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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No. 100403
Colombian menace edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>99402


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.100569 del
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>>100568
end of vuelta he was super lean, I think they said he was 62kg


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.100570 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.100571 del
>>100570
huh never knew that was a saved thumnnail


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.100572 del
>However, Danish analyst Brian Holm, a former rider himself, thinks it is a good thing that Van Aert is not participating in the Tour this year. He is convinced that his absence plays to Vingegaard's advantage.

>Jonas is more prepared than last year. Moreover, Van Aert stayed home, and that is an advantage for Vingegaard. There is now only one captain in the team, and that is him. Jonas is getting all the attention,” he says in the Danish newspaper BT.
Wout bros?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.100573 del
>>100572
why are they always this delusional, the guy hasn't been a captain since he took green
he just goes in breaks and sprints solo without leadout except maybe laporte


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.100574 del
We have ZIPPED through that last thread. 26hrs, no tourist back up.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.100575 del
>>100573
Permanent cope mode


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.100576 del
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>>100574
having to make 3 posts every half day helps kek


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.100577 del
Should be fine for tomorrow. I'm glad I left a week early though, 40 degrees all day + fire everywhere. Not fun


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.100578 del
>>100572
trine agrees


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.100579 del
>>100561
Jesus he looks like shit


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.100581 del
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Lol some burger who got a red card in the last game is allowed to play against Lelgium anyway because who the fuck knows. Prepare to get VARred into oblivion walloonberts


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.100582 del
>Dude, just look at what you’ve seen in recent years, look back at Armstrong etc., and we have enough proof! I get it, I tried for a very long time to believe that Pog is clean, but if you put everything in perspective at some point and think about it carefully, the chance that this is clean is very small. And all of this is purely out of love for the sport, because cycling will go down hard if we all start riding blindly again; cycling really isn't going to get away with it again!

wielerflitsers in meltdown mode


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.100583 del
>>100582
He is right but he is also wrong. What cycling needs is not less doping but more. Give every team the UAE formula and make the Tour de France full of 200+ km mountain stages.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.100584 del
>>100582
Who the hell believed for a long time that Pog was clean


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.100585 del
<HupHollandHup
>So a whole peloton crosses the finish line completely wasted, except for one person, who crosses the finish line laughing cheerfully and braking. Sure! #wearegettingfuckedoffforyears
nice username


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.100586 del
>>100581
top fucking kek


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.100587 del
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>>100555
Nothing personal, kid


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.100588 del
>>100572
what kind of weird super copium


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.100589 del
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>>100584
you may not believe it but there are people who take the rise of Seixas as definitive proof that Pog is clean. Even now, in 2026, they believe that Pog is clean. That cycling is clean.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.100590 del
The only clean riders are the ones that I like.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.100591 del
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>>100589
I don't understand the ones that rationalize that vingo is clean while screaming pogi is a doper


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.100592 del
fat norge bros...


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.100593 del
>>100592
he lost because there was no local bert to cheer him on during the run


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.100594 del
>>100579
I see a path for brother remco to finish 2nd in GC and get awarded the tour victory 10 years down the road because the winner was exposed.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.100595 del
>>100594
inshallah


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.100596 del
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what is this guy even thinking


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.100597 del
>>100596
I want to believe


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.100598 del
>>100596
Obviously breakaway


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.100599 del
No joke though, grug was getting dropped by Benoot pulling. This is un ironically over


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.100600 del
>>100599
and still I would consider him an outlier in the top 30 even
everyone ahead of him I would consider good in LBL except maybe fossie bop


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.100601 del
>>100599
Between becoming a dad and hinting at his career end, are you actually surprised?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.100602 del
>>100599
you laugh but Benoot aka BN00t aka Big Noot is no joke, the man once took out wout. Tiesj "Woutslayer" Benoot, Grug dropper.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.100603 del
Girls singing in my yard.
Cute and all, but can I not have to close my window.
Hit the Road Jack is being screamed now.
Look out the window.
Two already fat gypsy teens.
FUCK OFF, I have no mouth so I must scream.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.100604 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.100605 del
Stage 3 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2.75
>Vacek 11
>Poel 13
>Gregoire 17
>Toro 21
>Gils 23
>Evenepoel 26
>Healy 26
>Paret 26
>Simmons 26
>Voklen 29
>Vingegaard 34
>Plapp 34
>Seixas 41
>Pidcvck 41
>Baudin 41
>eetvelt 41
>Holand 51
>Martinez 51
>Skjelmose 51
>Ganna (!) 51
...
>Carapaz Montenegro 67
>Pedersen 101
>West 126
>Allah 151
>Lipowitz 151
>Bernal Gomez 201
>Otruba 751


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.100606 del
I unironically think Pogi is clean.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.100607 del
>>100603
walk up to them and harass them sexually, they will not call the cops


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.100608 del
>>100605
>Col du Calvaire
>11.5km a 4.2%
What did they mean by this.

Also would perhaps prefer the seether not have a high GC position because this would be a perfect stage for him.
And perhaps his seethe will be the reason Vacek or Gregoire or Baudin will be let go.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.100609 del
NOT be let go.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.100610 del
According to Deia, Mikel Landa (Soudal Quick-Step) is set to join Euskaltel - Euskadi ahead of the 2027 season! A deal in principle has been reached.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.100611 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.100612 del
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>>100610
very cool


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.100613 del
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>85 euro’s for one
>250 euro’s for collector pack


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.100614 del
>>100613
this will feed his next children when he abandons his current family again


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.100615 del
>>100605
SEPP might place


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.100616 del
>>100605
POEL at 13 hell yeah climbergrug era why not fuck it nothing matters


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.100617 del
Its seems to not have settled in yet bc Pogi is a nice guy, but gifting a stage in The Tour when you are behind in GC is very disrespectful. Like protruding nipples in Congress type disrespectful.
I predict Pogi will quit cycling within a few years because of growing hate.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.100618 del
>>100617
but his win is guaranteed so can you really argue that he is behind in gc


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.100619 del
>>100618
Thats the whole point. It says nothing matters, not even the scoreboard, because my win is 100% guaranteed.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.100620 del
>>100617
The real question is whether Remco or Jonas is the moral winner today.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.100621 del
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Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.100622 del
>>100617
>visma spending months doing PR about being ready, fish is stronger, they use AI, won the first stage
>pog slam the break to let del dopo win the next day
I'm loving it. He knows he has a 3 minute gap with the fish


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.100623 del
>>100622
He knows he actually has like a 20 minute margin over the tour, before he even starts to approach his limit, thats what this says, how he acts. Its also why he became bored last year. Because he realised this half way through the Tour in 2025.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.100624 del
>>100620
Jonas is the loser
Memco is winner
True moral winner is FPuck Moonen


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.100625 del
>>100624
do I really need to disarm the word filter?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.100626 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.100627 del
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>>100625
>>100626
I wrote Florian Lipowitz
But first 3 letters of first name and 2 letters of surname as one word


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.100628 del
I like to watch hokkei as well as ciclismo, the only problem is it's hard to see the puck


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.100629 del
>>100627
never heard lipo being called that way


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.100630 del
>>100627
FPuck Moonen


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.100631 del
>stuck in last thread award


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.100632 del
>>100631
it's been HOURS!


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.100633 del
>>100629
I just made it up


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.100634 del
you asked for her, well then


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.100635 del
>>100631
KWAB
surely nobody would do that for the last two threads in a row


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.100636 del
>>100581
it was a bullshit red, FIFA corrupt but it's the right result


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.100637 del
>>100634
We should rent out that brappig to other countries


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.100638 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.100639 del
>>100631
I refreshed a thread for an entire evening + next day once


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.100640 del
>>100628
People always say this and it makes no sense to me, hockey is the easiest sport to follow action


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.100641 del
>>100632
I figured euros were asleep


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.100642 del
>>100617
This was a masterwork psyop by Pogi.

Gives away a stage win, losing no time in the process. Basically teabags the entire peloton while also looking magnanimous. And his domestiques will continue to work their asses for him.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.100643 del
>>100641
you seem to misinterpret bertaczek's "I'm tired" posts


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.100644 del
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>>100561
LMAO!

this fucking guy


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.100645 del
>>100624
Bertbros... morally defeated by Puck Moonen


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.100646 del
Remcuck in green tomorrow? Lel Toro has yellow, Molenaar polka dots and Pog WC jersey


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.100647 del
>>100592
>>100593
If I'd moved my ass to be on site, I'd have cheered for Rico Bogen.
>3:54:45 / 180km
>46 km/h
new track record on his full-distance debut


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.100648 del
By yellow I mean white of COURSE


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.100649 del
>>100647
10 minutes faster than kb I bet the run after must've sucked big time


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.100650 del
I accidentally found this through a search engine. What the fuck are you doing over here?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.100651 del
>>100650
Posting about cycling?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.100652 del
>ChatGPT do a Bing search for the latest /cyc/ thead please


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.100653 del
>>100651
Yes, but why didn't you go back to the old /cyc/?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.100654 del
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>>100650
postin


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.100655 del
>>100651
and I thought this was a self-help site for bike maintenance.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.100656 del
>>100649
Yes, it was his first long distance run at all.
And Blummenfelt is a fucking MUTANT!


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.100657 del
>>100653
Tired of schizos and endless ridiculous captchas


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.100658 del
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>>100650
>he doesn't know


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.100659 del
>>100650
Avoiding schizos. Posting high resolution images and webms with sound with no captcha.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.100660 del
>>100646
? Jonas is still yellow


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.100661 del
>>100657
its kinda sad that the schizos are gone and the split is still going. The day of re unification will be glorious


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.100662 del
Oh and retarded jannies who do nothing about schizos but ban normal Berts for no reason. Here we are the captain now


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.100663 del
>>100656
well I meant it more in a dead legs kinda way I guess he overpaced the ride by a lot on purpose


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.100664 del
>>100661
it's so much nicer here


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.100665 del
>>100660
PPATTT


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.100666 del
>>100610
>Landa attacking in the drops on Torre in the 2027 Volta
Holy KINO


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.100667 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.100668 del
>>100666
this helmet is quite something


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.100669 del
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>The Matxin/Gianetti special


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.100670 del
>>100652
I typed an old /sp/ meme into DuckDuckGo and a link to a post here was the top result lol.

