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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/09/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No. 119573
ITT edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
10.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
10.09 - 13.09 Faun Tour Femmes 2.1 WE
11.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
12.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
12.09 - 16.09 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.1
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
13.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
13.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
13.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
13.09 Women’s Cycling Grand Prix Region Stuttgart 1.Pro WE
15.09 - 18.09 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
16.09 - 20.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
16.09 - 20.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
16.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
16.09 Lotto Grand Prix de Wallonie Dames 1.1 WE
17.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
18.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1
18.09 - 20.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1 ME
19.09 Flandrien 0.0 Classic 1.Pro
19.09 Gran Premio del Lazio 1.1
20.09 Gooikse pijl p/b Lotto 1.1
20.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
20.09 Giro di Campania 1.1
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1

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>Previous Thread:
>>118601


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.119637 del
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ROGLIC to win the La Vuelta ciclista today


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.119639 del
GallFORMenjoyerbros how are we feeling


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.119641 del
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29 Christian Scaroni
25 Romain Grégoire
17 Giulio Pellizzari
16 Lenny Martinez
13 Alessandro Fancellu
12 Alex Aranburu
7 Jan Christen
6 Michael Storer
5 Benoît Cosnefroy
5 Mikkel Frølich Honoré
4 Antonio Tiberi
4 Roger Adrià
3 MARC HIRSCHI
3 Natnael Tesfatsion
2 Diego Ulissi
2 Stefano Oldani
2 Lorenzo Finn
1 Mattia Bais
1 Ben O'Connor
1 Nicolas Vinokurov
1 Fabio Christen
1 Edoardo Zamperini
1 Maxime Decomble
1 Ion Izagirre
1 Lukas Nerurkar
1 DAVIDE DE PRETTO
1 Simone Velasco
1 Daniel Felipe Martínez
1 JEFFERSON ALVEIRO CEPEDA
1 Adrià Pericas
1 Clément Venturini
1 Igor Arrieta
1 Alexandre Delettre

>6=

2 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Giulio Pellizzari Lenny Martinez Alessandro Fancellu Alex Aranburu
>frfr on god
>OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Christian Scaroni Romain Grégoire Giulio Pellizzari Lenny Martinez Jan Christen Mikkel Frølich Honoré
>Richie Porte Memorial Team
>Slome Duikelaar


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.119642 del
>>119641
84 points spent and still a very average team. interesting.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.119643 del
>>119641
FUCK
PCS wasnt even updated yet and now I'm stuck with a non existant hirschi


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.119645 del
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>>119643
Bert be like
>hmm what would be a good pick in the year 2026


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.119646 del
>>119645
he's gonna pop off any day now


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.119647 del
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guest nation news:
Malawi to send the daughter of social minister to the Miss World competition instead of the winner of Miss Malawi


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.119648 del
>>119643
Well you could have known since he's supposed to be in canada tomorrow and the concorde doesn't fly anymore


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.119649 del
>>119643
Why would anyone be picking an existent HIRSCHI????


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.119650 del
>>119645
>>119648
>>119649
the autistic urge dictates that every team must be exactly 100 points and i saw no other way


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.119651 del
>50 man break
And all your guys will be caught out


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.119653 del
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>18 degrees and me feet are already cold


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.119654 del
>>119650
>using 100 velocoins


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.119655 del
Surprisingly small number of Tesfatsion pickers, surely this is a good thing for my team


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.119656 del
Is the younger VAN -ACKHOVE a more promising runner than the elder VAN -ACKHOVE?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.119657 del
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seems like rape is on the menu tonight


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.119658 del
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Seems like our visit in the Alps was last minute


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.119659 del
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>>119657
For me it was 3h of stupidly easy endurance and even I became quite bored by the end despite watching an ok movie and a tv show episode


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.119660 del
>>119658
>Blick zur Bertaczek Fundstelle.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.119661 del
>>119657
I actually managed to ride three days since Friday (which is best for me in like a year). I'm quite sore and will do a bit of zone t** on the vine machine later.

I am simply incapable of riding easy outside


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.119662 del
W*UTERS wins in Romania


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.119663 del
>>119662
Woutists, we can't stop winning


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.119664 del
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Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.119665 del
>>119662
Based rutte


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.119666 del
Hayter getting humiliated by Thornley?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.119667 del
>>119664
Find some sponsors who stick around for more than one year and use the Olympics to make it happen.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.119668 del
>>119664
He is probably right that most riders would prefer California to Guangxi but who is going to pay for it?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.119669 del
>>119667
yeah, right after the olympics is a good time to restart; the old formula of alternating North-South and South-North was good, but it's too bad a lot of great roads are far from populated areas


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.119671 del
>>119664
the entire Malawibert wanted you to perform at leadville and you did not, you should hide under a rock (on a mountain) until you acquire sufficient strength to do better next time, swine.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.119672 del
>>119665
Said no one ever in NL


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.119673 del
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Who the fuck is signing this obvious dopeur


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.119674 del
>>119673
Cofidis


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.119675 del
>>119673
LOTTO


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.119676 del
>>119674
Do they know the doping controls on CT level are basically nonexistent


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.119677 del
Looks like * * * peaked for the prologo


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.119678 del
>>119668
Guanxi is gone anyway after next year


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.119679 del
>>119677
Tao?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.119680 del
Cosnefroy has awoken


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.119681 del
>>119679
No, not T*o, * * *


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.119682 del
>>119681
J*ao A*m*ida


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.119683 del
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>>119673


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.119684 del
Oliveira bros, we're feasting


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.119685 del
J-wow!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.119686 del
Almeida is so close to hitting good form. What a frustrating season this year has been


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.119687 del
Sasha chute on paint.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.119688 del
KUNG KUNG KING KUNG KING KING KUNG KING KUNG


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.119689 del
Giulio va


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.119690 del
>>119689
I feel a bit stupid


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.119691 del
Joao is BACK


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.119692 del
Danes when they need to come up with names: Salby, Dalby, Hansen, Pedersen


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.119693 del
>>119690
No Giulio but the famous Catkiller-Sydney duo. We shall see.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.119694 del
Kămna looks pretty uncomfortable


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.119695 del
>Almeida positive split
this is how you know there's still a little bit missing


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.119696 del
Kûng looking GOOD


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.119697 del
Romeo chuted as insult to injury


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.119698 del
>>119697
Unmitigated desaster.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.119699 del
FFB is a real "jack of all trades, master of none"


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.119700 del
rare küng with green numbers


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.119701 del
lmao KING KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.119702 del
If KUNG KUNG KUNG does this it will sweeten the desaster significantly.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.119703 del
fuckin W*** better not take this from him


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.119704 del
>KUNG slower than quadriplegic ALMEIDA


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.119705 del
>>119704
11s faster actually


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.119706 del
>>119704
catch up


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.119707 del
>wout


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.119708 del
Pellizzari caught


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.119709 del
Go on Giulio


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.119710 del
PELLIZARRI abnormal


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.119711 del
>>119708
edit: what!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.119712 del
They had him 3 meters away.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119713 del
this is BULLSHIT


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119714 del
The king.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119715 del
Cosnefroy lol, of course when I didn't pick him


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119716 del
was that the KING?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119717 del
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merda


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.119718 del
>5 Benoît Cosnefroy
Noice, I adjusted him out.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.119719 del
that's a lot of green!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.119720 del
And ARAMBURU in top5, hell


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.119721 del
The other KUNG faltered, shan't win.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.119722 del
>>119721
gonna be close, I think Kưng has it


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.119723 del
>there's a town in south tirol named Sulden
how did they get away with it?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.119724 del
>>119722
Shart also limping, on the other hand I am listening to future developments.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.119725 del
HIRT will barely make the time cut


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.119726 del
>>119724
can you share the vuelta picks again?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.119727 del
Cosnesqueak' first win in a race without a French name

C'EST FINI


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.119728 del
>>119726
>>115248


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.119729 del
>>119728
merci


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.119730 del
I FUCKING hate Lenny


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.119731 del
>>119697
That's just GREAT


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.119732 del
Mhm I had delettre as placeholder for adria yesterday. Would have been a great team otherwise


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.119733 del
>>119732
We've got the same but Arambaru-Delettre


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.119734 del
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I have seen enough
MAS NICOLAU will actually put time into ROGLIC in this very ITT


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.119735 del
>Gall did TT training and sacrificed some aerodynamics in favour of more power

top kek


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.119736 del
W*ut looks morbidly obese


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.119737 del
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>>119735
>>119735
>sacrificed some aerodynamics


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.119738 del
>>119735
I've said it before they just put him on the bike as comfortably as possible and see where it goes.
They might as well put him on a road bike


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.119739 del
>>119735
>>119737
cannot sacrifice what is not there, great gains from decathlon


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.119740 del
>>119735
how much more aerodynamics can that man sacrifice


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.119741 del
by the way I found out that apparently PFP indeed has a disability that prevents her from riding more aero (leg artery surgery or something)
I have found no information about gall but since he rides with his legs out to the side I wouldn't be surprised if he has something similar


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.119742 del
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I am now reminded of the great Pippo GANNA totally humiliating w*ut van aert at the Dwarven doors of Flanders


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.119743 del
ROGLIC was taking a last minute shit
Adjust accordingly


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.119744 del
man those canadian races are STACKED
it's hard to see the sprinter variant not be dominated by all these climbers


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.119745 del
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>>119744
hardest goombles of the year


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.119746 del
>>119744
We are all having the same team, almost to the six.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.119747 del
You can tune in now the important lads are starting


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.119748 del
>>119743
He is going to be light as a feather


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.119749 del
>>119747
none of these guys can tt


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.119750 del
>>119749
ahem roglic won a gold medal


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.119751 del
>>119747
AI medicineman is once again telling me to fight for me hair (or lack of thereof)


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.119752 del
>>119750
well yeah except him
it's like beating cripples


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>>119751


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.119754 del
CHUTE CARAPAZ


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.119755 del
holy fuck cararat chuting with that fucking helmet had me choking


