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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No. 74005
Edition edition

>Current and upcoming road races
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>72956


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.74006 del
The VIP tents of mammon already present


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.74007 del
>>74006
they've been there for 2 weeks already, the vip scene is insane these days


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.74008 del
Trentin has been looking so good this spring, always near the pointy end.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74009 del
MORGADO GOES SOLO


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74010 del
MORGADO unchained


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.74011 del
Dewulf is not going to get top 30 is he :(


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.74012 del
>>74008
gouden greg is praising him right now on live tv


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.74013 del
They are letting SHEFFIELD of all chuters ride cobbled cyclassics?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.74014 del
luv matje, me


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.74015 del
>>74011
if a new group splits from the peleton he can latch on


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.74016 del
Morgado not normal. Has he finally embraced these races?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.74017 del
>>74016
he hates cobbles so much he just wants to be done as fast as posssible
150 IQ tactics


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.74018 del
>>74017
Hmm like when you are cold just go faster. That's very smart


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.74019 del
>>74013
Came 6th in Flanders in 2024


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74020 del
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Who was that Bert again who thought it was a good idea to not pick Mathieu. Maybe we can share a laugh here


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74021 del
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>>74019
cam in 1st in Flèche Brabançonne 2022, also with nasty cobbles


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.74022 del
Zingle doing a Nibali https://x.com/Lv_Cycling/status/2037542912485961987


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74023 del
gonna have to start picking Thewolf


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74024 del
>>74015
Doesn't seem to happen. He is fucked


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.74025 del
>>74022
shame nobody has this footage for MSR


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.74026 del
>>74021
>group 2 the webm


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74027 del
>>74024
group is small enough top 30 + breakaway points
I'll take it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74028 del
>>74022
Wow you don't expect this from Visma runners


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.74029 del
>>74022
There's about 6 million spectators around the round and every single one of them has camera in their stinky hands, yet they still dare to do this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.74030 del
>>74021
My favourite thermonuclear attack, nothing the others can do really


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.74031 del
>>74029
on a climb even, not some farm road with nobody around


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.74032 del
please Grug win RVV 🙏


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.74033 del
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPPPPPP


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.74034 del
damn I almost took PER but don't like taking Visma if I can help it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.74035 del
3 rouleurs in G2, these guys could make it


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.74036 del
>>74034
I fucking had him too and then went for Van Dijke


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.74037 del
mads beasting


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.74038 del
Ehh Mads I do need some points from you in the sprint later


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.74039 del
>>74038
lol and vacek slurping at the back pretending to not be there


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74040 del
I've did two late adjustments and they've both been a disaster.
>to almeida from whatever was the mix of gall, martinez, ricci,
>to laporte from whatever was the current +16 pointer, morgado, florian, tibor


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74041 del
based stan d. wulf


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.74042 del
Duckie :)


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.74043 del
Regretting dropping Vermeesch for Laporte, but at least I have Hagenes, so hoping Laporte can do good in G3 sprint at least


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.74044 del
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>>74040
How did you miss Dewulf. Terrible!


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74045 del
Of course they should be able to catch him, of course they will not catch him.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74046 del
Lol who is this asshole


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.74047 del
grug is strong but he will be devoured by pogacar, this level is not high enough


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.74048 del
>>74046
thats Roodhooft


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.74049 del
>>74047
Losing time to these shitters. It:s over


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.74050 del
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>>74044
Fixated on my boy MAŁECKI


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.74051 del
pogacar is winning PR, I've seen enough


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.74052 del
if POEL gets caught he might as well DNS the flandrian grande ronde


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.74053 del
wow they are close as fuck


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.74054 del
Heh Pithie drops, that will be 14 velocoins


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.74055 del
this has really been a 70km+ solo effort, I don't think he's as weak as it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.74056 del
E3 is now borderline a sprint race


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.74057 del
They are catching him.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.74058 del
This would have been an ez pz win for W*ut tbh


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.74059 del
that decathlon train could unironically catch him but dewulf is fucking it up lmao


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.74060 del
The gap bouncing around between 9 and 15 who knows what it really is.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.74061 del
>>74060
it's 8 I just counted


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.74062 del
>>74061
If it stays like that until under 3k hes good


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.74063 del
stan dewulf wheelsucking for that 2nd place let's fucking go


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74064 del
Mathieu digging in now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74065 del
>>74063
he'll also get a tip from Canyon


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.74066 del
he's definitely skipping gent wevelgem after this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74067 del
Yes hello waar all my riders?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74068 del
Much better finish than expected 40k ago


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74069 del
the power of not slurping


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74070 del
Vermeersch strong


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.74071 del
Florian will win it I guess.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74072 del
Tadej could never have me rooting for him like this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74073 del
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meanwhile


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74074 del
>>74021
Norwegians are retarded


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74075 del
hahaha


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.74076 del
Vermeersch absolutely disgusted at the break lol


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74077 del
Quintessential slurp.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74078 del
Heh top retards, nice win by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74079 del
Shameful display


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.74080 del
fucking norwegians


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74081 del
pogacar will make mince meat out of him


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74082 del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was tactically BRILLIANT by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.74083 del
he ded?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74084 del
Lmao, McEwen talking like this was some 4D chess giga IQ move by Grug


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74085 del
>haha you caught me guys!
<not


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.74086 del
>>74084
I mean it was


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.74087 del
RVV won't be pretty unless Pogi punctures every third climb


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.74088 del
at least 3 matches have been burned today


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.74089 del
>>74086
Lol, no way he started easing up to coax the G2 into stop working together. He was dead


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.74090 del
he looks bonked as fuck


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.74091 del
>>74089
he had enough to dig in for the last 700m


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.74092 del
these niggas can't even show the top 10 anymore


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.74093 del
Last win for how long?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.74094 del
>>74093
he is winning RVV, I changed my mind


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.74095 del
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lund favorite for gent wevelgem imo


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.74096 del
>>74095
There is Maaus, Jappe, Brennoid, Magnier, but he up there with them for sure.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.74097 del
>>74093
Forever


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.74098 del
>>74096
brennan is sick


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.74099 del
>>74098
Grok, is this true.
You also win this, by a lot.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.74100 del
>>74099
deserved after all the sprinter cheaters fucked me in catalunya


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.74101 del
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>>74100
Well I would like my climbers to unchute then.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.74102 del
>>74101
pidcock warned you he wasn't going for GC, this was all planned


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.74103 del
Heh, my boy Grisel 53rd, just needs more time...


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.74104 del
Last squeak for the day, had a team with Strand, Vermeersch, Aimé and Van Hemelen. Just not touch it, fuck.
Ok thank you for readning my whinepost, sure I have had it all figured out.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.74105 del
Maybe he should reconsider his 40mm handlebars


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.74106 del
you know who is really fraudulent this year?
Vacek, not a single chute and he never does shitn no attacks no nothing. Almost looks like he's cycling against his will.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.74107 del
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what was axelgaard thinking


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.74108 del
zingle DSQ too


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.74109 del
>>74108
good, dirty rat


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.74111 del
>>74110
Humm I didn't pay attention it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.74112 del
>>74110
they got cocky after bringing wout back in MSR it seems


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.74113 del
>>74110
lmao deserved DQ but it doesn't really do much for a 1 day race


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.74114 del
>>74113
I assume it's paired with a card and fine


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.74115 del
>>74114
I would have to go read up on the yellow card rules to see if they've been changed from last season. They have been meaningless so far.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.74116 del
I think it's safe to say that Wout is the moral victor today


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.74117 del
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pas normal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.74118 del
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>ride average temperature: 1°C


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.74119 del
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>>74118
15 here, but VERY windy


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.74120 del
>>74106
Lmao vacek
everytimes its like "omg vacek did this, omg vacek did that" and in the end 0 results.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.74121 del
Just watched the race, why the fuck did grug feel the need to go there? He had a teammate+ Tim was pulling as well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.74122 del
>>74121
he wanted to prove something


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.74123 del
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abrahamsen lekkere ride


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.74124 del
>>73909
It's an acquired taste really. Also for some reason the blog aspect of bertcyc helps with the motivation.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.74125 del
>>74116
saved his matches while MvdP burned his last


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.74126 del
>>74121
Because he's an idiot sometimes


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.74127 del
>>74124
>blog aspect of bertcyc helps with the motivation
true
I might give them another try but might need some rest before. also the 300w 1h ftp estimate from my ramp test yesterday is not correct imho, should be more like 280-285


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.74128 del
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He is never winning a Monument anymore. It's over. Even W*ut is better now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.74129 del
>stan d. wulf 405 points
next year he will be 18 points


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.74130 del
>>74120
vacek is the biggest bertaczech psyop ever


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.74131 del
>>74106
I was thinking the very same thing today
He is WASHED


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.74132 del
>>74129
Velobert SEETHING rn


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.74133 del
>“We received a report ten kilometers from the finish line that Zingle had been taken out of the race,” says the Belgian former cyclist. “At first we didn’t know what it was about, but later we heard there were images of him hanging onto the car.”

>Reportedly, it was not Wynants, but general manager Richard Plugge who was behind the wheel. “Look, we regret the incident. This does not contribute to the image of cycling. It happened in the background after a flat tire and it did not affect the result, but it should not have happened.”

>“Once again: we regret the incident and accept responsibility. Just because something like this happens often in races does not give us the right to do the same.”

lol not an ounce of regret in that statement


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.74134 del
>>74133
kek they are only sorry that they got caught


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.74135 del
>>74133
Why should they be. The whole cycling world spent a week praising them bringing wout back behind the car


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.74137 del
>>74136
Is there a gif of it?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.74138 del
>>74137
no video, no one knew he went off


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.74140 del
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GC. >>74139


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.74141 del
Kurwabert humbled


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.74142 del
>>74020
>E3 Saxo Classic Rank: 441 of 3828
usually I'm like 2600/3800 so my tactic worked VERY well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.74143 del
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however I was unaware of dewulf's existence, had I picked him instead of Turdling I would've won bigly


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.74144 del
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>>74143
>He doesn't know about the dung king


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.74145 del
>>74144
kek that was him oh wow


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>>74144
I always thought that was Jorgenson until a Bert( you ?) explaind otherwise. Funny how memories work...maybe I always hoped it was Jorgenson.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.74147 del
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>>74146
you're probably thinking of this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.74148 del
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I did some laundry in the washing machine and suddenly felt a sharp pain in my lower back. I am now lying down. It is over


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.74149 del
>>74136
>"I was drinking and misjudged a corner," Pidcock explains.
mhmm sipping on your biden at 70km/h might not be the smartest thing


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.74150 del
there's also a massive remco cope and seethe interview on sporza
that guy really isn't normal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.74151 del
>>74148
you're a member of team back pain now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.74152 del
>>74150
details we need details


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.74153 del
>>74150
Lol he is actually pretending it was all team work and he didn't have to ride because Lipowitz was ahead. And that Lipowitz also profited from this. I wonder if he actually believes this


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.74154 del
>>74152
>>74153
basically this, he believes he could have closed the gap easily to G2 and maybe even jonas but it wasn't up to him
and that it was good that lipo was ahead so he could save his sprint (for 6th) for some reason


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.74155 del
>Evenepoel was also able to offer some nuance regarding the fact that he had to let Vingegaard—his biggest competitor—ride ahead. "His attack was very strong, especially with that crosswind. So it wasn't easy to follow," he said.

