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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No. 79962
Ardennes campaign edition

>Current and upcoming road races
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT

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Previous thread:
>>78992


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.80004 del
today is the day the first Muslim wins Amstel inshallah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.80040 del
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new thread new me


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.80041 del
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oh, here you are...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.80042 del
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ahh, great


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.80043 del
we live


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.80044 del
artjom schmitt DNF
chute lapeira


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.80045 del
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we indeed live
ynr the 2020 winner with the super long name


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.80046 del
>>80042
FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.80047 del
The guy just can't not speak about oumi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.80048 del
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suisse tv saying that Schmid is targeting this race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.80049 del
>Herpes sore Memco trying to sell that there are other favorites
were off to a good start


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.80050 del
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godon was involved in the chute as well


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.80051 del
I should have warned you that I picked him for this race.

Apologies!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.80052 del
suisse tv expert Matthias Frank (former AG2R jobber) observed that godon's replacement bike was on the left on the team car, that means he's not the team leader.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.80053 del
>>80052
Vauquelin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.80054 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.80055 del
>>80052
Considering the presence of remco in the race is fairly obvious that the leader should be the one who's able to follow remco's kick and have enough power to maintain that until the end.

That's not godon's case.
Godon is backup plan in case it comes together for a sprint ( good luck with that )


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.80056 del
allah still wearing his rain jacket


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.80057 del
>>80056
I'm going to miss that little retard when he's gone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.80058 del
suisse tv expert thinks that his former ag2r team mate cosneking will win


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.80059 del
allah did get rid of the rain jacket. but he's still wearing a gilet.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.80060 del
Mačejuk lachee
Wellens lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.80061 del
alain philippe probably sick and looks like he has given up


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.80062 del
DNF allah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.80063 del
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>>80061


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.80064 del
grim day for squeakers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.80065 del
>>80063
Jacob Eriksson bros...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.80066 del
strategical red bull chute brining down bad karma jorg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.80067 del
Kek mateo with the visma special


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.80068 del
>crash by Haimar EXTERMINATUS


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.80069 del
DSQ FRIGO


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80070 del
frigo and artz still generating breakaway points


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80071 del
disqualified for illegal bikepath usage


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80072 del
Me mom's phone is too old now to service all her stupid coupon apps (Xperia XZ1 Compact) but she likes it very much, especially the size.
There is NOTHING produced in the last 3 years (or more, haven't filtered that far) that is of similar smol size, besides one construction site freak phone.
I hope tabletification of spyphones is already behind us.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.80073 del
>>80072
I thought Sony still made small phones. there's no successor model of it?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.80074 del
>>80072
Small phones are for people buying one phone every 5 years. You can't compete with retard changing every year


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.80075 del
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Cancellara is calling. accept the call?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.80076 del
>>80072
Asus zenphone from a few gens ago is good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.80077 del
>>80075
Saw an interview of Steve chainel saying cancelera was an immense ass with him, always insulting him in Italian 😂


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.80078 del
>>80075
Needs a transfer to alpecin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.80079 del
>>80072
really not appreciating big phone sizes either 2bh but there ain't shit you could buy no its like with bikes kek
I cannot consoom


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.80080 del
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some van spotted, not welcomed at the tour


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.80082 del
pepe, the red nosed reindeerink


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.80083 del
Mosca 🫵😄


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.80084 del
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4 down
I have no idea who Jakob Moscow is though.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.80085 del
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a lidl skin is showing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.80086 del
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well you know how I call these cemeteries, so I refrain from it this year. but why is the big ass USA flag missing?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.80087 del
of course Schmid at the back of the pedalton, while t. van dijk still hasn't delivered the water bottles to remco.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.80088 del
>>80087
>I want to podium amstel
>Sits at the back of a 40 man group
What's his problem, get over your fear for one race and eat wind at the front


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.80089 del
>>80086
Probably the rain. Some places don't fly the flag in bad weather.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.80090 del
>>80073
>>80074
>>80076
>>80079
Newer Sonys are the least bloated, but are still way less wieldy than that cute compact.
Sony also leaves phones completely, Xperia VII series is the last.
Which is a bummer, surely I have mentioned it already thrice or fource but besides two Siemens phones (back in the day when phones had button and were not uniform, amorphic slop) all my phones were from the direct ancestry Ericsson - SonyEricsson - Sony.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.80091 del
random coquard spotted


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.80092 del
>>80090
my best phone has always been the google pixel 3a, that was the perfect phone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.80093 del
Hirschi spotted, not retired... yet


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.80094 del
>wet roads
chute connaisseurs, we gonna feast?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.80095 del
>froomeberg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.80096 del
godon in trouble


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80098 del
godoff


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80099 del
godon refused to get a shimano bike


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80100 del
And the seething from Remco Evenepoel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80101 del
first remco seethe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80102 del
excited to learn how rapido big jorgz can neck a pint


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80103 del
S E E T H E


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80104 del
remco being remco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80105 del
I wonder if riders like riding this race
small roads, every 50 meters some zig zag turn


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.80106 del
hirschi on memco's wheel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80107 del
Did you know that the only squeak victoire had place in 1981?
Jan Stablewski of course is viciously claimed by the ebil French, just like Madame Skłodowska-C*rie.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80108 del
Can Hirschi break the suisse curse?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80109 del
So Skjelmose is actually good goddamnit


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80110 del
kek visma making enemies once again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80111 del
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>>80102


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80112 del
schmid NOT at the back, let's go


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.80113 del
pogi would have attacked already


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.80114 del
bora copying the UAE strategy of burning all helpers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.80115 del
frigo looking good to score 0 points in the giro again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.80116 del
WAAR IS COSNEFROY


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.80117 del
>>80116
I see a few UAE'ers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.80118 del
Tratnik almost assassinated Remco...Visma sleeper agent?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.80119 del
>>80117
Yeah a bit far though


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80120 del
how did bertaczek know about frigo?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80121 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80122 del
>>80120
You are like flies before the Great Frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80123 del
HAIL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80124 del
ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80125 del
tis begonnen michel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80126 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE ROMAIN GRÉGOIRE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80127 del
it's happening


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80128 del
Cosnefraud nowhere to be seen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80129 del
Cosnefraud is SCREWING me again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80130 del
UAE nowhere to be seen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80131 del
CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80132 del
CHUTE. And there goes my team


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80133 del
big chorg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80134 del
COLLECTED


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80135 del
rip my team, thanks kevin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80136 del
Comicale, inevitable.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80137 del
what a beautiful crash very aesthetic


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80138 del
FUCK

FUUUUUUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80139 del
Collected


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80140 del
Mateo spending 4 weeks on the volcano to chute on his first race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80141 del
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couldn't have happened to a nicer guy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80142 del
CHUTE Hirschi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80143 del
>>80135
Jorgenson broken left collarbone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80144 del
assassination by the cowardly Vauqelin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80145 del
hirschi chuting out of sympathy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80146 del
HER/SHE DEAD AS WELL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80147 del
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oh lol


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80148 del
how will this effect vingegaard


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80149 del
HER SHE DOWN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80150 del
>>80094
I guess we wine & dine


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80151 del
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>>79992
>Jorgenshit follows Remco. He never pulls of course hè. Remco seethes for a few km's. Remco chutes in some corner or invisible pothole or something. Jorgenshit wins. This is the story for today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80152 del
Mauro schmid bros we were right to not follow this group, 150 IQ


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80153 del
the question is how can memco drop that wheelsucking dane this time?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80154 del
good trio now at least


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80155 del
And of course Kron and no Kamp. I am so tired


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80156 del
G3
with your schmids, your cosnefroys and the list goes on


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80157 del
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>>80153
<out b4


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80158 del
basque boys spotted


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80159 del
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That switch from Skjelmose to Simmons was amazing.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80160 del
izaguirre pickers rejoicing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.80161 del
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>>80159


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.80162 del
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STOP THE COUNT


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.80163 del
okay, but calm down everyone
37km to go, many more chute opportunities


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.80164 del
>>80162
I'm squeaking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.80165 del
>>80156
Schmid had this bad tendency to always hang low.
Last year LBL he was in SUCH a good shape, his top 10 actually came from himself literally catching up to 50+ riders.

He has to get better race sense.
Or maybe his team is also retarded tbh


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.80166 del
>>80162
nice team, will probably win


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80167 del
>>80165
the entire tour he rode off the back of the peleton, I don't think his team can do shit besides taking the front like red bull today but they're way too weak for that


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80168 del
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mon roi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80169 del
big four
remco
skelly
romain
frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80170 del
Pretty sad for Artz. Such a good race, you are still there and then get absolutely LAUNCHED by some chuting frauds


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80171 del
>>80137
Kek thought the same


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.80172 del
JDIMSA


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.80173 del
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G2 slurpage


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.80174 del
german-italian squeaking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.80175 del
Absolute goombling disaster. How do I do it. Couldn't be this bad if I tried anything but retardmaxxing.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.80176 del
>>80175
why didn't I just take remijn like everyone else
what the fuck was I thinking with l'hote


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.80177 del
>2.30 Euros for petrol
heh, I bet even treinbert is taking the bike to work now.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80178 del
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Algarve really was impressive by Ayuso, look at this top-10 with all the teammates while his best guy was Hector Alvarez (?) in 17th


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80179 del
>>80168
Hey retard why don't you get in position at the front so you don't have to burn all your matches chasing back

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80180 del
Remcoom attacque incoming


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80182 del
RIDE FAST
EAT ASS


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80183 del
Remco was seething last year.
This year he will do it.
Win the race or punch the Dane, this is for sure.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80184 del
what happened to the remco that won LBL?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80185 del
Grégoire painfacing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80186 del
>>80176
Only people who were not in my team for a moment are Frigo, Mauri, SKA and Withen.
Somehow I have picked everyone else outside of Remco and Gregoire.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80187 del
>>80184
Submitted to the will of Allah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80188 del
Vauqelin really fucked up that front group


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80189 del
BAUDIN a bit better in 1-day races than I expected


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80190 del
Mauro Shit lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.80191 del
no way you would have picked costiou


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.80192 del
>>80183
The spectator wins again 🤠


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.80193 del
remco afraid of having to sprint, he's not doing his usual high pace death race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.80194 del
>>80191
Unlikely but he was in a draft with Matty Jorg, Izagirre, someone else.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.80195 del
Who has the best sprint of these three? I'd say it's fairly even and entirely up to their form on the day.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.80196 del
Wasn't Baudin the guy who had some dopage thing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80197 del
>>80195
yeah, I think that's probably right

Grégoire I might put slightly above the rest right now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80198 del
>>80195
if they start early on the cauberg I would think remco looking at that sprint against Godon, if they wait too long I would give it to Gregoire


