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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No. 75895
Ronde van Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT


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Previous thread:
>>74966


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76018 del
Hello


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76020 del
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The big 3


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76022 del
Second for wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76023 del
Fireworks imminent on the Mollenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76024 del
Hello, yes, I am back, I am surely weighing in at 120kg today.
Splendid job Suissebert, stereotypical precision at counting noombers. Mine are -1 here or there but that's because of filtering out non-participants. Or maybe they were wrong all along and yours are right.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76025 del
pogi attacking with 100km to go?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76026 del
>>76025
he will regret that when the 80km Strade solo effort catches up to him


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76027 del
Grug all alone


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.76028 del
>>76027
Dilliergod on the front


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76029 del
Why does Pogi have a little napkin sticking out of his jersey


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76030 del
peloton in shambles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76031 del
what's up with the baby bib on dopacar


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.76032 del
>de vliegnede hollander - grug fanclub
heh, how is this allowed in belgium


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76033 del
sheehan in flanders fields


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76034 del
Dewulf is there. Velobert SEETHING


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76035 del
What was the role of MORGADO?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76036 del
Group of favorites has formed


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76037 del
Remco wins inshallah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76038 del
>>76035
He will come back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76039 del
>>76035
Rear satellite


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.76040 del
>>76024
counted them with ctrl+f after making the list manually. there are only a few teams that didn't make a team.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76041 del
fuck uno-x


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76042 del
Vatschek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.76043 del
PEDERSEN SHOULD DROP BACK AND HELP VATCHEK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.76044 del
record RVV winner who refused to use alpecin shampoo admitting to suisse tv that team tudor doesn't have a chance.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.76045 del
Wout the only one not pulling. Clearly the smartest of them all


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76046 del
It's over for Vatschek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76047 del
wout and remco not wasting energy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.76048 del
>>76045
Or the weakest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76049 del
Pog, Mathieu, W*ut, Remco, Mads, Laporte, Vermeersch, Vermeersch, Van Dijke, Trentin, Pluimers, Dewulf, Mohoric, Sheffield, Watson, Stuyven

That's it I think


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76050 del
>>76049
For me, it is Magnus SHEFFIELD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76051 del
DROP POST ENGAGED
MOHORIC GOES SOLO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76052 del
>Gr. Pogacar-Sainbayar


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76053 del
Valgren desperately trying to salvage my Veloteam


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.76054 del
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I have Vercouillie on the front and the other 5 are in this group


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.76055 del
>>76054
I admit. I did not believe in another Dewulf kino


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.76057 del
KOPPENBERG WET. REMCO RIP


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.76058 del
Sheffieldbros how we feeling


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.76059 del
ok now that you're in the front group what's your strategy to beat Pogacar?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.76060 del
Come on uno-x you lazy fucks. I need Abrahamsen in the first group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.76061 del
rainbow club with remco, grug, pogi and mads
the rest are just guests in this group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.76062 del
Can pogi fix the stuff hanging out from his jersey?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76063 del
HEAVY RAIN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76064 del
>>76059
>Just don't ride with him, he can't win doing an 80km solo
Uhhhh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76065 del
Atrocious weather


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76066 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.76067 del
>>76059
Just follow and outsprint him lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.76068 del
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bah gawd that's Mads's music


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.76069 del
brutal wind today, outright dangerous in some parts so I cut my ride short.
At least I get to see the inevitable CHUTE brutale


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76070 del
Grupo principal slowing down, 2eme peloton might still catch them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76071 del
>>76066
JONAAAAAAAS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.76072 del
I managed to receive a radio message from visma: "Wout, you never pull."


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76073 del
>>76070
It's a minute Bert, and the guys behind are Lotto and FDJ clowns


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76074 del
JENNO
JENNO
JENNO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76075 del
AERT unironically saving the most matches


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.76076 del
SUN'S OUT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76077 del
>>76073
It was only torty seconds a minute ago


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76078 del
remking looking calm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76079 del
>phil is still the last Belgian to win RVV


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.76080 del
>>76073
Worse.
It's q36.5 shitters pulling.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.76081 del
bruh, walking up that tower in motocycle gear


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.76082 del
This is not good news, they can afford to slurp until the koppenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.76083 del
>>76079
and Wout is still the next Belgian to win it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.76084 del
Some weakling like Mohoric or Stuyven will attack soon.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.76085 del
hahaha fucking team flanders pulling in the pedalton


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.76086 del
>>76085
Norge should pull out of shame


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.76087 del
>>76085
Treinbert should just run them over at this point


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.76088 del
Remco will top 3 easy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.76089 del
>>76088
Nah there's some firepower at the front, I can see him getting caught with pants down


