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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No. 83410
In the footsteps of the Romans edition

>Current and upcoming road races
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>82453


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.83465 del
Egan BERNAL is picked and remains picked


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.83466 del
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Giro d'Italia OFFICIAL /bet/

>Vingegaard Hansen 1.16
>Pellizzari 6
>Gall 17
>Yatesi 21
>Bernal Gomez 21
>Arensman 26
>Ciccone 34
>Storer 34
>Hindley 34
>West 41
>Vine 41
>Buitrago 67
>Mas Nicolau 67
>Kuss 81
>O'Connor 121
...
>Eetvelt 151
>Caruso 201
>Rondel 251
>Cepeda 401
>Eulaliu 501
>Hirt 1501


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.83467 del
>>83466
I see a path for another undeserved Kuss winning a GT victory


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.83468 del
>>83466
>Kuss 81


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.83469 del
Why is strong so bad at GT sprints?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.83471 del
Enrico Menos and van Eetvelt are very tempting picks for proper deranged velogamblers


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.83472 del
>>83471
For me it's grove. Exploding knee with no race but he's cheap and with a full polderbully train


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.83474 del
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>>83410
Giro fever


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.83475 del
>>83467
Many are saying this.

I've mentioned it before, but knowers know this is a Kuss vs Bernal after the usual Giro 1st week disasters.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.83476 del
>>83467
>>83475
kino edizione already I must say lads


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.83477 del
So UAE still has only 7 runners. What if Pog suddenly enters


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.83478 del
>>83477
in that case Super SEPP will download his giro data and use it to kraak him in the la tour


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.83479 del
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I don't care I'm picking Bettiol


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.83480 del
>>83479
Based Team Fraudulence reinvigorator


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.83481 del
Bardiani with an Uzbek and a Chilean. Surely Abduzhaparovgod has done the Giro once but I can't remember a Chilean ever. And yes I know Tsvetkov is actually just Russian but whatever


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.83482 del
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not bad for a first pass, but I don't see any way to take Pellizzari


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.83483 del
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Oh wait Voltagod Oyarzun. Still going strong at age 44 at Louletano


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.83484 del
>>83482
Hmm that is actually not bad except for Dversnes who is shit


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.83485 del
>>83477
Bjerg is the 8th


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.83486 del
>>83484
he was a bit randomly selected because he gave me break points recently


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.83487 del
Abdou won a stage even, ahead of all De Vlaeminck's evil Italians ánd a Danish dopeur. Now those were the days


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.83488 del


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.83489 del
>>83488
really really hate those ZIPP wheels, surely CHYNA has better alternatives


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.83490 del
>>83487
>Baldato rode with Simon Špilak
Old fuck


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.83491 del
>>83489
CHYNA always does. When it comes to wheels chyna is #1


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.83492 del
>>83480
my attempt at team fraudulence has a worrying amount of INEOS riders


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.83493 del
>>83492
Ben Turnah is also tempting as a poor man's Tobias Lund


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.83494 del
>>83493
Stop revealing my picks please.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.83495 del
I like how he makes vingegaard really expensive in an attempt to get that magic vingegaardless goombler


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.83496 del
>>83495
It's a bait, I like it


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.83497 del
>>83495
isn't only d*nes that gonna pick the fish ?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.83498 del
>>83495
he's found him
its me.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.83499 del
>>83474
Italians have no shame. Just flashing their lips like that


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.83500 del
BIG assassination


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.83501 del
Chute mystique


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.83502 del
the uno-x dopeur might make it


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.83503 del
oh fuck! Ruegg abandon


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.83504 del
>>83466
>>Mas Nicolau 67
I had to look up whether he has even raced this year (he has)


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.83505 del
courtesy of rusbert


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.83506 del


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.83507 del
>>83503
dangerous thouchawheels as sean kelly would say


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.83508 del
G1 slurpage


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.83509 del
kopecky kwab


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.83510 del
>>83509
and relgated, why can't they just sprint in a straight line


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.83511 del
>>83509
absolutely her own fault


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.83512 del
dopeur win


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.83513 del
>>83512
would be stupid not to dope at this point, look at those bike lengths


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.83514 del
Seething Lotte for some reason lol


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.83515 del
have we discussed this jersey yet


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.83516 del
>>83515
I suspect once you are zoomed out and can't see the clutter the color is quite nice and reasonable unique from other green kits. I like it.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.83517 del
>>83505
>>83506
tapped the rearwheel of the ciclista in front of her and then lost control


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.83518 del
>>83515
great as always, love the color


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.83519 del
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it's fun when you don't pick julio
so many 6 pointers that can win a stage


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.83520 del
>>83519
>Arensmeme
>Hindlel
>Kuss
least believable psyop


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.83521 del
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Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.83522 del
>>83520
he will be laughing at us when the kiwi eater wins three stages


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.83523 del
>>83520
who else are you gonna pick
that descend and weathelet Gall?
GeeWest?
Yates that hasn't ran GC since 2023?
I guess Bernal is the next best choice


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.83524 del
>Striking news from the Red Bull-Bora-hansgrohe camp. Remco Evenepoel is skipping a race in the final stretch leading up to the Tour de France. He is opting for an extra period of "recovery, course reconnaissance, and specific training" over the Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, known until last year as the Critérium du Dauphiné.

Obese remco incoming


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.83525 del
>>83520
Hindlel is 80% gonna do something
This nigga always does NOTHING and then wakes up for gran tours. Pretty much like carapaz


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.83526 del
I would fall for the hindlel psyop if the entire all rounder wasn't so SHIT outside of the top 2


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.83527 del
>>83519
Aw fuck, tinking the same thing and picking almost the same thing (Morgado is in this race).
He's just not a 20.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.83528 del
quick one today, no z3 for once


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.83529 del
>>83528
Gotta go hard on that one hill heh


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.83530 del
>>83526
I'm still sore towards Hindley for beating Carapaz when Ineos gave him a shit team for that Giro; imagine if he'd had DNF Martinez doing what he did for Bernal in 2021


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.83531 del
Our kid #2 is due on the 21th of May. I kind of want to still do some race before that but there's nothing near here save for one 20km ITT on the 14th. I don't have a TT bike so I will probably just ride it on my road bike, will be fine training for races. So starting tomorrow I will do training in the aero tuck, interesting to see how the power numbers hold up there. I reckon if I can do even 350W and hold a good position I could aim for 44-45km/h, but let's see.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.83532 del
>>83531
sounds like a fun 30min all-out effort, I would go for it


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.83533 del
>>83524
It's over. They have lost faith in the Remco project.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.83534 del
>>83524
>already dodging SEIXAS
lmao, c'est fini


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.83535 del
>Kopecky was still ideally positioned with a few hundred meters to go, yet things went wrong. What exactly happened in the chaotic final sprint? “I was just about to shift up a gear, but with a SRAM system, if you push both buttons at the same time, you go to your small chainring.”

>“The moment I shift up, I make contact with Shari,” Kopecky explains in conversation with Sporza. “Then I shoot onto my inner chainring and my chain comes off.”

SRAMMED and also skill issue


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.83536 del
>>83534
lipowiz is also dodging


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.83537 del
>d*sc rub is back despite new rotor
somebody help me make sense of it


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.83538 del
>>83528
>Temperatur Max 27
it is VERY warm these last two days
my garmin said 21 to 24 but it feels like 10 (ten) degrees more than on friday
probably it's wind that is warm and not arctic for a change


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.83539 del
PCS introducing badges to rider profiles is pretty lame to be honest.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.83540 del
>>83538
yes but that will change soon with the Eisheiligen


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.83541 del
>>83536
Lipowitz riding Tour of Slovenia was already announced a while ago, though.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.83542 del
Predicting whether Vine will win a bunch of stages before crashing out, truly the hardest of goombles.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.83543 del
>>83542
a lot of downhill for our dear vinestar


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.83544 del
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>>83519
if you pick Giulio you can have even more 6 pointers


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.83545 del
Usually when i pick a bunch of 6 pointers to win stage i get fucked in the ass


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.83546 del
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>>83544
>Mfw either peli or cringegaard chutes and that team drops to the bottom of the ocean


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.83547 del
>>83545
lots of legit runners in the 6pt category this Yeero


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.83548 del
>>83546
>vingo
>chuting in GT

Not happening
Peli on the other hand could very well


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.83549 del
>>83545
Vingo isn't Pogi, he'll take 2 minutes on blockhaus and then every stage will be a free for all till week 3 where he'll take the queen stage.
There's also few sprints, it's really all hilly finale punchfest. Anybody checked on J. Christ's collarbone status?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.83550 del
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>>83546
I'm still going to have Rondel and Zana in the top 10.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.83552 del
I'm genuinely not picking vingo and its basically guaranteed that a good chunk of the shitters (everyone but vingo) on this startlist will chute the fuck out so I'm going to insert myself at the very bottom of this accursed grand tour


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.83553 del
>>83552
The only way it works out is if you pick milan and lund and they have like 10 top3 together, and every other pick is spot on


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.83555 del
>>83554
It’s good he should take prolonged preparation break


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.83556 del
>>83554
afraid of seixas


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.83557 del
>>83554
PPATTT


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.83558 del
>>83551
that's because of the pidcock hindlel duo mostly
his team didn't do shit the entire race
and this time he's on reserve modus for the tour


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.83559 del
>>83558
Yeah, but why wouldn't it be the same?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.83560 del
>>83559
I don't know, the teams feel even weaker in this GT
Look at Gall, all he has is Scotson and he's probably one of the 4 best on paper.
Bahrain didn't even bring anyone for GC.
Lidl has cicco but he wants stages.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.83561 del
>>83560
Ineos vs Bora could work it too


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.83562 del
>>83561
That all depends on the kiwi and the apple


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.83563 del
>>83560
funny that lidl doesnt have a real gc contender for this after they signed multiple for 2026


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.83564 del
>>83560
>>83563
Isn't it GEE?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.83565 del
>>83564
apparently he's been sick ridiculously often in the last months


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.83566 del
>>83564
yea but he's shit this season so they basically have nobody


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.83567 del
>>83560
Surely Buitragod will go for GC


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.83568 del
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>GPX?
Uploaded
>Protein bars?
Prepared
>D*scs?
Rubbing
>Carbs?
Loaded
>Weather?
Forecasted

Time for an above average ride tomorrow, more like an unipuerto, if you will, at HIGH altitude


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.83569 del
>>83568
not working again?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.83570 del
>>83568
gonna be major rain/storm late afternoon tomorrow or so they say thus I'm currently pondering if I should end early to ride before then. Decent chance that wednesday and thursday are also rainy, thats why


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.83571 del
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>https://youtube.com/watch?v=dkTIPg137n4 [Embed]


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.83572 del
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>>83569
First day off of the year


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.83573 del
>>83568
did you check windy? we are getting blasted tomorrow (assuming you are in eastern czechia)


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.83574 del
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>adam yates wins the maglia rosa after a freak vingo mechanical
>sees his brother on the final podium in Rome
>retires


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.83575 del
>>83573
he's located in Prague, important to note down that part of brtek lore


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.83577 del
>>83573
Brnobros...je konec..