>"But once the groups had formed, due to the situation that unfolded, I did have a few kilometers where I wasn't suffering. Perhaps there was more to be gained, but this is still a good result for the team. The gaps to the second and third place finishers aren't huge either."

if his ego keeps inflating he might actually start flying up the mountain


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.74156 del
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88th Gent-Wevelgem is stacked
so many good picks


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.74157 del
>>74154
I saw a race where Remco got dropped like a stone when Jonas accelerated a bit, then couldn't follow the rest either and also couldn't drop a group of shitters like George Bennett of all places so he was seething and gesturing. And none of this had any effect on Lipowitz. But maybe I saw a different race or something


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.74158 del
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legend


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.74159 del
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>>74155
lmao


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.74160 del
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van der Poel? he's past his peak


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.74161 del
I wish In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem (1.UWT) was tomorrow, weather is beyond grim all day


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.74162 del
Carb loaded today, let's see how it works out tomorrow


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.74163 del
>>74162
you going BIG in this weatherconomy?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.74164 del
never seen such a severe case of g2 syndrome in my life, everyone in that group should be executed


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.74165 del
>>74163
Sunny, no wind, but cold
But I expect a weather betrayal


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.74166 del
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>>74159
Lel .
How much is this guy being paid again?


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.74167 del
>>74162
Remember to hydrate also as well


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74167
I only have one 1 liter bidon and one rape-friendly small one. It's gonna be a disaster.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.74169 del
>>74168
I mean pre-hydrate. Drinking lots throughout the day before does help a fair bit.


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.74170 del
>>74169
I see, good point


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.74171 del
>>74170
>>74169
more pros are starting to use creatine as well which has a side benefit of increasing water retention


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.74172 del
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My body water composition is about 80 percent grand cru Burgundy right now


Bert 03/27/2026 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.74173 del
>>74160
> Van Aert
Who do you think is gonna sprint from the labrats?
Hint, it's not wva


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.74174 del
first race day of the year tomorrow
hoping for goede benen


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.74175 del
>>74174
Whazt race?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.74176 del
>>74173
van aert will be selfish and attack


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.74177 del
>>74171
>>74170
this and salt loading - helps retain water aswell


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.74178 del
>>74175
just me local kermit koers


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.74179 del
>>74177
I add salt in my bidens in summer for electrolytes, so I don't end up being crampy.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.74180 del
Salbybros we finally beat the mighty Barbier. Meanwhile a Vinokurov reject on course to win the GC.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.74181 del
€49 for PCS PRO is a steal when you compare it to many (glossy) cycling magazines:

30-50% actual content (incl 20-40% branded content or advertorials)
50-70% ads & photos
€50 per year for just 4 issues

With PCS PRO, you get full coverage all year long #NoAdsMoreStats


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.74182 del
If you don't believe in PCS Pro, you don't believe in anything.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.74183 del
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>its going to snow all day


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.74184 del
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>>74183
time to rape eh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.74185 del
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Oh nono


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.74186 del
>>74183
It's either snow or getting sunburned and heat stroked in Malle


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.74187 del
>>74186
there is another way


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.74188 del
>>74186
Or 90km/h tramontagne


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.74189 del
>>74184
>>74186
>>74188
>everyone gets fucked by weather in one way or another
heh well i'm going for a hike through the woods or so


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.74190 del
>>74185
This would have never happened in One Cycling


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.74191 del
>DNS piddler


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.74192 del
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>>74184
yes time to vine, we've all seen what happens when you go outside thanks to our comrade finbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.74193 del
>>74191
crazy that he finished yesterday


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.74194 del
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>>74191


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.74195 del
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>>74191
should have drank the pivos


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.74196 del
I just found out one davide gaudi is in catalunya


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.74197 del
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>>74195
>“I was drinking on the descent and misjudged a corner. I overshot it and went down the ravine."


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.74198 del
>>74191
Right after I was back it is now over


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.74199 del
race not even started yet
>Crash in peloton


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.74200 del
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>Peloton chute


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.74201 del
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Mas bros, they're holding our last rites


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.74202 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4qhX--sPuc [Embed]

Veistroffer pre race interview
"I'm not tired neither when i wake up in the morning nor at night"
"There's some pretty strong italian guy who scored some KOM point yesterday it seems"
"Maybe i can defend the jersey if the planets are aligned"

Overall seems like a pretty cool guy.
Also you won't be able to tell but his french is very "countryside-esque" like good ol'


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.74203 del
>>74202
his interview after he won that stage in Oman was also cool


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.74204 del
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a-are there echelons today?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.74205 del
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>>74204
AAAAAAA
inb4 PCSman delusion and it's actually just a breakaway


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.74206 del
>>74201
>DNF Heßmann
so it was him?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.74207 del
>almeida in the breakaway
the end times have come


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.74208 del
>>74207
its CATTANEO, but LEKNESSUND is there


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.74209 del
I've seen enough
1. Byron Munton
2. Cararat
3. Vingegaard
25. Steinhoser


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.74210 del
>>74180
We are SO back!


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.74211 del
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I wonder if thats average or NP


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.74212 del
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well I guess it must be average of course, I don't think strava tracks NP PRs anywhere


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.74213 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.74214 del
>>74211
>>74212
Wtf


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.74215 del
>>74211
looking at abrahamsen he was pushing 400-500 when he was in the wind at the end


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.74216 del
>>74211
broken powermeter


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.74217 del
>>74215
yea I'm looking at it right now and you can see whenever he's in the front he's doing 450+ for the 20-30s he's pulling. It checks out since they did near catch him


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.74218 del
>>74213
Kek what is this


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.74219 del
>>74213
the fishhead is actually somewhat funny 2bqh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.74220 del
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I wonder how much lidl is wasting on this absolute loser


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.74221 del
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>>74213
jajaja q divertido los huevos


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.74222 del
Ok, now that the next french TDF winner is basically assured, who wins the next RVV? The next Roubaix?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.74223 del
>>74222
Per strand hagenes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.74224 del
>>74223
We're annexing Norway?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.74225 del
>>74222
Grisel


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.74226 del
Mads P sick and skipping Wevelgem
adjust


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.74227 del
>>74226
Horrible year for LIDL


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.74228 del
>don't cry because it's over
>smile because it happened
- jens voigt, 2026


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.74229 del
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we're live in catalunya, maybe vingo will drop memco here


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.74230 del
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>>74213
heh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.74231 del
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>>74226
it's over


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.74232 del
>silly wave
>kissy-kissy


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.74233 del
>>74232
it's wholesome


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.74234 del
stop calling him brian munton you muppets


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.74235 del
is there any info whether memco did fast during ramadan this year again?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.74236 del
>>74235
he didn't


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.74237 del
So, does the coverage for Coppi Bartali come on after the stage is over?

WTF?!?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.74238 del
>>74235
ye it was reported in this very general that he did not take part in fasting but observed Ramadan at a sprititual level (same way I take part in professional cycling)


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.74239 del
VEISTROFFER LACHEE


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.74240 del
KOM guy dropped on big climbs :) classic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.74241 del
jake stewart looks very dutch


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.74242 del
lovely rampa inhumana


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.74243 del
visma and decathlon cooking memco


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.74244 del
>>74213
>Twitter


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.74245 del
a new Birdsong, interesting


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.74246 del
god crod is so bad


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.74247 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.74248 del
Solar suffering on those rampas


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.74249 del
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Landa lachee


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.74250 del
where's blobloblo even riding to
60km solo?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74251 del
What happened to Elite this week. Haven't watched a single stage


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74252 del
>>74251
chuted in a descent


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.74253 del
>>74252
lame


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.74254 del
>>74250
got to get your TV attack in before you get dropped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.74255 del
Really love the cycling in the snow esthetic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.74256 del
So Fishman puts another minute into the frauds today.
What I'm more interested is if he will try to win tomorrow. Prestigious classic stage and all that.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.74257 del
>>74256
if remco tries he'll punish him for fun


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.74258 del
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>>74255


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.74259 del
amazing shots


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.74260 del
does the break make it? [y/n]


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.74261 del
GUERIN got really into his spot in the fabled, clean side of Anicolor.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.74262 del
>>74260
N


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.74263 del
>>74260
y


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.74264 del
come see Georgia you guys


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.74265 del
>>74260
N


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.74266 del
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>>74260
n
Jonas is scared


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.74267 del
pogacar went solo on the next climb last time they did this stage
will vingo have the balls


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.74268 del
Bårdseng coin is rising


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.74269 del
time for memco to make some dumb move


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.74270 del
rip joao


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.74271 del
I almost picked Almerda because his last results in stage races GC were 3 3 2 1 1 1 6 2 2. Then I realized researching statistics never works so you do the opposite


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.74272 del
based duo in the front


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.74273 del
>>74271
statistics don't work when the rider chutes anyway


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.74274 del
>>74273
Amount of chutes is also a statistic


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.74275 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.74276 del
memco betraying lipowitz


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.74277 del
Attaque de Lipobitch. All according to Remco's tactics


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.74278 del
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>Remco leading out Lipo


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74279 del
sepp kuss did nothing of worth for vingo


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74280 del
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stolen from rusbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.74281 del
Vuelta winner Sepp Kuss dropped.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74282 del
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It's time.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74283 del
>>74281
Misspelled doped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.74284 del
He is actually doing a good job here. Born to be a domestique


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.74285 del
>>74281
define "vuelta"
define "winner"


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.74286 del
>>74283
You are a either doper or you are a fraud.
Very elite few are both.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.74287 del
Huh Eulálio is really there?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.74288 del
bloblo doing his utmost to not get dropped


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74289 del
Remco bombing the descent.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74290 del
>>74288
regretting his earlier actions


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.74291 del
camera shots looking back at the descent coming on are so stressful


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.74292 del
my stream is shitting the bed


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.74293 del
>>74292
daddy is working fine


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.74294 del
>>74293
I switched to the 720p TIZ which is apparently on youtube now instead of just not working


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.74295 del
>>74292
I am watching Eurosport with vintage terrible commentary. Jan Hermsengod who has no clue about anything. Yesterday in the last km he was like "wait where is Pidcock?"


