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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No. 82453
Suisse edition

>Current and upcoming road races
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>82063


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.82454 del
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Where did the previous thread go?
Did suissebert nuke a thread instead of deleting one post?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.82455 del
>>82454
No. The site is under attack and I acted hastily.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.82456 del
#TDR2026 🇨🇭 | Stage 1

⛰️ OVRONNAZ (8.75 km, 9.95%, 871 m)

🇸🇮 Tadej Pogačar

• 28:26
• 6.41 w/kg (est. "60kg" standard)
• 1838 m/h VAM
• 18.46 km/h

Mid gas for Tadej
not mid gas for bert


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.82457 del
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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.82458 del
so THALMANN was my one good pick, great


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.82459 del
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>>82455
Battlestations!


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.82460 del
Top Ganna should get the road race NC at some point soon


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.82461 del
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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.82462 del
God I'm already tired of SEIXAS in French media. And I thought remco hype was bad


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.82463 del
Drake BECKHAM done a pas normal down in Tyrone
let's see if the young stud can hold onto VARGAS in the passos


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.82464 del
>>82462
>Lipowitz qui a pris 2:30 dans les dents par Seixas au Pays Basque, bascule avec Pogacar sur le col le plus difficile de la semaine en Romandie.

>Je dis ça, je dis rien.
😂👌


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.82465 del
>>82455
By whom?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.82466 del
Schmid abandon


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.82467 del
>>82466
Good


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.82468 del
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>>82466


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.82469 del
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>>82464
Squeakers will only get more unhinged as the time goes on


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.82470 del
Van Rysel with another victory, this team is DOPED this year


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.82471 del
>>82469
the amount of french people proclaiming seixas is clean is concerning.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.82472 del
>>82470
wow some cx fraud is 2nd
not a good look for roadies


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.82473 del
plapp lacheeing


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.82474 del
>>82473
What? Why I am I even still picking these teams, it's pointless.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.82475 del
>>82471
He is as clean as it gets


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.82476 del
>>82474
the jayco boys look like they ate bad fish, that hellemose dude looks like he's about to shit himself


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.82477 del
Haquin pickers we feasting today


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.82478 del
Sigma Sports Cafe Ride with the stoner foid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vi0RYGUTyMU [Embed]


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.82479 del
>combativity sprint
wtf


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.82480 del
I guess I am giving it one more shot, if half of my important drivers DNF or collapse inexplicably again in Frankfurt, Giro, this will be it for goombling and caring about it.
Not saying I am not playing again after that but you can't be having bad luck for a month, with two (2) cat tree (3) exceptions.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.82481 del
>>82480
this one was particularly rough to choose for, I am doing way worse than you, c'est la vie


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.82482 del
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I just got home. for the record. I didn't delete the old thread. I guess I was bullied by the endchan AI bot again.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.82483 del
>>82480
It's your own fault Bert. You were too smug and that gets punished harshly


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.82484 del
>>82480
there is only one word for this post
kwab


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.82485 del
plapp isn't even dropped, he's dangling at the back with his team for some reason


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.82486 del
>>82481
But it has been a month, I do all the boring picks, they die, I try to be clever, they die, the ones that are supposed to suck don't suck, like Lenny who has been ill a few days ago.
>>82483
I did repent for a long time now.
>>82484
That smug means you're never seeing that gold star kek, especially if I run out of fugs to give about even the /CYC/ GC shits.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.82487 del
>fraudulent Italian NC finally doing something noteworthy
that took ages


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.82488 del
>>82486
it's a fun little supplement to watching the races my Bert, don't stress it


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.82489 del
>>82488
Get a load of this guy, he doesn't watch ciclismo through the prism of past, present and future goombling decishins.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.82490 del
>>82486
I play for fun, not for the gold star
you care too much bert
last year I had 4 DNF's in the vuelta, it's still just a game


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.82491 del
lipo interview before the start:
>I'm feeling a bit K.O.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.82492 del
I'm sure this gap will disappear in an instant, but they really are leaving it late


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.82493 del
>>82492
soderbeast won't be easy to catch


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82494 del
>>82490
Bertman, don't give me that shit about playing "just for fun", I've been here long enough to see how it looks when you're rolling into it.
I care just enough for a stupid fake credits game, now I have seen my mistake, maybe a sign from heavens.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82495 del
Somberquest goes solo


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.82496 del
>>82495
knew I should have taken him


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.82497 del
Söderqvist is quite strong, I don't know...