>>100657
>>100658
>>100659
I thought /cyc/ was a more mature community relatively free of schizos. But I'm a pretty casual cycling fan, so I only check in a couple of times a year. Maybe it got worse recently?

But yes, A lot of us left 4chan. Many boards have lost some 20-30% of their daily traffic over the past year. One of my communities was here on endchan for a bit, but we ended up on imageboards of our own eventually.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.100671 del
>>100670
Even without schizos, I really hate the new captchas.
Just not worth the hassle.
I still lurk though.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.100672 del
>>100670
We had two really really bad schizos that basically took over board and it became almost unusable outside of races.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.100673 del
>>100668
That era had some pretty funky looking helmets


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.100674 del
>>100673
That whole era had worst aesthetic. Bikes and kits were awful.

I know I will catch flack for this but you know it in your heart to be true


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.100675 del
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>>100673
Loved this custom design Garzelli had


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.100676 del
>>100674
Bikes were ugly, but the kits were kino and SOUL


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.100677 del
>>100670
Not gonna lie I regret the split but it is what it is
The no captcha, webms with audio, webms 10mb+ and no retarded mods is just too good
I still post on both boards, mostly to keep rusbert (pbuh) company


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.100678 del
Murilo Fischer country is so bad lol


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.100679 del
>>100674
I agree. Only bike from that era I like is pinarello f10


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.100680 del
Uno-X reign supreme


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.100681 del
>>100680
the breathing man marches on


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.100682 del
>>100677
Why doesn't he post here? The admin of this website is Russian too


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.100683 del
they never recovered from that 7-1 huh?


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.100684 del
>>100682
It didn't work for him for some reason and couldn't be arsed to work it out


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.100685 del
>>100682
putin doesn't like endchan. and when he tried to post he did some kind of spam error message. I looked it up with the admin, but rusbert decided to stay on 4chan.
good for him for keeping 4/cyc/ alive though.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.100686 del
Rusberto is the only thing I miss from that cesspit


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.100687 del
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Also this thread doesn't get nuked instantly during footy cup when ngubu misses penulty


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.100688 del


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.100689 del
>>100687
4/cyc/ thread died within 15 minutes lol


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.100690 del
Mexico lost


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.100691 del
Post


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.100692 del
Bertrand is this you?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.100693 del
>>100596
He changed his mind


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.100694 del
Need to post that one Norsk pepe I have stashed.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.100695 del
>>100692
Kek, could have been. Ask anyone that has been working for tourism in South of France and they'll say the same thing. Dutch are the worst, and Belgian the best. They probably mean wallon though


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.100696 del
Yeah.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.100697 del
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This had all the smell of an upset, imagine that HALLAND as the another HALLAND, the gigapolderbully.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.100698 del
>>100694
Waouh, Norway. Their settlements in Andalucia must be getting crazy at the moment


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.100699 del
>>100650
4chan is basically unusable on the phone now. I do post from time to time to keep RusBert company but I have to admit less and less. Here is just nicer


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.100700 del
>>100670
For me it was that american that they just refused to ban, and then I got banned for "off topic" while that guy was just spamming day in and out
Not going back


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.100701 del
First run in a year. Let's hope I keep my blood volume gain


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.100702 del
>>100573
Unsurprising really. Holm is giga-conservative, want racing back to like the 50s or something. And BT will print any nonsense that sounds positive.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.100703 del
>>100386
Yes. That is the plan.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.100704 del
>>100702
Should be more thankful, without Wout vingo would still be lost on the cobbles of roubaix looking for a bike that fits


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.100705 del
>>100600
Didn't see he completely gave up today. My bet is he want the jersey today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.100706 del
>>100704
It makes no sense. In-shape Wout is a top-5 hjaelper and he's shown himself many times to be super loyal when the situation calls for it. This really is just Holm wanting cycling to be like in the 50s with 9 unconditional hjaelpers who'd push the captain around if necessary to their absolute detriment of their own chances at all times.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.100707 del
>>100705
he didn't*


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.100708 del
>>100705
The stage looks deceptively hard today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.100709 del
>>100708
Yeah but why would he try so hard the first two days? It's possible he goes in the break and gets the jersey without winning. 100% visma is getting rid of it, he just needs the break to be top10 free, like without carapaz


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.100710 del
>>100709
He'll probably try, I personally see baudoped get the jersey somehow. Grug will get the sagan treatment


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.100711 del
>>100710
Yeah, baudin is a good pick, also because EF can put a lot of dopers in that break


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.100712 del
Interesting team from the dude in top of the league. Also the guy is 13th overall in stage races so he knows what he's doing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.100713 del
>>100712
>id=14
Dude is like a fucking hall of famer


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.100714 del
>>100712
maxxed out GC contenders by leaving out expensive sprinters and pog/jonas. interesting apporach.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.100715 del
>>100712
Suicide tactic


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.100716 del
>>100712
won’t work for long unless Evenepoel wins the tour


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.100717 del
>>100712
he's goooombling on a lot of less likely things to happen
>remco survives and survives well
>seixas doesn't crack brutally
>skjelmose doesn't get dropped on every climb
>pidcock lol


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.100718 del
Already went fish-less in the giro with some sucess tbqh. But yeah a true goombler


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.100719 del
Aouch last year didn't go so well. He's a remKING die hard tough, got to respect that


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.100720 del
>>100718
If yates didn't randomly die this was a really good team


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.100721 del
>>100674
idk there are some pretty nice bikes from back in the day. I much prefer the many logos paint scheme compared to the often boring monochrome or gradients we get now. The kits I remember fondly but that has a certainly has a nostalgia compenent.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.100722 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.100724 del
>>100721
that era of supersix was beautiful


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.100725 del
>>100721
This supersix is just perfect. I'd rather get a new one like this than any bike on the market at the moment


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.100726 del
But also the sl4, the Time. They're all very nice looking bikes, and I'm sad we went away from that aesthetic. It's not nostalgia, I wasn't even watching back then


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.100727 del
>Primoz Roglic continues for another year with the Tour de France as his goal.

Which team will go for the bait? Israel?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.100728 del
>>100727
why is he froomdawging


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.100729 del
>>100727
Cofidis


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.100730 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.100731 del
>>100727
Rockets for the full circle cos they made that slopsong years ago, get them the TDF start too


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.100732 del
Also looking at those pictures and I can't figure out why pro teams have mostly moved away from white bar tape. At least that's something from that era I can keep alive myself.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.100735 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.100736 del
https://twitter.com/i/status/2073855974721429963

VISMA is such a great team with great sportsmanship. We can surely see this in the new documentary


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.100737 del
>>100727
Welcome to Tudor...


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.100738 del
>>100735
That focus bike is pretty kino too. There is a boomer around Montpellier that rides it I always want to carjack him


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.100739 del
>>100732
Mechanics hate it with a passion. Having internal everything has made their jobs harder. Of course FDJ still do it.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.100740 del
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idk if this is a hot take, but aesthetically I actually much prefer exposed cables. They give the bike kind of stripped down skeletal look. I had these segmented aluminum Jagwire housings in silver and gold, looked so good.

>>100724
>>100725
Agree completely, never had a supersix but loved my caad10.

>>100738
I get so jealous seeing a boomer still riding some top tier rim brake bike from that era.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.100741 del
>>100736
This is actually pretty nice from the vismoids ngl


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.100742 del
>>100738
pic related of course


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.100743 del
>>100722
>>100723
when I think of cycling, thats still how it looks in me head. neon colors everywhere, trypophobia triggering helmets, tiny tires


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.100744 del
>>100736
Saw a visma runner (Hagenes I think) giving the "slow down" sign at the front before TV had even noticed. Guess he heard commotion on the radio


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.100745 del
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>>100727
hmmm...


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.100746 del
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>>100740
agree on the white bartape and exposed cables. picrel was me main bike from 2011-2020


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.100747 del
they’re all signalling that they want to give it to breal today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.100748 del
>>100740
well of course you're definitely in the minority with the exposed cable bit and liking old stuff in general. Personally I don't mind brake lines being exposed on rim brakes I think it looks good, two brake lines and two shift cable lines is too much though.
One of the oldfags I ride with has exactly this bike and it looks really good, much better than my dogma f. On mine you only have the front brake and it's line exposed on the cockpit and it's an eye sore for everyone who's used to full integration. I've had my bike stand next to someone with the disc brake one and it looks degenerate


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.100749 del
>>100747
Who's breal


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.100750 del
>>100308
Turning points jersey into a pure sprinter's jersey is indeed a disgrace. They should've been serious about it and created a new jersey for the pure sprinters (new sponsor!), and then made the points jersey LESS for sprinters.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.100751 del
personally, sprinters deserve nothing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.100752 del
>>100746
Are you italian champion? Nice looking bike btw


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.100753 del
>>100751
I'm just glad the cavendish era of 9 sprint stages is over


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.100754 del
>>100751
the tour obviously agrees which is why pure sprint stages are getting less and less hurray


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.100755 del
>>100752
yes its the 2011 visconti NC jersey + matching bibs / gloves / bidons


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.100756 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.100757 del
It's slock time


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.100758 del
MWW today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.100759 del
>>100749
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f-3sZjadCvo [Embed]

B R E A L


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.100760 del
>>100758
Mauro?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.100761 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.100762 del
>>100761
I remember when this guy won things


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.100763 del
DE LIE ded


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.100764 del
De Lie is not surviving this.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.100765 del
>cararat
yeah nah, that won't fly


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.100766 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.100767 del
CHUTEEEE


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.100768 del
JONAS DOWN


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.100769 del
>Crash by 🇨🇿 Vacek Mathias (Lidl - Trek) in peloton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.100770 del
>>100768
nevermind


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.100771 del
Armirail committed sudoku


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.100772 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.100773 del
Parrot painter using the crash


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.100774 del
riccitello ded?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.100775 del
never listened to radio tour before, I guess for those you don't understand French it's not that interesting. or do you have to wait until the English bulletin is on radio from time to time?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.100776 del
>>100774
Doesn't look as bad as Armirail but who knows


