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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No. 126671
rogla campeon edition

>Current and upcoming road races
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>CX races
11.10 HG Cross Dendermonde - Mosselcross (C1)
17.10 HG Cross Meulebeke - Berencross (C2)
24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

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https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

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Previous thread:
>>125687


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126685 del
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seixas subedition


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.126688 del
first for FUCK W*UT


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.126698 del
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great edition


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.126699 del
youngest monument winner ever incoming


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126701 del
ZANA dopage


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126703 del
>PIDCVCK with MASNADA
yeah good call czech tv


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126705 del
dodged the del taco bullet but picked such bad other riders


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126706 del
dopo dead


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126707 del
>>126694
he'll podium still

Del Toro DEAD


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126708 del
Should have been bolder, had an inkling he will shart it up on the rampa, Cicco and Onley would be the shit.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126709 del
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remKWAB


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126710 del
Seixas :)


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126711 del
remco dead


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126712 del
I might actually win


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126713 del
How do you say parcheggio totale in italian?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126714 del
scaremco


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.126715 del
ALLEZ ALLEZ

VIVE LA FRANCE


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.126716 del
So I only have seixas, I will be BLEEDING points


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.126717 del
>>126708
FUCK why do you have Mas


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.126718 del
>>126712
just close the gap Brandon


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.126719 del
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>>126717
Why do (you) have Ramses and didn't tell me it's an idiot idea to adjust him out for chuted FORTUNATO?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.126720 del
so holding a cycling monument in 1944 in a German province doesn't count as monument, right?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.126721 del
>>126719
>>126717
I have Mas and Pidcock but man if only I had had the balls to drop Del Toro for Ciccone


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.126722 del
is that pello bilboa


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.126723 del
What the fuck I thought Rondel was sick


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.126724 del
>>126723
berts psyopping


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.126725 del
I can't get over how exposed everyone got here
they all suck so bad, go into offseason right now you fools!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.126726 del
>>126721
That was easy, Del Toro has a bum knee.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.126727 del
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>EVENEPOEL Remco (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) is dropped from peloton
bruh


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.126728 del
>>126721
>>126723
Guess we are going for a general status quo.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.126729 del
I have to say I got screwed by george using english time and I wanted to adjust dopo out


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.126730 del
where did piganzoli end up, I though he was there in the uphill


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.126731 del
>>126730
wasn't it tulet?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.126732 del
>>126726
I thought that was a psyop


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.126733 del
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yes, watts were being pushed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.126734 del
>>126731
I don't see any yellow menace, probably flew off the road


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.126735 del
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duration would be good to know, is that the entire climb from the point of his attack or just a few minutes or what are we looking at here


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.126736 del
>>126734
satisfying to see them fully outside the top 10


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.126737 del
>>126736
they are so useless in monuments, all those years and data wasted


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.126738 del
G3
Rondel
Remco
Brandon
Zana
Widar
Onley
Bilbao
Benny Hill
Ramses
Scaroni
Pidkek


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.126739 del
cicco really thinks every team should work for him


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.126740 del
Stop saying Schtörer, Karl


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.126741 del
>>126739
They should


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.126742 del
Remco rides on ERG mode, what the fuck is wrong with him


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.126743 del
HEALY


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.126744 del
>>126737
remember that they signed that data nerd from BIKE AIDS, SCHIFFER
as expected did fuck all


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.126745 del
>>126742
told you


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.126746 del
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tick tock pogi


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.126747 del
SEIXAS looks like POGACAR
looks like he's going slow uphill yet he's scoring MINUTES on everyone


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.126748 del
Mas getting succced by that moto


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.126749 del
Mas is absolutely NUTS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.126750 del
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MAS NICOLAU goes


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.126751 del
Gozaimassss


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.126752 del
Cicco dropped

How come Mas always has such shit form until like August


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.126753 del
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yes, but is Mas clean? he always did good in autumn classics. but this is after he won la vuelta.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.126754 del
MASsive balls
he is SO back


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.126755 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.126756 del
>>126755
the unclean messiah, vive la republique..