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.74296 del
eulalio is indeed there


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.74297 del
>remco pacing in front
rip galls podium


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.74298 del
>>74297
birdsong should drop for onley and get them back


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.74299 del
>>74298
agreed


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.74300 del
>>74298
G is coming for help


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.74301 del
>>74299
ciccone is based and doing it
the ineos guy is a traitor


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.74302 del
doesn't help that the only teammate that could help Gall is somehow even a worse descender


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.74303 del
attaque thermonucleaire incoming


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.74304 del
Gall is fucked


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.74305 del
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>>74159
>This guy is...


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74306 del
EF is a fun team but they don't have the support for a real GC challenge


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74307 del
>>74304
Literally?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.74308 del
>>74298
he is just now waiting for him, a bit late innit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.74309 del
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That's an interesting way to describe the race situation, thank you PCSbert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.74310 del
>>74306
they never really ride for GC
Carapaz just does whatever and sometimes he ends up in a good GC spot when they let him go


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.74311 del
>>74310
he never had a teammate in the final climbs in the last Giro and Vuelta where he came 4th, it's a huge disadvantage


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.74312 del
>Berga

It's on a hill. Bravo.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.74313 del
Man, Eulaliu is quite not normal


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.74314 del
>>74311
sure that's true but for that vuelta the only reason he got 4th in the first place is because he got a free 3 minutes gifted to him $how do you support such a random dude


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.74315 del
will the parrot paint


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.74316 del
>>74314
nah he would have gotten on the podium regardless if O'Coomer hadn't been gifted five minutes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74317 del
Vingegaard attaque thermonucleaire any time now


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74318 del
>>74317
Why, he can just not give a shit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74319 del
Skelly dissapointing every time again


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74320 del
>>74316
he was minutes behind in the first week on everyone not o'connor too


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.74321 del
>>74318
his team worked all day, he will go


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.74322 del
>>74318
so he can kiss his family photo in peace


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74323 del
Come on...do something


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74324 del
>>74323
they're waiting for the 9% part


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.74325 del
>>74320
GTs all about the 3rd week innit


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74326 del
ez win


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74327 del
>>74323
hansen came on and did something


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.74328 del
attaque ordinaire


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.74329 del
>>74327
>hansen

Lance would never


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74330 del
lipo is a diesel, lenny suffering


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74331 del
Lenny is one tough little squeaker. And slurper


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74332 del
lipowitz is closing him down the gap is shrinking slightly
vingobros??


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.74333 del
Jonas not that far off tbh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74334 del
>>74330
Lipo > Pellazari > Remco

Whay are they paying Remco so much?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74335 del
>>74332
Is this happening in your mind?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.74336 del
memco riding into a good GC spot, he could do some memery tomorrow


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.74337 del
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>>74335
yes


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.74338 del
>>74336
he could do a strong post race interview


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74339 del
>>74338
based


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74340 del
Very impressive from little Lenny.
Didn't think he has it in him yet.
That means if I pick him next time he will explode at some point.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.74341 del
>>74338
he did good today, his leader moves up one spot, he moves up


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.74342 del
>>74341
You just know he was hoping Lipowitz didn't win. Which of course was a given with the fishmonger


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.74343 del
Poor Gall.
As a fellow descendlet I feel his pain.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.74344 del
Tao Geoghegan Hart


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74345 del
man why did Pidders have to chute


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74346 del
Good points in Valencia for me but I'm so far back I already don't care anymore. Feels good


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.74347 del
I'm glad my boy super SEPP saved some matches today


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.74348 del
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>1234


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.74349 del
>>74348
based painter of parrot believers


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.74350 del
>Further scans reveal significant knee ligament damage for 🇬🇧 Tom Pidcock after his Catalunya crash
bye bye


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.74351 del
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>>74350
just needs some ice


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.74352 del
grotesque


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.74353 del
>>74350
Oh damn, means I won't be picking him in my veloteam for the foreseeable future even when he comes back.
Anyway, finally back in Finland, in the trein home right now. As if the trip couldn't have got worse, my bike is apparently still stuck in Palma de Mallorca. Well I won't be riding outside in any case...
Also, any tips for the Gent-Wevelgem goomble?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.74354 del
>>74353
>Also, any tips for the Gent-Wevelgem goomble?
word on the street is that Miquel Pau is the secret pick


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.74355 del
>>74353
no the velotubers have not posted yet


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.74356 del
>>74353
lots of tailwind all day but everyone except visma wants to sprint


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.74357 del
Vingo 20 seconds faster than Pogi in 2024. Even Remco was faster than Pogi in 2024. It's over, he's finished. This time for real, right?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.74358 del
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>>74353
>my bike is apparently still stuck in Palma de Mallorca
F


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.74359 del
>>74357
pogi also went solo halfway the stage, he could've wheelied up the final climb


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.74360 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.74361 del
>>74356
Why would Visma not want their British wunderkind to sprint tomorrow?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.74362 del
>>74361
why didn't they just win dwars door last year by attacking powless
you know the answer


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.74363 del
also brennan has been sick, I've posted it before

>“He arrives today (Friday). He has fallen behind due to illness, but things are moving in the right direction.”

>“He might not play in In Flanders Fields on Sunday yet, but certainly in the week after,” said Van Dongen.

I give you this info for free


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.74364 del
>>74363
thank you


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.74365 del
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Consider this


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.74366 del
>>74365
Yes, I see it.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.74367 del
>>74365
I would pick an alpecin jobber instead of de gendt for grug and philipsen points


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.74368 del
de lie for 26 is usury 2bh


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.74369 del
>>74368
still punished for being 10 points that one season


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.74370 del
>>74363
Yes, this is true.
This doesn't mean he won't be perfectly fine but the baseline is that he was sick very recently and wasn't just sleeping it off.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.74371 del
>>74367
Good call, I can squeeze in SENECHAD too.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.74372 del
I can't even find the axelgaard list


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.74373 del
So do I pick Grug + a couple of shitters or Brennan/phillipsen/Magnier and a couple of not-so-shitters?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.74375 del
>>74374
not feeling this one to be honest


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.74376 del
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Alright, locked in


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74377 del
>>74375
Jape under rated if you ask me


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74378 del
>>74374
thanks but is that edited? Brennan is sick and wout for 4 after the team car hjaelping was detected?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.74379 del
>>74374
he made this weeks ago, I don't think grug is gonna pull another 60km solo and I don't think he will ride with someone like wout in his wheel when philipsen can win


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.74380 del
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Alright, final adjustment


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.74381 del
So after the grug 446w for 90 mintues people started complaining about the shimano power meter that were complete rubbish. Apparently any crank based powermeter on shimano is guarenteed to be wrong, and not by a little bit? Sounds crazy I wonder how many berts post inflated power number itt


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.74382 del
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Don't forget the other race happening tomorrow.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.74383 del
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>49 eggs
>4600 kcal
Yes, well, but let's not do this again anytime soon


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.74384 del
>>74383
properly fueled bertacek is a monster


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74385 del
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>>74380
It's not final.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74386 del
>>74383
Great job, my ass wouldn't let me do this atm


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74387 del
>>74381
Nobody uses a Shimano PM here because every single hobbyist knows they suck. Many use Stages or 4iii and they are more accurate than Shimano but still not as good as Favero, Garmin or Quarq.
>>74383
Very nice bert! How much total ascent?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.74388 del
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>>74383


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.74389 del
>>74381
yeah they are crap and that's common knowledge in the powermeter space. It's technically possible that it could be correct since the spread is quite large, some over read and some under read


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.74390 del
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>>74384
>>74386
>>74387
>>74388
thank you berts
2k elevation, and one photo you should recognize


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.74391 del
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>>74390


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.74392 del
>>74383
That's a great ride! Would you like me to tell you how to proper fuel your recovery?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.74393 del
>>74392
this reads like a chatgpt post


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.74394 del
>>74383
woah what did you find water somewhere


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.74395 del
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>>74392
Go ahead
But keep in mind I am NOT making a schnitzel at this hour, unfortunately


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.74396 del
>>74391
Lmao that bottle


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74396
But it's only 950ml


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.74398 del
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>>74396
I use 2 of those


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.74399 del
>>74398
same I also use 2x 950ml


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.74400 del
>>74396
You need 1l of water per hour bert


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.74401 del
I also use double 950ml, I was laughing at the tiny one that looks more like a biberon (baby bidon) on that frame


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.74402 del
>>74383
pas normal, and in this weather


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.74403 del
>>74383
holy eggs
zonder schnitzel?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.74404 del
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alright guys, keep tabs on riders that will mysteriously fall off in the coming year


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:21 [Preview] No.74405 del
>>74401
I know a guy who uses the 500ml version of mine and they really look like my bottles just had babies


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.74406 del
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many berts would crumble under the strain


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.74407 del
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>>74406
>23mins @ 190+bpm
u good, bert?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.74409 del
>>74408
finally the footage leading up to the cipressa


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.74410 del
>>74408
Visma Steal-a-Bike taken a bit too literally.


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.74411 del
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>>74392
I am still waiting and I am getting hungry!


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.74412 del
>>74411
A MASSIVE carbonara


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.74413 del
In Flanders fields the poppies blow OFFICIAL /bet/

>Poel 3.25
>Aert 5.5
>Brennan 6
>Philipsen 9
>Milan 11
>Lund 13
>Laporte 17
>Magnier 19
>Meeus 29
>Ganna 29
>Abrahamsen 34
>Vermeersh 41
>Lie 51
>Waerenskjold 67
>Birmay 67
>Stuyven 67
>Pithie 67
...
>Vacek 81
>Bittner 101
>Kubis 126


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.74414 del
>>74413
10 bucks on kubis patron


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.74415 del
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>>74407
no


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.74416 del
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Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.74417 del
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Surely Mathieu is not going to do SHIT after E3


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.74418 del
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>>74416
I have the same team but with the superior Alpecin slave


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.74419 del
>they don't believe in Frits Biestergod


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.74420 del
>>74419
that is not a real runner


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.74421 del
>>74420
i rode against him 2 years ago, definitely a real runner


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.74422 del
>>74421
did you beat him?


