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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No. 113606
F edition

>Current and upcoming road races
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
25.08 - 28.08 TPC en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 2.1
29.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération 1.WWT
30.08 Bretagne Classic - CIC 1.UWT
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1
30.08 Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas 1.1 WE
02.09 - 06.09 Lloyds Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
02.09 - 06.09 ZLM Tour 2.1
03.09 - 06.09 Tour of Istanbul 2.1
05.09 Tout commence en Finistère Ladies Classic 1.1
06.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
06.09 Pointe du Raz Ladies Classic 1.Pro
09.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>112547


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.113610 del
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so they have a chance to rebuild lotto-intermarché and they are going to waste it on washed roglic


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.113626 del
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Czech tour legend FANCELLU not normal
GRANDE domenico is BACK


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.113627 del
landismo nooo (yes, I mentioned before I'm behind for once.)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.113628 del
I bet jose was shittalking about the climbing style of mauri again


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.113629 del
2ANCELLU


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.113630 del
knowing the winner already, makes watching the flamme rouge more exciting


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.113631 del
ineos will miss andrew, all that money and then the one good talent they give away
(repost)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.113632 del
meanwhile portuguese police needs to explain what they did wrong yesterday on RTP.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.113633 del
good result for jezek, but I'm disappointed in Alberto Monti.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113634 del
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cool bike


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113635 del
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Apparently, Tour of Japan is where Italian dopers are born nowadays


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.113636 del
Meh not a fan of these rampas humans finishes in Czech tour.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.113637 del
>>113632
What exactly happened? Did somebody drive onto the course while the riders were there?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.113638 del
Simmons dropped


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.113639 del
HIRT waiting for 3rd week


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113640 del
>ovosh dash galinsh mash felizsh de portugau


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113641 del
Maybe it is the Portuguese reponse to vash kiri.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.113642 del
>>113637
no hablo portughese and I still had the czech audio on while they had the interview with a police speaker.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.113643 del
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>>113637
basically


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.113644 del
>gr*vel
that upcoming road looks terrible.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.113645 del
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The boys are back together


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.113646 del
Czech women are hot af


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.113647 del
>>113646
casting couch enjoyer?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.113648 del
>>113645
they are both in Livigno? that's the tunnel shuttle to get to Switzerland.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.113649 del
>>113634
yeah
is the base bar molded to the fork?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.113650 del
>>113645
where's pidcock to complete the big 5?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.113651 del
>>113648
Grug is a known livigno enjoyer


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.113652 del
>>113638
another episode of WT runner completely sharting in 'murica
what the fuck is wrong with these assholes how can you be so bad at cycling


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.113653 del
AVANCINI riding with his MTB WC striped helmet on the road, stolen valor


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.113654 del
>>113653
also he hasn't been WC in years


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.113655 del
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>>113645


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.113656 del
>>113655
have you noticed visma almost never does this


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.113657 del
where are the flat tires? if this were in France, half the peloton would have crevaisons by now.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.113658 del
>>113657
Maybe they're not using the TT tyres for volta


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.113659 del
>>113657
as you wish


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113660 del
PERICAS dropped


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113661 del
percias getting bullied by the shimano car


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.113662 del
Pinchazzo PERICAS


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.113663 del
Waar Antunes?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.113664 del
perry cash


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.113665 del
>>113663
supposedly in gr. camisa negra


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.113666 del
chaos for the KOM jersey


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.113667 del
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burgerbert in esteemed company


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.113668 del
>>113667
>pcsgame
how peculiar


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.113669 del
The arctic pro peloton is starting the superrampa


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.113670 del
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Senhora de Graca
home


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.113671 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.113672 del
prime Van Eetvelt would have crushed these guys


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.113673 del
I hate anglo commentators so much like you wouldn't believe


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.113674 del
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SILVA but just barely


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.113675 del
van dopevelt not quite


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.113676 del
That ended up pretty close. A little cocky from Silva to stop pedaling so early or was he cooked?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113677 del
runners are totally spent


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113678 del
>>113676
I think he was cooked


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.113679 del
>PINARELLO
>rides for never say n-word instead of pinarelly q365
how did uci allow this


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.113680 del
>jokin stops


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.113681 del
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we live in Züri(ch). the start list of the femmes for this kermis race is pretty good. I didn't feel like going, so no live coverage from the ground.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EkAxJbyHk-s [Embed]


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.113682 del
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longo borghini in a normal lidl jersey


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.113683 del
so Guerrin will actually win the volta as the **s rider won't betray him?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.113684 del
nice view in Portugal, but no wildfire in the background.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.113685 del
ultim kilometru


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.113686 del
still no betrayal

BRING BACK VOLTA


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.113687 del
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haha


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.113688 del
very peculiar rider pericas


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.113689 del
Nych bros... we are too weak for betrayals


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.113690 del
bolle bert 14th
big things happening for us


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.113691 del
There is NO way Guerin survives the post-Volta testing. So Nychbros win again


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.113692 del
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Lol (age 34)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.113693 del
>>113691
>>113692
round bidons and whatnot


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.113694 del
>>113692
the late bloomer, giving hope to all to us berts getting older.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.113695 del
>>113692
I LOVE this picture


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.113696 del
>>113692
still got 3 years to make it in portugal meself


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.113697 del
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adegeest wins every point sprint and the final sprint


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.113698 del
>>113696
berts biggest goal is to make a team and go to the volta. finnbert vs reis in the ITT and the rest of the team trying not to OTL by analyzing the fine print OTL time adjustment every morning before the race.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.113699 del
>>113697
Wow that one chick got her asch wanded to her


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.113700 del
>>113645
who's colnago is that


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.113701 del
finally rain. I forgot about the concept that water can fall from the sky.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.113702 del
>>113701
the world over here is so dry it's actually offensive


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.113703 del
>>113700
see >>113655 the last guy. but I still have no idea who that is.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.113704 del
>>113702
all the fault of global warming caused by the tdf caravan


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.113705 del
>>113704
ban that sport all it does is kill things


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.113706 del
>>113701
finally... smoke from Belgian wildfires


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.113707 del
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dehairs haver participating
also Feuerstein who just was in Guadeloupe with Stüssi


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.113708 del
>>113707
ah now I see why van der Wolf participates, Schmid is there as well


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.113709 del
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Jan Christen, world tour stage winner.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.113710 del
eating some delicious speck


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.113711 del
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team kempten already at the front. they are the best German crit team.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.113712 del
their riders won the burger crit race that I watched here earlier this year.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.113713 del
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chute


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.113714 del
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heh jan christen involved


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.113715 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.113716 del
swiss cyclocross legend Kevin Kuhn in the points.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.113717 del
Guatemalan femeninas doing one hell of an ITT


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.113718 del
Londoño is catching her minuteman (female)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.113719 del
I don't know, there are four (four) femeninas pedalling around each other, i dont understand this time trial format at all


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.113720 del
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>>113719
this looks like a normal mtf race.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.113721 del
american chica is a ganador it would appear


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.113722 del
ganadora, even


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.113723 del
How did Londoño get kwabbed this horribly when she was catching up to 4 (four) different chicas?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.113724 del
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boy I don't know


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.113725 del
>>113724
future safety jogger tim torn teutenberg is a guaranteed top 10 pick


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.113726 del
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Schmid wins again. mountainbike rider almost humbled the world tour community.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.113727 del
>>113724
pick the top sprinters and zero sum with the rest of us


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.113728 del
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Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.113729 del
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not strong enough to beat the grabble scene from cap america


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.113730 del
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now we get the same crit but with fixies


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.113731 del
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only 6 girls left in testa della corsa after 1 lap


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.113732 del
I've never ridden a fixie, why even would you in Switzerland with constant up and down. how do you take the curvas when you keep pedaling without chuting from touching the ground or backwheel spinning?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.113733 del
>>113730
the final solution to bertacek's gear problem


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.113734 del
>>113732
"Fixie" frames normally have a higher bb position. And horizontsl dropout.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.113735 del
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suisse lass defends her title, Italian Puck on the podium.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.113736 del
>>113730
would


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.113737 del
>>113736
wouldn't mind getting into her panzeri if you know what I mean


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.113738 del
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>shifting gears fixie team
um, what?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.113739 del
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>2nd place Volta 2019
before I look it up, I bet he was beaten by Reish


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.113740 del
>>113730
fixiecrits are crazy and fun


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.113741 del
that's 2nd place of the prologue, not overall heh


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.113742 del
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Reis didn't do the Volta in 2019 for some reason...
also Ide Schelling is a fixie rider these days


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.113743 del
>>113739
wrong!


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.113744 del
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(149.65 KB 1280x720 chute69.jpg)


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.113745 del
>>113742
>Dylan Longride


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.113746 del
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old man briggs wins
squeaker leroy jenkins beaten


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.113747 del
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forget spesh, buy Canyon


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.113748 del
I'm still in disbelief that Visma signed Jakobsen for two years.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.113749 del
>>113747
would be cool if he was on the track pro canyon 2bqh


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.113750 del
>>113747
a convincing argument


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.113751 del
>>113744
There's a guy at my job who looks exactly like this and rides track


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.113752 del
5 chicas were OTL today at the guatemalan time trial


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.113753 del
The portuguese are not happy with camisa negra "stealing" the win from the portuguese hero


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.113754 del
>>113724
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.113755 del
>>113730
>join Bepink
>never race for them
Lotto-Puck wins this stat.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.113756 del
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Anyway

Bert, don't forget to adjust your adjustments!


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.113757 del
What about that guy, is he still riding?


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.113758 del
>>113756
Nah I don't give a shit about that shit so the usual sprinters + some fodder retards = team made in 1 second


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.113759 del
>>113479
>>113489
>reicholzheim climb on stage 1
Hmm, I'm tempted. But first week after my holidays.
Also:
>https://www.strava.com/segments/18977610
Heem Berg climb is more closer for me.


Bert 08/15/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.113760 del
Ok I did some adjustments anyway


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.113761 del
The big 5


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.113762 del
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>>113761


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.113763 del
there's a big one and below him there's a middle 3 at best.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.113764 del
>>113762
>There's 6 in the article


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.113765 del
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>>113730
>paola panzeri
sister of:


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.113766 del
another mtf in Czechia just to make a point that bertaczek needs easier gears.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.113767 del
>>113766
How much did canyon pay the organizers?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.113768 del
>>113761
>The big 5
Pogi
Memco
Guerin
Wout
Rajović

HM: Nych and the best 19yo in the world, Finn


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.113769 del
I'm adjusting


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.113770 del
MILAN is getting dropped on the slopes of (((Waseberg))), right?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.113771 del
>>113770
That's the plan, yes


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.113772 del
did you know they win their weight in hamburger?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.113773 del
De Lie has done two grand tours already he must very tired today.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.113774 del
>>113773
been training like shit too, which means he'll do well for some reason


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.113775 del
today gaudu will get humiliated by a biathlete


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.113776 del
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something water-y is falling from the skies


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.113777 del
>>113776
delusional


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.113778 del
czech tv is broadcasting vancouver tr*athlon for some reason


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.113779 del
Ignore the ALL CAPS, it is an error on veloman who didn't tag HOBBS or DEWULF


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.113780 del
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25 Paul Magnier
23 Olav Kooij
21 Jonathan Milan
12 Huub Artz
8 NOAH HOBBS
8 Laurence Pithie
8 Orluis Aular
6 Biniam Girmay
6 Søren Wærenskjold
4 Luke Lamperti
3 Dylan Groenewegen
3 Tim Marsman
3 Kaden Groves
3 Tobias Müller
2 Madis Mihkels
2 Arne Marit
2 Arnaud De Lie
2 Lukáš Kubiš
2 STAN DEWULF
2 Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 Milan Fretin
1 Iván García Cortina
1 Kim Heiduk
1 Tomáš Kopecký
1 Tibor Del Grosso
1 Jonas Abrahamsen
1 Matteo Trentin
1 Rune Herregodts
1 Thibaud Gruel
1 Niklas Behrens
1 Michael Matthews
1 Aaron Gate
1 Max Walscheid
1 Pavel Bittner
1 Alexis Renard
1 Filippo Baroncini
1 Haimar Etxeberria
1 Oliver Stockwell
1 António Morgado
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Senna Remijn
1 Axel Laurance
1 Benoît Cosnefroy
1 Luca Mozzato
1 Jensen Plowright
1 Fred Wright
1 Gianluca Pollefliet
1 Otto Vergaerde

