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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No. 74966
Camembert edition

>Current and upcoming road races
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>74005


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.74996 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.75004 del
>Faire arriver "Paris-Camembert" à Livarot! On ne respecte plus les AOP ; Laurent Mariotte va se fâcher
Race didn't finish in the area where Camembert is being made, big scandal


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.75008 del
>>75004
phwoaa there is some DENSE cheese
or perhaps gau the rat is lighter than he looks


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.75011 del
>>75004
Livarot is a better cheese


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.75012 del
>>75011
German wikipedia article about Livarot even comes with some wine recommendations:
>Zu dem Käse passt ein Tokayer oder ein Pinot-Gris-Spätlese aus dem Elsass sehr gut. In seiner normannischen Heimat wird der Livarot mit einem Glas Calvados genossen.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.75013 del
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>>75012
Pinot mentioned


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.75014 del
>Remco Evenepoel denied participating in the Tour of Flanders yet again on Sunday, but the chance that he will start is indeed high. On Thursday, he is scouting the final part of the course with his Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe teammates. If the fatigue from the Tour of Catalonia is no longer in his legs and the reconnaissance goes well, his German employer will then announce that he is in the selection for the Tour of Flanders. Multiple sources confirm this to WielerFlits.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.75015 del
>>75004
not enough cheese


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.75016 del
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>>75014
wouldn't that be something


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.75017 del
>>75014
>grug, pog, remco, wout quartet going to the line together
ciclismo saved


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.75018 del
>>75017
if memco gets over the last paterberg with these guys I will do a 200km ride when the weather turns good


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.75019 del
Reposting it because I didn't get any (you) 😔


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.75020 del
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>>75019
be safe bert, those are life threatening heart rates


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.75021 del
RVV is such an anti memco type race, it's just constant wattbombs with little in between
on the other hand something like dwarf door tomorrow he could really smother the competition between the hills


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.75022 del
>>75021
There is always the van baarle special before the Koppenberg


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.75023 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.75024 del
it's too bad that rvv has 4 (generously) runners who are potential winners


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.75025 del
Remco seething his way to RVV is actually quite fun


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.75026 del
shame we have beaufort six, otherwise it would be a nice day to score some eggs


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.75027 del
evenpoel just flew over my house


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.75028 del
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Dwarf Doors OFFICIAL /bet/

>Aert 3
>Pedersen 8
>Laporte 8
>Philipsen 10
>Lund 13
>Strand 15
>Morgado 19
>Vermeersch 23
>Magnier 34
>Grosso 34
>Abrhamasen 34
>Brennan 34
>Milan 34
>Segaert 41
>Lie 41
>Gregoire 41
>Birmay 34
...
>Cosnefroy 51
>Ganna 51
>Baarle 81
>Vacek 101
>Valgren 101
>Kubis 151
>Johansen 501
>Canal 501


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.75029 del
>>75028
this one is for son of abraham


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.75030 del
>>75020
2 minute PR! Just cycling though it goes higher for running


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.75031 del
>>75028
why the FUCK is wout the undisputed favorite? Because he managed to keep up with grug without managing to stay away from the peloton kek yeah alright fuck you


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.75032 del
>>75028
wow, the winner isn't even listed


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.75033 del
>>75031
First the odds are made by people betting, so it's mostly belgian boomers doing that. Also I think it's safe to make him fav, their team really is the strongest and they're going ALL in on wout in every race. In san remo they sacrificed EVERYONE to bring him back, matteo did full cipressa, Laporte even dropped to do the last bridge and then paced the pogio


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.75034 del
>>75031
his team does have the overwhelming numbers advantage
by far
if a jumbo doesn't win it'll be sad


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.75035 del
>>75034
he's just glad a certain american superstar is injured


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.75036 del
>>75035
americans are only allowed to ride in the middle east now


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.75037 del
>>75030
Very nice bert, good to see the old folks in this thread reaching threshold HR for once heh


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.75038 del
remco to RVV is true apparently but there was an embargo on the news till tomorrow


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.75039 del
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barely even got wet but four degrees and wind, I would post the stats but I can't so I shan't 🤣


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.75040 del
>>75038
that's the best news I've gotten all week


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.75041 del
unless it's an elaborate april fools joke from bora


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.75042 del
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>>75041
dont do me like that bertman


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.75043 del
>>75042
look I've posted credible inside information before (long ago on the 4chainz)
it is true to the fact that journos are not in on it


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.75044 del
Imagine Bora sending out a team of Remco, Roglic, Vlasov and DNF Martinez. Pure chute kino.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.75045 del
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>>75043
it must be true


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.75046 del
>>75033
But even axeltaard fell for wout


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.75047 del
But I think he will


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.75048 del
>>75047
they are merely implying pog will attack at a different place


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.75049 del
>>75033
wout's the undisputed favorite everywhere


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.75050 del
>>75047
kek I was watching that yesterday
pure boomer energy
<wout can win if he doesn't get dropped on the paterberg and then outsprints the rest
it's just that easy, thanks johan


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.75051 del
>>75047
Yes, well, he will already have dropped by Aide Kwakemont


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.75052 del
I don't know how to make webm's well anymore but if anyone wants to, this is a good one

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWbGi9HDZiB/


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.75053 del
>>75050
rtbf didn't dare, but they're full on hopium for roubaix


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.75054 del
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First outside ride after coming home from work after God knows how long. We’re so back.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.75055 del
>>75054
kino.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.75056 del
So that Remcuck shit is an april fool's joke right


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.75057 del
>>75056
It has been said to me it is not


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.75058 del
>>75056
The guy is an april fools joke on his own


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.75059 del
>>75056
german boomer on cycling board I frequent (already had some reliable inside knowledge in the past) said that talk in the broader bora camp is that he'll actually start


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.75060 del
>>75056
Well 2 hours to prepare some April first big if true headlines
>Pogi to ride for UAE Gen Z, so he can participate this summer at the Volta in Portugal
>Big Simon Yates press conference about last years Giro announced: "I want to come clean"
>Chris Froome to Visma confirmed
>Remco to start for Marocco at the next world championship
>UCI to study formula 1 rule changes and will run a trial with overtake mode and active aero at the next Tour de Romandie femmes
>Giro announces Turkey as the next Grande Partenza for 2027 - Badabag climb mentioned as highlight


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.75061 del
>>75059
there's a German cycling forum? Didn't pay attention after the tour magazin forum was shutdown.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.75062 del
>>75059
>>75057
I BELIEVE
IF I AM DISAPPOINTED I WILL BE ANGRY


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.75063 del
>>75061
rennrad-news forum I reckon


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.75064 del
Svenskjavlar.
First 40 minutes of football I have watched since eons and my disappointment is as immeasurable as it was expected.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.75065 del
>>75064
Now you can watch bertczek vs the Danish shitposters


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.75066 del
>>75065
A picture of two teams not worthy of the footy cup tbh


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.75067 del
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Gonna stream Mad Cats on Saturday, Bert.
At 10:00 and 21:00 CEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.75068 del
>>75067
is FERGUSON one of the cats


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.75069 del
>>75068
I think that's a tractor.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.75070 del
>>75066
imagine drunk czechs in Mexico. now we wait how the wlochys are embarrassing themselves against fucking bosnia.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.75071 del
>>75052
James Bond did this before it was cool


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.75072 del
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>throwing beer at a kid
very Belgian


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.75073 del
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>denmark


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.75074 del
congrats to Czechia and Bosnia for beating Denmark and Italy, they won't be missed.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.75075 del
kek the 4chan/sp/ front page. poor wlochy can't into ciclismo nor calcio anymore.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.75076 del
Roger was right, grandes just aren't what they used to be


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.75077 del
what do italians do considering they dont play football or are good at ciclismo


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.75078 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.75079 del
>>75077
Dopage in speed skating


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.75080 del
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>/cyc/ office kept me working late enough that I had no time to ride outside despite perfect 25 degree weather
>Had to r*n on the t***dmill instead
Life is grim.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.75081 del
I scored a mere six eggs but it's better than nothing
still recovering after race day innit


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.75082 del
>>75081
Post race eggs


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.75083 del
quick step has just announced that Remco will ride RVV. Remco said that Patrick Lefevre taking the role of the DS for the race convinced him to start and he believes that he can win.
for bert news live from where ever that may be on this April 1st, Bert.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.75084 del
bertaczek successfully applied to be tankmans assistant at the next tour de czèchque. the roles includes tasks like cleaning tankmans glasses, translation work and supplying Pilsener Urquell and sourcing some Duvel inbetween.
for bert news live from the cyc office on this April 1st, Bert.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.75085 del
>>75084
The true modern flip and flap.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.75086 del
Or should I say Laurel and Hardy.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.75087 del
>pogi : grug best friend and hates Visma
>Vermeesh: grug's friend
>Remco: grug's friend
Wout sisters, we need to do something about it


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.75088 del
>>75081
How did the race go bert?
For me, easy 7 eggs recovery ride


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.75089 del
>>75087
Both vermeersch are friends
And Meeus is also his friend and he hates Laporte now


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.75090 del
nice april captcha on 4cyc


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.75091 del
>>75090
this is a pokeman right?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.75092 del
Need a new helmet, any recommendations? How is the Kask Valegro?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.75093 del
REMCO DOES RVV


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.75094 del
>>75093
I told you


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.75095 del
>>75093
Top 5 and no crash would be a good debut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.75096 del
to all non-attention payers: remco is doing the thing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.75097 del
>>75083
you have insider information


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.75098 del
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Wonder if Al-Rhemco will do RVV.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.75099 del
Breaking news, jonas vingegaard does vlaanderens mooiste


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.75100 del
only questions left to answer is where is SEIXAS and why is he hiding!?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.75101 del
>>75100
Breaking the curse next week


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.75102 del
Mhm didn't adjust my team from my first draft, not good


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.75103 del
>>75102
oh shit I forgot about that race completely


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.75104 del
I hope that my squad does badly but it is what it is


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.75105 del
these intervals today felt way more doable, maybe even too easy? no idea what kind of level of exertion this should be at


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.75106 del
>>75105
Well if threshold is something you should be able to do at least 2x20min or 1x40min+ without killing yourself, then some meme 5x4min should be quite easy, no?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.75107 del
>>75105
well yeah I'm with finbert here riding threshold shouldn't exactly destroy you at least not for short duration intervals


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.75108 del
>>75106
makes sense


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.75109 del
>>75108
If I were you I'd do something like 1x20min at 270W and then a second 20min with 270-275W after like 10min rest, just see how that feels. For threshold that second one should be tough but not overly so, like you have to concentrate for the final 5min but breathing should still be controlled.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.75110 del
>>75105
you should consult it with your coach first
everybody here has a coach


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.75111 del
>>75110
of coursh
it's a complicated and very abusive relationship


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.75112 del
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>>75109
might give it a try on friday, thanks!

