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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No. 81022
Living in the Alps edition

>Current and upcoming road races
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>79962


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.81044 del
First for doping God Seixas winning LBL


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.81052 del
>The main goal remains to repeat his victories in the 2022 and 2023 Tour de France. Even though world champion Tadej Pogacar proved to be clearly superior in the last two editions. The first months of this season also do not suggest that the Slovenian is any less capable than in previous years, yet Vingegaard still sees some positive signs.

>It has been a great battle, because it wasn't just the same rider winning every year. We have alternated wins a bit. Now he has won the last two years, so now it is my turn to win this year. I believe I am going to do that. I have a good feeling, both about the race and my preparation. I think this will be our year,” he concludes.

Vingo stocks SOARING


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.81053 del
HEIL SEIXAS


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.81054 del
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2026 is the year with the most cases of dopage nobody cares about.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.81055 del
SEIXAS is clean


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.81056 del
>>81055
None of us are clean in this filthy sport


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.81057 del
>>81056
Everybody with FTP over 300 should be imprisoned


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.81058 del
Interesting schizo theory on seixas and state mandated doping I came across. A french hero is made to distract the unwashed masses from their countries many problems. He wins 2027 after another 9% watt gain in the off season


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.81059 del
A Fish Tour win might be the best outcome for the sport and, somehow, for Pogi's career.

6 consecutive years of trading Tour wins would be the stuff of legend. I'd unironically push this as the greatest sports rivalry of all time.

I for one am looking forward to more broken powermeters this year.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.81060 del
>>81059
Fuck of Jonas


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.81061 del
>>81059
>>81052
why would vingo be any better this year, dude was struggling against that shitter martinez multiple times just now and yes I know vingo always sucks early season but he's minutes behind pog not just seconds. This season even his team is battered and shit so he'll be all alone too. And there's pressure from behind from seixas and redbull (LOL) who are gunning for 2nd, you bet he will take 0 risks


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.81062 del
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Alright, my new passport is in the works. Cute girl behind the counter was impressed with my visas and we had a nice conversation and I wasn't even autism or anything. In a few weeks I will drive to Italy again and maybe possibly visit the La Giro d'Italia. I have almost a month off soon so I can do whatever the FUCK I want. Sometimes it is over but for now I am BACK


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.81063 del
Anyway I was wondering, why is Jonas so unbelievably dogshit in one day races. Nowadays it isn't even tactics anymore with the Pog tactic of just ride fast lol. And surely he can do that. It makes NO sense


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.81064 del
>>81062
hell fucking yeah the good times are starting


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.81065 del
JASCH goes again


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.81066 del
>>81064
I pronounce this the SUMMER OF BERT


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.81067 del
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Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.81068 del
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>>81062


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.81069 del
We are live in the Alps


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.81070 del
>>81057
Hold right there criminal scum. you posted your new ftp recently and have to go directly to jail without passing the start field.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.81071 del
>>81069
Dangerous riders in the break


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.81072 del
>>81062
Yes, but last time you drive through Switzerland, your car lost some parts that are probably still somewhere on the autostrada if it happened in Italy.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.81073 del
>>81057
every sub 5 w/kg bert should be forced into dopage 2bh


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.81074 del
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>>81072
Wow you have a good memory. That's correct but my car is worth nothing anyway so if it gets destroyed that's okay and surely I can stay at your house then


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.81075 del
>>81071
Tiberi?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.81076 del
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>>81073
>Kurwabert with a mandatory 650W FTP


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.81077 del
>>81076
heart so big it weights 3 kilos


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.81078 del
PIDCVCK goes solo


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.81079 del
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But this makes zero sense. If pidcvck is here to do some z2 and save energy for the le LBL, why is he doing big efforts on friday?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.81081 del
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Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.81082 del
>>81079
forced supercompensation


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.81084 del
>>81079
Everything about zones is a lie


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.81085 del
Its one big cope to help explain genetics and dopage


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.81086 del
Vlasov betrayal when?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.81087 del
>>81079
pre race openers innit


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.81088 del
>>81079
Makes sense to do a stage race when you've been out for weeks
Amstel would have given him nothing and fleche is a 3 minute race


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.81089 del
PIDCVCK lachee...


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.81090 del
How doped is that Jasch guy


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.81091 del
>>81084
save the primordial trvth of ODD svpremacy


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.81092 del
>>81090
about as doped as everyone ITT should be 2bqh


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.81093 del
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gonna need Bertollo do a quick fact check


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.81094 del
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Which reminds me, Bertollo hasn't posted on 4cyc in like a year


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.81095 del
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PELLIZARRI GOES
BERNAL GOMEZ and ARSEMAN go along


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.81096 del
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DOPACAResque from PELLIZARRI


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.81097 del
what a road


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.81098 del
omrzel bros...


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.81099 del
>>81096
>10 seconds
nah


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.81100 del
>>81099
it is the difference in cadence that made it look over


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.81101 del
>>81092
kek


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.81102 del
>you will never live in the alps
Suffering


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.81103 del
>>81102
I actually might Though


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.81104 del
>>81102
to tell the truth I don't think anyone ITT could deal with the horrible weather most of the year


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.81105 del
Südtirol, home


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.81106 del
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Grug already training for MSR


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.81107 del
>>81104
Don't we already have horrible weather most of the year? Except instead of comfy snow, we are getting rain, mud, shit and shiet.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.81108 del
>>81104
I've lived in Norway, I'll take Bolzano's weather, even if it means trail running when the weather is too shit


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.81109 del
>>81107
no what we get is baby shit
>>81108
you should reconsider, you don't even ride outside in your french winter


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.81110 del
nice shot


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.81111 del
>>81109
Sure I was cycling way less in bergen, but life was better. Living in mountains is just worth it.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.81112 del
We need to talk about omrzel. Is that all he has to offer? A future where he competes against Widar for a top 10 spot.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.81113 del
AT least no one will get psyoped by tour of the alps this year


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.81114 del
wtf happened in asturias?

did I miss a guardia civil hotel raid?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.81115 del
>>81113
There will be Arensman pickers


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.81116 del
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>>81114
Their fellow runner died

>Minuto de silencio en la segunda etapa de la Vuelta a Asturias por el fallecimiento del ciclista Cristian Camilo

https://www.lne.es/deportes/deporte-astur/2026/04/24/minuto-silencio-segunda-etapa-vuelta-129481186.html


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.81117 del
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>>81116
F


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.81118 del
he died of a knee injury


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.81119 del
>>81116
F

Seems like he stayed with the team after getting a really bad knee injury in Tour du Jura, but the injury somehow got worse and he died.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.81120 del
>>81118
will be doing my stretches today in honor of him


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.81121 del
>>81118
Wtf how


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.81122 del
>>81119
>>81117
>>81118
Damn


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.81123 del
>>81117
Hey wasn't that guy at UAE or something. Strange way to go


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.81124 del
>>81121
Infection, I'm guessing


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.81125 del
>>81124
Don't they amputate immediately then


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.81126 del
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>saus done
>steak done
now we feast


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.81127 del
>>81126
bon appétit. I'm sure winebert will come up with a good wine recommendation.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.81128 del
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Easy


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.81129 del
Meanwhile in Asturias, Nairoman and Péricas with Cabeza de Carrera and 30 seconds to the next group with 20 km to go in Asturias. One climb to go


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.81131 del
>>81126
kino meal there pal


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.81132 del
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>>81128
where is Remking?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.81133 del
>>81129
Pescador was another guy with the south american early season dope buff huh


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.81134 del
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ALLEZ NAIROMAN


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.81135 del
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NAIROMAN GOES SOLO


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.81136 del
FORWARDS ATTAQUE QUINTANA


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.81137 del
Imagine getting dropped by Nairoman in 2026


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.81138 del
sooooooy un pescador


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.81139 del
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NAIROMAN
A
I
R
O
M
A
N


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.81140 del
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairooooooooooo quintaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.81141 del
wow wow wow


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.81142 del
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>>81128
Based.
Berts won't know what hit'em.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.81143 del
going for an eggs this fine day
bad weather Berts in the mud


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.81144 del
>>81143
post eggs after ride


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.81145 del
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>>81128
that's one Slovenian and one Spaniard too many


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.81146 del
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Bike rack is on the bike
I declare the summer season as OPEN


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.81147 del
>>81146
bike rack on the bike? to carry your non squeaking bike on your squeaking bike?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.81148 del
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>>81145


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.81149 del
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>>81146
Bike rack is on the car
I declare the summer season as OPEN


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.81150 del
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Above average in the mesobohemian hinterlands planned. Up and down all the time. Hope I don't get stranded there, no help is coming.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.81151 del
>>81150
fink you will go score the unconquerable rampa ?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.81152 del
>>81151
Not with my current gear ratio
The thing with that rampa is that it is like 5 km away, starting a ride and killing myself is not a good idea and finishing on it isn't a good idea either


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.81153 del
>>81152
you can't do 20% incline with your current ratio?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.81154 del
>>81152
loop around the 5km route twenty times until you skore it then


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.81155 del
>>81153
The peak is over 25%, perhaps reaching 30%
There's another rampa that is 18% average for like 40 meters (elevation) and I can ride that one just fine, the difference is BIG


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.81156 del
>>81155
>25%
If bertollo was still with us he'd be furious


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.81157 del
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did a 15km social r*n this evening
a blast to my autistic nerves


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.81158 del
>>81156
Strava says 32.1% max


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.81159 del
>>81157
horrible!


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.81161 del
I'm actually also thinking of starting running again. I travel too much I need something to do when I'm at a conference


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.81162 del
>>81158
koppenberg is 28% max according to strava and that's on cobbles from the last century
I'm sure you can do it if you believe in yourself


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.81163 del
Going full retardmaxx for de la Doyenne.
Can't wait for Bertman to post angry Remco faces at me.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.81164 del
>>81163
Just steal my team


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.81165 del
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villain arc


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.81166 del
>>81165
What year is that? 2015?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.81167 del
>>81161
That's why I always take my running and climbing shoes, fits in every bag/case.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.81168 del
>>81165
kwabno-X
uno-kwab


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.81169 del
>>81165
Very kewl, such a sucker for blacked out gear me, of course.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.81170 del
>>81164
Mine is more grug, been good lately? We behave like this is 6th Column's turd race not turd season, so if you've been good and I can afford you you're in.


