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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No. 64860
comfy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
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13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
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14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

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Previous thread:
>>63877


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.64926 del
>After the riders were stopped due to safety concerns (strong winds), the peloton continued under neutralization towards Alhama de Murcia. There, the riders got into the team cars and will travel to Santomera, where the finish line was originally planned.

>The current plan is to hold a race on the streets of Santomera, but no final decision has been made.

>In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

what's the point even, also the goomble shouldn't count if you just suddenly turn the race into a sprint stage


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.64927 del
UAE open too, Remco 28, Torito 22, Jonny 18.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.64928 del
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soon


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.64929 del
>From the race organisation:

>Due to strong winds, and as it is impossible to continue, the peloton will move to Santomera to ride a 10 km neutralized urban circuit.

>Times will not be recorded, but there will be a stage winner and the jerseys will be awarded.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.64930 del
well let me say it:
lame


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.64931 del
>>64890
>giving your own mother cancer to save your career
ruthless


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.64932 del
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Don't think I am picking Remco or Jonny. We shall see what silly idea will blow in me face.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.64933 del
>>64932
one obstacle is that the competition is unreliable garbage so I struggle to come up with a team that could outscore the favorites without relying on pure coincidence


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.64934 del
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>>64932
>>64933
one echelon in either of these stages and it could literally be over for any rider
don't pick gall


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.64935 del
>>64933
The issue is Jonny is not invincible and Remco is kill on that final rampa.
Also there are more drivers to come on the startlist.
>>64934
Plus yes, these stupid echelons, gotta check the weather even for permanently sunny places.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.64936 del
>>64935
outside of del toro I don't think there's any rider here that can threaten a not sick memco even on that rampa
the startlist is weak and the one that could outclimb him can't TT at all


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.64937 del
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echelons are coincidence


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.64938 del
>>64936
Yes, of coursh even, but if I am paying that much I am expecting Pogicaca tier of dominance in a lesser race.
Picking him is still the reasonable thing to do, probable THE move, but this year it is hard to find anything in the 4 tier, barely anything in the 6 tier. At least UKU is 6.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.64939 del
If there's a stage winner Velobert is just going to count it and not give a FUCK. And we are all SCREWED


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.64940 del
>>64939
my arch nemesis UAEpo had Tendies in his team.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.64941 del
>>64939
atleast that retard Menten didn't start, he was probably the fastest sprinter


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.64942 del
Surprised Figueira Champions went on, it was bound to be cancelled for sure


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.64943 del
>>64929
Reminder that these races are more important to the Velogames season than TdF


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.64945 del
>>64944
gonna go brace the winds now myself (15 kph speed) if I don't come back award me the overall goomble win posthumously


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.64946 del
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>>64945


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.64947 del
RHEISH at the frente


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.64948 del
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>Gustav WANG
No offense!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.64949 del
We "live" in a la Region


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.64950 del
juliusbert speaks to the people


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.64951 del
none of these spaniards can speak english so they have picked some poor woman from the streets


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.64952 del
if there is gonna be a stage winner, half the peleton is already dropped in the neutralized start


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.64953 del
those world tour teams are invited not just to race the fig da fug classics or algarve but also at the volta


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.64954 del
liepinjs wins


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.64955 del
juliusbert second again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.64956 del
2hulius


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.64957 del
I'm back for 2hrs in 30km/h wind. Takes all the pleasure out of it I have to say


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.64958 del
When are we seeing Seixas again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.64959 del
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>>64957
Anyway, been on 5h a week since November, guess the threshold progress couldn't go on forever


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.64960 del
This is a kino region for cycling, a bit underrated as french one goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.64961 del
>Powless laché


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.64962 del
>>64961
>Powless
Ironic name heh


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.64963 del
>>64961
what were they pacing for?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.64964 del
Kino gravel trail on the side


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.64965 del
cam on carlito


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.64966 del
cam on riggitello


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.64967 del
For me, it's Matty Ricky


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.64968 del
vacek drinking them ketones


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.64969 del
I didn't think about which rider is good at dieseling up a constant 7% gradient. Bertolo must really hate those French rampas with gentle gradients.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.64970 del
axeltard actually thought laurance could win here


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.64971 del
also tietema shitters getting dropped already
joke team


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.64972 del
>>64971
Noooo they deserve to have a TdF spot built around a 38 year old motor doping fraud noooooo


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.64973 del
tao gigagamer also not there


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64974 del
This is not going to last but LOULERQUEGOD is also there.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64975 del
Oh no, Wouter.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.64976 del
fuck off Poels, useless shitter
why did I fall for him


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64977 del
>>64976
Tittyma hype


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64978 del
>Rémi DAUMAS


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64979 del
AJ AUGUST absolutely shredding the peloton. Love to see it


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64980 del
fatceck pops


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64981 del
vacek parcheggio
philosopheur dead


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.64982 del
future grand toor winner aj august


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.64983 del
>>64978
Knowers knew


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.64984 del
Total LIDL def.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.64985 del
>>64974
I don't think he's there or ever was


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64986 del
Breuillard pas normal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64987 del
>Rampas inhumanas
>Frozen roads
It's Riccitello time


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.64988 del
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>>64983


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64989 del
goodbye champagne poppy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64990 del
crod goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.64991 del
the rare crod attack


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.64992 del
CAM ON MATTY

SCORE SOME WATTS

USA USA USA


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.64993 del
kek this is battle of the punchlets


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.64994 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.64995 del
>>64994
I bet Sepo is somewhere smiling down on our young Matthew


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.64996 del
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Bertacek told me not to pick Riccitello


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.64997 del
jesus that rivera dude is doped to the gills


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.64998 del
Lessgo Brandon.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.64999 del
they're gonna fuck it up lmao


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.65000 del
I think I will have like 100 velopoints total from Province
Why did you tell me not to pick richietello?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65001 del
We're about to see a 400W sprint for victory


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65002 del
SNOW KINO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.65003 del
this is the most boring climbing I've seen in a while


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.65004 del
might see some slippy G remembrance kino


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65005 del
>>64997
fresh from Colombia


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65006 del
I will also have 0 points or something but whatever I am watching speed skating


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.65007 del
man rodriguez my man, you need to do some 30/30s


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.65008 del
poels like 30th in this field is actually embarrassing
should revoke their giro wildcard too


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.65009 del
Bért is going to murder everyone this stage. Looming an overall stage win.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.65010 del
Half an hour to go, let's repost my VINDERBUD

>* * * * *
Jordan STOLZ (USA)
>* * * *
Jenning DE BOO (NED), Damian ZUREK (POL)
>* * *
Yevgeniy KOSHKIN (KAZ), Wataru MORISHIGE (JAP), GAO Tingyu (CHN), KIM Jun-Ho (KOR)
>* *
Bjørn MAGNUSSEN (NOR), Sebastian DINIZ (NED), Tatsuya SHINHAMA (JAP), Marek KANIA (POL), Laurent DUBREUIL (CAN), Cooper MCLEOD (USA), Katsuhiro KURATSUBO (JAP), Joep WENNEMARS (NED), XUE Zhiwen (CHN)
>*
Marten LIIV (EST), Piotr MICHALSKI (POL), Jeffrey ROSANELLI (ITA), LIAN Ziwen (CHN), Hendrik DOMBEK (GER), Moritz KLEIN (GER), Zach STOPPELMOOR (USA), Nil LLOP IZQUIERDO (ESP), KOO Kyung-Min (KOR), Cedrick BRUNET (CAN), Anders JOHNSON (CAN), Henrik Fagerli RUKKE (NOR), Ignaz GSCHWENTNER (AUT)


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.65011 del
Probably someone will have someone in good points instead of Poels (fuck W*ut) but that will be great results for the French goombling.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.65012 del
35 km to go down in portugal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.65013 del
>>65011
I have 1-2 and scallop


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.65014 del
>>65013
He has 1-2-4-7-10-20


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.65015 del
PAPON giving me 1 points lmao


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.65016 del
I stopped spinning the results script but I will do it now.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.65017 del
Wait, Emu DNF yesterday? WTF happened?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.65018 del
expected a bit more of peter jannis


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.65019 del
>>65017
everytime I look at his PCS picture I think 70 IQ retard


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.65020 del
>49. GEOGHEGAN HART Tao +11:06


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65021 del
"Brazilian" Braathen. Definitely not Norwegian and doped


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65022 del
Vacek really is the king of blowing up spectacularly
When is his team gonna tell him to pick a lane and stick to what he's good at


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.65023 del
>>65022
Never picking Cz*ch runners again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.65024 del
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These are just the finishline points.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.65025 del
>>65022
Why would you think he'd do anything with this profile ?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.65026 del
>>65025
I didn't, his team sent him as a GC leader.
And you can't tell me he didn't try because he stuck around till the last 10 or so riders


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.65027 del
>>65021
rides for brazil because he didn't see eye to eye with the norwegian federation
does this mean he's clean or uber doped


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.65028 del
attaque uae team dopage


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.65029 del
seething widar is in this race


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.65030 del
>dnf martinez in portugal
a match made in heaven


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.65031 del
>>65027
Too doped for Norwegians and going to South America. This guy's grave will be a radiation hazard for thousands of years


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.65032 del
WIDAR at the frente


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65033 del
mcnulty is such a beast


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65034 del
WE LIVE IN MILANO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.65035 del
heh, ARANBARU...