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.100777 del
Uijtdebroeks having to beg Clément RUSSO to close a gap to the peloton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.100778 del
>>100777
Why not just give up and recover in gruppo fatso


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.100779 del
the absolute state of bloblo. The de lie of climbing if you will


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.100780 del
>>100774
he hasnt been well for a bit


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.100781 del
>>100778
Nooo can't give up on 22nd place in GC


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.100782 del
>Uijtdebroeks
What a kwab lmao


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.100783 del
Matje


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.100784 del
grug on the prowl


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.100785 del
>>100781
Voisard breathing down his fucking neck


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.100786 del
HESSMANN spotted pulling for blobloblo


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.100787 del
gigaseethe from lenny


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.100788 del
Swapping shoes on the go - one of the crazier acts of bike handling


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.100789 del
attack by pregnant grug


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.100790 del
Lenny lachee and SQUEAKING


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.100791 del
Lol veistroffer will have to slave for de lie all tour


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.100792 del
Yeah UAE won't let Jorgenson ride. They will shut this down.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.100793 del
>>100791
and that's a good thing.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.100794 del
>>100792
Wtf are they doing. Politt can ride the entire stage at 400w if needed


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.100795 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.100796 del
>>100791
>>100795
Fuck, didn't account to this. Let's hope he DNF soon


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.100797 del
>>100701
would have to head to the track to find a 5km route with 2m elevation
even then perhaps not


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.100798 del
THEY are seriously running full defense for god damn HESSMANN here, literally >he a good boy didn't do nothing! tier. This is pathetic because they ALWAYS accuse everyone of dopage and mention formerly banned dopeurs whenever possible but when it's a D-tier German runner they are doing their best to reintegrate him into society? Pathetic


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.100799 del
Oh no no Lelgium is going to court for that red card. Going against Blumpf and Infantino who are always impartial and honest and will not influence refereeing in any way sounds like a GREAT idea


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.100800 del
>>100799
it was never a red
stinky b*lgians letting their seethe blind them and looking quite perfidious here
afraid of something?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.100801 del
reminder that you have live data available at the race center / live data ( wanted to post a link but this apparently i can't )
You can add some runner as your "favorites" and see only them.
That way you can see where X or Y is whenever you'd like

Also the french version calls late groups as "attardé"
Which quite literally means retarded in french so its pretty funny to see lenny being in "retarded group 3"


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.100802 del
Oh great there is Baudin


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.100803 del
>>100792
They should use UAE's incomprehensible rage for Jorgenson to bait them into closing gaps. Just send up Matteo and guaranteed UAE will slave themselves to death to close it down.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.100804 del
What did Son of Jorg ever do that UAE must run him into the ground on every occasion?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.100805 del
>>100800
It's OVER for them


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.100806 del
>>100727
MANDATORY della Vuelta pick.
Who is even going?
Do you have to pick the legendary ROGLIC-GALL-MAS tridente?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.100807 del
>>100804
They don't like his face. And neither do I


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.100808 del
>>100806
ALMEIDA will be sulpherous


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.100809 del
Mads Pedersen? Mads Pedersen


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.100810 del
De Lie already 7 minutes. If he OTLs then Veistroffer is FUCKED too


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.100811 del
Did that fdj squeaker just break his finger grabbing the bidon?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.100812 del
>>100727
wish this slurping doper would fuck off already


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.100813 del
>>100805
imagine if they lose after all this rigging


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.100814 del
>>100810
art of the deal by Cancellara


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.100815 del
>>100808
Surely Kern Pharma will show buckets of decency.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.100816 del
>>100811
wouldn't be the first time


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.100817 del
Ah Vatschek is back


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.100818 del
>>100815
I read that the team may dissolve next year. They will go ALL OUT


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.100819 del
I don't care what happens as long as Baudin is not in the breakaway


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.100820 del
>>100818
Haha holy shit, watch that sulfur only in safety glasses.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.100821 del
If the fight last 1h more pogi's winning the stage


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.100822 del
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>>100820
>mfw Urko Berrade


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.100823 del
>Free Catalonia


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.100824 del
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>>100822
>mfw Ivan Cobo


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.100825 del
I'm going to be honest berts I think I prefer the fanless tours


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.100826 del
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>Gr. De Lie +8'30''


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.100827 del
>>100826
Oh Emiel was total shit yesterday. Not very gud.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.100828 del
>>100826
why do they even bother


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.100829 del
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looks a bit chaotic to me


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.100830 del
>>100826
What's the OTL limit?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.100831 del
>>100830
yesterday it was 20%, I guess they will be generous again because of the heat


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.100832 del
>>100830
The time limit limit is always ridiculous, like 50 minutes or something


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.100833 del
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fraudulent group


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.100834 del
Mads Pedersen


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.100835 del
Mads stronk


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.100836 del
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suddenly out of nowhere: MADS


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.100837 del
Baudin FUCK OFF

FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.100838 del
Mecha bernal joins it


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.100839 del
And baudin is winning today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.100840 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.100841 del
And Mathieu is like oh well whatever I tried once or something?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.100842 del
Ah prodhom in front, UAE might pull


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.100843 del
>>100842
Why lol


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.100844 del
Fuck I paid 8 pts for healy too and he's sleeping. I'm really going to end up last at this velodrama


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.100845 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.100846 del
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poggers finally get to show off his rainbow jersey


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.100847 del
might go for a cheeky nap now


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.100848 del
>>100847
they are still in Spain, so you can call it a siesta.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.100849 del
>>100837
>>100839
surely you attentionpayers have picked BAUDIN who was in sulpherous form?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.100850 del
Hahaha that's a shame Bertnal


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.100851 del
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here's your tour de france winner


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.100852 del
>>100849
I don't pick disgusting dopeurs


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.100853 del
>>100852
post you're goomble roster, we'll see about that


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.100854 del
>>100849
He was pretty mid in the NC RR


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.100855 del
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bertaczek squeaking about flat tires in 3...2...1...


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.100856 del
>Un homme suspecté d'être à l'origine de neuf départs de feu dimanche dans l'Hérault a été placé en garde à vue, en pleine vague d'incendies dans le sud de la France, a indiqué lundi une source proche de l'enquête. Cet homme a été repéré alors qu'il circulait en voiture par des habitants du village de Coulobres, près de Béziers. Il a été interpellé par les gendarmes de Servian dans la soirée de dimanche alors qu'il arrivait, cette fois à scooter, dans la localité voisine d'Abeilhan, selon cette source ayant requis l'anonymat

Jonas sending workmen to cancel stages?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.100857 del
>>100853
I have the full FDJ squad


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.100858 del
>>100855
It is getting ridiculous though


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.100859 del
>>100858
look chud running the tyre at 2psi gives 0.5w advantage stop questioning things


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.100860 del
>>100854
Thought he was pretty good considering the numbers advantage the other teams have


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.100862 del
>>100858
They're just riding TT tyres, all of them


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.100863 del
>>100860
I mean he got dropped by delbove and berthet, nothing that tells you he's going to do good in TDF


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.100864 del
>>100858
please understand, saving those 2 watts by not having puncture protection and not running sealant milk in their tubeless death trap tires outweights the time spent waiting for a wheel or bike change.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.100865 del
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there's a fight for bidons in the peloton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.100866 del
visma with the 750ml bidons


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.100867 del
>>100858
Wout won P-R on slow tires, if you need some fuel for this crusade


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.100868 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.100869 del
>>100868
Nasty dude


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.100870 del
chateaux of revenge?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.100871 del
>It is warm in Northern Spain and Southern France, not Van der Poel’s favorite type of weather. “It will be a fierce battle to get into the breakaway regardless. There is still a yellow jersey up for grabs for a lot of riders. That is going to be noticeable. Will I try it myself? We’ll see. I don’t think it will be of much use. But if I have the legs to be in there, then maybe I can help Ramses Debruyne or Emiel Verstrynge a bit.”

What a fucking FRAUD.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.100872 del
>>100858
>>100862
tt tires flat when you look at them wrong simple as
>>100868
kuss and jorgenson battling for worst labber wow


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.100873 del
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>please come back Juan


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.100874 del
>>100871
Mhmm 3km climb and hot, grug will collect paycheck for mini grug


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.100875 del
>>100874
Dude lives in andalucia and he's still a fucking HEATLET


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.100876 del
>>100872
>tt tires flat when you look at them wrong simple as
Kek


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.100877 del
>>100875
He's not a heatlet he just doesn't want to ride on anything that isn't specifically tailored to him like last year's opening week


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.100878 del
>>100871
Just retire immediately, no use going on like this


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.100879 del
time to sniff some lac


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.100880 del
All I am saying is when Bertacek, an S+ tier mechanic from Bohemia, is getting pinchazo'd at MOST twice a year, but often less often, then a professional bike pedalists have no business getting pinchazo'd at all


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.100881 del
>>100880
But you only ride about twice a year


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.100882 del
looks like an ez Tejada win


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.100883 del
>>100880
Riding a 25km/h with nobody in front of you is easier to dodge the road junk


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.100884 del
>>100880
Can't flat on zwift bert


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.100885 del
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Mean berts piling on my Brtek.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.100886 del
If my chatgpt team beats me I'm fucking retiring btw


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.100887 del
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work day over for remco


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.100888 del
me last pinchanzo was in 2024, roughly 20k km ago


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.100889 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.100890 del
now I jinxed it


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.100891 del
>>100886
im expecting the UAE team to beat everyone


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.100892 del
>Baudin in virtual yellow

/cyc/ will be moving up in the velogoombling rankings today!


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.100893 del
>>100892
I don't pick convicted dopers THOUGH


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.100894 del
>>100846
Three jerseys so far for Poggers.

