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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No. 125687
Campeon del Mundo (forma Evropa) edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>124646


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.125688 del
DNS EVENEPOEL
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.125689 del
excuse me I was just about to post my own edition


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.125690 del
why's FINN so expensive


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.125691 del
Weighing Cosnefroy vs McNulty but I guess the champ is now such a protagonista that king has no issue DNF is a fraud.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.125692 del
>>125691
campeon del mundo is a mandatory pick


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.125693 del
>>125691
they'll do everything to have him win in the rainbows I think
and cosnefroy is lazy like a lot of frenchmen


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.125694 del
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>Pidcvck 3
>La Peira 10
>Scaroni 12
>Narvaez 17
>Tulett 17
>Gregoire 19
>McNulty 19
>Jorgenson 19
>Simmons 19
>Lawrance 23
>Healy 29
>Piganzoli 29
>Pellizzari 34
>Fisher 34
>Cosnerfraud 41
>Martinez 51
>Widar 67
>Finn 67
>Rondel 67
>De Bruyne 67

kinda disrespectful to the doping grandes


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.125695 del
no kwabyuso and ciccokwab lmao


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.125696 del
>>125695
good that makes it easier for me


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.125697 del
>>125696
but who will make us laugh now


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.125698 del
Ok, nearing adjoosting-induced vertigo.
This time all bux are spent.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.125699 del
got stuck in the old thread award


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.125700 del
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Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.125702 del
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Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.125703 del
I might have to serve a few "got stuck in the last thread" (you) crowns.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.125704 del
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I saw massive cows on my ride, real big cows


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.125705 del
heh, I fell for the stuck in the old thread.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.125706 del
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>>125704
barely saw any pedalists today
seems like 20 degrees is the cutoff when their numbers drop tenfold


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.125707 del
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>they don't have a post counter that tells them when a thread is full


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.125708 del
>>125704
bovines of unimaginable size


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.125709 del


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.125710 del
wow PCS put some of the best info pages behind the Pro paywall, disgusting, doesn't PCSman know so many goomblers depend on this


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.125711 del
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>>125710
such as?


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.125712 del
And BERG got relegated
Imagine being the only singular bert who picked him only for him to score BIG velopoints at being 3rd, then seeing him getting relegated


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.125713 del
>>125711
not gonna tell you, but it did give me some good secret picks in the past 2 years


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.125714 del
>>125713
Head to head and previous performance at the very least.
Incredible dick move, guess a /cyc/ dedicated db is in place even more, mine is velogames alone for now, but scraping and updating PCS itself was next on the menu.
Surely the next step is to make it botproof, like firstcycling.


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.125715 del
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adjust


Bert 10/05/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.125716 del
>>125714
I thought it was just a glitch cause the site is being worked on, FUCK him


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.125717 del
>>125716
Is it not? You can't even see the stage profile details anymore like the climbs


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.125718 del
Italian cycling youtube asking the real questions


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.125719 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.125720 del
>>125719
>Remco on mullet
>Ciccone with front egg


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.125721 del
Ciccone to declare himself the rightful winner of the Euros.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.125722 del
>>125721
Give it to him he deserves it


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.125723 del
>>125721
This was promised to him in the giro, Gee says so


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.125724 del
>>125721
kinda pathethic tbh if he wanted to contest the result he should’ve done it right away now it’s just media slop


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.125725 del
thread reply counter, when?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.125726 del
>>125699
16 hours for me. Has to be a record.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.125727 del
>>125715
>He touches the bowl with his fingers
Subhuman TRASH


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.125729 del
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Thought so >>125703
There you go:
>>125705
>>125725
>>125726


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.125730 del
>>125725
it's right there at the bottom of the page!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.125731 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.125732 del
>>125726
just switched over kek


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.125733 del
>>125730
fake news


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.125734 del
>>125733
not if you hack the mainframe!
https://github.com/JacobSvenningsen/endchan-script (its good)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.125735 del
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>>125734
>inline quoting of posts
thanks bert, that was missing!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.125736 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.125737 del
>>125725
>>125730
Or just open the board view. It shows the number of current posts at each thread.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.125738 del
>>125734
That's good stuff. Approved for the share.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.125739 del
>>125715
inshallah the kuffar is drinking alcohol


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.125740 del
>no more sauzen pauwels
Grim


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.125741 del
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dhl in the tete because by god you're going to get your package


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.125742 del
>>125737
I'm too lazy for that.
Just burned some tokens for a tampermonkey script.
>>125734
I should have paid attention before burning tokens...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.125743 del
2...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.125744 del
<


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.125745 del
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There berts still stuck in the thread before the previous one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.125746 del
>>125745
no one can hear their screams


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.125747 del
Hmm, how about a scream counter:
Thread lurkers in old threads, only displayed in the most recent thread.
heh


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.125748 del
>>125745
Some of us are still ghostposting in the last 4chan thread from over a year ago


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.125749 del
>>125747
yes but it needs a flag counter so we see who's lagging behind


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.125750 del
Heh bentoiletbros.. we got caught out.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.125751 del
>>125750
MOTHERFUCKER


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.125752 del
>>125750
What?? SON of a GOD damn BITCH


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.125753 del
>>125750
and VAN GILS


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.125754 del
>>125753
Nobody picked him though.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.125755 del
And of course no replacement because that is not fair to Berts who are not online or something? Complete gibberish but WHATEVER


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.125756 del
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19 Thomas Pidcock
17 Christian Scaroni
13 Paul Lapeira
12 Brandon McNulty
11 Davide Piganzoli
8 Ramses Debruyne
6 Quinn Simmons
5 Ben Healy
5 Lorenzo Fortunato
5 BEN TULETT
5 Simone Gualdi
4 Giulio Pellizzari
4 Jhonatan Narváez
4 Maxim Van Gils
3 Benoît Cosnefroy
3 Emiel Verstrynge
3 Jakob Omrzel
2 Juan Felipe Rodriguez
2 Jarno Widar
2 Romain Grégoire
2 Alex Baudin
2 Matteo Jorgenson
2 Mathys Rondel
1 Marcel Camprubí
1 Domenico Pozzovivo
1 Afonso Eulálio
1 Lorenzo Finn
1 Fabian Weiss
1 Andrew August
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Filippo Zana
1 Nicolas Prodhomme
1 Andrea Vendrame
1 REMCO EVENEPOEL
1 Axel Laurance
1 Roger Adrià
1 Jørgen Nordhagen
1 Finn Fisher-Black
1 Gianmarco Garofoli
1 Jordan Labrosse


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125757 del
>>125754
yes well about that


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125758 del
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>>125754
The first team I checked has him. Optaktbert. If this is the quality of your computer programs and I don't make the podium I WILL be filing for a recount


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.125759 del
>>125753
>>125754
Oh no, he is there, didn't see him in bold.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.125760 del
FARK should have just left shitcock and Ramses instead of getting these two yellow guys.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.125761 del
>>125755
will be mailing velogamesman this afternoon unironically, let me know if you want something added to the email (be reasonable)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.125762 del
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>>125761
I probably have no words that are considered reasonable


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.125763 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.125764 del
>>125761
veloman


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.125765 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.125766 del
>>125765
FUCKING


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.125767 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.125768 del
>>125767
swineherd


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.125769 del
"website"


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.125770 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.125772 del
>>125770
fucking


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.125773 del
Jewish


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.125774 del
>>125750
They are straight up putting guys on the startlist to get to the required riders minimum lol
Van Gils is probably not even there, just ralph denk in a blonde wig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.125775 del
Unlike Lapeirabros you even got a warning


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.125776 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.125777 del
Ben Tullet owners in the thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.125778 del
>>125777
>using pedals ben tulett
The Dumbest Team ben tulett
MVDF ben tulett
6th Column ben tulett
Richie Porte Memorial Team ben tulett


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.125779 del
>En arrêt maladie pour cause d'épicondylite au coude droit, blessure plus couramment appelée "tennis-elbow" puisque particulièrement fréquente chez les joueurs de tennis, un homme a été licencié après avoir été repéré par son employeur en train de faire du VTT à plusieurs reprises au Pays basque. La justice a donné raison à l'employeur malgré les arguments du salarié.
>Alors que l'arrêt de travail avait été prononcé en mai, l'employeur a eu vent, des mois plus tard, que l'homme sortait fréquemment en VTT, s'adonnant parfois à des sorties particulièrement difficiles, comme l'ascension du col de Serantes, dans la province de Biscaye. Ayant eu vent de ces sorties, son employeur a alors fait appel à un détective privé, qui a photographié le travailleur sur trois journées différentes au cours de l'été, notamment dans l'ascension du Puerto de Serantes
>Sur le fond de l'affaire, la Haute Cour de justice du Pays basque précise a réaffirmé le principe établi selon lequel le fait de se livrer à des activités pendant une période d’incapacité temporaire ne constitue pas en soi une faute disciplinaire. En revanche, elle souligne que cette pertinence disciplinaire apparaît si l'activité physique en question "est susceptible d’entraver, de retarder ou de compromettre le processus de rétablissement du travailleur."
>Et c'est précisément ce qui a fait pencher la balance en faveur de l'employeur, les rapports médico-légaux fournis devant la justice montrant que le salarié était précisément dans une phase douloureuse, et que l'activité physique allait entraîner un ralentissement du processus de guérison. Encore plus précisément, il a été démontré que la pratique du VTT sollicitait fortement les membres supérieurs, et pouvait donc, dans ce cas précis, aggraver les symptômes du souffrant.
Should have kept to road cycling


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.125780 del
>>125775
ben on the toilet


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.125781 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.125783 del
>>125775
mostly seething about VAN GILS


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.125784 del
>>125778
Heh nothing personnel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.125785 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.125786 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.125787 del
>>125753
>>125755
>>125783
Such horseshit. I checked Velogames 8 minutes after the deadline, and Van Gils was still available to select. And yet no substitution.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.125788 del
>>125787
It's unfair for those not online t. Velogod


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.125789 del
>>125787
reckon it's time to create our own goombling game, I'm sure some Berts have LLM credits or whatever to slopcode something (with proper pricing so there's no 5 years of froomedawg being 18 points)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.125790 del
>>125789
>LLM credits or whatever to slopcode something
Bert's would never do such a thing.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.125791 del
nothing personel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.125792 del
>>125790
No data on widar's pal donie heh, he used to be a good junior...