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80199 del
>>80195
Grégoire but it doesn't matter after a hard race. Then even Hayman can beat Boonen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.80200 del
Germani?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.80201 del
that senna guy is pretty good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.80202 del
>>80200
I think they call it Germany now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.80203 del
It is Costiou. Thank you Limburgian RAI


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.80204 del
thanks for saving Schmid my Alpecin friends


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80205 del
so Macron is going to cover the social security tax costs of Gregoire as well?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80206 del
Bertele and the other Bertele finished in peleton.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80207 del
that's a lot of spectators.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80208 del
MERDE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80209 del
o la la


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80210 del
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ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80211 del
32 Bayer
36 Senna
and some berts were shitting on alpecin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80212 del
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>working with Remco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80213 del
Skjelmose is not normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80214 del
squeak


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80215 del
FRIGO ABNORMAL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80216 del
KOM SÅ SKJELMOSE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80217 del
>>80211
Bayer? That's Verstrynge Bert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80218 del
skjelmose looks fresh as fuck while remco is doing all the work


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80219 del
I did consider Frigo but then I was like nah let's go for Frank van den Broek of all places


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80220 del
>>80217
oh that's a 37


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80221 del
Casting ice spell to freeze Skjelly, brb...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80222 del
>>80220
come on bert, bayer in this race at this moment


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80223 del
yes well, this is like last year just without pogi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80224 del
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First /elite/race went quite well, was 18th out of 70 even after a botched sprint, snd now I have top3 with also other guys in top10. Life is good berts


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.80225 del
>>80224
Very good, Bert. I salute any man with the balls to pin a number on.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80226 del
>>80224
pas normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80227 del
>>80224
we now know your weight. so your a polderbully after all.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80228 del
cam the fuck on gregor why must you disappoint me so


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80229 del
you can feel the seethe brewing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80230 del
>>80224
wew...
absolutely You worthy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80231 del
>>80224
Good effort. /cyc/'s very own next Merckx.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80232 del
>>80224
>intensity 75%
>race
Bojler room bros are feasting good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.80233 del
>>80224
Very very nice, I was just checking the results 5 minutes ago.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.80234 del
skjelmose on a unpainted trek while remco on his gold HEAVY spez
it's over


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.80235 del
What Skelly wins the sprint a deux


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80236 del
>>80224
>16x 10s@700W
>12x 10s@600W
>20x 10m@285W
never want to hear a bert ask what to score on the raper again, it's just this shrimple


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80237 del
>>80235
seethe will ensue


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.80238 del
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>


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.80239 del
>>80238
PCS man stopped jerking off for 10 seconds to look at the race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80240 del
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>>80235
I will be happy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80241 del
>>80238
Assasinated!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80242 del
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>>80224


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.80243 del
SEIXAS would have won by 3 minutes btw


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.80244 del
Baudin lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.80245 del
baudin did all that work and then just drops when they catch gregoire lmao
does he hate him?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80246 del
remco is going to fuck up the sprint somehow, gonna clip out or some shit
you just feel it in the air


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80247 del
>>80239
#45 (American) assassinated....hmmmnm....


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80248 del
Frigo is doped as FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80249 del
FRIGOD


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80250 del
FRIGO ABNORMALE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80251 del
>>80246
Remember when he chuted on air


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80252 del
>>80246
those darn potholes that only affects his bike


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80253 del
FRIGO?!?!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80254 del
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just came back from my ride and just as I was stopping my wahoo at the front door some neighbour """accidentally""" dropped a glass from his balcony like 1m next to my head
barely escaped death, just to witness memco getting destroyed by the doper


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80255 del
how is the weather for flèche looking?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80256 del
>>80246
yeah it'll be great I'm looking forward to whatever happens


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.80257 del
>>80251
Somehow I feel we're in for the ultimate Remco seethe here...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.80258 del
Business idea: Velogames points should scale with time gap to winner rather than placement.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.80259 del
allez emiel my boy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80260 del
Within Philipsen going to get podium here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80261 del
how the tables have turned. Germani from obstructur to slave


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80262 del
>>80258
Sprint stages would be a disaster.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80263 del
>>80258
>Pogacar wins
>everbody else: 0 points


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80264 del
gregoire my son


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80265 del
Frigo just following without breathing. This is some BULLSHIT we are seeing here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80266 del
>>80260
he looked dead in that last attack


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80267 del
>>80263
basically how it feels when watching the race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80268 del
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>>80238


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.80269 del
memco already looks stressed out


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80270 del
memco sweating bullets


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80271 del
SKJELMOSE taunting MEMCO


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80272 del
the seethe will ne amazing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80273 del
>>80269
pecho frio


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80274 del
Canyon won't sell bikes with trek and spesh at the front. I don't see easily influenced persons like bertaczek buying canyon again.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80275 del
Why did Skjelmose even take over, is he retarded or something


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80276 del
if there were justice in this world then Matje DOPEMORE would be the one laying in a ditch
small consolation if he kwabs the memecoid


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80277 del
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lel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80278 del
mashallah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80279 del
BIG victory for Islam


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80280 del
strong


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80281 del
wow

memco using his brain for once


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80282 del
kuffār in shambles


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80283 del
>women immediately makes it about herself


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80284 del
pwoah remGOD


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80285 del
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easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80286 del
easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80287 del
now the real race will Frigo do it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80288 del
Remco Rayane Islami hugging his big butt wifey


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80289 del
what did skjelly say, "sorry for ..."?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80290 del
not today Skjelbros


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80291 del
Thank you Cosnegoat


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80292 del
nice try marco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80293 del
free beer like beverage for cosneking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80294 del
FRIGO :(


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80295 del
cosneking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80296 del
>>80285
Hello my baby


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80297 del
Kamp not even there for fuck's sake. Neither is Kron so whatever


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80298 del
godoped easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80299 del
So remco-cosneking-skelly pickers should have this in the bag or can bertaczek's frigo make up for it?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.80300 del
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Kurwa mać.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.80302 del
1,2,3,4 at least, very nice


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.80303 del
>>80302
Yeah Bertele Bertov wins.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.80304 del
>>80302
and 11


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80305 del
So if Skjelmose was already dead then why did he keep pulling when they were so far ahead of all the other shitters


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80306 del
>>80305
stop posting here plugge


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80307 del
>>80302
Not normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.80308 del
>>80306
Jorgensohn would have NEVER pulled


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.80309 del
40 riders finished so far, none of the is from visma


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.80310 del
>>80308
gonna be pulling out his collarbone right about now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80311 del
>>80310
Hehe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80312 del
LAFAY on the startlist for Flèche


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80313 del
fucking hell, optak enjoyer has a monster team again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.80314 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80315 del
>>80313
AxelGOD is always right


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80316 del
>>80314
>1-3-4
>Finish 20th
what the FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80317 del
>>80315
he's not even following the optaks anymore
he's a rogue agent


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.80318 del
that mountain is truly accursed


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.80319 del
best vismoid is Zingle as 100th


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.80320 del
vauquelin finished in the peleton, impressive


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.80321 del
>>80317
Hmm indeed Axelshit had Jorgenson. What the FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.80322 del
>>80320
L'Hote too apparently but didn't bother to sprint hehehe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80323 del
And Picnic with 0 (zero) points again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80324 del
>>80322
he was the guy with that totalenergies rider they caught at the last 300 meters
he was almost 12th or 13th damn


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80325 del
>>80316
You need an ftp of at least 300 watts and 5 riders in the points to stay competitive around here.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.80326 del
>>80320
He is not a distancelet anymore? Guess I will have to pick him in the wrong race now.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.80327 del
>>80314
a disaster


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.80328 del
HARAM


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.80329 del
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>>80323
I checked every team. Picnic and Visma are the only teams who scored zero today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.80330 del
>>80329
caja rural also better than tietema's rocket


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80331 del
>>80329
this in the only big dutch classic total shame


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80332 del
>>80330
Yeah they are going pas normal lately. Based Arkea tactics of sprinting with 3 guys every race, even if it is for 20th place. That's how you do it, 80 points today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80333 del
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Cosnefroy announced new winner


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.80334 del
>>80333
Clean winner yes


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.80335 del
>>80332
In Brabantse Pijl they sprinted with 4 lol. 220 points, almost as much as the winner


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80336 del
>>80334
first MPCC rider is Gregoire, followed bY Costiou and then frigo and Baudin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80337 del
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>>80329
oh noe!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80338 del
>>80337
don't like him so I feel nothing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.80339 del
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>>80336
Baudin? Not to mention Frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.80340 del
>>80339
certified clean riders, I'm sorry Plugge


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.80341 del
>>80325
No shit, I'm being left in the dust here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.80342 del
So air France has the musk wifi. Could watch the race no problem, but no endchan. Bit of a shit race tbqh, only the chute was fun


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.80343 del
>>80342
Ya, not much excitement.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.80344 del
>>80224
Good race Bert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.80345 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.80346 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.80348 del
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GC. >>80347


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.80349 del
>>80348
FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.80350 del
>>80348
hehe I'm first


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.80351 del
Think I just kept playing the goomble like it was still warm up, when noomber looking and extra gossip info is king, not like you now have enough examples of in-form/off-form which override any noomber looking or overall power ranking.
Let's see if the freefall will be stopped on mur de chuj.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.80352 del
>>80351
fleche might be one of the most predictable races of they year
seixas
lenny martinez
vauquelin
skjelmose
some jobbers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.80353 del
>>80352
Yes, but there are also enough of good guys at that 16-18 sweet spot that the teams will not be the same at all. Guess everyone has to pick Skjelmose now. Or maybe not.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.80354 del
>>80353
don't do anything fancy, valverde and allah proved that enough


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.80355 del
>>80352
I'll go full squeak I don't care


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80357 del
>>80352
no remco?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80358 del
>>80354
No, I don't mean anything fancy, just valid decisions. Gregoire or Cosnefroy? Or maybe Scaroni?
>just remembered purito, heh..


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80359 del
>>80357
Remco and rampas, murs, heh..