Remember that GT where Remco had like 7 different jerseys


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.100895 del
>not picking Baudin for a measly six dollars
Euros really are broke


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.100896 del
>>100881
>>100883
>>100884
None of this applies to me thoughbert


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.100897 del
I don't even think the break makes it if they don't start slurping in the peleton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.100898 del
>>100897
Yeah they're kind of hustling. Unless a tete forms out of the break on the climb


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.100899 del
>>100897
Grug was smartly saving matches


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.100900 del
I have onley ever had punxada when lazilt not pumping tyres before a Big ride
gravel gods can't help but keep winning


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.100901 del
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you might laugh at de lie, but there's de kleijn, veirstrtoffer and some picnic jobber as well


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.100902 del
De Kleijn and some Picnic retard with De Lie


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.100903 del
>>100901
>veirstrtoffer
At least he's just slaving


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.100904 del
>>100900
Don't you ride like 20km a week


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.100905 del
>>100901
Time limit is too generous, these guys should be out already


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.100906 del
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spotty coverage in the forests of count draculalands


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.100907 del
You guys wouldn't last a month in the land of flint. Flats are simply an unavoidable fact of life here.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.100908 del
>>100900
you dont ride your bike so that doesnt matter


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.100909 del
>>100905
Take out the last runner in the race every 50 km


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.100910 del
>>100904
>>100908
more fake news, you must be confused or projecting


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.100911 del
>>100909
And on the finish line. Imagine the sprints.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.100912 del
>>100910
Ok buddy, ain't seeing no rides though


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.100913 del
IDEA: Anders Mielke gets thrown face first from this mountain


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.100914 del
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attaque finnbert and dopeur munton
waar is bert julius?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.100915 del
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mads in green...for now


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.100916 del
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and baudin in yellow


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.100917 del
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BEAR


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.100918 del
>>100913
He's fine doing normal commentating (apart from an annoying tendency to pointedly over-pronounce runner names), but he really is quite annoying in this role


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.100919 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.100920 del
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feel like pure shit just want him back x


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.100921 del
>>100917
Cute, but also a bit scary I have to admit


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.100922 del
>>100917
Baby bear? Where's mama?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.100923 del
>>100912
>if I don't see it then it doesn't exist


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.100924 del
>>100917
A lot of medveds in Karpaty, especially in Draculand.
Polska and Slovakia also are starting to have a problem with them getting too bold.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.100925 del
chute horrible


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.100926 del
CHUTE. UNOX DEAD


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.100927 del
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uno-x shitter dead
anders johansen


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.100928 del
>>100880
has nothing to do with the skill of the mechanic and everything with the tires that have 0 durability and the speed of riding. When you hit everything you can possibly hit at 45-80 km/h even a smooth edge becomes a killer for thin race tires


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.100929 del
Oh that looked bad at first, especially when you got other riders checking on him, but I guess it wasn't as bad as it looked in that split second.


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>>100922
looks old enough that his mom told him to fuck off


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.100931 del
>>100927
Was nothing, just a nap in a weird place


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.100932 del
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ynr wout poels


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.100933 del
1'20 Baudin will get caught (again, haha)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.100934 del
>>100930
Ah yeah. Best case scenario I guess.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.100935 del
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>>100932
always do


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.100936 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.100937 del
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>M. Valgren


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.100938 del
Sibiu got a helicopter this year!


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.100939 del
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more wildlife


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.100940 del
And then UAE just stops


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.100941 del
>Mathieu


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.100942 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.100943 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.100944 del
>>100933
Good, my bet against him was that his powers (de dopage) are on stages where there will be stronger riders than him and the breakaway is unlikely to be let go, on those where it will be let go the stages will be more mountainous, do not suit him as much and he will not be allowed to chase Cararat.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.100945 del
Ah Politt now


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.100946 del
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hors


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.100947 del
>fake horse sounds


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.100948 del
>>100947
weeheehee


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.100949 del
Now that is parcheggio


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.100950 del
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aaaaah fucking Shimano


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.100951 del
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czechoamerikanski riders by lidl at the front of the peloton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.100952 del
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what is o'coomer good for these days?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.100953 del
Wellens looks like shit. Too hot


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.100954 del
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grégoire and voklan in trouble


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.100955 del
2 km to go


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.100956 del
>>100954
Clean squeakers while a doped one is in front


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.100957 del
group b-esque


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.100958 del
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romancing the balderstone


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.100959 del
FINN GOES PARANORMAL


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.100960 del
>>100958
Is that a teammate or a full kit wanker


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.100961 del
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big attaque by finnbert


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.100962 del
sosa of all places


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.100963 del
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munton finally humbled


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.100964 del
why doesn't de lie just dnf?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.100965 del
>>100963
it's over for liposhits


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.100966 del
>>100964
if they could close the gap to the groupetto 4 minutes ahead of them, they could save matches.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.100967 del
>>100964
His team needs him to suffer


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.100969 del
>>100964
Can't do that if the team makes someone work for you. That would be really shitty


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.100970 del
Being on the moto for three weeks must be awful


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.100971 del
>>100964
alphamale walloon innit


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.100972 del
feeling silly for not taking my boy Baudin, but I was already doubling up on two other teams


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.100973 del
>>100970
For us yeah


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.100974 del
Does /Bert/ prefer boudin blanc or noir


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.100975 del
>>100974
Can't say I eat them enough to prefer one or the other


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.100976 del
>>100964
better question is why doesn't he just train ahead of the tour


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.100977 del
do trek riders throw away their 30€ aero bottles?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.100978 del
>>100977
of course they do as theyre only like 30c worth of value


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.100979 del
>>100977
yea and some people resell their looted bidens


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.100980 del
So uae is winning every stage possible? The meme teams really are going to win


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.100981 del
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he did the thing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.100982 del
why btw are uae suddenly all riding with yellow helmets?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.100983 del
>>100981
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in his mind. Is this just really low IQ?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.100984 del
>>100982
team GC leaders


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.100985 del
>>100982
Team classification me think


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.100986 del
Baudin has been attacking constantly from the beginning of the stage and just keeps going and going. Not implying anything here...


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.100987 del
eurosport germany seething that there are spectators at the side of the road


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.100988 del
>>100980
Pogi will only win 2 stages this week. He's completely washed.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.100989 del
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remco wheelsucking sepp


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.100990 del
>>100986
>Riders do nothing
>SLURRERRPPPP
>Riders attack
>SQUEAKKKKK

Curious.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.100991 del
>>100990
no no rider I like: good
rider I do not like: slurp, squeak


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.100992 del
>>100987
ordnung muss sein


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.100993 del
>>100991
You're just upset you didn't pick him in Velogame


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.100994 del
>>100991
Exactly


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.100995 del
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we live in France


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.100996 del
>>100993
but I have Baudin?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.100997 del
>>100996
Well there's another seething Dutchman about


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.100998 del
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bear at the tete in romania


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.100999 del
>>100998
Ppattt


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.101000 del
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this irritates the Americans


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.101001 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.101002 del
>>101000
Nah, most Americans who follow cycling are Yurophiles of some sort


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.101003 del
Baudin appears to have signed a contract with team back pain


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.101004 del
>>101000
That irritates me


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.101005 del
THAT BROAD HAS HER TITS OUT


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.101006 del
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booba


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.101007 del
>>101006
Nice rack


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.101008 del
>Col du Calvaire

Hmmmm. Who is getting crucified?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.101009 del
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this little yellow trein is on my to-do-list.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.101010 del
>>101008
Dopeurs


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.101011 del
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why so serious?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.101012 del
>de lie 28 minutes behind


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.101013 del
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uno-x slags


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.101014 del
>>101012
He isn't alone so they might not otl him


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.101015 del
>>101012
And still has PLENTY of time for the time control. He can lose 20 more in the last 36 km


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.101016 del
>>101000
EU monitoring the situation


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.101017 del
Vaughters on Peacock seething demanding to know why UAE burning matches on a non GC day


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.101018 del
>>101009
cute train


we 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.101019 del
>>101017
>nooo you have to let us win


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.101020 del
>>101017
No fooling survivors
Also why isn't he in the team car


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.101021 del
>>101002
if you could move to one european country of your choosing, which one would it be?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.101022 del
>>100986
don't look now


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.101023 del


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...


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.101025 del
>>101017
>I WANT THIS PELOTON SLURPED


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.101026 del
>>101021
France. Wine, cycling, food, Alps, skiing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.101027 del
>>101017
want to win? ride harder


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.101028 del
Vlad is a better right than I thought


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.101029 del
>>100991
how can you dislike Baudin?


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>>101019
>>101024
>nameposting


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.101031 del
>>101029
filthy dopeur


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.101032 del
>>101029
but I do not, it is Autismbert who does
dopage is (again) a key element in the pedalton and if you don't dope you don't deserve to win


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.101034 del
>>101021
probably also France since I know French alright, otherwise maybe Ireland


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.101035 del
Salted Wellens


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.101037 del
what does UAE even want, del toro in yellow? gifting one to mcnulty?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.101038 del
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heh, one of those mordor style solar-thermic power plants


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.101039 del
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the memco fanclub is there as well


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.101040 del
>>101037
Pull just enough to keep Jonas in yellow


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.101041 del
>>101037
Grossschartner just keeps riding and wins


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.101042 del
>>101037
Pogiwins


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.101043 del
>>101040
Keep pulling to keep Jonas in yellow, then do the same the coming stages. Now this is gigabrain stuff.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.101044 del
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wheewheeehwee


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.101045 del
>>101043
>rest of France gets set on fire
>Jonas wins the le Tour


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.101046 del
>>101037
To teabag the rest of the peloton


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.101047 del
Fake hoarse again.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.101048 del
freddy maertens would have won today


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.101049 del
they haven't been showing the flyod landesque tete de la course in a while, but G2 instead


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.101050 del
>>101049
? it was just on them


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.101051 del
they should probably just compassionatly euthanize De Lie


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.101052 del
>>101050
of course just after I posted it


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.101053 del
Hmmm


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.101054 del
never seen such clean tarmac in my life


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.101055 del
>>101053
👀 you must attend this


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blasphemy


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.101057 del
>>101056
If it was Mohammed he would be dead tomorrow


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.101058 del
>>101054
the tdf special


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.101059 del
>>101056
Actually blasphemous and embarrassing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.101060 del
>>101051
they will send him off to a farm where he can run around and chase the cows and frolic in the tall grass


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.101061 del
>>101054
Very Belgian-coded.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.101062 del
they left de lie alone, it's over


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.101064 del
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bertaczeks new bike revealed


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.101066 del
>>101062
Good don't sacrifice Veistroffer