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.65036 del
DNF and Arambaru among the living.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.65037 del
Ah, jose been


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.65038 del
italian cheaters at it again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.65039 del
Isn't this that race with the kino coast shots?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.65040 del
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>>65039
yes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.65041 del
>>65039
yep


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.65042 del
>>65040
Meh the cliffs of Oostende are also impressive


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.65043 del
>>65042
the white cliffs of oostende


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.65044 del
Widarlich, drop that gnome already


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.65045 del
aranburu the wild descender goes


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.65046 del
there's a skating team pursuit?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.65047 del
Wennemars KWAB again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.65048 del
aranbarrow with his best valverde impression


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.65049 del
>>65046
Yes. But I don't really like it. Mass start is more fun


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.65050 del
Morgado going to kwab this fraud


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.65051 del
A fucking chink.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.65052 del
>>65051
That was the guy who FUCKED us


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.65053 del
>>65052
Then fuck him even more, they're all the same 4me.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65054 del
Joy as the people of the center of Portugal finally get something to be happy about.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65055 del
wheelsucker BTFO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65056 del
MOR
GA
DOOOOOOOOO


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.65057 del
Morgado enjoying his last moments in Iberian sunshine before being exiled to the Low Countries


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65058 del
A fucking chink.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65059 del
Xuexuexuexue


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65060 del
>>65055
You love to see it


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.65061 del
Mareg GANIA :DDDDDDD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.65062 del
>>65061
He is a big guy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.65063 del
the sun rises


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.65064 del
Noice, too bad he already lost with the Nip.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.65065 del
That was pretty good. Zurekgod going to DESTROY this SHIT


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.65066 del
That was nothing. Annoying starter


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65067 del
>>65066
>Blind train engineer
Concerning


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65068 del
OR


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65069 del
muslim


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65070 del
A fucking leaf.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65071 del
A LEAF


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.65072 del
>>65067
Just a little movement, who cares


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.65073 del
OR


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.65074 del
tv commentators said that Quebecois do sprints and anglo-leafs do the long distances


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.65075 del
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>>65070
>>65071


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.65076 del
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I'll take care of that guy.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65077 del
How does Kazakhstan as nation even work when they have such a big slav minority?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65078 del
>>65077
It doesn't


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.65079 del
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Send me forward to June, I'm ready


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65080 del
This is it. Aaaahhh


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65081 del
>>65077
heard its pretty dysfunctional


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.65082 del
BOO vs STOLZ (German)


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65083 del
Dude is Stolz to be an American


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65084 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65085 del
>>65077
Who would want to mingle with these "people".


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65086 del
Booo


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.65087 del
FUCK FUCKING FUCK


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65088 del
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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65089 del
Gold and silver done


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65090 del
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Ich bin STOLZ zu sein EIN AMERIKANER


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.65091 del
Haha gold medal


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.65092 del
Dawaj xD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65093 del
And Polan loses again


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65094 del
KUUUUUURWA


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.65095 del
Great wheel buckle ŻUREK.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.65096 del
Akem, I have seen this coming. >>64911


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.65097 del
Now that's a Bert hairline if I've ever seen one


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.65098 del
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>zurek
>aged 26


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.65099 del
bertbros..


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65100 del
They ran out of free condoms at the Olympics after 3 days. Fug


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65101 del
Yes well, I thought there will be one medal from Żurek's 1k. Not only there are two medals but Żurek is a kwik with none.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.65102 del
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Silver with a gold edge


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.65103 del
>>65102
Wout?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.65104 del
>>65101
4th and 4th. That's a special kind of kwab. Wout Zurek


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.65105 del
how about we give the medal to the highest place NATTY runner


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.65106 del
>>65105
Then GSCHWENTNER wins probably


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.65107 del
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Look how happy he is before being sent to belgium for 2 months


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.65108 del
>>65107
he barely does any classics


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.65109 del
>>65107
A horrible fate


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.65110 del
turns out morgado will only do dwars door and rvv at least for now


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.65111 del
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>>65104
Incredibly embaraskin. Time for him to have a lull in form, them start gaining weight, lose hair and be the coach-alcoholic in Tomaszów or on the new track in Zakopane.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:19 [Preview] No.65112 del
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HR thru the roof


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.65113 del
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I book this as win!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.65114 del
>>65112
120 bpm or what


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.65115 del
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>>65114
too many a beers, lack of sleep and NO burger yesterday might have caused this


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.65116 del
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>>65115
>129
>153
overworking big time


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.65117 del
>>65115
>too many beers
based
>NO burger
cringe


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.65118 del
>>65117
that's what happens when i don't pick the venue


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.65119 del
>>65118
What did you eat

Be specific


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.65120 del
>>65118
>he lets business associates choose the pivovar
holy underling


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.65121 del
>>65120
my business associate was celebrating the birth of his wife's second child, burger joint was scandalously overlooked as a potential venue
>>65119
only some snacks, more snacks and even more snacks, there wasn't even kitchen!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.65122 del
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>Grandes lost to Finnberts 0:11


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 18:26 [Preview] No.65123 del
>>65121
Oh God I hate that shit.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.65124 del
Hey, I got tree (3) medals.
Wonder if Żurek wasn't a weakmind.
And someone could sneak in one (1) gold.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.65125 del
>>65124
Can't believe how strong Kacper is mentally, he seems to get the best possible jump in the toghtest spot. What an athlete, I hope the Polish coaches won't ruin him


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.65126 del
>>65124
now turn one of your ski jumpers into just to be a cyclist


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.65127 del
>>65125
He really looks like something, luckily ski jumping is still the favorite child of the winter sports association so they will likely be kid-gloving him.
Maybe I haven't been watching this """sport""" for a while, but it also has been a while since I have seen this many Finnish flags in final torty.
>>65126
That is a GREAT idea!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.65128 del
ukrainian got too greedy


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.65129 del
is pigeon a recurring polish name?


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.65130 del
>>65129
It's something like Pigeonczlwrzcsky.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.65131 del
>>65129
He skates in my town's academic club, no speak polska.
>>65130
You're not the best person to go about it Zsolt Szombatherkcs.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.65132 del
>>65131
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.65133 del
>>65132
Ok, FINE, but Czechoslovaks can be even worse!


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.65134 del
>>65133
Those are just Slavicized German names.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.65135 del
>jens van T'WOUT


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.65136 del
great sport that short track skate thingy, lots of chutes and fighting and you feel dizzy if you watch intently


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.65137 del
WoutGOD


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.65138 del
Lol that angloid killed both Chinese


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.65139 del
it's disgusting how many points are awarded for Murcia


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.65140 del
>>65139
Once again I will remind my fellow berts is worth SUBSTANTIALLY more than the Tour de France.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.65141 del
>>65140
*The warmup championship is worth more


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.65142 del
>>65139
Oh great I lost a billion points. But at least better than Bertacek hehe


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.65143 del
>>65140
yes
yes we are


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.65144 del
>Overall Rank: 1977 of 2149
oh wow


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.65145 del
I AM LAST


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.65146 del
>>65145
>Overall Rank: 2170 of 2249
pwoah


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.65147 del
>>65139
i will take my win in pride, very skillful goombling


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.65148 del
in today's egg harvest I scored even worse decoupling than perhaps even our very Bert Bertaček
it's over for someone today that someone is me


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.65149 del
>>65148
how bad are we talking


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.65150 del
>>65149
we're talking z2 power at z4 heart rate


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.65151 del
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>>65150
stop copying


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.65152 del
>>65139
Completely forgot I had Soler, good I guess


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.65153 del
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>Look at us with the french superstar, please give us the invite


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.65154 del
>>65153
best proof of matches theory in the modern peloton. follows pog once and is paying for it the rest of his natural [and unnatural] lifespan


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.65155 del
any calls from Jonas yet?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.65156 del
>>65155
Surely they can't cancel Provence because of mistral. That would be criminal


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.65157 del
today slutta is back on the ice


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.65158 del
>21-year-old Jordan Stolz is the king of long track speed skating at these Olympic Games. The American won the 500 meters on Saturday, beating Jenning de Boo, after previously winning Olympic gold in the 1000 meters. In an interview with NBC , Stolz revealed that he's a big cycling fan and that he hopes to switch to road cycling someday.
>Stolz spends a lot of time on his bike and also watches races when he can. He calls himself a true "cycling fanatic." His favorite rider is Tadej Pogačar , he tells Knack . "I like his style of cycling; it's always spectacular with him, and he attacks a lot. I'd rather see him win than Jonas Vingegaard ."

Oh nonono


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.65159 del
>>65158
sources are suggesting STOLZ Jordan to BORA, who says no?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.65160 del
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>>65158
Jonas ain't got no faaaans


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.65161 del
>>65158
TRVKE


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.65166 del
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GC. >>65165


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.65167 del
>>65158
basado


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.65168 del
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>>65158


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.65169 del
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>>65158
>Actually my favourite rider is the one who wins the most
how truly american


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.65170 del
>>65169
this is why I respect the one kelderman fan on this earth


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.65171 del
>>65170
>that one keldermerckx poster


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.65172 del
>>65170
I wouldn't go that far


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.65173 del
XC relai about to go, France will win (it's going to be Norgay)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.65174 del
>>65173
oh hell yeah dopage on the telly for lunch that'll make my carbslop taste well


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.65175 del
>>65173
>turn on sporza
>they're showing solo bobsled
the fuck


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.65176 del
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>>65158


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.65177 del
>>65176
from horrible to shitty


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.65178 del
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>>65176


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.65179 del
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Lmao they're doing revisited podium because the dude got caught doping (Fourcade is CLEAN)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.65180 del
Do you think we will hold a new podium for Bardet once Froom get caught?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.65181 del
>>65179
Based Fourchad, always better than Bö to me


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.65182 del
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kek


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.65183 del
>>65182
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USA


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.65184 del
>>65178
i remember making this edit in like 1985


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.65185 del
Allez victor, push some watts


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.65186 del
>>65182
very cute how he got his little tummy out


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.65187 del
Don't die Finland.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.65188 del
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>>65182
yeehaw


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.65189 del
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>>65184
very cool I appreciate your work(s)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.65190 del
Italian Rai with the worst broadcast I've ever seen


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.65191 del
Eh, AFLA.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.65192 del
1 NORWAY


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.65193 del
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>>65190
Not for nothing that Italian Rai is often just called Rai.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.65194 del
strong break in Provence


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.65195 del
>>65194
Loulergod delivers again


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.65196 del
WOUT WINS GOLD


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.65197 del
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>>65194
>>65195
It was fucking him yesterday, up there.
Absolute LoulerGOD.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.65198 del
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Women's 500m VINDERBUD

>* * * * *
Femke KOK (NED)
>* * * *
Erin JACKSON (USA), Jutta LEERDAM (NED)
>* * *
Yukino YOSHIDA (JAP), LEE Na-Hyun (KOR), Kaja ZIOMEK-NOGAL (POL), Martyna BARAN (POL)
>* *
Miho TAKAGI (JAP), KIM Min-Sun (KOR), CHEN Ying-Chu (TPE), Anna BOERSMA (NED), Serena PERGHER (ITA), Sophie WARMUTH (GER), Beatrice LAMARCHE (CAN), Andzelika WOJCIK (POL), Kristina SILAEVA (KAZ)
>*
Rio YAMADA (JAP), Maybritt VIGL (ITA), Brooklyn MCDOUGALL (CAN), Carolina HITLER-DONNELLY (CAN), TIAN Ruining (CHN), WANG Jingziqian (CHN), Fran VANHOUTTE (BEL), Anna OSTLENDER (GER), Sarah WARREN (USA), Julie Nistad SAMSONSEN (NOR), Ellia SMEDING (GBR), Nikola ZDRAHALOVA (CZE), Irina ILYACHSEHENKO (KAZ)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.65199 del
women's peleton showing once again a small climb is enough for anyone but the best climbers to get dropped


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.65200 del
>>65198
>Kok
Hee hee


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.65201 del
vollering kwabs brappert and squeakban


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.65202 del
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it suddenly started snowing outside


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.65203 del
>>65198
I thought zdrahalova would be higher given she won something of mediocre value recently


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.65204 del
>>65202
It was sunny and I almost fell for the bait
Now it's snowing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.65205 del
Ah well, there's always next weekend.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.65206 del
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Assioma chads stay winning (firmware update taking pro rs/mx from 60 to 160 hours).