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>>81170
Ok, let me give you another one. Safer
>>81167
>climbing
Never understood the appeal, especially the block style. Half of my lab spends more time doing it than doing research though


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.81173 del
>>81172
That one is arright, Emiel is a good one but I am not picking a 4 while going full grug.
>>81171
Proudhomo ate all the juice last year.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.81174 del
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last ride of the spaniards


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.81175 del
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tempted to believe in a memco victory and making a team without the slovenian shaitan


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.81176 del
>>81175
>Dropping powless, cosnefroy and hermans
Probably is the biggest asterix monument of the last 5 years


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.81177 del
>>81176
>cosnefroy


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.81178 del
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>>81176
aren't you forgetting a certain fish factory worker


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.81179 del
>>81175
AI please, that muslim rat has his left arm hanging and is at the same time using his other left arm to hold the megaphone.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.81180 del
>>81178
Strangely enough I did forget


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.81181 del
>>81179
result of cousin marriage, many such cases


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.81182 del
>some roider did 2000+ push ups in an hour


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.81183 del
https://www.kalas.cc/fearlessly-z6-men/

Kalas has lost the plot


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.81184 del
>>81183
Maybe full black ins't so bad after all


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>>81183
what a punchable face


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.81187 del
>>81186
chyna has that for like 15 bucks


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.81188 del
>>81183
what did you expect with z6
now z7, there would be a kit design


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.81189 del
>>81182
wonder how many he could do natty
probably like 21


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.81190 del
18 velocoins for MARTINEZ
ridiculous


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.81191 del
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>>81190
18 coins for a man capable of dueling vingo and coming out on top is too much?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.81192 del
>>81191
you can have MARTINEZ for 12 instead, very silly to pay 6 more for the same rider


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.81193 del
>>81192
You can have a GT winner for 12 points


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.81194 del
>>81186
>Our wind tunnel tests show that Project 1.0 skinsuits are our fastest kit. For those with other skinsuits or jerseys, the Project undersleeve is a great alternative. It's made from the same double-layer fabric to reduce drag when worn under your existing kit.
LMAO


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.81195 del
>Grug would have won liege if he followed mohoric on the descent


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.81196 del
>>81185
Bertacek looks like this but bald


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.81197 del
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what big bunda does to a mf


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.81198 del
>>81197
>here is your national hero bert


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.81199 del
>>81198
the one who will unite the nation INSHALLAH


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.81200 del
>>81195
the butterfly effect


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.81201 del
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>>81197


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.81202 del
>>81197
remcos cringecuck arc gives us many great interviews wow
about to head out for a long one, there's like no wind until noon but quite a bit of wind after that and my planned route basically gives me 2.5h of no tailwind and 2.5h of headwind uh oh


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.81203 del
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Legs were still very tired from Wednesday's ride so had to leave over-unders at 1x21min, oh well. Otherwise nice, very light tailwind and not too cold so speed was pretty good.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.81204 del
>>81203
massive elevation


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.81205 del
>>81204
Yeah it was basically uphill the whole way


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.81206 del
>>81201
>earns 5 million per year
>still dresses like your local dealer but your bags cost 10k


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.81207 del
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Can't wait to pick the big tree and see Lipo chute, Lenny stink and even most of the cheap picks be no-shows.
Such is life when you flew to close to the sun.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.81208 del
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Boring


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.81210 del
>pablo novak already reduced to a 4 pointer
it's over


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.81211 del
Henri-François Renard-Haquin, now that's a proper early 20th century French peasant name


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.81213 del
>Father Evenepoel has also reflected on the dilemma. According to Patrick, his son should in any case continue to aim for the general classification in the Tour de France for at least the next two years. “Everyone is talking about that now. Remco has always loved the classics, but he still needs to aim for the Tour de France. Another year or two, I think. If you can finish third in the Tour and win the Vuelta, you have to keep believing in it,” he told HLN.

why do these people do this, can't they see reality


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.81214 del
>>81213
Money


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.81215 del
>Remco Evenepoel, two-time winner of Liège-Bastogne-Liège and one of the favorites along with Tadej Pogacar and Paul Seixas on Sunday, said he was impressed by the young Frenchman's victory on Wednesday in La Flèche Wallonne, while emphasizing that "Liège is 260 km and Paul is only 19 years old." " Seixas' effort was impressive , but it will be completely different in a 260-kilometer race. He's only 19 years old... Tadej and I probably have a bit more stamina
Not very smart


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.81216 del
>>81208
Hmm I just made the same team but no VPP because he sucked ASS in Fleche and 4 different 4-pointers. But I HATE it so there need to be adjustments


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.81217 del
>>81215
Hehe I already saw him seething when asked about Seixas during the Amstel interview. Your time is over old man


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.81218 del
>>81215
he did heem him 3 times in long races last year by minutes


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.81220 del
>>81219
and the prophet is number 1


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.81221 del
>>81220
True. I wouldn't poke the young bear too much though.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.81222 del
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Mittelböhmen, home


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.81223 del
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Tour du Bénin fever


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.81224 del
Fuck W*ut


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.81225 del
ATTENTION
no Lenny Martinez in LBL


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.81226 del
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Final one


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.81227 del
Romandie is such a shitty goomblegame just because pogacar is on the startlist
no I do not want to pick 4 van de lee's veloman


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.81228 del
>>81227
Just do the needful and forget about it. I don't think I'll watch either


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.81229 del
>>81228
stages will probably be over by the time I wake up anyways


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.81230 del
>ynr gaudu


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.81231 del
>>81230
Filtered by pollen


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.81232 del
>>81230
wdym, how could anyone ever forget about him
he's going to finish 30th on GC again and score a whole 2 velopoints
and that for a cost of only 10 velocoins, a real bargain


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.81234 del
>>81233
"Robbe Ghys" is not a real person


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.81235 del
>Mathieu van der Poel may return to competition as early as next week. The 31-year-old Dutchman traveled to Girona and the surrounding area together with his regular training partner Freddy Ovett, a distance of nearly six hundred kilometers from their home near Calpe. On Saturday, May 2, 2026, the famous gravel race The Traka takes place in and around Girona.

completely buck broken by pogi


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.81236 del
>>81235
don't tell me he's going to GRVL one in..
also thanks for the martinez reminder >>81225
much appreciated


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.81237 del
is Lenny sick or what?

>>81235
mfer should be aiming for LBL these days


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.81238 del
>>81237
Lenny wants to rest for Romandie


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.81239 del
dude what the FUCK is romandie I have 4.5 fourpointers


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.81240 del
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>>81203
For me, okay ride
80 km, 1900m elevation
Very windy, very squeaky, tired legs after double Alpe this week
Also didn't drink properly yesterday and today so that was a BIG mistake (again)

Beautiful day though


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.81241 del
tempting to go Pogiless for Liege


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.81242 del
>>81240
need a bertollo fact check on these %


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.81243 del
>>81239
PLAPP will surprise in the passes (by dropping early)


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.81244 del
we back


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.81245 del
So back.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.81246 del
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Since si-ops are in full swing.
What if Pogikanker in fact should be the fall guy.
Ok, he did Rue Blanche with a longranger but he had to work to drop the teenage squeaker supreme.
San Remo? Shitcock held on, grug wasn't there because of watt-limiting grip issue.
De Ronde? Still a not 100% grug was on him until the last Kwaremont.
Roobay? Wout was erasing his "attacks" like these were some Remco pulls.
Are we sure he is still good and not one leg in hasbeen territory?


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Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.81248 del
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>>81246
yes don't pick him, sure this will end like the dozens of times he didn't perform


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.81249 del
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>>81247


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.81250 del
>>81249
What's outside, komondor?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.81251 del
Baroncini is amongst the living again it seems


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.81252 del
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>>81250
It's a puli. Komondors are always white. Pulis can be black.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.81254 del
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All right here's a black one. See the similarity?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.81255 del
>>81252
>>81254
I've heard about the breed puli but I always thought there are just black komondors.
Whyte power mopdogs!


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.81256 del
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>>81255
Komondor is a large dog, Puli is medium sized. Both shepherd breeds, but different roles. Puli was for herding specifically, Komondor to guard the herd from wolves. Same for kuvasz. Tho not necessarily just for sheep, but next to pigs, goats, cattle, even horses.
There are a number of other Hungarian breeds, pumi, kopó, vizsla, agár. Some of them are a subtype of "international" breeds, like hound and pointer.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.81258 del
>>81256
I know komondor and wyżeł, wyżeł is quite popular in Lengyelorszag.
I recall the names kuvasz, puli and pumi, others not so much.
But it has also been 30 years since I've been autistic about dogs.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.81259 del
>>81258
>wyżeł
Ah, vizsla!


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.81260 del
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Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.81261 del
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8 Hamburgers (McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese) type of ride today


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.81262 del
>>81261
Hamburgers are a bad tool of measurement, as some berts have a 50% ratio of ketchup on their burgers, adding additional calories.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.81263 del
>>81262
truth but we're using standardized McD's here, no additional ketchup tomfoolery


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.81264 del
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>>81262
For me it's a disgusting sloppy bicky burger


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.81265 del
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Gonna buy new shoes then
White, this time, so /cyc/ can rest easy


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.81266 del
>>81265
>White
Lame follower


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.81267 del
>>81266
So me next bike can be white also, simple as


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.81268 del
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>>81264
>Bicky Burger is the brand name of a product consisting of a round meat slice made of pressed and seasoned separator chicken meat, pork bacon and paardenvlees[horsemeat[1][[2]
>seasoned separator chicken meat
>>81265
>paypigging again


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.81269 del
>>81233
literally who?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.81270 del
>>81268
Nothing tastes better after some post ride duvels, the meat's questionable origins adds to it


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.81271 del
>>81270
the fact that the translator outright refuses to translate paardenvlees is dooming
it knows


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.81272 del
>>81267
make sure to also buy the mandatory all white abus airbreaker


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.81273 del
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>>81272
>$359.99


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.81274 del
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only 359.99?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.81275 del
>>81272
All I see are gamechangers


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.81276 del
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did we already talk about trine launching a social media app for whatever reason?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.81277 del
>>81276
Yes actually but it is so stupid I don't mind discussing again


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.81278 del
>>81277
ah just found the posts, I'm a retard
why didn't she just get into art or horses like a normal trophy wife


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.81279 del
>>81276
yea already made fun of 'em


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.81280 del
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burgers eating good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M2Oms4NiDFk [Embed]


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.81281 del
>h-h-hey victor can you make a post on mypuffy please, haha thanks


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.81282 del
When will Urska start an onlyclams app?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.81283 del
decker hit the deck huehue


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.81284 del
>>81280
They had normal cars in the opposite direction when I watched it earlier


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.81285 del
>Milan Bral (21), a promising cyclist from Ingooigem (Anzegem), is fighting for his life after a serious accident during training. He was hit by a car in Ronse on Saturday afternoon. He is the nephew of former professional cyclist Sep Vanmarcke.