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.80360 del
>>80357
I don't think he'll even ride it, he was hesitant in his interview and it would be a humiliation ritual for him getting outsprinted by seixas


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.80361 del
>>80360
that's quite pathetic and depressing, already dodging


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.80362 del
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me every morning on my commute


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.80363 del
>>80362
is this the pitssburgh dirty dozen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.80364 del
>>80362
disappointed that they all made it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.80365 del
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The PCS team was banned from starting Volta a Bosnia e Herzegovina


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.80366 del
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This guy did an experiment and his only fuel was pure sugar. He drank 1800g of sugar.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.80367 del
>>80366
what the fuck


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.80368 del
>>80366
sounds like our dear finnbert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.80369 del
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>>80366
Same guy:
>I also ran into the problem of accidentally mixing food for 2 hours, but being out for over 4. A protein bar from Penny helped me through the worst of it.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.80370 del
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Is this mold in my water filter? If so, are the mold spores effectively filtered, so it could be considered good to go?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.80371 del
>>80365
why though


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.80372 del
>>80371
Something about jobbers and guest runners not able to participate in 2.2 races


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.80373 del
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>>80348
>make medium gains
>collector is coming
ahhh


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.80374 del
>>80370
if it was mold it would have clogged the entire thing already unless you check it often and just caught it at the start
don't they put chlorine in tap water anyway


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.80375 del
>>80374
Yes apparently after some research these are just the little granules they are part of the purification process.

Threw it away anyway and soaked pitcher in vinegar... Can't be too careful....


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.80376 del
>>80375
makes sense


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.80377 del
>>80365
kek, but why. They were caught doping?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.80378 del
So PCS simply deleted the team from the race instead of putting a DSQ in their own database.
But they're not in firstcycling neither. This is a big conspiracy.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.80380 del
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>lose to your opponent
>directly say "Sorry" after the finish line
between this and everyone but pisma being afraid of not pulling for pogi I really need more assholes in this sport


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.80381 del
>>80379
Hehe UCI hates PSCbert and they are screwing him over just for the heck of it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.80382 del
>>80379
they're still salty about his advertisment camper


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.80383 del
>>80379
It like in the Jamaican bobsleigh movie. Simply enforce or change the rules if you don't like a team.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.80384 del
>>80380
Haven't seen his stupid face literally in YEARS.
>>80383
>for my friends, everything. for my enemies, the law.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.80385 del
Still a paki, interesting.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.80386 del
>>80382
Good fuck them


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.80387 del
>>80385
saar please


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.80388 del
Big Jorg officially collected
the reaper eating good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.80389 del
>>80388
honestly this is a good contender for collection of the year.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.80390 del
The magic of remco removed all wout articles from HLN. Now he's in the first 10 articles.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.80391 del
>tullet
>jorgenson
>barré
all out, will visma just not start in LBL
can't even call up that pole from the devo team


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.80392 del
>>80389
>For Matteo Jorgenson, leader of Visma-Lease a Bike, the verdict is rock hard after a fall.
Time to reserve a space in the 2026 collage for jorg next to wout maybe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.80393 del
Has there been properly squeaked about blummenfelt


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.80394 del
>>80393
I have only squeaked to meself as I have seen the numbers flash on my screen.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.80395 del
>>80393
no, why?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.80396 del
>>80393
>belgian number 2 between a norge sandwich
the clean are coming


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.80397 del
>Kristian Blummenfelt transcends the Sport; Spectacular Performance yields IM Texas Victory and World Record
um, squeak? Do the French even care about tri-athlon? People get sick trying to swim in their rivers remembering the Paris Olympics


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.80398 del
>>80393
>barely 4 minutes on vincent luis
I hope he's not dopped


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80399 del
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unless something changed with his watts I will never squeak about blumenguy, his ftp is somewhere between 380 and like 410 or something. I don't give a fuck about people that weak


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80400 del
>>80391
if they had balls they'd finally unleash vingo for the monuments


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80401 del
>>80399
isn't the cycling part basically recovery for ironman? I never feel like they go hard at all because the running is so OP


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.80402 del
>>80399
that's below /cyc/ average


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.80404 del
>>80400
If trine was watching today I think Jonas will ride even less races


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.80405 del
Reading the article flowerfield outran the Belgian for the win.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.80406 del
>>80399
Where do you get this number?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.80407 del
>>80312
Victor Lafay heh, now that was a runner.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.80408 del
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>>80312
Somehow I doubt


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.80409 del
>>80312
>Unibet Rose Rockets also in Amstel Gold Race and Wallonian Arrow without intended team leader Victor Lafay

have you guys seens his strava? that guy isn't a cyclist anymore
he will not ride a single race for tietema


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.80410 del
>>80407
Lafay is 8 points. He finished 6th at the mur de huy in 2023. I see many berts picking him.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.80411 del
>According to DirectVelo journalist James Odvart, the underlying issue is a virus, with Lafay described as “the victim of a virus contracted in China” that has seen him “continue to push back the start of his season.”
What could that Chinese virus be?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.80412 del
chances of lafay being lazkano 2.0?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.80413 del
>>80411
whatever it is he can't push 200W anymore so I think it's nerve gas


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.80414 del
>>80412
knowers know Pelayo Sánchez is Lazkano 2.0 and the only reason it's not being revealed is because Movistar would have 2 doping cased and it would ban the team.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.80415 del
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>>80401
Idk if its recovery but I think it's kinda too long to go any harder than what they are doing because of the run yea. They ride like 75-80% of ftp I think and blumenguys strength is that his LT1 is a really high % of his ftp
>>80406
he himself talked about his ftp being around 400w in a training video last year or so and there's a paper about his training and energy expenditure (2021) https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/japplphysiol.00706.2024
he's likely stronger than both of these numbers in peak race shape but I think it's unlikely that its more than like 410w at lt2. Ironman people train efficiency more than anything


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.80416 del
>>80415
I see. Triathlon really is a stupid sport


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.80417 del
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>>80411
>Chinese virus
Too bad he didn't go to Kenya. He could have been turned into a multiple times GT winner instead. Sad!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.80418 del
>>80416
All sports are a bit contrived


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.80419 del
>>80416
definitely not particularly interesting to watch


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.80420 del
Sepp KUSS is my favourite wheelrunner, before you ask


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.80421 del
Looks like rape is back on the menu for two days then we are back in spring


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.80422 del
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Apparently this wine is made by ex-pro cyclist Vincent Canard (the domain website says he had a "storied career"....)

Thjis is biodynamically-grown Gamay from the Fleurie appellation of Beaujolais. Normally I expect a light-medium, floral wine with complex aromas. This has a really wild nose with like black pepper brisket/game over the rose and red fruit. The palate is fruity with astringent acidity. Long finish.

For $24, absolute banger. Turns out Vincent can vinify better than he can pedal.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.80423 del
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>>80422
Axel domont also made that reconversion in savoie. I tried one of his, absolutely lovely white. He's doing the vin naturel meme, but I have to admit I like this trend. If you can find you should try.
https://www.lequipe.fr/Respire/Tendances/Actualites/Axel-domont-je-ne-vais-pas-bousiller-mon-raisin-avec-de-la-chimie-on-peut-faire-un-vin-excellent-sans-ca/1615625
>« J'aurais pu booster ma carrière en prenant des merdes. Pour une question d'amour-propre, je ne l'ai pas fait. Aujourd'hui, je raisonne de la même façon. Je ne vais pas bousiller mes terres et mon raisin avec de la chimie. On peut faire un vin excellent sans ça !
Kek, clean in cycling AND in wine making


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.80424 del
>>80423
>L'avalanche de fractures, dont huit de la clavicule, a fortement accéléré sa bifurcation vers le vin
Kek that interview is quite fun. Dude clearly paid the toll to the collector


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.80425 del
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Bertazcek finally will be able to buy a bike with proper sized wheels


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.80426 del
>>80425
No pedals either, it's made for him


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.80427 del
>>80426
kek


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.80428 del
first stage of tour of the alps in Innsbruck is ski jumping themed I guess.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.80429 del
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Wielerfilts not yet ready


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.80430 del
>>80429
They are retarded


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.80431 del
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santé


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.80432 del
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meanwhile the femmes were really thirsty


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.80433 del
>>80431
Haram


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.80434 del
>>80432
Harem


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.80435 del
Juanpe wins bigly in Uzbekistan


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.80437 del
>>80435
lazkano hiding under a false name?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.80438 del
>>80436
Was that the race that didn't exist or something


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.80439 del
>>80438
The lad was being helped by his father on a moped or something


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.80440 del
>>80439
Based Uzbekistan


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.80441 del
Zangerle and Nolde from Team Vorarlberg in the break making the other teams have to work, so Stüssi can profit later.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.80442 del
It's a GREAT route


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.80443 del
But too bad they are not doing the WC / Zwift altp


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.80444 del
>>80443
australiabert will ride up the Kühlteich or whatever it is called enough times


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.80445 del
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>>80444
>KÜhlteich
Kühtai


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.80446 del
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>>80445
>Kühtai
home


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.80447 del
WE LIVE IN RAKOUSKO


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.80448 del
>>80360
officially not riding it now
LAME


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.80449 del
>>80429
is this flèche? Memepool isn’t riding it


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.80450 del
someone should prepare a new version of the seething belgians chasing in case the squeaker battalion jobs to someone else in fleche


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.80452 del
>>80450
the entire startlist is squeakers


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.80453 del
>>80452
so nobody is gonna win ?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.80454 del
Official website says we should look out for Arensmeme. Südtirol is the biggest apple producer in all of Europe, so Thymen better doesn't eat a bad one.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.80455 del
grupo compacto


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.80457 del
Lokking good for thymen


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.80458 del
Those are the Zwift roads I think
Arsememe about to be humbled


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.80459 del
world tour teams humbled


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.80460 del
UKYO SUPERSTARS


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.80461 del
>>80457
WELL WELL WELL


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.80462 del
I have no idea who this is, but
GRANDE


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.80463 del
>2nd pro win less than a month after his first
I'm noooooooticing


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.80464 del
>flork result just in time to bait some berts into picking him for the giro


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.80465 del
>>80464
I mean that was a good 4pts last time.

He's gonna be 6 now that's for sure


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.80466 del
>>80464
not like it matters much as everyone will pick the same teams


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.80467 del
>>80464
We're all picking pinarello for 8 points


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.80468 del
>>80466
Not me, I will pick a different (wrong) team


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.80469 del
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Alright, let's get this over with


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.80470 del
why does everyone always ride so attractively and attacking in tour of the alps but become a lame dog in races of importance
looking at kiwiman


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.80471 del
>>80470
fradulent races make it so you can attack and do whatever without consequences, once a real race comes along everyone freezes cos theyre too afraid to fuck up


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.80472 del
>>80471
stuff like that works in the giro


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.80473 del
>>80472
giro is also a shit race most of the time


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.80474 del
>>80473
giro fratelli... he's right


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.80475 del
(2.93 MB 640x360 the pain of rape.webm)


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.80476 del
Hirschi just lost some skin and a cut needed to be glued. he should be fine and Cancellara was very positive about her/she's form curve. (Hirschi did get a lot of flack in the Sunday press before Amstel Gold)


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.80477 del
>>80476
yes his form curve is set to peak for next year's contract year
by that time fabian will have lost all his hair


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.80478 del
>>80477
and millions of mountaingold


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.80479 del
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how do you do


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.80480 del
>>80479
um, you are replacing an assioma pedal with a standard shimano one?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.80481 del
>>80480
Yes, still trying to identify the source of the noise


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:28 [Preview] No.80482 del
>>80481
have you tried showing it to a bike shop conman yet?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.80483 del
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>>80482
You think your average moldavan "bike repairman" will spend time investigating mysterious sound?

