro 13
>Vingegaard 17
>Paret 21
>Seixas 26
>Carapaz Montenegro 29
>Martinez 34
>Baudin 34
...
>Evenepoel 41
>Lipowitz 67
>Holand 81
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Vacek 151
>Voklen 201


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.101891 del
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>>101890
del taco above vingo?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.101892 del
>>101883
well shit I’m book one still, have you read the rest of his “first law world” books?
Glokta is a great character I like how the author centers around characters and their very limited view in the world. Not too much worldbuilding crap.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.101893 del
>>101891
>toro goes solo and nobody chases


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.101894 del
>>101882
He did, but inconsequentially, I have checked. I have also checked BITTNER is pretty much fine, which is also true, but I still overcommitted to the story from .cz sites instead of going safe.
Oh if I could be 100% not retarded, not just 80%.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.101895 del
>>101893
surely vingegaard counters that himself


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.101896 del
>>101893
carapaz is retarded enough to chase


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.101897 del
>>101892
I haven't read the rest of the books beyond the original trilogy no.
But that's just because book 3 is such a natural stopping point when most of the plot lines are satisfactory resolved.
The sequels apparently focus on new characters so I didn't even bother.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.101898 del
>>101890
It's going to be stage 4 again, nothing until the last drag where everybody dies.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.101899 del
>>101892
I read all 3 they are pretty good except for book 3, some very bad choices in there imo
I finished between two fires yesterday that's a really good book too


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.101900 del
GP Torres Vedras - Trofeu Joaquim Agostinho fever


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.101901 del
Had a Chloe boomerbook post recommended for whatever reason, showing how her fucked leg trembles.
Ok, let's see how fat are you now, Chloe.
Every other post on her page is fuckedlegposting, like it is has been her whole personality ever since.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.101902 del
>>101901
her recovering from that and become world champ ITT is kino though
if it was me I'd probably never ride a bike again


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.101903 del
>>101902
It absolutely is, kudos and all, but she is also clearly a dumb headcase.
Which, as I got older, outside of very few exceptions I understood this is kinda how you prefer them to end up with the lesser evil.
Dumb, attractive and submissive.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.101904 del
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>>101903
she's a religious nutcase but not gonna lie it is kinda fun to have these characters around
she's full braphog now though


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.101905 del
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gave my old moldy shifters to a guy who wants to dissect them to find out what exactly died and how
since I made that case public in the regional cycling chat I've had numerous people try and dump their hoarded rim brake stuff on me. From mechanical sram red to mechanical super record to EPS super record to mechanical dura ace, feels like I'm at a bazaar >take my stuff eh is good eh I make good price eh


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.101906 del
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hello wheres my gif swine


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.101907 del
>>101905
Good and frugal, they don't want it to go to waste!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.101908 del
so remking and the tourmalet, how much time will he lose?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.101909 del
>>101908
7 minutes minimum, parcheggio catastrofale 5km before the top


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.101910 del
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>bottles 15
>fifteen


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.101911 del
>>101910
surely those are good old 1l bidons too


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.101912 del
>>101911
actually what do they have? 500s seem like a bad idea in this heat, probably need a new set every 30 minutes. Logistical nightmare!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.101913 del
>>101874
Molenaar DNS


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.101914 del
>>101912
500-650 depending on the brand


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.101915 del
>>101874
>>101913
You could even see he had trouble keeping his balance when he was getting checked out after the crash, not quite Toms Skujins at Tour of California level, but he was definitely not OK.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.101916 del
>>101915
more team staff should be held accountable for forcing injured / ill riders to still go on a bike


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.101917 del
>>101916
Did you that Lotto team doctor is the grandson of Josef Mengele


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.101918 del
>>101917
looking forward to the report from the doctors at Tudor that de Lie has mega ultra stomachaids and has to retire from being strung out at Lotto


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.101919 del
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Tour's gonna be over tomorrow (today) and there won't be a reason to watch anymore.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.101920 del
>>101919
cazzie


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 00:47 [Preview] No.101921 del
>>101892
>>101894
I read all of the books, except the short stories.
>The sequels apparently focus on new characters so I didn't even bother.
FWIW, I still enjoyed reading them, the new characters were fun in their own ways.


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>>101904
I haven't seen any pics of her as a full blown braphog


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.101923 del
>>101921
Oops, meant to answer to >>101897


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.101924 del
hey babe tell siri to file a post on slash bert slash to ask my bros for wrecks on good haircut ideas oh and make sure you turn off the vine machine before you come to bed


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.101925 del
Gall to Lidl Trek


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.101926 del
time to score some morning eggs... rise and shine


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.101927 del
>>101908
He'll drop vingegaard


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.101928 del
>massive climbing stage tofay
>weekend filled with sprint slurpers
Hate the schedule


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.101929 del
>>101928
three days of slurping Traen better makes sure he survives today Ridley made a special custom yellow bike for him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.101930 del
>>101928
It's summer anyway


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.101931 del
>>101925
What the fuck are they doing?


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>>101910
Just do 350NP in 40 degree bert


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.101933 del
>>101932
For a brief moment I thought it was you, almost went to make two posts in unfilled threads and then unload some rats at you.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.101934 del
Roothoofd very disappointed at jappe's 5th place. Grug's gonna get a spanking


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.101935 del
>>101934
Grug doesn't care. There is 0 stages for him this year because we can't risk fish to lose time on pog before alpe d'huez so he just went here on vacation.
Would be funny if pog puts 2 minute on fish today


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.101936 del
>>101935
Instead of doing the leadout he was talking with memco 8km from the line. Very froomedawg of him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.101937 del
>>101934
neither Jasper or Grug seem to care lol what’s happening over there


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.101938 del
>>101912
visma had some 750ml two days ago, PATTT


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.101939 del
Full Volta route OUT

UAE IN with OLIVEIRA Rui as the only confirmed rider

Can't for NYCH to humble RAMÍREZ, TORRES and TORRES


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.101943 del
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>>101939


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.101944 del
>>101939
Do we really want UAE to farm this race


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.101945 del
>>101939
haha wtf, I thought those were just unfounded rumors. send julius bert to the volta again then.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.101946 del
>>101944
If they send portugese riders I'm fine with it


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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.101948 del
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The seldom prestigious Tour de Sl*vaquie is adding a proper MTF on its last stage, cool


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.101949 del
>>101948
Apprarently the road is under reconstruction that should last well into October
Classic sl*vakia


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.101950 del
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Bonnie Tyler is dead
Goodbye sweet princess


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.101951 del
>>101948
Do they even have "roads" that high in horny Tatry.
>these are not horny tatry but nedertatry


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.101952 del
>>101950
>Died in Portugal


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.101953 del
>>101950
>>101952
Now it's Pacino, Meg Ryan, Kylie Minogue, James Hetfield and we're just about next on the list.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.101954 del
>>101953
Dick van dyke is STILL alive


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.101955 del
>>101948
speaking of slovak rampas, I will try a sub 35min climb of Sitno tomorrow
>petosaganwithclownhair.jpg


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.101956 del
>>101955
Nice, you'll get a good sense of your FTP as well


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>>101955
very cool
don't get mauled by a bear