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.125793 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.125794 del
>>125791
stinky


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.125795 del
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we live:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pRbGXAicbso [Embed]


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.125796 del
>>125794
The man is motivated when his contract is on the line


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.125797 del
always fun seeing breakaway lads becoming friends


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.125798 del
>Team PicNic PostNL pourrait bien postuler en division Pro Team la saison prochaine. Selon plusieurs de nos sources, la formation néerlandaise envisagerait sérieusement d’évoluer en seconde division l’an prochain.
when you have no chance to stay in the world tour, might as well relegate voluntarily prematurely, so you can slash wages and operating costs by participating in less races.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.125799 del
what do you know, it's a contract year for coward heh.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.125800 del
okay that's enough building interior


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.125801 del
squinn goes


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.125802 del
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unfortunato son
also pacher and bravo down


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.125803 del
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and plapp


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.125804 del
>>125802
Nit bravo


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.125805 del
Let's try to follow dopo and seixas next weekend first


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.125806 del
>>125802
Ah yes, I still didn't completely use up the everything goes to shit-o-meter despite maxing out like 5 tims.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.125807 del
G2 G2ing


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.125808 del
Did they use up mcnully for navarez?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.125809 del
Never pull eh davide


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.125810 del
it's squinnover, dude just can't hide his powerlevel


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.125811 del
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world > USA


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.125812 del
All my guys at the front meaning they will all fail


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.125813 del
zana
benny hill
cosneking


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.125814 del
absolut widarlich


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125815 del
pidders
widar
jorgenshit


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125816 del
Widarbros


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.125817 del
Fun finish in Binche. Brennan got exposed on the cobbles


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.125818 del
Big gap


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.125819 del
>>125817
Ahhh wout lead me out please


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.125820 del
testa della corza not getting along


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.125821 del
Jorgenson has no friends


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.125822 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.125823 del
please no lame slurper like lapeira or narvaez


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.125824 del
>>125822
Based Euskaltel beating the Visma frauds on their own terrain


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.125825 del
nordhagen kinda doing well in these one day races lately


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.125826 del
I hope they pay this italian/english lad well on the livestream. Clean commentary and he knows what's up


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.125827 del
>>125817
Brennan SUCKS against real riders


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.125828 del
>>125826
he's very good at recognize riders quickly and correctly unlike at Eurosport.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.125829 del
>>125828
extremely good even


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.125830 del
Yarno Feeder


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.125831 del
pidcuck nervous, jorg should attack


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125832 del
KWAB of the year for pidcuck lmao


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125833 del


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125834 del
Widar shows up the one time I don't pick him, it pains the soul


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.125835 del
>>125834
same brother


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125836 del
nice, good first win


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125837 del
>>125834
I adjusted out both Picuck and Widar, I'm feeling a little stupid


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125838 del
he's kinda fast for such a midge


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.125839 del
>>125834
>>125835
Pick? DNF.
Not pick? Win.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125840 del
>>125839
Many such cases


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125841 del
>>125839
DNS you mean


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125842 del
squimmons great at the sprints for 4th


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.125843 del
was that fuck hirschi, fucking hell
atleast I have big jorg


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125844 del
What a goombling desaster.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125845 del
Ludovico CRESCIOLI


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.125846 del
adjust crescioli out for ramses


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.125847 del
Widar has a cute accent


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.125848 del
>>125844
All my picks scored but not much


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.125849 del
>>125848
All mine as well
THOSE WHO DIDN'T FUCKING DNS OR CHUTE


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.125850 del
If you told me widar and piduck were brothers I'd believe you


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.125851 del
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he's on a generational bad run right now


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.125852 del
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Ich bin so angewidart


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.125853 del
no velogames tomorrow.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.125854 del
>>125853
24 hours to decide who DNS's gran piemonte


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.125855 del
Bertman leaving no doubts who gold stars this year.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.125856 del
Kurwabert's Hermes test post


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.125857 del
>only 500 points to second
The race to the supersix is so tight.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.125858 del
the fuck


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.125859 del
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Bertacek picked the winner two days in a row, what do you say on that


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.125860 del
>>125859
Dopage of coursh.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.125861 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: autotrigger pipeline test, please ignore


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.125862 del
>>125861
I never understood what these agents do better than claude code or codex


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.125863 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: FULL PIPELINE WIRING TEST via startlistwatch.post_to_endchan


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.125864 del
hello stop hacking pls or i report u


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.125865 del
Pleasently dead and tired
I fear this might have been last true summer ride of this very year


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.125866 del
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>>125865
I've seen you make this post 3 times already


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.125867 del
>>125862
It can run all the time while doing your little scheduled tasks or cron jobs, local and you can route many models, chinesium or local.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.125868 del
>>125866
With just Bertacek Starter pack edition, some posts are bound to be repeated


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125869 del
What I am testing here is Hermes doing startlist check every two minutes for a goombling related race and posting here if there are any changes or DNS.

Bossman pls no action, this should be very docile.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125870 del
>>125864
What happened?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.125871 del
>>125865
glorious weather what a great day
>sunny
>warm enough
>no wind at all
weathers been on point recently


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.125872 del
>>125869
Honestly let's not have bots post here. I already have to go through slop every day at work


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.125873 del
>>125869
>>125872
Perhaps posting data in a separate thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.125874 del
>>125872
yeah I can't think of much else that would have me quit this place faster


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125875 del
>Bert's agents will start schizoposting in separate threads
what a time to be alive!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125876 del
>>125872
>>125873
>>125874
It is not going to be every change ever, I am turning it on manually for let's say an hour before closing the teams.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.125877 del
>>125870
>>125861
>>125863
kurwabert doing the needful!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.125878 del
>Kurwabot: Have you all seen the latest picks?
>Boringbot: Lmao, your user was copying Axeltard again!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.125879 del
>>125871
yeah plenty of pedalists out there, saw many group rides too
and I don't even have to have a dinner for I have consumed enough insects near the river to feed a village


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.125880 del
anyone got some more info on the motorbike pidders mentioned?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.125881 del
>>125851
We need him to join the /cyc/ league. Once and for all we would see if he could square up against the mighty Berts.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.125882 del
>>125876
can't you post it in your results thread?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.125883 del
lame TT startlist tomorrow
I guess romeo becomes euro champ? or last flight of the roglic?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.125884 del
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>3 Stüssi
>11 ACKowiack
>16 speeGoszczurny
>19 Borremans
>42 Helper
>85 Baldie


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.125885 del
>>125882
The idea is to late warn about a situation like with VAN GILS and TULETT today or with CICCONE a few days ago.
It is supposed to be in front of everybert's face, not stashed.
I will test run it across the few races that are left, it should barely post at all besides a very late startlist switch.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.125886 del
>>125880
But today, after the Tre Valli Varesine race during the podium ceremony, Pidcock revealed that his Pinarello-Q36.5 teammates Marcel Camprubì and Thomas Gloag had been hit by a police motorbike travelling in the opposite direction with six laps of the finishing circuit remaining. The incident was not shown on the live broadcast. Pidcock also said he wanted to stop the race himself as a form of protest.
“I wanted to stop racing myself; I was mad. I had guys riding in front of me, for me, and two of them were on the floor… Luckily, Marcel was ok; he could continue. Tom was also ok in the end, but he stopped the race; he has some stitches in his knee. Things like this shouldn’t happen.”


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.125887 del
>>125878
wait till it starts hallucinating
>Jan Ullrich has been added to the tdf startlist


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.125888 del
so them new clankers
will they also post rides or what


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.125889 del
first good ride in a couple months, best 1m power for the year


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.125890 del
>>125889
nice brother


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.125891 del
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>>125889
great!


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.125893 del
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Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.125894 del
>>125889
we're all gonna make it


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.125896 del
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>>125893
14 points. This is fucking CRAZY man


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.125897 del
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there's no velodrama tomorrow


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.125898 del
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>>125896
No fuckups from now on.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.125899 del
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>>125898
I don't have a silver star yet and I want one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125900 del
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>>125899
I can exchange one of your golds for one silver and bronze. I'd take the bronze for the hassle.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125901 del
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I want something too.


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.125902 del
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Remember when Bertacek has won superclasico velodrama by humbling legendary Autismbert in the very last race?


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.125903 del
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>>125896
I'm out of it this season, but I'm rooting for another Tismbert collapse during Italian classics week


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.125904 del
>>125903
each year I promise myself I won't miss a race and end up missing some stupid early one


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.125905 del
>>125904
I didn't miss anything, I just had an awful Warmup championship (reminder, the "warmup", which is a bunch of races in mickey mouse countries that you have no idea if the rider is actually planning on trying or just using as training, is worth more than two GTs combined)


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.125906 del
>>125902
next years warmup will be even longer with the vuelta a canaries, even more slopraces to goomble on

in other news - might paypig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.125907 del
>>125905
Have you tried paying more attention


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.125908 del
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>>125906
good, never a bad time to paypig


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.125909 del
>>125907
Paying attention doesn't matter for warmup. It's a total crapshoot


Bert 10/06/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.125910 del
>>125909
remember when Healy was 6 coins and had his breakout season


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.125911 del
>>125896
Wew, just one bad pick and your season is DONE, how about that. Now of course all the bad picks from elodramas past come back haunting – why didn't I pick the Vinester in Tour Down Under? What was I thinking with Vendrame in the giro instead of Eulalio? Why didn't I pick the Fish in Paris-Nice? Oh man I hope this season ends soon so that the constant pressure will subside (for a little while)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.125912 del
Math has been completely solved I can use 100% of my time on velogame next year


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.125913 del
>>125912
velogames will be solved as well next year.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.125914 del
>>125912
Time to be a goat farmer


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.125915 del
>>125914
Brb, looking for property prices in ariege


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.125916 del


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.125917 del
>>125915
My opponent in my upcoming Phd defense is from Bolzano university in Südtirol, I will ask him if they have some leisurely teaching vacancies so I could just ride all day and occasionally hold a halfhearted course in statistics


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.125918 del
>>125917
>Bolzano
Jaufenpass and Stilfser Joch all day every day, sounds like the dream


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.125919 del
>>125917
I think I applied to Trento university at some point but I was out of scope


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.125920 del
>>125918
Yeah it's literally a paradise on earth
>>125919
Nice, Trento would also be a good place to stay. Small enough, good roads and hills nearby


