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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No. 111537
Mont Ventoux edition (no running allowed)

>Current and upcoming road races
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Previous thread:
>>110578


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.111599 del
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nothing beats a Kapustnica tho


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.111615 del
>>111599
Kapustnica? In the middle of yet another heat dome?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.111617 del
>>111599
>>111615
ngl i had some lovely cold tomato soup for lunch yesterday, really hit the spot with the outside heat


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.111618 del
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I ate something I shouldn't have on wednesday and now I am paying the price
Which is VERY unfortunate because today and tomorrow are the only good days for BIG rides


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.111619 del
>>111618
>so frail mere food is able to take him out for days
someone force this man on steroids


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.111620 del
>>111604
Construction is just better paid while still being paid ok in Poland, the seasonal farming I guess is just what these people or "people" did when wages were horrible and they simply continue on out of habit with what used to work for them, and out of inability to come up with anything else because they are low-skilled low-iq literal workforce, nothing else.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.111621 del
>>111619
This one is on me
Instead of a healthy schintzel, I decided to have a caesar salat for lunch


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.111622 del
>>111621
Do you guys have the explosive diarrhea parasite too?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.111623 del
>>111599
Interdasting.

Difference between Slovak Sauerkraut Soup and Polish Kapuśniak

While both soups celebrate the tangy goodness of sauerkraut, there are distinct differences:

Occasion: Kapustnica often stars in the Slovak Christmas Eve feast, especially in its meatless form. Kapusniak in Poland doesn’t have as strong a connection to Christmas Eve.
Ingredients: Slovak Kapustnica can include dried mushrooms, dried plums, and sometimes even wine, while the Polish Kapusniak is more focused on meats and sauerkraut, often with a tomato base.
Meat Varieties: The Slovak version frequently features smoked sausage, while the Polish one might include pork or even ribs.
Texture: Kapustnica tends to be a bit thicker and heartier, with a complex layering of flavors, while Kapusniak is often lighter, leaning on the simplicity of its ingredients.

Sounds like Kapustnica is more of a runny bigos than what I know as kapuśniak, the saurekraut soup. And we don't use tomato base, some regional recipes may but not the "general" one.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.111624 del
>>111621
yes it is what kinda lunch is salad supposed to be


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.111625 del
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Skjelmose on Vingegaard on Pogacar


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.111626 del
>>111625
retire that's what
we don't need vingo anymore remco can fill his spot now


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111627 del
>>111626
There's a sort of tragic kwab nature to Jonas that can't be replicated. Maybe if Seixas can't close down Pogi in a few years


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111628 del
>>111626
>t. Patrick Evenepoel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111629 del
When do they ride past the nuclear plant


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.111630 del
>>111629
Or uranium mine or whatever it is


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.111631 del
>>111625
Just pedal harder innit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.111632 del
>>111628
I have been found out 😨


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.111633 del
>>111620
Makes sense. But I'd assume the demand goes up locally as well if the economy does better.
Ah well, every Polak here is a non-european less to take that position, so I support it.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.111634 del
>>111622
Are burgers simply not used to veggies or are Mexicans using human waste as fertilizers?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.111635 del
>>111634
Tainted lettuce grown in Mexico and sold at Taco Bells chiefly in the Midwest.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.111636 del
>>111635
I don't go to poisonous fast food joints so not a problem.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.111637 del
>>111622
It wasn't a good idea to get a dressing top on it at torty five degrees


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.111638 del
Chutefield right on the clock.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.111639 del
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another one for the archives


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.111640 del
>>111638
>>111639
they should have runners like VINE or CHUTEFIELD ride CX whole winter to get some basic level bike handling in


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.111641 del
Why are Poles eastern Europeans but they're Catholic instead of Orthodox


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.111642 del
>>111641
Baptism by Catholic chruch, don't think there is much more to it than that, only in Balkans due to proximity of both church seats they were at odds.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.111643 del
Is chutefield back?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.111644 del
French airforce declaring war on mont ventoux


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.111645 del
>>111644
a mountain so riddled by affaires de dopage it must be nuked


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.111646 del
What's the view like from Ventoux? You can see it from the TGV train when traveling south from far away.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.111647 del
>>111643
He is.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.111648 del
>>111646
Honestly not amazing. It's just so high compared to the rest


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.111649 del
Ventoux will always remind me of how furiously weak young Pog was.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.111650 del
whats the plan for the tdffaz today, sounds like an easy vollering wins


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.111651 del
>>111650
vollering wins but reusser loses no time and wins the tdf


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.111652 del
>>111649
He was disappointing on both attempts