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>>101950
Nothing I can say. A total eclipse of the Bert


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.101961 del
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They are doing the BIG Glockner today in Austria, pretty kino climb


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.101962 del
The DOG


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.101963 del
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FROOME CULO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.101964 del
Green Mads


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.101965 del
Mads Pedersen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.101966 del
He’s going to have to solo lmao


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.101967 del
>>101925
confusing move how come


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.101968 del
Mads has basically won green already


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.101969 del
>>101968
business idea: sprint stage finals should earn double the sprint point.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.101970 del
>>101969
Triple it. Quadruple it, who gives a fuck


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.101971 del
Put Mathieu on the front. Let that lazy asshole do something


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.101972 del
Ten point swing. Expensive way to do it, but needs must, I guess.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.101973 del
Alpecin giving up already. Kwak


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.101974 del
ARTZ Huub's aero position makes my dick hard (figuratively speaking)
what a beauty


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.101975 del
Remco is talking about winning the stage. He has completely gone insane


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.101976 del
>>101975
Those who curse remco will be cursed and those who bless remco will be blessed inshallah


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.101977 del
>>101975
hell yeah!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.101978 del
>>101975
unless Vanthourenhout drives a car into the pedalton removing all other climbers hes not gonna do anything


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.101979 del
>Casper van Uden to Alpecin
Can they save him or is he just more leadout fodder to replace groves


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.101980 del
>"Didi the Devil"—or Dieter Senft (74), as the German is actually named—is world-famous as the costumed devil who appears on your TV screen during every Tour de France. He has been a fixture since 1993, but this year’s Tour got off to a disappointing start for Senft: his camper van was broken into. This occurred during the night of July 3–4—right at the start of the Tour in Barcelona. Senft, who was preparing to follow the entire Tour de France, missed the opening stage as a result. He had only just acquired a new van, but it attracted the attention of thieves. He shared the incident on Instagram, listing what had been stolen: "My toothbrush and comb, a mini-fridge full of ham and cheese, and a Teufel speaker." Later, Senft posted an update revealing that "quite a bit more was missing—rough neighborhood, Barcelona."
Even the devil is not safe in Barcelona


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.101981 del
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Behead those who insult Remco!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.101982 del
>>101974
Looks like he's getting told off for it


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.101983 del
Lol a warning for illegal bike position. Artz now seething or is it a rule he has to leave the breakaway


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.101984 del
Tired of these rules that only apply to small fry to be honest. Watch pogi do it in full final while the jury draft him to the finish


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>>101976


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.101986 del
Wow that's so dangerous that's FUCKED UP


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>>101982
>>101983
>>101984
yea I see, I saw him talk to the feds in SKODA earlier but my broadcast didn't talk about any of it. Maybe lotto just called him back to be safe, what was he doing in the break anyways


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.101989 del
Is that Edward Scissorhands in the jury?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.101990 del
Campy doing the same, lets see what happens


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.101991 del
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Voigt said the problem was he was placing his hand curled on the inside of the brake levers.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.101992 del
>>101991
Why is that not allowed, they already made the shifter to shifter length rule.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.101993 del
nothing will happen to campy NOTHING AT ALL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.101994 del
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Movistar and other small teams


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.101995 del
Isn't Campenaerts now not doing the exact same thing again...


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.101996 del
>>101995
Stop nooticing


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.101997 del
>>101995
STOP NOTICING ASSHOLE ENJOY THE SCENERY


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.101998 del
Parcheggio DE KLEIJN


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.101999 del
>>101995
the argument is that Artz allegedly had his pinkyfinger on the wrong place and Campenaerts does not
these are the people running the sport


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.102000 del
No sanctions for Artz, was just a warning. Left on his own.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.102001 del
>>101999
Allegedly. That's what Voigt made up. I didn't see SHIT on those images


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.102002 del
>>101999
fuck 'em I wouldn't even let them run my local playground
the position is illegal either way


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.102003 del
>>102001
It's what the Lotto car told him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.102004 del
things are happening I saw healy for the first time this tour


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.102006 del
Lenny arrière du peloton


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102008 del
Ayuso fucked now because he went back right on that climb?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102009 del
>>101998
I wonder what these teams think, guy hasn't trained for the tdf, has almost no race days and is quite honestly fat. Let's just send him as replacement for zijlaard and let him suffer.
Should have sent that jasch dude


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102010 del
kwab of the day Mcnulty and Remco


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alps, the


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102012 del
Haha Remco lachee


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.102013 del
>>102012
he did pee break lol


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.102014 del
>>102009
Abandon


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.102015 del
abandon DE KLEIN


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.102016 del
>>102013
Lel the Sporza moto guy is telling they are behind the team car so he'll "suddenly" be back in no time


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.102017 del
>>102004
Even grug is in the front


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.102018 del
Mcnulty went getting bidons when they all went he’s riding with like 6-7 bidons lol


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.102019 del
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Österreich Rundfahrt is actually on youtube if you don't have ORF 1.
Deutsch:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C513mTFJBYQ [Embed]
English:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zCMkKGvFONY [Embed]


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.102020 del
Who the hell takes a piss break right before a climb. What an idiot


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>>102020
when nature calls you gotta go


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.102022 del
>>102020
With guys like Klaas retard in the car who needs enemies


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.102023 del
He is lucky Pog and Jonas don't see him as a threat at all


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.102024 del
What the fuck Kanter is not normal


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.102025 del
>>102020
>>102022
>piss before the peloton accelerates
>you are now minutes behind
>get free pass for moto cheating
>save a lot of energy for free


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.102026 del
nothing burger


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.102027 del
Philipsen is awful. Green already out of reach


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.102028 del
>>102027
Wtf happen at alpecin. Honestly I blame the new CANYON bikes


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.102029 del
why do mads and campy still ride it's not like they will get away from the peloton and there's nothing more to be had, combativity award or what


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.102030 del
Mads Parcheggiosen


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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.102032 del
My boy hilly I'm glad to see you're alive but today is not the day to burn matches


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.102033 del
A lot of Vismoids there


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.102034 del
>>102029
proudyness


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.102035 del
>>102033
They're terrified of Tourmalet. They need 2 satelites


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the Gino of Norway memorial


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>>102028


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.102038 del
Thirsty troon in trouble


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.102039 del
>>102028
As do I!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.102040 del
Remco seems to be seething


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.102041 del
That's the dirtiest water I have ever seen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.102042 del
>>102040
All is normal than.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.102043 del
taking a bath in some chilled die of rear


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.102044 del
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didn't the UCI ban the factor?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.102045 del
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I mean, wtf is this shit?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.102046 del
>>102043
This is how De Lie bathes too probably


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does your /cyc/ gf have grosse glockner?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.102048 del
Pogi might go on aspin


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.102049 del
>>102045
they just banned the FORK so factor made the fork different (not better)


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.102050 del
>>102048
No


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.102051 del
>>102045
ahhh UCI, save me


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.102052 del
Let guillaume go, he's earned that stage


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.102053 del
Nearly got wiped by the caravan on Aspin in 94.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.102054 del
>>102040
must be a day ending in y


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.102055 del
Which rider is blocking the break here who is not allowed to go