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.125921 del
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>rider announcement


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.125922 del
meh, new gr*vel contraptions dropped


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.125923 del
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meh, dropping some Belgians


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.125924 del
>>125922
That look looks ugly


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.125925 del
Dopage, where is the finish photo


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.125926 del
>>125922
perfect time to buy the G4-X


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.125927 del
>>125925
I WANT TO SEE THE RUNNER SHOOTOUT


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.125928 del
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>>125912
good
zone2 is next


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.125929 del
>>125928
Every 3 years we flip flop on this shut and freds keep falling for it


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.125930 del
>>125929
we need a new model
I propose 4 zones


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.125931 del
>>125930
I just do easy, threshold, VO2max and death zone myself


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.125932 del
Vinke statpadding


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.125933 del
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>>125931
and what about staying in ketosis


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.125934 del
>>125933
my upcoming coaching company will have experts on ketosis training (highest $$$ tier)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.125935 del
>>125933
We all know what happened to the british retard, I will never go into ketosis in my life


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.125936 del
the ketosis coach will be a failed recovering alcoholic
he will advise bringing butter sticks as mid ride snacks
he will still be the most expensive coach regardless


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.125937 del
>>125928
It is known that you should do progressive training, the zones should be distributed like a pyramid, with Z1/2 at the bottom getting the most time, but also add some stress in the Z3/4 here and there and add a short full on Z5 effort at the top.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.125938 del


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.125939 del
>>125922
ENOUGH with the gravel race bikes; I think they're cool but where on earth has that many dirt roads that are nearby and open to the public


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.125940 del
Some castrated guy is the first to start in the TT, this is gonna SUCK


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.125941 del
>>125940
Kastrati from Serbia what the FUCK did they mean by this


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.125942 del
>>125938
What an absolutely stacked team. Anything but a win should be considered a failure (which is what will likely happen).


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.125943 del
>>125942
UAE is till by far the best team


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.125944 del
>>125938
what is see is 4 runners doing their own thing


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.125945 del
and the rest will be useless..


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.125946 del
>>125942
What does it matter if your main guy can't follow the rest in the end.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.125947 del
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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.125948 del
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demi kwabbing koch


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.125949 del
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demi super rapide


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.125950 del
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big time for big marlen


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.125951 del
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demi slower than marlen on the rampa


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.125952 del
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but are those bike paths safe?


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.125953 del
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Montenegro confirmed guest country


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.125954 del
Ramirez to Movistar, I guess eventually UAE was gonna have to let some of the young bucks go.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.125955 del
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labous finishes as 3rd.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.125956 del
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marlen wins


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.125957 del
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stay tuned for the men


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.125958 del
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top 10 chrono des nations


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.125959 del
>>125953
That chick doesn't even have a PCS page, if you click on her name it goes go a blank one


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.125960 del
>>125959
>We are currently updating the website. Some sections are temporarily unavailable, and some links may not work. Thank you for your patience.
please understand


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.125961 del
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Crowd favourite KASTRATI already stroking his first pedal strokes


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.125962 del
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where my castrati singers @?


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.125963 del
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ebin :DDD


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.125964 del
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looks like Slovakia found a rider this time


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.125965 del
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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.125966 del
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Primoz looking sober for once. isn't confused where he is, as he's simply home.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.125967 del
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interesting, a china sled, I have hard of pardus before.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.125968 del
>>125942
giuilio is a distancelet and lipowitz is as bad as vingo at one day racing
their best move would probably have roglic attack early since he won't work anyway, or hindley


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.125969 del
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why do an ITT when you don't even have an ITT bike?


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.125970 del
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volta legend obliterating finnberts time


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.125971 del
What's the deal with turkroaches. Decent in sportsball, decent in strength and combat sports.
India tier in everything else.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.125972 del
>>125971
they did naturalize lots of Brazilians and Africans and gave them new Turkish names to compete in Athletics.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.125973 del
>>125971
they're all in germany


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.125974 del
don't lose it in the corners bruno


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.125975 del
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the parcours is way too technical for Armirail


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.125976 del
Based Antunes


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.125977 del
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cooling down your arms after a 10 hour goon sesh


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.125978 del
I have seen enough. Tiago Antounsh campéon


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.125979 del
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at all team owners in this thread, this man still doesn't have a contract for next season.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.125980 del
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armirail in the bertaczek gears, it's already over.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.125981 del
antunsh a minute slower than alvarez


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.125982 del
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KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.125983 del
KUNG KUNG KUNG


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.125984 del
what do you think of the Belgian team?
>Sander de Pestel
>Ilan van Wilder
they truly sent the best I think


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.125985 del
well that's neat; as long as PCSman is solely adding features for Pro and not paywalling previously free ones that's fine


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.125986 del
>>125984
why are we slagging of ilan now, he was 3rd in the WC last year


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.125987 del
>>125985
if this is as accurate as the graph on top of the livestats it is absolutely useless though
it takes some weird average TT speed or some shit


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.125988 del
>>125986
>slower than degoomble
yes, well


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.125989 del
>>125984
ilan will do good


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.125990 del
Rogla might win this


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.125991 del
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de goombler pas normal


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.125992 del
>>125988
your swiss kwabs are far worse


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.125993 del
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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.125994 del
unfair pacing for roglic DSQ


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.125995 del


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.125996 del
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>>125992
I can't refute this


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.125997 del
Rogla slightly fading.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.125998 del
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rogla lost 3 seconds. could be a close affair.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.125999 del
that's a huge front wheel for roglic


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.126000 del
SPRINT ROGLIC


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.126001 del
nice, old men rule the world


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.126002 del
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biggest victory in roglic career


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.126003 del
ilan > kung
swiss posters in the mud


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.126004 del
+500k on his enxt year contract


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.126005 del
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top 10 chrono des nation en Slovenie


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.126006 del
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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.126007 del
Berts, look out next season.... Decomble could be a one week GC beast (that's also a very nice price for us velogoomblers)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.126008 del
>>126007
warm up enjoyers already knew this


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.126009 del
>>126008
Yes. I just didn't know his TT was THAT good.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.126010 del
Roglisimo. Never in doubt.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.126011 del
>>125967
Total will ride these next season (at CT level probably)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.126012 del
>>126011
will they merge with their Vendée team?


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.126013 del
sheffield to uno-x, now I can start hating burger riders as well.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.126014 del
>>126007
he will be 16 in superclassico


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.126015 del
>>126012
would assume so yes, they've been shelling out all their old bikes for "bargain" prices just to get some money going as they cannot find a sponsor


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.126016 del
>>126015
shame, I honestly think they produce better riders than cofidis for example


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.126017 del
>>126016
there is sadly 0 reason for more than 1 France-based team to exist on WT level, riders can just get more money elsewhere due to taxes and French teams seem to be gigafraudulent at getting new partners (aside from FDJ at the womens, who are very successful)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.126018 del
in other cyclingrelated news (blogging): nearly saw a rider from Azerion Valkenburg (CT team) crash to his death after running a redlight at a crossing


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.126019 del
>>126013
magnus BRATLI sheffield


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.126020 del
>>126018
many such cases


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.126021 del
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the male riders slower than Marlen list


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.126022 del
>>126018
classic


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.126023 del
>>126021
>Kastrati
>male
um


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.126024 del
algorithm pushing sweaty zwift cyclistas upon me
tis the season


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.126025 del
>>126010
When Kung and Callum beat him earlier this year, they had been riding the mountain stages (resting) in the grupetto while Roglic competed with the GC group. With all of them rested... advantage old man Roglic


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.126026 del
>>126018
why must the Cyclist always run the light ...


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.126027 del
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heh, look who gets sent on a penal expedition to China.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.126028 del
>>126027
kek really does look like punishment, all these money sucking frauds deserve it (except for GHEBREIGZABHIER of course)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.126029 del
>>126027
Ghebreigzabhier doesn't deserve this, he is a loyal worker


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.126030 del
>>126029
this norsgaard fellow on the other hand does, I have a feeling he's only in the team because of nepotism. Unless he's a leadout guy of course. Well maybe he's a early race flatland puller and that's why you never see him..


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.126031 del
>>126030
he's only there because of pedersen and his sister


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.126032 del
>>126030
the dude is 202cm he is there as a windshield


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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.126034 del
>>126033
huh
suspicious!
>alright I'll sign with you but only if your moid team signs my brother


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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.126037 del
>>126033
>>126034
considering the sister is married to BJERG don't be surprised if they move to UAE post 2027


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.126038 del
I have to say, the La Vuelta 2026 sucked after stage 9: literally nothing but breakaway wins and sprints


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Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.126040 del
>>126038
Sean the vuelta has been over for a while now


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.126041 del
>>126040
yes, well, Old Man Roglič had me thinking about it again


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.126042 del
>>126030
Norsgaard is there because Mads wanted him as a classics domestique. Same for SKA except he is actually a good hjælper when he's not plagued by saddled sores.


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has this been talked about? I don't know


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.126044 del
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and has THIS been talked about? Some borderline satanic ritual featuring SEIXASS and a bmx bike. Just what the FUCK


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.126045 del
Changes in the startlist.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.126046 del
>>126045
for once, I did not have to adjust (I am expecting 2 DNS tomorrow)


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.126047 del
>>126046
I did one (GODON OUT), this is now prime skinny guy race.