>5=

4 Paul Magnier Olav Kooij Jonathan Milan Huub Artz NOAH HOBBS
>MVDF
>Lennergy Pharma
>BORING hansbull
>6th Column


3 Paul Magnier Olav Kooij Jonathan Milan Huub Artz Laurence Pithie
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>MVDF
>Patje's Angels


2 Paul Magnier Olav Kooij Jonathan Milan Huub Artz Søren Wærenskjold
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 Paul Magnier Olav Kooij Jonathan Milan Huub Artz Orluis Aular
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>Blood passport Inspector


2 Paul Magnier Olav Kooij Jonathan Milan Søren Wærenskjold Tim Marsman
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>Marq Qwabendish


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.113781 del
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Johnny Milan will be dropped like a brick.
I have seen it.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.113782 del
>>113780
Autismbert once again the most boring mf around


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.113783 del
chute


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.113784 del
>>113780
>2 Arnaud De Lie
wew


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.113785 del
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>Arnold DE LEI 26 velo points
>Matteo JURGENSOHN 24 velopoints
>Marco HERSHE 22 velopoints
>Berto BETTIOL 20 velopoints
>Matje MOHORIC 20 velopoints
>Emilien JEANNIERE 20 velopoints
>Julian ALLAHFILIP 20 velopoints


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.113786 del
Not a bad fuga in Hamburg.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.113787 del
>We apologise for the lack of information so far. As the organiser is not providing any information on the start of the race or the current race situation, we are entirely reliant on reports from competing teams on the ground. We appreciate your patience and hope to provide more up-to-date information as soon as possible.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.113788 del
reckon VAN BAARLE is contender for the worst transfer of 2026, any other names?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.113789 del
>>113788
If we consider cost to performance I think Ayuso is up there. It's hard to know what kind of salary Van Baarle is on.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.113790 del
we live in czechem


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.113791 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.113792 del
>>113788
Jakobsen


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.113793 del
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AUTISMBERT INTERRUPTS CZECH TOUR


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.113794 del
>>113793
Wait why is the stage almost done already


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.113795 del
>>113794
So people can go home and watch the cyclassic


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.113796 del
um yes, nice break for the breakaway, so they have fresh legs for the finale


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.113797 del
Benoit SWIFT lachee


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.113798 del
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it was a good trein


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.113799 del
>>113780
>most unique
uh oh


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.113800 del
Best maintained ski jumping trampolino in Czechy.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.113801 del
>>113795
But nobody cares about the cyclassic


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.113802 del
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>>113798
Nicknamed "coffin"


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.113803 del
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Great going Augustifinocchio.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.113804 del
Mads goes solo


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.113805 del
Frens-stadt ski jumping


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.113806 del
>>113805
Oh you're really behind.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.113807 del
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>Joseba BLACKMORE DNF'd two days ago


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.113808 del
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HIRT ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.113809 del
NSN gregarios about to drop HIRT


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.113810 del
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Not normal by SHEEHAN


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.113811 del
>>113806
the price I pay for a stable HD stream without the voice of Je Bn


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.113812 del
Gigapull from fridge.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.113813 del
Vuelta megastar HAIG pulling


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.113814 del
HIRT about to be dropped


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.113815 del
ultimo kilumšt


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.113816 del
>nothing ever happens


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.113817 del
FANCELLU wins after comicale mistake


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.113818 del
>non ci credo
>ultima kurwa
>wins anyway
>refuses to elaborate


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.113819 del
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Nice climb but the parcour is too easy for any real gaps


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.113820 del
czech'em produces some incredible comedy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.113821 del
ok, if I watch the ceske televize stream in Picture-in-Picture mode I can skip the time closer to real time without triggering the geoblock message that gets shown.
once again, top tier programming from bertaczek.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.113822 del
I my boy could do it


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.113823 del
oh no no no


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.113824 del
grande


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.113825 del
he won on a fucking Cinelli bike


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.113826 del
tankman running, very comicale


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.113827 del
Chute, Torito


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.113828 del
>>113825
Buy a Cinelli with Superrecord, Bert


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.113829 del
>>113828
cheap


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.113830 del
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>>113829


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.113831 del
Gaudu already DNF


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.113832 del
>>113830
how is 56.5 an xl?
that's a kids size


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.113833 del
>>113832
This bike is marketed at italian boomers, not czech giants


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.113834 del
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Czech Tour Stage 4 OFFICIAL Fraud Gallery

>12 HIRT Jan +00:14
>20 MONTI Berto +00:57
>23 LANDA Mikel +01:00
>44 PŘIDAL Tomáš +01:43
>50 BAIS Davide +02:20
>52 BAIS Mattia +02:46
>63 FRIGO Mario +04:01


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.113835 del
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Nothing to see here


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.113836 del
>>113835
precision-crafted in a lab for astana


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.113837 del
>>113832
size M already weights 2kg (frame alone)
if they made size 4XL it would require special shipping, too expensive


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.113838 del
>>113837
bu-but steel!


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.113839 del
>>113838
you can get like 8 (eight) tons of steel for the price of that frameset
how is the insane price of steel framesets justified anyways, why is it 5k instead of .5k


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.113840 del
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there is no justification
they know the goys will pay and the goys do pay
thats it, thats all there is to it


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.113841 del
>>113839
youre paying for the logo


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.113842 del
I didn't look up the guy who won last year's sick classic


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.113843 del
>>113840
It's marketed at boomers that think s-works are too comon.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.113844 del
the Elbe river in Hamburg that comes all the way from Böhmen


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.113845 del
Also yout s work should probably cost closer to .5k than 5k


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.113846 del
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Bahrain killing themselves for Bauhaus...


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.113847 del
Girmay crevaison


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.113848 del
Some uno x chud ate concrete


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.113849 del
>>113846
northern German tv said that Bauhaus is a mere helper for Vlad van Mechelen as the Waserberg is too much for him.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.113850 del
>>113846
bauhaus isn't the sprinter anymore
vlad and erzen are the sprinters


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.113851 del
>>113831
lmao


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.113852 del
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Is Internet really that bad in Straya?
I'm watching with Anglo commentary and Robbie McEwan keeps lagging out.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.113853 del
7km to go in Normandy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.113854 del
mads mihkels struggling


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.113855 del
>>113845
nah high end cf frames cost $500+ in materials and labor alone we know that from the factor guy. There's probably 5x more hands on work in a carbon frame than a metal frame and higher grade carbon fibers get expensive just from a cost/g standpoint.
Metal guys just order tubes from the supplier and then cut, bend and weld them. Where's the cost coming from someone explain


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.113856 del
>>113853
easy win for lapeira


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.113857 del
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>>113854
who? the imposter has no number and could be a kit wanker.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.113858 del
>>113857
nice boomer screenshot


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.113859 del
seems bigger than 17 seconds


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.113860 del
Del dopo furiously weak


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.113861 del
well, it's going to be a sprint


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.113862 del
what a dumb plan from UAE, just ride at the front del toro but don't attack harder and don't attack with another teammate


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.113863 del
can't get even get rid of a Cofidis rider


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.113864 del
>>113856
easy loss for lapeira


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.113865 del
Ug Paż wins.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.113866 del
kooij stuck in G2


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.113867 del
Split, Milan Kooij in G2.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.113868 del
Page


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.113869 del
milan and goy in G2


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.113870 del
Shit.
Koij not in the front group.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.113871 del
fuck off uno-x, just race in Norway


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.113872 del
Plenty of time, plenty of time...


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.113873 del
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milan te curro


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.113874 del
quick step needs to start gassing it


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.113875 del
whole visma group managed to be in G1


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.113876 del
>>113875
but who can finish? fiorelli? I have behrens in my team but surely he's gassed


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.113877 del
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wout lost, no extra data for wout mobile users.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.113878 del
Fuck you del Toro why are you doing death pulls?!


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.113879 del
they're not getting back


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.113880 del
I really fucking hate Milan he always FUCKS me


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.113881 del
>>113876
never try, never know.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.113882 del
collected


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.113883 del
>>113877
And FUCK W*ut


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.113884 del
BEHRENS looking massive


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.113885 del
if jakobsen was here he'd have a perfect leadout


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.113886 del
Yeah, they're not coming back


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.113887 del
kubis primed and ready


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.113888 del
MAGNIER got this


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.113889 del
Spoiler: Uno X wins this


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.113890 del
whats abrahamsen up to, why did he go to the front there ain't nobody from his team behind in there


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.113891 del
That better be Hobbs


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.113892 del
waar GIRMAY


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.113893 del
is that de lie?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.113894 del
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Arnold DE LIE


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.113895 del
surprised jappe didn't do this, it's one of the few races he has never won

I guess a serious try at renewi is cooler


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.113896 del
CHUTE wright


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113897 del
Fred managed to get collected once again


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113898 del
Justice for Roglic.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113899 del
collected


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113900 del
>>113896
Good


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113901 del
Wright collected

Things looking up for Roglic's Vuelta


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.113902 del
cursed robbie


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113903 del
BAM
who's the Astana rider in 2nd place?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113904 del
wow magnier beste man on de koers


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113905 del
so easy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113906 del
Ez


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113907 del
too ez


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113908 del
>>113903
ballerini


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113909 del
well that was easy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.113910 del
>>113903
teunissen or ballerini


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.113911 del
Annoyed I have missed Pithie is 14.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.113912 del
>2 Teunissen
heh


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.113913 del
kooij is very annoying, in the tdf he was one of the best climbing sprinters


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.113914 del
>>113911
a pity
3 pithie
4 FDJ sprinter


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.113915 del
artz beat de lie lmao


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.113916 del
>>113914
Penhoët


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.113917 del
Stuyven was a top tier transfer


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.113918 del
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horrible velogames for all berts


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.113919 del
Rutsch? What?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.113920 del
what a top 10 jesus
glad I got pithie


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.113921 del
>>113915
both behind rutsch


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.113922 del
RUTSCH lmao


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.113923 del
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>>113918
>5 H. Uhlig


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.113924 del
>>113921
Nah that's wrong it was an EF guy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.113925 del
turn off your smoke detector robbie


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.113926 del
Haha Kubish with the slowest sprint ever seen


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.113927 del
Fuck me where was that asshole Groves?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.113928 del
that alpecin rider might get relegated


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.113929 del
Indeed. Hobbs not Rutsch


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.113930 del
I thought hobbs was also a fatso, I should have put him in


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.113931 del
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it was hobbs not rutsch


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.113932 del
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>>113927
Bert...