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.65207 del
>lost to swiss
shameful display


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.65208 del
>lost to swiss
shameful display


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.65209 del
>>65206
>>65206
Only the PRO series tho. So us Duo chads (and Duo Shi chuds) are SOL


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.65210 del
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grim scenes in Bruxelles


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.65211 del
Don't die Finland.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.65212 del
>>65206
>just download more battery bro


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.65213 del
>>65212
>he hasn't been abusing the download more watts glitch


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.65214 del
>>65211
What is this in reference to


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.65215 del
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I put the name Hitler instead of Hiller in my Vinderbud to see it anyone actually reads it, but nobody noticed yet


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.65216 del
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who will be first


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.65217 del
>>65216
Provence


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.65218 del
>>65203
This is the 500m, she is not a sprinter. Lollobrigida would get 1 star here too


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.65219 del
>>65216
cx


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.65220 del
>>65219
cx after the WC is a democrat hoax


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.65221 del
>>65220
This one is good though


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.65222 del
chute comicale in Almeria


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.65223 del
>>65214
Was to the femme biathlete, she didn't die, lost the silver but easily held to the bronze.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.65224 del
>>65215
I actually googled the name and still smirked


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.65225 del
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Can they make it? Asking for a friend who also has JARNET in his team


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.65226 del
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>short track relay


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.65227 del
>>65225
probably yeah, who's gonna pull? EF?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.65228 del
>>65225
They're working together pretty well but it seems like it's a headwind


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.65229 del
>loulerzhe


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.65230 del
>>65228
And as soon as I say that, they start looking at each other


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.65231 del
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>>65228
>7.6 The riders in Breakaway are not working together very well.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.65232 del
>>65225
A minute on 10km, 9 guys, some strong, they are going all the way.
Tell your """friend""" JARNET will chute though.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.65233 del
a lot of skipping turns right now, especially the angloid


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.65234 del
for gods sake, stop chuting so much in Spain


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.65235 del
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ynr sam oomen


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.65236 del
also laurance and the tietema loser are doing nothing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.65237 del
Attaque thermonucleaire du NORGAY


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.65238 del
>skimo not til wednesday
what I'm supposed to do til then he ?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.65239 del
allez Laurance


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.65240 del
What the FUCK it is snowing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.65241 del
both races finishing at the same time? it's more likely than you think.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.65242 del
>>65238
Practicing your skimo

They should have an actual high consequence skimo objective where these guys will be bivvying on exposed north faces in torrential storms at high altitude for our entertainment


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.65243 del
Good thing I have picked Godon, cashing in on those 300 points.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.65244 del
the first 2 will make it, the others I don't know


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.65245 del
Ehh surely this Norwegian dopeur is not working with Laurance? Right??


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.65246 del
ineos keeps forgetting their white bibs at home


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.65247 del
>both races finishing at the same time


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.65248 del
yup, looking good for Axel L.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.65249 del
peleton gave up, lame


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.65250 del
haha that roundabout hack


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.65251 del
BIG win for Axel Laurence in Provence
and black man wins in Spain


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.65252 del
groenewegen is such a jobber


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.65253 del
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Jarnetgod 2nd?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.65254 del
Even Lecroq in the points


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.65255 del
Godon 18th hehehe


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.65256 del
20 goomblepoints spent on Godon, all for assist points


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.65257 del
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ok, back to olympics. if only those 2nd place collectors could beat the Czechs when it matters in a final.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.65258 del
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>>65253
>>65254
>>65255
Swear to f***ing GOD.
(not j*rnetgod)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.65259 del
Groenewegen is actually still pretty fast. They just can't deliver him in a good spot for the sprint.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.65260 del
>>65215
Cheeky.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.65261 del
>>65259
an obese sprinter like him should easily outsprint someone like girmay


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.65262 del
I have no idea what race this is, but have some more ciclismo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeTP1LGPKw4 [Embed]


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.65263 del
>>65261
He would have if he was in a better position. In the last 1km he was far behind and had to launch his sprint earlier than Girmay did. No slipstream to take advantage of and starting from far back it's not the worst to end 4th.
Not saying he would have won a Tour de France stage but if they sort their sprint train out he could farm small races which should be relevant to a pro conti team.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.65264 del
>>65262
Phew, soul ciclismo.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.65265 del
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that chinese guy can't even see where he's going


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.65266 del
>want to do a zwift race
>it's all a fuckoff mountain routes or 0 signups
>fun is fast


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.65267 del
>>65266
>paying to rape


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.65268 del
>>65215
I read your vinderbud but I only ever check 3-5 stars


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.65269 del
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(1.49 MB 1280x720 skate gf.png)
(1.24 MB 1280x720 posting on cyc.png)
(1.38 MB 1280x720 raping with zwift.png)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.65270 del
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(1.20 MB 1280x720 bertola.png)
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(1.54 MB 1280x720 pelvis training.png)
love those uncommented streams


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.65271 del
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(1.46 MB 1280x720 imagine her on top.png)
(1.21 MB 1280x720 feeling observed.png)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.65272 del
>hardstyle sweet caroline
do d*tch women speedskating fans really?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.65273 del
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(1.25 MB 1280x720 slutta again.png)
(1.21 MB 1280x720 leg.png)
(1.60 MB 1280x720 usa .png)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.65274 del
belgians relegated to the back bench of the section kek


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.65275 del
>>65270
the bertola is very pretty


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.65276 del
do they sell tickets to these things or you just show up and they let you watch?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.65277 del
>female commentor
my immersion is ruined


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.65278 del
nice chute (nice cute)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.65279 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.65280 del
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(1.23 MB 1280x720 skate fan of the year.png)
>>65272
it's not a high brow crowd for sure
>>65276
You need tickets and they cost at least 100 Euros, often much more. Swiss alpine skiing fans were mad that it was expensive and there was no atmosphere compared to normal ski alpine races in the alps.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.65281 del
(134.59 KB 1920x1080 Y3JPZD~1.JPG)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.65282 del
>go alone
>chute
>ruin ice
>thumbs up
>refuse to elaborate
>leave


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.65283 del
>>65276
I think you have to buy a ticket to enter the olympia area and then you can watch whatever you want


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.65284 del
>>65281
SMUG


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.65285 del
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(1.57 MB 1280x720 slutta feet.png)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.65286 del
have to watch NBC stream to get speedskating as Bohemian RAI has been ignoring it AGAIN


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.65287 del
>>65282
the stuff of nightmares really


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.65288 del
except the daddy stream really have become totally unusable recently


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.65289 del
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(1.53 MB 1280x720 hand.png)
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(1.53 MB 1280x720 snoop dogg4.png)
yo dawg


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.65290 del
>>65288
yeah that site sucks now most of the time the streams don't even show whatever they are supposed to show


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.65291 del
>>65288
olimpic streams dot co innit


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.65292 del
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czechoslovakian RAI not even showing their own athlete?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.65293 del
>>65288
You can also listen to some szczszcz, also from Zbigniew BRÓDKA on sport.tvp.pl if it is not geolocked.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.65294 del
VIOLENCE. SPEED. MOMENTUM


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.65295 del
NIPPON


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.65296 del
nippon strong


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.65297 del
Ugly bugs, imagine having yellow fever kek.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.65298 del
>>65297
yellow is closest to GOLD


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.65299 del
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>>65297


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.65300 del
>tfw no SAMSONEN sprinter gf


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.65301 del
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>>65297


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.65302 del
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some little squeaker wins the sprint in Vendée


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.65303 del
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disappointing time from hitler-donnelly


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.65304 del
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>stop sending me this shit


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.65305 del
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polish lass called wojak vs chinese runner next


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.65306 del
>A WOJAK false start


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.65307 del
chyna vs polska, this determines the validity of his post


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.65308 del
>false start
>nobody even moved a muscle
yeah alright ref


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.65309 del
>>65307
>both suck


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.65310 del
>>65308
>false start
hrm


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.65311 del
Phew, don't have to explain myself in front of berts.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.65312 del
>>65308
didn't get down fast enough


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.65313 del
she's crying now


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.65314 del
Why are you crying, haven't you seen your ratings in Autismbud?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.65315 del
WOJAK brutally mogged by bugs


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.65316 del
Ca marche ou non?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.65317 del
Ca marche bon AND she is a cutie!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.65318 del
tfw no italian speed skater doping gf


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.65319 del
grande thighs


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.65320 del
>>65318
IKTFB


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.65321 del
wtf jumpscare


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.65322 del
is there are a starting order? like the betters start later and later?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.65323 del
Cute lad from Taiwan.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.65324 del
>>65323
mogged


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.65325 del
>>65322
think so, the best ones always seem to start among the last


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.65326 del
bad starts, its over


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.65327 del
slutta is so plastic


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.65328 del
Jutta too big to sprint


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.65329 del
alright don't underestimate the slut


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.65330 del
Lumbered down the aisle.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.65331 del
KNEEL FOR QUEEN SLUTTA


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.65332 del
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>>65327


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.65333 del
>>65332
I really hate filled lips


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.65334 del
>>65332
VERY unfortunate


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.65335 del
>>65333
it will only get worse once she goes full bog


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.65336 del
Guess I can only get a 4th in this semen slurping sport.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.65337 del
>>65332
I dare not search for no makeup slutta


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.65338 del
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.65339 del
near chute experience


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.65340 del
DISHONORUBURU


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.65341 del
snoop dog spotted


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.65342 del
UH OH KOKBROS


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.65343 del
nevermind the black one cracked to nothing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.65344 del
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>>65342


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.65345 del
obliterated
femkoks rejoice


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.65346 del
whorebros our response???