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.76090 del
>>76088
The only runner who can beat Remco is Memco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.76091 del
DNF ALLENO, BEERMANS, AWERENSKJOLD, CORKERY, WELSFORD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.76092 del
not sure this was worth it for uae


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.76093 del
>>76092
It's worth it. Make everything much cooler and they don't have to smash the kwaremont so they can keep florian


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.76094 del
>>76092
Less stressful for Pog innit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.76095 del
dillier finally can pull in peace for the next 40km


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.76096 del
stretch these legs my boys


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.76097 del
>>76095
heh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.76098 del
useless diddler


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.76099 del
Remco looks ridiculously good. If he doesn't chute on Koppenberg he goes to the finish with Pog


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.76100 del
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I bet they are really happy that jonas isn't around


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.76101 del
pcs van and pcs wife spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.76102 del
Imagine if Frison's balls didn't get bitten off. He might have been a contendah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.76103 del
>I watched the race, I know how to race it
didn't know it was that easy, if remco can do it, then berts should be as well from watching.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.76104 del
>mohoric dark horse victory at RVV making him the more successful monument rider than wout
I want to believe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.76105 del
>>76102
the castration of fred frison by the coward doggy dog


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.76106 del
soulful mural next to comical mural


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.76107 del
oh la la les Daltons broke out of Belgian prison. where's lucky luke to catch them?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.76108 del
Florian goes lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.76109 del
bert spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.76110 del
>>76109
the one with the Danish flag?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.76111 del
grug almost assassinated


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.76112 del
remco's tank is empty


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.76113 del
Wout spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.76114 del
problemes avec swift


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.76115 del
Laporte strong


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.76116 del
expecting memco to do a catalunya attack at any moment now


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.76117 del
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AYUSO GOES SOLO OVER KWAREMONT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.76118 del
pogi goes lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76119 del
remco barely holding the wheel of mads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76120 del
the big 5


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76121 del
>>76118
no spoilers


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76122 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76123 del
>>76059
attack nr 1

many more to come


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76124 del
POGI GOES

ONLY WOUT FOLLOWS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.76125 del
the big five


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76126 del
WOUT FOLLOW
Grug way out of position just like last year


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76127 del
OUTTA MY WAY YOU FAT STINKY DANE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76128 del
Wout fully in control of the situation. Even doubters will have to award him the moral victory today.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76129 del
FUN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.76130 del
remcbros...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76131 del
wout weak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76132 del
Pogisisters, how do we deal with the Wout problem?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76133 del
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SAVIOUR OF CICLISMO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76134 del
>>76130
held up by the fatso


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76135 del
Wout battery on last bar.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76136 del
Wout dood


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76137 del
>>76132
WOUT IS HERE TO STAY


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76138 del
>>76133
-ACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76139 del
they're all almost dying on the first attack lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76140 del
I SAID NOTHING
go remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76141 del
pogi-grug-remco
and in the distance you can see some kwab


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76142 del
>>76135
At least he's got a while now to take a breath....oh wait it's the Paterberg and Koppenberg next kek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.76143 del
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KAM ON W*UT SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76144 del
that is a suspiciously good rode for belgium


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76145 del
Grug is dead


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76146 del
Sorry Wout, this is a rainbow stripes only group.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.76147 del
Why is MVDP out of position at the Oude Kwaremont every fucking year


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76148 del
>>76147
He was fine on the right, just got boxed in by trentin


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76149 del
>>76142
Another under armpit photo won't even happen kek.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76150 del
An interview with Georges now please


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.76151 del
>>76145
only pogacar looks fresh it’s over after koppen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76152 del
Mads and Wout can catch whoever of Grug and Memco cracks first


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76153 del
REMCO
REMCO
REMCO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.76154 del
the lousy 4 should link up right now and work together so they can reel pog back in after the next attack


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76155 del
YO REMCO DIFF CHECKING POGACAR ONG GOOOOD


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76156 del
wout seething


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76157 del
Remco dies on Koppenberg. C'est fini


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76158 del
blew himself up for the aura shot


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76159 del
>>76093
grug coming from so far back completely gapping the shitters was crazy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76160 del
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DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE DOPAGE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76161 del
>>76159
>>76093
not intentional


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76162 del
Belgians better close their eyes for what's about to happen on the Koppenberg.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76163 del
Time for kino.
Which shitter is going to have to walk?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76164 del
how is wout not linking up with mads for real now
why solo it up when another guy is like 25 meters behind you also solo also chasing the win


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.76165 del
>>76161
I'll take the free (you)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76166 del
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motopacing commence


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76167 del
nice wout kwab shot of memco behind


