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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/12/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No. 78992
broken curses edition (zonder omloop)

Current and upcoming road races
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
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https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>78040


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.78997 del
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I was going to say second for Wout but apparently that joke is no go anymore.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.79036 del
Moral edizione this


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.79042 del
Let's not talk about that anymore and focus on SEIXAS


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.79043 del
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gazetta not having wout as headline, just in the corner at the front page.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.79044 del
>>79043
Italians do not care about wout, as they should


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.79045 del
fuck wout
fuck paris roubaix


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.79046 del
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kek wasn't aware the spoiler button was on.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.79047 del
>>79045
Based lombardia enjoyer


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.79048 del
>>79046
thats such a gay humiliation ritual


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.79049 del
>>79046
kek at the filename


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.79050 del
Wout=God


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.79051 del
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mind the gap


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.79052 del
>I am a bit bitter about the situation. If Visma and Alpecin immediately storm to the front and start riding while Tadej has a flat tire, then you do think they are acting petty.

Miggle bjerg wondering why teams just don't let him win. Why didn't he wait for grug himself


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.79053 del
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>>79051
Rejoice fellow Woutists!


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.79054 del
>>79048
I think it's a soulful tradition


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.79055 del
>>79053
This is not soulful. Why does Visma do these things


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.79056 del
>>79055
d*tch invented capitalisme innit


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.79057 del
>>79055
Better question is who is buying this


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.79058 del
>>79057
Pretty sure a couple of posters on /4cyc/ will if they hear about before the duvel comes down


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.79059 del
>>79057
fat belgian and dutch boomers


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.79060 del
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>>79057
yes


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.79061 del
WOUT WON


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.79062 del
Is it the same people that buy full team kits from current year
Another fad I do not get. I pass a dude with a full 2026 FDJ kit often. He's still on a Lapierre though so not a true fan ofcourse


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.79063 del
>>79062
yea probably
there's some guys with bora kit (2025) and that one specialized tt helmet here. Hard look to pull off 2bh


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.79064 del
>>79063
During RVV I saw a dude with a visma jersey and the blue decathlon helmet. Horrible look.
Was riding a trek too so I don't know his allegiance


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.79065 del
Here it's full boomers riding for 20 years so the full kit wankers have soul. Saw a Jalabert once kit the other day, that was nice


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.79066 del
>>79064
the >I have no clue about ciclismo and I must consoom look


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.79067 del
Speaking of consoom, just received my q36.5 bib and they feel great. Let's see how they behave this weekend on me long ride


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.79068 del
>>79067
Yes buy a golden pinarello next


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.79069 del
theres a fella riding around in an old caja rural kit here, very much out of place


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.79070 del
>>79069
I've seen a glassdrive anicolor jersey once but I imagine it was an actual rider for the team


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.79071 del
>>79065
>>79069
Hope those old jerseys are sleeveless for top soul


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.79072 del
>>79060
Least drunk cyclocross fan


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.79073 del
>>79062
I used to ride in team kits from current year all the time from like 2006-2017 when the hipster brands started to come out


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.79074 del
>>79070
I've come across an arkea femmes rider multiple times last year, was actually the real deal
think that team folded


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.79075 del
>>79070
i do own one of those, actually


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.79076 del
>>79075
Maybe it was you, cycled in Belgium the past 2 years?


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>>79073
used to rock picrel - visconti also with signature from himself


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.79078 del
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>>79076
i have, often during the summer months


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.79079 del
>>79078
sulfurous


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.79080 del
>>79078
Lekker


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.79082 del
>>79078
sulphurous yellow > pissma yellow


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.79083 del
Tour of Austria stages released today. Will go up the Franz-Josefs Höhe which is above 2900 meters and last stage will end in Vienna.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.79084 del
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>>79077
nice, getting thirsty for "clean water"


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.79085 del
>>79083
based


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.79086 del
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>>79083
>Stüssi


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.79087 del
>>79083
isn't that the hotel/restaurant under grossglockner? i thought it was 2.3k


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.79088 del
>>79083
>Will go up the Franz-Josefs Höhe which is above 2900 meters
I don't think roads go so high in austria


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.79089 del
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>>79083
Quite hohohohe.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.79090 del
>Óscar Freire reportedly arrested on suspicion of committing domestic violence.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.79091 del
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>>79087
ah yup, shouldn't have skimmed the article. the queen stage with the finish below the Grossglockner will have a total of 3000 meters of gained elevation, but Franz-Josefs-Höhe is at an elevation of 2369m.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.79092 del
>>79091
So they are not going over Hochtor there
Can't blame them, that's where Andre DREGE died


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.79093 del
>>79092
the profile is from quaeldich, the official website returns an error code right now. either overloaded or not ready yet.
All I know is that the stage will start in Bad Kleinkirchheim in Kärtnen/Carinthia.


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maybe tour de suisse should ask Lidl to sponsor them as well (they already do to lesser extent) to have more than 5 stages again.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.79097 del
>>79096
Right on bert hometurf


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.79098 del
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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:57 [Preview] No.79099 del
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>>79098
cute!


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.79100 del
>>79098
I don't have a bike shaped pizza cutter.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.79101 del
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I should do the raping needful but I am really not feeling it


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.79102 del
>>79101
Same


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.79103 del
>>79101
raping in april is torture on the mind, release yourself from this prison and do something else non cyclismo


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.79104 del
>Óscar Freire arrested by Spanish police following domestic violence charge
wasn't this guy missing too last year


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.79105 del
>>79104
Another nice relationship it seems. At least his wife didn't throw herself under his car


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.79106 del
>>79105
did anyone see that massive rant rohan the menace dennis went on a week or so ago


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.79107 del
now that the dust has settled, who's gonna win the il giro?


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.79108 del
>>79107
Eulalio


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.79109 del
>>79107
LANDA


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.79110 del
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super grim startlist, it might be even easier than pogacar's giro


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.79111 del
>>79110
Yeah, not watching it


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.79112 del
Why is joao so non elite this year


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.79113 del
>>79112
lots of illnes but to be fair he only got up to speed at basque country last year
he's been having early season dips for 2 years


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.79114 del
>>79090
givin the missus a good ole smack after a Classic eh


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.79115 del
>>79112
frailest immune system in the entire peloton


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.79116 del
>>79115
>max poole's in your way


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.79117 del
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Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.79118 del
>>79117
>jan mold


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.79119 del
>>79110
when the start list is so bad, that you actually consider picking Gall


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.79120 del
>>79119
blockhaus is his


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.79121 del
>>79110
I just want my boy Vine to survive a stage race


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.79122 del
>>79110
>>79112
Already feeling the sleep attacks from G2 induced Narcolepsy.
Not gonna watch this.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.79123 del
>>79110
>giro
>completely empty startlist
man how grand of a tour


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.79124 del
>>79123
It's even worse than that because the fish is there. If this was jobber versus jobbers it could be fun at elast


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.79125 del
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>>79101
Leave the kids alone krtek.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.79126 del
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I will watch this, I expect some guaranteed seething.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.79127 del
>>79124
>implying arsememe battling gall for fifth is not the highest level of kino


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.79128 del
>>79124
double bad because the fish isn't even like the dominant uber human, he will win one stage with massive margin and then just lead the peleton with every other GC rider not named carapaz sitting meekly in tow not trying anything for 2 weeks.
The vuelta last year was some of the worst shit I've ever seen


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.79129 del
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>>79126
reminder that skelly outsprinted memco and pogi last year


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.79130 del
>>79129
have they found Girmay yet or has he become one with the wilderness


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.79131 del
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wout didn't stay on his line and should be DSQd.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.79132 del
>>79131
pogi on the cote d'azure also DSQ
stuyven is the rightful winner


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.79133 del
>>79132
berts had the audacity to claim he was washed mere weeks ago


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.79134 del
>>79131
Business Idea:
- Mandatory Track Stage for Grand Tours
- Reintroduce Night TTT


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.79135 del
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brutal hairline at 19


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.79136 del
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>>79133
for a while I will bully the other guy with a lifelong contract being a fraud. dude never won a monument (please don't claim that cyclassics is a monument).


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.79137 del
>>79135
helmets were a mistake


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.79138 del
>>79136
wild that he still doesn't have a tour green jersey
big engine dude like him


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.79139 del
>>79138
>>79136
If Kwiatkowski had a win in Vuelta and Giro, this could have been a debate.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.79140 del
>>79139
kwiato is such a wasted career, so good and then just gave up for money and slavedom


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.79141 del
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Ran 12 km
Not bad considering this is what my running looks like ever since I picked ciclismo


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.79142 del
>>79129
Why is Grug walking so funny


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.79143 del
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>>79141
hm


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.79144 del
>>79142
does anyone walking with cleats not look funny? you saw bertaczeks old worn cleats, so he must have been walking around funny in them a lot.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.79145 del
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>>79143
You are not mid 30s


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.79146 del
>>79141
>>79143
imagine the eggs you could skore if you became a Hybrid Athlete
not enough mit pastas in the world Though and that's the sad truth


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.79147 del
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ASO on suicide watch


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.79148 del
>>79147
he gets paid too much to end his season in april


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>>79147
grug will never become mtb wc


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.79150 del
>>79147
actually buck broken by poggers and wouteke, crazy
byebye nepo babby! see you in a muddy field outside antwerp next Christmas !


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.79151 del
OOO Grand Camiño fever. Visma sending an absolute stinker of a team so it's going to be UAE and Movistar versus a bunch of Spanish and Portguese amateurs.
Personally I think volta legend João Matias is due for a good result on stage 2 or 3.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.79152 del
>>79150
Are you OK?


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.79153 del
OOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:57 [Preview] No.79154 del
>>79151
why did they change it to this godforsaken spot on the calendar?
>nobody from basque country will ride
>nobody from the ardennes will ride
>every good GT rider is on altitude camp


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.79155 del
>>79147
Kek, stupid golf players.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.79156 del
>>79154
I don't know but it does fill out the hole between Basque Country and Tour of the Alps. The startlist is not really that much weaker than previous years.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.79157 del
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>>79156
come on bert, it's like half the strength of 2 years ago
george bennett is a podium candidate


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.79158 del
o camino world tour teams so shit, that Artem NYCH is a serious contender for the GC.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.79159 del
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Flecha Brabante open.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.79160 del
>>79159
speaking of bad startlists
they really ruined this race with the date change


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.79161 del
>>79157
ye but that was also the best startlist they've had
>>79158
Romeo will eat him alive


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.79162 del
>>79160
>>79159
It's not that bad but a LOT of people coming back from injury. Very dangerous goombling this one


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.79163 del
>>79162
half those people won't start
pidcock for example will not start
I doubt Wellens will start
blackmore 0 race days this years, probably dead


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.79164 del
>>79162
Guess you would have to goomble on at least one of them doing a Merlier comeback.


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Belgian media already hyping up wout for this.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.79166 del
>>79165
I did this one on mywhoosh once, it's basically zurich 2.0 but the hills come even faster
allah wins


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.79167 del
>>79166
Allah won't be invited. He's not part of the SEIXAS cote d'azur gang.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.79168 del
>>79167
2020 van aert would have been competitive
imola was harder I think
I mean really this race is just GP montreal again but with a 50km flat intro


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.79169 del
>>79168
Slovenia team is so shit it's going to be either a massive shitshow or another 100km solo. I don't think grug will even try


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.79170 del
Read a rumor that a guy stole a race bike at the famous Ślężański Mnich - Bruki i Szutry (won by my region guy STOSZ, kwaking KUKRLE and VOLTAIRE) and to run from the poleese he merged with the actual race, went for a long time with the peloton and made the poleese chase the peloton with signals on.
Probably some bullshit made up by some funi 14 year old but still fun to imagine.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.79171 del
>>79169
Too many vertical ms for grugman. Although Glasgow had 2900.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.79172 del
>>79171
zurich had 4k+ and he was 3rd (2nd if they didn't gift o'coomer that other spot)
it's more about how fast the climbs come without rest and the length of the effort
a good grug could compete here with anyone not pogi


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hln decided to answer my question on
<who buys this crap


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.79174 del
>>79172
Yes, I nootice that too, am a big shot goomblerman now too (last two weeks don't count).
I think they are still too close, GP Montreal has more laps and all but it is still terrain for a punchy light guy, not Matthews or Arambaru.