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.65347 del
All is well in the state of Netherlands, the gibbon is out as well.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.65348 del
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I prefer shorttrack it was very anime the way they all had their own style of starting the sprint sorry for low quality image can't find it unless ripped from vids


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.65349 del
why does the black kween start like a 100m sprint?
Isn't that shit optimized by now?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.65350 del
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>setting OR in your final season as a swansong
>clean sport


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.65351 del
>>65349
BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.65352 del
wait, so it's pronounced jutta and not žuta?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.65353 del
>>65350
rounders skates, altitude camps and better feed


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.65354 del
>>65352
thought it was jütta


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.65355 del
>>65350
c-carbohydrates!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.65356 del
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(149.75 KB 1920x1080 Y38BE0~1.JPG)


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.65357 del
>>65349
the winners don't even have aero booba installed so there are at least two BIG optimizations left to make


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.65358 del
>>65356
nippon strong


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.65359 del
ski jumper femmes a cute


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.65360 del
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>BIG snow incoming
>lots of snow and rain in the coming week
not again


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.65361 del
>>65360
already at 4cm here and it’s still snowing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.65362 del
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>>65361
just fuck our shit up


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.65363 del
>>65361
it's over, another vine session tomorrow it is


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.65364 del
am I obliged to pick Gee-West with my username this season?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.65365 del
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>>65360
>Finally good weather
>Goes to vienna for a month
God is laughing at me


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.65366 del
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Isn't alcohol haram? I will be reporting her and Remco to their local Imam


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.65367 del
>>65366
when there's a roof over your head allah ain't watching is the reasoning I once got from some muslim


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.65368 del
>>65366
they dont care about rules unless they are convenient for them


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.65369 del
>>65366
in my experience anything goes but pork and even then


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.65370 del
>>65367
>>65368
>>65369
Well, this changes everything. I had no idea religion was so full of hypocrites!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.65371 del
>>65370
don't think she and her family is muslim anyways


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.65372 del
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anime wheels
anime bikes


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.65373 del
>>65372
anime was based for riding with this


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.65374 del
It is set, shan't be picking neo-bougnoule. Don't think the 12km TT is enough to matter that much, despite him winning it obviously.

>>65367
I have heard that in this extremely semitic state of exception cars work as well. Cabriolets don't, THOUGH.
But wait, does sunroof work as well? Or Allah is able to squint hard enough to see you?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.65375 del
>>65371
They are, remco basically converted


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.65376 del
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>>65373
Grug had a MTB version of this but they never talked about it


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.65377 del
>>65375
yeah but at best what they have going is some off brand sect thing
>>65376
plankgate had to be memory holed


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.65378 del
>>65376
I can't believe he almost ruined his career because he was so fucking dumb he thought the plank would remain


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.65379 del
>>65375
they're not muslims at all, at best some larp but I don't even think they pretend to be


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.65380 del
milan for 6 points, what a steal


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.65381 del
>>65377
They just want to feel special, but still live in the western world of course


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.65382 del
>>65380
combo pack off brand milan with off brand kristoff


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.65383 del
>Fem KOK
>Fem BOL
scriptwriters getting bit lazy


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.65384 del
>Remco Evenepoel revealed in an emotional Instagram post on Monday that he found strength in praying with his wife Oumi, who is Muslim, during the past few dark months. In an online press conference, Evenepoel confirmed that he finds strength in Islam.

>It's something I learned about over the past year," says Evenepoel. "It's something we share, and we're proud to be able to share it. It's something each person has to do for themselves—or not. I can't judge that. For me, it's something to hold on to, something that helps me through life. It's something beautiful, so it's nice to be able to share it with Oumi. It's really about Islam."

Sounds religious to me


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.65385 del
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>>65384
apostates will find no comfort in this life or the next mashallah


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.65386 del
>>65384
If they were muslim his wife wouldn't be showing her fat ass on instagram every hour if the day
It's all an act, could easily have been scientology knowing how much of a brainlet remco is


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.65387 del
>>65384
but what kind of islam is that supposed to be
>premarital sex (both)
>show off skin/hair/body (oumi)
>drink alcohol (both)
>no fasting during ramabloblo (remco)
just to name a few things, how can you be X if you ignore many of the fundamental rules of X. Gotta be a fake vibes only Islam or something


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.65388 del
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>Soap dispenser no longer dispenses soap
>Take it apart to diagnose issue
>Pump opening is completely clogged with mold
>I use this soap to clean all my bidons


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.65389 del
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Only those who walk in the path of blessed Allah are fit to be crowned his champions


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.65390 del
>>65388
do you use some shitty soap or what. mold isn't supposed to grow in there.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.65391 del
>>65388
Well penicillined.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.65392 del
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>>65388
>mold in your bidon
>mold in your soap
>mold in you


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.65393 del
>>65388
another L for plastic chuds. Sad!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.65394 del
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>>65388


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.65395 del
Algarve startlist is fucking stacked


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.65396 del
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>>65388


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.65397 del
eating the burgers to hopefully restore some watts


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.65398 del
To be honest soap does nothing just slides crap off from the surface and you wash it down with water. So even if the soap came with an amount of spores those should have just washed off.
In theory.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.65399 del
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>>65398
yes soap is useless and actually harmful like why would you even try to get rid of MOLD that's so silly what's wrong with a bit of MOLD in your bidon. And yourself.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.65400 del
>>65398
>Moldposting.jpg


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.65401 del
the only thing to get rid of mold is the flame


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.65402 del
>>65399
What I wrote is: if the soap came with spores it would still help slide the same spores off.
I did not write soap is useless, I wrote exactly what it does. Do you think soap is some kind of magical disinfectant? How do you think soap works?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.65403 del
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>>65402
all good, mold posting is an inside joke


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.65404 del
we all use special swedish butthole cleanser by now anyway so mould is no longer a factor


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.65405 del
watching ski jumping femmes, no idea how that sport works
adjusting UAE tour team, no idea how that is supposed to work


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.65406 del
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Yes, hello; Del Toro is too expensive.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.65407 del
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Last week of r*pe berts


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.65408 del
>>65407
But it's February. Surely you mean at least three more months?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.65409 del
>>65407
>he thinks march won't bring a full on winter comeback


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.65410 del
>>65406
and the 10-14 pointers are all a complete gamble


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.65411 del
>>65406
>>65410
thoughts on Gee-West


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.65413 del
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GC. >>65412


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.65414 del
I just saw a brand new matte black fixie Pinarello Dogma with TT disc and mud guards


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.65415 del
>>65413
Grim.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.65416 del
>>65403
Ah okay. Never mind then.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.65417 del
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>>65414
a road frame fixie conversion is fine and dandy but what about the real deal for the streets?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.65418 del
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>>65366
>Flying all the way to South Africa to drink sparkling grape juice


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.65419 del
>>65409
Bert please, I can't take it


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.65420 del
>>65411
>recently married


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.65421 del
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>>65410
Thinking about the cat abuser.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.65422 del
>>65413
Wow I survived. Thank you JARNET


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.65423 del
>>65411
Shipped in to replace ciccone, will do nothing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.65424 del
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>>65413
My poor norbert doing well again so he will have to keep playing


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.65425 del
Oh great another impossible one again


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.65426 del
I want to do something crazy in UAE


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.65427 del
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>>65424
What happened to Le Druide. He always plays as well. Maybe he is dead


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.65428 del
>>65424
It's a curse, I'm going through FRAUDU's strava as we speak


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.65429 del
higuita?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.65430 del
>>65428
kek


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.65431 del
>>65426
I have no sprinters as of this moment


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.65432 del
>>65426
All in on Ineos?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.65433 del
>>65429
Yes, hello? No this is Bert


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.65434 del
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Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.65435 del
>>65434
I am not falling for that Dinham bullshit anymore


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.65436 del
>>65434
hitting em with the dinhammer


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.65437 del
>>65434
I have Tulett, does this mean it's a bad pick? Did you pick him to make the team worse? Or is it a good pick? Please elaborate


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.65438 del
>>65434
Bert, you need Jesus UAE in you life!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.65439 del
>>65434
>Bent Oillet


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.65440 del
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I have 2 velobux to spare.
Listening to suitors.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.65441 del
stefan THE bod will top 10


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.65442 del
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>>65440
I need 2 velobux, can I have them?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.65443 del
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>>65442
Compelling offer, anyone else?


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.65445 del
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>>65441
>>65443
Upgrade Houcou to De Bogged!


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.65446 del
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>peek at axelfraud
This guy is really fucking stupid.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.65447 del
big Gleb for 6


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.65448 del
>>65445
It would be Big Florian do Debogged, tinkin aboot it, would rather not.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.65449 del
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>>65446
van EETVELT again
>johannessen


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.65450 del
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>Van Eetvelt


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.65451 del
>>65446
Seems about right, the TT won't matter at all


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.65452 del
>>65451
Van Ee on Torito tier, Tobias Halland, Storer and mediocre Ahmed suddenly are tree stars, not sure why is Fraudu for two while Pablito only one and a fair few others on the lower tier.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.65453 del
>>65452
Yeah and? The 2 stars are even worse at climbing. The startlist just sucks. Honestly adam bin yashidi will be 3rd probably


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.65454 del
I'm unsure who LABs gc man is


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.65455 del
>>65454
Vingegaard


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.65456 del
>>65455
>dropped pogi and waited
>got dropped by tourist and cried
weird fella


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.65457 del
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>>65455
he could've been


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.65458 del
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Ok, I will pick Remco, geez.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.65459 del
>>65456
It's even worse, he dropped the tourist and cried


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.65460 del
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>>65459


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.65461 del
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I thought you are done, Bertch?
You have made your adjustments to the adjustments, you have closed your 27 browser tabs and you're finally free?
Think again, Bert.


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.65462 del
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>>65461
fuck off


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.65463 del
>>65461
I don't even open the tabs anymore. I have all results memorized


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.65464 del
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>>65461


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.65465 del
Rumour is they are still counting my Provence points


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.65466 del
>>65423
AFAIK he was supposed to do Algarve instead, so this changes almost nothing in terms of his schedule


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.65467 del
>>65461
i agree. this is too much. the solution is to not count the warmup. please do this.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.65468 del
Is there any way to listen to ONLY Carlton Kirby race feeds??