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.119756 del
rare slovenian tt jersey


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.119757 del
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I have on good authority MAS NICOLAU will do a Michael RASMUSSEN tribute today


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.119758 del
CAM ON FELIX
GIVE US MORE MEMES


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.119759 del
gall with the visor because people laughed too much


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.119760 del
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I am scared
MAS will probably win the ITT by over a minute over KUNG


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.119761 del
And yes, he WILL catch GALL


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.119762 del
Never been so excited about a spanish race


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.119763 del
AERO Mas


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.119764 del
>skjelmose slower than berthet
lmoa


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.119765 del
>>119757
2005 or 2007?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.119766 del
Consider this: Mas world champion


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.119767 del
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oi vueltards why are you showing gall exclusively from this ground angle? What's up with that what's the reason for that?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.119768 del
ROGLIC SLOW


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.119769 del
>>119765
the triple entente


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.119770 del
>he's 6 seconds up on Gall already
is that supposed to be impressive? expected 20


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.119771 del
>>119770
G-Gall is doing a giga positive split while roglic is doing the most negative split you've ever seen!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.119772 del
Mas with pulsating aero chevron on his fucking skull.
This is a sign!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.119773 del
>+8
not bad


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.119774 del
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Jarno WIDAR was 3 (three) minutes (minutes) slower than Jan HIRT


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.119775 del
>ground angle again
kek


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.119776 del
almost nothing will change in GC


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.119777 del
double moto escort for mas


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.119778 del
Skjelmose losing to Omrzel and Berthet. Maybe two grand tours is too much for him.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.119779 del
>>119778
don't understand lidl, such a shit team they sent too


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.119780 del
Great TT from ROGLIC


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.119781 del
Somehow my pain as an Almeida fan increased today

But at least I'm hopeful for next year (as long as his immune system cooperates)


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.119782 del
Why won't other renners also get this sort of motopacing?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.119783 del
abnormal


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.119784 del
only 30s to roglic, it's time masbros
it's fucking time


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.119785 del
impressive
very nice


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.119786 del
>Jan HIRT finished ITT inside the very elite TOP 100


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.119787 del
I think Mas is more than strong enough handle it, but surely Rogla has to raid on stage 20. On paper the gap isn't that bad and it's not like he has anything to lose.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.119788 del
>>119787
bora doesn't have the balls, or riders


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.119789 del
>>119787
dont think rogla has the watts for that mas has been outright better so far


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.119790 del
>>119789
Kinda has to still try no matter what, no? What's the worst that could happen? Lose 2nd to Gall? I really doubt he or RB care about that.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.119791 del
>>119790
I don't think Primoz can be bothered to put that much effort into it anymore.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.119792 del
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>boichis


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.119793 del
>>119792
Fancellu DNF


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.119794 del
>>119778
Axelgaard was right, once again


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.119795 del
>>119793
entire bahrain team except a rand hungarian I've never heard from is dead


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.119796 del
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>>119795


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.119797 del
>>119795
RIP Mohoric. Gone but not forgotten.


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Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.119799 del
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>>119798


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.119800 del
>>119795
Lenny is a piece of shit little rat


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.119801 del
a bert won the overal
don't forget to make a team for tomorrow immediately


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.119802 del
>>119797
scammed bahrain for another contract, legend


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.119803 del
>>119801
>Can't connect to MySQL server on '127.0.0.1:3306' (1)
The fucking site works like fucking shit


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.119804 del
>>119746
I don't think that's true at all, there are so many options


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.119805 del
>>119804
Well it's impossible to not pick Seixas Remcuck and Pidcock/Lel Toro and then you have like 5 coins left


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.119806 del
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>>119804
done


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.119807 del
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>>119798
i should OF gone outside, albeit for short 90 minutes
it feels like 40 degrees inside at the rape

BIG mistake


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.119808 del
>>119806
i only have 2 of these riders


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.119809 del
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Bert won!


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.119810 del
>>119809
insane


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.119811 del
>>119809
>secret esotheric knowledge


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.119812 del
man, I missed the day of the kings. And that full squeaker podium in Italie makes me squeak


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.119813 del
glad KUNG is getting his TT wins this year since his classics results have taken a tumble


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.119814 del
Second ever grand tour victory for 2door. I don't know how much Cofidis and Lotto made today (Aranburu made 100 UCI points today), but in my count Tudor just overtook both teams in the 3 year ranking.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.119815 del
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So still a long way to Madrid (Granada), where does Primoz find 97 seconds?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.119816 del
Grug to win Luxembourg overall and a stage or two? no real competition there


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.119817 del
>>119815
He will lose a minute tomorrow and we can safely skip saturday stage in favour of BIG ride (or hike)


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.119818 del
damn i missed the kung win


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.119819 del
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Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.119820 del
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We got a fellow bert #1 global apparently


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.119821 del
>>119820
ppatt


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.119822 del
>>119807
why DIDN'T you


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.119824 del
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GC. >>119823


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.119825 del
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forgot how hard this shit was


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.119826 del
I've missed all day. Told you guys about the king, why didn't you listen. Also how doped is mass right now?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.119827 del
>>119826
motodoped


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.119828 del
>>119825
Whats this?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.119829 del
>>119828
jay vining


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.119830 del
>>119827
Ah


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.119831 del
>>119824
very close between 10th and 15th, the goombling canalzone


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.119832 del
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>>119822
Yeah it was a rookie mistake.
I should feel ashamed and I do.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.119833 del
>>119832
did you rawdog zonder fan?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.119834 del
>berthet is ahead of skjelmose in GC


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.119835 del
>>119833
with a fan but it said 30 degrees inside when I finished
>heat training in september


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.119836 del
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>>119835
we produce too much heat
human body and it's combustion engine efficiency s m h what a SHITE


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.119837 del
>>119835
don't you have a vaxxmaster? put that shit full blast brother


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.119838 del
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>I was in your arse
>Thinking I belonged there
>I figured it made sense
>Building me a fence


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.119839 del
Four days riding in one week. I'm fucking BACK


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.119840 del
>>119839
based


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.119841 del
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three stages of TT


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.119842 del
>>119841
ROGLIC is really low, damn


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.119843 del
>>119841
Just look at Roglic stack height in comparison

Also, that pic of Gall is shopped, right?


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.119844 del
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>>119842
lower than aero skinman even


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.119845 del
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>>119843
>Also, that pic of Gall is shopped, right?
I should have used this one because it feels even worse somehow


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.119846 del
>>119841
it was so comical how they only ever showed gall from the ground perspective today
why hide him, give us the full side profile. Show him in all his glory


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.119847 del
>>119846
He really has the absolute worst style on the bike of any modern rider

My top three (after two seconds of consideration)
1. Grug
2. Alaphillipe
3. Del Toro


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.119848 del
>>119847
Del toro is like'a sphinx, it's almost too clean


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.119849 del
>>119845
we must go higher


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.119850 del
>>119848
2026 Pogi stays off the list for being too clean. I can't stand his seated accelerations.

Del Toro is more like a younger Pogi. Definitely a super refined position but has a lot of panache as well.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.119851 del
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The European mind cannot comprehend the creation of such a sandwich.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.119852 del
>>119850
Yeah but his head doesn't move and that's almost uncanny


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.119853 del
>>119851
um, a sandwich is having a bread on the bottom and on the top, I would call this a canapé (CZ: Chlebíčky or kanapky)


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.119854 del
>>119853
It is a sandwich, it's a roll cut down the middle (the top part of the picture is the bottom of the bread)


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.119855 del
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>>119853
chlebicek is a slice of a veka with shit on it


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.119856 del
>>119854
then wtf am I looking at? Chicago style sandwich after what they have done to the humble Italian pizza.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.119857 del
>>119851
I am confused as well


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.119858 del
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thornley averaged 420w, actually not that much he's a big guy


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.119859 del
>>119851
this looks revolting, 3 days of diarrhea


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.119860 del
>>119856
>>119857
>>119859
I knew this would be incomprehensible.

It's an eggplant parmesan sandwich. Eggplant is breaded and fried. Then it is assembled into a sandwich with vodka sauce (a creamy tomato sauce) and topped with mozzarella (no parmagiano is actually used), and baked.


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.119861 del
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lest we forget, how a real sandwich should look like


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.119862 del
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>>119782


Bert 09/10/2026 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.119863 del
>>119860
look when you write it out it sounds fine just the presentation lets it down so much


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.119864 del
>>119858
Hmm very good CdA then, strange. 419W only gets you to around 49-50km/h here in Finland for a big guy in an out-and-back TT


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>>119862


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.119867 del
it has been 25 years already...since Erik Zabel won stage 2 of the Vuelta on September 11 2001.
and man that start list back in the day: Zülle, McEwan, Mayo, Gianetti, Virenque, Teutenberg, Sevilla, Freire, Pantani, Mauri, Beloki, Sastre, Aldag. the creme de la creme of EPO enjoyers.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.119868 del
Not bad. Completely missed out on the 8pts riders but outside of that it's fine


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.119869 del
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>>119868
>>119868


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.119870 del
Decathlon CMA CGM registered to become a team under Swiss license. it will come into effect 2028.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.119871 del
>>119870
Based french tax dodgers


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.119872 del
>>119871
This country is doomed anyway


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.119873 del
>>119872
Europe is doomed in general


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.119874 del
>>119873
Yeah, we're falling first and bringing everyone with us (yes, you too Deutschland)


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.119875 del
>>119874
You will crash your country with the weight of boomers, germans will implode europe by losing their entire industry because they put a bald fraud in charge


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.119876 del
Portugal's unofficial WC squad according to journos:

>João Almeida
>Afonso Eulálio
>António Morgado
>Ivo Oliveira (+ITT)
>Nelson Oliveira (+ITT)
>Tiago Antunsh

Ngl, easily the most sovlful team in my unbiased opinion


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.119877 del
>>119876
Reis would mog memco in the ITT.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.119878 del
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What's going on here


