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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No. 76972
édition roi Paul Seixas Ier

>Current and upcoming road races
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>75895


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77028 del
Lol ge coming back.
Frauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.77029 del
>>77028
G3


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77030 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.77031 del
Mon dieu


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77032 del
don't like del toro, still mindbroken by carapaz


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.77033 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.77034 del
is del toro snorting tramadol, wtf is wrong with him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77035 del
Breaker of curses. This man could win Omloop and RVV in the same season.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.77036 del
Ahh, yes. Group Achooso.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77037 del
Oh Brenner dnf.
Fantastic.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.77038 del
beloki, one of my best picks


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.77039 del
Uijtdebroeks will be the new Keldergod. He is never ever winning anything


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77040 del
>>77037
I switched out Brenner for Voisard.
Game was rigged from the start.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77041 del
>>77037
Tough day for Tudor


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.77042 del
Don't forget to pick shprinters for tomorrow.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77043 del
>>77042
Huh what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.77044 del
>>77043
the sprinters world championship


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.77045 del
Hmm Scheldeprijs. That was NOT on my mind


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77046 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77047 del
I don't think I have had a better team picked than what I have now despite it being Dopito, Ayuso and Vauquelin.
It was always some mix of Tobias Halland, Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly.
So in general "just pick the top guys" still worked, just not optimally.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.77048 del
Oh great so we have to guess whether Merlier is still dead or not


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.77049 del
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>>77047
No I was definitely picking Ben Toilet and Baudin. Just bad luck again


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:51 [Preview] No.77050 del
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>>77049
Same.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.77051 del
Vauquelin in grupa Okamika.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.77052 del
Bergerburt hit 6 guys, nice.
Brtek projected to move to /cyc/ overall lead.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.77053 del
>>77051
and grupo johannessen


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.77054 del
Shaping up to be the worst velogame of my life, this one. Weird to see so many, in theory, "safe" guys already completely out of contention. Healy, Vauquelin, Johannessen, Del Toro, Ayuso...


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>77054
Yes, not that I am in great shape either.
Rusbert, >using pedals and Montpellierbért also will not go up GC after this.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.77056 del
>>77048
Free info from me, he's here to win but his knee is still fucked and he hasn't trained hard yet.
Basically if they slurp all day he'll squeeze out a good sprint but don't count on it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.77057 del
>>77056
Yeah, I didn't even attempt at picking him.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.77058 del
Tiberi, Bauke, Scaroni, Healy, Aranburu, APP all 15 minutes frauds.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.77059 del
>>77058
jesus tobias lost 4 minutes when he close to the top with G2
mcnulty is 6 minutes down
guess everyone will go for stages now


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.77060 del
got a free dr pfeffer at the shops today
this shit tastes like cough syrup wtf


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.77061 del
Verstrynge was pretty gud today


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.77062 del
primoz is so back


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.77063 del
W/kg nerd I need the noombers


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.77064 del
>>77063
6.74 W/kg for 25 min

pretty good


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.77065 del
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wd40 didnt help
im gonna try to put in the original axle i kept all those years


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.77066 del
>>77064
saw that he was 2 minutes faster than ARU
god what a weak era


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.77067 del
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>67 LANDA Mikel +13:11


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.77068 del
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>>77067


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.77069 del
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énorme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.77071 del
What if he doesn't win this

How funny would that be


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.77072 del
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>stage 2
>SEIXAS Paul already 1:59 on 2nd
that's it that does it for me


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.77073 del
>>77071
>tree roots could be anywhere he said


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.77074 del
Ynr Jarno WIDAR


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.77075 del
>>77074
he'll win san sebastian against frauds like a true remco prodigy


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.77076 del
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>>77075
>>77074
Mind the gap


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.77077 del
so now we can finally move on and bully Italy instead. their last GC victory was in 2018 Moscon winning Guanxi.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77078 del
>>77076
literally >me vs the guy your egf tells you not to worry about