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.126757 del
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remco will still end up on the podium


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.126758 del
Thanks for all the work Pellizzari, sure he'll be happy with that Remco performance


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126759 del
so many riders randomly disappearing, and then there's zana who was waiting in the bushes somewhere


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126760 del
>>126757
He looks like absolute shit Bertacek


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126761 del
>5 Enric Mas
>7 Giulio Ciccone
good 4U I guess


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126762 del
>>126760
Don't underestimate G3/G4 syndrome


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126763 del
>>126760
But this is when he excels, fueled by rage and dragged back into contention by shitters fighting for UCI points


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.126764 del
Paulie S


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126765 del
there's no way we won't see a chute de peloton in that roundabout


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126766 del
Yeah Widar suddenly gone


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126767 del
>>126765
there is no peleton


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126768 del
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>>126765
on second thought


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126769 del
>>126757
>>126760
and hes back in the group, now for the sprint


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.126770 del
>>126766
waiting for his road captain


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.126771 del
>>126766
He's a decentlet I think


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.126772 del
>>126771
he's also afraid to ride in a peleton


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.126773 del
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we're witnessing history


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.126774 del
You now ynr DEL TORO was the outright favourite for some reason


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.126775 del
the new PINOT
GRAND


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.126776 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126777 del
Thanks a lot for that SHIT sprint Ramses


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126778 del
remco is such a weird rider


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126779 del
heh


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126780 del
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REMCO pickers redeemed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126781 del
ez win


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.126782 del
>>126771
He has no decency indeed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.126783 del
Fuck me WIDAR truly abducted by aliens.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.126784 del
>>126757
knowers knew


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126785 del
>>126784
4th isn't podium malawiman


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126786 del
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top10


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126787 del
>>126786
good ride from brandon, it's nice that the team gives him some respect


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126788 del
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>>126785
I did not specify what knowers knew


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126789 del
Ynr Isaac Del Toro


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.126790 del
Remco mogged them so much in the sprint. Like he did a 200m sprint and won with one bikelength


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.126791 del
is he also wearing some stupid watch already
grim


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.126792 del
>>126790
put him in Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.126793 del
He didn't even attack, just went up the front and start pacing like it's the 2000s again


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.126794 del
Berthet 15th, Piganzoli 16th. Fancellu 19


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.126795 del
atleast jorgenson and piga were ahead of del toro who would have been my replacement pick...


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.126796 del
>>126794
Widar 13th


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.126797 del
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Del Toro 28th


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.126798 del
>>126797
Who?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.126799 del
>>126798
The BIG Axelgaard favorite


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.126800 del
Would love to hear why Remco thinks that getting outclimbed by Zana and Ramses Debruyne means that he's now able to compete with Pogacar. What a delusional fraud


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.126801 del
I'm gonna be honest that Maisonobe lad is a stealth doper


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.126802 del
1. KS Wisla Ustronianka / Adam Malysz (100)
Thomas Pidcock 330 + Isaac Del Toro 36 + Paul Seixas 640 + Enric Mas 560 + Alessandro Fancellu 144 + Manuele Tarozzi 0
>Total: 1,710
2. Mathieu van der Fraud (100)
Remco Evenepoel 420 + Thomas Pidcock 330 + Paul Seixas 640 + Ramses Debruyne 240 + Clément Berthet 192 + Jakob Omrzel 0
>Total: 1,822
3. 6th Column / Kurwabert (98)
Davide Piganzoli 180 + Remco Evenepoel 420 + Paul Seixas 640 + Enric Mas 560 + Clément Berthet 192 + Lorenzo Fortunato 0
>Total: 1,992
4. OPTAKT ENJOYER / All based on Axelfraud (100)
Isaac Del Toro 36 + Paul Seixas 640 + Giulio Ciccone 480 + Davide Piganzoli 180 + Ramses Debruyne 240 + Lennart Jasch 0
>Total: 1,576


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.126803 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.126804 del
>>126803
so that settles this >>126735 question


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.126805 del
>>126803
pogacar will level up again fill his hot garlic breath in the neck


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.126806 del
2,140 point for winebert.
FUCK me and that Debruyne adjustment.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.126807 del
Maybe Remco can go for green jersey or something and do mass sprints, nothing else to get in the Tour anymore


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.126808 del
>>126806
Remember, I made this team in 45 seconds


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.126809 del
>>126806
I swapped out Ciccone and Mas for Remco and Fortunato yesterday...


