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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No. 63877
ice grug edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>62912


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.63919 del
Hello


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.63920 del
Good evening sirs


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63921 del
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Hi.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63922 del
Not even that bad from Czerwonka


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.63923 del
That was better than expected.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.63924 del
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nice lever position


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.63925 del
Oh Isabelle van Elst is just Dutch. No Flemish accent at all


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.63926 del
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Since when does pogi do Calpe?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.63927 del
Almost chute lel. This fraud can stay in Belgium


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.63928 del
kwak


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.63929 del
Francetv is not showing skating, I feel left out


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.63930 del
>>63926
grug is there


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.63931 del
Bertacek spotted in the audience


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.63932 del
>>63929
Surely they will show the second part. These were just the shitters


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.63933 del
femke cock


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.63934 del
What now. No team to adjust and mess up. Dinner - eaten. Laundry - drying. Dishes - done. Shit - deployed.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.63935 del
>>63926
aren't they always in that region in winter/spring? Lots of social media stalker content from that area at least


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.63936 del
>>63934
deadlifts


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.63937 del
>leave for 10 minutes to grab food
>come back to fem-ice hockey
gross


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.63938 del
>>63935
He stays in monaco mostly, maybe his GF is there with her team


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.63939 del
>>63936
That's tomorrow, haven't been to the gym today.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.63940 del
>>63939
a little reading then


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.63941 del
>>63932
They're showing curling ...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.63942 del
>>63940
Grug no read.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.63943 del
suisse-german tv isn't loading hmm. But schweiz-french tv is working, evening is saved


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.63944 del
>>63938
last year they were there in december I know that for sure because friends of mine stalked the team and filmed lots of stalker content


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.63945 del
>>63944
lovely, I saw arnaud de stier last week too but I didn't stalk him
yet


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.63946 del
>>63945
Stier is stalking you, not the other way around


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.63947 del
non... mes vaches... bessie...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.63948 del
We are BACK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.63949 del
FALSE START


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.63950 del
LETS GO CHYNA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.63951 del
when's slutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.63952 del
>>63951
Almost Bert


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63953 del
must be fun doing those corners with 50 km/h. I even own some 60 year old ice skates to use them on frozen lakes, but that doesn't happen very often.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63954 del
>chyna hag
lets go... poland? eh


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.63955 del
Yin Qi's scooby


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.63956 del
Kwik what a kwek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63957 del
Man everybody is slow. The ice must be SHIT


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63958 del
>>63957
what makes an ice fast


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.63959 del
Jutta has 12 layers of paint on her face


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.63960 del
black power


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:25 [Preview] No.63961 del
>>63958
Well the temperature and it can be soft or hard or something idk


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.63962 del
>>63957
It's 10 degrees ouside and this is some cheap makeshift track made in Italy. You had your experience with treins made in Italy that were supposed to run between Bruxelles and Amsterdam.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.63963 del
>>63960
KARA BOGA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63964 del
boo


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63965 del
black don't crack


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63966 del
SHIEEET


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63967 del
sheeeeeit she fast


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.63968 del
Another sport whites can't compete in anymore they discovered track


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.63969 del
>>63962
Yes but Lollobrigida and Eitrem were still absolutely NOT NORMAL


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.63971 del
damn that hair must be 3kg on its own


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.63972 del
>>63970
he's out with bad stomach. that burger that he keeps eating isn't fresh anymore.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.63973 del
CAM ON LASS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.63974 del
>>63972
kek


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.63975 del
FEMKE FEMKE FEMKE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.63976 del
COCKS OUT FOR FEMKE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.63977 del
CAM ON FEMCOCK
PUSH SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.63978 del
did big fake lips invade holland too


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63979 del
pwoah


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63980 del
>-1.24
!


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63981 del
>>63972
omani lab rat "food" is to blame
if anything, burger has been vindicated


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.63982 del
PWOAH


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63983 del
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUVKKKVKKVKVJUDJDHHAAAAA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63984 del
PURE SPEED


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63985 del
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63986 del
KOKOKOKOKOK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63987 del
>>63983
would've been WR on decent ice


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63988 del
chocofem is forgotten, now I root for femcock


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.63989 del
This HAS to be gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63990 del
Also the negress will be lynched out of medals, probably.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63991 del
takagibros?
sluttabros??


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.63992 del
White girl winter


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.63993 del
This is NOT NORMAL. But in this case clean of course


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63994 del
ca marche


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63995 del
de nul is zeker weg bij nederland


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63996 del
This is an impossible time. Too bad Jutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.63997 del
>>63994
Was writing this but didn't post kek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.63998 del
>1:12.59
BLOOD LIKE SYRUP BLOOD LIKE SYRUP


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.63999 del
still rooting for slutta


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.64000 del
Don't show that retard.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64001 del
for me it's le coq-sur-mer.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64002 del
>leerdam -0.19
UH OH FEMKE UH OH


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64003 del
Slutta absolutely storming.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.64004 del
WHAT IN THE FUCK


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64005 del
1:12.31
JUST HOW DOPED IS THIS PERFORMANCE??
HOW DOPED IS THE DUTCH NT???


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64006 del
yes well


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64007 del
cockbros...


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64008 del
THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT THE GOAT


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64009 del
SLUTTA
SLUTTA
SLUTTA


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64010 del
hello wada?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64011 del
Okay I bow


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.64012 del
She's so ugly lmao, what did she do to her face?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64013 del
>>64012
BOGGED


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64014 del
jesus so performative


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64015 del
>>64014
Cringing hard, me.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.64016 del
she's wearing A LOT of makeup


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.64017 del
>>63810
vinderbud not accounting for DOPAGE


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.64018 del
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>>64017
The Vinderbud was very good but I didn't want to jinx this time


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.64019 del
>>64010
emergerncy WADA meeting


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64020 del
>kok losing to slut
many such cases


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64021 del
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>>64017
>>64018
Vinderbud went exactly as planned, the reverse jinx worked like a charm.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.64022 del
>>64019
This is clean. With no Norwegians and Italians we can finally perform


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64023 del
>>64019
how does she get away not getting any roid traces from that youtube bf? On the other a Suisse athlete did get away with the sex excuse.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64024 del
>>64020
kek


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.64025 del
>>64023
He's gay and they don't have sex


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.64026 del
czechberts on suicide watch


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.64027 del
>>64025
truthful post


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.64028 del
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whens the next dopevent? Tomorrow?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.64029 del
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>>64028
Day after tomorrow but I have to work


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.64030 del
>>64029
gotta say male skating doesn't hit particularly hard, another one of those sports where the females fit better


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.64031 del
>>64030
This sounds a bit coomerish if I may say


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.64032 del
>>64031
just how it is


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.64033 del
19y old Tomasiak 0.1p from podium, this is the day Polskabros


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.64034 del
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>see ompoop on pcs frontpage
>click on it to check the startlist
>literally who are these people why are there so many jobbers in this race
>it's the womens race


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.64035 del
>>64033
Shhh don't jinx it!
First ski jumping something I have watched since a while.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.64036 del
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>>64034
Maybe you just like women.
A bit gay tbh.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.64037 del
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>>64034
It has just been established you are a coomer so you should be familiar with these names


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.64038 del
>>64030
like beach volleyball


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.64039 del
>>64037
the amount of cuties in the female pro peleton is absolutely grim


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.64040 del
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>>64036
>>64037
Yes I like them.
But I don't follow female road cycling at all, I can watch track, cx, mtb but road? It's too grim


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.64041 del
>A new biopic about Lance Armstrong is in the works. The former American cyclist will be involved in the film, but will not be producing it. Edward Berger, who previously made "Nons Neues Im Westen" and "Conclave," will take over.