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.111653 del
>Crash by Sheffield Magnus (Netcompany INEOS) in peloton
ofcourse why do I always think the inevitable won't happen


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.111654 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111655 del
>>111653
lol, lmao even


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111656 del
bissegger and unknown bora rider down


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111657 del
BOICHIS


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.111658 del
>>111657
>>111656
vlasov?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111659 del
Sorry I've seen a one there, not six for VLASOV.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111660 del
>>111657
PCSbert says vlasov


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.111661 del
>>111656
vlasov (apparently)


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111662 del
this just in, russian rider sabotaged by polish flags


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111663 del
Maybe VLASOV then, these numbers are little overlapping THOUGH.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.111664 del
Nice motorpacing to make sure they stay as long as possible


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.111665 del
nasty inhumana incoming


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.111666 del
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Rampy nieludzkié incoming


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.111667 del
belgian roads


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.111668 del
what a disgusting road


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Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111670 del
cozy forest road


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111671 del
ALMEIDA about to diesel through any moment now


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.111672 del
painful


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.111673 del
It's Sasha now at the front, not him chuting.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.111674 del
Bertacek rides this with 52-24 btw


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111675 del
lmao what is this


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111676 del
can't even attack if you want to


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111677 del
Based retard attack when it is actually suitable.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.111678 del
e-bike mode ON


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.111679 del
is it actually still 2km to go? the profile says it ends after the climb


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.111680 del
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Picnic MARTINEZ 2nd??


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.111681 del
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>>111679


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.111682 del
>>111680
he's got new knees apparantly


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.111683 del
where the fuck is everyone
brenner? lapeira? where are the climbers


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.111684 del
>aaaaaaaaaaa save me BARRE
t. lemon


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111685 del
BARRE BETRAYAL


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111686 del
BRENNER KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.111687 del
christen is actually like 60IQ but he's strong so it compensates


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111688 del
>>111687
Best kind of rider


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111689 del
surely thats a yellow card for Christen


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.111690 del
>Jan Christen winning a world tour stage.
wtf


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.111691 del
I am going to score 0 points for this whole fucking race. Next time I am just not entering


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.111692 del
Brenner is strong when they allow him to change his saddle height


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.111693 del
>>111687
he's not strong enough to compensate 2bh
del dopo on the other hand ..


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.111694 del
>>111689
I'm sure you can say you were dodging one of the 20 potholes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.111695 del
ROMEO very strong, not getting bonked by puncheurs on these rampas at all.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.111696 del
Well fuck you very much Fisher Black


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.111697 del
well picking sheffield was a massive mistake...


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.111698 del
Biestergod 32nd


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.111699 del
>>111698
That long as real name of mavi garcia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.111700 del
>>111698
damn that's good, only 20 seconds slower than notorious puncheur buitrago


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.111701 del
I'm quoting again heh. See it as free (you)s


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.111702 del
>>111697
other picks aren't doing too bad at least.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.111703 del
Brennoid wins again.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111704 del
Anyone noticed how kasia is not having her jersey unzipped as often anymore?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111705 del
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>>111700


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.111706 del
femmes peleton reduced to 20 riders and the climb hasn't started yet


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.111707 del
>>111700
Wrong quote kek, treat it as a free (you) as well.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.111708 del
Marlen winning would be fun


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.111709 del
Sheffield Magnus
Netcompany INEOS 2:38


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.111710 del
>>111706
as it should be


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111711 del
>>111709
>Boichis Adrien 8:54


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111712 del
>>111704
she's married now, slutty years are behind her


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.111713 del
Pauline KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111714 del
attaque campeon del mundo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111715 del
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>>111711


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111716 del
>>111709
I am beside myself with anger


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.111717 del
female rainbow jersey showing up for once.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111718 del
>>111714
>>111717
and immediately imploded


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111719 del
Thalita de Oude is 32


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111720 del
kek all those people yelling allez pauline at the wrong rider


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.111721 del
3 words:
ULLE WAR SAUBER


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.111722 del
haha PFP


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.111723 del
bert's gf niamh dropped


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.111724 del
how come there are fans?
i thought it was life threatening to be there !?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.111725 del
>>111714
That skeleton of Holgrem still there


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.111726 del
muzicová is washed


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.111727 del
Suisse commentator seething about his velogames team, he picked PFP.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.111728 del
why isn't zigart on whatever pogi is


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.111729 del
>>111725
Now I'm giving out free (you)'s.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.111730 del
>>111728
broke her jaw like 4-5 weeks ago in a megachute


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.111731 del
>>111728
Well for one being able to ride your bike without crashing every few days would help with the dope working


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111732 del
>>111730
it's not like she was very great before that