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.119879 del
>>119878
AI protection patterns


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.119880 del
>>119878
Hiding morbid obesity.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.119881 del
>>119878
1 month of oumi's cooking


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.119882 del
>>119878
He's got that Mads neck fold look, nice


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.119884 del
>>119883
Really hungry now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.119885 del
>>119878
the zebra from Schepdaal innit


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.119886 del
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I don't think el rato needs alpecin


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.119887 del
pidkek aiming for the rainbow jersey triple with pogi gone.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.119888 del
>>119883
Would be nice to have a personal chef. For breakfast today I had lots of toast with jam and a pack of quark. Then 250g sugar in a bottle while riding. Then 250g white rice with a lentil-broadbean curry afterwards. Cooking after a hard session is always a bitch.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.119889 del
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>>119888
Got to say that toast with jam is the GOAT athlete food though. My brand of whole wheat toast has 2.5g of fibre per slice, and one slice with jam is 100kcal. You eat 8 of those and you've got 20g fibre already coupled with lots of good carbs and protein.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.119890 del
>>119888
how about burgerbert sending you some of his sandwiches as seen here >>119851


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.119891 del
So how de we feel about MAS cheating his way to a vuelta victory ahead of roglic? I'm a bit torn, motor doping for loval riders is tradition but I would have lkiked to see rogla get his 5th


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.119892 del
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Don't forget that he's doing it for the GOOD OF CYCLING
>wahoo taged
topkek he's getting some sponsor money too


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.119893 del
>>119892
Not shocked he has one of those blootouch speakers, a large one as well.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.119894 del
>>119892
That's just sad, why not ride on the road


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.119895 del
>>119890
Looks too greasy for my liking


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.119896 del
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>>119892


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.119897 del
>>119851
Isn't that fried bacon.
Could be a bun but could be fried pork skin.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.119898 del
Kek kung fucked off to canada


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.119899 del
>>119898
cursed be Foss robbing him of his deserved rainbow jersey


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.119900 del
>>119898
his job here is DONE


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.119901 del
Double abandon


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.119902 del
>>119897
No. I ate the sandwich (well, half of it, other half is for lunch today).


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.119903 del
>>119901
just a Single rider, fedorov and küng did DNS


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.119904 del
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nothing to see here move on


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.119905 del
>>119904
He fucking deserves this


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.119906 del
>>119904
ppa


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.119907 del
>>119906
yes


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.119908 del
epic methods are allowed in the Iberian peninsula


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.119909 del
BARRE DNS quebec btw, some adjoosting needed for the berts


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.119910 del
>>119904
UCI rule is 25 meters btw, those cars are at 4 max


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.119911 del
Ungarn megastar VAS wins in Romania


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.119912 del
>>119911
he looks shockingly similar to his sister, hungary's finest


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.119913 del
>>119910
There's lots of research done on this by Professor Bert Blocken at the Lappeenranta University of Technology in Finland, the effect of those cars at 4m is absolutely huge for aero


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.119914 del
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Full helper


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.119915 del
>>119914
I feel bad for Lenny and Romain, it suits them really well; not taking the French NC feels especially egregious


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.119916 del
>>119915
Rumours are the european champ are for them


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.119917 del
Rat in a Car is going for the stage for sure


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.119918 del
>>119916
But that's too hard for romain specifically and the WC isn't


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.119919 del
>>119917
he won here before right?

>>119916
nice, the ugliest jersey


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.119920 del
>>119904
I didn't watch after Kụng came in and was wondering how the hell Mas beat Carapaz by so much, since they're usually about equal in TTs


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.119921 del
>>119919
yes


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.119922 del
why did i think kebek was tomorrow?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.119923 del
Rogler making moves


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.119924 del
happenings


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.119925 del
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>>119920
Nothing weird to see here


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.119926 del
>>119918
yeah it's more for Lenny I think. To be honest gregoire just isn't in shape to pretend. You can't get drop by rondel and facellu and pretend to be here for the WC


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.119927 del
>>119925
what can you even say


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.119928 del
CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO raiding


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.119929 del
>>119928
Sander DE PESTEL raiding


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.119930 del
>>119928
YES


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.119931 del
>>119928
The last real cyclist


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.119932 del
ah rip


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.119933 del
what a fucking mechanical


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.119934 del
>>119928
>>119929
HIRT raiding


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.119936 del
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Landa is in the Vuelta. I am serious


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.119937 del
>>119936
old man on a fun ride


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.119938 del
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one of the funniest specialty mixes


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.119939 del
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>>119938


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.119940 del
>>119939
Pozzovivo?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.119941 del
Fortunato. That's basically the same guy but worse


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.119942 del
>>119940
No, this would be a gigantic size for piccolo Pozzo.
He is in this della Vuelta as well, not the same format of runner as Landa of coursh.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.119943 del
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>>119941


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.119944 del
Jonas abrahamsen giving back exercises on strava now.
He's part of team backpain


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.119945 del
Somewhat amusingly, today's stage is on very roads where attentionpayers may remember I was supposed to do a group ride on vacation and a jeet on an ebike bonked after 30 mins on the outskirts of Malaga


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.119946 del
Maybe I will pick Shitcock after all.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.119947 del
breakawaywinslol days are PISSING me OFF


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.119948 del
>>119945
Me mind retains some vague memory about a happening of this sort.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.119949 del
I just realized Urko Dopade wins this


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.119950 del
>>119945
how did that jeet bonk zonder having to work
jeets s m h


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.119951 del
>>119945
Are you the jeet?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.119952 del
>>119949
It's a dunbar day


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.119953 del
final climb is ON


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.119954 del
European beaches are largely grim affairs


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.119955 del
bets now, will roidlic try something


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.119956 del
puck's boyfriend lachee


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.119957 del
>>119955
one or two landismo-esque attaques


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.119958 del
>>119955
yes


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.119959 del
chance of pulling the break back? it's a hard climb


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.119960 del
>>119959
I don't think buitrago climbs 6 minutes slower than the GC riders


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.119961 del
>>119960
forgot he was there, yeah


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.119962 del
>>119961
I don't think many will get caught, tronchon, pau, maybe camprubi, castrillo will drop back


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.119963 del
>>119962
ah castrillo is allowed to ride for himself


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.119964 del
hahaha gloag dying with buitrago smiling in his face


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.119965 del
pedalton not making any time up, sheesh


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.119966 del
>>119965
tomorrow is a brutal stage, I'd save my legs


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.119967 del
aero professor bert blocken says mas' escort yesterday is an easy 30 second time gain or rog


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.119968 del
bora pacing so incredibly slow they're losing time now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.119969 del
I expect Skjelmose parcheggio any second now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.119970 del
>>119955
it does seem like he's starting to try something


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.119971 del
Based Leknessund going for some points for me


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.119972 del
bora collapsed


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.119973 del
>>119970
Trying to attaque backwards yeah


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.119974 del
Ken pharma is folding this year everybody is on juice to find a contract


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.119975 del
>>119974
berrade was always ridiculously juiced, I never got why no team picked him up after that one vuelta


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.119976 del
>>119973
YES WELL


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.119977 del
>>119975
There was once a reigning Vuelta winner who couldn't get a team. Some guys are really not worth the risk. Like Lazkano lol


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.119978 del
Landismo


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.119979 del
As expected. With Valter of all places


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.119980 del
there goes skjeldoper


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.119981 del
>>119980
my dumbest pick


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.119982 del
GREAT painface


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.119983 del
>>119981
it's not your fault, but it does turn out axelgaard was right


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.119984 del
>>119983
at least the field is weak enough that he's got a comfortable top 10


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.119985 del
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>>119983
but he was also wrong about a lot of things
what was he thinking with almeida


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.119986 del
>>119985
>roglic
<*
sad


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.119987 del
>>119985
Nordhagen LOL


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.119988 del
>>119987
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE YOUNG COMETS


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.119989 del
Hmm this may be a problem for Dopade


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.119990 del
nice motopaced attack


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.119991 del
Whenever I pick Buitrago he DNFs on stage 2 btw


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.119992 del
>>119985
roglic the same as fucking widar ha HA


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.119993 del
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>>119992
Mas the same as Uijtdebroeks


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.119994 del
dunbar is the brenner of this stage


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.119995 del
>>119993
oh shit I didn't even see him, that's ridiculous. Rating Cian U. at all is already CRAZY


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.119996 del
>>119995
he always rates the same people for no real reason
very autistic man


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.119997 del
Dunbar of all places actually takes it


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.119998 del
❌🍔


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.119999 del
>>119997
the Ozzie commentary is loving it


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.120000 del
>>119996
>UHHHHHH Is that [RECOGNIZABLE NAME]?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.120001 del
the curse of farming polka dot points, they're never fresh


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.120002 del
ATTAQUE PRIMOZ ROGLIC


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.120003 del
Omrzel and Berthet are really fucking not normal


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.120004 del
>>120001
gotta do the Carapaz strategy and wrap it up over 3-4 stages


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.120005 del
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23 Remco Evenepoel
21 Isaac Del Toro
20 Guillermo Thomas Silva
12 Thomas Pidcock
10 Jenno Berckmoes
8 Alessandro Borgo
7 Paul Lapeira
7 Michael Matthews
6 Paul Seixas
5 Anders Foldager
5 Jhonatan Narváez
4 Anthon Charmig
4 Corbin Strong
4 Quinn Simmons
3 Noa Isidore
3 Andrew August
3 Alexander Kamp
2 Robert Donaldson
2 Davide Toneatti
2 Andrea Raccagni Noviero
2 Quinten Hermans
2 Mauro Schmid
2 Riley Sheehan
1 Ewen Costiou
1 Clément Braz Afonso
1 Alex Baudin
1 LOUIS BARRÉ
1 Bart Lemmen
1 Afonso Eulálio
1 Maxim Van Gils
1 Edoardo Zambanini
1 Luke Lamperti
1 Tim Wellens
1 Felix Großschartner
1 Riley Pickrell
1 Georg Zimmermann
1 Storm Ingebrigtsen
1 Alessandro Pinarello
1 Filippo Fiorelli
1 Oliver Stockwell


