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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No. 82063
Giants of cyclisme editon

>Current and upcoming road races
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.82064 del
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first for intrusive thoughts


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.82065 del
>>82039
Pondered adjusting him in last minute but I knew this would that once adjoostment to far, dodging the curse ever so slightly.
I have Maurizio Schmitt and Brapp. The alternative was Roglic and.. Voisard? Nah.
Looking at it now maybe just should have picked GODon and hope he passes the passos.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.82067 del
oh hey FFB is in good shape again


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.82068 del
>>82047
mail a request to fiscal and our finest paypigs might consider allowing the p*rchase using petty cash


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.82069 del
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please watch the skoda cup. group B games with Canada, Czechia, Sweden and some guest nations will be held in this arena.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.82070 del
Why did the teams bother to bring tt bikes for gregarios?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.82071 del
Quintana wins Romandie???


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.82072 del
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HIDDEN replaced by placeholder riders now


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.82073 del
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4 point shitters unite


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.82074 del
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If Tadej goes 8.7w/kg for 4 min, would he win?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.82075 del
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Well I am going on a ride
If the organisers wanted me to observe 3 minutes of dopage, they should have started him earlier


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.82076 del
>>82073
Van der Lee is not on the startlist Bert. I hope I don't get that disgusting dopeur Conca


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.82077 del
>>82076
oh well, not like I knew who to pick anyway


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.82078 del
Pogi gonna get cucked by rain


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.82079 del
>>82078
was wondering why every good rider started early


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.82080 del
DNF


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.82081 del
grossfarter will top 3


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.82082 del
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>>82073
Asspointbros!


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.82083 del
>Jacopo Mosca long way from Russia


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.82084 del
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went for a nice gravel ride through Wienerwald


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.82085 del
>>82084
comfy


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.82086 del
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>>82084
nice


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.82087 del
>>82086
they had some DELICIOUS chicken, too bad nearly all of the locations closed already


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.82088 del
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always member


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.82089 del
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31 Tadej Pogačar
21 Lenny Martinez
20 Florian Lipowitz
17 Jørgen Nordhagen
16 Louis Vervaeke
13 Domen Novak
10 Valentin Paret-Peintre
9 Oscar Onley
8 Albert Withen Philipsen
6 Robert Stannard
6 Kamil Gradek
6 Henri-François Renard-Haquin
6 Asbjørn Hellemose
5 Dorian Godon
5 Joel Suter
5 Yannis Voisard
5 Mauro Schmid
5 Vegard Stake Laengen
5 MARKEL BELOKI
5 Robin Donzé
5 Marco Frigo
5 Luke Plapp
4 JARDI CHRISTIAAN VAN DER LEE
4 Patrick Gamper
4 Menno Huising
4 Andrew August
4 Jakob Söderqvist
3 Filip Maciejuk
3 Steven Kruijswijk
3 Filippo Conca
3 Jacopo Mosca
3 Pavel Novák
3 Marco Schrettl
2 Daniel Felipe Martínez
2 Damiano Caruso
2 Jan Tratnik
2 Lorenzo Germani
2 Pablo Castrillo
2 George Bennett
2 Adrien Boichis
2 Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
2 Ivo Oliveira
2 Roland Thalmann
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Georg Steinhauser
1 Jorge Arcas
1 Ben Swift
1 Bauke Mollema
1 Warren Barguil
1 David Gaudu
1 Nairo Quintana
1 Antonio Tiberi
1 Maximilian Schachmann
1 Pavel Sivakov
1 Mattia Gaffuri
1 Floris Van Tricht
1 Tijmen Graat
1 Anton Schiffer
1 Clément Berthet
1 NIKIAS ARNDT
1 Primož Roglič
1 Alexy Faure Prost
1 Lorenzo Fortunato
1 Davide Toneatti
1 Vlad Van Mechelen
1 Finn Fisher-Black


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.82090 del
Imagine pog does a chute catastrofale today and it changes the whole next decade of cycling


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.82091 del
>>82089
Quintana believer 🙏


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.82092 del
pogiloseslol


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.82093 del
>>82092
His vengeance will be furious tomorrow


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.82094 del
>gaudu almost last on a punchy prologue
can't they just break contract or something


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.82095 del
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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.82096 del
>>82094
he went off the road


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.82097 del
>>82089
>1 Primož Roglič
But we don't have a team fraudU-lance anymore


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.82098 del
>>82096
a few years ago yeah


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.82099 del
>>82075
ride? it's a nap day today


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.82100 del
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>U-U-U-UAE!