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.102056 del
Jorgenson ruining every break by trying to sneak in. Soon he will have no friends


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.102057 del
>>102055
jorgenson


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.102058 del
>>102055
Matteo has been in every break


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.102059 del
>>102056
>soon


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.102060 del
Azparrengod


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.102061 del
>>102056
This happened 2 years ago


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.102063 del
Thanks for doing nothing in the Giro Ben


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.102064 del
>>102063
he will also do nothing in the tour dont worry


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.102065 del
DE LIE gonna OTL today


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.102066 del
>>102065
de lie gonna jump back in the race from the bushes only to OTL the very same stage


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.102067 del
>>102066
given how he looked, he could probably start at the bottom of col d'aspin 15 minutes ahead of the pedalton and still otl


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.102068 del
Bert (von Lerberghi) at the voiture balai


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.102069 del
Oh O'coomer is already 40 minutes behind.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.102070 del
Hnnngg that new unreleased Ridley climbing bike is sexy, massive reach plus 140mm stem yes please


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.102071 del
>>102070
pic?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.102072 del
>>102071
the one train is riding on


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.102073 del
>>102071
Sorry I am phoneposting while raping


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.102074 del
>>102073
you can make a boomer screenshot, using your phone camera and post the pic instead of simply making a screenshot.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.102075 del
>>102071
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EEMZ49GBqvQ

How is this better than new Soloist or even the Cube Litening Air?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.102076 del
>>102075
geometry


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.102077 del
>word around peloton halls is that Seixas has an accord with Plugge for future talks


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.102078 del
>>102077
Stop falling for those wielerflits bait articles


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.102079 del
>>102077
talks halted during the tour but after the tour he's expected to SIGN FOR LAB IMMEDIATELY


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.102080 del
>>102078
THE CALL HAS BEEN MADE he will sign for LAB


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.102081 del
>>102075
nobody wants to ride a CUBE bert


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.102082 del
>>102078
too late he signed the MOU


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.102083 del
>>102081
but they are cheap and birmay used to ride them


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.102084 del
>>102083
""""cheap""""


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.102085 del
>>102077
They'll get Seixas, influence ASO to make another Granon stage, and then send him and Fish both as 1B and 1A leaders respectively. Might even pressure Wout to get his shit together one last time as well.

And that shall be it. The greatest, most powerful dose of hopium ever created.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.102086 del
HOOLE throwing up


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.102087 del
ben o'landis not being taken seriously is a grave mistake.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.102088 del
>>102086
well what now, he lost all those precious calories that he needs for this stage. maybe give him a goga gola for his stomach first.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.102089 del
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>>102087
Who?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.102090 del
>>102087
>40 seconds
I'd say they're taking him seriously, though.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.102091 del
>>102077
Based


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.102092 del
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huge carthy retired without telling anyone, you heard it here first
https://streamable.com/r1nwvi


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.102093 del
no matter who wins today, there will be riots in Paris. football? no I was talking about Seixas hooligans.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.102094 del
ayuso mechanical


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.102095 del
It's ayusover


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.102096 del
>>102095
BEE bois smiling everywherr


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.102097 del
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ineos merda


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.102098 del
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Jan Christen very fraudulent


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.102099 del
Lol Cian's shoe is off, can a guy like him even swap on the bike


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.102100 del
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no special bikes for those not riding the tour de france


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.102101 del
>>102087
This isn't the Vuelta


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.102102 del
>>102092
Didn't this guy win on the Angliru and never do anything again


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.102103 del
>>102087
aaaaaaaaaaand caught


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.102104 del
>>102102
Shadowbanned


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.102105 del
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your normal traffic jam in Austria


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.102106 del
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'ugo 'oole the winner of a tour de france stage laché


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.102107 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.102108 del
vačlaf ježhek


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.102109 del
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Czech supertalent Alberto Monti laché


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.102110 del
Macroon spotted


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.102111 del
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they passed the Mautstelle


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.102112 del
boooooooooohhh


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.102113 del
>>102110
>french commentators trying to be as neutral as possiblle
lmao


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.102114 del
Vatcek bros


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.102115 del
parrot painter riding for my veloteam

big kom points at stake


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.102116 del
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>ježek

Peculiar.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.102117 del
>>102115
parrot painter is riding like a total retard


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.102118 del
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what's left in Austria


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.102119 del
>>102117
Why? His goal is the polka dots and he won't be around on top of the tourmalet


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.102120 del
squeaker on squeaker violence (neither riding for a squeaker team)


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.102121 del
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LENNY LENNY LENNY


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.102122 del
>>102116
he cute


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.102123 del
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hahaha all that work from shitneos for CRod and now he's already laché
also Double pas normal


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.102124 del
I'm probably heavier than both of them combined


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.102125 del
>>102118
Waar Stüssi


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.102126 del
lenny barely weighs more than 50 kg and still looks obese next to parrot painter


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.102127 del
>>102124
You're a big guy


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.102128 del
What a bunch of frauds. Barely gaining time on a 50 year old moleman.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.102129 del
>>102124
Grassona di merda


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.102130 del
>>102124
Large and in charge


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.102131 del
>>102125
he's not doing Austria. he wants to win the Guadeloupe GC.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.102132 del
I have 86kg, and you?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.102133 del
>>102131
based


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.102134 del
>>102132
Massive


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.102135 del
>>102132
Of what, cheese?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.102136 del
>>102132
Useless stat without giving us your height too my Bert


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.102137 del
>>102132
fatfuck


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.102138 del
45:55 was the time three years ago. Bets for today?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.102139 del
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there's supposed to be a mountain in the clouds.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102140 del
>>102136
1m 87


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102141 del
>>102138
sub 40 by that fucking doped to the eyeballs slov


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102142 del
>>102135
imagine


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102143 del
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not the most difficult rampa, but the high altitude and the steepest part at the end are not to be underestimated.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102144 del
Paul Double goes!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.102145 del
Bert abandon


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.102146 del
Carlito dropped by Double, Mühlberger and Mollema
Ineos was right not to take him to the Tour


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.102148 del
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I don't know who Caner is, but here is you answer courtesy of the tour:
>Hello Caner ! Great question ! It is indeed always important for a leader to have at least one teammate alongside him on climbs, even though the drafting effect is less pronounced than on the flat, it certainly exists, especially at speeds above 20 km/h like on the Col d’Aspin. Furthermore, beyond the psychological boost of being surrounded by teammates, they can assist their leader in the event of a mechanical issue, shield him from the wind, and keep him positioned at the front of the peloton.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.102149 del
pcs doing power estimates now?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.102150 del
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I would make fun of decathlon for leaving Mühlberger at home again if Kooij didn't win yesterday.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.102151 del
>>102149
been a while now. Used to be insanely bad, but maybe they just call chatgpt now


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.102152 del
>>102140
Sprinter physique


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.102153 del
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now this is a safeR approved road


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.102154 del
>>102132
It's alright if you are 190+


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.102155 del
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Anyway, about 30 more minutes till Remco lachee
Some 50 minutes till WE stop watching this le tour


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.102156 del
>>102146
Hm, now Carlito is coming back


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.102157 del
Carapaz has to get his own bottles. Thanks Baudin


