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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No. 69960
young bucks edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>68872


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.69961 del
Njal dopage


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.69962 del
Sumo in 15 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.69963 del
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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.69964 del
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insane riding today despite all that dust in the air and that after a total of 94 eggs over the weekend
my endurance is SO back


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.69965 del
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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.69966 del
so let me get this straight - it is not required to perform maintenance on beater alu gr*vle bikes ?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.69967 del
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>>69963
who are they protecting him from


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.69968 del
>>69966
Best for that is some cheap hardtail


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.69969 del
>>69966
I have a 9 speed alu gravel bike for commuting and I clean the chain like once every 2 weeks and just swap it after every winter, same with the casette
aren't you americans rich anyway


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.69970 del
>>69966
'bout the same as any other bike innit? Replacing worn parts and such is the same no matter what you have


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.69971 del
>>69969
just because you might have some monies doesn't mean it must be spent on constant p*rchases


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.69972 del
>>69971
it doesn't?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.69973 del
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>>69961
he was proven clean yesterday


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.69974 del
>>69971
what are you just watching it while inflation makes it worth less
just ride your bike and buy some chains fucking nerd


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69975 del
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I don't even know what this maintenance discussion is about but I have a feeling its engagement bait with no further agenda


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69976 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mak5FRymbSI [Embed]
Two weeks to the best race of the year berts


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.69977 del
>>69974
the replacement chain isn't the issue here inasmuch as the toil of cleaning


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69978 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mak5FRymbSI [Embed]
Two weeks to the best race of the year berts


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69979 del
I never swap chains


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.69980 del
I am going to clean my bike for the first time in weeks THOUGH


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.69981 del
>>69976
>2 guys that made the gap aren't there
the younglings better show up


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.69982 del
>>69981
They need a jan christen pull on BERTo to make the approach easier. Vermeesch del toro should be enough on the cipressa and then good luck to grug


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.69983 del
>>69975
just looking for some insight from my good pal Bert zonderfoto as regards systematic improvements to egg scores, though perhaps it was naïve to expect much knowledge about best cleaning and maintaining cycling equipment forthcoming from the members of this general


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.69984 del
>>69978
ganna fighting his way back on the descent was so fucking kino


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.69985 del
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>>69983
no you're just shitposting for the sake of it which is fine but there's just nothing much to that topic
I mean chain cleaning really? Who has to clean chains in 2026 just vax it and forget cleaning forever


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.69986 del
>>69983
just ride your bike and wipe it down every now and then


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.69987 del
a lot more interesting: Ganna's watts near the end of the TT https://youtube.com/shorts/DzhqUtICxxI?si=hj5rkMXp_ZOCn-y4


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.69988 del
>>69985
obviously everybert has been exclusively vaxxing for years but smegma still accumulates on the drivetrain
besides it's an adjoostment to setup for riding outside after getting used to the simple painless ritual of daily rape over the dark months


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.69989 del
200g Riz de Camargue Itinéraire des Saveurs mit 120g Jambon cuit de Paris de qualité supérieure Monique Ranou mit pfeffer zonder gemuse
Either mit sojasoße oder ketchup
This no veggies situation is getting desperate though


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.69990 del
>>69987
please pay more attention, this has been discussed extensively


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.69991 del
>>69990
what happened in the old thread stays in the old thread


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.69992 del
>>69989
>Riz de Camargue
Based


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.69993 del
>>69989
for me its pizza calzone


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.69994 del
>>69989
just cycle outside to p*rchase some vegetables THEN


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.69995 del
>>69993
Fried I hope


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.69996 del
>back to back individual time trials
peculiar


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.69997 del
>>69996
PN is a team time trial


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.69998 del
>>69997
good to know


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.69999 del
ROGLIC surged to Top 3 GC favourites (after GANNA)


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.70000 del
>>69987
him riding away from the sprinters for the last podium spot


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.70001 del
Tyrrhenian - Adriatic Stage 2 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 2
>Toro 4.5
>Aert 12
>Christen 21
>Lapeira 23
>Magnier 23
>Ganna 29
>Milan 29
>Lund 34
>Strong 34
>Vendrame 34
>Roglic 41
>Buitrago 41
>Philipsen 41
>Ciccone 41
...
>Healy 67
>Allah 67
>Lie 67
>Eetvelt 81
>Grosso 101


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.70002 del
>>70001
love that wout is here to make sure grug doesn't slurp
he always wants to humiliate him


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.70003 del
>>70002
A valid point
Whenever grug and van aert race together, I always put autismbert's life savings on grug being ahead


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.70004 del
>>70003
tfw autismbert will forever be in the tunnels when the missiles come down


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.70006 del
>>69907
The sprinkle is like 1/10 of the cheese that is already in the sauce.
Was.


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.70007 del
vuelta femmes does the angliru
total peleton death


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.70008 del
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it's over, he's turned on him


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.70009 del
>>70008
because of the bodyguard thing?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.70010 del
>>70009
he's defenseless now without bodyguards, assassins are everywhere


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.70011 del
>>70007
based


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.70012 del
>>70010
I wonder if influencers are preying on him in denmark as well


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.70013 del
>>70012
why do you think he has 8 houses with no doorbells


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.70014 del
it's not looking good, decathlonbros


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.70015 del
scored some good eggs, though it would be remiss of me not to note that the process of cleaning the sprockets and chain after was just as arduous as I'd feared


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.70016 del
>>70014
If Seixas goes to UAE I am done with this "sport"


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.70017 del
Today was the first day to ride outside in like 4 months and I couldn't do it because I had to charge a half dozen gizmos on the bike


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.70018 del
>>70017
analog chads win again
paypigs in the dirt


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.70019 del
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>Shifters: charged
>Pedals: charged
>Radar: charged
>Gombuter: charged
>Bidons: checked for mold and filled
>Tires: checked and filled
>Brakes: tested
>Chain: vaxxed
>Firmware: all updated
>Saddlebag: packed
Perfect for my 60 minute BIG ride tomorrow


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.70020 del
>>70019
all that just to rode slower than a r*nner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.70021 del
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>>70020
Well it is now illegal in the Islamic Republic of New York to ride any faster than a r*nner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.70022 del
Ganna keeping the leaders jersey today?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.70023 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.70025 del
I am still yet to go on a road bike ride.
But I have become conscientious towards it, or in general in everything not only when I feel like it so:

>need to check and fasten all the bolts that need to be fastened
>got my torque wrench
>have to wait for 3/4 inch bits to arrive because I have only 1/2 and 1/4 inch ones
>only then can i sit on it
>then i will, ride to the car wash
>car wash! whoawhoawhoa
>clean the chain and drivertrain that was already cleaned before winter
>ride back, dry bike in the sun
>apply rohloff oil
>reindex anything that needs to be reindexed
>check brakes
>charge gombuder
>charge heart rate monitor
>inflate tires to target presh

Only then I will be ready to go.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.70026 del
>>70017
like nsn, just ride your bike, like pedal hard and shit. it's not that hard. if your electronic shifting was stuck then lmao.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.70027 del
>>70022
Probably gaps won't be huge and the benis second candidates are too far
Unless the arend flies


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.70028 del
>>70025
This gimmick is way too forced


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.70029 del
>>70028
I had fun. But it is overdone lately yes.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.70030 del
Phew, haven't done proper vo2max workouts in a while so this wasn't too fun. 3x6min + 4x3min, first three at around 430W and the last four at 430-450W. Legs aren't used to these kind of intense efforts haha, hopefully it will get better with time


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.70031 del
I believe that primoz will win today with one of his famous late attaques, maybe he even kwabs some young buck before the finish line.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.70032 del
they will ride past the power of pizza today.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.70033 del
Also, my rim brake bike project is getting closer to completion. Yesterday my Parcours Grimpeur wheelset arrived – under 1300g at 41mm rim height with modern rim dimensions, great. I put some lightweight TPU tubes in and 28mm Continental GP5000 non-tubeless versions. The goal is to have a bike that I can ride anytime without thinking about electronics or dried sealant, so tubes + fully mechanical Dura Ace is the way. I have my Dura Ace 9100 groupset ready, aside from still waiting for my Cybrei crankset to arrive, and the bike will be shipped from Ireland tomorrow. I hope it arrives early last week so I can have it all set up before I leave for Mallorca next week's Saturday. Should be fun to ride the mountains with a 6kg bike. I will post pictures when it is finished.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.70034 del
>>70033
>finnbert 4th road bike is better than my first


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.70035 del
>>70030
> haha
XD


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.70036 del
Has anyone seen what the last km looks like lmao
Chutes will happen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.70037 del
>>70036
if I had hired an assassinator of j*nas, this is one place he might hypothetically attaque


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.70038 del
>>70034
>he does not have 5 bikes minimum


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.70039 del
>>70033
Do you even use all those bikes enough to lake it worth it? I assume you still have a main bike that sees the most wear.
Like your gravel bike you just built, how many hours does it see


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.70040 del
>>70035
I always use haha when typing in English, hehe sounds Polish for whatever reason and emoticons look strange on 4chan :D
>>70034
Upgrade your bike bert, life is too short to not ride a bike that makes you drool


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.70041 del
>>70039
I have my main road bike (Quick pro) that I ride most of the time, then the Fairlight gravel bike with fenders that I ride either in bad weather or when I want to ride on mixed surfaces, then a dedicated gravel bike with bigger tyres, and now this rim brake one for long summer rides when I don't want to think about aero or anything. The three I mentioned see a fair bit of use, though I mainly use the dedicated road and gravel bikes in dry weather as I don't really have time to be cleaning my bikes all the time. Because of the upcoming baby I will probably spend quite a lot of time on the raper this year even when it's fine weather, though.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.70042 del
>>70036
SAFER than ever before


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.70043 del
>>70028
It's not a gimmick, I really needed to charge all my shit yesterday


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.70044 del
>>70043
my question is why do you have all that stuff and do all that stuff when you barely ride and when you ride its an hour through a park


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.70045 del
>https://x.com/LottoIntermarch/status/2031277140541419892
Lennert van eetvelt DNS

Why did they even make him start if he was injured from strade.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.70046 del
>>70045
The guy is genuinely mentally retarded.
>Rides RVV with broken foot
>Rides TDF with heavily injured back because "I'm here anyway and have nothing better to do" and then ruined the rest of his season


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.70047 del
>>70045
They don't give a fuck since he's leaving the team anyway


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.70048 del
>>70046
Maybe switching team would do him good.
Lotto clearly aren't strict enough


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.70049 del
>>70044
>asking a paypig to be rational


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.70050 del
Quick ride at lunch. Weather has been quite good here lately


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.70051 del
>>70050
how long did it take to clean you're drivetrain after ?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.70052 del
>>70044
Well I do ride quite frequently as long as it's not snow and ice outside which it has been since December. And during the work week I get my laps in at the park because it's convenient. Weather finally turned this week so I did my spring bike tuning and now it's all ready to go

Who are you with the inquisition


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.70053 del
>>70052
/cyc/ is always merciless about other berts riding habits


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.70054 del
This is a strange stage. The final is way too sketchy for how easy the appraoch is. It's going to be a bloodbath


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.70055 del
Oh didn't notice that it's a TTT in parigi-nizza.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.70056 del
>>70053
Very concerning. We should be lifting other Berts up


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.70057 del
if you don't ride, you can't get judges by your fellow berts. It's that easy


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.70058 del
pcsbert is promising a 20% inhumana 0.3km before this alto's meta