Anyway, the more I investigate, the more I don't know, it is either the pedal or the shoe:
Symptomps:
>leatherly sound, not metallic
>follows rotation
>the higher power, the lower cadence, the more obvious
>doesn't happen all the time (!), can start occuring middle of the ride

I replaced the spindle with original one and could hear a similar sound, indicating it is probably the shoe (but what? i thoroughly recleaned the cleats and everything)
Then I lubed the assioma spindle, put it back, did a test and didn't hear the sound.

My shoes are about 6 years old, some mid range shimano (black colour of coursh)


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.80484 del
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truly the best season for after work rides, even better than early autumn


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.80485 del
>>80483
my normal shoes squeak, but not my cycling shoes


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.80486 del
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>>80484
yes well


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.80487 del
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>>80486
grim


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.80488 del
>>80484
for me it's evening rides in June thanks to the longer daylight. I wonder if Finnbert does midnight rides when he can't sleep during summer.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.80489 del
>>80483
be honest, how disgusting are your shoes


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.80490 del
>>80484
Kino


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.80491 del
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>>80489
keep in mind i walked in them more km than average bert walks yearly in normal shoes


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.80492 del
>>80483
I have a leathery sound sometimes and its 100% my shoes, usually just when I pedal hard but also not always. I have shimano rc502


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.80493 del
any place in prague to eat a good schnitzel (zonder ride) and leave without feeling robbed?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.80494 del
>>80491
do you have another pair of shoes?
could just be the rubber rubbing


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:58 [Preview] No.80495 del
>>80493
I don't eat schnitzel in prague, only burgers
>>80494
No
I wanted to get some winter ones but apparently they don't exist


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.80496 del
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Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.80498 del
>>80496
Spray paint and shoes in one, great gimmick.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.80499 del
Full LA Fleche startlist is out

>Sexass
>Parrot-Paintre
>Gregoire
>Cosnefraud
>Voklen
>Squeakmose

mandatory picks of 6 squeakers (140 pts)


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.80500 del
>>80499
my team is genuinely 6 squeakers


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.80501 del
>>80499
What a generation of puncheurs


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.80502 del
Shan't be picking Skjelmoos, he makes the perfect team 2 points too expensive. With him you need to pick two scrubs, unless you really believe in the painter.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.80503 del
shan't be picking seixas

this is a pretty hard race for first timers


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.80504 del
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Squeak


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.80505 del
>>80496
>the brtek shake


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.80506 del
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>>80504
nice
here's mine


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.80507 del
>>80505
OBVIOUSLY not me


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.80508 del
>>80503
SEXASS will go solo at the Cote de Cherave


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.80509 del
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>>80507
I saved it as brtek shakes the goods click click.mp4


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.80510 del
>>80506
Ah probably better, but I want to stick with cosneKING


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:49 [Preview] No.80511 del
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in any case I humbly request the vinderbud for this prestigious race


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.80512 del
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>>80511
only this one is available


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.80513 del
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>>80511
it's not up yet but he has renewed faith in Bernaldo for the Alps


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.80514 del
>tom pidcock
>this was my worst day on the bike ever
>axelgaard
>3 stars yes


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.80515 del
>>80512
>>80513
alright appreciate it either way


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.80516 del
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Fleche OFFICIAL /bet/

>Sexass 1.83
>Martinez 6.5
>SKjelmose 7.5
>Vauquelin 8.5
>Cosnefroy 15
>Gregoire 15
>Holland 34
>Paret-Peintre 34
>Eetvel 51
>Hirschi 81
>Withen 101
>Schmid 101
>Allah 101
...
>Martinez Povidla 126
>Baudin 126
>Uijtebroeks 126
>Teuns 151
>Godon 151
>Jegat 201
>Frigo 201
>Bixiaux 251


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.80517 del
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>voklan after that horror crash


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.80518 del
>>80517
don't they know an injury is always worst three days after a crash?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.80519 del
>>80516
>full squeaker team
what year is it?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.80520 del
>>80519
2026 aka the year of DOPAGE BRUTALE


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.80521 del
random magical sunset truely one of the best things about spring


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.80522 del
>>80503
I actually find this one of the most easy one day classics for anyone to ride.

It's short, every team has basically decided we're going to punch at the end so nobody ever tries anything.

All you really need to do is watch some valverde replays, do the recon and make sure your team drops you with the first 15 at the foot.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.80523 del
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>>80496
>


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.80524 del
>>80521
I really appreciate how 80% of all plants are in full bloom here, everything is so pretty now. I don't appreciate that ticks are out in full force, I've had to pull out multiple after hiking and graveling


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.80525 del
For me, it's summer. Maybe it's stockholm syndrom but there is something about the constant HEAT. Also not having to worry about clothing is nice


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.80526 del
>>80525
Yeah but spring has more life and flowers


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.80527 del
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For me it's early autumn. Not too cold, some cozy rain here and there but also some summer days that aren't too fucking hot (im a heatlet). Picking the last tomatoes from my greenhouse while the hazelnuts start dropping. Plants going colormode while some stubborn chestnut is still holding on, throwing chestnuts till november.
Turning out the oilstove for the first time again.
Aaaaaah... yes please.


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.80528 del
>>80524
>>80526
yeah, spring flowers are the best; it's funny here that things are blooming already in January


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.80529 del
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>Pellizzari 2.37
>Storer 3.25
>Arensman 5.25
>Pidcvck 8
>Bernal Gomez 9
>O'Connor 12
>West 21
>Rondel 34
>Omrzel 51
>Cepeda 67
>Stork 81
>Vlasov 101
>Finn 151
>Rodriguez 151
...
>Pozzovivo 251
>Double 251

GC bet


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.80530 del
>>80529
is Derek West washed up? or is he still stuck on his old-school form curve only peaking for one grand tour?


Bert 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.80531 del
>>80530
we'll find out, won't we


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.80532 del
Seixas fever


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.80533 del
>>80532
tour du Seixas
Flèche di Seixas
Giro a Seixas


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.80534 del
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The fans get to choose.
Which one /bert/man


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.80535 del
>>80534
THey both look like shit tbqh


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.80536 del
>>80535
that's one way to express that wout is ugly


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.80537 del
>Gaudu out because of allergies


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.80538 del
>>80537
He's allergic to work


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.80539 del
>>80537
He's just like me


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.80540 del
The HTV grand tour is getting shit tons of view, botted/
https://www.youtube.com/@htvthethaoofficial/streams


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.80541 del
>>80537
this dude is allergic every year for an entire season


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.80542 del
Is Vauquelin okay? Asking for a friend


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.80543 del
>>80542
For me it's still a tough decision between Gregoire and a potentially bad Vauquelin


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.80544 del
>>80542
there is no way he is not half dead I mean have you seen that crash?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.80545 del
>>80544
My friend does not believe you and he says he will pick Vauquelin now


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.80546 del
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For some reason, I am hating on this guy more and more


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.80547 del
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>>80546
heh


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.80548 del
>>80545
this is like seeing your mate inject heroin..


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.80549 del
>>80544
Looks like he just slid out >>80547


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.80550 del
>>80546
He’s like a henchman evil guy of Jonas his banter is basically seething


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.80551 del
>>80546
Ever since the no balls debacle this guys has been a cuck for jonas


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.80552 del
>>80366
I reember now WHO this guy is, I remember watching his video from last year where he raced some 1000 km in greece.
Now youtube recommended me his follow up video how he rode home from Greece to Czech'em
These guys are built different

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nJwo0w3G0UQ [Embed]


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.80553 del
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Allez Romain looks still ridiculously lean


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.80554 del
>>80553
it's just the 100mm wide tires that make him look lean


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.80555 del
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he's running up the mountain


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.80556 del
>>80555
Almost looks like AI


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.80557 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.80558 del
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the alps the


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.80559 del
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and the famous church tower


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.80560 del
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bahrain not pulling, but at the front despite having stock well in testa


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.80561 del
Timothy Dupont's hairline stayed the same for about 10 years and then suddenly it's just gone


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.80562 del
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turn right here for Switzerland


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.80563 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.80564 del
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last chance for Schweiz/Svizzera


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.80565 del
>>80561
needs the final aerogains to compensate for being old


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.80566 del
I am trying to buy new bike stuff but the bank won't let me because of some technical problems with the credit card system, shame it won't let me paypig


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.80567 del
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speaking of mono cultures, these are all apple trees


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.80568 del
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the town is called Schlanders, they forgot the L


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.80569 del
>>80568
What a schame


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.80570 del
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stüssi positioned at the back


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.80571 del
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motodopage


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.80572 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.80573 del
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big tree together


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.80574 del
Grupo anything but compacto


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.80575 del
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FINN BETRAYAL


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.80576 del
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this looks promising for thymen, he'll surely will make it today
but where's pidders?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.80577 del
>>80566
baste financiers saving you from c*nsooming


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.80578 del
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the finn was a mere relay station for dzulio


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.80579 del
BERNAL has awoken
PELLIZARRI goes SOLO


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.80580 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.80581 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.80582 del
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bernal beste man in koers


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.80583 del
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storer backwards pedaling


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.80584 del
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POZZOVIVO


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.80585 del
omzrel laché


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.80586 del
>>80584
haha wtf


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.80587 del
OMRZEL lachee


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.80588 del
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3 boras, but they need a remco


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.80589 del
It all comes together


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.80590 del
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GRANDE


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.80591 del
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Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.80592 del
>a picnic rider didn’t suck complete dicks

Oh wow


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.80593 del
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GRANDE
but the road continues for 1000 more altitude meters so the victory is by definition asterixed
STÜSSI 35 secs behind


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.80594 del
Did you know Thomasine PIDCVCK was also in this race?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.80595 del
>>80594
The joke works better if he wasn't 2nd yesterday
Like did you know Gee East is in this race


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.80596 del
In Australia he is called Gee South


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.80597 del
>Gee North +1:04
>Stork +1:49
>Bertolli +3:05
>Pidcock +6:52
>Borremans, Zoidl, Double +8:13
>Foss +9:06
>Ishibashi +11:20
>Langellotti +11:47
>Herzog +13:01 (LAST)


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.80598 del
Amazing performance by Pozzovivo


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.80599 del
>>80598
ol geezer still got it


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.80600 del
>>80599
I wonder how Valverde would do in Fleche nowadays


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.80601 del
>>80600
Top 10-15


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.80602 del
14 days ago I started talking with Assioma support. Telling them how I struggle with play in right pedal and how I think the axlr is a bit worn.
I had hoped they woukd odfer me perhaps a discount on the new PROs.