>>75110
chatgpt said it should be 3/5 exertion


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.75113 del
>>75112
Anyway, if you are raping on Zwift, just run the Lutcher route
It goes over the Innsbruck alto twice, at your watts (I'm assuming you are lighter than me) it should be like 26 min -> 7 min rest -> 26 min


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.75114 del
>>75112
No problem! Once you find out your threshold and ride slightly below it, then longer intervals aren't that hard at all. I think the problem for most people is that the "ftp" is based on some more anaerobic test and their ftp intervals are then actually much over ftp and they feel horrible.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.75115 del
happy april's fools day


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.75116 del
>>75115
flanders
kek how he says it too. Actually laughed out loud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.75117 del
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27 Tobias Lund Andresen
22 Wout Van Aert
21 Christophe Laporte
20 Florian Vermeersch
14 Per Strand Hagenes
13 Alec Segaert
10 Jonas Abrahamsen
8 Mads Pedersen
8 Jasper Philipsen
7 Tim Van Dijke
6 Jenno Berckmoes
5 Luca Mozzato
4 Aimé De Gendt
2 Luke Lamperti
2 Paul Magnier
2 Jonathan Milan
2 Thibaud Gruel
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Tibor Del Grosso
2 António Morgado
2 Edward Planckaert
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Gianni Vermeersch
1 Max Walker
1 Axel Huens
1 Matyáš Kopecký
1 Jules Hesters
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Hartthijs De Vries
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Johan Jacobs
1 Romain Grégoire
1 Matthew Brennan
1 Anthony Turgis
1 Camille Charret
1 PIERRE GAUTHERAT
1 Valentin Madouas
1 Lukáš Kubiš
1 Laurence Pithie
1 Carlos Canal
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 STEFFEN DE SCHUYTENEER
1 Matej Mohorič
1 Vito Braet
1 TOM CRABBE
1 Julius Johansen
1 Mathias Norsgaard
1 Pietro Mattio
1 Kasper Asgreen
1 Victor Vercouillie

>6=

Ow Do Cycling club.

6 Tobias Lund Andresen Wout Van Aert Christophe Laporte Florian Vermeersch Per Strand Hagenes Alec Segaert
>OPTAKT ENJOYER
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>frfr on god
>The Natty Gambit
>Quality organic self-grown riders


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.75118 del
>>75117
It really seemed like the obvious choice, just goes to show that other berts are intelligent as well


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.75119 del
>>75117
I went sprinter heavy. Also fuck wout.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.75120 del
>mfw Berts do NOT believe MWW


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.75121 del
>>75117
I suggest to always post the velotuber team so we can expause bert frauds easily


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.75122 del
I mean you saw what happened last year and yet you picked wout for 28 velocoins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.75123 del
>>75120
His wrist fucked his preparation


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.75125 del
>Berckmoes DNF


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.75126 del
KING
I
N
G


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.75127 del
Oh no Woutbros, we missed the slag


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.75128 del
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Quite a slag with 100 km to go


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.75129 del
there goes the winning move


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.75130 del
The gap is decreasing, Woutbros we still got this


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.75131 del
>Arno dropped


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.75132 del
ciao Arnaud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.75133 del
de LIE


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.75134 del
>>75117
>1 Arnold De Lie
heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.75135 del
VAN AERT 80km solo incoming


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.75136 del
why does nobody from the LABrats help woutje close the gap


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.75137 del
heh my boy Mohoric he's still alive and kicking


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.75138 del
What is Politt doing?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.75139 del
Who's laughing now heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.75140 del
those are some NICE villas in the flandrien country side


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.75141 del


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.75142 del
>>75139
Tobias Lund taking a break for some reason


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.75143 del
>>75142
Didn't mean to quote. Guess he's donezo.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.75144 del
I'm feeling good Woutbros


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.75145 del
MADOUAS has been spotted, alive allegedly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.75146 del
Kek, BERTIOL, COSNEFRAUD, what is this race.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.75147 del
>>75145
Bettiol too, the clocks are turning back


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.75148 del
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Spotted SeneCHAD as well. Tick tock


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.75149 del
Wout riding at the front
Working for others
It's over


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.75150 del
woutism


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.75151 del
>>75148
Wout is setting up a big attack for himself


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.75152 del
Never picking a Lidl rider again this season.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.75153 del
VERY rapid Mads spotted


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.75154 del
Did some z2 yesterday, HR going crazy. Today I'm sick - should've known.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.75155 del
>>75152
Fleur MOORS will surprise in the passes


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.75156 del
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Here's how Tobias Lund can still win


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75157 del
>>75156
Step 1) Pedal harder


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75158 del
>shitneos


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.75159 del
WOUT SMASH


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75160 del
wout is DOING IT


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75161 del
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VAN AERT GOES PARABOLICAL


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.75162 del
Woutists rise up


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75163 del
>>75088
it didn't go great, I had a kraak brutale and finished in the grupetto


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75164 del
>gannas bars broke


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75165 del
He'll be caught unless someone else bridges


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.75166 del
P-R & RVV /bet/ are currently OFF as panic buying looms


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.75167 del
bianchiesque


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.75168 del
>GANNA switching bike
>Meanwhile INEOS pulling in the peloton


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.75169 del
only a 20s gap with 35k to go yeah he ain't making it


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.75170 del
buh gawd that's Neilson POWERFUL with a steel chair!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.75171 del
>40 seconds

Maybe they make it.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.75172 del
If W*ut loses to Grégoire I will be sooo happy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.75173 del
>>75172
I hope he flats or something


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.75174 del
VERMEERSCH Florian is attempting to bridge to g2


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.75175 del
>Multiple attacks in peloton.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.75176 del
WWW


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.75177 del
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Alpecin rvv jersey


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.75178 del
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imo it looks cool, april fools or no


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.75179 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.75180 del
Trying to drop Larsen might prove a mistake. He should be on his own now.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75181 del
>grug looking beatable
>wout actually in alright shape
>memco joining the fray
sunday would be very hype if not for the cosmic horror looming over everyone


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75182 del
MADS is attacking followed by ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75183 del
Sporza selling the bearhide already


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.75184 del
MADS GOES SOLO (he does not go solo)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.75185 del
Mads P is really a brainlet. Use your team to chase, dummy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.75186 del
>>75181
>grug looking beatable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75187 del
If W*ut loses to Larsen his wife's son will demolish him


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75188 del
>>75185
none but mads are strong enough to close this down! The lord of lidl himself had to do the deed


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75189 del
Gwan Danish jobber.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.75190 del
>>75186
correct


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.75191 del
>>75190
Not by wout


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.75192 del
If it's a sprint I am FUCKED. I only have Andresen


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75193 del
Jappe praying to Ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75194 del
Wout strikes out for glory


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.75195 del
Lmao the motor pacing begins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75196 del
VAN AERT GOES SOLO


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75197 del
Madouasbert FEASTING


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75198 del
>>75192
and he's not even there


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.75199 del
>>75192
LUND has lachee'd like 100 km ago


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.75200 del
>>75177
would look better with brown bibs, I think


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.75201 del
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>>75198
>>75199
I know that, that's why I am fucked


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.75202 del
ABRAHAMSEN goes (sort of )


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75203 del
Welcome to the club


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75204 del
That peloton is gigantic, the fact that only 2 teams chased is funny


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.75205 del
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AERT looks indomitable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.75206 del
Hehe Ganna really hates W*ut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.75207 del
Man, Alpecin outside Grug and Jappe is embarrassingly weak. How the fuck do they have no one helping the chase?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.75208 del
>>75200
true, the effort is lazy I mean they just edited the early season team promo photos but I still like that color scheme either way.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.75209 del
>>75207
Because they lost every other good runner and now have to do it with Marsman and Geens


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.75210 del
>>75207
>>75209
should DEL GROSSO be coming out of age though?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.75211 del
>>75207
They lost half their team last year and del grosso needs to take road seriuosly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75212 del
If W*ut wins it is good for my Velogames and if loses I am also happy :)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75213 del
wtf is gannas problem


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75214 del
>>75210
Del Grosso is a fraud


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.75215 del
fucking hell, vermeersch is pas normal these days


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75216 del


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75217 del
>>75210
more like del backpain


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.75218 del
Two against two. W*ut and moto vs Ganna and Vermeersch


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.75219 del
Not another heartbreak episode Woutbros...


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.75220 del
Come on, he is right behind that moto


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75221 del
even with all that moto hjaelping he ain't making it and that's a good thing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75222 del
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KAM ON W*UT SKORE SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75223 del
Lol


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75224 del
W2out


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.75225 del
INEOS MERDA
GANNA CULO


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75226 del
Incroyable


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75227 del
What a kwab wout is lmao
Ganna redeeming italy for yesterday


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75228 del
FUCK
W
O
2
T


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75229 del
HOLY BASED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75230 del
HAHAHAHAHAHA
classic w*ut


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.75231 del
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75232 del
Ganna was absolutely not normal though


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75233 del
holy shit ganna was so good in this race, insane really I wish he showed us his watts


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75234 del
'no'


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75235 del
Ganna Roubaix stocks skyrocketing as we speak


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.75236 del
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So it happened again...


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.75237 del
>>75233
imagine the numbers

even managed to break one bike


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.75238 del
tankman OUTPACING ganna


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.75240 del
Hehe what a great finale. This is why you pick Wout for this race, there's only upside potential – either veloteam does well or Wout finds another way to lose spectacularly


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.75241 del
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAALHA FUCK YES FUCK YES TOP GANNA


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.75242 del
Now suddenly Aular shows up. Only points for W*ut and nothing else but whatever


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.75243 del
>>75241
How far behind is your stream


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.75244 del
It’s not even funny anymore, just sad


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.75245 del
>>75243
couldn't watch, I'm about to get on a boat


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.75246 del
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Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75247 del
I imagine Mathieu on the couch laughing his ass off


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75248 del
Dwarf Doors and Wout, a match made in hell


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75249 del
>>75244
this was really funny to be honest


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75250 del
>>75245
Deported by the Big Leader?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.75251 del
>>75244
I had a good laugh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.75252 del
This will never not make me laugh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.75253 del
And now he has to face Georges... It never ends


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.75254 del
when you thought that Italians are done for, except there's one thing that keeps them going and that is their hate towards wout. Top Ganna I kneel.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.75255 del
>>75246
>roger was right


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.75256 del
Holy shit total disaster goomblingwise.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.75257 del
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The big section in the 2026 collage dedicated to wout keels growing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.75258 del
Breaking: Carlos Canal 14th. Magnier 18th. Sander de Pestel 44th


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.75259 del
>>75257
Dangerously close to overtaking his number of wins


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.75260 del
Bjoern Koerdt 27th for 16 UCI points. Everybody else DNF. Picnic Postnlgods


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.75261 del
>>75256
points will be low across the board tho. like whats the realistic best team, wout laporte philipsen?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.75262 del
>>75261
(I actually had that team but the youtubers team looked really enticing tbh)


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.75263 del
>>75262
This is why you never watch velotuber


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.75264 del
Ah, secret pick HUENS is in the points


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.75265 del
>>75261
Yeah, I was considering like 6-8 guys from the top torty. Unpredictable.
But I think at halfway point G1 was basically the whole Ow Do team so these guys will have a couple hundred points extra.