Fucking hell I passed by this on my ride, some policeman stopped me and told me to go the long way around because it wasn't pretty. Saw them impound a car too.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.81286 del
>>81285
grim


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.81287 del
>>81285
F
someone also perished on one of my main routes a few weeks ago. Idk what happened, just that the rider didn't make it. When I came by there already were police, paramedics and for some reason firefighters at work. I also don't know how they even got there because it's a bike path through the woods and I didn't think cars especially of that size could even get there but evidently they did


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.81288 del
>>81287
Also saw firetrucks. For this one someone has to run a red light to get hit since it was an intersection.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.81289 del
shelton wins in california


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.81290 del
>>81264
I had one yesterday. Glorious


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.81291 del
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>>81280
So why are we paying woman the same for doing less? Shouldn't we be paying juniors equally as much too then?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.81292 del
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RC503 for 100 eurokorun, but malawibert said his also squeak during BIG watts
fortunately his BIG watts are twice my BIG watts so I should be in the clear


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.81293 del
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these are the shoes I bought recently. White is just too boring for me


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.81294 del
>>81292
isn't the rc7 just slightly more expensive but comes with a second boa dial? I paypigged for the s-phyre (xtr spd-sl aka mtb version), can't complain about them.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.81295 del
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Autismbertbros?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.81296 del
I ride the shimanus rx801, no compaints for me


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.81297 del
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>>81292
I have 502 which has a completely useless velcro strip in addition to the boa which seriously does nothing all. It has no function it does not tighten anything up or hold anything in place. 503 doesn't have that so they are definitely better but I ain't pigging nothing new these shoes are fine.
That being said don't sell yourself short you're not that far off and you're going to reach 380w by the end of the year we calculated that months ago
>>81294
I don't see what you would need a second boa for tbh, the shoes are perfectly tight with just one and boas stick out like gross tumors from the shoes so the less boa the better imo


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.81298 del
>>81293
Seems like Decathlon only has kid sized shoes though


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.81299 del
>>81295
who knew that seixas' future most trusted gregario is a czech ice speedster of the pogi phenotype


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.81300 del
>>81295
can we goomble on whether he survives his first race or not?
can we goomble on the amount of crashes?


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.81301 del
>>81297
I have wide feet, this allows me to better finetune it to the shape of my feet. and whenever I want to larp as fat sprinter I can adjoost 2 dials per shoe during a ride.


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.81302 del
>>81298
Why doesn't a giant like yourself buy Lake or something


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.81303 del
>>81301
thats fair


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.81305 del
Swiss tv wrote a teaser article for LBL and they are calling it "real" pogi vs "new" pogi. New pogi sounds better than the next pogi. All those next remcos we've seen come and go gave the whole concept a bad name.


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>>81295
Dopeur on a dopage team? Makes sense


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.81307 del
Huh, no flag at all? That's new


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.81308 del
>>81306
I think it's just an ad


Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.81309 del
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Bert 04/25/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.81310 del
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>account is called belgiansaremygoat
>bio says life is pain


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.81311 del
>Sparfel humiliated in Bretagne
But a young italian none the less. Redbull is a true blessing to this sport with how many young dopped Italian they're producing


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.81312 del
>can pick the big three in liege
Why did I even bother thinking about a team


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.81313 del
>>81285
He died last night, F


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.81315 del
>>81313
We're really doing a stupid sport, are we


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.81316 del
>>81313
RIP


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.81317 del
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>>81315
can't die if you only rape


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.81318 del
>>81317
>can't die if you're already dead
Yes, well


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.81319 del
>>81313
There's a guy in the HLN comments arguing people shouldn't wear helmets because it didn't save this kid.
Fucking boomers man


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.81320 del
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34 Paul Seixas
31 Tadej Pogačar
20 Remco Evenepoel
17 Stan Dewulf
10 Alex Baudin
7 Mauro Schmid
6 Xabier Mikel Azparren
6 Davide Toneatti
5 Romain Grégoire
5 Vegard Stake Laengen
5 Jakub Otruba
4 Rune Herregodts
4 Antoine L'Hote
4 Léo Bisiaux
3 Ion Izagirre
3 Emiel Verstrynge
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Ben Tulett
2 Ewen Costiou
2 Fernando Barceló
2 Raúl García Pierna
2 Benoît Cosnefroy
2 Diego Uriarte
2 Brady Gilmore
1 Mathijs Paasschens
1 Joan Bou
1 Alan Jousseaume
1 Pello Bilbao
1 Quinten Hermans
1 Marco Frigo
1 LENNY MARTINEZ
1 Kévin Vauquelin
1 Haimar Etxeberria
1 César Pérez
1 Jan Maas
1 Gal Glivar
1 Nicolas Prodhomme
1 Giulio Ciccone
1 Pietro Mattio
1 Aaron Dockx
1 Roland Thalmann
1 Alex Molenaar
1 Alessandro Pinarello
1 Mattias Skjelmose
1 Josh Burnett
1 Alexander Kamp
1 Andreas Kron
1 Domen Novak


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.81321 del
>>81320
>Verstrynge
Only 3 is crazy. Thought he was must pick for any non big tree


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.81322 del
>Izagire crash


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.81323 del
>>81321
You can't pick him with the big 3


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.81324 del
>>81321
Only 14p budget for three riders with the big tree


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.81327 del
>>81321
It's only me, tismbert and the Dumbest Team.
Hope PINARELLO is not a distancelet and won't fail me, BISOUS died for him.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.81328 del
>>81325
That's a soulful team of six


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.81329 del
>make the race as hard as possible from the beginning
They're going to cry when pog is alone with 100km to go


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.81330 del
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That's half of my team there


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.81331 del
>>81329
Pogi being behind during a monument seems to be a trend this year. Only Ronde escaped it.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.81332 del
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Seixas sisters?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.81334 del
sainbayar in tete


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.81335 del
Good morning, what the fuck


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.81336 del
Only Suissebert with three in G1. Me? Null, zero, nada.

>>81332
>this is fine


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.81337 del
How reliable is EVENEPOEL in tete? Surely he will be corrected to 2eme peloton soon


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.81338 del
Pogi is fucked


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.81339 del
van baarle special kinda day


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.81340 del
>NOVAK Domen (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) waits for second part of peloton.
UAE SCARED


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.81341 del
>3 minutes
>novax waiting for pogacar
RED ALERT


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.81342 del
there must be at least one uae dead somewhere on the road, nothing else explains the gap continuing to grow

>veistroffer still trying to form a break
go on lad!


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.81343 del
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(2.29 MB 720x1280 Remco's plan.mp4)
big disrespect


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.81344 del
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>3:40


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.81345 del
>>81336
should have read the .docx file before the race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.81346 del
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>still over 200km to go
nothing ever happens


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.81347 del
Applied bunch of changes and fixes to the engine. Perhaps introduced new bugs.
If you see anything unusual let us now.
Also anything that seems to be fixed? How geolocation (flags) works out?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.81348 del
test


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.81349 del
>>81347
let's see what flag I get


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.81350 del
wow this is the first time my flag is correct


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.81351 del
wtf, the correct flag?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.81352 del
>>81348
Blehgium

>>81349
Eswitzini


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.81353 del
>>81350
>>81351
Splendid.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.81354 del
I've seen that in the morning, didn't choose a flag but had mine anyways.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.81355 del
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>>81354


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.81356 del
the shaitan is dead


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.81357 del
Decathlon wakes up


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.81358 del
Of course this fuckery won't last but I really hope not get another race when I am unpredictably fucked beyond measure.
Off to assist me mom with chores.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.81359 del
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>>81356
You got burger flag?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.81360 del
>>81358
I hope they all ride against pogacar as they should every race
can't wait to see bahrain or something pull in the peleton for 15th


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.81361 del
>>81360
Why would they sacrifice their race to make sure pogi looses? This is the comment I keep seeing but this makes no sens


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.81362 del
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>>81361


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.81363 del
>>81361
they should have been in the 50 man break, they're losing anyway regardless of the situation


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.81364 del
didn't we use to get full live coverage for all monuments?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.81365 del
>Dewulf Stan (Decathlon CMA CGM Team) pulling in second part of peloton

Our boy will be SLAVING hard today


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.81366 del
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>inb4 my flag is wrong now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.81367 del
>>81363
>fight for 50th place instead of 5th to make remco fans happy


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.81368 del
Decathlon will pull like the good bois they are


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.81369 del
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>>81347
My flag is now richtig.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.81370 del
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I guess I can reduce the amount of custom flags now, no more larping as other nation, except guest nation


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.81371 del
>>81367
only decathlon has a reason to pull
the others should trust in their riders up front for top 10 because the position they'll get anyway


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.81372 del
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>>81370
I would miss my real flag.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.81373 del
>>81372
I guess the regional flags can stay


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.81374 del
torty more minutes until the broadcast starts? But I want it now!


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.81375 del
>>81369
Good.

>>81372
Indonesia?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.81376 del
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>>81375
almost


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.81377 del
Ehh hello what in the absolute FUCK is going on


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.81378 del
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>>81376
I was kiddings.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.81379 del
vier minuten Michel


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.81380 del
>>81379
at this point the second peloton needs to move towards Bastogne faster than General Patton in 1944.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.81381 del
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>>81378
Yep, I just love flags!


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.81382 del
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>Breakaway
>bout 50 jobbers
lmao


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.81383 del
STÜSSI looking sharp down in Kirschblütenrennen


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.81384 del
Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkey startlist is kinda grim
GIRMAY in the breawawy too


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.81385 del
>>81383
64. Kirschblütenrennen with good broadcast nice, ZOIDL mentioned


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.81386 del
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so where are the cherry trees?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.81387 del
>>81386
there they are! I saw some!


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.81388 del
>>81382
Yeah people freaking out about it is weird.
The group is not that great.
Beside remco you have like 5 decent rouleurs ? The rest will just drop like flies anyways.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.81389 del
>First part of peloton is now in Bastogne.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.81390 del
>>81388
Because it's not a great idea to give Remco 4 minutes wherever it is? But down to 3 now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.81391 del
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>>81389
Ehh chat is this real or am I seeing things


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.81392 del
>>81391
kek


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.81393 del
>>81391
bertville is real


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.81394 del
Yo Bertogne looks max comfy


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.81395 del
>>81382
>suddenly down well below 2 minutes
ASOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.81396 del
Liège - BERTogne - Liège


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.81397 del
>The timegap has dropped 1:42 over the last 30 minutes.
not normal


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.81398 del
>>81395
it’s headwind now so working nets more but also harder


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.81399 del
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fun fact: Nico Dense is a Schlager Music enjoyer
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=hp_VCVTU3iM [Embed]


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.81400 del
PCS fuckery took 40s away


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.81401 del
>>81400
He still gives Novak on the front who was reported to wait for the peloton an hour ago


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.81402 del
and somehow NOVAK is back in the tete


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.81403 del
>FORMOLO, Davide is still an active rider


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.81404 del
>>81399
I remember that rainy giro schlager posting good times


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.81405 del
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Memco not the only one feasting today


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.81406 del
>>81405
will you eat the paprika or can the hungarian bossman have it?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.81407 del
>Ineos doing the blocking tactic
lmao


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.81408 del
>>81405
Pwhoar


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.81409 del
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>>81405


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.81410 del
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>>81405


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.81411 del
Decathlon riding Pogacar's race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.81412 del
>>81411
They're riding seixas race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.81413 del
>>81406
it's all his


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.81414 del
>>81412
Hopefully tbh


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.81415 del
>>81414
Even if he finishes top 3 it's better than 47th or whatever it would be if they let the break win


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.81416 del
SAINBAYAR lachee
DENZ lachee
FORMOLO lachee


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.81417 del
>>81415
Yeah, they should pull eventually, but it would have been nice to let UAE wear themselves out a bit more first maybe


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.81418 del
Voralberg humiliated


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.81419 del
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team vorarlberg reigns supreme
>>81418
winner is from vorarlberg, he wears the Austria cup leaders jersey.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.81420 del
VorACK-


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.81422 del
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fanta and cyc gf, living the dream


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.81423 del
>>81417
It doesn't matter, they're not doing a leadout on la redoute anyway, he'll just go alone


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.81424 del
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Never doubted the Vorarlbergers