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.77079 del
>>77076
Wildar will have Vingegardesque development. Just when the squeakers start contemplating that Sexas is going to win 7 tdfs in row that little goblin Wildar will surprise everyone in the passes.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.77080 del
>>77077
that's not even true, colbrelli won one in 2021


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.77081 del
>>77080
oh, well that slipped my eyes. too bad he didn't even win his last race, real heartbreaking stuff.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.77082 del
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Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77083 del
>>77081
Haha heartbreaking. I get it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.77084 del
who's the worst major nation at GC now anyway?
netherlands with grug in 2020? even germany had schachmeme


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.77085 del
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what do you mean those GCs Hirschi won were all lesser races? can't tell me something like Pologne is world tour but tour de tchèque isn't.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77086 del
also remember STÜSSI winning the volta, now this is elite.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.77087 del
>>77084
just discovered milan vader won the china race in 2023


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.77088 del
last Suisse GC victory was Tour des Fjords (2.HC) by Michael ALBASINI. Cancellara won Suisse in 2009.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77089 del
>>77088
Didn't Albasini win Catalunya


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77090 del
>>77055
very dire times


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.77091 del
>>77088
that was in 2018. now looking at Spain.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
ayuso has won plenty


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.77093 del
so Spain has Ayuso...so not really need to look it up after all, no matter how weakminded he is.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.77094 del
>>77084
we are no longer a major nation, after grug it's just sprinterfrauds


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.77095 del
now let's look at the United States, did anyone win at world tour level since Kussen won la vuelta.
>matty jorg and let's go brandon with paris-nice and pologne in 2025
so, do I really have to move onto guest nations then or simply accept that it's actually Switzerland with the longest drought and is cursed if you discount big marlen, who can't hypnotize herself into not chuting anymore.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.77096 del
>>77095
The worst nation is now Germany with schachmann's PN in 2021 followed by Colbrelli's 2021 bingobongo tour.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.77097 del
one last trial with cycling super power Ireland and Australia (jay vine down under 2026)
Ireland didn't win since Dan Martin won Catalunya in 2013. same for bertaczech republic, Stybar won the Eneco tour in 2013. so that's 1 year better than Suisse. even the Soviet Union has the Vlasov wins in 2022.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.77098 del
What about Luxembourg. They are a BIG cycling nation with FOUR Tour winners


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.77099 del
>>77098
lets ask luxembert what is what


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77100 del
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Yes
Well


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.77101 del
>>77099
Yes but I am on vacation in Spain now. I think Frank Schleck won Suisse or something?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.77102 del
>>77100
finally the super compensation sets in
4W/kg soon


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.77103 del
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>>77102
>super compensation
5th ride in 6 days thoughbeit


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.77104 del
>>77100
PB? Congrats if so


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77105 del
>>77104
By 25 seconds
80 seconds compared to last year


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.77106 del
>>77100
>139hr
Pogacar type of z2 here


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.77107 del
>>77106
that's actually insane for a 20min vo2max effort


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.77108 del
>>77107
It's a bug he was at 160


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.77109 del
>>77108
you can pinpoint when his heart valves up like pneumatic pistons


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.77110 del
>Just when you think you can finally cautiously start thinking about the end of Pogacar's career, you get this joker. So, for the next 15 years, we won't have to watch a single race where Seixas is on the starting grid. As if the ratings hadn't already plummeted hard enough.

>If you look at the objective numbers and wattages, Seixas is actually delivering the best performances in the history of cycling this season, certainly when compared to his age. Today, he was also nonchalantly 2 minutes faster than the record time on this climb.

>So, we might as well bury the sport of cycling for good. It is stone dead.

wielerflits has spoken


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.77111 del
>>77110
He is right


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77112 del
>>77110
He's right but I'm going to enjoy it


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.77113 del
>>77108
Yeah, HR acting up, just in time to paypig a new hr strapon
>>77110
Sasha BAUDIN and Benoit TOILET were also 1 minute faster than KOM


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.77114 del
>>77110
yeah its over


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.77116 del
>>77100
very nice!


