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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No. 124646
rape nemesis edition

>Current and upcoming road races
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro
04.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
04.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>123522


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.124681 del
Hello there


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.124682 del
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what the FUCK were they thinking


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.124683 del
>>124646
good edish


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.124684 del
>>124646
wew


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.124685 del
>>124682
What a handsome young lad


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.124686 del
>>124682
wouldn't be surprised if he simply wears pogi's used racing suits until the end of the year.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.124687 del
>>124686
Im' sure they can make new ones for him. But yeah design is already done


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.124688 del
Time to r*pe while watching dota


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.124689 del
>>124688
Grimmest post ever made


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.124690 del
>>124688
this is a counterstrike general


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.124691 del
apparently there are 100 km/h+ gusts on the Schneekoppe with weather protocol and wind dome warning, that explains why i am airborne half the time and NOBODY is here


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.124692 del
>>124691
no poles


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.124693 del
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it is what it is


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.124694 del
30/30 bros, I was unfaithful. As usual you end up regretting in the midle. But I powered through


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.124695 del
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>>124694


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.124696 del
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>>124646
Keep it up. You know we're going to be rubbing this in all year long....


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.124697 del
>>124693
Cool view


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.124698 del
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>>124695
20 min for me


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.124699 del
>>124698
Threshold?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.124700 del
>>124699
yeah 98% ftp


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.124701 del
>>124700
Rough session


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.124702 del
>>124701
someone has to pick up the slack with finbert retired


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.124703 del
>>124702
I'll pick it up this winter too since I'll be in Austria


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.124704 del
I will never be able to do the
>let's add 2h z2 after my threshold intervals for good measure.
My autism doesn't cover that


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.124705 del
>>124704
that's too much time to do consistently


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.124706 del
>>124698
Good! Also not retired yet, today we spoke with the coach that I'd do an LT1 block since intensity is difficult atm


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.124707 del
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Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.124708 del
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comfy drizzle spin for me


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.124709 del
I am still descending and me calves are on fire
DOMSbros, mark saturday on your calendar, theres gonna be a feast


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.124710 del
>>124707
he's gaining 140 watts every day over winter


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.124711 del
>>124707
thats a steep decline he's wasting away


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.124712 del
>>124710
I remember Merlier saying they've had to hold him back from going full Lavreysen over the winter


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.124713 del
>>124710
going to challenge for the track in 2030


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.124714 del
>>124707
Based weightmaxxing/wattmaxxing


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.124715 del
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>Listen it's very important that you do this in underwear with a bare tummy. And I'm going to hold you from behind so you don't see I'm fully torqued


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.124716 del
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Time to rest berts


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.124717 del
>>124715
why is he holding her even that balding perv


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.124718 del
>>124715
if you're bald you NEED to pervertmaxx it's literally what you are made for


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.124719 del
>>124716
What's grugs handicap? Never looked up what place he finished at the Soudal golf tournament.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.124720 del
Passed a "pickleball" court today when it was full.
It is just a concrete handball/football field readapted, sits behind a building.

On the front side of that building there is a very busy two lane road running like 2 meters from the windows.
On the back is the "pickleball" court where there is constant thumping, moaning and swearing of "people" who never did anything moderately exerting or competitive in their lives and this is now their serious life and death thing.

The forsaken inhabitants of that building should start some vigilantism about it all.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.124721 del
>>124720
ridiculously popular sport since the lockdowns, and annoying sounds


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.124722 del
>>124693
Proscht


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.124723 del
>>124695
bertacekesque hr


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.124724 del
>>124721
Very millenial-coded """sport""" similar enough to real sport so it inherits all the mechanics which make the real sport what it is, but with some twist that nerfs it, creates a new niche where the ironic, avantgarde, not engaging in brutish competition behavior, ex-hipster distance-haver millenial can feel right at home displaying his superiority but also some dynamics, like he was drinking his favorite hazy west coast pomegranate IPA while on a silent disco.

Plus, there are like 8 separate courts fitted in that space. There were at least 20 people there. I expected it to be noticeable but it is fucking loud.
You can't open a window in that building, on either side, from March till November during daytime.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.124725 del
>>124724
it's huge everywhere, my company makes part of the fake grass court and those sales skyrocketed in market share


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.124726 del
>>124723
What do you mean I reached 170


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.124727 del
>41 eggs
hiking is a cheat code


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.124728 del
>>124727
It's also fake


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.124729 del
>>124728
aren't eggs just a conversion from calories?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.124730 del
>>124729
yeah and you burn like 35 just existing even without the hike


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.124731 del
>>124730
but that's not included in the activity, is it?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.124732 del
>>124731
On garmin it is


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>>124732


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.124734 del
>>124733
Do you truly believe you burnt like 4k calories on top of your natural 3k or whatever it keeps to sustain a bohemian giant. You'd be feasting on 2 kg of spaghetti ketchupi right now


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.124735 del
>>124734
My baseline is supposedly 2100
The hike was 3200 calories per Garmin, so only 2500 in reality
I feel CHEATED


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.124736 del
>>124735
how long was it?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.124737 del
>>124735
It's probably even less


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.124738 del
>>124736
7 hours, 1500m elevation, 28km


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.124739 del
The readaptation of the discs on top of Śnieżka has begun. In just mere 5 years you will be able to buy food, drinks and have a deuce on top of Czechy highest point (smol).


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.124740 del
>>124734
still find it mental that people eat ketchup with pasta, absolute heathens


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.124741 del
>>124729
It calculates the eggs from the expended kj not the total kcal count actually.
Example from my powermeterless ride here I get 3600 kj = 47 eggs from the estimated 231 average watts while it gives me a total of 6500 kcal for the entire activity. Idk why the total kcal count is even that high here but thats besides the point.
for hiking it probably has no watt estimation so I assume it does not differentiate and just goes kj = kcal


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>>124741


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.124743 del
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I'm reading something about a proposed changes to "some" grand tours in the realm of making them only 15 or 16 stages long. hm


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.124744 del
>>124743
the winner is often known after a week so might as well reduce sprinterslop


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.124745 del
>>124742
dopé


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.124746 del
>>124744
I think they looked at certain editions of giro and vuelta and decided that indeed some culling is due


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.124747 del
>>124745
what dope


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>>124747
1600 calories per hour for 4 hours


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>>124748
the numbers ain't real strava just makes them up


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.124750 del
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>Evenepoel 1.9
>Ciccone 3.75
>Ayuso Pesquera 13
>Roglic 15
>Vauquelin 15
>Scaroni 19
>Pellizzari 21
>Gregoire 23
>Pedersen 29
>Omrzel 34
>Rondel 41
>Gils 41
>Fancellu 41


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.124751 del
>>124682
Looks like a character from The IRISHMAN (2019)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.124752 del
>>124720
Not going to shame people getting out and socializing/sporting. Way better than lay in bed and doomscrolling.


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>>124733
This up there with the time Bertacek learned that fueling his rides with protein bars isn't a good idea


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.124754 del
>>124743
THey talked about it before. The anwser of prodhomme already was
>Sure, the giro and vuelta can go to two weeks


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.124755 del
>>124750
team france should simply ride like UAE again, so a rider from team UAE will win at the end again. that was Vöcklers master plan after all, wasn't it?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.124756 del
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they finished really early today in Langkawi. pickrell finally won a sprint.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.124757 del
>>124756
Can't post your anti pickrell agenda today huh, really showed you


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.124758 del
>>124757
he gave bertaczek lots of velopoints in the early season. I didn't forget, I didn't forgive.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.124759 del
Need to make more posts for video


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.124760 del
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Bertacekbros, it has finally arrived


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.124761 del
>>124752
Yes, one thing is that if it makes people improve their cardiovascular and overall wellbeing - gwan, wave your stupid paddles, do your kung fu or ciabatta, ride your gr*vel bike.

Could just a whole bunch of them, the millennial cohort specifically, stop being immediately elitist about it like they are finally finally living their highschool fantasies about being the sports jock, especially when these people are almost all out of shape.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.124762 del
>>124720
It's actually already dying out around here.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.124763 del
>In the *Vals Plat* podcast, Segaert speaks at length about the World Championships in Canada. He recounts the day Quinten Hermans and Tiesj Benoot headed out for a training ride. For the occasion, they ventured toward the United States, as the Belgian team was camped nearby. However, the pair had overlooked one thing. "They were stopped there because they hadn't filled out an ESTA in advance," Segaert said. "You need one even when on a bike. The customs officers didn't find it amusing; the riders were stuck there for a few hours filling out all sorts of paperwork. In the end, they weren't allowed to ride a single meter further and returned to Canada."

>Belgian intelligence


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.124764 del
>Gautherat to UAE
They're building a mean team for tro bro


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.124765 del
>>124763
RTBF can blame the disaster on US border patrol now, great


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.124766 del
EURO started already btw, with juniors today


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.124767 del
>>124766
It's U23 you LIAR


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.124768 del
>>124767
So-sorry


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.124769 del
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heh, basically the only race where she's allowed to wear the U23 rainbow jersey.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.124770 del
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testa femmes avec zwift
1 Megan ARENS
6 Nienke VINKE
18 female Sagan
40 Mara WINTER


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.124771 del
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grandes and the Schlesian girl not that far behind


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.124772 del
G2
4 REINHAUT NED
20 CZAPLA GER (hehehe)
27 OSTIZ ESP
13 CIABOCCO ITA
16 SILO ITA
9 Tess MOERVROUW BEL


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.124773 del
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big crowds at flamme rouge


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.124774 del
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Suisse girl wins


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.124775 del
chladonova humbled


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.124776 del
netherlands KWABBED


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nienke vinke humbled


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.124778 del
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the Manon body type


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.124779 del
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how much fruit juice is in Slovenian Fanta? is there some Italian influence that requires a minimum or are they getting fugged like all slavs by the coca cola cooperation?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.124780 del
>U23 does the climb 4 times
>Elite only 2 times
What the fuck? Who's lobbying for this kwab shit


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.124781 del
>>124780
why are the elite women so WEAK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.124782 del
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The great Mark DONOVAN to team Team Visma | Lease a Bike


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.124783 del
I just missed the perfect chance to call them elite weakmen FUCK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.124784 del
>>124782
Visma truly are the "I can fix him" team


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.124785 del
>>124784
They're just broke I think


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.124786 del
What's up with TT bike raping, this thing just feels really odd to me. Up to Lt1, 280-290W everything feels very easy and good, almost easier than being on the regular road bike. Then you cross over LT1 and everything's super hard suddenly, like you just get the urge to stop with the aero tuck and grind on on the basebar... Oh well, something to practice in the winter I guess. Watched the OJ Simpson documentary series, essential viewing to understand the ameriberts I guess


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.124787 del
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>>124786


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.124788 del
>>124787
>>124786
Thankfully I will never know but I assume it has to do with muscle usage?


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>>124778
>the Manon body type
>Flat tummy
>In shape, but also soft and feminine
>Cute face
>Hates the English
Manon is the ideal woman


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.124790 del
>>124788
Yeah I'm also guessing it's something like that, just beats me how it's as easy as road riding under lt1 (HR and rpe really low) and then much harder over lt1. Like why would the LT1 be the same between the road and TT positions and then the LT2 differ significantly - though only indoors as outdoors I can do FTP intervals on the TT bike with my road watts...