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.65469 del
>>65461
I just one shot a team the day before the race.
Honestly, less hassle and often time it ends up better than spending time on wondering who to take.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.65470 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.65471 del
>>65470
picking only you're boys is off the scale


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.65472 del
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Yeah whatever. Evenecuck, Toro, Maylan and whatever garbage you can afford then. I don't give a FUCK


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.65473 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.65475 del
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The whole family has now had a recurring cold for the past three weeks. Training has gone to shit as a result. Now the daughter is sicker again, fever and eye infection. We went to see a doctor and apparently she has an ear infection as well. Now I am also seeing a doctor in an hour's time, probably got some sinus cavity infection as well. I just want to ride again goddammit.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.65476 del
>>65475
nothing more annoying than an ear infection


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.65477 del
>>65476
Yeah, constant discomfort and pain and tearfulness isn't that fun for a child


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.65478 del
>DNS URINESTAND


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.65479 del
There's 5-10 cm of snow outside, AGAIN


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.65480 del
why the FUCK did I pick Godu. needs to be consistent and even give a fuck about gc which isnt guaranteed. meanwhile malucelli has 4 chances and it doesnt matter at all if he fucks 1 or 2 up completely


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.65481 del
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not picking the moroccan or MILAN


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.65482 del
didler goes solo


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.65483 del
>>65478
Fantastic start, me.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.65484 del
>>65482
already cashing in on my 4 point pick. when there's nobody in the team he needs to ride for like grug, he's usually in the break.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.65485 del
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Not going for Milan will probably be costly but whatever, also first time in a long time I've picked Fraudu


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.65486 del
has tiz gone to complete shit for everyone or just me? based sheikhs streaming on youtube really made me notice the difference


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.65487 del
>>65486
it has always been shit tbh


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.65488 del
UAE tour live:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T_Z-69SFaLE [Embed]


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.65489 del
you can see how the rabobank rider krausweick don't sit comfortably on the bike with the mandated team bike fit


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.65490 del
didler pinchazos


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.65491 del
>25°C in UAE
poor locals must be shivering from this cold wave


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.65492 del
wasn't this race supposed to be pogi vs jonas vs memco? how did pogi manage not to ride this for his sheik overlords?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.65493 del
strong winds
waiting for project echelon


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.65494 del
>stage shortened
Jonas just called


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.65495 del
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>>65481
>>65485
Vernonbros


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.65496 del
sandy chute


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.65497 del
MUNTON CAIDA
ITS OVER


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.65498 del
I thought echelons were part if the UAE tour, the fuck is this dumb shit of shortening the stage


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.65499 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.65500 del
johannessen did get some some. I assume they use a fresh chain every day with the sand getting into the drivetrain.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.65501 del
dealer caught


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.65502 del
didler has been caught


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.65503 del
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hardcore astana fans


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.65504 del
audio and visuals not quite adding up here


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.65505 del
Ineos allowed to wear the white bibs in the desert


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.65506 del
Short track is such a silly sport
Total assassination galore


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.65507 del
>>65506
that's what's so fun about it


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.65508 del
Cowardly assassination of a korean unsung hero by a cowardly belgian!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.65509 del
>chutes on her very own


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.65510 del
gc guys fighting for 2 bonus seconds as if there wont be 10min gaps on Mobrah


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.65511 del
they have MADISON in skating? Very cool


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.65512 del
MALUCELLI should lead out BIG GLEB to be quite honest with you


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.65513 del
>>65512
They should both leadout Lev Godnov tbqh


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.65514 del
8 km to go, still WAY to early to tune in in a desert race


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.65515 del
so Milan is too fat for this finish?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.65516 del
>>65515
But he won last year


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.65517 del
>>65516
now he's stuck in the middle of the pedalton


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65518 del
chute


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65519 del
CHUTE


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65520 del
chute!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65521 del
milan ded


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65522 del
Chute STORER, MILAN J!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65523 del
MILAN DOWN
HES NOT GETTING UP


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65524 del
CHUTE MYLAND


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.65525 del
Milan completely nowhere, and he is my only sprinter


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.65526 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.65527 del
>>65525
Kek, I'm done


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.65528 del
del stier wins lol


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.65529 del
Kek, torito.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.65530 del
del dopo is doing it!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.65531 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.65532 del
hot damn the goomble is already a complete disaster oh wow


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.65533 del
Not normal. And another 18 velocoins down the drain


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.65534 del
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This is gonna be another annus horribilis


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.65535 del
>>65533
thumbs up, he fine
>copium


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.65536 del
Never mind, I forgot I had torito


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.65537 del
ynr remco


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.65538 del
Tiberi third


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.65539 del
van eet feel top 10


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.65540 del
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should've kept pickrell but I wanted to pick my boy (GLEB)


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.65541 del
>>65538
I fucking hate Tiberi. Whenever I pick him he is complete garbage and vice versa


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.65542 del
Toilet elebenty, Remco twenty.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.65543 del
Remco seething hard lmao


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.65544 del
milan still not past the finish line


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.65545 del
>>>65544
His hand is fucked, couldn't hold his bars
He's joining mads on the raper


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.65546 del
>>65544
Great. Another disaster and I have two more fucking teams to fucking pick


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.65547 del
>>65543
Kek, what is it this time?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.65548 del
>>65547
Probably didn't expect all his competitors to sprint for bonis


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.65549 del
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what do you think of the post picked riders?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.65550 del
>Urinesneed DNS
You get a refund for these right?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.65551 del
>>65549
i have 2


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.65552 del
>>65549
That I feel a connection with fellow HOUCOU pickers


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.65553 del
>>65551
but who the fuck is this houcou guy? did the youtuber pick him?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.65554 del
Burgerbert wins, Patjebert and >usingpedalsbert may get the same score, Bertele also very high.

>>65550
We don't.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.65555 del
>>65551
What the hell is that team. I missed your announcement you were doing Team Fraudulence this year


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.65556 del
>>65553
got 2nd in a stage in oman and yes youtube guy talked about him


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.65557 del
>>65553
Please pay attention to the sport


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.65558 del
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>>65555


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.65559 del
>>65554
I thought DNS stage 1 was an auto swap since you couldn't change


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.65560 del
I thought Malucelli was too fat for this sprint and that Vernon would be a better pick. Oh well, at least it wasn't a disaster like Milan hehe.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.65561 del
>>65559
He only swaps your guy if there is a startlist change. If a rider drops out of the race it's just bad luck for you.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.65562 del
>>65553
Oman legend (I did not pick him to make space for MY BOYS)


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.65563 del
>>65549
If velogames taught me anything over the years its to never put yours eggs in the same basket, especially for sprinters. I got burned too many times in GT. 68% of people don't get it tho.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.65564 del
>>65563
The dude copying axelgaard is like 5th in our competition and this has opened my eyes to the GC stack and ignoring the sprinter roulette


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.65565 del
>>65564
I completely ignored sprinters once and it was my worst goomble ever


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.65566 del
UKUbros, 130th. Surely he was just held up by the chute.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.65567 del
>Wake up
>Turn on UAE Tour
>My sprinter's corpse is being tended to
What the fuck happened


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.65568 del
>>65563
Yeah and then you don't pick Milan and he wins 4 stages


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.65569 del
>>65565
I don't think its about ignoring completely.
But i do think its overall better / safer to have like 2 mid sprinter rather than one superstar.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.65570 del
>>65567
one guy randomly chuted on himself for no reason and that took out a dozen other guys behind him


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.65571 del
>>65569
This, GC points are OP
Only grand tours are worth picking the superstar because of the interest from the green jersey


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.65572 del
while I have velogames open, 2 new races to pick riders opened up today. more work I guess. the goomble slaving never ends.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.65573 del
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>>65572
J-wow 26
Rat 24
I don't know chief.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.65574 del
man those volta legends are a real steal. 6 points for Nych.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.65575 del
>>65573
picking both is half of our budget
goombling on one of them only will boost the others strength by 15%
decisions decisions


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.65576 del
>>65573
Why is he so stingy this year, I wouldn't mind if the mid range was cheaper but they aren't


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.65577 del
>>65576
Complaints? For that prices have just gone up another 10%. We can keep doing this all day


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.65578 del
>>65550
>>65554
>>65559
>>65561
He DID swap Urianstad for Dillier


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.65579 del
>>65578
FREE POINTS


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.65580 del
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Lmao


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.65581 del
>>65580
This faux Muslim act is so tiresome


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.65582 del
>>65578
Veloman has gone soft.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.65583 del
>>65580
Remco should leave the Islam to actual muslims like Simon M. Yates


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.65584 del
>>65578
george is a kwab


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.65585 del
>>65578
WHAT??


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.65586 del
I have filed an official complaint


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.65587 del
I also demand he rerplaces my team


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.65588 del
people who get kwaked big time after stage 1 should be allowed to replace their most kwaked rider free of charge


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.65589 del
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First short bib ride of the year


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.65590 del
Del taco did what pogi couldn't last year without even making the stage hard.
The new dopeur has risen


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.65591 del
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>>65589
meanwhile


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.65592 del
Yes so I demand the change Milan to Tiberi. And then I have another 4 extra velocoins for the next race


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.65593 del
>>65591
I had to shovel snow once more ..


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.65594 del
>>65592
Denied


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.65595 del
>>65592
I spent my extra credits from the Mads refund to buy Milan. What a scam.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.65596 del
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Where are my points?
Where is Milan??


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.65597 del
now that I think about it with how it's going LIDL will lose Ayuso to a chute next


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.65598 del
>>65596
It's in the valley of Po.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.65599 del
Wielerflits is seething hard


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.65600 del
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>>65598
but he's supposed to be racing in the united states of united arab emirates!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.65601 del
>>65599
wat nou gebeurt?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.65602 del
>>65601
UAE won


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.65603 del
>>65599
>>65602
These are my people. Love Wout hate UAE. Simple as.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.65604 del
Just pick Del Toro and then you are not angry when he wins


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.65605 del
>>65603
They are beyond woutism, there's comments in there hoping crashweak can ride a good result in this race


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.65606 del
>>65597
Could be worse, they might lose another team mate!