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.83578 del
>>83574
>al-YATESI, KUSS PELLIZARRI podium
holy based


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.83579 del
Adam winning the giro and retiring right after would be awesome ngl.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.83580 del
>>83579
It would be more awesome if he retired before the Giro


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.83581 del
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>>83537
good_to_go.mp4


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.83582 del
>>83537
its almost as if somebody is sabotaging your discs to make you come back to the rim


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.83583 del
its not me I would never


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.83584 del
Tough one, this - not a lot of recovery to be had. But we prevail.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.83585 del
>>83582
the superior choice


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.83586 del
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My chances on a good result in the prestigeous cyc ranking are long gone. So can as well have some fun and try to flip the tables with a true goomble.
How do we feel about groenewegen and turner?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.83587 del
>>83586
i have groenewegen in my team, but might switch out to vernon + 1


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.83588 del
>>83586
turning that one down


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.83589 del
>>83586
Groenewegen will be good on the flat days. A good wildcard spot rider.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.83590 del
>>83589
What if he assassinates someone again though? Wouldn't be the first time


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.83591 del
>>83590
Too bad for whoever picked the assassination target.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.83592 del
>>83584
this very /cyc/ is quickly becoming a wattlet free zone


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.83593 del
>>83592
to many pastas and naptimes, not enuff eggs mit schnitzel


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.83594 del
This is the vingegaard less approach


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.83595 del
I've never had pollen problems but yesterday the sky looked foggy because of them and now my head feels like it's at the bottom of a pool.
It is over for me, age has come


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.83596 del
>>83595
C'est toujours fini pour quelqu'un


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.83597 del
Speaking of being over


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.83598 del
>>83595
might have the cold there’s some fucked up cold doing rounds i’m just getting better after a week of shit


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.83599 del
>>83597
I don't even see remsheikh riding GC at all


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.83600 del
>>83599
after the inevitable kraak brutale he won't be no more


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.83601 del
Nice LT1 ride today with 35 eggs, now eating 300g pasta caccio e pepe coupled with some salmon and veg. Life is good berts


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.83602 del
>>83601
that's a lot of pfeffer on your pasta


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.83603 del
>>83601
bært is feasting!


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.83604 del
>>83602
Yeah that's how I like it, my wife thinks it's too strong but luckily she's not eating this time


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.83605 del
>>83601
based barilla bronzo enjoyer


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.83606 del
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Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.83607 del
Decathlon going squeakerless to Il Giro


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.83608 del
>>83595
this >>83598
I thought my wife also suddenly developed allergies because she had allergy symptoms. Then I caught it too a few days later.
It's just an atypical cold.
It's not over YET


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.83609 del
reminder that endchan will be down tomorrow if I remember correctly, because of the Belgian fag race.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.83610 del
>new metallic sound coming from the rear when pedalling on ez gear
here we go again
hopefully just indexing


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.83611 del
>>83610
it's over
time to paypig a new bice


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.83612 del
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I am a bit scared of the hanta virus being distributed by rats. There are a lot of squeakers here


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.83613 del
>>83610
It's the BB, better replace it


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.83614 del
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>>83612
For me it's the Fanta Virus.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.83615 del
>>83610
its so over


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.83616 del
>>83614
can anybert photoshop my head into this foto reppacing the fanta can


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:34 [Preview] No.83617 del
Psyop me into GANNA. One TT is too little but he is also 8, not 10 or 12.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.83618 del
>>83617
>asking for psyops
get a life


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.83619 del
>>83617
That guy rarely does anything in a GT and he has a sprinter to hide behind so he won't do that either like in that one vuelta


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.83620 del
>>83617
He will get massive assist points from Bernal + Arseman duente winning the il giro


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.83621 del
>>83610
maybe replace the rider


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.83622 del
>>83618
This is my life, blueskybert.
>>83619
That's what I am afraid of.
>>83620
Very tasty psyop.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.83623 del
Breaking: no Cepeda, Tuckwell, Govekar. Adjust


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.83624 del
>>83623
ah, Tuckwell was one of my sekrit piks


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.83625 del
I was a bit nervous picking him though because he's had so many race days already and he's just a kid


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.83626 del
Finally some decent temperature. Very windy


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.83628 del
>>83627
My current visma-free one


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.83629 del
>>83627
>>83628
>Bernal is only 29
would love to see him at his best again


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.83630 del
>>83629
he is at his best ever right now


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.83631 del
>>83630
*would love to see him win big again


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.83632 del
>>83631
that free vuelta stage* is all you're gonna get I think


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.83633 del
random cobble road in Spain


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.83634 del
Kerboal Space Program has it


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.83635 del
>>83634
kek, thanks to that teammate that slammed the brakes


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.83636 del
>home right as it starts to thunder
I would say made it if I hadn't spent the last 30 minutes in torrential downpour kek


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.83637 del
>>83624
Theres nothint secret about that after his romandie performance


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.83638 del
christen or narvaez hmmm
vine will chute out and I sure hope it'll turn into a ffa because if they ride for yates they will get 0 stages and 9th on gc or so


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.83639 del
>>83638
embrace the soler chaos


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.83640 del
>>83639
I need an unclassed rider though


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.83641 del
>>83638
the tridente is all that matters


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.83642 del
alright I've locked in


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.83643 del
>>83637
yeah fair


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.83644 del
>>83640
Pick Bettiol


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.83645 del
>>83644
so be it


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.83646 del
Kulset said he wanted to top 10. Honestly for 6pts it's pretty cheap. Fuck nepo baby though I'll pick my boy BETTIOL instead


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.83647 del
Bettiol should have stayed on EF


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.83648 del
>>83646
Yeah sure and I want to win P-R. However I suck and so does he


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.83649 del
>>83648
Don't listen to my advices if you don't want to, but don't tell me I didn't warn you


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.83650 del
>>83646
he's an alright rider but he's never even come close to a top 10 in a UWT stage race


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.83651 del
>>83650
He's still 22


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.83652 del
>>83651
he's too far off the mark, he's missing .5 w/kg or more not .1 or .2


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.83653 del
>>83651
yeah sure but he's not gonna top 10 unless they gift him minutes like they did to leknessund that one time


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.83654 del
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It was the gear indexing
But how does that happen so sudden? I would expect it to get gradually worse. I rotated the screw a little and it was fine.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.83655 del
>>83654
cable stretching innit


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.83656 del
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Anyway
Torty eggs
Torty degrees almost too, so hot


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.83657 del
>>83654
it was gradually you just didn't notice it at any other point before today


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.83658 del
>A key focus of the letter is the sport's economic model. According to the TCA, teams bear high costs for salaries, travel, staff, and race participation, while barely benefiting from the commercial growth of cycling. The organization therefore advocates for more structural sources of income for teams, for example through participation fees, a share in ticket sales or media revenue, and targeted financial support for development and Continental teams.
Kek, they don't understand no race makes money out of women cycling


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.83659 del
>>83658
well why would women teams benefit from the commercial growth of cycling when they don't contribute to it at all


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.83660 del
I for one welcome the return of 30 degree cycling


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.83661 del
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make a team onlyfans for some extra income how about that


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.83662 del
>>83661
the piccolo gambit


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.83663 del
Lmao this is catastrophic for his career


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.83664 del
>>83661
Kasia would earn millions just by posting her instagram thirst traps on OF instead


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.83665 del
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Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.83666 del
>>83663
>ben turner to quick step


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:15 [Preview] No.83667 del
>>83665
You can't be a coldlet AND a heatlet bert, that's just not possible


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.83668 del
>>83663
did he finally sign a contract?


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.83669 del
>>83663
What an insane story, quick step, FDJ and bora all pulled out because he was asking MORE than he's currently earning which is a lot
and ofcourse Cancellara "I trust in Hirschi" falls for the bait


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.83670 del
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>>83667
i am not a coldlet though


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.83671 del
>>83669
Tudor is not a bad team but they aren't famous for their talent development. They might struggle as much as Lotto in getting him to do any proper training.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.83672 del
>>83669
Yeah this really doesn't sound like someone that cares about winning races.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.83673 del
>>83669
tudor really is one of the more disappointing teams imo, I was hoping they would at least pop off as much as UnoX since they have quite a budget but they are currently entertaining 3 high price runners that don't do shit (Hirschi, Küng, Allah).
I feel like they are bora 2.0 with their shitty resource allocation


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.83674 del
>>83671
but he's choosing money instead of development anyway
and if the rumors around him are true with the whole cow stuff nothing will change


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.83675 del
>>83673
I see them as slightly better Israel. They sign known names who might be past their peak but they still get some results out of them (like Trentin) unlike the Jewboss wasting his money on Vanmarcke, Fuglsang and Froome.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.83676 del
>>83675
NSN is one good climber/GC man away from being a respectable team these days
Tudor has some really expensive dead weights right now that they need to get rid of


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.83677 del
>>83676
Well they changed their hiring standards when they got dropped out of the WT. Started doping their old talent instead of throwing away shekels to washed up pros.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.83678 del
Goddamn Arseman, he will die on all these muros, TT will mean nothing.
O'Coomer? Sasha? Don't give me Solaire, we are talking GC here.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.83679 del
>>83678
Never mind that, pick De Lie as your sprinter


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.83680 del
>>83679
Sorry boss, Ben Turnah already took that spot.


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.83681 del
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>carbon wheels take only two weeks to be produced and shipped from CHYNA! to germoney
>the package has now been rotting for 8 whole days in a DPD depot 2km from my home


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.83682 del
>>83681
yeah I know right logistics on our continent are a joke however can you pick it up yourself at their warehouse? I've had to do that with dhl and gls before when their delivery failed multiple days in a row because they were understaffed


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.83683 del
>>83682
>can you pick it up yourself at their warehouse
I asked the support and they said no, because it's a logistics center and not a pickup shop (there's another one nearby which is actually both though)


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.83684 del
>>83681
Mine were also stuck in Germany for 2 weeks


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.83685 del
>>83673
King Küng going there was disappointing, but he and Cancellara are probably buds and I bet he wants to retire on a Swiss team


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.83686 del
>>83685
sadly küng also already was on a downward trend when he joined tudor. His career seems kinda wasted because he spent his best years at fdj and I feel like he would've really went places at a better team


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.83687 del
>>83686
wow I forgot that Vuelta ITT is his only GT stage win; yeah totally agree, he should have been somewhere like QS or even EF


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.83688 del
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Kryterium Asow Laguna Beskidów fever


Bert 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.83689 del
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My boys ZASADA and KYSELA gonna score the good old one-two


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.83690 del
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>>83586
this bert is on full tilt and this decision will result in disaster


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.83691 del
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>>83592
My own watts are the worst they've been in years. I did a nice 45km today tho, first ride in two weeks. I need to focus on consistency. Not every ride has to be amazing, I just need regular volume.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.83692 del
>>83691
>nice 45km
didn't realized you went to vacations already my bert


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.83693 del
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>>83692
listen a 90-minute ride on a weekday with an infant and full time job at the /cyc/ office which is running me ragged these days is a tiny achievement


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.83694 del
>>83693
you traveled all the way to Nice just to skore 90 minutes of eggs?
now there is some paypiggery that I can endorse


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.83695 del
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>>83694
I can't tell if you're mocking me or confusing me with another bert


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.83698 del
>>83626
that wind was way too strong for the bike, went for a hike instead yesterday. no idea how you not pulled a slippy G


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.83699 del
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>>83682
>our continent
so the mutt larp is over?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.83700 del
>>83698
I'm used to it I guess, also pretty constant wind so not really that dangerous. Wienflussweg felt like a 10% climb though


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.83701 del
That must have hurt.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.83702 del
What do you think?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.83703 del
>>83702
Quite good actually, there might be better 6p picks but not sure which.

I just came back from a nice LT1 ride. Fun to see the local countryside again after a winter of raping, even if it's still pretty cold outside.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.83704 del
Lots of trust in groves who had a knee injury 2 month ago and had a somewhat shitty year before that.