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.82101 del
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>>82098


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.82102 del
>>82100
If you only ate more huhn schnitzels and napped harder.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.82103 del
>>82100
the early pancakes are for the children


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.82104 del
I got Germani. No idea who the fuck that is. He is not even German. This is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.82105 del
>>82104
I got some DNF merchant KENCH


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.82106 del
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Wait Germani was 16th. Almost points but still zero. Is he doing this just to screw with me


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.82107 del
>>82106
they showed his face at the end, he was going all out to get you a few points but couldn't do it


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.82108 del
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what the fuck, why did nobody say he was looking like a walking corpse


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.82109 del
>>82108
Sex ass already stealing his life force
it's over, VINEGAR will win the le tour


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.82110 del
>>82108
wtf he's giga hyper mega sick how did this go unnoticed


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.82111 del
he's still winning Romandie in his sleep


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.82112 del
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>It was (most likely) the shoe


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.82113 del
>>82108
Two Berts didn't pick him. Maybe one of them poisoned him or something... Anything for velopoints


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.82114 del
>>82112
You've got to be kidding me, the squeaking is done?!? After years??


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.82115 del
>>82114
it will come back


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.82116 del
I was wondering why I didn't pick Godon and then I checked my team and it turns out I did.

But why did I pick Only....


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.82117 del
so much wind
every day
its not even fun to ride with tailwind anymore


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.82118 del
>>82114
This was a different sort of squeaking than before, the OG one is bound to come back sooner than later


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.82119 del
>>82112
so, you will never buy a product from specialized ever again


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.82120 del
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>>82117
VERY windy, and the wind is pretty cold too
On sun, you are melting, in shadows it's suddenly really cold


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.82121 del
>>82120
>>82112
faahve more rides til the shoes are dead, gone


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.82122 del
>haven't ridden since my 10 minute pr 10 days ago
>sick just before I can ride again
This was my peak, wasn't it? I'm never going to see such power ever again


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.82123 del
>>82120
yep wind really is cool


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.82124 del
>>82122
Isn't that a sad thought? That one day, we will hit a PR and never best it?

We may not even be aware of that day....


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.82125 del
>>82124
I'm only 35 though, with proper training (doping) I should peak at least at 45


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.82126 del
>>82125
>bert is still in his early 30s
still at least 20 years of peak performance ahead of you


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.82127 del
>>82126
some of us haven't even hit their 30s yet


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.82128 del
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35 is middle age


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.82129 del
>>82127
nobody's perfect


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>>82128
it is, yes


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.82131 del
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oh my


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.82132 del
About to pass the infamous bridge. I have to say every time I come to Danemark the weather is perfect. Almost like they're trying to trick me


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.82133 del
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I only came to ciclismo in my late 20s.
(I am from a football city)


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.82134 del
>>82133
Same except I was a fat guy


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.82135 del
>>82132
Are you a Finn driving home or a Frenchman going back to his Norwegian retreat?
Either way come home white man. Denmark is beautiful in this half of the year.