>Maxim VAN GILS
Heh.. guess at least that retardface got a bit cursed.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.79175 del
>>79173
>bald people


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.79176 del
is gregoire part of the seixas friend gang


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.79177 del
>What 420W NP for Over an Hour Looks Like
😤


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.79178 del
>>79176
Gang is vauquelin jegat barré and SEIXASS


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.79179 del
>>79178
>jegat
also 0 racedays, another shadowban?


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.79180 del
>>79179
Knee pain, c'est fini (I think he's coming back next week)


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.79181 del
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Just ordered my first set of carbon wheels from AliExpress


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.79182 del
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>>79181
CHYNA


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.79183 del
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Bit tired today, but did the needful. Some delightful sweet spot.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.79184 del
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>>79165
Imagine if Wout actually became world champion.
That would mean we have the 3 greatest riders of their generation actively riding around with stripes.
(Mads Pedersen, Julian Alaphilippe, Wout van Aert)


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.79185 del
>>79172
> Ben O'Connor
How the fuck did that guy ever manage to get on a worlds podium


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.79186 del
>>79181
That's oke ping-pong!
>forgot lu raises went out of rotation for two weeks


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.79187 del
>>79185
Same way he got on the Vuelta podium. He attacked.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.79188 del
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>>79170
Supposedly the bike thief running with the peloton is true.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.79189 del
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Curious how this year UAE is dysfunctional even when Pogi is racing


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.79190 del
(1.98 MB 480x854 dujardin.mp4)


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.79191 del
>>79190
>tfw 95km hike to the line


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.79192 del
>>79190
We didn't see that many tires coming loose this year


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.79193 del
>>79192
but so many punctures


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.79194 del
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Is my assessment fair?

Discussion with my cousin's wife (she of the sub 50 minute AdZ time)


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.79195 del
>>79194
They all went to high school lmao. It's not uncommon for riders to take an education on the side because unless you are a top percentage rider you wont earn enough to retire when you are washed up and out of contract so you need a job afterwards.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.79196 del
>>79194
I think that's a bit of a cliché, due to the history of working class riders during the golden age of ciclismo and the Belgian farmer riders like De Lie.
you have riders that come from athlete or cycling families. your Poulidor-Van der Poels, your Teutenbergs. can't tell how intelligent they are.
the rest is more middle class, where parents can afford nice bikes and are part of the local cycling clubs. then you have your accomplished philosophers and member of the order of the arts and letters of France Guillaume Martin-Guyonnet.
for the femmes that certainly isn't true at all. you have your math phd olympic winner, reusser and chabbey are both medical doctors, bredewold might look retarded, but she wrote her thesis. have more such cases of already academic or professional accomplished girls, that need cycling as additional outlet to channel their excess energy.


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.79197 del
me œuf scores nearing all time lows
non cyc gfs are truly gainz goblinz


Bert 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.79198 del
>>79197
You should see what non cyc infants do


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.79199 del
>>79198
>letting you're infant be non cyc
take some vicarious learning from are most notorious finnish rapists, and get them in the bojler room before they can consent


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.79200 del
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>>79194
>Sepp KUSS seems Wealthy and Educated
based correct opinion


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.79201 del
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why no no. 1?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.79202 del
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Grugsisters, our response?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.79203 del
>>79202
Irrefutable, grug is washed and a golfing kwab


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.79204 del
>>79194
What an american post speaking with authority over something he doesn't know. Even the most farmer riders in the peleton went to high school. A lot of them go to college in some capacity but in a pro athlete program where they can spread it over way more years


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.79205 del
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>>79194
excuse me?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.79206 del
>Kamilla Aasebo suffered a heavy fall in Paris-Roubaix on Sunday. The 19-year-old Uno-X Mobility rider sustained serious injuries: she is dealing with fractures to the jaw and elbow, and a minor brain hemorrhage.

F


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.79207 del
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DE LIE to leave Lotto


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.79208 del
>>79207
Was known for a while, both him and van eetvelt will go to quick step. Meeus too probably


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.79209 del
>>79194
no you went full retard


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.79210 del
>>79194
Midwit take tbqh


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.79211 del
>>79207
And MADOUAS to lotto


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.79212 del
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How was your morning ride bert? For me, trying to get some race specific fitness, 11x1min semi hard hill reps on the same hill where we have the /elite/ race in two weeks. Fun to be outdoors again for once


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.79213 del
>>79207
Belgbert will be happy. Now he can join a team with an actual training plan.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.79214 del
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>>79211
Tout fini.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.79215 del
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>>79212


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.79216 del
>>79195
>>79196
>>79204
>>79209
>>79210
Thank you for the perspective. I posted it because it felt wrong as I soon as I said it. Upon some reflection, this is actually me regurgitating a passage from one of Phil Gaimon's books.

I guess I knew I was wrong when I remembered most berts have a doctorate.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.79217 del
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Reis disrespected


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.79218 del
Brabantse Pijl velogoomble looks very hard, no idea who to pick with Pidcock most likely gone with the knee injury and half the riders returning from injuries


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.79219 del
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>>79218


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.79220 del
>>79219
You have a bike kechanic in your team. Don't know if that gives any extra velopoints.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.79221 del
>>79219
Yeah, pls don't steal my team.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.79222 del
>>79219
Polebert will steal this team and claim it was his


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.79223 del
>>79219
thanks for team hehehe


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.79224 del
>79219
I feel like I don't watch enough cyclismo when looking at these kinds of teams. yeah I have Gregoire, Del Grosso, Schmid, and Berckmoes was decent enough in the classics. But Zambanini and Venturini, why would I pick them over, say, Hermans or Meurisse


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.79225 del
>>79224
Hmm yeah I see now that Venturini was quite good in Pays de la Loire which I did not follow. But Zambanini, aside from MSR, meh.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.79226 del
>>79224
Hermans wouldn't be a bad choice but Meurisse is an elderly man on domestique duty.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.79227 del
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>>79225
>Zambanini


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.79228 del
Should Wout just retire?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.79229 del
>>79224
Hermans was so fucking bad in that french jobber race the other weekend


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.79230 del
>>79228
Yes


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.79231 del
>>79228
Yes


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.79232 del
>>79228
I hope he will pull off a Froome and continue to ride just live off the free cheques from visma


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.79233 del
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>>79228
what do you think


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.79234 del
>>79228
Nah. We meme him because of his tendency to finish second, but he just won a monument against top talent and won a major stage of the TdF last year. He has his own successes and is a good hjalper as well


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.79235 del
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Good


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.79236 del
>>79233
Wow I wonder what happened in 2020 and whether this had any influence on, let's say, doping controls


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.79237 del
>>79235
Special tax exemption for Seixas if he extends with Decathlon? Both based and ridiculous at the same time.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.79238 del
>>79236
>Perfect curve of results, peaking around age 25-27, just as you would expect
Verdict: DOPAGE


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.79239 del
>>79238
oui


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.79240 del
>>78997
Very funny Bert. I laughed.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.79242 del
Respectable drive from turd best Asian driver AL-ALI


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.79243 del
>>79238
Exactly


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.79244 del
>tfw no MUZIC Èvita cyc gf to tickle in the bushes behind the cafe stop


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.79245 del
>>79244
In one of the FDJ videos you see some girls going behind the bushes before a race and their DS Lars BOOM told them just to go to cafe, they were in Belgium after all.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.79246 del
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>>79212
I did the needful with some sweet spot


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.79247 del
Enzo LEINJSE rather fast, Lucas LOPES pretty good too. And REIS just started


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.79248 del
Cam on Rafael REIS, push some more watts.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.79249 del
Big Reis might do it


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.79250 del
Not even close


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.79251 del
Fuck yes, World Tour chuds BTFO by Volta chads


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.79252 del
fuck yeah


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.79253 del
BIG REISH putting yatesi and nordhagen to shame


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.79254 del
>>79078
You can wear this jersey with pride today


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.79255 del
Looks like Romeo is on pace to beat Reis, as Salgueiro also produces a good time


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.79256 del
Romeo losing time


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.79257 del
Romeo looks like he could chute at any moment


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.79258 del
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>which color?
>Anicolor!


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.79259 del
Romeo puncture! Reis primed to take the win now!!


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.79260 del
fuck it's over


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.79261 del
>flat tire
It's over for romeo


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.79262 del
>>79259
Not so fast. Former anicolor rider non other than Julius Bert very fast.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.79263 del
>>79262
Yeah, a worrying development


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.79264 del
Julius Bert very sulfurous


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.79265 del
Is Żuliusz going to fend-off the reverse splits of Rajsz?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.79266 del
Eww..


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.79267 del
Tour of Poone enjoyer joined us


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.79268 del
Fuck off, Julius


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.79269 del
Really hope NSN take Pinarello to Giro for the least secret pick.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.79270 del
Sulphurous performance to beat his old clean teammate.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.79271 del
If the time and distance is semi accurate Żulisz will not deny our Rajsz.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.79272 del
yes well, I still count this as anicolor victory.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.79273 del
It was not.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.79274 del
a broken powermeter performance


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.79275 del
>>79269
very strange he has not been picked up by Q365 yet, free marketing


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.79276 del
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Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.79277 del
Good result from Godszczurny


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.79278 del
artem nych saving his matches for the volta
smart


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.79279 del
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>>79277
The world is not ready for the GOSZCZURNY-JACKOWIAK-MATYASIK tridente.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.79280 del
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the influencer meme helmet (sweet protection falconer aero 2vi) just arrived and you can't adjust the y straps wtf, will sent that shit right back
just read that that's also a thing on high end kask helmets, even my good ol giro has that


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.79281 del
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>>79280
>you can't adjust the y straps
heh, only for normative eggheads!


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.79282 del
>>79280
>250€ helmet
Why?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.79283 del
>>79282
if you never chute it's a long life investment


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.79284 del
>>79280
evade 3, all you need, heard good things about the oakley mach helmets too


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.79285 del
>>79283
akshually, according to big helmet, you have to change your helmet every 3-4 years because of UV and sweat damage, otherwise they will explode on your head
>>79282
i thought it looked cool and I did dent my old helmet pretty hard in my grandmas home (she has really low door frames)


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.79286 del
Shitcock out as expected, Wellens still in. Joey Blackmore out, poor Florian V is in, they will work him to death.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.79287 del
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Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.79288 del
>>79286
good evening saar


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.79289 del
Narvaez and Fabio Ch out as well,


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.79290 del
>>79286
>poor Florian V is in, they will work him to death.
Dude really was unlucky at roubaix. We didn't see but he really crashed in the last 50m of arenberg in perfect position


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.79291 del
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let me guess...you need more?


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.79292 del
>using any helmet and not just your bald head for aerodynamics
just don't chute lol


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.79293 del
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>>79292


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.79294 del
>>79292
Saves you from the shitty tan too


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.79295 del
>>79287
4/cyc/ reported that Pune Tour will get an extra 6th stage next year and will be promoted from cat 2.2 to 2.1.
Which made me look up Team ProCyclingStats. They didn't race since India and the only race they have programmed is the tour of bosnia and herzegovina.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.79296 del
>>79290
Who did you pick now, so we can compare our team and know who will chute, have a mechanical, fail miserably.
Unironically Danebert posted a team that differs from mine by one (1) pedaler.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.79297 del
>>79295
Dat is wery nice saar! Really needful!