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.65607 del
>>65605
absolute degens


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.65608 del
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>>65578


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.65609 del
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>>65599
they have this nice photo of fem cock though


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.65610 del
>>65604
>Del Toro: Wins sprint stages, stages for puncheurs, good weather, bad weather, GT climbs, gravel. Basically never stops winning unless lining up for Pogi
>Berts: Remove Del Toro so they can fit both Fraudu and Van Shitvelt on their team
Really jogs the noggin


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.65611 del
my favourite wheelrunner is Sepp Kuss


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.65612 del
>>65605
Heh old Kruijswijk... only been 6 years since he was last relevant. Bound for a comeback any day now.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.65613 del
Jesus fuck there is a fucking monsoon outside. FUCK


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.65614 del
>>65613
/bert/ getting destroyed by water


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.65615 del
>>65613
are you made of sugar ?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.65616 del
>>65613
For me it's sticky snow, half of a degree and it is sleet. For now it is very comfy.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.65617 del
Hello I HATE Tim Wellens


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.65618 del
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>Here comes the rain again
>Raining in my head like a tragedy


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.65619 del
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Seems like there is light patchy rain in the Low Countries. Only the peoples of the Pyrenees can complain about weather

>>65617
He really is the worst. Either totally destroys competition or is a random jobber, nothing in between. Never any indication when he will ride hard.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.65620 del
>Spanish rai in charge of time keeping


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.65621 del
>>65619
are there still big snow piles around NYC?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.65622 del
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just like cote d'azur


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.65623 del
>>65621
Not really, we finally got above freezing for a few days and there's just small piles here and there. We got 1cm of snow overnight but it really didn't stick


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.65624 del
>>65619
it is february, there is your indication


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.65625 del
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wtf is this? I thought this was a cycling race and not a gr*vel race


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.65626 del
PIDCVCK goes solo
too late too little


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.65627 del
I'm happy for moronic that he can hang on after his really bad last season


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.65628 del
>>65625
It's explicitly marketed as a "mini Strade Bianche" - the gravel is kind of essential.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.65629 del
>>65628
The sterrato is actually much worse than in Italy (and that's a good thing)


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.65631 del
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>>65630
slowly becoming desensitized


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.65632 del
gils van maxim always ranks high in vinderbud, but I don't really get it.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.65633 del
why is Jean on monday and that stupid sprint on prime time sunday


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.65634 del
>>65632
is he not accurately rated? he's in the top 4 and had 4 stars


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.65635 del
If they weren't slurping they would have humbled him, not it's them getting humbled


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.65636 del
>>65634
what is he even supposed to be? the previous remco?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.65637 del
>>65636
the next Bjorg Lambrecht


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.65638 del
>>65630
F
the only consolation is it will never happen to me


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.65639 del
I just call it already UAE 12 and bertaczek will stop watching ciclismo due to very early UAE fatigue


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65640 del
>>65632
chute comicale van gils


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65641 del
at some points the other teams will also train harder


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65642 del
maxim van chute
well and jan lost the sprint to pidkek


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65643 del
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Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65644 del
retarded chute


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.65645 del
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>>65640
didn't mean to reply


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.65646 del
>pidcvckitini


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.65647 del
well I hope you didn't pick VAN GILS for superclassico since he will be out of top 30


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.65648 del
oh well that makes the ruta del sol goomble better


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.65649 del
rolf, rusbert and bertaczek with very fraudulent UAE teams


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.65650 del
how long do you reckon CHRISTEN's ban from racing gonna be? we cannot allow these hotheads on the road


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.65651 del
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>>65630
F


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.65652 del
>>65650
it’s cycling and he’s from a good (the best) team at most he gets a relegation for this race


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.65653 del
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so let me grab rusberts webms so you can make a judgement for yourself.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.65654 del
>>65630
F
death tolls keep rising and rising


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.65655 del
>>65653
Holy shit what mong, almost funny.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.65656 del
>>65653
it would’ve been fine if he didn’t went until the barricade kinda dick move still legal in my opinion


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.65657 del
>>65653
6 months ban at least


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.65658 del
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So I had to help the student and missed out on sunny ride. Did some r*pe to compensate.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.65659 del
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>>65658
about to do the same thing after i find one more cr2032


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.65660 del
>>65653
I would appreciate a christen ban


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.65661 del
SON of a gun, i just had to remove the battery tree times and then it starts working again


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.65662 del
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>>65653
no turn left, straight road, no need to deviate, also too far away to drag.
GUILTY


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.65663 del
>>65659
Good luck brother, still 2 more weeks of rains and spring is here


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.65664 del
>>65653
this guy is genuinely the lowest IQ rider in the peleton


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.65665 del
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>>65659
>cr2032


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.65666 del
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>>65658
did a race out of boredom


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.65667 del
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>>65666
abnormal


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.65668 del
DSQ CHRISTEN


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.65669 del
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>DSQ CHRISTEN Jan


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.65670 del
>>65668
what's even the point in a one day race, he should immediately get the yellow card ban


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.65671 del
>>65668
>>65669
very good decision, don't like christen


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.65672 del
>>65670
He'll get a yellow for sure


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.65673 del
Jan C. DSQd for following pidkek's wheel. big injustice.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.65674 del
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If I knew today's results maybe I'd keep Torito and Van Wilder, hehe.
Surely it will all fall into place once the TT and Mobrah has played out.
One good adjustment I made was unknown Gee out for Feline Fiend.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.65675 del
he literally dindu nuffin


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.65676 del
you saw van gils bike handling skills, non existent


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.65677 del
the DSQ does not go far enough we need to see a 4 year ban minimum


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.65678 del
I say we make him suffer


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.65679 del
>>65678
Soft cushions and comfy chair?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.65680 del
valter went from strade top 5 to weaker than kubis in mini strade


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.65681 del
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might attempt 3rd rep
but legs feels so sleepy last couple of days, like there's 20 kg weight on them
wake me up


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.65682 del
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when's the bert gravel gran fondo?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.65683 del
>>65680
and that's his best result in forever


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.65684 del
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>>65682
That can be arranged, I know some cool places


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.65685 del
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>berts fighting for position on long stretches between étangs
Could be fun too


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.65686 del
>>65685
bertacek would bonk here in the headwind


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.65687 del
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>>65686
can't bonk if you pinchazo 10 km in


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.65688 del
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okay-ish


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.65689 del
>>65688
Gut bert


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.65690 del
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omloop fever


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.65691 del
>Is there more hated cyclist in the world than Jan Christen?
no I don't think so
>I can see even suspension for him for this not only DSQ.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.65692 del
>>65691
He’s also clearly hated within his own team not that’s special within UAE


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.65693 del
I would imagine that a Bert gran fondo would be a disaster in the making.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.65694 del
>>65691
The card system they have introduced is very lenient. Unless they have made some updates to it getting a yellow card is purely symbolic and doesn't affect the rider in a meaningful way.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.65695 del
>>65694
last spring I think del dopo got 2 or 3 yellows for mundane shit on separate occasions and it really did not amount to anything
the uci has a list of yellows on their site


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.65696 del
<Why do you think your first pro year was a bit disappointing?

>“I suffered an injury early on, followed by a crash with quite a significant impact. It wasn't a dream start, then. I also realized that the difference in level between the U23s and the WorldTour is quite significant. On the other hand, it may have been an important learning year, where I immediately encountered the downsides of cycling. But that was also interesting. It's positive that I learned a lot, but I'm not happy with the results. That really needs to improve in the coming year.”
<Did those high expectations make the season extra tough for you?

>“Absolutely. I think there's a lot of pressure on young riders. I definitely feel it too. Everyone thinks I'm going to be a good rider, which is their right. But they also think I'll reach the pros and immediately win my first races. Of course, it doesn't work that way. Everyone has their own growth path and career. I have to focus on myself and not listen to what people say. But that's difficult, because everyone wants me to win.”

<Is that pressure sometimes too much?

>“If I'm honest, yes. I think it hinders my performance. If you don't win, it doesn't mean you're doing badly. But it does feel that way sometimes. That was frustrating at a certain point. You start to think it's not good enough. That's really difficult as a young rider. But I've found support within the team now, and they're helping me focus on myself.”

Pablo Torres in the NGMI zone


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.65697 del
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>>65695
this guy has 4 and was never even close to an official punishment
atleast they took a stage win from him


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.65698 del
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I guess that's for bertaczeks 2026 collage


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.65699 del
>>65653
can they just give him a short ban for consistent, general stupidity. perhaps a TUE for some experimental nootropics


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.65701 del
>I'll reach the pros and immediately win my first races.
NGMI, if you can't immediately smash 98% of your competition you won't make it


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.65702 del
>>65701
for >>65696 of course


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.65703 del
are we thinking lipowiz will finally show up for algarve or will he dodge again


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.65704 del
>>65698
I have plenty of material already and it's only mid of february
So far I have been diligent


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.65705 del
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looks like I missed this article featuring veloman himself. I just summarize the highlights:
>he's from London, 46 years of age.
>founded in 1997 where you e-mailed your picks to him, American Lance fans were the first big group to play it
>shut down for 2 years because ASO went after him for copyright infringement. ASO even invited him to the final stage in Paris, as a sort of apology and recognition.
>Yellow, pink or red? - Pink
>I'm not much of a cyclist myself - more of a couch potato and nerdy fan. I've never even had a proper road bike.
>The second year coincided with the Festina scandal and the sit-down protests. The system for what happens when a stage is cancelled or neutralised, or a rider gets disqualified, was set back then
> Pogačar was 34 credits last year, which was well worth it because he broke the 4,000-points barrier. He was picked by 74% of players so I might put him on 36
>I've made some huge mistakes in the past. The biggest was Puck Pieterse, who I only valued at four credits a couple of years ago because she came from cyclo-cross and had no road results.
>Players are about 30% Britain, 30% US and 40% everywhere else - primarily Canada, Australia and New Zealand. It's popular in Portugal and France. There's even a podcast about it in Brazil.
and how to win velogames:
>It's not really an exact science. For Grand Tours, you need two of the top three on GC, plus the best sprinter, then value for money elsewhere.
full interview here:
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/trademark-tussles-scoring-systems-and-pricing-pogacar-how-one-man-built-a-30-000-player-fantasy-cycling-game


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.65706 del
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also Bertaczek reinvented the gr*vel bike. that will be 7900€ plus tip


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.65707 del
>>65705
legend, I will always remember that emergency e-mail saying that lidl put the wrong pedersen on the startlist


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.65708 del
Remco news:
he will start his ITT at 9:54 CET. he's pretty sure that will take over the "leiderstrui" tomorrow after the seething today.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.65709 del
>>65708
if he loses to turdling he might call a jihad


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.65710 del
>If you still don't believe in performance-enhancing drugs at that team (and elsewhere), you don't want to see it. It's also laughable how the guy suddenly seems to be unaffected by the heat. Inexplicable performance curves (+15 to 20%). Look at Yates and Wellens, who had already reached a certain level elsewhere for a long time, and what they're suddenly capable of at UAE. But also at other teams, sometimes very strange performance curves. People say they have the most money so they get the best riders, but that's not so bad considering how many of them are the best riders. Some certainly are, but many certainly aren't (Narvaez, Yates, Wellens, etc., etc.). Perhaps even the best doctors.