I believe there are better 6pts than Crescioli, that's a gamble. His results against competition isn't really that great.

rest is ok, especially if turner bust out a good TT


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.83705 del
>>83702
>>83704
meant for


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.83706 del
>>83704
Yeah groves is a big IF but I'm so far out in general ranking I need some risks (or I just cope by saying only supersix is important)


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.83707 del
>>83704
I think Alpecin at least believes in Groves since he's got such a good focused team around him.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.83708 del
>>83704
I mean this has been Groves for the last 2 seasons and it has worked out well then too


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.83709 del
>>83708
Until it stops working out
Which if of course when you pick it at velodrama.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.83710 del
It's contract year for him as well so he must perform


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.83711 del
Lost me sunglasses somehow somewhere yesterday
Bought new ones


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.83712 del
We live in hellas


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.83713 del
ilegel


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.83714 del
>>83711
Sick paypiggery


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.83715 del
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went for a trailr*n yesterday (never did it before) and now I can't walk anymore. never had these kinds of sore muscles before ever


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.83716 del
>>83715
Baby's first DOMS?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.83717 del
>>83714
it is what it is


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.83718 del
>>83699
what larp? Wait did you think I was actually the farmwatts guy? I just wanted to post about the fucked up amount of watts in a funny way there ain't no way I would even ride a trainer right now, I hardly even do that in the middle of winter


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.83719 del
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>>83718
>did you think I was actually the farmwatts guy?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.83720 del
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>Slovakia sends army to Czech Switzerland


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.83721 del
>>83713
I thought they banned his seatpost last year?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.83722 del
>>83721
I reckon he's getting DSQ, his handlebars also look weird


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.83723 del
>>83722
His handlebars are cleared I think, they are specifically designed around the UCI rules


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.83724 del
>The 2026 Famenne Ardennes Classic has had consequences for several teams. A large number of those involved report that the roads in the Ardennes last Sunday were contaminated in many places with cow dung and tracks from agricultural vehicles. Combined with water splashing up due to rain, many riders reportedly developed symptoms of gastroenteritis afterwards.

Such is life here


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.83725 del
>>83721
Could be that the seatpost is approved now. Wasn't that what they got him for, that the frameset is UCI approved but the seatpost was a custom job so it lacked approval. The new bars are approved and more than wide enough. They gotta think of something new to get him this time


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.83726 del
>>83721
Yeah wasn't that what caused his DSQ earlier? Weird stuff. If I were him I'd just get this adapter to get the saddle 2.5cm more forward without any fuckery: https://www.fairbicycle.com/product-page/drop-best-uc-road

In any case, I'm quite stuck with the sprinter category. Dunno who to pick aside from Milan, maybe some of the 6p guys could be viable but it's a big maybe. I don't want to spend 14p there lol


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.83727 del
MCLAYesque sprint down in Hellas


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.83728 del
>>83725
I think the seatpost wasn't commercially available and the schematics and safety tests were very dodgy


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.83729 del


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.83731 del
>>83729
pwoah


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.83732 del
>>83729
Czech'em for motors


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.83733 del
Colin STÜSSI 16th in a sprint stage in HELLas


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.83734 del
>>83733
propa runner are STÜSSI


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.83735 del
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rain radar looks like I'll be playing rain dodger again. Good chance I won't make it and ride through multiple downpours of the torrential kind, life is literally in gods hands here. Exciting to be honest


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.83736 del
>>83719
Did you think he was Hayden Pucker kek?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.83737 del
>>83735
nothing personnel


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.83738 del
>>83737
Bolzano bros we win again


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.83739 del
>>83729
>wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.83740 del
don't think ladies are catching the cabeza


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.83741 del
>>83740
oh my god and of course G1 starts attacking itself


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.83742 del
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we live in brugahs


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.83743 del
giro team presentation live stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rbQXU91E9xc [Embed]


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.83744 del
>>83740
classic femmes hating eachother


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.83745 del
>>83743
Italian boobas status?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.83746 del
>>83745
I wouldn't mind featuring some local Bulgarian girls, although I have not a single clue about Bulgaria.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.83747 del
>>83746
My heart beats only for italian women


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.83748 del
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um, yes


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.83749 del
>>83748
famed bulgarian women


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.83750 del
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>>83748
uhm, very grande?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.83751 del
They're dancing


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.83752 del
lol nvm, the break was dead


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.83753 del
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Ehhh..


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.83754 del
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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.83755 del
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the czechoslovakian influencer team


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.83756 del
>>83754
>we are the french now


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.83757 del
>>83754
Jan Hirt is basically what I imagine bertacek looks like


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.83758 del
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they all look the same


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.83759 del
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first time in a long time, bardiani has non-bertolo riders doing the Giro


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.83760 del
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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.83761 del
>>83757
For me it's Józek Czerny.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.83762 del
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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.83763 del
All these caps, I suspect some non-hairhavers hiding.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.83764 del
<mute>


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.83765 del
>saar


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.83766 del
<unmute>


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.83767 del
DE LIE DNS on the presentation kek.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.83768 del
>>83767
the belgian pooproads have taken its toll on Lotto


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.83769 del
>>83767
he has diarrhea from eating cow shit in his last race like dozen others lmao


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.83770 del
what a fucking awful FDJ team


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.83771 del
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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.83772 del
Pathetic-PostNL


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.83773 del
>>83768
>>83769
>>83771
You were not joking, was not PATTTing to it.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.83774 del
ENRIC MAS GOING FOR PODIUM ADJUSTING


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.83776 del
>>83771
Very curious because (so far) there no pajeet problem over here.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.83777 del
>>83776
>no problem
I see hordes every morning


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.83778 del
random gay trio singing elton john


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.83779 del
>>83777
Not in the holy empire of West Flanders. My sister who lives in Gent saw one shitting in the park the other day, but that's what you get for living in a "progressive" city.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.83780 del
finally the cuties are here boys


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.83781 del
>>83771
Shouldn't De Lie of all places be immune to cow shit by now?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.83782 del
Subpar gals, diverse people of color don't even count.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.83783 del
>black kween in the maglia rosa


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.83784 del
>>83783
rusbert feasting


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.83785 del
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ynr gee


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.83786 del
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I don't know what you were complaining about, those are some very nice mountains


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.83787 del
Ganna looks obese


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.83788 del
>Autistic individuals have a higher prevalence of strabismus (crossed or misaligned eyes) than the general population.


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.83791 del
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both christen brothers at the Giro


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.83794 del
KUSS bros feasting on that huge crowd pop


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.83795 del
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there he is, he can win all 3 grand tours before pogi


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.83797 del
>>83795
sadly no, I don't think dear KUSS will win this la giro but it is fun to dream such dreams


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.83798 del
holy bvlgarian rose


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.83800 del
>>83797
why couldn't he win?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.83801 del
>coppi, bartali, binda
that's history right there


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.83802 del
waar is del stier?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.83803 del
>>83800
most times selfish soulless yuros do not permit riding for his own chances
might not have the benen this early in the season to put a good stage 10 also


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.83804 del
>>83803
sounds like the excuses tejay van garderen used to make
weakmind shit


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.83805 del
>>83802
sick after eating pasta mit cow shit


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.83806 del
>>83804
the most interesting question to me is why he causes so many to seethe so greatly


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.83807 del
>>83806
most people just don't like that he got gifted a grand tour


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.83808 del
>>83807
>gifted
won it fair and square
someday you will grow to accept that


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.83810 del
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>>83806
the answer is you
nobody would ever even mention him much less hate on him (because he remains unmentioned) if it weren't for you


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.83811 del
>>83808
why hasn't he come close to winning anything fair and square ever since?
surely he could affirm his quality


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.83812 del
I used to have more motor doping clips where did they go? Down to 2


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.83813 del
>>83809
and van scheetvelt wants to sign a contract with a new team DURING this giro


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.83814 del
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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.83815 del
>>83812
coincidentally there's an article about Foliforov on wielerflits today

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H747TVM8YDw [Embed]


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.83816 del
>>83814
that's a lot of WOUT I didn't know he was this prolific of a cheater, must run the jumbo family


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.83817 del
>>83814
Why is there so much wout?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.83818 del
>>83811
please pay attention
>>83803


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.83819 del
about to click Buy on this $350 Giro helmet, please provide some input


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.83820 del
>>83819
What does it do a 100€ helmet can't? I guess it doesn't make a difference on new york salary but still


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.83821 del
>>83819
What does it solve that a $100 helmet doesn't?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.83822 del
>>83819
if you must p*rchase get a safer and far less expensive p2r a20


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:26 [Preview] No.83823 del
>>83735
I spent like half of the ride in rain and on wet roads but came well prepared overshoes and mudguards so I'm calling it a moral victory against the elements


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.83824 del
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if you don't have the confidence, frugality, and skull health to wear one of these on your Big Rides, please lower your tone when squeaking to me


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.83825 del
>>83819
its really fucking ugly, wait until the evade 4 drops and then buy an evade 3 on sale


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.83826 del
>>83819
wtf do you want to buy that for you don't get to ride much anyways


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.83827 del
>Munchen destroyed by a superstorm


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.83828 del
>>83827
nothing of value was lost, they made their choice and now they pay for it


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.83829 del
Ok, I have convinced myself me opinions are valid, my picks are good and that I don't like duck meat.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.83830 del
>>83827
Did you know italians call it Monaco. Pretty peculiar


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.83831 del
>>83829
I love duck meat, glazed with a little honey
yum


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.83832 del
>>83831
Maybe I have to prepare it whole, maybe I have overdone it on wok but it tasted too spongy, icky spongy.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.83833 del
>>83832
I do breasts in the pan and the a little in the oven


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.83834 del
>>83833
How do you make it on a pan? Just like chicken? I've also had breast but I have sliced it into slightly thinner slices so it gets done in wok.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.83835 del
>>83834
just render the massive amount of fat and sear it, then in the oven depending on how big the piece is and cut it like pick related
gotta be rare for me or else it's chewy


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.83836 del
Anyone picking Magnier?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.83837 del
>>83836
no, milan is more consistent and is either first or dropped, andresen will farm lower placings but will actually finish consistently


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.83838 del
might fink about goombling on the il giro if BOUGLAS Georgios were up for selection


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.83839 del
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>>83827
>Munchen
where?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.83840 del
Mister vinester has a lot of TT on his strava recently


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.83841 del
>>83840
does he know how corners work yet or is that still something to be unlocked


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.83842 del
>>83840
I want to believe but he VILL crash.


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Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.83844 del
>>83840
hows that going to stop him for crashing brutally


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.83845 del
>>83840
Having a guy like him ride GC in the bunch is just cruel imo


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.83846 del
I feel the strong urge to gamble on vine's crash and the injuries it will cause


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.83847 del
>>83846
I mean, he is a golden bullet for that price, with no one to slave for.
I have a nice adjustment for him but we all know that on one of those descents the camera will suddenly switch from G1 to some sudden blurry movement just to get stationary again, pointing down, focused on a guy awkwardy lying on the ground, white trikot, stached upper lip.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.83848 del
>>83847
technically he'll have to slave for yates. My uncultured dogshit take is that he'll get to ride for stages once yates has lost minutes (stage 7) but how many stages do you get out of him before he chutes into DNF? Not many I reckon, might not even make it to stage 9 and the next one after that is #14
no thanks


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.83849 del
>>83848
I don't think they place much trust in Yates tbh, he wasn't meant to ride GC.
This will just be a free for all like the vuelta


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.83850 del
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>>83849
I'm ready I will pick him now


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.83851 del
wait why is he in the allrounder category?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.83852 del
>>83851
Because he has a great TT?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.83853 del
>>83852
no can pick I'm afraid


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.83854 del
>>83851
can't grimp with the big dogs innit


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.83855 del
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Groves with nothing to show cuz of a fucked knee or Groenewegen who will kwab again any moment now


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.83856 del
>>83855
Both I also have two sprinters


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.83857 del
>>83855
wouldn't pick neither


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.83858 del
>>83856
I already have 1, this is for my 2nd slot.