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.77117 del
>>77100
>Zohne fahve
basteje


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.77118 del
>Rain front expected in the run-up to Paris-Roubaix
no dust, no mud


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.77119 del
>>77110
I'm just so relieved it's not going to be Del Toro and UAE doing the dominating.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.77120 del
>>77119
when will Noah Lindholm Møller Andersen pop off


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.77121 del
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>Pogacar 1.28
>Seixas 6
>Vingegaard 6
>Evenepoel 15
>Lipowtz 19
>Ayuso Pesquera
>Del Toro 41
>Only 67
>Pidcvck 67
>Holland 101
>Uijtdebroeks 151
>Tiberi 151
>West 201
>Gall 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.77122 del
>>77121
his tdf participation is not even confirmed and he's already at 6.00 pwoah


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.77123 del
>>77121
I hope they don't burn him up


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.77124 del
>>77121
Absolutely bonkers odds when there is no evidence of how his body will be reacting by week 3 of a race.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.77125 del
>>77121
waar Kusske he


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.77126 del
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Bertaček dropped a new video


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.77127 del
>>77121
bookies, lmao


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.77128 del
>>77120
Apparently he had knee surgery done in December so his season will start late


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77129 del
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>>77126
Who would it be then? 2000+

>PINOT
>LANDA
>YATESI
>PORTE
>SPILAK
>RODRIGUEZ
>KREUZIGER
>LOPEZ, MIGUEL ANGEL
>KLODEN
>FUGLSANG
>MAS NICOLAU
>ARMSTRONG
>LEIPHEIMER
>URAN URAN
>BARDET


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.77130 del
scoring some core work


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.77131 del
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>>77128
>knee surgery before hitting the U23
grim tiding for him


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.77132 del
>>77131
Feltet has an article about it from late January. He says he's not too worried about it.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.77133 del
>>77129
feel like this armstrong fella could have potential


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.77134 del
>>77129
crashweak had a good string going for a while


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.77135 del
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To live is to suffer


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77136 del
>>77135
any news of the roadside fan that got taken out by a moto?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.77137 del
>>77135
At least the medic was there very fast


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.77138 del
>>77121
it's so over for jonas


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.77139 del
>>77129
Didn't Simon Yates just win the il Giro?


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.77140 del
>>77139
gonna be stripped m8


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.77141 del
>>77139
The average Yates twin has 1 grand tour win but that's Simoni carrying the heavy load there. Adamy Yeis still hasn't won his own.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.77142 del
Seixas is probably exempt from controle de dopage. UCI needed to do something against Pog


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.77143 del
Well I know many of my continental berts are heading to bed. I sincerely hope there's no nuclear Armageddon tonight, and we can enjoy a French WT stage race victory together.


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.77144 del
oh scheisse, almost forgot about scheisseprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.77145 del
Stage 3 /bet/

>Seixas 7.5
>Toro 7.5
>Healy 13
>Lawrance 13
>Aranburu 15
>Scaroni 15
>Simmons 15
>Solar 19
>Bagioli 19
>Cort 19
>Skjelmose 23
>Nulty 26
>Kron 26
>Roglic 29
>Voklen 34
>Holland 34
>Allah 34
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 41
>Lipowitz 81
>Izagirre 81


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77146 del
GC /bet/

>Seixas 1.071
>Roglic 21
>Lipowitz 21
>Toro 34
>Skjelmose 51
>Izagirre 81
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 301


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.77147 del
>>77145
the next three stages will be Arambaru wins


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.77148 del
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Schadeprijs OFFICIAL /bet/

>Groenewagen 3
>Philipsen 3
>Merlier 4
>Meeus 7.5
>Moschetti 15
>Fretin 26
>Bittner 34
>Kogut 41
>ACKermann 41
>Analnikolikowski 51
>MAGAgnotti 51
>Bauhaus 67
>Jeanniere 67
>Poppel 81
>De Hairs 81
...
>Rajovic 101
>Crabbe 151
>Sentjens 201


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.77149 del
Friendly reminder that rappe jappe will be saving matches for the Haute de France classic