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.126810 del
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>>126808
Which wines were in use.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.126811 del
>>126810
2024 Goodfellow Durant Vineyard Chardonnay
2025 Saint-Cosme Cotes du Rhone


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.126812 del
don't forget to make a team for tomorrow too


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.126813 del
>>126812
I thought for sure you were joking


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.126814 del
>>126813
just helping out because for some reason the monument is on saturday


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.126815 del
>>126802
nice math


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.126816 del
>>126812
Pick De Lie


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.126817 del
>>126811
Huh, can acutally order Cotes du Rhone.
Nobody beating me in 2027.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.126818 del
>>126811
Based bert trying very hard to save french social system


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.126819 del
>>126811
Chardonnay sounds like something americain.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.126820 del
>>126817
That's a super widely distributed wine. It's not bad, very very fruity for a syrah.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.126821 del
Vive le France! Vive le democracie!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.126822 del
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>68 ROGLIC +09:06
thanks for everything old man
enjoy your retirement


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.126823 del
AYUSO finishing just before HIRT at 10:33, he's BACK


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.126824 del
>>126819
Willamette Valley, Oregon

Oregon makes amazing Chardonnay and Pinot Noir, best in world outside Burgundy. It's not widely distributed and pricing remains very reasonable.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.126825 del
>>126822
He is going to NSN?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.126826 del
>>126823
10 million by the way


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.126827 del
Simmons +18:33, must have been seething hard after that flat tire hehehe


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.126828 del
>>126827
I mean at that point, just pack it up or ride in slowly. He flatted on a descent, no coming back from that


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.126829 del
>>126802
Damn I guess the podium is out of reach, oh well


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.126830 del
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freebird


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.126831 del
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the fourth reich


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.126832 del
>>126831
never noticed they have 2 zippers on their skinsuit


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.126833 del
>>126832
it's so they can stealthily piss in bidons


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.126834 del
>>126832
Did you think they were stripping nude to pee


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.126835 del
>>126833
>>126834
some UNOX riders have their zipper at the back, do they just pee themselves?


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>>126835
>some UNOX riders have their zipper at the back


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.126837 del
67 Omzrel +8:52
68 Roglic +9:08


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.126838 del
>>126837
Should have just gone for Fancellu god DAMN it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.126839 del
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uh oh


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.126840 del
Bauke retires with last place, I wonder if he did it on purpose. Some Unibet shitter was only 10 seconds ahead of him


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.126841 del
Tiberi the only one from the breakaway who didn't even bother to finish lol


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.126842 del
>>126840
goodbye mollememe, san sebastian will never be the same without you


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I already made the winning team, you can just copy it and be done with it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.126844 del
bilbao and izagirre really made the most of their last season huh
good results


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.126845 del
>>126843
thx


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.126846 del
>>126839
UH OH


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.126847 del
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very tiny sniffles for third day, let's see how a gargantual ride in 10 degrees tomorrow deals with it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.126848 del
>Evenepoel didn't have to think long for an explanation for his off day. "It’s been quite a long season. Since June, things have been a bit up and down for me, both in training and in races. I’ve had some really good days, but also some not-so-good ones. And that shows today. You need to be at 100% here, but I wasn't. I haven't really found top form since the Tour, and in races like today, the results don't lie," he concluded.

he should really consider staying at the same weight all year


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.126849 del
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I can't get a rhyme for Paris - Tours. it's fun to watch, but the results are so random.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.126850 del
>>126849
my strategy is always the same, riders who are good in tro bro and riders who have done good in the past


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.126851 del
>>126849
very tactical pissing hole there in his skinsuit


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.126852 del
Iron man is on, I heard the new canyon is VERY FAST


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.126853 del
>>126852
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0i1FayL3Jyc [Embed]
if you want to watch constant sponsor shilling


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.126854 del
>>126852
monument, iron man and gravel in the same day


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.126855 del
>>126848
does Sporza have a Remco weight tracker?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.126856 del
>>126843
Damn that's almost my team. But better


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.126857 del
>>126843
Good, very nice, but you have maladjoosted the trve winning team. >>126518


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.126858 del
Winebert won, scraping unterweg.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.126859 del
>>126858
>Can't connect to MySQL server on '127.0.0.1:3306' (1)
gj


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.126860 del
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>>126859
Saynoaraing their DNS as we speak.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.126861 del
>>126858
i was 30th overall for lombardia and STILL 3rd in the /cyc/ league


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.126862 del
>>126861
kwab


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.126863 del
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Kek.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.126864 del
>>126803
An uncomfortable reminder that Pogi did this for almost double the time last year on Passo Ganda


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.126865 del
>seixas doing roc d'azur tomorrow
Kek, I wonder if he's going to be on the 32 inch monstrosity