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.70059 del
>>70058
he lied


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.70060 del
>De Lol
Lotto is a joke


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.70061 del
Getting dropped with Consonni and a guy literally named Fraud(evaux)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.70062 del
>>70061
Saving matches


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.70063 del
Nice looking bike but that will be 10000€ plus tip


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.70064 del
>>70063
Nice picture from Jan Fuck


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.70065 del
>>70063
downtube is too fat and the seattube also fattens towards the bb
2/10, shit bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.70066 del
>>70065
Now that you mention it that seattube does look really odd. Standert wins again for the aluminum bikes I guess (old version, not the new "aero" Kreissage)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.70067 del
once I move to Bend, then (and only then) will it be time to trade up for a kino steel frame road bice


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.70068 del
>>70063
But it's the CAAD made from aluminum, they need to match the pricing of spesh.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.70069 del
>>70066
speaking of I recently saw an alu frame identical to the kreissäge on AE with custom paint for like 400 bucks but its all sold out and I can't find it anymore


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.70070 del
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>>70065
>downtube is too fat
that's a cannondale eh - would be insane if it wasn't


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.70071 del
>>70070
its not a good look imo especially nowadays since it gives it the ebike look


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.70072 del
>>70069
Hmm interesting, although I have no idea about chink aluminum weld quality


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.70073 del
>>70072
I asked once on /cyc/ before the schizma about the scandium frames of stand(b)ert and someone's opinion was that it's prone to cracks.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.70074 del
For fuck sake Jero*n en K*rstens on HBO are mindnumbing, talking about building saunas in their garden 70%. Im watching cylismo you fucks


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.70075 del
>>70063
This will prove to be more aero than all the aerobikes


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.70076 del
>>70074
Can't you change the language? In German you have Jens Voigt blabbering non-stop


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.70077 del
Messy gravel incoming.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.70078 del
Perfect weather for HEALY


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.70079 del
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>wet gravel
#Pray4ROGLIC


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.70080 del
Pray for Roglic Berts


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.70081 del
hm?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.70082 del
>Amidst the challenging ascent of Via Santa Caterina during the 2018 race, Wout van Aert battled debilitating leg cramps in the final stretch. The harsh weather further intensified the already demanding race conditions. Just before reaching the summit of Via Santa Caterina in Siena, van Aert succumbed to cramps and toppled off his bike, grappling to regain composure
KWAB


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.70083 del
Someone died in the ditch


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.70084 del
Chute dans aqua


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.70085 del
>>70076
I can but i wont


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.70086 del
oof, poor guy is in shock


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.70087 del
Marcellusi shook.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.70088 del
I pray that roidlick will chute


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70089 del
Wout in Africa


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70090 del
W*ut in 50th position. Lifelong contract


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70091 del
ROGLIC AWAKE


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.70092 del
bora bois turning up


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70093 del
GRUG SMASH


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70094 del
allah with 500m attack to dropping incoming


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.70095 del
ATTAQUE DE MATHIEU VAN DER POEL


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70096 del
CHUTE LOL


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70097 del
Haha fuck that ginger kwab


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70098 del
grug is unfallable


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70099 del
Jorgenshit hahaha


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.70100 del
OH NO NO NO NO


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.70101 del
I love him


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70102 del
Man I did not expect Pellizzari to be this not normal


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70103 del
Del Toro coming back here is ridiculous


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.70104 del
COME ON GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70105 del
DIE MOTO MOET DAAR WEG RENAAT


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70106 del
Del dopo going to get big advantage today


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70107 del
nice motopacing for UAE


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70108 del
fuck del dopo


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70109 del
Jesus


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.70110 del
motopacing galore


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70111 del
Del Torro unsuccesfully baiting grug to chute


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70112 del
>hymen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70113 del
Chute catastrofale Arenshit


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70114 del
Arseman on his arse HAHA


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.70115 del
Somebody has to be kill on this.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.70116 del
Waar is Jantje Christen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.70117 del
>Gr. GANNA +00:57
hm?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.70118 del
>>70117
Yeah something is funky here. Don't trust the gaps


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.70119 del
WET VAN AERT AWOKEN


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70120 del
>>70116
Gruppo GANNA


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70121 del
>so-called "people" actually picked wout


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70122 del
timing is all over the
place


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.70123 del


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70124 del
>>70121
>rusbert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70125 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.70126 del
Gruppo Ganna gaining two seconds every second


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.70127 del
GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70128 del
Was that Kron?????


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70129 del
smoll fishies could never break von der grug


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70130 del
GRUG


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70131 del
WEW


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.70132 del
It's so over for zoomers


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70133 del
holy shit they were so dead


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70134 del
>>70126
>Ganna +1:03
well...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70135 del
Johannesen. FUCK


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70136 del
hell of a stage


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.70137 del
>>70128
Tobias Halland methinks.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70138 del
If my math is right then PELLIZARRI in GC lead


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70139 del
>>70134
>Italian time keeping


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.70140 del
>>70138
Huh? Lel Toro of course


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.70141 del
Ahhh whomst I have added so I needed to kickout PINARELLO. Too bad.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.70142 del
>>70140
idk why I thouht pellizari was 2nd


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.70143 del
>>70141
6th?? Wtf. And when I had him as my secret pick he didn't do SHIT


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.70145 del
Damn the velotuber team is pretty good


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.70146 del
yes, I will clean it up if sumobossman isn't quicker than me


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.70147 del
Ok, it's gone, it's dead. Time to pay attention to the ITT with riders of the same team starting together and being allowed to cheat by drafting each other


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.70149 del
Ok, bretty gud day for me, shan't be noomberposting but if I have kept PINARELLO and maybe picked KRON I would be itching too much.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.70150 del
Sander de Pestel pickers rejoicing


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.70151 del
Not sure I like the first man across the line rule. What was the old standard rule? Was it third man?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.70152 del
>>70151
Yes, but in Parigi-Nizza every time is measured individually when a rider passes the line as a customary rule since a while.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.70153 del
Absolute cinema


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.70154 del
>Berts shit on gravel racing
>Every gravel stage is unironic kino
Curious


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.70155 del
imagine being wout van kwab


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.70156 del
>>70155
it's wild how well Grug performs under pressure in comparison


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.70157 del
have no idea what everyone was thinking saying pissma was the favorite for this TTT
good to see arrogant vingo kwabbed


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.70158 del
based INEOS


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.70159 del
>>70156
Grug is the decision maker, he makes the moves and sets the pace.
Wout always follows I haven't seen him actually do anything from his own strength since that time he attacked in roubaix and got a flat. Best Wout was that one tdf in Calais where he just went full dopaje


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.70160 del
lmao


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.70161 del
>>70159
he's just straight-up stronger and has been for years, too


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.70162 del
>>70161
ofcourse, that is always the main part but he also races like a champ
nothing stopping him today from waiting and seeing but he just doesn't like to slurp


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.70163 del
I wonder where Vingo expects to take back time. Don't really see him outpunch Ayuso and Auron is such a nothingburger climb


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.70164 del
These TTT should be 50km long


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.70165 del
>>70163
With that team I'm pretty sure they expected to be up front by now


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.70166 del
>>70165
onley and big VAUQ ready to steal any bonus seconds too
gonna be fun


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.70167 del
>>70166
There are some HARD stages left, you can take time if you're stronger. Ayuso looks in shape though


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.70168 del
>>70163
I'm sorry, are you telling me GC is all sorted after two sprint stages and a TTT?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.70169 del
>>70168
the gap will only get bigger


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.70170 del
>>70168
Yes, jonas is finished without the help of wout


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.70171 del
Mads P. -MSR


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.70172 del
>>70171
Punished for skipping bessege


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.70173 del
>>70171
>Lidl-Trek team manager Luca Guercilena remains hopeful that Mads Pedersen will reach Milan-San Remo
>PCSbert sees this as confirmation


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.70174 del
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he's like 5 years away from looking exactly like Adrie


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.70175 del
>>70174
He REALLY need to make at least 2-3 sons


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.70176 del
>>70169
Well you may be right in the end but I think we should watch them pedal uphill at least once before declaring the GC over...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.70177 del
>>70176
ok matteo, stay on your bike tomorrow lad


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.70178 del
>>70159
Yes, Bert, we remember very well.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.70179 del
>>70173
Yes van zwan is able to draw the right conclusions from this statement and after a bottle of wine


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.70180 del
tapenadebros, our power is growing


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.70181 del
>>70180
Never been a tapenade man


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.70182 del
Come on, Bert! Sumo in 30 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.70184 del
>Seixas little brother doing internships Literally OVER


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.70185 del
>>70183
>article 2 hours ago
>PCS adjustment 4 hours ago
I kneel to pcsbert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.70186 del
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picnicpostanal bros...


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.70187 del
back to back workouts, always a good idea
once the sun is gone, it gets fresh really quick


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.70189 del
>>70187
to bad you couldn't maintain enough Z5 for sufficient benefits of working in odd zones


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.70190 del
>>70187
really does get cool, I just got home 15 minutes ago and it went down to 7°. Doesn't help that there's so much desert sand in the air that the sun is blocked out kek


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.70191 del
>>70190
It looks like a smog but it is actually the sand.
I have been coughing shit for 5 minutes after coming home too.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.70192 del
>>70187
bike cleaning chuds will be jealous of this good ride


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.70193 del
>>70190
Stars are flickering a lot though, a bit eerie, a bit kino.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.70194 del
>>70192
not so fast, my right pedal is doing The assioma thing again
at least i hope it's the pedal and nothing else


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.70195 del
>>70194
Cleaned my MTB yesterday, the pedal started doing the thing too.
What's the protocol, just lube it?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.70196 del
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>>70194
>The assioma thing again
remind me, the old barrel ones, or the new ones?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.70197 del
>>70195
>>70196
they just start to squak when you apply some watts, i just need to lube the axis and it is gucci again
it is a faulty design (not just my conclusion) and eventually the axis starts to rattle against the pedal body


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.70198 del
>>70197
Yes, that's exactly this, any watt that akshually moves you forward and it starts the song, if you step on it good everyone around notices.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.70199 del
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>>70197
this scares me
I wanted to upgrade from my old 4iiii crank for some time now, but all those assioma issues
hmm


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.70200 del
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>>70194
speaking of assiomas and death I've been looking through a German forum today and I found a thread where someones assioma axle broke clean off while he was doing easy spinning, rode 20k home one legged
apparently there was a recall of assiomas made within a certain time frame and those were among them


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.70201 del
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when you hold the pedal body here and the crankarm in other hand, there is a little will, you can make it rattle manually and there's nothing you can do to stop it
two years ago I even bought replacement parts for assioma and they worked for tree months and then it was business as usual

unless it is a different issue, i just lube it up and it's okay for another 3-6 months unless I get rained on a lot

>>70198
it doesnt do the rattling if you apply the watts only on the upwards motion, that is generally dead giveaway it's the pedal


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.70202 del
>>70199
I've had assioma duos for a few years with no issues. I think Bertacek has the spindle pedals which have known issues


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70203 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70204 del
Okay I'm watching the TTT and the announcers are going crazy when a rider gets dropped from the group...don't the GC riders get the time of their fastest rider??