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.77150 del
more like slurpingprijs


Bert 04/07/2026 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.77151 del
>>77148
Axelshit just exactly copied this, including Kogut for some reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.77152 del
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>>77148
>ACKermann on Kogut level


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.77153 del
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We are sleeping on the Grand Tour of Vietnam
Stage 5 of HTV Cup already behind us with NGUYEN humbled at the line


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.77154 del
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>>77153
>110 runners at the start
>38 named NGUYEN


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.77155 del
>>77154
imagine if this was a velogame and kurwabert had to track all the NGUYENs


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.77156 del
>It was a grim sight during the second stage of the Tour of the Basque Country: Mikel Landa lying on the asphalt after a fall, showing no signs of getting up. It was not immediately clear what had happened, but we now know more. Landa was hit by the race doctor's car.

Easy money


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.77158 del
LANDA DNS

>>77155
Felt a shiver down my arms.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.77159 del
>>77158
I'm very sad for Landa, I think he could've won the Giro last spring if not for the fall in stage 1 that also killed my veloteam


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.77160 del
I read somewhere that Seixas has autism


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.77161 del
>>77160
He also drives trains and makes bad veloteams I read


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.77162 del
>>77160
>autismdoping
what else does he have?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.77163 del
>Vrouwen
that can't be a real word


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.77164 del
>>77163
it's just written a bit funny Frau


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.77165 del
>>77148
Bet 365 banned france from just LOOKING at the odds and so did many other.
Literally have to vpn or pray some autist on /cyc/ posts them now
Thanksfully i can count on you guys


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.77167 del
sponsored by bert365
that's why it's on the cyc team jersey


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.77168 del
I use Unibert because I've always used it and can't be arsed to make another account


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.77169 del
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31 Dylan Groenewegen
31 Jasper Philipsen
25 Jordi Meeus
17 Matteo Moschetti
15 Pavel Bittner
13 Tim Merlier
12 Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 Milan Fretin
5 Oded Kogut
5 Tom Crabbe
4 Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 Timothy Dupont
2 Edward Theuns
2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 Jelle Vermoote
2 Laurence Pithie
1 Simon Dehairs
1 Dušan Rajović
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Hugo Hofstetter
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 Emīls Liepiņš
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Ben Oliver
1 Đorđe Đurić
1 Tim Marsman
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 Jens Verbrugghe
1 Pierre Thierry
1 Noah Vandenbranden
1 Niklas Larsen

>6==

4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
>frfr on god
>>using pedals
>MVDF
>Quick Rundown


2 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer Stanisław Aniołkowski
>Lennergy Pharma
>6th Column


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.77170 del
>>77169
lol you're muslim now that's new


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.77171 del
Go on Healy attack you coward, save my dying veloteam


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.77172 del
>>77165
Wait there is another french on bertchan?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.77173 del
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>>77170
Dariush Bertani


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.77174 del
>>77172
There are false-positive flags but there are two Bérts indeed.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.77175 del
VEISTROFFER does something


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.77176 del
>>77174
crazy, always thought I was the only one


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.77177 del
>>77168
you can look at odds on bert365 without an account


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.77178 del
Who are the ones who picked Kogut, so that we can identify Axelgaard copiers


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.77179 del
>>77172
We are all french on these blessed days


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.77180 del
HEIL SEIXAS


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.77181 del
>>77176
I don’t post much.
We’re literally neck and neck in velodrama too.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.77182 del
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L'Etape Czech is organising a GROUP RIDE with 60 EUR entry fee


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.77183 del
>>77181
Not for long looking at my team in itazulia


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.77184 del
>>77164
it just crossed my mind that there's a Frau in fraud


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.77185 del
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>>77178


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.77186 del
>>77182
let me guess, you need less?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.77187 del
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>Merlier or Meeus


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.77188 del
5th big chute in 10km at the femmes


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.77189 del
>>77178
Kogut and Sharteneer were both 6.
Guess how many points the latter reeled in last time I picked him...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.77190 del
The le Tour in 1924

>"You have no idea what the Tour de France is,' Henri (Pélissier) said. "It's a calvary. And what's more, the way to the cross only had 14 stations — we've got 15. We suffer on the road. But do you want to see how we keep going? Wait...' From his bag he takes a phial. "That, that's cocaine for our eyes and chloroform for our gums..."