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.83859 del
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getting back to longer rides, lovely day, 62km, no you can't see my watts


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.83860 del
>>83859
Can I see your watts?


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.83861 del
>>83860
in about four months when they're back up to snuff


Bert 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.83862 del
>>83859
oi babe show us your watties 😙


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>>83835
pan sear, let it cool down, cut into strips and mix in bowl with lime, koriander, red onion slices and soy sauce


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.83865 del
Some certainties remain in the world


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.83866 del
>>83865
Thanks, adjusting


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.83867 del
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Reverse jinxing it so no new images like this will be produced in the next tree weeks, when he is on me team.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.83868 del
>>83867
Suffermaxxing, pock kiwiman an gee too for the full experience


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.83869 del
>>83868
Not jazzed, but there is just no one to pick as the second all-rounder. Still considering keeping O'Coomer, it is just eughhh.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.83870 del
>>83869
I have arensman, if we die we die


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.83871 del
>>83870
Two points too much which fark up my team, and he will die on these steep sections.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.83872 del
>>83871
Meh outside of blockhaus it's all diesel in week 3


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.83873 del
I really don't know what to do with my team


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.83874 del
Van Der Lee + O'Connor or Valgren + Pinarello berts?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.83875 del
LI NING STAR dopage in the very prestigious Tour de Kunamo


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.83876 del
>>83874
Someone is even more lost than me I see


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.83877 del
>>83874
Huens and romo


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.83878 del
>>83876
I know, currently in the top5 bert overall but I just know I will drop down 10 places because of the giro
>>83877
Hmm I don't think so, not too high on Romo personally


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.83879 del
>>83874
hatherly and stuyven


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.83880 del
I cant believe anyone would pick anything else than jonas+pellizari


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.83881 del
>>83880
If pellizzari underperforms or gets sick you're just stuck with a really shitty team


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.83882 del
>>83879
I did consider Stuyven as well because he looked good in the classics, but I don't know if he will have a free role to go for stages or not


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.83883 del
>>83872
And Viggiano, and the other Poggio and any steeper hill before meta. None of them will make him lose like 4 minutes but it will summarily eat all he will get back after the TT and more.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.83884 del
>>83880
I just want to pick milan+lund, a lot of teams with sprinters train and the moutain stages will be breakaway after jonas puts 3 minutes on blockhaus so I think there will be a lot of sprints


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Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.83886 del
>>83885
Might steal


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.83887 del
>>83886
Might switch vne-lund for tymen-magnier


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.83888 del
>Speaking at the team presentation in Burgas on Wednesday, Vine said plainly to Cyclingnews that "I don't think that's something that I'll be doing at this race," when asked if he had GC ambitions, with Adam Yates expected to be the Emirati team's sole leader in Almeida's absence.

>No, [Almeida pulling out] hasn't really changed my role. It's disappointing not having João here because I think he had a good chance to do a good race, but it's more opportunities for the team. I don't think it's going to change our plans much; we'll see what happens."

For my fellow vinestars


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.83889 del
>>83888
>In reality, Vine's focus is really on one stage and one stage only – the stage 10 time trial from Viareggio to Massa, where 42 km of flat roads will be battled over by the likes of him and Filippo Ganna (Ineos Grenadiers


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.83890 del
>>83889
If he thinks he can beat Ganna on a 42km TT in italy he's delusional. Or in an INSANE shape


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.83891 del
>>83885
Yeah great this is basically my team and people are going to say I stole this


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.83892 del
Except for Bettiol of course, nobody is going to believe that Bert


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.83893 del
>>83892
I'm ready to sacrifice some points to pick my boy one last time


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.83895 del
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The flight attendant who was in contact with the hanta virus cruise ship person is in the hospital now with symptoms. She must have had contact with hundreds of travellers. Shut. Down. Everything. It's over


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.83896 del
>>83880
don't care not picking vingo simple as


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.83897 del
The prestigious 54th Course de la Paix Juniors starts today, stage 4 goes over me favourite roads in the Erzgebirge, hopefully there will be stream again


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.83898 del
>>83896
Yes you are


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.83899 del
Van Schip was indeed DSQ'd again yesterday for his weird bike


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Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.83902 del
>>83899
>he calls it "pure bullying" and says that the UCI should be ashamed
apparently they didn't even give a reason?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.83903 del
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I'm adjusting till I drop
I'm simply not going to stop.
Yates or Vine? This velogame will be mine.
You can psyop me but I'm not picking Cuck Gee. I'm full of lust, for just one more adjusT.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.83904 del
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Groves+Ganna
or
Milan + 4 point shitter


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.83905 del
>>83902
UCI does hate him


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.83906 del
>21803 Indians died of train related deaths in 2023 (59 per day)
autismbert you're literally their natural predator what say you to that


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.83907 del
>>83905
He did ride the prestigious Ronde van Overijssel on the same bike and survived UCI wrath


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.83908 del
you will NEVER convince me this is a real "language" and not some elaborate prank


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.83909 del
>>83907
Apparently if you believe him and his team it's all legal and within rules


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.83910 del
>>83905
his team even brought all the necessary certificates with them just in case the UCI wanted to neg again kek
doesn't matter the UCI will always punch the little man down while the top dogs (Pog) get to ride non certified equipment and bikes that are not even commercially available to the public


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.83911 del
God bless the uci for fighting the aero menace


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.83912 del
>>83911
He's a known roid rager so it's only a matter of time till some UCI official is stabbed


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.83913 del
>>83910
This is straight up bullshit though, Alpecin rides races with new unreleased frames all the time. Their gravel races constantly have new frames from every manufacturer for testing.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.83914 del
absolute autism by velotuber just dropped
A bunch of python scrips and graphs

All of that to get kwabbed by someone who made his team in 5 minutes


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.83915 del
>>83914
imagine if tryhard goomblers applied themself to something useful


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.83916 del
>>83913
I know right


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.83917 del
>>83907
he's keeps asking for it. At some point the UCI will have enough and hand out a longer ban.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.83918 del
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I can't choose between Ciccone and Hindley. I can also take both and go with one sprinter but then I will be seething every sprint stage


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.83919 del
>>83908
Hehehe he says UCI sent him an email telling him he is a "weird runner". That sounds very professional


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.83920 del


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.83921 del
>>83918
You can't win with sprinters, you'll be seething either way since no sprinter ever wins every single sprint stage. Just pick a 6p one and be done with it, sure you'll get 300p at best but you can then use the freed up 8p to upgrade Hindley to Gall and Van Der Lee to Vendrame
>>83914
It was a pretty good video tbh


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.83922 del
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>>83921
That sounds like terrible advice


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.83923 del
>>83919
>nigga u weird imma dsq you shieeeeeeeet
t. UCI jeet chief


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.83924 del
>>83918
>chose one sprinter
>he DNF
>velodrama basically over

Every time.
I don't think i ever went with one sprinter ever again.
Even if the second one is kinda crappy you have to get a backup imo.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.83925 del
>>83923
pure evil on display here


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.83926 del
>>83895
we are not falling for that shit again bert.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.83927 del
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I checked last year, Mads Pedersen scored 2106 points. I think only Lel Toro scored more. I had an absolute disaster with 4 DNF and no GC runners left


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.83928 del
>>83922
You can trust me, I have won the Volta velogames once


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.83929 del
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>>83928
Me too


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.83930 del
>>83927
Look at this shit. Bęrt would get so mad he would never play again and blow up his computer


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.83931 del
I like checking the popular riders list on pcs. So you know that pinarello, vernon and rondel are going to be popular picks.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.83932 del
>>83923
they all look malformed


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.83933 del
>>83931
When Rondel has to slave for Storer's 7th place people will be so mad hehehe


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.83934 del
>>83930
Mine didn't fare much better, thanks Hindley and Landa I guess. Last year that double sprinter strategy turned out fine with both Mads and Kooij scoring at or over 100p/credit.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.83935 del
>>83930
Mine was even better (worse)


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.83936 del
>>83931
Its always hilarious
And you can tell a lot of those clicks are various cycling fantasy users


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.83937 del
>>83935
Wow that is rough


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.83938 del
tfw no cofidis shitter to pick from nor Bardet, who has an impressive amount of gr*vel victories this year already


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.83939 del
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>>83934
So that turned out fine and now you are telling me to pick one sprinter. Hmm...


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.83940 del


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.83941 del
pick milan and a 6point sprinter for backup. You dont want to rely on 1 sprinter especially with a lot of potential sprint stages this year.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.83942 del
>>83939
Yeah but last year we had much more sprinter stages though. I mean Mads won 4, Van Uden chuds won one, Kooij got two, even Groves got one. This year we have four normal sprint stages and maybe a couple more for Turner/Lund/Groves.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.83943 del
>>83941
>there are a lot of sprint stages
>>83942
>there are not a lot of sprint stages

Thank you Berts your advice has been instrumental


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.83944 del
>>83930
I'n here, lurking. I wouldn't do shit. Unless it was after a month of this Xs coming up all the time. Then I would blow it up.
>>83931
And none of this guys is going to be really good. Just maybe Vernon but it is a lot of 1s in kermiskoersen with jobbers bias.
>>83927
Did employ the same approach. Your second best sprint is a great pick, still. Your GC guys from like 5 to 20 are a crapshoot.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.83945 del
Guess I like misusing the word "this" today, these is fine.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.83946 del
I'm going Milan magnier BTW


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.83947 del
I'm going Milan magnier BTW


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.83948 del
gonna be tons of sprints this year because all teams are shit and you won't have UAE pacing the medium hard stages because they don't ride for gc


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.83949 del
>>83943
Just be wary that if you pick two expensive sprinters you might end up in this scenario


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.83950 del
>>83948
>you won't have UAE pacing the medium hard stages because they don't ride for gc
Um, if you don't believe in Vine winning the Giro, you don't believe in anything


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.83951 del
>>83950
I believe in a chute DNF before stage 14 what do you say to that?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.83952 del
>>83951
VINE won't even return from Bulgaria


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.83953 del
>>83952
uh oh better not pick him


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.83954 del
>>83951
Me and my friend Jan Speegosh will knock on your door to conVINcE you otherwise.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.83955 del
>>83954
uh oh better pick him


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.83956 del
Fuck it, can't make LUND happen, I will ride MAGNIER and MILAN like Bért.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.83957 del
>>83956
Magnier will disappoint, Turner is a cheaper better choice


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.83959 del
>>83957
Don't think so, I was a little too fixated on Turner in the beginning. We're talking pure sprints, plus sprints after making it over a long, tame mountain in the middle of a stage. Magnier can easily meddle in top 3, Turner may be third on a good day but you're looking at top 10s. This TT is a non factor, he never did a good long TT


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.83960 del
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Or should I just pick HINLDEY AAAA


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.83961 del
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team Run & Race wins the VERY prestigious criterium Kryterium Asow Laguna beskidow


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.83962 del
The spitze may make it down in Hellas


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.83963 del
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We are dancing in Hellas


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.83964 del
GRANDE Dusan wins BIGLY


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.83965 del
BOUGLAS not even top 10


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.83966 del
>>83965
BOUGLAS bros...τελείωσε


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.83967 del
>>83956
I don't know how you guy manage to take a 14 pts sprinter on.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.83968 del
WE LIVE IN BOHEMIA


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.83969 del
The entire stream is in 240p


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.83970 del
Mittelbohmen, home


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.83971 del
Split in Celo zavodu


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.83972 del
>>83941
What sprints, there's like 4