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Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.75267 del
Ronde van Vlaanderen OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.4
>Poel 4
>Evenepoel 7
>Aert 8
>Pedersen 21
>Ganna 29
>Vermeersch 41
>La Porte 41
>Stuyven 81
...
>Abrahamsen 101
>Strand 101
>Lie 151 (?)
>Morgado 151
>Segaert 151
>Baarle 201
>Assgreen 201
>Kubis 251
>Vacek 301
>Withen 401
>Aerts 751
>Canal 1001


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.75268 del
>>75267
I'm usually not a fan of april fools but seeing all belgium getting FULL HOPIUM is hilarious


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.75269 del
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Why doesn't Wout just tell his kid to shut the fuck up. That's why nobody likes him. He has no personality. He just exists


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.75270 del
They gave everyone the same time so now it looks like AERT lost a bunch sprint


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.75271 del
>Won how: Other
What kind of category name should PCSman give to a finish like this?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.75272 del
Bettiol scored some UCI points today!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.75273 del
>>75271
Kwab?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.75274 del
grande
/grande/
grande
/grande/


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.75275 del
I just saw the news

heh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.75276 del
Almost Woutesque


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.75277 del
Traverse of Flandres is my least favourite classique tbh


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.75278 del
>big marlen wins first race after her 7th comeback or so
That was easy


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.75279 del
>>75277
I'm glad you are honest but you'll need to go

LBL has no redeeming qualities


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.75280 del
>>75279
au contraire mon frère, Doyenne is the oldest and arguably hardest so there are a couple redemptive aspects right there


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.75281 del
Looks like another moral victory for Wout


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.75282 del
>>75281
how many CHF did w*ut get for motopacing back to the topten in sanremo ?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.75283 del
why does ganna hate wout so much?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.75284 del
lovely race to watch from the sidelines, was on camera (twice)my team is awful though


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.75285 del
Wout kwabbed in dwarfs - done
Next step, wout getting outsprinted by Remco.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.75286 del
>>75285
a year behind with that


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.75287 del
>>75286
I mean this season feels so similar as last year
>Grug smash
>Pogiwinslol
>Wout van kwab
>Remco seething
The youngsters have to step up their game, your omzrels and widars have been weak so far


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.75288 del
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wout didn't really lose btw, haters will hate


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.75289 del
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>>75288
sorry Ganna, can't wait for the tietema video


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.75290 del
>>75288
What kind of translating software is this, it makes no sense whatsoever. First to Chinese and then to English?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.75291 del
>>75290
>He's not a classroom
kwab


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.75292 del
69 finishers in dwarf door, 47 of them in the bunch
what a weird edition


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.75293 del
Ganna DSQ when?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.75294 del
>>75293
When W*ut DSQ in MSR


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.75295 del
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The bar I was in started getting really rowdy when Wout dropped gregoire and even more when he dropped the Dane.
When the gap started getting closer one of my friends started counting the gap out loud after every arch and corner and they started getting really aggressive kek.
Woutism is so fun.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.75296 del
>>75295
Very soulful. I wish we had sports bars that showed all the cycling events.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.75297 del
>>75295
kek how did they take the ITALIAN drop


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>>75297
I'm not kidding when 3/4ths of the people left seconds after the race ended. When the women passed we were the last people in the bar.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.75299 del
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>there are some w*utpickers itt
but somehow I feel sorry for Mr. 49


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.75300 del
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>>75298
brutal


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.75301 del
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>>75295
>>75298
I'm really jealous of Woutism.
Here, we just drink in tents and listen to shitty music.
I wanna experience Woutism action with Hakken and Duvels.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.75302 del
I kind of want wout to win rvv just to see the live reaction shots of woutists as he crosses the line


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.75303 del
>>75301
RVV is like that, dazed drunks rubbing against eachother


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.75304 del
>>75301
when i went to Hoogerheide where grug mindbroke wout, roughly 25000 belgians were silent, you could smell the disappointment


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.75305 del
>>75295
Does nobody work in Belgium?


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.75306 del
>>75305
mr shekelstein can do do with half a day off from dear bert
what are you a slave


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.75307 del
>>75305
what do you think is inside the bert containers? All Belgians get a cut so they keep their mouths shut while Europe gets flooded with cocaine.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.75308 del
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FUCK.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.75310 del
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Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.75311 del
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History repeats itself


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.75312 del
>>75310
Some terrible teams from the top


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.75313 del


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.75314 del
>>75310
so 5 of the top 10 just copy the velotuber? that's awesome


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.75315 del
>>75314
the only people that watch youtubers for velogames are the schizos that complain about them


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.75316 del
>>75314
I guess I should do that as well. Look where my own ingenuity gets me


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.75317 del
>>75316
Might as well stop playing


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.75318 del
>>75317
but if I do well in the 'drama berts will stop thinking ill of me!


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.75319 del
the venn diagram of schizos and velogoomblers is a perfect circle


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.75320 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1MSw4QpqjKw [Embed]
was the remco rvv recon video posted? No? I will do the deed then


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.75321 del
>Best weather of the holy weekend is Sunday
Unfortunate


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.75322 del
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>>75305
Not on wednesday afternoons. And fridays after 3.
I swear that when I was on the road 15 years ago I was basically alone. Now I'm in traffic jams no matter what day or hour it is.
Now I go out at noon when everyone is lunching to avoid people.
Life as an autistic neet isn't easy.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.75323 del
>>75314
In my defence, I do not watch the velotuber and was very surprised to see 5 other peeps (and velotuber) stole my team. By that time it was too late to adjust to avoid the shame.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.75324 del
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In MY defense, I made the team first and watched the Velotuber after who confirmed my biases .


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.75325 del
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>>75324
Haven't we all...


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.75326 del
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>>75325
it was a really obvious velogame, for christ's sake you have to believe me


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.75327 del
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>>75326
Sure, show me your Woutism Membership Card issued before 2020.

o_o


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.75328 del
>>75327
as soon as wout shows his blood passport


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.75329 del
Wout is clean.
The results speak for themselves.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.75330 del
>>75329
Wout appears to be clean.
The available results might support this view.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.75331 del
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>>75326
listen
nobody believes you
nobody


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.75332 del
velogames is just as dirty as ciclismo. Everybody cheats. People hack their team so they can have doubles of top scoring runners. Others copy perfect setups from elite autists. I finish near the tail end of every race because I am natural. Just like in ciclismo.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.75333 del
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#pickyourboys


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.75334 del
>>75332
I was you last season. But now I actually pay attention and am soon to enter the elite top 20 of /cyc/.
I'm basically a legend at this point.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.75335 del
I wonder who will be s*cond in this millennium.


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.75336 del
>>75335
hoping my boys don't do a chute catastrophale


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.75337 del
God speed burgers


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.75338 del
>feed cuts out multiple times
NASA rai


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.75339 del
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>a leaf on board


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.75340 del
gonna have a MLÍKO to celebrate the MECO


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.75341 del
>US sending astronauts to the moon while also embroiled in a retarded war with no plan or goal
Hey I've seen this one before


Bert 04/01/2026 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.75342 del
happy birthday Big Brandon MCNUTTY


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.75344 del
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there's something about it that warms my heart


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.75345 del
>>75344
Love pipo, me


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.75346 del
woutism is a terminal disease


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.75347 del
Did seated sprints on the trainer, tried to hold an aero position and just spin quickly. Maybe this will help me win the sprint for 17th in a couple of weeks when the Finnish spring classics starts.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.75349 del
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What a disgusting piece of shit


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.75350 del
portuguese conti teams did some funnies yesterday, anicolor in particular

imagine


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.75351 del
>>75350
but this is for real


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.75352 del
I am tired boss


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.75353 del
13 articles about Remco on Sporza since yesterday


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.75354 del
did some VO2 max today


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.75355 del
>>75353
ronde koorts


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.75356 del
Volta and Vuelta top 15-finisher Jaume Guardeño is hospitalized after suffering a serious head injury following a chute while training.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.75357 del
>>75356
>(Collision with a car in training)


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.75358 del
>>75354
Hmm is 2min reps really vo2max work


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.75359 del
>>75354
>another bert being socially pressured into r*ping seriously
Good


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.75360 del
>rear d*sc brake has once again entered good to go territory
i fucking hate this shit


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.75361 del
This Remco twist is good for Wout. All the pressure and media attention now goes to Remco.
Wout is proven to perform better when he's forgotten.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.75362 del
>>75358
no idea, zwift had it in the vo2max category.what duration would you recommend?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.75363 del
>>75362
4-5 minutes


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.75365 del
>>75362
four (4) minutes is what the norges use for they are affaires du dopage but it probably doesn't matter much


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.75366 del
>>75349
I hate that seat tube thing so much, horrible frame


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.75367 del
>>75362
I like 4-6min reps for a total of 15-25min of time in total, and even up to 30-35min if you are an animal. Take as long rest periods as you need, I like 10-15min between sets.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.75368 del
>Ineos sending welsford but not ganna to RVV
lmao


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.75369 del
>>75368
Ganna already said, that he wants to spend Easter with his gf.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.75370 del
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>>75365
just checked, there is not a single zwift vo2max workout with intervals longer than 3mins. - I am completely new to this, if I go for lets say 5 minute intervals, what % of the ftp should that be at?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.75371 del
>>75369
translation: he's going into hiding to dope up for P-R


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.75372 del
>>75370
Just use the wahoo app and set it up manually. For power it's 115-120% FTP, but you can adjust


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.75373 del
>>75370
Wattlets like me do 115% for 5 minutes, the 10 minute ish rest
But really do it against a climb, the new york one is ideal distance


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.75374 del
>>75370
it is simple to write your own workouts in intervals and then sync them over to ZWO
just werks


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.75375 del
>>75370
>>75374
https://forum.intervals.icu/t/intervals-icu-and-zwift-integration-is-live/81764
not sure why you still want to p*rchase a raping rental software Thoughbeit


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.75376 del
>>75368
That's okay, he doesn't need to catch Wout this race because there is zero chance for him anyway


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.75377 del
>>75370
You know that you can just build your own Zwift workouts, right? There's tons of them online to download as well.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.75378 del
Berts I have to admit, I'm getting so tired of the fucking trainer. It's April and I just have no motivation anymore.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.75379 del
Wout will WIN


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.75380 del
>>75379
Yes yes, the moral victories will never stop


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.75381 del
>>75378
No more excuses


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.75382 del
>>75381
>5 month old baby
>Roads being milled and repaved
>Late hours at /cyc/ office every day
>Working this weekend as well
>Recent cold
>Allergies
Don't worry I have plenty of excuses


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.75383 del
>>75378
Me too, also have the worst case of DOMS I've ever had right now


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.75384 del
>>75378
I'm with you I didn't feel like riding the trainer at all this winter. Actually just skipped most days


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.75385 del
>>75383
From ciclismo? Or hiking?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.75386 del
>>75385
Hiking and squatting


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.75387 del
>>75378
>>75382
KWAB
>>75386
based and crosstrainingpilled


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.75388 del
bad DOMS is still another use case for zone 1 btw
odd gods are well armed for every eventuality


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.75389 del
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heavily in the NGMI zone this guy


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.75390 del
>>75389
to avoid any meer weergeven, I understand


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.75391 del
>>75389
is this why he hasn't raced for a while or was that something else?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.75392 del
>>75391
he was sick before this, this is new


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.75393 del
>>75392
He's the next Uijtdebroeks. Ally hype no results.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.75394 del
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>>75393
heh, Cian's time will come in the vuelta
vamos movistar