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.113933 del
>>113932
Yes well....
I figured he'd be healthy by now.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.113934 del
bahrain with legendary sprinter mohoric


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.113935 del
>>113918
>1-7-8
And this might be a good result


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.113936 del
>>113935
I have 1-3-9 and whatever behrens gives


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.113937 del
Abandon Abner GONZALEZ


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.113938 del
brother girmay 90th, those cubes can't come fast enough


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.113939 del
remember LAFAY, what a runner
now not-running for 2026


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.113940 del
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>>113939
he's shadowbanned


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.113941 del
is it over for the front group in Noreg?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.113942 del
>>113941
Yeah that last rampa looks nasty.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.113943 del
bridge cycling... home


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.113944 del
>>113943
bridge + tunnel, very impressive


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.113945 del
>Nathalie Bex (28) crowned herself Belgian gravel champion in Grobbendonk, but that victory had an unpleasant aftermath. The numbers two and three, Loes Sels and Marthe Truyen, accused Bex of having cut off a section of the course.

classic gravel racing


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.113946 del
I tune in and some dumbasses chute uphill


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.113947 del
rampas chute


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.113948 del
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>>113945
its ridiculous they always cut the course, sometimes hundreds of runners at a time one after the other


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.113949 del
>>113948
her excuse is she was following a moto and didn't know the route lmao


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.113950 del
That Brazilian team has done absolutely nothing. One 9th place from Avancini, that's it. I miss the Angolan team with dopeurs like Barry MILLER


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.113951 del
cam on gigachard


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.113952 del
like squeaker riding away from the powerful south americans


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.113953 del
>>113949
So she admits to doing it?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.113954 del
eiKING


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.113955 del
isnt that a youtuber


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.113956 del
literal who rapid


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.113957 del
nice win, GC slurpers btfo


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.113958 del
yes it indeed is a youtuber https://www.youtube.com/@cedrikbakkechristophersen


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.113959 del
SILVA will be 14 points in the vuelta


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.113960 del
>>113959
Pretty sure he is not supposed to do it. Unless this race makes the team think differently


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.113961 del
>>113960
bad move by the team in terms of planning if true, dude could win 3 stages looking at the profiles


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.113962 del
>>113958
Former tri*thlete iirc


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.113963 del
>>113961
I read the original plan was altitude after Norway and then the Canadian classics and Worlds. In any case he should farm the Italian autumn races


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.113964 del
rooting for my boy contte to be the one to kwab oliveira today


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.113965 del
Since they opened that one decent kebab it is becoming my default option when no dinner at home.
Nice berliner gemuse type, all well done veggies, chicken in a marinade instead of that powerball of goyslop, feta plus the bun is decent as well.

Besides that pierogi place there is also great pasta, great fish and great burger places but they either are not open on Sundays or a burger costs above 10 eur.
That kebab? 7.fiddy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.113966 del
>>113962
very RARE transition path


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.113967 del
>bertollos waifu to St Michel - Preference Home - Auber93 (PRW) »
2027
what a team


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.113968 del
DUARTE in difficulty


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.113969 del
fat chinese kid likes the volta


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.113970 del
PERICAS the most loyal... Anicolor gregario?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.113971 del
attaque nevesh, sprinters in difficulty


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.113972 del
>>113970
slowing the pace for rui


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.113973 del
3km till the volta is over


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.113974 del
>>113973
Good riddance. I've always hated this mickey mouse race. You people always found the doping and shit organization endearing, but it killed a kid this week. Hopefully kills the race.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.113975 del
>>113973
volta lost its innocence (because UAE joined the race)


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.113976 del
>>113975
UAE got humbled by portuguese UAE, we're still safe


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.113977 del
>>113974
if killing riders would stop a race then tour de pologne and tour de suisse would be gone


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.113978 del
anyway it was a terrible edition even without the horrible accident
nothing happened


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.113979 del
>>113977
I think there's a difference between riders crashing into road furniture/off a cliff (which are fixed features of the road) and organization allowing a van onto the course while race still ongoing


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.113980 del
>>113974
>shit organisation
has it really been that bad in the past?

1 death in like 88 editions is pretty good for cycling standards

not to mention that the organisation is literally new this year


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.113981 del
rui oliveiras first pro victory


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.113982 del
>>113980
Still Portoguese tho


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.113983 del
>>113982
Spanish, actually


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.113984 del
I think he's happy


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.113985 del
It was a nice route and a good race, tbh. the accident obviously overshadows all that
Nice for Rui to finally get the win too


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.113986 del
Good ending


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.113987 del
>>113981
>>113984
maiden stage win at the volta in his home city, understandable euphoria


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.113988 del
>>113979
you're acting like they ushered the car into the race and the driver had no agency of his own


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.113989 del
>>113983
Yes well Tankman should run all races. Think of how complex the route is for all those classics and somehow always well done


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.113990 del
Kek, that's a lot of salt for a failed velodrama


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.113991 del
first Frenchman to win the Volta in history


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.113992 del
>>113990
I'm in a very foul mood as I was called urgently to the /cyc/ offices and spending most of my Sunday working, unexpectedly


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.113993 del
>>113992
Don't they pay you a swork worth of salary for these sunday calls?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.113994 del
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speaking of coping with failure last place guy has less points than me but 0 (zero) 0-point scorers
what the HECK he outdid me, he even has the dead man


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.113995 del
>>113993
Yes but it's not about the money


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.113996 del
>>113995
why the FUCK do you do it then


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.113997 del
>>113989
you'd be surprised how easy it would be to get your car on the course in a flemish classic
all road closure is done by volunteers who get paid in sandwiches


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.113998 del
>>113996
he's goymaxxing


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.113999 del
>>113996
I ask myself that same question.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.114001 del
>>113923
I PICKED HIM ONCE


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.114002 del
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GC. >>114000


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.114003 del
>>113991
And still no Portuguese winner since Amaro Antunes in 2021


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.114004 del
ffs, anoda round


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.114005 del
Efapelbros, we cannot accept this as enough. 0 stages, 0 jerseys and 6th in GC is simply not enough. Not even a 2nd guy in GC (Peña needs to GO). We are supposed to be the 2nd biggest team in Portugal, and yet, here we are not only far below our arch-rivals, but also many others with far fewer resources.

Reinforcements are needed URGENTLY.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.114006 del
>Porto jersey
Nevesh feeling funny


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.114007 del
Btw, I am an attentionpayer (subbed) and will properly respond later. Eventually.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.114008 del
>>114005
Efapel got embarrassed once again and I don't think Antunes climbs well enough to ever win the Volta. Lopes was very disappointing too.
They should go after José Neves


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.114009 del
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>>114002
Massacre left & right.
I mean up & down.
Not the song, you know what I mean.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.114010 del
>>114005
Is Antunsh planning to come back? As we see with Nevesh there is still a lot possible


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.114011 del
>>114010
find it kinda nasty how easily he seemed to catch up with the current peleton


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.114012 del
>>114011
So the peloton is very clean now then. There are exceptions of course (Guerin_PCSRanking.jpg)


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.114013 del
>>114012
>post_wall_riders.csv


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.114014 del
>Lafay contracted a virus in China late last year and was forced to repeatedly postpone his debut for Unibet Rose Rockets as a result. And it remains to be seen whether the Frenchman, who has a contract until the end of 2026, will make his debut for the team at all. “He is still battling an illness,” team manager Sverre Vik told DirectVélo.

>“Victor really tried to come back in the summer, but that didn't work out. He and the team's medical staff have decided that he needs to take a break. So he will not race this season,” is the painful conclusion from the French ProTeam.

>“The only thing I can say is that it is a huge disappointment for him,” Vik explains. “We noticed that he was very motivated when he joined our team. We were convinced that his profile fit our team perfectly and that it would suit him well. But then there is the health issue; that is a sad story, and at this moment we do not know what the future holds.”

this is so ridiculous I really do believe he's shadowbanned


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.114015 del
>>114014
especially according to his strava he still trained a lot on altitude camps after riding in china up to january


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.114016 del
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>>114014
has to be a shadowban or insane, previous thought impossible levels of scamming the team


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.114017 del
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>>114015


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.114018 del
>>114010
He retired in 2023, so I think not.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.114019 del
>>114017
>>114016
It's a scam I believe. Nicely done


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.114020 del
>>114019
there's a guy under the article saying this and they're attacking him very hard kek
<you don't think the medical staff would find out he's faking it


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.114021 del
>>114020
The idea of a shadowban is silly. They could have had him retire instead of doing this continuous release of illness news throughout the season.
But I also have to agree with that commentor and it would be weird if the team doctors didn't find out he was faking a virus.

My headcanon is that the virus is real but he had already lost motivation so he welcomed the excuse to not race and hasn't been trying hard to come back.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.114022 del
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went for a ride instead
no fuel so I am kinda hungry rn


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.114023 del
>>114022
>100km unfueled ride
2010's french tier


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.114024 del
>>114021
>he's falling for the chinese virus AGAIN


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.114025 del
>>114023
yeah i only planned 60 km but it started to get too lovely with sunset


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.114026 del
Let's see the results
>SILVA not normal
>W*ut humbled by made up runner
>Bertacek did GREAT in cyclassic
>Ugo PÁŽ awoken
>TSARENKO having some decency in anatolia
>scripted Rui win in Volta
everything is in order


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.114027 del
>>114026
6 instances of clear dopage


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.114028 del
Movistar:
MACIEJUK to stay for 2027
URIARTE in for 3 years
MILESI out for 3 years to Jogger


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.114029 del
>>114028
not digging the safety jogger name bros


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.114030 del
>>114029
Reminds of those days of football when a random businessman who has a construction company and a wholesale wiring business wanted to chip but also make the club seem nearer to his beloved Pobiedziska in so a club like KS Unia Kurwidoły suddenly became Polbau Drutex Unia Kurwidoły/Pobiedziska.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.114031 del
>>114029
team's dead it's time to leave it behind


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.114032 del
/pinot/bert coming back after the il Giro fiasco, FUCK


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.114033 del
I mean de la TdF fiasco.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.114035 del
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GC. >>114034


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.114036 del
>>114030
this is exactly how I feel
like spotify camp nou


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.114037 del
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>>114035
>don't blow it in the vuelta
<you'll blow it in the vuelta
>kiwi
<apple


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.114038 del
>>114035
Pinot 13th overall. Rui Oliveira, Nevess and Jokin rounded up his Nysh-Atunsh pick.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.114039 del
>>114035
People are going to be telling stories for YEARS about Bertacek's volta team. What was he thinking?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.114040 del
>>114038
Could have been me but I am probably not picking Nevesh if I need 4 extra points to flip Pena to Nysh.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.114041 del
>>114037
It's Pogikanker turn, can't blow too much if everyone has 3500 points as baseline.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.114042 del
>>114041
yes but there's always the possibility of spending 12 points on a sprinter that crashes stage 1


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.114043 del
>>114039
The whole year has been pretty rough tbqh


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.114044 del
>>114042
pedersen or van aert chuting week 1


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.114045 del
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>>114044
Why not both?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.114046 del
>>114044
but nobody will expect coquard pick


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.114047 del
>>114035
FUCK this shit. This time Juaristi FUCKED me


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.114048 del
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>Visma really hired JAKOBSEN
this is a gift that keeps on giving


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.114049 del
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But what if he gets unlocked


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.114050 del
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>>114049
They will be unbearable with their smugness...
>Look everyone we fixed him!


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.114051 del
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>mfw jakobsen is useless and vingo gets surpassed by seixas next year, taking away visma's biggest source of wins


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.114052 del
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>>114048
any pics of him from the Dutch crit race yet?


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.114053 del
>>114052
what the hell is that retard ice skater doing there


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.114054 del
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well, I had to look no further than the visma youtube channel, that posted a video of fatkobsen in the team jersey 2 days ago already.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.114055 del
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demi teleported from Zürich to wherever Etten-Leur is and kwabed on kwabsia again.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.114056 del
>>114052
Seixas beating Philipsen in the sprint now, wow this guy is DOPED


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.114057 del
>>114056
he's not only going to take down vingo but brennan and wout as well while he's at it


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.114058 del
>>114057
Fuck W*ut


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.114059 del
>>114058
Yes


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.114060 del
>>114056
Primoz won the race last year. tells you everything you need to know about this race. truly the scripted WWE scripted wrestling of ciclismo.