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.102158 del
>>102150
Oh yeah I was going to call you out on this but I forgot. Thanks for doing it yourself


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.102159 del
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that position on the saddle


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.102160 del
>wellens out
it begins


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.102161 del
>>102132
>>102140
thats skinny in your lands isnt it


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.102163 del
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you have to pay 43€ to drive up the road unless you do it by bicycle, then it's free.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.102164 del
>son of jorgen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.102165 del
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vermaercke comeback out of nowhere
Austrian commentators are calling carlito an absolute loser.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.102167 del
buy van rysel


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.102168 del
Jorgenson will finish in groupo Træen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.102169 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.102170 del
>>102167
never ever


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.102171 del
Lipowitz looks like...actually that's Hinlel
They kinda look similar


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.102172 del
>>102170
What's wrong with it mister fred?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.102173 del
>>102172
shit bikes
ugly as sin, horribly overpriced, same shit geometry as the rest. Garbage throughout - everybody who consooms this is my enemy


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.102174 del
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top 10 Austria


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.102175 del
>hindlel
maybe visma dodged a bullet


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.102176 del
>>102172
It's not Canyon


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.102177 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.102178 del
I am already preloading my squeaker collection


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.102179 del
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jonas leading out team leader sepp kuss at any moment.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.102180 del
memco already hanging for longer than I expected


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.102181 del
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How is Gross schart riding the le tour when he just done win in Osterreich?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.102182 del
SEIXAS at the back


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.102183 del
>>102173
oh and you can't customize anything. It's piss


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.102184 del
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stop showing the maillot jaune, I don't care about trein


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.102185 del
>>102184
do you want the tour to give him the FOSS treatment


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.102186 del
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proud homme laché and u r gay


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.102187 del
Biggest surprise is EVENEPOEL and BERNAL GOMEZ not lacheeing yet


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.102188 del
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pig n zoli human after all


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.102189 del
>>102157
it's BULLSHIT


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.102190 del
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look at the spectators wearing socks in their birkenstocks


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.102191 del
Lenny looking good


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.102192 del
>>102155
-ack


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.102193 del
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c'est fini for el rato


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.102194 del
How is it really all weight with remco and his cracking?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102195 del
>>102193
skjelly still there

week 2 or week 3 he'll completely bonk, but this is still impressive


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102196 del
>>102192
Remco looks super good 2bh


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102197 del
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feels good man


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102198 del
>they doubted remco really has 6.8 w/kg ftp
FOOLISH FOOLS THE LOT OF THEM


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102199 del
>>102194
5 kg makes like 20% of his body weight at his size


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.102200 del
>>102195
in the vuelta he actually popped off in week 3


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.102201 del
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del toro disgusting


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.102202 del
gay norge dead, it begins


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.102203 del
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uno-x dopeur laché


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.102204 del
gay norge and carapaz bye bye


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102205 del
the record is getting shattered


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102206 del
it's ON and REMCO and LIPOWITZ can't keep up


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102207 del
het uur van de waarheid


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102208 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102209 del
REMCO LACHEE


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102210 del
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c'est parti


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102211 del
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>>102203
>>102202
Nice.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102212 del
OH NO NO NO NO NO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102213 del
sepp kuss absolutely useless for vingo


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102214 del
Evenepoel lachee


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102215 del
VINGO DROPPED


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.102216 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102217 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BYE BYE SEE YOU NEXT YOUR CUCKS


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102218 del
and we go


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102219 del
ANYBODY ELSE SMELL SULFUR???


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102220 del
he's gonna slurp for del toro and still put time on the fish


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102221 del
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>>102132


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102222 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102223 del
LIPOWITZ is on VINGO but Remco nowhere to be seen? DOPO dropped


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.102224 del
Worst case scenario


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.102225 del
Lmao remco kwab


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.102226 del
no need to hold back anymore

2 min today


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.102227 del
we (you) discarded vingo and lipowitz too soon they are dieseling


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.102228 del
let's see lipowitz descending


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.102229 del
Lipo will win


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.102230 del
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the tour is over
good thing is that I gotta go anyways.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.102231 del
>seixas 17"
>remco 30"
carnage


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.102232 del
del toro dead


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.102233 del
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jonas comeback


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.102234 del
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KAM ON JONAS SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.102235 del
last year pogi was extremely good at the lower gradients at the end


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.102236 del
>reverse moto pacing


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.102237 del
I don't think this semen-slurping """""""sport""""""" is for me, my berts.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.102238 del
oh boy seixas and lipo will descend together again, we're in for a horror episode


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.102239 del
If Seixas ends on the podium it proves cycling is now clean. But if Del Toro ends on podium we will know cycling is dirtier than ever. A lot is on the line here.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.102240 del
hey at least they didn't slurp up the Le Tourmalet


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.102241 del
this is week 4 fish by some accounts

imagine week 6


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.102242 del
de veer is gebroken michele


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.102243 del
vingo gasping for air while pogi doesn't even look like he's going all out


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.102244 del
CRACKED.COM


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.102245 del
>vingegaard looks dying
>pogacar z2 easy ride
disgusting


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.102246 del
Oh the fish is COOKED


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.102247 del
Jonas dood


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.102248 del
remco not horrible tbh


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.102249 del
pog genuinely looks like he's riding lt1 at most and it's gross


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.102250 del
>>102249
you mean BEAUTIFUL


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.102251 del
>>102248
now the gap to gruppo seixas widens again


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.102252 del
>>102190
Hey! That's MY look


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.102253 del
>>102249
I always wonder how it feels


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.102254 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.102255 del
We all feel a bit stupid


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.102256 del
>easy smooth pedaling at 11%
bertacek could never


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.102257 del
>>102253
feels the same he just goes faster 2bqh


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.102258 del
>>102256
Bertacek weighs the same as three Pogacars


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.102259 del
>>102257
I highly doubt that he probably feels very little pain here


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.102260 del
>>102259
I mean it feels the same at the same *relative* effort


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102261 del
Lipo does NOT want to wait for Remco lmao


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102262 del
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>>102258
But Pogacar only had the same amount of hair as 3 Bertaceks


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102263 del
>>102242
Shiiiii the Vismoids are frustrated, honking and hoonking


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102264 del
lmao fuck OFF visma


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102265 del
attaque lipowitz over the peak he clearly wants to enter the descent ahead of the worst descender in the peloton Paul SEIXAS


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102266 del
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LIPOWITZ GOES SOLO DESCENDING


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.102267 del
best part of the tour is this descent


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.102268 del
>>102198
I'm gonna desceeeeeeeend!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.102269 del
remember when crod smoked vingo and pogi in the descent
what a stage


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.102270 del
good lord that disc SQUEAAAK from vingo


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.102271 del
we can't do real races in the states because our equivalent roads all have bulky reflectors in the middle which are a real hazard


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.102272 del
>>102270
that came from his mouth


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.102274 del
gr. seixas descending like shit


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.102275 del
>>102272
sounded like dial up internet


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.102276 del
Carapaz might get back on Seixas-Remco group


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.102277 del
troons jersey already gone lol, inhumans all of them