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.124791 del
>>124786
>essential viewing to understand the ameriberts I guess
Really is a good window into the insanity of American race relations


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.124792 del
>>124791
Yeah I only watched the first two episodes so still 4.5h to go, but already it's a very good documentary and presenting a strong central argument.

Also Kasper Borremans and Miko Pirinen now riding the MU EC. Hoping for top10 for Kasper and top30 for Miko


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.124793 del
>WJ 3x the climb no flat runup
>MJ 5x the climb no flat runup
>WU 4x the climb no flat runup
>MU 3x the climb 70km foreplay
>WE 2x the climb 70km foreplay
>ME 5x the climb 70km foreplay

Who designed this shit lmao


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.124794 del
>There's a subreddit dedicated to gooning over track cyclistas
Bueno


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.124795 del
>>124786
>OJ
the gloves, they didn't fit. Simple as.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.124796 del
>>124794
that's gros (mathilde.jpg)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.124797 del
>>124795
Pls don't spoil bert


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Looks like final good weekend of the year is upon us


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.124799 del
Fancellu is doing EC apparently and not emilia. Rooting for his win


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.124800 del
Don't forget the back to back goombling berts


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>>124764
lost another ag2r squeaker to enemy team


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.124802 del
>>124799
and all those other shitalians are just gonna double? ciccone, piganzoli, pellizzari etc?


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just back home in time for the last km


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.124804 del
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lol wtf. hello UCI, this can't be legal. DSQ him.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.124805 del
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I will ask one more time
Why the FUCK is the yurochamps during the Italian cyclassics week?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.124806 del
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Poland has fallen


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.124807 del
>-ACKOWIAK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.124808 del
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is that a card of Mads?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.124809 del
>>124808
lol why


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.124810 del
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>2 ACKowiACK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.124811 del
>>124810
3sen is a perfect nickname


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.124812 del
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the next van kwabvelt


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.124813 del
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I feel slOVENia


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124814 del
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>>124810
>Drei-san
>is third


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124815 del
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don't buy KTM


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124816 del
FUCK, I've missed it. Celebrating my rightful EC after doparez gets caught with Pepe Marti.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.124817 del
>>124815
frame slightly used, 1000 euros


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.124818 del
>>124815
>frame cracked in half but no visible scratches
I need a rusbert replay on that one


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.124819 del
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haven't been in Yugoslavia in a while, might be time to visit again.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.124820 del
>>124819
>last time the czechoslovak superstar were seen was at the depart fictif


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.124821 del
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brennan testing out a new leadout man tomorrow


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.124822 del
>>124821
he is the leadout man for big fab


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.124823 del
>>124821
Decent leadout though


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.124824 del
>>124822
This. Jakobsen just won the prestigious GP Dr. Eugeen Roggeman, beating the GOAT (greatest of all Timothies). Clearly he's flying and in top shape.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.124825 del
>>124824
probably harder than those vuelta sprints


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.124826 del
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grim weather in Lake Placid, New York Oblast.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.124827 del
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BERTa wins


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.124828 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.124829 del
>22-year-old French cyclist Ronan Augé in induced coma after crash; condition stable.
damn


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.124830 del
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Indian summer, why is it so much more beautiful in America than in Europe?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.124831 del
>>124830
Bugs that travel all the way north-south, we are locked within the Nordsee/Ostsee - Mediterranean constraints.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.124832 del
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>>124830
it's just different sorts


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.124833 del
>>124832
can't wait for some BIG hikes coming up in fall


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.124834 del
>>124832
last moment of the year before Polish coal fog slowly moves south


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.124835 del
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>>124834
Already loaded up on fresh filters to my air purifiers.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.124836 del
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It is truly peculiar though, the part on the right is a northern slope meaning much less sunlight, therefore "autumn" starts relatively earlier


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.124837 del
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axelfart, I need a list of jobbers to pick from for Varesine and not this laughable list for the Lujublijana classics.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124838 del
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>>124837
Why don't you ask real experts?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124839 del
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>>124837
>AYUSO PESQUERA
he has lost it


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124840 del
ok, after putting 10 second of thought into making a team, I simply picked non-European riders.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.124841 del
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it would have been a very short trip from Montreal to Lake Placid to collect some UCI points.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.124842 del
>>124837
Fraud Ayuso as 5 star favorite? For me it's Mathys Rondel.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.124843 del
Seff Van Kerckhove joining Visma instead of Decathlon for some reason.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.124844 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.124845 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G3jfdf2oD4s [Embed]
r*pe EC semi finals njal pov. I think there's an official stream somewhere too


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.124846 del
>>124845
Finnbert should ride this


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.124847 del
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burger temu didi


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.124848 del
>>124832
looks like the Appalachians


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.124849 del
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Kossmann gewinnt


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.124850 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.124851 del
>>124845
there we have it, the official stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOcUBuIH3Y8 [Embed]


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.124852 del
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who remembers that runner


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.124853 del
>>124852
I don't


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.124854 del
>>124838
eetvelt isn't even riding


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.124855 del
>>124852
UAE legend alongside felix Gross, not to be confused with felix Grosshartner


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.124856 del
>>124852
I confuse his with the austrian legend Michael GOGL


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124857 del
>>124854
Fuck do I have to pick WIDAR?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124858 del
>>124837
>ayuso
lol, lmao even


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124859 del
>>124857
join widar's angels bert, we ride and die together


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.124860 del
>>124859
Considering LANDISMO as well tbh


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.124861 del
>>124860
I fear my landismo has decompressed so much after that vuelta win


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.124862 del
>>124860
bert, he got his scripted win already, don't do this to yourself


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.124863 del
Opus 5.5 is doing a pretty good job with the db. No clutter, no single value rows, no complete bullshit design.
I still have to rearrange this or that but it is nice starter. And it ate like 6% of my 5h allowance on the cheap loicense.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.124864 del
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dell'Emilia is my favourite one day race of the calendar but I am going to miss for ciclismo
the things we do for scoring some watts

unless doms kicks in badly


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.124865 del
>>124864
just ride in the morning and watch cyclismo


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.124866 del
>>124865
Feels like 90% of his problem in life would be solved by this simple trick but he refuses to do it


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>>124865


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124868 del
nuggies or wellens


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124869 del
>>124867
you buy like 5 jackets a year to not use them


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124870 del
>>124867
The weather looks fine all day?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124871 del
>>124867
>>124865
yeah this it's gonna be very foggy here as well, likely plenty wet until noon
it is what it is


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.124872 del
>>124868
that entire team is a trap, no way to know who will be on top


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>>124870
My ride starts at 11 and ends at 17
I am not complaining


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But I will ride the same route that last autumn ended in my very last (so far) walk of shame, so it's a retribution of sorts


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.124875 del
>>124872
adma yates is the leader since he has top 10'd this race like 5 times


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.124876 del
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R*pre for me I think


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.124877 del
>>124876
They say 200 mm of rain in France in 1 (one) day


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.124878 del
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The European mind cannot comprehend such a sandwich


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.124879 del
>>124878
missing a big fried egg on top


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.124880 del
>>124878
>How many watts would you like to lose by poisoning yourself Sir?
>yes.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.124881 del
>>124878
I may be getting old and/or gay but a bunch of tomats and lettuce wouldn't hurt.
Otherwise would dislocate jaw to ingest.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.124882 del
>>124876
a moderate flood warning? so basically just rain?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.124883 del
>>124878
I cannot comprehend this. Is it only beef and egg?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.124884 del
>>124883
Pastrami Reuben (Russian dressing, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.124885 del
>>124884
hmm ok I could probably comprehend such a sandwich if it was served to me


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.124886 del
>>124884
Looked a bit like it for my yuro eye, there is a place that makes some offbrand reubens, they're okish, the bun is two slices of bread, just too expensive (over 10 amerieuros) and nothing to write home about.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.124887 del
>>124886
You would be SHOCKED by the cost of this sandwich. (It really is more than enough for two people, I just had half)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.124888 del
>>124887
I know someone that once went to katz delicatessen and he told me some prices
dios mio


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.124889 del
>>124888
Where do you think I took that picture


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>>124877
This is what happened here on wednesday, but I don't think tomorrow should be like that


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.124891 del
>>124887
I have no doubt I'd be wide eyed in old New York, but in Polska restaurants went to the moon with prices during covid and never went down, even in my smalltown.

For ten bucks you can get a full good quality meal, not an unremarkable but nice sandwich, or a very good pidser or just say fu to some loser who wants to rip you off by not paying that.

And now they are trying to force US-style tipping culture.


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>>124889
is it still 28 dollaridoos


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.124893 del
>>124892
Pastrami Reuben is $34 plus tax and tip


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>>124893


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>>124893


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.124896 del
>>124893
>>124894
eh you can get similar poison for similar price here
come back when it's $100 and has toxic sauce or something else that'll make it stand out


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.124897 del
>>124896
like those expensive hotsauces that are calles analdestroyer or whatever
80 dollars a bottle


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.124898 del
>>124896
what is poisonous about pastrami and bread?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.124899 del
I'm going to New York in novembre for a conf, what food should I try?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.124900 del
>>124888
on the trein the other day I overheard a conversation, where a guy told the other guy that he flew to New York with a friend just to eat at one of the fancy restaurants and it cost them 2000 Swiss Francs (the official currency of the UCI). what made it funny was that they just picked up something from McDonalds to eat on the train (which I hate because it smells).


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.124901 del
>>124899
I could give you recommendations for days...what are you looking for? Also, staying in Manhattan?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.124902 del
>>124900
That's got to be bill for table or with some ridiculous wine. Most expensive place in city is Masa at $1k. Even the other Michelin 3 stars are like $450


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>>124890


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.124904 del
>>124901
Nothing too fancy, just >local food. The conference is close to Washington Square Park so I'll stay in the area


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124905 del
>>124904
will you go for laps around central park?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124906 del
>>124902
they went to the Swiss guy who does Vegan only from time to time. I need to look up the name.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124907 del
>>124903
Yeah, all my trails are 100% dead for 2 weeks at least


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.124908 del
>>124905
Maybe run


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.124909 del
ok, the name of the joint is Eleven Madison Park. might be that the price he mentioned included the flight and accommodation.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.124910 del
>>124904
Well that area is very well served by subway so easy to get around to other parts of city from there

Minetta Tavern is right there and is classic NYC spot
John's of Bleecker Street, Prince Street Pizza, and Rubirosa are great pizza spots in that area


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.124911 del
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>>124906
Eleven Madison Park. I've been there twice. $385 pp plus wine, tax, and tip.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.124912 del
>>124911
big money spenda


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.124913 del
>>124912
The /cyc/ office pays me far too much. Bertina and I like fine dining, we try to go somewhere really nice like once a quarter. We went to EMP to celebrate her starting a new job and then again this year when they had a special dinner with chef from Central in Lima, Peru (which was the place that turned us on to fine dining in the first place).


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.124914 del
>>124911
Yeah I'm not spending that for someone trying to emulate french food


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.124915 del
>>124913
to each their own


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.124916 del
>>124914
I wouldn't say it's French at all. Focuses on locally grown products, mostly vegan.