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.79298 del
>>79283
theoretically you need to change it after 5 years at the latest, probably 3


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.79299 del
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>>79296
The same 4 picks as everyone and some squeakers for fun


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.79300 del
>>79298
Pretty sure my helmet is 8 years old now


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.79301 del
>>79299
Ok so the for blue-violet ones die. Pick someone else berts.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.79302 del
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if you get into road racing you'll be replacing your helmets every couple months, beating the UV cuckdiation by years


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.79303 del
>>79302
I have to admit that getting chuted by the local jay vine has very little appeal to me


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.79304 del
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>>79302
maybe I'll just do some rides and take it easy in the descents instead


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.79305 del
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damn dudes that decathlon juice is quite something


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.79306 del
>>79303
>>79304
have it your way
enjoy losing your helmet to the sun, kwak


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.79307 del
>>79305
Could you even win a bike race if you went 140 km/h? You would most likely fall and injure yourself even though you would ride alone at the front.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.79308 del
>>79305
this bad translation reads like the UCI banned him


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.79309 del
>>79308
they did, have you seen him race
don't think so


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.79310 del
>>79309
good point. the list of silent bans currently is pretty big.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.79311 del
>>79299
Goddamnit that is my team. Except for Coquard because that is ridiculous


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.79312 del
>>79311
Same.
Looks like we all have the same teams and will die together


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.79313 del
>>79311
He has been 4th in this race before


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.79314 del
>>79312
not me as I don't gamble on ciclismo, especially not for free


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.79315 del
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Remember when Paul SEIXAS won the Itzulia Basque Country in dominant fashion


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.79316 del
>>79309
Legit had no idea this guy was on Decathlon. That photo could be a shop as far as I'm concerned.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.79317 del
God damn the startlist of Volta of Galicia is pitiful


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.79318 del
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>>79316
hmmmm


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.79319 del
And yet, NYCH is still getting disrespected

>Yatesi 1.53
>Nord Hagen 3.25
>Pinarello 7.5
>Vermaerke 17
>Bennetto 17
>Romeo 26
>Johansen 34
>Graat 41
>Schiffer 51
>Fagundez 67
>Oliverira 67
>Balderstone 67
...
>Canal 151
>Gozczurny 151
>Nych 201
>Sosa 301
>Chumil 301
>Novak 501
>Formolo 501
>Reis 501
>Marriage 601
>Switbul 1001
>Del Pinot 1001


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.79320 del
>>79317
Seeing Axelgaard writing vinderbud paragraphs about Volta legends like RIES, SILVA, MATIAS, CONTTE and MESA is quite the experience tbh


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.79321 del
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A big win for imaginary riders all over the world that our boy gets favorite status.


Bert 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.79322 del
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>>79321
NOW this is The canal zone


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.79323 del
Tour du Hainan on l'equipe tv apparently


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.79324 del
God that ronde van limburg startlist is so fucking bad. And that jew from flanders classics destroyed brabantse pijl for this race by giving it the wednesday spot that fucking ape


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.79325 del
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>>79324
>The fact that the race is still new in the spring also plays a role,” says Van Den Spiegel. “We noticed that last year as well. Teams still need to get used to it.”

>They have handled everything logistically and organizationally in the same way for a very long time and now suddenly have to change that. It is also a week in which a lot of people are relieved who have been working for weeks on end. The teams are still looking for the right formula.”

>I think it is a very solid field of participants, much better than other 1.1 races. But can it get even better? Absolutely. There are still a few steps we need to take.”


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.79326 del
>>79325
flanders classics trully are the worst to happen to belgian cycling. ASO should have bought RVV


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.79327 del
>>79326
But I don't understand his reasoning at all. Is the wednesday that lucrative for VIP's?
If brabantse is on wednesday the amstel riders have enough rest till sunday and the sprinters from roubaix get rest till friday and might extend their season a little.

Now it's worst of both worlds


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.79328 del
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Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.79329 del
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Ruined


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.79330 del
>>79324
Both Kasper Borremans and Miko Pirinen are racing THOUGH


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.79331 del
>>79324
RAces not in velogoombling don't exists, simple as


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.79332 del
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>from wifey
lmao, do americans really talk like that?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.79333 del
>>79332
Millenials are the most cringe thing ever born, up to date.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.79334 del
>>79328
c'est fini


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.79335 del
>>79332
so he might actually get a spot for the ITT, as only Sheffield, let's go brandon mcnuggets and artjom schmidt can ITT?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.79336 del
>>79332
wtf is this


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.79337 del
>>79334
c'est Phinney, actually


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.79338 del
>>79335
Team pursuit I think


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.79339 del
>>79332
return to racing GRAVEL hell yeah buddehhhhh yeeeehaaaaaaaw


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.79340 del
>>79328
(You)


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.79341 del
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>>79332


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.79342 del
>>79332
Why does this guy think this is big news and that anyone gives a shit


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.79343 del
I don't even know who this guy is, can I get a qrd


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.79344 del
Grande Dusan napped another win down in Hainan. He could maybe get another shot on a World Tour team after this season, I reckon. Some nice results so far


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.79345 del
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Went to buy some extra fridge stuffers that will also function as breakfast.
Came back with Ardbeg 10.
But it was a 40 eurobux set with two glasses.
Normally the bottle alone is 50 eurobux.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.79346 del
>>79345
Grim


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.79347 del
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>>79345
You drink that as breakfast?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.79348 del
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short one today


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.79349 del
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>>79347
Y-maybe.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.79350 del
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Sounds like a BIG ride on saturday
Then it is over


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.79351 del
CHUTE IVAN SOSA


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.79352 del
>>79348
Some say he's still on the mountain to this day


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.79353 del
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>>79352
zwift ride, innit


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.79354 del
Nych surely about to unleash a devastating sprint to take the stage


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.79355 del
I can't believe UAE betrayed our bert Julius just like that


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.79356 del
New Volta director says he expects UAE and other WT teams to take part in the race this year.

Can't wait for RAMÍREZ to get humbled on the slopes of Serra da Estrela and for WIDAR to take his first GT win.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.79357 del
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surely our lad CANAL will leave the CANAL zone


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.79358 del
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CANAL WINS


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.79359 del
cANAL is a real boy now


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.79360 del
RHEISH is camisola amarela


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.79361 del
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Holy shit he actually won??


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.79362 del
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/cyc/ heroes are 3/3
I can't believe RHEISH survived the but bert Julius got parcheggio'd at the Alto


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.79363 del
>>79356
Well that's not happening. And who is Ramirez


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.79364 del
>>79363
>who is Ramirez
SEIXAS' future rival after a few tactical south american bootcamps


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.79365 del
how the fuck did julius bert lose the leaders jersey?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.79366 del
>>79362
this is almost as good as the day are grande sepp scored his famous tour de vuelta


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.79367 del
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>>79364
Found him. Already a silent ban I guess


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.79368 del
Heimo Fucker has the exact same thing, except DNS one day later. Not suspicious at all


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.79369 del
>>79362
kek


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.79370 del
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Meh


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.79371 del
fuck I didn't know they would finish so early in Galicia


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.79372 del
>>79370
This seems slightly expensive for a bike, no?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.79373 del
>>79372
you must understand, it costs a lot to hide motors


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.79374 del
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>>79373
Oh I see this is a fancy limited edition. The standard C72 is a much more reasonable €13,200


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.79375 del
Canal :)


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.79376 del
>>79374
imagine you buy one and then chute comicale on the first ride


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.79377 del
>>79376
I wonder what the warranty conditions are on such a thing
Then again if you're that rich you probably don't even care


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.79378 del
>>79372
you can pay hundreds of thousands up to millions for a watch but 22k for a bike is too much!?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.79379 del
chute


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.79380 del
withen about to be within


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.79381 del
lol, Bennett.. And Q36.5 was working all day


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.79382 del
Eurosport Polska has a feed luckily, no J*se.
A little bit too much Staszek hype probably but I will live with it.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.79383 del
that was easy for merlol


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.79384 del
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Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.79385 del
Bauhaus is such a fraud


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.79386 del
BAM


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.79387 del
Merlel so much faster than these frauds


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.79388 del
tankman


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.79389 del
I wish Aniołkowski could start the sprint from 5-6 spot, not 15th and just making his way through the traffic.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.79390 del
>>79385
he’s just kinda there


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.79391 del
floris van tricht??? who?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.79392 del
Strange how Merlier has only 3 Tour stages. Compared to someone like Groenewegen who has 6. He should have 10+ or something


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.79393 del
And he has a brother named Braam?? What in the FUCK kind of stupid name is that


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.79394 del
>>79392
well there's 2 reasons
the biggest one is sharing a team with jappe
the second one is that he used to be absolute dogshit at 3 weeks and got his shit kicked in first mountain stage


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.79395 del
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>lean VO2max
Topest kek this is the biggest cope I've ever seen


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.79396 del
>>79395
wtf is lean VO2max


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.79397 del
Two Finns in top 45, very very nice


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.79398 del
>>79396
Probably VO2max if he wasn't a fatass


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.79399 del
>>79397
heh borremans, I remember when he was an upcoming talent before he descended into mywhooshing


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.79400 del
>>79399
Heh still young, just needs more time


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.79401 del
>>79398
how do you even calculate that


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.79402 del
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>>79395
>>79396


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.79403 del
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>>79395
>making up metrics to make yourself seem less pathetic instead of manning up and improving
it's come to this


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.79404 del
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BASED
but they are not going all the up to the alto


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.79405 del
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>>79404
the alto


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.79406 del
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>>79405


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.79407 del
>>79395
Just think, if I weighed 35kg, I would have a 7w/kg ftp


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.79408 del
>>79406
>>79405
looks kino


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.79409 del
>VT1 and VT2 stand for ventilatory threshold 1 and 2 respectively
>Scientifically correlated with lactate thresholds
>VT1 ≈ LT1
>VT2 ≈ LT2
why are """""scientists""""" making up more metrics when we already have more than enough to describe everything
also does that mean this guys ftp is 160 watt
and why did I even bother to look all that up


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.79410 del
>>79405
>>79406
dog bless the ussr


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.79411 del
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me eggs are FRIED


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.79412 del
>>79409
I mean his vo2max is 39
I'm probably one of the weaker guys here and my estimated vo2max is on intervals is 60


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.79413 del
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Axelgaard has no doubts: Carlos Canal will win again.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.79414 del
>>79406
Looking good.
>>79409
Yeah, don't know how this retard health influencer escaped my blocked list until now but he's on it


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.79415 del
>>79413
CCWWA!


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.79416 del
>>79406
Czesi and putting pointy shit on top of every slightly higher hill.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.79417 del
>>79412
I didn't know intervals estimates VO2max


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.79418 del
>>79412
But what's your lean vo2max?


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.79419 del
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>>79409


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.79420 del
Ok I will change me flag so it is not a chink flood.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.79421 del
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>>79418
someone explain to me how to calculate this, do you subtract your bodyfat% or something
if I put myself at kenny ellisonde weight I guess it would be 76

this makes absolutely no sense


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.79422 del
>>79412
Nah my numbers are pathetic currently. VO2 max is 50 according to whoop


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.79423 del
>>79421
normalize mmol/L by kg_LBM rather than kg_total
you DO have up-to-date DEXA scan results, don't you bertman? or do you just not even pretend to care about you are performance


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.79424 del
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>>79423
ofcourse I have a machine in my spare room like all berts do in there spring house


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.79425 del
>>79417
Ah it just takes the one from garmin.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.79426 del
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>>79424
>everybert has a spring house
gigabased
I had been the impression these were only common in the appalachian alps (before general electric invented the in-home refrigerator)


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.79427 del
>>79425
I don't think so I have no up to date values on my garmin
maybe the same calculation


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.79428 del
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>>79427
Ah you're right there is also so quick guess based on 5minute power.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.79429 del
>>79428
makes sense, mine is probably taken from some random ramp test then


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.79430 del
>>79428
>height 177 [9] cm
so this doesn't apply to anyone that posts here THEN


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.79431 del
>>79430
This is precisely my height


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.79432 del
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>>79431
how unfortunate


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.79433 del
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>>79431


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.79434 del
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>>79431
You are a big guy.


