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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/21/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No. 128685
2027 Tour edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.10 11:00 CEST Tour de France 2027 presentation

>CX races
24.10 HG Cross Heerderstrand (C2)
25.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross (C1)
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross (C1)
05.11 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross (C1)
08.11 UEC European Championships Zeddam (CC)
11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross (C1)
14.11 Superprestige Merksplas - Aardbeiencross (C1)
15.11 X2O Trofee Hamme-Zogge - Bollekescross (C1)
21.11 HG Cross Lokeren - Rapecross (C2)
22.11 X2O Trofee Beringen - be-MINE Cross (C1)
27.11 UCI World Cup Ostrava (CDM)
29.11 UCI World Cup Tabor (CDM)

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info:
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>127641


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.128715 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.128717 del
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do you believe that this man can win the yellow jersey?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.128718 del
heh remco, how about you do the Giro next season.
>inb4 it ends up in another Giro di Remco disaster


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.128719 del
jonas kwabbengard


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.128720 del
reee, fucking useless jappe at the tour pick
but those were some nice or even epic victories for grug


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.128721 del
Chute vingegaard


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.128722 del
>>128720
Jaspe breakaway win was like the best tour stage.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.128723 del
Chute Lipowitz


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.128724 del
Suicide attempt by Kuss


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.128725 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.128726 del
>>128725
>Remember this for roubaix yes my slave


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.128727 del
>>128726
>Best I can give you is 4th RVV


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.128728 del
looks so flat so far
this better not be another 3rd week meme


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.128729 del
Pau... Home


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.128730 del
holy lame


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.128731 del
Comfy Bretagne.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.128732 del
If every French person spoke like this everyone would understand everything everytime.
But it feels a bit like x0.75.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.128733 del
Cardiff stage looks fun


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.128734 del
Finally some norf action


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.128735 del
>>128734
Might be there for the saint michel stage


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.128736 del
unrelated to cyclibg but Belgium about to set a new WR for backyard ultra distance just one loop away they’re at round 119 (which is current WR)


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.128737 del
Profiles are up on PCS.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.128738 del
>Grand colombier
more like grand nothing ever happens


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.128739 del
>>128737
Well, only for GB.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.128740 del
Sallanches stage looks kino


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.128741 del
>>128728
Alpes look nice


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128742 del
Pau, what a surprise


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128743 del
It's a good route


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128744 del
>>128743
Sprinters in suicide watch


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.128745 del
>>128736
>4.167 mile loop
quite a backyard, mine's not that big I'm afraid


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.128746 del
>>128744
There's like 7 sprints


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.128747 del
That one's not easy


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.128748 del
>>128736
I find this activity do dumb, if you're going to torture your body atleast run through kino scenery


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.128749 del
>>128746
Humm trough. Actually punchers on suicide watch


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.128750 del
>>128749
true*, kek


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.128751 del
and how exactly isn't the tour already decided after the alps?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.128752 del
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it is what it is


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.128753 del
>>128751
There is no solution against this, just accept pogiwinslol and make good stages


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.128754 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.128755 del
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>>128752
I don't like it


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.128756 del
>>128755
Why? Need more pogi climbs solo for 30 minutes?
It's a fun mix


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.128757 del
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>>128756
just don't like
simple as


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.128758 del
>>128752
Meh indeed.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.128759 del
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At least to doubts about picking a true fat sprinter.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.128760 del
>>128751
The earlier the tour is decided, the more chances for breakaway shenanigans


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.128761 del
>>128752
is this the most catered to as possible Remco tour? I think this is best shot


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.128762 del
>>128759
What about two fat sprinters though heh


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.128763 del
>>128762
>>128762
There is an interesting paradox in Velogambling where the more sprinters you take, the lower your odds of actually picking the single sprinter who consistently scores points


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.128764 del
>>128762
Depends how fat Mads Pe will arrive hehe.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.128765 del
>>128763
Pick a big one and then scrounge for a guy that will sprint for 9th in the unclassed dungheap


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.128766 del
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>Bertha was a prostitute working at Crippled Kate's in Novigrad during 1272. Despite some looking down on such a line of work, Bertha enjoyed her job and was putting away savings to one day own her own brothel.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.128767 del
>>128766
Tour de Toussaint


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.128768 del
>>128767
sun, wine and ciclismo
fund it


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.128769 del
>>128752
how skinned and gutted are we feeling, fishbros?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.128770 del
>>128766
literally me


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.128771 del
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>>128770
i always suspected you were a prostitute


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.128772 del
>>128768
Roach brand bikes.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.128773 del
>>128771
t-they were making me things I didn't want to do today


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.128774 del
>>128759
>>128762
>>128763
>>128765
FUCK SPRINTERS

that is all, thank you


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.128775 del
>>128765
RUSSO Clement


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.128776 del
>>128774
I'm sorry this is a body positive general.