No, they finally answered with offer on replacement spindle, for 170€

So I have couple options now:
1 take the bait and continue suffering when the play eventually returns as it is a design issue
2 wait for sale on the new assiomas
3 buy the power2now spiders for 680€
4 endure this summer and buy new bike during winter sale, that will come with a PM, most likely a preinstalled crank arm shit


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.80603 del
>>80602
If you're going to buy a new bike with a PM every other option is wasted money. Just put on some normal pedals and ride without the number obsession


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.80604 del
>>80602
>680€
you wanna buy 2?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.80605 del
>>80603
you are probably right, i will endure this summer with the assiomas, the play has been happening for YEARS so it's nothing new
i even have the bike selected (not vetted with /cyc/ though) so it's a matter of waiting for sale

>>80604
https://www.power2max.com/en/product/ng-road-rotor-power2max-edition-set/
hm?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.80606 del
>>80605
why buy the ultegra variant and not the 105 one at almost half the price?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.80607 del
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>>80605
why do you want to buy the premium edition instead of the eco edition?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.80608 del
>>80605
Don't you have a set of regular shimano pedals?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.80609 del
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>>80606
>>80607
i don't like "eco" things
besides, i had assumed they were only left-sided which was a mistake
>>80608
yes i do


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.80610 del
>>80609
kek did you get fooled by the balance thing


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.80611 del
>>80610
i generally assume the low end would be a bait like other PM vendors do


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.80612 del
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New d*sc rotor has arrived
Since mysteriously it is not rubbing right now thanks to my magical hands, I am afraid to even come close to the brakes


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.80613 del
>>80612
did you really buy a new disc rotor before trying to true it with a wrench
moneybags is spending over here


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.80614 del
>>80613
I can try true it now knowing I have a fallback option


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.80615 del
>>80612
>no rubbing sounds
that's not good to go


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.80616 del
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Almost nailed the elusive karbonara. The taste was almost on the dot, just slightly overburnt guaincale, and 50ml of pasta water too litlle, especially after the final cheese dump. And maybe use only pecorino romano instead of a mix with grana.
3 egsh per 50g of pasta is the golden rule.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.80617 del
>>80616
*1 egg per 50g of pasta, 3 egsh per serving


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.80618 del
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only 150g of pasta?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.80619 del
>>80618
Yes, I'm not a rich Czech with a summer home, I can't afford 5 eggs per meal.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.80620 del
>>80619
KWAB


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.80621 del
>>80619
but according to your shopping last week, you use whiskey for your pasta sauce. or that's what I assume.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.80622 del
>>80620
delet
>>80621
Yes, for my pasta sauce haha, prelubing the stomach before the sauce gets there, preferably a few days before.
(I still have 2/3 of the bottle)


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.80623 del
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>average temperature: 7°C


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.80624 del
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>>80475
Yesterday


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>>80624
Today


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.80626 del
>>80620
TIL that KWAB means having a flat tire.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.80627 del
>>80625
Gut


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.80628 del
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XLAB launched in US. 2k for 105 mech with carbon wheels


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.80629 del
Apparently thanks a to repaired bridge, you can now ride a train from finnbert in Kolasi all the way to portubert in Lagos, Portugal
5000 km
Is autismbert up to the challenge?


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.80630 del
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>>80628
Some decent value I guess but god they look like SHIT.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.80631 del
>>80630
They look like BIG frames. BIG frames look like shit.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.80632 del
>>80630
I love the climbing bike, if only it was 3k or whatever


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.80633 del
>>80632
with component prices and discs its not possible to make a climbing bike cheap I'm afraid


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.80634 del
>>80633
I do already have components and wheels to be fair. But I don't even see a frame price on the website.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.80635 del
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>>80634
I've got the thing for you


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.80636 del
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it is a really clean looking frame


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.80637 del
>>80635
I don't need a new bike to be fair, I like to dream
I'm gonna ride my current lapierre to absolute dust before I buy a new road frame


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.80638 del
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>>80637
For me it's the crux, but spez bikes are so overpriced it feels like an issult


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.80639 del
>>80628
>mechanical shifting with fully integrated headset
why would anyone do such a thing


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.80640 del
>>80636
>>80638
round tubes are good for lightweight innit


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.80641 del
>>80618
buy a Standert!


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.80642 del
>>80640
I don't really care about the weight, what's the difference between a heavy frame and a light one, 300g? I just think it looks good


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.80643 del
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Alright I thought it was my turn to PR post but it turns out I did 3w more in September and I have no memory of that ride happening. Kwak


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.80644 del
So Seixas is pretty much confirmed for the tour.
How hard will week 3 hit him


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.80645 del
>>80642
yeah I know but that fact stands regardless. Either way frames can get pretty heavy in the aero department, difference of just frame alone if you look at that x lab or specialized aethos and something like simplon pride is over 500g and the set is more like 800g I think.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.80646 del
>>80644
DNF after le markstein


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.80647 del
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>>80641
>some Standert bikes are made in Czech'em
didn't know that


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.80649 del
>>80645
Do people really ride these simplon bikes? Never seen one, not sponsored. Feels more like an engeneering project tbqh


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.80648 del
>>80644
That's when he breaks Pog


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.80650 del
>>80647
>Czech yourself: handmade in Czechia
>>80649
the best german crit racing team is sponsored by simplon, there are quite a few around here and judging from the used bikes market quite a few around in general. It's the only current year disc frameset that I rate, if I were to ride FILTH like that I would get that one.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.80651 del
>>80648
You're talking this year? 2026?

It would be very entertaining but I doubt it very seriously.


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.80652 del
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then again it would have to ruin its slick aesthetics with a 180 mm off brand stem so maybe I don't rate that product after further consideration


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.80653 del
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[ ] Russian Standard
[x] Czech Standert


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.80654 del
>>80652
>that webm
kek


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.80655 del
Alright I have my team and it has a secret pick


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.80656 del
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>Sasha DELETTRE is 14 (fourteen) points


Bert 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.80657 del
>>80655
I'm going full Squeak


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.80658 del
I scored several duvels
my gainz? dead, gone


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.80659 del
Beloki is out, FUCK


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.80660 del
>>80625
very nice!


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.80661 del
>>80659
The fuck are you picking


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.80662 del
>>80661
Now? Probably the same team everyone else has.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.80663 del
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>>80661
Full squeaker team for me.
(like everyone else)


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.80664 del
>>80662
No why would you pick beloki in the first place


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.80665 del
>>80664
Because I was out of bux for an 8 and he was a pretty sensible 6.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.80666 del
>>80665
Ok saar


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.80667 del
Mur de Squeakeur


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.80668 del
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Many injured


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.80669 del
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>>80668


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.80670 del
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Pretty tough one today, 13x1min on the raper because it was so bloody cold outside. The race next week has 15x the same ~1min hill, I hope I won't have to do 600W each lap heh


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.80673 del
ciclismo?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.80674 del
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we live in the alps


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.80675 del
I guess the first couple of times pushing watts are fun, but this seems very tedious.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.80676 del
I went full goomble for le Mur. Full goomble. Like FromOutThePants goomble.
Waybmore fun than picking what everyone else has (until the points come in)


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.80677 del
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>>80676
I see lots of berts went with the same boring ass team as I did. It was a struggle with Vauquelin but in the end I didn't want to take the risk.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.80678 del
>>80677
at least someone listened to reason when it comes to voklan


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.80679 del
What in the hell, Malawibert has Otruba. How did he know


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.80680 del
>>80677
>Axelgaard copy
Lame


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.80681 del
>>80665
He HAS shown some promise this year.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.80682 del
Aren't you supposed to study which riders are good at sprinting up a rampa inhumana as it is the case at the mur de benis?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.80683 del
>>80677
Damn, I love this team.

Very nice Bert.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.80684 del
>>80680
Axelgaard's team would ALWAYS include Van Eetvelt


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.80685 del
>>80684
who will crash out regardless


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.80686 del
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32 Paul Seixas
26 Lenny Martinez
25 Romain Grégoire
18 Kévin Vauquelin
18 Benoît Cosnefroy
15 Mattias Skjelmose
12 Valentin Paret-Peintre
10 Alex Baudin
8 Tobias Halland Johannessen
5 Léo Bisiaux
4 Clément Champoussin
3 Ion Izagirre
3 Jørgen Nordhagen
3 Antoine L'Hote
2 Christian Scaroni
2 Gal Glivar
2 Senna Remijn
2 Mauri Vansevenant
2 Guillaume Martin
1 Dorian Godon
1 Ewen Costiou
1 Cian Uijtdebroeks
1 Iván Romeo
1 ILAN VAN WILDER
1 Brady Gilmore
1 LORENZO MILESI
1 FREDRIK DVERSNES LAVIK
1 Jakub Otruba
1 Mattéo Vercher
1 Alex Aranburu
1 Mauro Schmid
1 Jai Hindley

>6=

3 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Mattias Skjelmose Valentin Paret-Peintre Alex Baudin
>/pinot/
>KS Wisla Ustronianka
>OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Gal Glivar
>Slome Duikelaar
>MVDF


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Romain Grégoire Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Antoine L'Hote
>The Natty Gambit
>frfr on god


2 Paul Seixas Lenny Martinez Kévin Vauquelin Benoît Cosnefroy Valentin Paret-Peintre Tobias Halland Johannessen
>6th Column
>Milano San Crèmers


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.80687 del
Dolomiti
Home


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.80688 del
>>80686
>1 Iván Romeo

Strange pick.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.80689 del
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>>80686
ahh, such DVERSNES in picks


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.80690 del
>>80679
I don't even know who that is hehehehe


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.80691 del
>>80686
i expected more people to have the norwegian as a pick


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.80692 del
>>80691
I've had doubts, there are signs his form may be going down, but got fixated on him too much anyways.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.80693 del
My secret pick is GLIVAR. 30th last year and he got #1 at Alpecin so I expect BIG points


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.80694 del
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Silent ban list


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.80695 del
>>80694
LE GAC


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.80696 del
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GRANDE Dusan wins bigly down in Bosnia


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.80697 del
>>80693
Might be a good pick, was already top20 in Amstel.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.80698 del
Le French hype with Seixas has all the makings in it for some giant accident that ruins that boys whole carreer and subsequent blackpilling of French cyclismo. You can just feel it in the ether of the universe.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.80699 del
>>80698
personally I feel like he gets busted for doping after or right before winning something big and he'll take cycling down with him.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.80700 del
based grande boomer


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.80701 del
>>80699
That would be even more catastrophic yes. You can just FEEL the buildup to this currently


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.80702 del
>>80699
the CLEAN winner of Strade this year is GREGOIRE


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.80703 del
frauds finally caught


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.80704 del
Pidcock wins, lame


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.80705 del
pidcvck wins


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.80706 del
wincock pids


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.80707 del
where will this weeb sprinter go next year? I'm thinking Bahrain


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.80708 del
heh
allah
now that was a runner


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.80709 del
>>80708
time to dnf outside a nice restaurant


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.80710 del
>>80707
UKYO = dopage. So that is a big risk. See: Carboni


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.80711 del
>>80707
Will be a mod season transfer to Astana


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.80712 del
Dati was too good for Cofidis


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.80713 del
>I hope to be able to follow Seixas. I heard that he crashed, so I don't know how hard that has stuck with him. With such a top talent, it is just as possible that he will still ride everyone into the ground.