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.79435 del
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>>79431


Bert 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:37 [Preview] No.79436 del
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I watched THE CROW (1994). It made no sense at all but damn was it stylish. Pretty cool. The acting was pretty bad, but to shoot someone for real for that also seems a bit harsh


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Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.79438 del
Why isn't picnig postnl in Hainan farming points?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.79439 del
Gaudu is about to retire


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.79440 del
>>79439
S


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.79441 del
chayna. I have vague memories watching it last year.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.79442 del
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gwailo please buy official tour of hainan dolls


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.79443 del
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kek, poor guy has to ride in China after just doing Basque tour.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.79444 del
>>79443
Haha poor guy gets to travel the world with his bike, happy it isn't me haha


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.79445 del
>>79444
he has 38 race days this year already and it's just April.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.79446 del
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yeah, the big UCI point haul continues


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.79447 del
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silva won


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.79448 del
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Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.79449 del
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>Juan AYUSO -LBL -FW


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.79450 del
>>79449
kwab


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.79451 del
>>79449
pecho frio


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.79452 del
>>79449
no refunds


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.79453 del
STRONG to be riding the VERY prestigious Tour of Bosnia (& Herzegovina)


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.79454 del
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>>79453
wow, he gets to compete against Bart BUIJK. what a humiliation ritual.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.79455 del
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Wew berts my first solo paper got published so now I am very close to submitting my thesis with two papers published already, very happy with this progress. The PhD has taken a long ass time already so very glad it's nearing completion.
Celebrated by doing some LT1 work for good measure, just under 35 eggs gathered.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.79456 del
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brother remco interview in gazetta.
remco won't attempt to break the hour record before 2030.
>"Yes, it is no secret that since Oumi and I have been married, since 2022, we have shared the religion. It's something I'm learning day by day, month by month, year by year... and I'm happy about it."


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.79457 del
>>79455
Congrats bert, just before LLMs make us obsolete.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.79458 del
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>>79455
what do you mean took a long ass time
how hard is it to write one prompt?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.79459 del
>>79457
Thanks! yeah let's see what's left of the research career in 10 years with how fast AI is moving. I know I've had immense help from AI this past spring, Claude Code has made my coding so much faster and more efficient.
>>79458
Heh, I started my thesis in early 2021, wasted a couple of years on doing bad research that led nowhere


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.79460 del
>>79456
He's explosive and has a short fuse.
Islam simply makes the most sense for him, Oumi or no Oumi.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.79461 del
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Profile of one of me races is in
>80 km
>1600m elevation
>1km section of 12%
this kills the Bertacek


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.79462 del
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>>79461
>Track distance: 88643 m
>Track ascend: 1331.24 m
>Track descent: 1331.61 m
it's not that dramatic


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.79463 del
>>79462
So attack all out at the big climb and cruise to victory in the downhill? Looks fun


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.79464 del
Quick Step to ride Merida in 2027


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.79465 del
Go damn the new remco interview gives massive cuck vibes


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.79466 del
>>79462
a wise man once just to be said: don't chute.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.79467 del
>>79462
Remember to actually drink your bidens for once and for the live of god eat something more than a protein bar


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.79468 del
>>79461
>>79462
what placement are you aiming for


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.79469 del
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>>79463
>>79466
>>79467
>>79468
The goal is to survive and don't get assassinated, of course
Last year I saw 3 (tree) chutes one of them involved an incoming vehicle in other direction that killed about 20 runners.
Also I started from the last row because I was almost late.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.79470 del
>>79469
I feel the need to goomble on you
>will he finish
>will he finish top 20
>will he finish top 10
>mechanical comicale?
>chute comicale?
>chute brutale?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.79471 del
>>79470
About 500 people starting, my goal is to be in the elite Top 250


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.79472 del
>>79462
inhumanas


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.79473 del
>>79470
putting my money on a massive bonk


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.79474 del
>>79471
>>79473
>cramps brutale after climbing twelve percent climb in z5 at 45 rpm (he did not do low cadence intervals in winter)
willing to take that bet 2bqh


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.79475 del
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>>79474
Balkon Bertacek is 9%-11% for 500 meters, I will be fine


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.79476 del
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>>79455
onnittelut, bert!


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.79477 del
Friend of mine wants to do this. Not sure I can go to Nice that weekend though


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.79478 del
>>79475
I would've bought NO of course


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.79480 del
>>79477
>>79479
Now THAT is a propa race


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.79481 del
Also not sure I want to pull my 80kg ass up 4.8k of elevation either tbqh


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.79482 del
>>79470
I'll take a Puck Moonen safe bet and that would be DNF


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.79483 del
>>79482
Safe bet would be Mechanical DNS
The race is in June so plenty of time for things to go wrong


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.79484 del
>>79483
DNF from a pedal explosion and/or crevaison is easy money


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.79485 del
>>79482
88km and 1.3 D+ is not hard at all. he'll be done before 3h10 minutes


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.79486 del
>>79483
we should do a training camp and get you in shape


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.79487 del
GIGANTIC volta news my dear berts


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.79488 del
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>>79487


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.79489 del
>>79488
portugalbros and stüssibros are not amused however


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.79490 del
>>79488
Soulless, I don't want to see soler stat pad here


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.79491 del
>>79490
Morgado as the leader obviously


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.79492 del
>>79488
beginning of the end


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.79493 del
>>79488
surely theyre sending the gen z team


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.79494 del
>>79488
La Grandissima is meant to be covered by RTP and only RTP, Eurosport can fuck off. It's not a Volta without music and dancing.
Nationwide route sounds good however.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.79495 del
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>>79488
This is not good at all.
Leave my portugau be.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.79496 del
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going short/short with a massive headwind and 11C was a mistake


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.79497 del
>>79496
>not keeping your base layer until June to be prepared for the inevitable 35+ riding in summer
Rookie mistake


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.79498 del
>>79497
I rode in summer bibs yesterday and nearly kraaked after merely 90'
33% heat adaption was never going to be enough for the first 40° day


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.79499 del
>>79488
soulless


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.79500 del
>>79487
>>79488
attention paying at an all time low in this general


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.79501 del
>>79500
I stole your (you)s sorry


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.79502 del
Sam BENNET is doing fleche brabanconne for some reason


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.79503 del
Had a kebab from a still quite fresh new kebab spot which originates from Wrocław it is supposedly godly.
Took a gemuse one with hot saus, it wasn't godly, but it was way way better than the vile powerball meat ones some darkies sell.
Won't be a staple, but if I ever feel like it there is an option for a good kebab.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.79504 del
>>79374
Wtf, so the paint scheme is what makes it so pricey?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.79505 del
>>79503
Please tell me its not run by nonwhites. At least in my mind Poland must remain a bastion of whiteness


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.79507 del
>>79506
no mondriaan paintscheme, not interested


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.79508 del
>>79505
It is Polish owned and staffed but based Poland was always just a meme, we were not based, we were an afterthought for the darkies who went to the rich places.
The flood with 3rd worlders is well under way and all the politicians are doubling down it, couldn't see a darker person for months 10 years ago, can't ride through town without seeing multiples now.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.79509 del
>>79506
How many dollaridoos?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.79511 del
>>79507
Bert, I respectfully have to disagree.

That bike is fu**ing beautiful.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.79512 del
>>79508
This is what it must have felt like to be a native american a couple hundred years ago. We know we are doomed so we just distract ourselves with le Buffalo racing


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.79513 del
>>79510
It's a nice frame, with a less expensive groupset and some chinese wheels the price would be ok too


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.79514 del
>>79511
It does look pretty nice, but I prefer the other two over the purple one


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.79515 del
reishbros...it's looking grim


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.79516 del
>>79512
Don't feel like that yet, I think our general unruliness - which drives me up the wall because these assholes will push every little rule out of pure laziness or spite if the consequences for breaking it are not immediate - will make true anarchotyranny hard to establish, we will outanarchy the tyrants, but the same playbook is being out into place.
I think now sudacas are the worst, clearly barely human, nothing happening behind their eyes but basic instinct, blasting their retarded reggaeton, you are almost sure every one of them has a knife.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.79517 del
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Time for a ride
They say it's 16 degrees but it looks like 5 and people are wearing winter clothes


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.79518 del
would you drive a shimano-blue skoda?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.79519 del
Romeo strong


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.79520 del
cam on bald the stone


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.79521 del
>>79506
would ride


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.79522 del
>>79519

He is one impressive unit.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.79523 del
that cortizo factory makes aluminum and PVC products. the more you know.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.79524 del
legal hand postion?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.79525 del
impressive performance by romo.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.79526 del
not a bad


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.79527 del
Ok my GOSZCZURNY is already washed.
Can't wait for the next Polish hope.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.79528 del
>>79527
Wanted to say Van der Tuuk, but he arrived in group Reis today


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.79529 del
>>79528
the tuuks are massive nepo babies


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.79530 del
>>79517
was also like 16 degrees here and everyone's in long clothes meanwhile I'm hot in summer clothes
because of big dick watts yeah buddeeeeeeh


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.79531 del
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for me some post work hills


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.79532 del
any news on the cosnefroy fraud status?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.79533 del
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>>79530
>>79531
Yes, well


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.79534 del
turns out we're not the only ones out there riding this fine evening, the AMERICAN GRAVEL PRO PELOTON is also going at it this very moment
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IntjI86oNMg [Embed]


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.79535 del
>>79534
our foremost dendrologists are SURELY preparing field reports at this very moment


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.79536 del
>>79535
burgerberts ought to be on course for real to be honest


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.79537 del
>>79534
>look at the names
>eddy le huitouze
the FDJ kid is also a gravel fraud now
also
>michael woods
I thought he retired because of safety


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.79538 del
>>79537
nothing safer than grabble "racing" init


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.79539 del
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I hate the US cattlefication like you wouldn't believe


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.79540 del
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>The Shimano™ breakaways has 2 minutes advantage over the Peloton (brought to you by SRAM™) and are quickly approaching the climbing section (brought to you by Soudal™).
>Climbing section (brought to you by Soudal™) is where the road goes uphill


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.79541 del
>Not Jorgen Nordhagen, but Alessandro Pinarello is the new leader after the third stage of O Gran Camiño. After the finish, the young Norwegian from Visma | Lease a Bike was allowed onto the podium to receive the yellow leader's jersey, but that decision was reversed by the organizers almost two hours later.

>About an hour and a half later, the organizers posted on X that they had reviewed the times of both riders once again. “The narrow differences led to a thorough revision of the times of both riders and the bonuses earned during the stage, resulting in Alessandro Pinarello as the leader. The NSN rider, in the yellow jersey tomorrow,” the statement reads.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.79542 del
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>>79539
>>79540
>the lead group is now approaching the Skoda™ corner, Simply Clever™


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:56 [Preview] No.79543 del
who are we rooting for


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.79544 del
>>79543
I don't know any of these people but definitely not the norge


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.79545 del
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Top kek it's just 3 european pro conti shitters against the greatest american ridders
>>79543
PELLAUD


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.79546 del
>>79544
magnus bak klaris I remember from random PCS results
Stensby too, I don't even think he was that bad on the road


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.79547 del
why isn't Bardet here anyway, do gravel frauds really have the luxury to skip races?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:03 [Preview] No.79548 del
>>79546
checked him out, probably from the tour of denmark where he was in a break and got 6th once


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.79549 del
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>Bertacek with career best 10 minute power by 10 watts and not a single (You)
There WILL be consequences


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.79550 del
>>79549
keep going up


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.79551 del
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Who the fuck rides with speakers. This is zoomer behavior


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.79552 del
>>79533
>9:59
that ain't 10 minutes


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.79553 del
>>79539
cabeza de carera means head of the race - brought to you by Spanish bert


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.79554 del
>>79549
I got distracted by the gravel posting


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.79555 del
cameraman on the single track
nice


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.79556 del
>>79531
do you ride cobbles also or is it all paved?