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.82498 del
>10th Grande Prémio Anicolor
some 3 stage volta this international workers day weekend with your sulfurous teams happening


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.82499 del
Oh never mind that climb is much longer than I thought


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.82500 del
>>82494
don't project on me, I play for fun
I even play the female races and I play on sporza too lmao
I enjoy it, it adds a factor to care about minor riders and I enjoy the puzzles
ofcourse it's not fun if you're doing bad but there's a billion races, we're not even halfway through the superclassico


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.82501 del
SPLIT IN PEDALTON


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.82502 del
Sunderqist is a machine


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82503 del
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ROGLIC slaving for POGACAR


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82504 del
godoped closing the gap himself


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82505 del
>>82486
>Lenny who has been ill a few days ago
Knowers knew this was just an excuse and the real reason was that he took too much dope and would have still glowed on the day of LBL.
But on a serious note, did they even say he was sick? Because I don't remember it.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.82506 del
Godon ded?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.82507 del
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Plapp on the front even so that Bert meltdown was for nothing


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82508 del
ROGLIC did a 20 sec pull and retired into grupeto


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82509 del
cepeda baiting pogi


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82510 del
lol, of course VPP is there today


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82511 del
>>82500
I'm sorry but this is some smol man female cop out from a guy who can't help himself from overreacting to every other happening on the parcours and telling other people all the time to calm down when he himself needs to calm down.
I know, I can't tell a joke or performative bertsmanship, I'm autistic, haha.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.82512 del
the buckbroken velogambler kneels before the attentionpaying purist chad


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82513 del
QUINTANA AT THE FRONT
RED ALERT


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82514 del
>>82505
I think I have heard that from my commentators, it was why he was pulled from LBL.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82515 del
Wow great attaque from Lipobitch. If that even was one I can't tell


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.82516 del
LANDAESQUE attaque from lipofraud


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82517 del
Tudor guy attacking from position 30 was incredible.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82518 del
>>82511
but the posts are performative, like bertacek
what else am I supposed to post during the race


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.82519 del
I don't know if Within can beat Pog though


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82520 del
>>82506
Still there


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82521 del
Oh alright whatever


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82522 del
>>82486
>>82505
Dredged up the Bahrain press release:
>From our side, we decided not to race Lenny Martinez at Liège – Bastogne – Liège to allow him to recover fully, as Romandie is one of his main targets. He will share leadership with Antonio Tiberi, and we expect a strong performance from both.
No mention of illness.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.82523 del
HEIL POGACAR


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82524 del
lmao


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82525 del
lmao, ez gg


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82526 del
LAME


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82527 del
Kek he just wanted to have fun in a sprint instead of dropping those frauds


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82528 del
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Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.82529 del
at least godon got the prologue


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.82530 del
him coming to this race in classics shape is really just playing with his food


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82531 del
>quintaner 10th in a sprint


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82532 del
Roglic?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.82533 del
Oh what the FUCK VPP 5th? This is some BULLSHIT man


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.82534 del
Godon barely beat memco and now Pogi beats Godon
it all makes sense, like rock paper scissors


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.82535 del
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Nairoman #10


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82536 del
gaudu lmao


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82537 del
>>82518
When I see more all caps, cringy wordplay, frogposting then I will believe that all those way too soon "he gone/he won't make it/he can't be good because reason" is playful performance, otherwise control group is just normalposting like on cyclingnews or watching in a bar over a beer.
>>82522
Surely this psyops to hide his real illness.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.82538 del
>Gaudu


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.82539 del
>>82535
:)


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.82540 del
And how the FUCK is that Witśen so good, especially yesterday.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.82541 del
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>>82531
>>82539


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.82542 del
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roidlic bros what happened (posted with reaction image)


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.82543 del
>40 years draught because we're a clean nation
>too talent comes and give us hope
>everybody act like he's doped
Really we're not being rewarded for carrying this sport for so long


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.82544 del
170km ride tomorrow for worker's day
someone pray for me


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.82545 del
>>82544
I pray you will skore some mit fotos


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.82546 del
>>82545
might post, I will be going to the primal source of duvels