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.126048 del
>>126043
yes a little


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.126049 del
>>126047
godon wins this easily


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.126050 del
>>126044
>teams changes country to save taxes on him
>immediately puts his career in the hands of some bmx nerd


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.126051 del
Egan Bernal is supposedly going to retire


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.126052 del
>>126051
that Benson "journalist" says otherwise and a contract until end of 2029 is in place on details


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.126053 del
Man, I'm really happy for Rogla

Wherever he's riding next year, I hope they make him farm a bunch of TTs so that he reaches 100 wins


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.126054 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SPHD9VMj43U [Embed]

bertacekesque


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.126055 del
>>126054
doesn't even looked that rusted at the end, I'd probably have drowned it in penetrating oil for a week or two before all that shit he does


Bert 10/07/2026 (Wed) 23:33 [Preview] No.126056 del
>>126051
Speaking of him, Lombardia is going to be his first race since TdF


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.126057 del
>>126056
well-rested, nice

adjusted


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 02:58 [Preview] No.126058 del
>>126051
Dude is with some golddigger, he's going to tide until he's 38


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.126059 del
>>126018
are you sure that the guy wasn't Dylan van Baarle?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.126060 del
Can brave and clean frenchman sam LAIDLOW resist the Norge doped menace?
Yes I use chatgpt to access odds because france blocks those sites and I'm too lazy to use a VPN for shitposting


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.126061 del


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.126062 del
Rumors has it bertaczeck is waiting for the results to decide on his last CANYON™ purchase


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.126063 del
>>126062
Didn't he already paypig and is now waiting 6 months in the cuckchair for his bohemian size to be in stock


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.126064 del
>>126060
I think Laidlow wins pretty easily against KB but you never know with tr* how it goes


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.126065 del
>>126063
What? I've had me new bike since July I think


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.126066 del
>>126065
What did you buy and how many gears


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.126067 del
Spinning up my bot, let's see if it posts anything, is annoying and shiet.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.126068 del
>>126066
I bought a canyon (of course) with standard ultegra groupset, not even compact


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.126069 del
Dos mio


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.126070 del
>>126069
Damn I really need to post every hour for pics


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.126071 del
>>126070
Great bash-your-teeth-in stem vs bar posish.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.126072 del
>>126070
Is there mezcal in those tires


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.126073 del
>>126072
imagine getting a puncture and getting drunk off the spray


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.126074 del
Ok, teams closed, doesn't look like any sudden changes were made.
My bot also didn't barf up, so that is nice.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.126075 del
5/6 with bertman, STRONG <> DEL TORO?
Strong looked mightily unconvincing lately although this shit looks made for him in form.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.126076 del
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20 Isaac Del Toro
14 Dorian Godon
12 Michael Matthews
9 Alessandro Romele
8 Jhonatan Narváez
8 Romain Grégoire
7 Simone Gualdi
6 Pau Miquel
6 Guillermo Thomas Silva
5 Marc Hirschi
5 Benoît Cosnefroy
4 Axel Laurance
3 Corbin Strong
3 Brandon McNulty
3 Finn Fisher-Black
2 Andrea Vendrame
2 LORENZO FINN
2 Neilson Powless
2 Mauro Schmid
2 Fabio Christen
2 Orluis Aular
2 Simone Velasco
1 Carlos Canal
1 Davide Ballerini
1 Laurence Pithie
1 Alberto Bettiol
1 Anthon Charmig
1 MADS PEDERSEN
1 Edoardo Zambanini
1 TIM MARSMAN
1 Lorenzo Milesi
1 Natnael Tesfatsion
1 Manuele Tarozzi
1 Giulio Pellizzari
1 George Bennett


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.126077 del
>>126076
based Mads picker


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.126078 del
>>126068
@kurwabot is that true


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.126079 del
>>126078
Kurwabert's Hermes says: none of my sources confirm paypiggery from a distinct slenderman saying 'r' funny.
This doesn't confirm or deny the fact, he might have used cash or paid in bodily services.
Want me to investigate further?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.126080 del
>>126079
actually yes I want you to investigate further


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.126081 del
newspaper did an interview with Blummenfelt before the ironman:
>Kristian Blummenfelt ist hungrig. Der Triathlet wartet an der Westküsten-Promenade von Hawaii auf Burger und eine grosse Portion Pommes frites
he never won the ironman in Kona before, I don't know if an American meal containing this much fat is the perfect preparation for an ironman, maybe for a ride for bertaczek.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.126082 del
>>126079
Continue


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.126083 del
>>126081
I had a burger once mid-ride and it was a peculiar experience the 40 km home


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.126084 del
>>126079
Find all receipts of Canyon stores in a 50km radius of Prague


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.126085 del
>>126084
>canyon
>store
bert...you buy them on the internet


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.126086 del
>>126085
There's a canyon building not that far from me, what do they do there just maintenance? Surely you can buy a trustworthy canyon bike there


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.126087 del
>Morning news, some polish swarn of agents hacked canyonwebsite. Apparently to find receipt belonging to "the bohemian giant"


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.126088 del
>>126084
>>126085
There is actually a Canyon EXPERIENCE STORE somewhere in Prague, they even do test rides and "authorised bike maintenance " for like 100€ (several visits a year are recommended apparently)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.126089 del
please understand, bertaczek is test riding a secret prototype from Canyon and isn't allowed to publish any more information due to the non disclosure act he signed. expect grug riding it in Spain soon.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.126090 del
>>126089
he can be found do not worry


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.126091 del
>>126076
>>126076
Boy I really zigged when you all zagged

This could be a disaster or a triumph


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.126092 del
>>126091
Had a team with 3 UAErs, Hirschi, Silva and Gualdi loaded up but just couldn't gain confidence with it.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.126093 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: Gran Piemonte: DID NOT FINISH (abandoned) - STORK Florian (Tudor Pro Cycling Team)
Gran Piemonte: DID NOT FINISH (abandoned) - DE BOCK Aless (Alpecin - Premier Tech)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.126094 del
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Yeah rape is definitely back on the menu tonight
Malawibert is sending a shitstorm over


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.126095 del
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>>126094
And that's a wrap for Babí léto, sunday BIG ride ought to be zonder summer jersey


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.126096 del
>>126094
it rained so fucking hard earlier you better close the windows


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.126097 del
>>126093
Hm, I thought I turned it off.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.126098 del
Robots taking over already


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.126099 del
>>126097
you lost control over it


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.126100 del
POWLESS to repeat


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>>126097
It better not hack adminbert's secret stock of paprikash or we are done for


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.126102 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: Gran Piemonte: DID NOT START - GEOGHEGAN HART Tao (Lidl - Trek)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.126103 del
um, thanks for the gamershart update I guess...


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.126104 del
>>126103
One more test, done updating it now. Should be stfu.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.126105 del
MCNULTZ about to be unleashed


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.126106 del
Need to explicitly kill the gateway or be patient with hermes cleaning up the background processes.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.126107 del
CARUSO swamp song


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.126108 del
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Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.126109 del
FFB bros, we will defeat the bull


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.126110 del
CANALzone alive and kicking


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.126111 del
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what do you mean this ain't my pick Finn?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.126112 del
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a wine museum, a must visit the next time winebert comes to Europe


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.126113 del
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c'est fini


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.126114 del
>>126113
no! no!!


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.126115 del
>>126113
what a dummy


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.126116 del
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phIl mentioned


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.126117 del
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we back


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.126118 del
fisherman actually came back
absolute madman


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.126119 del
my audio is about 15 seconds ahead of the video


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.126120 del
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split in peloton


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.126122 del
surely Del Toro races for himself here vs letting the group come back and hoping Narvaez gets it


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.126123 del
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Rai producing absolute kino shots? pas normal


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.126124 del
With DEL TORO being washed, surely EVENEPOEL cannot fuck this up (again)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.126125 del
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c'est vraiment fini


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.126126 del
They really must be both furiously weak when a 50 men pedalton full of jobbers catches them


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.126127 del
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I have seen enough
Carlos CANAL BIANCO campeon


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.126128 del
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hmm, fred wright


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.126129 del
Oh right, they still have AULAR


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.126130 del
massive group


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.126131 del
CAIDA


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.126132 del
CHUTE


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.126133 del
CAIDA AGAIN


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.126134 del
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godON
get fucked charmpig from uno-x


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.126135 del
What a mess.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.126136 del
fucking FUCK
my boy SILVA was delayed


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.126137 del
Nice dangerous ASS turns at the finish....


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.126138 del
And some berts didn't believe in godoped


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.126139 del
lol Hatch didn't even see the first chute


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.126140 del
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>BRA: known for hiding female boobs for decency reasons


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.126141 del
And slampig humbled again, at least something good came out of it


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.126142 del
>>126136
>delayed
Dude was winning 100% but went into the barrier


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.126143 del
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Eulalio top 10


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.126144 del
>>126143
Wrong Pau for me.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.126145 del
I hate these like you wouldn't believe


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.126146 del
>>126136
My boys Miquel and Gregoire too


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.126147 del
>>126138
well he was dropped at one point


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.126148 del


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mosca taps longo borghini


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.126150 del
Silva pickers not rewarded


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.126151 del
Kurwabert's Hermes agent says: Gran Piemonte: CHUTE - SILVA Guillermo Thomas (XDS Astana Team)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.126152 del
I have literally nobody except Gualdi, what a disaster


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.126153 del
FUCK OFF


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.126154 del
hope we get some FFB break points, but I'm not certain


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.126155 del
kek


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.126156 del
Thank you Suissebert.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.126157 del
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12 points on Autismbert.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.126158 del
>>126148
the FUCK? the mysterious runner was none other than Carlos CANAL


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ganna see some more retirement parades the next couple of races


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.126161 del
>>126145
could be worse, they come in the 5 minute variant too


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.126162 del
>>126161
Soon it'll be time for the cyclocross with 2x20 threshold, comfier time


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mon dieu, Napoleon claiming all of historical Savoy for France again.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.126165 del
>>126164
France is the most represented nation in the UCI top 50 riders. Safe to say that decency is GONE, EXTINCT, FORGOTTEN.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.126166 del
>>126165
the unclean messiah seixas leading in the new age


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.126167 del
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There is a truck stuck under bridge on one of the most important prague's road.
It's been stuck there for 12 hours, even a rescue tank can't get it in.

Rumour is there's a special machinery being flown in from Netherlands that specializes on getting stuck Berts out of tunnels, that might help.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.126168 del
ISAAC DEL TORO part of team KNEEpain


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.126169 del
>>126168
>lombardia psyopp
I won't listen to you sir


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.126170 del
>>126168
>>126169
For what it's worth, he said it before the race and looked fine today


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.126171 del
>chudgpt, why have i switched matthews out for del toro?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.126172 del
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Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.126173 del
>>126171
polegpt why is corbing strong not in the results?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.126174 del
Never heard of nerurkar btw


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.126175 del
>>126174
the only indian cyclist


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.126176 del
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paypiggery almost complete


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.126177 del
>>126176
cool bike


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.126178 del
>>126176
Nice looking bike but that frame looks too small for a molder bully


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.126179 del
>>126059
jesus they found the guy in a river or something


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.126180 del
>>126059
turns out it was Vincent HOPPEZAK
>>126177
>>126178
thanks, I'm in between 2 sizes, 182cm, so some adjustments to saddle height + stem need to be made, I prefer riding smaller frames simply because when I get old I'd like to have a comfy ride still


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.126181 del
Lombardia podium for Carapaz RICHARD


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.126182 del
>>126181
I doubt he'll start


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.126183 del
>>126180
Yeah I also prefer smaller frames, feel more lively and I don't like long reach


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.126184 del
>>126181
>>126182
From what he said when he didn't go to the Worlds, it seemed like his season was over


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.126185 del
>>126168
yes, if you paid attention to the live race coverage of RAI, you would have heard the commentators discussing it and seeing the attack in the race as a test for his knee and Lombardia.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.126187 del
>>126145
good job bert
as for me, i am ordering meself a two days rest period for i am dead and gone


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.126188 del
Points in, Ullebert with the hot hand lately, together with Brtek.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.126189 del
polebertgpt malfunctioning again


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.126190 del
>>126187
Time to get back into r*pe shape bert!