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>>82133
I did mtb as a kid and on top some road cycling in my early teens but somehow completely stopped riding bikes between 18 and like 27.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.82137 del
>>82135
Latter, but I'm staying in Danemark this time.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.82138 del
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after a year of diagnoses my bowel problems have finally been solved, no more fear of dumoulin for me


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.82139 del
>>82138
So what's the diagnosis


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.82140 del
>>82139
colon spasms triggered by certain things like stress or hard efforts
been trialing some pills for it and it actually worked


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.82141 del
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>>82138
What was the cause?
Slurped too much semen?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.82142 del
>>82141
atleast I never shit in the bushes like you squeaker


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.82143 del
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>>82142
Nothing brings you more in touch with the nature like doing a number 2 in the hinterlands


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>>82141
certified autismbert banger


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.82145 del
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>>82144
My jokes are funny, that one doesn't even make any sense. Is that the real Bertacek or an imposter


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.82146 del
>>82145
yea


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.82147 del
>>82132
I hope you pointed to the bridge. Speaking of pointing, what happened to the Sander guy who used to point at things on Eurosport?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.82148 del
>>82147
didnt he become a LAB employee


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.82149 del
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>>82145
I have a ghostwriter for my jokes


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.82150 del
>>82148
he left already, I think he works for eurosport again
probably tired of regurgitating plugge's bullshit


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.82151 del
>>82149
let me know if you ever tell one pal, looking forward to some humour around here for a change


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>>82131
Based Lidl drip


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.82153 del
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Stage 1

>Pogacar 1.2
>Martinez 13
>Only 15
>Lipowitz 19
>Paret 23
>Withen 23 (?)
>Roglic 34
>Schmid 34
>Champoussin 41
>Plapp 51
>Godon 51
>Rodriguez Cano 51
...
>August 81
>Martinez Povidla 101
>Gaudu 101
>Quintana 151


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.82154 del
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What went wrong?
Besides being the son that your father didn't name after himself


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.82155 del
Feltet spinning rumors that Vingegaard is likely to go to Ineos in the coming years.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.82156 del
>>82154
I have no idea what that means or who that is


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.82157 del
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>>82156
It's the great Matje VACEK who is having an anus horribilis
Besides that, his father Karel named his favourite son Karel (now retired in shame) so clearly Matje is not the favourite son


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.82158 del
>>82157
he looks like the great SEPP Kuss
that was his first mistake


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.82159 del
>>82157
He always rides so passively.
Like in the walloon tour last year where he was 1 second from winning GC on the last stage and then he just kept chilling in 30th position will Strong kept attacking and taking seconds.
In the classics too, he's always there but doesn't do shit, he barely even works for mads.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.82161 del
>“Have genes to gain weight easily”: Evenepoel on physique and achieving ideal Tour weight

New cope just dropped


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.82162 del
>>82161
He just liek me!


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.82163 del
boy oh boy, I sure do wonder what's going to happen on that 8.9km at 9.8% climb in Romandie today

surely in for big surprises


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.82164 del
>>82163
VPP bros this is OUR climb


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.82165 del
>>82164
Would have picked pareil-feindre but for me he was joined by the hip with Onley so didn't happen.
And nothing will happen because he is going to be G2 with 25 seconds on G3 (with Schmid, without GODon) on top just to be caught well before meta.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.82166 del
>>82163
at least you can stop watching after today


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.82167 del
>>82161
Lmao, so do I but if I eat chicken and rice I still lose weight you fat fuck


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.82168 del
>>82167
If you eat more chicken and rice you won't


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.82169 del
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>>82161
Hehe, "big" genes!


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.82170 del
>Decathlon is recalling several expensive racing bikes from its in-house brand Van Rysel because the stem of a specific model can break.
Seixas bros...


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.82171 del
>>82161
well this is confirmation that it really is just a w/kg issue with him, he gets dropped on any climb long or short because he's 5 kg overweight


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.82172 del
>>82170
paypigs lose again


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.82173 del
>>82170
should've produced in chyna fools


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.82174 del
>DNS MARTINEZ


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.82175 del
>>82174
Picnig is so fucked


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.82176 del
28% chance for none of my 4x4s to be in the 7 breakaway.
Of course I have hit it.
72% chance at least on my 4x4s would be there.
Of course I didn't hit it.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.82177 del
For /cyc/ overall it is almost 50-50, 17 berts have none, 19 have at least one.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.82178 del
>>82176
Why would you not pick Vervaeke. That was the only obvious one. The rest is just random garbage