Bert 08/16/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.114061 del
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2027 paris roubaix finale will feature Seixas vs Pogacar, 12 minutes ahead of g2


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.114062 del
>>113979
>organization allowing a van onto the course while race still ongoing
We don't know whether that's what happened. It's impossible to erect solid obstacles at every entryway to the course, so unfortunately, there always remains a possibility of some fucktard breaking through, and then you can only pray that the police and the other cars around the riders can stop them before anything happens.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.114063 del
>>114048
he's literally begging to be able to win some 1.1 race in the video, the guy is so far gone


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.114064 del
de lie kings we're so back


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.114065 del
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>>114064


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.114066 del
>>114065
I've got everyone from top tree tiers but Arnold and Lapeira.
Don't know if it is good or not.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.114067 del
>>114066
the team isn't complete without bettiol


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.114068 del
>>114067
I have him as well. Was tempted for a recency bias Mike T but I think I am going with Bertiol.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.114069 del
rogla goes the the vuelta after all


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.114070 del
BIG NEWS: Roglic to la Vuelta


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.114071 del
Jonas Vingegaard will not be competing for Visma | Lease a Bike for the remainder of this season. The Dane is still suffering from the broken collarbone he sustained in his crash during the Tour de France. As a result, it is not possible to work specifically towards new race goals for 2026 in the short term.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.114072 del
>>114071
Shocker.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.114073 del
>>114071
weakmind


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.114074 del
>>114071
how can you suffer from a broken collarbone, when this is something they can fix at AZ Herentals in a couple of hours?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.114075 del
>>114074
mental suffering


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.114076 del
>>114074
PTSD


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.114077 del
kubiskwab got a yellow card because he was rage slamming other riders because he's so slow


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.114078 del
Piggers, everything 50% down on fizik shop with the code CRISPY50

Oink!
>probably not buying shit, me


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.114079 del
Although wide shoes, carbon and boa, 145 eurobux instead of 360 for sworx.
Am I already over the buying shit to match the set or am I still too acoustic.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.114080 del
>>114078
oh fuck it works, you can actually get high end shoes for affordable prices


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.114081 del
how long is this up for, I have severe choice anxiety and need to think


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.114082 del
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>>114078
but i dont need anything


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.114083 del
>>114079
Fizik shoes are not really wide even if they are a "wide model", for wide shoes I'd just recommend Lake instead


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.114084 del
>>114083
Yeah, just read on that they add 7mm, sworx also add you a whole 8mm and I don't think that's worth the piggery.
Seen Lakes a while ago but my size and all normal sized people (not Brtek) sizes are sold out.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.114085 del
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The shimano shoes I bought earlier this year are wide enough for me elephant feet, curiously


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.114086 del
>>114084
I use the Lake CX201 for my very wide sandal-using feet and they are by far the best I've tried, though pretty expensive at 250e. There's some sizes left on the netherlands site, for length my foot size would probably be a 44 but I use a 45.5 on these.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.114087 del
>>114085
Which ones? Hounding Grok to give me a good comparison between all the relevant models.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.114088 del
>>114087
SH-RC503MW


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.114089 del
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>heat warning to fire warning to thunderstorm warning to flood warning to snow warning to ice warning to flood warning to heat warning


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.114090 del
How the SH-RC503MW fits the groupIt sits between the more modest width increases of the Fizik Decos Wide and the larger relative steps of the Specialized Torch Wide.
Lake CX201 remains the standout for maximum volume and toe splay (with the only published absolute last width of 110 mm).


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.114091 del
>>114071
lazy bum


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.114092 del
>>114078
ohhh


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.114093 del
>>114081
I don't know, found it on a deals site I was almost not visiting for a weeks now, doesn't say anywhere or in any comments.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.114094 del
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>>114078
Oink oink!


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.114095 del
>>114093
I pigged for the ventos, this bert thanks you
my shimanos boa rubber was completely stripped anyway


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.114096 del
I heard some boomer on the Move podcast say decent Worldtour pros would easily destroy Lifetime GrandPrix pros.
I guess Quinn Simmons finishing 9th in Leadville proved that nigga wrong.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.114097 del
>>114096
S*mmons should unironically be shot for this dogshit performance
I hate him now


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.114098 del
>>114096
I honestly think keegan swenson could replace 95% of fdj riders


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.114099 del
>>114098
who couldnt he replace there


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.114100 del
>>114099
gregoire


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.114101 del
>>114097
Dude was 50watts weaker than during the tour


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.114102 del
>>114100
is the French champion jersey a curse?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.114103 del
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Well my old cat finally went to sleep forever, glad I had a few more weeks to say goodbye and lessened her suffering.
Life sucks sometimes


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.114104 del
>>114103
rip to a real one
how old did it get?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.114105 del
>>114103
sorry Bert, I've been thinking about our old family cats (lived to 11 and 21) a lot lately; I'm sure she appreciated you


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.114106 del
>>114104
18 this summer


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.114107 del
4 year contract for DE LIE
scam of the century


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.114108 del
>After the Tour, I was completely 'dead'. But I already feel good again and now even feel like I have gained some strength. I took some time to focus on family and friends, which is very important to me. Now I am gradually thinking about the World Championships, where I secretly hope to already see progress compared to the Tour de France
Another +10 watts for seixas. 40 more to go to catch pog


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.114110 del
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What about this guy for FDJ?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.114111 del
>>114108
how long can you keep this trajectory up, will he retire by 26?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.114112 del
>>114108
dude will go into the offseason and recover fully for 2 weeks or so and then fucking reach levels of enhancement you only see in beginners. +8% watts again, fish is fucking fried


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.114113 del
>>114103
:(


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.114114 del
/cyc/ legend chumil to la vuelta


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.114115 del
>>114114
and if you want a good laugh look at what cofidis is sending


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.114116 del
Andrew AUGUST to Q36.5


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.114117 del
>>114115
Christ. What are they thinking? At least send Aranburu and izaggire.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.114118 del
>>114115
astana with the pretty bad eam aswell


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.114119 del
>>114103
Yes, it does inevitably end in a final visit to the vet.
Glad you knew very well it is coming and could squeeze in some more time.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.114120 del
>>114118
jayco also with absolute dogshit, gues pogi will win 8 stages after all


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.114121 del
>>114118
Langellotti will surprise in the passos


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.114122 del
>>114121
he was signed purely to do wheelies in the first 2 stages


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.114123 del
Damn there's onley like 2 or 3 guaranteed flat sprints this Vuelta.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.114124 del
what's a renewi tour and how it's different from the Belgium tour?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.114125 del
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>>114115


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.114126 del
>>114124
it was supposed to be benelux but the dutch kinda gave up on organizing anything outside of the vam berg


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.114127 del
>>114126
we can barely get a few races going here, NIMBYism is at an all time high
theres also very retarded rules in place for volunteers who want to ride on a motorbike (needing to pay their own fines for driving through a redlight, even if the road is locked down)
NATO in The Hague raped the schedule of all police officers in NL causing them to schedule all their days off afterwards, so we can barely get any police to lock down a road

subsequently this has lead to races coverting to a parcours with only local laps going away from a proper A to B ride, companies are also less willing to sponsor races so funding is drying up

on top of that amount of talent in NL has gotten lower and lower - why send out your kid in a deathcrash sport with a high financial entrypoint if you want to keep up, only those who have had family riding races or have family at (pro) teams or clubs will get their children on a bike racing


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.114128 del
>>114127
oh, it also takes 1-2 years to even get approval for a race yet municipalities can decide to nuke it whenever they like
t. have and am organizing races at clublevel + 2 NCs


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.114129 del
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>>114108
Heh, not so fast, froggy.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.114130 del
>>114127
they could make an interesting 10 day tour if they combined belgium tour, skoda luxembourg and tour of holland
a late season goal for classic riders


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.114131 del
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>grand
tour


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.114132 del
>>114103
sorry to hear bert!


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.114133 del
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Grim


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.114134 del
>>114133
Not grim at all since previously the ambitions couldnt possibly have been lower


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.114135 del
>>114133
revised ambition translates to top 10 finish or what


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.114136 del
>>114131
give peace a chance


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.114137 del
>>114135
translates to begging pogi and slovenian boomers to give him a stage in week 3


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.114138 del
>>114131
Can't wait for Oliver Peace to DNF so I can say PEACE OUT. Haha


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.114139 del
>>114112
kek


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.114140 del
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>>114125
The famous jujuruju, or it's shorter bro. I can see dual use.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.114141 del
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>>114131
next team that doesn't expect anything


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.114142 del
>>114141
Already gave up on WIdar bert?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.114143 del
>>114142
I'm open to surprises but at his current rate I don't see him make week 2. Why didn't he just swap teams


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.114144 del
>>114141
hey ROTA, I remember picking that guy a few times and not doing anything


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.114145 del
>>114143
Welcome to Cofidis


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.114146 del
>>114145
he's still too competent for that
they would rather sign SLOCK type rider


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.114147 del
>>114146
but SLOCK has actually won against pro level opposition


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.114148 del
>>114147
true CRAPS is more their thing, I mean 14th in the dauphiné who can resist


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.114149 del
4chainz blew up


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.114150 del
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>>114149
Again?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.114151 del
>>114149
I wonder if I still can't post there


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.114152 del
Ngl, I really enjoy this island we have here, although obviously it doesn't magically maintain itself with no other human input and it is not 'we' who do it.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.114153 del
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>>114152
It is being paid by the taxes you pay on your paprika purchases


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.114154 del
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>>114153
Wait a minute..


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.114155 del
>>114152
It's definitely nice having a refuge from the schizos


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Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.114157 del
>>114156
Segaert huh? how many times can he pull of his late attacks and ITT to the finish line without getting caught?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.114158 del
>>114156
I used ChatGPT for Volta and did same thing, high power like an hour of processing time, probably a few children in Africa died as a result of water usage, but I still got smoked.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.114159 del
>>114158
He did a good job for my volta team tbqh


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.114160 del
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>>114156
current draft, will probably change
don't know if I trust strong


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.114161 del
>>114160
I did throw out Bertiol and Beach Gardener, brought in Jonny. Still may dump him.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.114162 del
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I thought it was the La Vuelta ciclista velodrama for a while


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.114163 del
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>>114160
Mine


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.114164 del
>>114162
Pogi should be at least 40 points.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.114165 del
>>114163
I'd probably pick an extra fat sprinter maybe


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.114166 del
>>114165
there is going to be at most one true sprint feels like


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.114167 del
>>114166
ahh maybe not


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.114168 del
>>114166
merlol won that bilzen stage last year, stage 1 is also a sprint but PCS makes it look like a 400 meter hill is a wall


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>>114168
inhumanas


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.114170 del
>>114169
yeah, kinda misread that first one


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.114171 del
OK, bettiol, mozzato and strong out, fat norge and milan in


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.114172 del
>>114157
>>114169
yeah its like 50-75m of 11%, rest is very similar/bit longer to Nokereberg which used to be Merliers huntinggrounds at Nokere Koerse


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.114173 del
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WE LIVE IN GUYANE


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.114174 del
>>113610
"Luca From Above" - YET ANOTHER FAKE RUNNER!?!?!


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.114175 del
what's up with navarez by the way, he's dropping out of every race he was supposed to do
is he replacing almeida in the vuelta?


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.114176 del
Grug back to his yearly humilation in XCO. Pretty funny that he keeps going back to it


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.114177 del
>>114174
I didn't add Luca, just for the record


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.114178 del
>1.12.5 amateur race in spain
>4 DSQs


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.114179 del
I might have found someone..