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76168 del
HELP ME MADS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76169 del
Remco coming back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76170 del
>>76166
ridiculous motopacing tbh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.76171 del
Fatmen linking up


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76172 del
koppenberg confirmed dry


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76173 del
>>76171
boomersquad bro’s


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76174 del
>>76172
Lame


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76175 del
Grug looks ridiculously lean too


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76176 del
>>76171
finally, took the brainlet wout long enough


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.76177 del
>>76170
>>76166
What is flanders classic doing? They need memco there


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.76178 del
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STOP THE MOTO


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76179 del
(61.08 KB 793x753 Disfranchised TURBO 2.jpg)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76180 del
Anyway my team got blown away and Patjebert who just took Pog Mathieu and shitters gets away with it again. LAME


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76181 del
Mathieu mighty confident in not getting dropped


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.76182 del
feel bad for Remco, he's really getting fucked by that moto


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.76183 del
I’ll take podium on first try tyvm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76184 del
>>76183
You are posting while riding?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76185 del
CAM ON REMCO FOUR SECONDS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.76186 del
don't discount remco yet!!!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76187 del
very gruel showing memco like this and fuck off with gr. mads-wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76188 del
I'd take a sausage there


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76189 del
Pogi will only truly go on the Kwaremont as usual


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.76190 del
>>76188
I bet you would


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.76191 del
>>76188
fag


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.76192 del
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Remco lost like 10 seconds


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76193 del
Pog having decency with the black shorts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76194 del
>>76183
He's doing very good. I want to see him EVERY year, no more excuses. Fuck liege


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76195 del
>>76188
I am sure you would hehehe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76196 del
>>76192
>Thinking he could follow two mutant puncheurs on the Koppenberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.76197 del
You now remember the pedaltroons


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.76198 del
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weather forecast for Paris-Roubaix is indicated an early heat wave


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76199 del
remcbros, we're so back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76200 del
EVENEPOEL COMING BACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76201 del
>>76192
somehow he also just gained like 12 seconds


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76202 del
HE'S BACK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76203 del
memco haters wat nu


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76204 del
Remco fueled by manlet rage and visions of big brown bunda


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76205 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.76206 del
It could be interesting if after the Kwaremont-Paterberg Pogi is only 20s-ish ahead of a Grug-Memco duo.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76207 del
wout could never


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76208 del
Rem.. ACK.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.76209 del
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>>76198
remember what we could've had


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76210 del
wout and mads are also not that far away. Really, if they all linked up after they get dropped it should be possible to reel him back in


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76211 del
>>76206

Imagine Wout with Remco's killer instincts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76212 del
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If Remco catches them this is going to be so kino I can't wait for the rage to consume him.

>>76198
Heat gives Mathieu the advantage (he says with extreme confidence).


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.76213 del
7 motos behind Remco lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76214 del
>>76209
yup, the GvA stare in that race. truly one of the greatest races in our lifetime.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76215 del
Grug is smart smart


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.76216 del
>>76210
PCS puts them almost a minute behind. I think it's over for them.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76217 del
remcbros...why do they hate us so much?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76218 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76219 del
Hey, Wout can still get a kwakphoto from under Mads' armpit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76220 del
>>76216
idk they were well visible on that long straight, maybe it really is a minute and I misjudged


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.76221 del
>>76218
kek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.76222 del
>>76218
lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.76223 del
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stolen from rusbert. should have stayed in the road and UCI should DSQ the girls riding in the bike path.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76224 del
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Dopacar is gonna be Memco's number #1 enemy now


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76225 del
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>>76223


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.76226 del
Ouch


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.76227 del
>>76223
lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.76228 del
Remco's saddle too high for pavé


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76229 del
He's barely breathing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76230 del
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>ABANDON SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76231 del
pogi fears the remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.76232 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.76233 del
now 4th or 5th place, how do you spin this as another moral victory?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.76234 del
>>76233
Remco is the moral victor today


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.76235 del
how the fuck is wout fatter than mads?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.76236 del
Grug did the KOM of kwaremont btw


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.76237 del
what are the vermeersches doing?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.76238 del
>>76236
While desperately chasing Pogi back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.76239 del
>>76238
He did it faster because he was far back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.76240 del
memco this retard cardboard holder must be the first remco fan to ever exist


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.76241 del
PCS rape van spotted

>>76239
Yes that's what I said


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.76242 del
van der Poel thinking he won't get dropped by Pogacar for some reason


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76243 del
RVV is cursed, you can't win it more than 3 times.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76244 del
Imagine how little pogi is pushing right now, they don't even gain on wout&fads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.76245 del
When Pogi goes for his attaque explosive on Kwaremont it's over for this fraud