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.126191 del
>>126190
that is a rape ride I think


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.126192 del
>>126191
Yes but our dear Bertaczeck loses fitness everytime he rides outside.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.126193 del
>>126189
Please appreciate my attempts at curbing extremely hilarious jokes (gaysekshehe) before they happen.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.126194 del
>>126192
I'm not sure, I have never been able to score similar watts inside as I was outside (aka outside watter are better)


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.126195 del
>>126194
This is normal though, rampas mean better watts


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.126196 del
>>126195
I don't have outside uphill segments longer than 10 minutes and that's when the "lead" switches


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.126197 del
>>126196
How do you get that?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.126198 del
Lombardia is solved


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>>126197
By being old and weak
In the power section of intervals.icu


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Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.126201 del
>>126199
AH yes, I can also do old and weak


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>>126201
You are also 20 kilos lighter so those are GREAT numbers


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.126203 del
>>126198
cheaper assist guys than Lipo, be serious in your psyops


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.126204 del
>>126202
more like 17 tbqh


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Giro di Lombardia OFFICIAL /bet/

>Del Toro 2.62
>Evenepoel 4
>Seixas 5
>Pidcvck 9
>Ciccone 15
>Healy 29
>Jorgenson 34
>Only 34
>Widar 41
>M Nicolau 41
>Scaroni 51
>Piganzoli 51
>Simmons 51
>Carapaz Montenegro 67
>Martinez 67
>McNulty 67
>Roglic 67
...
>Pellizzari 101
>Yatesi 126
>Rondel 126
>Eetvelt 151
>Ayuso Pesqeura 151
>De Bruyne 151
>Toilet 201
>Landa 201
>Omrzel 301
>Fancellu 301
>Lipowitz 301
>Hirt 1001


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.126209 del
what do we think about omrzel in the distancelet department?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.126210 del
>>126209
Willing to bet a cheeky sixer and Lord almighty lead him.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.126211 del
>>126210
it's him or crescioli


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.126212 del
>>126209
You tell me


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.126213 del
>>126212
I think I wish I had 2 more points for berthet


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.126214 del
>>126211
If you consider him you might as well consider GUALDI and FANCELLU.
Who else do you have, two 8ers?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.126215 del
>>126212
16th in DSSK is pretty good, similar parcours to Lombardia


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.126216 del
>>126214
No, you have WIDAR, you unapologetic Belg.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.126217 del
>>126216
I don't believe in non proven long distance riders
I have healy


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.126218 del
>>126213
If you take the BIG FOUR you don't have points for 6 anyway


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.126219 del
I don't believe in seixas


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.126220 del
I don't believe in del taco


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Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.126222 del
>>126220
nobody is considering him


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.126223 del
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I don't even believe in remco but I have to take him because he is my seething little boy


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.126224 del
Honestly, if del taco's knee holds up I don't believe in remco


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.126225 del
>>126223
What happened to his punch? Feels like the dude can't go into the red anymore


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.126226 del
>>126225
he's still got it if needed, he just needs to not get depressed
luckily lombardia doesn't pop off till the absolute end and I feel like he'll be motivated by then


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:32 [Preview] No.126227 del
>>126198
Lotto still wants Rogla. Dear Belgians, please buy more lottery tickets and go shop at intermarché, so they can afford him.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.126228 del
>>126226
How does that even works? Honestly the dude has the unique opportunity to win lombardia, he really shouldn't mess it up


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.126229 del
>>126228
My exbert analysis is if you test him halfway through the race and he can't follow you for some reason it gets in his head and he kinda stops trying, but then at the end he still passes all the distancelets and ends up in a respectable position despite being out the race.
Liege this year is also a good example, completely out the race on la redoute but still 3rd.
He's better when he can smell the finish line


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.126230 del
>>126229
No but the engine looks fine, it's just he can't go as deep on the 4 minute all out as the youngesters for some reason. It's been like that for a few years it feels


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Volta legend LINAREZ scores bigly in Venezuela


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.126232 del
>Mattéo Vercher to burgos
find this guy to be a good rider, surprised nobody else picked him up
you telling me cofidis rather sign washed madouas than him


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>>126056
>BERNAL GOMEZ Egan -LOM
it's over, isn't it


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.126234 del
>>126232
Team is dying bert, all these punchers have to spread


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>>126233
he released a communicado

>In an Instagram statement, Bernal addressed the rumors. "I wanted to share some thoughts with you about where I stand right now, both personally and professionally. First of all, I have a contract with the team running through 2029, and for now, my intention is to start the upcoming season," the 29-year-old rider began.

>Bernal did not race again this season after the Tour de France. "I felt I needed some time for myself—to rest, relax, and regain the sense of calm that gets lost in the fast pace of the sport," said Bernal, who held discussions about his future with his team and those around him. "I want to give myself the time and space I need to approach what lies ahead with the same conviction and dedication."


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.126236 del
>>126234
If I was DSM for example I wouldn't hesitate to pick up Vercher, Delettre, Dujardin and Delbove for cents


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.126237 del
>>126236
ah dujardin has the artery problem, nevermind that


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.126238 del
>>126235
>refunds?
<nope


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Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.126241 del
>>126176
good choice! the tire clearance is better than the previous one I think. can you get 45 on it?


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.126242 del
>>126241
yup, it has 45mm clearance, will be running 33mm cyclocross tyres for most of winter for CX racing + a road wheelset with big slicks to do some mile munching
also looking for one of those toptube bags to have my schnitzel met friet be served in


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.126243 del
>>126232
Not even Tudor or Pinarello who otherwise signs everyone. It's weird because he definitely one of the better Total riders.


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.126244 del
ŞAMPIYONBISIKLET is in Algeria


Bert 10/08/2026 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.126245 del
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what makes someone do this


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.126246 del
>>126242
>45mm
Noooo you need 2.25 AT LEAST, my favorite youtuber did a test and it's FASTER™


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.126247 del
>>126245
Gayniggerfaggotry.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.126248 del
>>126246
Funny seeing freds ride with mtb tires at 20km/h
Cycling is ridiculous sometimes


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.126249 del
>remco wasn't good enough in liege because he put too much weight for RVV
Topest kek, french eurosport might be the biggest remco fanzone in all media
>>126248
It's like 70 year old boomers on 10k aero frame for their 40km 23km/h average ride


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.126250 del
>>126246
>>126248
or 32inch wheels!!!
seriously who the hell falls for tbat, i wont be doing 'extreme' gravel anyway and in NL you do not need more than 45mm


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.126251 del
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what's their problem?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.126252 del
>>126250
I'm sure 32inch EATS tramway tracks though


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.126253 del
>>126250
I've been riding 40s for years now, sometimes very knobby and sometimes slicker ones and it's fine for belgistan. Most "gravel" roads here are either dirt paths you could do on your road bike or intraversable farmer's mudfields you need a MTB for anyway.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.126254 del
>>126253
I thought you needed 40mm tires for your normal roads in Belgabwe.


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>>126254
>Belgabwe


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.126256 del
>>126254
28's and dodging potholes is all you need


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>-2.5 kg in just a week
yeah I am beginning to suspect my weight might actually be broken just like Jonas' powermeter
time to paypig a proper one


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.126258 del
>Ukrainian cyclist Kirilo Tsarenko served a one-year suspension. Tsarenko was suspended for failing to correctly submit his whereabouts three times within a twelve-month period. This was announced by the ITA, a testing agency working on behalf of the UCI.

Ghost of Padun lives on


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.126259 del
>>126257
Do you control for physiological conditions, i.e. weigh yourself after sleeping, pissing and shitting in the morning?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.126260 del
Please tell me we have full coverage


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>>126259
Every day after morning piss


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>>126258
Only 1 year?
And yet he continues to be paranormal


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.126264 del
>>126263
>>126258
It made him lose the Tour de Kyushu victory
The great Rain TAARAAMAAE is now the rightful winner


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.126265 del
>>126260
>>126261
I looked it up, uninterrupted coverage of the Race on RAI. starting at 10:35 on Rai Sport and then swapping at 14:00 to Rai 2. Also Eurosport 1 Deutschland does a full coverage of the race.
Swiss meteo forecast for neighboring Swiss town of Chiasso just next to Como says overcast, 20 degrees and no rain for tomorrow.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.126266 del
Oh Lombarida is on saturday. Every year I seem to be surprised by it.
That's good news


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.126267 del
What the world needs right now is a monument victory for Seixas.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.126268 del
>CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO Richard -LOM
SAD


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.126269 del
>>126267
More like roglic


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>>126269
I could see it happen


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.126271 del
>>126269
don't think he's good enough to keep up on those climbs


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.126272 del
>>126271
to his advantage, EVENEPOEL, SEIXAS and DOPO are all washed


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.126273 del
>>126270
>>126269
This could be the last time someone older than me wins a monument btw


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.126274 del
>>126273
DEGENKOLB will win Roubaix


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.126275 del
Kurwabot: Lipowitz DNS


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.126276 del
>>126275
tridente falls apart


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.126277 del
>>126275
surely that will mean +1 hjaelper for ROGLA


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.126278 del
>>126276
more like pentadent reduced to tetradent (Remco, Roglic, Pellizzari, Hindley)


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.126279 del
>>126276
but they have a Giro winner in their line-up, meanwhile lipo never won a grand tour.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.126280 del
Ciccone officially leaves Lidl-Trek


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.126281 del
>>126274
Not sure about that old man


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wrong pic


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.126284 del
>>126280
is that news accompanied by an ai video of his receipt being torn?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.126285 del
>>126284
They're just playing his bike throw on repeat


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Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.126287 del
>>126285
kek should also be accompanied by 👋🏿


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.126288 del
Tejada becoming a neetcompany ineos merda


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might as well post the merda pics


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.126290 del
>>126289
What's with the noise filter on their IL poster? Trying to hide that the pics are all different quality?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.126291 del
>>126288
Disgusting dopeur


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.126292 del
>>126290
probably just an æsthetic choice
going for a retro look or something


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.126293 del
>>126292
can they do some retro dopage as well i'd like to see another team actually challenge for a GT


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.126294 del
>>126293
What makes you think they aren't already, braillsford' erection problems have gotten worse after all


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.126295 del
I don't understand why they had to get rid of cicco. Dude has been their best puncher in years, no one is going to replace him and he can be a good stage hunter in GT


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.126296 del
>Comme annoncé en août, David Gaudu a réalisé une série d'examens complémentaires afin de mieux comprendre les difficultés auxquelles il est confronté depuis plusieurs mois.