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>>128774


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.128778 del
Rumors are they will invite Burgos this time because Prudhomme HATES Unibet hehehe


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.128779 del
>>128775
Yes, ballerini is another one that mixes in


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.128780 del
>>128778
To be fair tietememe brought nothing to that weak giro field. Can't remember a single time they did something other than fail to leadout greenstreets


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.128782 del
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https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/rudi-kemna-na-zwaar-ongeluk-en-lange-operatie-aan-betere-hand/

Well that's some strange timing: Picnic PostNL manager Rudi Kemna falls off roof and breaks back, neck, sternum and ribs


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.128783 del
>>128780
Well they had one perfect leadout and then everyone chuted hehe


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.128784 del
>>128782
Tusveld was seen biking from the scene but was soon dropped by the police peleton


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.128785 del
>>128782
sources saying a certain M. TUSVELD was spotted in the area


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.128786 del
>>128774
tdf sprints > tdf mountain stages unironically


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.128787 del
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here we go again


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.128788 del
>Tour 2027: Evenepoel and Seixas could challenge Pogačar on this route

>With a Tour route that breaks decisively from the well-trodden paths of recent years, the organizers hope to avert another stifling, one-sided victory by Tadej Pogačar. Featuring 71 kilometers of individual time trials, the 2027 route appears to play primarily to the strengths of Remco Evenepoel—though the stage schedule is equally advantageous for the French prodigy Paul Seixas.

every year and then he take 2 minutes on hilly stage just because he can


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.128789 del
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paypigged rouvy for a month
50% discount


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.128790 del
>>128789
why do you pay for these apps


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.128791 del
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>>128790
to get to ride routes i will apparently never get to ride irl (aka anything outside of czech'em)
besides, is 7 eur that much money in belgium?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.128792 del
>>128791
you actually watch your screen?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.128793 del
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>>128792
i cant r*pe without stimuli


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.128794 del
>>128793
I just watch a movie or tv unless I'm doing a race
all that time on zwift and you just watch your little dude ride up a mountain with 2002 graphics?


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.128795 del
for me it's FLYING IN REAL LIFE with absurd tailwind we don't talk about headwind


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.128796 del
for berts who want to paypig some Castelli this winter:

LIKEAPRO30 for 30% off


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.128797 del
>>128796
Besides not needing anything, they can't command premium prices with offshoring more of their production to China. There are smaller brands that produce in the EU (which means Romania heh) that aren't much more expensive.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.128798 del
>>128793
Nothing beats watching a CX race while on the rape machine for me.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.128799 del
>>128797
very true words, I ain't buying from euro brands that don't produce in yurop.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.128800 del
>>128797
i'm surprised bertaczek isn't shilling KALAS more


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.128801 del
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>>128794
Yes
Majority of my rides are either races or intervals
In the rare ocassion of doing some sloppy z2, i might watch some shekelvision, but i dont ride z2 often since I am not autistic


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.128802 del
I ride bioracer, 90% produced in romania


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.128803 del
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Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.128804 del
>>128803
mywhoosh (free) has one with dopacar


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.128805 del
>>128804
i wonder if it's part of their contract or if it is hard to say no to some extra money for no effort


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.128806 del
>>128805
it's part of their contract, they have an entire section of "UAE" workouts
also isn't rouvy owned by zwift now? shouldn't that be the same subscription


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.128807 del
>>128799
I can live with Assos producing in North Africa or Castelli used to make their stuff in Bosnia and Moldova. I can go to Decathlon if I wanted a cheaper made in China kit.
>>128800
He's a Gobik ambassador, proudly made on Spain and using African models to showcase their jerseys.
>>128803
Would piss in a bidon to not miss the event heh


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.128808 del
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grugbros... shouldn't have won that ompoop


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.128809 del
>>128805
from what I know, unless there's an actual camera going on, it's sometimes not even the actual rider but a teammate/friend


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.128810 del
>>128808
Del Toro won 3 world tour GCs, podium'd+white jersey at the Tour, won Montreal (zonder UCI rainbows) and Deutschlandtour. Dude needs a big victory like GT and/or monument without pogi as ultra domestique I guess.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.128811 del
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>>128806
> shouldn't that be the same subscription


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.128812 del
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piggies finna pay to race on zwift and ride on rouvy
two subscriptions running concurrently throughout fall, winter and early spring. Then they also pay the wahoo subscription so the r*per connects to the computer. Then they also pay for virtual+ to unlock the virtual shifter and cog (1 sub for rouvy, another one for zwift).


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.128813 del
>>128812
bertacek is the jersusalemware king


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.128814 del
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Oh thanks for reminding me, I wanted to paypig that rechargeable strapon


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.128815 del
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>I'm convinced that 95% of people with HRMs that they think are bad are throwing away perfectly good devices. It is always people changing the batteries and not discharging the circuit.
are you discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries?


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>>128815
>discharging the circus when replacing you are batteries


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.128817 del
>>128812
You forgot paying for TrainingPeaks for training planning and TrainerRoad for daily workouts.


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.128818 del
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The only subscription I can approve of is intervals.icu, I wouldn't even need any of its features


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.128819 del
>>128815
I don't know where my hrm is I think I have one in a drawer somewhere but last time I checked I didn't even find it ..


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.128820 del
>>128819
good luck riding in ketosis then


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.128821 del
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in honor of bertrand leaving montpellier


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.128822 del
>>128821
Good workout that


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.128823 del
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>>128820
does anyone really do that? Serious question


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.128824 del
>>128752
4 MTF and one of those is only a 3km climb, kinda disappointing

the second TT is funny


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>>128823
Bonk connoisseurs I would assume


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.128826 del
>>128823
britschizo


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.128827 del
>>128823
SHAN'T be riding without carbs
for me, it's a dinner of potatoes, cheese, and veggie springrolls


Bert 10/22/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.128828 del
>>128826
for what purpose


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