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.74423 del
>>74422
i did not, he ended up winning that one, few months later he went to BEAT cycling
fella was already quite decent back then keeping up with CT riders


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.74424 del
>>74418
Based podium goombler


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.74425 del
Tough gamble this. I feel like I either made a potentially winning team or a bottom 5 one


Bert 03/28/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.74426 del
It would be so funny if Lipowitz got dropped tomorrow and Remco would have to pull for him to save the podium instead of going for the stage win himself.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.74428 del
I'm more interested in how Jonas does tomorrow. If he does well on this classic sort of stage than he has no excuses left to skip ardenes.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.74429 del
>>74428
his excuse is his handlers won't let him jeopardize his Giro and Tour


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.74430 del
>>74429
Boooooo.
It's the only reasonable replay I can make . Imagine if we had at least mildly competitive LBL?
BOOOO.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.74431 del
>>74430
at this point I don't think he can develop the tactical understanding to do well in a 1-day race that isn't the Ventoux Challenge

I wonder if Pog has talked to him about it, they probably have some rapport


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.74432 del
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Adjsuting


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.74433 del
>>74432
Unironically Wout being all itchy to do some shit and Grug not allowing it to happen despite being spent may be the thing that makes it a non-sprinter day.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.74434 del
>>74433
I still remember roubaix 2022 where grug was dead after rvv and his only attack he spent to catch wout


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.74435 del
>>74416
>>74418
have they already said they are going for laporte? he could be leading out brennan again


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.74436 del
>>74435
they have said Brennan is so sick he will arrive to the race straight from the hospital and they will take him back there when the race is over


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.74437 del
>>74426
I wonder what he'll do if lenny or parrot latch on to his wheel in his attack


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.74438 del
>>74434
he will do this, I don't see him riding to the line with wout in his wheel
he will however sacrifice himself so wout doesn't win


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.74439 del
>>74378
I don't think he cares anymore


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.74440 del
Remco, lipowitz' superdomestique.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.74441 del
FUCK IT Im going wout


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.74442 del
>>74432
>wout


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.74443 del
woutists are gluttons for punishment


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.74444 del
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no wonder he's so unhinged


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.74445 del
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New bike day


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.74446 del
>>74444
That doesn't sound very healthy


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.74447 del
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>>74445
Some unusually engaged climate activists.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.74448 del
de lie is sick again, what the fuck is wrong with that retard
how do you fuck up 3 years in a row


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.74449 del
>>74448
Un-ironically life hygiene


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.74450 del
>>74447
Kek at this pepe.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.74451 del
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29 Tobias Lund Andresen
16 Jordi Meeus
15 Jasper Philipsen
13 Mathieu Van Der Poel
11 Tim Marsman
10 Wout Van Aert
10 Matthew Brennan
9 Florian Vermeersch
7 Tim Van Dijke
7 Christophe Laporte
6 Jonathan Milan
6 Luke Lamperti
6 Steffen De Schuyteneer
5 Paul Magnier
5 Max Kanter
4 Frits Biesterbos
4 Luca Mozzato
3 Alec Segaert
3 Jonas Geens
3 Jonas Rickaert
3 Jules Hesters
2 Victor Vercouillie
2 Michael Valgren
2 Daan Hoole
2 Orluis Aular
2 Laurenz Rex
2 Lukáš Kubiš
2 Jonas Abrahamsen
2 Jenno Berckmoes
1 Ben Turner
1 DYLAN VANDENSTORME
1 Mathias Vacek
1 Juan Sebastián Molano
1 Tim Torn Teutenberg
1 JENTHE BIERMANS
1 Lorenzo Milesi
1 Pavel Bittner
1 Aimé De Gendt
1 Mathias Norsgaard
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 Nadav Raisberg
1 MADS PEDERSEN
1 Jarrad Drizners
1 Matyáš Kopecký
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Florian Sénéchal
1 Jakob Söderqvist
1 Joshua Tarling
1 Fred Wright
1 Milan Fretin
1 Gleb Syritsa
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Sven Erik Bystrøm
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Jasha Sütterlin
1 Tom Crabbe
1 Pau Miquel
1 Luka Mezgec
1 Matteo Trentin
1 Edoardo Affini

>6==

2 Tobias Lund Andresen Jordi Meeus Jasper Philipsen Tim Marsman Wout Van Aert Frits Biesterbos
>frfr on god
>Quality organic self-grown riders


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.74452 del
VERY diverse teams.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.74453 del
>>74451
>only 13 Grug believers
It's over. He's finished.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.74454 del
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>>74451
>to sprint or not to sprint


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.74455 del
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time to watch cyclismo


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.74456 del
>>74455
Why not keep the rape for ciclismo?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.74457 del
>>74448
Maybe he's just sick from "stress". It's well known he can't handle pressure well


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.74458 del
>>74452
Finally some real gooｍbling


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.74459 del
>>74453
I do believe the rumours of his death are greatly exaggerated, it was a 70k attack for 75kg guy with bad aero and non-extraterrestre W/kg.
But he will be spent today.
And he better watch out for satan's attack already from Denain, not menitoning RVV as it is already settled.
>>74454
I am geschrpinting. Means it is not going to be a sprint, I am still paying off that one day GC lead to the Gods of ciclismo.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.74460 del
We live in Katalansko


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.74461 del
>>74456
I'm at my parent's place this afternoon for sunday dinner


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.74462 del
>>74461
fair enough, enjoy the duvels


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Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.74464 del
Njal getting humbled


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.74465 del
I did tell you about Biestergod but you didn't listen


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.74466 del
Remco trying to kill Lipowitz


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.74467 del
ABANDON REX


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.74468 del
>>74465
Fuck I swapped Trentin + Bieterbos to Kanter + Lamperti and now Kanter has chuted


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.74469 del
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My guys REMIJN and L'HOTE in the GC favorites group, just as I have drawn it out.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.74470 del
>>74467
FUCK


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.74471 del
>>74467
They finally got him out of the ditch? Kielich looks FUCKED https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Kfi6FF6Irh0


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.74472 del
Kanter abandon :(


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.74473 del
Marco Soler doing a Marco Soler


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.74474 del
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>>74471
First time I have heard the holy call "Renaat"


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.74475 del
>>74471
Not a good news for Wout's roubaix


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.74476 del
runners going solo all over the place


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.74477 del
KUSS LACHEE


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.74478 del
>>74451
I made my team drunkenly at midnight with zero research


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.74479 del
>>74477
Please understand. He did all 3 GT's in a season that one time. Still recovering.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.74480 del
Damn the riddley is ugly


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.74481 del
is this just going to be another Godon victory?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.74482 del
>>74481
Remco already betraying Liposhit


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.74483 del
>>74477
saving his columbian matches from this pancakes again, very good


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.74484 del
And Onley doesn't give a FUCK about Godon


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.74485 del
Memco betrayal


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.74486 del
Lol W*ut is not in G2


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.74487 del
Oh it was fake news


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.74488 del
next remco > has been remco


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.74489 del
SEETHE


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.74490 del
kek they have terrible synergy


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.74491 del
FUCK


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.74492 del
Brady GILMORE


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.74493 del
heh, imagine NSN still had their old team name, those Catalans would be seething.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.74494 del
jewed


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.74495 del
Remijn was there


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.74496 del
Really funny how Remco spent all day seemingly trying to drop Lipowitz, and to cap it all had him ride the leadout for him.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.74497 del
Volta legend


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.74498 del
>>74495
6th!


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.74499 del
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>>74495
Hey, you got points from Hehenok.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.74500 del
Grug doing way too much


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.74501 del
>>74499
Yes well I was already screwed by Pidcock so it doesn't matter anymore


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.74502 del
Who knew that lippo, lenny and parrot painter were the better picks than elite.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.74503 del
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>>74502
Not a GC point.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.74504 del
Time for some PANCAKES with HAM and CHEESE (Norbert seething about this)


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.74505 del
>posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
wtf 4chan

Bro what is GODon ON? He needs to be doing Amstel and Liege.

Love the Kemmelberg descent.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.74506 del
Brennan somewhere arrière de la course according to Renaat


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.74507 del
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>Sander de Pestel


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.74508 del
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Ok, it is a sprint.
I am off.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.74509 del
‘agnier kwabbed


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.74510 del
Glad I didn't cough up some shekels to FloTrash just to watch this on the TV.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.74511 del
Wout spotted


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.74512 del
I unironically wanted to pick AERT, Wout Van, but couldn't fit him in


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.74513 del
>>74512
I also unironically smoke crack


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.74514 del
stop hyping Wout, this summons KWAB


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.74515 del
>>74513


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.74516 del
I just want my 50km points from Biestergod and then I don't care


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.74517 del
Does Ganna believe Turner can deliver??


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.74518 del
MvdP not taking real pulls. It's truly over he's scared of Woutje.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.74519 del
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Some threshold today, much easier than VO2max


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.74520 del
Is Ganna stupid? Doing a monster pull in the gutter, then complaining when others don't want to take over?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.74521 del
CATASTROPHIQUE


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.74522 del
Chute Comicale TURNER, Ben


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.74523 del
Lol WTF


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.74524 del
>>74517
I somehow doubt that


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.74525 del
>>74524
moot point now lol


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.74526 del
Is Jayco the team that de Bondt was helping last year and then went "Now hire me?" And they did?

>>74517
ah well


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.74527 del
>>74526
Didn't he help Cararat (EF)?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.74528 del
>>74527
I wasn't sure but I think you're right


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.74529 del
Absolute cruelty making Sagan say whoosh


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.74530 del
>biesterbos
holy smokes, it's a 4 pointer.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.74531 del
I've seen enough, this is a moral victory for van Aert. It's in the books.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.74532 del
de bondt fighting for his life


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.74533 del
Bunch sprint bros I'm starting to become a little nervous


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.74534 del
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>>74528
>"I still haven't received clarity from my team whether I will be allowed to stay in 2026. So, it seemed like a good idea to market myself during the Giro," De Bondt told WielerFlits, explaining that he told fellow Belgian, EF Education-EasyPost coach Ken Vanmarcke, during the race, "If you're looking for riders for 2026, I'm still on the market."
>De Bondt said he alerted several teams to his availability during the race, while Vanmarcke came back to him with a proposition ahead of stage 20. Not for a contract, but for a deal of sorts.
>"Before the team presentation of stage 20, Vanmarcke said to me, 'Are you planning anything today?'" De Bondt said.
>"'It's going to be very difficult for us to send riders into the early breakaway. But look, if you're in there and you can play a role somewhere that's important in the final result, something serious can come from that.' That's what inspired me to do what I did for Carapaz.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.74535 del
>>74533
yeah it's over unless grug stops riding


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.74536 del
back just in time for a grug smash


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.74537 del
holy moly a grug vs wout it's been a while since we've seen that and how is wout staying with him


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.74538 del
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W*UTBROS
We are so BACK


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.74539 del
woutbros, we're so back


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.74540 del
the TERRIBLE TWOSOME


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.74541 del
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>>74538
I never stopped believing


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.74542 del
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apologize


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74543 del
Disastrous velogoombling team, me


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74544 del
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but can he win!?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.74545 del
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>Wout is back


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.74546 del
florian begging for some motopacing right nox


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.74547 del
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grug is riding like this right now (as one should) but he ain't getting whipped for that no no


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.74548 del
it's not over yet (it is)


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.74549 del
Pedalton remnants still haven't caught the morning break.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.74550 del
45 sec is not much


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.74551 del
this town seems to have more cemeteries than inhabitants


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.74552 del
they're slurping a bit but it'll be enough, unless florian gets there and they start dicking around


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.74553 del
red bull and decathlon having good teams really does change the dynamic
last year or so they would've taken minutes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.74554 del
Jumbo already preparing a press release for W*ut's 2nd place
Might release it early even


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.74555 del
>that crack truck on the side of the road
um, what's inside the container?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.74556 del
lidl roider making illegal moves
DSQ for milan


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.74557 del
>wout on a 1-by
and bike change by aryan livings


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.74558 del
florian is gone and dead


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.74559 del
vermeerschpickerbros..