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.83973 del
pwoah now that's quality


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.83974 del
Signal lost with Czech'em
May god rest their souls


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.83975 del
skin walkers are devouring the pedalton at this very minute


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.83977 del
steal it at your peril


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.83978 del
I have made my team


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.83979 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.83980 del
>>83957
Fuck it nr 5 or so, TURNER in. I would like to have more spots for all your 6 guys instead of this but these are the rules.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.83981 del
>gifting wins mid sprint
Women's cycling keeps getting worse


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.83982 del
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>>83981
nearly had another one of these inchidents


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.83983 del


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.83984 del
>>83982
that was painful


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.83985 del


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.83986 del
>>83980
Turner won't do anything


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.83987 del
all because of squeakers in the kitchen? the movie ratatouille was a mistake.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.83988 del
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good lord I did not realize pogs aero position was this trash
I also did not expect temperatures to drop to 9 (nine) degrees Celsius with added wetness for good measure kek


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.83989 del
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>>83988
I took a nap and that convinvced me to a call it a day


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.83990 del
>>83988
did they fix that bike then? I've only seen him on it this season


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.83991 del
>>83989
might also call it, I'll give it 15 minutes until I decide
>>83990
yeah but he was also pretty much only on that bike during and after the tour last year if I'm not mistaken


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.83992 del
>>83988
No need to be aero when you have WATTS


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.83993 del
>>83988
a*ro shit is for smoothskins and nerds
real alpha males just pedal harder


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.83994 del
>>83992
>>83993
I get that pogs has short reach fit for comfortable climbing and shit but I see 50++ watts easily with a better aero fit. He could be so much faster on his 100k solos, the squeaking could be even further off the charts is what I'm saying


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.83995 del
>>83994
>500w FTP in reach
bullshit but I believe it


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.83996 del
Weather clearing out in south of france, might have some BIG rides this weekend


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.83997 del
>>83996
Rain has just fallen here. First time in well over a month.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.83998 del
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>>83986
I have already adjusted.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.83999 del
>entry deadline of 12:45 CEST
lots of time left to even make a team


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.84000 del
haven't adjusted in 3 days
I'm clean


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.84001 del
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wonder if he adjusted his saddle height to get punished like this


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.84002 del
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bertacek your algorithm is influencing mine


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.84003 del
>>84002
>mold inside seat tube
can't infect me if it's not let out of that sealed environment


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.84004 del
>Nevertheless, the international cycling federation has once again disqualified the former track world champion. The official explanation is that the way Van Schip holds his handlebars is not permitted.

>According to Tabak, there is no difference in the way his rider holds his handlebars compared to, for example, Remco Evenepoel or other riders in the breakaway in Greece on Wednesday afternoon. “We read in emails that they (the UCI, ed.) are keeping an eye on us. They tolerate nothing from us, sock height and things like that. We have to deal with this. Jan-Willem himself is furious. But if we let him keep riding like this, we are going to get this every time Van Schip appears at the start line somewhere.”

lmao they are hunting him down


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.84005 del
>>84004
well as we can see in >>83988 pog does the forbidden "forearms as support" thingy, almost everyone does at some point, the UCI really is grasping at straws here


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.84006 del
Pogi finally gonna do Donostia this year?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.84007 del
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>>84005
he does do it like the entire race


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.84008 del
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>>84007
I remember this setup he used to have specifically designed to do nothing but


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.84009 del
>>84001
Get this guy on a real team and he might win something one day


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.84010 del
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>>84009
>could have won a tdf stage but gave it to bardet thinking it was the start of his big career


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.84011 del
Tempted to go all in on the breakaway meme picking Narvaez, Christen, Scaroni and Vendrame.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.84012 del
>>84011
wtf are you looking at my team


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.84013 del
>>84012
I take it you have the Arseman and Storer too then


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.84014 del
>>84013
no arseman and ciccgooner


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:44 [Preview] No.84015 del
>>84014
Nice, fun picks.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.84016 del
>tfw no Skalniak-Sójka AGNIESZKA gf using me face as a sattel


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.84017 del
>>83988
Lel even my aero position is much better and I'm still plenty slow compared to some /elite/ guys


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.84018 del
>>84017
picture from the catacombs under the /cyc/ office


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.84019 del
>>84017
inspecting the copper piping and water flow counter while raping


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.84020 del
>>84017
finnbert torturing himself watching new retarded posts posted by Bertacek & co. on this very /cyc/ but with no close keyboard to answer


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.84021 del
>>84017
did you ever sell that steel frame you never built up?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.84022 del
>>84020
>not dictating you're replies to shitposts on /cyc/


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.84023 del
>>84017
We've seen this copper piping already, still in awe.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.84024 del
>>84022
alexa reply:
meme arrow tea ef double ju no slash see why see slash gee ef


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.84025 del
>>84022
GOOGLE RESPOND WITH SQUEAKER 3 IN THE /cyc/ FOLDER AND TYPE KWAB


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.84026 del
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>AKHEM


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.84027 del
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Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.84028 del
>>84027
>lapeira


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.84029 del
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>>84028
Not disclosing my real team Bert, please.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.84030 del
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>>84029
take mine


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.84031 del
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Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.84032 del
>>84031
Pick gruel


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.84033 del
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Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.84034 del
>>84007
yeah but whats the difference it's not allowed at all. Shouldn't matter if you do it 10 minutes or 3 hours


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:35 [Preview] No.84035 del
How many stages get Jonasd?


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.84036 del
>>84035
good point, I'm taking even less climbers


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.84037 del
>>84035
damn I never even considered that FUCK this kills the VINE stock


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.84038 del
>>84017
very peculiar looking whoop watch disguised as classic watch


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.84039 del
it's true, why take a mediocre GC rider when they cancel to big mountain stages easily
only breakaway merchants and guaranteed finishers can work
DENZ in


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.84040 del
>>84035
Oh shit that's right. Taking everyone out


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.84041 del
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>sowing the seeds of doubt
>the seeds, whole trees!


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:08 [Preview] No.84042 del
>>84017
yeah definitely


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.84043 del
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remove vingegaard


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.84044 del
>>84043
aint ever had him


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.84045 del
haven't even touched me team yet


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.84046 del
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kek wtf is that handlebar angle in the new google fitbit ad


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.84047 del
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Big Bargaining among on the 6-8 tier going on.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.84048 del
>>84046
has AI gone too far


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.84049 del
>>84047
for me it's RONDEL-BREDENWOLD-BLIKRA tridente


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.84050 del
velotuber released ANOTHER video but its vingo propaganda and we just learned that picking vingo a bad idea


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.84051 del
>>84050
that's like 4 videos on the giro lmao


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.84052 del
>>84051
yet he does not factor in the potential of phonecalling at all or does he


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.84053 del
>>84051
Not watching any of that retarded shit


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.84054 del
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After 125 adjustments I have decided, this is it.
I still have an itch it's not perfect, but it's time to let go and take some rest.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.84055 del
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>>84054
How the fuck is my auto-flag USA when I'm in Belgium. I've had France, NL and korea, but USA is a new one.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.84056 del
I made 1 (one) adjustement and my team is perfect
A perfect turd, if you will


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.84057 del
>>84056
for me it's 0 adjustments


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.84058 del
>>84056
Looking at your team now and I don't think Jan Hirt is a very good pick Bert


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.84059 del
Just finished my team. Absolutely retarded but I'm not making a single adjoostment. In the absence of /elite/, I'm of course taking both Morgado and Eulálio. They will surely win many break stages.

Also, wtf are italian sixes? Surely this shit isn't part of the prestigious /cyc/ Championship.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.84060 del
>>84050
That's a psyop, his team is total shit.
He is psyoping his own community


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.84061 del
>>84058
I know but I only had 4 points left anyway


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.84062 del
>>84061
There are about 50 4-pointers that would be a better pick


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.84063 del
>>84062
I read an interview with him in the bohemian het nieuwsblad and he's said he's in TOP form


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.84064 del
>>84062
>>84063
He has been hiding out for weeks at 2500 meters altitude in Colombia. And he is in a contract year. Avoid at your own peril.


Bert 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.84065 del
FYI, Groves will DNS after Bulgaria


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.84066 del
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>>84017
There's so much to enjoy.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.84067 del
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Only person I am considering adjusting is Kielich but I just don't know who in the 4s is worth it. Seems stupid to gamble on secondary sprinters and conti breakaway jobbers rather than guaranteed assist pts


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.84068 del
>>84067
He probably will get his chances at a couple of sprints too


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.84069 del
>>84067
Everybody will have Kielich or Huens if a 4 be needed.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.84070 del
I wonder what the axelgaard team will make. If he is true to his nature he will do vingo-peli-gall and 4 pointers.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.84071 del
>Grischa Niermann: "Wir wollen nicht zur Tour, um Zweiter zu werden."
don't worry, Jonas will fight for 3rd place against Remco then.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.84072 del
>>84071
You mean Lipowitz


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.84073 del
>>84072
lipo and roglic was already a shitshow, what is lipo and memco going to be?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.84074 del
>>84073
Lipo don't give a shit


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.84075 del
>>84073
I mean, it's 2020s Tour. Unless you're riding for UAE or Visma, you have to do nothing besides trying to hang on for as long as possible. It's not like other GC guys need teammates to control breaks or pace climbs.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.84076 del
>>84073
I have a feeling memco will dodge


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.84077 del
>>84076
I think he'll go for stages and mostly the time trials


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.84078 del
>>84077
He'll be worth his overweight in gold in the TTT for lipo anyway. Bora would be stupid not to send him


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.84080 del
>>84078
He'll get "sick" after the tourmalet


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.84081 del
why haven't you done your final adjustment yet?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.84082 del
>>84081
I did. Can't have a bunch of 6th places from ZANA.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.84083 del
>>84054
>125 adjustments
Hello there fellow adjooster!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.84084 del
>>84082
I had a premonition Jonas is going to chute in Bulgaria. If you take Pellizzari you have 10 extra velocoins to spend, what do you say about that


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.84085 del
I trust my picks completely, nobody will let me down. I will consume the kiwi and leave the apples behind.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.84086 del
Well I am locked in, not adjusted since last night, it is what it is. Usually I am around the 30th position overall in grand tours so if you want to steal the team, go ahead.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.84087 del
>>84086
Another kiwilord


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.84088 del
It's the year 2324. I watch on my quantum clock, 12 o clock. Soon the giro team selection of the giro 2026 will close. But after 2 decades of adjusting based on AI simulations I'm confident, this is THE TEAM.
The sleepless nights will all be worth it when I get a (you) from the /cyc/ cummunity. I know, these people are all long gone, but I'm an old soul. That's why I keep connecting my 5d glasses to that timeframe I guess. Just simple cyclismo, primal almost.
I navigate back to my team page for one last glance before I need to catch my shuttle to alpha centuri.
I scroll down. There is an X in the startlist.
A grey hair leaves my scalp. Fuck. It's over.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.84089 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.84090 del
>>84088
Top kek


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.84091 del


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.84092 del


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.84093 del
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WE LIVE IN BULGARIA


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.84094 del
Isn't the start at 14:00 though? We are having 90 minutes of pregame?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.84095 del
>>84094
They will announce everyone that's been sick at 13:00


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.84096 del
>>84084
Good, then having free reign my boy Davide will surprise in the passow and Tymoteusz Kieliszek will fulfill his 100 points per velobuck target in cheeky sprints.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.84098 del
Dawn of the final hour


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.84099 del
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here we go again


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.84100 del
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heh, a certain bert spotted


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.84101 del
Hey you can still adjust


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.84102 del
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Bulgaria is in fact a different time zone