>Austin Butler plays Lance


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.64042 del
>>64041
Who?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.64043 del
>>64041
>one relatively short period of cycling provides enough content for several decades
>it's not even a particularly good or entertaining period


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.64044 del
>>64041
wonder if he's related to the great BUTLER Reynard


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.64045 del
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We're live in Sarajevo.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.64046 del
>>64045
glad I don't live there


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.64047 del
>>64035
suddenly we have a new Simon Ammann


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.64048 del
>>64035
Go kacper my son


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.64049 del
fou bert beaten


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.64050 del
gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.64051 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpy6jWtvnqU [Embed] good video


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64052 del
A medal!
>>64047
This guy was always meh, now a medal!
>>64050
You too a medal, Teutonic Tormentor *spits*


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64053 del
Ski jumping truly is the greatest, so happy for Kacper although he couldn't quite make ot for the gold


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.64054 del
Germany-Poland-Switzerland
I can live with this


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.64055 del
>>64051
>slippery people starts playing


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.64056 del
>>64055
the trail from the thumbnail is crazy if you mess up you perish


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.64058 del
>>64057
oil slick? why are there dude's chuting solo a minute after the others chute


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.64059 del
>>64041
Conclave sucked ass


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.64060 del
>>64059
his new one Ballad of a Small Player is also absolute dogshit


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.64061 del
>>64058
I've been rewatching it a couple times and I have no idea why the solo chutes happen, they just do. Maybe its really sandy but the road looks clear enough


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.64062 del
>>64058
>>64061
Has to be something slippy but also colorless.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.64063 del
>>64058
Riders chuting in a roundabout happens so often. It's basically a skill issue


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.64064 del
>>64041
ynr that Lance wqs in Dodgeball. His inspiring speech always makes me kek.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.64065 del
Primoz chilling at the Olympics is part of his training plan?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.64066 del
>>64065
training?
plan?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.64067 del
>>64066
Are you on tramadol again?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.64068 del
>5 rounds of business dinner
idk what what to write in me calorie tables


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.64069 del
>>64068
FULL


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.64070 del
>>64068
>his applet doesn't just input data automagically mit foto
KWAB


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.64071 del
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>>64041
>Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.64072 del
>Enjoy a juicy succulent burger at a diner
>Staff is cleaning and sterilizing floors right now, I'm literally surrounded by cleaning fumes and mops/buckets
>Check to see if this is some sort of passive aggressive GTFO move if they close at 5pm (now), the answer is no, they close at midnight
>Can't even enjoy my burger because my eyes and sinuses are burning from cleaning fumes
Also my Veloteam appears to have completely shit the bed so it's just not a good day.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.64073 del
>>64068
Business? What business. You have no business


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.64074 del
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>tfw eating burger


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.64075 del
>>64073
What? I am member of the board


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.64076 del
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>check german olympia news
>slutta picture story


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.64077 del
>>64075
Shamelessly copying Norm: board is spelled B O R E D.

Go to sleep you assholes, I'm seeing you in the office 7am flat. It still some siestanigger tier time.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.64078 del
done a BIG chute comicale at the ski slope
good thing my cyc gf wasn't there to see it


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.64079 del
>>64078
Everyone saw how you beefed it


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.64080 del
Suissebert I like to claim some DESCHWANDEN stock into my portfolio.
https://x.com/Eurosport_PL/status/2020979771975360908


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.64081 del
GOSZCZURNY and ONEHELLUVE in a hopeless fuga today.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.64083 del
Warre Vangheluwe? Why, he's in the break of course!


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.64084 del
>>64072
this is why Americans always eat their burgers in the car


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.64085 del
new flag unlocked I see
I should buy the /cyc/+ subscription to get custom flags and post signatures


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.64086 del
>>64085
Criminel impersonation


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.64087 del
BLIKRA wins but almost assasinated MIHKELS into the barriers.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.64088 del
Blikkie


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.64089 del
It was UKU in second indeed.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.64090 del
MIHKELS DSQ and velopoints removed


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.64091 del
Gerben believers punished, this is my calvary


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.64092 del
>>64080
it's geoblocked. the suisse jumpers love their gfs from the east.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.64093 del
<Story of the day
>This stage saw an early breakaway by Patryk Goszczurny and Warre Vangheluwe, who stayed ahead for most of the day. With three kilometers to go, the peloton, led by Uno-X Mobility and Alpecin-Premier Tech, caught them, before Erlend Blikra sprinted to victory.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.64094 del
XC sprint really is the best format


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.64095 del
crazy sprint finish by rydzek


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.64096 del
>>64094
it looks ridiculous


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.64097 del
Another discipline where I see the "appeal" of women


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.64098 del
why dont they just ski harder


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.64099 del
Japanbert will win thanks to AniołGODski + Pluimers.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.64100 del
>>64092
The only reason some firstworlders will speak any Polish is because they said a word in English to a Polish hag and she was sure he is the one.
My opinion on Kasia hasn't changed since forever.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.64101 del
Blikra should be DQ, but since he's on my team I'll allow it


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.64102 del
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Ever since Bertacek made fun of my Veloresults all my runners have started winning everything


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.64103 del
>>64102
He’s a quite powerful jinxer


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.64104 del
Who the fuck is Houcou


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.64105 del
>>64104
Someone who was 10 velocoins


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.64106 del
>>64105
based french national race connaisseur george


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.64107 del
bohemian dopage


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.64108 del
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nevermind, swedish dopage


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.64109 del
the dopage giveth the dopage taketh


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.64110 del
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GREAT news - Bold IDERBOLD back in the asian pro peloton tomorrow at the Asian Velogames Road Race, working as the most trusted gregorio for the great Jambaljamts SAINBAYAR


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.64111 del
>>64110
Bold move. Hehe


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.64112 del
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Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.64113 del
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Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.64114 del
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What. What is happening


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.64115 del
I assume dopage but I don't know where


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.64116 del
>>64115
Norway of course


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.64117 del
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lmao


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.64118 del
>>64117
If there's anyone who shouldn't teach people about how to handle expectations and pressure it's coke sniffing wiggo


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.64119 del
>>64117
>another LLM repackaged as a unique tool
Do these startups get anywhere? People can just use one of the 10 free ones straight in the browser.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.64120 del
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>>64117
Hello where is my 22 pounds sterling a month


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.64121 del
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what the FUCK
there's apprently SUN shining outside, what the hell is that


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.64122 del
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>>64121
don't get sunburned


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.64123 del
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>>64117
<Oi, geezer. You havin' a laugh with these numbers? I've seen more watts from a bloke delivering pizzas in Kilburn. You’ve been sackin' it off, haven't ya?
<You can't just rock up looking the business with the sideburns if the engine’s hollow. Stop faffin' about, get your head down, and put a proper shift in. Sort it out, mate, or you'll be getting dropped on the coffee run.
>Your token limit has expired, please upgrade to Wiggo-Ultra!