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.82179 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlist

Noombers for the Il Giro. Groves with #1 for some reason?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.82180 del
>>82179
175 is the only noomber I need to know


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.82181 del
>>82180
That's where he'll be in GC?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.82182 del
>>82179
teams are on alphabetical order, so the noombers mean nothing - NETCOMPANY ofc being INEOS previously


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.82183 del
>>82181
my boy is gonna finish above the kamna zone and you will seethe


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.82184 del
I'm only Oomen after all


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.82185 del
>>82183
Kämna is washed beyond belief and didn't even make the cut to be on the start, so "above the Kämna zone" means nothing


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.82186 del
>>82185
were you born yesterday or something?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.82187 del
>>82186
current year kämnazone is quite literally off the startlist
its so over for kusscels


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.82188 del
Onley Abandon


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.82189 del
>>82186
Surely the Kämna zone isn't static?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.82190 del
>>82187
>current year
why did you invent that part?
the malding has already begun


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.82191 del
the kamna zone is more than a man
it is a primordial form, an abstraction that trancends the writhing of the seasons


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.82192 del
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>>82188


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.82193 del
>>82190
>>82191
the great kuss copening


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.82194 del
>>82188
lol
lmao


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.82195 del
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>>82178
I didn't know he was, one of the very few for whomst I did open a tab to look into.
Why didn't you tell me.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.82196 del
>>82188
Ouch, nice trap.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.82197 del
>>82195
*did not open a tab to look into


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.82198 del
>>82192
you are reading the 4/cyc/ newspaper here?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.82199 del
Many bertchan frequenters will not be jazzed about the Onley news.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.82200 del
>>82188
Heh, onley 9 Berts are crying now.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.82201 del
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ANIOŁKOWSKI won, glad my yesterday's pep talk got to him.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.82202 del
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yes


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.82203 del
FUCK


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.82204 del
it's fine, I have Vervaeke and Thalmann, that will surely compensate for Onley


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.82205 del
god Brian Smith is such a depressing commentator


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.82206 del
headwind after the descend, which would be 20km to the finish line.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.82207 del
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>I highly doubt it.

Why waste our time with this drivel Berts?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.82208 del
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>the finish of the race will be like an FTP test


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.82209 del
About 10 minutes till turning off the stream


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.82210 del
listen I just want to see record estimated w/kg numbers


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.82211 del
>>82209
the break is making it


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.82213 del
GODON lachee


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.82214 del
>>82212
hm...


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.82215 del
squeakers lachés


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.82216 del
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Apparently TRATNIK is heavily on team back pain


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.82217 del
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Attacking ratatouille tomorrow, first time this year.
Tomatoes till suck but some yellow kind are passing.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.82218 del
ROGLIC on high alert in position 50


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.82219 del
>>82218
roglic doesn't even notice he's climbing


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.82220 del
why did Onley even start?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.82221 del
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Not gonna lie wacting runners gradually lachee one by one is my guilty pleasure


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.82222 del
chessman and formolo lachés


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.82223 del
consider this: primoz roglic


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.82224 del
>Swiss rai


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.82225 del
>DNF


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.82226 del
MARTINEZ POVIDLA lachee
ROGLIC & LIPOWITZ in position


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.82227 del
uhhh, ohhh, riders drooping


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.82228 del
Attaque Tadej Pogacar or something


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.82229 del
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bertaczek just turned off the stream...oh wait go on Primoz


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.82230 del
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ROGLIC


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.82231 del
Lenny :)


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.82232 del
>>82229
Is that from Trine's app?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.82233 del
Man I just make every wrong pick in Velogoombling. Just every time.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.82234 del
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ROGLIC could follow but is waiting for LIPOWITZ


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.82235 del
based LENNY


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.82236 del
So who the fuck is that, Castrillo?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.82237 del
>>He's going to blow and finish 8min back if he doesn't watch out.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.82238 del
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CASTRILLO of all places aware and present