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.84103 del
>>84102
slowpoke.jpg


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.84104 del
HINCAPIE humbled in Mittelbohmen


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.84105 del
fucking sram


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.84106 del
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de koers is van ons?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.84107 del
I think the biggest issue of Bulgaria is that it is full of bulgarians


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.84108 del
>>84101
Yeah for 45 minutes, how long is the neutralized start even. Thought they started at 14:00


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.84109 del
>>84107
they have more Türks than Germany though


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.84110 del
GRANDE PARTENZA

Who are these guys put them in you are team quickly


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.84111 del
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first break of the Giro, Berts already raking in points


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.84112 del
>>84111
Adjusting for first mountain jersey


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.84113 del
TAROZZI AND SEVILLA ADJUST NOW


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.84114 del
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Tarozzi and Sevilla
on the other hand with the vast selection of 6 pointers, not many Berts picked breakaway merchants


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.84115 del
runners go solo


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.84116 del
>>84109
thats crazy and concerning


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.84117 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.84118 del
Which one do we pick, the italian will want it more


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.84119 del
>>84118
Surely.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.84120 del
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>trek


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.84121 del
>>84120
Adjusted out


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.84122 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.84123 del
hehe, temporal quantum adjusting right now


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.84124 del
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T-Rex, der Mann aus Deutsch-Belgien


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.84125 del
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Entered a new team. If Milan and Groenewegen are 1 and 2 I will be the first leader for SURE and I will change my name to Wout van Aert is a disgusting dopeur or something


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.84126 del
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I guess they sent their secondary mechanic crew to Bulgaria


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.84127 del
>>84088
>There is an X in the startlist.
gave me a panic attack


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.84128 del
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when an ad is so old, pogi is still riding around in the NC jersey


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.84129 del
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>>84125
Absolutely shameless, blatant, flagrant and unabashed.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.84130 del
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rapeseed and american style billboards


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.84131 del
>>84124
Isn't Kielich as well? Thought his name means the same thing as the loan word in Polish, "kielich". Guess it is "Kelch" in German. And "kalich" in brtekian.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.84132 del
>>84125
Adjust that one guy to ballerini


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.84133 del
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stinky Danes


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.84134 del
Alright post'em


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.84135 del
Pigged for an airfryer mit grill. Huge discount, my inner jud couldn't help himself. At least I will see if it is worth it and retire my wok from doing most of the dinners since I am not making schnitzels and such.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.84136 del
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>>84134
im ready for day 1 DNF MILAN


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.84137 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.84138 del
>>84136
Kek you actually adjusted tarrozi in, madman


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.84139 del
>>84138
he was in my first draft and never left the team, together with MARCELLUSI he was permanently in the break in last years Giro, but this year he was 4 instead of 6 credits


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.84140 del
why does Kaden Groves have the number 1? doesn't visma get that start number?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.84141 del
>>84140
startnumbers for some reason are handed out per team on alphabetical team order this year


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.84142 del
>>84141
that sounds very autistic


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.84143 del
Surely my strategy of not having a sprinter (since MILAN will DNS early) will pay off


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.84144 del
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when the term eat shit becomes a literal meaning


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.84145 del
Ahh, one of my future Unpronounceables in the fuga in Grecja.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.84146 del
>>84145
gruschtschinski
goschtschurni
ez


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.84147 del
>>84145
Gruščynský is one of the easier tbh (to be honest)


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missed opportunity for funny captions here


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.84149 del
>>84125
>>84134
>>84136
>>84137
>>84143
this will be a wild grande tour


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.84150 del
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>>84146
>>84147
Very good, very nice.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.84151 del
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stupid Eastern Rome couldn't defeat a bunch of slavs


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.84152 del
>>84151
>mfw they show Varna and the end of superkurwapower.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.84153 del
>and probably the last chance to stop the onset of the roaches


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.84154 del
Final adjoosting


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.84155 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.84156 del
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Okay I have seen enough
Time for a ride, but I don't have the faintest idea what to wear to be honest (two be honest)


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.84157 del
now that the il giro is rolling, what are your favorite italian foods/recipes


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.84158 del
>>84155
>burgers airport
>only ruska texnika
Wnat gives.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.84159 del
>>84156
Just your bibs since you will rape


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.84160 del
>>84157
Simple pastas, fresh cheese, light booze.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.84161 del
>>84157
pic related
>>84159
havent raped in couple weeks actually, zwift subscription ran out


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.84162 del
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Alright.

Jonas - obvious
O'Connor - has been shit for a while so I have this feeling everyone will forget about him and give him 5 minutes again
Ciccone, Buitrago - my attaquers, fuck GC semen slurpers and let's have fun
Groves - a gamble but the whole team is there for him and he is always injured and then performs
Scaroni - has been not normal for a long time, must pick
Vendrame - very good this year uphill and can sprint
Kulset - young guy who will keep riding even if it is for 12th or something, good enough for me
Maylan - obvious, must pick in the Il Giro

It should be IMPOSSIBLE to go wrong


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.84163 del
>>84157
Amatriciana or bistecca alla fiorzntina


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.84164 del
>>84152
>Laut einer Legende sei ihm die Flucht nach der Schlacht von Warna gelungen, und er habe sich unter dem Namen Henrique Alemão auf der portugiesischen Insel Madeira niedergelassen.
>according to legend, king Władysław III. managed to escape the battle of Varna and settled under the name of Henrique Alemão on the Portuguese island of Madeira
kek


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.84165 del
>>84161
Damn, oh well you can always hop on your trainer anyway and just record the watts on your Garmin I guess
>>84162
I was pretty close to choosing Kulset but too big of a goomble for me


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.84166 del
>>84164
Ok, teams are up, Big Scrape unterweg, I am off for a shop ride.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.84167 del
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>>84164
heh, a certified vinester


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.84168 del
>>84162
Glad someone fell for my kulset PSYOP


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.84169 del
>dropping 3 bidons in a row
embarassing


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.84170 del
>>84164
one portuguese historian even claims that he had 2 sons with a portuguese rose, one of them, supposedly, a certain COLOMBO Cristóvão

>tfw no portuguese king bff to gift you land in Madeira paradise for you to live the rest of your days with your bff's cousin
why even live?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.84171 del
yes, well. bertaczek is right. time to stretch my legs on the bike a bit. this is a Giro sprinter stage after all.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.84172 del


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.84173 del
So De Lie goes to Tudor? Sounds perfect for him, he doesn't have to do shit and just chill for a few years like Hirschi or Alaphilippe


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.84174 del
>>84173
But he's not going to do shit and fade away as just another has been


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.84175 del
>>84174
he'll finance his farm for another generation with that money


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.84176 del
>>84174
Yes that's what I said Bert


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.84177 del
>>84176
Depends on whether you consider that career arc perfect....


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.84178 del
What sort of place is Bulgaria? I don't know any Bulgarians.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.84179 del
>>84178
They have Tulips.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.84180 del
>>84178
a very bad one, evil people all around


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.84181 del
>>84178
Their foods and drinks contain lots of cucumber


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.84182 del
Only one (1) HUENS


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.84183 del
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43 Jonas Vingegaard
33 Jonathan Milan
24 Christian Scaroni
20 Giulio Ciccone
20 Giulio Pellizzari
17 Andrea Vendrame
17 Thymen Arensman
16 Egan Bernal
14 Filippo Zana
13 Felix Gall
13 Jai Hindley
12 Filippo Ganna
11 Jan Christen
10 Igor Arrieta
10 Alessandro Pinarello
10 Timo Kielich
9 Santiago Buitrago
9 Ben O'Connor
9 Kaden Groves
8 Jhonatan Narváez
8 Tobias Lund Andresen
8 Jay Vine
7 Paul Magnier
7 Michael Storer
7 Adam Yates
6 Marc Soler
6 Manuele Tarozzi
6 Guillermo Thomas Silva
5 Matteo Malucelli
5 Javier Romo
5 Davide Piganzoli
4 António Morgado
4 Chris Harper
4 Mathys Rondel
4 Mattia Bais
4 Afonso Eulálio
4 Derek Gee-West
3 Mick Van Dijke
3 Davide Ballerini
3 Magnus Sheffield
3 Ethan Vernon
3 Aleksandr Vlasov
3 Ben Turner
2 Tim Rex
2 Luca Vergallito
2 Juan Pedro López
2 Alessandro Tonelli
2 Alec Segaert
2 Lennert Van Eetvelt
2 Johannes Kulset
2 Einer Rubio
2 Jan Hirt
2 LUKE TUCKWELL
2 Victor Campenaerts
2 Alberto Bettiol
2 Sepp Kuss
2 Orluis Aular
2 Gianmarco Garofoli
1 Mirco Maestri
1 James Shaw
1 Dylan Groenewegen
1 Amanuel Ghebreigzabhier
1 Embret Svestad-Bårdseng
1 Simone Consonni
1 Tomáš Kopecký
1 Francesco Busatto
1 Corbin Strong
1 Iván García Cortina
1 Ludovico Crescioli
1 Toon Aerts
1 Simone Gualdi
1 Michael Valgren
1 Warren Barguil
1 Pascal Ackermann
1 Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
1 Filippo Magli
1 Lukáš Kubiš
1 Milan Menten
1 Enric Mas
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Jack Haig
1 Enrico Zanoncello
1 Edoardo Zambanini
1 Axel Huens

>7=

2 Jonas Vingegaard Jonathan Milan Giulio Ciccone Filippo Zana Jan Christen Jhonatan Narváez Jay Vine
>Remigration Today
>Velokino


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.84184 del
>>84183
I've done it, I'm now the lamest team maker


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.84185 del
A few non-meme teams without Jonas:

The Natty Gambit
RCT
Fraudulence CC
Flower Power
Another team fraudulence

Slome Duikelaar
Getting Paid to Goomble
w52
Italian Fraudulence
Netcompany Asthma


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.84186 del
>>84185
>its all fraudulence but me
pwoah you guys will see who was right come week 3


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.84187 del
>>84181
Curious


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.84188 del
>>84183
Hmmm I definitely have a team that could win big or totally implode


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.84189 del
Zesty


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.84190 del
>>84162
pretty close to yours truly, 6/9


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.84192 del
Bulgaria pretty


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.84193 del
I hope you are ready for Groenewegen in pink today


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.84194 del
>>84193
hehehe certified autismbert banger


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.84195 del
>>84193
Haha you are funny


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.84196 del
>>84194
I don't have autism


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.84197 del
>>84196
I do and believe in greenstreets


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.84198 del
>>84189
this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.84199 del
>>84197
It's flat and he's fast again. He should be about as likely as Milan to win today.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.84200 del
>>84199
not that flat tbh


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.84201 del
>>84196
wait WHAT


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.84202 del
comfy island


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.84203 del
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>>84196
>posting on obscure endchan board about some niche sport
>not autistic


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.84204 del
>>84193
should be in cuffs


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.84205 del
>>84203
Does that mean I'm autistic

Can I get some sort of subsidy from the government


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.84206 del
any livestream that works? https://dlhd.dad/ doesn't work anymore


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.84207 del
>>84206
Max.com


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.84208 del
>>84206
This is where I'm watching: https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=33
If you search for daddylive stream on yandex the top result will (in my experience) generally be their most recent working url.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.84209 del
>>84208
thanks my man, and thanks for the tip
the url changes so much I can't keep up sometimes


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.84210 del
imagine ackermann winning today


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.84211 del
>>84210
didn't realize he was even in the race


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.84212 del
inside 10k, stream starts dying, classic


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.84213 del
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>>84205
got you covered bert


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.84214 del
expecting a chute catastrophale


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.84215 del
>>84212
I switched to cycling.today and it's less laggy at the moment. Juggling low quality pirate streams is a sacred art of the poorfags.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.84216 del
>>84212
player 5 works well


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.84217 del
>everyone has a 6 man sprint train
insane stuff, this will end bad with somebody dropping in the middle


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.84218 del
can't wait to cheer for wholesome greenways after he wins today for the funny yt team!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.84219 del
please chute


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.84220 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.84221 del
>>84220
False flag


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.84222 del
>>84216
>>84215
it stabilized, we're good


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.84223 del
nervous peloton


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84224 del
CHUTE!!!!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84225 del
>>84214
im so sorry


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84226 del
>>84223
called it


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84227 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84228 del
Chute catastrophale terminale cancerale


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84229 del
fuck yeah


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.84230 del
Uhhhhh... Milanbros?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84231 del
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why did I replace Magnier with Milan?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84232 del
Fuck yeah paul !