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.102278 del
HE ALREADY HAS THE YELLOW LMAO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.102279 del
>let's make the first 15 days BORING to not kill the tour
>2 minute gap after the only pyrene stage
Great


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.102280 del
>what we've never had so far was a heavy crash by pogacar while descending
FACT CHECK: FALSE please pay attention to strade bianche mister commentator


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.102281 del
VACEK has dropped TROON
but it doesn't matter


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.102282 del
>>102279
they should make it even harder tbh, like brutally hard
the winner is known anyway might as well allowed the top 10 to shuffle every stage


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.102283 del
Honestly I blame the black jersey


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.102284 del
>>102280
he did crash once and jonas waited on him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.102285 del
>>102282
At least give us some puncher stages, who cares if pogi takes time there


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102286 del
REMCO STOCKS SOARING


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102287 del
>Gr. Seixas almost caught
remco did everything right


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102288 del
liposhitcoin tanking


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102289 del
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>>102283
yes


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102290 del
>>102284
yea I know, the handshake thing but it wasn't a hard chute


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.102291 del
>>102285
give is 240km hilly stages
give us 240km massive alps stages where the break gets 25 minutes and still loses


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.102292 del
>>102291
A proper paris roubaix stage.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.102293 del
>>102292
yes and a gravel stage, just give it everything tbh
the whole thing can be decided on one climb anyway


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.102294 del
Fishboi fears the descent, what a weakmind.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.102295 del
>kwabcam on feverish cian


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.102296 del
does Tadej want to break the 5-Tour record? does he have a choice?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.102297 del
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ABANDON UIJTEDEBROEKS Cian


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.102298 del
>>102295
only 5 more days of suffering and he'll come good


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.102299 del
>>102293
Now we have 7 boring stages after the worst first week in a while, and pogi has 2 minutes. Even the lioran he won't care


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.102300 del
>>102297
>>102298
the struggle is over


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.102301 del
>>102296
I don't see any reason why he wouldn't want to


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>>102297


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.102303 del
REM
CO
REM
CO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.102304 del
>Troon


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102305 del
CHUTE MAILLOT JAUNE


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102306 del
Tranny suicide


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102307 del
damn the traen chute, is it sabotage?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102308 del
Chute comicale Træen


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CHUTE MAILLOT JAUNE


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102310 del
another 46%'er


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102311 del
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>>102304
heh, "braking bad"


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102312 del
ah rip, pretty sad for Træen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.102313 del
>>102309
Not like this treinbros.


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>>102310


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.102315 del
>>102310
kek


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102316 del
>>102301
he doesn't love racing it for one


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102317 del
SEIXAS LACHEE


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102318 del
They're going to slurp after catching fish.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102319 del
And now it's a 19 km shallow gradients TT. I could see Memco catching Fish.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102320 del
>vingegaard is stronger in his 2nd GC


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102321 del
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One might say his descending was too balsy.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.102322 del
>took Jorge
<and not Kuss
welp


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.102323 del
>2 minutes and 30 seconds faster than 2023


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.102324 del
WAAR RICHIE


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.102325 del
>>102323
fucking ridiculous


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.102326 del
what the fuck is del toro doing all the time
why is he suddenly 10 bike lengths behind in random places


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.102327 del
lmao, Eveneseethe is back


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.102328 del
>>102323
they NOW do altitude, heat, more carbs, more aero. Are you some kind of conspiracy nut?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.102329 del
sadly we already know what remco will blame this stage's result on


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.102330 del
>>102329
the jews?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.102331 del
ayuso is such a lazy fucker lol


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.102332 del
How far is the actual g4? Not Træen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.102333 del
finger guard must have stopped going in the worm tanks


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.102334 del
>>102326
He simply does not know what paying attention means


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.102335 del
>>102332
group white jersey is at 8' according to official tracker


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.102336 del
imagine if Del Toro was still with him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.102337 del
>>102330
kek, and he's right


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.102338 del
>>102332
bernal solo at 3 and a half minutes
carapaz, gay norwegian and yeish at 5


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.102339 del
it should be called as Gr. KUSS in my opinion


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.102340 del
Del Toro taking pulls. Complete disrespect towards the rest of the group lol.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102341 del
then a group with shitcock, van wilder, van eetvelt, castrillo, jegat, tejada, harper, mcnully, piganzoli and voisard at 6 minutes


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102342 del
fuck this german retard same with lidl here’s what double captains net FUCK ALL


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102343 del
lmao


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102344 del
classic Remco


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102345 del
>riding to the finish where you can give away your yellow jersey
>in pain from fall
>it starts to rain


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.102346 del
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>"I'm doing my part!"
>"What about (You)?"


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.102347 del
>>102346
lmao


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.102348 del
if you were standing alone on the valley road outside your camper and Jonas rolled by solo chasing dopagaçar, what would you yell to the fishman?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.102349 del
Have you read the Qur'an brother?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.102350 del
>>102342
Would things have looked better with uh Laurance Pithie instead of Lipo?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.102351 del
>>102346
>seixas my boy how will they remind me
<dude I’m the first french they’ll praise me anyway


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.102352 del
>>102346
>Having to beg people to work.

These losers deserve to be humiliated. I hope Remco gets second.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.102353 del
>>102350
Both Bora and Lidl have the extra “captain” guy refusing to ride it’s just a comical situation


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>>102346


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>>102348


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.102356 del
del toro looks bored


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.102357 del
They seem to be scoring Z2 as well except their Z2 is 100 watts lower


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.102358 del
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somewhere in no mans land


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.102359 del
Jonas looks the only one who is actually scoring some watts


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.102360 del
g3 has cultivated peak slurp
>dopo and kuss don't ride because of their captains
>ratto doesn't ride because he wants to slurp as much as possible
>skelly doesn't ride because he also rides for his own result
>lipowitz doesn't ride because he also rides for his own result
>martinez doesn't ride because he's too weak
>seixas and remco don't want to ride for the rest
it's beautiful


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.102361 del
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>Rumour: Unibet Rose Rockets interested in Primoz ROGLIC


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.102362 del
>>102360
of coursh, they are executing their tactics perfectly
remember that first place is on the line here for the /clean/ tour


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.102363 del
>>102361
how can they even afford him


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.102364 del
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>+02:10
I should have gone on a ride instead


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.102365 del
>>102363
just make it a results-based salary and you can have him ride for free


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.102366 del
>Come on Dopo, you can do it from behind
what did the UAE team mean by this?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.102367 del
>>102356
He isn’t allowed to ride lol


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.102368 del
Can't wait for the interviews


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.102369 del
I blame vismoids for taunting him tbh, good to see them being put in their place again


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.102370 del
>>102366
sudakas are passionate people


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.102371 del
>>102369
they were taunting Pogi?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.102372 del
Not quite a Granon gap, but dangerously close to that


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.102373 del
>>102371
Plugge said some nasty things about his mother before the race began


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.102374 del
>>102371
slurs were spoken


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.102375 del
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They're all cooked from the heat


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.102376 del
>>102371
I can't repeat what was said because our resident burger can't handle such slurs


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.102377 del
Can’t wait for the colorfull words Remco will speak


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.102378 del
>>102375
he still has margin, I think 6.8-6.9 is his limit