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.101067 del
Prodhomme confused why he's not getting doped bidons


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.101068 del
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>>101062
c'est fini


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.101069 del
>>101068
and de kleijn abandoned?
can't see him in the tracker at all


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.101070 del
>>101067
Apparently a satellite for Seixas


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.101071 del
>>101069
nah, he's in the groupetto according to the tour live ticker


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.101072 del
>>101071
How is that possible, did he take a car?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.101073 del
Can't my boy Baudin get a little motopacing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.101074 del
how do we deal with BAUDIN


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.101075 del
>>101071
yeah he's in the group according to the front page but when you click on live data with the individual riders he isn't there
dhondt is


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.101076 del
I hate Team UAE or oil NIGGERS as I like to call them


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.101077 del
>>101021
norf ethpanya of coursh


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.101078 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.101079 del
>>101021
Norway


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.101080 del
>>101076
Nice flag coward


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>>101076
hiding behind a squeaker


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.101082 del
>>101021
some greek island by the sea


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.101083 del
>>101072
just rode faster with Veirstroffer to get to the groupetto and left de lie to die all alone.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.101084 del
>>101081
better than hiding behind mold


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.101085 del
>>101076
oil N I G G E R S


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.101087 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.101088 del
please


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>>101086
he is literally in the team car right now without a transponder so they can drop him off 2km from the line


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.101090 del
>lost 2kg from a mere 90 minutes eggs
holy heat adaption


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.101091 del
so was it the right strategy of UAE controlling the race and burn through their helpers to force Jonas keeping the yellow jersey?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.101092 del
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>>101088
why dont you like the arab team being called oilniggers burgerbert?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.101093 del
My commentators keep on with this "boudin" shit and it irritates me like you wouldn't believe.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.101094 del
jayco al-ula are also oilniggers, bahrain victorious too. too many oil niggers


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.101095 del
>>101091
why? UAE doesnt even think about actual strategy. Their whole team is the Russian word Davai (+ doping probably)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.101096 del
>>101094
uno x sell oil by oil niggers


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.101097 del
>>101090
Drink more.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101098 del
>>101094
cycling is full of oilers if you think about it, petrol sport


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101099 del
>>101093
Do they also say Vatsyek


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101100 del
>>101090
you're big guy


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101101 del
>>101097
fink 2L ought to do it?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101102 del
>>101094
ye but they don't have enough money to buy all the relevant riders


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101103 del
how many oilniggers are there in the peleton?
* total energies
* uno-x
* UAE
* al-ula
* bahrain
* ineos


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101104 del
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craps or van eetvelt taking a piss?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.101105 del
>>101096
Total and Ineos are also oil niggers( jews)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.101106 del
>>101100
it's also quite hot and humid here


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.101107 del
>>101099
No, we have no problem with Vacek, Kopecky or Svrczek.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.101108 del
>>101092
It's a very inflammatory word in our culture.

People who use it sincerely are generally reprehensible. People who use it casually come off as edgelords.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101109 del
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just your normal Belgian family


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101110 del
>>101108
I use it both sincerely and casually


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101111 del
>>101108
check out this bert claiming that most black americans are generally reprehensible. what a bigot!


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101112 del
>>101110
Then you're a reprehensible edgelord.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101113 del
>>101108
racist


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.101114 del
>>101103
Has there ever been a sigarette team?


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>>101108
might've said it very sincerely


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.101116 del
Also reminder that most of SOUDAL products are made from oil derivatives.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.101117 del
>>101112
very rude and racist


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.101118 del
>>101108
So no we're going with forcing a make a wish reset of the vibe back to 2016.
Very cute.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.101119 del
>>101114
in the good old days when they were all chain smokers surely every team had a cigarette sponsor the same way they had bike sponsors


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.101120 del
>>101092
Plus, it's 'sand-niggers'.

Get it right.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.101121 del
there will be no happenings today, this is it. The stage will finish as is


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.101122 del
de lie loses 1 second per second to the peloton.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.101123 del
Who will Tadej gift the stage to today?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.101124 del
>>101122
>He's laying in a ditch somewhere
Tres Belgique


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.101125 del
>>101121
grossshartner just rolls over the line and wins


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.101126 del
>>101123
His benevolent majesty hasnt made up his mind yet


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.101127 del
>>101123
De Kleijn fresh out the team car


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.101128 del
>>101123
G-Sharts


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.101129 del
>>101125
I already said this


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.101130 del
>>101120
not all sandniggers are oilniggers but all oilniggers are sandniggers


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.101131 del
Del Dopo will EASILY win this sprint.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.101132 del
2022 wout would win this sprint


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.101133 del
>>101123
it's stage 3 already and he hasn't won a stage yet. if he doesn't win today, axelgaard will see that as weakness.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.101134 del
>>101130
I see your point there. I stand corrected.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.101135 del
ATTAQUE VINGO


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.101136 del
quin simmons spotted


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.101137 del
VACEK alive and present


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.101138 del
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the next remco laché


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101139 del
VACEK being wasted for nothing again


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101140 del
Wattsek raus


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101141 del
aaaaand there goes Vacek...to the side to make space


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101142 del
vacek gives up


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101143 del
Piganzoli useless


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.101144 del
>Paul SEX ASS
holy simulated runner


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101145 del
cheeky sepp at the front


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101146 del
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how do you pronounce Vacek anyways? Wattsek? Vacheck?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101147 del
Van Eetvelt looking good


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101148 del
finally some action


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101149 del
KUSS
U
S
S


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101150 del
>>101146
a watschn


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101151 del
>>101146
Vatsek


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.101152 del
high profile rider but pcs offers no pronunciation check, weird


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.101153 del
It's over pogiwinslol


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.101154 del
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LAME
LAME
LAME
LAME
LAME


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.101155 del
>>101152
it is an exercise in triviality
thought yuros were meant to be cultured?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.101156 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.101157 del
Remco losing positions on purpose again


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.101158 del
pogiwinslol
now we watch for another 45-60 minutes to see de lie rolling in.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.101159 del
Tadej Pogacar wins


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.101161 del
remco already washed and beaten by lipo


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>>101155
you can't expect me to know any of that


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.101163 del
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.101164 del
>>101161
If the ultra diesel already passes you on stage 3 then it's not gonna be good


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.101165 del
Ah well nevertheless


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.101166 del
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live position of de lie
c'est un vrai calvaire


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.101167 del
Ah the rat beats Seixas on the line


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.101168 del
del taco still 9th is fucking wild, they should just both sprint without leadout


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.101169 del
>>101166
Het is een calvarietocht Michel


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>>101163
this is where we Euros go all to bed and suddenly stop posting.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.101171 del
MASSIVE from Carapaz, I really hope he doesn't give up on GC


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.101172 del
Nice, now lets go over to the seething on Wielerflits


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.101173 del
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and GC


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.101174 del
>>101173
I recognize that mystery rider


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.101175 del
>>101173
who is that unnamed gentleman?


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>>101170
At 5:20?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.101177 del
>>101175
Carlos Canal


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.101178 del
>>101176
see >>100641
good night berts


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.101179 del
Pidcock 16th, thanks a lot asshole


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.101180 del
>>101175
jan speegosh


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.101181 del
Jegod 14th, that is much better than I expected


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.101182 del
Pog looking fresh as fucking daisies again.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.101183 del
Well well well, now UAE will have to work tomorrow.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.101184 del
no americans seen in the top 23


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.101185 del
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I have been watching this sport for 80 years and I still don't understand the tactics apparently.
What for are the all smart and clever Director Sportiffs of the lesser teams (read Bora and Lidl) sending hjaelpeurs (read Hinlel and Vacek) to the front to do some pulling and NOT leaving it exclusively to Merda or Merda?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.101186 del
pog ain't losing yellow no more


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.101187 del
I'm legit super impressed by Richie, he's really in top form


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.101188 del
>>101186
Baudin takes it tomorrow


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.101189 del
>>101183
all according to keikaku Vismabros


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.101190 del
>>101188
vaughters anti uae comments today put EF on the bad boy list, baudin is finished


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.101191 del
OTL cut off clock is ticking: 18 minutes left. the OTL time cut off time is 28:30 minutes.
also de lie vanished from the ticker, so he doesn't even get the OTL honor.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.101192 del
>>101191
PCS says 42 (forty two) minutes behind


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.101193 del
>>101191
Huh they said it was gonna be 50 minutes


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.101194 del
>>101192
the official site has real time data, while van zwan has been fucking with the results page with fake results to find out who is stealing his data.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.101195 del
Will Danish wifes be beaten tonight?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.101196 del
>>101191
>+42:27 1 151 DE LIE Arnaud


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.101197 del
explain to me how vingegaard becomes a top tier puncher in the tfd but can't ride over a molehill in the first 100km of a one day race like the eu championship


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.101198 del
>>101190
He'll never be allowed into the break again. All thanks to big mouth Vayghters


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.101199 del
>>101195
I think it's Trine who beats up Jonas and not the other way round


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.101200 del
>>101191
So that's wrong, it's 20 minutes more. De Lol can still make it with some help from the car


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.101201 del
What a weird post race interview. Seemed antagonistic towards Pog.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.101202 del
>>101188
Tomorrow is for the STARVED sprinters


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.101203 del
>>101197
stop noticing things


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.101204 del
>>101195
belgian roses will surely be hammered


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.101205 del
>>101199
Just imagine getting beaten to shit by a MILFy snownigger who then soothes your wounds with her Esquimaux sex magic


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.101206 del
>>101201
The hate is rising. You will see piss being thrown soon


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.101207 del
>>101197
It's probably safe to say that championship was an outlier unless you have specific reasons to consider it otherwise.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.101208 del
Pogi now 5th on the all time Tour stage wins list. Reaching Hinault at 3rd this year will be tough, but I won't say it's impossible.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.101209 del
>>101204
Only the muslim ones


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.101210 del
>>101197
peaks for one race a season like a certain ARMSTRONG Lance


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.101211 del
>>101205
You're American you can't use racist terms


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.101212 del
>>101197
le dopage?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.101213 del
Poor emil, clearly his heart isn't into it


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>>101207
there's not much to work with but it's not an outlier