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.76246 del
Remco feasting


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.76247 del
Remco dosering for third really not bad result


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.76248 del
It would be Grug's greatest win ever if he somehow pulled this off.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.76249 del
>>76248
He looks dead


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.76250 del
>>76248
Nah that's got to be the WC.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.76251 del
>>76250
Greatest attack I've ever seen. Just monstrous, brutal. Ultimate hardman race that was.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.76252 del
GLOVES OFF


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.76253 del
remco doing ITT training at this point


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76254 del
what did this karel van wunendaele do between 1939 and 1945?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76255 del
rip boss


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76256 del
pog afraid of remcos chimpout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76257 del
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KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.76258 del
>>76254
organize rvv


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.76259 del
imagine Pogi gifting the win to Grug, and Grug gifting Pogi P-R next week


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.76260 del
>>76259
Grim


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.76261 del
>>76259
That would be 2 Wout moral victories in my book


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.76262 del
yes, well


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76263 del
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KAM ON GRUG SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76264 del
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>want to shit
>don't want to miss kwaremont
>hard to dumoulin in bushes home


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76265 del
thanks for the pulls Mathieu you fucking retard


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76266 del
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>>76264


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76267 del
Ok, that was quick, going to perform the deuce.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76268 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76269 del
Booom.
Imagine the watts.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.76270 del
BYE BYE GRUGGYBOY


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76271 del
>>76265
He just wanted to keep Remco behind because he hates Belgians. Sad!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76272 del
immediately link up with remking and try to chase lad


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.76273 del
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>>76271


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.76274 del
bert threw his beer after pogi


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.76275 del
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76276 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76277 del
>>76272
Memco is too far behind


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76278 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76279 del
wout is back


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.76280 del
Great job Grug, you carked it by working too hard, and distancing Remco so you can't even wait for him now.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76281 del
>G. Vermeersch
um, what, where is he coming from?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76282 del
Whoa. Not that bad. Pog had his mouth open.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76283 del
GIANNI VERMEERSCH PAS NORMAL

ILLEGAL TELEPORTATION TRICK


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76284 del
>>76277
>43s
oh wow I thought it still was 18 tops


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.76285 del
>>76280
He really didn't pull much


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.76286 del
Grug lost more time on flat than on kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.76287 del
>>76281
Bike on the car


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.76288 del
3:02, is that a new new KOM?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76289 del
grug smash


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76290 del
>>76288
2:44 grug second time


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76291 del
Pog actually pulling faces


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76292 del
He's smashing the Paterberg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.76293 del
pog is ever so slightly grimacing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.76294 del
>>76285
Eh, saw him on the front a fair amount more than he should've been.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.76295 del
it's over. pogi and grug should have left remco back into their wheel, to minimize the possiblity of having wout on the podium.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.76296 del
>>76292
*loses time*


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.76297 del
pogi first rider since eddy with the MSR and RVV double.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.76298 del
>>76293
Took some acting lessons in the offseason.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.76299 del
Overall, I think Grug did better than expected.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.76300 del
Memco should ride P-R to be honest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.76301 del
>>76299
truth he got better


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.76302 del
Grug gaining? Or just shitty timing?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76303 del
>>76302
timing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76304 del
The real winner today is Ganna who kept his matches unlit.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76305 del
>>76302
shitty timing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.76306 del
>>76302
time has been all over the place the past 15k so probably the later


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.76307 del
>>76299
I think we really overreacted to an extreme situation for Grug (very long range solo, annoying hand injury) while forgetting he clearly has it in Tirreno.
He still did a bit better than expected.
>just tried to get his history from pcs via entering first few chars in the browser url
>written 'grug' and expected his page to show up


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.76308 del
So who wins the moral victory today

I think a reasonable case can be made for Remco, Grug, Wout, and Mads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.76309 del
it's a good thing bertaczek isn't here to witness yet another pogi victory or he would give up watching this sport.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.76310 del
>>76304
Grandissimo performance incoming


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.76311 del
so now that the race is decided berts wie is de mol?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.76312 del
>Pogacar is an anomaly in our sport
Squeak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.76313 del
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>can't ride my bike anymore
>can't watch ciclismo anymore
it's over
i've been made


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.76314 del
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so we need to talk about this. teams like FDJ should squeak to the UCI to uphold their rules.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.76315 del
So pretty close to the ideal team probably with Pog + Wout + Vermeesch + Van Dyke + Dewulf + Vercouillie, only with Memco instead of Wout (and who knows if right Vermeesch). Grug for 34 was just too expensive


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.76316 del
>>76315
Yes, you and treinbert have the same team.
Very nice.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.76317 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.76318 del
tankman