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.102379 del
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Ahem...
UAE MERDA
POGACAR CULO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.102380 del
Lenny not a single pull lmao. He's going to get 3rd


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.102381 del
>>102375
oh wow that's a lot less than expected, no surprise he didn't look like he was working


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.102382 del
He didn't even slow down at the finish, he pushed to the end


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.102383 del
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>>102361
>>102363
Live footage from the contract negotiations.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.102384 del
Didn't even turn it on today.
Can we get the flying too close to the sun a little bit sooner please.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.102385 del
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I don't think you are squeaking hard enough
This is obscene
Vulgar
Words don't begin to describe it


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.102386 del
And we are off to Wielerflits! Lets see what the flitsers have to say


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.102387 del
>>102375
Solaison without the need to save for the descent/next climb will be the true watts bomb


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.102388 del
>>102383
kek


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.102389 del
>>102380
couldn't be more wrong haha


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.102390 del
easy 3rd for dopo remco 4th seixas 5th


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.102391 del
>2:40
>del toro

FUCK OFF


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.102392 del
Nice job designing an "easy" first part of the route, I am really glad the race isn't over before the first rest day!


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.102393 del
these retards all spared their legs so del toro could win the sprint


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.102394 del
lipowitz says:
>didn't pull in the group to wait for remco to come back
>battle is for 3rd
>the fight for 3rd is very hard
alright there you have it now we know


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.102395 del
richie and gay norge ready for the breaks


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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.102397 del
Can't wait for THJ to do a squillaume now to get into top7 again


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.102398 del
clearly only some tactical chutes will solve the sLOVEnian dilemma
so the question follows: which team and which runner will be sacrificed to restore order to the peloton? WRIGHT?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.102399 del
Laughing at ASO


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.102400 del
JEGAT really good, sending apology form to Montpellierbert.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.102401 del
Let's get an interview with ARTZ Huub


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.102402 del
>>102400
My only decent pick


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.102403 del
>9 riders inside 5 minutes after one mountain stage
Cyclisme a deux vitesse doesn't even begin to describe it..


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.102404 del
>>102394
pulling in descent?
new fantasy dropped


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>>102398


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.102406 del
>>102404
think he also means on the climb once the group formed there I'm not sure


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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.102408 del
he really is a nice guy


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.102409 del
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that tour live tracker with the map is great


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.102410 del
José calling vismoids delusional


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.102411 del
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>>102309


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.102412 del
The Clinic having a field day.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.102413 del
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.102414 del
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>Jorgenson 20 minutes down thinking that will finally give him the freedom to attack


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.102415 del
>>102413
he can always crack and lose 2nd..


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.102416 del
>>102414
Kek he'll never win a stage as long as pogi is there


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.102417 del
>>102414
[_] Jorgenson attacking
[X] Jorgenson ..ack!ing


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.102418 del
Will Visma even pretend to go for first this tour now? it’s getting a bit silly


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.102419 del
>>102413
oh ffs


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.102420 del
Time to schadenfreude a bit and listen to these retards podcast


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.102421 del
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>


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.102422 del
>>102421
dopeurs


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.102423 del
>>102421
>gift seixas a stage so the state can inn more taxes


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.102424 del
I would really like Visma and Vingegaard to say they don't care any more and are just happy with 2nd. I think that'd be a good interview.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.102425 del
>>102424
no samen winnen he, you’re champion he, komaan Jonas he, Parijs is nog ver, week three soon.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.102426 del
>>102425
this wasn't a jonas climb, simple as


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.102427 del
>>102426
it wasn't hard enough


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.102428 del
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ze zijn aan het piepen


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.102429 del
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>>102428
the alpaca has spoken


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.102430 del
So this counts as moral victory for Jonas? He gained 19 seconds on group Remco.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.102431 del
I guess today is a good day to visit the clinic


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.102432 del
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This is better


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.102433 del
>>102432
vingo thought his giro watts were enough for this


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.102434 del
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LFG
F
G


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.102435 del
>>102434
Kek.
Requesting seething remco on a tricycle pic.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.102436 del
>>102434
hahaha
NOPE HE'S NOT YOUR HJAELPER. Be happy he waited for you at all


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.102437 del
>>102434
If lipowitz took turns they’d be fighting for second instead of third


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.102438 del
>>102434
>Wants a lead-out from the least explosive guy in the race
Just stay on Del Toro's wheel, dummy


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.102439 del
>>102437
But he did take turns, even though Remco obviously did most of the work.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.102440 del
>>102439
no he sat at front for 3 seconds and
rotated out


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.102441 del
>>102440
Shouldn't you be recovering for tomorrow?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.102442 del
Mustafa seething hard


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.102443 del
>>102441
?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.102444 del
>>102441
cheeky


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.102445 del
Lipowitz was clearly the strongest when it mattered today. Why should he work for Remco just so that he can sprint for 3rd and please his own ego while exposing himself in an explosive finish where he normally struggles?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.102446 del
>>102445
There’s like three sprint stages and a restday ahead into another somewhat easy etappe.
Not defending his seething for a leadout, I just don’t understand what all these guys where saving themselves for in the chase.
Eggs on the lidl guys and florian


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.102447 del
>>102446
Yeah I don't get Lidl tactics either. At some point the DS has to make a call and sacrifice someone. This pussy footing with 2 captains is getting you nowhere.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.102448 del
>>102447
Or just all take real turns they could’ve made something work easily, with just Seixas and Remco they almost got to Vingo once
you get him you can play the tactics game again


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.102449 del
>>102421
>hey listen, next year it's Seixas turn


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.102450 del
>>102446
Lipo not pulling harder in the flat + start of last climb is pretty retarded but so is expecting an all out leadout with the current times


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.102451 del
>>102445
Not to mention Del Toro would have won either way.
But then I don't think Lipo would have lost anything by giving Remco a little bit of a leadout there, so I don't think Remco was asking for anything unreasonable. Would probably have been smarter to just do it (not at 100%, of course) to keep the peace within the team.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.102452 del
>>102451
yeah even if remco should crack in a later stage he's basically guaranteed to not work for lipo now


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.102453 del
>>102451
Remco shouldn’t be pubicly stating this internal crap anyway. Can’t imagine Ayuso and Skelly being happy about their ordeal either.
I just think it’s silly that they all rather poker for third instead of going for two. Maybe the race situation is too dangerous if both Bora’s worked on the flat and lidl guy’s dropped them mid climb or something.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.102454 del
Pidock +8:18
Johannessen +8:21
Cararat +8:51
Vacek +11:03
Squillaume +20:57
Trein +29:55


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.102456 del
>>102453
They are unironically so used to losing they have stopped trying. Jonas is not unbeatable anymore when the chasing group is as strong as it was today. But they simply accept their fate once Pogi attacks and start to ride defensively for 3rd place (which they will lose to Del Dopo).