Basically all the French places in the city have French chefs like Le Bernadin, Daniel, Jean-Georges etc.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.124917 del
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>Pidcvck 1.83
>Jorgenon 7
>McNulty 11
>Healy 13
>Martinez 13
>Only 15
>Piganzoli 17
>Toilet 21
>Narvaez 23
>Widar 29
>Yatesi 51
>Adria 51
>Eulaliu 67
>Finn 67
>Powless 81
>Wellens 81
>Storer 81
>Norfhagen 81
...
>August 201
>Landa 201
>Pozzovivo 201
>Cepeda 501


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.124918 del
>>124917
Why did you include the august AJ AUGUST down there in the kwab zone


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.124919 del
>>124916
Any place with good beers? Like wild type?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.124920 del
>>124918
Because he's in my velosqueak


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.124921 del
>>124919
FYI NYC is not much of a beer city. Near Washington Square Park, Blind Tiger has a good tap list


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.124922 del
>>124921
there must be some Belgian place called Leopold that serves fries and duvel in NYC just alone for the diplomats at the UN.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.124923 del
>>124917
the powless redemption arc starts NOW


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.124924 del
>>124922
I remember the brewery "ommegang" being in new york, they had some good sours


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>>124922
I feel like this tap list is okay, but surprisingly shallow bottle list...

>>124924
FYI Ommegang is like a 5-hour drive from NYC...that being said, yes, good beer


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.124926 del
>>124925
15 dollaridoos for a fucking duvel, god has forsaken the bold and the brave
>12 for piss beer bavik even students don't like


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.124927 del
Piccolo Lombardia tomorrow with just hacks and frauds

>CISNEROS
>TRANSNEROS
>BASARABA
>VAN DEN MEERSSCCHE
>BURGER
>VAN GILS
>FRIGO
>BRAVO
>DE CLERQ
>NIGRENTE
>GOSZCZURNY
>PITAK
>BENZ


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Contador on my turf!


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.124930 del
>>124925
lmao those prices. California pre covid weren't as ridiculous at least


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.124931 del
>>124929
Is that a new aero aurum? I will never understand these brands, how can they not go bankrupt


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breakaway made it in Langkawi


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picklel wins the bunchsprint for 5th place


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.124934 del
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For me it's bib gourmet


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.124935 del
>>124934
I've never been to burgerlands (except for Hamburg, but that's sandwiched between Ne**erlands and Denmark). My aunt would go to Italian restaurants to get real coffee instead of being subject to diner filter coffee (basically black water).


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.124936 del
The Italian Job first stream of the day starts in 1h 40mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Currently Playing: How to Distinguish Between Intentional Gunfire and Unintentional Gunfire in Your Direction


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.124937 del
>>124935
Nah, the nords are right, filter is the right way to drink coffee


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.124938 del
>>124937
It's also the healthy way (doesn't rise your cholesterol)


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.124939 del
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atmosheric inversion still on, but should disperse VERY soon, then we gaan


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.124940 del
>>124939
'bout to head out too
0.8 hours of sleep fuck it we gaan. Always gaan


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.124941 del
didn't know they started so early, no last minute adjusting


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.124942 del
>>124941
FUCK
I have a non-started


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.124943 del
>>124941
Same, wanted to just check if I am not missing out in Jimmy getting extra 30 watts from rainbow in a race he top 30d before but no.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.124944 del
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But how did I even put him on? He was never on the startlist, only existed in velomans twisted mind


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.124945 del
>>124944
ciccone?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.124946 del
>>124944
I was looking for Ciccone yesterday when I was making the team as well.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.124947 del
>>124945
>>124946
yes, well


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.124948 del
>Visma | Lease a Bike has pulled off a major coup. The Dutch WorldTeam has signed Seff Van Kerckhove for the coming years. This news was reported by Directvelo and has also been confirmed to Wielerflits. The top Belgian talent had signed a contract with Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale running until the end of 2030, but the yellow-and-black team has exercised a legal option to secure him.

oh boy the contract breakers are at it again


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.124949 del
>>124948
Clearly the worst thing that happened to the sport in years that team


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.124950 del
>>124948
a legal option? Has this something to do that Decathlon will get a Swiss license starting the next 3 year period, so this counts as new entity?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.124951 del
>>124950
He hadn't joined Decathlon yet. It's probably a matter of cancelling the contract before it comes into effect or something similar.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.124952 del
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21 Thomas Pidcock
11 Lenny Martinez
10 Matteo Jorgenson
9 Ben Healy
9 Oscar Onley
8 Brandon McNulty
8 Davide Piganzoli
7 Jarno Widar
5 Juan Felipe Rodriguez
3 Ben Tulett
3 Andrew August
3 Lorenzo Finn
3 Afonso Eulálio
3 Xabier Mikel Azparren
2 Emiel Verstrynge
2 Aaron Dockx
2 Jørgen Nordhagen
2 Clément Berthet
2 Simone Gualdi
2 GIULIO CICCONE
2 Michael Storer
2 Adam Yates
1 Gianni Moscon
1 RICHARD CARAPAZ
1 Mattia Bais
1 Lukas Nerurkar
1 LENNERT VAN EETVELT
1 Davide Bais
1 DAVIDE TONEATTI
1 Nicolas Prodhomme
1 Lorenzo Fortunato
1 Thymen Arensman
1 Marcel Camprubí
1 Harold Tejada
1 GIULIO PELLIZZARI

>6==

2 Thomas Pidcock Matteo Jorgenson Ben Healy Brandon McNulty Juan Felipe Rodriguez Xabier Mikel Azparren
>frfr on god
>MVDF


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.124953 del
>>124950
yes, every contract had to be resigned at decathlon


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.124954 del
>>124952
autismbert bigger axelfraud copier than the copy team lmao


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.124955 del
>>124951
it's the same as with mergers as you come under a new company so your contract is disbanded and you have to sign it again


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.124956 del
norwegian dopaje in the junior race
noval hiding after the reveal that he is a dirty doper


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.124957 del
Slovenian steward in gilet looking like he had an opulent friday night.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.124958 del
ukrainian squeaking against the belgian
probably about defense spending


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.124959 del
very memco coded parkour


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.124960 del
DYBING dabing.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.124961 del
noval washed
norway wins yet for some reason they are not sending a team to the elite men's race


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.124962 del
I liked primoz doing the Italian autumn classics. Maybe next year again if it isn't fini for him.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.124963 del
Wtf finnbros Niko Terho only 49th, he was supposed to be the next next next Hänninen


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.124964 del
GANNA to Lidl rumors


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.124965 del
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>Emillia is part of the italian cup so we'll get the based italian com on youtube
BASED. This Italian cup really is the most soulful part of the calendar, coupe de france doesn't compare


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.124966 del
>>124964
Mads and top Ganna in the same team?at this point lidl is simply acquiring riders, so other teams can't have them.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.124967 del
>>124964
would be nice to see him at a new team to see if he isn't stagnated


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.124968 del
>>124965
I have to go for a ride, would be criminel to not ride in this weather but I will watch for a moment.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.124969 del
>>124968
It's been raining all day. My appartment hasn't been below 80% humidity since monday basically I feel like I live in Singapore


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.124970 del
>>124969
Oh yeah, you have the monsoon season, we have sunny 20C since two weeks but like with girls liking you but not the pal who needs it - hard to transfer the conditions to someone else.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.124971 del
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solid ride done, was very windy today. also don't forget to change your break pads bert, I could barely break at the end because the front pads were GONE


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.124972 del
>>124971
I don't know what is up with me, I haven't changed brake pads in my disc brakes EVER.
Not my mtb nr 1 (frame ded) not my road bike, not my mtb mr 2 (have it only since half a year or so).
I have changed them once in my very old mtb which had rims.

I'm not some braking wizard, it is not like you can brake a bike with engine but I also very rarely break hard.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.124973 del
>>124972
which compound do you use? I tried the org*nic break pad from SRAM which have a very comfortable breaking behaviour but the durability was dogshit I had to switch them every 2000km. the copper ones hold around one season now


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.124974 del
>>124971
damn I switch disc pads atleast twice a year


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.124975 del
>>124973
No idea, it came with the bike and the bike is a frameset that had Ultegra put on.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.124976 del
POZZOVIVO sick.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.124977 del
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Nobody picked him.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.124978 del
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>>124971
not necessary to change them here, lovely fall day (avec short sleeves)


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.124979 del
Berts, heart rate apparently jumped to over 200 then dropped to 135 then suddenly went up to 220, after an effort 105km into today's ride, surely it's a sensor malfunction haha, right?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.124980 del
>>124979
Tell Austriabert we say hello


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.124981 del
Ynr the French schizo autochutist


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.124982 del
alright
where's the ciclismo, why's the emilia stream only available in grande


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.124983 del
Fuck it, I am watching.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.124984 del
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>>124980
I don't get it


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.124985 del
>>124984
there once was some austrian dude on the 4/cyc/ one late evening who did some intervals, some shit like 30 seconds on a few minutes off or so, and it destroyed his heart
his heartrate was like a constant 180+ more than an hour after he stopped and he was rage posting from the hospital, as if we destroyed his heart. Which I would have, if I could have of course but he had only himself to blame. Never saw him again, probably dead.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.124986 del
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He's riding with that jerk ass company that kicks people off their social rides if they don't wear their overpriced kit


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.124987 del
>>124986
I should make it mandatory that berts own the official BERT kit to post here. Great idea.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.124988 del
emilia stream randomly switched to english commentary and it freaked me the fuck out


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.124989 del
McNuggy big protagonista energy, well well well.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.124990 del
>>124986
you telling me Krìs Frūm is doing something for money?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.124991 del
good race


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.124992 del
I love you Ben Hilly


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.124993 del
God I napped and almost missed everything


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.124994 del
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>>124986
>kicks people off their social rides if they don't wear their overpriced kit
Meanwhile over here we even let random passerby cyclists join our annual club hill climb championship (followed by a massive feast)


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.124995 del
Fuck outside widar all my picks are here


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.124996 del
Yates slaving for mcnulty


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.124997 del
Big Jorg


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.124998 del
this is good for my veloteam


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.124999 del
>>124998
Terrible


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.125000 del
is that FINN bridging to the front?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.125001 del
waar WIDAR


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.125002 del
>>125000
I think the bora is FInn


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.125003 del
or is that FINN dropped off the back?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.125004 del
>>125002
yeah it is finn I'm just not sure if he's doing well or dying


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.125005 del
>>125004
Looks dead


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.125006 del
Why did I doubt Healy. Also where was his form during the tour


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.125007 del
>>125006
wasnt he riding with a bone fracture


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.125008 del
based bilingual grandes


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.125009 del
okay I really need jorgenson to drop and nuggets to bridge the 40s to the front, all within the next couple km please.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.125010 del
>>125009
The two jumbo look weaker than healy/onley


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.125011 del
g2 is g2'ing big time, pigga has this in the bag


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.125012 del
Lame victory, but good for my velogame so I'll accept it


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.125013 del
He has it, sembre.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.125014 del
they are kinda closing in...