>Menés au sein de la Vrije Universiteit Brussel (VUB), ces examens ont confirmé un état de fatigue important nécessitant une période prolongée de récupération. Cette situation s'inscrit dans la continuité de plusieurs saisons marquées notamment par des blessures, ayant entraîné des phases de préparation et de récupération parfois complexes, avec une accumulation progressive de différents facteurs ayant affecté ses capacités de récupération.

>En conséquence, David et l'équipe ont décidé ces dernières semaines de mettre un terme à sa saison 2026. David observe désormais une période de repos afin de récupérer pleinement avant d'envisager la saison 2027 », détaille l'équipe française.

lmao


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.126297 del
>>126295
not a case of 'had to get rid of', the managerial changes were something he was against (Guercilena etc.) and the retarded tactics in the Giro, probably hopes to get people to actually listen at Q365


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>>126296
The FROOME protocol


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.126299 del
>>126297
So he decided to leave? Makes a bit more sens but he'll have to slave for pidcuck in the ardennes


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.126300 del
>>126299
a worthy sacrifice probably to get more freedom rest of the year, the angloid isnt a fan of GTs so free reign there


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.126301 del
so this jonas guy is still hiding after the tour and won't show up until the next Dauphiné?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.126302 del
>>126295
They keep signing riders and don't want to stop. They're promoting mosca to team leader just to make room to steal Ganna now


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USA conquered Algeria, ahead of polish superstar VAN DER TUUK and homegrown legend HAMZA


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.126304 del
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>a 4 mm bottom bracket drop is worth 14 watts at race pace


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.126305 del
>>126300
Pidcuck has the grug syndrome of the team can't not send him to the tour. Agreed about giro/vuelta


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.126306 del
>>126304
Gravelbros


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Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.126308 del
>>126304
losing or gaining 14w


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.126309 del
>>126303
Euskatel farming some nice points down there. There's still hopes of seeing the carrots with Landa at the Vuelta next year.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.126310 del
>>126304
>>126308
yeah this sounds like marketingslop sorry, only at like 50kph does this happen at a perfect bikefit and like 400w (not for our bohemian giant)


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.126311 del
>>126310
probably even needs a lot more than 50 kph and 400w IRL.
Technically sprinting at 2 kilowatts and 72 kph is race pace, surely if you scale it up to that it'll be true


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.126312 del
Balleriningz to Q36.5


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.126313 del
>>126305
more classics-style stages in GTs would be great stage-hunting for the two of them

I was going to ask if Pog would go back to the Giro but I'm sure he'll do the La Vuelta again


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.126314 del
>>126310
>>126308
yeah it turns out it was comparison of a 2022 orbea aero slop vs 2026 orbea areo slop

if you took all these marketing buzzwords like
>these socks give you 5 watts
>this jersey gives you 20 watts
>this helmet gives you 30 watts
the bike should eventually ride on its own


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.126315 del
>>126314
yes, we're 2 bike updates away from perpetuum mobile bikes.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.126316 del
>>126313
gives him a week post WC to chill before the vuelta
i've ridden that Domency climb a lot last year in summer, going to be a giga fraudfilter (especially 22x)


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.126317 del
>>126314
Nothing compared to a Canyon that saves 70 watts on an Orbea


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.126318 del
>>126317
very true


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.126319 del
but it's now only 65 watts since my front tube is now butyl instead of tpu


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.126320 del
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I remember reading a TOOT bit where a colnago saved 100 watts on a cervelo and the TOOT bike saved another 150 watts on the colnago. Something like that. Kinda sounds like vingo apologia
Soyence is crazy man you can just make up whatever you want and the burden of proof is on everyone else


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.126321 del
>>126320
or FACTOR doing the same with the One, just do some magic with numbers and boom send it to the press


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.126322 del
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>>126320
I'm sorry I have been spreading FAKE NEWS
It's only 45 watts faster than the colnago and 172 watts faster than the cervelo. All of this is crazy, they test their own bike then take values from a colnago paper and then take other values from some journo piece and "interpolate the data to 50 kph".
I'll launch my own bike branch and quote strava segments kkk


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.126323 del
>>126295
Cicco is almost 32 years old and his list of career victories isn't very impressive. He hasn't even won anything of note this year except Giro KOM. Lidl has bigger goals (GT GC) and Cicco isn't crucial for them. Q36.5, on the other hand, needs UCI points for WT status, so they value a guy like that who can farm a lot of points but isn't much of a contender for the biggest wins a lot more. Less internal competition also means more opportunities for leadership at big races.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.126324 del
>>126323
Stop being right about me Cicco, right now.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.126325 del
Not that I was going to pick him for Sunday but Jappe looks done for the season.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.126326 del
>>126322
I remember this


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.126327 del
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Mas


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.126328 del
>>126327
I am picking ROGLIC
Do not attempt to persuade me otherwise


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.126329 del
>>126328
I might pick Widar despite saying I would earlier
I feel like I have to stick with the meme one more time


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.126330 del
>>126327
Of coursh.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.126331 del
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>>126327
I really don't see Del Toro as an out-an-out favorite at all, these are his results in 220km+ races; sure last Lombardia he was working for Pogi and still came 5th, but it doesn't mean he'd have won otherwise


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.126332 del
>>126331
how do you filter on that?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.126334 del
>>126332
for the price of a coffee you can access all the wonderful features of PCS PRO!


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.126335 del
>>126261
>>126327
I kinda don't see anyone going solo from an attack mid climb. Especially since I think no one will commit to setting a high enough pace for multiple climbs until it's too late.

Imo someone wins it in a similar move to what Pogi did in 2023. G2 will slurp as per usual and that will be it.

Remco could be that person if he doesn't completely collapse on the first acceleration. I think he's pretty good at reading the race.

However, my hot take is that Jorgenson wins.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.126336 del
>>126334
Most of the feats came back btw, the startlist extras are still missing.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.126337 del
>>126336
Still no overall page for each race to check the number of editions, who has the most wins, name changes of the race, etc... I think.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.126338 del
You can check most wins in HISTORY dropdown, startlist changese areq2wsderwwee32derfeww2s3ee`q


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.126339 del
>>126338
beep boop hello fellow humans


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.126340 del
>>126337
You can check wins in HISTORY dropdown, startlist changes in STARTLIST but the previous pefrormance and a few other are still missing, they were available at STARTLIST.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.126341 del
>>126339
Yeah, my keyboard is getting fucked from a good two months now, I bought a replacement but it turned it is not the right one when it came over and furthermore it turned out this is a bigger operation with hot air which I don't own, not just a simple unscrew, replace, connect, rescrew.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.126342 del
you gotta turn that bot off man


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.126343 del
it's unlikely we'll be checking this thread and not also checking startlists etc


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.126344 del
>>126342
>>126343
It was me jej, we didn't check them the last few times.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.126345 del
>>126344
kek alright; the last couple times though were bullshit though, there wasn't much anyone could do


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.126347 del
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>>126345
I could have done something, I was checking it out as it went just before the deadline, just didn't scroll down to see if anyone is suddenly untagged on velogames (like TULETT) and got fucked anyways.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.126348 del
I always warn people when I see shenanigans


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.126349 del
>>126327
No 5 star Ayuso? Not even sticking to his own memes. Terrible


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.126350 del
anyways, Del Toro is genuinely overrated and is a massive tactics knucklehead


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.126351 del
>>126350
who needs tactics on a 4km 10km rampa tbh


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.126352 del
>>126351
10% I mean


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.126353 del
>>126351
let's start with not being in team kneepain


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.126354 del
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perfect


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.126355 del
Dopo's knee is still wobbly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rz6phRIovRU [Embed]


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.126356 del
>>126355
what an absolute slur of words that barely string together lmao


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.126357 del
>>126355
adjusted (him in because of all the dopage they'll give him to not feel any pain)


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.126358 del
>>126355
what is it with UAE riders and knee pain


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.126359 del
Someone developed opinions.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.126360 del
In this video.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.126361 del
>>126358
letting them adjust their own saddle height smh


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.126362 del
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>>126360
cagie cattle will never ever understand


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.126363 del
Campeon del Mundo (forma evropa)


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.126364 del
>>126363
actually looks pretty good with the rainbow collars


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.126365 del
>>126363
he so he wasn't allowed to also add the belgian NC sleeves after all


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.126366 del
>>126363
waar belgian stripes?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.126367 del
will Pogi have rainbow + euro sleeves?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.126368 del
LINAREZ is two for two


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.126369 del
Lmao, McNulty looks so fucked, even when not completely dead after a race
https://youtube.com/watch?v=svX3ayMkgcs [Embed]


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.126370 del
>>126369
Has he bleached his hair?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.126371 del
>>126370
for like a year already


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.126372 del
I have the perfect team


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.126373 del


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Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.126375 del
>>126372
>>126373
No me, and I haven't even used the goombleridoos/


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.126376 del
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I am in trouble, I am already a bit tipsy and I am may drink a lot more tonight so my 4 AM adjusting is not gonna be great


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.126377 del
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I am may. It's over


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.126378 del
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>>126376
>>126377
why are you drinking
what are you not telling us


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.126379 del
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last time we did this route


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.126380 del
>>126378
he can't win velogames 2026 anymore, but can still lose the podium spot. very grim indeed.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.126381 del
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>>126378
My friend is having his fourti- I am somewhere late in his thirties birthday so what can you do


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.126382 del
I MEAN somewhere late in his thirties*

DAMN it


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.126383 del
he's dead, he's gonna
that said gonna get a nice rum myself


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.126384 del
I had a couple glasses of EL JEFE the past two nights so I think I'll have an edible instead


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.126385 del
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>>126382
>>126377
We having a little brainfog? Some critically abandoned threads?
You boozebag!
>tinking if the other oirish pisswathr is still available for some nice price


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.126386 del
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RIP in peace Autismbert
1984-2026


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.126387 del
>>126382
hairline status?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.126388 del
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Speaking of mid life crisis, I am once again having a gr*v*l itch
And I don't mean gearing


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.126389 del
>>126388
now? It's getting a bit dirty out there, you sure you don't want to wait with scratching until spring?