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.102457 del
>>102434
>A frustrated Evenepoel told his story to Sporza. “I had asked for a lead-out and I didn’t get one,” said the Olympic champion. “Yes, I was angry, and rightly so. In the Tour of Catalonia, I rode at the front for him for 30 kilometers. I asked to do a kilometer of work at the front, and that wasn’t possible. That made me angry, and that will have to be discussed thoroughly tonight.”

top kekke


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.102459 del
>>102457
Gwan boi, do wonders.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.102460 del
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racing with remco is just so much better
never a boring day


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.102461 del
A brtka will win Wimbledon, Slavic women made for tennis ad nauseam.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.102462 del
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ciclismo, suddenly everything feels alright


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.102463 del
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Solid watts for post-racing off-season
Usualy my watts turn to shit in July/August

Anyway, got the white jersey recently and it is a game changer. I might be a bit more adjusted for those inhuman (25+) temperatures, but still.
I think Joonas only got dropped today because he had like 20 more degrees inside his black jersey than Dopacar.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.102464 del
>>102457
yeah it's wild that he discusses this openly, which only makes conversations within the team harder and more bitter


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.102465 del
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>>102463
All my watts are gone


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.102466 del
Traaen cracked a rib and still finished


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.102467 del
>>102466
reminder than benoit healy broke his tailbone and still an entire itzulia in the breakaway
some of these riders are hardcore


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.102468 del
>“He had to throw up on the descent of the Aspin, so we just said: ‘We’re taking you out of the race, enough is enough.’” said team manager Jürgen Roelandts.

>And so the team did take Uijtdebroeks out of the race after all. “We pushed him a bit for another two days, because that is allowed to some extent in the Tour. But sometimes enough is enough. As a rider, you never want to give up, but when you see that it’s not working, we have to make that decision. Accept, adapt, and move on. So, look for other goals, maybe the Vuelta already.”

wow, nobody could have seen that coming
some of these guys are absolutely insane


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.102469 del
>>102468
Castrillio and Rubio better be in every single break from now on


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.102473 del
>>102468
>As a rider, you never want to give up
I am certain he wanted to give up every second of the last couple days


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.102474 del
>Just release this bozo. Most overrated GC prospect of the past 10 years. Full of excuses and drama
>A pity to read his words.. Remco is his own worst enemy. Now he will work on creating even enemies within his team. What's that saying? "a million dollar arm, with a two-cent head"..
>Oh boo hoo. I asked for a pony and didn't get one. Then Lipowitz bests him by half a minute.
>Keep these remarks for discussion face to face on the bus @EvenepoelRemco Much more professional, and probably more productive! Give respect and you might get respect back🤔
>He's toxic. A great talent, but what team wants his destructive behaviour?
>Remco is the biggest drama queen and so very unlikeable. Bad form to air his grievances in the media before they even had internal discussions about it.
>It was clear that it wasn't going to work. The guy needs a mental coach and finally has to find his center. Look at Pogi and Jonas — those two come across like total stoners when you hear them talk. Deeply relaxed.
>remco is always bitching about something...
glad we all agree


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.102475 del
>>102469
to be fair movistar have been incredibly active trying to get into breaks

anyway how do you fix the KOM classification going by default to pog/jonas? there is absolutely no point to it nowadays since breaks are always caught before the final mountain, gifting a stage win + KOM points, doubled if its MTF


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.102476 del
>>102475
didn't they remove the double points for MTF? or was that for another race


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.102477 del
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>>102475
I think redesigning the kom jersey into something else (idk what) may be in order since nowadays the best gc riders are automatically the best climbers. Whereas in the past you had "climbing specialists" that may not have been the ones going for yellow nowadays that doesn't exist anymore


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.102478 del
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well carapaz got it in '24 maybe thats not entirely true mhm


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.102479 del
>>102474
german boomers are only getting started


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>>102478
and ciccone in 2023
and geschke in 2022


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.102481 del
>>102480
i forgot about the sad german, honestly
taking away mountain points from the final climb if it is a mountain stage should work, would incentivize people to actually get into breaks and not slurp + fight for points


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>>102480
heh geschke yea thats right. Did you know they erected a monument to his "success" in his hometown


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>>102482
this one?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.102484 del
>>102481
Bigger money incentives for scoring mountain points would help too.
At the very least the jobber teams would fight for it.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.102485 del
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>>102483
yup


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.102486 del
>>102476
as far as I can tell there's no double points after checking PCS
anyway a breakaway rider could still win, in the galibier stage you can take 2 HC climbs before the finale


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.102487 del
>>102480
This photo always makes me chuckle. The wierd lighting makes Geschke look like he's photoshoped in.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.102488 del
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>>102487


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.102489 del
>>102480
fuck geschke anyway his points jersey wouldn’t be earned


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.102490 del
>>102487
yeah luckily nobody would do such a thing


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.102491 del
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watched a video of frenchmen barricading the storefronts and windows of inner paris, I wish there were livestreams of the destruction that will follow tonight


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.102492 del
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>>102491
what happens if the french win, do they get a little fun too


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>>102488
>>102490

So it is photoshoped!
I knew it. I'm not crazy after all.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.102494 del
>>102492
it would be cool if a french victory meant that they raid the banlieues and burn all those ghettos down but I assume the path of destruction will be identical no matter who wins


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.102495 del
oumi sisters, are we winning tonight?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.102496 del
>>102495
remco is inhaling her carbon monoxide right at this very moment


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.102497 del
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Menacing figure spotted on the prowl in Zwift


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.102499 del
>>102497
>raping in july
holy KWAK


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.102500 del
>>102474
Well, it was Remco himself who said before the start that him and Lipo would each do their own race.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.102501 del
even axelgaard says it's so over, no amount of copium in the world can change that.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.102502 del
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>The suspected return of 'bidon final' and an opioid three times stronger than tramadol – does pro cycling still have a painkiller problem?
>One of the MPCC’s major areas of concern is so-called ‘bidon final’. A relic of more dubious times, it has suggested they are back in the peloton “with multiple borderline substances said to be mixed and passed into the peloton to prepare riders ready for the final. Next to this, we face other potential substance abuse with medicine such as tapentadol”.
>“It’s much more powerful than tramadol,” he says. “It’s an opioid, has analgesic effects similar to morphine and can therefore raise the pain threshold.
>He and his team had 27 trained cyclists undertake a 25-mile time trial after taking 100mg tramadol or a placebo. On average, the cyclists enjoyed a 1.3% speed increase on tramadol thanks to a nine-watt increase in power.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.102503 del
>>102475
Tbf, they changed the scoring system in the first place after a shitter like Anthony Charteau won the jersey in 2010. But maybe they should tweak it just a bit and give more points to cat. 2 climbs or something


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.102504 del
>>102500
well remco is trying to distract from the pathetic reality that he got dropped like a stone and 5 guys climbed better than him
>>102502
I thought tapentadol is 10x stronger than the trammy


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.102505 del
>>102503
Or just design a route with more medium mountain stages and more stages in the Massif Central, for example. That would also benefit the overall race


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.102509 del
>>102504
3x seems to be correct (when taken orally): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equianalgesic
Anyway, those numbers basically just mean you take 3x less, otherwise you'd be too zonked out.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.102510 del
>Horner thinks jonas should have weighted for the group behind
Topest kek, they would all has sited behind KUSS and lost 5 minutes


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.102511 del
>>102510
>The Butterfly effect