>6=

2 Remco Evenepoel Isaac Del Toro Guillermo Thomas Silva Jenno Berckmoes Alessandro Borgo Michael Matthews
>>using pedals
>/pinot/


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.120006 del
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Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.120007 del
pretty cool top five


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.120008 del
This is doped


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.120009 del
>>120002
yes, well


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.120010 del
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Primoz OMRZEL goes solo


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.120011 del
roglic so weak even 20 year olds can attack out his wheel


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.120012 del
BERTed forced to slave for grupo principal for his 56th GC or whatever spot


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.120013 del
>>120012
he's almost top 5 at this point


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.120014 del
Well that sucked


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.120015 del
pinarello with a cheeky UCI point haul with their 135


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.120016 del
maybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.120017 del
MAS NICOLAU looked weak to be honest
Tomorrow ROGLIC will win his 5th La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.120018 del
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Okay going on a quick ride, not repeating the mistakes of yesterday


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.120019 del
Fanta hands Mas a check for €5000


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.120020 del
>>120005
no lemon believers?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.120021 del
>>120017
Mas looked like he was on an easy Sunday ride. Tomorrow he takes another 3 minutes


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.120022 del
there's nothing like a weeping Irishman


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.120023 del
MIKUTIS wants some bad.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.120024 del
Tbh, Pogacar abandoning didn't really improve this race by a whole lot.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.120025 del
>>120021
He really looks like the only guy in any kind of shape in this race.

We all knew the startlist was week and talked about how grim the final top 10 could look like with just a few chutes, and while more GC guys survived the 3 weeks than I expected and more than half of the top 10 are worthy names on paper, the reality is that the quality has been awful. This Skjelly still hanging on to 9th says it all.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.120026 del
>>120024
most of these riders simply aren't good, and very overpaid for what they do


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.120027 del
>>120025
Clement Berthet will be a top 8 finisher in a GT by sunday


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.120028 del
>>120027
who's gonna gain a spot on him?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.120029 del
>>120027
As will the best C. Rodríguez in the pedalton


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.120030 del
>>120028
Probably no one, top 8 just looks nicer than top 7, heh


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.120031 del
>>120029
>the other c rodriguez is in this race
what the fuck


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.120032 del
>buchmann is in this race


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.120033 del
>>120031
Nothing burns brighter and faster than a Spanish 2020s superstar


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.120034 del
I never noticed that GP quebec has a new route since last year


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.120035 del
yet another commentator falling for the charm of Dutch former ciclista VAN DEN BOS


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.120036 del
>>120033
has he had a "hard time coming back from injury" or what?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.120037 del
>>120036
permacrocked I think


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.120040 del
Vaclav (or Vaclav) not taking the latest DNF and WC snub well, making a ruckus while shitfaced.
https://x.com/Mishak841/status/2097375821375664528


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.120041 del
campy abandon


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.120042 del
how come only French Canada has cycling races?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.120043 del
>>120035
that wafflenigger is just shamelessly flirting with our Jip. I did the same when i met her once.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.120044 del
>>120043
calm down Thijs, I'm sure you still got dibs


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.120045 del
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>>120043


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.120046 del
>>120044
>>120045
I see that hobo looking ahh on flybys sometimes. Im sure Jip saves her fanny for me.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.120047 del
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are you sure you don't just want this bike bertacek?
look at all those bouteilles


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.120048 del
>>120046
if there is ever a time to make him chute just know the dutch world of ciclismo thanks you


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.120049 del
>>120047
this dweeb "developed" a tyre with silca just so he can come 15th again at every gravel race
i do wonder, why would you place a bottle at the bottom of the frame when it will be covered in mud anyway


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.120050 del
>>120047
bertaczek could fit at least 10 1 liter bidons on his frame size


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.120051 del
>>120049
but is the tire good I wonder


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.120052 del
>pogi will be in canada watching the wc
he should post a new kom time of the main climb of the circuit just for shits and giggles mid week


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.120053 del
>>120051
it is 115 euros for ONE tyre, ultimate paypiggery for something that's probably at best .5w in gains


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.120054 del
>>120052
that's fun, good for him
<Jonas would NEVER


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.120055 del
ok, I turned in and immediately hit the mute buttom. looks like they have some nice weather in Quebec.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.120056 del
>>120055
it's on equipe.tv if you have it


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.120057 del
schmid at the end of the peloton as usual


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.120058 del
>>120056
the stream on the website is geoblocked, but it might be available in the French speaking part and thus should be accessible at some internet tv service nationwide...oh wait, what do you know, it actually is heh. will try it out.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.120059 del
oh well, l'equipe doesn't start the coverage for another hour on their tv channel.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.120060 del
>>120059
Nothing will happen by then


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.120061 del
Miserable season for GROVES.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.120062 del
>>120061
tudor spent money on this man


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.120063 del
Okay I'm back from me ride, time for another pogiwinslol

I don't know what I was thinking yesterday, such a lovely time to ride. Long sleeves were great investment though, at the end.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.120064 del
>Bort Man


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.120065 del
Total chaos


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.120066 del
remking not sleeping


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.120067 del
J*se


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.120068 del
>jose beam


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.120069 del
>chute in canada
>get assisted death
many such cases


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.120070 del
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some tempo this evening
now time for some remking racing


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.120071 del
>>120069
>we've got a gazilion of jeets in your place anyways


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.120072 del
>the indigenous people of canada
whites?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.120073 del
Shut the FUCK up dumb bitch.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.120074 del
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whose your favourite inuit cyclist?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.120075 del
Riley Sheehan on a fu ride.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.120076 del
bovine


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.120077 del
mal vin DNF


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.120078 del
bettiol loves this race


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.120079 del
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Bart LEMMEN??
Fuck off Bertman.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.120080 del
ohh that's a strong group


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.120081 del
remco sisters, what next?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.120082 del
kwiato, a glimpse into the few remaining pre remco-grug-pogi era world champions left in the pro peloton. I count mads as a pre-era rider.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.120083 del
if van gils comes across it might be gg for the favorites, who's gonna ride


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.120084 del
Kinda wanted to mix it up with Hermans and Berckmoes but nah, surely the big guns will make a move and run away with it.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.120085 del
it's not even van gils, thanks joseph bean


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.120086 del
Quebec lays at the estuary of America that connects the East American sea with Lake America.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.120087 del
>>120086
How many more years of president retard again?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.120088 del
>>120087
I thought he would die in office, with Vance rigging the Qatari Air Force one plane or so.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.120089 del
>why is bora riding, do they not have faith in aleotti
dude might be one of the weakest riders in the entire front group


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.120090 del
here come the big 3
squinn
seixas
sheehan


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.120091 del
fucking remco betrayed us


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.120092 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.120093 del
oh here he comes, was taking a shit at the back of the peleton


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.120094 del
why is seixas always closing down himself


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.120095 del
benny hill


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.120096 del
>>120094
the burden of being the next Pogacar


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.120097 del
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why can't jose bean shut up and die


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.120098 del
how about we couple the bean and the aranbaru guy


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.120099 del
watching it on l'équipe, now I don't have to guess the names of the riders while having the stream on mute anymore.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.120100 del
>>120097
I hate her more than the sniffing troon even. I couldn't be in the same room with such an annoying creature


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.120101 del
>>120100
imo the troon was alright in the vuelta so far, they finally got him to stop sniffing


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.120102 del
>>120100
sniffing troon actually has some insight as a rider who had a long career in the (men's) peloton

Jose Bean literally has absolutely nothing to offer aside from being annoying, fat, and Dutch


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.120103 del
Kamon Bertiol.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.120104 del
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>>120102
actually a very, very good career


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.120105 del
why is del taco always snoozing at the tail end


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.120106 del
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>>120104
why'd he do it...


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.120107 del
Del Dropo.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.120108 del
>>120107
he's just bullshitting I think


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.120109 del
l'equipe doesn't remember that Pogi has done the Vuelta before, it was his first grand tour in fact. he couldn't even beat boomerverde for second place.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.120110 del
>>120108
Probably but he will get being too cool eventually.
It may be Narvaez day anyways.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.120111 del
stop working lemon, I need those points
jorgenson has no punch anyway


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.120112 del
>>120107
tailgunning mf'er

he knows it's just the frauds at the front right now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.120113 del
STOP THE COUNT


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.120114 del
Waar lapeira?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.120115 del
cam on 🐂 I paid good coins for you


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.120116 del
Eh, no one extra in G2 for me.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.120117 del
>>120116
almost none of the cheap riders are there aside from a few like sean quinn


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.120118 del
>>120117
you could fit charmig I think, he was also good last year so not that weird of a pick
but I went with Silva like everyone else


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.120119 del
>>120117
Yeah, thought about Pinarello but that's about it.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.120120 del
>mfw I have charmig and silva


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.120121 del
>>120118
sheehan


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.120122 del
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>>120120


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.120123 del
>Jose Bean taking pot shots at Pogi when he's not even there
Fuck this woman
She is emblematic of the fall of western civilization


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.120124 del
remco pas normal


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.120125 del
classic remco move
de wurgslang


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.120126 del
G2 caught snoozing as Remco teleports to G1 silently


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.120127 del
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EVENEPOEL would have won this race even if POGACAR didn't chute in La Vuelta


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.120128 del
She is making more weird noises than "Pippa".