Over status?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.80714 del
>>80711
You now remember mid season transfer of Teuns to Israel. It shouldn't be allowed to switch teams in the middle of the year anyway.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.80715 del
>>80713
He crashed?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.80716 del
>>80715
ACTIVATE THE EMERGENCY ADJUSTMENT PROTOCOL


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.80717 del
seixas crashed???


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.80718 del
>>80713
bit late on the psyop


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.80719 del
Apparently there was a mass crash in the Alps


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.80720 del
>>80719
PPATTT >>80668


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.80721 del
>>80720
I even looked. I guess my eyes didn't see.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.80722 del
CHUTE TOBIAS HOLLAND


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.80723 del
CHUTE


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.80724 del
ANOTHER CHUTE FDJ


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.80725 del
comfy grass


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.80726 del
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>>80722


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.80727 del
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Of course a slightly questionable but still a very good pick in my team crashes.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.80728 del
Non halland pickers knew this


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.80729 del
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>>80722
Good, good. Now Skjelmose next and we have a full squeaker top 10


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.80730 del
>>80728
EIGHT Berts picked him? wow


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.80731 del
is UAE training for LBL or are they just huge Cosneking believers?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.80732 del
>Blocking the road


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.80733 del
COLLECTED


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.80734 del
That visma guy lmao


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.80735 del
Hershey...


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.80736 del
Froomance


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.80737 del
>he's running! he's running for the line!


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.80738 del
running up that hill


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.80739 del
Flèche is basically the climber's version of MSR


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.80740 del
Soon there wont be anyone left in the pedalton that hasn't chuted. Leknessund wins.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.80741 del
>hirschi


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.80742 del
Laurance with Vauquelin's bike after a switch. Great.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.80743 del
>>80742
They are 3cm appart
Its not the best but should be fine-ish


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.80744 del
Oh seixass chuted ?
I mean he is 19 so basically invincible but still


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.80746 del
quickstep? ah yes, parrot painter


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.80747 del
>>80744
I don't know man it looked nasty


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.80748 del
ynr formolo's painface


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.80749 del
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oh no no no squeakers


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.80750 del
FUCK


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.80751 del
>>80746
Inconsistent fucker VPP is


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.80752 del
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>VPP
I will not have a good result ever again.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.80753 del
brank van den froeck laché


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.80754 del
>>80746
ope


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.80755 del
SIVAQUE looking sharp


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.80756 del
Baudin feeling good?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.80757 del
>>80746
he's never been good in one day races, don't know why he was rated


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.80758 del
>>80757
I saw that, I thought he could be bad at positioning but not fucking die a hill too early.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.80759 del
>>80758
they ride these races so much harder than the average week 2 grand tour stage
many guys are found out like this


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.80760 del
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HUY
HUY
HUY
HUY
HUY
HUY
HUY


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.80761 del
here we go, don't forget to watch the sea lions at the end


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.80762 del
let's go


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.80763 del
COSTIOU BETRAYAL


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.80764 del
COSTIOU goes solo


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.80765 del
>>80748
miss it


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80766 del
ALLER


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80767 del
haha this decathlon lad completely cockblocked half the pedalton


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80768 del
ben toilet


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80769 del
sexy ass in position


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80770 del
caja rural gods ready to own this


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80771 del
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Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.80772 del
suddenly Mauro Schmid


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.80773 del
coming to a dead halt lol


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.80774 del
too early


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80775 del
wtf


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80776 del
phwoaar he’s strong


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80777 del
Toilet 3rd


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80778 del
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1 seixas
2 schmid
3 toilet


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80779 del
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Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.80780 del
SEIXAS a bit weak looking


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.80781 del
bloodied arm


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.80782 del
schmid 2nd is wild for the positionlet


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.80783 del
grégoire collapsed


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.80784 del
SEIXAS = GOD


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.80785 del
>>80778
did not expect 2-3 at all


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.80786 del
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easy


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.80787 del
seal category


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.80788 del
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>>80761
I thought you were talking about the femmes first


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.80789 del
Baudin is suddenly good at rampas? Give me a break.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.80790 del
>>80782
This race always has such a weird result. Also Ben Toilet, makes NO sense at all


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.80791 del
>kron
>zana
wtf


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.80792 del
Adjusted out Bisiaux for that shit vpp.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.80793 del
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top 10


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.80794 del
>>80787
those are sea lions


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.80795 del
terrible goomble for me
atleast Bisiaux scored something


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.80796 del
waar alpecin


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.80797 del
Of course Glivar nowhere to be seen. Nothing ever works out


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.80798 del
Izagirre with the retirement buff in the top 10


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.80799 del
how much ritalin is this kid one? I can smell the ADHD and autism


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.80800 del
>13 Kevin
>14 Aranburu
>22 Van Eetvelt
>24 Delettre
>31 the next Remco


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.80801 del
>>80797
34th, fucking GREAT


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.80802 del
Ullebert wins, probably.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.80803 del
>>80800
That's good for aranburu nigga please


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.80804 del
>ben toilet too sick to ride his last few races
>suddenly good again
weird kid


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.80805 del
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Tobias Halland 44th


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.80806 del
Hindley 33rd lol, nice work you did there Red Bull


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.80807 del
hey alright he has a bit of English
>I went full gas until the line
all he needs to know really


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.80808 del
>>80806
oi mate I won the giro once


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.80809 del
>>80806
form curve rising for the giro
normally he'd be 70th


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.80810 del
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At least for LBL you can't really have half of your main point givers chute, right?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.80811 del
>>80810
we're all picking pogi, memco, seixas and jobbers anyway so it's a 0 sum game for most of us if one chutes


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.80812 del
>>80794
like anyone can tell a difference


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.80813 del
>>80811
That's what I meant.
And that will be 14 points to pick tree jobbers.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.80814 del
>>80806
>hindlel
>punch
hue


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.80815 del
>>80812
I couldn't either until a couple weeks ago, I'm just joshin


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.80816 del
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lol, lmao even


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.80817 del
>>80816
so not much have changed in 20 years


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.80818 del
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>>80810
Exactly, someone like Remco never chutes so it'll be fine


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.80819 del
>>80816
12 seconds faster than Pog. Yeah he wins the Tour this summer and then gets crowned emperor of France


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.80820 del
>>80819
you mean 3 seconds? I think Pog still wins with a stronger team


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.80821 del
>>80820
That was in 2023, he is washed now


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.80822 del
let me post it very prematurely
>2wabsia


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.80823 del
>>80816
what kind of dopa was Allah on in 2021?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.80824 del
>>80821
did he post a recon of it? anyways look at the rest of the peloton this edition: Schmid, Toilet and Cosnefroy were only 3s off Seixas


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.80825 del
>>80823
dopage from VANMOL


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.80826 del
waiting for my goomble results


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.80827 del
>>80822
>kw4bsi4


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.80828 del
puckse heemed by the demon vollering


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.80829 del
>>80828
if she would've positioned better, right behind demi, she could've won easily


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.80830 del
>>80829
I don't know, I feel demi let off the gas at the end which is why she got so close


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.80831 del
>Lennert Van Eetvelt hopes to be able to follow Seixas: “I heard that he has crashed”
this guy is almost in the shadow realm of kwab status


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.80832 del
Visma fans already groaning at the dawn of the Seixas era


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.80833 del
this was probably Vallier's best shot at a .WWT victory in the WC kit, 6th isn't too bad but it's still a bit embarrassing


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.80834 del
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>>80832
I really hope that vingegaard is burnt out after the giro and somehow loses podium in the tdf now


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.80835 del
I will ban anyone who posts sAIxas slop.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.80836 del
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need a seixas version of this


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.80837 del
need a sepp kuss vs sex ass showdown in the passos


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.80838 del
>>80837
why wasn't he here today?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.80839 del
>>80816
I know the race is harder nowadays but are they really still cadel level?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.80840 del
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They're really taking 0 risks with their design. Probably smart, people buying time want safe choices I guess


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.80841 del
>>80816
Seixas > Pog x2 there we have it


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.80842 del
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>>80840
>mavic wheels
never again


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.80843 del
>>80842
how come they recovered from insolvency
I mean who buys that


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.80844 del
>Arnaud De Lie will make his debut in the Giro d’Italia next month, Het Laatste Nieuws reports. The fast man from Lotto-Intermarché will combine the three-week race through Italy with the Tour de France. The Giro starts on Friday, May 8, in Bulgaria.

LOL, if you can't force him to train might as well never stop riding


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.80845 del
>>80844
>After the Giro, De Lie will therefore focus on the Tour. Between these two Grand Tours, he will in principle make an appearance in the Tour de Suisse (June 17-21) and the Belgian National Championships in Brasschaat (June 28), where he aims to claim a second tricolor jersey.

he will never be fat again


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.80846 del
>>80838
too busy scoring altos to eat any pancakes


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.80847 del
>>80845
The bettiol approach


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.80848 del
>>80847
I wonder what his outlier result will be this year


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.80849 del
>>80844
the Giro and the Tour? rusbert surely will have to apologize when stier wins a stage in both GTs.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.80850 del
The Vuelta Asturias startlist is absolutely dire this year, even worse than last year. 38 years old Sergio Henao might have a legit shot at top 5.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.80851 del
>>80850
can Quintana do it?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.80852 del
>>80851
I'm glad the old man is getting to ride into retirement, but it's also a bit depressing to watch


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.80853 del
>>80851
Well, it might be Nairoman or PESCADOR. It will also be the comeback race of Pelayo Sanchez, let's see if he can get his first top 25 in a race since September of 2024


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.80854 del
>>80848
He's winning 3 stages in the giro. Don't say it to anyone though, it's a secret pick


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:15 [Preview] No.80855 del
>Dversnes DNF
I had high hopes for that secret pick


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.80856 del
>>80844
train in the Giro and race in the Tour
the perfect plan


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.80857 del
>>80850
The startlist is absolute soul, what are you talking about


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.80860 del
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GC. >>80859


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.80861 del
#FlecheWallonne
🇫🇷 PAUL SEIXAS

Mur de Huy (1,00km; 11,40%; 114m)

2'42min
22,22km/h
2533 VAM
9,13ᵉw/kg
623 aSLP

Best Ever Performance in Fleche Wallonne!