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.114180 del
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Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.114181 del
>>114180
hey that's the guy with the gobik jersey I was on the czech tour stream


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.114182 del
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>>114180


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.114183 del
>>114180
suspicious


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.114184 del
>>114180
wait a second that is not the original post though


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.114185 del
>>114184
I did not check, just had this pop up.
Mister Brtek/CzechSchizo.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.114186 del
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fascinating innit how on the one hand you have your abrahamsens who are tdf race ready 2 weeks after half of their body is broken into pieces and on the other hand you have your vingos and lafays who need 8-12 months off racing after a scratch and the sniffles


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.114187 del
>>114186
abrahamsen is some sort of superhuman expirement
if the lord of herentals are surprised you can heal a collarbone in 3 days then you know something's up


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.114188 del
4chin is back but I still can't get a captcha

I wonder which llm's training data is now being directly fed by our schizos


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.114189 del
>>114187
his stack has to be crazy, growth hormone for breakfast


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.114190 del
>>114188
LLM's spiders crawls the net continuously everywhere, they scrape Endchan too.
Consider: some authors and websites are very sensitive about their Intellectual Properties, virtually allergic. So they try to block their copyrighted material (either with robots rules or by putting their behind login or paywall). However this way LLMs won't know about their stuff, but free to grab data, such as the posts on imageboards, will get incorporated. Then LLMs will work from that data. And people will read that, they get their knowledge from them.
Some Anon's schizo ramblings can be more valuable in shaping people's minds than some PhD whoever who publishes some journal only 10 people reads.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.114191 del
One day an LLM will hallucinate that William Frischkorn won the tdf thanks to our posts


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.114192 del
>>114190
I was routinely searching /sci/ archives to get a qrd on a topic, way quicker and refined than trying to research on scihub or Anna's archive.


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.114193 del
>>114190
>everything is behind login or paywall
How I miss bulletin boards of yesteryear, now half the knowledge is hidden on a d*scord


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.114194 del
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busy week for pithie


Bert 08/17/2026 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.114195 del
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>Lie 4
>Pithie 6.5
>Philipsen 7
>Vermeersch 11
>Milan 17
>Abrahamsen 19
>Strong 26
>Turner 26
>Kooij 29
>Teunissen 29
>La Peira 34
>Kubis 34
>Bettiol 34
>Strand 34
>Wright 41
>Mechelen 41
...
>Girmay 67
>Lamperi 81
>Kopecky 81
>Artz 81
>Bittner 151
>Crabbe 151
>Kopecky 251
>Copilot 601


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.114196 del
>>114190
>Some Anon's schizo ramblings can be more valuable in shaping people's minds than some PhD whoever who publishes some journal only 10 people reads.
Sad but fucking true.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.114197 del
>>114195
also sad and true...


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.114198 del
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Ummm, Based Department??


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.114199 del
>>114195
But De Lie already rode the Giro and Tour this year, he surely must be tired.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.114200 del
>>114199
You can't reuse your own jokes, even autismbert doesn't do that


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.114201 del
>>114200
The joke harvest this year fell short, please understand


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.114202 del
Pretty annoying to pick, at least prices are ok. Shan't be 'joosting no more.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.114203 del
Riders on the Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine startlist include: You and Pornhaar.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.114204 del
>>114202
I'm still unsure if pithie will ride


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.114205 del
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Some still believe


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.114206 del
>>114205
Damn, unlucky for him to be the only pro athelte with kids


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.114207 del
>>114204
Ah FUG, so I may still adjust.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.114208 del
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>>114204
He is off Vuelta list.


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>>114205
kek


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.114210 del
ah they made the already known transfer of frigo to UAE public, can't wait for him to win a multistage race


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.114211 del
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Stolen from **sbert


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.114212 del
>>114208
Ah meeus is interesting


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.114213 del
>>114205
>Don't worry about it. He simply stopped prioritizing cycling.
Good news for De Lie. You can apparently stop training and it's no big deal.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.114214 del
Damn, these Vuelta teams are all pretty bad


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.114215 del
>>114214
Apparently the weakest startlist since the 80s


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.114216 del
Kusskuss with his 3rd GT


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.114217 del
>Wout, brennan and laporte
Strong lineup, but who rides for whom?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.114218 del
>>114217
Yep, a nice goomble pick fumble is in store for someone (couldn't be me).


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.114219 del
>>114217
wout in the difficult sprints, brennan on the flat, laporte slaving for them and hes free to go in other stages


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.114220 del
How was your ride today berts? For me 36 eggs, first riding around in the velodrome with some 1min suprathreshold efforts and then some quality endurance riding to top it off. Felt great to ride a bit longer for once


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>>114220


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.114222 del
>>114221
On my way to austria to ride the bicycle


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.114223 del
>>114222
That's a long ride to Austria


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.114224 del
>>114223
Little ultra warming up


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.114225 del
>>114220
more rain today so went for a 2 hour r*n (avec coffeestop)


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.114226 del
>>114222
Very nice, any long rides planned?
>>114225
Godspeed, I'd just rape


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.114227 del
>>114220
>>114221
might rain for second day in a row
not complaining
considering raping


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.114228 del
>>114226
Only medium rides with some climbs, I'm going to relax


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>>114222
basiert

>>114220
nice little grabbel ride before the rain starts


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.114230 del
>>114208
thornley? Wandahl? who?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.114231 del
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aha okay


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.114232 del
Tobias Lund has mononucleosis, probably got it during the Giro


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.114233 del
>>114217
Brennan and Wout depending on the day. Visma never have really have a lot internal drama (2023 Vuelta notwithstanding) so they will probably work it out fine. Terrible dilemma for goomblers thoughever.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.114234 del
>>114233
Just pick pedersen


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.114235 del
>>114217
wout is king again they will ride exclusively for him on every stage


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.114236 del
>The trouble began for Lafay after a trip to China, where he visited his girlfriend. “At first, I thought it was the jet lag or the journey. I trained very gently for the first few days. But a week later, I started to worry because I still felt tired. I asked the team doctor if I could get a blood test. I suspected a bacterial infection in my stomach, because I’ve had that before in the past.”

>However, the antibiotics didn’t help, and the blood tests didn’t give me a definitive answer. I had already missed my first race, and we really wanted clarity quickly so that I wouldn’t miss any other races. I decided to have more blood tests done and also went to see a doctor, but I just couldn’t get any answers. We suspected a virus ourselves, but if you don’t know exactly what it is, you don’t see a solution very quickly.”

>Several months have passed since then, and Lafay is still in the dark. “I traveled with the team’s medical specialists for more extensive tests. We tested everything, and all the results indicate that I am healthy… We still don’t have the answers we are looking for.”

>The Frenchman is therefore still unable to train or race, but it is also having a huge impact on his daily life. “When I go grocery shopping, by the time I get home, all I can do is sleep. I get exhausted so quickly. That happens even after the slightest exertion. And I’m not just talking about physical activities. Even after a dinner with family or friends, I’m just completely worn out.”

>I can no longer concentrate on the conversations being held, my eyes get heavy, and all I can think about is sleeping. I have spent a lot of time at home. You might be supposed to be able to enjoy that, but when you are dead tired, you can’t do anything. It just kind of sucks. It is not just the physical fatigue that weighs heavily on me. It is also a mental challenge.”


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.114237 del
>>114236
vaxx status?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.114238 del
>>114237
The chinese special


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.114239 del
>>114236
sex tourist lafay got got


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.114240 del
>>114236
>just blast antibiotics without proof of a bacterial infection
nice doctor bro 😂👌🏿


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.114241 del
>>114240
Weird right, also so tired for 6 months he can't do anything but apparently only decided to do advanced bloodwork now.

I wouldn't let my life go to ruin, surely the dude has cash to find some specialists


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>>114232


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.114243 del
>>114236
>my eyes get heavy, and all I can think about is sleeping
He is literally me


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.114244 del
Astana secures Silva till 2029.

Very good for them, he's been super strong for their goals this year. Already 8 wins, that's like a third of the team's 23 wins this season.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.114245 del
>>114244
Why don't they bring him to della Vuelta.
He has a lot of days in already but some of the stages are just made for him.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.114246 del
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Final leg of a mixed bike path will be finished in 2027 meaning I would technically be able to ride some 30 km straight on a bike path
Something completely unheard of


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.114247 del
>>114246
37 km, even.
Of course it's a mixed bike path so that means people on skates, moms with their hellspawns, dogs zonder leash, etc.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.114248 del
>>114247
Yeah you ain't doing intervals on that


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.114249 del
>>114236
sounds very much like chronic fatigue syndrome

>>114241
there is no known cure for chronic fatigue syndrome


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.114250 del
>>114248
Recently I did a BIG ride all the way to Köln an der Elbe and I was by FAR the slowest on the 20 km bike path I took. The low density of bike paths in this country also means everyone is there.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.114251 del
>>114249
Have these people thought about not being such little bitches


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.114252 del
>>114251
It's the kind of tired squeaking does not fix


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.114253 del
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>>114236


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.114254 del
>>114249
But why wouldn't he just say that on the article, it's a known disease


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.114255 del
Watching the belgian femmes, I am always surprised how often the belgian "roads" are just concrete panels


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.114256 del
>>114254
It's a diagnosis of exclusion so they need to rule out other stuff first


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.114257 del
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We also live in France


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.114258 del
>>114241
>but apparently only decided to do advanced bloodwork now
Sounds from his blogpost as if he started to work with the team doctors only a couple weeks after getting back from China.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.114259 del
>>114246
I think I would have to ride 200 or 250 km to get a total of 30 km of bike paths stitched together
maybe even more


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.114260 del
>>114259
This one is along the Elbe so it makes sense, other than that, I would have to go abroad probably for bike path that long


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.114261 del
perhaps in the bohmerwald


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.114262 del
Carapaz HAS to go for GC this La Vuelta or the podium will be completely embarrassing


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.114263 del
>>114262
POGACAR-GALL-MAS NICOLAU is the guaranteed podium


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.114264 del
>>114260
technically there are some long ones here in the mountains I actually forgot about those. I randomly encountered one that used to be a train line I think its like 20 km long. But it's kinda far away


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.114265 del
>>114262
one final LANDISMO for a top 3 spot, fuck it


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.114266 del
>Czech Gravel NC POV
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LTpC01P_gM0 [Embed]
this looks much more hardcore than those "gravel world kampeonships" UCI is pushing


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.114267 del
>>114266
yeah offroading in belgium and the netherlands is kind of a pillow fight innit


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.114268 del
ISIDORE wins in Limousin


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.114269 del
>>114268
New secret pick 2nd


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.114270 del
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>>114269
Although a real attentionmayer watched this race ofcourse


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.114271 del
>>114269
Famously humbled the great Zeno MOONEN just a year ago


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.114272 del
>>114220
Short r*n because it was raining.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.114273 del
>>114270
everyone here considers GP Chicken Boy Kurt the 6th monument


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.114274 del
>>114270
this aint real


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.114275 del
>>114274
T. Chickenlet Hans


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.114276 del
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GP Chicken Boy Kurt? What's next


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.114277 del
>>114276
a lot of fastfoodslop is naming sports events/tournaments in Belgium
the Croky Cup comes to mind in football


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.114278 del
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Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.114279 del
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>>114278


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.114280 del
>>114279
kek


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.114281 del
>>114263
Richie-Gall-Landa (Pog chutes)


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.114282 del
>>114279
Kwab


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.114283 del
>>114263
Could Sepp steal a podium spot?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.114284 del
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Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.114285 del
>>114263
that isn't too bad of a podium, it's everything behind that that will look ugly


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.114286 del
>>114283
dont be ridiculous


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.114287 del
>>114277
Kurt is fine rottisary I will not take this slander


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.114288 del
>>114284
Wild to me that cyclists are allowed to eat steak tartare in season


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.114289 del
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finnbert spotted


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.114290 del
>One of the most disconcerting elements to emerge from the investigation concerns the manner in which the van entered the track.

>The vehicle entered the route via a secondary access road, which had no officers but was equipped with regular race signs.

«We know that the driver stopped on the access road, saw the main group pass by, waited a moment and asked some passers-by if the race was over. He would be told that the last runners had now passed through and that he could continue», Canatario explained.

>The man then entered the course trusting the incorrect directions of the spectators on the side of the road, unaware that the broom wagon (the closing vehicle for the race) had not yet passed.