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.74560 del
It's so over for grug, Pogi wins all 5 monuments this year.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.74561 del
who's even in the pedalton?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.74562 del
sprinter stocks soaring


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.74563 del
>>74561
GANNA


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.74564 del
>>74561
The beaver


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.74565 del
>>74561
lund, meeus, girmay, de lie, ganna, laporte, trentin


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.74566 del
Leo van Vliet wouldn't have let this happen


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.74567 del
>asgreen mentioned


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.74568 del
total puncheur death
sprinters stay winning


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.74569 del
daan hoole is such a beast, god what a teammate to have


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.74570 del
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WE GAAN


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.74571 del
WAAR IS MAGNIER


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.74572 del
let's call it a moral victory for wout, he managed to stay on grugs wheel.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.74573 del
>>74572
that really is the biggest moral victory for him
and at the same time the biggest kwak of grug in a while


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.74574 del
fuck off segeart


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.74575 del
could be funny with another E3 situation


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.74576 del
ATTAQUE DE SEGAERT


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.74577 del
POEL again wants AERT to lose


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.74578 del
that move fucked it up for the sprinters


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.74579 del
God I hate Karl


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.74580 del
>>74578
They're even blocking behind lmao


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.74581 del
so should grug stop pulling because jappe is behind?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.74582 del
>>74578
they should have followed him then


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.74583 del
total grug death


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.74584 del
>>74581
if his legs are fucked, yes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74585 del
GANNA is pulling hard for ... who exactly? Watson?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74586 del
Decathlon has done so much work today


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74587 del
absolute scenes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74588 del
haha Ganna just does it out of spite
based


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74589 del
Segaert mogging "the big two"


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.74590 del
>>74585
Ganna is pulling for Ganna


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.74591 del
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ahhhhhh


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.74592 del
fun race


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.74593 del
HUMBLED


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.74594 del
so what was the point of segaert bridging if he didn't plan on working with them? Or did he work with them? Didn't look like it to me


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.74595 del
1 jappe
2 lund
3 laporte


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.74596 del
MEEUS MECHANICAL


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.74597 del
Jappe


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.74598 del
TANKMAN


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
tankman!


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.74600 del
TANKMAN


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.74601 del
Wout keks suffer


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.74602 del
kek, why did ganna do all that work?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.74603 del
ANOTHER TANKMAN!?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.74604 del
>>74602
to FUCK my team


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.74605 del
SECOND TANKMAN


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.74606 del
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heh


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.74607 del
>>74602
For watson and to fuck over the others


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.74608 del
4 stier


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.74609 del
LAPORTE fucked MEEUS


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.74610 del
who the FUCK is DONALDSON


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.74611 del
wout seething


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.74612 del
Jasper Philipsen has won the Eight-Eigth Gent-Wevelgem - In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem

Monster pulling from Ganna. Alpecin owe him.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.74613 del
>>74594
He's still perfecting his late attack meme strat. One for three it's going pretty well for him.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.74614 del
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Where is Wout and Laporte?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.74615 del
Philipsen low key finished the sprinters checklist now?
Just needs to farm a giro points jersey now


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74613
Kind of looked for a moment like he was going to stay away after Wout and Mathieu were absorbed. That would've been a 200IQ result


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.74617 del
Senechal did great. SHould get extra points for him


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.74618 del
why do PCS and firstcycling always go down at the same time
is it all scrapers?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.74619 del
Told yer it is going to be a sprint.
>sq_smug00.jpg
Currently in the fields kurwaheimat, I am all muddy, will attempt to shake it off while riding home.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.74620 del
>>74618
must be


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.74621 del
>>74618
Scrapers but also real users. If it was only scrapers it would also happen after every stage of Catalunya and the like.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.74622 del
>>74621
I'm pretty sure most goomblesites only do classics
Only george cares about the other races


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.74623 del
>>74621
How many users? Honestly unless you play velodrama why do you care abou the top 20?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.74624 del
>de gendt 8th
I'm sorry to whoever changed that because of my advice


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.74625 del
>>74624
Ahah, that was me. I also have 1-2-3 so that would have been an amazing team


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.74626 del
kek grug didn't feel very good or fresh
woutbros...


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.74627 del
Ehh where the fuck was Jordi Maus. Only 1-2 and nobody else for FUCK's sake. And who psyopped me into Pau Miquel


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.74628 del
Do we have replay, that was a strong sprint by Jaspe


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.74629 del
>>74627
he had a mechanical 150m before the finish, he was seething


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.74630 del
>>74629
FUCKING SRAM moment


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.74631 del
>>74629
FUCK


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.74633 del
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>>74627
>And who psyopped me into Pau Miquel


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.74634 del
>>74629
brutal


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.74635 del
time to tune into the 24th La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.74636 del
>>74635
my man Delacroix in the front


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.74637 del
>>74635
also why is groenewegen in this dogshit race instead of wevelgem? he could've podiumed


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.74638 del
>>74623
thousands of Romanian gambling addicts furiously spamming F5


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.74639 del
>>74638
this, gambling is humongous these days


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.74640 del
Adjusted HUENS to that DE SCHUYTENEER guy. No one besides top 2, why goomble.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.74641 del
wout seething at matje


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.74642 del
I thought it would be a sprint but I picked all the wrong sprinters.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.74643 del
>>74641
Why?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.74644 del
>Jappe with GoPro bottle


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.74645 del
>>74643
grug started riding defensively at the end because he knew philipsen was coming
said that was the biggest difference
then he seethed a little at segaert but that was deserved because he was dumb


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.74646 del
>>74615
He might be able to win Ompoop


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.74647 del
>>74615
Need grug and pogi to fuck off and win roubaix


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.74648 del
>>74646
why de he lose to that norge asthmatic bros


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.74649 del
Hello waar was Milan?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.74650 del
>>74645
Segeart should have pulled 100%. People under estimate how good it is to make friends


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.74651 del
>>74649
dropped at the end, then took an illegal biden to try and get back


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.74652 del
>>74649
busy texting Mads


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.74653 del
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meanwhile in the seethe corner


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.74654 del
>>74645
kek very funny that this is coming from a LABrat, the team known for Never Pull™ and anti ciclismo in general


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.74655 del
brennan is sick bros were the real winners here
I expect that information to be repaid to me sometime


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.74656 del
>>74653
tired of this guy


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.74657 del
>>74653
>mainly sees "strong performance" by Remco Evenepoel
???


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.74658 del
>>74657
that guy literally owes his job to remco
he's the prime remco dicksucker


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.74659 del
>>74655
I adjusted him for Maus (0 pts)
and I used the 2 velocoins saved to swap out Marsman (Jappe assist pts) for De Schuyteneer (0 pts)
so fuck you, you made me lose points


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.74660 del
>>74655
Thanks. Check your DMs I sent you a secret pick for DDV.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.74661 del
>>74659
well yeah I picked magnier, still the information was good. What we do with it was not


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.74662 del
Way too short leadout from Cofidis


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.74663 del
tietema's angels doing pretty good this year


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.74664 del
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fucking hell dude


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.74665 del
>>74664
Lmao


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.74666 del
>>74664
Lol that kid is relentless


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.74667 del
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>>74664


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.74668 del
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seethers be seething


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.74669 del
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>The Alpaca of Leiden, The Artist Formerly Known as Wim Kieft


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.74670 del
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>>74664
brutal


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.74671 del
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>>74664
patricide is on the menu with this kid


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.74672 del
>>74671
Hehe look how pissed off he is. That kid hates W*ut more than all of us combined


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.74673 del
>>74668
They have a lot to seethe about when Jappe's palmares is in a different level when compared against any other post-Cav sprinter. I hope he wins the 2028 WC to see the meltdown.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.74674 del
Volta ao Alentejo has been a disaster class for Anicolor / Campicarn despite winning 2 (two) stages


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.74675 del
>>74674
but they won 3 (three) stages


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.74676 del
>>74675
Right, i forgot about MESA, the Judas


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.74677 del
>>74664
based kid


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.74678 del
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winning catalunya team dabbing on only1lennyhavers


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.74679 del
>>74678
I know how to do this but I thought he fixed this


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.74680 del
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>>74678


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.74681 del
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>>74678


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.74682 del
(284.03 KB 2560x1440 Screenshot 2026-03-29 174053.jpg)


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.74683 del
>>74682
live feed from my dreams


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.74684 del
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>>74678
imagine how many Lennies I could afford if I didn't pick Almeida and Pidcock


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.74685 del
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>>74682


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.74686 del
>>74678
>even in velogoomble people DOPE
and here I was wondering why I always finish bottom 3rd of all players yeah of course, no wonder


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.74687 del
>>74678
best possible team: 9x Godon, 7920 points


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.74688 del
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>>74687


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.74689 del
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>>74687


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.74690 del
tuned in to the femmes
they're just riding to the line with that hulk wiebes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.74691 del
>>74690
Why doesn't any other ride try to get ripped like her


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.74692 del
>>74691
and why do they just work with her like she's some highschool bully


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.74693 del
>>74690
seeing wiebes lose one single sprint sure has them hopeful


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.74694 del
they're doing something


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.74695 del
>>74690
I've only ever watched a few femmes but they really just concede most of all races to wiebes for no reason. Nobody tries to drop her nobody tries a late attack nobody tries anything, its like they all dont care and just want a paycheck


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.74696 del
>>74682
and why does it look like this


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.74697 del
>>74692
yes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.74698 del
Femmes might get caught


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.74699 del
almost celebrated too early and she still didn't lose


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.74700 del
WIEBES celebrated too early, almost disasterous (again)


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.74701 del
if they each attacked her one of them could've won but women despise eachother


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.74702 del
There are 5-6 riders who actually try to race against Wiebes and one of them is herself.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.74703 del
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>>74702
I miss hypno marlen, she would've just kept riding hard


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.74704 del
Are there any other female sprinters? How does she just win every single sprint race?