>Anyway, now the reactions will follow: "Do you have proof?"

based wielerflitsers


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.65711 del
>It's February 16th, the season has supposedly yet to begin. And UAE has 12 wins. And even more top-5 finishes. Sorry, completely unbelievable. Where are the investigative journalists?


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.65712 del
>In 1994 we knew it, Gewiss, in 2026 it's the UAE. It's basically the same story. I'm definitely going to grab some popcorn for the documentary in 10 years.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.65713 del
>I want to remain optimistic about the sport, with all my best intentions, but I've been struggling so far this season. A team where riders stand out across the board is the death knell for the competition. At one point, there were only 25 riders left, six of whom were from UAE. Christian, who's cheering like a champ seconds after he's crushed Van Gils. It might be too easy to make UAE the villain, but they're certainly living up to it.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.65714 del
I'm imagining the UAE DS was screaming at Christen the entire time they were chasing Wellens that he was not allowed to pull or attack.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.65715 del
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Robert DUVALL is gone.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.65716 del
>>65715
a duvel for duvall


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.65717 del
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>>65715


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.65718 del
>>65715
I love the smell of napalm in my bidons. makes sure that no mold survived the bombing.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.65719 del
>A statement from Duvall's representative said "In keeping with Duvall's wishes, no formal service will be held." "Instead, the family encourages those who wish to honor his memory to do so in a way that reflects the life he lived by watching a great film
he was in so many great movies, I don't even know where to start. maybe Falling Down in honor of Maxim van Gils.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.65720 del
>>65710
Where was all the squeaking when Jumbo won everything


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.65721 del
>>65720
This never happened though


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.65722 del
>>65710
>>65711
>>65712
>>65713
I really appreciate these people


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.65723 del
>>65720
you mean because they went on altitude camp, ate better and trained better? hardly comparable to the dopage of february wellens


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.65724 del
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>>65424
I've seen this movie before...


Tenerife... shit. I'm still only in Tenerife... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on the pave. When I was home after my first Ronde, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to Plugge, until I said "yes" to a lifelong contract. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the pave. I'm here a week now... waiting for a competitor... getting softer. Every minute I ride on Kruijswijk's wheel, I get weaker, and every minute Mathieu cruises the Spanish Riviera in his Lambo, he gets stronger.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.65725 del
Pogacar: Smell that? You smell that?
Jonas: What?
Pogacar: Ketones, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of ketones in the morning. You know, one time we had a mountain stage, for 6 hours. When it was all over, I rode up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' Vismoid body. The smell, you know that sweet Ketone smell? The whole mountain. Smelled like... victory. Someday this Tour's gonna end.


Bert 02/16/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.65726 del
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Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.65727 del
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there an extra 10 cm of new snow


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.65728 del
>>65727
kino conditions for rape and homemade burgers


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.65729 del
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lmao


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.65730 del
>>65729
F


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.65731 del
>>65729
Oh well, at least now he can't burn my veloteam again


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.65732 del
Pissma lease a doper looking for a new sponsor because the Norwegians are giving up


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.65733 del
>>65729
That bang on the ground didn't look good but this is almost the worst case scenario.
Bike enforcers when. Renshaw would handle this little shit for sure.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.65734 del
>>65729
>a yellow card (zonder yellow card) is appropriate rehabilitative justice in this scenario
>t. UCI


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.65735 del
>>65734
van gils should have just seethed like memco and let go after j. christ blocked the path.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.65736 del
>>65735
Are you the third christ brother


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.65737 del
>>65735
seethe if you're closed off the front
pedal harder and ride away if you're in the meta
it's just that shrimple


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.65738 del
BREAKING
Remco no longer has aero skin


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.65739 del
>>65736
He's right though, just play the DQ card without sacrificing your season


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.65740 del
>>65729
ruining your season for a podium yikes another year gone


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.65741 del
>>65727
every night it snows and every day it melts
whats up with that


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.65742 del
>>65735
>CIDF
lmao


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.65743 del
um yes, hello. waar live coverage of remco?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.65744 del
>>65742
I'm not defending the low IQ rider, I'm just victim blaming van gils and his bike handling skills


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.65745 del
Bert's peer pressure pick Houcouclan over the line


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.65746 del
REMCO REMCO REMCO
beat that tardling


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.65747 del
kinda ridiculous that there are maybe 3 riders who are interesting to watch and one starts hours before the broadcast and there are 2 hours between the other two


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.65748 del
ynr Bissegger being good at ITTs once


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.65749 del
Why is this TT so early like wtf i’m working here


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.65750 del
>>65747
Tarling is also already off


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.65751 del
tarling normal today


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.65752 del
>>65750
it's a travesty


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.65753 del
>2nd time (+0.04) for Tarling Joshua (INEOS Grenadiers) at timepoint 1 in 6.28 (53.814 km/h).


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.65754 del
fraudU and yatesi losing a lot of time today


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.65755 del
Time gap is massive over such a short distance, memco really is a monster


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.65756 del
>Walscheid Max (Lidl - Trek) just started.
that sounds kinda wrong and I didn't even notice that he rode for jayco and not for Cofidis the last 2 seasons


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.65757 del
>>65756
I don't like this because he could be a cheap sprinter pick in many races but now he's leadout for Milan


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.65758 del
race is over. thanks for not watching.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.65759 del
>>65758
your welcome


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.65760 del
>>65758
Ohnonono, my boys TEJADA and NORDHAGEN scoring respectable times, catkiller slightly worse than hoped but surely he will roam the rampa if he is weaker in TT.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.65761 del
Wind is gonna change en del toro is gonna get fucked up


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.65762 del
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>>65761


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.65763 del
>axelfraud had tarling as winner despite memco being the fastest starter for 2 years now


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.65764 del
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>>65763
independent fact checking is not on axelfrauds side


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.65765 del
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>>65763
today I will remind them


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.65766 del
>>65765
>grande chimpo two stars


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.65767 del
>>65763
Big bet maffia pay’s Axelfraud


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.65768 del
>>65761
jinxed himself with a stage win


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.65769 del
I feel the strong urge to goomble on del dopo losing 31-60s today


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.65770 del
how is the startorder determined? why is the cat-guy already finished?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.65771 del
>>65770
for reasons I don't know everyone but del dopo was allowed to choose their starting position


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.65772 del
Dolphin category


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.65773 del
del dopo has started


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.65774 del
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430-460w is his pace


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.65775 del
>>65773
doesnt look so doped right now


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.65776 del
dopeur humbled


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.65777 del
>-0.42
it's alright


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.65778 del
He got so fucked by the non regular start over


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.65779 del
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> The rules of the race mean that riders do not have to ride in reverse of their position on GC, with the exception of the overall leader Isaac del Toro (UAE Team Emirates-XRG), who will be the last man down the start ramp.
What an absolutely insane rule.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.65780 del
I guess maybe they were expecting a sprinter to hold it so it wouldn't matter except for sponsors and everyone else could pick their preferred starting time? Hilarious.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.65781 del
>>65779
my schizo theory is that they were banking on remco winning yesterday so he could get fucked today which would make it more likely that team UAE wins their home tour


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.65782 del
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>>65781
now we're talking


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.65783 del
give me 1 argument against picking the whole UAE team for andalucia


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.65784 del
>>65783
NOVAK is a waste of points
Other than that the 5 are mandatory picks except maybe Sivaque


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.65785 del
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>>65781
Good one.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.65786 del
del stier stocks tanking hard right now


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.65787 del
>>65783
Or 5 Merda for Algarve


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.65788 del
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would you pester this man to interrupt his conversation with another person and ask him to take a selfie with you?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.65789 del
Small Tchmil and Average Degoomble in Andaluzja.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.65790 del
It is BULLSHIT my favorite clean runner Isaac Del Toro got robbed of his points today. Why do I say clean? Never tested positive. BOOM. Got you there


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.65791 del
>>65788
Ellen DeGeneres?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.65792 del
>>65784
yep novak out pidicuckitini in, wala theres your team


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.65793 del
>>65791
Started typing it, could you not viciously steal my poasts pls.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.65794 del
>>65788
yes, might also follow him on a decent after if he tries to escape the situation


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.65795 del
>>65790
speaking of clean when's the next skate aka dopeglide?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.65796 del
>>65795
team chase in an hour


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.65797 del
>>65795
Team Pursuit in like an hour but it is not very interesting. The doped Italian team will just destroy everyone


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.65798 del
>>65794
did that happen as well. That entitled cunt even lashed out at pogi after being called out.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.65799 del
>>65795
Watch nordic combined bert, hoping for a Finnish medal again


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.65800 del
Snow almost completely gone, mud everywhere


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.65801 del
Bronsextra coming up, great stuff


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.65802 del
What Volta legends are you picking for Algarve?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.65803 del
The startlist is so stacked I don't know if there is any point in indulging in all those nice lower pointers, even a BITTNER. How many points it is, 200? For 10 velobux?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.65804 del
>>65798
it happened to the fish a couple of weeks ago, made him crash


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.65805 del
>>65802
I took a sprinter


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.65806 del
>>65804
aah that guy. after the basque tour fiasco he should have known better tbh.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.65807 del
Keep in mind the Alto de Fóia stage is a sprinter's stage


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.65808 del
>>65802
If there is a TT Rhafal Rheish


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.65809 del
A reminder that REISH will be in the break all day everyday scoring you points.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.65810 del
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I kinda wish Florian LIPOWITZ is pas normal from early on, to build up the hype, heartbreak, drama and in-fighting


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.65811 del
>>65810
the dream scenario but in reality he won't do SHIT