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.82552 del
So this is 66kg pogi. I reckon he'd still win the tour at that weight. How much more can he add before he loses to skelly Jonas?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.82553 del
Oh boi, that spam in the catalog lol. I'm kinda busy right now. I hope bossmann can take care of it, playing janitor on the phone sucks.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.82554 del
>this is fine


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.82555 del
thanks I guess, this time without deleting this thread.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.82556 del
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>the bertaček special
I bonked massively, and the BB in me grabbel bike suddenly makes some weird clicking noise on every full rotation


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.82557 del
>>82556
time to p*rchase some new wheels and shoes innit


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.82558 del
>>82556
The fuck is that road around 40k? Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.82559 del
>>82558
>Straight rampa that you bombed down and immediately climbed up again?
yes, and thats where the bonking happened


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.82560 del
>>82556
Aren't you going too hard? All your rides are tempo+ it seems


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.82561 del
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>>82560
tempo+ is where the fun is at, and cycling for me is only about fun. don't care if its inefficient for training or whatever


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.82563 del
>>82556
I somehow dehydrated twice this week on sub 2h rides
also that is obviously the ONLY correct mindset to have (non debatable) >>82561


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.82564 del
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>>82556
>bonking on 60 km ride
VERY based


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.82565 del
>>82561
holy based


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.82566 del
>>82561
damn straight


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.82567 del
>>82561
Hehe, fair enough. Take it cool on the descent I can see the collector looming over you though


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.82568 del
>>82567
today was actually the sketchiest ride in a long time. had some -25% to -30% descents on pretty shitty gravel, down Hadersfeld, on 40mm tyres. but alas, the collector has to wait


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.82569 del
This motor was promised to him 3000 years ago and now it behaves like THIS?!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hUMV6rIC56w


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.82570 del
>>82569
lmao


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.82571 del
>>82569
ouch


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.82572 del
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>>82569
cursed bike


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.82573 del
>>82571
Well it better ouch if he is going to chutzpah on an eletric moter.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.82574 del
>>82573
the bike just saw some palestenian kid in the weeds


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.82575 del
>>82552
he'd get smoked in current form by vingo desu


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.82576 del
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Payupiggud for a smartwatch.
That amazon Balance 2 XT I have mentioned.
It was a sale, I am innocent.


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.82577 del
>>82576
its alright we all pigged bigger sins


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.82578 del
>>82575
2bqh I think he's hiding how strong he is uphill because he doesn't need to drop anyone right now with how good his sprint is; he doesn't care if he wins Romandie and Suisse on bonis


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.82579 del
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>paypiging
I am still thinken of that power2max paypig thing
Perhaps it would be a good time to buy new chainrings since these probably have some 50k on them


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.82580 del
>>82579
the favero RS are red though
red is faster


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.82581 del
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>>82580


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.82582 del
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>>82581
yea
I know


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.82583 del
>380€ for PM + 100€ for new rings
It's not that much and would extend the life of me bike for couple of years (hopefully)
Will think about it


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.82584 del
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based motopacing


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.82585 del
>>82583
just check a nearby dumbster for someone's discarded components


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>>82585
>the discarded components I told you about


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.82587 del
Watching highlights of Romandie 2019
What a comfy race that was, I don't remember it at all
>prime ROGLIC
>fraud COSTA
>slippy THOMAS
>GAUDU
>BETANCUR, SPILAK, ZAKARIN and FRANK of all places
>GROSS SHARTS on Bora

ROGLIC almost won 5 stages, Kirby says "ski jumper" every 30 seconds
We have to go back


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.82588 del
>>82587
ah yes, the slippy G incident. what year was that?


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.82590 del
>>82587
plus it was the last year the sport was still /clean/ as well


Bert 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.82591 del
>>82584
>the camera is just zoomed in bro


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.82592 del
LOKEY Kai is NOT NORMALE


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>>82561


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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.82595 del
>>82568
I really need to bring my gravel bike to vienna at some point.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.82596 del
>>82595
how tall are you? could borrow you mine for a ride or two


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.82597 del
>>82596
1m77


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>>82597
I'm 181 with the 52s (colnago size is different then regular size), it could fit you


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.82600 del
>>82598
Could work, thanks. This time I'm only here for a short time, but I'll keep it in mind.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.82601 del
so many races today comrades


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.82602 del
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>>82601
Now that's a proper climb