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111733 del
>>111723
FUCK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.111734 del
Pogi's gf in group PFP-Labous


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.111735 del
do something kasia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.111736 del
Roog's churning pedaling painful to watch


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111737 del
female UAE in shambles


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111738 del
big tree goes solo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.111739 del
>>111736
she's just like bertacek


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111740 del
>>111736
a rapide 40 rpm


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111741 del
>>111739
the fuck? i look gracious on the bike


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.111742 del
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MTB bros, we're back


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111743 del
smart by kasia because marlen will fuck with vollering


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111744 del
>>111742
the Netherlands look like this?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111745 del
attaque kwabsia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111746 del
KASIAAAAA


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.111747 del
Not based retard from Kwabsia.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.111748 del
>>111746
GO KASIA


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.111749 del
>all these berts watching women's "cycling" instead of just going to high res images and vids later
Sad


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.111750 del
>>111744
he's probably in livigno


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.111751 del
based blasi wheelsucking her hag leader


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.111752 del
>>111728
a common pogpologist bit is >zigart is proof that pog is clean


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.111753 del
reusser is very good at mindgames
demi is the classic dutch hothead


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.111754 del
>>111753
BIG Marlen knows to just diesel her way up


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.111755 del
>>111754
yes but also riding beside demi when she ask for a turn only to get back in her wheel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.111756 del
this gap is getting serious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111757 del
>>111756
she's more than a minute down


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111758 del
>>111756
theres no way she's not going to blow up she's already vo2maxing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111759 del
>>111757
yeah and still a lot of climbing left


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.111760 del
If she went 5km to go I'd start believing now, 9km is just too far.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.111761 del
>>111753
mindgaming her way out of yellow


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.111762 del
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111763 del
those are some pumped up lips on kwabsia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111764 del
You guys could have warned my about jose be*n. I guess I won't watch the femme for another year


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.111765 del
>>111764
watch on sbs


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.111766 del
>>111764
surely you have an official broadcast for that if even I have one
surely you don't have to watch anglo cuckshit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.111767 del
berts I think she might do it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.111768 del
women hating eachother again potentially gifting kasia 2nd tdf, hilarious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.111769 del
>>111766
Yeah, it's on francetv. Just got used to tiz I guess


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111770 del
CANYON/ZWIFT CORNER SPONSORED BY BERTACEK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111771 del
brtek gonna have to buy that endurace if kasia makes it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.111772 del
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Yeah, I need to turn off Polish feed, their voices are shaking, his and hers.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.111773 del
okay I was wrong, I underestimated the women hatred


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.111774 del
crack any second now h-heh
just you wait


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111775 del
>>111773
Guess they're committed now kek, truly a Toro-Carapaz moment.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111776 del
How can you watch this and take this sport serioulsy?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111777 del
um yes well, when it's time to get slightly nervous?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.111778 del
>>111776
I'm not a massive chud


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.111779 del
That brenner vs christen finish was pretty cool.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.111780 del
alright I get it now. Kasia is flying because she's on a CANYON and Marlen sucks because while she's on a CANYON she's on Movistar (complete trash team, massive malus) which outweighs the CANYON buff


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.111781 del
demi looks furiously weak


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.111782 del
kasia made her gap before the headwind, actual big brained tactics


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111783 del
Gr. Maillot Blanc about to catch the kwab duo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111784 del
How come Vollering wins every race with ease aside from the TDFFaS?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111785 del
I told you Berts I fucken told you


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.111786 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.111787 del
>>111784
she's team /weakmind/

not even joking


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.111788 del
>>111784
mental midget


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.111789 del
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>>111785
Ok, I am starting to believe.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111790 del
>>111785
you were right, too right even


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111791 del
Still a long way to the top
still a long way to Nice


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.111792 del
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women are a meme


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.111793 del
gonna be an interesting final stage that's for sure


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111794 del
niewiadopage


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111795 del
>>111794
purchase CANYON


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111796 del
demi was acting very cocky for someone this weak on long climbs


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.111797 del
Marlen dood


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111798 del
the kwabolic duo is painfacing a bit too much for how weak they've been climbing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111799 del
>>111790
:)


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.111800 del
>zipped up jersey
she just isn't the same


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111801 del
>>111800
more aero, that's how she's doing it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111802 del
>>111800
to be fair it was a bit unzipped like 10 minutes ago


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.111803 del
>>111800
lauren dickson has taken up that torch show off her nasty chest tattoo


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.111804 del
>>111798
they look uber bonked


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.111805 del
Kwablen Reusser
Demi Kwabenring


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.111806 del
>Gr. KWAB-KWAK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.111807 del
>>111804
yea and its concerning