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.125015 del
>>125014
Hard part is done and onley doesn't want to pull ofr some reason


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.125016 del
14s, he has it.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.125017 del
>>125015
onley with the masterful attack to drop the remaining pissmoids


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.125018 del
>>125015
less than 3km to go its INEOS policy to not pull


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.125019 del
nice race


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.125020 del
*aehm*
lame


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.125021 del
1-2-3-4
Smoking Autismbert as we speak.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.125022 del
believing in nuggets and doubting onley, while objectively correct, was subjectively WRONG


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.125023 del
why did I pick lenny fartinez


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.125024 del
>>125023
did you not look at his recent form


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.125025 del
>>125023
Same, at least I have the top 3


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.125026 del
kinda good for pizzazoli that the Giro Tour double at his age didn't cook him


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.125027 del
>>125023
one quick look at his DNF stack persuaded me off that pick


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.125028 del
EC velodrama is already open.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.125029 del
>>125024
>>125027
you can never tell if he's just lazy or out of shape


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.125030 del
>>125029
french so both


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.125031 del
>>125028
>vlasov is riding


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.125032 del
>>125028
how many runners from Emilia?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.125033 del
ah fuck fortunato was only 8 points and he always did well in this race
I just didn't believe


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.125034 del
>>125033
His vuelta was terrible


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.125035 del
>>125033
hometown race innit


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.125036 del
finbert is your friend going in the break tomorrow? asking for a concerned goombler


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.125037 del
EC games has almost exclusively SHIT runners


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.125038 del
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>>125037
easy


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.125039 del
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>>125038
one and done


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.125040 del
>>125039
It does look like a bisiaux race but the dude hasn't raced since vuelta


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.125041 del
>>125040
might swap one of the 2 vuelta men for home buffed omrzel


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.125043 del
>>125041
That would be me. We will have the same team, only slot 6 is to be decided.
Bisiaux, Ramses, Charmig? Who knows what tomorrow will bring


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.125044 del
one climb and the femmes are reduced to 10


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.125045 del
reddit girl one of the last survivors somehow


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.125046 del
reusser off the front


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.125047 del
slurp slurp


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.125048 del
reusser calling lamborghini a retard live on tv


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.125049 del
femUnoX has a bunch of non scandies in the team what's up with that, not enough female scandinavians in the pro peloton huh


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.125050 del
Demi please let Kasia win


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.125051 del
>>125049
It's strange because women there are very sport active


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.125052 del
crazy situation


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.125053 del
reddit girl riding for a contract at UNO X


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.125054 del
>>125051
yeah, a professor I worked with during my PhD is a Danish woman and we'd talk about cycling together (very proud of Jonas of coursh)


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.125055 del
jesus christ why am I watching this


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.125056 del
>>125055
Why are you indeed


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.125057 del
one of the first tests for Brennan today against real strongmen


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.125058 del
>>124971
Good ride, are you really doing the same ride all the time?
I don't know what pads they put on my gravel but the front one is still good after 10k km. Really impressive


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.125059 del
GET chasing down GER


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.125060 del
4 french girls dropped at the same time


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.125061 del
Piganzoli has quietly been one of the most pas normal runners this season, relative to past perfomances. Been peaking since the Giro basically.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.125062 del
>>125061
Also he's already 24


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.125063 del
puck is way too nice for vollering


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.125064 del
>>125063
No? I mean she's the best rider in the world, it's normal you ride for her


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.125065 del
pucksebros


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.125066 del
>>125064
vollering can win without her riding empty


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.125067 del
>>125066
They've messed it up too many times to take risks


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.125068 del
I don't see the point of the femmes races with the exact same outcome again.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.125069 del
>>125068
we need anime back to mentally kwab vollering


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.125070 del
>>125068
you're only allowed to complain if pogi does it though


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.125071 del
>>125068
its basically the same as the men now, vollering is pog and kwabsie is vingo, all sprints are won by wiebes and basically it's over


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.125072 del
>>125071
it's worse as the men because they all ride like lambs to the slaughter with Wiebes


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.125073 del
>>125072
yes its worse and they slurp a lot more in general. Shit sport


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.125074 del
these vuvuzuelas SUCK


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.125075 del
guy in the car looks like a certain guy registered as a sex offender in AMERICA


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.125076 del
bravo to henrique today


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.125077 del
>>125075
He is and more countries in the world should recognize him as sex offender.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.125078 del
>>125075
To be fair 90% of dudes involved with women sport are sex offenders


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.125079 del
nooooooooooooooo


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.125080 del
MASSIVE 2nd place for puck, very based


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.125081 del
fitting


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.125082 del
>>125077
>kwabsia not even on the podium


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.125083 del
>Crash by NIEWIADOMA Kasia (Poland) in First chase group
kwak


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.125084 del
>>125058
>are you really doing the same ride all the time?
mostly yes


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.125085 del
maybe Urska can do a foster pregnancy for Pogi and Demi


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.125086 del
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Okay I am back from me gargantual ride

What the FUCK is with this dopage of up and coming italians and spaniards and what are you going to do about it?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.125087 del
>>125086
I join 'em


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.125088 del
>>125084
Kek, already in Vienna you were doing that. My autism goes in the other direction I'm always trying to find new rides/climbs to changes things a little bit.

How far are you from Aspang? This summer I was checking gravel climbs close by and it felt between there and semmering there was a lot of very kino climbs. Not very clear which forest road you're actually allowed to use, you guys are apparently more restrictive about that than us. I think even Hochwechsel you need to pay to use the trails, I didn't expect you guys to behave like ((that))


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.125089 del
>>125086
>what are you going to do about it?
Beat them to it.
>Le ministère a par ailleurs précisé que la subvention à l'Agence française de lutte contre le dopage (AFLD) baissait de 100 000 euros


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.125090 del
Reminder that Mads P. has to travel all the way from Northern Deutschland to Slovenia later today. I guess they chartered a plane.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.125091 del
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>41 eggs
very pretty weather though
i was the only runner I saw just in short sleeves, everyone was already in full winter mode


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.125092 del
>>125088
also when I am in Tyrol I only do hinterhorn kek it is what it is. on the grabbel bike I am more exploratory though

>How far are you from Aspang?
1h by car, but still doable. I should also check out the other 2 gravel climbs you told me this october. probably kino in the forest


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.125093 del
>>125092
What's even more crazy to me is that you never brought the gravel to Tyrol. The rides there must be insane


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.125094 del
>>125093
never had the space for 2 bikes until I got the big ass SUV a few weeks ago, next time I go to Tyrol I WILL go gravelling


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.125095 del
Quitana retired today btw


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.125096 del
>>125095
widar too


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.125097 del
>>125096
I trusted you


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.125098 del
>>125097
I trusted myself, also lazy lenny just gave up that asshole


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.125099 del
I think polebert will win the overall race too, he even has berthet


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.125100 del
>>125095
Quintana, Pinot, Bardet, Sagan all gone, real end of an era


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.125101 del
>>125100
the era doesn't end till Óscar Sevilla
retires
and he will never retire after he saw what happened to rebellin


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.125102 del
lmao Brennan totally disappeared


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.125103 del
>>125102
AAAAA ARE THOSE FASTER RIDERS THAN TRONCHON AND COQUARD, SAVE ME WOUT SAMA


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.125104 del
>>125101
Him and based Francisco Mancebo


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.125105 del
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>>125101
idk man he was mugged not long ago I think retirement and getting the fuck out of sudacaland is in order


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.125106 del
>>125102
Looked a bit like they wanted him to leadout Jakobsen


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.125107 del
>>125103
He's fast enough to beat kooij, the problem is that he's a pussy


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.125108 del
jakobsen finishing the race in the front group is already an accomplishment
but there's no way you can change a rider in this short amount of time meaning the dude was just stealing a wage


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.125109 del
>>125107
I'm not sure he is in a true bunch sprint


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.125110 del
>>125095
Kino
https://x.com/RuedaPedal/status/2106346154707272114


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.125111 del
>>125109
he can't position at all and needs atleast 2 season vets to bring him to the front
with prime morkov he would be bunch sprinter


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.125112 del
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should be ilegel tbh


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.125113 del
>>125112
dutch women?
small breasts?
women's cycling?
you'll have to be more specific


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.125114 del
>>125113
while all the options sound reasonable, I specifically mean the huge ass orange logo


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.125115 del
>Emiel Verstrynge 28th
kek and the dude made an interview to cry about not going to worlds. With that form you need a DAD to be friend with the coach kid


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.125116 del
>>125115
unlike Nys he probably would have worked his ass off for the team, that's where Serge misses the point. Same with the pharaoh.
But he's afraid of Alpecin riders


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.125117 del
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That's it, I am not leaving bed tomorrow


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.125118 del
>>125091
Arse-soreing indeed.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.125119 del
>>125112
thou must goomble


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.125120 del
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I can see the first use case came to be very quickly.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.125121 del
>>125120
that was a GIGANTIC kwab today


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.125122 del
>>125117
how is it instant death when your death is not instant! Stupid software!


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.125123 del
>>125092
Hinterhorn is such a good one though, hard to beat in that area for a casual ride or if you want to actually feel the legs. I still shit my pants going down in some corners, they might have fixed some of the road but it aint getting better up there.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.125124 del
>>125123
be aware of the münchner boomer on the weekends going up with electric cars. are you from Tyrol aswell?


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.125125 del
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>>125124


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.125126 del
>>125125
ah I remember that photo, its taken in JUDENstein


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.125127 del
>>125126
yaeahp


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.125128 del
>>125125
needs bigger bidons


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.125129 del
>Info @Gazzetta_it - According to our sources there are talks about the possibility that @GannaFilippo could join @LidlTrek already in 2027, as we reported on our website. This is a scenario at this stage, not a deal done. Talks in progress
can't wait for the imminent AI receipt


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.125130 del
>>125129
Bert, please


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.125131 del
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>>125130
will it be pizza themed or will they go pasta style


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.125132 del
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>>125131
The introduction already leaked


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.125134 del
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GC. >>125133


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.125135 del
>>125132
kek


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.125136 del
>>125102
Fetkobsen best visma rider as 15th kek


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.125137 del
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>>125117
nuked my legs with some Almeida's myself


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.125138 del
18 year old Brandon Fedrizzi to lotto
straight from junior to world tour, RIP


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.125139 del
>>125138
>Brandon Fedrizzi
Seems Italian. But the name is Anglo. But the French went loco with the names lately as much as the Belgians.
Cheeky tenner he is French.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.125140 del
Italian.


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.125141 del
>>125137
Take me out of the sauna I'm ready to r*pe


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.125142 del
Movie in 20 mins, Bert!