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.126390 del
>>126389
On my last BIG ride I rode about 10km of easy gravel/forest route on my 28mm tyres (scared shirtless) and I was having a blast


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.126391 del
>>126390
I did a few short sections like this (below a km), it went fine, but still have reservations with me tires, a walk of shame from there would be very long and very shamefur.


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.126392 del
>>126389
this, unless you like scraping mud out of every part of your bike I wouldn't recommend riding right now


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.126393 del
>>126390
yea sure but from fall until late spring the woods are pretty much at least semi wet unless it goes below freezing in the winter, meaning you'll get at least a bit dirty on every ride. Gravel roads don't usually get super muddy even right after rain but you know how it is
just making sure you consider that


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.126394 del
>>126393
>>126392
It's just an itch
I don't have ways to clean the bike properly
And I don't have space for a third bike anyway


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.126395 del
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>>126394
there ain't no second bike


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.126396 del
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Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.126397 del
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Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.126398 del
I would also like to see proof of this 2nd bike democrat hoax


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.126399 del
reminder that there is nothing wrong with buying


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.126400 del
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You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school ...


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.126401 del
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AMATERASU


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.126402 del
>>126401
who's the itachi of the pro peleton


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.126403 del
>>126402
is there someone who killed his entire team to protect another runner close to him


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.126404 del
>>126403
remco killed quickstep


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.126405 del
>>126404
his dad kinda did, to protect his son


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.126406 del
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I have a different pants on than I started the evening with. This is not good. What the FUCK am I gonna do with my last minute adjustments


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.126407 del
>>126406
what KIND


Bert 10/09/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.126408 del
>>126355
>knee hurts less when riding out of the saddle
so that's why he does all these retarded attacks


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.126409 del
>>126327
adjoostin


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.126410 del
>>126331
not adjoostin


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.126411 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.126412 del
>>126358
tradion


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.126413 del
>>126374
>Ze T shaped skillset.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.126414 del
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Team made in 45 seconds half sloshed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.126415 del
Canyonchuds lose again


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.126416 del
Close for Klose


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.126417 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.126418 del
some stuff that happened this morning and I haven't been paying attention to:
hag wins gr*vel worlds in Australia
wiebeswinslol
astana farming points in Nippon


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.126419 del
Bom dia Lombardia.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.126420 del
I have second thoughts about stacking my team with kids on a 200+km monument.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.126421 del
>>126420
if you pick mollema the average age evens outs


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.126422 del
>>126421
well, how about a landa-mas-roglic team instead?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.126423 del
>>126420
For me? 26.6(6)


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.126424 del
>>126422
the vuelta is over


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.126425 del
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My team is suboptimal but I am sticking with it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.126426 del
Foggy Lombardia, home


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.126427 del
>>126425
I'm making a huge gamble, let's see


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.126428 del
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And what of Autismbert?
Did he survive the night?
How many more pants did he needed to change after yet another shartenincident?
Is he stuck in a tunnel?
Has he been arrested?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.126429 del
But I'm very tempted to put Simmons in


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.126430 del
>>126427
based Mas believer


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.126431 del
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poop


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.126432 del
>>126430
Arensman actually


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.126433 del
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we live in italia


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.126434 del
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Jan Christen


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.126435 del
>>126418
why do women organizers to 3 identical completely flat races with wiebes in chingchong island
does this even have a single viewer


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.126436 del
RAIN


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.126437 del
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>>126435
just DSQ her like the Giro organizers did


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.126438 del
this just in, courtesy of kurwabot:
DNS Pogacar


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.126439 del
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list of retirements


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.126440 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.126441 del
>>126439
4 legends and molar


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.126442 del
>Select your team for the Gran Piemonte round, with a deadline of 11:45 CEST on Thursday 8th October.

I sure am bound to be jobless because of AI.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.126443 del
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organizers asking cicco if he's retiring as well


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.126444 del
>>126442
thanks kurwabot


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.126445 del
Can unmas meselef no mas, hope he doesn't die in cold.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.126446 del
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aaaah fucking SRAM


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.126447 del
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(417.18 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0048.jpg)


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.126448 del
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boooo


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.126449 del
>>126447
seixas not invited?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.126450 del
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more NC jerseys


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.126451 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.126452 del
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riders are striking and not moving


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.126453 del
by allah, memco with an important message:
people are dying.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.126454 del
>>126453
Djihad against cagies. Count me in


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.126455 del
>>126453
start the crusades, we're going to the middle east and taking back jerusalem


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.126456 del
>>126455
deus vult


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.126458 del
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>>126428
My head hurts a bit but I am okay. Too late for adjustments though but maybe that is a good thing


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.126459 del
I better see the entire FDJ squad trying to go to the break


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.126460 del
>>126459
Berthet will top 10


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.126461 del
It is what it is


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.126462 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.126463 del
>>126461
I trusted the stories about Del Toro's knee being gone and dead. Surely Bert would not psyop me


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.126464 del
>>126462
hey, the langkawi winner is my secret pick.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.126465 del
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you are invited berts


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.126466 del
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brank van den froeck trying again
just let him go


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.126467 del
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aaaaah fucking sram


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.126468 del
>>126466
PLEASE ANYONE SIGN ME I WANT OUT THIS TEAM


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.126469 del
>>126439
izaguirre was still cofishit's 2nd best runner

that's a big loss for them


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.126470 del
No team has the same 5 drivers.
Very nice diversity and inclusion.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.126471 del
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24 Paul Seixas
24 Remco Evenepoel
13 Isaac Del Toro
12 Jarno Widar
9 Jakob Omrzel
7 Giulio Ciccone
7 Thomas Pidcock
6 Davide Piganzoli
6 Lennart Jasch
5 Clément Berthet
5 Enric Mas
5 Simone Gualdi
5 Ramses Debruyne
5 Lorenzo Fortunato
4 Alessandro Fancellu
4 Alex Baudin
3 Anthon Charmig
3 Mathys Rondel
3 Oscar Onley
3 Juan Felipe Rodriguez
2 Matteo Jorgenson
2 Ludovico Crescioli
2 Primož Roglič
2 Manuele Tarozzi
1 Jack Haig
1 Christian Scaroni
1 Alex Tolio
1 Brandon McNulty
1 Santiago Buitrago
1 Andrea Mifsud
1 Quentin Pacher
1 Pavel Sivakov
1 Marcel Camprubí
1 Thymen Arensman
1 Francisco Muñoz
1 Tobias Halland Johannessen
1 Michael Storer
1 Aaron Dockx
1 Lars Craps
1 XABIER MIKEL AZPARREN
1 Maxime Decomble
1 Louis Barré
1 Ben Healy


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.126472 del
let me guess, you need... uhhh


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.126473 del
>>126472
yes I actually I NEED disc wheels


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.126474 del
>Visma are so good at raising talents. I'm really looking forward to see what DONOVAN will do next year
Lmao what did I just listen to?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.126475 del
I haven't spot roglic yet, is he even in this race?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.126476 del
>>126474
they are going to force donovan to dye his hair


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.126477 del
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France with 23 riders in the race


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.126478 del
>>126476
you're confusing him with Howson I think
but they are pretty much the same rider


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.126479 del
>>126477
BRIDGE! Probably with more impact than the infamous one


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.126480 del
>>126478
force him to start using Alpecin then.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.126481 del
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caught covid


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.126482 del
Looks like I just won the superclassico, BORING hansbull
DNS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.126483 del
>>126482
kurwabert AI could have prevented this but he didn't because he hates his human masters


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.126484 del
>>126482
aw shiet


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.126485 del
>>126483
Is he even part of the endchan gang?
>>126484
Only a full breakwaway win can save him now


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.126486 del
>>126485
isn't he the ulleposter
he also might be the optak team leader, do we know who that is


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.126487 del
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>race of the green leafs


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.126488 del
piccolostelviobros
we feast


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.126489 del
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that's a big group


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.126490 del
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that's a peloton


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.126491 del
benny fartinez


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.126492 del
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o'coomer degoomblers feasting


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.126493 del
>>126485
Of coursh. >>126240


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.126494 del
Widar spottable from the heli by the size of his head


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.126495 del
masnada about to take revenge against pogi


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.126496 del
>RONDEL
my team already disintegrating


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.126497 del
campeon del mundo parcheggio


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.126498 del
>>126414
Oh no I picked Widar


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.126499 del
campeon del mundo in all sorts of problems


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.126500 del
grupo compacto


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.126501 del
wow sporza is rebroadcasting anglos on their livestream


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.126502 del
>CAMPENAERTS
invisible the whole year


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.126503 del
already declared retired, Izagirre is doing this race with a broken wrist.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.126504 del
o'coomer doesn't have a contract for next season listed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.126505 del
>>126504
off to decathlon


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.126506 del
>>126494
I just can't, every time I see him the only thing that goes through my mind is the size of his head


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.126507 del
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important message from molleman: fucking SRAM


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.126508 del
>>126505
a yes, I already forgot about it.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.126509 del
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I guess with the race settled, I can safely take a nap.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.126510 del
>>126509
Ride for me


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.126511 del
what if it rains so hard they have to cancel the race and Pog maintains his streak of wins


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.126512 del
I have seen enough


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.126513 del
>>126508
o coomer has only 2 top 5 results this entire year, one of which was at NC TT riding against vine, a kangaroo and 2 spiders - very forgettable rider this season


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.126514 del
>>126512
But nothing is happening


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.126515 del
>>126514
exactly