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.120129 del
>>120128
emergency banana


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.120130 del
>>120125
>wurgslang
heh nice I like that


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.120131 del
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FUCK MOTOPACING


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.120132 del
yeah with motorpacing it's over


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.120133 del
lemon is better than jorgenson, free lemon


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.120134 del
they gave up


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.120135 del
prince charming will win somehow


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.120136 del
>>120133
The foodchain is the foodchain bert


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Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.120138 del
>>120136
fruits are at the top of the pyramid


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.120139 del
berckmoose also there


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.120140 del
c'est fini


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.120141 del
Wurgslanging them.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.120142 del
seixas stronk


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.120143 del
oh shit seixas will bridge


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.120144 del
healy spotted


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.120145 del
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>>120144
off the back though


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.120146 del
fucking remco


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.120147 del
Charning, please suck the wheels as much as you can my boy


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.120148 del
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You now ynr Benoit HEALY


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.120149 del
>>120148
why did he finish an entire race with a broken tailbone
what a fucking moron


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.120150 del
>>120148
what happened to him anyways why is he so weak this year


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.120151 del
>>120148
EF might be in danger if they can get him and powerless running again


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.120152 del
um, UAE has a black rider? or is that one of the UAE natives?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.120153 del
>>120152
is that narvaez? how long was he in south america


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.120154 del
>>120147
WHY is he pulling. They have 15 secs lmao, some velopoints wasted I guess


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.120155 del
>>120153
some kit wanker made it to the course?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.120156 del
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Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.120157 del
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>>120154
champions pull, simple as


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.120158 del
>>120156
For real though he's going to go pop the next climb


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.120159 del
and this is the sprinter version


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.120160 del
>>120159
it's harder than it used to be


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.120161 del
bling hmmm


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.120162 del
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>>120156
hair tufts out of the helmet like a baby emoji


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.120163 del
>>120161
my man


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.120164 del
>>120160
a bit, but it's Montreal that really got harder


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.120165 del
cicco might go to the line with him


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.120166 del
>>120165
They should keep charming if he's pulling


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.120167 del
weak attack


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.120168 del
fucking hell it is narvaez that looks like a sub saharan


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.120169 del
all that visma work for SLUUURP
seixas is a brave kid, I respect him a lot


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.120170 del
g2 is g2ing extra hard


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.120171 del
bling keeping his top 10 streak atleast


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.120172 del
>>120169
Trully the heir of Hinault


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.120173 del
G2 syndrome in action, UAE not pulling because fuck why


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.120174 del
seixas and simmons should just go and forget about these frauds


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.120175 del
seixas sad


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.120176 del
BLING BLING BLING


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.120177 del
>del toro is a distancelet
adjusted


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.120178 del
WASHED


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.120179 del
del toro stocks for the worlds tanking, he's not in form


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.120180 del
chasse patate


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.120181 del
de wurgslang in action


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.120182 del
>>120180
chasse americain


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.120183 del
bling about to pop


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.120184 del
oh great everyone but me has Remco


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.120185 del
>>120184
who did you pick then? seixas?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.120186 del
>>120185
Bling, Cock, Sexass


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.120187 del
I think cicco has him


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.120188 del
cicco pas normal


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.120189 del
>>120187
Nah remco is a sprinter now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.120190 del
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honestly why do they always do it

why

why do they not want to win


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.120191 del
I can already feel remcos anger


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.120192 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.120193 del
ALHAMDULILLAH


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.120194 del
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i had this queued up in case remco fucked up


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120195 del
strong


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120196 del
allah akbar


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120197 del
great performance from cico


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120198 del
>7 Lapeira
chute comicale ayuso


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120199 del
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>Muslim wins on 9/11


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120200 del
pogibros, why did remchud win this so easily?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120201 del
fucking kwabyuso
what an absolute retard


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120202 del
chute


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120203 del
Ayuso assassinated?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.120204 del
>>120186
well at least they're all in the top 10

CHUTE


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.120205 del
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>ayuso


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.120206 del
where the fuck did some of these guys come from? gualdi? lapeira?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120207 del
Boring race, good velogame


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120208 del
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KwabCam


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120209 del
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AHEM
FUCK THE DOUBTERS
FUCK PAUL SEIXAS
FUCK FRANCE
FUCK ALL INFIDELS
AND FUCK AMERICA
also wtf Ayuso


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120210 del
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he's walking to the line


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120211 del
>>120204
wtf that was Lapeira


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.120212 del
>RACCAGNI NOVIERO in Gr. GUALDI-BERCKMOES


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.120213 del
BAUDIN 15th out of nowhere


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.120214 del
what does the celebration mean?


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.120215 del
This is a lot of velo points btw


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.120216 del
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I forgot to adjust and just copied the AI list the Bertrand posted this morning heh. now I have memco, charmpig and lapeira, let's not talk about the 3 bad picks by AI.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.120217 del
>>120033
.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.120218 del
there's no way lapeira didn't wait a lap, seixas was alone the entire time
I saw pretty much everyone else in the top 30


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.120219 del
>del toro 55th
fucking hell


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.120220 del
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>>120212
16pt cost in superclassico next year


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.120221 del
>>120216
pidcock was an obvious pick over torito


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.120222 del
love these Quebecois accents


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.120223 del
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that was lots of movement just for UCI points.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.120224 del
>>120223
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=yCdGeElhCK4 [Embed]
gualdi deciding to sprint


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.120225 del
>>120223
what the fuck lmao seixas just zooms across the field to murder ayuso, crazy


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.120226 del
>>120223
seixas with a supersonic side shift wtf


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.120227 del
I don't even think it was Seixas fault, dreckmoes and quintus hermanus are swearing in front of Seixas and he loses control and allahu akbars straight into poor ayuso.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.120228 del
>>120227
>>120226
>>120225
I think someone chips his front wheel and he saves it by killing ayuso


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.120229 del
>>120228
I love him even more now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.120230 del
>>120223
need an overhead shot in slo-mo


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.120231 del
>>120226
>>120225
>>120227
>>120229
Lapeira


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.120232 del
>>120231
no Lapeira already finished by then


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.120233 del
>>120231
no that's seixas, lapeira finished ahead
check the riders around him, the 2 EFs are baudin and quinn and no other EF runner finished ahead of them


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.120234 del
>>120232
ohhh yeah right right


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.120235 del
Fuck I forgot about the race. Stupid burger hours


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.120236 del
>>120206
adjusted out Gualdi for fucking Kamp, I'm seething furiously right now


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.120238 del
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Gift someone gave me for my daughter. Neat.


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.120239 del
>>120238
Cute


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.120240 del
a fucking leaf


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.120241 del
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Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.120242 del
>>120238
nice


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.120243 del
Squeakers can't even drive træens without crashing


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.120244 del
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aha


Bert 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.120245 del
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>Gall 5
>Mas Nicolau 5
>Kuss 6
>Carapaz Montenegro 6
>Onley 9
>Roglic 15
>Almeida 21
>Buitrago 21
>Widar 29
>Brenner 34
>Paret 41
>Omrzel 41
>Dunber 41
>Rodriguez 51
>Tejada 51
>Berthet 51
>Holland 51
>Norfhagen 67
...
>Hirt 81


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.120246 del
>>120245
>>Almeida 21
bait used to be believable


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.120247 del
Bike is in the bus hold. Not teh safest way to travel with it but I wanted to ride in massif central.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.120248 del
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>>120247
Pic on the menu


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.120249 del
>>120238
I walked past the official merchandise stall at the tour de france femmes avec zwift and was just wondering why it was so much more expensive than when I would have ordered it online.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.120250 del
>>120248
looks sick! make sure to take some pics for the berts


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.120251 del
>>120248
you will cope on the no cap de cote, looks steep and something bertaczek would like to die on.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.120252 del
>>120251
Nothing good is given for free


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.120255 del
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GC. >>120254


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.120256 del
>>120255
I hope norbert overtakes autismbert


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.120257 del
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The bike is fine, roads are empty. Life is good


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.120258 del
are you giddings me?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.120259 del
>>120257
I'm starting to believe that France outside of Paris is actually empty.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.120260 del
>>120257
Suffer? Can't. Pas possible.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.120261 del
>>120258
malucelli bros? our china buff?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.120262 del
Grande RAJOVIC, Big Gleb, my boy PIDOR, Bold IDERBOLD, Cyrus MONK all humbled
SALBY even got dropped


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.120263 del
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Hardest part down, I'll need to squeak in Czech about that one later on


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.120264 del
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>>120263
surely you adjusted your gears accordingly


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.120265 del
>>120263
fr fr no cap


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.120266 del
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Time for a schnitzel ride.
Probably the last of this very year.

Then back home in time to see the great Primoz ROGLIC humiliating cheating MAS NICOLAU to win his 5th La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.120267 del
>>120266
Its been a while since I had to turn around outside. Had to return for long sleeved jersey and its still chill.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.120268 del
>>120267
summer is over


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.120269 del
>>120267
it's literally 20 degrees at your place what are you even on about uncle


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.120270 del
>train derailed in france because someone put something on the rails
the world is so fucked berts


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.120271 del
Halfway through, it's getting warmer


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.120272 del
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>>120271
Saw a 100kg boomer on this fred sled


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.120273 del
>>120272
He beat you to the cafe


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.120274 del
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W-what's the Swiss plan?!