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.125143 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.125144 del
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The great AJ AUGUST scored me 15 (fifteen) velopoints today


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.125145 del
>>125134
oh look, finally a good result

been a while


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.125146 del
>>125134
heh
>no pic because thats why


Bert 10/03/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.125147 del
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WE LIVE IN JAPAN


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.125148 del
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You may not like it, but this is what peak ciclismo looks like


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.125149 del
>>125134
And here I thought my good result would gain me places, but nope, Polebert gains almost 200p. Who would trust in Onley?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.125150 del
>>125149
>Who would trust in Onley?
He looked strong in the WC race? He's a distancelet and blew up towards the end, but before that, he was in that break with Grug for quite a while. This race was much shorter, so...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.125151 del
Portugal sending some volta legends and old man Nelson Oliveira. Still better than Britain I guess.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.125152 del
>>125150
Good point, I had forgotten about that conpletely (probably because I couldn't watch the WC, heh). His Vuelta was pretty disappointing so I never even thought of picking him. Oh well


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.125153 del
First time wearing my garmin watch in a long time. Looks like the heattraining of the summer has been very effective, I've never seen such low HR in the morning


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.125154 del
>>125153
my watch always undervalues compared to the chest strap


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.125155 del
Lennart DOPASCH


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.125156 del
>>125155
he won the sprint?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.125157 del
>>125156
Won the thing, I just came up with this extremely clever wordplay and wanted to share.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.125158 del
Cararat to NSN?
Didn't see this discussed extensively across the last tree treds.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.125159 del
>>125158
is it official?
I read Q36.5 somewhere too.
And roglic to tudor


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.125160 del
>>125159
Watching Bruyneel with Sp*ncer now, he says it will be offishel very soon.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.125161 del
>>125160
grim but they will probably support him better than EF still


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.125162 del
Back to 30/30
>>125154
Mine's acurate


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.125163 del
>>125161
With Van Eetvelt and Buitrago? If anything EF has better support for a GC climber type. But I'm sure he's being paid well if they are willing to buyout his contract.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.125164 del
>>125158
>>125161
cannondale/EF are in financial trouble, they're restructuring their racing division so who knows what goes on there


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.125165 del
>>125163
look at the team they sent him to the vuelta with and tell me the hirt/buitrago/eetvelt tridente wouldn't be better


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.125166 del
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let me guess, you need more?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.125167 del
>>125165
Rodriguez alone was a better hjælper than those two would be. Beloki was also getting gud this season.
I'm not saying EF can field a strong team for grand tours but NSN can't field anything stronger so it wont change anything for Carapaz other than his salary.


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>>125162


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.125169 del
>>125166
Bertaczek wouldn't be able to do more than 5% rampas with that gearing.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.125170 del
PicNig managed to win 13 UCI points in Langkawi. Their sprinter van Rees who won those points rides for their dev team though, so I don't even know where those points are going.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.125171 del
>>125170
To the dev team


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.125172 del
>>125170
you need to be a top 10 point scorer for the main team to make them count


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.125173 del
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Dworatzek not finishing on dwojka place, a missed chance.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.125174 del
>>125169
Bertaczek isn't waking up ever again, rip sweet prince.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.125175 del
>>125172
It's fucking DSM, winning UCI points at all to begin with puts you into the top 10 of the team.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.125176 del
>>125173
Wew at Azzurra, it is really Kurwatour's winner little girl.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.125177 del
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>>125173
Hmmm

Burger


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.125178 del
>>125173
grossgirls what happened


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.125179 del
>>125173
very grande names


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.125180 del
>>125173
what is it with GER femmes and fielding polish immigrants, this is the second case in short time!


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.125181 del
I believe in Primoz.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.125182 del
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PCS Bert should introduce some entertainment metric and only have his bot post stats that reach a minimum value. I mean not a single person in the world could possibly be interested in this stat.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.125183 del
didnt lock in the EC team yesterday, rip. 0 runners in the race


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.125184 del
What's the bert-approved helmet? Im in the market for a new one. The hjc ones look decent


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.125185 del
Same team as Autismbert, would have the same as Bertman and Bertele but I have adjoosted Rondel for Baudin.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.125186 del
morning


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.125187 del
I took another gamble going remcoless.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.125188 del
Bertaczeck DNS


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.125189 del
>>125188
he's ded in the red just like I was yesterday


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.125190 del
>>125184
I am quite fond of my Sweet Protection Tucker III tbh, perfect fit for a regular headshape


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.125191 del
>>125184
My van rysel one if good and cheap but no placement for glasses so can't recommend that. Maybe new models have it


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.125192 del
>>125187
I didn't even check the profile I just picked on gut feel, didn't have time. This means I will probably do pretty well


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.125193 del
This looks comfy


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.125194 del
>revenge remco
I should have picked him but the 14pts were looking so fucking grim


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.125195 del
>>125193
Slovenia is comfy indeed


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.125197 del
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21 Remco Evenepoel
19 Giulio Ciccone
18 Primož Roglič
15 Jakob Omrzel
15 Giulio Pellizzari
9 Juan Ayuso
9 Mathys Rondel
8 Léo Bisiaux
7 Alex Baudin
4 Jan Christen
4 Mads Pedersen
4 Romain Grégoire
3 Mathias Vacek
2 Christian Scaroni
2 Tiago Antunes
2 Kévin Vauquelin
2 Marco Schrettl
1 Emil Herzog
1 Andreas Kron
1 Jochem Kerckhaert
1 Peter Øxenberg
1 Ramses Debruyne
1 Anthon Charmig
1 Emanuel Zangerle
1 Wout Poels
1 Jenno Berckmoes
1 Andreas Miltiadis
1 Alessandro Fancellu
1 Mathieu Kockelmann

>6=

2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Jakob Omrzel Giulio Pellizzari Juan Ayuso Alex Baudin
>frfr on god
>/pinot/


2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Primož Roglič Jakob Omrzel Giulio Pellizzari Alex Baudin
>6th Column
>MVDF


2 Remco Evenepoel Giulio Ciccone Primož Roglič Jakob Omrzel Giulio Pellizzari Mathys Rondel
>Burger Bert`s Bunch
>Patje's Angels
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.125198 del
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Lmao


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.125199 del
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good morning


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.125200 del
>>125197
nobody else went for FANCELLU?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.125201 del
>>125200
I checked yesterday he wasn't in the startlist


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.125202 del
chuuuuuuute


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.125203 del
>>125167
yuck, what a disappointment


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.125204 del
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I'm surprised he even has the jersey


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.125205 del
prime cycling nation of SERBIA leading the charge


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.125206 del
Kerckhaert will surprise in the passes


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.125207 del
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Thinking of it, the great cycling nation of N*therlands really only have one good renner. And he's retiring next season.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.125208 del
>>125206
He better, I picked him


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.125209 del
>>125207
Kooij and grosso are OK, but that's it basically. You can't blame them for having no climber though


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.125210 del
I dunno I really hope Richie to NSN isn't true, I'd rather see him back on Movistar than that


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.125211 del
>>125209
>grosso
worse than Biesterbos
>no climber
they have Arensmeme


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.125212 del
>>125210
He just wants one big contract before retiring. Nothing wrong with that


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.125213 del
>>125212
he's only a kid...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.125214 del
>>125213
He's old enough to post here bert


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.125215 del
Based mads doing every race for his country. I like grug but it is ridiculous that he isn't there


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.125216 del
>>125215
isn't his kid due soon or something


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.125217 del
>>125214
yeah our birthdates aren't far apart


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.125218 del
>>125216
I didn't realized he was giving birth himself


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.125219 del
my main issue is that the NSN kits are pretty ugly


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.125220 del
Iceland in difficulty


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.125221 del
PARCHEGGIO SANDER DE PESTEL


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.125222 del
Czech running out of gears


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.125223 del
Joseba CERNY goes backwards


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.125224 del
>>125222
many such cases!


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.125225 del
>>125216
In december or something


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.125226 del
ADAMYIETZ in difficulty


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.125227 del
what the hell did they think giving out those trumpets or whatever they are


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.125228 del
Finbert running out of gears


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.125229 del
Enough with the trumpets


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.125230 del
ANTUNSH in control


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.125231 del
>>125218
without those extra kilos he wouldve been world champ


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.125232 del
>>125207
>>125209
many are saying this but Dutch cycling will be pretty much dead aside from sprinterslop once grug is gone


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.125233 del
>>125232
What's going on

America actively hates cycling and we have a bevvy of elite and developing talent (including the current WC, Brandon MCNULTY). How is the Netherlands so bereft of talent


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.125234 del
>>125232
How come your women are so good but the men so weak?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.125235 del
>>125234
yeah, the men have no excuse for being poor climbers


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.125236 del
>>125232
naah there's a pretty wide dutch talent pool not every generation can have a monument/wc farmer wrong expectation


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.125237 del
>>125233
>>125234
most talent are getting autofiltered in the youth as the races (aside from Limburg region) are flat as shit, if you're not a polderbully or just have a massive engine it is OVER in general - the important races where you get noticed if you're not a woman are all in hilly races (or TT if you're a gigaaerobullet)

furthermore, the amount of racing license holders in NL has been steadily dropping as it's getting more expensive to keep up (paypigmaxxing from parents with deep pockets/family)who have already been in cycling + the amount of races that can be organized are going down hard due to lack of volunteers, and studying is very accessible here

for the women, a lot of women here have always had equal opportunity in sports compared to the men, and with rowing & ice skating being massive engine-sports here as well it's easier to take a sidestep once you get an injury - all you had to do is learn how to move around in a pedalton and be hardminded

now that funding for the youth women in other countries is going up + teams are more professionalized, the Dutch domination will probably go down relatively


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.125238 del
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>>125236
I mean look at this, the yearly wins has almost halved since 2019. All the top riders aside from Grug and Kooij are shitters


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.125239 del
tl;dr - good opportunity for women has always been around, pro cycling is less appealing for men if you're not the right build + financial support from family with a network -> studying is a great and easy option instead of ruining 10 years of your life trying to get past CT level


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.125240 del
Kwabyuso ready to get dropped


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.125241 del
>>125240
Please no


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.125242 del
>>125239
Thankfully our education system provides enough 80IQ retard to fuel an army of punchers


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.125243 del
>>125240
For FUCK'S sake


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.125244 del
FANCELLU in gregario mode


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.125245 del
>>125241
>>125243
Can't believe you guys actually believe in that absolute waste of a rider


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.125246 del
the pogacar wannebe goes!