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.76319 del
>>75944
grim but understandable scenes


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76321 del
Can I get a seething Belgian chasing jpg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76322 del
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>Crash by 2 riders Reusser Marlen (Movistar Team) Le Court Pienaar Kim (AG Insurance - Soudal Team)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.76323 del
>see you next week


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.76324 del
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>>76321
why of course


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.76325 del
remco and his big butt wife shown on tv


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76326 del
4 wout
5 mads
6 g. vermeersch
7 f. vermeersch
8 mohoric


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76327 del
Hmm Stuyven 6th, F. Vermeesch 7th, Dewulf 8th? Heh very nice


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.76328 del
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>>76325
czech tv guy
>is that his masseur?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76329 del
>>76325
>Pog and Matje go home to bony skeleton women while Remco buries his face deep, deep into cavernous brown bunda
Moral victory goes to Remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76330 del
Slightly disappointed my Danes from the pink team missed the slag and only then tried bridging to no avail.
But it could have been way worse for my northern classics usual performance.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76331 del
oh that was stuyven


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76332 del
>>76330
Terrible race for EF


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.76333 del
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BUSINESS PLAN:
Dopacar wins P-R, everybody thinks he is gonna win 5 monuments in a year, but then SEIXAS beats him at LBL


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76334 del
You know a race is very hard when the top 10 is pretty much all the favourites.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76335 del
I think DE WULF gave up on sprinting and lost like 10 spots for nothing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.76336 del
If grug was in the front on the train incident, I think they would have DQ everybody and gifted it to wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.76337 del
1 pogi
2 grug
3 memco
4out
5 mads
6 stuyven
7 f vermeersch
8 mohoric
9 laporte
10 g. vermeersch
11 t. van dijke


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.76338 del
Aimé and Naesen, FUCK. These were in until I decided I am oicking the pink Danes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.76339 del
>>76335
DAMN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.76340 del
>>76328
I guess this statement might technically not be incorrect.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.76341 del
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>>76329
THIS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.76342 del
overall enjoyable race albeit predictable
having that many good runners at the race is fun


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.76343 del
grug happy that he has a real opponent in pogi unlike with wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.76344 del
>>76342
Agree. 6/10


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.76345 del
>>76343
Proably would have retired after the fourth RVV in 2025


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.76346 del
>>76342
the chase thing kept it well alive until final better RVV than usual


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.76347 del
MSR > PR > RVV > Lombardia > LBL


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.76348 del
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some motopacing for remco would've been a blessing though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.76349 del
>>76348
Ehh still wouldn't have mattered. I'd argue if they let Remco join up he would have pulled like a crazy person that he is and Pog would have saved more matches.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.76350 del
>>76348
He shouldn't have pulled ever and then him and MVDP could've survived the Paterberg together and maybe chased him down in the last 30 km


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.76351 del
>>76348
Remco’s last kwaremont was abysmal


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76352 del
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onto the femmes now huh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76353 del
>>76352
Hahaha funny man xd. Off to preparing adjustments for sunday yes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.76354 del
All my team in the points, rare occasion. Also Bettiol getting into shape before the giro !


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.76355 del
It wasn't De Wulf but Naesen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.76356 del
Ok, enough of burgering.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76358 del
where did Sheffield disappear to


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76359 del
>>76346
But the fact there were such a small group so early meant for a boring race until kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76360 del
Wtf Dewulf only 42th, and here I was thinking it was him in the lead group. Oh well, 1-4-7-11 and some break points, fuck.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.76361 del
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>>76353
PIETERSE puck is in the tete surely she will do something cool


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.76362 del
>>76358
Probably in a ditch somewhere if you go by his past Rondes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.76363 del
>>76335
That was actually Daan HUULE not sprinting
>42 DE WULF Stan
Hm, he fall back bigly


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.76364 del
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Extremely unfortunate hair.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.76365 del
>>76355
VERY disappointing


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.76366 del
>All these idiots trying to scheme themselves into picking a bunch of jobbers who might finish 9th instead of just picking the strongest riders
Everyone but me is a kwab


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.76367 del
>>76354
You're winning, Unknown Cyclists International probably 2nd
Brtek, Winebert, /pinot/bert, Norcalbert 3-6.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.76369 del
>>76366
>instead of just picking the strongest riders
I think I am ready to retardmaxx it as well. Only after you get over the hump of psyoping into thinking you have found some sekrit formula and all the other overthinking does retardmaxxing really pay off bigly.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.76370 del
>>76367
Looks tight. Happy I stick to my boy grug and still score, was lucky with a few picks


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.76371 del
>del dopo
>ayuso
>lipobeast
>sexass
>5 fourpointshitters