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.70205 del
>>70200
jesus fucking christ
but those are the look ones, right?
i have the spindle variant (shi) which has arguably more issues


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.70206 del
>>70199
I would just buy a power2max crank 2bqh they had a massive price cut recently, unless you're planning to swap the pedals between bikes very often or really want to keep your shimano / campag / etc crank it's probably outright cheaper as well


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.70207 del
>>70205
yeah, someone's been linking these pieces from hambini of all people. Apparently it's not a one off thing
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedals-a-deep-dive-into-dysfunction/
https://www.hambini.com/favero-assioma-pedal-axle-failures/
this is the thread https://www.rennrad-news.de/forum/threads/achsbruch-bei-favero-assioma.206490/ but there's not much more in there


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.70208 del
Pedal based is just that more easy to instal/swap. You can play around with crank lenght etc.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.70209 del
>>70208
makes no sense because you can swap the crank length with spiders as well


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.70210 del
>>70199
Had DUOs and now PRO RS since 2020 with not a single issue. Bertacek is cursed, so unless you are as well, you'll be fine. Also he's using the crazy DUO-Shi ones.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.70212 del
>>70204
You get your own time but the team's time is taken as the fastest rider's time.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.70213 del
>>70209
But I can bring my pedals on cycling vacation when I rent a bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.70214 del
>>70213
>rent a bike
surely you meant to say, lease a bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.70215 del
>>70213
>unless you're planning to swap the pedals between bikes very often
also how often are you doing that kek


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.70216 del
weather good
sun shining
want a new bike


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.70217 del
>>70215
I usually ride every time I go on vacation aside from skiing so at least 3 times per year. Plus when I visit my parents I often borrow my dad's bike for a ride.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.70218 del
cleaning and maintenance skeptics are being thoroughly vindicated by this very edizione


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.70219 del
>>70218
There's an anti cycling fifth column hidden among the berts

Deeply concerning


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.70220 del
Found him guys


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.70221 del
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Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.70225 del
>>70219
>maintenance fatigue is somehow anti ciclismo
U wot bert


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.70226 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z6z7uUe0tVA [Embed]
Who would win today and the 2010's parcours? Is it hard enough for pog?


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.70227 del
>>70226
pedersen


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.70228 del
>>70227
Consider this


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.70229 del
>>70228
a few years ago maybe, his sprint is shot now
if grug and pog don't go solo on the muur then pedersen would easily win


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.70230 del
>>70228
just a tiny bit


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.70231 del
It does look much easier, maybe Pedersen can indeed survive this. They would have to start drilling it from the first kwaremont with everybody still fresh basically


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.70232 del
>>70231
basically E3 + omloop


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.70233 del
I almost forgot that Tom B. won on the current route too.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.70234 del
imagine the great POOGAČAR Tajeet will win Ompoop someday


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.70235 del
2015 is also kinda underrated
big kristoff and terpstra peel off
slippy G and stybi chasing
It doesn't even look like the same sport as today


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.70236 del
>>70233
I watched it on the trainer last year. This really was another time, basically slurping until 40k to go and the good old quickstep tactics in full display


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.70237 del
>>70235
Yeah, a 40 man group after koppenberg is crazy for today's standard


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.70238 del
I started watching in 2017. Favorite edition is 2019, then 2022 I think


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.70239 del
>>70237
it's always a weird race, last year you had a 40 man group sprinting for 9th place
the one where mozatto got 2nd I remember watching on the kwaremont think who the fuck are these guys, where did everyone who was in front go


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.70240 del
Straying into forbidden zones today. Kept losing attention and dropping cadence every once in a while.
Maybe that's just what it's like. Perfectly in the zone between "hard enough that you can't just zone out" and "hard enough that you have to concentrate".


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.70241 del
>>70240
"hard enough that you can't just zone out" and "NOT hard enough that you have to concentrate".


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.70242 del
>>70240
>so much odd
you're Big watt gainz will thank you


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.70243 del
Aerosolized horse poop. Salmoning tourists. Boomers with 50 year steel bikes going a half mile an hour. Families of 50 from India wandering aimlessly across the road. Cycling in Central Park is back baby


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.70244 del
>>70243
>Jew York Shittycel cope
even reading this disgusts me (a pvre blooded mountain man)


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.70245 del
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>>70244
>Criticized for not riding
>Criticized for riding


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.70246 del
>>70245
if you posted Big rides


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.70247 del
>>70246
...from the banks of the hudson, then I would endorse it
also calzones, schnitcels, etc.


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.70248 del
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>>70228
Consider this


Bert 03/10/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.70249 del
>>70248
Hahaha :)


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.70250 del
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Soon I will be back to posting big rides. You'll see. You'll all see.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.70251 del
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Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.70252 del
>>70250
that's a descent amount of oeufs at least


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.70253 del
>>70251
Is he really in the thumbnail? Why. He did nothing


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.70254 del
>>70253
it sucks that he's going to be haunted forever by not winning a gobbled monument


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.70258 del
>>70184
>mini tibor del grosso on the right


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.70259 del
>>70258
I see it


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.70260 del
Comeback starts today vingbros


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.70261 del
>>70260
Can't imagine him gaining more than a couple seconds on Ayuso and Onley at best


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.70262 del
>>70261
Mistral AI begs to differ chud


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.70263 del
Calling for the danes in this thread. How do you guys feel about Aarhus as a city to live?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.70264 del
>>70200
thanks for posting bert, I have those. can't find the recall page though, will contact support and ask for new ones


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.70265 del
>>70261
You're not going to have to imagine it. You're going to see it with your own eyes.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.70266 del
>The mountain stage to Auron in Paris-Nice seems cursed. In 2024 and 2025, the organizers were already forced to adjust the course due to poor weather conditions, and this year's outlook is bleak as well. According to the latest forecasts, the riders can prepare for snow and wintry temperatures.

Make the call Jonas


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.70267 del
>>70266
Again the route goes right to the bottom of Madone d'Utelle


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.70268 del
One guy in the tirreno break for a 200km+ stage.
Why don't teams with nothing to lose do anything anymore, all those italian procontis just slurping for nothing


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.70269 del
>>70268
BAIS and BAIS definitely have too much job security. Baptiste would never.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.70270 del
>first, second, third and fourth part of the peloton in Pariisi-Nizza
matches being used already, going to be a good day


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.70271 del
Complete carnage, vingo missing too


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.70272 del
>>70270
le fug, also
>it's raining
JOOOONAS


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.70273 del
>>70271
Fake news. Only Vauquelin because he has been informed this morning that he is in my team


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.70274 del
>>70273
And lenny who got ridden off the wheel like a chump


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.70275 del
>>70273
>>70274
They're both in my team, so they're only saving matches


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.70276 del
If any of Arrieta/Cano was there I would be fine. Now I am disgruntled I kicked out Lamperti.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.70277 del
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>Haha Carlos Rodriguez only 10 points. What a steal!

Remember when this guy was just half a step behind Pog and Vingo in that one tdf.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.70278 del
>>70277
No I don't


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.70279 del
>>70277
Remember that stage he won, what descending skills


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.70280 del
I trust that big Kevin can catch this group yet, only 40s


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.70282 del
>Crash by 6 riders in Leading group
>Hoole Daan (Decathlon CMA CGM Team)
>Onley Oscar (INEOS Grenadiers)
>...


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.70283 del
Onley not in the leading group according to PCS, fuck fuck fuck don't do this


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.70284 del
>>70283
If both ineos leader are out they'll catch up


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.70285 del
Race NEUTRALIZED in Italy for some reason


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.70286 del
>>70282
It's quite literally over for me


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.70287 del
A TRÆEN


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.70288 del
>>70284
Yeah let's see if Onley isn't hurt though


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.70289 del
Hoole ABANDON


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.70290 del
Onley ABANDON. No just kidding, he is back


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.70291 del
>>70290
Wew thank god for Tarling


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.70292 del
I hope vingegaard has strong words about today's stage


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.70293 del
>>70292
More importantly what does Trine think


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.70294 del
>>70277
He was still a steal. He was just on par with Ricci who was just behind Ayuso.
What is the plan and why did he was the first to peel on TTT? Who knows.
It do be like that sometimes.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.70295 del
>>70294
He'd get dropped on the punchy slopes anyway and his team has 2 top tier punchers


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.70296 del
>>70295
Cool, C.Rodriguez +0:20, 10 velobux, who says no.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.70297 del
>>70296
+0:20 per stage maybe


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.70298 del


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.70299 del
>>70297
Yesh, of coursh.
But if he was the fall guy from the beginning and designated shitter - I would like to get back Lamperti and two points please.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.70300 del
>>70294
Slippy G mentioned something of a chute on the day before yesterday
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A9ycU2CO7yM [Embed]


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.70301 del
>>70294
>What is the plan and why did he was the first to peel on TTT? Who knows.
He crashed on stage 1 and Onley said they had a crash during recon too, so that might have been him also


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.70302 del
I love cycling so much berts! I missed riding outdoor


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.70303 del


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.70304 del
>>70302
I really don't know how you go so fast on these roads, I would crash so often


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.70305 del
>>70304
Weidlingbach down you just pray to God that there is no car behind the corners, and in the S courve you have to slow down A LOT, there is still a shit ton of gravel on the road


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.70306 del
Pls buy PCS pro bert


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.70307 del
>>70302
this score mogs urban chuds


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.70308 del
ACHOOSO ded


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.70309 del
Ayuso dead?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.70310 del
STOP THE COUNT


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.70311 del
more delusional than belgian boomers


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.70312 del
Fuck fuck fuck


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.70313 del
Are those other shitneos riders really not gonna wait


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.70314 del
>>70305
I just take it shill in the descents tbqh. Not good for avg power or avg speed but I don't mind. Also the danube is way too crowded, but maybe that was just the weekend


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.70315 del
>>70313
looks like Watson dropped back


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.70316 del
Ayuso career is over…


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.70317 del
>>70316
bad crash or just out of form?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.70318 del
lmao what a massacre


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.70319 del
Oh for FUCK's sake


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.70320 del
>>70317
horrible crash


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.70321 del
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>>70316
should have never gone against the shiekh mafia


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.70322 del
And fucking Sporza is still showing "Clips"


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.70323 del
>>70316
he'll be back on the bike before the end of the season


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.70324 del
>>70320
ok I tuned in


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.70325 del
>>70298
why didn't Jonas make the call? will he just complain at the end of the race?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.70326 del
>>70314
>Also the danube is way too crowded
yes on the weekends its crazy atm, you can kind of drive around by going through Goldenes Bründl which is a beautiful small loop


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.70327 del
aghgh daddy not working well


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.70328 del
>>70325
It's only bad when he can't profit


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.70329 del
>>70325
Because he gets a free P-N win? If he was with Vauquelin and the other shitters the race would have been cancelled a long time ago


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.70330 del
>>70327
you have to disable add blocker then reenable it after the stream has loaded
worked for me at least


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.70331 del
Hey at least Onley didn't break his collarbone again!


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.70332 del
I am not able to watch for ONE day ..


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.70333 del
Jonas making friends again


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.70334 del
happening in Italy


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.70335 del
I don't know which race to watch. maybe I better not watch P-N or I would ragequit.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.70336 del
slock, hayter and abrahamsen in testa, pedalton broken up in T-A.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.70337 del
Jonas losing his bibs kek


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.70338 del
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well, add this to the kwab 2026 collection


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.70339 del
>>70337
What the hell is he doing. Is this autism


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.70340 del
>>70338
Nice cut to him suddenly being dead. F


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.70341 del
pure chaos


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.70342 del
how does the peleton lose time to nico denz?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.70343 del
>>70342
he has a big engine


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.70344 del
>>70342
But Nico Denz is not there anymore


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.70345 del
Thank you PCSbert


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.70346 del
DNF PCS


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.70347 del
>>70338
so he was riding on a bit after his crash?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.70348 del
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Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.70349 del
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let's see time cover the races myself without PCS
15km to go in Italy, peloton compact after some late attacks before.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.70350 del
races NEED to switch to drone coverage from helicopters


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.70351 del
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and Jonas getting cold in France with 24km to go


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.70352 del
WELL WELL WELL

Looks like Vingegaard will finish ahead of Ayuso after all.