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.64124 del
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>>64122
I have another board meeting at 3 and by then it will be too late
FUCK


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.64125 del
>>64121
Same here. It is BLASTING.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.64126 del
>>64124
>He does not have an AI avatar that attends meetings in his place.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.64127 del
For a moment it smelled like a medal for Ebinland in 20km individual /biathlon/ but their HIIDENSALO will not survive the Scandinavian assault.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.64128 del
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>>64126
Yes, well
I need to do a big czech out of the bike anyway. Tighten all them nuts and bolts


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.64129 del
Also startlists are now up for this weekend goomblings, you can all project which WT runners you will not be able to fit in.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.64130 del
>>64120
It's a surefire way to tell a "coaching plan" is AI made, look at that fucking stupid threshold/sweetspot volume. Nobody should do 2x12min ftp or 2x20min sweetspot or 3x10min tempo, that does absolutely fuck all to progress your fitness.
Anyway, Finland loses again in biathlon, two 4th places today.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.64131 del
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>>64130
Not everyone rides 20 hours a week though


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.64132 del
>>64131
just stick to odd zones and you'll be swell


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.64133 del
>>64131
You don't have to do 20h to do good normal training. If you can hold 40-60min of your ftp then what is the point of doing 2x12min ftp? Instead do 2x20min, then next time 2x22min, then 2x24min or whatever, you can still fit that into an 1h window. And if you are short on time, just do it all in one bout, 1x45min or whatever. Sweetspot, you need maybe 1.5h total – start at 2x30min, then 2x35min and so on, and if you're short on time then do all in one bout.
2x12min ftp or 2x20min sweetspot will get you nowhere, it's like doing 3x5x60kg in bench press if you can do 3x5x80kg


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.64134 del
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>>64133
I will consult that with my Sir Bradley WIGGINS coach AI to see if he can take that into consideration


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.64135 del
>>64117
wiggo might have a claim to be the poorest MBE in both wealth and dignity


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.64136 del
how many days after beefing it off a Big ramp in the terrain park is it the worst?
not feeling so good this morgen


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.64137 del
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I like it, but lmao at those prices


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.64139 del
>>64130
I was watching since 20k is always comfy and can generate surprises, it felt nice but it always felt like Norway has one more guy to have a good day at the range.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.64140 del
Oh great, gave myself Norway.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.64141 del
>>64140
DOPAGE


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.64142 del
Hongyang HÈ with a silver medal in Asian CC. It would be funny if I had that Remco - Foss reaction but I can't find it


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.64143 del
>>64140
Can you also give me Norway (unfettered DOPE)


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.64144 del
Test


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.64145 del
>>64144
yep, no dopage at all


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.64146 del
>>64144
clean athlete
proceed to the medal ceremony for GOLD


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.64147 del
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>>64144
looks fine to me


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.64148 del
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schnitzel fever


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.64149 del
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>>64148
unironically about to make some schnitzel to recoup from todays low cadence punishment (I am in great pain)


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.64150 del
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>>64148
imagine the watts gains


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.64151 del
>>64148
let's eat one when we're on that business trip


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.64152 del
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>>64149
>>64150


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.64153 del
if I were to open a schnitzel business in burgerstan what would be a good price to charge for the basic product ?


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.64154 del
>>64153
just grow a beard and sell ovepriced burgers instead


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.64155 del
>>64153
really depends what kind of meat you're gonna use. of course some chicken or vegetarian cauliflower schnitzel will be much cheaper than a viennese veal schnitzel that has been properly hammered by hand.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.64156 del
>>64154
there is already plenty of these around, am looking to fill a market opportunity
>>64155
traditional vepřový řízek of coursh


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.64157 del
My latest crave has been Sichuan type noodles, these things are insane


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.64159 del
>>64157
>>64158
hangover slop


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.64160 del
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>>64159
>Yes


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.64161 del
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greasy noodle slop to go


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.64162 del
>>64161
still better getting those greasy noodle slop boxes than salad bowls. I'm not a fucking Pokemon.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.64163 del
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>>64162
>it's 2025 and he is not a pokemon
missing out


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.64164 del
our lad PEDERSEN humbled by belgian dopeur


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.64165 del
they sure love their drone shots at the olympics


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.64166 del
so nobody has any strong opinions regarding the price stability of amerigan schnitzels ?


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.64167 del
why did that norwegian doper suddenly start talking about cheating on his girlfriend while on the podium
wtf is wrong with norwegians


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.64168 del
>>64167
looking for some olimpic village pity sexo innit


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.64169 del
>>64167
While I don't know who exactly you are referring to I am not surprised in the least, despicable people


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.64171 del
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He wanted to came out as dopeur but his handlers threatened him last second so he had to improvise


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.64172 del
>>64171
I CHEATED
on my wife


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.64173 del
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>Provence Jobbers
sending the best, eh?

<out b4 vaxxed


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.64174 del
>>64171
>>64172
KEK


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.64175 del
>>64173
curious how each and everyone of them had a very even rise to their peak in 2019


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.64176 del
>>64173
buchmeme and ollie I recognize, who are 1 and 2


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.64177 del
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ynr fausto masnada, another ibarguren masterpiece


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.64178 del
>>64176
Tao and De +


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.64179 del
how much do you recon will Omrzel cost considering Widar is already super expensive?


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.64180 del
>>64178
>de plus
damn that dude never said what kind of aids he suddenly got last year


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.64181 del
>Victor Lafay » Unibet Rose Rockets
did he really deserve this fate? yeah he literally does nothing at all but then won a stage at the Giro* (that doesn't count) and at the tour


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.64182 del
>>64181
he was always a meme and never good


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.64183 del
>>64179
Which velogame is widar in?


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.64184 del
>>64181
he chose them because they are not professional


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.64185 del
>>64183
not gonna look up the fake post that claimed that he's like 20 velopoints


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.64186 del
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KWAB


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.64187 del
>>64185
Erf, thought I was missing one velogames for a second


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.64188 del
>>64181
what happened to retiring


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.64189 del
>>64188
Realization you have to go to work probably.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.64190 del
>>64137
Is Look still high quality? I heard quality fell off a cliff (which was ostensibly only reason to buy them...)


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.64191 del
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Had chicken over rice today for lunch. Way, way, way too much hot sauce. Absolutely horrific heartburn and abdominal pain during my afternoon Z3 r*n.

Also, is it worth watching today's Oman stage?

>>64158
These are Xi'an-style noodles.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.64192 del
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>>64168
reasonable theory


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.64193 del
>>64191
Nope, finish only.


Bert 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.64194 del
>>64189
the grim truth


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.64195 del
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Slay the Spirebert, I have been playing a bit more lately, did some ascension runs and finally beat the heart with both the Ironclad and the Silent. And that shit took me like 50 hours. But I have NO idea how to do it with the Defect. It is impossible


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.64196 del
OGDEN Ben bros still riding the high of that moral victory


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.64197 del
>>64195
Defect you stack ice orbs and play the long game with low damage. At ascension 20 you basically hope for mummified hand to show up and play powers non stop


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.64198 del
>>64197
Alternatively the core power + that one card that gives you 4 focus is also good


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.64199 del
Both races open, Provence is sand in teeth fun picking, Murcia is very fun indeed, OMRZEL 8 points, P*DCOCK 26 (mandatory pick of coursh).