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84233 del
what a fucking mess


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84234 del
man that was beautiful one of the most aesthetic chutes in a while


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84235 del
Meelan extremely weak. It's over


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84236 del
um, classic Giro?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.84237 del
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.84238 del
holy shit milan is weak as fuck, already over for me


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.84239 del
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meanwhile pedalton still stuck in traffic


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.84240 del
The whole Alpecin, if Groves is dead I am DONE


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.84241 del
Lund had to open a little early but still good sprint from him. Milan slower than an Italian grandma though.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.84242 del
Greewnays looking collected


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.84243 del
Greenstreets done


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.84244 del
ahhhh fuck


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.84245 del
>>84240
groves seems to have fallen at least
Jersey is teared


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.84246 del
hello Orla :)


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.84247 del
soler 12th
first points in bertbros


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.84248 del
Fellow magnier pickers, we're feasting


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.84249 del
>>84238
lmao he was bobbing like crazy, even more than usual


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.84250 del
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>


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.84251 del
>>84247
seems a bit ridiculous to assign placings to riders not in the first group


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.84252 del
>>84251
he just wanted it more


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.84253 del
>>84245
He made a fucking crazy salto mortale. It's over


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.84254 del
>>84248
Also get vernon. Im double feasting


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.84255 del
>>84248
All seven of us.
Kek you picked him too, i just couldn't resist picking a french sprinter


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.84256 del
1st stage sprint stage is just a chaotic endeavor innit
rush for pink, everyone as fresh as they can be


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.84257 del
>>84251
Assuming your tracker isn't broken in the fall your position would be recorded automatically, wouldn't it?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.84258 del
>>84254
Now taht's a risky pick
>>84255
I needed a squeaker after taking huens out


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.84259 del
jay vine and van eetvelt survived
a miracle


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.84260 del
Jonas will not be impressed with this stage design. I'm expecting a neutralised finish before the first rest day.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.84261 del
If Groves DNF I am quitting forever


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.84262 del
>>84259
Bless RCS for making a completely flat stage 1 so that these retards don't get any funny ideas and actually survive for a bit.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.84263 del
>>84259
Even Arensgod is still alive


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.84264 del
>>84263
Surprisingly it seems less damages than expected , except for a few riders who seems in a bad shape.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.84265 del
>>84257
they're surely doing position crossing the line, not position when the chute happened


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.84266 del
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spott'em


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.84267 del
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>>84266
more or less these guys


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.84268 del
>>84266
turner is a lucky man.
You can see him going right and then stopping in front of a literal bike flying next to him.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.84269 del
>>84254
Nice, I have chickened out on Vernon, was afraid they will take turns again with all their 4 speedy guys.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.84270 del
looking at the replay, groves is absolutely fuck
should be a miracle if he doesn't have a back injury or something what a horrible crash


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.84271 del
>>84270
Poor guy lost his entire spring and then crashes again on his first day back on the bike.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.84272 del


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.84273 del
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>>84271
the tragic life of a sprinter


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.84274 del
oh no it's Anders again


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.84275 del
>>84273
Really is the worst job in cycling.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.84276 del
>>84275
sucks more for groves because he's almost obliged to sprint here but all he really wants is the selective thinned out sprint
fatties like dylan want this


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.84277 del
man


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.84278 del
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courtesy of rusbert, while I took a shower.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.84279 del
>>84278
just a touchawheels by blikra


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.84280 del
>>84278
yeah, I don't think it was the barrier's fault


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.84281 del
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Ok Im back, time to watch the Giro finale
How many km left?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.84282 del
holy shit


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.84283 del
>>84278
skinny astana dude on the right (silva?) got pummeled hard


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.84284 del
juicy rampa for the puffy clams today


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.84285 del
What's Italian gyros like?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.84286 del
>>84284
Kasia needs to pretend that Vollering is here just up the road


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.84287 del
>>84283
Ballerini, Malucelli, Bettiol and Silva all went down.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.84288 del
>>84284
I remember this one, this is where suleiman yashidi won his vuelta


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.84289 del
oh and tomorrow they are doing the mighty Angliru.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.84290 del
>>84288
>meinkes won here too
>memco took 30+ seconds on ayuso and mas on this climb
I do not remember this at all


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.84291 del
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ynr liane and reddit girl. haven't discussed those in a while.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.84292 del
>>84291
reddit girl has been on domestique duty for a couple years now, hasn't done anything


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.84293 del
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There was a baumstelle at local road, another cyclist came, we chatted and rode together for like 20 km until we went our separate ways.
How often do you randomly ride with stranger runners?
Doesn't happen at all often to me since the weird sounds from me bike scare strangers away


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.84294 del
He has an absolutely beautiful pinarello dogma too, stunning looking. Got new bike envy hard.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.84295 del
>>84293
I do this sometimes, last week I rode with another stranger for like 40km and we talked about what challenges we were doing this year


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.84296 del
>>84293
happened to me only once, we rode for 15km until our paths diverged again. the others that like to chat are during breaks, older cyclists that like that I still use rim brakes.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.84297 del
chute van damn


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.84298 del
>>84293
I do it pretty often, more often than intentionally going on a ride with someone (usually the other Calibert)


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.84299 del
>>84293
very rarely because there are not many people who ride my routes in general and even less ride my pace, usually interaction is just a quick greet
which colorway was the bike?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.84300 del
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Also, the sun glasses I lost? Well i found them when I tried to put helmet on me head. They were stuck inside.
So now I have two sunglasses.
Can I wear both at the same time?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.84301 del
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>>84300
sometimes I worry about you


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.84302 del
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>>84300
>Also, the sun glasses I lost? Well i found them when I tried to put helmet on me head. They were stuck inside


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.84303 del
>>84300
you can now match them with your outfit, if you don't have matching kit you should paypig for that


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.84304 del


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.84305 del
femmes reached the start of the rampa


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.84306 del
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>>84299
This exact model
>16k euro bike


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.84307 del
>>84305
with heavy rain, kino


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.84308 del
>>84293
It happens in south of france, but you need to ride at boomer's speed (some of them are decent tbhq) and be willing to listen to the most OUTDATED training advices for hours


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.84309 del
>>84306
last years merda edition innit, its nice and better than mine. I have red/black which is alright but wouldn't be my first choice and there was nothing else on the (used) market.
Also there is a huge amount of fake pinarellos on the market for <1k € per frameset, surprisingly common sight.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.84310 del
torrential rain with the femmes


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.84311 del
Kerbaol gonna pop


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.84312 del
prevot dead


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.84313 del
Points.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.84314 del
kwabsia


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.84315 del
Kwabsia truly can't to anything great.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.84316 del
>>84313
what points


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.84317 del
based Anna 2bqh


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.84318 del
AvB outer body experience.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.84319 del
>>84316
Are.
In.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.84320 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.84321 del
lmao this is so steep


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.84322 del
>>84319
oh there we are, 16 assist points...


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.84323 del
CHUTE MOTO


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.84324 del
>kasia when she can't show booba


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.84325 del
>>84293
>another cyclist came, we chatted and rode together for like 20 km until we went our separate ways.
happens every other ride nowadays


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.84326 del
>adopted the name phinney
>it's all fini
Like pottery.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.84327 del
Anime would win this race


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.84328 del
It's so kwabsiaover


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.84329 del
>no espanyola cyc gf speaking 1000 words per minute


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.84330 del
Anna, Vos, and Anime all showed that they were actual pros in their prime and the rest of the peloton is only now catching up


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.84331 del
>>84330
it's kinda funny, the hags are good and the zoomettes are good
the generation in between is kinda fraudulent


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.84332 del
Hypothetical best team for Giro stage 1:
>Soler
>Vlasov
>Zana
>Gall
>Magnier
>Gudmestad
>Van Gestel
>Walscheid
>Lund
You could already have scored 859 points, Bert.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.84333 del
>>84325
Never happened to me and I have 5k in vienna


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.84334 del
>>84332
i have 1 (one) of these and have like torty velopoints


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.84335 del
The instagram cycling girls never wave back. It's not like I ride behind them, sniff.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.84336 del
>>84335
This is true, never understood why tbqh. They're going full larp with 10k bikes they could also say hi like the pros


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.84337 del
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>>84335
sometimes I get unreasonably upset if a fellow cyclist doesn't do the nod or slight hand raise back


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.84338 del
>>84337
>a fellow cyclist doesn't do the nod or slight hand raise back
That's me.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.84340 del
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Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.84341 del
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>>84337
>>84338
>too big to get waved or nodded at
Had someone do something maybe like 3 times in me life.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.84342 del
>“Kaden sustained abrasions to both shoulders, his calf, and his elbow,” Alpecin-Premier Tech wrote in a social media update. Groves was caught in the crush and collided hard with the barriers, tearing open a large part of his jersey and shorts. “We expect him to be able to start the second stage tomorrow without too many problems.”

how resilient the body is, me? I'd stay in bed for 3 days


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.84343 del
>>84341
For me it's easy, if it's a drop bar bike I wave, unless the bike comes with flared drop bars, tires wider than 40mm or a suspension.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.84344 del
>>84342
Well chuting on a Bulgarian road, I want to have everything disinfected and cleaned asap and a rabies shot can't hurt.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.84345 del
>>84343
not waiving to hardtail chads crushing it on the flats?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.84346 del
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>>84343
No interactions with gr*vel f*gs, I just stopped doing anything because people just pass me, like they're afraid to wave back the wrong way.
And I am just a cute little acoustic bert wanting some frens on the road, not a savage grug.
>now realizing I must look something like this while holding the bar, much smaller gut of coursh


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.84347 del
>>84346
I wave to all except boomers who don't even look in my direction


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.84348 del
>>84345
unless it's an old 3 front ring mtb, they are slow and to be treated the same way as e-bike boomers.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.84349 del
Speaking of hardtail I think tomorrow's ride is MTB fun


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.84350 del
>>84347
I wave to all except kids a d teenagers so I dont get child molester charges.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.84351 del
>>84350
No need to worry about this in Wallonia


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.84352 del
>>84343
this is the way


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.84353 del
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Got the duck right!
This shit is GREAT!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.84354 del
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The rampa inhumana the ladies rode today, Alto Les Praeres was the last day of GC Remco btw. It only went downhill since.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.84355 del
Excuse me, I was told that Gronewegen would be wearing pink today

Can whoever said that please explain themselves


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.84356 del
>>84355
nobody would be autistic enough to make such a claim


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.84357 del
>>84355
divine intervention >>84340


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.84358 del
>>84355
A dangerous crash prevented what would otherwise be an easy win for Groenewegen


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.84359 del
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>>84353
just straight duck or you added something?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.84360 del
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>>84353
kwack!