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.82239 del
August lachee goddamnit


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.82240 del
>>82236
Cepeda


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82241 del
waar pablito


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82242 del
ROGLIC lachee


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82243 del
Feels like I've already seen this episode


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82244 del
Yep, CEPEDA


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82245 del
>>82241
answering the cartel call


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82246 del
Wow that's pretty good from Albert


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.82247 del
>>82240
CEPEDA??????
This is even worse


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.82248 del
cam on Stonehouser


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.82249 del
Higuita Cepeda and Cepeda. Sure whatever


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.82250 del
ROGLIC looks like he's in Z2 but can't be arsed


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.82251 del
Where's my boy Caruso?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.82252 del
wtf thats the wrong cepeda
stop climbing


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.82253 del
>>82251
Lachee a long long time ago


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.82254 del
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the la vuelta de Gila kicks off today in Silver City, and this year's edition has it all!
your big hitters STITES, HAUG, VARGAS, CLASSEN, and KESSLER will be there of course, and the TT promises fireworks, especially the much anticipated showdown between FUCHS and CHILD
plus, numerous other superstars will be at the start, from fan favorite CEPEDA to Tàchira stalwart COLON and "the brazilian wout" DA PAIXAO MARQUES
my favorite part of the race is always the rising talents, and this year there are many; really looking forward to seeing big performances from BRAVO, WOJCIECHOWSKI, the young squeaker GIRÈME, LOKEY, and SCOPINICH-BURGEL
anyone else hyped to finally cure their Gila Fever?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82255 del
ah yes the big 4


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82256 del
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Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82257 del
Lipobeast motoring


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82258 del
Petit-Ventre was ever on the cam?
Fraudulent.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82259 del
Pogatcher on death's door


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.82260 del
Cepeda was only 8 but how the fuck can you predict that


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.82261 del
>>82258
Nowhere to be found. Should have just fucking gone for Nordhagen


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.82262 del
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if any one of these idiots is even THINKING about pulling for pog on the flat, I will make some calls


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.82263 del
>>82258
Nordhagen was the pick


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.82264 del
with the long flat finish it makes sense that he wouldn't necessarily want to do that solo


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.82265 del
>>82263
I have Nordhagen, his slot was never in danger. I did have Onley-VPP for the longest time, but switched them to Schmid-Brapp


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.82266 del
is Pogi dying? Seixas wins el Touro


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.82267 del
>>82260
I knew that
its just that I have the EF cepeda and not that one ..


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.82268 del
Bohemesque quality of road though


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.82269 del
>>82262
He'll be by himself by then Desu


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.82270 del
Liposhit lachee


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.82271 del
>>82268
this is shocking from the Swiss


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.82272 del
>>82262
it's the correct choice, they gain some time on other GC contenders and at worst lose a few seconds to Pog due to boni


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.82273 del
>>82267
Alveiro

They're cousins Bert


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.82274 del
Pog must be deathly ill or he really doesn't give a shit


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.82275 del
LIPOWITZ truly is the ALMEIDA of his generation


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.82276 del
Why Onley

Why


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.82277 del
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>>82272
hmm okay, true


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.82278 del
You could have had the top 5 plus 4 shitters. Why did I have to take August


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.82279 del
>>82278
I have August and Onley :)


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.82280 del
>>82274
He does give a shit. He deliberately chose to race the Swiss races so he can cross off all major stage races on his winlist.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.82281 del
>>82267
>its just that I have the EF cepeda and not that one ..
He's in Gruppo Roglic according to PCS, that's not so bad


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.82282 del
>>82278
that asshole won something not long ago I also had that in the back of my mind but I didn't pick him for race related reasons


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.82283 del
>>82280
But with the least effort possible then


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.82284 del
>>82281
yea I saw but gruppo roglic is filled with CRod, Cat killer and within phillipsen for some reason so I have no hope for a top 10 result, the entire group will get caught or something