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.64200 del
Axel KÄLLBERG is a mandatory pick in Murcia. Won the U23 Finnish NC last year, I was a bottle bitch for him during the race as he races for our team in domestic races. Chill guy, hoping he does well here.
Jaakko Hänniningz at 6p is too much in Provence though given his lack of form in recent years


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.64201 del
break seems to be fighting for the points jersey in oman


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.64202 del
>>64199
>OMRZEL 8 points
I can live with that, still cheaper than Lafay. meanwhile GodON is 20 points. all the French riders at Provence are way too expensive.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.64203 del
almost rain taaramae memorial mountain time


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.64204 del
19k to go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gEVrzoDYW74 [Embed]


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.64205 del
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look at that happy Omani couple


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.64206 del
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ok, here we go. time to squeak at pas normal performances.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.64207 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.64208 del
break plagued with very heavy legs


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.64209 del
pain face time


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.64210 del
>sheik pulling for TORRES


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.64211 del
vpp WASHED


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.64212 del
it's parrot paintover


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.64213 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE NAIROMAN QUINTANA


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.64214 del
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KAM ON NAIROMAN SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.64215 del
SCHMID GONE


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.64216 del
Total jayco gregario betrayal


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.64217 del
the sheikh suffers no draft on home roads apparently


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.64218 del
kek scaroni is gonna win gc


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.64219 del
reee double suddenly strong again


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.64220 del
>>64219
PLAPP innit


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.64221 del
Astana 12


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.64222 del
holy astana dopage


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.64223 del
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WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS THE DECENCY


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.64224 del
is that BERWICK i spy


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.64225 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.64226 del
And once again, PLAPP betrayed his team for absolutely nothing
FIRE HIM


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.64227 del
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another Astana rider in the top 10. what a greedy team.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.64228 del
are we sure that wasnt CHRISTEN for uae


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.64229 del
Good that Autismbert is in a trein.
Imagine the shit stirring.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.64230 del
what did Germans put into Fanta when they invented it as Coca Cola replacement that riders keep preferring it to the red dopage juice or semen


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.64231 del
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>>64229
stuck him


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.64232 del
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>>64231
Good, you do what you got to do.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.64233 del
let's see I have 124 for the stage and 1234 for GC. as I didn't have a sprinter I guess I lack the points to win.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.64234 del
>>64233
You may not be on the podium (although you might).
Tismbert is like 400 clear of the 2nd place.
There's a high chance he is winning overall as many of the teams in front of him are full of sprinters (didn't check all of them THOUGH).


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.64235 del
>>64234
yeah, treinbert has Plapp and Pescador and his 400 point lead is too big 4U.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.64236 del
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He is going to be first in /CYC/ GC.
What have you done Patje.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.64237 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.64238 del
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Horrible result for me.
My only passable pick is Pescador.
ffs


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.64239 del
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Now that I am on a roll, let's go for another VINDERBUD. 1000 meter (M). RACE START: TODAY 18:30 CET

>* * * * *
Jordan STOLZ (USA)
>* * * *
Damian ZUREK (POL), Jenning DE BOO (NED)
>* * *
Joep WENNEMARS (NED), Finn SONNEKALB (GER), NING Zhongyan (CHN), Cooper MCLEOD (USA)
>* *
Conor MCDERMOTT-MOSTOWY (USA), Kjeld NUIS (NED), Piotr MICHALSKI (POL), Marten LIIV (EST), LIAN Ziwen (CHN), Mathias VOSTÉ (BEL), Hendrik DOMBEK (GER), Moritz KLEIN (GER), Laurent DUBREUIL (CAN)
>*
Taiyo NONOMURA (JAP), Gabriel ODOR (AUT), Marek KANIA (POL), Kazuya YAMADA (JAP), KIM Min-Seok (HUN), Daniele DI STEFANO (ITA), Francesco BETTI (ITA), Wataru MORISHIGE (JAP), David LA RUE (CAN), Anders JOHNSON (CAN), KOO Kyung-Min (KOR), Bjorn MAGNUSSEN (NOR), David MILAGROS (ESP)


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.64240 del
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>>64197
>>64198
Hmm I will try, thank (You). But there is NO way I am ever going for Ascension 20. I can barely win on Ascension 1. That is NUTS


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.64241 del
On our latest board meeting, I spoke with a fellow pedalist. He's like 70 kilo. I told him I had 220g rice for dinner after rape (portion that finnbert laughed about and called a children portion) and his eyes almost fell of his eyesockets and was WTF that much? I would eat tjat in 3 days
I dont understand anything


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.64242 del
>>64241
Hello where are the odds for my Vinderbud. All your "board meetings" are not an excuse for not doing any work


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.64243 del
>>64241
I don't remember saying that 220g dry rice is children's portion, that's good for a single meal imo.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.64244 del
>>64239
>Stolz 1.14
>Boo 8.5
>Zurek 10
>Wennemars 21
>Nuis 51
>Sonnekalb 51
>Ning 67
>Mcleod 81
>Liiv 81
>Lian 101
>Mostowy 101


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.64245 del
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WE LIVE IN MONACO


My first attempt at posting this immediately used my entire roaming plan. Paypigged 15 eurobucks to get 2 GB of data.

In other news, saw either a bora boy or a full kit wanker carrying a baguette in his back pocket.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.64246 del
>>64241
he must be very bad at cycling 2bqh


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.64247 del
>>64245
EU roaming doesn't work in Monaco?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.64248 del
>>64245
get a gopro and bluetooth speaker and find some pros to chute on descents


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.64249 del
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>5 SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts +01:22
>7 KIM Euro ,,
>14 MA Binyan +01:24
>21 WANG Ruidong +04:36
>25 PRONSKIY Vadim +04:37
>27 IDERBOLD Bold ,,
>31 SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut +04:38
>32 SBAHE Osama ,,
>46 CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol +04:40
>47 KHALMURATOV Muradjan ,,
>66 LAO Long San +05:35
>69 ALHAIDAN Abdullah +24:59 (Last)


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.64250 del
>>64245
tell are matty o'jørgenz
>grazie mille for all the mit fotos


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.64251 del
>>64247
Nope


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.64252 del
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>>64249
Another 1-2 for Astana


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.64253 del
>>64251
I mean it's surrounded by France, can't you just force your phone to use some French antenna?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.64254 del
>>64253
I can, but the signal seems to be really crap


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.64255 del
>>64245
Are you riding there? The Col de la Madone is near and it's a beautiful climb


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.64256 del
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>>64245
I have been in Monaco once and it kinda sucked


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.64257 del
>>64255
No riding, just walking and consooming (within a portuguese budget). Person I'm with can't even ride a bike...


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.64258 del
>>64257
Ah I see, have fun in any case!
Also, Finns about to win the first medals


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.64259 del
>>64258
are they really ...