>"Here," said Ville, tipping out the contents of his bag, "horse liniment to keep my knees warm. And pills? You want to see the pills?" They got out three boxes apiece.

>"In short," said Francis, "we run on dynamite.'

>Henri takes up the story. "You ever seen the baths at the finish? It's worth buying a ticket. You go in plastered with mud and you come out as white as a sheet. We're drained all the time by diarrhoea. Have a look at the water. We can't sleep at night. We're twitching as if we've got St Vitus's Dance. You see my shoelaces? They're leather, as hard as nails, but they're always breaking. So imagine what happens to our skin. And our toenails. I've lost six. They fall off a bit at a time all through the stage. They wouldn't treat mules the way we're treated. We're not weaklings, but my God, they treat us so brutally. And if I so much as stick a newspaper under my jersey at the start, they check to see it's still there at the finish. One day they'll start putting lumps of lead in our pocket because God made men too light."


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.77191 del
>>77190
Based


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.77192 del
>>77190
kek we went from that to cancelling races because of wind and rain


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.77193 del
>>77192
But we did keep the pharmacopoeia


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.77194 del
So we might actually get some rain for Roubaix


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.77195 del
>>77194
Nothing ever happens


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.77196 del
>>77178
I picked him before the optakt was published THOUGH


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.77197 del
>>77196
Prove it


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.77198 del
should all KOGUT pickers be forced to pay reparations or all honest velogoomblers? I think so!


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.77199 del
KOGUT moe like NOGUTS


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.77200 del
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ABANDON ISAAC DEL TORO


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.77201 del
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>>77200
excuse me? why?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.77202 del
>>77201
Out of shame probably


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.77203 del
>del Toro Isaac (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) abandoned the race.
its real
its so over


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.77204 del
>>77200
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE GOD DAMN FUCK


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.77205 del
>>77197
I already picked him for UAE Tour last year, so he's been on my veloradar for a while now


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.77206 del
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>>77201
>>77202
chute


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.77207 del
New footage of the Remco chute (there was no pothole)
https://xcancel.com/LucGrefte/status/2041865876169703724


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.77208 del
>>77207
what the hell it looks and sounds like he randomly locked up his frontwheel. Full squeeze of the front brake because of seethe induced brainfog?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.77209 del
Hilarious pictures of remco's chute on sporaz for catalunya


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.77210 del
DEL TORO not looking good tbh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.77211 del
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Grugbros?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.77213 del
>>77207
Disc brakes, not even once


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.77214 del
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>>77200


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.77215 del
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>>77207
ding ding ding


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.77216 del
>>77207
Spontaneous unprovoked chute comicale


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.77217 del
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Need Bertollo for a quick factcheck


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.77218 del
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>>77200
>>77206
Amazing.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77219 del
PARCHEGGIO JUAN AYUSO PESQUERA


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77220 del
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>beats 5 WT pros in the 2025 NC
>stops racing for no reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77221 del
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>Ayuso is struggling


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.77222 del
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I thought Del Toro had "trained well in Mexico"?!?!

We all know what that means...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.77223 del
>>77220
turns out he is a /turnleft/ kind of guy


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.77224 del
Moschetti fucked by mechanical


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.77225 del
pelotao not gonna win today huh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.77226 del
captain america must be mad that some fraudulent rider will win today


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.77227 del
Why didn't G2 simply pedal harder? They are still within 40 seconds and they are so many riders it should 100% have been possible for them to catch them.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.77228 del
>>77227
Because ummm..."I'm not pulling so someone else can win".
Just g2 stuff.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.77229 del
le Pays basque c'est a nous, les Pays-Bas aussi


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.77230 del
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another day, another French victory