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.111808 del
starting to SMILE


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.111809 del
Gunna have two minutes.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111810 del
unkwabbed Kasia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111811 del
very deserved, the men could never


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111812 del
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YEEEHAW


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.111813 del
>French timekeeping


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111814 del
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>nowhere near two minutes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111815 del
if she can do that than she was very retarded


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.111816 del
>4th win in the last 3 seasons
almost too much winning for her standards


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111817 del
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Not if Demi does somehting she will have 2 minutes. But this is nice.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111818 del
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.111819 del
big chompers on niedermaier


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.111820 del
>>111815
have you not watched vollering vs anyone in TDF? hatred and jealousy are always there


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.111821 del
le court with the van wilder special


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.111822 del
Ok, there were real cycling lives frente is 2:50 from pelotao at 35km to go.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.111823 del
>>111820
I don't know, last year she was just weak
the year before wiebes bertrayed her
2023 she won
and then before that I only remember anime absolutely dabbing on every femme


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.111824 del
Demi lactating a bit


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.111825 del
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>Émilien JACQUELIN to ride the prestigious La Polynormande


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.111826 del
where are the viskwaks?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.111827 del
god damn she's so pretty


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.111828 del
>>111825
>hiding in races without uno-x
KWAB


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.111829 del
Rolf ALDAG redeemed


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.111830 del
is the frenč gonna make it?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.111831 del
>>111830
hopefully


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.111832 del
non-coastal Algarve SOVL


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.111833 del
>>111831
they lost torty seconds in tree minutes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.111834 del
>>111833
unfortunate


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.111835 del
Today is kinda my home stage, mostly the start


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.111836 del
>>111835
Everything looks so dry


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.111837 del
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had a chute today going 44kph and some polish (kurwa) ebiker coming the other way thought exactly as I pass her that it is time to pull left and turn around with complete disregard of me flying right at her. thank god for me fresh tires and disc brakes I did not fall on asphalt, just some circus move over the handlebars into the grass. the boomer crashed pretty heavy on the road tho. only damage on me side is medium sized bulge on me arm where I hit her handlebar


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.111838 del
>>111837
I fear the e-bike boomer on every commute


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.111839 del
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>>111837
Very polish themed day today.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.111840 del
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>>111839


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.111841 del
>>111838
Honestly they're worse than youth on scooters


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.111842 del
>>111836
Pretty normal for this time of the year.

The Algarve has some troubles from time to time on their mountains, but this kind of vegetation is actually appropriate for the climate, meaning wildfires are kinda rare around here.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.111843 del
>>111841
at least the scooter talahons stay in the city, the ebike boomer is everywhere


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.111844 del
fireworks in portugal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.111845 del
now this is racing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.111846 del
ultimt kilomt


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.111847 del
rui, buddy, you ain't gonna win shit like that


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111848 del
Insane how quickly they give the results in Portugal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111849 del
Ruinis the wout of the low level racing


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.111850 del
idk but the Anicolor lad looked like how won to me


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111851 del
>>111850
yeah same


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111852 del
>>111340
>2 Daniel Cavia


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111853 del
SALGUEIRO was the guy to pick for 8, FUCK


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.111854 del
But all things considered, MESA is no MENDOSH


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111855 del
he got it


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111856 del
>>111848
wrong this time but I still appreciate


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.111857 del
Heh my guy contte is just warming up


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.111858 del
>>111837
VERY relatable these guys are insane and unpredictable


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.111859 del
>>111837
>another Bert almost assassinated by e-bike boomer menace


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.111860 del
Guadeloupe is live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SvPAeSVCQEM [Embed]


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.111861 del
Some of top 10 starting without d*sc wheel


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.111862 del
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Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.111863 del
MesaGOD I am BACK!!!!


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.111864 del
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>>111852


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.111865 del
maillot jaune is catching his two minutes man
unheard of scenes


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.111866 del
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pas normal


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.111867 del
STÜSSI lost 50 (fifty) seconds on maillot jaune


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.111868 del
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What advice would you give this young man?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.111869 del
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>>111868
Eat a lot of sugar and ride as much as you can.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.111870 del
>>111868
at that point you just gotta keep at it every day


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.111871 del
>>111868
>you're gonna need a bigger bait


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.111872 del
genuine question: how do you berts do intervals on the road? it feels like my legs are too "dumb" to actually stick to the prescribed watts, either overshooting it hard or being far under it but never being precisely in the range

on the trainer it's a no-brain activity and there's no issue, I understand this may seem like a dumb question


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.111873 del
>>111868
I wouldn't say a single thing to him, and that's what no one did. Anyway, after that I would ask him what the fuck a mile is because I have NO idea