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.64260 del
PERKELE :DDDDDDDD


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.64261 del
Yes yes yes! Never doubted our brave athletes


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.64262 del
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fuggg


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.64263 del
>>64239
that's quite grim
>german 5 stars
I'm not sure if I want to tune in for that


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.64264 del
>>64239
my rankings are
<•••••
KOO, BOO, RUE
<••••
JOHNSON, ODOR
<•••
BETTI, MICHALSKI
<••
MILAGROS
<•
FINN (DE)


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.64265 del
>>64263
He is not German but if he wins he can be pretty proud of himself

GET IT HEHE


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.64266 del
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>>64265


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.64267 del
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yes
yes i get it, hehe


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.64268 del
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We're BACK, I'll be overdressed but whatever


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.64269 del
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>>64268


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.64270 del
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DSQ ALRAHBI Said
> 2.12.007 4.6 | Rider holding on to own team vehicle, or vehicle of another team or other motor vehicle, or being pushed/towed/held by a vehicle passenger, or a mechanical intervention on the rider’s bike from a moving vehicle


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.64271 del
autismus bert won the overall Oman velogoomble


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.64272 del
>>64271
if only he could perform when it mattered and not just the irrelevant WARMUP


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.64273 del
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ramping up their arrogance back to 11 it seems


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.64274 del
>>64271
and he's 3rd place in overall warm-up


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.64275 del
>>64274
I used to know that feel


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.64276 del
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>>64271
Congratulations


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.64278 del
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GC. >>64277


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.64279 del
>>64271
impressive, very nice


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.64280 del
picking Sojberg because that is one funny name innit


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.64281 del
>>64280
did you add 80km/h rivera smith brandon


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.64282 del
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>>64281


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.64283 del
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Thank you


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.64284 del
Hehe I won 2000 points on Patjebert. I LOVE the warmup


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.64285 del
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>>64283
Congrats you dumdum.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.64286 del
we're back. bertolos being pas normal on ice again.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.64287 del
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look at this native Hungarian


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.64288 del
dot org works now anyway thanks hung aryan bossman


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.64289 del
>>64287
kek


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.64290 del
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kek


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.64291 del
>>64290
uno reverso


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.64292 del
>>64290
basado


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.64293 del
>>64290
they are NOT having it


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.64294 del
kanye starting for polan


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.64295 del
Pwhoar is Kania pas normal or?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.64296 del
giga jinxed it


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.64297 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.64298 del
DSQ the German


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.64299 del
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the fuck, is the skate supposed to come off like this?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.64300 del
>>64299
last second rocket boost


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.64301 del
while the zamboni is cleaning the ice, let me laugh at the Finnish ice hockey team about to lose against the eastern part of Czechoslovakia.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.64302 del
>a rainbow fag


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.64303 del
is that snoop dogg


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.64304 del
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>>64303
yo dawg


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.64305 del
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>the jumbo logo on the jacket
who is this?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.64306 del
>>64305
jos van de kassa


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.64307 del
when is zambanini done with tending to the ice


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.64308 del
we back liiv on ice, don't forget to boo for jenning


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.64309 del
fresh ice is worse?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.64310 del
>>64309
it's still virgin, so it needs to be broken in first


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.64311 del
YIKES


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.64312 del
austrian kwab


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.64313 del
kuuuurwa austria


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.64314 del
dutch cheater


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.64315 del
very nuis


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.64316 del
Missed a pair but this may be a contender time.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.64317 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.64318 del
lol


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.64319 del
HAHAHAHHA KWAB KWAB KWAB


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.64320 del
jej first place despite the chinky chink


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.64321 del
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Horibri sori Horrand!


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.64322 del
boooooo


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.64323 del
could’ve easily been OR record


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.64324 del
hehe china stronk


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.64325 del
China strong sorry rittre dutchman


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.64326 del
Chink teamwork.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.64327 del
going for another r*n


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.64328 del
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booooooo


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.64329 del
americomeback


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.64330 del
USA USA USA


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.64331 del
polish man looks like a polish man


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.64332 del
man they really love riding in eachothers way in this don't they


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.64333 del
kuuuuurwa


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.64334 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.64335 del
Was really laboring on the last lap.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.64336 del
>>64335
I felt his pain just looking at him


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.64337 del
WENNEMARS reruns.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.64338 del
one more time


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.64339 del
ONE MORE TIME
ONE MORE TIME
ONE MORE TIME
ONE MORE TIME


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.64340 del
snoop dogg starts singing for real


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.64341 del
they will now execute the chinaman on the ice


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.64342 del
LETS GO WIENER MARS SCORE SOME FAKING SKATES


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.64343 del
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look at this traitor. I bet he came up with the strategy.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.64344 del
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dude just made a quick buck with his song being played and bertolos having to pay him royalties now


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.64345 del
>>64332
it’s like sprint


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.64346 del
it's already over


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.64347 del
is this like a humiliation ritual, obviously his legs are fooked from the previous race


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.64348 del
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Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.64349 del
>>64347
Yeah no way your body can peak again so soon


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.64350 del
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China SCREWED us


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.64351 del
chyna


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.64352 del
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am I missing something or since when is laurance capable of winning on a 15km climb


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.64353 del
>>64352
Apparently there will be a massive headwind on Montagne de Lure.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.64354 del
>>64352
damn C-Rod is rated that poorly?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.64355 del
>>64352
is this some kind of shit test from axeltard?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.64356 del
>>64352
putting a Big /bet/ on hardman Rodriguesh


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.64357 del
>>64353
then I'd probably bet on rivera smith
that guy heemed remco once on a long climb in argentina


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.64358 del
also if there's a massive headwind why would you put the stick figure with no punch first


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.64359 del
>>64358
I guess because the other "climbers" have even less punch and the only slightly punchy ones are 46 years old Wout Poels, the Philosopher and Gamergate Shart.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.64360 del
Rappe Jappe +OMLOOP


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.64361 del
>>64360
tanking the curse for grug, thank you for your service


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.64362 del
>>64361
the most loyal second captain he better gets PR


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.64363 del
>>64362
gifted wins are lame, he'll have to show up with the biggest watts ever


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.64364 del
>>64363
I’m rooting for the Stuyven swansong hoping this “the expendables” SOQ squad will deliver kino this classics season.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.64365 del
>>64364
stuyven will do nothing now that he can't wheelsuck while mads is in front


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.64366 del
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>>64355
Have you seen the alternatives?


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.64367 del
>>64366
what about your Augusts, your soy bergs, your aryan livings, ok fine, I give up, even the Astana riders are literally whos.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.64368 del
Okay I have no idea what to do for these next Velodramas. It's over


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.64369 del
>>64368
murcia is fucked why is that even a thing? It's just 2 stages and the startlist is ridiculous


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.64370 del
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congrats again, now with the official message from veloman.