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.77231 del
Wheelsucker beaten by another honorable and clean French rider. Truly the golden age of cycling.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.77232 del
Chuterie magnifique.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77233 del
is that his wife or mom?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77234 del
knowing macron, I assume that hag is his wife


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77235 del
Greenstreets bros... not like this


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77236 del
Greenways OUT


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.77237 del
>>77233
why not both


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.77238 del
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don't know why seixass sprinted for 12th place, but why not


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77239 del
MERLIER wins the chutefest


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77240 del
merlel heads and shoulders above everyone damn


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.77241 del
Ok, Merler was fine.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.77242 del
looks like his knees are ok again


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.77243 del
Random top 10, Big Duszan, Żak, the other Dekker?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.77244 del
Textbook Merlier sprint there too


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.77245 del
meus looked slow as fuck kek


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.77246 del
Heh, Kogut was in the first third of the bunch going into the last 2 km yet somehow managed to teleport himself outside of the top 75


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.77247 del
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>>77246
still better than Groenewegen, heh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.77248 del
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>>77247
>he picked the jud


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.77249 del
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>>77248
And I dropped the real 6 pointer.
What do you think about that?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.77250 del
>>77169
I need some stats: Who picked Meeus instead of Merlier?
(mututally exclusive teams)


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.77251 del
>that schelde top 7
catastrophique


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.77252 del
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>>77249
Very good, very nice.
>>77250
Merlier had a bum knee and a deebly goncerning performance in his first race.
Bit of a size for ants but wanted to fit it somehow.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.77253 del
>>77252
hmm, safepicking...
anyway
not gonna listen to Axel "it appeared to me in a dream" Fraud again

only if it makes sense, ahh


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.77254 del
You guys need to respect my boy jeanniere


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.77255 del
having a BIG sandvich today to charge up for me evening ride


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.77256 del
>>77254
he's been dogshit all season


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.77257 del
bad weather in roubaix on saturday, almost brothers


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.77258 del
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>>77257
Turns out pogi will have to try another year


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.77259 del
>>77258
colbrelli bros it's our day


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.77260 del
>>77207
is this a front disc lock up?
a squeeze would look more instant no?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.77261 del
>snow on friday morning
I don't believe it


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.77262 del
>>77257
>>77258
Nothing ever happens. It's going to be sunny with 20 degrees and you know it.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.77263 del
>>77259
If we had the same conditions this year, pogi and grug would be alone with 140 to go. Insane race that was


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.77264 del
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>>77263
my favorite webms


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.77265 del
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>>77264


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.77266 del
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>>77265


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.77267 del
PR
MSR
LBL
SB
power gap
LOM
RVV


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.77268 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.77269 del
>>77264
Forgot how skelly he went for the rio olympics


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.77270 del
>>77267
absolutely nobody cares about LBL


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.77271 del
>>77264
>>77265
>>77266
>>77268
>gramps commutes to school 1968 colorized


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.77272 del
>>77270
POGI vs SEIXAS is going to be good


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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.77274 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.77275 del
>>77274
do you have the degenkolb murder from that other edition?


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.77276 del
>>77274
Top5 webm of all time


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.77278 del
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GC. >>77277


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>>77264
>>77265
>>77266
cobbled
>>77268
stoned


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.77280 del
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I have so many


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.77281 del
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>>77275


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.77282 del
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they would literally not ride in these circumstances these days


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.77283 del
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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.77284 del
crazy that Moscon almost won that


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.77285 del
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Great season 2021


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.77286 del
>>77285
ahh Z2 pogi now that was a rider


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.77287 del
I am cleaning up my /cyc/ folder and it is an inhumana task


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.77288 del
>>77287
Priorities, at least our bikes are well cleaned and maintained.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.77289 del
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>>77287
you find the weirdest shit in your cyc folder
related, some de lie webm


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.77290 del
>>77289
I am finding a lot of food and photos of mechanical issues for some reason


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.77291 del
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>>77289


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.77292 del
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>>77289