In the men's field, there never seems to be one overwhelming dominant sprinter since the finishes are so chaotic. But in the women's races, it's like the entire field is doing lead out for Wiebes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.74705 del
>>74704
kool used to be her challenger and beat her sometimes but she's washed
balsamo is mentally retarded and will use her team to chase breakaways so wiebes can win, I don't think she has ever beaten her in a sprint


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.74706 del
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>>74704
Chiara
Balsamico
Gillespie


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.74707 del
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Kek, he really hates belgium


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.74708 del
>>74707
nigga better be offsetting his carbon footprint.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.74709 del
>>74708
He does ride his bike a lot


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.74710 del
>>74678
This is some fucking BULLSHIT, I also know how to do this but Velobert changed my team that one time and gave me Ibon Ruiz who scored like 0


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.74711 del
>>74664
top kek


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.74712 del
>>74705
>I don't think she has ever beaten her in a sprint
she has: https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2023/stage-1


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.74713 del
>>74710
Surely it will be brought to his attention and he won't let it stand


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.74714 del
Other winners today:
Mads won the GC in Greece.
Atunsh wins the GC at some volta. frenchmen can't even win some Portuguese 2.2 race.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.74715 del
>>74713
it's fixed, he got a free buitrago


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.74716 del
Seems to me that in womens road cycling less than a dozen runners actually train a specific angle (sprint, punch, tt etc) that can lead them to win a race, the rest just seems to go with the vibes and do some basic aerobic training á la bert. That's why the races are so lame, hardly anybody does anything because hardly anyone can do anything.
It's not like that in track, mtb or cx. Must be the forced minimum salary here


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.74717 del
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>>74715
>Buitrago
>fixed
still too many points


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.74718 del
>>74716
sprinters have no excuse to not just weightmax and wattmax at this point
wiebes wants more hilly races you might as well snipe a stage win by going in at 85kg


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.74719 del
>>74594
He did do some pulls, looked like a reasonable amount of effort to me for someone who had just bridged.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.74720 del
>>74718
true and lets not forget that womens races are shorter and generally have less elevation which plays into the hands of weightmaxxers
bring the 85 kilo femmes


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.74721 del
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>>74720
imagine the thighs


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.74722 del
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>>74721
We don't have to imagine


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.74723 del
>>74720
>bring the 85 kilo femmes
Now that would make me watch the sport


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.74724 del
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>>74720
track cycling


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.74728 del
VAN AERT surges to rank 3 in RVV /bet/


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.74729 del
>>74728
But still below rappe the jappe in C-R


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.74730 del
>>74728
Don't like the guy but who else would we rate for 3rd except a not sick pedersen.
The field is fucking decimated


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.74731 del
>>74730
EVENEPOEL


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.74732 del
>>74731
or GODON


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.74733 del
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>>74721
Please god I never asked anything from you before....but my head between her thighs...
And if you do not listen...to hell with you.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.74734 del
>A devoted cycling fan and admirer of Marco Pantani, whose earring he wore during the Olympics , Émilien Jacquelin is embarking on a new challenge far removed from his sport, biathlon, in which he won two Olympic medals this winter (bronze in the pursuit and gold in the men's relay). The 30-year-old biathlete announced on Sunday that he will be joining the Decathlon-CMA CGM cycling team as a trainee with the development team to explore his potential on a bike for six months.

>The goal is to broaden my horizons. I want to step outside my comfort zone ,” he explained to L’Équipe . Fifth in the overall World Cup standings this season, he isn’t giving up on his biathlon career and wants to take advantage of this post-Olympic year to try something new “before starting a new cycle . ” “For Émilien, it’s a bit like the stars aligning this year to live out a childhood dream ,” confirmed Sébastien Joly, competition director at Decathlon-CMA CGM.

Fan of pantani is peculiar


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.74735 del
>>74734
Also the dude is too young for pantani?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.74736 del
>>74734
>biathlon
>fan of a top 3 cycling doping legend
no surprises here


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.74737 del
>>74736
Is he really top 3? Lot's of contendant . Feels like lance should be in it, then it's a toss between indurain, rasmussen, pantani, riis


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.74738 del
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>>74737
Lance and Pantani are locks for me
The I would rate Landis for his all or nothing gamble.
Honorable mention for Kim andersen, loses because he is not recognizable but he is a legend of the game.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.74739 del
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>>74737
Aren't you forgetting someone and the jiffy bag that got memory holed by the whole pedaldon.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.74740 del
>>74739
>doping to get to 5.5 w/kg
Yeah, not even top 10


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.74741 del
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crazy, now I understand why he is in every breakaway


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.74742 del
>>74741
terrible translation, supposed to be suffer


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.74743 del
>>74741
Rough


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.74744 del
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>>74741


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.74745 del
>>74737
Pantani established a lot of long-lasting climbing records
his Alpe d'Huez record still stands today


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.74746 del
>still rideable at 8:30
Ok, now a few more degrees and we're BACK. 2h ride every evening here we go


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.74747 del
>>74746
thank god, I really need some easy volume which I do not do on weekend rides and the rape machine


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.74748 del
HEAVILY suffering from the DUMOULIN-disease, maybe schnitzels are not always the answer


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.74749 del
>>74747
For me it's the 5h rides that I have to get back on.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.74750 del
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>>74748
For me it was yesterday's easter brunch. I'm a proteinmaxxer; the carb overload from sweet bread, chocolate and pie got to me today


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.74751 del
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great, now let's see visma's numbers


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.74752 del
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more friends made today too


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.74753 del
>>74752
>finish 3rd AND sabotage autismbertpics
Now that's a great job done if you ask me


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.74754 del
>>74753
yes, but where are todays scores?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.74755 del
>>74752
Always vismoids


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.74756 del
>>74754
Incoming, I have allowed Grok to do some changes, the scrape had to be rerun.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.74757 del
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Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.74758 del
>>74756
um, chuds like wout get extrapoints now?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.74759 del
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>>74754
he's hesitant because his smugness in catalunya came and bit him in the ass


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.74760 del
itzulia coming up, cannot wait for veloman to make SEIXAS 22 points


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.74761 del
>>74760
and del toro 28


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.74762 del
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>>74759
Bertman sighs with relief after Deus ex gave me a triple chute and gave him a healthy lead again.
I smell blood though, this is no longer "teehee, this is kinda fun!" this is "I am not worse than the ciclismo first worlders" now.
Of course I will suck a bit in the northern classics where first worlders thrive but me instincts are already at least ok.


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.74765 del
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GC. >>74763 >>74764


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.74766 del
Remco and Vingegaard should definitely do more races together. Seeing Remco seethe every time he has Vingegaard in his wheel is great entertainment


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.74767 del
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>>74765


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.74768 del
>>74766
Interesting if you think about it. Because having someone in his wheel is how HANSEN chuted on Tide. Yet he likes to stick to somebody else's wheel. Do I dare to say... hypocrite?


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.74769 del
>>74768
>hypocrite
That's just a prerequisite for being a Labrat


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.74770 del
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>>74769
I thought you were gonna say a DANE, but that's about the same I guess


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.74771 del
>>74765
only 34 points away for a top 10 spot, had some good goombles recently after the usual disasterous warmup races


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:01 [Preview] No.74772 del
>>74771
Warmup's shouldn't count their full points towards total. It's ridiculous to have some unknown shitters and guys with zero form, literally warming up for the season, count as heavy


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.74773 del
>>74772
Warmup should count double


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.74774 del
>>74773
and the womens velodrama should count as well!


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.74775 del
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>>74773
>>74774


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.74776 del
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>>74774


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.74777 del
bless me I might take Wout


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74778 del
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Yes, well


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.74779 del
>>74775
>>74776
i thought we were busy making up nonsense
either way, how big must the PostNL debuff be, for ANDRESEN to be this good now? who knows what happens when BITTNER is finally unleashed


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.74780 del
>>74779
meanwhile, KOOIJ still hasn't raced


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.74781 del
>>74780
just wait until he gets released from the DECATHLON labs, the 'virus' he is ill with is just another codeword for dopage beyond belief


Bert 03/29/2026 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.74782 del
>>74780
who?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.74783 del
>>74782
"Good" Charlotte KOOJ


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.74784 del
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>>74779
Imagine having half the points of burgos burp pellets


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.74785 del
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We keep on going


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.74786 del
>>74785
wout fell for the alpecin trap last race and his wife's son being disillusioned after in flanders fields with him will lead him to take even more risks at dwarfs door.


Node info Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.74787 del
https://www.remcoev.com/
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Edited last time by bert on 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:50.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.74788 del
saars do not redeem link


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.74789 del
>uranium.or
Now that doesn't sound suspicious AT ALL


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.74790 del
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Good season by Lenny
Could break the curse too if lucky


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.74791 del
Swissbert fishing for IP's to sell again


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.74792 del
>>74786
It's the most important race of the season for wout and a MUST-WIN. Surely this pressure will make him perform


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.74793 del
>>74790
we're one chute of a favorite away for kevin, lenny or sexass to finally break the curse.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.74794 del
>>74793
Problem is romandie and Suisse have pogi this year. Would be fun if iot's laporte in Renewi


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.74795 del
>>74794
It will be gregoire in pologne


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.74796 del
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Raper sweet home, I'm lightest I've been in years at 78.5kg after the week-long shits episode. I hope I'll get some power in my legs back before the season starts in a few weeks


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.74797 del
>>74796
I had a mild cold early february and then week after a week of shits and it took me about a month to feel as good as before the incident


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.74798 del
>>74797
Damn, that's tough. I think my form peaked in January and then I've been worse due to constant illnesses with the kid. Maybe it's better to completely lose form so that I can find another peak.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.74800 del
>>74796
how tall are you?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.74801 del
>>74800
190cm


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.74802 del
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Me later today


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.74803 del
It's snowing


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.74804 del
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>>74803
bit early for that no, bertacek


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.74805 del
>>74803
yeah I sent you some, Sat night to Sunday it went down to -3°C here so yesterdays ride was in full winter mode.
Keep it


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.74806 del
>>74803
weekend has nice weather forecast. So you better start carboloading now.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.74807 del
>>74803
No it isn't, nice 5 degrees and cloudy


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.74808 del
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Not bad for the holy weekend (fri-mon state holidays)


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.74809 del
Probably time to put the bike thingy on the cagie thingy


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.74810 del
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I imagine Bertacek driving around in this and everything clanks and squeaks


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.74811 del
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>>74810


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.74812 del
>>74808
what you call state holidays is called Easter here. You might have heard of it.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.74813 del
>>74812
I mean that it is actually two days off during Easter, as far as i know, not all cuntries have those days off


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.74814 del
>>74813
I NEVER have days off but that's why I make the BIG bucks


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.74815 del
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Anyway. We still have time


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.74816 del
>>74815
Saw what happened to rebellin after he retired
Understandable


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.74817 del
>>74815
Based


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.74818 del
>>74813
>Śmigus-dyngus (or lany poniedziałek, Polish for Wet Monday) is the name for Easter Monday in Poland and the diaspora. In the Czech Republic, it is called velikonoční pondělí, in Slovakia veľkonočný pondelok and in Hungary Vízbevető. All these Catholic countries (and some others) practice the unique ancient custom on this day.[8] Traditionally, boys and men pour a bucket of water or perfume on girls and women or spank their buttocks and legs with long thin twigs (pussy willow) or switches made from willow, birch or decorated tree branches.
Why celebrating beating up women as holyday when this happens daily?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.74819 del
Anonymous responses from runners about who has a bad reputation in the peloton:

Gianni Vermeersch mentioned the most by far, but outside of the race he is a cool guy apparently
De Lie, because of his retarded style he takes a lot of space
Alexis Renard always chutes or makes someone chute
Tietema le funny video team they find annoying
Tim Wellens
Matej Mohoric


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.74820 del
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>>74818
it's just banter


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.74821 del
>>74819
Sounds like that french loser that didn't like pogacar because vingegaard said hello to him once.
The weak are ruled by the strong


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.74822 del
>>74821
I remember that kek really funny


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.74823 del
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Stolen from rusbert


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.74824 del
>>74823
Average woutist


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.74825 del
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>>74824
>Supporters Wout van Aert al op post aan voet Paterberg: “Op onze vaste plaats mag dit jaar niemand staan”

>De eerste supporters voor de Ronde van Vlaanderen zijn al op post. Een vriendengroep uit Brugge, Dendermonde en Erpe-Mere staat al paraat aan de voet van de Paterberg. “Normaal staan we langs de Parklaan, maar daar mag dit jaar niemand staan”, klinkt het.