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.64371 del
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>>64370
very cool. One day that will be me
but not any time soon because my teams look horrifying


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.64372 del
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This lad is Top 10 sprinter of Provence


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.64373 del
>>64372
how do you OTL a 145k .1 race


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 22:17 [Preview] No.64374 del
Okay my Provence team is ready, but it costs about 150 points


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.64375 del
>>64370
Would he still have posted it if I changed my name to WHERE IS WOUT'S BLOOD PASSPORT


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.64376 del
Anyway, time for another small VINDERBUD. 5000m (F). STARTING TIME 16:30 CET

>* * * * *
Francesca LOLLOBRIGIDA (DOP)
>* * * *
Ragne WIKLUND (NOR), Merel CONIJN (NED)
>* * *
Isabelle WEIDEMANN (CAN), Bente KERKHOFF (NED)
>* *
Martina SABLIKOVA (CZE), Sandrine TAS (BEL), Maryna ZUEVA (AIN)
>*
Nadezhda MOROZOVA (KAZ), Maira JASCH (GER), Laura HALL (CAN), Tai ZHIEN (CHN)


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.64377 del
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we are so back
and the peaking has not even commenced


Bert 02/11/2026 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.64378 del
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>>64374
Thank fuck I still have those 18 extra points from the Mads Pedersen refund


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.64379 del
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>>64377


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.64380 del
>>64376
>Wiklund 1.8
>Lollobrigida 3.2
>Conijn 6
>Weidermann 7.5
>Sablikova 21
>Kekhoff 41
>Tas 51
>Morozova 67
>Zueva 101
>Tai 101
>Jasch 151
>Hall 201


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.64381 del
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i appreciate how transparently pogi hates people taking photos with him. its humanizing


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.64383 del
>>64377
Excellent stuff bert!


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.64384 del
>>64377
Sehr gut


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.64385 del
>100km/h wind gust
Wish me luck berts, thankfully I've been weightmaxxing this winter


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.64386 del
>>64385
It's fun


Bert Admin 02/12/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.64387 del
Hello, Bert!
Endchan got hacked.
Please read this >>>/operate/29851
Thank you.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.64388 del
>>64387
well that's embarrassing


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.64389 del
>>64387
Grim


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.64390 del
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>>64387
That's it, I want my money back!


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.64392 del
>>64387
That's how THEY knew to pick SCARONI not VPP.
But having a six year old codebase is kinda asking for it kek.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.64393 del
>>64387
happens to the best eh


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.64394 del
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No Bente Kerkhoff because of BACK PAIN. Replacement Marijke Groenewoud.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.64395 del
>>64387
lol


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.64396 del
>>64387
it’s okay we still love you


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.64397 del
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I don't care, the evil hackers can have my ip. Even if they backtrace it and consequences will never be the same


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.64398 del
>>64388
Maybe.
More like weird someone cares enough to do such thing.

>>64389
Cheer*/se* up.

>>64390
>Czech wants his money
You guys are worse than Scots.

>>64392
It's not like the new bugs are produced with time. They are all there. A new software is untested or not enough so that's that.

>>64393
Indeed.

>>64395
löl

>>64396
Aww, thanks.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.64399 del
>>64377
pan y agua


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.64400 del
>>64241
220g cooked or raw?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.64401 del
>>64398
Bugs don't get produced but exploits are, zipping in through well established vulnerabilities in libraries is common.
That's why he could just "Hey ChatGPT, break into endchan's stupid root, be brief, add some comments."
The LLM was trained 6 years of new data on how to inject shit into your libssh or any other openssl.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.64402 del
>>64394
Doesn't she have a personal trainer to recommend prayer_squat.gif ?

Be advised, CHAMPOOPOOSIN is added to
Giro della Provenza startlist.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.64403 del
>>64402
>20 points
Bruh


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.64404 del
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>>64403


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.64405 del
>>64402
a-am I supposed to be aware of this particular pick's prowess?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.64406 del
>>64405
Astana, Bert. They just can NOT stop doping nowadays


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.64407 del
France humbled


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.64408 del
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>normal progression at age 28
And he also had that injury last year, it could have been much crazier


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.64409 del
>>64408
You would be crazy to pick him up for a la Region


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.64410 del
>>64409
I hope he's not on the final startlist because my team looks good


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.64411 del
>>64409
Surely you mean crazy NOT to pick him correct?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.64412 del
I can't crack murzia, this is another round of 0 points for me


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.64413 del
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The great FEDOROV Yvgeniy.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.64414 del
>>64409
>>64410
>>64411
Why would you pick him, Axelfraud gave two (2) stars.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.64415 del
>>64409
I haven't picked ANY team because it's impossible


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.64416 del
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>>64413
Forgot to add that these early season point rankings make a strong argument for the season not starting until de Omloop. Although maybe better to say the preseason isn't over until Pog races.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.64417 del
Two day stage races should be illegal. Four stages should be the absolute minimum.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.64418 del
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>>64417
Three stages, with one being a double.

>>64414
You're right, probably better not to pick this rider.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.64419 del
Alright I made some ridiculous team. Now time for Provence. Surely the prices there are going to be much more reasonable


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.64420 del
WAIT WHAT


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.64421 del
Cesare Cheesini is 8. Okay


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.64423 del
>>64421
yes well of course he is, there ain't nothing else on this fucking startlist. At least february wellens is cheap


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.64424 del
>>64421
That's a secret pick mister, don't be so cheesed about him.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.64425 del
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>>64423
Romain CARDIS, a 33 year old CT runner who had these results last week. DEFINITELY worth 8 velocoins. Who are the 4-pointers here? Literally hobos from the streets? Why are they even in the race then. What is going on


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.64426 del
>>64425
>literally hobos from the streets
I looked up some of these 4 pointers and they literally race (NAT) races, some not even in Europe
They quite literally are hobos from the streets.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.64427 del
>>64426
But you HAVE to pick them because every normal rider is 20. What is the fun in that. Ludovico Crescioli is 10. I have NO idea who that is. I am LOSING it


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.64428 del
for me it's Lucky Sport Cycling Team because that sponsor sounds like a brothel franchise


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.64429 del
4pts should be picked by the coolest name. For me, it's PAPON


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.64430 del
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Speed skating in 15 minutes. I can watch but have to drive to work during the halfway break. Then watch the rest in my car and immediately go to the træen


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.64431 del
>>64430
sounds like a perfect fit


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.64432 del
Sábliková still sick but she will ride. It's going to be nothing. Bertacekbros on suicide watch


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.64433 del
>>64432
Everybody expects a DNF


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.64434 del
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>>64431
Yesterday I was listening during driving but it is not the same as seeing it. But watching your phone gets you fired if you get caught so that is not a great idea


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.64435 del
Besides, everybody and their grandma will be watching ice footy


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.64436 del
>>64435
Not a sport. Can't see the puck. Who knows whether it's even there


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.64437 del
>>64434
how likely is it that someone's watching?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.64438 del
>>64437
Very unlikely but not taking the chance


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.64439 del
This is very bad from Groenewoud. It's over


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.64440 del
I guess it doesn't matter when it's so far from the finish, but they really added a "rarely used" 800 meter cobbled climb to Roubaix this year.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.64441 del
more like Groenewon't


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.64442 del
>>64439
the chynawoman is aiming for dead last I presume


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.64443 del
ok let me try without using translate, but I won't be able to add the cause of the delay with my fake Dutch
>de trein naar hoek van holland vertrekt med en vertraging van 10 minuten


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.64444 del
if her name is green wout, why is she orange then?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.64445 del
>>64440
add some chicanes to it


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.64446 del
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so that's not a good time?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.64447 del
>>64443
Met* een*. The rest is correct