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.101215 del
>>101211
I just tried it out to see how it feels and it really is hard to do.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.101216 del
>>101197
I think he only did the Euro Champs to avoid the criticism of never riding for the NT. He didn't prepare for it or care (it seems).
>>101212
yes well dopage also works in one day races


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.101217 del
It's clear he could be just doesn't care. Maybe this world cup he could try?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.101218 del
>>101172
already 50 comments


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.101219 del
>>101217
nah need to revamp their kitchen


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.101220 del
>>101218
Post the most seething ones


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.101221 del
rehydrating with coffee is surely good for me long term performance and health


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>>101220
I like this trio
popie jopie, never heard that before


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.101223 del
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Second day in a row when /tdf/ ends and it starts to rain
Coincidence? I don't think so


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.101224 del
>>101223
heat storm is comming


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.101225 del
>>101222
I follow the Tour mostly by Wielerflits comments & Mou's sissy hypno cuck Pogacar posts. Its the best way to know how the Tour is going.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.101226 del
>>101223
>>101224
three weeks of heat will make you wish for rain


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>>101225
it's shameful to admit but I recognize multiple commenters there now, it's like how old HLN was with deranged individuals


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.101228 del
I've seen enough, between Pogi being too explosive and the second heat dome hitting Central Europe, it's never been this over for him. He'll get euthanised in the passes, this time for real, right?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.101229 del
>>101224
>>101226
I'm praying to the squeak gods this is the most it gets


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.101230 del
>>101229
that's your adaption period, after that you BURN


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.101231 del
>>101227
There is vicious infighting going on there too between boomers. Possibly even spilling over to the streets/tracks.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.101232 del
>>101225
>>101227
the fun part is skimming through the livechat, its mostly 3-4 lads posting on multiple accounts in the comments
i know one of the frequent commenters is called marco irl


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>>101230
I might move to Finland
Is Finnbert accepting research assistants? Can they be male (male)?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.101234 del
>>101232
>>101231
my favorite guy is the woutomaat guy that writes like a retard and shills for tietema
might be a fake persona though because I don't believe such people can even turn on a computer


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.101235 del
>>101233
i've had multiple people voice the idea of a month long training camp in norway or iceland next summer kek


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.101236 del
>>101235
Just looking at Norway, Bergen apparently has average temperature as Praha +/-, I don't know what to make of it. Longer days? Golf current?
Rains 3 times as much too


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.101237 del
Yes yes De Lie us fucked....but what about veistroffer?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.101238 del
Thank god I left.
I'm spending the full August in Saint Malo btw, no way I set foot in this hell before septembre


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>>101234
60 posts and counting. Shit is getting grim


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.101240 del
>>101217
That's the plan.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.101241 del
Is De Lie still out on course?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.101242 del
>>101236
It's probably milder in winter


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.101243 del
>>101237
he was in the grupetto


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.101244 del
>>101239
jay "truth" bomming


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>>101236
this is the current bergen temperature and the average norwegian summer
some summers they don't even get summer at all it's just constant rain and sub 20 degrees temperatures


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.101246 del
>>101242
That too
Barely less sunlight
>look at that sunvoid in mitteleuropa


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.101247 del
DNF De Lie


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.101248 del
>>101245
How do you say "you have to welcome me, I come from Syria" in norwegian?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.101249 del
>>101247
Good, now he can focus on winning the Canadian classics and preparing his move to Tudor.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.101250 del
>>101053
Probably this is the similar exhibition tournament to the ones they had in London and Paris.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.101251 del
De Kleijn not in the results so it's basically confirmed he's on an e-bike somewhere


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.101252 del
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I wouldn't do a summer camp in Bergen though. Sure, if the weather is nice these are my favorite roads, but you can easily get 3 weeks of rain non stop in July, even worse in august


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.101253 del
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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.101254 del
>>101250
It's not.
https://www.sumoandsushi.com/newyorkcity
>lineup
>rasslers from lower divisions
Hehheh, the Burgers don't get the top line what Euro's got. Euros still got slop.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.101255 del
>>101253
dysgenics final boss


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.101256 del
>>101253
is that that hambini dude, jesus what phenotype is he


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.101257 del
>>101254
heh they get the slop of the slop that's funny and fitting


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.101258 del
>>101256
>You have reached the homepage of Hambini!
>I am Arampamoorthy Sachinder Srikantha Sanjeevkumar Varaprasatham Hambinathan. I am better known as Hambini.
well..


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.101259 del
I stopped watching after the break formed for a day of Spa and comeback to this thermonuclear dope bomb? seriously pogacar wins? and yellow?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.101260 del
>>101247
now send him to the Vuelta, so he's the first rider to DNF the Giro, Tour and Vuelta in the same season.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.101261 del
Just go to the alps. Anything 1000m+ is safe from the heat and you can ride your bike. Go to isola 2000, briancon. Whatever really


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.101262 del
>>101256
French according to himself


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.101263 del
>>101253
Nightmare blunt rotation


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.101264 del
>>101256
Some people say he looks german


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.101265 del
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>>101246
mogged


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.101266 del
>>101261
I don't know, Schnittbert got humbled hard just a few days ago


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.101267 del
>>101260
>the first rider to DNF the Giro, Tour and Vuelta in the same season
Would he really be the first? Seems like something that must have already happened.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.101268 del
>>101266
I was riding mostly between 500-1000m, on the sun side


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.101270 del
>>101252
dont worry none of that was serious


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.101271 del
Starting to think my last minute panache adjoostment should have been avoided, especially knowing I am still pretty much drunk after a big Friday night.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.101272 del
>>101270
I guess the only good thing about academia is that I trully can go 2 months without coming to the lab


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.101273 del
>>101234
yeah he is one of the regulars I meant, some of them have worked as unpaid interns for Wielerflits under their previous owner


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.101274 del
Lennert is good. I blame belgian bert for talking me out of it (non sens my team is a disasters of my own doing)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.101275 del
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>>101274
trust the process


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.101276 del
so far BIERSTERBOS has been a bit disappointing
let's hope he is building up slow for a Big turd week in this edizione of the le tour


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.101277 del
>>101261
prefer pyrenees me, cheaper less tourists and friendlier people (because they’re not serving burgers all the time)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.101278 del
>>101277
Yeah, Koretzky spends months in font romeu every year and the riding looks AMAZING


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.101279 del
wtf is that bike fit? she completely extends her legs and even is on the tippy toes. professional also


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.101280 del
Bert please recommend me a travel itinerary to visit and enjoy the areas around the bay of biscay
I would like to see places such as the other Durango, Bilbao, san sebastian, the pyrennes, bordeaux, nantes basically from galicia to brittany
possible in one trip or better to do separate journeys for franzia and españa ?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.101281 del
>>101279
her running form is even worse


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.101282 del
>>101279
how even, the last time I put my saddle too high it felt absolutely horrendous and I wasn't even close to extending that far


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.101284 del
Breakaway day tomorrow? Y /N ?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.101285 del
>>101284
Y, healy wins
Unless ineos is insane and rides for Godon


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.101286 del
>>101285
Trek for Mads


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.101287 del
>>101253
>Der Benji Gooner


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.101288 del
>>101286
Hear me out.....Cofidis for Aranburu.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.101289 del
how many of these weird brands are out there


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.101290 del
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>>101289
>Saarto


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.101291 del
>>101289
A lot. Those pensions are not going to spend themselves


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.101292 del
>>101280
Europa is small, you can do it in 1 day


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.101293 del
>>101292
fun fact, europe is smaller than texas


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.101294 del
>>101292
perfect, in that case maybe it is best to take an extra day and træn over to wien for a schnitzel ride
thanks pal


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.101295 del
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>open youtube
>gravel bike thirst trap
i prefered my dutch trainmasters videos tbh


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.101296 del
>>101295
>Not having your social full of a meticulously curated selection of bunda and booba thirst traps
Ngmi


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.101297 del
>>101296
if you don't post them here then it is safe for all to assume that you do NOT posess such a thing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.101298 del
>>101279
triathlete bike fits are insane especially on the womens side. Either they are super upright or it's something like that. Freakshow all around
>>101282
same, high saddle also feels horrible for me


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.101299 del
>>101297
Imagine if your social feed was tailored to your /cyc/ browsing history
>Bertacek - Bike maintenance, new (gravel) bikes, dutch conductors vlogs
>Suissebert - Ceske Drahy videos
>Malawibert - How to get away with Dopage videos and Low quality anime
>Autismbert - Travel vlogs and tunnel survival tips
>Finnbert - New mother tips videos
>NYCbert - LIVE crime videos from the hood
>PHDbert - Thrist traps undergrads videos with factual mistakes
>Hungarybert - Sumo Highlights
>Belgianbert - Bertacek REACTION videos
the rest of ya'll probably get normal videos, congratulations


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.101300 del
>>101299
I would watch autismberts tales from le tunnel


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.101301 del
>>101299
>checks youtube
>cats
>dogs
>diy shit
>wild west history
>lance podcast
>no booze vids
>no fat people vids
Hm.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.101302 del
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>>101299
kek truth


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.101303 del
>>101299
mine is already just Super SEPP contents


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.101304 del
>>101303
playlist consists of 125 different edits of Seppchug https://youtube.com/watch?v=SCnp42i8hjc [Embed]


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.101305 del
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>>101299
but I already get Czech train autist riding old Czech rolling stock before they are being replaced with new soulless Skoda treins videos.
when bertaczek wants to go to Rakousko for hiking but gets told they have Semmering at home:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lEXhpHSNnig [Embed]


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.101306 del
>>101305
>Prazsky Semmering
based
it's operated by this company called "Club of Train Tourists", they operate about 5-10 nostalgic lines with old czechoslovak era of trains. Very cool.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.101307 del
A couple of years ago when I last took a train ride here in the Slavlands an elderly Asian couple asked me if riding on retro trains was a regular occurrence. They seemed really enthusiastic.
I didn't have the heart to tell them this is how all our trains look like.
Such is life east of the iron curtain


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.101309 del
>>101307
>look at the map
>surely bert is exaggerating
>look at this impressive dual line from Lublaň
>50 km/h max