>Vrijdag kwam de eerste camper toe voor de Ronde van Vlaanderen. De bewoners zagen dat ze niet op hun gebruikelijke plek langs de Parklaan mochten staan zodat ze verder reden naar de voet van de Paterberg. “We hebben onze vrienden verwittigd dat ze zaterdag naar hier moesten komen want de beste plekjes zijn snel weg,” zeggen ze.

>De groep is supporter van Wout van Aert. “Als hij gaat winnen weten we niet, maar hij rijdt wel zeer goed. We hopen dat hij zondag de primus mag zijn.”


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.74826 del
These people retired 30 years ago btw, and you will have to pay to keep them alive for another 30


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.74827 del
>>74826
Keep riding the trein, boy, boomers need their new tax funded campervan


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.74828 del
>>74826
I'm tired boss


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.74829 del
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>>74823
SNIFF


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.74830 del
>>74826
🙁


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.74831 del
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I tried intervals again, lowered the ftp to 290 (rampas test from friday suggests 300w), still could not even finish the second block. Might need to go to 280 at least


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.74832 del
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>>74827
The parents of these boomers worked themselves to death building up the country, they gave them everything. And they took it. And they kept taking. And they are still taking, from their own children, from anyone. And with an attitude as well. Has there ever been a generation like this before. The world may never recover


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.74833 del
>>74831
Have you tried not using erg mode for the intervals? I find erg mode very hard as it instantly punishes you if your cadence changes, while simple resistance mode better simulates outdoor riding.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.74834 del
>>74833
yes but I am very bad at holding a very specific power.. I will go over / under 20-30w constantly


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.74835 del
>>74833
I always find ERG baby mode compared to actually pushing


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.74836 del
>>74835
Not baby mode, but easier. Having to focus to follow precise interval is torture to me


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.74837 del
what is the consensus on aero bottles? do they actually do anything


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.74838 del
>>74837
You can sell them for 20 Euros claiming Mads or Ayuso sipped on them


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.74839 del
>>74838
They cost 25€ however


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.74840 del
>>74837
like 1w at 45kph in the wind tunnel test or something so nope


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.74841 del
>>74837
Better off with an aero head


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.74842 del
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>>74818
>Why celebrating beating up women as holyday when this happens daily?
Why not. She better not make that soup too salty especially that day.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.74843 del
>>74818
my fiancee is Slovak, I might need to bring this tradition over here


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.74844 del
>His fellow team manager Maarten Wynants came to the same conclusion in a conversation with Het Nieuwsblad. The former rider saw how a strong Van Aert was able to cross swords with Van der Poel. “We should mainly be satisfied that he was able to follow Van der Poel. In Tirreno-Adriatico, Van der Poel was still impressive, and it still seemed that nothing could be done against him in the spring.” “Now we are able to follow him. That gap on the third time up the Kemmelberg? That was bending, but not breaking,” said Wynants. “But Van der Poel really rode full throttle then, mind you.”
>Wynants also commented on the In Flanders Fields final and the decision by the two top contenders not to let the dropped Florian Vermeersch rejoin after the final ascent of the Kemmelberg. Was this – with hindsight – a mistake? “Letting him rejoin was not the right tactical choice,” Wynants believes. “Because you know that Van der Poel and Vermeersch get along very well.”
Top kek


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.74845 del
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>>74818
They banned it in Germany, the left has gone INSANE


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.74846 del
>>74844
We have no friends, the team


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.74847 del
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>>74832
It's because you allow them to. There is nothing to take from me.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.74848 del
I'm really missing top man Neilson POWLESS this spring


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.74849 del
>>74848
what's up with him anyway
too scared?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.74850 del
>>74849
permacrocked


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.74851 del
>>74850
many such cases


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.74852 del
>>74849
knee surgery


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.74853 del
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Tiesj BENOOT


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.74854 del
>>74853
leader of team backpain


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.74855 del
watching the generations come and go is always melancholy

I miss KUNG


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.74856 del
>>74855
küng got ompoop'd on right away, grim


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:05 [Preview] No.74857 del
>>74845
It wasn't banned outright, they just stopped doing it because of the criticisms.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.74858 del
>>74856
never even won a thing to get cursed, he was just born in this life


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.74859 del
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>>74855
>some generations only shine for too or tree years and then they are gone, FOREVER


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.74860 del
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>Benoot
>injured
>Gloag
>mediocre
>Kooij
>injured
>Mclay
>retired
>Cian
>mediocre
>Valter
>fraudulent
>Van Baarle
>fraudulent
>Van der Sande
>retired
>Vermote
>???
Mount Teide curse is real


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.74861 del
>>74860
gloag and cian improved after they left visma
van baarle too purely by the fact that he hasn't had a season ending crash yet
valter was already fraudulent beyond belief


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.74862 del
>>74845
>cow horns
that's a bit excessive, but then we are talking about Frisians


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.74863 del
>>74860
>Dan MCLAY
Denain legend


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.74864 del
>>74861
>gloag and cian improved after they left visma
They've had some OK results, but they also had some OK results last year while riding for Visma. I don't see the improvement.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.74865 del
>>74860
Don't forget the one with exploding hearts too


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.74866 del
>>74865
or the absolute weapons that murdered their wives


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vingegaard leaving visma


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.74868 del
>>74867
Terrible fit, what is trine doing?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.74869 del
>>74867
wait, the kamp wat nou is still not finished? that's some German tier construction speed.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.74870 del
>>74868
real estate in barcelona has big profit margins


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.74871 del
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moral victory achieved, does it get any better than this?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.74872 del
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legs less kill than i expected


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.74873 del
>>74872
it may be TIME


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.74874 del
>>74872
When I was on vacation in prague, I went to a store that was underground , near a subway entrance. It was twice as cheap as above ground. Is this were locals shop?
I also went to a Mcdo and had the runs.
Is the above ground a toeristscam and do real czechs live underground like hobbits?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.74875 del
>>74874
Even the prices in the restaurant car in a Czechske Drahi trein get automatically doubled once it's outside Czechia.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.74876 del
German press already hyping up Lipo as leader for the tour and the better rider than remco.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.74877 del
>>74876
They're not wrong


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.74878 del
>>74876
correct, remco should go for stages


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.74879 del
>>74876
Unfortunately none of them will podium


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.74880 del
>>74879
based Landa believer


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.74881 del
>>74876
hell yeah


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.74882 del
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Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.74883 del
>>74882
>inb4 sun and 20°C and blooming rapeseed fields


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>>74802
>>74803
I almost got blown into my local canal.
Got wet anyway...


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.74885 del
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Went thru 250g of tagliatelle like it was nothing and I am still hungary


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.74886 del
>>74885
Obviously, theyre empty carbs. You need protein or fiber to not be hungry.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.74887 del
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>>74886
>eat protein
>bad
>eat fiber
>bad
>eat carbs
>bad
I'm sure there's a solution to this conundrum but I just can't seem to get it


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.74888 del
>>74882
I had to hide in the bicycle shed at work for 10 minutes because of a sudden cloudburst
snow a few days ago, weather is schizo


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.74889 del
>>74888
It's called normal spring.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.74890 del
>>74885
it has been well established that is is NOT a large amount of paster


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.74891 del
>>74889
maybe prince was right and it does sometime snow in april


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.74892 del
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>In a month and a half, Almeida will be the undisputed leader of UAE Emirates XRG in the Giro d'Italia, but after a promising start to the season – with podium finishes in the Tour of Valencia and Volta ao Algarve – he is currently going through a difficult phase.

>“I didn't feel that good even before the start of the race. It might be a good idea to have some tests and analyses carried out,” he said to Cycling Pro Net’s camera. “I will have to discuss this with our medical staff.”

>“I don't feel that good on the bike at the moment. Maybe I should take a rest period to figure out what is going on with me,” the 27-year-old Grand Tour rider continued. “To work hard again afterwards.”

F


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.74893 del
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>>74892
Thanks Żłał.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.74894 del
>>74884
you look really hot (haha get it?)


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.74895 del
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>>74887
<eat balanced
<good


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.74896 del
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can only imagine how hard remco will seethe when he sees vingo yawning at his attacks kek


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>>74894
I'm experiencing severe thermal throttling.
Hah!


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.74898 del
>>74896
why doesn't vingo just ride one day races


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.74899 del
>>74898
trine needs him to do his chores around the house, imagine how little he would get done if he'd also be away for one day races


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.74900 del
>>74898
there is no one day race for his special needs
but he could do hill climbing, hmm


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.74901 del
>>74898
because he does not care about such riffraff


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.74902 del
>>74898
He already won the most prestigious of all


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.74903 del
>Laurenz Rex has to write off the rest of his spring season. The Soudal-Quick Step rider suffered a serious injury yesterday in a crash at In Flanders Fields. His right knee was dislocated and there was damage to his bones and ligaments, requiring surgery.

brutal, Herentals salivating though


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.74904 del
>>74903
They don't call it the holy week for nothing


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.74905 del
>>74898
he's a kwab


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.74906 del
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>>74898
He's really not good at that sort of thing. The highly attritional, attacking sort of racing with complex tactics he doesn't seem to do well with. He does well when his team delivers him into position, and the race comes down to a single, sustained, steep climbing effort.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.74907 del
>>74906
This is cope. If you can be competitive on punchy stages in the tour you can do one day racing


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.74908 del
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>>74897
I like looking at Puck.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.74909 del
>>74907
Well we can say he's uneven on those stages in the Tour. He's working like crazy to preserve his GC ambitions and sometimes Visma gets caught with their pants down.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.74910 del
>>74906
I don't know, he followed memco with ease in the crosswinds when the others were dying to get back
that's a borderline lesser race winning move
he just mentally folds the moment its not a stage race, he's clearly fit enough to do something like fleche walloon


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.74911 del
>>74909
>Well we can say he's uneven on those stages in the Tour.
Not really. He has easily been the second strongest GC rider on those kinds of stage for the last few years. Just look at Bologna and Le Lioran in '24 and the entire first week last year, for example


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.74912 del
>>74911
or in the basque country where he won 3 stages that are basically mini classics


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.74913 del
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Yes well maybe I'm wrong that he's "not good" at classics-style racing

Maybe he's injury averse. Maybe he's a pussy. Maybe he doesn't like Belgium (if so a very based opinion).