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.126866 del
>>126865
ngl I like the look of that bike in a freakish way


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.126867 del
>>126866
Yeah it's pretty cool


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.126868 del
>>126864
Uncomfortable reminder that Seixas turned 20 two weeks ago


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.126869 del
>>126868
Old and busted. Who is the next wunderkind?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.126870 del
>>126869
le pann


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.126871 del
>>126869
VASSAL


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.126872 del
>>126869
The spannish dopeur


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.126874 del
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GC. >>126873


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.126875 del
>>126869
there's some 12 year old in my club he's already going fast he'll be BIG


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.126876 del
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Just paypigged a new wheelset


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.126877 del
>>126876
based did you get something good?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.126878 del
>>126876
hopefully chinese


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.126879 del
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I sold a wheelset to a Hungarian guy living in Austria (part time) not long ago. They call it the most /bert/ deal


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.126880 del
>>126866
>>126867
say more


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.126881 del
Ironman is on ... it's been posted about before but zonder link
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0i1FayL3Jyc [Embed]
ain't nobody here watching anyways man, they are like 1/3 through the bike or something.
Pinarello and Giant make the best -and probably the only elegant- looking tt bikes that's all I have to say


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.126882 del
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>>126880


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.126883 del
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actually I'm going to drop the no-attentionpaying gimmick, that was the last time I'm purposefully doing that


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.126884 del
>>126881
Norge fraud already exploding


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.126885 del
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dios mio
el glutone noriega


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.126886 del
>>126881
rooting for my boy marten


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.126887 del
I'm rooting for brave frenchman LAIDLOW. Hope luiz fails though, can't stand the dude


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.126888 del
the cycling is such an absolute clownshow every time
muh 22 meters


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.126889 del
some of these "people" are sponsored by redbull and erdinger what a combo


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.126890 del
>>126889
Erdinger 0 I think even


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.126891 del
bertacek spotted on rouvy


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.126892 del
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>>126891
>riding the most boring bike course ever, virtually
topest kek


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.126893 del
live Marten puke


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.126894 del
there's a JEW in this race
>marten is throwing up
just my reaction!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.126895 del
>>126892
one of these has the dubai bike path, if you use that you're crazy


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.126896 del
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>>126894
berts throw up when we roll up


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.126897 del
>>126895
mywhoosh also has like 5 completely flat desert bike routes


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.126898 del
>>126896
imagine Big Yahu passing you on the bike path


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.126899 del
>>126887
why does he have the french nationality anyway


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.126900 del
>>126876
I saw a son of our former president once or twice on a bike with his security detail


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.126901 del
>>126899
Born and raised in the pyrenees. His dad is a triathlete coach and decided to live in South of france instead of england, surprisingly


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.126902 del
>>126901
incredible, in that interview you couldn't detect a trace of french


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.126903 del
there's a femme called T. Jewette you can't make that up


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.126904 del
>>126902
Probably speaks english at home


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.126905 del
there's a part of me that wants to try a triathlon but the swimming at my local pool costs so absurdly much I've never even bothered to train that


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.126906 del
>>126905
I want to run again and I think swimming is a good sport too. But the concept of doing one after the other is too retarded for me


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.126907 del
>>126877

>>126878
ofc. The new Elitewheels Edge 3.0. Aint paying over 1k for some western wheelslop


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.126908 del
>>126907
> Elitewheels
holy based, another follower


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.126909 del
>>126907
Are you (former) wienbert? What happened to the spez?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.126910 del
>>126909
nope im the poorfag from tyrol who had his bike stolen once. Still recovering from that

>>126908
first set, pretty hyped


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.126911 del
>>126910
Ah cool. Can you really ride all winter in Tyrol or does the weather becomes too shit at some point?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.126912 del
they're about to hit a climb


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.126913 del
KOna looks greener than I expected


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.126914 del
>>126913
>Hawaii looks green
Hmm


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.126915 del
>>126911
November depends, Inntal is usually fine as long there is no snow. December is fine most of the time. Jan-March not really ridable. But can always swap to the mtb for some funz but most of the time to busy skitouring anyways


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.126916 del
>>126915
>to busy skitouring
Based


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.126917 del
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>>126909
there are multiple Tyroleans posting on this obscure endchan forum


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.126918 del
Why are they not climbing Mouna Kea or the other one