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.120275 del
>>120272
not even maxed out in his gears, bertacek could never


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.120276 del
>>120274
saves them 5 million in taxes on seixas alone so they can pay him more


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.120277 del
>>120274
France will invade Switzerland


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.120278 del
>>120277
again? fucking Napoleon stole our bears.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.120279 del
>>120269
it was 14 and overcast, the wind was cold


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.120280 del
>>120263
What the hell is that on Cap de Cope, the hatch from LOST?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.120281 del
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Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.120282 del
>>120280
kek


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.120283 del
Chuta Inhumana Screamana


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.120284 del
Carapaz making moves


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.120285 del
Peloton shattered into pieces and hard climbing hadn't even begun


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.120286 del
entire teams in the break now


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.120287 del
there's no way skjelmose survives this stage


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.120288 del
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me? I'm strade bianche


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.120289 del
>>120288
does... does it go lighter


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.120290 del
>>120289
maybe in the hill climb leagues


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.120291 del
Carapaz to go on the second ascent of the Puerto de El Purche?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.120292 del
>>120291
with the time he needs to make up for podium, he'll probably have to go even earlier
attack on the first descent, use the jobbers in the break for the valley
and then just all out baby


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.120293 del
Carapaz should have been in the breakaway already. I have seen enough, nothing happens


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.120294 del
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mads bike


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.120295 del
>More than 60 riders in the break
>Best placed rider on GC is the Philosopher, 18 minutes down
Pathetic


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.120296 del
>>120295
If the GC teams didn't gimp themselves because pogiwinslol it could have been more interesting
everyone is so weak


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.120297 del
>10 minute gap
alright I'm going for a run


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.120298 del
Can't belive Erik Mads is about to win a grand tour. What a time to be alive.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.120299 del
>talks about jonasing tomorrow's final stage
>either cancel laps or don't take gc time
What kind of faggotry is this.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.120300 del
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Absolute disaster yesterday. Looked decent for the first 10 minutes, then rain and cold, with me in the short/short, 2 flats + tip. Had to use one of those sketchy glue-on patches for the second one, so that was a nail-biter. Plus it was dark before I got home. Times are tough in the z2 mines.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.120301 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAR!!

Guiseppe Kustikus!!


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.120302 del
>>120300
>glue-on patches
self-adhesive


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.120303 del
HERE

WE

GO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.120304 del
>>120303
Carapaz is going for the gusto.

...with 94k to go

Get the popcorn


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.120305 del
>>120304
he caught Kuss? our boy is really going for it


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.120306 del
The whole Decathlon team including Gall domestiqueing for Mas


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.120307 del
gr. maillot rojo is down to the leaders, if Carapaz makes this stick he has a good shot


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.120308 del
>>120307
A good shot at what. Mas has done nothing and everyone chases each other


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.120309 del
Carapaz could have fucking gained minutes here. FUCK Gall


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.120310 del
>>120309
I like Gall but I like Carapaz a lot more


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.120311 del
Roger pulling faces


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.120312 del
Okay I'm here. What's the situation.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.120313 del
does Carapaz trade 2 stage wins and KOM at the TdF this year for winning the La Vuelta here?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.120314 del
>>120312
gigantic break with lots of hæjlpers ahead, gruppo rojo down to bare bones, Richard already tried something once


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.120315 del
You ain't gonna believe this, Pelizzari goes again.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.120316 del
Suddenly Landa


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.120317 del
did onley die again? why did I believe in this fool


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.120318 del
Done, 46 eggs and a late heat training session that wasn't really planed


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.120319 del
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>>120318


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.120320 del
>>120319
nice climb


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.120321 del
I really hope Landa wins, what a beautiful end that would be for him


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.120322 del
>>120319
Strong work, strong work

Crazy low HR

How was the climb


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.120323 del
>schnitzel gets 0 (You)s
/cyc/ has fallen


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.120324 del
>>120323
I'm pescetarian


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.120325 del
>>120323
I've seen you post that same picture like 5 times, the novelty has worn off


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.120326 del
>>120323
There's just so many (You)s I can give in one life for a picture of a schnitzel mit fried, beer, and Fanta

Tbh I was more interested in the meat and potato on the other plate


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.120327 del
>>120326
>potato
that's a knödel


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.120328 del
>>120327
See, I don't know what that is, tell me about that


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.120329 del
>>120322
The climb was crazy beautiful, but there was a km at 14% which isn't fun


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.120330 del
do these spaniards only have one camera?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.120331 del
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>>120329


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.120332 del
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>>120328
Czech dumplings is the correct term
Typical side for gulash
or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sv%C3%AD%C4%8Dkov%C3%A1
the meal on the photo is called Rinderroulade (Spanish bird in czech)


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.120333 del
>>120329
>there was a km at 14%
basically a flat for me


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.120334 del
>>120331
Love it. Would you have preferred climb early or late in ride


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.120335 del
messy stage, this


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.120336 del
for me it's Ion Izagirre


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.120337 del
>>120334
Prefer it like that. Also it was really hot in the afternoon, not exactly temp for HC climbing


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.120338 del
>>120335
kinda sucks tbh and they're showing nothing
the entire top 10 is gone and the director doesn't even know where they are
kuss is stealing 5th and he hasn't been on camera


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.120339 del
>>120337
It's been a year since my Whiteface climb (13km at 8.5%) and I miss it dearly.

I brought my bike on vacation recently hoping I could get some bigger rides in but couldn't get away for more than an hour here or there. How I wish to God we lived close to either of our parents so we could occasionally get a few hours to ourselves


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.120340 del
>18%
Kino


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.120341 del
>Rumour about stage 21 being neutralised


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.120342 del
>>120341
please pay attention


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.120343 del
what the shit are these roads lmao absolute mickey mouse shit


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.120344 del
>>120339
Kids + biking is hard. You need a fictitious job like me or finbert to make it work


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.120345 del
corner inhumana


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.120346 del
Ramesses Dedopeur


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.120347 del
>>120346
Putting the Cabeza to the sword


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.120348 del
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>tfw the spaniards pull out the rifled grooved concrete


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.120349 del
ROGLIC about to go stroboscopic


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.120350 del
Mas is freewheeling


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.120351 del
ATTAQUE LANDAESQUE PRIMOZ ROGLIC


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.120352 del
Landismo let's gooooo


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.120353 del
>ROGLIC pulling in Group GOGL-MONIQUET


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.120354 del
What on earth is happening between group 1 and 5


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.120355 del
This doped Colombian who was an amateur until a few weeks ago has made quite an impression


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.120356 del
ROGLIC in difficulty


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.120357 del
>>120355
>he doesn't remember bernal wheelsucking him in the NC


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.120358 del
>>120356
My brother in Gall, this is our moment


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.120359 del
Weakest attaque ever seen


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.120360 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE RICARCO CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.120361 del
Sepp Kuss could've fallen off a mountain and we would never know


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.120362 del
reminds me of that one itt wc where they refused to show the reigning champion FOSS at all


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.120363 del
🐀💪🏿


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.120364 del
Mas nose breathing


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.120365 del
>>120361
Would be pretty funny if he suddenly shows up at the front and then takes another 3 minutes


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.120366 del
hm?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.120367 del
>Pogi is ruining racing!
This is what GC racing looks like without Pogi


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.120368 del
>>120366
Yes?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.120369 del
>>120367
I said this immediately. We need him back


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.120370 del
>>120366
hm.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.120371 del
>>120367
if roglic had any balls he'd do something


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.120372 del
This way they will give Kuss 11 minutes


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.120373 del
>>120367
I think this is better than with Pogacar.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.120374 del
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Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.120375 del
ridiculous stuff


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.120376 del
>>120373
They're Z1ing a Cat 1 climb on queen stage

This is beyond stupid


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.120377 del
So all Gall has done today is react to Carapaz and ride at the front with Mas on his wheel


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.120378 del
>>120372
first time he earns his GT win


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.120379 del
even Am I Real has come back


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.120380 del
man they really must trust the spanish timekeeping, for all they know kuss is already on the podium


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.120381 del
>>120376
At least it's funny. I respect Pogacar's abilities but races that suit him are beyond boring to watch. He's only fun to watch in races where he actually has to try like the spring classics against MvdP.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.120382 del
>stage 21 neutralized
why? did not PATTT


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.120383 del
>>120367
Vastly preferable.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.120384 del
CARAPAZ attack so powerful GALL casually takes a bidon


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.120385 del
>throwing the empty biden to your soigneur
whew Cofidis must be poor as shit


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.120386 del
>Mas following Carapaz "attack" with his hands full of bottles and gels
Kek


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.120387 del
What if Kuss wins Vuelta today


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.120388 del
>>120387
would be his first deserved win


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.120389 del
>>120387
they wouldnt show him regardless


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.120390 del
IZAGIRRE wins


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.120391 del
POWERFUL sprint by old man Izagirre


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.120392 del
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NORFHAGEN and AERT already dropping back
KUSS will get the HAUTACAM treatment


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.120393 del
Kuss is with W*ut apparently. Nordhagen is also still somewhere. He is getting podium


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.120394 del
>>120391
>best year in a decade and he's retiring
did he get some spanish bidons?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.120395 del
>>120394
Fucker should have done something for Euskaltel for another year like Landa. That team is gone and dead


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.120396 del
>>120394
High motivation from knowing it's his last season.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.120397 del
>Hautacam mentioned


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.120398 del
izagirre and landa winning on the same day would be a national holiday


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.120399 del
At least it will be funny when Johannessen fucks it up again and he will cope seethe and dilate


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.120400 del
500 satellite riders and they literally haven't attacked each other once except some weak carapaz shit


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.120401 del
>>120400
Roglic is mentally retired. Gall is fine with podium. Only Ratapaz is a true fighter.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.120402 del
finally a camera on kuss


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.120403 del
>>120401
Or they've all found their actual position according to power levels and only Carapaz is desperate enough to risk anything because he's getting nothing currently


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.120404 del
>>120402
He's going to kwak Carapaz and I will laff


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.120405 del
inhumanas


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.120406 del
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Colladas
Home


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.120407 del
kuss is getting 4th


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.120408 del
>Landismo
wtf, he is actually in the race


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.120409 del
For me, it is Sepp KUSS


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.120410 del
This Wout will top 10 the WC


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.120411 del
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Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120412 del
ATTAQUE LANDISMOOOOO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120413 del
lgbtq boy get FUCKED


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120414 del
LANDISSIMO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120415 del
Ok, I will tune in.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120416 del
That was some great acting by Landa on that last climb


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120417 del
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LANDA GOES SOLO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.120418 del
VAMOS MIKEL


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.120419 del
Hey there is Kuss


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.120420 del
kuss getting dropped by wout kek


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.120421 del
What a time to be alive, Landismo is eternal


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.120422 del
KUSS dropped from Gr. KUSS


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.120423 del
another loss for Gay Norge


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.120424 del
W*ut parcheggio totale


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.120425 del
Yes yes, late GC Kino!