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.75395 del
>>75394
Did he ever comment on whether his mystery condition has fully been resolved or not?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.75396 del
>>75395
Didn't he have one of those lilac artery condition? I remember him having surgery.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.75397 del
>>75395
Yes, don't remember all of it but as far as I recall he had a pinched nerve in his back due to a shitty bike position. I think they put him shorter on the bike and forced him to mobility exercises with crampenaerts.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.75398 del
>>75396
nah he never had surgery, the only iliacs I remember from last year are jakobsen, isermidget and eekhoff


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.75399 del
>>75398
Oh yeah now I remember. They suspected it was lilac artery narrowing but it was ruled out eventually.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.75400 del
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ez


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.75401 del
>ynr Marc Hirschi


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.75402 del
>>75401
contract year next year


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.75403 del
>>75400
>mf when not picking grug but the seether and pudgyface is the move for superior points


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.75404 del
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remember this guy?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.75405 del
>>75389
afraid of facing of against the mighty bookman


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.75406 del
>>75404
he's going to be flying up the mountains in front of Vingegaard in the grand tours


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.75407 del
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>>75405
fucking hell, cofidis really thought yes we will give this guy a 3 year contract


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.75408 del


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.75409 del
>>75408
Good team


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.75410 del
>>75408
Mediocre team


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:46 [Preview] No.75411 del
>>75408
there's only so many times Segeart can pull off the old attack with 6k to go and RVV surely isn't that race.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.75412 del
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yes well, it's still WIP


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.75413 del
>>75411
This is not a 6k attack, but a top 15 by surviving


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.75414 del
pick asgreen


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.75415 del
A Belgian will win. It came to me in my dream.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.75416 del
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>>75414
Already did.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.75417 del
>>75408
I'm going to steal this team if the Velotuber doesn't make me a better one


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.75418 del
>>75417
the MVDF strat


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.75419 del
>>75417
Please do dear bert


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.75420 del
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Hey, Bert!
Streaming Mad Cats on Saturday.
At 10:00 and 21:00 CEST (8 and 19 UTC).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.75421 del
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Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.75422 del
lmao rtbf


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.75423 del
>>75422
they removed my favorite hill from pretty much every race because of that fucking crash and I'm still pissed about it


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.75424 del
>>75423
Rip kanariberg


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.75425 del
>here's your RVV team bro


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.75426 del
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>>75425
>1 guy finished the last classic
>don't even field him
what are they thinking


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.75427 del
>>75425
>>75426
What do you think they talk about in their team meetings


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.75428 del
>>75427
probably sussing out any traitorous saddle height changers like Brenner


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.75429 del
>>75427
>Remember you HAVE you to ride in team formation the entire race. No chit chatting with your buddies from other teams.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.75430 del
>DSM is known for its strict protocols, which entail a host of rules. “When I signed with the team, I chose to accept the rules,” says Vervaeke.

>“But sometimes they went a bit overboard with their rules,” believes a foreign rider who wishes to remain anonymous. “The rules were extreme, especially regarding attire.”

>“For certain occasions, you were required to wear a long coat. On the starting podium, one time you were required to wear your gloves, the next time no one was allowed to keep their gloves on.”

>Waeytens: “After the Clasica San Sebastian, I once received a call from the team: ‘You worked well. Tom Dumoulin was super pleased with you,’ they said. ‘But we did notice that you weren't wearing your podium cap when you went to sign the start sheet.’”

made me look up this old gem, god these stories are always so good


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.75431 del
>>75430
This is based. Rules are rules


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.75432 del
>>75430
>All the riders we speak to share the same opinion. “They don’t know what flexibility is at Team DSM.”

>“When I wanted to raise my saddle by 3 millimeters, the mechanic had to make 16 phone calls, so to speak,” says Waeytens.

>“First, the person responsible for the equipment had to be contacted and convinced why you wanted to raise your saddle. It ultimately took quite a while before that adjustment was actually made.”

>De Backer: “If you felt you needed more powder in your water bottle, that had to be investigated first. You then had to undergo all kinds of tests designed to demonstrate that you actually burn more energy during an effort.”

>“But that could drag on for a very long time. By the time it was finally allowed to get more powder, the season was almost over.”


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>>75430
glovegate


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.75434 del
>>75432
Waeytens also blames the team for a lack of proper medical support. >"During a winter training camp, I kept saying that I wasn't feeling well. Things went terribly wrong in the classics after that, but the team refused to help me. So I had a stomach examination done myself."

>"What did it show? I had a stomach bacterium and a stomach ulcer. I had to take 120 antibiotic pills. But the team said: wait a while before taking antibiotics and ride Eschborn-Frankfurt first. I ruined my entire year with that. Mentally, I was completely burned out by then."


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.75435 del
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250g of rice down the drain and I am still hungary
A solid ride, warm sun, cold wind


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.75436 del
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>>75435
with growing strength comes growing hunger for carbs


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.75437 del
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>>75436
I am graduating from pasta/rice with ketchup and slowly experimenting with other types of toppings and stuff.
This is VERY worrisome development.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.75438 del
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>We already know that this year’s European Championships will take place in Slovenia, but Slovenian reports suggest that the organizers also consulted Tadej Pogačar and Andrej Hauptman on the course design.

>With the Slovenian Cycling Federation aiming to maximize the chances of Pogačar victory, the priority was to create a demanding circuit, making a finish in Ljubljana unlikely from the outset.

>Among several proposed options, the Šenčur-based course was ultimately preferred. The route will feature repeated laps passing through Možjanca and continuing along a newly paved road… expected to be completed by the end of June towards Štefanja Gora. Riders will then descend past the lower station of the Krvavec gondola to Cerklje before heading back towards Preddvor, where the climb to Možjanca begins (2 km, 10,2% average with 195 m of elevation gain).

Totally normal for a professional sport hehe


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.75439 del
>>75437
at your age? disturbing


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.75440 del
>>75438
the winner? roglic


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.75441 del
>Pinarello points to an assembly error as the cause of the incident. “After an initial analysis, the damage appears to have been caused by overtightening the brake lever clamp, causing the handlebar to break at that spot,” the Italian brand told Cyclingnews. This clamp refers to the metal strap that connects the shifter and brake lever to the handlebar.

>In short: according to Pinarello, this is not a manufacturing defect, but a problem with the adjustment. Combined with the heavy load of the cobblestones, this ultimately led to the break.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.75442 del
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>>75441
I sometimes have trouble with adjustments too


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>>75441
canyon and bianchi welcome pinarello as an equal


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.75444 del
>>75442
don't over tighten the train carts pls


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>>75443
imagine buying a 12k bike and then the manufacturer just goes, don't use it on cobbles though to be sure


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.75446 del
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really not a fan of tan tyres


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.75447 del
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Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.75448 del
>>75445
the handlebars alone are well over a thousand bucks iirc
reminds me I read somewhere that campagnolo requires more torque for their shifter clamps than some bars allow, I think that was in regards to gravel. When asked about that they just said well think of an alternative way to increase friction so the shifters dont slip lol


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.75449 del
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>>75447
>C - Czech Republic


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.75450 del
>>75422
l'équipe ran a similar article


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.75451 del
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>>75449
What are you gonna do about it Honza?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.75452 del
>>75447
I'm going to steal this team


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.75453 del


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.75454 del
>>75453
WELCOOOMMMEE TO WOUT MAAANIAAAAA


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.75455 del
>>75453
hell yeah
whats the word on remco mania


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.75456 del
>>75449
Personally I enjoy the layers of psyops this ability provides


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.75457 del
>>75455
Remco mania is fighting wout mania a bit


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.75458 del
>>75457
I'm team remco. May wout be stuck at the back of the peloton when they approach the Koppenberg inshallah.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.75459 del
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Above average ride tomorrow with possible tex-mex break instead of schnitzel


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.75460 del
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I vill paypig for a sports watch.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.75461 del
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>>75460
I bought one of those arm strap heartmonitors yesterday. The first time in my life I bought anything else than a speedometer.
I feel ashamed. Is this how paypiggy's feel every time they buy a useless gadget?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.75462 del
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>>75461
No. As a shameless paypig, I get a little thrill every time I get a little doodad or gadget or part or whatever.

I've made peace with the fact that I like tech just as much as like I enjoy the visceral process of riding. My other hobbies have a lot of paypiggery involved as well.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.75463 del
>Vive le vélo, leve de Ronde!
>Karl Vannieuwkerke en zijn gasten Tadej Pogačar
>Niet beschikbaar buiten België
geoblocking within the EU is still a thing? and besides this isn't some licenced shit, it's a tv show VRT themselves produced.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.75464 del
>>75461
This thing is actually useful, no need to feel the piggers remorse immediately.
I have one meself and I use it almost everytime I get on a road bike. I've had it on a few times while in the gym but heart rate alone, limited to workout alone and accessible only via looking at your phone is pretty useless. And I would crush my phone eventually while it was on the floor, me looking down at it while deadlifting.

There is a high chance I will use that watch for a few months and then throw it to the side until it dusts and molds over but seems like a good paypig idea, with the accompanying dopamine spike while researching it, waiting for it, unboxing, peeling the film off and all that.

I think it going to be Amazfit Balance 2 XT, it just has to go down a few eurobucks. One-fiddy and I am oinking it out, two hundred seems a bit too lavish.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.75465 del
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>>75463
I don't need foreigners to put more load onto the servers, resulting in me having to pay more tax or get less quality programs back because of it.
Pay up you leech


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.75466 del
>>75461
not right away because euphoria comes first


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.75467 del
>>75465
ok, time to get a fake belgian phone number, so I can watch your races on rtbf and vrt.


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.75468 del
>>75459
>burrito stop
holy dumoulin


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.75469 del
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What is the most paypig hobby?


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.75470 del
>>75469
politics


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.75471 del
>>75469
model træns and RC tism innit


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.75472 del
>>75468
boat stuff


Bert 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.75473 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.75474 del
>>75469
Bert stuff


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.75475 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.75476 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.75477 del
BIG biers
BIG berts
BIG watts
BIG sovl


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.75479 del
>>75469
Piggery/usefulness should have Warhammer scoring high. Expensive pieces of plastic which serve nothing but dust collection outside of sporadic sesh of being dust collectors but during a game.