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.81425 del
pas normal happenings in london today btw

0 decency


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.81426 del
>>81425
what the FUCK


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.81427 del
>>81423
Ideally they would force Pogacar to go from even further out with Seixas in his wheel


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.81428 del
>>81425
AFRICA STRONG


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.81429 del
ET voila, c'est fini


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.81430 del
G1 slurpage


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.81431 del
Decathlon stopped pulling, good. But Pogi still should have Cosnefroy, Sivakov and Novak up front. It looks under control


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.81432 del
guy that finished 2nd ran sub 2h on his marathon DEBUT


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.81433 del
>>81425
Arrest those guys


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.81434 del
>Aso finally putting the moto to keep suspens high


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.81435 del
>>81425
This is doped


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.81436 del
>Remco taking pulls
RemKING sisters?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.81437 del
PIDVCK in difficulty


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.81438 del
United Arab Dopeurs burning matches


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.81439 del
They are just on the wheel of the moto now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.81440 del
>>81434
this is getting a bit too much


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.81441 del
CRABBE wins in Turkey


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.81442 del
And now Kampf shows himself, instead of Amstel where he always performs unless I pick him


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.81443 del
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in other news, this totally clean gentleman just became the first human to run a marathon in less than 2 hours in competition


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.81444 del
Kek the motos completely FUCKED G2, this small group just rode away in the wheels


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.81445 del
>>81441
>Gaviria is slower than Ramazan YILMAZ now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.81446 del
>>81443
P P A T T T


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.81447 del
>>81443
yes
AFRICA STRONG


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.81448 del
>>81444
Lel they are just in the slipstream of like 5 motos and cars. And gruppo Evenepoel without motos loses 30 seconds in 30 seconds


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.81449 del
>>81443
iz da carbon shoes


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.81450 del
>>81446
Well, this is embarassing


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.81451 del
This looks like a comfy place to ride the bike


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.81452 del
Veistroffer pas normal


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.81453 del
LAME


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.81454 del
>>81453
Liege is truly the lamest monument


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.81455 del
Pidcock can sit the race out in the cuckchair


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.81456 del
Schmid chilling at the back because I picked him


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.81457 del
>>81456
he is a positionlet Bert, he always does this


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.81458 del
>>81448
The just died as soon as the moto went way lmao


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.81459 del
>>81457
Not in Fleche when I didn't pick him


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.81460 del
French eurosport is terrible for liege. They put cordon ragot. She said pogi should close the gap himself with 100km to go when it was 1 minute lmao


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.81461 del
>>81460
Well he would still win so why not


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.81462 del
Otruba LACHEE


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.81463 del
>>81460
I'm convinced there is not a single good cycling commentators anywhere


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.81464 del
>>81463
Gilbert is OK, Durant is fine too. I guess they needed a w*man


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.81465 del
pidcock suffering cam


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.81466 del
Tim for the 1h novak pull


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.81467 del
>commerical
why do i transfer funds to HBO?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.81468 del
>>81463
Robert Bengsch ís gut


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.81469 del
>>81467
I tried this months for the classic I'll stop. It's just not worth it if the french coms are as bad as the engl* ones


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.81470 del
SEXASS 80 km solo over Cote de Stocock incoming


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.81471 del
>>81425
what's the explanation there? they don't profit from rounder wheels like in cycling.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.81472 del
Is that where Eddy Merckx is buried?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.81473 del
>>81471
>>81449
>iz da carbon shoes


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.81474 del
>>81437
I have no idea what the fuck he was thinking. doing tour of the alps and then do LBL.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.81475 del
>>81474
He was shit in Tour of the Alps too, I don't think it's a problem of doing both


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.81476 del
>>81474
This is a classic move. He just was unlucky with the bike change


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.81477 del
>>81471
they dope so much in Kenya you don't even want to know
probably the most unclean sport ever


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.81478 del
>>81463
Olivier here brings a mix of sports knowledge and french cockiness that I find very charming


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.81479 del
>>81472
he gets a spot next to the royal family in the cathedral of brussels or next to charles the bold in bruges.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.81480 del
Frank VDB has done better in LBL


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.81481 del
>>81413
Looks like a plastic paprika to be honest.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.81482 del
Shitman atttacks


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.81483 del
Attaque de Schachmann of all places


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.81484 del
schachmann is in this race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.81485 del
I am BACK, I see a group of 50 almost only shitters with Remco, 4 minutes away, was just a fever dream.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.81486 del
seixas interview he’s not a very confident guy


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.81487 del
>>81486
lol what a shitty interview though
>are you honored to ride in the presence of emperor evenepoel and will you help to defeat pogacar


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.81488 del
>>81487
kek and this was an ASO dude to


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.81489 del
>>81488
I think that was just the sporza mong speaking english


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.81490 del
>>81487
lmao


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.81491 del
rai out of liegi coverage for the next 20 minutes. time to listen to the suisse-french farmers commentating the race on state television.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.81492 del
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even with a good startlist this "monument" just ain't it


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.81493 del
>>81492
they tried and got 4 minutes, there's nothing to do against dopacar


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.81494 del
QUINTANA wins GC


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.81495 del
>>81492
just waiting for Redoute here so I can go back to reading outside


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.81496 del
SIVAQUE most loyal gregario


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.81497 del
Why would profesionally maintained bikes squeak like that?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.81498 del
why do they always have tiberi ride 100 races when he's been dogshit for months


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.81499 del
CATKILLER is such a fraud


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.81500 del
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What position will Memco enter the de la Redoute at UNOFFICIAL bet?

>Position 1 101
>Position Top 3 7.5
>Position Top 10 2.83
>Position Top 20 2.25
>Something totally retarded 1.75


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.81501 del
pogi lachée and shrunken?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.81502 del
Evenekwab cramps incoming


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.81503 del
>>81500
putting the house and me horses on top ten seems easy money


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.81504 del
today he shall remind them


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.81505 del
>>81500
so you win money either way?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.81506 del
alright look lively everyone its about to happen


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81507 del
>>81500
10th betters win


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81508 del
Memco 11th


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81509 del
>shitpool position 10 at start of redoute
fuck of retard


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81510 del
>>81503
well


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81511 del
Remco already lachee


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.81512 del
>>81502
....


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81513 del
and it's over


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81514 del
what the fuck


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81515 del
>>81510
he can still make top ten if the dom blows up 🫠


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81516 del
pwahahahaha remco oh no
ralph don't look


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81517 del
SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.81518 del
SEIXAS FOLLOWS


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81519 del
fuuuuck Remco dood


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81520 del
30 ks an hour up a 10%er what the flop


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81521 del
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ALLEZ PAUL


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81522 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81523 del
PAS NORMALE
PAS NORMALE
PAS NORMALE


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.81524 del
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81525 del
Seixas is real


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81526 del
SEIXAS IS FOLLOWING THIS IS NOT A DRILL


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81527 del
I appreciate the faces


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81528 del
Unreal gap


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81529 del
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It's HABBENING!


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81530 del
Allez allez


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81531 del
Skjelmose spotted


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.81532 del
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the dopage is so strong it hurts my heart


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.81533 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.81534 del
Are they the same species as the rest?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.81535 del
He just takes over lol. Incroyable


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.81536 del
SEIXASS IS PULLING WHAT


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.81537 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.81538 del
I wouldn’t take too many turns everyone is gone anyway


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.81539 del
I've seen enough, Seixas monument winner with 19


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.81540 del
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raid every decathlon store right this instance


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.81541 del
Seixas was dropped in a barrel of dopage as a baby


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.81542 del
EVENEPOEL awoken


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.81543 del
>>81533
>schizobrit AI slop
Bert please


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.81544 del
>>81542
Classic kwab style chase


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.81545 del
He's smart to pull, the other will just drop him on Roche now, guarenteed 2nd


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.81546 del
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>>81544
Or he's slaving for HINDLEY


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.81547 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.81548 del
I think this might be the day Vayer's heart gives up


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.81549 del
>>81545
for me its not even that, the fact that he is able to pull at all is insane. That he's not dead and gone after staying with pog


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.81550 del
Is Verstrynge there? Asking for a friend


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.81551 del
>>81548
Vayer's heart will never give up because he doesn't dope


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.81552 del
>>81548
But we have such sights to show him he needs to be alive next year when a 20 year old french men drops the favorites in the alps


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.81553 del
>>81549
Of course, it's already insane he tried to follow


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.81554 del
>>81549
statement pull Pogacar isn’t that much of a strongmind anyway, get in his head


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.81555 del
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I call police but they aren't answering


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.81556 del
liege is such a nothing race
>attack redoute
>1-3 riders ride away
>50 man group behind you don't care about


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.81557 del
Remco decent domestique for Hindley


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.81558 del
>le hecking statement pull
Right for third retard


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.81559 del
Gr. Skelly renamed into Gr. Remco. That's rude.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.81560 del
>>81558
so typically him, expect some story about his derailleur being stuck on redoute


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.81561 del
>he hasnt got the long race stamine Pog and I have
t. Kwabbenepoel


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.81562 del
>>81556
>>50 man group behind you don't care about
but that's what I care about the most, since that's where the goomble is decided


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.81563 del
the next time Remco races is in June surely he will gain at least 0.5 w/kg in that time frame yes


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.81564 del
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BISIAUX still there too


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.81565 del
>hindlel attacking
smol brain moment


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.81566 del
Revolutionary time trialist Jay HINDLEY goes solo


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.81567 del
is that fucking Cort doping at the front


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.81568 del
>>81567
Johannessen according to PCS


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.81569 del
>>81567
Surely that is Johannesshit. And Pacher of all places?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.81570 del
>>81568
would make sense, thought I saw a blonde moustache


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.81571 del
>>81564
based

I woke up this morning remembering that I stuck with my no-Pog team


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.81572 del
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NERVOUS


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.81573 del
wow remco getting dropped by literally eveyone
maybe his most fraudulent performance ever


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.81574 del
Remco is the next Van Eetvelt


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.81575 del
>>81573
break fodder getting dropped is normal, no?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.81576 del
Man Bisiaux looks good


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.81577 del
>>81573
lets hear his excuses after the race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.81578 del
>>81573
You can see he just gave up


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.81579 del
Remco is doing pretty well when he can follow Ramses Debruyne. Good job today


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.81580 del
>>81215
I apologize


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.81581 del
>>81579
Remco doesn't care about the early pancakes. He's still going to win Tour de France the next two years.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.81582 del
>40 man group of pretty much every other good climber
>loses time
>stops working together entirely
>ben o'goober will get 3rd for free like always
only thing that can save us is a Paul win


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.81583 del
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>it's frigo not pinarello
I want BISIAUX back.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.81584 del
>>81581
Yeah and he obviously had some mechanical problems or something, also spent a lot of energy in the breakaway and he had a cold as well. So actually he didn't really lose


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.81585 del
3'49 La Redoute


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.81586 del
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NERVOUS


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.81587 del
>can't do long climbs
>can't do short punchy climbs
is his training regiment just 30km TT intervals?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.81588 del
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yfw theres a french zoomer in your wheel


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.81589 del
>LBL was Pogacar's first monument win
>In 2018
stellar commentary from czech eurosport