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.64448 del
bike spotted


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.64449 del
>>64446
At least 10 seconds to slow for a medal


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.64450 del
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did you know that Rusbert is from this strange nation called AIN?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.64451 del
>>64450
i believe thats the ainu peoples, actually


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.64452 del
Zueva is very pretty


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.64453 del
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the German fan wears the sunflower badge because he's aucustic


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.64454 del
>both of them in green
are they going to blow up?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.64455 del
>>64453
I thought that sign said Malawi at first


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.64456 del
>>64454
Well it's 50/50. They either do or they don't


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.64457 del
I guess Ganna as the master of the negative split would be good at this


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.64458 del
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>>64455
its a strong partnership


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.64459 del
They are gone and dead. Wow Pechstein looks like she eats a whole pig every day


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.64460 del
yup both girls faltered hard in the end.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.64461 del
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not even sub 7, what a shame


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.64462 del
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>>64461
for an Ossi that's alright


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.64463 del
wow jasch is dead, the sign of a natty performance


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.64464 del
treinbert is gone, I hope he drives faster than those zambonis


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.64465 del
Hanna Enderson trying to escape in real ciclismo


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.64466 del
way more cuties here than in road cycling


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.64467 del
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didn't expect there to be NHL players at the olympics.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.64468 del
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those blue markings have to be put back on by hand if you were wondering


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.64469 del
>>64466
is road cycling the worst sport in terms of women? It may be


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.64470 del
>>64469
Footy isn't any better


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.64471 del
>>64470
with football you know that these are lesbians, but in ciclismo your pucks are either fraudulent or goblins.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.64472 del
>>64466
foid cycling are just failed in other sports people


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.64473 del
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Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.64474 del
>>64471
and whatever lorena wiebes is


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.64475 del
THE RYTHM OF THE NIGHT
MY LIFE
OH YEAH


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.64476 del
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belgians gone from Dutch sector, now bertaczeks are daring to sit there


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.64477 del
>>64476
kindred spirits


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.64478 del
>>64475
son reebok o son nike? me gusta mucho esta canzon.
if you don't know what I'm talking about watch this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k [Embed]


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.64479 del
>conijn
atleast spell it right


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.64480 del
I am BACK


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.64481 del
>>64480
just in time


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.64482 del
F camera


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.64483 del
>>64478
topkek wtf


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.64484 del
>>64481
As always. This Belgian is doped btw


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.64485 del
fast


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.64486 del
CAM ON TAS SCORE SUM WATTS


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.64487 del
demi gone


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.64488 del
yup the belgian really is doped


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:23 [Preview] No.64489 del
cam on belgium


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.64490 del
comyn pulled a ganna


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.64491 del
the Belgian will be DSQd at the end


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.64492 del
DOPED DUTCH BITCH I FUCK YOU


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.64493 del
who's the doped one now


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.64494 del
HAHA FUCK YOU DOPING BITCH


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.64495 del
wew


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.64496 del
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good time. too bad for the Belgian girl that she touched one of those red markers.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.64497 del
as a fellow negative splitter I really appreciate that performance


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.64498 del
Wait isn't hitting that thing with the camera a DQ


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.64499 del
nice times by both

too bad they don't have asthma or a "home advantage"


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.64500 del
>from Oslo
according to my sources athletes from oslo are inferior


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.64501 del
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Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.64502 del
Wiklund always starts fast and dies in the end. Weidemann the other way around


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.64503 del
>>64501
I wonder what it smells like in there


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.64504 del
>>64501
I see a Czech flag but this guy has hair


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.64505 del
do they group the skaters by season averages or is it random


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.64506 del
>>64501
bertacek on his phone checking PCS instead of watching


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.64507 del
>>64505
Shitters in the beginning, best ones at the end


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.64508 del
WADA bros?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.64510 del
demi vollering looks lean this season
the prevot effect


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.64511 del
Ragne sometimes has a 36 last lap. It's not over!!!


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.64512 del
KWAB


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.64513 del
HOLY SHIT


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.64514 del
NEGATIVE SPLIT BROS!!!!!!!!!


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.64515 del
We never getting that bronze


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.64516 del
Let's see how doped Lollo is today


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.64517 del
>>64516
to the gils


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.64518 del
>>64516
very it seems


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.64519 del
any movement she makes looks vastly more doped than anyone else


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.64520 del
Not sure I'm far enough here in Nice to be safe from the amount of radiation about to be released in Milan.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.64521 del
Until now it's not that impressive...


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.64522 del
>>64521
negative split incoming you aint see nothing yet


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.64523 del
vollering wins


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.64524 del
CHLADOŇOVÁ on the podium but bertacek isn't here to see it


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.64525 del
Doesn't look it is happening for pastanaggers.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.64526 del
She HAS to accelerate or WE win


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.64527 del
gold


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.64528 del
6:46.17 -0.10


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.64529 del
Willed it, alhamdullilah.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.64530 del
IT
A
LIA


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.64531 del
WHAT IN THE FUCK THIS IS NOT NORMAL


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.64532 del
PAS NORMAL


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.64533 del
that final push is the telltale sign of dopage


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.64534 del
>>64533
that and the way she never lost time on the straights


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.64535 del
poor Tas


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.64536 del
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Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.64537 del
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Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.64538 del
Alright I am OUT. This DOPED sport is not for me


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.64539 del
>TAS (Tool Assisted Speedrunning)
>4th
something is fishy


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.64540 del
>>64539
She went glitchless while others didn't


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.64541 del
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Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.64542 del
Grandes might actually pull ahead (temporarily) of Asthmaland in the medal table by the end of today.

Bit too obvious, innit?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.64543 del
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>>64540
But not dopeless. 30 years old and never did anything
>>64542
NO decency I tell you


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.64544 del
Burgers don't need dopage to score Big medal counts because are athletes have something the competitors hailing from many other "nations" lack: sovl


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.64545 del
>>64544
Ok Lance


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.64546 del
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yes well. meanwhile demi won in Valencia in front of Squeak ban.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.64547 del
>>64542
Doped italians are so back


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.64548 del
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I don't know why the Belgian tas is crying. she should have been DSQd for touching the red cone anyways.
also I can't believe that the Czech girl forgot her skates and ran those 5km


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.64549 del
>>64548
sablikova as sick bertacek style the whole week


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.64550 del
italians are even dominating rodel now


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.64551 del
>>64550
is it state mandated dopage across all disciplines


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.64552 del
imagine the levels of /grande/ if they had the le tour de france in italy one year


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.64553 del
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raping absolutely doesnt go along watching olympics
i could barely skore z3
i dont know (i do) how finnbert does it
i need to focus on putting in the work


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.64554 del
>>64553
To each his own, but for me watching sport (CX, or other) is the only way I can do threshold on the r*per


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.64555 del
>>64553
>odd zone
based path to salvation


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.64556 del
>>64553
This is very hard for me to comprehend, but I guess it's the same but opposite for you. I can watch a movie or show even when doing 5min or 20min max.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.64557 del
>>64556
MAYBE if IN erg mode it could be doable but not free ride


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.64558 del
>>64557
Yeah you need to be in erg mode for that