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.82285 del
good guy pog


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.82286 del
Great sound engineering from Swiss RAI.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.82287 del
God dammit that really IS a horrible road
I know it is a loop going nowhere but still


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.82288 del
BREAKING: no Carapaz in Giro confirmed


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.82289 del
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GPS timekeeping doesn't work in hairpin curvas


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.82290 del
>>82287
very belgian structure


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.82291 del
the infamous Swiss vineyards


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.82292 del
please understand, this is a communal road in the most corrupt canton with the most drunk drivers of Switzerland, it has to be maintained by the town itself.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.82293 del
>>82291
winebert still hasn't recovered from the shitty suisse wine. that dry white wine is only good to be used in Fondue.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.82294 del
>ey Lipo you never pull he


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.82295 del
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primoz 1 minute behind


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.82296 del
anyone have a working daddystreams
tiz keeps buffering for me


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.82297 del
>>82296
yeah the first daddy stream is working great


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.82298 del
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roglic
plapp
higuita
lecerf jr.
tuck well
rodriguez
fortunato
tiberi


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.82299 del
Phillipsen, Bennett, EF Cepeda and Berthet in grupo Roglic


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.82300 del
>>82299
fucking hell, how fraudulent is the parrot painter
why didn't I play it safe with nerdhagen


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.82301 del
>>82297
I mean a link bert, the ones I have don't work anymore


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.82303 del
>>82280
I think mauro is a friend with the race organizer


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.82305 del
>>82300
outside of Pog and Lenny I have NOBODY


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.82306 del
OK, interviews done, went fine, seems like a nice place. Let's see in a month if they give me the job.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.82307 del
>>82300
tbh, I made the same pick. VPP looked really good in Catalunya, was solid in Paris-Nice while Nordhagen was not that impressive in Galicia. So I think VPP was still the most obvious pick between the two of them.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.82308 del
lipowitz is of the vingegaard kind


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.82309 del
So what is the use. Even if Lipobitch stays in the wheels for 200 km he is not winning that sprint


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.82310 del
>>82306
Good luck Bert


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.82311 del
>>82301
The one in the OP on 4cyc works
And 480p tiz works for me, too


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.82312 del
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>>82309
hehe I was thinking the same thing


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.82313 del
>>82311
480p has been buffering for weeks for me
1080p doesn't exist and 720p only works when it's youtube
that website is cursed for me

>>82302
>>82304
thanks boys


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.82314 del
>>82308
>>82309
slurpowitz...


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.82315 del
>>82310
Merci!


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.82316 del
>could have had 1-2-3-4 like everybody else
>had to be a contrarian and pick Caruso instead of Nordhagen


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.82317 del
>>82313
tiz is basically unusable now with the adblock sensor; even disabling everything it gets triggered somehow and if it doesn't, the stream sucks


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.82318 del
>>82316
Me too but August. But I doubt anyone has all 4


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.82319 del
>>82316
the real strength is resisting the stupid adjustments,
MVDF knew this


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.82320 del
30 seconds. They are coming back and Philipsengod wins


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.82321 del
based lipo falling for the champion psy op


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.82322 del
not a fan of Lipo 2bqh


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.82323 del
>>82319
I actually had a terrible team and adjusted to the same shit everyone else has


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.82324 del
what lipowitz is doing is stupid as fuck, how can you trust roglic so much


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.82325 del
>>82319
Tree people have all 4.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.82326 del
>>82323
you used to have the willpower to make boring teams that just do well in the grand scheme


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.82327 del
>>82316
I didn't even believe in Onley I just don't like Martinez at all so I don't pick him if I don't have to


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.82328 del
>>82327
reason why I didn't pick plapp, hate that dude


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.82329 del
never pull


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.82330 del
can't wait for roglic to just not sprint


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.82331 del
the lipo sprint will be sulphurous, that guy has some serious punch


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.82332 del
>>82330
that's why I don't pick him anymore


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.82333 del
lipowitz refuses to rotate through at all kek


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.82334 del
never pull eh


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.82335 del
anything not 2nd for lipo is a failure


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.82336 del
>>82330
It's going to be fun if they get caught because Lipo refuse to pull and then Rogla wont even try to sprint.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.82337 del
Now he pulls???