>>79533
Schönes Radfahren!


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.79557 del
>>79533
91kg?


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.79558 del
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>>79551
socks really make that much of a difference.. that looks horrendous


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.79559 del
>>79556
I do cobbled climbs sometimes but not often because stuff like the koppenberg, paterberg is just not fun to ride. Kwaremont is alright.
Flat cobbles I avoid unless I'm doing some social rides, it is torture on the bike and wheels and unlike WT pros I don't have a car with free 1000 euro wheels following me.


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.79560 del
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Now that's much better

>>79557
Yes


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.79561 del
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Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.79562 del
>>79535
I raced there a few years ago, pretty fun


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.79563 del
>Bert (zonder foto) doesn't mince words
>Sepp KUSS beste man een koers


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.79564 del
damn, the guy in red seemed way stronger, just look a wrong line at the end


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.79565 del
>>79532
kinda funny that he left Decathlon right as they turned a page; I'm sure UAE offered a boatload but still a weird transfer after such a long career with them


Bert 04/16/2026 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.79566 del
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First really hot day of the year. A few laps thru CP. My form is terrible but eh, just riding is a joy these days.

Really enjoying the summer fashions on display. The biker shorts are even shorter and tighter than last summer.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.79567 del
>>79549
the egg to (You)s exchange ratio is at historic lows in these trying economic situations


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.79568 del
>>79549
>>79533
Looks good bert. Think you could do 300W for 30min? Or do you have good enough hills for that kind of effort?
And for what it's worth I don't usually get many (you)s for my rides either, but that's what you pay the coach for, commenting is mandatory for him


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.79569 del
>>79568
your pas normal egg scores are hard to relate to my dear Bërtt


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.79570 del
>>79569
Well it never gets easier though does it, you just produce more power


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.79571 del
>>79569
Just do 400W for an hour, it is just that easy


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.79573 del
>>79561
the strongest man doesn’t always win that’s the beauty of the sport really


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.79574 del
where's the last years winner and last years second place kwab? they should be forced to do Pfeil von Brabant.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.79575 del
>>79572
They could have crammed in more + <sponser> there.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.79576 del
>>79566
>28 average
not looking forward to these days to be honest (to be honest)

>>79568
would have to be on the raper
last week I did 23m30s @ 310w at the Innsbruck KOM, but IRL 10 minute is the longest "climb" I have in near vicinity


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.79577 del
>>79575
a big LIDL with the kurwa eagle tucked into a corner, yes


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.79578 del
>>79576
Yeah I'm thinking 310W for 30min should be possible on a good day. Good job bert, nice progress.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.79579 del
>Bálint Makrai was caught during an out-of-competition control on March 30, 2026. The 19-year-old neo-pro from the Hungarian-Italian ProTeam MBH Bank CSB ​​Telecom Fort has been informed of his positive doping test by the International Testing Agency (ITA). It concerns an Adverse Analytical Finding (AAF) for the substance metandienone metabolite.

That team will get disbanded within 2 years.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.79580 del
EVERTSEN-HEGREBERG goes solo


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.79581 del
FERNANDEZ and FERNANDEZ at the cabeza in Galicia


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.79582 del
imagine BAM Diesel wins Brabantse


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.79583 del
i assume we all have the same team yes


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.79584 del
>>79583
most goomblers are not very creative "people" so that seems likely


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.79585 del
>>79583
I don't like this Gilmore fella so I went with Berckmouse


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.79586 del
>>79583
yea it was hand crafted by someone else for all of us


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.79587 del
>>79583
The person who's first in our league have both wellens and Vermeersch. Cosnefroy in pre race interview when speaking about Vermeersch said he was in "pre-vacation" laughing.

Wellens in pre race interview said he would have liked to have two more weeks and they legs weren't there.

Does this bert knows things and those people are one again bullshitting us.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.79588 del
>>79583
skimming through the teams there is a disagreement which UAE rider to pick between cosneking-vermeersch and the return of timke. so Grégoire-Schmid-Del Grosso is the most picked trio.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.79589 del
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>>79587
Yes, or: nobody knows anything including the runners who are borderline retarded anyway and it is all pure luck


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.79590 del
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I'm afraid that remco or pogi pickers will get 0 points today


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.79591 del
Big happenings in Galicia


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.79592 del
yes, Anton SCHIFFER, the next Hessmann at Visma


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.79593 del
CANAL lachee


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.79594 del
so thinking about the volta thing again. consider this: UAE sends Julius Bert and Bahrain sends Eulalio.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.79595 del
that schiffer guy was some jobber at bike aids.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.79596 del
fraud bennet with almost illegal supertuck, just sits on the tip of the saddle


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.79597 del
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>Alto de Cabeza


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.79598 del
speegoshczurny laché


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.79599 del
inhumana


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.79600 del
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Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.79601 del
fraud status on the next Vingegaard?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.79602 del
the canal shown


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.79603 del
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Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.79604 del
pinarello is still young, but will he do the Giro?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.79605 del
CANAL everywhere


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.79607 del
Axelturd actually believed in nerdhagen, he's such a visma dog


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.79608 del
>>79606
lol
# Pick the combo number in args to get a formatted printout with same teams.
num = 6
df_sameteam = get_rider_df(num, columns, df)
print(">"+str(num)+"==\n")
for i, row in df_sameteam.iterrows():
if i > 1:
print(i, ' '.join(list(row)))
for j in range(len(users_riders_list)):
el = users_riders_list[j]
if set([st.lower() for st in row]).issubset([st.lower() for st in el]):
print('>'+el[1])
print('\n')

else:
pass


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.79609 del
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33 Romain Grégoire
29 Mauro Schmid
27 Tibor Del Grosso
21 Benoît Cosnefroy
12 Alex Baudin
11 Tim Wellens
10 Brady Gilmore
9 Florian Vermeersch
8 Jenno Berckmoes
8 Quinten Hermans
7 Edoardo Zambanini
7 Clément Venturini
3 Valentin Madouas
2 Toon Aerts
1 Filippo Baroncini
1 LUKE LAMPERTI
1 Bryan Coquard
1 Sandy Dujardin
1 Maximilian Schachmann
1 Milan Menten
1 Mikkel Frølich Honoré
1 Senna Remijn
1 Lukas Nerurkar
1 Andreas Leknessund
1 Fredrik Dversnes


>6=

2 Romain Grégoire Mauro Schmid Tibor Del Grosso Benoît Cosnefroy Alex Baudin Brady Gilmore
>Patje's Angels
>ReversePedalers


2 Romain Grégoire Mauro Schmid Tibor Del Grosso Benoît Cosnefroy Alex Baudin Quinten Hermans
>Quinde
>The Dumbest Team


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.79610 del
>>79606
Velobert's codebase leaked to the public? What will this mean for /cyc/ stockprices.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.79611 del
>>79608
These are sekrits, delet!
I did post that like 5 times already, don't know how does it get selected anyway.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.79612 del
>>79609
wasn't aware that it was even possible to spend all 100 velocoins. I don't even see why, with barely any big hitters and the bargain bin filled to the brim.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.79613 del
I expected kurwabert to use sql and not a programming language


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.79614 del
Nordhagen resoundingly beaten by Yates (forma anciano). I think it's safe to say this fraud will never win anything of note.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.79615 del
artem nych 14th, a top 10 still possible for voltachads


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.79616 del
yatesi with the tramadol stare


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.79617 del
>>79613
I don't have the database set yet, and it would be a pain in the butt to query this.
Using snek and dataframes for what they were supposed to be used.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.79618 del
>>79615
yes, but shocking result by DEL PINOT


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.79619 del
so let's check who's even racing dubs this year.
>squillaume
>ricitello
well, grim. for whatever reason visma did the dubs races last year with t-rex doing some nice efforts. but non-french wt teams seem to stay away from coupe de france races.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.79620 del
ineos should be forced to participate in the coupe de france races with their squeakers and total energies as sponsor


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.79621 del
>>79619
Most of the races are 1.1 so it's not like they can be filled with WT teams.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.79622 del
WELLENS goes solo


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.79623 del
bert heh


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.79624 del
>Leo Bussyo
unfortunate


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.79625 del
squillaume to intelligent for this race


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.79626 del
*too
the Irishman pas normal


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.79627 del
Can WADA finally do somthing about Byron MUNTON?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.79628 del
JeGOAT not suspended anymore


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.79629 del
cam on Decathlons score some Coupe points


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.79630 del
haha dopathlon je gaat


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.79631 del
dopathlon humbled


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.79632 del
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Total DECATHLON humiliation


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.79633 del
first pro career victory for jegat


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.79634 del
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Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.79635 del
>>79634
Martin is so washed, wonder if he'll blame it on his heavy bike computer this time


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.79636 del
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>>79609
>using 100 points


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.79637 del
only 1 chessman believer


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.79638 del
honoré dishonored


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.79639 del
penor partition


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.79640 del
Waar king?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.79641 del
horrible positioning by timke
but who chuted? 14 is non other that .docx


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.79642 del
GREG
GREG
GREG


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.79643 del
yeowch he looked in pain


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.79644 del
My commentator said that on their internal Eurosport commentators group there was one FEMALE commentator who made a big fuss on how the French and Dutch names of the Pfeil should be pronounced.
Who could that be.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.79645 del
>>79644
>if it's south of brussels, then you should use the French name
it's that easy.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.79646 del
SCHMIDbros..


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.79647 del
>>79646
back to vegas


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.79648 del
everybody getting some motopace now


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.79649 del
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this is the flag of Brabant btw.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.79650 del
>>79644
Who could be now (who could it be now)


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.79651 del
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>Wellens Tim (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) not in peloton.
waar??


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.79652 del
>>79651
strategical chute by alpecin. this was in the .docx file.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.79653 del
>>79652
So this happens if you don't pay the Herentals invoice...