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.81590 del
>>81588
Pog is so happy to have a challenge right now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.81591 del
holy shit let's goooo pauuuuul


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.81592 del
>>81587
I wish we knew his numbers, seems to me like its a pure w/kg issue both for long and short because his power is there in flatter races but he doesn't look fat hmm


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.81593 del
>>81589
allah gave away 2 LBLs for free to some Slovenians.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.81594 del
c'est phinney


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.81595 del
wew, flew too close to the sun

good effort though


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.81596 del
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.81597 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.81598 del
and it's over, e-bike activated


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.81599 del
yes alright he's gone BUT since he's stayed with him way longer than in strade it means he improved a lot since then. I'm telling you he's gaining at least 8% p.a


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.81600 del
Remco was right


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.81601 del
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At least he tried


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.81602 del
Seixas wondering how the Fish tolerates this shit for 3 weeks


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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81604 del
>30 seconds
give me a break


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81605 del
Pogs recovery in between efforts is just unreal. Literally not possible. I squeak.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81606 del
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Imagine SEIXAS next year.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81607 del
Schmid is such a fucking retard


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81608 del
Pogs recovery in between efforts is just unreal. Literally not possible. I squeak.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.81609 del
and that's how pogi won 6 monuments in a row... what do you mean he didn't win Paris - Roubaix?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.81610 del
Next remco better than remco


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.81611 del
I'll be honest I'm glad 19 y/o Seixas isn't as good as peak Pogi yet


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.81612 del
Skjelly the clean winn-

Wait


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.81613 del
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>>81612
I was struggling for some time between him and Remco.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.81614 del
>4. Gr. Evenepoel
>gap ever increasing
we're rubbing it in eh


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.81615 del
>3m45s la redoute


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.81616 del
now comes the 10km downhill section with the only turn of note being the fuglsang corner


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.81617 del
Remco about to enter the 250km+ zone which should be better for him


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.81618 del
So they are breaking the record with more than 2 km/h. Sure why the fuck not


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.81619 del
>>81618
It's the Seixas effect


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.81620 del
>>81617
he is at the front suddenly


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.81621 del
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>>81618
and pog looked calm as fuck doing it kek


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.81622 del
What the fuck is Remco even doing. He is completely losing it lol


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.81623 del
>>81618
EPO didnt do shit afterall, it was all placebo.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.81624 del
Remco seething


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.81625 del
>>81622
I think the seethe is warranted in this case, they almost have skjelmose and they're just sluuurping


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.81626 del
Steff Cras of all places. What in the fuck


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.81627 del
a little Remseethe to close out the race


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.81628 del
>>81623
turns out a doped thoroughbred beats a doped donkey


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.81629 del
>>81628
Big Lance was thoroughbred as fuck


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.81630 del
weak remco attack, his career is over


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.81631 del
>>81629
Also, not many people know this, but he fucked Oprah backstage.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.81632 del
>>81630
imagine being ralph denk right now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.81633 del
He can't even drop Steff Cras


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.81634 del
>44.4km/h average
sport's never been cleaner


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.81635 del
lame


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.81636 del
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>>81632
>#redbullmoney
why is he still in charge


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.81637 del
>>81634
They are laughing at us


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81638 del
>roglic
>memco
>next year de lie
is it even possible to invest more money into washed "superstars"?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81639 del
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witnessing hecking history


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81640 del
Verstryngegod 4th?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81641 del
That watermelon seller Mou is going to schiz for weeks on X again


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81642 del
Second is still crazy.
Remember the
>he is just 19
>250km
cope


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.81643 del
>still 3rd
boring team bros win


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.81644 del
>>81636
its like the sponsors get a kick out of him making bad decisions and overpaying for washed runners that obviously have no future and will never come out stronger than they came in


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.81645 del
Remco third, I'd even call this a moral victory


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.81646 del
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memco


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.81647 del
Moral victory for Remco according to Karl


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.81648 del
karl in uber cope mode, get this man off the tv


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.81649 del
where would jonas have placed today? 3rd?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.81650 del
>>81644
>consoomer goes to soc media and complains
Maybe rage baiting ciclismo enjoyers is the real return of invest


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.81651 del
>>81649
he wouldn't have been in the chase group


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.81652 del
Remco spent too much time practicing his sprint expecting to go to the line with Pog


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.81653 del
If I had bisous it would have been a good day.
I would still lose to autismbert but the day would have been good.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.81654 del
>>81649
DNF


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.81655 del
Fun to see which Seixas + Pog + 4 mid guys team wins this one


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.81656 del
Pog talking more like Rog as time goes by.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.81657 del
>big breakaway full of complete jobbers was good for us
uhm remkingbros?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.81658 del
>>81655
This one would have done fine I guess >>81226


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.81659 del
meanwhile the next Merckx won in Türkiëyë today


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.81660 del
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>>81655
Me I hope


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.81661 del
I was in Las Vegas all weekend and tuned into the race 10 seconds before Seixas was dropped.

Worth watching any of the rest??


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.81662 del
>>81661
not really no, maybe the redoute replay


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.81663 del
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seething at these guys for not getting in the top 10


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.81664 del
PINARELLO may still show up as DNF, eh, kinda seen this could end up like this, didn't believe BISIAUX will be this good, more like a 33rd + assist.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.81665 del
>>81661
Not really. The fun part was seeing how long Seixas could follow but you already know that now.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.81666 del
>>81663
Why is your screen red


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.81667 del
>>81663
seeing red?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.81668 del
>>81666
it's early morning and my blue light filter is still active on my phone


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.81669 del
>>81661
clear no, you'll see the redoubt replay on social media and there's nothing more to it except for seeing remco drop well before pogacar actually attacked


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.81670 del
truly the worst """monument""", I will never talk bad about lombardia ever again


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.81671 del
>>81649
Middle of G3


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.81672 del
heh king ramses debrown, I remember when he was a 4 pointer


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.81673 del
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Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.81674 del
>>81673
I'm an idiot


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.81675 del
>>81659
Please pay attention


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.81676 del
>>81673
Grim.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.81677 del
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atleast someone still looks tired


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.81678 del
>>81673
americans HUMILIATED


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.81679 del
>>81673
After bert winnning Ronde, we'll have bert winning liege


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.81680 del
this is a BIG moral victory for remco


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.81681 del
>>81673
Good, good. Now to ruin it with that fucking Romandie


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.81682 del
>>81679
Nah some crazy person will probably have Bernal and Zana or something


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.81683 del
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The spring classics season is now officially (mostly) over


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.81684 del
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Got home and turned on the TV at the exact same time as >>81661 Lame.
Nice ride today at least.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.81685 del
>>81684
Good ride


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.81686 del
>>81683
I for one got Eschborn-Frankfurt fever


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.81687 del
>>81686
einmal Frankfurter Schnitzel mit grüner Soße bitte


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.81688 del
10 UCI points for Picnic-Postnl. BIG gain on Caja Rural and Burgos who scored 0


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.81689 del
>>81686
they made it harder again I saw, so based


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.81690 del
>>81678
Yes well there was an attempt on my president's life and I made my team at 2am with zero research


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.81691 del
19 years old Dimas Nur Fadhil Rizqi from Poland (inverted flag version) wins the tour d'algerie GC.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.81692 del
>>81683
Good. Time for some GT racing


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.81693 del
>honest memco interview
the sky is falling


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.81694 del
>>81693
what did he say?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.81695 del
>>81694
NOT GOOD ENOUGH


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.81696 del
According to estimations, Pogi did Seixas FW numbers in La Redoute... for 1 extra minute

He can actually do 9W/kg for 3 min in his sleep


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.81697 del
>>81696
And to think, Seixas will one day beat those numbers.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.81698 del
>>81696
and to think bertacek could do this if he ate breakfast


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.81699 del
>>81696
ouch


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.81701 del
femmes slurpage


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>>81673
>420 no Remco
I kneel.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.81703 del
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>>81684
very cool


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.81704 del
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Did you know it is possible to mount d*sc rotor both ways? I didn't


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.81706 del
>>81704
yes, I've done it too
there's also a side that side this side outside I think kek


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.81707 del
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>>81704


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.81708 del
>>81704
I did not know this. But now I do. Thank you for your service.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.81709 del
>VERYSTRANGE fourth in LBL
starting to wonder if this semen slurping sport is for me lads


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.81710 del
Close between Seixas and Grug for the prestigious award of biggest Pogi victim of the classics season


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.81711 del
>>81710
grug's hiding in gravel races now


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.81712 del
>>81710
no Grug monuments this year is very grim, hopefully he does everything he can to get the WC


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.81713 del
>>81710
Grug, but mostly because of bad luck


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.81714 del
>>81711
Career over. The new Sagan


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.81715 del
Ti2mbert and 8 others humbled by a Mauri picker.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.81716 del
does Pog get to 2nd in the all-time rankings this year?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.81717 del
>>81715
This is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.81718 del
women's LBL less exciting than the men's


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.81719 del
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damn bros, a few bad races and she's already moving on to the next fraud


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.81720 del
I've never been to Montreal, thinking about going there to see the sights and the WC


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.81721 del
>>81718
massive motopacing too


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.81722 del
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Way better combination than expected.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.81723 del
>>81720
I love Montreal. Great food and parks.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.81724 del
>Beautiful symbolism: riding with a black armband while delivering yet another death blow to the once-beautiful sport of cycling.

wielerflitsers not taking this well


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.81725 del
>>81722
lekker


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.81726 del
>>81724
Do you think they would be seething so much if a Belgian were doing this?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.81727 del
>>81726
wielerflits? absolutely, they hate Belgians


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.81728 del
>>81727
kek


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.81729 del
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>>81719
Allahbros...


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.81730 del
>Kwabsia


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.81731 del
belgian commentator got had by the Labous name change
>man Berthet really looks a lot like Labous


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.81733 del
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GC. >>81732


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.81735 del
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OK, picking old man rogla one last time


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.81736 del
>>81735
don't want to play this one bros


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.81737 del
>>81722
Looks great. Great sear on the skin.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.81738 del
>>81736
Yes it's boring but picking rogla makes me happy


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.81739 del
>Il n'y a aucune certitude dans la vie, tant qu'on ne l'a pas fait, on ne l'a pas fait. Mais maintenant que j'ai fait deuxième, la prochaine ambition sera de gagner un Monument. Il faut être ambitieux dans la vie et je vais travailler pour ça.
He should show up to MSR next year


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.81740 del
>>81738
>lenny rogla soul vs lipo onley smart
I don't know what to do


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.81741 del
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alternatively...