That's fucked up by those spectators

>


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.114291 del
>>114290
he's probably lying to cover his ass


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.114292 del
>>114288
Especially a steak tartare that had been given up on by the rider and coach for looking so bad for so long


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.114293 del
>>114289
That's the 4/cyc/ finnbert, I don't zw*ft


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.114294 del
>>114289
What app is this


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.114295 del
>>114294
mywoosh


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.114296 del
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Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.114297 del
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>>114278
not that bad given that i have been steadily detraining these past too months


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.114298 del
>>114296
Me in norway when it's 15 and everyone is riding short short.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.114299 del
>>114297
>already back on the r*per mid august
Commited


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.114300 del
>>114299
it's been raining for second day straight (not complains) and the alternative was r*nning
btw it was no sunshine, apparently it was 27 degrees inside still


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.114301 del
Some changes for BinckBank, from the immediate eye catchers - no TURNER, BETTIOL.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.114302 del
Is there a way to see the complete list of adjustments, like you can see all the transfers if you click extra once or twice?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.114303 del
>>114300
I kinda miss the intervall training, but it's really impossible to do anything here all the "climbs" are so short. I really don't understand how finnbert can do intervalls on flat stuffs, but maybe they have 20km sketches of road with crossing


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.114304 del
I guess you can filter to top 500 riders for program changes.
OUT:
CRABBE
Tim Tom
HAGENES
Alfred


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.114305 del
>>114304
oh thanks for the heads up


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.114307 del
>>114302
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/renewi-tour/2026/startlist/changes please pay attention Bert


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.114308 del
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>>114307
Ooooohh..


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.114309 del
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>>114308
I always check this pre-race, it has saved me many velodisaster. Unless PCSbert is trolling and he waits until 5 minutes before the start


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.114310 del
waar Vuelta velogoomble


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.114311 del
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Jacquelint's number from today's slaving. Don't know how much these biathlon lads are weighting but it ain't TOO bad


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.114312 del
>>114310
So a tweet saying it's up tonight (so tomorrow)


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.114313 del
>>114303
I have a spot 30 km away where I can sorta do flat intervals, with some slowdowns every few minutes, but I can never score as high watts as uphill anyway.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.114314 del
>>114313
I wonder why that is. I think it's mostly habits


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.114315 del
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First of many


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.114316 del
>>114315
waar bier


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.114317 del
>>114314
bad habit of straining against resistance imo


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.114318 del
>L’octogénaire est soupçonné d’avoir involontairement tué deux hommes de 80 et 83 ans en avril et juillet 2023. Son permis ne lui avait pas été retiré après le premier accident.

>C’est un récidiviste au profil inhabituel qui sera jugé ce jeudi 25 avril devant le tribunal judiciaire de Saint-Malo (Ille-et-Vilaine). Louis L., 83 ans, va comparaître pour deux «homicides involontaires» et pour «blessures involontaires». L’octogénaire est suspecté d’être à l’origine de deux accidents de la route mortels survenus à seulement trois mois d’intervalle, en avril et en juillet 2023.

>Le 7 avril 2023, un homme de 80 ans est percuté par un 4x4 alors qu’il traversait un passage piéton sur le boulevard Chateaubriand, dans la cité corsaire. Les secours interviennent, mais ne peuvent que constater le décès sur place de la victime. Le conducteur, Louis L., est retrouvé sur les lieux en état de choc. Il indiquera aux enquêteurs qu’il rentrait chez lui pour la sieste, avec son épouse handicapée dans la voiture. Il n’aurait pas vu la personne traverser et n’a pas même tenté de l’éviter ou de freiner son véhicule.

>Trois mois plus tard, le 3 juillet, un homme de 83 ans est fauché sur le meme passage pieton.

I mean it's boomer on boomer crime but I go on the boulevard every ride here


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.114319 del
>>114315
Where aer you staying?
>>114317
What do you mean? Also I guess the muscles required are different?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.114320 del
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Anyway, My Whoooosh, first time tonight
It is very similar to Zwift and miles (1.6 kilometres) better than any other alternative like Rouvy or RGT Cycling. It is basically Zwift in Unreal Engine.
<Virtual Shifting is ingame but Zwift Click/Ride does NOT work unless your use some sort of BT wrapper.
<Plenty of maps and routes, more than Zwift
<HD and non-HD version. HD version is like 20 GB and each map is like 10 GB. I obviously did a bert and downloaded the HD one.
<no idea about races or events


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.114321 del
>>114316
Weissebier in my stomach


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.114322 del
>>114315
Where is the mayonnaise


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.114323 del
>>114322
imagine a schnitzel oorlog


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.114324 del
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witnessed a sudden braking into pileup, proper ouchy wouchy for everyone involved. Wet, grey and cool is so beautiful after endless sunslop and heat


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.114325 del
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witnessed a sudden braking into pileup, proper ouchy wouchy for everyone involved. Wet, grey and cool is so beautiful after endless sunslop and heat


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.114326 del
>>114324
You can say that again


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.114327 del
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you're gonna read that post twice yep thats right, swines


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.114328 del
>>114315
hate to say it but the schnitzel looks mediocre


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.114329 del
>>114327
Jokes on you I don't read anything lol!


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.114330 del
>>114328
no schnitzel shaming here, it's making me unconfortable


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.114331 del
>>114319
Currently in germany to spend the night, will be in villach tommorow.

>>114328
It was very good, der schnitzelmeister even showed me some of his proces, very fresh stuff


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.114332 del
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>>114329
outsmarting me eh!


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.114333 del
>>114331
Ah yes, cool


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.114334 del
>>114319
my theory is that if you can only push power uphill its because you're used to pressing down against high resistance which overuses and disproportionately damages some muscle groups instead of using all of them more equally which is bad
I never had any problem with pedaling hard on the flats because I only rode flat for almost a year when I started cycling but I noticed something like that when I looked into it later


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.114335 del
>>114326
haha


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.114336 del
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why's Magnier being punished?


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.114337 del
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>>114336
Damn that's cruel. He's had a good season and he'll farm some extra UCI points in Germany now.
Just let the man do a couple comfy autumn races and rest up.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.114338 del
>>114337
he did Guangxi last year too and cleaned up, it's pretty bizarre but maybe he wants to go


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.114339 del
>>114338
Wins for the sponsor


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.114340 del
>>114338
lots of UWT stages to be had


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.114341 del
>>114336
At this point of the calendar QS is down a lot of wins (13) on last season. Magnier has to do some farming like he did last year. They're still gonna finish the year with like 20 fewer wins in a best case scenario because Magnier himself got 14 wins in September and October last year and I doubt he's gonna do so much .1 racing this time.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.114342 del
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alright, im gonna adjust


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.114343 del
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wait, no, my team is actually the winning team


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.114344 del
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It's either this or some version of UAE meme team.


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.114345 del
Lol WHAT Thibau Nys is in Sprinter. And some other completely ridiculous ones. Fedorov, sure whatever. And both W*ut and Brennan. God this one sucks


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.114346 del
Everyone in Unclassed is complete dogshit. Thanks Velobert, I hate it


Bert 08/18/2026 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.114347 del
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Alright this is it the final version I am not changing anything anymore fuck UAE and fuck you


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.114348 del
>>114303
Well yeah I have good long loops with no stops and maybe a right hander or two but with absolutely no cars. But otherwise I agree with Malawibert, pushing on the flat is something you get used to. For whatever reason I find it slightly easier on the TT bike compared to the normal road bike, so might be fit related. Really high power ones like 1-5min intervals are super hard on the flat though, I much prefer the raper for that (or a hill if we had one).


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.114349 del
What a bad velogame, first time in forever he's completely fucked up


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.114350 del
well that was easy


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.114351 del
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>>114350


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.114352 del
tim torn and teutenberg are doing the Deutschland Tour and not the formerly known as Benelux tour.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.114353 del
>>114279
That's wrong. That should be Bernd L.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.114354 del
>>114351
Romeo for 6 is a steal except he will be slaving for a couple frauds to secure their top 10s.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.114355 del
God damn that EF team is uber dogshit, can't blame carapaz for leaving


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.114356 del
>>114355
Where is he going?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.114357 del
>>114356
I read Astana


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.114358 del
ahh my old friend VAN SINTMAARTENSDIJK Roel welcome back


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.114359 del
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Paypigs rejoice. I did some aero testing on the velo again today. Yesterday, I held 40.6km/h at 270W power, normal jersey and shorts and socks. Today, exact same setup and weather but using a skinsuit and aero socks and gloves. Result, first run at 42.3km/h with same 270W average. You can buy 1.5km/h speed just like that! Then I lowered the cockpit by 1cm and tried again. Same power, speed 42.9km/h. Modelled Cda improvement of approx 0.01 according to Golden Cheetah. Tried lowering by 1cm again, position got more difficult to hold and speed went down a bit. Modelled CdA according to Golden Cheetah is now just under 0.21, that's a lot better than the ~0.24 I had before. Next up I want to test aero wheels vs the normal ones I have right now, I hope my rear disc wheel and aero front wheel arrive soon, hoping to get that CdA under 0.2 with some tweaking. That and the ~380W threshold power should get me pretty close to the top Finnish TTers.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.114360 del
>>114359
Absolute moneybags


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.114361 del
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Abel BALDERSTONE ROUMENS to UAE is now official


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.114362 del
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>>114359


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.114363 del
>>114360
Luckily the local aero king who has done the local hour record at the outdoor velodrome (48.5km/h) has like 10 different aero helmets that he will let me borrow for testing so I won't have to paypig for those


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.114364 del
>>114359
Kino, my tism tingles me in the brain seeing these noombers like seeing the hip-thigh crease on a sitting lady.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.114365 del
So aero equipment as in aerosocks and aerobra?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.114366 del
>>114365
Meant for >>114359
You deserve a you after all. Speaking of You, he finished 102nd place yesterday.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.114367 del
>>114364
Yeah same here, something deeply satisfying with this kind of testing. Of course it's boring to do on the velodrome, but it's an integral part of the sport I guess.
>>114365
Aerosocks and a one-piece skinsuit with aero ribbing on the shoulders and arms. FDJ and Total use the same Bioracer brand that makes the skinsuits for my club.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.114368 del
>>114367
>FDJ and Totalenergies TT'ers
My condolences


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.114369 del
>>114368
Heh touche, though FDJ actually do have one of the best TT setups in the world in the Wilier Supersonica SLR developed specifically with/for Küng. I'd bet that the skinsuit is also fairly good, although in reality of course all the WT teams make have custom made skinsuits with some proprietary solutions etc.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.114370 del
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>>114359
this bert fast


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.114371 del
>>114359
Fast, but not sure I'm confortable with this amount of paypigerie tbqh


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.114372 del
>>114367
Now you should go one step further with aero water bottle boobs and jonas huntchback


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.114373 del
>>114372
Heh sure why not, I've yet to start working with the aero expert in the area who promised to take a look at my position and help me tweak it, so gains could still be made


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.114374 del
I'm tired boss


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.114375 del
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>>114374


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.114376 del
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>>114374
>>114375


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.114377 del
>>114375
FUCK no I just spit out my RICE
this is it my day is fucking ruined


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.114378 del
RETIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT RETIRE RIGHT FUCKING NOW STOP CYCLING 😡💢😡💢😡💢 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.114379 del
Exciting, we will see prime Seixas vs old Pog vs rising Miko Pirinen / Niko Terho / Eino Mutanen


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.114380 del
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>>114379
>Eine MUTANTEN
has science gone too far?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.114381 del
No we really need seixas to get +20 watts every year for a while


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.114382 del
>>114381
Widar needs a 100W boost soon broskis...