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.120426 del
Hmm Calzone


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.120427 del
Hautacamesque


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.120428 del
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I'm so happy


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.120429 del
Will old man Roglic do anything


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.120430 del
>>120429
4 riders have dropped back for him only to slow the pace down


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.120431 del
Kuss lost a minute in a minute according to Spanish RAI. He may not even stay in front of the slurpers. Luckily for him nobody knows where Onley and the other shitters are or if they are even alive


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.120432 del
Ynr Oscar ONLEY


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.120433 del
>>120429
We live in a world where LANDA attacks
Everything is possible


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.120434 del
Anyway surely the 4th week will be exciting


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.120435 del
Berthet status?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.120436 del
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Jan HIRT is slowly moving into Top 15 GC


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.120437 del
>>120435
She won again today


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.120438 del
>Follow me if you want to win the Vuelta
Any friend of Kuss is a friend of mine. Go Mikel


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.120439 del
>>120435
berther, crod, onley, tejada
they might all be dead for all we know


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.120440 del
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>>120436
That is actually true because of the Riccitello abandon


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.120441 del
kuss bleeding time now


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.120442 del
>>120439
Skjelmose bros we can still win


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.120443 del
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>>120436
>>120440
>actually real


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.120444 del
It will take weeks to finish the count after today's stage


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.120445 del
Is there anything more soulful than climbing a rampa out of the saddle in the drops?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.120446 del
>>120445
he should be on a rim brake bike without a helmet


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.120447 del
>>120446
shirt open blowing in the wind and a dangling gold necklace


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.120448 del
>>120445
oozes ciclismo that


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.120449 del
fuck how good must it feel to push the pedals while people are screaming vamos for you


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.120450 del
>>120446
scoring 30 rpm too


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.120451 del
Best GT climbing style in peloton:
1. Yates
2. Landa
3. Yates


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.120452 del
>He doesn't do anything?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.120453 del
How can Landa push those watts with 60rpm


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.120454 del
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>0 years since last spanish winner of La Vuelta ciclista
>10 years since last italian winner of Giro of Italy
>50+ years since last french winner of the Le Tour


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120455 del
>>120451
del dopo looks better


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120456 del
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In other words, I am thinking the country of France should be relegated to Guest nations


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120457 del
and pop goes roglic


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120458 del
Suddenly Gall does something. Huh.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120459 del
GALL GALL GALL


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120460 del
>Berts have gotten married and had multiple kids since last time Landa won a race


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.120461 del
Heh Mas z2ing and following Gall


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.120462 del
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MAS gonna pull GALL to spite ROGLIC


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.120463 del
Sterrato incoming


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.120464 del
wtf why didn't he do anything earlier


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.120465 del
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GALL DROPPING MAS


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.120466 del
>>120464
Because he is a dumb pussy ass BITCH


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.120467 del
Can Gall win the Le Vuelta?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.120469 del
landa's style is so fucking cool, infinitely superior to modern pedaling


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.120470 del
Should've grabbed Basque flag


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.120471 del
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Landismo...


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.120472 del
LANDISMO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.120473 del
almost a tear in my eye


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.120474 del
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Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.120475 del
>>120471
I've heard legends of it. It isn't beautiful to see.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.120476 del
emotional


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.120477 del
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HIRT DROPPING KUSS


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.120478 del
The absolute shantytown of Gall's style


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.120479 del
Urko Dopade riding for his Movistar contract. And then disappear for two years


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.120480 del
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>BERRADE


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.120481 del
LANDISMO


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.120482 del
No word on ROGLIC
For all we know he could have abandoned already


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.120483 del
>1862 days since last win
that was a lot of days..


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.120484 del
Landa in tears before crossing 🥲


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.120485 del
Everyone looks so slow and powerless if you think about Pog


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.120486 del
>WIDAR


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.120487 del
I haven't watched since pogi dropped tbh


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.120488 del
Oh no
Primoz has that Planche look


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.120489 del
lol Gall should have gone from the foot that buffoon


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.120490 del
crazy when you see every rider absolutely dead and demolished at the finish right, how it's supposed to be
pogs demise was a good thing


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.120491 del
Onley zoinked out, looking for Omrzel.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.120492 del
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Landismo


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.120493 del
lol kuss jumps to 5th


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.120494 del
>>120493
peaking for third grand tour


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.120495 del
I don't think skjelmose is finishing bros


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.120496 del
>>120495
Good


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.120497 del
yes, well, Carapaz being at full strength would have improved this race a lot


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.120498 del
>>120495
lidl deserves this


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.120499 del
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(132.25 KB 1437x571 spain20b.png)


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.120500 del
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>>120495


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.120501 del
>>120495
forgot he was in the race


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.120502 del
>>120497
Carapaz automatically improves any GT he starts in. What a rider


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.120503 del
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Might have a cheeky private edition of /wtw/ today


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.120504 del
>Best GC rider in 10th place
Fucking hell, all my Velogames mojo got spent on the Volta, this is looking so grim. Luckily la Grandissima is the most patrician race of all


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.120505 del
>>120502
yeah, very strong but it's his aggressiveness pushes him past a lot of guys with better numbers, always delivers


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.120506 del
>>120495
Don't worry, he only lost 25 minutes


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.120507 del
>>120503
With bidon final, don't know if we are ready for this.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.120508 del
>>120506
At least finished ahead of Ronnie Pickering


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.120509 del
>>120508
who's that?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.120510 del
>>120509
RONNIE PICKERING


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.120511 del
>>120505
Yeah, he is carrying on the torch of Contador and Pinot for me. Pure ciclismo


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.120512 del
>>120510
who the fuck's that?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.120513 del
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Someone make it stops


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.120514 del
So what would the argument be for neutralizing the last lap tomorrow or whatever the rumour is?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.120515 del
>>120514
no risk of Mas crashing and losing


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.120516 del
>>120514
Who cares. Cancel it all


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.120517 del
>>120514
nafri terrorism or something ( I don't know I'm just assuming )


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.120518 del
I missed landismo, sad. but nice weather and vuelta only being on Eurosport isn't a must watch for me.
>how was your ride?
I witnessed a cow escaping from the butchery. the cow clearly knew what it was up to and was having none of it and simply walked away. a big win for veganbert.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.120519 del
>>120514
just like the tour they want people to race but don't want GC to change after the champagne slurping


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.120520 del
ah and I saw a cyclist wearing a faxe kondi jersey. he was riding a s-works though, wasn't even a boomer. but I hate uno-x.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.120521 del
>>120520
i saw a boomer pedalists with a beer belly with that 1990s Italia blue jersey riding a SAVA aero bike with like 80mm deep wheels, completely in piss orange decals


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.120522 del
>>120521
heh, I love this sport, where you get to see all kind of levels of paypiggery.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.120523 del
>>120520
>>120521
I think I saw someone with NSN kit today but I'm not sure I blasted past him at mach 3 and it didn't hit me until after. Could've been a normal suit in similar colors hmm
who fullkitwanks NSN? Is he a jude? I will try to investigate further


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.120524 del
>>120523
no way anyone rides in those jerseys


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.120525 del
even on this stage that obese dane didn't OTL


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.120526 del
>>120511
a Lombardia or WC podium would be a nice result to round out the season


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.120527 del
had to leave with 1 km to go, feeling emotions over Landismo


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.120528 del
Crescioli to FDJ


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.120529 del
>Not incredible, but implausible. They might as well have just put Landa on the back of that motorbike. What a travesty of the race. And those Belgian commentators kept crowing about how amazing Landa’s performance was—and claiming Mas was the rightful winner of the tour. Mas, who suddenly manages to pull off a fantastic time trial out of nowhere.

top kek, dey seething


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.120530 del
>>120525
Jordi Mouse OTL by 7 seconds


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.120531 del
>>120529
The MAS TT was giro tier


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.120532 del
>>120529
DEBRUYNE ultras!?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.120533 del
>>120532
it's dutchie so probably a gay norge supporter


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.120534 del
>>120530
For 7 seconds they'll allow him to start tomorrow right? Asking for a friend's veloteam


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.120535 del
>“Too dangerous” local circuit deters riders: teams reportedly asking Vuelta organizers to neutralize the final stage.
Plugge bros? I though local laps was a saFer staple? Are they turning against us, we need to discus this in the command center van


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.120536 del
>>120535
they better not


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.120537 del
>>120534
Pretty sure they extended the time limit on a stage Norsgård would otherwise have been OTL. I think they did it before the stage was over though.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.120538 del
>>120534
he's not OTL on the website


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.120539 del
they added another 20 minutes to the time limit lmao


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.120540 del
>>120539
Volta would cut 20 minutes.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.120541 del
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>>120540
Nothing personnel, kid


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.120542 del
It's half iron man WC in Nice tomorrow with the kinoest of bike parcours. Looks like the bergen dopers are going to 1-2-3 again


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.120543 del
>>120542
as they should


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.120544 del
This "wait until the day before then complain about a parcours that was set in stone a year ago" spiel is getting extremely tiresome.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.120545 del
>>120542
will you go watch it?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.120546 del
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will they ban him for this like they did mihkels?


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.120547 del
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>>120546
banned from Tour of Guangxi


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.120548 del
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Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.120549 del
>>120548
This is some abstract art installation shit, or like these street beggars dressed in robes who sit cross-legged on a little platform and look like they are floating.
How is this not falling over.