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.81742 del
>>81724
kek


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.81743 del
>>81739
Imagine he shows up and just wins because everyone is slacking off due to Pogi not showing up.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.81744 del
>>81743
That would be hilarious. Sprinters hoping to get back into the game and decat goes full launching pad on the cipressa


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.81745 del
>>81744
surely it will never be the same right? they've shown it's possible and even for the ganna's of the world it's probably best to blast it at the cipressa so he doesn't have to deal with kooij or philipsen


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.81746 del
>>81745
It'll get back to the poggio fuckery unless remco shows up


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.81747 del
>>81745
just need someone who's strong enough and has a team to lead the charge
the way I see it recent editions were just hard because UAE lead the charge and already paced on every capo thus resulting in everyone else riding too if just for position.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.81748 del
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berts I'm looking to get my first decent bike, so I thought to go second hand. is buycycle even trustworthy?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.81749 del
>>81748
>crabbon with rim breaks for 750 e*rodollarydoos
send it pal


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.81750 del
>>81748
Should be fine. Also great bike


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.81751 del
>>81748
yea the site itself is legit but a lot of offers on there are fuckery, many people listing wrong parts and sizes.
that particular offer seems fine to me
>sold by Manon


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.81752 del
>>81748
be aware that this bike may not actually fit you, i doubt a 56 is fitting for someone who is 173cm
furthermore the bike seems slammed? i cant tell if theres 1-2 spaces under the stem

its useful to know your body measurements and actually double check them for each bike model


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.81753 del
>>81748
not bad, decathlon also sells good entry bikes last I checked


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.81754 del
We didn't see much but conseKING did a great train today, pretty much only 4-5 riders left when pogi had to launch


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.81755 del
>>81752
Yeah, I have a 56 Spec from that era and 56 is just ok for me, although I have to use a short stem.
188cm.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.81756 del
>>81752
hmmm in fact checking on trek's official website, the 56 is recommended for up to 180cm, so it should be a bit too small for me


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.81757 del
>Il a fait un super bon début de saison, de superbes résultats. C'est bien de le voir si fort. Je ne pense pas avoir déjà vu un coureur plus fort que lui.
No respect for jonas


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.81758 del
got a touch of the il giro fever berts


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.81759 del
>>81758
Look and the startlist if you want to hype it down


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.81760 del
>>81759
would be pure chaos if vingegaard wasn't there


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.81761 del
>>81760
But he his


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.81762 del
>>81761
there is still time to do the needful


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.81763 del
>>81756
i recommend sizing it down one or two steps, that way you can always increase the stem length if it ends up a bit cramped

(and if you're on team backpain at some point you can still ride comfy)

don't ever buy a bike that is already slammed


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.81764 del
>>81763
but wait, if according to the official sizing guide this bike is the smaller size for me then it's fine? from what I figured it's better to get a smaller one than a bigger one
>don't ever buy a bike that is already slammed
why?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.81765 del
>>81764
I wouldn't buy a slammed bike because it reduces your options for handlebar height etc.
If you have the full fork you can try around and see what works and then cut yourself, I think the bike in your pic has a spacer or two beneath the stem but I'm not sure.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.81766 del
>>81765
As for bike size from experience I can recommend if you're on the low end of a bike size recommendation it could be better to size down. I have 2 bikes and my 2nd one is a size lower and it fits better.


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.81767 del
>>81765
yeah there's definitely 2 spacers, how many spacers should there be?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.81768 del
>>81764
Well how tall are you anyways?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.81769 del
>>81768
184cm


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.81770 del
>>81765
or just never cut it, chimney gang represent


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:56 [Preview] No.81771 del
>>81770
based my road bike has a small chimney because I don't want to fuck with the routing


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.81772 del
>>81770
>>81771
Same, I just couldn't be bothered


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.81773 del
>>81770
only tryhard chuds will care about some fork protrusion


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.81774 del
>>81772
you also never know when the backpain goblins will strike you


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.81775 del
>>81769
Listen Bernds.. Leg/Torso/Arm length ratio?
Small bike / long stem?
Big bike / short stem?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.81776 del
>>81774
I do my strechs though


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.81777 del
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>>81769
56 should be fine for that. I looked up the geometry chart of that bike and its not particularly aggressive, I wouldn't worry much about the handlebar height being too low and even if it is there are quick and relatively cheap fixes for that.
What I'm uncertain about is the seatpost situation and how much you can adjust that. Idk anything about trek bikes but this looks like the seat post is shoved onto the seat tube (opposite of whats the norm) and maybe if the seat tube was cut or is not particularly long in the first place you might not be able to get your desired seat height. I recommend checking that out for sure


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.81778 del
>>81776
age comes for us all
the bell will toll for thee


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.81779 del
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>>81770
>chimney gang
choo choo


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.81780 del
>>81779
giant indeed


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.81781 del
>>81777
good eye bert, that seems to be indeed cause for concern, looks like the seat post might be not very long? is that replaceable, in case?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.81782 del
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>Liège-Bastogne-Liège is having an unpleasant aftermath for Tadej Pogacar. Following his victory, the Slovenian has been fined no less than 5,000 Swiss francs for ‘incorrectly placing advertising on the rainbow jersey during the podium ceremony.’

well suissebert can fund this site for another few months


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.81783 del
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after all, why not


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.81784 del
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>>81782


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.81785 del
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how many watts could I save wearing such a jersey?


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.81786 del
>>81785
when are they going to do some proper testing in this sport


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.81787 del
>>81764
official bike sizing by manufacturers isn't always correct, they tend to vary wildly so it's always better


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.81788 del
>>81786
heh what do you mean? they're 100% and he's the most tested athlete in the world™
they just smashed the 2 hour mark because of the 90g shoes


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.81789 del
Without that chute and a funeral for Pog Remco would have zero Monuments


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.81790 del
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>>81781
I bet its replaceable but getting one that is longer or even one at all may be the issue because its an old frame and idk if a seatpost for that frame is still in production. This showed up first result earlier when I looked for the picture above kek Big Bike and their proprietary designs. My bike is also full of that


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.81791 del
>>81788
the women also ran a WR I think
you could probably gain red blood cells just being in the vicinity


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.81792 del
>>81789
without our lord and savior Wout Pogacar would have sweeped the monuments this year


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.81793 del
speaking of rim brakes, what rim brake wheels are still value for money? looking for carbon of course, preferably 50-60mm ones (hills do not exist here)


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.81794 del
>>81792
Without Jonas Pog would have the record TdF victories


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.81795 del
>>81793
elitewheels edge I guess


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.81796 del
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Without Mathieu Pog would have literally won everything ever


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.81797 del
>>81796
no because wouteke wouldn't have been mindbroken and thus a genuine competitor


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.81798 del
>>81794
I miss strong Jonas, current cucked Jonas is a disgrace
no I haven't forgiven him for last year's "I will go all out and risk 2nd" only for him to wheelsuck a sick pogacar


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.81799 del
>>81790
well this might just be a deal breaker, thanks a lot for helping bert


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.81800 del
>>81798
Marriage and kids filtered him hard he went retire mode too soon


Bert 04/26/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.81801 del
>>81798
He didn't really change it's just that Pogi got a lot better in 2024 and he couldn't follow him anymore. Those all out comments last year were stupid though. Visma had tried hard to break Pogi but they had obviously given up when he said that so he should have just said nothing and taken his 2nd.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.81802 del
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>>81751
imagine the smell


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.81803 del
>tfw no manon cyc gf to snack on after cafe rides


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.81804 del
>>81790
>>81777
I have the same Emonda (just later SLR model) and the integrated saddle is pretty good. You don't cut the base seatpost at all, you just insert a seat mast cap and clamp it to the frame seatpost. The seat mast caps are sold separately by Trek and should still be readily available. I'd contact some Trek store to be sure about the availability, but I don't think it's such a big concern. The aluminum one should cost under 100 euros new.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.81805 del
>Oui ça me motive et je crois que cela vaut pour tout le peloton. On a toujours envie de continuer à s'améliorer. Paul n'a que 19 ans et on atteint le plus souvent sa pleine maturité physique entre 26 et 30 ans. Moi, je ne vais pas rajeunir. Nous allons continuer à travailler dur, nous battre dans les années futures pour gagner autant que possible jusqu'à ce qu'il détruise tout le monde (rires) ! On verra donc comment il évolue, mais je sais que les choses risquent de devenir chaque année un peu plus difficiles pour moi"
Pog finally happy someone other than grug can play


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.81806 del
it's joãover

another victim of big virus


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.81807 del
>>81806
Sad


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.81808 del
>>81782
welp, it has been revoked. I will have to resort to milking berts instead.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.81809 del
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he made it to the front page, big squeaktory for paul


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.81810 del
>>81806
F
And Adam Yates said he was in good shape lmao


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.81811 del
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>>81748
I've taken some measurements and it should fit me just fine, it coincides with my current bike setup
The only thing that makes me hesitant is this scratch here, will the frame fall apart?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.81812 del
>>81811
I have worse ones in that region but I would ask for a more detailed picture of possible
I doubt it's lore than scratched paint


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.81813 del
Is max poole dead ?
He was supposed to do turkey but he’s not even there.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.81814 del
>>81813
Why has Poole not raced since those Portuguese events? He has picked up another virus. "I'm not a doctor, but it's simply a virus he picked up in the aftermath of last year's Epstein-Barr," says sports director Phil West. "He's training again and back on the bike, but we don't want to rush him."
Poole therefore did not start the Tour of the Alps, and was also absent from the Tour of Turkey — the fallback plan. West kept his cards close to his chest regarding decisions about the Giro. "We're keeping all options open, as we do with all riders under medical supervision. We need to take the right steps at the right time."
Nevertheless, the Giro in May looks like an unrealistic target for a rider who hasn't raced since February. "I have to be honest and say I'm not really focused on when Max can race any more. We get general updates showing that his training is going well. But when we take the next step, I don't know. Maybe it will be sooner than we think — but we need to be careful."


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.81815 del
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>>81814
No wonder he caught something after frequenting Epstein's bar.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.81816 del
>>81814
Bleak
He was picnic saving grace.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.81817 del
>>81816
He'd have to podium a GT maybe twice to save picnic at this point


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.81818 del
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>fake rider as your 2nd best scorer


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.81819 del
>>81818
VAN UDENfrauds perpetually humiliated


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.81820 del
Carapaz also OUT of the Giro... We might be in for a historically bad GT. The route is pretty terrible too.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.81821 del
>>81820
might as well add an asterisks to this edition of the Giro and put it on the same level as the gamershart one.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.81822 del
>>81820
Every Visma GT has been terrible lately


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.81823 del
>>81820
Remco should have just gone


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.81824 del
>>81823
Honestly, yeah. Long, flat ITT, very few big mountain stages, not a too brutal 3rd week... The route fits him pretty well, tbh.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.81825 del
>>81820
Can't wait for the Vinge-Pelizzari-Hindley podium


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.81826 del
>>81825
somehow GEE-WEST will be nowhere near this top 5


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.81827 del
I'm calling it right now. Kussen vs Eganito for GC after a massive week 1 chutefest.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.81828 del
>>81823
But he has zero chance against Jonas and it would just be another humiliation and seethefest


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.81829 del
>>81826
Shame it's been going so bad for him this year, last year he rode a really good Giro and I had hopes he could rise to a podium contender


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.81830 del
>>81827
KUSS doesn't peak for pancakes of the il giro
that does sound pretty kino thoughbeit


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.81831 del
>>81829
feels like LIDL as a team have stagnated, though they were plagued with injuries


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.81832 del
>>81831
LIDL is cosplaying as bora
>get big money
>buy expensive riders
>get no results anywhere


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.81833 del
FFS, also no Landa for the Giro


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.81834 del
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back from the cold, feels good berts


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.81835 del
>>81834
holy consistent TT


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.81836 del
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Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.81837 del
>>81836
it's actually happening, france winning a tdf


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.81838 del
>>81828
Giro with shit weather has a 60% DNF chance for anyone involved


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.81839 del
I wonder which stage vinester gonna DNF


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.81840 del
>>81838
PINARELLO to win the il giro


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>>81839
Small roads stage


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.81842 del
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>>81833
Grim.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.81843 del
Ok but realistically, who do we even pick? Joonas gonna be 34 pts, Pellizzarri 24. Even Bernal Gomez gonna be like twenty.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.81844 del
>>81843
Rondel and pinarello


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.81845 del
>>81843
how about GROENEWEGEN at a mere 18 points!