I expect written apologies from you people on my desk tomorrow morning b


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.70353 del
>>70350
>races NEED to switch to drone coverage from helicopters
Agreed, and it HAS been proposed before...
Apparently, drones are too much of a risk to the riders.


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bora riding for jonas victory comicale


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.70355 del
>>70353
surely not if they fly higher up...


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.70356 del
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tailwind in Italy
11km to go


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.70357 del
>>70349
At ease, Bert, PCS is back up


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.70358 del
Steinhauser of all places. Where the hell is everybody else


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.70359 del
I’ve seen enough, vingo wins the tour and then retires


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.70360 del
>>70351
he had to take off his jacket to fix his bibs >>70337


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.70361 del
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slight 2.5% uphill finish, sprinters that launch too early will die


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.70362 del
I'm a big dummy who picked Baudin instead of Stonehouser


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.70363 del
>>70360
yes, but he wears his bibs over his jersey like some retard now


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.70364 del
My turd best runner is.. the freed HESSMANN


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.70365 del
remember when lenny was the next seixas before seixas was seixas?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.70366 del
Oh and LEKNESSUND is still there.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.70367 del
this year's QS jerseys look a bit like old Alpecin kits and keep confusing me


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.70368 del
Chute massale connaisseurs are we sitting ready?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.70369 del
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>>70368
Always.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.70370 del
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visma not even trying in Italy


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.70371 del
>>70366
Where


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.70372 del
I love being cozy and warm on my couch watching this


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.70373 del
>>70363
They're like ripped all up the front LOL


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.70374 del
>>70371
In the greyed out zone in PCS. At least it is not groupe PEDERSEN.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.70375 del
>>70374
Greyed out means nobody knows. Might as well be in a ditch somewhere not to be found until tomorrow


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.70376 del
how about I spoiler the winner of the races on 4/cyc/ hehe. I would need to solve those shitty captchas at the perfect time though.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.70377 del
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grande pippo


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.70378 del
>>70358
I don't think there is anyone else


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.70379 del
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Somehow i told myself Milan San Remo was this weekend. I was glad because the weather here sucks this week. Now upon realisation i am thoroughly disappoint.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.70380 del
this is such a random front group
not a single soul could have predicted this combination of riders


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.70381 del
Gwan Myland


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.70382 del
Nuggets OUT


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.70383 del
>>70375
Or never. Some ditches in France eat cyclists.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.70384 del
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milan went way too early lol


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.70385 del
Darn Johnny weak as fuck


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.70386 del
Andresengod


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.70387 del
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dopathlon strong tobias lund on the good juice this season


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.70388 del
Jasper from very far


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.70389 del
He won against real sprinters for once. My boy Lund is a real rider now. Van Uden chuds have been real quiet lately.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.70390 del
Why can't de stier do this in a classic


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.70391 del
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Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.70392 del
a man freed from the picnic debuff


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.70393 del
>>70390
weakmind


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.70394 del
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top10 T-A
magnier weak


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.70395 del
>>70392
That team is the biggest joke in the history of cycling


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.70396 del
>>70392
atleast they still have bittner in... 10th


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.70397 del
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steinhauser is all alone


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.70398 del
VAN DIJKE and VAN DIJKE are riding everyone OTL


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.70399 del
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here we go
jonas of course never pulls


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.70400 del
damn it's good to see Martínez in good form again


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.70401 del
Jonas literally looks like a retard lel


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.70402 del
why does he have his bibs over his shirt


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.70403 del
>>70399
ok cable guy, no spoilers


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.70404 del
>>70395
shocking transfers the last years as well for a already dogshit squad. Really wonder how the atmosphere there is, surely everyone must be aware there is not future


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.70405 del
all we need is for one of the van dyke's to touch jonas' wheel for completely calamity


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.70406 del
Those polderbullies are twice the size of Martinez


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.70407 del
>>70404
kemna is completely deluded too, that guy unironically thought RENARD-HAQUIN Henri-François would top 10 classics for them


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.70408 del
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van dijk laché


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.70409 del


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.70410 del
>>70409
I didn't mention which one


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.70411 del
>>70405
they're both ex-Visma


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.70412 del
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squeaker making fun of jonas lol


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.70413 del
Onley lachee


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.70414 del
>>70412
Me 10 years ago about to blow up on my way to eze after buying my first road bike


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.70415 del
gr. vauquelin falling appart


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.70416 del
Yeah isn't Plowright a sprinter. Wtf is this


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.70417 del
somehow vauquelin and martinez will top 5 after being in G2 all day
such a destroying stage


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.70418 del
>>70416
van asbroeck is a fat sprinter that's like 40
I think these are the only riders left in race


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.70419 del
>>70418
That would be pretty interesting to do the rest of P-N with like 8 guys


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.70420 del
>>70419
what will most even still be riding for, 1-2 are so far ahead


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.70421 del
steinhauser also still... somewhere


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.70422 del
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French rural cows


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.70423 del
>>70420
Runners are sprinting for 27th place and chasing all day for a 14th place in GC Bert


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.70424 del
Tim van Dijke not normal


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.70425 del
Yeah DNF was completely cooked already


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.70426 del
cam on tim, block vingo


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.70427 del
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something is happening, but I'm not allowed to spoiler


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.70428 del
MARTINEZ POVIDLA TOTAL HUMILIATION


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.70429 del
STEEP


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.70430 del
Imagine being kooij right now


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.70431 del
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dnf can't even drop van dijk


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.70432 del
please rate the bora strategy


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.70433 del
>>70431
impressive ride from the dyke to be honest


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.70434 del
DNF should have worked for Van Dijke


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.70435 del
>>70432
2nd in GC is more that probably hoped for before this race


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.70436 del
>>70432
It's good


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.70437 del
>>70432
nothing they could do short of chuting into Jonas


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.70438 del
Jonas looks so fucking funny, incredible stage


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.70439 del
that's a cool finish, shame that it isn't a battle


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.70440 del
fucking hell that tim is STRONG


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.70441 del
Damn Vauquelin is strong


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dnf dood
jonas better shows up on the podium with his retard outfit
steinhauser +2'55''


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.70443 del
Cool stage. May the casualties rest in peace.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.70444 del
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kevin +3'39''
lenny +4'03''


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.70445 del
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gaudu 420


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.70446 del
DNF is shit, but bert who don't watch the sports will be psyopped into picking him next time.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.70447 del
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plowright top 10


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.70448 del
plowright dropping soler lmao


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.70449 del
>>70443
love a stage where everyone comes in in drips and drabs


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.70450 del
Lol who in the FUCK was that Total guy. He probably took a træen or something


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kevin dropping the ineos seigneurs


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.70452 del
what happened to mcnuggets?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.70453 del
>>70450
Vercher, of course


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.70454 del
>>70452
crashed


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iz aguirre der zorn gottes arriving


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top 9
10 should be soler


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.70457 del
Rondel 15th, BIG points


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.70458 del
Wonder if ONLEY finishes.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.70459 del
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why didn't he neutralize the stage?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.70460 del
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climbers btfo


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.70461 del
riders coming in like this is stage 20 of the tdf


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.70462 del
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onley arrived
lost lots of time


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.70463 del
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GC


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.70464 del
>>70461
incredible that this isn't the penultimate stage


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.70465 del
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jonas retard bibs belong into the 2026 collection as well


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.70466 del
>>70465
where to cop this outfit?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.70467 del
there's no way they don't extend that time limit, half the startlist won't make it


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.70468 del
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>>70465
peytonesque
>inb4 who?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.70469 del
Plowright was 6 velocoins


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.70470 del
>>70467
Just throw all these assholes out then


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.70471 del
>>70463
damn vingodoubters (me) are in the mud


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.70472 del
>>70471
also vingohaters (me)


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.70473 del
>>70463
Sneaky top 10 for Izagirre. I really wish he would win something before he retires.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.70474 del
>>70471
I've pondered and option where I zag and think maybe AYUSO is too expensive and should be out, then I can pick so many more riders (VAUQUELIN would surely be loaded then) but didn't want to go complete goombler.
Jonas was staying almost no matter what.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.70475 del
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>Timelimit:15%, or 4:54:38 (+0:38:26)


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.70476 del
Leknessund 21st


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.70477 del
that affini interview kek


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.70478 del
Affini has a bit of a Dutch accent when he speaks English


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.70479 del
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>>70474
and then you pick Onley and Mcnulty or something
I don't think the winning move was able to be predicted


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.70480 del
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pcs using fresh 2026 portrait pics for weeb and fishboi


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.70481 del
>>70479
I have already picked Onley. And yes, not going to predict that your guy is going to chute out, worked only once by stupid luck when I didn't pick no big guy when they all crashed on that root bump in asphalt in Itzulia.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.70482 del
more like Paris-NotSoNice


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.70483 del
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What is this?
A deuxmoulin?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.70484 del
>>70483
he did a pull for welsford and then dropped


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.70485 del
>>70480
wiebes is giga slopped what were they thinking


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.70486 del
>>70480
>this font
Eye issues ?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.70487 del
>>70486
linux and fonts aren't the best friends. I don't really bother with changing the default setting.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.70488 del
>Sporza received information from Victor Campenaerts' entourage that Campenaerts had personally sewn the chamois leather from Vingegaard's long cycling shorts before the start of the race, so that he could put it on over his other shorts.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.70489 del
>>70487
Yeah, thought it was linux but my autism was on the verge seeing this.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.70490 del
>>70488
Van Hoydonck bros, we can't be dethroned as the ubersquire like this.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.70491 del
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Romeo +27:03


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>>70490
who's that, I think there's a chauffeur around here somewhere with that name


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.70494 del
What a kino stage. Love Vauquelin, proper fighter even though Ineos big time betrayed him


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.70495 del
mcnully didn't make it


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.70496 del
>Carlos RODRIGUEZ +32:18
>Sander DE PESTEL +34:11


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.70497 del
>>70496
Based CRod, getting ready for a breakaway stage win come the weekend


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.70498 del
>>70469
so was Tim van Dijke


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.70499 del
Did they really enforce the time limit?
Would be showing some decency finally.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.70500 del
>>70499
no need when they can hang on the teamcar after the broadcast ends


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.70501 del
People have been paypigging ultra expensive winter bibs when they could just stack up bibs one over the other


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.70502 del
>>70501
I do have an old pair laying around I could just use as a rain shield...
maybe next winter


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.70503 del
30 mins till sumo!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.70504 del
>>70501
even better, sewing the chamois from some worn out bibs into a pair of winter baselayer
frugal chads continue to kwab paypigs in many ways


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.70505 del
Imagine weightmaxxing pog on this stage. He would have put 10 minutes on everyone


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.70506 del
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>>70505
meanwhile pogi doing 200km on cobbles today


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:27 [Preview] No.70507 del
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>>70506
he's looking mighty strong


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.70508 del
>>70506
If this is the aero bike this is at least a 20W bonus from last year.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.70509 del
>>70507
So pogi gives RVV to grug, but they let him win MSR and P-R so he retires earlier?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.70510 del
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>>70507
tfw no florian to hide behind from the wind


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.70511 del
>>70510
be the florian you're group ride leader wishes to see in the padelton


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.70512 del
>>70511
I'd need leg extension surgery
everytime I pull with my friends they get no drag


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.70513 del
>La troisième étape de Tirreno-Adriatico neutralisée quelques minutes à cause du passage d'un train
So that was treinbert's doing after all


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.70514 del
kek, French boomers mad that Kevin had to wait for onley. Vauqelin would have broken the curse I swear.
>Les ineos ont laissé tomber Vauquelin pour Onley. Nous verrons si leur calcul est bon ??? Dommage quand même que Vauquelin ait été aussi inattentif, quand on est 2eme au général, c’est incroyable !