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.79654 del
>>79652
for a cx'er that guy does crash a lot


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.79655 del
Toon Aerts = DOPAGE


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.79656 del
forgot that schmid is a pelotonlet and always rides in the back. but in a race like this, you need to be at the front at the decisive moments.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.79657 del
>>79655
>starts pulling
>G1 gains 5 seconds
toonbros


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.79658 del
>>79656
that guy is insane, it's crazy to me how he actually wins
look he's moving up now, how much energy does he waste


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.79659 del
holy motopacing, Uno x dude is right


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.79660 del
Lel that NSN shitter was on the wheel of the moto, Uno-X guy complained, moto went forward and immediately the pace went down


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.79661 del
Who in the fuck is Milan LANHOVE


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.79662 del
gregoire easy
cosnefroy less easy


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.79663 del
Lanhove pas normal


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.79664 del
REMIJN looking strong


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.79665 del
the 76th placed rider in RVV suddenly at the front hmmm


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.79666 del
Oh yeah let's go and slurp, that is always a great idea


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.79667 del
that lanhove dude will keep them away and sacrifice his chances


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.79668 del
>>79667
not a bad tactic from him he needs the TV time


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.79669 del
>>79665
he's a local boy, this is a contract race for these guys


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.79670 del
Who in the fuck is Joris DELBOVE


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.79671 del
>>79668
>remember me FDJ and alpecin, my team doesn't exist next year


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.79672 del
>>79670
French NC CX, please pay attention


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.79673 del
Hehe now that is a parcheggio


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.79674 del
>>79670
>doesn't know the tour de langkawi winner
KWAB


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.79675 del
Let the whole peleton bridge the gap on at a time. Gregoire still wins.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.79676 del
Who the fuck is that EF guy riding for, they don't even have a sprinter


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.79677 del
>>79676
Baudin is riding for himself I guess


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.79678 del
lmao the moto


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.79679 del
>>79677
Just ride on the front and drop everyone? That's an interesting plan


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.79680 del
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>>79676
>slurp enjoyer mad that the chasers don't give up


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.79681 del
can that moto be any closer jesus christ
for both groups even


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.79682 del
Yeah this is just MotoGP


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.79683 del
EF is riding for nerurkar probably if I had to guess


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.79684 del
allez mauro


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.79685 del
discount allah goes solo


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.79686 del
Burgerdough.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.79687 del
Fucking hell


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.79688 del
foldager wins


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.79689 del
wollt ihr den totalen energies?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.79690 del
what the fuck


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.79691 del
Foleha?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.79692 del
what the hell


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.79693 del
not skellmose wins


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.79694 del
that was so chaotic lmao


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.79695 del
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>Different Foldager


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.79696 del
Carja rural with the Arkea strat. They have like 5 in top15


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.79697 del
we all feel a litte bit stupid


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.79698 del
>8 Quinten Hermans
I kneel.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.79699 del
So that was fucking Prades again lol. And Hermans out of fucking nowhere.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.79700 del
let's see it as this. Schmid gives us all support points.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.79701 del
cool fort


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.79702 del
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Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.79703 del
I guess someone having cosneking-gregoire-gilmore in their team wins


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.79704 del
oh wait, there are 8 hermans pickers and 1 dversnes picker


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.79705 del
>>79703
I have Benoit-Greg-Dversnes


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.79706 del
Irish guy with the early lead after top 10.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.79707 del
So I missed today but JEGAT is back. I guess the SEIXAS gang will be the renewal of french cycling


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.79708 del
Foldager was shit last year I thought he was canceled as up and coming talent.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.79709 del
>REMIJN 14th
Secret pick not too bad


9 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.79710 del
why did I take Cockhard...


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.79711 del
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I will make up 66 points to Patjebert.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.79712 del
>>79710
I told you it was ridiculous


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.79713 del
Points are in already.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.79714 del
Optakt Enjoyer doing real good in /cyc/ league. Time to acknowledge Axelgaard's genius.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.79715 del
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>fix disc rubbing (good to territory) when bike upside down
>100% quiet
>turn it over
>rubs again
ENOUGH


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.79716 del
>>79711
optak enjoyer is my new rival


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.79717 del
>>79716
If I will keep making up 100 points in superclasico and then lose 1500 in a stage race then I will be racing Brtek.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.79718 del
>>79715
WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF YOU BRAKED ON THE RIMS
don't mind me, while you're trying to fix your rubbing I'm going for a ride in beautiful 20° sunny weather hah later disc-sukkka


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.79719 del
>>79717
don't forget when your most expensive GT riders chutes week 1 and you bleed 100 points every stage till you're 2000 points behind at the end
speaking from experience


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.79720 del
>>79716
No that is still me. I KNOW you are scared


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.79721 del
Ok I give up doing it upside down
Im gonna put it on a bike stand and fix there


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.79722 del
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how does he do it


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.79723 del
>>79721
you do know the squeeze trick right?
just do it like 5 times in a row


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.79724 del
>>79722
those climbs must be juuust the right level of difficulty for him, plus being .Pro he doesn't have to contend with the big guns


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.79725 del
>>79723
i do and it doesnt work


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.79726 del
>>79725
do you do it really really slow? I've done it on a lot of bikes and it's always worked eventually, both upside down and upright


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.79727 del
>>79726
the rotor is very very slightly bent, that is the reason, without it, it would work
time to buy a new rotor (or spend hours trying to true this one only to fail)


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.79728 del
>>79727
time to buy the park tool tool


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.79729 del
>there's only 2 people riding the amstel from last year's top 15
jesus christ where have all the riders gone


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.79730 del
>>79729
injured, sick, could not be bothered, or fraudulent


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.79731 del
>>79727
takes half an hours to trve it with a wrench m80


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.79732 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRPIBMbwLeg [Embed]

Yeah zero chance I wouldn't make things worse


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.79733 del
>>79729
>Skjelmose, Evenepoel, Schmid, Gregoire
unless PCS startlist is wrong I count 4


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.79734 del
>>79732
your probably already Good to Go™


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.79735 del
>new rotor 40€
>rotor tool 30€
peculiar


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.79736 del
>buy tool for 30
>wreck rotor
>buy rotor for 40 anyway
yes


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.79737 del
>>79735
>wrench: free
overthinking it again chief


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.79739 del
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GC. >>79738


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.79740 del
>>79735
>new rotor 40€
>new and superior bike 3000€
puts it into perspective dunnit


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.79741 del
>>79736
>buy new wheel with rotors included


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.79742 del
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>>79741
>bike is dirty
>buy new bike


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.79743 del
>2h mtb ride to come back home
>Buy some fresh aspergus to some old dude on the side of the road
Life is good bert


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.79744 del
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was looking at some giro stages for this year
some special ones in there
>random 6.5km at 9%+ in the middle of the sprinter stage


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.79745 del
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Easy


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.79746 del
>>79745
>no Cosnefroy
LAME


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.79747 del
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>>79746
You know what, you're right


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.79748 del
hirschi 22 heh


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.79749 del
picking Frits BIESTERBOS


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.79750 del
ben healy out for the ardennes
>Out with fractured sacrum (Crash during recon of Itzulia Basque Country time trial)
what, that was the first stage


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.79751 del
>>79750
dude rode multiple breakaways with a broken spine kek
well roglic also rode half a tdf with that I guess


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.79752 del
>>79750
That's fucked, I knew that crash fucked him considering the time he did. But doing the entire race after that, going in breaks and all is insane


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.79753 del
>>79750
Hope he comes back for the tour


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.79754 del
>“Stevie Williams is still undergoing intensive rehabilitation for a thigh tendon condition,” writes the WorldTeam, which was Israel-Premier Tech last year, in a social media update. “With the plan to return to full training within the next four to six weeks.”

>Like the 29-year-old Williams, his 23-year-old teammate Blackmore is also absent. Although the team had placed him on provisional start lists, this was against better judgment. “Joe will undergo further consultations with specialists in the United Kingdom and Belgium. This is to investigate persistent knee pain during training, which has kept him sidelined so far this year,” the team stated.

fucking hell did they hire the previous ag2r dude as physio


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.79755 del
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just tested the van ryzel helmets (aero/non-aero) at my local decathlon and you they don't even have a sunglasses reservoir and instead you have to stretch out the side pieces like crazy and even then they fall out as soon as you tilt your head down too much
this has to be some elaborate joke


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.79756 del
>>79755
Yeah, crazy design


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.79757 del
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ride planned for tomorrow, now lets see if the weakmind wins and I will abort after 100km


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.79758 del
>>79757
yep, I'm thinking it's kino


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.79759 del
>>79757
dog bless you


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.79760 del
>>79757
good luck, have fun


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.79761 del
>>79757
nah you're doing the whole thing or I'll be forced to take you out I'm sorry that's just how it is these days


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.79762 del
>>79757
Hard time guessing the climbs. Going further into wienerwalds?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.79763 del
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>>79762
its inspired by one of your route suggestions. first to tulln along the danube, then through Irenental to Pressbaum, then the loop down south and back through Hochstraß, Pressbaum, Purkersdorf, Riederberg down, Tulbingerkogel, Exelberg down, Goldenesbründl, Donau back to Vienna. at least thats the plan


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.79764 del
>>79763
Cool one!


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.79765 del
>>79763
Vienna-> Pozsony -> Gabcikovo -> Nagymaros -> Visegrad when?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.79766 del
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>>79765
you are giving me ideas. could be nice 2-day grabbel weekend


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.79767 del
I remember a Polish dude making a great IWO. He pedaled from Warsaw to Florence and back, through Austria, Hungary and Northern Hungary. Perhaps Clobenia I don't remember that well. It was a two week vacation I think.


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.79768 del
>>79766
The Visegrad route is 250 km and 300m elevation (250m visegrad itself)


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.79769 del
>>79768
via eurovelo 6?


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.79770 del
>>79769
https://mapy.com/s/lavocorevu
>it even shows your potholes now
we live in 21st century


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.79771 del
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found this cursed squeaker


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.79772 del
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>>79771


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.79773 del
>>79771
what do I save that as


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.79774 del
>>79773
SQUEE block dot tiff


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.79775 del
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>>79773


Bert 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.79776 del
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Word on the street is that schnitzel ride is on the menu tomorrow (today)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.79777 del
>>79776
Nice! For me, it's low fibre carb loading for tomorrow's season opening race.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.79778 del
>Prudhomme a estimé qu'il y avait « 90 % » de chances de voir Seixas sur la Grande Boucle, et expliqué qu'il attendait « avec délectation les prochaines semaines, et sa décision à lui, de son équipe ou de sa famille ». « Jusqu'au mois de février, avant qu'il ne gagne en Ardèche, je disais : S'il ne vient pas, on ne lui en voudra pas. Mais à ce moment, mon regard a changé. Ce qu'il a fait au Tour du Pays basque en gagnant trois étapes, en écrasant ses adversaires, en étant le meilleur en montée et en descente... Donc là, je dis simplement que s'il vient, je ne lui en voudrais pas non plus », a-t-il avoué
The hype is sureal. His next contract is going to be higher than pog's


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.79779 del
Yeah, I've had it with the burger doing the podcast with Bruyneel.
>yea so this guy tobayas johan andersen, i mean tobayas johansen.. him and andreas are twins?
>yeah das crayzeee
>paul seixas, am i saying it right johan? sexass yeah, das WILD


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.79780 del
>>79779
The truth is nobody can compare with the bert collective autistic mind, so every podcast will sound dull


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.79781 del
>>79780
He "haven't heard about this rider Julius Johansen before".
For me? That was it.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.79782 del
whole article on sporza about farming UCI points in Hainan
they barely have one guy in top 15 GC and their sprinter is a massive fraud


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.79783 del
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Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.79784 del
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Which bike part do I adjoost with this.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.79785 del
>>79784
vax scooper


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.79786 del
>>79785
An akshual use case. You can also clearly see I am unvaxxed.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.79787 del
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>>79786
just eat the beans and shut up nerd


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.79788 del
>>79787
Park Tool TB-1? (Thos Beansh of course)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.79789 del
>>79787
dis nigga eating beans! 🤣🤣🤣


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.79790 del
>>79782
Who is they


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.79791 del
>Tom Pidcock will not start the Amstel Gold Race. The Briton from Q36.5 has chosen instead to return to racing in the Tour of the Alps. This was announced by the race organizers themselves.
so he's gonna do LBL a day after tour of the alps? sounds like a disaster


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.79792 del
>>79791
assuming he will drop out 1-2 stages before the finish


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.79793 del
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Inspired by bertaczeck, decided to test my 10m. Lovely weather today, average 25 degree


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.79794 del
>>79793
nice


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.79795 del
>>79793
now 300w++ FTP is the new normal for berts huh


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.79796 del
>>79791
Some runners have had good results doing LBL after Tour of the Alps. Like Ciccone last year or Bardet in 2024. But then again, they were not recovering from a crash


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.79797 del
only ridden about 750km since september last year
injurybros... when will we redeem ourselves


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.79798 del
>>79797
What injury are we talkinga bout?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.79799 del
>>79798
I got clipped last year by a car on my rear wheel whilst going downhill, broke my ankle, concussion, and two cracked (but not broken, idk what the right word is) ribs


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.79800 del
>>79799
Rough, hope you'll be fine by summer


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.79801 del
>>79799
fuck cagers


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.79802 del
>>79799
My greatest fear. Drivers who hit cyclists should have cars seized and legal action.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.79803 del
Hmmm, /turn left/ is on


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.79804 del
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Absolute INSANE quote. The dude has 3 children, and is worth 600 MILLIONS.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.79805 del
>>79804
doesn't he do this almost every year


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.79806 del
>>79804
And those three kids never want to work or have their kids work or have their kids' kids work.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.79807 del
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Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.79808 del
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>>79804
>okay boomer, nice race
>don't burn through all OUR money!
the absolutismo fuck?!