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.81846 del
>>81843
Groves will either win 5 sprint or DNF after 2 stages


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.81847 del
>>81846
We are all picking Tobias Lund for 16 of coursh.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.81848 del
>>81838
Which is 95% for Remco Ravinepoel


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.81849 del
>>81836
What in the fuck. They are LAUGHING at us


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.81850 del
>>81836
What the fuck is the public being told is the explanation for this?
They just want it more than EPOO-D to the gills riders of previous gens?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.81851 del
>>81843
Hindley, Tao


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.81852 del
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I fucking HATE this Romandie game. Whatever you do it fucking sucks. Can't we just skip this one?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.81853 del
>>81850
the mainstream media either does not address any of it at all or presents it without comment
what I found is that a shockingly large amount of plebs in the comments take this as proof that pog is clean. Because seixas almost kept up with him


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.81854 del
>>81850
Records are getting beaten in every sport consistently for the last 50 years, what's so strange about it?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.81855 del
>>81853
If everyone dopes the sport is clean


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.81856 del
>>81854
what is the explanation for this, if you look at watts/kg solely and compare them to full blown EPO riders?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.81857 del
>>81852
Surely there are startlist updates coming which will make it not a squeaky pedals and squeaky bearings at the same time type of experience.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.81858 del
>>81854
Everyone who is not as fat and weak as me must be doping


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.81859 del
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>>81858
Yes.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.81860 del
>>81858
True, a friend of mine's dad huffs inhalers for cycling and he's a total jobber. The unclean are everywhere


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.81861 del
>>81858
This but unironically


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.81862 del
>>81860
I'm the last natty on this god forsaken plane of existence


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.81863 del
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classical doping seems implausible for multiple reasons but some kind of explanation would be nice


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.81864 del
chute terrible


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.81865 del
>>81856
Training


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.81866 del
>>81863
According to The Clinic it is CRISPR


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.81867 del
>>81866
>The Clinic
Whats that?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.81869 del
>>81866
This seems not impossible, but would leave a trail you'd think. Pog/Seixas ever being in proximity with CRISPR scientists for instance


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.81870 del
>>81866
Isn't crispr still stalled by inability to reliably edit in whatever you want to edit without blowing up the whole genome?
Like it is still a great POC but if you actually try to run it on an unseen and unadjoosted case it causes more problems than you can fix.

But, yes, the Clinic, schizobrit is a better source of theories than them.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.81871 del
>aniołkowski is in this race
Embarrassing with all these jobbers.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.81872 del
>>81793
elitewheels yea in their aliX shop they have one cheaper heavy rim brake wheelset and one more expensive lighter wheelset in like 40 and 50mm. Both 28mm external width, if you can't fit 28mm tires and wheels there are more options for 25mm width wheels on aliX. That's probably the only source of good value rim brake wheels to be found anywhere, there are a few better options but also a lot more expensive. Not much rim brake stuff around anymore generally speaking and most of what is still around is very old designs.
I don't think there's any good option to be had outside of china period


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.81875 del
>>81873
I used to ride these for over a decade


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.81876 del
>>81875
>>81874
>>81873
So my trusty zondas are lighter than these lmao


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.81877 del
>>81871
Girmay too


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.81878 del
>>81873
>>81874
>1600g at 40mm depth and 26mm width
What the hell man. This is what I'm talking about, outside of china you get scammed with old garbage worth 200 bucks at most but marked up at least 500%.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.81879 del
>>81820
w-what, is he sick?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.81880 del
>not casting your own wheelset
ISHYBDDT


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.81881 del
oh my god my Romandie is terrible, it's impossible to have a good team with Pog in it


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.81882 del
>>81873
Fucking hate Mavic


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.81883 del
>>81880
this bert be casting carbon ay


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.81884 del
>>81879
oh it's speculation after his taint surgery; well, I might rather see him in peak shape going for another Tour podium instead of wreaking himself just to DNF the Giro


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.81885 del
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>I think normally Jonas and his team tend to exaggerate things a little. I think it’s normal to get sick or have a small crash, and I don’t think it has had a big impact on the preparation.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.81886 del
>>81834
Should turn off ERG Power Smoothing or whatever your trainer calls it, to get true numbers. Unless that's outside and you're some sort of robot.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.81887 del
>>81883
I'm sure you'd prefer me to MOLD


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.81889 del
>>81887
are you a sporelet?


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.81890 del
>>81889
my cheeses moulder and yet my bidons are squeaky clean


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.81891 del
>>81887
sure if you can make something good berts are in the market


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.81892 del
>2 hour nap
I cannot be arsed to go on a ride today, sorry coach
Will do better tomorrow


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.81893 del
>>81892
yeah okay brtek meanwhile I'll be going for a ride gaining strength while actively lose strength don't mind me lol enjoy that sofa of yours lol hows your pedal lol squeak squeak squeeeeeeeeeeeeak


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.81894 del
>>81892
going for a ride right now, smell you later


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.81895 del
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>>81893
>while you actively lose strength
I altered that shitpost like 3 times you don't even want to know what the first iteration was. NOT PRETTY that's for sure


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.81896 del
>>81892
>napping for longer than some berts are træning
KWAB


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.81897 del
I'm preparing for interviews, no riding until this is done


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.81898 del
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so comfy
might go for a post-nap nap


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.81899 del
>>81897
>french interviews
Hope you're ready for some bullshit.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.81900 del
>>81899
Not in france


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.81901 del
>>81872
There's Parcours Grimpeur that's under 1300g and the best brake track on the market and modern width, but it costs 1300e


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.81902 del
>>81900
We need you to cotise for RSA bert don't leave.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.81903 del
>>81902
I'm a researcher, if I live you guys can finance at least FOUR (4) RSA


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.81904 del
Startlist updates came. Somehow it is even worse. Fuck it, don't care if Boichis is bum, no one else to pick anyways - besides a UAE assist catcher.

>>81897
Bą sząs Bért.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.81905 del
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>>81898
Based napchad.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.81906 del
little 500 was last weekend, the pinnacle of American ciclismo according to me, as it is turn left on bikes. it was the 75th edition and I expect that every Bert saw the movie featuring the race.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sB55_ddhQhE [Embed]


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.81907 del
>>81906
during the celebrations after the race, a shooting happened, injuring 9 people. America man.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.81908 del
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On my commute back from work, I saw a zoomer who was dressed like pic related, riding an antiquated bike. He nearly fell over while trying to ride up one of the local ramps and was nearly crushed by an overtaking bus.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.81909 del
>>81886
I used zwift erg mode for a while and then disabled it


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.81910 del
>>81909
But it looks like you are trainer is doing a thing where in ERG mode it pretty much just reports the set point as the power at any given moment. So if you're in ERG mode set to say, 200 w, it'll just report a constant 200 w. The alternative is it reports the watts you're actually doing, which will be oscillating around 200 w, but not simply a steady 200 w. Basically the difference between what you're supposed to do and what you're actually doing. It should average out to the same unless you're doing something weird or your trainer is broken, but they're fake numbers and I hate that and wish to eradicate them whenever I see them.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.81911 del
What a shit velodrama team creation that was.
You have no fun leverage really.
Like bruh august is 10... Sure he won A stage not too long ago but come on. Not being 8 is...

George let us pick stage winners, its fun. But your system is retarded so we can't.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.81912 del
>>81910
if I have a quarq powermeter and the wahoo kickr core, which one should I use as powersource in zwift? I always thought I should just use the kickr and ignore the quarq indoor. but I get what you are saying


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.81913 del
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Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.81914 del
Magagnotti is absolutely humiliating french riders in Bretagne btw. 12 pts secret next year for sure


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.81915 del
>>81908
based


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.81916 del
>>81904
why does he make everyone so expensive
no I'm not picking crod who has been dogshit for 2 years for 12 points, I can't even fit a 12 pointer with taking 4 4 pointers


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.81917 del
>>81916
On of the worst priced contest he has done


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.81918 del
>>81916
I'm riding 4x4 as well hehehe.
Shit goomble, ca pue.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.81919 del
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hadn't even seen champoussin for 14


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.81920 del
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>>81901
1429€ even but thats still a more fair offer than anything else I've seen coming from a w*stern brand. I have a 38mm set from xmcarbonspeed thats 1160g naked with carbon spokes and normal brake track for like 950€ with these measurements and another set from lightbicycle thats a bit deeper and heavier with steel spokes with that groved brake track for like 1200€, too expensive for what it is tbh. Brake track thingy is a nothing burger imo


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.81921 del
>>81919
may I present: mayrhofer for 10


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.81922 del
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>>81921


Bert Admin 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.81923 del
Gonna do a db upgrade, pls read: >>>/operate/30159


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.81924 del
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>>81923
after consulting the calendar, I'll allow it.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.81925 del
>>81921
>its not a joke

Ahah
OH WOW


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.81926 del
>Pog
>Lipogreat
>Onley
>[REDACTED]
>a 6 pointer
>four 4 pointers
idk there's clearly no reason to deviate from this


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.81927 del
>>81924
>won't be able to traverse high fags


Bert Admin 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.81928 del
>>81924
>fagnes


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.81929 del
>>81926
redacted is plapp or nordhagen
we're all thinking it
some will have martinez instead of onley
nothing matters


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.81930 del
>>81929
I have godon sue me


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.81931 del
>>81925
veloflation and its consequences have been detrimental to the goombler


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.81932 del
>>81930
so did I but I couldn't help doing a bit of adjusting with the final startlist out


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.81933 del
>>81930
he is guaranteed points but GC is so overpowered


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.81935 del
my boy Super SEPP is a bargain at any price


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.81936 del
>>81935
how can he be a bargain if he's not raced all season and thus was never pickable s m h


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.81937 del
>Pogacar 1.12
>Lipowitz 9
>Martinez 11
>Only 12
>Roglic 13
>Plapp 23
>Rodriguez Cano 34
>Tiberi 41
>Paret 67
>Nordhagen 101
>Gaudu (!) 101
>Fortunato 151


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.81938 del
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>>81937
>>Gaudu (!) 101


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.81939 del
>>81937
onley, plapp, rodriguez, gaudu to DNF
adjust accordingly


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.81940 del
>>81865
>>81854
>>81863
When you think about it, cycling , or most sports anyway, have only been practiced seriously for about a hundred years, that's not a very long time, is it? Imagine the progress that is yet to be made


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.81941 del
>>81937
>1.12
A 10.7% chance of him not winning is very generous.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.81942 del
>>81939
nobody will DNF there will be no DNF


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.81943 del
>>81939
I think only Onley and Fraudu are sketchy, but this is a classic if I die I die.
Hope Onley doesn't reactivathe The Collarbone Bros Band again since the other one is permacrocked.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.81944 del
>>81941
Basically a chute%


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.81945 del
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The dopeur gonna win 5 stages and maybe even the prologue


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.81946 del
>>81945
This has G2 slurp written all over it.
20 seconds behind pogi at the top, 3 minutes by the finish


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.81947 del
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>>81945
>The dopeur gonna win 5 stages
Dopagaçar is not riding this edizione I thought??