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.126919 del
>>126918
Because they would have to descend it and 4200 meters of continuous descending doesn't seem like something that should be in a bike race


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.126920 del
>>126919
That's what the running is for
Imagine what descending 4k would do for you're calves


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.126921 del
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>>126919
took me a while to find it but I knew I had seen it somewhere before


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.126922 del
>>126910
Ah the old >usingpedalsbert.
Good good, really just missing Rusbert and Bertollo here.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.126923 del
>>126922
Bertollo is dead I fear


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.126924 del
>>126919
remco's handlers have already pitched this idea to the UCI for the worldchamps


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.126925 del
>>126923
Died while scouting profiles for us, rip in peace povero bastardo.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.126926 del
>>126925
he's free with his new willier


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.126927 del
went and watched DIGGER can recommend


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.126928 del
>>126926
if he rode it in Italy proper he might as well got cagied for real


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.126929 del
>>126927
>satirical black comedy
idk about that
I watched resident evil, first 3rd or so was good


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.126930 del
>>126929
definetely watch it once the torrent is out


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.126931 del
>>126923
RIP. One of the great gooners of 4/cyc/


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.126932 del
they are rooning now


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.126933 del
>>126887
I think you guy is ded


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.126934 del
I think Bertacek is still cruising, keeping HR low, keeping fueling high and letting his stomach work


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.126937 del
>>126882
oh yeah I saw this fucked-up handlebar


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.126938 del
>>126918
I was 3/4 of the way up Mauna Kea last May


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.126939 del
>>126932
>Gregory Barnaby
>is Italian
I'm confused


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.126942 del
MBH is thanks to Fancellu (dopage) almost in the top 30. 8 points behind Bardiani and 18 behind Euskaltel. That is VERY close


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.126943 del
>luis won
Fucking doper


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.126944 del
Gravel is on as well. Mads Würtz is humiliating these frauds


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.126945 del
>>126944
Ah no I didn't read clearly. some break of frauds and then all the favorite behind. No USA in sight though, turns out the community doesn't like gravel roads in australia as well


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.126946 del
One Cofidis rider came over to influence my goombling decisions.


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.126947 del
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>>126946


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.126948 del
>>126947
cute cucciolo


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.126949 del
Massive G2 slurp in grabble


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.126950 del
Dewulf is such a wheelsucking fraud, just go to the front and ride yourself empty


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.126951 del
>>126950
To be fair if I had to pay for my own ticket to australia I wouldn't really play teammate


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.126952 del
>>126951
The sheiks will give him a nice present


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.126953 del
>post burger
it's on tish I guess. gr*vel really is the discipline for old riders that couldn't get a new pro contract.


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.126954 del
Can't believe they're doing another WC in Belgium after seeing roads like this


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.126955 del
>>126954
The cancelled the one in Nice it would have been the most kino thing ever


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.126956 del
>>126955
>>126954
https://www.komoot.com/fr-fr/tour/1900204916
A huge pogiwinslol if I've ever seen one


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.126957 del
All of these guys are road frauds


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.126958 del
>>126957
The only real rider has been dropped


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.126959 del
Florian is way too heavy lmao


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.126960 del
Can mads worst sprint? I've only seen him come on 10 minutes ahead of the rest


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.126961 del
please visit austria you cunts


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.126962 del
that czech rider is doped to the gills


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.126963 del
pretty nice that they specify what group set they are using, the one Danish rider is on Shimano Claris.


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.126964 del
>>126963
Kek


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.126965 del
Where are the youtubers with mtb tires?


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.126966 del
>>126965
Avancini surely must be on mtb tires


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.126967 del
Wurtz smash


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.126968 del
stupid claris pulling vermeersch back to the group.


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.126969 del
Top kek


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.126970 del
CHUTE
denmark in shambles


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.126971 del
>teammate brings back your rival
>chute immediately
would be a big disasterclass for the danes to lose this


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.126972 del
the klaris guy is a retard lol


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.126973 del
zwift guy a retard
big win for shimano claris


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.126974 del
>>126972
but he wins anyway


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.126975 del
vermeersch mad


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.126976 del
>>126975
primal scream into congratulations


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.126977 del
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Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.126978 del
bertacek only 7th after real cycling nations


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.126979 del
meanwhile wiebes won the same course for a third time on chingchang island


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.126980 del
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I don't see them in the top 10


Bert 10/11/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.126981 del
>>126980
There are the MTB tyres lmao


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