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.65812 del
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Didn't even need 100 points to be honest


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.65813 del
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easiest veloteams in decades


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.65814 del
>>65812
>anicolor in 2026
now this is goombling


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.65815 del
>>65813
Isn't Christen suspended or something


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.65816 del
>Picking SEX-ASS and VAUQUELIN
I'm ready to get hurt again


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.65817 del
>>65816
whats the current status of sexass? Any insider info?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.65818 del
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>>65817
Fresh out of sierra Nevada. Not the safest pick but I chose to BELIEVE


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.65819 del
>>65812
very sovlful, but there's got to be 2 more Portuguese riders that you could pick


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.65820 del
>>65818
alright I will pick him and WIDAR


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.65821 del
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>>65816
They were my two first picks and I did not adjust them since.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.65822 del
dopage


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.65823 del
>>65822
This


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.65824 del
>>65822
BASED


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.65825 del
>>65822
it is so


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.65826 del
Now that DEL TORO is washed and is surrounded in GC by the likes of GEE, WEST, TIBERI, HOOLE, ØXENBERG or GONOV, will UAE get rid of him and spill the beans?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.65828 del
>>65827
aeroskinbros think of how much watts we lost with the socks


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.65829 del
Humiliation ritual


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.65830 del
>>65826
realistically they don't have anyone to replace him with, if he drops they are FUCKED


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.65831 del
>>65827
no more short sleeves is sad


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.65832 del
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only now i see the dopage


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.65833 del
The only reason I'm even r*ping lately is because I have been eating like an absolute PIG


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.65834 del
>>65833
I feel like I've read this post a lot


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.65835 del
>>65822
not for me thanks


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.65836 del
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>>65833
let's see some mit fotos THEN


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.65837 del
>>65836
that looks like the famous Bertacek egg and bacon sandwich


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.65838 del
>>65836
aren't these bertaceks photo's?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.65839 del
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>>65837
>>65838
sending DMCA to paprikabert


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.65840 del
mhmmm eggs


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.65841 del
>>65818
I believe in Paul SEXYASS.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.65842 del
I haven't even checked it yet. How much is Seixas? 24?


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.65843 del
>>65842
12


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.65844 del
>>65842
like 10 or 12
a steal


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.65845 del
>>65843
>>65844
So he is in literally 100% of the teams then


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.65846 del
>>65845
yes


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.65847 del
>>65845
don't have the money for that but I can fit widar for 10


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.65848 del
the ruta del sol routa is so weird
massive climbs at the start and then nothing
could be a sprint every day but the teams are so weak and UAE doesn't want to sprint


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.65849 del
I'm not picking lipowitz there's no way he's doing anything


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.65850 del
>>65849
pick thymen instead, he has a good track record in this race


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.65851 del
>>65849
still has yet to have a real first win


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.65852 del
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Was lazy today, two days in a row feels hard on the legs. Leaving tomorrow, praying for good weather in austria to save my gains


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.65853 del
Laporte's first race tomorrow. He kind of got back into shape last year I wonder if he's actually going to get good again.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.65854 del
>>65853
I thought he was very good again at the end of last year
I feel like he'll sneak in a win or two again this year


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.65855 del
no ben turner in algarve, everyone put ganna back in he's sprinting


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.65856 del
>>65855
ben who


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.65857 del
>>65855
>Falling for the Ganna sprinter meme
Remember his only sprint victory occured because everyone else went the wrong way


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.65858 del
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>>65855
So I am going zero sprinters, nice!


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.65859 del
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>>65852
very cool, bert
as for me, 1h of z2 and then 20 min @ 300w
okayish


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.65860 del
EF has such a dogshit team this year when cararat and healy aren't around


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.65861 del
it's 20° and sunny here, to bad the roads are still covered in sloppa


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.65862 del
>>65860
>he does not trust the powless-sweeny-RYAN trident


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.65863 del
>>65860
They will unlock Steinhauser.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.65864 del
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>>65859
Nice! I wonder if the berts are bored with our wattlets adventure, but I'll keep doing it anyway


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.65865 del
>>65864
I like to see eggs posted
it shows how much effort to put in me own training not to be the weakest bert


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.65866 del
>>65858
Why not just pick the correct CT sprinters. Last year I scored BIGLY with Mesa and Peñuela


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.65867 del
No wait that was in Gran Camiño. Well whatever


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.65868 del
>>65866
>just roll the dice, bert
<just roll the dice, bert
>just roll the dice, bert
<just roll the dice, bert
>just roll the dice, bert
<just roll the dice, bert


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.65869 del
>>65864
All the berts are envious of our BIG watts


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.65870 del
>>65864
I really enjoy seeing the watts, keep on doing it (I will as well once this illness gets better)


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.65871 del
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Any interest in this or "cool but don't paste that again"?
This is for Provence, I would be only pasting it after the race, together with GC update.
Still needs GC classifications points added.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.65872 del
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>>65871
yes please
>I like to suffer


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.65873 del
>>65871
I don't really see the point doing this for every stage. you can see who filled their teams with sprinters or made a team fraudelence like bertaczek and that's it.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.65874 del
>>65871
And I miss the "picks" stats after the deadline.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.65875 del
fink bertman the b*lge is me favourite wattsposter
the noombers are usually relatable and fun


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.65876 del
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>>65852
we suffer
have a good trip


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.65877 del
>>65871
I like it when you scrape the teams and the boring team score
if you have time for it that is, the stage results aren't that interesting most of the time


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.65878 del
>>65876
>zone 5
baste


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.65879 del
>>65873
It's arright, your nemesis will rarely be on top so much.
>>65874
>>65877
I scrape them anyways to get keep having consistent data if I ever decide to use it.
I don't post them because it is a bit tedious, although cutting it to just the pick count + the boring teams would make it far less hassle (solving captcha on the other site and waiting a minute each time is very fun)
The other thing is it is binding to the race schedule, for now I can easily be on time and wait however long you have to until the teams are unhidden but I may not have that time forever, that's why I left only GC updates to continue, I can do them even two weeks late an they are not stale. Boot we shall see, maybe I will to these tomorrow for the grand final of warm up.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.65880 del
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Yes I want the pick stats back


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.65881 del
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How much.


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.65882 del
>>65881
you don't want to be held hostage in his trein bert


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.65883 del
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>>65882
imagine the time spent in dark tunnels


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.65884 del
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How the FUCK am I supposed to see what kind of finish this is


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.65885 del
And the last stage says something something 9% but the picture is all flat


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.65886 del
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Thanks PCSbert. I will now send my money


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.65887 del
last teams of the warmup made, season is now over


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.65888 del
>volta has golden kilometers
peak clown race bullshit
I will now pick phill gooner


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.65889 del
>>65884
ppattt


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.65890 del
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Every stage seems flat to me so this then


Bert 02/17/2026 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.65891 del
>>65881
i think we can spare 5 (You)'s, maybe 10. any more and we'd be cutting into the jannies wage


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.65892 del
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>Dear Bert, your good friend's Autismbert's top favourite game Hades II is now on sale
hmmm...


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.65893 del
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It is not my top favorite game but it is very good


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.65894 del
Anyway I made 2 fucking teams and they SUCK ASS but I am DONE


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.65895 del
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Optimal Zone chads, life is good.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.65896 del
Honnestly the « who has the most boring team » stat is pretty much the only one I cared about.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.65897 del
>>65895
>when he's an instant deathlet
major ick
do you even vinester?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.65898 del
>>65897
I'm sorry, I'm not following. What are you saying/asking?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.65899 del
>>65898
I bet u train mostly even zones


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.65900 del
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>>65899
Not really, I'm more a Z3/Z5 guy.

Anyway, I'm just glad I've gotten into a steady rhythm after a few months of minimal riding with a newborn. I had one brief illness at beginning of February, but aside from that have been pretty consistent.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.65901 del
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>>65900
>works in mainly odd zones
>training status: optimal
that's really all I needed to know


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.65903 del
any infos on the current diet of Thymen Arensman? how does he react to Portuguese food?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.65904 del
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>>65895
Good to her you've managed to come back to training after having the baby. For me, training went quite well this winter but now this prolonged sickness is taking its toll. At least now the antibiotics seem to be working and I hope next week I'll be able to train normally again.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.65905 del
redpill me on LAPORTE. is he back?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.65906 del
>>65905
>ambition pour le GC de Ruta del sol :D
quoted straight from the comment section of his strava, you bet he is


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.65907 del
>>65906
not even gonna check, thats all the psyops I need


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.65908 del
>>65865
>>65870
I'll keep posting then. I also enjoy seeing the watts of other berts, it is motivating. Even our resident monsters


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.65909 del
>>65891
I wasn't even talking about any gratification, I hoped for an extremelyserioushat.jpg response for which I already had a counter chambered and then another counter ready if needed.
Surely immense hilarity would ensue but he just bailed on the assignment.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.65911 del
hmm, uae tour not available on youtube anymore outside of uae


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.65912 del
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but tiz has a hidden UAE stream on youtube heh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mibmLvKlYk [Embed]


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.65913 del
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horse category I guess


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.65914 del
>Weight: 88 kg Height: 1.87 m
body positivity model that Rickaert guy


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.65915 del
If your weight is not higher than height-1m, can you even be considered a man?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.65916 del
>>65914
however he does NOT look like a bmi 25 man I wager these are fake numbers, fake news


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.65917 del
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where's your brother?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.65918 del
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memco and del taco not taking this race seriously


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.65919 del
DILLIERbros, surely today we win this whole thing.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.65920 del
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I don't even remember the last time a Frenchman won a GC at world tour level


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.65921 del
>>65920
Even the valloonian Bull can win a UWT stage race


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.65922 del
Milans hand looks FUCKED it's so over


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.65923 del
STORER not so stor, GAUDU absolutely fraudu.


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.65924 del
Big Boss is watching
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU5O8tLjfJC


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.65925 del
>>65924
I was expecting the UAE sheik


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.65926 del
Why yes, I believe that Rickaert and Dillier can win in a 12% gradient for 8km, just push 600W, it's not that hard


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.65927 del
>>65925
The new one? old one got epsteined over the loved the torture video kek


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.65928 del
I know its been lamented before but exactly why is there a 20k 5% climb at the very start of a stage


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65929 del
this country really likes team UAE and is hissing the team flag everywhere


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65930 del
NEW THREAD:
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>>65910
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