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.101310 del
>>101309
Our entire railway infrastructure is from the Franz Josef era.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.101311 del
>>101309
>>101310
It's really all shades of blue, besides some rare random stripes of green (+100km/h)


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.101312 del
>/elite/ vs ayuso
>it's a slurper
go figure


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Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.101314 del
>>101313
very much so


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.101315 del
>>101312
MORGADO a SOLER
now there was a match up


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.101316 del
>>101313
A bidon of piss for one, a source of joy for another one


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.101317 del
>>101316
for many those are one and the same


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.101318 del
>>101315
been a while since we heard from either what have they been up to
>morgado won the NCs
>soler chuted brutally in the giro I guess
ah


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.101319 del
>>101317
don't kink shame the germans


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.101320 del
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The UCI should implement mandatory hydration breaks. Imagine if the whole peloton just simultaneously dismounted halfway up Ventoux for 10 minutes of hydration and advertisements.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.101322 del
>>101321
Finbert would demolish half of the foid pedalton.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.101323 del
bertaček vs fpuck moonen in a 30km TT with some vert, who ya got?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.101324 del
>>101323
Hard to say. I'm not sure Puck could ride 30km. But then again could Bertacek make it that far without mechanical comique?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.101325 del
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>>101321
Is it really necessary for him to be this performative, dude clearly knows thats not true and so does she
>>101324
I thought puck is back in business finishing races and stuff


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.101326 del
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>>101321
Is it really necessary for him to be this performative, dude clearly knows thats not true and so does she
>>101324
I thought puck is back in business finishing races and stuff


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.101327 del
>>101325
> Is it really necessary for him to be this performative
In 2026 America, yes


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.101328 del
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>>101323
>>101324
In 2019, when FPuck was in her peak, she rode 13.8 ITT at the prestigious BeNeLadies Tour at 37.158 km/h


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.101329 del
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explain how I double posted, you can't

anyways i'm putting generational wealth on brtek


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.101330 del
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>>101328
>Finishing 4+ minutes down on a 13.8km ITT in Belgium


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.101332 del
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>ayuso marches on


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.101333 del
>>101328
and your fastest 14km ITT ?


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.101334 del
>>101333
I never rode ITT in me life and I don't have a 14 km flat to try it


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.101335 del
>>101334
some bergs are fine to include
please report back when you finished


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.101336 del
joaobros..


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.101337 del
>>101335
will try tomorrow allah willing


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.101338 del
>>101333
Can it be on Zwift


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.101339 del
I found a GREAT video to post when pog gets kwabbed on a climb too bad you will never get to see it


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.101340 del
>>101339
Give Seixas a couple years


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.101343 del
Interesting recommendation


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.101344 del
>>101336
I still like the footy and I'll support the NT no matter what, but I've noticed in recent years that I'm much more bummed out by the yearly Almeida abandon due to sickness or him missing out on a win by a small margin.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.101345 del
>>101337
Found a 14 km FLAT road with minimum traffic and only a half a dozen slowdowns, we will see


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.101346 del
>>101343
>>101343
>BeardMeatsFood
I thought this sort of slop died out 10 years ago


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.101347 del
>>101343
For me it's steve mre

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOiniyWbTRc [Embed]


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.101348 del
>>101345
mashallah wallahi
>>101347
that's a kino


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.101349 del
>>101326
>>101328
a friend of mine who only last year switched from running to ciclismo rode against her in this crit:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/de-wageningse-muur/2026/result
finished ahead of her
she is a fucking fraud end of


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.101350 del
>>101349
>tfw no ARENS Maureen ciclista gf


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.101351 del
Where do squeakers go when they die?

A mouse-oleum hehe


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.101352 del


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.101353 del
Lame


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.101354 del
>>101353
I now remember the murican lame poster who only posted in abandoned threads that were about to die.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.101355 del
>>101354
>Gooby
Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.

But did someone actually do that and why


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 22:51 [Preview] No.101356 del
>>101355
It's 4chins Bert.
Lots of very "special " people there.


Bert 07/06/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.101357 del
seven hundred dollarydoos flight tickets even to get to madrid? get fucked


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.101358 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.101359 del
Americans as fraudulent at football as they are at cycling, not even cheating can save them


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.101360 del
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100km, 2000m climbing, lots of PRs (power & segment); and the verdict is in: 30mm tires are great, way smoother, gotten multiple PRs on descents


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.101361 del
>>101360
Nice ride Bert


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.101362 del
>>101351
Bert really lets it all out when he has a no trein day.
>plainfrog.jpg


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.101363 del
Belgium is a football nation anyways, leave the cycling to other nations.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.101364 del
>>101360
that forest looks sick, cool ride!


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.101365 del
Seapking of tyres, should I get to 28? I feel old with my 25 but especially in austria the roads are so nice it feels I don't need more


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.101366 del
>>101365
time to go for 30mm, if you can fit them on your rims. the ride comfort is great and most of the time I ride them at like 3 bar (at 73kg) with zero pinchanzos since mid 2024


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.101367 del
>>101366
I put more on my gravel bike tbqh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.101368 del
>>101360
Beautiful


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.101369 del
I hope nobody picked kiwiman


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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.101372 del
>>101365
I would always go as wide as you can fit although if your roads aren't beating you up there's not much to be gained
>>101370
turbo grim


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.101373 del
>>101366
>>101372
Noted. I doubt my 2016 defy can fit 30, but 28 should be fine


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.101374 del
>>101373
Remember that they bloat a little


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.101375 del
>>101374
don't we all?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.101376 del
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>>101375
just a bit of chocolate never hurt anyone


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.101377 del
>>101375
It's called weightmaxxing


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.101378 del
>>101366
isnt the mushrooming an issue? would love to fit 30mm on my hollowgrams


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.101379 del
Had a quick chat on d*ily call with one of the two native bongs in the team, who is ginger has an Irish name and is a he/him btw, and this asshole said that he thinks they are easily going to the final now.
Norge has to do needful, like really needfully.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.101380 del
>>101378
depends on the rims I guess, but I am no expert


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.101381 del
>>101378
for aerodynamics ye it negates the aero gains of your rims


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.101382 del
Wielerfliits with the shameless articles about visma and SEIXAS lmao


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.101383 del
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randoms news:
>new UCI rule change. Musettes are now allowed to be used by riders to distribute bidons.
<uijtdebroeks attributes illness for his lackluster performance in the tour so far
>pogi's gf back on the bike training
<contract extension for hindlel at red bull bora
>van eetvelt didn't like that UAE went for the stage yesterday
<birthday's today: N. Vinokurov (24) and Abel Balderstone (26)
>visma handlers seething about the armirail chute yesterday: "When there is no room to get by, but a rider still hammers into you to create space and pass ... 👍👌 Thanks !"
<grug expected better results


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.101384 del
It's so windy here roofs getting displaced
But at least it's not forty degrees like in Carcassonne


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.101385 del
>>101383
Balderstone bros, we are entering the prime years


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.101386 del
you now remember LUTSENKO


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.101387 del
>Van der Poel suffered yesterday in the heat. "It wasn't a pleasant day. Today should suit me better, but it has to be an improvement over yesterday for that. In this heat, I can't put out my wattage."


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.101388 del
I'd just chill in the groupetto today and tell the DS to pack some ice cream.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.101389 del
>>101387
He's just like me


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.101390 del
>>101383
Why do cycling doctors think it's a good idea to ride in 40 degrees when shitting your brains out


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.101391 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.101392 del
>>101387
heat
the eternal wattsgoblin


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.101393 del
>>101390
just gotta make it to the rest day eh he'll miraculously recover eh despite extreme strain on his body every day making it impossible for the body to recover from illness
t. management on shit teams


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.101394 del
>>101388
sorry champ best we can do is this ænemic "burrito"


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they ride back south today.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.101396 del
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poupou III


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.101397 del
>>101394
>whypipo no season dey food


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.101398 del
>>101394
looks like <500 kcal


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.101399 del
>>101396
>Climbs are at the limit of what I can do
He was more fun when he didn't look at the profiles


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.101400 del
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>pogi nuestro hermano es un mexicano


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.101401 del
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the plot thickens


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.101402 del
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don't even need to check instagram anymore when tv does it for me


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.101403 del
>>101402
Remco looks like my infant in her little bath


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.101404 del
>>101403
Watch out for propensity for ciclismo and for seethe.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.101405 del
instagram is a goldmine to find images, but I don't want to make an account, I guess I can simply start a new browser session to access the pics and bookmark the accounts from riders and thirsttraps manually


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.101406 del
>>101405
Allah bin remco has an infidel tattoo?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.101407 del
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>>101405
pvstory dot com, I use this for this purpose if I really really have to peek.
Used this also to stalk girlfriends and gym hotties.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.101408 del
>>101407
heh, the expert speaking here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.101409 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.101410 del
>>101407
High tier coomer spotted


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.101411 del
>>101407
The requirements of accounts is absolute shoah to be honest
I don't even want to stalk your girlfriends, I just want to download photos for compilation without FB/X/IG accounts and it's barely possible


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.101412 del


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>>101409
they didn't hide it in Spain.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.101414 del
Remco lachee


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.101415 del
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>253km solo ride


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.101416 del
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we gaan
they won't let captain america go


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.101417 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.101418 del
last one for now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.101419 del
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mads
castrillo
vandebroek
vacek
kirsch
vauquelin
van baarle


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.101420 del
how does vacek, mads and captain america riding for themselves help ayuso and skelly?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.101421 del
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like yesterday, everyone wants to be in the break, so there's no break at all in the end.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.101422 del
some teams don't like lidl having vacek and mads in the break.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.101423 del
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alain phlippe stealing the last spot in the pedalton from Schmid, very rude


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.101424 del
remco and yatesi had a flat tire before the race even startet


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.101425 del
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mooo


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.101426 del
Where is verstrynghe


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.101427 del
>>101390
from Uijtdebroeks to Indebroeks


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.101428 del
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everyone happy now? not yet.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.101429 del
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girmay
jappe
captain america joined tete as well


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.101430 del
german eurosport cucks are seeeeething because spectators were at the road yesterday, getting flashbacks to the seething during 2020/2021. FUCK these globohomo faggots


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.101431 del
Everyone there except lazy grug