Ha, got one just now. Audiophilia. Beat that one.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.75480 del
We're so fucking back, even though I prefer my long rides to be done in the morning


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.75481 del
>>75469
Look into audiophiles, that is the paypig rabbithole


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.75482 del
Remember to copy this


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.75483 del
>>75469
Triathlon has to be on top. Dudes pay 1k€ inscription fee


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.75484 del
Indeed, why aren't you?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.75485 del
>>75479
Kek a fellow audiophile knower, those threads on /g/ back in the day were hilarious


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.75486 del
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first remco steals cake from wout and then RVV


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.75487 del
>>75485
My father is an audiophile, he has multiple stereo systems in his home, summer cottage etc. each worth around 200k€. It's hilarious, he listens mostly to the same few albums again and again, but at least the audio quality is top notch.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.75488 del
Wout fans are subhuman


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.75489 del
Wout fans are subhuman


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.75490 del
>>75488
I don't even remember what he did to receive hate


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.75491 del
>>75490
He pulled with Ganna to let Wout lose in the minds of the woutist.
In E3 he let grug win so why not Wout


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.75492 del
>>75491
oh I see now it all makes sense


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.75493 del
>>75491
This guy for example will probably attack him sunday


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.75494 del
>>75488
>>75489
I really hate woutfans truely the worst people
>mah underdogerrino good catholic innocent boy


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.75495 del
>>75493
the nerves lol. imagine I write something like this here.
strange to read this message on this website as if it 'isn't from here'.
/bert/ itself offers a platform on which figures such as Leafbert, Bertolo, Bertaczek, Finnbert, Kurwabert and others can go wild on Wout van Aert every day with dirty spot posts and insults. Rusbert has built a career here with hate message to Arnaud De Lie.
Hate messages and threats are of course absolutely unacceptable, but treinbert should of course be accountable for his behaviour in the last velogames. he let Don Patje drive a trein, behind burgerbert he starts blasting with optakt enjoyer in the wheel. Tha means that treinbert was also there for me and that is clearly the case with many berts. Since treinbert does not drive on normal weekdays, but on holidays for better pay, as far as I am concered, he can now be excluded from selections of velogames.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.75496 del
Gran Prix Alanya got Jonas'd


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.75497 del
>>75479
>>75481
Has to be audiophiles. Bros are dropping thousands on placebos.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.75498 del
Vermeersch you piece of shit. You better let Wout win on Sunday if you know what's good for you.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.75499 del
kek I nearly forgot about rusberto's burning hatred for del stier


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.75500 del
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Adding rider Michael Valgren to my Velogames team.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.75501 del
>>75500
Based, got em too


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.75502 del
Is it normal to already have Omloop fever again?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.75503 del
>>75493
wtf i love VERMEERSCH now


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.75504 del
>>75502
Ompoop fever is an incurable disease.

Sometimes, I think about Ompoop even in late July, in the high Alpine cols.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.75505 del
>>75502
pas de tout


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.75506 del
>>75502
Could be fixed if they put the muur back in de ronde


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.75507 del
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if you don't believe, then you don't believe


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.75508 del
>>75502
Not normal


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.75509 del
GP Alanya CANCELLED by Jonas


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.75510 del
>>75493
What is it specifically about Wout that allowed this strange pseudo religion to develop around him?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.75511 del
>>75510
He has no personality. Boomers have no personality so they see him as one of their own


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.75512 del
>>75510
Eternal looser


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.75513 del
>>75510
Yeah it's a strange one, you see this even in high quality cycling journalism where the premise is already "everybody likes Wout" (lol, why?).

I did a few suprathreshold efforts outside as well as some lT1/low tempo. Pleasant +5 degrees with no wind and few cars. But it's tough mentally when the watts are 15-20W lower than in January before the illnesses. Oh well, got to start the build somewhere


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.75514 del
>>75510
Le family man underdog.
It started with getting heemed in cx day in day out by the eternal dutch rival and cx already has many common brow fans that are easily influenced.
Hate was mostly contained to grug.at first but like any cult it grows.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.75515 del
>>75493
Vermeersch worked hard to catch Grug in E3, it was rather a certain Norsk Vismoid who refused to pull and gloated about his second place afterwards. It truly disgusts me how Visma fans blame and threaten other riders, when the blame clearly lies with Visma. But I suppose it's only natural, after all the team also behaves like this.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.75516 del
>>75515
God that was such a cowardly interview by Hagenes. Slurping so shamelessly in one of the most cowardly finishes we've ever seen and then acting like he did such a great job. Fuck Visma.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.75517 del
Just witnessed a massive humiliation ritual.
Some boomer retired after 40 years of slavery at the company and only got a cheap bottle of champagne. And then they're surprised people stop caring about the company.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.75518 del
>>75517
What did he get

I could tell the American economy is in a downturn because normally I get Champagne as business gifts around the holidays, but last year I only got crappy American sparkling vin.

(America actually makes some exceptional sparkling wine, but Chandon ain't it)


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.75519 del
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Only 11 days until the best race of the year


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.75520 del
>>75518
A bottle of pierre darcys, that is what 40 years of servitude gets you these days.

They give better stuff to customers lmao


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.75521 del
>>75519
This looks like one of these Elden Ring places where these undead assholes keep coming unless you super kill them when they are down


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.75522 del
>>75520
€24,99 not bad. I would smash that bottle on the bossman's face


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.75523 del
It would be hilarious if the dude DNF'd


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.75524 del
>>75523
Sorry, but he wins the ronde. Script was already written.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.75525 del
In the Footsteps of the Tarnished
now there was a race


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.75526 del
>>75523
his reveal video was already filmed in december, they were playing the long game


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.75527 del
>>75520
>>75522
Hmmm not sold in US but looks like cheap plonk.

Most people here give Veuve Clicquot because it's seen as prestigious but not a very good Champagne.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.75528 del
>>75523
His speech about the red bull media machine was so cringe I hope Allah smites his collarbone sunday


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.75529 del
>>75527
40 years of work should get you something more than just champagne. Very motivating for everyone who saw it.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.75530 del
>Cycling under an anti-drone net in Kharkiv, Ukraine
This just gave me a great idea how to finally punish slurping and curing g2 syndrome


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.75531 del
>>75523
We already know Wout and Mathieu are WASHED UP and have NO CHANCE at following Pogacar. Seeing how early Remking gets dropped will be the only interesting part of the race this year.


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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.75533 del
Good news everyone.
WADA reports that nobody was positive for doping for the first time in 28 years in the last winter Olympics.
Keep working hard WADA lads!


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.75534 del
>>75532
Rusbert feasting


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.75535 del
>>75529
If someone gave me a bottle of Salon, Jacques Selosse, or Krug Clos du Mesnil as a retirement gift, I would be happy.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.75536 del


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.75537 del
>>75529
what is a good 10/20/30/40 year gift to you bertman?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.75538 del
When will Remclown chute


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.75539 del
>>75537
a French chateau with a view to roads commonly used for big ciclismo races


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.75540 del
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>>75459
the mildest food you can get there
it was still 40 km home so better safe than sorry


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.75541 del
another Decathlon masterclass


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.75542 del
>>75539
okay that's ten years sorted, what about twenty? a villa in como to watch the il giro and lombardy ?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.75543 del
>>75537
my mother got a watch for her retirement
me personally, give me a 100 euro beer basket or some shit


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.75544 del
>>75540
not you're finest schnitzelpost Brtek


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.75545 del
Gau the rat on a roll


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.75546 del
gau the rat relegated


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.75547 del
>>75546
https://x.com/Eurosport_ES/status/2040076988149354940

okay he deviates but I've seen so much worse shit than never goes punished


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.75548 del
>>75547
If he had moved slowly to his right he would have gotten away with it, but I guess that sudden burst to the side was too much.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.75549 del
>>75548
it's deserved but I wouldn't mind them being a little more consistent
coming tdf we will see some ridiculous stuff again where they'll turn a blind eye


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.75550 del
>>75540
guten


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.75551 del
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>>75517
>>75520
wagecucking the same boring dogshit job in the same dogshit company is a prospect beyond the categorization of grim
almost glad we won't have to experience that


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.75552 del
>>75551
We won't?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.75553 del
>>75540
I can't imagine riding my bike with some really fatty food and urquell in my stomach


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.75554 del
>>75552
we will all be freed by the nuclear flame


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.75555 del
>>75552
of course not
while there are still jobs everyone gets to hop every couple years, mostly by force because all old companies are dying here and then there will be no more jobs
and then we get holocausted


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.75556 del
>>75517
Devoting your life's best years to a company is self humiliation either way


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.75557 del
>>75553
A matter of proper training me bert


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.75558 del
>>75554
>>75555
Well maybe after the flame deluge, I will have more time to cycle and drink vin


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.75559 del
>>75558
biking in the nuclear wasteland sounds like fun
imagine the rampas in the crater


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.75560 del
>>75558
>>75559
imagine the coughing though


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.75561 del
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If Picnic end up outside of the top 30 (and they still exist next year) they are both obliged and not allowed to enter the GTs. What happens then


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.75562 del
>>75561
don't they only have a World tour license for this year?
they wouldn't be obliged and if they secure the license then the top 30 doesn't matter


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.75563 del
>>75559
>I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle, as I go riding merrily along...


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.75564 del
>>75562
If you have a licence then top 30 doesn't matter? So they could just sell everyone and go to a GT with Bert and friends?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.75565 del
Still 30 points ahead of Roojai! Not bad. Terengganu will have to step up


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.75566 del
>>75564
the license is 3 years and you could fuck around if you're financially stable I guess


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.75567 del
>>75566
I don't think some Berts are worse than Tim Naberman and Robbe Dhondt. Can you apply somewhere?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.75568 del
>>75565
>Roojai Insurance world tour team form farming UCI in Asia
make it happen


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.75569 del
>>75565
polti scored 60 points today, so they go down again


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.75570 del
Novo Nordisk has 0 points but they are not in last place. Look at these assholes


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.75571 del
>>75570
how do you get negative points


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.75572 del
>>75571
fines and penalties


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.75573 del
Mazowsze Serce Polski also has 0. Terrible. Even Team Universe has 4. I don't know where from, it says nothing on their page


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.75574 del
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>>75573
Quaedgod


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.75575 del
>>75574
The other question: how does Bart Buijk not have any negative points. Surely some of his activities would get some penalties...


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.75576 del
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do all these useless conti shitters get paid?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.75577 del
heat adaption bros we are coming out of hibernations


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.75578 del
>>75576
nah, HLN had a really nice article about the belgian team in the vuelta costa rica

>Meanwhile, Niels is back in Wetteren. Did the green jersey bring him anything financially? Hardly. “The green jersey came with a cash prize of 500 US dollars. Once there, the organization paid for all my hotels, my food, and my transport. But I had to pay for the plane tickets to Costa Rica myself. That cost me 1,600 to 1,700 euros. But the experience was totally worth it,” Niels beams.

dude is an employee in a bike shop


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.75579 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.75580 del
>>75573
You shall remember this name after they go regal on the coveted Tour de Kurwie.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.75581 del
>>75578
alright fair


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.75582 del
>>75580
I know this name of course but it is just a bunch of shitters now. The times of Budziński, Budziński, Banaszek, Banaszek and Banaszek is LONG gone


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.75583 del
>>75581
I know a female contirider and they don't even get sponsored bikes lel


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.75584 del
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>>75582
Stop saying that!
No, all in all papa Banaszek fucking off, now with his offspring going into NAT shitter proper tier and leaving him no leverage but some leftover money and influence is a very good thing.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.75585 del
>>75583
oh wow thats really grim even some of the better amateur shitter teams get a sponsored bike


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.75586 del
>“I asked my previous team for three years to be allowed to ride”: Remco Evenepoel looks forward to first Tour of Flanders

meanwhile patje

>I told him all those years that he had to ride the Ronde, but he didn't want to back then. Now he might have people who have more of an impact on him. Apparently, he has changed his mind, and someone has convinced him.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.75587 del
>>75586
One is crazy and the other one a drunken boomer. Who knows what the truth is, they probably don't even know it themselves


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.75588 del
>>75587
Don P isn't allowed to drink anymore and hasn't been for like 2 years


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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.75590 del
>>75588
do you think they bought him a bottle of suds when he retired


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.75591 del
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>>75589
GRANDE news


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.75592 del
>>75589
do grandes really have no young talent left


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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.75594 del
>>75589
No i po co?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.75595 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.75596 del
>>75589
Sometimes the smallest runners are the most GRANDE