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.76372 del
>>76370
That HUENS, I have adjoosted him out once and ever since I was like "surely he can't be good on this parcours, it is just recency bias you dumbass" and of course he was good every time.
Retardmaxxer would pick him immediately, for 6 points!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.76373 del
Should be Achooso vs Seixas for tomorrow's ITT. Del Toro isn't that good of a time trialist and I haven't been impressed by UAE's setup in general this year. Lipo is good, but I think not good enough.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.76374 del
>>76372
Aren't you forgetting about some old man?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.76375 del
f*mmes approaching the kwaremont


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76376 del
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>>76373
Please don't forget about me.
I'm still relevant


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76377 del
>>76375
Literally no one cares except Rusbert (possibly for gooning purposes, never confirmed however)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76378 del
>>76375
g1 slurped so hard that the chase came back, pathetic


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.76379 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76380 del
>>76374
Aimé? I have pussied out on him twice, adjoosting him out twice. Wasn't a secret pick.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76381 del
>>76379
whatever this means it sure sounds lewd!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.76382 del
My only bad pick was Valgren. Was psyopped into that one. Should've just picked Tim van Dick.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.76383 del
>>76376
I'd love to see him school the youngsters, I really would.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.76384 del
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>>76377
sadly often times the races are more interesting because of the lack of southern slavic dopage


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.76385 del
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the tiz stream for femmes is beyond horrible and the race is nowhere else to be found. I find it very hard to watch the femmes to be quite honest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76386 del
Ozempic getting humbled


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76387 del
>>76385
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GD2Gh-EqPjs [Embed]


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.76388 del
>>76385
Volering smashed everyone.
It's ogre.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.76389 del
>>76387
cheers


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76390 del
>>76385
it's on france 3, you can find stream of it online


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76391 del
>flandres and morocco flag
Grim.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76392 del
alright PUCK and The queen of bones working together that's good that'll work out


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.76393 del
I think this will be Demi's greatest season ever


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.76394 del
3:30 is a great time


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.76395 del
ridiculous cadence
doped beyond all comprehension


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.76396 del
vollering painfacing more than the entire top 5 of the men combined


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.76397 del
Demi looks thicker.
Or it might just be the white bibs.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.76398 del
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The queen of bones is crooked like that one italian boomer runner...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.76399 del
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Bertacek moral winner today with a velodrama podium with a 0 pointer


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.76400 del
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Hummmm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.76401 del
>>76400
gg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.76402 del
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>>76400


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.76403 del
>>76400
pas normal


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.76404 del
>7th in the league
I take it. Why is this valgren fellow in my team


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.76405 del
>>76400
squeak


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.76406 del
can puck take 2nd??


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.76407 del
no


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.76408 del
what the fuck was that sprint (not an actual sprint) for 2nd


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.76409 del
Reminder that pogi and remco should have been DQ


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.76411 del
>>76409
van der Poel moral winner?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.76412 del
on to itzulia
all 4p riders are dogshit aside from ONE secret pick


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.76413 del
Artichoke soup for lunch. Will this fuel a BIG afternoon Easter ride??

(No)


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.76414 del
>>76412
I don't expect the German speaking dinosaur with tiny arms from Belgium to be a secret.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.76415 del
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>>76413
nop


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.76416 del
I will ride
for all the berts who can't


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.76417 del
>>76416
I shook the 8ball 3 more times and he still said no
4th time he landed on better not tell you now, you ain't riding sorry


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.76418 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista al País Vasco OFFICIAL /bet/

>Seixas 3
>Del Toro 3.25
>Ayuso Pesquera 5
>Roglic 6.5
>Lipowitz 10
>Vauquelin 23
>McNulty 26
>Skjelmose 26
>Halland 41
>Healy 41
>Izagirre 51
>Aranbaru 67
>Wilder 67
>Scaroni 81
>Bilbao 81
>Solar 81
>Tejada 81
...
>Landa 101
>Uijtdebroeks 101
>Richie Tello 126
>Brenner 251
>Voisard 301
>August 401
>Beloki 401
>Oxenberg 501


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76419 del
>>76418
roglic 6.5 when lipowitz is there alright okay


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.76420 del
>>76418
>French rider is odds on favorite to win
This is just because the French are going crazy and they manipulated the odds, right? I think Del Toro and Ayuso both have the edge currently....


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.76421 del
>>76420
SEIXAS has dopage carte blanche thought


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.76422 del
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my inside man (one retard on twitter) said seixas improved since strade


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.76423 del
pas normale seixas performances will lead to further anti-doping squeaker meltdowns, I can't wait


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.76424 del
Picnic finishes RVV with a brilliant 62nd place of VAN DEN BERG Julius as their best result. Unfortunately this result was only 2 places away from scoring 5 BIG UCI points.