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.114383 del
Grug said he's retiring in 28. Dude is retiring with 8 RVV 5 Roubaix and 15 Lombardia


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.114384 del
>>114382
can they even concoct a dope strong enough to fix widar


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.114385 del
>>114375
How many millions?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.114386 del
seems like we live in switzerland


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.114387 del
>>114385
Must be like 15


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.114388 del
can cycling even survive a 2032 contracted pogacar? Some parts of normiedom are already watching more femme tdf than real tdf because there is more to it


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.114389 del
>>114384
Give me.a chance


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>>114388
Can POGACAR survive till 2032 is the question you ya'll all should be asking


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.114391 del
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>>114386
what sort of gaps is this


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.114392 del
>>114390
heh the french spectators heh they will snap soon heh any day now ... a-any day now. Next tour for sure, totally
who are we kidding nothing ever happens


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.114393 del
Seixas is winning all the tours from 32 to 40


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.114394 del
>>114393
Age or year?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.114395 del
>>114394
He'll be 26 in 2032


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.114396 del
>>114393
eh by 2032 we will already have new guys and all these old farts will be long forgotten
get ready for Gonzales GUSTAVO, Ye WENJIE, Anton ROMOLOV
who are these people? You'll see


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.114397 del
Mads mikkelsen DNS


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.114398 del
oh and don't forget Yohannes GENET from Eritrea, 7.25 w/kg for 22 minutes at age 17. He'll shake up the meta in 2035


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.114399 del
Romet PAJUR, the next Rait ARM, to Burgos Bulletproof BH of all places


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.114400 del
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>Philadelphia Cycling Class p/b AmeriGas
this joke has been going on for way too long


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.114401 del
>>114400
why is lidl starting that with simmons, Gwest and gamershart when the opposition is APS Pro Cycling by Team Cadence Cyclery, Competitive Edge Racing, L39ION of Los Angeles, Meridian Racing p/b de la Uz and Nu Colombia
this is like ulle starting in my gravel kreisliga


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.114402 del
>>114399
Nice, he was really good in those Baltic races where he kwabbed the Finnish heroes


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.114403 del
>>114399
Burgos is obsessed with signing random nationalities for those NC UCI points


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.114404 del
>>114401
World tour teams fear the L67ION


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.114405 del
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Might have adjusted too far


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.114406 del
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massive LIDL


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.114407 del
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>>114405
Godspeed bert, I might regret not picking Merlier/Kooij


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.114408 del
>>114407
It's all roulette anyway


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.114409 del
I didn't pick neither Milan, so I expect one of them to score big.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.114410 del
>"I enjoyed myself a bit more and lived a little less strictly," Philipsen smiles. "Life as a cyclist has become very strict in recent years. You have to watch your diet and follow tight training schedules. It was nice to take things a little easier for a change."


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.114411 del
>>114346
truth, makes it pretty tough


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.114412 del
>>114357
please no


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.114413 del
>pogacar refuses to retire until he overtakes and distances merckx on the most prestigious pcs all time ranking
blame pcsman

>>114361
this is the transfer that finally makes me believe in uae dopage


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.114414 del
>>114413
My theory is matxin is allowed to sign a few spanish riders at all. He recently lost ayuso and arrieta qo in comes balderstone


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.114415 del
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I might have unironically picked DE LIE for the Renewi Volta


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.114416 del
>>114415
You also picked crab who's not on the startlist


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.114417 del
>>114416
Surely veloman will give me an appropriate replacement


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.114418 del
>>114413
so we need to murder pcsman? You're calling for the murder of pcsman?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.114419 del
>>114401
probably paid money to the NC + TREK wanting to be there for the burger market


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.114420 del
>>114417
It's team -> alphabet I think so you're getting de kleijn I think


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.114421 del
>>114410
Oh great thanks for sharing after the deadline


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.114422 del
>>114415
Heh, you are not the only one.
>face of a DELIEver.jpg


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.114423 del
>>114419
yes it was a rhetorical question I just like posting about all these CT fodder teams and their funky names heh although the real gems are not represented at this level


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.114424 del
>>114375
>*yawn*


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.114425 del
Piggz ingoming :LDDDD


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.114427 del
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27 Laurence Pithie
26 Jasper Philipsen
22 Huub Artz
20 Olav Kooij
16 Jonathan Milan
14 Tim Merlier
14 Søren Wærenskjold
10 Biniam Girmay
9 Florian Vermeersch
8 Alec Segaert
8 Jonas Abrahamsen
8 Alessandro Borgo
7 Mike Teunissen
6 Tim Marsman
6 Storm Ingebrigtsen
6 Vlad Van Mechelen
5 Arnaud De Lie
5 Lukáš Kubiš
4 Luke Lamperti
4 Corbin Strong
4 Hartthijs De Vries
3 Bert Van Lerberghe
3 Thibaud Gruel
3 Rui Oliveira
3 Paul Lapeira
2 Luca Mozzato
2 Matteo Trentin
2 Robert Donaldson
2 Sam Welsford
2 Niklas Behrens
2 Siebe Deweirdt
2 Michiel Lambrecht
2 Aimé De Gendt
2 Igor Arrieta
1 Ayco Bastiaens
1 Rune Herregodts
1 Iván García Cortina
1 Matej Mohorič
1 Aaron Gate
1 Mikkel Bjerg
1 Martin Svrček
1 Tobias Bayer
1 Timo Kielich
1 Jenno Berckmoes
1 Quinten Hermans
1 Jakob Söderqvist
1 ALBERTO BETTIOL
1 Pepijn Reinderink
1 Pietro Mattio
1 Arvid De Kleijn
1 Matteo Milan
1 Menno Huising
1 Nadav Raisberg
1 JASPER DE BUYST
1 TOM CRABBE
1 Dylan Van Baarle
1 Matyáš Kopecký
1 Julius Johansen
1 Clément Russo
1 Jules Hesters
1 Dries De Bondt
1 Pavel Bittner
1 Samuel Watson
1 Madis Mihkels
1 Sean Flynn
1 Jon Barrenetxea
1 Silvan Dillier
1 Pier-André Côté
1 Abram Stockman
1 Tim Van Dijke
1 Filippo Fiorelli
1 Dylan Groenewegen

>7=

2 Laurence Pithie Jasper Philipsen Huub Artz Florian Vermeersch Alessandro Borgo Storm Ingebrigtsen Arnaud De Lie
>BORING hansbull
>frfr on god


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.114428 del
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>>114426
>5 Arnaud De Lie


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.114429 del
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>>114427


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.114430 del
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Pogiless is the way to go


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.114431 del
>>114429
Merlier ultras in big numbers


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.114432 del
>>114430
ALMEIDA is DEAD
WTF are you doing


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.114433 del
>>114432
alright y'know what I didn't realize he actually was in Ronde van Polen


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.114434 del
>>114432
I didn't even post any of my almeida psyop images from last year glad to see they had a lasting impact regardless


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.114435 del
>>114430
Gallmeida


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.114436 del
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wtf


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.114437 del
>>114436
This guy was a clear sign of doping for contract


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.114438 del
>>114436
KRIJNSEN had a head injury from a crash in Wallonie, then had a setback in that, and I assume he kinda has never recovered from it


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.114439 del
>>114430
okay I swapped TUCKGOOD in for ALMEIDA, 96 dollar team


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.114440 del
>>114436
Who is that, De Lie?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.114441 del
>>114359
Paypigchads, we will never stop winning


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.114442 del
16 points for a dead ALMEIDA is insane veloflation


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.114443 del
>>114442
Almeida at 16 vs Roglic at 14 who wins
maybe everyone loses, stoppable force vs movable object kind of situation


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.114444 del
>>114428
what mystery meat race is this?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.114445 del
>>114443
I wouldn't even take both of them combined for 14 pts


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.114446 del
>>114444
Toureau


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.114447 del
DEL TORO goes solo


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.114448 del
Dopo wins


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.114449 del
RÖBER Dominik heh I've met that guy irl


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.114450 del
very flandrien weather at renewi


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.114451 del
>>114447
>>114448
Impressive tbqh for a climber to win a prologue


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.114452 del
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This is a sprinter according to Velobert


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.114453 del
>>114452
2bqh with all of the punchy stages, the guys with high 'hilly' ratios are probably going to be the ones duking it out


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.114454 del
>>114453
Pick him then


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.114455 del
>>114452
sprinting to the toilet to throw up his lunch maybe LOL


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.114456 del
Everybody is going to roll pog + mads + wout anyway


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.114457 del
>>114455
Haha

Anyway, BIG news: Bob Jungels retires. Oh no.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.114458 del
>>114454
already did


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.114459 del
>>114457
Monument winner.
It really shows how much of a joke the pre covid era of this sport was. Any jobber could just win a monument.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.114460 del
first time seeing these comfy barriers at the finish


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.114461 del
TAD


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.114462 del
>>114459
By far the most fraudulent monument win I've ever watched. Just michael woods descending like a grandma to make the gap and then G2 syndrome because everyone was afraid of Allah in the last climb. ASO probably changed the course just because of that


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.114463 del
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>DSQ DE COCK


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.114464 del
<PSA:

PICK

YOUR

BOYS


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.114465 del
>>114464
might be the first time I don't pick Pog


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.114466 del
>>114464
I am able to pick one of my boys, VAN SINTMAARTENSDIJK Roel and that's it


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.114467 del
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>Coquard

The fug was I thinking last night


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.114468 del
>there are posters in this thread who do not believe in the success of Jarno Widar


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.114469 del
where is alpecin?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.114470 del
>>114468
>there are no posters in this thread who sincerely believe in the success of WIDAR Jarno


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.114471 del
>Skwinj
this guy


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.114472 del
>>114471
Form building up for a 5th place at the WC


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.114473 del
>belgian rcs


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.114474 del
>belgian RAI


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.114475 del
Oh yeah skiing and cars how interesting


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.114476 del
nice time to lose images


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.114477 del
These fucking assholes are going to make it


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.114478 del
No Alpecin anywhere


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.114479 del
>>114477
yup


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.114480 del
>>114479
Hermans is a super slurper though, he may Valverde them


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.114481 del
>>114479
hmm nvm 20s was a lie


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.114482 del
Already happening hehe


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.114483 del
>>114470
>Sports director Mario Aerts explains: “Jarno is a winner, and that is the mindset he takes with him to Monaco. We are aiming for a stage win. At the same time, he– and we as a team– could already be very proud if he manages to finish in the top five over the next three weeks. We deliberately don’t want to set a specific GC target. This is Widar’s very first Grand Tour. He has never raced for more than eight consecutive days before, so there is still a lot for him to learn. He needs to discover how his body responds to three weeks of racing and how he recovers from one stage to the next. The most important thing is that he gains experience, without pressure. We will take the Vuelta day by day and see where that takes us.”
No pressure but we expect a stage win and a top 5 in your first grand tour.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.114484 del
they just gave up lmao


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.114485 del
>>114483
Surely they mean a top 5 in a stage, not the whole GC


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.114486 del
probably milan innit


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.114487 del
Kooijgod?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.114488 del
>DQUUUEEEEEAAAAAK


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.114489 del
>big 4


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.114490 del
I fucking hate Milan


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.114491 del
De Lie not fighting for Bert's velopoints


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.114492 del
strong sprint, merlier washed


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.114493 del
1-2-4 bros, thought there will be more of us.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.114494 del
>VAN ASBROECK
huh?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.114495 del
oh, it's just pcsman being retarded


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.114496 del
Uncle Sam in 5th what a surprise


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.114497 del
Where the fuck is Pithie


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.114498 del
Well well well.
>joe`s team jonathan milan kooij olav merlier tim jasper philipsen
>Team UAEpo jonathan milan kooij olav merlier tim jasper philipsen


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.114499 del
>>114483
Pog is obviously aiming to break the Maertens record, he is going to win every stage that isn't a bunch sprint. If you believe in Widar winning anything, you're delusional.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.114500 del
>>114483
lotto is CRAZY


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.114501 del
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Hello, I want to refund De Lie.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.114502 del
>>114499
He is going to ride this at 30% Bert