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.75597 del
>>75590
This is not me


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.75598 del
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>>75595
What do you mean?
Him coming back was announced a while ago but jersey photo is new


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.75599 del
>>75597
what do you mean 'not you'


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.75601 del
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But on a serious note
What happens when Memco wins RVV, or g*d forbit, P-R, before W*ut does?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.75602 del
>>75599
This general is like a David Lynch film these days


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.75603 del
I'm not myself either sometimes


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.75604 del
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>>75602
I don't know what that means either


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.75605 del
>>75602
Judy?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.75606 del
>>75601
>didn't work for wout when wout was the team captain at the home world championships
>won more monuments than wout
>won a grand tour
>won both rainbow jerseys
>won both gold medals at the olympics
remco is mogging wout so hard like you wouldn't believe


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.75607 del
the schizoposting is on the rise lately
kindly confine that shit to 4cuck


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.75608 del
>>75602
I am in your house


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.75609 del
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dude bottles


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.75610 del
>>75609
is that dylan johnson's bike?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.75611 del
>>75602
Heineken??? FUCK THIS SHIT. DUVEL.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.75612 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.75613 del
>>75609
Imagine the mold


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.75614 del
>>75610
His recent YouTube bideo is ridiculous


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.75615 del
all berts should watch twin peaks, together


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.75616 del


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.75617 del
>>75613
I'm VERY suspicious of the low mount bottle. Surely all kinds of dirt (aka SHIT) get on that mouthpiece


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.75618 del
>>75617
how do you even comfortably reach it


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.75619 del
having grilled chicken schnitzel of my own for lunch


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.75620 del
>>75618
no idea I guess you have to stop for a swap


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.75621 del
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look who I found in some random comment section


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.75622 del
kek


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.75623 del
>>75622
he looks healthy and lost some weight


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.75624 del
>>75623
he did nearly die and had an abscess the size of a apple on his liver or something


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.75625 del
>>75619
>grilled
>schnitzel
no such things


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.75626 del
>>75624
christ
>>75621
christ x2 why is he everywhere


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.75627 del
Even without winning I think Remco will enjoy RVV a lot (as long as he doesn't crash) and keep riding it in coming years. Riding against all the guys that aren't semen slurpers will please him a lot. Like, when he gets dropped by Pogi he will actually have others pulling with him (is he manages to stay in g2), and that's something he doesn't get from his usual calendar.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.75628 del
Business idea: bring back the old parcours on odd years


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.75629 del
>>75628
you could definitely make something in between the current route and this one but not as long as the finish is in Oudenaarde
which they are paying millions for


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.75630 del
>>75629
Why do they have to be so greedy


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.75631 del
>>75630
kwaremont is probably the only decisive hill you can put like 5 VIP tents meters from the course
can't put shit on the muur except on the kermis part at the start


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.75632 del
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meanwhile on HLN


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.75633 del
>>75632
grugbros


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.75634 del
>>75632
Heh, my boy Iemand ANDERS once again getting disrespected


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.75635 del
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>>75632
wout stocks surging like oil prices


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.75636 del
>>75635
wow where can I buy $WOUT


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.75637 del
First 20 degree commute. We're so fucking back


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.75639 del


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.75640 del
>>75635
These people are fucking insane


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.75641 del
>>75640
if you don't accept Wout as God emperor then there is no place for you in this world


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.75642 del
surely wout won't crumble under this much pressure


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.75643 del
>>75641
Would there be a civil war if Remco beats Wout in a 2 man sprint?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.75644 del
The funniest part about Woutism is that its most strident opponent and critic is his own son.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No.75645 del
>>75643
he already has


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.75646 del
>>75645
I meant in the Ronde.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.75647 del
>>75646
I doubt it, there's a lot of remco haters but I don't know if they overlap with the wout disciples.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.75648 del
I did commit paypiggery. Not for a watch THOUGH. Helio strap from amazon, this is the best bung for b-ACK. If it does the job at the gym and tracking me vitals it will be chased by a watch as well.

>>75644
Nice try blueskybert.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.75649 del
>>75648
what does it measure outside of HR?


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.75650 del
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>eggs
<scored
>duvel
<poured
>grill
<heating
>schnitzel
<marinating
yea I'm thinking we comfy


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.75651 del
this bier hansl is the future of Czech cycling.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/roman-birhanzl


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.75652 del
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Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.75653 del
I don't understand why Wout has been hyped so much for RVV this year. He always comes short on those explosive hills. If there's a race I would still give him a winning chance it would be P-R, not RVV.


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.75654 del
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The velogames of Pais Vasco are now open


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.75655 del
Seixas 18. FUCK


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.75656 del
Only the absolute complete garbage is 4. No fucking secret picks


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.75657 del
VERY easy


Bert 04/03/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.75658 del
>>75657
>no Aranburu in Itzulia
Your first day playing?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.75659 del
>>75658
It looks too hard


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.75660 del
>>75658
Have you not seen Brtek picking a team when Arambaru is available.
That's how you know this screen is TOTAL psyops. Not that extra clues were even necessary.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.75661 del
>>75649
It's basically HR only but designed to be a non-stop monitor and extra stuff is derived from it.
I wanted to just stay with my wahoo wrist strap but it is a workout HR monitor with nothing extra. Which is fine but I wanted to have more noombeers and sleep monitored.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.75662 del
>>75661
Never understood this sleep monitoring thing. As someone with sleeping issue I know exactly how good/bad my sleep was. The only good thing about sleeping with my garmin is the ego boost of seeing a resting heart rate of 38 or something


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.75663 del
>>75662
I'm like 50/50 I will use this shit for sleep specifically for two weeks or so, and then 5 more times and then never bother again.
Having consistent (even if off against something more precise, with all the medical approvals), integrated noombers across time for gym, everyday shop runs, actual rides and overall health trends is why I am pigging for it.
Also pigging for basically the cheapest possible option, if it turns out this is a complete slop and gimmick I will be done with after a month.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.75664 del
>>75663
>>75662
got meself a coros apex 4 last fall and the sleep monitoring is nice, HRV monitoring works actually - knew I was getting a cold 1-2 days through the watch before actually feeling anything


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.75665 del
>>75664
how can you be sure that it wasn't the watch that gave you the cold?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.75666 del
>>75665
This, placebo'd yourself into sicknes


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.75667 del
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>>75665
now we're talking


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.75668 del
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>>75664
>>75665
>>75666
>smartwatch so smart, it's psyopping


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.75669 del
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>>75668
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Hope it won't one shot with a sekrit 5G beam.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.75670 del
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Two times a guy starting with an A, an S, a V, a B and one K.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.75671 del
today 15000 freds crowd my streets so I shan't be cycling


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.75672 del
Oh I just noticed GP Indurain is on today. Fun little race.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.75673 del
>>75672
why does doperjaw van scheetvelt do this race but not the actual stage race


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.75674 del
>>75673
Good question. Seems like a waste of shekels flying him to Spain only to replace him with someone else the next day...
But then again there is only 6 lotto guys confirmed for Itzulia and PCS Bert might be drinking again.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.75675 del
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Also I rode to the store this morning and my knee was killing me. It's officially over for me.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.75676 del
>>75675
god speed


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.75677 del
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yes


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.75679 del
>>75677
Bien sur. Imagine him being 4 points for the Le Tour. 95% teams would have him.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.75680 del
>>75679
bert please, everyone knows its you


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.75681 del
>>75680
Shan't be representing the shatan.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.75682 del
my boy magnum sheffield doing his 5th RVV in a row
for a chute merchant I do respect him for being in the classics every year


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.75683 del
>>75671
how many of them will perish


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.75684 del
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>>75683
people pay 100 euros or something just to do this
I will never understand it, the koppenberg everyone just walks because it is so congested


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.75685 del
>>75684
He has the same body as I do


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.75686 del


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.75687 del
>>75686
I mean you can see what kind of shoes he's wearing. losing lots of watts to the EVA foam of his sneakers.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.75688 del
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like is anyone enjoying this


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.75689 del
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>>75684
that larp can't possibly be worth it, how much fun is that really


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.75690 del
(216.15 KB 1331x786 Koppenberg Fun.jpg)


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.75691 del
Tibo NYS, heh, now that was runner


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.75692 del
>>75691
kneepain brothers feel his pain


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.75693 del
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does one dare


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.75694 del
>>75693
i love landismo but its objectively a bad choice


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.75695 del
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>>75694
there is another boomer that could take his spot


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.75696 del
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first one of the year


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.75697 del
>>75696
I knew some of them wouldn't make it


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.75698 del
How was your daily ride today bert? For me 2h lt1 during daughter's nap, felt nice to go fast-ish even though it's cold


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.75699 del
>>75697
just saw a helicopter fly over so another one is down


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.75700 del
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>>75699
these cobbled climbs are not for the faint of heart - quite literally


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.75701 del
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>>75700
there it is, rip autismbert


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.75702 del
>>75696
>>75701
good
people doing these things when they're not fit to do so should come with consequences


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.75703 del
>>75698
A rest day probably, might go for a run or something
It's cold and ridiculously windy, featherweight runners are getting blown the fuck away


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.75704 del
>>75698
Finally a proper ride for me. My HR really felt the tropezienne lmao


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.75705 del
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>>75704
why can't I live in the south of france
nice ride


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.75706 del
>>75704
Nice. Now I want a donut.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.75707 del
>>75706
It's not a donut THOUGH


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.75708 del
Yeah that looks NOTHING like a donut. Nice that Pierre Latour has a boulangerie now. I wish I had a boulangerie


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.75709 del
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>>75707
You are right.
It's a krof.
Also we live in the basque country with Jose Been. Time to switch audio .


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.75710 del
It's a Kobliha


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.75711 del
>>75710
Gesundheit


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.75712 del


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.75713 del
>Šiška
>Koblížek
>Krof
meanwhile
>Berliner Pfannkuchen


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.75714 del
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>>75713
>Pfannkuchen
Saupreißn!


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.75715 del
>attack by novax domen
rare


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.75716 del
>>75713
krapfen innit


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.75717 del
>>75716
korrekt


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.75718 del
God I thought Joseph Bean was contained to french races


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.75719 del
It's a Berliner Bol btw


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.75720 del
somehow its been raining for hours even though no rain was forecast


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.75721 del
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les dopeurs


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.75722 del
>>75721
Poor Morgado looks like he is in pain just thinking about cobles.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.75723 del
>>75721
I think they're going to do it differently this year. Kwaremont might be too early to launch


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.75724 del
why does Jokin Murguialday have bands? what national race did he win


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.75725 del
They are going hard on this climb.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.75726 del
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>>75724
lmao, this is allowed?
can a belgian team just put flemish colored stripes on their sleeves?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.75727 del
VAN EETVELT GOES SOLO


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.75728 del
tiberi is good again, everyone adjust


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.75729 del
Vino whipping his boys for missing the slag.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.75730 del
It's been months since I have heard this bitch speak beyond a soundbite that made me mute immediately.
Her main character syndrome got way worse.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.75731 del
>>75730
I am just watching Eurosport with all Sagan ads every 5 minutes in czech rather than go thru chose beam


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.75732 del
>be a turbopronuncer as your main gimmick
>don't know what sound does LL make in spanish

FUCK OFF


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.75733 del
I remember Mcnulty heeming Van Gils in this descent


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.75734 del
Old man Izagirre up for this


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.75735 del
finally captain america does something


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.75736 del
wow had no idea tiz cycling has turned into a right wing cesspool


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.75737 del
Zimmerbeast does something


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.75738 del
>>75736
Oh vey.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.75739 del
>>75736
kek was that you responding just now


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.75740 del
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>>75739
no i got banned for the original post


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.75741 del
>>75740
watch out he's fuming now


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.75742 del
>>75736
>>75740
very problematic!