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.80862 del
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>>80861


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.80863 del
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>>80861


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.80864 del
>Pogacar last year was best performance in fleche ever by wide margin. Seixas perfect condition wasnt faster than julian even? Just worthless clickbait this.
nah fuck that seixas is the most doped cunt to ever grace the fleche simple as I don't give a fuck


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.80865 del
>>80864
mhmm, there's 2 people with a lifelong ban on the winners list


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.80866 del
>>80865
with worse times no less!


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.80867 del
and when you’re a squeaker, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the Mur


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.80869 del
>>80863
stealing this pepe


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.80870 del
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>>80857
It lacks a couple of Portuguese teams for maximum soulfulness. I still think fondly of the 2017 edition with the mythical Raul "Balarcon" Alarcón beating peak Quintana. That year was basically a Volta top 10 plus Quintana and Óscar Sevilla, kek. Now that's soul


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.80871 del
Hirschinator collected, probably a good thing to let him rest before the italian races


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.80872 del
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I think Seixas was created in a lab with all sorts of augmentations and stuff. Like JC Denton. His parents are just assets and not real. Squeakers had to do something and this is it


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.80873 del
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>>80860


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.80875 del
>>80873
>>80860
grim


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.80876 del
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Lutych - Bastogne - Lutych OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.33
>Seixas 4
>Evenepoe l7.5
>Ciccone 29
>SKjelmose 34
>Pidcvck 51
>Onley 67
>Voklen 81
>Holland 81
>Gregoire 81
>Toilet 81
>Buitrago 101
>Schmid 101
>Lawrance 101
>Martinez 126
..
>Cosnefroy 151
>Withen 151
>Eetvelt 201
>Eulalio 301
>Martinez Povidla 401


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.80877 del
>>80876
>Ciccone 29
what italian millionaire is placing bets to get him this high


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.80878 del
>>80876
Seixas believers are in for a rude awakening on Sunday. It's still going to be another year before he can realistically compete with Pogacar.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.80879 del
>>80876
how come pogi still has better odds than seixas? the romanian bet goombler can print free money by betting on Seixas.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.80880 del
>>80878
people said the same thing about woutists and look what happened


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.80881 del
>>80878
Pogi peaked, he is an old man now.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.80882 del
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>>80880
Nobody said Wout needed more before he could beat Pogacar.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.80883 del
Seixas will win LBL, then he'll win the tour and to finish it off he'll break Pogi's Lombardia streak

The Cheese has spoken


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.80884 del
>>80882
everybody said wout couldn't win and the 40 or so % of people who said he would win were in for a kwabbening


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.80885 del
>>80860
>second place
<no change
same as last season, missing those warmups killed me


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.80886 del
>>80885
the big difference makers now are the grand tours and some of the kermiskoersen where you have a 74 point team so every pick counts


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.80887 del
>>80886
I have a good streak in GTs of top-10s and podiums, but the deficit is large


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.80888 del
>>80883
He doesn’t even do the tour this year


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.80889 del
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Fish bros? Are we forgotten?


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.80890 del
>>80889
Jonas VINEGAR strikes me as an embarrassing winner for the French


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.80891 del
>>80889
yes nobody ever talks about him anymore even when he's winning
its pog, seixas, remco and then nothing but chirping but even roglic gets more attention than vingo. If Denmark didn't have some rather active international social media people we couldn't even tell what he was up to


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.80892 del
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>>80891
>what he was up to
Well, today he has been promoting some new app his wife launched or something. He has done altitude and will spend the next weeks before the Giro in Denmark. As boring as ever.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.80893 del
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>>80892
Lol, it will be almost impossible to reach the critical amount of users needed for this to succeed. And even if it does, it's hardly possible to make it work financially without enshittifying it. I hope Jonas isn't wasting too much money on this. At least aficionados of Trine's feet got something out of it.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.80894 del
>>80893
I wonder how much he paid to get someone to make that app. There are already plenty of review sites and travel guides out there I doubt this will ever make his money back.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.80895 del
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>>80893
>paying for an app
Although, some pay for Strava...


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.80896 del
>>80893
seems a bit stupid even for the porkiest of paypigs


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.80897 del
>>80895
The app is free, as far as I can tell.


Bert 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.80898 del
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>>80893
>mypuffy


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.80899 del
>didn't munch on magnesium and ashwagandha once just to break the cycle for a few days
>no sleep today

This is some bullshit like the ladies 15 years ago who thought they've found their niche, calling and expertise in babies after having one so they set up a baby things webshop.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.80900 del
>tfw looking for schnitzelhaus recommendations for an upcoming trip to Liberec but can't trust the local reviews


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.80901 del
>>80888
Prudhomme said there's a 90% chance he rides


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.80902 del
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What year is it


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.80904 del
hirschi was collected yesterday and I assume he's in Herentals right now.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.80905 del
Big trein crash in denmark


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.80906 del
>Van Aert indicated this himself earlier, and Belgian national coach Serge Pauwels confirms it to us: the Road World Championship in Montreal, Canada, is marked as a top priority.
Five years ago this would have motivated grug like crazy. Now he probably only thinks about MTB


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.80907 del
>>80906
it's too much elevation for him and he will be tired after slaving for jonas. helping jonas should be his top priority, Trine confirms to us.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.80908 del
>>80893
>mypeffy
> I hope this has some meaning in Danish because it sounds absolutely ridiculous. Also is this trend to add MY to everything, really still a thing?


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.80909 del
>>80892
>>80893
And this years "become an ENTREPRENEUR with no risk because my husband is rich" award goes to....


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.80910 del
>>80909
kek


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.80912 del
>>80909
It's always such useless mundane stuff too.
If you're gonna waste millions and atleast do it in style


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.80913 del
>>80908
>mypreffy
Means nothing in Danish. I actually have no clue what the name is supposed to reference. "My preference" or something like that maybe? So stupid


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.80914 del
SURELY they are scamming other investors right
SURELY they are not pushing this product on their (vingo's) own LOL


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.80915 del
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Mauss bros...


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.80916 del
>>80915
what the flop


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.80917 del
>>80915
I saw the pic before and though the longest piece was like 2cm long


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.80918 del
>>80915
cats got to him


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.80919 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/senne-thonnon

That must be the baldest motherfucker of the peloton. Not normal


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.80920 del
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Interdasting conclusions from skipping magnesium-zinc-b6 + ashwaganda before sleep after like a month of non-stop use.
It did make me sleep longer, better and especially ashwagandha made me have wild dreams (being somekinda gangsta bitchfucker chad a couple of times, Charles Barkley came over to say hi once etc.) but I never woke up truly rested.
Now I did not wake up truly rested today, I slept like 4 hours total and fought for sleep for 6, it was way worse after wake up than with the Mg+ash pills but during the day today I am so much more energetic and have a much clearer mind.
The heart noombers were also slightly higher for the clean sleep than for the Mg+ash sleep but during the day they are lower than usual.

Will continue this vehemently interesting experiment and captivating sleepposting.

>>80915
Ouch.
>>80919
Sono Tonno heheh.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.80921 del
>>80919
why did Bert Lip take his pcs mit foto from such a low angle when he is only a 1.81 manlette ?


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.80922 del
Sean QUINN I thought that runner was made up


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.80923 del
>>80920
If you do a soulcrushing job like me you will want to sleep for 10 hours no problem


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.80924 del
>>80922
please pay attention to the FLYNN/QUINN/SEAN axis of promising amerigan talents


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.80925 del
>>80924
idk who these people are so they can't be all too promising eh


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.80926 del
>>80925
>not knowing all national RR champs from non guest nations since the year you were born


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.80927 del
>>80926
>knowing any national RR champs at all
for what purpose? Few of them are worth noting


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.80928 del
>>80924
no rider in current PicnicPostNL is good, maybe Bittner is salvagable, that debuff destroys any rider


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.80929 del
>>80928
I think Frank VDB is good, they just make him ride races where he sucks. Like what should he do in Fleche and LBL.
He should be saving himself for some hilly stage race


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.80930 del
RONDEL really looks like a moldovan truck driver


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.80931 del
nice rampa


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.80932 del
Can Paul drop remco?


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.80933 del
>>80932
He seems punchier on the climbs. I guess we'll see Sunday.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.80934 del
>>80933
Thanks sean


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.80935 del
>>80932
More like can Remco not get get dropped by Paul


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.80936 del
Is the german superstar gonna make it?


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.80937 del
>>80932
Nobody can withstand the giga doped. Remco is finished


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.80938 del
Pogacar will get dropped by Paul


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.80939 del
>>80938
Give it a year or two and this will become reality


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.80940 del
>>80939
>>80938
Pogi will retire in 2 years, I don't think it'll happen


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.80941 del
I'm picking BERNAL GOMEZ at the il Giro if he's 10 pts or less


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.80942 del
>>80939
Give it 3 days


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.80943 del
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dont tell me that's DATI again


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.80944 del
>>80938
Don't think so. I watched replays of Pogi on Mur de Huy and he has another gear beyond Seixas currently. I just don't think Seixas has closed power gap to Pogi since Strade. Another year or two.