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.74914 del
I think my fellow burger is at least partially right; when he wins punchier stages, everyone else is also in stage-race mode, where there are multiple motivations across teams, versus 1-days where every team wants to win that particular race


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.74915 del
>>74910
Yeah, that was a wowzers, he clearly is more than fot enough to contest whatever a one day race may bring, save for shaky shit on gobbles. It looks more like a conservative personality which doesn't really want to go into uncharted realms, just do your boulot, kiss the sticker and go home.
Can't blame him for having a jobber approach but it is a waste, even of it is a hyperresponder "gift" that is going to waste.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.74916 del
This was me speaking.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.74917 del
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No it wasn't.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.74918 del
>>74913
pretty sure he just doesn't give a fuck, one day races hold 0 value for him and that's it


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.74919 del
I only have opinions of cycling that are mediated by spreadsheets


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.74920 del
I have never had a working database to query and all my opinions are semi psyops.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.74921 del
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Paris - Camembert OFFICIAL /bet/

>Costiou 4.5
>Venturini 5.5
>Sparfel 5.5 (!)
>Loockx 8
>Coquard 9
>Delettre 13
>Gau the Rat 17
>Thomas 19
>Donnenwirth 21
>Izquierdo 21
>Bourgaudeau 29
>Loulergue 34
>Marcellusi 34
>Monquet 41
...
>Prades 101
>Leitao 151
>Toupalik 301
>Ourselin 401
>Gregoire 501


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.74922 del
>>74887
>eat protein
>bad
>eat fiber
>bad

What the fuck told you this lmao?
Carbs = good if you're gonna burn them, carbs = bad if you're sitting on your ass, then fat is better. Fiber is always good, protein is always good.


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.74923 del
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>>74888
So you're saying we're getting MAARTSE BUIEN and APRILSE GRILLEN?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.74924 del
>>74921
>The Cheese Bert Race
Is this our home race?


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.74925 del
>>74924
mine is the maryland ciclismo classique by default


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.74926 del
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>>74921


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.74927 del
>>74925
I guess mine is the Tour due Trump then


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.74928 del
>>74921
delightfully squeaky list


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.74929 del
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>>74922


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.74930 del
>>74927
cheese and bier and burger and schnitzels are always good


Bert 03/30/2026 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.74931 del
>Cold beef tendons and stomachs over rice for dinner
Grim. But the weather has turned and this will fuel a MODERATE ride tomorrow


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.74932 del
>>74931
sooner eat stuffed grape leaves and kippers out of tins or fast than eat cold tendon tbqfwyb


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it's that day of the year again. discuss all cheese related matters.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.74934 del
I can't believe they don't actually get their weight in camembert.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.74935 del
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li ning femmes humbled in a one-on-one sprint in Thailand


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.74936 del
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Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.74937 del
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Some LT1 work, 30 eggs a day keeps the doctor away


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.74938 del
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>>74937
now that I got a sniff of riding outside, it's difficult coming back to the rape cave


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.74939 del
>>74937
He will never ride in the sunlight again


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.74940 del
>>74938
Yeah I can imagine that if you prefer outdoors to raping. Nice 3min effort to get almost to your max HR, haha
>>74939
I think I will ride outside this season but mostly alone and on local roads I know


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.74941 del
>>74933
I'm eating cheese sandwiches for lunch in celebration


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.74942 del
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reduced my ftp by 10w down to 280w and now I could finally finish that over under intervall. was hard though


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.74943 del
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>>74937


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.74944 del
>>74942
Jobbers say that your FTP is 95% of your 20 minute power but in my case I reckon it's about 92-93$%


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.74945 del
>>74944
the ramp test last week suggests 300w (finished 1min @ 400w) but that is way too high - I might be stronger in 5-8min efforts


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.74946 del
>>74945
In my experience ramp test overestimates me FTP by about 5% too.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.74947 del
>>74946
Ramp test underestimates for me


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.74948 del
>>74947
It gives me about 300W FTP
For comparison:
Best 60 min - 285
Best 20 min - 310
Best 5 min - 380


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.74949 del
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I had a dream my træen got derailed and crashed into a square and there was wreckage and body parts flying everywhere. And I was walking around aimlessly without my phone or my wallet or anything so I couldn't reach anyone and just kept walking. Someone showed me a video of a guy getting crushed by a block of concete that broke off from some building. But I knew it wasn't my fault because I wasn't speeding or anything. And then I got worried that maybe I was. Later I went to the town hall to get a new ID because it was gone and they told me I was wanted or something and I had to go to the police station. The next day I went to work and people were talking about the crash but they didn't know it was me. I had an appointment with some manager and I was scared they wouldn't let me drive anymore


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.74950 del
On the other hand, most wattlets like me seldom do 60 minute all out efforts (and for good reason) so of course it cannot be that accurate


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.74951 del
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>>74949
No headless passengers roaming about?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.74952 del
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>>74951
No that's silly


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.74953 del
>>74952
Unfortunate


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.74954 del
>>74944
92-93% of 20 minutes sounds about right, 95% of 20 minutes is definitely too much especially if you don't do a 5 minute all out beforehand
>>74945
>>74947
ramp test outside of a lab with breathing gas analysis and/or lactate analysis is just guessing innit, if your anaerobic capacity is big it'll overestimate and if it's small it'll underestimate

Using any test and then if necessary adjusting so the pacing for efforts works out is the best course of action either way


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.74955 del
Fellow wax chads, are you keeping track of your chains? If so, how are you telling them apart? Currently have 2 chains I switch between, which are different types so easy to keep apart, but I'd like to have a couple more in the rotation and I feel I'd lose track of which is which.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.74956 del
>>74949
jesus christ


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.74957 del
>>74955
I have 3 same chains in rotation. twice a year I will revaxx all of them, and then every two months or so I put a fresh one on and put the other in the dirty-bag and every now and then I check with the chain wear indicator if they are still good


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.74958 del
>>74955
There's an app called probike garage for this my friend has vouched. I just use strava/excel and vibes – around a week of use per chain for my hours (400m ish).


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.74959 del
>>74958
you rewax every week?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.74960 del
>>74959
I use three chains in rotation, so I wax them all at the same time after three weeks


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.74961 del
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>>74960
have you considered picrel?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.74962 del
>>74961
I switched to hot wax last year, not going back. Keeps it even cleaner and lasts longer and is faster.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.74963 del
>>74962
I also hotwax, but in-between hotwaxxing I just squirt that stuff on and keep the chain going for probably 1000km


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.74964 del
>>74963
Yeah my friends do similarly, and I suppose it's a nice compromise.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.74965 del
Fairweather chads don't need to worry about such things as waxxing (I clean my chain once every 2 weeks on my commuter)


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.74967 del
volta legened leitao in the camembert break. some guy called petit wants to keep the cheese in the family, but couldn't follow.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.74968 del
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2nd squeak in a row with no /tv/ coverage from Paris CamemBert


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.74969 del
>>74955
one of them is gold


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.74970 del
Gautherat will get the camembert


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.74971 del
>>74970
You do NOT get your weight in camembert


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.74972 del
>>74970
camembert rightfully belongs to Loockx "the bert from bertem" LANDER


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.74973 del
>no race on tv
How am I supposed to rape?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.74974 del
>>74971
I never said that though


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.74975 del
Very squeaky front group.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.74976 del
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>>74974
Just to make it absolutely clear and to END this myth


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.74977 del
allez gau the rat, go after the cheese


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.74978 del
>>74973
you imagine yourself being in the front group right now and try to escape on the butt fondue rampa and get to the finish line before the peloton catches you. use your imagination.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.74979 del
I've seen nothing. Tom Donnenwirth wins.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.74980 del
You should aim to have your team's heaviest rider win in order maximize the camembert payout.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.74981 del
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So I am not going to get cheesed to get a link to Camonbert?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.74982 del
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>>74980


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.74983 del
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a fucking ticker, is having live video feed too much to ask for?


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.74984 del
🏁 VICTOIRE DE PIERRE GAUTHERAT !


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.74985 del
>>74980
Bah god, that would be me!


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.74986 del
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>>74984
Squeak!

Now they have removed the last few messages.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.74987 del
Still there now.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.74988 del
Maxime VEZIE
>pronounces it maxime vezis


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.74989 del
cofidis 5,6,8
could have collected some more UCI points here


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.74990 del
>Number of different nationalities in the top-10 of today: 1
squeak


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.74991 del
>>74990
Oh no no no belgium bros


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.74992 del
>>74991
guest nation


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.74993 del
Sticking with first iteration of team for tomorrow, I although I have already adjoosted a few times, still came back to the first version.
Let's see what is it worth.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.74994 del
I guess I'll watch san remo again


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.74995 del
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it is impossible to escape the rain
I will go riding knowing full well I will ride into rain.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.74997 del
>>74995
just don't shower and ride around until it starts raining.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.74998 del
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Beginning of 3rd week of my VO2max block. Felt much stronger
>5 minutes at 170+
This is a 5 years high or something, I guess I really should make these type of training from time to time


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.74999 del
>>74997
roughly 33 minutes into the ride it will start raining. Thread is almost full btw


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.75000 del
>>74999
>Thread is almost full btw
not a problem if you paid attention to the catalog


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.75001 del
>>74995
Proper hardman mindset.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.75002 del
>>75000
truth digits representing the levels of attention payments lately


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.75003 del
man they've been running a massive ad campaign to keep spectators from touching the riders during races
all that spitting on grug really took its toll


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.75005 del
>>75003
Post a link, usually such PSA are on youtube.


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.75006 del
>>75005
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GNkm3xTIHY [Embed]

and radio
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_nwr-wIEDfg [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O52H8gPhRzU [Embed]

the radio ones are pretty funny, now I hear jappe whisper in my ear 5 times a day


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.75009 del
>>75007
never even seen these ones


Bert 03/31/2026 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.75010 del
NEW THREAD:
>>74966
>>74966
>>74966


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