All isn't bad though, as Picnic's 756 UCI points scored since the start of the season are still more than the 700 that Pogačar is averaging per race day. It's not every day that a small team can compare themselves with he who is perhaps the greatest rider of all time!

What a day and what a season for Picnic! On to Roubaix!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.76425 del
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Compiegne-Roubaix Hauts-de-France OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 2.75
>Poel 2.75
>Pedersen 8
>Aert 8
>Philipsen 13
>Ganna 13
>Vermeersch 17
>La Porte 34
>Vermeersch 51
>Degenkolb 81
>Abrahamsen 81
>Strand 81
>Grosso 101
>Stuyven 101
>Meeus 101
>Segaert 101
...
>Waerenskjold 126
>Lie 151
>Tarling 151
>Baarle 201
>Vacek 401
>Kubis 401
>Aerts 601


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.76426 del
>>76417
you know what I'll ride even more THEN


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.76427 del
It's 3 degrees and pouring rain. Guess what that means.

ANOTHER FUCKING DAY ON THE FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN TRAINER ARGHH


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.76428 del
>>76424
Max Poole will save them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.76429 del
>>76427
8ball knew this
>>76426
I'll believe it when I see it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.76430 del
>Stuyven
>then I was behind Sheffield who ofcourse fell again


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.76431 del
If I were a retired cross legend, I would open a winter training camp for road racers who want to gain bike handling skills. Open to riders from any team. Their organization can pay for them to spend winter learning how not to chute.

Guys like Vine and Sheffield obviously have the motors to be great riders but throw away so much potential with shit handling skills.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.76432 del
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>>76430


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.76434 del
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GC. >>76433


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.76436 del
phwoaar what a race, everyone exactly where you expect them to be in the top 5,
the race is basically a 8 hour FTP test at this point

lovely scenes on the kwaremont, dozens of terribly drunk danes puking everywhere


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.76437 del
>>76436
hell yeah


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.76438 del
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Kek, posted it in kurwabert special thread


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.76439 del
>>76434
I fucking lost points to Patje's LAME team in the end thanks to Dewulf gone and Per Stront Hagenes showing up out of fucking nowhere. But I do count this as a moral victory. Also because Bęrt is clearly cracking under the pressure. Asgreen? What in the absolute fuck


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.76440 del
>>76438
kek based lads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.76442 del
>>76438
Imagine if W*ut was there. The atmosphere would be completely different


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.76443 del
>>76438
Wout actually got 4th because he fears the couch.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.76444 del
wtf is that visma pais vasco team


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.76445 del
>>76438
total lads


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.76446 del
>>76441
uhm


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.76447 del
>>76439
kurwabert do we have a lame team ranking to fact check this?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76448 del
give me a good sex pointer
they all look washed


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76449 del
>>76439
We have established DAYS ago that I still suck in the northern classics, ASGREEN and VALGREN snoozed over the move but were good choices on good form.
Suddenly any big TTer is a great choice for RVV. If this enables my retardmaxxing I will be right back there.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76450 del
>Bertcom can you verify this allegation


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.76451 del
>>76429
>don't believe it?
habeeb it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.76452 del
>>76441
Wait a minute....that's not Urska


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76453 del
>>76448
I'm picking the FDJ 6pts


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76454 del
>>76449
>asgreen on good form over t. van dyke
lay off the tuborgs


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.76455 del
>>76441
Tankman could have given her a cheeky lift but chose to allow this


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.76456 del
>>76448
Brenner will surprise in the passos.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.76457 del
>>76454
>good in e3
>bad in door flanders
>outlier in ompoop
>bad in rvv
Yeah, surely this is the unquestionable choice.
But now I know how these pan out in general, don't have to overvalue harder-easier parcours vs fat-lean guy.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.76458 del
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>>76453
Stop stealing my picks.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.76459 del
>>76457
he was good in the dwarf door climbs too
the result doesn't show everything, don't just PCSmax you gotta watch


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.76460 del
Speaking of secret picks...former Pink jersey wearer Juanpe "manlet" Lopez is a steal at 6 puntos.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.76461 del
>>76459
I'm supposed to *watch* this """sport""" ?
Sheesh.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.76462 del
>>76461
you gotta watch the tapes coach


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.76463 del
>>76418
the curse...don't tell me ayuso and del taco blocking the path


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.76465 del
besides pauline doesn't weight more than 2 filled bidons


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.76466 del
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>>76464
urska sisters...