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.79809 del
>>79806
>thinking nepo babies thing further than themselves
lol, those grandkids could starve for all they care, it's all about immediate gratification


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.79810 del
>>79807
How is the HR responding to 1L of beer and that big meal?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.79811 del
To be honest, I get a little irritated with my dad because he keeps buying these big sailboats (always new), keeps them for a few years while absolutely blowing thru money maintaining them, and then sells at a huge loss. If he had just bought a lake house or something, our family would have a nice vacation home to share together and keep for the future.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.79812 del
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>>79807
very nice classic
>fried chicken
I'll let slide
for you


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.79813 del
>>79810
>1L
looks like a Halbe to me, basically nothing


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.79814 del
>>79810
generally increases by about 10 afterwards


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.79815 del
>>79814
GREAT flag


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.79816 del
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So anyway, I had a week off and then had to drive one day with a mentor to see if you're not fucked up or something. Apparently some people have troubles or nightmares after an accident, but I guess I am a cold hearted bastard because I didn't feel shit. So I am BACK


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.79817 del
>>79816
Autism will do that for you


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.79818 del
>>79815
>t. Peerapol Bertchiangkwang


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.79819 del
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jr racing is so wild


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.79820 del
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I don't think Carlos Canal will win today


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.79821 del
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>>79816
Based and stonecoldpilled.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.79822 del
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.79823 del
We live in the Jura Mountains


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.79824 del
>Jose BEAN
I hope one day this woman is run over by an autistic trein


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.79825 del
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>>79824
Try to find novo19 streams, shouldn't be too hard


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.79826 del
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Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.79827 del
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>>79816
Oh, now I have an inkling what that deleted post that I missed might have been about.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.79828 del
>>79826
I can't imagine this shit makes much money


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.79829 del
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why do some nations accept the absolute dogshit jerseys UAE gives them? thinking of almeida


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.79830 del
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>>79829
look at these 3 chumps


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.79831 del
Tour du Jura being a surprisingly nice watch. Didnt expect that


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.79832 del
Maybe i forgot what races look like when top tiders arent doped to the gills


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.79833 del
>>79831
Coupe de france races are always nice


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.79834 del
Attaque proddoped


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.79835 del
what is totalenergies doing, pretty sure vercher is the superior rider in front
why pull in the peleton


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.79836 del
>>79835
Affiliation with Ineos. They must always pull now.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.79837 del
>>79836
a lot of hope in jegoat I guess


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.79838 del
>>79827
Yeah sorry I suddenly got a case of the paranoias


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.79839 del
>Sergio Henao is in this race
now I've seen it all


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.79840 del
Wait Sergio Henao is still riding?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.79841 del
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Not suspicious at all


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.79842 del
allright squillaume bayonet bros the times has come
time to go nuclear


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.79843 del
totalenergies disasterclass


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.79844 del
nice climbing from Bisiaux


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.79845 del
>>79844
Too bad his fate is decided as eternal slave for Seixas I


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.79846 del
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The sound from right pedal is back
My "fix" didn't even last 14 days

Last two weeks I have been talking with Assioma with play in me right pedal, the ticket has finally escalated from l1/l2 to """"technician"""". My goal is they offer me a discount on the new version of assiomas.
If they tell me to go fuck myself, I will probably invest in those power2max (Presented by Malawi Bert)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.79847 del
>>79845
>trusted lieutenant to france greatest cyclist
There are worst fate than that


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.79848 del
>>79846
you have to be hearing the SQUEAK in your dreams by now


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.79849 del
Dan Dickman wins LBL U23


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.79850 del
>>79848
you have NO idea


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.79851 del
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I done it berts (zonder climbing) but at least the average speed is decent


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.79852 del
>>79851
fucking hell, big eggs


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.79853 del
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>>79851
Deserves at least TWO wienerschnitzels (forma hahnchen)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.79854 del
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>>79852
good egg haul!


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.79855 del
>>79846
This has been going on for literal years. Buy some new fucking pedals


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.79856 del
>>79851
BIG ride


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.79857 del
>>79851
Gut. I don't know what my longest ride is but probably not above 5h. I really should get going someday, there are some amazing roads to do here if I go for 150km +


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.79858 del
>>79857
mine is only 168km
I've thought about doing RVV but keep postponing


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.79859 del
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>berts are scoring 200 km, eating schnitzels, scoring 10 minute PRs >>79793
living large


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.79860 del
>>79859
and burgerbert is racing today, good day for ciclismo


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.79861 del
>>79851
NICE work


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.79862 del
weather was too nice to stay home.
let's see what I missed:
>Der Angriff Steiners in Bosnien ist erfolgt
dude is 25 already. I thought pogiteam was for juniors.
>Dan Dickman next Dutch GC hope
he probably needs to learn from Dumoulin at some point in his career
>dopathlon revenge against jegat
>some volta legends left in cabeza at gran camino


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.79863 del
Daan Dijkgod or as we call him the new Zoetemelk (Editor's note: nobody actually calls him that)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.79864 del
>>79851
>220km
very nice. that's more than you had in your planned map.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.79865 del
>>79860
Is this burgerbert or bertele. Or both. Because bertele is racing tomorrow.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.79866 del
>>79865
I also thought burgerbert was also racing this week


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.79867 del
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>>79864
yes but 1900 vertical meters less


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.79868 del
>>79851
Jesus


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.79869 del
via crucis hype


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.79870 del
>rider is on shimano
camera zooms to show the group set
>rider is on sram
wait until he has a mechanical and then zoom in


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.79871 del
>>79870
>rider is on campagnolo
camera zooms in on some random fred with too much money


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.79872 del
>>79871
cofidis doesn't too bad this season on campy. but on the other hand they raced last season on campy and lost the world tour spot.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.79873 del
here we go


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.79874 del
team burger pas normal


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.79875 del
>>79859
>>79860
Life is good


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.79876 del
How did RHEISH survive the previous alto?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.79877 del
reminder that axelgaard favored fraud bennett for today


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.79878 del
I can't tell if yatesi at the front is good sign for the Giro or not being able to drop nordhagen is a bad sign.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.79879 del
>>79878
not being able to drop romeo is a bad sign


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.79880 del
where the FUCK was ROMEO yesterday


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.79881 del
>>79878
His giro odds are even below GALL


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.79882 del
meme road


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.79883 del
cam on pinarello


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.79884 del
GRANDE


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.79885 del
adam yates doesn't give a fuck lmao
free jobber GC for him


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.79886 del
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Abdullah is a fraud


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.79887 del
>>79881
picking Gall is a big risk. he always finds a way to disappoint.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.79888 del
>>79881
he's a domestique for almeida anyway, shouldn't have any odds


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.79889 del
8 Pena
10 jesus del pinot
13 fraud bennet
14 Nych
18 chumil


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.79890 del
PINARELLO is going to be an All Rounder now.
Guess everyone will have Dżiulio, but PINARELLO will go to the wild card spot.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.79891 del
>>79890
now let's wait for the tour of the alps first. I need to know if storer gets the curse again.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.79892 del
Let it be known I already picked Pinarello when he was a secret pick (and he did nothing)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.79893 del
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there is a Polish snooker player?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.79894 del
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visma merda


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.79895 del
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Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.79896 del
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>>79892
a vintage from 2023 velogames


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.79897 del
>>79867
Did you just to linz and then back by train?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.79898 del
>>79897
all the talk from bertacek about the eurovelo made me go close to Melk and back again, so the avg speed is wind neutral


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.79899 del
>>79894
I have no idea who dis.
But I also haven't watched snooker since forever.
Guess the bong kulturkampf via relentless broadcast of their """sport""" has taken hold.
Guess this kid is young, no one named their child Antoni for 50 years and now the name is back.
There is also supposedly a new Polish Messi coming up the ranks but I think there were already like 5 of them.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.79900 del
>>79898
How is the way to Melk, is it full bikepath? Might convince the GF to go there someday


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.79901 del
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>>79900
full bikepath, quiet, good asphalt, but boring tbh. only after Krems it gets interesting (probably one of the most beautiful regions in Austria, see picrel)


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.79902 del
>>79901
Nice


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.79903 del
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>>79901
I don't like Kremser senf


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.79904 del
>>79816
hell yeah recharged your batteries and right back into the bloodbath


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.79905 del
>>79851
based I knew you would do it


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.79906 del
>>79851
Very cool bert! Good speed/power ratio there.
>>79793
Also very cool, nice power PR. 10min is imo kind of a nice time for power, not too short so that the lactate isn't crazy from the start, and still short enough that the suffering is pretty short-lived.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.79907 del
>>79906
Yeah, wanted to do full climb so 15minutes but at 5 I felt it was going to be long so I just went all in on 10. This is probably my last hard effort in a while. Now just outdoor riding and occasional threshold to keep the form


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.79908 del
>>79829
believe it or not, the UAE jersey is pretty much the jersey the portuguese federation gives for winning the nc, just with sponsors

the portuguese federation is just absolutely retarded


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.79909 del
>>79793
nice pr


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.79910 del
Another terrible Zwift race. My fitness has just fallen off a cliff. Riding one or two days a week for an hour just doesn't cut it...


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.79911 del
>>79910
sir this is a PR general please proceed to put in the work and get PRs thank you


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.79912 del
>>79910
just do what you can and don't give up


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.79913 del
>>79910
when you said you would race, we thought it was outdoors


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.79914 del
>>79906
>Good speed/power ratio there.
I tried riding drop bar as much as possible (probably around 4-4.5h in the drops), the back took it surprisingly well


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.79915 del
>>79913
Not that Bert


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.79916 del
>>79913
Wasn't that finnbert?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.79917 del
>>79793
based mogger du skeletone
>>79807
feast beasterbros we are BACK
berts are living well these days


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.79918 del
>>79851
>>79854
>>79901
fuck yea


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.79919 del
>fin died on the Nürburgring
F


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.79920 del
>>79919
has there ever been a bicycle race on the Nürburgring?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.79921 del
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>>79920
bertman, I am the autistic man you request


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.79922 del
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>>79921
>2*ut


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.79923 del
>>79921
>2out


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.79924 del
>>79909
Thanks, I really got tricked by the berts into training properly.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.79925 del
>>79920
yeah actually I think there's an amateur event every single year and the german NC went there a few years ago I think


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.79926 del
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>>79924
I love training in the winter but now I focus more on fun.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.79927 del
>>79925
there's even a 24 hour version of the race, like with the cars.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.79928 del
>>79926
Who's on the left again?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.79929 del
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who knew that this boi would win Paris - Roubaix 9 years later


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.79930 del
>>79928
sammy B I think


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.79931 del
>>79930
Yeah, I think we were trying to make it out two years ago or so.
My faceblindness doesn't make me believe it is one of the frauds B, can't be him.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.79932 del
>>79931
it's probably him, all those guys were good (doped) in 2021


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.79933 del
>>79932
That's an anglo face with good but tightly packed teeth in a small jaw.
I'd say Dan Martin but the teeth are good and he shouldn't be wearing their gear.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.79934 del
>>79933
you really are faceblind if you think that is Dan Martin


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.79935 del
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>>79934
Yes I am, no it is not that far from Dan Martin.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.79936 del
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>>79926
utterly based


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.79937 del
>>79935
okay so I looked it up for you, it's not sam, it's van lerberghi
picture is from after the 2021 RVV


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:22 [Preview] No.79938 del
Who the FUCK is it.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.79939 del
>>79937
Holy shit I would never recognize him.
Thank you for not making my head explode, I was about to tell Grok to find any description of this photo.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.79940 del
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>>79939
still, you think this looks like Dan Martin


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.79941 del
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>>79911
>>79912
I just really need to buckle down and got some consistent volume in.