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.82338 del
>>82335
li4owitz incoming


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.82339 del
Bora is by far the dumbest team this season


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.82340 del
>>82337
>inb4 he slows the pace


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.82341 del
you need a really high iq to understand bora tactics actually


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.82342 del
>>82341
what if they get caught and both rog and slurpo finish outside of the top 10


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.82343 del
so much hope in roglic who couldn't follow on the climb


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82344 del
that was easy. how couldn't he outsprint washed wout?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82345 del
kek, fuck Bora tbh


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82346 del
lenny brutally kwabbed, slurping meta undefeated


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82347 del
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Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82348 del
Lipo 2nd. The wheelsucking worked!


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82349 del
PHILIPSEN employing the same headbounce antics like MILAN does in a sprint


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.82350 del
2nd


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.82351 del
Pogi versus three sprintlets.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.82352 del
>my sprint sucks so bad
top kek nordhagen


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.82353 del
>>82352
he's a cute kid, hope he goes far


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.82354 del
>>82349
According to Cav, headbutting is much SafeR than elbowing


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.82355 del
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Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.82356 del
TERRIBLE bike throw by Lenny


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.82357 del
I mean lipo's tactic worked, it wasn't really worth it but he beat the better sprinter lenny


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.82358 del
ef cepeda 10th yay


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.82359 del
>>82325
Tzll me more about these tree people. Are they like elves?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.82360 del
Pogi seething at lipo kek


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.82361 del
>>82359
More like borostwory.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.82362 del
>>82357
When you think about it their tactics weren't completely terrible. Lipo's biggest rivals was already in the front with him so getting caught meant nothing to him. But honestly he should have pulled just to make friends because those 6 bonus seconds wont mean anything for this race.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.82363 del
Amigos do Pedal should win this.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.82364 del
>>82354
i dont see any asians in this race so i doubt its as good


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.82365 del
>>82362
yeah - Lenny made friends with Pog and he's gonna win the KOM jersey


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.82366 del
>>82362
There's probably a bigger chance that one of the shitters in G2 finishes ahead of Lipo than than there is of Lipo beating Pogi and pulling with Pogi in this situation doesn't make it less likely to beat him. So I think he should have pulled


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.82367 del
if you ever listened to a single podcast with ralph you’d know that he’d probably fire everyone who even suggests pulling with pogi


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.82368 del
GAUDU only lost 12 minutes, BIG things to come


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.82369 del
>arnaud de lie goes to the giro to ride 1 week
>then he does tour de wallonie
>then he does tour de suisse
>then he does the tour
jesus christ they can't make him train can they


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.82370 del
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this doesn't make any sense


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.82371 del
>>82370
Del Stier?


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.82372 del
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these guy really need to work together and make sure one of each gets in the break every day or else this will be the worst GT ever


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.82373 del
>>82372
It's going to be like the Pogi giro except Jonas wont win 7 stages.


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.82374 del
>>82372
wow this is terrible
keep in mind a third of this field will DNF


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.82375 del
if Carapaz and Healy are at the Tour in peak form, Ben will be the best haelper he's had since being on EF


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.82376 del
>>82375
>Healy
>at the Tour in peak form
>out with fractured sacrum
yeah no


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.82377 del
>>82376
surely the Tour is still 6 or 7 months away


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.82378 del
Rouvy sold to Strava


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:55 [Preview] No.82379 del
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>VPP
REE


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.82380 del
>>82375
EF is a dead team without them
when is that loser powerless showing up


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.82381 del
>>82378
F


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.82382 del
>>82378
peculiar


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.82383 del
>>82380
his knee will be better any day now


Bert 04/29/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.82384 del
>>82289
whats up with the roads in switzerland? I thought you mountain jews have the money for good asphalt


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