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.70515 del
>>70514
they do know onley chuted right


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.70516 del
>>70512
time to get a BIG helmet


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.70517 del
>On closer inspection it became clear that he was not only doubling up on shoe covers, but on the bib tights themselves, and had opted to throw a highly-modified set of team-issue tights over his usual cold weather gear to stay warm
>the eventual stage winner was wearing a second jacket beneath his outer one, worn backwards, with the front zip now at the rear undone. This would have provided an extra windproof barrier on the front, but maintained some semblance of breathability on his back, presumably with the aim of not reducing him to a sweaty mess.
jonas did some heat training in the freezing cold


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.70518 del
Kevin blaming >un mec de Soudal that he missed the slag


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.70519 del
>>70516
>rolls up to the group ride with this


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.70520 del
>>70518
vingegaard could still chute, another shitty day tomorrow
and the final stage, always fireworks


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.70521 del
>>70520
Mayor elections this weekend in france, the last stage has been nuked a little bit


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.70522 del
>>70521
what the fuck, it's worse from last year which was already a pale imitation of the usual banger


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.70523 del
Alright who's applying


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.70524 del
Mou


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.70525 del
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>>70523
>Yes, Jonas is stronger than ever and aiming for the giro-tour double
wow, this job is even easier than I thought


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.70526 del
>Torrential rain in Italy
>Torrential rain in France
>shorts and t-shirt weather in Bohemia
VERY peculiar


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.70527 del
>>70526
shit's fucked here too, all commutes in heavy rain


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.70528 del
>>70526
It hailed here today. I for one welcome unpredictable spring weather.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.70529 del
I missed the whole Jonas layering list, he learned from that cold cro race stage.

1 pair socks
1 pair overshoes
1 pair neoprene toe covers
2 pairs bib tights
1 base layer
2 jersey
1 pair winter gloves
1 pair arm warmers
2 jackets
1 gilet
1 neck warmer


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.70530 del
I waged +2h to avoid the dann rain.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.70531 del
>>70529
>south of france bert when the commute starts at 10 degree


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.70532 del
>>70529
what's the combined weight of this?


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.70533 del
>>70529
overshoes and neopeen covers god damn, those toes hot


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.70534 del
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>Muradjan KHALMURATOV
>Albion KASTRATI
>Paul MIRO
>Derrick CHAVARRIA
>Xiobhan LI
>Tomas BARTA
>Ahmet ORKEN
>Pok KAM
>Will SMITH
>Alex ST
>Jose CISNEROD
>Jose TRANSNEROD
>Gauthier SERVRANCKX
>Jonas POORAID

yeah, I'm thinking ciclismo is BACK


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.70535 del
ayuso didn't even break anything, kwab get back in the race and finish the stage


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.70536 del
>>70535
He looked concussed to me


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.70537 del
>>70534
and tomorrow Joseba 'crypto4me' Cerny faces Leo 'mein kampf' Hayter and Gregoire's littlebrother in Croatia


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.70538 del
>Dad just called me to talk about SEIXAS
The dude probably hasn't watched anything since Bernard Hinault. The hype is getting crazy


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.70539 del
>>70535
he's fragile, please understand. He isn't cut for a world of stinging bees and UAE blacklists.


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.70540 del
netcompany-ineos?
>Deens softwarebedrijf Netcompany is nieuwe hoofdsponsor INEOS Grenadiers
Plugge has been looking for a new sponsor all this time and those Danes would rather go with Team Sky heh


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.70541 del
>>70538
what did he say


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.70542 del
>>70540
It'd actually Netcompany - Totalenergies since ratcliffe has to lose his own name to fit them


Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.70543 del
>>70540
They could have chosen a team with more Danish riders


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Bert 03/11/2026 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.70545 del
>>70468
nowhere is safe


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.70547 del
>>70541
That he's ready to watch the tour again


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.70548 del
Bertacek wtf are you posting


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.70549 del
>>70548
First sun in months can be dangerous


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.70550 del
Bert Bertaczech...now there was a poster


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.70551 del


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.70552 del
I don't think this guy actually watched the stages because he didn't see Onley chute and kraak


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.70553 del
>>70552
Hasn't watch cycling in years to make wout fav


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.70554 del
>>70551
hahahaha lol


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.70555 del
>>70548
>>70550
>Bertacek posting before 10:00


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.70556 del
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your break slock of the day


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.70557 del
>>70556
The winner is here


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.70558 del
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>>70556
OTRUBAbros, we got'em!


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.70559 del
>>70557
I always believed in Otruba yes


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.70560 del
(for now)


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.70561 del
>>70556
Abra Hamsen


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.70562 del
Remy kwabas in the chasse patat


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.70563 del
the Sheik speaks
>Adam Yates: “The level of the current peloton is insane. I am breaking power records left, right, and centre and still not winning.”

>“Last year I'd say it was one of my worst years, but I was the best I've ever been in terms of power. OK, I really struggled in the Giro, and obviously helped Tadej in the Tour, but other than that, I was breaking power records and still not winning, so take that as you will."

>"The big difference I'm seeing is that everyone is just full gas from the start of the year. I remember going back a couple of years, and my level wasn't super high at the UAE Tour, but I was still up there on the podium.”

>“Every year it's getting harder and harder to win races, and even these races now at the start of the year, the level is super, super high, even in Oman I was doing power records, left, right, and centre and there's still guys in the wheel and a lot of guys still fighting, so it's just getting harder and harder."

>"A lot of the young guys, well, they know more than me, to be honest. There was a big jump at the beginning of the 2020s, with everyone getting more professional, more focused, even now people are doing altitude in the off-season and not really having off-seasons, and rethinking what is normal in bike riding.”
<a big jump at the beginning of the 2020s, with everyone getting more professional, more focused
is the peloton hitting levels of dopage previously thought impossible?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.70564 del
Chuds in the MUD


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.70565 del
>>70563
>Oh no people are actually putting in everything they can to become the best racer, I used to be able to skate by giving 80% and using a little dopaje


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.70566 del
>Freezing rain and snow today
RIP (small) outdoor riding season, March 10-11, 2026


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.70567 del
>>70566
Just go outside, what are you Bertacek??


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.70568 del
Visma is willing to sell the fish to get SEIXASS.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.70569 del
>DNS SKUJINS Thomas
>DNS -ACKERMANN Pascal


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.70570 del
>>70568
>Source: wielerflits comments


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.70571 del
>>70566
Tomorrow I would otherwise ride outside but I don't like the combo of semi-cold and hard wind. Rape it is, only a week before we leave for Mallorca


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.70572 del
>The International Cycling Union (UCI) has suspended Team Medellín-EPM – one of the leading teams in Colombian cycling – for one month. The disciplinary committee's decision follows two doping cases within a twelve-month period.

Cleanbros


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.70573 del
>>70572
THE CATTLE ARE WAKING UP QUICK BAN SOME SUDACAS


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.70574 del
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>>70572
How come this never happened to Sabgal Anicolor?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.70575 del
>>70574
curious innit!


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.70576 del
>>70567
I'm not a paid professional, I'm not going to ride in miserable conditions. Plus the cleaning and maintenance (unironically) is terrible.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.70577 del
>>70574
W52 set a very high threshold for portuguese conti team bans


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.70578 del
Abruzzo, home


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.70579 del
>>70578
And we live. Shit weather


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.70580 del
>>70576
maintenance fatigue is very very real


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.70581 del
Wtf Durbridge abandon, my veloteam is more fucked by the day


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.70582 del
And Gaudu gave up


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.70583 del
Praying for UAE to save this stage, I don't like jobbers fighting on such nice parcours


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.70584 del
>>70583
>3 minutes
FUCK


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.70585 del
Azparre kwab of the day


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.70586 del
Lmao roglic


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.70587 del
ROGLIC is not home present at all


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.70588 del
>Do you remember winning here?
>no, when I won it?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.70589 del
>>70587
He's home alright, just doesn't give a fuck


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.70590 del
Velodrama favourite Verstrynge down, meanwhile Otruba looks strong


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.70591 del
yeowch


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.70592 del
OTRUBA goes SOLO


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.70593 del
Kuba Wątróba bros, this was written in the stars.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.70594 del
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Psyche!!

It was Gogl.

How many of you Berts had their pearls clutched tight?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.70595 del


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.70596 del
>>70594
at one point I had Gogl on my team and I wasn't sure if I still did


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.70597 del
OOOOF


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.70598 del
Otruba is 190cm tall and about the same shape as I am. So I just need 50W more FTP and I can go for this kind of breakaway.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.70599 del
>>70507
Im fuckin worried. If he snatches away MSR and PR from grug this year he defeated cycling. Strade showed he can easily push 40 watts more for 80km and he's bulked + more aero this year.
Grug better be able to go nuclear.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.70600 del
>>70598
You should stop racing and just dope for a year


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.70601 del
>>70599
I've been calling this in the offseason when Grug was fucking around for social media, if Pog makes any improvement (he has made multiple) we need a 110% Grug and even that may not be enough. MSR might just fall


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.70602 del
>>70600
If only kids 1 and (soon) 2 didn't exist


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.70603 del
>>70600
>you should just dope
sovlless post


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.70604 del
OTRUBA humbled


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.70605 del
such a unusual composition of the testa


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.70606 del
VAMOS RICHIE


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.70607 del
It's wouting time


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.70608 del
>>70607
"haha"


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.70609 del
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Less than 7 km till total w*ut humiliation


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.70610 del
I love these finishes


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.70611 del
>>70607
strange way to spell pinarello


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.70612 del
Del Toro asserting dominance over Christen


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.70613 del
the wout van kwab folder must grow bigger


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.70614 del
Swissbert I s2g if you spoil the winner


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.70615 del
>>70614
Wout won


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.70616 del
>>70601
And why not also PR? If pog gets away for a sufficient distance will grug be able to bridge the gap? Grug will need to be sharp as a knife the whole race


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.70617 del
grug grug grug


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.70618 del
>>70616
MvdP baller. With the old already iconic Abus


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.70619 del
LMAO FUCK IT'S GRUG GRUG GRUG


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.70620 del
>>70614
Don't worry, I'm not at home


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.70621 del
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>chased two attacks himself bringing grug closer to the eventual win
the w*ut classic


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.70622 del
>5out
The big favorite for today's stage according to axeltard


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.70623 del
He is so fucking retarded


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.70624 del
PELLIZARRI in maglia azzurra?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.70625 del
>>70621
ye why did he close the gap when he knows his sprint is weak now


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.70626 del
>>70625
Grug was always winning this one, look at the huge gap he got


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.70627 del
Some broccoli head riding for visma won the Istran spring prologue


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.70628 del
Peli is in super beasty form


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.70629 del
>>70626
Looks like a great preview for MSR...