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.126518 del
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15 seconds of scrolling, third time posting, hope got the right one not part of my resume.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.126519 del
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100km of the race done


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.126520 del
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NSN team car with Czech number plates


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.126521 del
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a boring Trek livery for a change


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.126522 del
Mindfuck, there are tree riders on this photographie.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.126523 del
It's been raining for too days straight
They say it would have to rain for tree months for all the wasser in nature to recover


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.126524 del
>>126523
>t. posted while listening to Have You Ever Seen The Rain


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.126525 del
>>126523
Heckin love sciencinerino!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.126526 del
Ynr Antoine L'Hote


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.126527 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.126528 del
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too warm for a base layer


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.126529 del
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riders above, trein below


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.126530 del
rondel is sick


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.126531 del
>>126528
what are the /bert/ baselayers of choice?
for me, it's the Kipsta decathlon football ones in spring-summer, and very old castelli flanders baselayers in fall-winter


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.126532 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.126533 del
>>126531
Assos baselayer


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.126534 del
>>126531
I recently paypigged this
It is very warm, perhaps too warm, but has a turtleneck that goes on forever which is extra nice


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.126535 del
>>126534
I have a selection of thin and thick neck gaiters, very helpful in cold


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.126536 del
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finally a fallen leaf in the race


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.126537 del
>>126535
me too, even from me running days, this makes them largely obsolete


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.126538 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.126539 del
>>126531
Kipsta is the one I use for spring and autumn. I have an assortment of Castelli and Decathlon base layers and just choose a thin one for for summer, a thicker one for the inbetween seasons and a longarm one for winter.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.126540 del
>>126502
APOLOGIZE


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.126541 del
Campeon del mondo getting ready to SLAVE


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.126542 del
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molleman with a laché


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.126543 del
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cicco getting fucking SRAM'd


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.126544 del
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suffering in Northern Italy


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.126545 del
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>1 time grand tour winners


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.126546 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.126547 del
>>126546
Live footage of suffering in Italy


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.126548 del
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ineos merda, but who are they riding for?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.126549 del
70 km DOPACAR solo incoming


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.126550 del
>>126548
Riding for the love of the game


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.126551 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.126552 del
>Tiberi


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.126553 del
Parcheggio catkiller


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.126554 del
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leemfallin


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.126555 del
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big shart and christen not much of a help


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.126556 del
Remco doesn't look good


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.126557 del
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I am not sure ROGLIC even started


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.126558 del
Jasch lachee


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.126559 del
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primoz spotted


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.126560 del
>>126556
Jersey already open. Not good.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.126561 del
Jožka IZAGUIRRE swamp song


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.126562 del
>>126560
Time for the giving up and then riding to 3rd from the background saga


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.126563 del
Lenny all the way at the back


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.126564 del
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the gloves are off


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.126565 del
>>126552
>>126553
the dude has had an awful season, almost almeida tier


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.126566 del
masnada normale


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.126567 del
ATTAQUE MATJE JORGENSOHN


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.126568 del
Americans on the warpath


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.126569 del
alright things are HAPPENING


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.126570 del
Tree burgirs again.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.126571 del
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Attaque de Jorgenson Simmons McNulty


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.126572 del
>Lombardian RAI


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.126573 del
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burger dopage


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.126574 del
Lel Toro nowhere to be seen


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.126575 del
Italian RAI shitting the bed


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.126576 del
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real church bell sounds, France could never


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.126577 del
why the FUCK is Rai at it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.126578 del
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USA USA USA


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.126579 del
peloton close by
burgers about to humiliated


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.126580 del
Roglic at the back. I think it's Cattaneo then


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.126581 del
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ROGLIC ASLEEP AND NOT ACCOUNTED FOR


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.126582 del
wtf VAN EETVELT is in this race


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.126583 del
Motor pacing at it again


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.126584 del
remcbros..borabros...
not like this


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.126585 del
Storer tried to follow but couldn't. Glad I didn't pick hin


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.126586 del
I have seen enough. Ben O'Connor wins.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.126587 del
>>126586
unironically


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.126588 del
Trump about to nuke Italy for not pulling


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.126589 del
It's over for everyone, Prodhomme (dopé) is riding


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.126590 del
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some finbert level vining from me today
ready for the finale to see memco win


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.126591 del
ROGLIC SLAVING


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.126592 del
>>126590
not normal


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.126593 del
Haha goodbye dumb Amerigans


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.126594 del
Arensgod spotted!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.126595 del
Rondel still there with Storer


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.126596 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.126597 del
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consider this: Primoz Roglic


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.126598 del
Benny HILL


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.126599 del
My boy Berthet


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.126600 del
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I've seen enough, Sepp Kuss will win


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.126601 del
I don't see Omrzel :(


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.126602 del
jesus pidcock is like the new allah with all his nervous bullshit
loses like 30W


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.126603 del
>>126602
q365 will be a team of spastics next season with ciccone and a bunch other slop coming in, would be smart to get roglic as well as beacon of peace


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.126604 del
fannysmellu is still there, dopage


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.126605 del
even if they don't make it, this gap to the break isn't insignificant


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.126606 del
it's about to POP off


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.126607 del
Arensegod working for only, my velopoints are gone, like tears in the rain


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.126608 del
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>I haven't seen campenaerts in a while what has he been up to


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.126609 del
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guy who invented volts or so


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.126610 del
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never lose an opportunity to promote yourself berts


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.126611 del
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aaaah fucking bontrager


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.126612 del
nazi mechanical


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.126613 del
McNulty Del Toro Yates
Debruyne Verstrynge
Lenny Bilbao
Seixas Benoot Prodhomme
Healy Rodriguez
Berthet
Ciccone Ayuso Simmons
Van Eetvelt Widar
Fancellu Masnada
Mas
Arensgod Onley
Pidcock
Evenepoel Pellizzari Roglic
Landa
Piganzoli Barré Campenaerts Jorgenson
Storer Rondel
Scaroni

And probably a few more but that's about it


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.126614 del
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>>126611
liberals did this


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.126615 del
>>126612
I'm reading a very interesting history of Nazism (Third Reich trilogy by Richard J EVANS). It was crazy how fast Nazis went from a tiny extremist group to dictatorial control of the country


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.126616 del
BOC has to go all out now, if he slurps too much with these weaklings there's nothing in it for him


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.126617 del
>>126613
5/6, only Omrzel dead


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.126618 del
It's time


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.126619 del
kwabyuso


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.126620 del
>AYUSO


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.126621 del
Gr. AYUSO-ROGLIC is forming


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.126622 del
I can't believe Lidl basically blew up their time for Juan fucking Ayuso


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.126623 del
>>126622
Blew up their team


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.126624 del
wow those 5 vismas got blown to smithereens


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.126625 del
Fancellu might be the most doped we've seen since padun


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.126626 del
Cofidis guy still there. Maisonobe?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.126627 del
MAS NICOLAU present
ROGLIC gone


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.126628 del
maybe picking a punchlet like jorgenson was a mistake after all


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.126629 del
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>AYUSO Juan (Lidl - Trek) is struggling to hold on in peloton


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.126630 del
A lot of people on the road


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.126631 del
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Michael Leonard winner Il Lombardia


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.126632 del
>>126631
pretty COOL


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.126633 del
Como is the real finish because this is where pino won


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.126634 del
>>126615
yeah they were really good, very intelligent decision making all the way till '39


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.126635 del
>>126632
Remchud's seethe would be heard 'round the world.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.126636 del
It IS Maisonobe. Pas normal


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.126637 del
Who's the other loto still there. Gualdi?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.126638 del
here we go, RAMPAS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.126639 del
>>126637
widar and eetvelt


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.126640 del
pwoah


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.126641 del
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you know what, maybe I should ride up on another road, this looks steep


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.126642 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.126643 del
Made for 36-34


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.126644 del
>>126641
Inceptionesque.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.126645 del
PINOT would have won today


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.126646 del
Leotard goes solo


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.126647 del
Ramses is there, surely Lorenzo is there as well.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.126648 del
>>126635
it's happening


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.126649 del
>>126647
just scaroni


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.126650 del
Berthet lachee. FUCK


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126651 del
>>126649
Is it? Didn't he get farked with Ayuso and Roglic?


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126652 del
Widar still there


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126653 del
don't post too much or we will need a new thread.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126654 del
TOILET and PIGANZOLI exploding


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126655 del
SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126656 del
remKWAB


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.126657 del
sechas


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.126658 del
remco has no acceleration, norbert is right


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.126659 del
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Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.126660 del
remkwab


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.126661 del
why did I believe the knee psyop


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.126662 del
Remcuck looks like shit, weaker than Widar


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126663 del
PARCHEGGIO EVENEPOOP


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126664 del
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>memco


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126665 del
aujourd'hui, je suis français


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126666 del
fucking hell Mas is going to win


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126667 del
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PARCHEGGIO TOTALE


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126668 del
RemPOOP


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126669 del
Jesus, Mas not normal again


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.126670 del
SEIXAS drips Remchud


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126672 del
MAS MAS MAS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126673 del
Seixas bros it's happening


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126674 del
Lel Toro also SHIT


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126675 del
remco diesels on


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126676 del
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get a load of this group


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.126677 del
SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126678 del
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>Gr. WIDAR-TORO-EVENEPOEL


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126679 del
seixas is doing it!


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126680 del
INCROYABLE


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126681 del
SEIXAS YES


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126682 del
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SEIXAS GOES SOLO


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126683 del
>>126676
cook that thread we'll need it in like a minute


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.126684 del
he wins


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.126686 del
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Pogacesque. I'm not ready for this for another 10 years.


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.126687 del
YOUNGEST MONUMENT WINNER


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.126689 del
Widar, I kneel


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.126690 del
the absolute STATE of bora


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126691 del
Pidcock parcheggio totale


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126692 del
jesus remco it won't hurt to get out the saddle once


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126693 del
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I have seen enough

MAS NICOLAU CAMPEON DEL LOMBARDIA


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126694 del
>healy attacking instead of getting pulled by remco
Why does he do the same mistake every race. At least he's not on my team


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126695 del
Jesus, Remcuck dropped by Debruyne


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.126696 del


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.126697 del
>DEBRUYNE drops Memco


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126700 del
Zana of all places. What the hell


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126702 del
>>126696
No I am staying


Bert 10/10/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.126704 del
Del Toro lacheed by Berthet



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