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.125247 del
Ok but why are slOVENians running in white?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.125248 del
>>125245
I don't believe in him but he's on my veloteam


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.125249 del
>>125247
their moldy doped rider isnt there so they are running CLEAN kits


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.125250 del
>>125245
Honestly thought a lot about putting remco instead but couldn't find the extra 6pts. Let's hope omzrel and bisaux reward that choice


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.125251 del
who tf thought handing out tens of thousands of trumpets was a good idea


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.125252 del
>Ayuso
the first time I've ever picked him, god dammit


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.125253 del
i believe in Wout Poels today


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.125254 del
>>125253
bert...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.125255 del
>>125254
he made it back with Vlasov no?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.125256 del
>>125233
Jagodsen is back though, Visma fixed him


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.125257 del
>>125255
both have done fuck all this year sadly


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.125258 del
>>125257
well nevermind, abandon Wout Poels...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.125259 del
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well


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.125260 del
charmpig gonna get another podium


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.125261 del
god damn is bronze alfonso that pocket climber
king kenny vibes


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.125262 del
Baudin laché


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.125263 del
EVENEPOEL about to be unleashed


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.125264 del
debruyne is based, always should have been in canada


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.125265 del
>>125262
dirty doper


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.125266 del
Memco seething


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.125267 del
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attaque vingo soon...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.125268 del
>>125264
Yeah, crazy he wasn't.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.125269 del
Waar scaroni?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.125270 del
>>125264
Pauwels really isn't good we need a new coach


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.125271 del
SIVAQUE goes solo


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.125272 del
>>125270
put me in coach, I'm a velogaming legend


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.125273 del
Urco BERRADE the spanish leader


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.125274 del
>>125269
I see him, pelli, cicco and scaroni


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.125275 del
>Voeckler allegedly prohibit the french team to talk to other teams


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.125276 del
>radio tour telling motos to go away for sivaque
lel was getting to blatant, save them for roglic


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.125277 del
>>125273
Ayuso KWAB lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.125278 del
>>125275
This dude got so much credit for the most doped tour of the 2010s


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.125279 del
>>125276
motors are a huge problem i'm tired of pretending they aren't they're fixing races this way too much too blatant

Like that royal escort mas got past vuelta TT how's that even legal lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.125280 del
>>125276
Honestly not utilizing the home advantage is so silly. They could send the great Jaka PRIMOZIC solo in the tete and the motos would carry him all the way to the campeonship del mondo (forma evropa)


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.125281 del
Probably last shirtless ride down, surely BAUDIN is not laché yet.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.125282 del
>>125279
>motos gone
>sivakov caught in like a minute


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.125283 del
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>>125280
downright peculiar


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.125284 del
sLOVEnia attacks


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.125285 del
BAUDIN is there, pls no blackpill Bért.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.125286 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.125287 del
>>125285
half this group has been dropped and come back like 3 times now


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.125288 del
?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.125289 del
>>125288
roglic preparing an attack and remembering he doesn't attack


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.125290 del
>attaque de mouthbreather


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.125291 del
nothing ever happens?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.125292 del
christen is such a weird rider, no way he can actually be this dumb right?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.125293 del
Can wait for some firmware update for Jantje, he could be lethal.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.125294 del
rip pellizzari


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.125295 del
i'm going to attack this brutal pace and win the race


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.125296 del
KINO


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.125297 del
Fucking skjuins


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.125298 del
LMAO


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.125299 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.125300 del
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.125301 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.125302 del
Pure seethe now.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.125303 del
damn belgian team is strong they're back already


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.125304 del
NOTHING LOST LET'S GO REMBROS


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.125305 del
Nobody told Remco to not pedal while you're turning, especially turning hard?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.125306 del
how is the midget back already wtf


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.125307 del
>>125305
crazy how guys that ride 20h a week still malfunction like that


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.125308 del
Remgoes again


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.125309 del
races with memco are never boring


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.125310 del
>>125309
every turn a thriller


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.125311 del
>it's rondel
Fuck my last minute adjustments.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.125312 del
Cicco always needs someone to suck wheel. Worse than Jonas desu


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.125313 del
>>125312
Italians are just like that


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.125314 del
>>125311
hey I have him but there's way more frenchmen there


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.125315 del
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>10-12g or carbohydrate per kilo


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.125316 del
>>125314
I know, Bertele as well, BAUDIN was supposed to be the clever pick because RONDL will probably work more.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.125317 del
>france with 3 riders can't work
I fucking hate Voeckler like you wouldn't believe


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.125318 del
>herzog
wtf


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.125319 del
I need cicco to suck some wheels


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.125320 del
lol why aren't the french putting bronze alfonso at the front or something


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.125321 del
>>125320
>>125317


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.125322 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.125323 del
Sad for rogla tbh, getting caught behind slurping wheels


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.125324 del
Skuijns is killing french chasers at this point lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.125325 del
>>125324
But why?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.125326 del
>>125325
both are trekkies


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.125327 del
>>125325
order from schleck


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.125328 del
>>125326
>>125327
Ah fuck. Dude is on slave duty EVERY race it seems. Hope the pay is good


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.125329 del
Kranj is a comfy place to go to not too touristy town of slovenia


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.125330 del
Honestly it's a shit circuit


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.125331 del
real knuckelheadism in G2


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.125332 del
>>125330
would be kino with shit weather though, those open fields are ripe for side wind


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.125333 del
rondel my son, stop wasting energy


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.125334 del
>>125330
feels like a typical shit EU circuit race teebeehee


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.125335 del
ROGLIC furiously weak


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.125336 del
remswine


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.125337 del
the french guy asking scaroni for the overtake lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.125338 del
Scarony smelling UCI points


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.125339 del
>>125337
can't count on help from his own team so he's bargaining now


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.125340 del
>>125335
I can't take him seriously sometimes, it's like he doesn't even want to win but he's probably just old and weak


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.125341 del
curva EVENEPOEL


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.125342 del
scaroni devious


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.125343 del
france really played it in the shittiest way they could lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.125344 del
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PARCHEGGIO PRIMOZ ROGLIC


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.125345 del
remcos tdf confidence inspired wattboost is GONE


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.125346 del
5 km to go down in Italy btw with campeon del mundo at the testa de la corsa
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z8j0QiTkbj8 [Embed]


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.125347 del
man these roads are kino


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.125348 del
>>125345
what bulkmaxxing for the ITT does to a mfer


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.125349 del
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On topic of radios
>if tom pidcock didn't have a radio, he would still be stuck in a catalunyan ravine


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.125350 del
I have seen enough, SCARONI wins the yuros


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.125351 del
After his kwab performance at the WC I can't cheer for Ciccone today. I will have to hope for a Remco win of all places.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.125352 del
>>125351
ironically wheelsucking is the correct move for him right now
if scaroni comes back he probably wins the sprint
and if he doesn't he saves as much as he can for the sprint


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.125353 del
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I wouldn't be surprised if Volleringová rode the KOM faster than the hommes, all today looks life a half gas racing


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.125354 del
Cicco in een zetel michel


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.125355 del
those Italian wheelsuckers make me squeak


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.125356 del
campeon del mundo humiliated


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.125357 del
LAPIRA wins.
Brandon has trv protagonista energy.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.125358 del
>>125346
Lapeira wins


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.125359 del
this is a rerun from the colbrelli episode


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.125360 del
>>125352
He is honestly racing smart today but I am still seething about his WC tactics that were terrible.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.125361 del
Romeo wouldn't have been Abad pick, but nobody picked him.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.125362 del
shitalian timekeeping


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.125363 del
>Pelizzari
ahhh, ass points


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.125364 del
>>125353
the absolute state of all these yurosissies


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.125365 del
DS mindgames kek


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.125366 del
lol and now he rides


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.125367 del
wtf is cicco doing? he's scared of scaroni?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.125368 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.125369 del
>>125367
voeckler was in the italian team car


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.125370 del
does memco even have the gears for it


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125371 del
wtf


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125372 del
remKING


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125373 del
absolutely mogged lmao italy in fucking shambles


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125374 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125375 del
who won


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125376 del
ciccone took the turn better but remco came back?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.125377 del
lmao


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.125378 del
fucking skujins


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.125379 del
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holy fucking shit ciccone rides in the other direction because he's in SHAMBLES BIGLY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA I PISS ON YOU LITTLE GOBLIN RAT


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.125380 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.125381 del
cicco got this right? r-right?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.125382 del
He fucked up the throw


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.125383 del
what a beast


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.125384 del
cicco seething


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125385 del
RemGOD


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125386 del
>>125382
I think Cicco was sure in the turn he had won and didn't prepare the throw?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125387 del
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I demand ciccone be executed for being pathetic and weak


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125388 del
topkino race?
must be a Remking one


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125389 del
Rondel 11th, better than 3rd for me goobmling.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.125390 del
>>125386
Just a long ass sprint after a hard race


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.125391 del
the white line is not the real finish line right?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.125392 del
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happens more often than you would think


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.125393 del
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cicco was first on the white line?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.125394 del
>>125389
I adjusted Bisiaux out for Baudin so I am more angry


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.125395 del
>>125393
you gotta cross it to win


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.125396 del
>>125393
Huh? Rigged???


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.125397 del
>>125388
Not much kino about that one otuside the sprint?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.125398 del
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>no line
nice going slOVENians


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.125399 del
feelsbadman for cicco the sheer dissapoint


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.125400 del
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>>125394
Baudin 17th, losses limited.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.125401 del
did anyone pick herzog


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.125402 del
no pic yet?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.125403 del
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this has got to be the least expressive photo ever
there ain't even no line


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.125404 del
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hmmmm


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.125405 del
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France 9 11 12 14 17 18


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.125406 del
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>>125403
btw, where is the real champ?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.125407 del
>>125406
what was that bald idiot thinking lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.125408 del
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1 pixel


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.125409 del
>>125406
dropped before the mighty LEEMREIZE


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.125410 del
>>125406
excellent question neither pcs nor fc have him in their list yet so it's safe to say he did not finish top 30, kwak


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.125411 del
>>125406
another baldfraud masterpiece


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.125412 del
>>125404
Remco throwing his bike forwards and Ciccone throwing his head forwards.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.125413 del
>>125405
Arkea might be dead but its spirit lives on


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.125414 del
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but really, what was axelgaard thinking here? Ayuso has been bad in every race including the wc


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.125415 del
well all jerseys completed for memco


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.125416 del
>>125411
At least optaktbert kept to his shtick this time haha. He is going DOWN


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.125418 del
>>125414
he's just one of his guys he always overrates


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.125419 del
another goomble tomorrow by the way don't get caught out


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.125420 del
no remco at the ITT ec, it will be (a bit) interesting


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.125421 del
>>125420
time for SÖDERQVIST redemption (if he can stay on 2 wheels)


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.125422 del
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>>125406
>>125414
>and here I am trying to go with Juan Ayuso . He is always a bit of a lottery ticket, and you can never be sure which Ayuso you will get, and on Sunday we certainly did not see the best Ayuso. However, we saw a quite good Ayuso, who was among the strongest throughout most of the race.
top kek!>>125414
>>125414
>>125414


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.125423 del
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>>125422
At no point have I seen Ayuso strong in the wc
when was he strong?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.125424 del
>>125422
>, who was among the strongest throughout most of the race
>13th
>never pulled
>never in any front group
>never in the race
he really is an AI at this point


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.125425 del
>>125424
I think I get it. As long as you don't get openly kwabbed on live tv you're among the strongest


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.125426 del
>>125425
yea just being there and no getting countered in a humiliating way is enough


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.125427 del
>>125422
>he's very inconsistent and we haven't seen the best version of him lately
>5 stars top favorite
Axelgods... we might have missed the mark on this one


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.125428 del
>>125424
100% chatgpt can do his job better than him now


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.125429 del
ciccone with the WW2 stare


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.125430 del
I picked VOKLAN of all places for some reason and somehow he finished on points (14th), I thought he DNF'd 20 km in


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.125431 del
O DIERBAAR BELGIË


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.125432 del
Roger punching a hole in his ceiling right now, holding off 2 shitalians. Like a wet dream


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.125433 del
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Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.125434 del
HIRSCHI was actually in this very race


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.125435 del
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>>125433


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.125436 del
>>125434
j. christ also 28th after his double attaque


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.125437 del
>DNF AYUSO PESQUERA Juan


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.125438 del
>>125437
lidl paid 9 million for this suckah LMAO