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.70630 del
>>70624
should be 2s ahead of DEL TORO


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.70631 del
>>70616
exactly


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.70632 del
>>70629
hard to see who else is in the conversation besides Grug and Pog


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.70633 del


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.70634 del
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VOKLAN about to humble the Fishman


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.70635 del
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Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.70638 del
lame


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.70639 del
VPP has "trained well" since Oman.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.70640 del
Now make jonas show up at LBL.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.70641 del
G2 dead and gone


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.70642 del
Ayuso would have won, but was cowardly assassinated by visma


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.70643 del
Yeah let dead and gone MARTINEZ POVIDLA chase, surely you won't OTL this way


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.70644 del
G2 so slow it's not even a training ride


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.70645 del
Let me spoiler the winner:
jonaswinslol


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.70646 del
DO THE THING JONAS XD


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.70647 del
What a fucking slurpfest


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.70648 del
>>70646
at least he can raise both arms these days


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.70649 del
They could have won a lot of time back from dnf but alas


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.70650 del
>>70649
yes but have you ever considered how easy not trying hard is


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.70651 del
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After all these harders and longer workouts outside I am really DEAD and TIRED, that means it's working
Today will probably only score some easy z2 at the rape's


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.70652 del
And apparently I am now a Cat B across all types of races in Zwift, albeit a bottom feeder. Hooray Bertacek


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.70653 del
>>70652
what W/kg is that


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.70654 del
>>70653
The cat B is 3.2 - 4.0 W/Kg FTP


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.70655 del
>>70651
iron deficiency innit
eat more burger


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.70656 del
>>70655
don't bring that up, dude alreast eats pepper by the spoonful
who knows what he'd do with iron pills


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.70657 del
my iron is fine


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.70658 del
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I'm out of things to screw in with my torque wrench and fitting bits I have picked up just today.
Anyone has a loose screw to adjoost?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.70659 del
>>70658
time to spin those pedals


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.70660 del
>>70658
perhaps, but me assioma is NOT doing the sound whilst raping
concerning


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.70661 del
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not bad out there


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.70662 del
>>70660
Oh yeah, that SHIT won't stop squeaking under me boot. I did an experimental attempt of putting bearing grease as near of the target spot as possible and then spraying it with just a dab of WD40.
The idea is the WD40 will dilute some of the grease and make it more fluid so it gets into the crack more easily and I don't have to unscrew the pedal and do it properly.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.70663 del
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>>70662
>WD40 on bearings


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.70664 del
>>70662
Just creampie the pedal body with as much grease as possible


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.70665 del
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one for the collage


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.70666 del
Sumo is on in 30 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.70667 del
>>70665
what's with the new trend of dork glasses


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.70668 del
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>>70667
gotta make cyclist look stupid
>dork helmets
>dork glasses
>dork socks


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.70669 del
>>70658
In German you say "eine Schraube locker haben" - having a loose screw - for a crazy person. You can use "nicht alle Tassen in Schrank haben" - not having all cups in the cupboard - as well.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.70670 del
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>>70656
>if 25 mg of iron is good then 250 mg of iron must be 10 times as good!


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No.70671 del
>2012+14
>not sprinkling metal shavings on you're ketchup pasta for maximum micronutrient gainz
NGMI


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.70672 del
eating pasta rn
haven't had ketchup since i discovered cheese


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:08 [Preview] No.70673 del
>>70671
I cook with a cast iron pan precisely for that purpose. I ingest the pan


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.70674 del
god dammit, how lekker, i could eat like kilo of pasta and call it a snack


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.70675 del
>>70674
being able to enjoy large quantities of pasta is a great boon in this era of giga carbing


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.70676 del
>>70674
Bloatmaxxed Brtek story arc is a bit kino


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.70677 del
>>70669
>In German you say "eine Schraube locker haben" - having a loose screw - for a crazy person.
That idiom also exists in English: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/have%20a%20screw%20loose


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.70678 del
easy Z2 spin


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.70679 del
>>70673
Did you know there's elemental iron in some cereals?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_lcmOvLAevg [Embed]


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.70680 del
>>70678
>z5
based
>z6
cringe


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.70681 del
>>70663
Bear with me, this is a Slav speaking, accustomed to some wacky solutions, if it is dumb but it works it is not dumb. Just a dab of WD40 hoping whatever it does to degrease stuff will be not enough to saturate the Park Tool whatever 001 grease and make it watery, penetrating.
Otherwise the bearings might not bear it hehe.

>>70669
>>70677
Yes, that's what I was going for with this incredible comedic touch.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.70682 del
>>70679
I knew oats for example are rich in iron but I didn't expect you'd be able to physically extract metal shavings like that


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.70683 del
>>70681
they do have silicone spray for bearings that you could use for that
not as great as bearing grease but it werks


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.70684 del
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>>70678
it's suffering time


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.70685 del
>>70684
>135 minutes
>Big zone tree average
that's a good eggs my bert


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.70686 del
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>>70685
don't understand this odd zone gimmick tbh


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.70687 del
>>70686
it's the meta, regardless whether you use a 3, 5, or 7 zone model (note that they are all odd; this is not a coincidence)


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.70688 del
>>70683
Shan't be buying more shite, I am just lazy and don't even want to go through unscrewing the pedal from the crank arm.
There's also a question if you can even disassemble these specialized plastic rubbered pedals but I guess if I could powerwash them to the point of squeaking (not deliberately) then I can get into the bearings without breaking anything.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.70689 del
Holy FUCK, a bong flag, on my endchan.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.70690 del
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>>70687
you never post your own odd zone rides so you must not believe it yourself


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.70691 del
>>70690
sometimes I do


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.70692 del
I don't believe in Champoussin or Allah breaking the curse, so another 2 WT GCs without French victor.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 21:49 [Preview] No.70693 del
Wout program update just dropped:
>Wout VAN AERT +G-W +DDV


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.70694 del
>>70693
Moral victory once again. Only a strong Wout would do this.


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.70695 del
>>70693
Will he gift to Laporte again?


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.70696 del
>>70695
He will gift it to Healy again


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.70697 del
Oh wait, that was powerless


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.70698 del
Are Nielson POWERFUL rightfully siezed his victory


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.70699 del
Reminds me of the other sprint that wout lost 1 year ago and it was against fuggen remco


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.70700 del
>>70699
Remember when he lost to Haller. And Lafay. And every other shitter


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.70701 del
>>70698
based


Bert 03/12/2026 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.70702 del
>>70682
It's an additive. And yes, that's allowed.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.70703 del
skored me daily dozen tempo eggs
that's zone 3 (tree) for those keeping track at home


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.70705 del
Klaebo... Has fallen


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.70706 del
haha rising gas prices means less cagies.
>inb4 electric car chuds rejoicing


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.70707 del
>>70706
Electric car chuds still need electricity generated by gas, oil, coal. Especially our German friends


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.70708 del
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>>70707
sir, the sun is shining and apparently is windy in Germany as well


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.70709 del
Lol, lmao even
Pundits should flogged and beaten


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.70710 del
>While Pogacar took a different approach. “You have to know something. As far as I know, Tadej didn't do an altitude training camp at nineteen. He rode for the Gusto Ljubljana team. I can say he won his first Tour while eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing PlayStation. I think he's a real natural. The young guys joining us now already have a lot of experience. They've trained at altitude for a month and are used to being away from home for long periods. That's a completely different approach,” says the Slovenian.
SEIXAS bros...


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.70711 del
>>70709
Lmao, I was watching the rtbf pod the other day and the cope was
>without the fall in lombardia remco would be much better


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.70712 del
>>70710
He's just like me


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.70713 del
>Giulio PELLIZZARI +MSR + MIL
He really is going for the full Italian season. Very based if you ask me.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.70714 del
>>70708
I love "biomassa". Literally all your trash they come collect to burn. But I get fined if I do the same at home, then it's suddenly not biomassa


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.70715 del
>>70710
>he won his first Tour while eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing PlayStation
this is peak winning


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.70716 del
>>70715
the fortnite generation


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.70717 del
Mhmm dare I noootice a pattern here


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.70718 del
>DNS ROMEO ABAD Ivan
>DNS WILDER VAN Ilan


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.70719 del
>>70717
you take the dopage you pay the price


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.70720 del
>>70717
how come Medellin gets banned, but this doesn't happen to visma despite repeated cases of mysterious cardiovascular illnesses


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.70721 del
I was supposed to do 2-3x20min at 360-370W, still under threshold but very close to it. Dunno why but today the legs were very weak, the first 20min was really pushing it and I had to lower the targets significantly for sets 2 and 3. Nice 34 eggs farmed still but I hope I'm not getting sick again or anything.
>>70717
Lel, at least Jonas is not taking anything he wouldn't give to his daughter


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.70722 del
GRUG SMASH


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.70723 del


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.70724 del
>>70721
Some meme workout while waiting for a delivery. BIG ride this weekend


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.70725 del
Grug must be bored out of his mind


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.70726 del
>>70725
More like he needs a proper workout. The last few stages have been very easy until the end for him


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.70727 del
Some disturbing stuffs happening on 4cuck


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.70728 del


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.70729 del
>>70723
More like less than normal because last week 3x20min + 10min at 355W felt easy enough
>>70724
Heh, nice meme. Nice to do some exercise though.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.70730 del
>>70729
Yeah, I'm like a toddler on the r*per, I need constant entertainment or I get bored to death.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.70731 del
>>70730
Speaking of toddlers on rapers one of my clubmates bought a used old kickr core and put his 11y old kid's bike on it, and they've now done some 1h zwift rides together. He says the kid likes it surprisingly much, they gamify it by giving some treats/candy for every x kilometer done or something. I'm more looking forward to riding the trails with my kids though, my 2.5y old daughter already really likes her balance bike and I hope she'll learn to pedal maybe next year or the year after.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.70732 del
>>70731
I'm begging you bert, don't put your kids on r*per. Being finn already put them far enough on the spectrum


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.70733 del
>>70731
Jesus that's sad. Let a kid be a kid holy fuck. Reminds me.lf those football dads forcing their kids to play footy all the time in hopes that the kid will fulfill their own failed dreams, but they just end up as burned out nobodies


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.70734 del


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.70735 del
>>70732
>>70733
You'd be surprised how much kids just like to imitate their parents at a certain age. Like my daughter is obsessed by bikes and especially repairing them since she often sees me pedaling on the raper. Some of her favourite things to do are pumping up tyres, "repairing my bike" (putting a screwdriver into the wheel's thru axle hole, brushing the cassette with a soft brush etc) and playing with the brakes on my road bike. Every time she sees me on the raper she says she wants to go ride her bike as well.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.70736 del
>>70735
I understand but kids need to play outside.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.70737 del
>>70736
Yes she does lots of that as well naturally, though living in the city makes that more one-dimensional than if we lived in the country


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.70738 del
>>70734
jonas is such a pussy slave, it's unreal


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.70739 del
>>70727
those fan fictions won't find their way onto my reading list for sure


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.70740 del
>>70739
Isn't it just a women thing anyway?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.70741 del
(8.89 MB 1920x1080 asijoma.mp4)
Just Assioma things


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.70742 del
>>70734
wtf is up with all the failing Assiomas? I thought they were the gold standard in powermeters


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.70743 del


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.70744 del
This is not something new though, it has been looking like this for couple of years now


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.70745 del
>>70741
what the hell happened


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.70746 del


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.70747 del
>>70742
well pedals are subject to wear of course and I wouldn't call that the gold standard by any means. They are generally speaking a very good product though for pedals but the downside is that the powermeter is attached to a wear item


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.70748 del
>>70741
>>70742
Assiomas still are the gold standard, 99% work exceptionally well. It's just Bertaczek being unlucky as hell with his pair (and probably the Duo-Shi is a worse design anyway). I'd buy a second pair of Duos in a heartbeat if I needed new power meter pedals.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.70749 del
>>70741

Meanwhile my silly attempt at using WD40 to make the grease go from snot to sauce consistency worked and the pedal squeak is no more.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.70750 del
>>70747
But you can change them, even if it's a bit too steep


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.70751 del
>>70750
yes and?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.70752 del
>>70751
Nothing, just means it's not really a problem, the power meter stays fine and you have to change the pedals as normal pedals?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.70753 del
how often do you change your pedals bert?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.70754 del
>>70747
>>70748
If not these than what are the gold standard? crank/spider based because of less wear and tear?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.70755 del
This replacement set (for 65 EUR!) contains these rubber (?) bands I don't have, maybe these could have helped with the flex


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.70756 del
>>70754
I'd put Quarq spider based PM's on the same level as Assiomas – very durable, anecdotally very reliable, quite cheap used (200-300e).