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.84361 del
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dont eat ducks


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.84362 del
>>84357
>>84358
I'm sorry, I guess I assumed that positioning and bike handling was an essential skill for a sprinter but I guess not


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.84363 del
>>84362
A true sprinter would have done a 2 meter bunny hop over all the crashing riders and used the momentun to launch his sprint early. I guess I overestimated him.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.84364 del
>>84363
Just saying that tail gunning in an obvious chute fest finale on the first day of a GT with everyone being sketchy as fuck trying to get the pink jersey is not good positioning.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:18 [Preview] No.84365 del
>>84364
So a sprinter should stay away from the front on a sprint stage because it's dangerous? I have a great rider called Fabio Jakobsen you should sign he hasn't seen the front of the race for a couple years now.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.84366 del
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I peak with a 1-2 on stage one. All downhill from here.
>>84361
duck


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.84367 del
>>84353
Is there still duckmeat made in Europe? Wiesenhof Hungary couldn't compete with duckmeat from China and that already was bottom of the barrel production and quality wise.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.84368 del
>>84343
I wave at anyone who is riding for exercise. If they're commuting or just out on a leisure ride, they don't get a wave. And by wave, I mean slightly raising my hand. I would say maybe 75% wave back.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.84369 del
>>84335
I don't greet female cyclists at all, don't think I would greet back if they greeted first but as we know that wouldn't happen anyways (rare exception is one Arkea runner I saw sometimes last year, never seen again since the team folded)


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.84370 del
>>84367
Yes, most of duck eaten in france is made here


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.84371 del
>>84369
Based


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.84372 del
>>84367
My neighboor goes shooting them, so yes.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.84373 del
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>>84293
The last encounter I had was some boomer accusing me of riding on a "hidden" e-bike (I guess because of the "aero" down tube) and got really angry when I denied it but he kept riding next to me for like 10km and rambled about how useless modern bike tech is.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.84374 del
>>84359
>>84367
It was some Kaufland sale, duck breast already in paprika marinade.
Not going to lie, cutting it in pieces was a mistake and made me really force meself into eating it again but searing the whole thing both sides made it a completely different meal.
I will check where the critter was from, I'd expect it to be Polish, it's not a rarity nor a special treat here, I just never tried it (please be patient, I like to stick to known routines, only lately did it budge).
I know my lady from whom I buy egsh also has whole ducks you can order. Will have to check one out some time.


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.84375 del
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What do you people mean, "duck meat made in China"? Don't you people eat locally-butchered meat? Do you really import duck meat from other continents?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.84376 del
>>84375
I have not and will never buy a product not made in CHYNA


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.84377 del
ciclismo?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.84378 del
>>84377
what can we expect for tomorrows stage


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.84379 del
>>84378
Ciccone easy


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.84380 del
>>84378
All my runners DNF or something


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.84381 del
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Anyway I have been in Veliko Tarnovo once. It was pretty cool


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.84382 del
Morgado of all places is the favorite on Unibet


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.84383 del
Looks like another long sleeves ride tomorrow


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.84384 del
>>84382
well he really went for those 4 bonus seconds at the red bull slop, maybe that is baiting people into thinking he will survive for pink


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.84386 del
>>84383
shouldn't you be going to see the stages in person?


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.84387 del
>>84383
its quite cool until noon to say the least, annoying


Bert 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.84388 del
>>84386
Bulgaria is kinda far away
>>84387
The wind cold again


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.84389 del
>>84384
could mean that Narvaez is shit and they'll ride for Morgado


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.84390 del
>>84376
Tires too?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.84391 del
>Wellens is doing the weekend breton
lmao


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.84392 del
>>84391
>No full startlist
>Have to leave in 30 min for a big ride so can't adjust
Don't degenkolb me


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.84393 del
>>84392
Tkae this one, it's safe


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.84395 del
MOSCHETTI DNS
(no one picked him)


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.84396 del
Bruyneel selling a rumor NARVAEZ is going back to Ineosmierda.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.84397 del
>>84396
they really love their sudacas at netcompany-ineos-sky


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.84398 del
Is today the usual early stage where Arensmeme randomly loses 2 minutes or is that stage 5?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.84399 del
Finally hit over 400W for 20min at 79kg weight. Nice to hit PR's before the inevitable loss of fitness the baby will bring.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.84400 del
>>84399
absolutely pas normal, congrats on the PR!

me I ate too much beurre blanc last night and spent 2h on the shitter at 3am, so todays ride (if it even happens) is definitely compromised


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.84401 del
>>84399
well, that's it. time to tip off WADA.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.84402 del
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>>84399
BIG numbers!


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.84403 del
3km to go for the Femmes in little Britain
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oSgHRzMzPck [Embed]


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.84404 del
julie begone


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.84405 del
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Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.84406 del
Noskova humbled


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.84407 del
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some dutch girl won
bertaczekova went too early and julie bego very fraudulent


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Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.84409 del
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Unwelcoming weather again, might go for a short ride after all the ciclismo


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.84410 del
>>84399
Very nice bert. For me some very nice 3h gravel


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>>84410
Mandatory flan


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>>84410
occitanie-posting is back, very nice


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.84413 del
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peloton blazing fast at 30km/h


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.84414 del
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those swapping in Sevilla last second yesterday profiting BIG


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.84415 del
>>84414
No one did kek. It is all Tarozzi.


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weak efforts, nobody wants to go hard on a 222km Giro stage


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.84417 del
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>1 Enric Mas
heh


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.84418 del
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nice


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.84419 del
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in memory of wout


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.84420 del
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>>84416
>tfw no Roma flag


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massive watts in testa


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.84422 del
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BIG ATTAQUE TOP GANNA


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.84423 del
>With each passing day, more controversy seems to arise around last week’s Traka Adventure, a 560-kilometer event around Girona, Spain. The event, the longest of The Traka gravel options — which the organizers claim is not a race — has been marred by several scandals that have undermined the results of the event and have raised questions around the organization and ultra-racing writ large.
>Between the men’s winner, Victor Bosoni, cutting the course multiple times according to GPS data; the second-place rider, Max Agut, having previously served a four-year doping ban before resuming his cycling career last August; and according to some participants persistent inconsistencies and organizational failures in the lead-up to the race, the event has come under much scrutiny this week.
>After the course-cutting controversy, a second shoe dropped as more information about Max Agut, the second-place finisher, who almost won if it weren’t for a broken handlebar at the tail end of the event, came to light.Agut, an ultra-racer who appeared to burst onto the scene last year with a landmark performance at the 2025 Badlands ultra-event, was suspended for four years for EPO in 2021 as an amateur cyclist in France. While Agut was not a UCI pro rider, he was racing in U23 and low-level UCI races until he abruptly stopped racing in August of 2021.
>Questions about medical transparency have also swirled around the winner, Victor Bosoni. Bosoni has been open about his therapeutic use of testosterone treatment to encourage muscle growth for the diminutive French ultra specialist.

WTF I love gravel racing now


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.84424 del
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bertaczek mirin at ganna's pinarello


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.84425 del
one Morgado in pink, se faz favor


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k then still alive


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.84427 del
>>84426
admirable, but mistaken


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are you giddings me?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.84429 del
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ayds


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the fuck this is a toll road, this isn't even a proper Autobahn. what are they doing with the EU money?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.84431 del
>>84430
Guy in blue is how I imagine this slavic-thracian mix.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.84432 del
>>84430
isn't it like this?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.84433 del
I crashed with 60 km/h earlier this week. Collarbone got collected. Now i cant keep it steady and affraid it will not heal properly. After almost a week bone is still moving.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.84434 del
>>84433
Kirschner wire it if needed.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.84435 del
>>84433
Sorry Bert, what happened?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.84436 del
>>84435
We were racing on the limit on the public road because we are dumb. Friend op mine made a weird line and was behind him, hands in the drops, my front wheel partly besides his backwheel. Wheels touched hard, i couldnt keep my balance.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.84437 del
>>84436
toč of wheel, innit
surely you were brought to Herentals?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.84438 del
WELLENS is OUT, FUCK!


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.84439 del
>>84437
No Belgian collarbone wizzards for me :(


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.84440 del
>>84412
He, I've been away for a while. Feels good to be back


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.84441 del
Finnish superstars Jaakko HÄNNINEN and this year's comet Axel KÄLLBERG are racing today btw
>>84433
sorry to hear that bert, get well soon!


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.84442 del
And some spicy noodles. We're feasting todayy


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.84443 del
>>84442
Every time I eat spicy food now, I have intestinal cramps for like a whole day


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.84444 del
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25 Benoît Cosnefroy
19 Paul Lapeira
19 Clément Venturini
17 Axel Zingle
16 Emilien Jeannière
9 QUINTEN HERMANS
7 Fernando Barceló
6 Lewis Askey
6 Per Strand Hagenes
3 BRADY GILMORE
3 HUGO HOFSTETTER
3 Rasmus Tiller
3 David Gaudu
2 Riley Sheehan
2 TIM WELLENS
2 Thibaud Gruel
2 Alex Molenaar
2 Jenthe Biermans
2 Luca Van Boven
1 Marc Brustenga
1 Lander Loockx
1 Juan Sebastián Molano
1 Rui Oliveira
1 Matys Grisel

>6=

2 Benoît Cosnefroy Paul Lapeira Clément Venturini Axel Zingle Emilien Jeannière Lewis Askey
>Rolling for Robyn
>Diesel e Vinho Verde


2 Benoît Cosnefroy Paul Lapeira Clément Venturini Axel Zingle Emilien Jeannière QUINTEN HERMANS
>The Natty Gambit
>Slome Duikelaar


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.84445 del
Many haberts caught out with missing drivers, me included.
Suissebert, Bertele and MVDF caught with two out.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.84446 del
>>84444
>3 BRADY GILMORE
fuck


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Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.84448 del
>>84445
Why even make a Velogame for this shit race with inaccurate startlist??


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.84449 del
>>84445
I demand a refund, they were on the inofficial startlist


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.84450 del
>>84444
I adjusted just in time during my piss break


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.84451 del
Crampy wearing glasses and normal shoes? Curious...


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.84452 del
>>84451
Like a caged lion...


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.84453 del
>>84448
>>84449
plenty of time to adjust for attentionpayers


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.84454 del
>>84444
Oh fuck, hoping for some big upset now


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.84455 del
SEIXAS would have won this stage


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.84456 del
>>84453
I made my team at 1130p last night and startlist wasn't finalized


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.84457 del
>>84433
Damn that's rough. I'm afraid of riding in group so I'm either at the front or doing the Schmid


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.84458 del
>>84456
alarm 1h before the race is mandatory. jk its stressful even as european, requires very limited social life


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.84459 del
>>84458
>Waking up at 230a on a Saturday to adjust for the GP du Morbihan
Not quite at that point in my life


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.84460 del
remember when george sent e-mails to warn you of startlist changes


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.84461 del
Femeninas are scaling the mythical slopes of Angliru as we speak


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anyways, fun ride from with stops in local breweries who opened their doors for the cyclists
love beers


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.84463 del
could he wear this in comp?
wales jersey when?


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.84464 del
kasia fucking sucks these days


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.84465 del
Hag ded.


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.84466 del
Blasi is pas normal


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Total hag humiliation


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>>84423
>Victor Bosoni
that fucker won the atlas mountain race this year, might add an asterisk there


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.84469 del
day 4 of DOMS from that trailr*n, dogshit legs but at least the weather was pristine


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.84470 del
>>84399
holy noombers
>>84433
sorry to hear that pal


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.84471 del
>>84469
>DOMS
it lasted 7 (seven) days for me


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.84473 del
>>84471
don't scare me bert, I want to walk normal again. even sleeping on the belly hurts


Bert 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.84474 del
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who's getting it



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