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.125439 del
>>125437
>>125438
no REFUNDS lol


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.125440 del
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Winter ciclismo sales started in Czech'em


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.125441 del
>>125440
But I don't really need anything, perhaps something to buy in bulk when it's cheap. Perhaps some GP 5000s because they are becoming increasingly more difficult to obtain in the non-TR version, especially if you fancy the coloured walls editions (not sure if those are /cyc/ certified, thoughbeit)


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.125442 del
>>125441
colored sidewalls are WORSE for rolling resistance


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.125443 del
>>125441
>especially if you fancy the coloured walls editions
I just buy the cheapest one available tbh


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.125444 del
>>125441
I think I read tan sidewalls have worse puncture resistance too somehow


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.125445 del
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>For example, the black version of the popular Continental Grand Prix 5000 S TR was tested to require 8.4 watts of power, compared to 9.6 watts for the tan wall variant—a difference of 1.2 watts per tyre


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.125446 del
>>125441
think they will be discontinued soon


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.125447 del
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In other words, from now on, whenever I see a tanned tyre runner, I will LAUGH at him for leaving watts on the rode.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.125448 del
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>>125445


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.125449 del
>>125446
That's unfortunate since the TR version is inferior when ran with tubes


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.125450 del
>>125449
ye but maybe that means a new tuber tyre gets released


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.125451 del
>>125450
Or perhaps use the AllSeasons variant which might be a better choice for a jobber like Bertacek who does not really need to use a race tyre on daily balkon rides


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.125452 del
>>125451
Surely you're already riding 35mm?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.125453 del
>>125452
28


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.125454 del
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>>125451
I use this, it's a thick tire with the best possible wet grip, it lasts a lot longer than the 5000 s tr and its like 50% cheaper. I think its like 3 or 4 watts slower at 30 kph


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.125455 del
quite fond of my normal Pirellis tbh, colormatching my frame


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.125456 del
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>Tire Thick-ness
>5000 S TR 28 2.0mm
>5000 30 2.8mm
>GP TR 28 3.3mm
the S TR is THIN no surprise that shit didn't even last 2k km rearwards and flatted all the time, the pursuit of low rolling resistance comes at too high a cost


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.125457 del
>>125456
Yes, well, but consider this:
>2 watts saved


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.125458 del
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Honestly some mandatory thiccness of tyres is a non-brainer for UCI to enforce. This constant pinchazo festival and using TT tyres has to end.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.125459 del
>>125457
that's like 1 more pastry to eat during your coffee stop


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.125460 del
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>>125455
they need a different naming scheme, actually continental does as well. You can't just name all your tires the same and then add random numbers and letters on there just to confuse the consoomer.
>P Zero Race TLR SpeedCore
is their gp 5k I guess
>P Zero Race TLR RS SpeedCore
is their gp 5k S TR

>>125457
3.7w per tire at ~30 even, scales near linearly with speed I presume.
And yes the UCI mandating tires that are more resistant and have the best possible wet and dry grip would be a logical thing. If it results in slower tires it would also actually do what all the other new useless rules try to kek


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.125461 del
>>125460
Yeah this naming scheme is terrible. Also why do they need so many tyres anyway


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.125462 del
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Pellizzari 31st


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.125463 del
points are IN
going to be a fun fight with the other Dutchbert for place 12


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.125464 del
When was the last time an italian rider won something big? Colbrelli?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.125465 del
>>125463
>Norbert's Score: 1488


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.125466 del
>>125464
Ganna WC ITT in 2021? or Dwarf Doors this year


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.125467 del
>>125466
>>125464
eh, Ciccone last year in San Sebastian is probably the best most recent one


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.125468 del
>>125464
>>125467
Also Milan won green at the TdF last year.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.125469 del
Cool handegg game, Buffalo - NE.
Not a whole lot of chaff, stops are what you expect from the game, only a few burgerslop commercials during breaks.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.125470 del
>>125465
What can I say


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.125471 del
>>125454
I also use this, bitch to get on your rims though


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.125473 del
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GC. >>125472


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.125474 del
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>>125473
Qwick Tismbert, throw a banana peel under that guy's wheel!


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.125475 del
>>125473
Battle for 2nd is NUTS


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.125476 del
>>125475
if the axelgaard team stick to his gimmick it will be a battle between 3 /bert/ legends


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.125477 del
Tomorrow is tricky to pick, easy to overcook on recency bias.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.125478 del
why is mads in the drop down menu for bert gnocchi? I don't assume he's racing tomorrow.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.125479 del
>>125478
Bling is as well, don't see the violets there at all.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.125480 del
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>>125479
someone tell George, that it's really important to have up-to-date and accurate startlists when he decides to have a velogame every day.
and don't forget to make a team for the mysterious race 44.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.125481 del
>>125479
they are riding, ineos also wasn't there 2 hours ago


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.125482 del
well, in other news. memco is forced to ride in the EU jersey for a year. make a EU blue version of his spesh with golden stars.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.125484 del
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Some warning to Berts thinking about running


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.125483 del
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Some warning to Berts thinking about running


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.125485 del
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>>125481


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.125486 del
>>125482
honestly really like that we will get to see the jersey for once. And remco will absolutley do everything to get the most bling out of it


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.125487 del
>>125482
I think at Flamme Rouge have I seen it:
memco rides in ec jersey for 11 months
mcnulty rides in wc jersey for 14 months


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.125488 del
>>125483
>>125484
can't see the first screenshot for some reason


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.125489 del
>>125484
fake calories btw


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.125490 del
>>125481
>>125485
Aright then I am keeping bling then.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.125491 del
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>>125488
thats what we're being warned about


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.125492 del
>>125484
>sporty runny lass
>zero arse
Grim.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.125493 del
>>125490
I'm not sure if he's riding, on wielerflits he's not on the team
vendrame and schmid are
but who knows, this is a race you'll have to check 1h before the start for DNS too


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.125494 del
>>125493
Too easy for SCHMID, he will do shit in the back of the peloton again, you've heard it here first.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.125495 del
>>125488
It's just him dnf all his races last week


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.125496 del
>>125495
he's always been an absolute jobber, still respect him for shitting on Gaudu


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.125497 del
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My Coppa Bernocchi - Grande Prix Banco Banca Popolare di Milano veloteam is 76 velopoints


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.125498 del
>>125497
64 before I adjust for the swarthy aussie.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.125499 del
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>EVENEPOEL rode tanned sidewalls
he would have won by a minute otherwise


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.125500 del
>>125499
what you found out only applies to these specific conti tires it's not a general statement


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.125501 del
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>>125500
the g*rmans are yet to master the tanned walls technology properly?


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.125502 del
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>>125501
si si


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.125503 del
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>>125473


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.125504 del
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>>125501
>tanned germans


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.125505 del
>>125504
plenty of those in your footballteam


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.125506 del
>>125505
yes, well...


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.125507 del
>>125505
I heard they are all really bad


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.125508 del
>>125507
based afd follower


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.125509 del
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>>125508
they lose to really bad nations like panama and greece or something, I don't watch s*ccer at all but I overheard the latest disaster loss against greece was even worse than the wc loss against panama which should not even be possible.
Idk maybe it's because they are all mutts and not real Africans


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.125510 del
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I don't even know if there are halfbreeds in the Mannschaft, I am just assuming


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.125511 del
>>125510
you have all flavors IIRC


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.125512 del
>>125510
burnt bread btw


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.125513 del
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>>125512


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.125514 del
>>125513
you can wear this one as a helmet


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.125515 del
>>125513
nice and charred


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.125516 del
>>125513
Indeed very helmety.
Makes me want to eat sam bred, or at least buns from my favorite bakery.
Tapenade mit tomat and pickles would bang on your bred, pastrami as well.


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.125517 del
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>>125513
lekker


Bert 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.125519 del
Who the FUCK am I gonna pick with no FUCKING startlist. This is BULLSHIT man


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.125520 del
You do believe in Mads don't you bert?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.125521 del
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>>125520


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.125522 del
Fucking Mads P. lol. He just raced the last 2 days, guy must love traveling.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.125523 del
PCSman is fucking with the site.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.125524 del
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Axelfraud is giving out great advice again, very nice.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.125525 del
>>125524
Damn he hating on my boy strong now while rating the worn out lamperti


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.125526 del
>We are currently updating the website. Some sections are temporarily unavailable, and some links may not work. Thank you for your patience.

AAAAA I need to H2H BORGO and ROMELE AAAAA


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.125527 del
>>125522
just wants to chill with his brother in italy, bait pick


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.125528 del
>>125522
Surely he's coming back to slOVENia for the ITTs after today


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.125529 del
I guess it's time to open the velogames page. Surely George has updated the riders list by now.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.125530 del
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me sandwitches for lunch


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.125531 del
>>125530
but do they look like this >>124878 ?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.125532 del
>>125522
Still stuck at a single win for the season. He can't rest yet.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.125533 del
>>125531
surely hope not, that's another -10 watts


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.125534 del
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>>125531
>Ölz super soft
>tiny bit of maionese
>gouda
>garden salat
>cheery tomato
>fried egg
>coppa di parma
i love coppa di parma


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.125535 del
>>125533
Bertacek starves himself so it would be +20 watts if he actually ate


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.125536 del
Brandon to Lotto


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.125537 del
Polan only country to take the Euro mixed relay TTT seriously.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.125538 del
I ride tires with tan side walls


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.125539 del
>>125538
enjoy getting dropped NERD


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.125540 del
Lapeira DNS after the cutoff time fuck my life


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.125541 del
I use white bartape.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.125542 del
>>125540
FFS


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.125543 del
>>125540
Didn't pick him anyway, this one is too easy for him, I think the same about our BORGO.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.125544 del
>>125538
no surprises there


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.125545 del
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22 Dorian Godon
20 Michael Matthews
16 Paul Lapeira
14 Mads Pedersen
8 Alex Aranburu
8 Laurence Pithie
6 Jhonatan Narváez
5 Alessandro Borgo
5 Alessandro Romele
4 Sakarias Koller Løland
4 Guillermo Thomas Silva
3 Corbin Strong
3 Orluis Aular
2 Matteo Trentin
2 Davide Donati
2 Luke Lamperti
2 Natnael Tesfatsion
2 Noa Isidore
2 Andrea Raccagni Noviero
2 Carlos Canal
1 Andrea D'Amato
1 DAVIDE BAIS
1 Vito Braet
1 Tommaso Dati
1 Mauro Schmid
1 Bastien Tronchon
1 Adam Yates
1 Marijn Van Den Berg
1 MARCO BRENNER
1 George Bennett
1 Edoardo Zambanini
1 Filippo Ganna

>6==

2 Dorian Godon Michael Matthews Paul Lapeira Alex Aranburu Jhonatan Narváez Guillermo Thomas Silva
>The Dumbest Team
>/pinot/


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.125546 del
I wonder what rider george will bless us with


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.125547 del
>>125546
isnt it a case of 'too bad get fucked'


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.125548 del
>>125547
Only if it's before the start time, this time you couldn't even adjust if you wanted to so you should get a same cost replacement I think


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.125549 del
goydonck new directeur sportif of the vismoids


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.125550 del
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>>125549


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.125551 del
>>125549
Blind leading the blind, that dude never gave any good takes at eurosport


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.125552 del
well great, Godon wasn't on the startlist when I made my team yesterday so now I am probably screwed


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.125553 del
>>125549
heh thats funny


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.125554 del
>>125549
>Plugge: Nathan is still young, but incredibly eager to learn
heh


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.125555 del
>>125552
I hate these Italian races. Startlists are never accurate.