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.70757 del
>>70755
Looks like an o-ring to protect from water going in. If you know the size you can but that aftermarket for cents.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.70758 del
>>70757
The fact that you don't have these probably explains why yours are wearing down so rapidly by the way.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.70759 del
>>70754
crank spider, power2max or quarq
stay away from crank arms
>>70755
>>70757
that should be a seal to prevent water ingress I'm pretty sure as well, could this be the final solution to the squeaking??


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.70760 del
>>70757
>>70759
Oh I think I know what is wrong, the rubber band goes into this little metal circle that is part of the axle.
Except it is no longer part of my axle, it broke and seperated like a year into the usage


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.70761 del
>>70760
Bertacek... You're killing your pedals why did you think you could just not replace it my friend


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.70762 del
The original assiomas, on the left, (the look version, non-shi) never even had this thing, peculiar


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.70763 del
I am btw also doing maintenance on my Assioma Duos, I will replace the bearings since they've seen over 1000h of use already and don't roll that freely anymore. But I know I would fuck it up somehow so I just bought the new bearing set and will bring the pedals to the LBS so they can fix them. I don't have the required tool for it anyhow.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.70764 del
>Onley DNS


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.70765 del
paypigs are really something else


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.70766 del
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When I paypig the new bike for 2027, it will most likely have a crankarm based PM. While not perfect, probably the better option for the likes of Bertacek.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.70767 del
>>70764
Tree my highly coveted riders chute, two of them, my main points carriers, DNF.
Desaster extraordinaire.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.70768 del
>>70766
why the FUCK wouldn't you buy a spider based powermeter
why do you deliberately purchase garbage


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.70769 del
>>70766
Just go powermeterless much more fun


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.70770 del
>>70768
The type of bike I am looking at already comes with PM, not like I would choose it myself


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.70771 del
>>70769
no you don't understand the powermeter HAS to stay on and the training plan MUST BE FOLLOWED
even when you're on vacation you need to have a powermeter with you, deviating from the exact plan for even a week is not allowed


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.70772 del
>>70770
alright didn't mean nothing by it
I thought only sram bikes came with preinstalled quarqs sometimes


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.70773 del
>>70771
You still have HR to keep you around where you need to be. Bertacek doesn't even ride enough for the PLAN anyway


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.70774 del
Felipe GANHA dropped.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.70775 del
Will they make it or is del toro hungry


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.70776 del
tramadol tratnik goes down!


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.70777 del
UAE is bleeding domestiques now, Del Toro probably goes on the next climb.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.70778 del
(2.88 MB 724x480 lidl.mp4)
I don't like that riders not in peloton list


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.70779 del
WTF Tiberi dropped again. That's it, not picking this fraud anymore


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.70780 del
>>70779
he saw a black cat and considering it's friday the 13th he had to do the needful


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.70781 del
>VALGREEN vs. ALLAH
vintage ciclismo


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.70782 del
primoz well positioned in pedalton


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.70783 del
>>70779
AAAAA


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.70784 del
sluuuuuuuuuuuurp


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.70785 del
EF will 1-2-3


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.70786 del
>1 (one) vismoid in the pedalton
this team has become so shit


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.70787 del
I have seen enough, ROGLIC will betray PELLIZARRI (by going backwards early)


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.70788 del
wout saving his matches today


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.70789 del
tiber laché the 3rd time


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.70790 del
>>70789
hope he lachés into an airsoft pellet


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.70791 del
uae pulling so slow that frauds manage to attack


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.70792 del
jack HAIG thats a name we haven't heard in a while


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.70793 del
del toro at the back of the peloton


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.70794 del
>>70793
Showing his peepee to pellizzari


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.70795 del
Grugmaster still there, absolute beast


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.70796 del
Great Cipressa training today


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.70797 del
it's another allah would have won if the race was shorter edition


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.70798 del
grug laché


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.70799 del
BAM


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.70800 del
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>>70797
Swan song from Alaf make me really feel old.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.70801 del
Grug is finally kill.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.70802 del
Rog Rog Rog


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.70803 del
ROGLIC alive


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.70804 del
Richie wins the Giro


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.70805 del
PELLIZARRI suffering


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.70806 del
priiiiiimoz help me


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.70807 del
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>HATHERLY of all places
autismbert gonna lose his mind


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.70808 del
big jorg collecting data


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.70809 del
get out of the way allah


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.70810 del
>>70807
That's G2


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.70811 del
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Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.70812 del
sluuuurp


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.70813 del
del stier not following cararat this time


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.70814 del
Cararat with the old if you don't feel strong, attack.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.70815 del
Richie don't give a fuck about valgren


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.70816 del
cararat with bertaczek quality pedals


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.70817 del
>>70815
>>70814
he's training


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.70818 del
This year tireno is VERY nice


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.70819 del
Idk why, I have a feeling Roglic will still win GC


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.70820 del
primoz just wheelsucking pellizari


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.70821 del
Sluuuuuuuuuurp


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.70822 del
>>70811
>matteo what does the scouter say about his w/kg
>it's over SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.70823 del
big jorg still collecting data


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.70824 del
>>70822
3.6. not great not terrible


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.70825 del
ROGLIC pulled for 2 seconds!


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.70826 del
Del toro just loves this longs ass pull. Pretty kino if you ask me


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.70827 del
del stier cooked


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.70828 del
Wew Tobias Halland.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.70829 del
Del Toro's long efforts are still not great


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.70830 del
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>Bora


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.70831 del
another Danish victory, this stinks


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.70832 del
lmao Rog is really unable to work for anyone


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.70833 del
jeire groet wout


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.70834 del
BASED


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.70835 del
>>70832
Sometimes I feel he's intentionally holding back to make the younglings suffer


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.70836 del
the old lesbian still got it


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.70837 del
DNF CHRISTEN


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.70838 del
>>70837
Shouldve gotten velogoomble insurrance on dnf's.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.70839 del
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Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.70840 del
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Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.70841 del
Season's over before it even starts, see you in october


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.70842 del
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>>70840
Oh you ASSHOLE. Fell for it like a newbert.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.70843 del
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Steff Cras sisters we got this


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.70844 del
>techn-techbjc-technilc-technically


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.70845 del
absolutely perfect weather today


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.70846 del
>>70845
>every day is a tempo ride
Kek, love the spirit


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.70847 del
>>70843
Maybe not lol


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.70848 del
>>70845
Did you beat your sophienalp PR? I did 13:50 the other day, 20sec off mine. The watts are there but I'm fucking FAT


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.70849 del
milan laché


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.70850 del
lovely that tiberi lost 10 minutes in 10km
back to his old ways of randomly completely collapsing


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.70851 del
sander de pestel mentioned


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.70852 del
Kek


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.70853 del
jonas almost laché


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.70854 del
that soderqvist last is quite the tank


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.70855 del
apt update & apt upgrade


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.70856 del
>cote de saigon
haha wtf


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.70857 del
arrieta pas normal


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.70858 del
do they bank on vacek riding away alone? or dropping literally every single sprinter?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.70859 del
remaining lidl riders slaving for themselves


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.70860 del
>>70858
they are not pacing hard enough for either


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.70861 del
Vacek should atleast try come on, they did all that work


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.70862 del
black man laché


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.70863 del
dutch champion son of watts laché


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.70864 del
Crampy doing intervals


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.70865 del
crampenaars pacing for zingle that's getting dropped


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.70866 del
lenny


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.70867 del
ALLEZ LENNY


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.70868 del
shit weather tomorrow, so expect jonas wearing lots of layers again


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.70869 del
tejadawinslol


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.70870 del
That's an eclectic group.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.70871 del
godoped wins if they get back


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.70872 del
well done harold


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.70873 del
godoff 2nd


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.70874 del
what was lenny thinking


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.70875 del
Bay mentioning the Astana buff lol


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.70876 del
vacKEK


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.70877 del
>>70874
THat jonas would let him go?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.70878 del
old man trentin in top 10 heh


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.70879 del
>>70877
what was lidl shrek thinking


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.70880 del
Vatsek and Knees are kinda the same person


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.70881 del
yay Tejada :)


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.70882 del
>>70879
Really don't understand their win condition at all


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.70883 del
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I may win the trident but Bergerburt thread the needle so well in Nizza and my team has DNFed so hard that he is going to get my GC spot.
>>70881
FU Burgerbert!1


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.70884 del
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Well, Berts, looks like the weekend stages of Paris-Nice are in jeopardy.

Jonas (the ASO official weather consult) has spoken:

"They say there's a lot of snow coming. It will be interesting to see how it will turn out."

Translation: GC cancelled.... jonaswinslol

It's OVER Berts.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.70885 del
>>70883
I'm going to drop too I think both my teams are awful


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.70886 del
>>70884
>It was another tough day, but we made it to the finish line. I'm not that big on downhill finishes, and it was a bit dangerous today, so I just wanted to finish safely, says Vingegaard.

heh


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.70887 del
`ate j*nas, me


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.70888 del
>>70885
Not because of me you're dropping, we will be probably keeping the gap status quo.
But if Bergerburt gets one more lucky break and like 1-2-3 plus higher GC positions? Who knows.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.70889 del
insane display from the rat in t-a


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.70890 del
>>70846
at least until the volume goes up, but for now I will stay in zone 3.5 and enjoy every second of it

>>70848
no and won't any time soon, exact same reason as yours. I gained 9 (nine)kg over the winter (watts did not go up of course)


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.70891 del
>>70848
>Did you beat your sophienalp PR?
WELL technically I did. even cracked top 100 with it


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.70892 del
>>70890
>stay in zone 3.5 and enjoy every second of it
holy based odd god


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.70893 del
>>70883
dif burger, I'm just happy for him


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.70894 del
>>70890
9 is a bit steep, I stopped at 5. The watts did go up, thankfully
>>70891
kek