We're all gonna make it. The 10m PRs and massive eggs are quite inspirational.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.79942 del
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>>79940
I think with his head tilted up with open mouth he doesn't look like pic rel at all, would be far nearer some anglo face like a less ugly Dan Martin.
I am also faceblind, did you know that, at least until I get a few good looks in different lighting and circumstances.


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.79944 del
>>79943
how can I pay attention to THAT


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.79945 del
>>79941
yes it is inevitable


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.79946 del
>>79943
Why did you not watch in 1927


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.79947 del
>>79943
>But the world title was not denied for long: he won the 1966 championship not too far away from his home, at the Nürburgring. There was controversy because Altig had been helped by Gianni Motta, riding that day for Italy but normally Altig's companion in the Molteni team. The concern was quickly overshadowed by the refusal of the first three riders to give urine samples for a drugs check. They were protesting at what they saw was the laxity with which tests were carried out and at what they considered restrictions on the way they prepared themselves. Altig said: "We are professionals, not sportsmen." The three were disqualified and suspended but ten days later the Union Cycliste Internationale allowed the result to stand.
SQUEAK


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.79948 del
>>79946
Not even my ancestors were born back then


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.79949 del
>>79947
And then a year later Simpson fell dead from his bike. The '60s were NUTS


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.79950 del
>>79948
>He or his ancestors manifested out of the ether
Strange


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.79951 del
>>79950
that a problem!?


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.79952 del
>>79947
I watched some videos of the ulle days where they had Altig in the commentary box and someone in the comments called him Rudi "the rolling pharmacy" Altig because he supposedly injected anything he could get his hands on


Bert 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.79953 del
>Vainqueur MASENGESHO
>actually has won something once
theyre getting good with these made up riders

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/vainqueur-masengesho


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.79954 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqHAOZa0U4g [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.79955 del
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What a stressful day yesterday. On Wednesday, I finally got the Ascent Aeroo handlebars + Anaconda stem I had been waiting for the whole winter, just in time for the race season. So then I visited the local bike shop and they were able to swap the cockpit and do the routing by Friday. All good! Yesterday I was supposed to go and test the bike when around 10AM I get a mail from the company titled "PRODUCT RECALL / STOP USING ANACONDA STEMS IMMEDIATELY". Some carbon cracking hijincks apparently. Fuck fuck fuck, what will I do now? i ain't got the tools to undo internal routing and put my old stem+handlebar system back on. Contacted all LBS's in the area and one of them was willing to do it after their team development day. So it ended up being around 9:30 PM when it was finally ready, god bless. But extremely stressful waiting for it, I couldn't race my rim brake bike since it's over 0.5kg too light for UCI races, so that's out of the question. But looks like I'm good to go now. Too bad I won't be able to race with the Aeroo, would have been great for aero position.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.79956 del
>>79955
>I couldn't race my rim brake bike since it's over 0.5kg
Now that's a problem I don't have. Easier option would probably have been to ask for some old alu wheel in the club chat


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.79957 del
>>79955
I like the paintjob, sexo bike (zonder the stem, good that that monster is gone)


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.79958 del
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Couldn't resist the urge to go (almost) full squeaker.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.79959 del
>going one week workshop in Venise in the middle of my all time peak
Not optimal. Also I was starting to lose the Christmas weight


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.79960 del
youtube recommending me some random live Japanese race
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2BxOkUcb4LY [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.79961 del
>>79960
I have booked a trip to Japan to see my heroes irl and become the bart buijk I was always meant to be.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.79963 del
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>>79959


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.79964 del
kwabsia fini back today after her chute in San Remo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.79965 del
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>>79958
This was my team before I adjusted.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.79966 del
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burgers for breakfast, we are feasting berts


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.79967 del
so how will remco disappoint today? let's find out.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.79968 del
>>79966
the smash burger trend went too far. at least could have used real cheese. I won't comment on the insane amount of ketchup.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.79969 del
>>79968
Smash is fine, minced meat should be burnt anyway. The other two points..


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.79970 del
>>79968
I remember noticing "smash" burger is something new.
Smash? Like what? Is this some play on words? An abbreviation or something? What am I buying?
>it's a squished patty
Gee, thanks.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.79971 del
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oh, captain america is in this race. does he have to slave for skelly?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.79972 del
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men started as well


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.79973 del
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>>79971
He better not.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.79974 del
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the burgers were DELICIOUS, even with absurd amounts of ketschup and plastik cheese


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.79975 del
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>remco being told that bert didn't pick him for his velogames


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.79976 del
let's see
treinbert believes in big jorg
don patje has schmid
bertaczek with skelly and frigo
dog bless kurwabert murrica fuck yeah
rusbert with tibor, hagenes and laporte
current classics leader is frfr on god but still has godON


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.79977 del
I believe in Matyáš SKEJLMOSE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.79978 del
11km to at Neusiedlersee.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d7UtPvFe5vg [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.79979 del
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kek, some hobbyist on his recumbent bike is wheelsucking Spitze des Feldes.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.79980 del
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34 Remco Evenepoel
28 Romain Grégoire
19 Benoît Cosnefroy
12 Matteo Jorgenson
12 Paul Lapeira
7 Mauro Schmid
7 Kévin Vauquelin
7 Mattias Skjelmose
6 Alex Baudin
6 Alexander Kamp
5 Dorian Godon
5 Brady Gilmore
5 Andreas Kron
4 Antoine L'Hote
4 Tibor Del Grosso
3 Ion Izagirre
3 Per Strand Hagenes
3 Quinten Hermans
3 Andrea Vendrame
2 Frank Van Den Broek
2 Senna Remijn
2 Frits Biesterbos
2 Tim Van Dijke
2 Anders Foldager
2 Quinn Simmons
2 Stan Dewulf
2 Alex Aranburu
1 Noa Isidore
1 Fernando Barceló
1 Jordan Labrosse
1 Milan Lanhove
1 Huub Artz
1 Haimar Etxeberria
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Marco Frigo
1 Xabier Mikel Azparren
1 Christophe Laporte
1 Leander Van Hautegem
1 BEN TULETT
1 Andreas Leknessund
1 Oscar Chamberlain
1 Emiel Verstrynge


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.79981 del
Memey breakaway forming.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.79982 del
Brtek hits FRIGO immediately.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.79983 del
huub artz (renato-unknown cyclists) and frigo (bertaczek) pickers rejoicing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.79984 del
someone has azparren, won't look for the culprit


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.79985 del
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remember when the Austrian NC used to be a world tour rider and not some conti shitter racing some club level race in Deutsch-Ungarn right now.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.79986 del
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>Joseba LOPEZ


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.79987 del
>>79985
He's racing again? I thought he got shadow banned and rode turn left only


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.79988 del
>>79984
Quality organic self-grown riders


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.79989 del
Austrian NC HUMILIATED


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.79990 del
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Der Pole wins in Deutsch-Ungarn


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.79991 del
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many such cases


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.79992 del
Jorgenshit follows Remco. He never pulls of course hè. Remco seethes for a few km's. Remco chutes in some corner or invisible pothole or something. Jorgenshit wins. This is the story for today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.79993 del
>>79992
JORGENSOHN is washed, odds are he will DNF


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.79994 del
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And how did not everybody pick Alexander Kampf. LITERALLY free points


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.79995 del
>>79994
Not everyone is so obsessed to go check results of every nobody in the peleton


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.79996 del
>>79994
I confuse KRON with KAMPF


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.79997 del
>>79995
It is common knowledge that this guy does nothing all year except for this race. And now he even won something last week!
>inb4 DNF


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.79998 del
Back from me ride, friends DI2 battery ran out so wasn't able to do everything I wanted.
Fuck electronic crap


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.79999 del
>>79977
They said he was sick so I didn't dare.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.80000 del
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>>79996
I did race to check if I got the right one, THOUGH.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.80001 del
>In 5 out of 25 races (24 racedays) where all of the following riders started, one of them won.
perhaps the most arbitrary and useless stat PCS has shown yet


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.80002 del
>>79994
>not picking with your soul


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.80003 del
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>>80000
nice repeating digits btw


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.80005 del
>>79998
that shit happens way too often, some kwab not charging his shit or having random failures holding everyone else back


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.80006 del
>>80005
Always happens in spring rides.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.80007 del
Watched 2019 Amstel Gold highlights with Bertina. Her assessment: "you can tell this was pre COVID because he actually looks tired at the end"

She's right. What dope did they all use in 2020?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.80008 del
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>rider in leadergroup has teletubbie name, and the moderator can't stop saying it non stop


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.80009 del
>>80007
It's 2019 because grug attacked with 50km to go and people thought he was crazy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.80010 del
I am just not watching the femmes. Ugh I know... Sorry!!!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.80011 del
>>80010
Flobikes isn't showing the men's race until femmes are over. This is essentially terrorism, I am being held hostage and forced to watch this shit


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.80012 del
>>80011
On all my channels too. So I just turned it off and I will take a nap


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.80013 del
fini goes solo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.80014 del
>Blasi
hehe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.80015 del
>>80008
tinke winke, tipsy, lala, po...yes the teletubbies names somehow did get into the UCI name generator


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.80016 del
>>80011
>>80012
kek femmes terrorism


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.80017 del
kasia really wants to finish 2nd place


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.80018 del
spanish foids really love this type of earring


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.80019 del
the avb classic, where ever I am, I must also pull


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.80020 del
so lemme guess they just let that one femme ride away earlier and they didn't even attempt to pull her back until 2k to go or so


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.80021 del
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Women cycling is basically non-stop w*utism
kwab after kwab after kwab


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.80022 del
kwabsia


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.80023 del
Huge win for Blasi!

Will they be showing the whole podium ceremony too?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.80025 del
>3emi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.80026 del
does your cyc gf blasi your little bert?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.80027 del
>it's another kasia 2nd/3rd episode
she almost mogs 2out


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.80028 del
I have no idea what fini's wifey is thinking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.80029 del
Reminder that you femme watcher are the reason why we don't get enough coverage of the real race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.80030 del
Which race had Tankman on the poster??


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.80031 del
>>80029
I am sure they are taking watching pirated streams on jewtube into account really seriously


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.80032 del
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sd worx disasterclass


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.80033 del
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>>80030
stolen from schizo brit


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.80034 del
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>>80029
why yes I do tune into every femmes broadcast right away to make the viewer number go up without actually watching any of it just to make the world a worse place


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.80035 del
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They're just screwing with us now, Berts.....

Horse scenes while the ACTION is going on in the Men's race!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.80036 del
>>80035
bet that really is a female horse


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.80037 del
top contenders for the tour of the alps:
pidcock
Dżiulio
storer
bernal
double
o'coomer
west
stüssi
langellotti
double


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.80038 del
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suisse tv teaser for the race.
if you have something to say that belongs to this thread, do it now or it will be too late.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.80039 del
NEW THREAD:
>>79962
>>79962
>>79962


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.80081 del
is that t. van dijk as waterboi or did m. van dijk's gf identify this as mick?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.80097 del
>>79966
apart from the mit catsup that's a kino


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