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.75743 del
>some dude posts that the stream is frozen (it was)
>I should ban you for that
what kind of people are this


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.75744 del
>>75743
I'm sure the mod is well compensated for his work.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.75745 del
tibor wins the baby version of amstel gold race


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.75746 del
>>75745
stop posting and try to win Mauro


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.75747 del
That niece of Eric Vanderaerden is very unfortunate looking. At least in that 2025 photo


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.75748 del
>>75726
as long as it represents a region without its own UCI national champion I assume you can


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.75749 del
>>75746
vegas baby whooo


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.75750 del
Ion is so based, always attacking in this race


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.75751 del
the wrath of izaguirre should have dropped captain america earlier on
also fisher-blacked for some kudos


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.75752 del
the Spanish UAE team is their worst line-up


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.75753 del
>>75752
>Pablo Torres' even more fraudulent brother


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.75754 del
peleton slurping like crazy, what the fuck are vinos boys doing


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.75755 del
>>75753
>Celia Torres (Twin sister)
interesting, he shared the womb with a second egg.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.75756 del
Gap going up.
I've seen enough. The break makes it.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.75757 del
VAMOS ION


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.75758 del
VAMOS IZAGIRRE


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.75759 del
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SOUL


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.75760 del
HOLY BASED


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.75761 del
Kino


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.75762 del
yay


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.75763 del
Based oldfag.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.75764 del
humiliated the american


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.75765 del
this is a scary descent


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.75766 del
Emu is in this race


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.75767 del
Aranburu out of nowhere.
Adjust if you haven't already


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.75768 del
important victory for cofidis
and I didn't notice that lidl barely collected points this season yet.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.75769 del
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top12


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.75770 del
hirschi is a super fraud


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.75771 del
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top23


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.75772 del
cute family


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.75773 del
>>75769
Damnit I always pick Scaroni but 14 is just NUTS


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.75774 del
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>3 daughters
oh poor lad


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.75775 del
wait, that's 4 daughters if those girls are all his kids


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.75776 del
>>75771
so is his name officially spelled Ion or Jon?


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Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.75778 del
>>75776
depends on when wada is visiting, just in case


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.75779 del
Is winning in your home region on your retirement year the greatest thing ever? Might as well stop after next week as a hero.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.75780 del
>>75779
But this race is in Navarra and Ion is from Pais Vasco


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.75781 del
>>75779
Fabian retiring on Olympic gold isn't that bad


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.75782 del
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>>75781
ruined


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.75783 del
Alternatively you can scam teams for a decade after you stop being competitive and just not race.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.75784 del
>>75783
why does he need all that money
what is he doing with it


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.75785 del
>>75783
this guy has won 7 grand tours and all I can remember is his fraudulence
he's like the omega of ruining your legacy


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.75786 del
>>75785
Would you ruin your legacy for 20 million?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.75787 del
>>75786
certainly not if I already had plenty of millions from my legacy and a way of making further money through brand sponsorships without racing in the future


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.75788 del
>>75787
20 million is a lot of money. Brand sponsorship doesn't take you that far once you retire even for a guy like him.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.75789 del
>>75786
being as rich as he was already? no
I'd become a team manager at ineos and live the rest of my years of the speculation of "what if he didn't crash"


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.75790 del
>>75788
and what does he do with it that he can't do with his previous millions?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.75791 del
>ceriel diesel won a race


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.75792 del
>>75790
Pay off whistleblowers?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.75793 del
>>75790
buy villas in Israel for his zionist wife


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.75794 del
>>75790
It's always the wife/side bitch


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.75795 del
>>75786
Imagine how many schnitzels you can get for 20 million


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.75796 del
>>75686
Please no hate. It is my way as well. I don't like to be "stuck".


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.75797 del
>>75796
you know you can put those clipless pedals like really really loose too right?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.75798 del
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>>75796
After my one walk of shame was almost 10 km long, I will never laugh at anyone's pedal choice


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.75799 del
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>>75798
>actually 12.1km
better be left in the past


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.75800 del
>>75798
>After my one walk of shame
Please tell more


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.75801 del
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Hey Bert.
Movie starts in 2 hours!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.75802 del
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>>75800
It was the infamous #Valvegate scandal when my spare tubes had valves too short my me new wheels


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.75804 del
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I'm a bit scared for tomorrow guys. I think we're going to witness doping beyond everything we've seen


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.75805 del
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>>75804
Can't wait to smell the cobbles, beer, dopage and wout tears


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.75806 del
>>75805
Where will you be?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.75807 del
>>75806
kwaremont as the past 8 or so years


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.75808 del
>>75807
Throw beer at Sander DE PESTEL


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.75809 del
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And our boy SAINBAYAR is running his first monument! BIG stuff


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.75810 del
>>75807
How many litters of gueuze will be in the glaciere?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.75811 del
>>75808
beer throwers are subhuman


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.75812 del
I love bread so much berts.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.75813 del
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>>75812
Me too, just devoured my freshly baked sourdough bread like it was my last meal


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.75814 del
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWtoocPDNUm/

not gonna lie, those glasses are kinda cool


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.75815 del
>>75704
Do you still have the Canyon or another bike?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.75816 del
>>75814
kek he sounds like a toddler


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.75817 del
>>75815
Trusty giant


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.75818 del
>>75796
we can't tolerate that sorry
gotta take you out, no other way


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.75819 del


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.75820 del
>>75817
fuck I really miss the usefulness of outside cable routing


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.75821 del


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.75822 del
>>75821
what the hell how come they let narvaez go. Such a top tier hjaelper


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.75823 del
>>75822
they'll just sign seixas


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.75824 del
>>75822
there have always been rumours that he hated it at UAE, not sure why though


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.75825 del
>>75824
he also gets like 2 races a year he can ride for himself, probably less with del toro on the rise


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.75826 del
>>75817
that's some fresh white handlebar tape for the new season?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.75827 del
>>75824
Could probably be a leader anywhere else


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.75828 del
>>75822
He was so good last year. DIdn't think he had it in him
>>75826
That's an old pic. I don't change that often but my road bike is a fair weather bike so the tapes stay white a long time


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.75829 del
>>75825
he would have known that when he went over to them


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.75830 del
>>75829
Probably undercut by a mix of his own ego as well as Del Toro emerging as a team leader


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.75832 del
>>75829
in 2024 he was still able to beat del taco


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.75833 del
This one a bit out of the box


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.75834 del
>>75833
looked at it but don't think I'll copy, all this goombling on top 10 finishes is too much risk too little reward isn't it


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.75835 del
>>75833
>Valgren
he's a knower


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.75836 del
>>75834
The doped norge for 20 points is ridiculous


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.75837 del
>>75833
Will be adjusting this night thanks to this.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.75838 del
Wait they're sending the KING to RVV. This is so over


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.75839 del
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Just put a cheeky tenner on a wout win


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.75840 del
>>75839
Putting 10 cents of sam welsford


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.75841 del
>>75840
Finishing the race?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.75842 del
>>75841
insane bet, reaching the first climb will do


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.75843 del
>>75833
I have VALGREN and now I look a little silly
Adjusting


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.75844 del


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.75845 del
Big Mick will finish in front of Tiny Tim


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.75846 del
>>75844
Because once he wins the Grande Ronde everyone will be squeaking that I copied him from the youtube chud


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.75847 del
>Asked to put the experience alongside the achievements of a career that placed her among the greatest cyclists of all time, she did not hesitate. "I would say it's bigger than winning the Olympic gold, having a child of your own," said Van Vleuten on the Domestique Hotseat.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.75848 del
>>75847
what about having a child that wins olympic gold


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.75849 del
>>75838
I think their RVV team is definitely UAE's best monument team. Incredible number of guys who could top 10 the race.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.75850 del
>>75849
nah wellens and narvaez instead of rui and bjeug would be the best team they could field


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.75851 del
>>75850
Sure, I know the team could be even better under ideal circumstances, but that's just a testament to their RVV depth.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.75852 del
>>75850
Rui would be in no matter what


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.75853 del
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somebody put Memco in a cell


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.75854 del
Meh, you kinda have to pick Del Dopo for Itzulia. Too top heavy. Your Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly are great top 10 picks. For 12-14.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.75855 del
>>75854
Don't worry chief, I got you


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.75856 del
>>75853
why couldn't those girls prank Foss instead of grug?


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.75857 del
adjoosting


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.75858 del
>>75853
Put him in a straightjacket


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.75859 del
>>75855
Five (5) overlapping.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.75860 del
>>75855
I've tried to take the biggest favorites + useless cheap filler for most races this year and almost every time it has gone wrong


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.75861 del
>>75860
Same. I'm gonna goomble a little on one of the big boys turning out to be a fraud


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.75862 del
Yes, I have the entire top 3 in my team.

No, I don't have [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]. They're both fraudulent.


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.75863 del
>>75833
Fuck, I already have four of those picks myself


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.75864 del
scored a lot of duvels and half dozen miles of kayaq


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.75866 del
for me? attaques du wolvenbert


Bert 04/04/2026 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.75867 del
>>75804
> doping beyond everything we've seen
wout_wings.mp4 was real


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.75868 del
it's le nepo dopeur POEL's turn to win the ronde and this very /bert/ will clap like a bunch of trained seals


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.75869 del
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>>75868
You know, you are a negative person sometimes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.75870 del
>>75869
yes well


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.75871 del
Woke up early before the kid to do some adjoosting. First grug out, wout in, then the opposite, then at one point I had a full-uae team, then grug in again, and now I am 100% sure I have the winning team


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.75873 del


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.75874 del
>>75873
I wonder how his hotel is doing? Probably badly if he has to relentlessly shill mywoosh.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.75875 del
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saw the classic RVV pic in the newspaper today.
>life to be short to be unhappy, no?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.75876 del
It's time


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.75877 del
>>75876
Enjoy your Ronde bert


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.75878 del
>>75875
this is e3


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.75879 del
>>75875
Shameful display of cycling lore


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.75880 del
>>75871
So you finally put Remco in?
> Woke up early before the kids
Grim, my dog already has enough impact on my life.. I had to take a break from adjusting so she could go outside.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.75881 del
Quick bert, tell me which beer to buy for the ronde


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.75882 del
now let's see what the Germans write about RVV:
>Remco Evenepoel: the return of the lost son is thrilling the entirety of Belgium
I thought the blind woutism was overshadowing the remco story.
>"the link between Remco and RVV is deep and emotional" says Ralph Denk
oh come on.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.75883 del
>>75881
Paix Dieu if you can find it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.75884 del
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lmao wtf


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.75885 del
it's very windy in Belgium. adjust accordingly.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.75886 del
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Very windy here as well
I am going on a quick ride because they promise category Squeak hurricane in the afternoon