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.114503 del
>>114500
Yes that becomes clear if you keep reading the article
>“We have a strong team to support Widar, but on the stages where Jarno is not in contention, they can also take their own chances. Craps is a perfect rider for the breakaway, as is Van Boven, for example.”
>Craps is a perfect rider for the breakaway
I know it's their job to make positive statements but anyone that claim Lars Craps (who?) is a perfect rider have lost their marbles. He hasn't even top 10'ed GP Chicken Boy Kurt.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.114504 del
>>114502
that means every stage that is not a sprint and half of the sprints then because everyone but WOUT on this startlist is shit and wout is volatile


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.114505 del
Glad I adjusted the black man out


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.114506 del
>>114502
This after the first week he'll start doing intervalls to train for WC


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.114507 del
>>114483
They mean top 5 in a stage if you read it dutch


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.114508 del
>>114502
>>114504
>>114506
That means he will waltz into 8 wins because the next best guy is GALL. He will look down at his gombuder 10 seconds too long and he will wake up all alone up the mountain.
The other teams will care about their 7th place in GC so they will chase down your RUIZ and DOUBLE.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.114509 del
>>114508
This is true, look at the giro and pogacar doesn't even need to go solo like vingo


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.114510 del
Oh cool new flag


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.114511 del
>>114510
Elite club tbqh


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.114512 del
And where the fuck was that nigger. I only decided to keep it because Mike T and Mozzato instead or some 6er felt like a big recency bias stinker in the making.
There was Strong leading out Van Asbroke, no black "people" in sight.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.114513 del
There he is, 18th.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.114514 del
In a black jacket, how fitting.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.114515 del
>>114507
Damn. Adjusted.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.114516 del
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>>114515
I already said that


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.114517 del
Hey Gruelgod 14th, YES. Borgo 16th, FUCK


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.114518 del
Arrieta lost a minute already, another classic Bertacek pick


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.114519 del
Abrahamsen +13:30, another great me pick


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.114520 del
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>>114516
You made an uninformed guess based on the English text I posted. Belgbro made a deep dive analysis of the original Dutch language interview.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.114521 del
>>114501
Refunds not allowed for certifiable retards (both you and De Lie)


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.114522 del
Why do I keep picking Girmay, he never does SHIT


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.114523 del
>>114522
DEI habits. You know you don't have to do it anymore, right?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.114524 del
>>114523
Hard to shake the American programming.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.114525 del
https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/2-dead-several-injured-following-serious-crash-in-hampton/

At least two killed when driver hit a college cycling team during training ride


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.114526 del
>CRABBE has not been replaced


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.114527 del
>>114526
Deserved for lack of attention paying to be honest


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.114528 del
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>>114525
looks like you're average country road where cagies are on the hunt for hapless pedalists


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.114529 del
>>114526
Based


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.114530 del
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>>114528
and a lovely lovely road right next to it


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.114531 del
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quick evening ride done, including a new all-time best 10min power of 340w at 71kg


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.114532 del
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>>114531
very cool
our 10 minute power is the same! but I am 20 (twenty) kilos BIGGER


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.114533 del
>>114525
F


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.114534 del
Kort Skjort says Jonas could use a fresh start at Uno-X.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.114535 del
>>114531
>71kg
Your wife doesn't feed you?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.114536 del
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>>114535
I am the cook in the house, made a delicious zwiebelrostbraten (zonder fried zwiebel) (thats her portion btw)


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.114537 del
>eating
>in 2026
no
don't do that


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.114538 del
>>114537
I'm eating so much butter here it's insane


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:14 [Preview] No.114539 del
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>>114538
don't eat the butter


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.114540 del
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Still don't know what to do with this Vuelta. Should you save 4 bucks on Mads, pick Woutje but then fume as your precious points are distributed among three other Vismoids.
Cararat, yess! For 16? Sir..
Aright, let's go Pogless! You can pick the corpses of Almeida, Roglic, Bilbao or spent Skjelmose, Nordgarden. Or just Tuckwell and Romeo so you can spent all your saved dollars! On Gall and Onley? And double whammy Woutje-Mads on a low sprint, high breakaway parcours and startlist.
AAAAAH SAVE ME!!1


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.114541 del
>>114535
is there a minimum bert-weight threshold i am not familiar with yet


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.114542 del
>>114541
yes it is 56 Kay-Gees


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.114543 del
>>114542
are you a woman or south american


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.114544 del
>>114541
it's [arbitrary number] and it's always different from you weight


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.114545 del
>>114541
190 cm and 80 kg is the cutoff
anything less and you are a de facto berta


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.114546 del
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Victor LAFAY spotted on my feed


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.114547 del
did veloman go to bed without finalizing the Renewi points?


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.114548 del
>>114547
Maybe he is dead


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.114549 del
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>>114547
No. You just scored no points.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.114550 del
>>114547
he picked DE LIE himself and is seething beyond belief, renewi is cancelled


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.114551 del
>>114549
I scored a LOT of points


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.114552 del
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Felix Gall would have won 2 grand tours this season if Jonas and Pog would have just stuck to their normal schedule.


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.114553 del
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Avenir starts tomorrow (today)


Bert 08/19/2026 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.114554 del
>>114553
Did you know that this is the famous Anicolor runner Rubén FERNANDSH. Maybe also a good option for UIJTDEBROEKS


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.114555 del
Why the fuck is Rodríguez 8 credits lmao


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.114556 del
This is the way


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.114557 del
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>>114556


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.114558 del
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>>114557
Vine Roglic Onley

Heh this man will lose most of his team by week 2.


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Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.114560 del
>>114559
skjely deserves better tbqh


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.114561 del
>>114560
It's kinda funny when you read it
>Almeida
I know he's sick 10 times and crashed but I give him the benefit of the doubt
>Skjelmose
He always has weak days so he will fail in his 2nd GT even though I don't really know


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.114562 del
>>114561
If Van Eetvelt was riding he'd certainly be three stars, it's all vibes for Axelgaard


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.114563 del
Updates from feltet
Cort: says he is unlikely to win anything
Fats: goes for a stage win but not point classification
Skjelmose: feels good and is motivated to go for GC but hasn't done two grand tours before


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.114564 del
>Fats: goes for a stage win but not point classification
That's a big one. Now we have to look up who's doing what on vismoids but that is pretty clear methinks.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.114565 del
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I had a dream, in which I wanted to share with this very /cyc/ (but the board was down) that I had a vivid ciclismo dream in which some unknown jobber won the World Campeonship from solo breakaway.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.114566 del
Do you think they haven't confirmed Gall to Lidl yet because he changed his mind and didn't sign?
He will only be second to Sexass on Decathlon and he gets to be captain all the time. They already have like four GC riders on Lidl at the moment.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.114567 del
>>114566
thats my guess aswell


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.114568 del
>>114566
Could be, that would be also a nice tip for the Espańa pick. 20 is still a lot.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.114569 del
>>114566
Probably true, they also realized they can't sign SEIXAS so they have some money for a fraudstrian


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.114570 del
Wait FINN is doing l'avenir two years in a row? I had such high hopes for him


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.114571 del
>>114569
I thought Macron was going to step in and pay for Seixas to stay on a French team.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.114572 del
>>114571
Macron is gone next year


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.114573 del
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>>114569
I would reconsider using that term


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.114574 del
>>114573
I really don't like gall for some reason


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.114575 del
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>>114574
I am not the biggest fan either, but it is still exciting to suddenly have a rider in the top 5 at the tour and 2nd in GC at the giro. his riding style etc thoughever..


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.114576 del
Post


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.114577 del
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Really nice MTB trail here... If I had one


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.114578 del
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>>114577


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.114579 del
Bestrat to UAE. Squeak.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.114580 del
>>114578
monte forno, home


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.114581 del
>>114577
Even the alps are bonedry.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.114583 del
something just clicked for me

almost all top or mid tier teams have an american locked for the next few years to take advantage of the olympic host "boost"

what have you nooooticed as well in recent times?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.114584 del
>>114583
>>114583
None of those riders stands a chance at Olympics.

All the Americans are pretty decent riders, just good teammates.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.114585 del
>>114583
american riders are dead to me after the gravel race disaster
fuck 'em


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.114586 del
>>114579
Who?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.114587 del
>>114585
Wout also lost the belgium NC tbqh


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.114588 del
>>114587
is that supposed to make me hate s*mmons any less!?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.114589 del
>>114587
didn't watch but I'm pretty sure he gifted it, soete is his childhood friend


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.114590 del
>>114536
> that 1 piece of carrot


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.114591 del
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I still don't know who he means with "Bestrat". I have been looking for 20 minutes. Balderstone? Davide Stella? Frigo? Is it a rumor about someone? Who is the "best rat". Seixas?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.114592 del
>>114591
...I was also looking and only found the balderstone news from yesterday
is he bestrat?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.114593 del
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>>114592
oh wow right after I pressed enter


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.114594 del
>>114593
I really don't like this not so hidden UAE shill account


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.114595 del
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>>114593
Hmm


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.114596 del
>>114586
Gau the rat


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.114597 del
>>114594
yeah he's lame as are most of the bigger english cycling accounts


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.114598 del
>>114593
Just a friend hire for Cosnesqueak. At least it's not Lapeira.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.114599 del
This whole brennan/wout split is annoying as fuck feel like I'd rather pick aular because he will atleast go for every opportunity
I wish Groves wasn't ultra crocked


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.114600 del
>>114599
I'm also not picking an expensive sprinter, I highly doubt that they will be worth their money even in the best case


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.114601 del
>>114599
>>114600
thing is there are barely any riders worth investing your points in, aside from pogi

onley will chute, roglic will pedal at 50w, almeida is crocked, and the points saved by a cheaper sprinter are not enough to squeeze gall in


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.114602 del
>>114601
Yeah but are you picking both? They're both half sprinters


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.114603 del
>>114602
I am planning to pick Pedersen, set and forget - at least when he wins I can be content with that


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.114604 del
I am unfortunately picking W*ut


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.114605 del
and unironically not taking Pog


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.114606 del
>>114603
>when he wins
even against 0 opposition he may still manage to take no stage at all


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.114607 del
Vibes from the team presentation will be a key factor in my velogoombling decisions.

We don't happen to have a bert on the field who'll tell who is looking lean and whose legs look the most vascular. Also which riders are so high on tramadol that they manage to get lost on their way to the stage (I wish I was joking).


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.114608 del
>>114607
I used to do that and then I swap in a sharp looking Landa that ended crashing first stage


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.114609 del
picking VINE Jay


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.114610 del
>>114609
>chutes in stage 7


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.114611 del
>>114608
I usually don't let this kind of thing influence me, but in this race I feel like every key pick besides Pogi is a booby trap waiting to go off. So I really need something to go by. I'll just stay clear of obvious DNF merchants like Cian or anyone wearing an Ineos jersey.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.114612 del
>>114609
Then you get what you FUCKING deserve


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.114613 del
>>114612
1200 points and the mountains jersey?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.114614 del
Piggud.
Shoes. But lifting shoes.


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.114615 del
>>114610
generous


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.114616 del
>>114612
yes


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.114617 del
>>114609
likewise, as long as he gets like 800p its worth it


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.114618 del
>>114609
Same


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.114619 del
What is your opinion on the avenir startlist. Are Finn and literally Finn too strong?


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.114620 del
>>114619
I don't know much about anyone there but I'm afraid there's a whole lot of ngmi to see
also its near time to cook a fresh bread if you catch my drift


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.114621 del
>>114619
I'm more surprised they have 230km stages tbqh


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.114622 del
>>114621
Sorting out the distancelets


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.114623 del
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>>114619
good lord


Bert 08/20/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.114624 del
NEW THREAD:
>>114582
>>114582
>>114582


Bert 09/09/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.119457 del
>>114624
NO


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.119865 del
hello


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.119935 del
Hi


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.120038 del
Ho


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.120039 del
He


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.120253 del
Ha


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