Warmup and Italian classics should be removed from Velopoints totals


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.125556 del
>>125555
there's systemic bias against burgers in general since we're often sleeping when last-minute changes happen


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.125557 del
>>125556
This is true. I was up at 610am frantically making my Veloteam and was still screwed by Lapeira


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.125558 del
>>125556
>>125557
Watching cycling live is almost impossible in Finnish hours though because the coverage often starts at 16:00 or similar and that's family time. For burgers it's far better, just watch during work like god intended it


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.125559 del
>>125558
when I was in California it was perfect, watch while I'm having tea and breakfast in the morning (bye a number would finish at 6 am or earlier); now it's easier to catch races but they finish when I want to be out doing things


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.125560 del
>>125548
>The final starters actually became known after the start of today's race! Following the game rules, no changes or subs post-deadline will be made. This follows the rules, and is also fairest solution for directors not online today (it prevents an administrative burden too, obvs!)


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.125561 del
>>125560
How is it fair for people not online to not do an auto sub


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.125562 del
>>125561
don't know, tweet at him I guess


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.125563 del
I would not have made any changes even if I could


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.125564 del
Neilson POWERFUL


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.125565 del
>they don't have people in place to confirm every starting rider
It's like Berts actually WANT to lose


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.125566 del
>>125565
I don't even have the knowledge necessary to field 6 runners who can potentially do well in such a race. I am quite literally guessing


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.125567 del
>when wout van aert won this race
not gonna look up the year


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.125568 del
Well atleast these guys will make it and nobody scores points


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.125569 del
>illegal position


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.125570 del
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you have any of those in your team bert? don't you.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.125571 del
>non ho visto Romele
e finito


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.125572 del
>>125570
There have been a few Narvaezkis.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.125573 del
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FDJ pas normal


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.125574 del
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>>125571


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.125575 del
Romele is right there, let me undo sudoku real quick.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.125576 del
Ganna's last ride for Ineos Merda.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.125577 del
>>125576
Benissimo, free GANNA.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.125578 del
lame race, lame velogamble


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.125579 del
>>125578
will be cool if Powless wins, otherwise meh


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.125580 del
>>125577
Lidl-Trek is going to let him ride the classics with support. He wants to be more than just a time trialist.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.125581 del
>>125555
yeah, when I checked yesterday evening, the startlist on PCS was incomplete, and the official website of the race was even more incomplete (only a handful of riders, lmao)
certainly had me wonder where veloman got his information from, and whether it was accurate


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.125582 del
Milan Donie pulling in peloton, they aren't even trying anymore.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.125583 del
They're going to catch them after all.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.125584 del
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I love Italian time keeping


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.125585 del
Hey Wandertukiewicz won, in Al Jizzair of all people.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.125586 del
Mads P and Matthews aren't there I don't think


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.125587 del
>>125586
well great


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.125588 del
>>125586
The group is huge, everyone can still be there.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.125589 del
>>125580
Like he wasn't the top dog at ineos for the classics and now he'll be second fiddle to pedersen and milan


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.125590 del
Vollering to EF


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.125591 del
I feel a bit bad for these three guys


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.125592 del
>>125590
cronyism, Bodine has done NOTHING at all (except look better than her sister)


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.125593 del
>>125590
what..? you're kidding


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.125594 del
>>125593
oh a sister, whatever


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125595 del
Warr Mads?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125596 del
>>125592
>except look better than her sister
and only because she's younger


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125597 del
ULTRACHUTE


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125598 del
Bruta Caduta


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125599 del
Brutta caduta.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125600 del
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CHUTE


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.125601 del
CHUTE


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.125602 del
ISIDOR


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.125603 del
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Isadore wins


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.125604 del
chewt


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.125605 del
Lapeira wins


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.125606 del
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So it's a sprint I have all sprinters and I still have no one


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.125607 del
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1, 2


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.125608 del
Thought Marijn will need a hill or something, adjusted out early.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.125609 del
That Dati guy will end up like Lazkano


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.125610 del
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>finale downright particulare
couldn't say it better myself


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.125611 del
One adjustment too many, things happen


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.125612 del
>>125607
WHAT


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.125613 del
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>>125612
There is literally no reason (zero, nada) why no one else but grande Bertacek picked DATI.
He has been paranormal all season


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.125614 del
Of course it is Dati (dopage) you fucking retards


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.125615 del
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EF rider started the carnage, DSQ him


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.125616 del
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Get a load of this asshole


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.125617 del
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what a weapon


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.125618 del
Cute very thick accent.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.125619 del
Romele. I am extremely angry. How the fucking fuck are Pads Medersen and Matthews not fucking there


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.125620 del
>it's not even pithie
Were any of these late additions even in the race


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.125621 del
The guy from Androni lol


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.125622 del
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>>125619
>>125620
Very happy for my instinct picks of Romele and Donati.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.125623 del
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Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.125624 del
Davide Dopenati. This some bullshit man


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.125625 del
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courtesy of rusbert (just a nice way of saying I stole it from him)


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.125626 del
>>125625
Is that a yellow, race incident but with consequences


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.125627 del
>>125625
Nice, won't have to look for Aranburu in the results now


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.125628 del
Løland 11th, the rest I have nobody


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.125629 del
>>125626
no asians here


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.125630 del
>>125628
Not even godoped?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.125631 del
>>125625
glad the guy who slammed into the pole was instantly moving


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.125632 del
>>125625
That's RACCAGNI NOVIERO who landed on the lamppost.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.125633 del
>>125625
That one guy got assassinated straight into a pole


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.125634 del
>>125630
Oh yeah Godongod but everyone has him


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.125635 del
Borgo 26th hurray


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.125636 del
I've got all 4 guys not named PEDERSEN or MATTHEWS in. Did thy go missing, are thier faces on milk cartons already.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.125637 del
don't forget your TVV teams


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.125638 del
we all know how the last team UKYO star ended up, I expect the same from this one


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.125639 del
>>125636
Maybe they were never in the race


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.125640 del
Matthews is always a bait because he can't bunch sprint anymore


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.125641 del
>>125632
Ganna went down too


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.125642 del
>>125637
Race history doesn't work, FUCK!
>>125639
PCSman wrote that Matthews is struggling to hold on to peloton.
Don't know if we want to believe that.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.125643 del
>>125640
he's not even in the bunch
pedersen was bait because he's race in 3 countries in 3 days and is probably not even there


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.125644 del
>>125642
>race history
You ain't in the third reich, buddy.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.125645 del
>>125636
Were they even in the race?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.125646 del
>>125637
not like it fucking matters because veloman won't compensate for riders not actually riding post start


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.125647 del
>>125646
I don't think remco will ride by the way


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.125648 del
>>125647
Already have a nice team without him hehehe


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.125649 del
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algorithm feeding me what I need


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.125650 del
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How am I supposed to make teams when even the startlists are fake. This game is rigged yo


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.125651 del
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>>125644


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.125652 del
>>125649
I wish I could paypig without second thoughts. Really need a time frame


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.125653 del
>>125649
>all black
>no seatstay drop
>rim breaks
pass


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.125654 del
>>125615
he's been relegated


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.125655 del
>"I have watched the available footage hundreds of times, and in the shots where the finish line is visible, I repeatedly see a sequence of events that I cannot reconcile with the result. This morning, the race commissaires and the federation's technical staff explained to me how the photo finish works and the criteria used to interpret it. So, I am not asking for another explanation."

>"I am asking for the photo finish image that corresponds exactly to the actual finish line. I want to be able to see, beyond any doubt, how our wheels cross the precise point where the finish is located according to the regulations," said Ciccone. "When a European title is decided by 2.8 thousandths of a second, I consider that a fair request."

>"Once again: I am not questioning Remco's class or his extraordinary race. I am asking for something very simple: to see the photo finish at the actual finish line. If that footage confirms the result, there is nothing more to be said. But as long as that isn't the case, the question remains unanswered for me," Ciccone concluded.

what's he talking about, does he not know how it works?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.125656 del
van den bert was relegated for his pole slammer


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.125657 del
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>>125656
>pole slammer


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.125658 del
>>125655
You should explain to him how the photo finish technology works. He would appreciate that.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.125659 del
>>125658
I just want to see the damn widescreen photo


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.125660 del
>>125549
joke?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.125661 del
>>125655
Based. Question everything


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.125662 del
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RIP.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.125663 del
>>125662
fuck

my first thought was, "71, pretty old," and then remembered my parents are 71 and bike all the time


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.125664 del
Sometimes the activity is synced to garmin connect in a matter of seconds, sometimes you need to reboot both devices, run around your house 3 times and pray to moloch for it to sync.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.125665 del
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<points are in


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.125666 del
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>dark by 18:30
it's over
last few days of afternoon rides ahead of us


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.125667 del
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>>125664
>garmin


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.125668 del
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>>125665
>Bertacek so far ahead of you I don't even think about you anymore


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.125669 del
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>>125668
I was so happy, but then
>>125545
>2 Noa Isidore


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.125670 del
Startlist is there, including Remcuck


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.125671 del
>>125670
he isn't riding, don't know where you're getting this

>A family celebration is on the agenda for Tuesday: the graduation ceremony of his wife Oumi Rayane’s eldest brother.

>On Wednesday, Evenepoel travels to Italy. A press event may well be on the schedule there, but naturally, his main objective is to recon the course for the Tour of Lombardy between Wednesday and Friday. “Because there’s another important race coming up on Saturday,” he said, beaming.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.125672 del
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>>125671
PCS has the startlist, he has #112


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.125673 del
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pick this superstar instead


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.125674 del
>>125672
if there isn't a check mark next to the team then it's worth nothing
and even then it's apparently not correct


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.125675 del
>>125671
alright good


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.125676 del
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Oh mighty Axelturd
Ayuso
how many stars does he have


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.125677 del
imagine if remco wrote that wall of cope text


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.125678 del
>>125677
It's insane, but is completely broken


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.125679 del
>>125678
Dude*


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.125680 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BY0HtiSe40M [Embed]


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.125681 del
I once read somewhere that there is a UCI rule for this exact case, when the winner can't be decided through photo the two contestants do a 1vs1 race like 1 km from the line. This is repeated until there is a clear winner.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.125682 del
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Adjust


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.125683 del
>>125681
this exists but the winner could be decided with the photo
only argument cicco can make is that the camera wasn't on the exact micrometer of the line but good luck with that


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.125684 del
>>125683
Wasn't this the wout/pidcuck thing. The camera is the line iirc


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.125685 del
>>125684
Yes the camera is the line and is placed at the black line, on the absolute edge to have the contrast of the black wheel with the white line.

But I do think that amstel camera was setup badly and they fucked up with putting a wrong red line on it looking like the most shady fuckers around


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.125686 del
full startlist is up


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