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.75887 del
MA-XIME DE-COMBLE!
MAAAA-XIIIIME-DEEEE..COMBLE!
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/maxime-decomble


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.75888 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.75889 del
Happy Easter berts, off to me mom, no stats today.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.75890 del
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That's it
I am picking AERT instead of POEL
One last rodeo


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.75891 del
you are supposed to find the eggs today, not burn them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.75892 del
>>75880
Nah Wout it is. I always wake up very early to have 30-60min of free time before the kid wakes up, nice to be able to eat in peace


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.75893 del
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oumi can speak dutch?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.75894 del
great interview with our boi Sainbayar on Eurosport


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.75896 del
kek riders all pissing in the tunnel


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.75897 del
picnic guy whipping out his dick in front of the camera, no decency. dude's could have taken a piss before the race.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.75898 del
praise the lord jesus


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.75899 del
jens saying remco > wout


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.75900 del
kek rui


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.75901 del
we gaan


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.75902 del
wout vs grug on surfboards


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.75903 del
any other STUYVEN believers?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.75904 del
waar is pogi? haven't seen him yet.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.75905 del
jens shitting more on wout on German Eurosport


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.75906 del
>>75905
Kek, french eurosport is full on Woutisme, sadly


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.75907 del
little captain america goes


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.75908 del
>>75906
I mean jacky put VDP, Wout and remco at the same level lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.75909 del
remking EVENEDOPE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.75910 del
German Eurosport commentators are irritated that UAE is wasting Nils Politt so much controlling who can get into the break.
meanwhile the headwins makes it really hard that a breakaway can establish itself.
now bertaczek is trying to form a one man break.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.75911 del
dorp? this looks like a city.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.75912 del
>>75911
It is. They're bamboozling


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.75913 del
Dillier in the break huh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.75914 del
SAINBAYAR on the break!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.75915 del
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fucking frison in the break. youtube velogoombler knew something.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.75916 del
>>75913
Yeah, Politt not happy about it


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.75917 del
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wout stocks rising while UAE has to waste their men


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.75918 del
bora just bullying migl bjerg


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.75919 del
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG STEFAN STEFAN KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.75920 del
burgos riders with really slippy hands


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.75921 del
assassination attempt on the dauphin


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.75922 del
Bettiol, now that was a rider


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.75923 del
I've seen enough, the break will win
1 Dillier
2 Sanbayar
3 Lamperti


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.75924 del
migl bjerg weak, politt so polite he took over


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.75925 del
wout and grug losing to fucking asgreen lol


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.75926 del
4 pointer red bull rider drizzers out


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.75927 del
>>75925
This is in my top 3 squeaking moment with Padun and wout dropping pog


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.75928 del
treinbert blocking the road


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.75929 del
DQ all of them


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.75930 del
>breakaway allowed to continue without having to wait unlike the pedalton
heh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.75931 del
did you account for the Belgian railways in your picks Bert?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.75932 del
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so how many DSQs today? the rules are clear.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.75933 del
RAIN!


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.75934 del
>rain
pray for memco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.75935 del
wout laché


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.75936 del
Oh that's a lot of rain. Grug regretting his sunny spain right now


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.75937 del
this better turns out to be the best ronde since fabian dropped boonen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.75938 del
>Radfahren an der Algarve ad
only if Portubert tells me about the locations where he gets his family feasts


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.75939 del
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now German Eurosport is shitting on Mads, that the race is too long with his suboptimal preparation of the chute and that Lidl should ride for Tim, Torn and Teutenberg.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.75940 del
anal emmatic soudal? wtf is this?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.75941 del
florian knows his place. as kurwabert is collecting eggs, let me check the velogames teams of the top 10 and other famous berts in the next post.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.75942 del
>5 minutes rant on 1X drivechain
Kek


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.75943 del
frfr on god:
pogacar-grug-f.vermeersch-huens-dewulf-deman
optakt enjoyer:
pogi-wout-f.vermeersch-hagenes-segaert-dewulf
treinbert:
pogi-wout-f.vermeersch-t.van dijk-vercouillie-dewulf
adam malysz:
pogi-wout-t.van dijk-f.vermeersch-dewulf-vercouillie
joe:
pogi-grug-berckmoews-hagenes-oliveira-dewulf
apustana qazaqstan:
pogi-grug-hagenes-segeart-huens-valgren
jan:
pogi-wout-f.vermeersch-hagenes-riesebeek-doull
pinot:
pogi-grug-dewulf-t.van dijke-valgren-hagenes
lennergy pharma:
pogi-wout-sheffield-valgren-huens-dewulf
don patje:
pogi-grug-t.van dijke-hagenes-kopecky-vercouillie
norbert:
pogi-grug-huens-t.van dijke-hagenes-de gendt
>using pedals:
pogi-grug-mozzato-dewulf-hagenes-vercouillie
bertaczek:
grug-pogi-valgren-segaert-t.van dijke-dewulf
quality organic self-grown riders:
pogi-wout-f.vermeersch-hagenes-planckaert-vercouillie
rolf er ren:
pogi-wout-mozzato-huens-valgren-segaert
kurwabert:
pogi-grug-asgreen-dewulf-geens-valgren
malawiman:
pogi-grug-t.van dijke-valgren-oliveira-dewulf
rusbert:
pogi-grug-grégoire-renard-haquin-aerts-dewulf
So glad i stopped watching this "sport":
grug-wout-andresen-lamperti-milesi-marsman


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.75944 del
One of the most demoralizing rides in long while

Both of my brakes decided to start rubbing randomly NOT even after using them, just out of nowhere.
The the sound from pedal keeps on happening and I can't for the love of me figure out what is causing it. I don't think it's assioma this time, might be cleats (thoroughly cleaned recently) or the cleat interface because I tried pedaling barefoot and it made no sound.
On top of that wind from hell that i scored 20 km/h on flat.

In the last few years I have conditioned myself to become irrationally angry whenever there's some sound coming from my bike it's unreal. I just give up trying to pedal and run home on autopilot scoring Z1. I am even considering throwing the pedal away altogether with the shoes and buying normal spd system like a reasonable wattlet would


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.75945 del
so pogi-wout has more pickers than pogi-gurg.
other popular picks today were:
f. vermeersch
huens
dewulf
t. van dijke
vercouilliie
hagenes
valgren
segaert


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.75946 del
in the other hand not many grégoire or mads believers.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.75947 del
>>75944
Power neerdry should be left for indoor r*ping anyway


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.75948 del
>>75944
before you throw them away, spray some WD40 in it. Could solve the issue. WD40 often solves a lot of issues.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.75949 del
>>75943
>>75945
Nodding with approval with me belly about to explode.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.75950 del
>>75945
So I wasnt the only one that saw the vercouillie post on sporza


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.75951 del
UCI communicated runners who ran the red light should be DSQ


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.75952 del
So everyone except W*ut and Mathieu


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.75953 del
>>75952
time for another retro showdown


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.75954 del
>>75953
Nothing will happen of course. Unless W*ut gets 4th behind three runners who ran the light


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.75955 del
Pogi 35
Dewulf 18
Hagenes 18
Grug 16
Wout 16
T. Van Dijke 16
Valgren 9
F. Vermeersch 8
Segaert 8
Vercouillie 6
Huens 5
Oliveira 5
Planckaert 4
Sheffield 3
Grégoire 3
T. Aerts 3
Abrahamsen 3
Berckmoes 2
Kopecky 2
De Gendt 2
Mozzato 2
Pithie 2
Stuyven 2
Lanhove 2
Renard-Haquin 2
Herregodts 2
Drizners 2
Deman 1
Riesebeek 1
Doull 1
Asgreen 1
Andresen 1
Lamperti 1
Milesi 1
Marsman 1
Laporte 1
Vandenstrome 1
Sheehan 1
Dillier 1
Affini 1
Askey 1
Remco 1
Pluimers 1


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.75956 del
>>75951
this might become one of those legendary retroactively removed tittle’s if pogacar wins


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.75957 del
>>75955
Remco only 1??


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.75958 del
Why is contador talking about flanders lmao


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.75959 del
>>75957
we will have all to apologize to Young Merckx WC Grooming - Opi-Oumi after the race. a true believer.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.75960 del
>Jambaljamts Sainbayar - RVV winner
make it happen


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.75961 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.75962 del
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Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.75964 del
>>75961
Jobbers should be excluded from fighting for position


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.75965 del
PCS flag SPOTTED


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.75966 del
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Where did our resident bert said he was? Kwakemont? Paterberg?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.75967 del
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>>75962
Now Renaat says there will be NO dq. I did my best


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.75968 del
>>75966
Kwaremont I believe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.75969 del
bert spotted in the VIP tent


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.75970 del
bert spotted in the porta potty


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.75971 del
sainbayar wins


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.75972 del
bert broken heart symbol de ronde


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.75973 del
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You now ynr that slowing down tactics from 2-3 years ago


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.75974 del
A mongol first on the Oude Kwaremont. And it wasn't Remco


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.75975 del
>>75973
where's postNL now heh


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.75976 del
squeakers already walking up


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.75977 del
banale


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.75978 del
ynr fatnik


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.75979 del
>>75971
big break, good gap, I believe


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.75980 del
every other cycling nation is looking down on this guest nation with its paid viewing zones


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.75981 del
1. Sainbayar
38. Remco
42. Pogi


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.75982 del
>>75981
STOP THE COUNT


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.75983 del
Cosneking fan club spotted


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.75984 del
patat


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.75985 del
fuck off Astana, you can collect UCI points in shitter races


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.75986 del
wout pulling for hagenes and brennan?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.75987 del
grug with terrible positioning again


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.75988 del
fuck off tietema, should have gotten into the break if you wanted to show off.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.75989 del
>>75988
But there is one in the break


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.75990 del
cosneking taking a nap


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.75991 del
well that was a swift chute.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.75992 del
CHUTE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.75993 del
I should watch ciclismo more often on the Svizzera-Italian tv. they seem to have a direct link to Gianetti and UAE know stuff first.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.75994 del
KING DNF


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.75995 del
>>75994
uhm pogisisters? gap not really going down either


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.75996 del
troon aerts with a mechanical


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.75997 del
GREGOIRE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.75998 del
hagenes pickers in shambles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.75999 del
laporte and magnier
do you believe?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.76000 del
was that our boi or FAGundez giving up?


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.76001 del
>>75997
HUENS according to PCS


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.76002 del
chasse patate kopecky


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.76003 del
abrahamsen pickers in shambles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.76004 del
Fuck.
Abrahamsen pickers in shambles


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.76005 del
Abrahamsen pickers? They're in shambles to be honest.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.76006 del
I imagine one of our Berts living in this street.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.76007 del
Swift is going kill himself swapping shoes.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.76008 del
Morgado does not look happy


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76009 del
Chute


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76010 del
kluckers in the canal


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76011 del
Teethman at the front to get some order back into this race


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.76012 del
Lol what an idiot. Almost Maciejuk'd the rest


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.76013 del
swift even put on the aero sock over the shoe. now this is autism.


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.76014 del
Sainbayar lachee


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.76015 del


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.76016 del
SAINBAYAR LACHEE


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.76017 del
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Sainbayar lachee


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76019 del
our guy struggling


Bert 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76021 del
Last for Pogi



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