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.102512 del
>>102510
It's clear from all his videos that Horner doesn't grasp the power difference. He still thinks it's the 2010's where you can win with an overpowered team and tactics.
The reality is the guy in front just has 30 watts more


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.102513 del
>How the sprinter teams killed Jonas Vingegaard and Visma | Lease a Bike
Top kel what excuse are they gonna come up with next


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>>102513


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.102515 del
>>102514
Lel, why didn't they keep jorgenkwab high in GC then


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.102516 del
>>102514
I mean in 2023 Van Aert caught Vingegaard in the valley after tourmalet and rode him to the final climb


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.102517 del
delayed blog posting from yesterdays gravel ride in the Slovak country side, it is VERY beautiful here but my God you have to stay off road or some gypsy in a lada WILL try to off you. also that tree is 500+ years old apparently. (pictures coming in next posts)


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.102518 del
post numero 2


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.102519 del
>>102514
A part of me really wants them to get Seixas to see them going absolutely smug with muh tactics and then still get smoked.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.102521 del
>>102520
that grass looks very dry. hasn't been raining in a while I guess.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.102522 del
>>102519
Vile post


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.102523 del
>>102521
its so insanely dry everywhere I already wondered why the country is not up in flames like a certain french region in the south rn


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.102524 del
>>102523
Most of these fires are man made, so maybe you have less retards


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.102525 del
getting ready for the weekend as long as you're a sprinter.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.102526 del
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they see me rollin' they hatin'


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.102527 del
>>102526
Why does he look Chinese


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.102528 del
>>102520
desolate lands, free of hope


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.102529 del
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stolen from russbert. Also I'm banned there for some reason


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.102530 del
>>102529
But he was already seething yesterday


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.102531 del
>>102530
its a mp4


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.102532 del
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>>102531
I-I knew that


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.102533 del
>>102527
We've been over this


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.102534 del
>>102527
it’s actually Japanese chud


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.102535 del
>>102514
here we were saying that double gc guy is shit for bora and lidl and now these guys are saying it's a key to success for lab
which one is it


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.102536 del
Why does Visma, of all teams, have such a rabid cult of chuds, soi boys, and faggots?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.102537 del
>>102536
They're the original social media team


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.102538 del
>>102536
Lanterne rouge degens flocked to the team after they became official shills


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.102539 del
>>102536
they’re just hecking wholesome


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.102540 del
>>102536
which type are the #gckuss guys


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.102541 del
>>102536
Please stop using the V-word, thec-word, the s-word and the f-word, it is very offensive


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.102542 del
>>102540
the hype is real!


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.102543 del
>>102536
d*tch teams have that effect


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.102544 del
>I don't believe that. If you look at how long Vingegaard stays somewhat close uphill on the Tourmalet (it's 30 sec at the top), then he was completely gutted in terms of wattage and power on the run to the finish and on the descent.

>The gap remained really small uphill for a very long time, even though Vingegaard admitted he wasn't riding his best values. Visma will likely take heart from the fact that Pogacar already had a tough time mentally during the third week last year, and now, due to Urska's crash, has also missed out on an altitude stimulus.

>Last year on Hautacam, the climb was a real knockout blow. This one was less so.

Das rite chuds


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.102545 del
>>102544
what I read here is that they will kill Urska to mentally crack Pog


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.102546 del
>>102544
Dare I say it, a moral victory


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.102547 del
>>102545
The murder of her mother was a successful test run


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.102548 del
>>102544
What race are these guys watching lol


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.102549 del
ZOIDL raiding


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.102550 del
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Along with at least 4 (four) UAE merda at the spitze


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.102551 del
>>102550
and powless the apache for some reason


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.102552 del
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I was thinking " heh old man Zoidl is still racing " but then I remembered he is the same age as me and I got sad.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.102553 del
>headset rattling
Just as I thought I have gone through all I need. But it is satisfying so not as I am complaining a lot.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.102554 del
>>102553
bring it to my shop


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.102555 del
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Squeak


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.102556 del
feels burdo bordo man


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.102557 del
>>102555
The equally amazing thing is how strong his team is. You have fatties like Tim Wellens completely shredding peloton on a Cat 1 climb. And then all the GC contenders are being put in the red by Felix fucking Großschartner. Del Toro didn't even need to go anything, entire group of favorites was destroyed by Pogi's 2nd and 3rd domestiques.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.102558 del
>>102555
What is there not to understand? It's dopage


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.102559 del
>>102555
>pro cyclist gets to feel what it's like for amateurs when they are confronted with pro cyclists


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.102560 del
otruba huh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.102561 del
What is totalenergies even doing in this tour


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.102562 del
Hmmm maybe I'll open a Bordeaux for dinner


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.102563 del
Tom Kiwi Dumoulin calls Jonas a retard for riding single speed in a mountain stage


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.102564 del
After rewatching yesterdays Tourmalet its pretty clear the whole plan of UAE was to 1-2 attack with Pog and Del Torro all the way to the finish. But Del Torro blew himself up in the initial acceleration. He later recovered a bit but the whole plan was to for Del Torro to also put a minute into Vingegaard. That really shows the mindset within UAE. They dont just want to win the Tour they want to be 1 and 2.
Im sure the rest of the Tour will be in this direction.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.102565 del
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Why would Joseba OTRUBA, a climbing superstar, go on a solo breakaway on a pancake flat stage?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.102566 del
Go on baptiste, my son


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.102567 del
ZOIDL lachee at the Buchberg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.102568 del
>>102563
He's right. How many headaches have we seen from Visma and their stupid gadgets and gizmos and gimmicks


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.102569 del
ARRIETA goes solo
POWERLESS follow


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.102570 del
>>102568
anti sram dog whistles are not appreciated


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.102571 del
>>102563
He's right, but this is just the price to pay to ride sram


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.102572 del
Del dopo following yesterday would have been absolutely hilarious. They would have ended with 4 minute. Imagine the squeakingy


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.102573 del
>>102570
bauke mollema with a mechanical


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.102574 del
>>102572
They will still try the rest of the Tour. The main goal is getting Del Dopo a second place in GC.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.102575 del
>>102573
Arrrgggghhh! Fucking SRAM!


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.102576 del
Ynr the giro winner Tao Gigashart


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.102577 del
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Can you imagine Trump shaking Quinn Simmons's hand


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.102578 del
>grug saying he'll do the leadout today
Kek, finally he has to clock to work


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.102579 del
I really don't get how a chromium based webbrowser remembers my endchan session, but firefox doesn't. I will try whitelisting endchan.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.102580 del
Bastard won't let them have sprint +Kom today


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.102581 del
>>102579
#1 thing that drives me nuts about browsing on my phone


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.102582 del
>>102581
it's a good deterrence for automated cheese pizza spam, but I see that it's annoying.
I lower the threshold down to 1 text post before being able to post images.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.102583 del
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eben ebin :DDD


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.102584 del
time to move to the
NEW THREAD:
>>102455
>>102455
>>102455


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.102585 del
>>102554
No, it is almost a pleasure to mess with it.
I also need to justify all this blue brand paypiggery I have committed.
>sq_smug00.jpg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.102594 del
>>102584
No we have to finish this one off


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102598 del
Pedersen riding??


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.102609 del
Who??


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