I can't wait for that first time when Paul goes and Pogi can't follow. Going to be kino of the highest order.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.80945 del
>>80942
based


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.80946 del
I predict the annual power growth of sexass at 8% meaning within 2 years we'll see the first seven wattsperkiloer since the good old days. In 5 years cycling will close down and sexass will be declared as race winner of every single race present and future, the apex


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.80947 del
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He did it
The son of a bitch did it


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.80948 del
wtf TUDORs bibs are a different color than their shirt


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.80949 del
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Who knew that Tour of the Alps of all people would be the scenes of MANY affairs du dopage


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.80950 del
Goddamnit you have to pick Stork now. But he will probably be 10 and in Climber or Sprinter or something, Velobert doesn't give a fuck


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.80951 del
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For reference: this guy is also a sprinter according to Velobert


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.80952 del
>>80951
perfect for the Cofidis-class of sprinting (12th place)


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.80953 del
>>80951
Sporza wielermanager legend


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.80954 del
>>80951
kek


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.80955 del
I've seen enough, sombrero obligatory pick for the giro.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.80956 del
we are about to live in ASTURIAS
https://www.rtpa.es/tpa-television


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.80957 del
>>80956
37 km to go, a break with 11 riders including Leitao, Volta top 20 finisher Alvaro Sagrado, Sergi Darder and others with 2:30 to the peloton led by Movistar


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.80958 del
>>80956
>>80957
apparently the race got jonas'd BIGLY


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.80959 del
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>>80958
The Alto del Fitu got taken out due to truck crashing or something


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.80960 del
>>80923
What's your job. Not that mine is great (pretty menial it-waging) but at least it is very low intensity and I have time for everything.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.80961 del
>>80959
I see a gap


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.80962 del
>>80944
Even 2024 Pogi had a day of "weakness" that Jonas managed to exploit. If Seixas has the legs on the right day, he can get his day of glory in the Tour already this year.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.80963 del
>pelayo mayo returns
>stevie williams returns
Guess this is the length of a shadowban


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.80964 del
>>80915
mamma mia


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.80965 del
>>80962
I'm not talking about getting pipped on the line in a meaningless stage. I'm talking Col de la Loze/Col du Granon moments.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.80966 del
Seixas wins and France never loses the Le Tour again. Simple as


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.80967 del
>>80966
we will have at least a decade of seixas destroying everyone wow that's amazing


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.80968 del
>>80966
If Seixas wins the Tour de France this year, I will buy a bottle of DRC La Tache for an emergency edition of /wtw/

Screenshot this post


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.80969 del
>>80967
Remember that one year where Max Verstappen beat Hamilton against the odds and it was insane and thrilling? I think that was worth a few years of Verstappen dominance


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.80970 del
>>80969
no I don't know anything about that at all


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.80971 del
Cabeza humbled


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.80972 del
>>80968
what the


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.80973 del
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Gabiel LAYRAC wins in Asturias
Local heroes HUMILIATED
The french have 0 (zero) (nada) decency


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.80974 del
>>80972
It's not going to happen. But if it does, at least I'll have a nice wine to drink.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.80975 del
Good bit of racing, total dominance by
AVC Aix Provence Dole with 3 runners in the top 9, including the brilliantly named Mark LIGHTFOOT


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.80976 del
>>80974
I'm reading this now: https://terroirsense.com/en/p/6194.html


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.80977 del
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>>80960


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.80978 del
>>80923
How can you job be soul crushing. You're living the dream of autists round the world.

(Unless you're referring to the fact that you literally crushed someone recently)


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.80979 del
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it's superwindy, im gonna pray for meself


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.80980 del
>>80979
It's been many a ride that I have freaked myself out descending in the wind and decided to head home at a snail's pace


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.80981 del
>>80980
>>80979
The trick is to be small and THICK


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.80982 del
>>80977
It's not treinbert, it's >usingpedalsbert
If it is treinbert then please be patient, blue hat.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.80983 del
>>80960
>>80978
It's me Patje, the flags in this place are wild sometimes didn't even notice I was a kaasman.
I do labo/r&d work and machine operating in a chemical plant. But the chemical industry in Europe keeps on dying so I've never felt so useless, I'm just waiting for my company to go bankrupt now


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.80984 del
>>80982
it is in fact not me (>pedals-bert)


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.80985 del
>>80982
>>usingpedalsbert
he is Austrian no?


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.80986 del
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>>80983
>>80984
>>80985


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.80987 del
>>80983
Isn't a chemist at least sometimes exciting? Even if it is mainly maintenance of a pipeline.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.80988 del
Let me get my flag back, burgers were only failing me lately.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.80989 del
>>80987
it's only exciting when something goes wrong badly


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.80990 del
>>80989
Aren't you exaggerating a bit bertman.
Had a far too long post written down, the gist is - the job is supposed to free you to do soul stuff. Almost never the job itself is soul nourishing.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.80991 del
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>>80990
That French flag isn't me, you're correct to some extent but I spend a lot of time in the company bureaucracy just pivoting around bean counters and boomers who live in a fantasy world thinking it's still 1988. It doesn't have to be nourishing but it's like hanging around vampires.

>>80987
It could be, it was at some point too. Now my job is just try to compete with the Chinese products while buying Chinese raw materials. Anyone with half a brain knows where that street ends. Fun fact I deliver to Soudalbert sometimes.

Anyway rant over, did some cyclismo


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.80992 del
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this flag situation needs to get solved


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.80993 del
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>>80991
>That French flag isn't me


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.80994 del
>>80992
Inshallah one day, habibi


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.80995 del
This the opposite of the old days. Used to be one Bert per flag. Now it's all flags for all berts


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.80996 del
>>80993
it is kinda funny how someone can just jump in and skinwalk
I like it


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.80997 del
Silly Bertrands, in the age of Seixas we are all honorary squeaker-bertaõs.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.80998 del
>>80996
>>80995
I basically never change my burger flag (real), but maybe I will start to distinguish myself


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.80999 del
>>80998
yes


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.81000 del
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Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.81001 del
weird route in Romandie this year
very tour of the alps esque profile


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.81002 del
2nd (second) ride in a row zonder any d*sc brake rub
This must be some sort of a weltrecord


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.81003 del
>>81002
How's the pedal squeak tho


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.81004 del
>>81001
lots of circuits, they're everywhere now; hopefully GTs remain free of them outside final stages


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.81005 del
>>81004
read somewhere they're in financial problems so that explains the circuits
suissebert not paying his taxes


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.81006 del
>>81005
TdR specifically? wild, surely they could get more money from the state, but Swiss profiles are always a bit boring considering how mountainous the country is, so some lumpy circuits might make it more interesting


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.81007 del
>>81001
Pogi wins stage 1, 3, 4 and 5.
Prologue will have a random beating Ivo Oliveira by 1 second.
Stage 2 is the only one that can be interesting.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.81008 del
apparently setting foot in eastern europe makes my flag go russian

interesting


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.81009 del
>>81003
Hardly noticable today
The loudest part if the chain now that havent vaxxed in a month


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.81010 del
>>81006
>The Tour de Romandie and Tour de Romandie Féminin are under threat from 2027 onwards as race organisers search for a title sponsor.

>Tour de Romandie organisers are reportedly facing a 10% shortfall in their annual budget of €4.5 million this season. Both races will go ahead this year, though things are not so certain for 2027.

>"The Tour de Romandie Foundation doesn’t have the necessary reserves to run three or four editions while waiting to find a potential sponsor," he said.

>"We have enough [money] to run one edition without support for the yellow jersey. But since I don’t want to lower our safety or accommodation standards, and we want to remain in the WorldTour, every day costs us a lot of money. COVID-19 has eaten up part of our reserves, and we have an obligation to find a main sponsor."

>Chassot said the 2026 races can act as a "platform" for the future as he seeks out new sponsors.

>"Without a title sponsor for 2027, we won’t be able to maintain financial stability. In cycling, it’s a fragile balance because, unlike almost all other sports, we can’t sell tickets," he said.
>There has been some good news in recent days as the Swiss division of Lidl has come on board as a partner for both the Tour de Romandie and Tour de Suisse. The hunt for a title sponsor to secure the former's future goes on, however.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.81011 del
>>81010
cheers


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.81012 del
also that's such a small amount of money, all things considered


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.81013 del
>>81012
the start and finish locations are a bit symbiotic with the race so they probably don't lose much on those


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.81014 del
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patje's angels are now honorary swiss


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.81015 del
>>81014
I ain't donating shit though


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.81016 del
>>81015
donate your blood to the seixas beats pogacar fund


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.81017 del
>>81015
giving blood is good for you Bert, exercises your spleen and bone marrow, gets rid of damaged macromolecules


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.81018 del
Will Ricardo Carapils be ready for il giro? Read that he got his saddle sores operated


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.81019 del
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impressive track record by the way


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.81020 del
>>80990
>Aren't you exaggerating a bit bertman
Yes, it was supposed to be a joke. But I don't think it's that much of an exaggeration? Most chemist jobs are largely routine work, and even research is mostly legwork. If you climb the ladder, you can leave more of that to others, but you'll also have to deal with more boring bureaucracy and such, so I don't think you gain anything in terms of "excitement". Although I have to admit that I'm not very excitable and my perception might be slightly skewed.

>>80996
That was not my intention, otherwise I would have changed my flag to Belgium. I thought it would be obvious from the different flag that I wasn't you.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.81021 del
>>81019
unironically one of the best GT riders of the era when he's not injured/sick


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.81023 del
>>81020
Bertman sometimes also performs under tricolore. I know that even the cool named jobs are mostly chores, had a couple very cool named machine learning jobs and they were 80% dealing with mess.
Plus the everpresent climbing up the ladder just to have more stupid duties that barely reflected in pay.
Have this guy in me company now, he became a lead data scientist, he is almost pure ego but I can tell he is in meetings non-stop. Was it worth it? For him, probably, he loves to sound off everytime he can and feel important, he also doesn't know a lot of slightly more advanced stuff.
For a normal person? Fuck that shit, pay me and don't bother me.


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.81024 del
fuck w*ut


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.81025 del
>>81024
wout WC chances higher than ever how will us anti wouters cope if the worst case happens


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.81026 del
>>81024
dude! but you're not wrong


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.81027 del
>>81018
>>81021
Richie always shows up for GT's. And he'll arise again in this Giro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G10zbxDZQSs [Embed]


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.81028 del
>>81024
BASED


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.81029 del
consider the following:
>ciclismo


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.81030 del
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>SEXASS same odds as VINGEGAARD HANSEN (nee RASMUSSEN)


Bert 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.81031 del
listen lads I've had a rough day but one thing is clear as sky these days (no clouds)
seixas > vingo


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.81033 del
>>81029
giga based


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.81034 del
>>81032
>Already lost to ore powercreep seixas
It's over


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Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.81036 del
>>81032
um sir, jonas was working in a fish factory. in what factory is paul working right now?


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.81037 del
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>>81036
cheese factory


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.81038 del
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>sore throat
>banging headache
the BIG volume weekend will probably be cancelled


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.81039 del
>>81038
it's always over for someone


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.81040 del
>>81038
Get well soon bert, that sucks


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.81041 del
>>81038
BIG volume is still possible if you turn up your speakers watching slovenian dopeboy win on sunday
get well soon


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.81042 del
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>>81040
>>81041


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.81043 del
>>81038
Same here. Perks of going to conferences I guess


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.81045 del
>>81038
cool birb


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.81047 del
>>81046
and none of the is Polish.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.81048 del
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at least got time to make a demi glace, we are feasting tonight!


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.81049 del
>>81048
Oh, that's a sauce? I first thought that you made a get well soon soup. As honorary squeaker thanks to the assigned flag I should have known.


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.81050 del
>>81049
I will make a get well soon steak, mashed patat and demi glace


Bert 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.81051 del
NEW THREAD:
>>81022
>>81022
>>81022


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