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stupid potato chase with baudin, now it's too late


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.101433 del
>>101430
>germans
Beside their beer its hard to wistand them.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.101434 del
34 riders so no breakaway points


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.101435 del
34 riders in tete


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.101436 del
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SQUEAK


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.101437 del
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pogi with a piss break


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.101438 del
Smelling a BLING win


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.101439 del
>>101430
ZSPECTATORS ON SE SIDE OF SE ROAD WHEN ZE CIRCUS IS CLOSED? UNAKZEPTABEL WE DONT DO ZIS IN GERMANY


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.101440 del
Hm I think they just talked about why UAE hates Jorgenson but I wasn't paying attention. Will have to go back and re-listen later.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.101441 del
The whole corona period was a fever dream to me.
I spent 4 months at home with full pay and remember nothing from it


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.101442 del
>>101440
Doesn't it all stem from the no balls saga


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le grasse or la grasse


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.101444 del
Why do I have nobody from a group of 100. Why is Mathieu not doing anything. Why am I here just to suffer


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.101445 del
>>101444
why did you pick grug knowing very well he will not do anything, just so you can complain about him?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.101446 del
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splöt spläsh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.101447 del
>>101444
Break is too big to count so no breakaway points.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.101448 del
>>101447
Yeah but the winner is in the break and it could have easily been grug


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.101449 del
>>101444
its stage 4 shut up man, your fraud will do something at some point, parijs is nog ver he


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.101450 del
>>101448
And suddenly Dopathlon started to ride


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.101451 del
Well, okay.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.101452 del
>>101445
But I did not pick him. Not everything is about Velogames Bert


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.101454 del
>>101452
It'll be a brother girmay victory


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.101455 del
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>>101452
Then why are we here?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.101456 del
>The entire transfer market currently seems to revolve around Paul Seixas. The 19-year-old French prodigy will only resume negotiations with interested teams after the Tour de France. Visma | Lease a Bike is also in talks with the Frenchman; this has been confirmed to Wielerflits by the Dutch team.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.101457 del
>>101440
I think he shit talked them once


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.101458 del
>>101454
Well I lied he actually is in my team so I do have someone
>>101455
To suffer


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.101459 del
>>101454
Based black kings immune to the heat


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.101460 del
Kwabbed


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.101461 del
>>101459
wish I was immune to heat


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.101462 del
>>101460
It's okay Europeans can handle this Jorgenshit is basically DNF though


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.101463 del
>>101460
Imagine the heat adaptation. They will be flying.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.101464 del
>>101460
imagine if this happened to remco


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.101465 del
and I thought pissma had their 2nd bus at the tour as well, as they don't have another team in Romania or Austria.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.101466 del
>Turdsten TROON, maillot amarillo wearer


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.101467 del
Jesus Cian has 37,4 degrees fever and they don't want to remove him from the race till he has 37.5.
We might see him collapse today


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.101468 del
>>101467
lmao what
shouldn't riding 5 minutes in the heat raise his core temp well above that


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>>101467
Isn't 37 degrees a normal body temperature


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.101470 del
>>101468
The tarmac demands blood


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.101471 del
>De Lie forced to ride while farting and sharting all over his bike (repeatedly)
>Killian rides with fever in 40 degrees
surely there's some of labour laws that would allow to sue their team for reckless endangerment, let alone in France of all people


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.101472 del
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>34 renners
>still have no one in


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.101473 del
>>101472
Ehh still not sure this is going to go all the way. Some splinter team might not like that the black man is in the break.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.101474 del
>>101471
>it's fine as long as we don't view the runners as people but the whole ordeal as an act, a performance


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.101475 del
>>101473
Master Splinter? Why does he have a team


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.101476 del
>>101473
Those four are going for the inter sprint, you can make it six with Delettre and Stuyven.
But it still would be nice to have Artz, Jenno or dead Emiel in.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.101477 del
Remco arrière de la course


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.101478 del
>>101476
A good jappe can win today bettiol style


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.101479 del
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>>101478
>should have just kept jappe instead of forcing remco for a zag
>and kept baudin
>and kept racism under control and picked that birmay if not jappe


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.101480 del
>>101479
I mean stuyven, not phil. Phil doesn't have much chance


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.101481 del
UAE should really let troon get into yellow


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.101482 del
attacke Steinhauser


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.101483 del
>>101482
Defend those points steini


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.101484 del
Bettiol mentionned on rai, why I don't know


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.101485 del
How much is politt doing up front? 360?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.101486 del
>ynr Paul SIVAQUE


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.101487 del
>>101486
Earning 2mil a year doing nothing. That's the life


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.101488 del
>>101485
probably somewhere around that yes


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.101489 del
That LOOK doesn't look very good in full black


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.101490 del
Black power


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.101491 del
🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.101492 del
>Finally picked the right sprinter
I'm going to make it


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.101493 del
>>101378
mine (canyonbert) have 30-31mm external width so the aero is still in place, which made it an easy choice


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.101494 del
>pouring water on the thighs
Moved I learnt watching this race last year but this is a lifesaver in heatwave (35+)


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.101495 del
Jens vought dropped his microphone


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.101496 del
>>101492
glad I have Bini, wish I still had Bling though, too


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.101497 del
>>101496
bling?


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>>101407
advanced tech


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.101499 del
Is this the most boring start to the tour in recent years?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.101500 del
>>101497
nickname for a rider, pretty esoteric


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.101501 del
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Where in Belgium will you find the most squeakers?

Mousecron


What do you call a fascist squeaker?

Mouseolini


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.101502 del
>>101501
oh but my Indebroeks diarrhea joke wasn't worthy of a (you)


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.101503 del
so there's an article in the new york times about the best burgers in New York City and one of them is this fanatical crime - the Bratwurst burger:
>Sure, the chef Thomas Ferlesch can make a classic cheeseburger. He has one on the menu at Werkstatt with Gouda cheese and bacon onion jam. Still, each time Mr. Ferlesch went home to Austria, he wondered if he could make a burger taste like Käsekrainer, the cheese-stuffed sausages found across Vienna. (He could.) Onto a pretzel bun, he piles mustard, pickles and a handsome pork patty sculpted from bratwurst that answers once and for all: Yes, the hot dog is a sandwich.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.101504 del
>>101503
fiending for burgers


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.101505 del
chute someone


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.101506 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.101507 del
Mads betrayal


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.101508 del
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Uno-x shitter in yellow today.
Swisbert will be seething.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.101509 del
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heh, look at this G2 slurpage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.101510 del
Torsion Train in the leaders jersey AGAIN


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.101511 del
>>101509
Many such cases


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.101512 del
ein Kirsch bitte


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.101513 del
I was promised Mads will win


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.101514 del
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watscheck working hard everyday with nothing to show in the end


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.101515 del
fake bird noises


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.101516 del
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>fake bird noises


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.101517 del
fake bird birds


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.101518 del
Why is bacezch doing this


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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.101520 del
>>101519
what happens in 2076


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>inb4 lab rats will drill it up the climb and force poggers to keep the yellow jersey


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.101522 del
>>101518
We really wants the "Burnt most matches for nothing' jersey


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.101523 del
>>101521
Fish got 15 secs on pog?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.101524 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.101525 del
>>101523
they just showed him coming back, probably stopped to pee or just went back to the team car


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.101526 del
Big Jan about to do a holdup


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.101527 del
Gotta say traeen is really good at picking those stages where you get a free GC jersey


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.101528 del
>>101503
Strange to think that a Swiss man is scrutinizing my local borgir scene


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.101529 del
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>47% recovery
It's over


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.101530 del
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>mfw QUINN Sean goes in yellow


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.101531 del
>>101528
Austrian state railways offers Schnitzelburgers in their restaurant car.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.101532 del
>>101518
I apologize and take it back, he's getting a nice gap with riders far weaker than him


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.101533 del
OI M8, sir brailsford here, your family and the whole nation of France is watching you cunt, you better win.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.101535 del
krindž


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.101536 del
heh, sheik Suleiman ib-Ibrahim Muhoamed ab-Yatesi, now that was a runner


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.101537 del
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well done kirsch-vacek-fatnik


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.101538 del
Australians pronounce "debut" as "dayboo"


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DIDI


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.101541 del
girmay and philipsen really should have hung on


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.101542 del
The free streams are so shit during Tour de France I might have to pay up for the overpriced ad-filled official subscriptions.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.101543 del
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zim zam zimmermann doing a de lie


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.101544 del
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>>101542
have you tried a VPN and watching it in another language on an official stream in one of the many European state tv channels that are airing it?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.101545 del
I need VACEK to lachee so I can go on a ride


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.101546 del
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the quinns heh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.101547 del
lol why don't the 2 GC guys pull


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.101548 del
attaque CASTRILLO


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.101549 del
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movistar actually tactically perfect for once


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.101550 del
mads ready for MSR


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.101551 del
Kevin fat and out of shape


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.101552 del
kevin and grégoire really fraudulent this year


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.101553 del
VOKLEN betraying his entire family


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.101554 del
fads p. hanging on


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.101555 del
700 meters and mads has won


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.101556 del
is he aware that the entirety of france is watching him right now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.101557 del
>>101541
update: nah


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.101558 del
FRIGO?? Hee???


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.101559 del
>>101542
sbs.com.au, free account + australian vpn


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.101560 del
haha vacek and captain america have to slave for fads


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.101561 del
Okay I have seen enough
MWW
Going on a ride


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.101562 del
>>101557
even sprinting for 8th is points, mads is gonna rake em in today


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.101563 del
>>101542
Danish public broadcast doesn't have it?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.101564 del
>>101562
I don't think they'd be hanging on for 8th, they can't climb as well as Matthews


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.101565 del
Grug should have been here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.101566 del
>>101565
please understand it is hot and the climbs are too long


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.101568 del
>>101559
thanks Bruce it's working better than tiz


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.101569 del
why are they rotating, there's 3 trek guys


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.101570 del
>>101563
Danish public broadcast has Danmark Rundt and now also Copenhagen Sprint but no other cycling.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.101572 del


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.101574 del
>>101568
de nada, tiz and daddy became basically non-functional for me, too


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.101681 del
beep beep



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