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.77293 del
>>77292
I'd jump in if I get to keep the bike
just take of your shoes


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>>77292
I can hear the music in my head


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.77295 del
>Does Philipsen see an explanation for his weaker sprint? "I've been dealing with a cold for a while that's been bothering me." It remains to be seen if that will still affect him on Sunday during Paris-Roubaix, one of his major goals of the spring

I guess I won't be going full alpecin this year on velodrama


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.77296 del
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There is an actual prostitute in my cycling club and she rides frequently and is actually not half bad. She also follows me and comments on my activities sometimes


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.77297 del
>>77296
Tell her to do niche onlyfans instead


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.77298 del
>>77296
tell your cycling club she makes you uncomfortable and ask her to leave


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.77299 del
2021 PR is what made me dedicate frankly excessive amounts of time to following ciclismo and eventually velogoombling. I think I've been chasing that high ever since.


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.77300 del
>>77296
ask her if you can get a discount because you are cycilng buddies


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.77301 del
>>77300
me too


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.77302 del
>>77296
give her sattel the old sniff test


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.77303 del
HAUSSLER heinrich...now there was a runner


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 21:51 [Preview] No.77304 del
>>77303
My favorite Australian runner


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Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.77306 del
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1904: Henri CORNET wins Tour de France at age 19
2026: Paul SEIXAS...


Bert 04/08/2026 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.77307 del
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>>77296
wasn't cycling bad for the clam or something


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puffy bearded clam's


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.77309 del
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>>77267


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.77310 del
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>tfw no big booba thot cyc gf


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.77311 del
>>77310
skill issue


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.77312 del
>>77307
This is disability tier.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.77313 del
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And just like that, it's sunny


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.77314 del
>>77310
Big nose


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.77315 del
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greg the deuce is also a njal fan it seems


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.77316 del
>>77313
I could,ve told you that 2 days ago. The good weather models didn't give shit.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.77317 del
>>77316
Which ones are good? Meteo france isn't so bad usually


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.77318 del
>>77315
probably cleaner than him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.77319 del
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Yep, also clear on wxcharts.
It may be muddy though.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.77320 del
They're adding the Goolaerts sector back this year. I think they have a small monument for him


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.77321 del
>>77320
That's nice


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.77322 del
>>77307
you would think so since they sit right on it but then again the amount of femmes out there makes one wonder how bad could it possibly be.
Maybe current year saddles got rid of all problems ... somehow


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Can't think of many things better than a nice longer easy rape and a nice 90s dad thriller to watch alongside it.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.77324 del
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>>77323
Thriller setting? I mean like modern America? Post-war America? America and Sudaca or Europe?


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.77325 del
>>77323
I can think of a few


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.77326 del
>>77323
I would prefer riding outside


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.77327 del
>Decathlon CMA CGM is launching a women's team next year, but that is not the only change the French team is implementing. Or rather, French team… Starting next season, Decathlon CMA CGM will ride under a Swiss license. Multiple sources have confirmed this to WielerFlits. Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.

France... Has fallen


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.77328 del
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>several dozen
Can't we have normal noombers.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.77329 del
>>77327
>Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.
first they were like, we offer the same prices like in France and Germany and profit thanks to the lower VAT in Switzerland. but these days they are much more expensive than when you buy across the border. there's Decathlon in Lörrach or Annemasse and can even get the German or French VAT back if you care.


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.77330 del
Eddy Merckx is dying


Bert 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.77331 del
>>77324
It was The Peacemaker with George Clooney and Nicole Kidman, set in 90s Russia/Azerbaijan/Balkans/US. I have a soft spot for those 90s thrillers (can be espionage, courtroom drama, government conspiracy etc), quite good production values and great actors. Nowadays that kind of "adult thriller" is nonexistent, probably replaced by bad netflix shows. Here's a nice list of the films: https://letterboxd.com/max_read/list/the-90s-dad-thriller-core-canon/
>>77325
>>77326
Yes well it was under zero degrees outside in the morning and I have work to do in the afternoon when it's nice weather


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