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.70895 del
PAUL SEIXAS
Point de vue 👇Où sont les preuves ?
Un TALENT JAMAIS VU vu dans le sport qui va gagner 10 tours de France ou bien un nouvel IMPOSTEUR ?
Je suis Seixas depuis qu'il a 15 ans de prés sur le terrain comme j'ai suivi Gaudu, Martinez et tous les talents nationaux ou internationaux dits " exceptionnels " . Nous avons avec
@lapreuvepar21
mis à jour son profil de puissance de ce jeune adulte qui défraie la chronique et empile les watts sans trop de fatigue.
C'est effarant.
Il a progressé encore cet hiver de manière incroyable au point de pouvoir passer de rang de mutant comme Vingegaard à celui d'alien comme Pogacar, mais aussi de de le surpasser car sa marge de progression normalement va continuer... il n'a que 19 ans, or donc...
LES CHIFFRES
@lapreuvepar21
:
Sur la montée de St Romain de Lerps (classique de l'Ardèche), Paul Seixas a réalisé la meilleure performance de sa carrière dans une montée de col.
Il a développé 491 watts étalon pendant 15min42s. Il restait 40 km à couvrir et il a un moment temporisé avec Jorgensson dans sa roue qui ne pouvait pas prendre de relais. Le Français a le potentiel pour tenir 500 watts étalon sur 15 min dans le cas d'une arrivée au sommet. C'est trop.
Il n'a fait que 4 secondes de plus que le record de Pogacar qui datait du championnat d'Europe 2025 dans notre radar ⛰️⏱️.
Les graphiques et tableaux joints montrent l'ensemble de ses performances réalisées depuis 2024 de 18 à 20 ans. A 17 ans il battait les records de Lenny Martinez & Co sur la classique des Alpes, mais de peu. Sa montée de Saint Romain 2026 apparait bien au dessus des autres.
Sur des cols de 20 à 25 min, il a développé l'an passé entre 440 et 450 watts étalon à plusieurs reprises:
- Vontre la montre de La Rosière sur Tour de l'Avenir (estimation sur la première partie de la montée à 460 watts étalon),
- Passo di Ganda sur le Tour de Lombardie
- Combloux au Dauphiné
C'est du 8 à 10% de progression en 6 mois !
C'est beaucoup trop.
D'où tire-t-il toute cette énergie ?
Il a terminé second des Strade Bianche en étant le meilleur rival de Pogacar dans le secteur décisif de Santa Maria.
Il devrait confirmer au prochain Tour du Pays Basque qu'il est bien plus fort que l'an passé. Il sera avec Roglic, Ayuso, Del Toro et peut les ridiculiser.
@lapreuvepar21
le flashera ⏱️⚡️ certainement à l' étape 2 sur ⛰️ San Miguel de Aralar (déjà gravi sur la Vuelta en 2014 (Aru 27min29s 417 watts étalon) et 2020 9.5 km à 7.7%) sur l'étape 4 ⛰️: Elorritxueta (4.3 km à 8.1%) et Legina (3.2 km à 8%), sur l'étape 5 : ⛰️ Krabelin (5 km à 9.6%) et Izua (4.1 km à 9.2%, avec le record de Vingegaard en 2023 11min22s à 504 watts étalon qu'il peut battre.
Ce serait plus que trop.
Alors, talent ou imposteur selon vous ? Vous attendez un peu ?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.70896 del
Axelgaard would call him a comet


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.70897 del
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>>70895
>de mutant comme Vingegaard à celui d'alien comme Pogacar
>Alors, talent ou imposteur selon vous ?


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.70898 del
>>70895
491 watts for 15 minutes and 42 seconds I'll quote that from now on


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.70899 del
Come on Cheesers. Sumo in 19 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.70900 del
one day I will push 500W for 15 minutes heh


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.70901 del
>>70900
For 2 minutes would be good


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.70902 del
>FR -> DE translator turns watts etalon into Watts Hengst
and its the funniest shit ever. In any case this entire piece says Seixas is hyperdoped right


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.70903 del
>>70902
Yeah, the dude is having a giant meltdown its funny.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.70904 del
>It's appalling.
>He has progressed incredibly this winter.
>The Frenchman has the potential to maintain 500 watts for 15 minutes in the event of a summit finish. That's too much.
>That's an 8 to 10% increase in 6 months!
>That's way too much.
>Where does he get all this energy?
>He should confirm at the next Tour of the Basque Country that he is much stronger than last year. He will be with Roglic, Ayuso, and Del Toro, and he can make them look foolish.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.70905 del
>>70904
if you stare too much into the dopage, the dopage stares back


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.70906 del
Fun part is that I actually met his son. He's a ML researcher in france


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.70907 del
>>70904
I appreciate that he squeaks about seixas as much if not more than the others


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:30 [Preview] No.70908 del
>>70907
I mean his whole argument is "if your w/kg is above 6.5 you're doping". Kinda hard to go back on it now


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.70909 del
>>70908
what would be the human limit anyway
he's probably right


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.70910 del
>>70909
I don't know what the limit is, but clearly taking pre EPO watts as the natural limit feels a bit limited as a method


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.70911 del
>>70909
good question I wonder if it's possible to answer that. You would also have to see how far you can starve a man down until he loses power at a higher rate than w/kg goes up, I reckon that would also differ from rider to rider


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.70912 del
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>>70895

>>70893
FU fedbert then.


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.70913 del
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Not a fan of friday afternoon rides


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.70914 del
>>70913
bit windy and dark today innit


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.70915 del
>>70914
that, but mainly because of the traffic


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.70916 del
>>70915
>he's a trafficlet


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.70917 del
>>70915
I opted for gravel today, bit of mud eating


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.70918 del
I rather score tempo in traffic than zone tw* on open trails


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.70919 del
They don't even go all the way up, lame
https://www.tissottiming.com/2026/pnc/stage-7/teams


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.70920 del
>>70919
every year it's something with this stage


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.70921 del
>>70920
Pretty unlucky, the weather was perfect today


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.70922 del
>>70921
do they have a contract that they need to honor or something so they keep going back, surely there are safer choices to put in


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.70923 del
>>70922
I guess so, yeah. Also in general it's pretty safe, it's not like auron is at 2k or something, just they've been unlucky


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.70924 del
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stay safe out there brothers


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.70925 del
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>>70924
I fear some of us will not make it through this year or the next


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.70926 del
>>70925
it will be me, I've already been feeling impending doom for months


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Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.70928 del
>>70927
PPATT


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.70929 del
Same temps tomorrow as today but no sunlight, probably will take something a bit warmer.
BIG solo ride on the menu though (zonder schnitzel)


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.70930 del
>>70929
>zonder schnitzel
lame


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.70931 del
>>70930
it is lame but schntizel rides are netherlandesque rides, basically all flat


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.70932 del
to no ones surprise jonas called ahead of tomorrows stage and had it altered


Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.70933 del
mischa is on the list the student party for the communal elections in Utrecht. fetkobsen tries to get elected in Neder-Betuwe for the Rutte party VVD. I don't know what their tax policies are.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.70935 del
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I was doing an "Alpecin Training Camp" ride on Zwift (to score some virtual swag) and there was some douche coaching people on how to do intervals. Somebody disagreed with him and he lost his shit denigrating the other guy. Turns out the other guy is an Australian/NZ conti pro and the shitter had an FTP of 1.9

Whole interaction was hilarious


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.70936 del
>>70932
Altered it twice even, it looks like a sprint now?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.70937 del
>>70935
Why are you riding with someone that has a 1.9W/kg FTP bert


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.70938 del
Moritz Mauss humiliated by tudor riders


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.70939 del
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>>70935
one point nine watts per kilogram of bodyweight functional threshold power coach defends his thesis on interval training against a seasoned veteran who is rocking a mullet (probably)


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.70940 del
Godon got this one


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.70941 del
By the time I get back home, I expect some BIG w*ut humiliation


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.70942 del
grug trying to get away, but I don't think he makes it over that mountain without getting caught early


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.70943 del
Bettiol? who's that?


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.70944 del
Apparently they'll only do the last 50 km of the stage now, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire thing gets Jonas'd at this point


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.70945 del
>>70944
>⚠️ IMPORTANT - ETAPE 7 ⚠️
>Départ en convoi à 12h pour aller à un nouveau lieu de départ à 47km de l'arrivée. Le nouveau départ sera donné à 13h45 à cet endroit pour les 47 derniers km de la course.

>⚠️ IMPORTANT - STAGE 7 ⚠️
>We will depart in a convoy at 12:00 PM to head to a new starting point 47 km from the finish line. We will start the race again at 1:45 PM from this location for the final 47 km of the race. Finish line at Isola.

boooo


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.70946 del
oh wow now tiberi is alive again


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.70947 del
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morning eggs


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.70948 del
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BAM
bravo henrique, well done


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.70949 del
>>70948
what did jose say


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.70950 del
>>70937
For the group workouts, it automatically makes everybody ride together regardless of watts.

For your updated spreadsheets, my FTP remains as always 3


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.70951 del
>>70949
Jose said something about black cis males I think and that they should check their privilege.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.70952 del
braz afonso going on a sneaky raid today


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.70953 del
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meanwhile in PN


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.70954 del
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the deal has been made


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.70955 del
>>70954
should've traded it for a shot at LBL

call me delusional, but I think he has a shot if pogi and the manlet aren't there


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.70956 del
>>70955
Would have won in 2020 if he didn't do the binkbank tour the day before. Now it's too late


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.70957 del
>>70955
there will always be climbers that will attack and he can't counter them all
he could consistently top 5 it for years but never be close to winning


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.70958 del
We're reaching levels of bullshit I didn't think I'd witness in cycling


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.70959 del
>>70957
Most of the pure climbers that do LBL and Lombardia as their only classics are distancelets, they are incapable of going solo early. It's guys like Healy and Pidcvck who I guess would be problems.

I still think that if he put it as his number one priority (which, yeah, he never will) he could be competitive against those guys.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.70960 del
>>70958
just cancel it, I have no interest in a 15km flat stage or some shit


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.70961 del
>>70959
Healy, pidcuck, seixas now .
Del Toro could show up in the future if pogi doesn't show.
Honestly ciccone can drop him, there will always be riders.
He got 3rd a few years ago because of gigantic slurpage he was able to sneak back in the group and sprint for 3rd.


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.70962 del
Can they just make LBL easier? Honestly it's not that the current parcours has been interesting or anything


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.70963 del
>>70958
they can ride with 32mm or even wider tires with barely any air pressure left these days and want to tell me that they don't have traction


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.70964 del
(2.66 MB 1280x720 muhlsperger.webm)


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.70965 del
22 kph avg after 2 hours
lovely wind


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Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.70967 del
WOUT redemption day


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.70968 del
>>70962
1. It's a monument
2. I don't think they need to change parcours so Grug has a chance. It's a climber's race. He already dominates three monuments


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.70969 del
>>70962
imo there are enough easy races already, lbl has just been bad because of the startlist but there's a good chance that'll change in the future


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.70970 del
>Jonas Vingegaard is in yellow, and therefore he is a kind of leader of the peloton in this special situation. He believes that it could very well end in a strike if the finish line for today's stage is not moved.
>- Yes, I would almost assume that. There are still some teams that want to race, but I hope that we can stand together at least, says Vingegaard and talks about his role as the leader of the field:
>- I have to be at the forefront of the riders' safety, and I will do that. I have to help make sure that we stand together and make sure that cycling races are safe.
>Vingegaard emphasizes that the problem is not the massive rain and the fear of illness, but rather the safety of the riders if they have to ride on snowy roads close to the finish line.
The problem is not driving in the rain, the problem is that they are stubborn about keeping the finish line where it is, and where it is snowing.

Yeah, no way they are riding today


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.70972 del
>>70970
this would never happen with pogacar around


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.70973 del
time to jump ship
NEW THREAD:
>>70934
>>70934
>>70934


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.70974 del
and now we're full



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