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.81948 del
>>81945
He'll go easy on stage 2 which Godon will take.

If he takes the prologue, Oliveira might end it all.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.81949 del
>>81948
Godon is not taking SHIT. I have my breakaway secret picks


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.81950 del
>>81947
he is


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.81951 del
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>>81947
we're discussing romandie, not il giro

(i was confused too)


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.81952 del
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This really irritates me. Why is the y-axis so gigantic. Makes me long for Bertollo, God rest his soul.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.81953 del
Yeah, I'm retiring ONLEY, zero faith in Ineos if he is any type of wobbly.


Bert 04/27/2026 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.81954 del
>Deadline 15:15
k


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.81955 del
Woke up early to adjust before the kid wakes up. Yeah I think I'm picking the Rogla+Lipo tridente for this.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.81956 del
>>81955
3am adjusting, the true goombler shows his face


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.81957 del
>>81956
I think these times are UTC, so +2 for Bertele, me.
But I may be wrong.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.81958 del
>>81956
you can set the time to local


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.81959 del
Tour of Gila monster soon.
Esteemed clean team LANDIS on the startlist


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.81960 del
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Mega legs today, first 2x21min over/unders that I averaged 380W/378W on and then 21min sweetspot at just under 355W (was supposed to do over/unders but cramped up). Hoping to feel as good on the weekend with two local /elite/ races.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.81961 del
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>>81960


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.81962 del
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>>81960
>sweetspot at just under 355W
some berts sweetspot is other berts vo2max


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.81963 del
>>81962
Well my coach calls it "sweetspot" but really at something like 95% it's very upper SS or just threshold. In any case, it lets me somewhat recover between efforts while still being pretty tough on the muscles. I'm a diesel and can do 90-120min "normal sweetspot" in one stretch at 90-92%, so upping the power a bit is a nice way to make those workouts tougher without going too long / being constrained by overheating and hydration/fueling.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.81964 del
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Is your wallet ready for 2x13s bert


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.81965 del
>>81964
I'm stuck at 2x11 speed


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.81966 del
>>81964
Do they have a rim brake version?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.81967 del
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Kek he's so happy he has a non slurping rival for once. You could feel it at the end too


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.81968 del
>>81966
I'm guessing the older rim brake AXS shift/brake levers still work with this but they are really hard to find used these days


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.81969 del
>>81964
I remember they had snapping chains every cx race because of this


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.81970 del
>>81968
That said, obviously there are no UDH-equipped rim brake frames so it's a moot point.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.81971 del
>>81964
>>81965
honestly I would be fine with 10 gears myself. 13s wouldn't do anything for my riding
>>81966
no sram discontinued rim brakes in 2021 or so


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.81972 del
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>>81852
>


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.81973 del
>>81972
I adjusted my whole team and just went for 4 4-pointers like everyone else, whatever I don't give a FUCK


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.81974 del
>"The Wielermanager hype played an unintentional part": Tom Crabbe had "underestimated" the pressure in the spring, but is now liberated in Turkey

>Tom Crabbe had started 2026 like a comet, with stage wins in Bessèges and Andalusia. Those first professional victories earned him a spot in quite a few Wielermanager teams, but it was only in his final spring races that the fast man was able to score. "You might put too much pressure on yourself then. I have learned from that," the double stage winner in Turkey confided to us.

>Tom Crabbe is riding on a cloud in the Tour of Turkey. In the first stage, the Flanders - Baloise sprinter was clearly the fastest; the following day it was closer after a survival trek uphill and a tense sprint. "The focus here was a bit more on not putting pressure on myself and seeing where that would take me. Secretly, I had hoped to win once; twice is really crazy," Crabbe revealed in a phone call with Sporza.

>Pressure from the Wielermanager
>As a hype in the Wielermanager, Crabbe did indeed race around with a certain amount of pressure in the spring. With a price tag of just 3 million, he convinced about half of the nearly 100,000 participants to sign up for a spot on their team.

>"Unconsciously, that hype did play a part, yes," he agreed.

>"I had underestimated that a bit. You have to learn to deal with that pressure, and it is getting better and better now. There is a lot involved; you can't train for that. You might put too much pressure on yourself. I've learned from that; I just have to do my thing."

Velogames getting to everyone


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.81975 del
3 million velocoins invested into crap?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.81976 del
>get finally called up for my driving test after 4 months waiting ( welcome to France )
> this is also the only time in 8 years that I ever been sick ( Rona )
Life really like to be annoying sometimes


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.81977 del
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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.81978 del
>>81977
what is this
🤮


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.81979 del
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>Netcompany Ineos
Grim.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.81980 del
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>>81977


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.81981 del
Alright, time to make a team


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.81982 del
>>81979
Heh, Netcompany is one of my favourite companies after Oil Company, Financial Company and Crypto Company


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.81983 del
>CHAMPOUSSIN is forteen points
you weren't joking, wtf


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.81984 del
>>81977
the alpecin lawyers want to have a talk with them. why is team sky always stealing colors and designs lately?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.81985 del
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>>81977


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.81986 del
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I give up, there's literally no one to pick besides DOP/LIPO and GODON
Everyone else doubtful in a questionable form like PLAPP or CANO or ROGLIC


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.81987 del
>>81986
Just pick full UAE + lipo


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.81988 del
>>81987
The assist points in a stage race are not very high though, but 20 pts still better than 0


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.81989 del
>>81988
Well yeah that's true. I'm trusting the good old 4 4pt guys strategy.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.81990 del
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>here's your Italian champion bro


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.81991 del
>>81990
doped for a final victory and riding in your national jersey for a year, extreme SOVL


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.81992 del
>>81990
So obviously doped lmao


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.81993 del
>>81990
SWATT CLUB NATTYS am I right


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.81994 del
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I remember that day like it was yesterday


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.81995 del
>>81966
do they even make any new bike with rim brakes...


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.81996 del
>>81995
no
some very small time chyna releases of whats effectively just their existing disc brake model with rim brakes (very cool) but other than that no and there never will be again (its over)


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.81997 del
>>81994
surely this result has been stripped by now?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.81998 del
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>>81990
Should include the end of his 2025 as well


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.81999 del
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>>81997
wdym


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.82000 del
>>81995
colnago, time?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.82001 del
Skoda Tour of Maurice alumni humbled in Benin


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.82002 del
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This mountaintop in Turkey looks like the perfect place for interval training


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.82003 del
>>81995
Only niche brands


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.82004 del
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>>82003
ahem


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.82005 del
>>82000
>>82004
none of these are new bikes though, these are old designs


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.82006 del
>>82005
That's not really a problem though. Bikes have been solved 15 years ago


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.82007 del
>>82006
I'm just saying that still in production =/= new, you can still buy fakes of old pinarellos on aliexpress (f8/f10) but those aren't new bikes even if they are fresh off the mold are they.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.82008 del
>>82006
The geometries on these are often shit, 72.5 degree seat tube angle for a bigger sized bike.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.82009 del
>>82008
Thanks god I'm small


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.82010 del
>>82008
geometries are shit on every single road bike there is THOUGH


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.82011 del
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New shoes have arrived
Time to fuck up me knees by misaligning the cleats


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.82012 del
>>82011
six Big rides TOPS before you throw them in a dumbster


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.82013 del
>>82011
do they FIT


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.82014 del
>>82012
no
>>82013
yes


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.82015 del
>>82014
very good!


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.82016 del
>>82011
>He still thinks it's the shoes


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.82017 del
Based Sosa with the yearly good performance


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.82018 del
>>82016
next stop is ordering the malawibert's PM
then it's the BB


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.82019 del
>>82017
And Buchmann with his daily bad performance


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.82020 del
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gonna be close


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.82021 del
>>81967
I think he wanted to be friends with Jonas but Jonas is too awkward


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.82022 del
Jegat is a jobber


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.82023 del
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I live in Suisse


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.82024 del
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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.82025 del
Why the FUCK are the teams still hidden. I want to see how screwed I am


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.82026 del
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picnic can't afford ITT bikes anymore


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.82027 del
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post em


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.82028 del
gil gelders no taking this race seriously


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.82029 del
>>82025
velogames gold subscription lets you see them 5 hours ahead of the deadline


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.82030 del
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>>82027
Very boring
Also, Pog apparently has a new TT bike. Looks to be a bit UCI illegal: https://bici.pro/tecnica/zoom/colnago-tt2-nuova-bici-crono-pogacar/


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.82031 del
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heh, the ski jumper


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.82032 del
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>>82029
Really?? How much is that


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.82033 del
Wew, Onley in shit form apparently. Glad I didn't believe in him heh


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.82034 del
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primoz wins


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.82035 del
>>82033
Fucking hell, might have dodged a bullet with the infamous last minute adjustment there


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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.82037 del
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Anyway I have Pog Liposhit Lenny, AJ August and Within for le breakaway or the prologue or something, 4x garbage. It sucks ass but what can you do


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.82038 del
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primoz doesn't win after all


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.82039 del
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>>82035
I bet Kurwabert has him heh
Also I did a last minute adjustment with Primoz out, Lenny in. So he better deliver


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.82040 del
>>82032
annual plan goes for $149.99, interested?


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.82041 del
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>>82036
Please always pick your riders descending order of points value.
This chaotic mess rustles my jimmies


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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.82043 del
>>82041
I always put the high pointers in the middle


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.82044 del
>>82041
Agreed


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.82045 del
>>82042
What the hell is with all that Visma garbage


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.82046 del
>>82043
Veritcally or horizontally??
And where do semi-shitters and 4 pointers go?
It's confusing. Please stop doing it or I'm calling the cops.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.82047 del
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>>82040
I might


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.82048 del
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>>82045
Wait and see


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.82049 del
>>82046
Vertically of coursh


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.82050 del
LIPOWITZ goes solo


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.82051 del
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Godon NOT normal.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.82052 del
why is bora sending lipo and primoz to the same races? let primoz slave for memco.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.82053 del
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Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.82054 del
idk why I didn't believe in GODon


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.82055 del
Wait what, Jardi Christiaan VAN DER LEE is not even on the startlist. So Velobert gives me another shitter right. I wonder which one he choses


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.82056 del
>>82052
remco ain't racing until june though


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.82057 del
>>82052
management must be insisting that they learn to work together


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.82058 del
Too expensive, realistically he'll only compete on two stages.


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.82059 del
>>82058
meant for>>82054


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.82060 del
>>82047
you can send payment through paypal friends&family, anytime really


Bert 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.82066 del
NEW THREAD:
>>82063
>>82063
>>82063


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