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.76468 del
>>76467
fucking hell that top one, it just keeps going


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.76469 del
>>76468
Kek yeah.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.76470 del
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LFG


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.76471 del
>>76470
finally he understands what type of rider he is


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.76472 del
>>76470
yes please, leave the GT's behind, full one day max


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.76473 del
>>76470
Yes well someone tell him he's the one who is going to have to create the pressure since Pog isn't going next year.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.76474 del
>>76473
Bora can do that.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.76475 del
>>76467
>tfw the dopage happens right in front of my eyes


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.76476 del
>>76467
Berts increasing their W/Kg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.76477 del
>>76467
Can't remember when was the last time I puked but I instantly felt that acidic taste in my mouth.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.76478 del
>>76475
kek radiation sickness


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.76479 del
Trentin collected but already in Herentals


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.76480 del
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>>76479


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.76481 del
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>>76479
the walls of Herentals AZ don't fit any more jerseys


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.76482 del
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>>76480
dollar signs in their eye anytime a chute happens


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.76483 del
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sheffield took down like 5 people
dangerous guy to follow in the descent


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.76484 del
>>76483
I knew he would hurt someone the second I spotted him in the main group


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.76485 del
>>76482
damn...Tronchon BASTIEN looks like THAT?!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.76486 del
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boink


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.76487 del
>>76483
Stuyven interview about it was pretty funny


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.76488 del
anyway conclusion of the day
memco is a nice addition the RVV field, he needs to get a little stronger so they can atleast duo chase after pogi in the final straight


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.76489 del
>>76488
He might have a chance next year if Pog starts farming the giro. I can't see Pog doing all the monuments again if that's the case.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.76490 del
>>76489
why would pog start farming boring giros?
if I was him I'd the the flanders record next year and solidify yourself as the GOAT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.76491 del
>>76490
Apparently the plan for next year is trying to win all 3 GT's.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.76492 del
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>>76491
please don't, just win that vuelta and another WC and stay in the classics


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.76493 del
>>76491
but there's still the olympics next year. tour and olympics don't fit well.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.76494 del
>>76493
unless you have a time machine, no there isn't


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.76495 del
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after matje was buck broken this season is jonas the last guy in the peloton not bowing before the slovenian menace?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.76496 del
>>76495
he literally gets bent over every july idk


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.76497 del
>>76494
ah fuck, it's in 2 years


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76498 del
>>76495
this guy is so buck broken he's trying to dodge him at any opportunity


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76499 del
>>76493
Tell me about the future Bert. Is the curse broken by next year?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.76500 del
>>76496
not peer pressured into pulling for pogi though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.76501 del
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>>76500
he doesn't pull for anyone though


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.76502 del
>>76499
nope, Seixas has a heartbreaking Pinot moment


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.76503 del
>marlen reusser has a broken back
this braphog hasn't had much luck in the past few years


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76504 del
>>76503
I'd break her back some more if you follow my implications


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76505 del
>>76503
Ouch.
Potential career ending injury.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.76506 del
>>76504
no, explain with pictures


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.76507 del
>>76503
damn she's fucked, its so over


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.76508 del
>Zwift Racing Score -3
God I suck. My meagre gains are hard won and quickly lost.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.76509 del
Germans searching eggs today:
>3 people die searching for eggs in Flensburg after a tree fell on them
>Men find a bottle of Polonium 210 on their egg hunt, a highly radioactive substance in Stuttgart
egg hunting is serious business, stay safe out there.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.76510 del
Pogi can't enter the GOAT conversation before he wins Bretagne Classic


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.76511 del
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>>76509
>3 people die searching for eggs in Flensburg after a tree fell on them
A 10 month old baby died there ;__;


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.76512 del
>>76511
very grim yea


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.76513 del
going out to find me own eggs in the countryside
certain berts among this very general seem opposed to it for some reason, but that does not concern me


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.76514 del
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Schizos going all out...


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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.76516 del
>>76514
is this the same guy as the baldoped schizo guy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.76517 del
>>76515
congrats to our blood passport inspector norBERT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.76518 del
>>76509
Polonium 210 is only radioactive in Stuttgart? Interesting


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.76519 del
>>76515
Based


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.76520 del
>>76518
it's a normal substance in Poland, thus the name


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.76521 del
>>76520
Yes, thus me size that comes with relative fitness. I was also born right after nuclear fallout from Chernobyl settled. I went a class higher than my age so kids a year older made fun of me that I am child of Chernobyl.
Polonium is bathe salts here.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.76522 del
>>76521
Fellow 1987 born Bert?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.76523 del
>>76522
1986, yungbertc.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.76524 del
Well, one day of summer is over.
Back to spring


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:04 [Preview] No.76525 del
>>76515
Very nice, jolie even.


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