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.120550 del
Huh why was Dunbar DNF, he was even in the breakaway


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.120551 del
>>120550
Yeah that was weird. He looked fine when he got passed by the podium guys


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.120552 del
>>120550
>>120551
https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/cycling/2026/09/12/eddie-dunbar-crashes-out-of-vuelta-day-after-claiming-stage-win/
> His team, Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling, later confirmed the 30-year-old was taken to hospital for assessment and a medical update by race organisers stated the 30-year-old sustained a shoulder injury and a possible collarbone fracture.
collected


Bert 09/12/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.120553 del
>>120547
wont need to ban him when there will be no guangxi tour


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.120554 del
>>120548
wtf


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.120555 del
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Home


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.120556 del
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kek


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.120557 del
Imagine getting out of salty water and jump directly on the bike. My ass would end up bleeding after 10k. What a stupid sport lmao


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.120558 del
>>120555
I made the same joke last year, but Oman looks like this? (it's supposed to be the nicest Arab country from what I heard)


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.120559 del
>>120548
I have that exact stand


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.120560 del
>>120558
Surpised they still have the money for it tbh, might be the last year


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.120561 del
>>120558
Joke aside, Oman is a beautiful country


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.120562 del
>>120560
they have free access to the sea unlike UAE and the Saudis.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.120563 del
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEPP KUSS


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.120564 del
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Business idea: Make this a TT at the tour


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.120565 del
>>120564
pogwinslol


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.120566 del
>>120565
I think REMKING has this


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.120567 del
>>120566
the last time they did a climbing TT in Nice he lost by over a minute
you can't put any long climbs in or it's just another pogi 500W FTP fest


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.120568 del
>>120567
I'm really not sure. It's a fast climb and then there is 80km of flat/downhills where aeroKING should have advantage. It would be fun though, we really need something different.

I guess it would be a nightmare to organize it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.120569 del
These dudes are pretty bad at descending tbh


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.120570 del
>>120569
the bike part is just recovery innit


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.120571 del
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chute


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.120572 del
they are running now, time to switch it off


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.120573 del
>De Pestel has no issue with a spectacular final stage in principle, but according to the 27-year-old rider, the course is simply not safe enough. “There are many hairpin bends on the descents, and the roads through the city center are incredibly slippery.”

>“They really need to consider the riders—especially the GC contenders, who have been fighting for every second for three weeks and could lose two minutes due to a flat tire. That would be a shame,” the East Fleming concluded.

>For the time being, the race will not be neutralized, even though a majority of the teams reportedly voted in favor of neutralization. The stage starts on Sunday afternoon at 4:20 PM.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.120574 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.120575 del
>wake up early to watch Ir*nman
>they already finished
hm


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.120576 del
>>120575
that's a lie and we all damn well know it!


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.120577 del
>>120564
Beautiful climb, I rode this when I visited Nice in 2023 thanks to your suggestion


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.120578 del
>>120577
I remember that. Feels longer ago tbh


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.120579 del
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morning sweet spot done
off to diner with parents


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.120580 del
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Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.120581 del
>So the "security" was just bs, they want the last stage not to count

>"I would not want Mas to lose the Vuelta because of a crash". He is winning it because of a crash, he should be able to lose it also, otherwise we can prize Pogacar today.

truth! Race the last stage swines


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.120582 del
>>120581
I think we should give this Vuelta to Pog. Everyone agreed?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.120583 del
>>120582
yes
and the next two vueltas as well


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.120584 del
>>120583
Based


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.120585 del
>>120568
>downhills
Pog knows those by heart since he lives there, that TT he was the fastest on the downhill part and gained 37 seconds on Remco there


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.120586 del
SEMIRUNNI and MARCINIAK Polish champs in cycling doubles, came in straight Font Romeu.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.120587 del
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>>120582


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.120588 del
>>120582
Yes


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.120589 del
GP for ants is now live.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.120590 del
Chute in breakaway, chute in peloton in the same spot, Kooij and Penhoet invloved.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.120591 del
>“I read somewhere that I withdrew from the World Championships, but that is not true,” he states in an interview with Het Nieuwsblad . “I definitely saw a role for myself in Canada. Doing a lead-out for Remco, closing a gap in the final, or reacting to an attack from other teams… But it is the national coach who made the decision.”
>“During the Tour of Burgos, he had said that we would talk about it again, but I haven’t heard from him since. Eventually, I read in the press that he thought it was still a year too early, because ‘positioning plays a big role’ in Canada.”
>I found that quite remarkable. Because, as I said: positioning is a matter of respect. And with Remco and Wout as team leaders, we will certainly earn respect. If I have to sit there, I will sit there.
>Widar will also not be in action at the European Championship in Slovenia next month. “The European Championship was an option, but I wasn't interested in it myself, because I prefer some Italian races during that period. So it was turned into the situation where I withdrew from both.”
Oh god he sounds even worse than remco.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.120592 del
>>120591
It's WIDAR of course


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.120596 del
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>>120591
>I read somewhere that I withdrew from the World Championships, but that is not true.
>I withdrew from both


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.120597 del
>>120591
They are like cynical, bitter 35 year olds at 20.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.120598 del
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We should live in abruzzo any minute now


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.120599 del
>>120598
>italian timekeeping


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.120600 del
Chutefiesta, DE KLEIJN wins.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.120601 del
MULLER barely got beaten.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.120602 del
The neutralization today is the most pathetic one so far, such absolute BS


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.120603 del
>>120602
It is happening? Very bullshit.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.120604 del
>>120603
Yeah, times will be taken at 9,8 km to go.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.120605 del
Italian RAI went through on YT.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.120606 del
>>120580
bullied out of the sport


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.120607 del
>>120591
I mean it's logical, he can't ride in a peleton why would you bring him on a technical course.
What they should do is swap that shitter Nys for king Ramses right now


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.120608 del
>>120607
Nys is scandalous honestly, how the fuck can they live stuyven home?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.120609 del
>>120608
because papa Nys has influence at Belgian Cycling and Stuyvens dad less so


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.120610 del
>>120604
how does this even make sense
>oh please neutralize my GC man Gall is shit at bike riding
>okay we neutralize but you still have to do 3 laps
if he chutes or punctures in the first 3 laps he's still fucked anyway? this helps nobody


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.120611 del
>>120608
Nys is good friends with Pauwels


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.120612 del
Kek montreal is starting before vuelta


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.120613 del
>>120611
>>120609
I love nepotism in sport. Cycling is high on that list


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.120614 del
>>120612
almost forgot to make a team, although I could have just copied my previous one really


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.120615 del
>>120614
Not really, this one you need SEIXAS


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.120616 del
>>120615
yes I swapped seixas and del toro
then added baudoped and pinarello instead of lemon and silva


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.120617 del
>>120616
You didn't sleep on COSTIOU, did you?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.120618 del
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Abruzzo, home


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.120619 del
>>120617
it is the FDJ riders that sleep


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.120621 del
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29 Remco Evenepoel
21 Paul Seixas
16 Thomas Pidcock
14 Alex Baudin
9 Anthon Charmig
7 Alessandro Pinarello
6 Giulio Ciccone
6 Guillermo Thomas Silva
5 Simone Gualdi
5 Paul Lapeira
5 Isaac Del Toro
5 Afonso Eulálio
4 Quinn Simmons
3 Andrea Raccagni Noviero
3 Jenno Berckmoes
3 Alessandro Borgo
3 Sean Quinn
3 Andrew August
2 Storm Ingebrigtsen
2 Lennert Van Eetvelt
2 Ewen Costiou
2 Michael Matthews
2 Thymen Arensman
2 Robbe Dhondt
2 Bart Lemmen
1 Derek Gee-West
1 Georg Zimmermann
1 Anders Foldager
1 Yannis Voisard
1 Robert Donaldson
1 Tobias Svarre
1 Oliver Stockwell
1 Emil Herzog
1 Mattia Cattaneo
1 Maximilian Schachmann
1 Samuel Boardman
1 Jhonatan Narváez
1 Michael Woods
1 Filippo Fiorelli
1 Alec Segaert
1 Luca Vergallito
1 Davide Toneatti
1 Adam Yates
1 Clément Braz Afonso


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.120622 del
We live in Canada btw. Wet roads


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.120623 del
>>120617
Compared with VOISARD, went with VOISARD.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.120624 del
Crescioli pas normal


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.120625 del
chaotic as always in italy


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.120626 del
Lolololand?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.120627 del
Loland wins


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.120628 del
Godon really ran out of dope huh, so weak


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.120629 del
>potrebbe essere
Yes no shit.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.120630 del
Kubis is also addicted to losing


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.120631 del
Was that really CRESCIOLI third.
Pick him once, does barely anything, every other race he is well into top 20.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.120632 del
>the boomer on equipetv already raving about radio in the peloton
God I can't stand this anymore


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.120633 del
>Dhondt in the break
yes yes, need those points


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.120634 del
SKJELMOSE -WC
>womp womp


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.120635 del
>>120634
why did lidl keep him in the race?


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.120636 del
>>120635
spent lotsa money so by god they will get raced km out of it


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.120637 del
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WOUT


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.120638 del
>>120634
Someone call Jonas.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.120639 del
>>120638
Septembre is the best season in Annecy though


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.120640 del
That Depuydt fella beat Kielich in some clown race. I smell DOPAGE


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.120641 del
>>120640
chicken boy becomes a chicken man


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.120642 del
Alhambra is pretty neat. Was >40C when I went, which I can't recommend.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.120643 del
>>120642
Amazing place, yeah. I went in January, that was very pleasant


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.120644 del
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elite riders


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.120645 del
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>mfw sizable bunda spotted


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>>120644
Only one that makes me go "huh" - and only a bit - is Kämna, only because I wouldn't think of him as someone who'd actually win, even when he was doing well. Guess he did eh.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.120647 del
>>120645
I think he needs shorter cranks


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.120648 del
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This very La Vuelta ciclista was better than the Le Tour and the Il Giro


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.120649 del
>>120646
he was an elite breakaway merchant, like cort


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.120650 del
>>120648
yea
I don't even know who raced or won the giro and I don't care either


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.120651 del
>>120648
Honestly haven't watched since the chute


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.120652 del
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>>120649
Did you know he's (allegedly) running this very La Vuelta.


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.120653 del
>>120651
you're such a pogiboy bertrand


Bert 09/13/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.120654 del
Oh shit, Bert! It's sumo time!


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