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.64559 del
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Today was almost 10 (ten) degrees outside.
It rained whole day, but spring is still a coming.
Will have a to a proper maintenance
>lube pedals
>lube pedal axis
>pump them tires
>check crankarm
>lube pedals
>check chain
>lube pedals
>tighten saddle and shit
basically check all them nuts and bolts
stuff like handlebar I am not sure about, I did them 2 seasons ago but that crankarm disaster had me spooked


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.64560 del
>>64559
surely you will put new bartape, strip chain and cogs, grease hubs ?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.64561 del
>he expect to be riding outside in the near future
oh boy do I have bad news for you


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.64562 del
>>64560
bartape i put a year ago, it might last this season (probably not)
cogs are fine since i previously replaced chains way too frequently
hubs, i have never done, probably for the better


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.64563 del
>>64562
and the vaxx smegma accumulation?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.64564 del
>>64563
that's a thing of the past since I no longer re-vaxx every 100 km


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.64565 del
we live in Milan


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.64566 del
>>64565
which event are we living with


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.64567 del
>>64566
shorttrack ladies


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.64568 del
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>>64567
my broadcast tells me that one goes live in 32 minutes
why am I left out


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.64569 del
>>64565
I don't think I will pick Milan Menten.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.64570 del
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those chinese skaters know how to tactically chute in this


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.64571 del
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comicale


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.64572 del
>>64568
it’s qualification and sporza jumped back to half pipe reeeeeeeeee I don’t want to see spin to win


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.64573 del
this is truly the nascar of skating


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.64574 del
>>64572
I hate it when they do that, randomly switching disciplines


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.64575 del
china has been kinda weak at this olympics so far.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.64576 del
>>64572
they also don't show half the sports, for the summer games they had like 5 streams at the same time


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.64577 del
>>64575
yeah they SUCK here


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.64578 del
I'd pay to watch Greenways in this sport


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.64579 del
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yup, the Italian girl will win


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.64580 del
Bohemian RAI doesn't even show shorttrack


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.64581 del
chute bertolo


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.64582 del
this shit is so unserious lmao


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.64583 del
Man, I'm so hyped for Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France in a few months.
Jorj's team is going too. He did a great job in pulling all the right strings and sweetening all the right pots for his team debut in the big leagues.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.64584 del
>>64576
we don’t even have a snowboarder this is so stupid


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.64585 del
Only fucking U-ramp which is a chute fest for some reason.
Aren't they supposed to be good at their sport?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.64586 del
halfpipe snowboarding ..


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.64587 del
wasn't that Chinese guy racing for Hungary last Olympics?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.64588 del
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man those native Hungarians with their typical Hungarian names


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.64589 del
>>64588
whats the tldr on the hungaria-china fusion?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.64590 del
to be honest with all these chutes a ciclismo enjoyer feels right at home with Snowboard: Halfpipe Women, Finale on the telly


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.64591 del
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>>64588
They were settled during the Finnish-Korean Hyper War as POWs. They felt so good here they refused to return.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.64592 del
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here's your state mandated Polish gf


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.64593 del
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>>64591


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.64594 del
>frog and grande kwab


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.64595 del
no scaroni in that velogoomble by the way


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.64596 del
Algarve start list is lit


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.64597 del
>>64596
can't wait to goooooomble on that and have half of my team do nothing because its early in the season


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.64598 del
I mean how can elite, john ayuso, soudal van baarle, decathlon benoot, ineos onley and de lie compete against the volta legends like nych, reis or atunes?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.64599 del
>>64595
But I have Scaroni


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.64600 del
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>>64595
Could they stop fucking around.
OMRZEL is also out, they put CONSEFROY in, in that stupid UAE jersey.
I don't want to pick P*DC*CK.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.64601 del
POWLESS IN Provence.
CHESINI, NESPOLI OUT, totally didn't have them in me team.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.64602 del
>>64601
>NESPOLI OUT
FUCK


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.64603 del
what the hell my team is decimated and I have to research AGAIN AHH


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.64604 del
scaroni is back in according to PCSman, but not to the race officials
who knows at this point, maybe he'll show up halfway jumping out of a plane from oman


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.64605 del
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new world record


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.64606 del
>>64604
elaborate psyop


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.64607 del
leaf bullying


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.64608 del
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netherlands vs canada and in the end the italian wins


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.64609 del
koreans love blowing up early
is it a pride thing


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.64610 del
Tuin Boer


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.64611 del
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>>64604
Adjust


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.64612 del
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van 't wout what a name lol


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.64613 del
LMAO


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.64614 del
>>64611
that's the one firstcycling has had for a while, PCSbert is a psyopper


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.64615 del
>RIM J.
poor lad


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.64616 del
Told you picking up SCARONI for A la region was a mistake
/cyc/ never listens


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.64617 del
>>64615
is he related to BLOW J.?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.64618 del
<It's Rim Jo. even
never had a chance


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.64619 del
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>>64616
you knew
but how


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.64620 del
>>64619
I mean it's a lot of racing in a short time, he'd be off the plane and immediately in the race with like half a rest day


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.64621 del
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see how Italians are manipulating the ice


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.64622 del
imagine being a WT rider who costs merely 4 points in la region de murcia
there's a shocking amount of them


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.64623 del
whats the average age of short track femmes, 15?


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.64624 del
>>64623
>it's actually late 20s
I guess the ice keeps them young eh


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.64625 del
gold for the gnome


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.64626 del
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tismbert missing another Dutch gold


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.64627 del
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(1.35 MB 1280x720 bundasmug.png)
(1.13 MB 1280x720 entertained.png)


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.64628 del
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go rim j.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.64629 del
double gold for ne*erlands


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.64630 del
apologize to t'wout


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.64631 del
>>64630
Van’t Goud


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.64632 del
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imagine sprint finishes like this in ciclismo


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.64633 del
Meh ice crash is not a real sport. But gold is always good


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.64634 del
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Making me legendary sandwiches tomorrow, can't wait


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.64635 del
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>>64387
Well, I should get myself a new multipass!


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.64637 del
Provence is the most fucked Velogame I've participated in so far.


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.64638 del
>>64634
make sure to poast a mit foto of the bacon salat œuf


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.64639 del
>>64638
allah willing there shall be a photo made


Bert 02/12/2026 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.64640 del
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Anyway, time for some more adjustment
Another sleepless night


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.64641 del
>>64637
Yeah it is fucking NUTS. Work day almost over and now I have to go home and adjust. FUCK


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.64642 del
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I am still adjusting


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.64643 del
I am betting Autismbert's daily fare that Richie TELLO won't even be Top 10. His early spring is always abysmal.


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.64644 del
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I give up
The only winning move is not to play


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.64645 del
What the fuck, Murcia is only 2 stages.


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.64646 del
>>64632
can someone photoshop Cavendish on his back in this picture


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.64647 del
Can I ride my BMX with you guys?


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.64648 del
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It is what it is


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.64649 del
good morning
time to adjust


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.64650 del
>>64649
Dreams of adjusting


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.64651 del
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These two gaymes will be such a bloodbath.


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.64652 del
>>64647
No BMX’ers knelt for BLM not cyclismo not racismo not comfy


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.64653 del
>>64652
:(
I hate niggers


Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.64654 del
Klaebo will lose at 11H45, don't miss it (to another Norge)


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