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.111874 del
>>111872
it's easiest on a steady climb of course, something in the 5-7% range so you can keep a high rpm


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.111875 del
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>>111874
missed this part


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.111876 del
>>111872
its normal that the watts are a constant up and down and you're on/off the gas to compensate. It gets better the more you do it and you also have to look at the computer less and less because your feel for the effort gets better


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.111877 del
>>111874
>steady 5-7% climb
You can only do that on the VAM Berg or in Limburg in the Netherlands


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.111878 del
>>111868
no advice, straight to the slaughterhouse


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.111879 del
>>111872
Honestly not much to it except practice. I think it might be easier to get used to at a power where you're fully comfortable. So practice with tempo or lower, and hopefully the experience transfers to doing harder efforts also. Personally I don't really like doing hard intervals on the road, to much shit to be keeping track of while you're blowing up.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.111880 del
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Heh, walking between these drivers today I felt like in that meme where there's a party and this dude is alone in the corner like "they don't know I.."

They don't know I am not just a big ogre who makes photos of everything because this is a passtime for a retard grug, I can recognize half of them, can tell some of them just by how they look on the bike, know their race history better than them, cursed their names out more than their mothers and even had a hand in willing some of them into existence.

Heh..


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.111881 del
So Kasia's performance today was apparently the greatest femmes climbing performance ever and Demi's the 2nd best. Yes, both better than PFP's sulphurous performance last year.

Great to see that wheels keep getting rounder all across the board. True equality.


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.111882 del
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>>111881
lets see
alright


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.111883 del
>>111882
that is not very impressive, is it?
isn't the difference, in athletics for example, about 10%?


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.111884 del
>>111882
we might've berts in this very thread who can do 5.2w/kg on a climb this lng


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.111885 del
>>111883
others have 5.34 w/kg for the entire climb (55'22'') and vollering at 5.17 w/kg for the entire thing idk how much they consider the constantly changing wind and drafting and shit
previously was pfp at 5.04 w/kg for 64:50. Male cycling doesn't even have climbs that long anymore kek


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well yes the GAP is quite ... big


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.111887 del
I'm mostly impressed by the YoY improvements of an almost 32 yo woman. She did like 4.75 w/kg for 67 min last year (which was her best performance ever at the time according to estimators).


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.111888 del
>>111886
I don't know if there's even a comparable 60 minutes climb for the hommes
Maybe the de la Bonette? That one is not so steep and never used as MTF


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.111889 del
>>111887
that's seixas tier gains, femmes are getting serious


Bert 08/07/2026 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.111890 del
>>111888
I went looking for WT climbs, the longest Tour climbs they do these days are Mont Ventoux (~55 min) and Col de La Loze (~60-70 min depending on the version). Though one could maybe consider Télégraphe + Galibier (~85 min) as one climb.

Outside the Tour there's Finestre (~60 min) and Thyon 2000 (~58 min).

A few years back, Val Thorens (~77 min) was a massive one.


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>>111890
Those will all be sub 45 by 2030s


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.111892 del
Ciclismo?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.111893 del
friend of mine build a 32" gravel bike and I have to admit that it actually rides great
looks even more ridiculous irl than in photos though


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.111894 del
>>111892
Boy oh boy do I have good news for you!


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.111895 del
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>>111892


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.111896 del
>>111893
how tall is he?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.111897 del
>>111896
slightly taller than me (around 1,87) but still a size l frame
wouldn't be surprised if it will be the standard size for really big guys soon


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.111898 del
>>111893
you are friends with bertaczek irl?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.111899 del
>>111897
Knowing the industry they might push it for everyone. Honestly I don't think at 1m78 I would like something like that. I'm sure it feels great at speed though


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.111900 del
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Hmm. Wasn't going to keep this but it's growing on me.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.111901 del
>>111900
its a nice jersey, can barely tell its a current team one for outsiders


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.111902 del
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danube bikepath is more dangerous now than riding on the autobahn probably. the ebiker menace is out of control, had another near crash today with another boomer


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.111903 del
>DNS WIDAR Jarno


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.111904 del
>>111903
Pauline decided to DNS in solidarity with Jarno.


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.111905 del
>>111904
Kek what a kwak


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.111906 del
>>111904
kwaks


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.111907 del
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>>111903
there is no hope for the next next Remco


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.111908 del
>>111907
First UIJTEBROEKS
then WIDAR
is being the next Remco the greatest curse?


Bert 08/08/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.111909 del
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Only 1 categorised climb today in the volta but there seems to be a lot of ramps towards the end. How peculiar .


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