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.82603 del
Tismbert with full punchy sprinter setup, Bertman with 50-50, Optaktman, Bertele full of punchy sprinters as well.
I am going full of punchy hillhoppers.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.82604 del
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26 Tobias Lund Andresen
24 Corbin Strong
17 Axel Laurance
16 Thomas Pidcock
13 Laurence Pithie
13 Tibor Del Grosso
11 Magnus Cort
10 Emilien Jeannière
6 Emiel Verstrynge
5 ALEX ARANBURU
5 Ben Turner
4 Paul Lapeira
4 Ion Izagirre
4 Alex Baudin
3 Ben Tulett
3 Søren Kragh Andersen
3 Tim Wellens
3 Matyáš Kopecký
3 Jon Barrenetxea
2 Pello Bilbao
2 Fabio Christen
2 Quinten Hermans
2 Aurélien Paret-Peintre
2 Samuel Watson
1 FREDRIK DVERSNES LAVIK
1 Alberto Dainese
1 Vincenzo Albanese
1 Michael Valgren
1 Maikel Zijlaard
1 Danny Van Poppel
1 Rune Herregodts
1 Loe Van Belle
1 TOM VAN ASBROECK
1 Anders Foldager

>6==

2 Tobias Lund Andresen Corbin Strong Axel Laurance Thomas Pidcock Magnus Cort Emiel Verstrynge
>Burger Bert`s Bunch
>frfr on god


2 Tobias Lund Andresen Corbin Strong Axel Laurance Laurence Pithie Tibor Del Grosso Ben Turner
>/pinot/
>Richie Porte Memorial Team


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.82605 del
we live in Vorarlberg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KcrGhPBSrB0 [Embed]


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.82606 del
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visma superstar Patryk GOSZCZURNY participating as well


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.82607 del
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consider this: Colin STÜSSI


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.82608 del
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visma dev team has a bertaczek, who chuted earlier in the race and dropped all his protein bars


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.82609 del
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tactical chute by visma


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.82610 del
>>82604
FUCK forgot to take out ARANBURU


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.82611 del
>>82610
Wait he's not there? I just randomly switched him out this morning, very lucky


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.82612 del
>>82604
Last time I was first in this ranking I ended up with a pretty average result, let's see how it ends up this time.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.82613 del
>>82612
that's usually how it goes and it makes sense


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.82614 del
>>82613
I vaguely remember Kurwabert posting the statistics and this ranking being positively correlated with points scored.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.82616 del
suffering in Türkyiv
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n3dH33yBjKM [Embed]


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.82617 del
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munton at the back of the pedalton


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.82618 del
>>82617
finally showing some decency


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.82619 del
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seeing the french pro tour division of ineos riding on Cube bikes, I wonder why pignig post.nl isn't riding on them instead.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.82620 del
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and berts were complaining about suisse roads the other day


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.82621 del
kek, audio randomly changed from the English to the Türkish commentators


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.82622 del
balderstone has to slave for berwick


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.82623 del
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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.82624 del
Who's this Thick dude about to win in turkeyland


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.82625 del
Vamos Sosa


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.82626 del
Tight in turquie


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.82627 del
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grande christian made it all the way to the finish


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.82628 del
>Jose BEAN and the sniffing troon
This is hell


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.82629 del
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I think that gap is big enough for berwick. sosa loses too much time


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.82630 del
Hahaha Jegod screws him


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.82631 del
Kek jegat just cucked him out of boni


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.82632 del
Berwick might be dead


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.82633 del
>>82628
Yeah I just tuned in and that was really not fucking good. At least I only had to endure 1 minute or something


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.82634 del
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someone move berwick away from the finish line


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.82635 del
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ayy kek the turkish commentators shouting in English "GET UP SEB"


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.82636 del
>>82634
One of my favorite tropes is riders completely collapsing at the finish

Why has Pogi never done this


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.82637 del
>>82632
What a dramaqueen


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.82638 del
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20k to go in Vorarlberg


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.82639 del
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the fuck, visma dev team only consisting of slavs


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.82640 del
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Berwick was 13 seconds behind sosa before the stage


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.82641 del
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you know where to find me, berts


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.82642 del
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>zag into good form climbers
>baudin already ded
The ride never ends.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.82643 del
>>82640
So he would have lost even without Jegod. By 1 second


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.82644 del
>>82641
Based


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.82645 del
>>82641
Not at the coiffeur, that's for sure


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.82646 del
>>82641
is this one of those hipster matcha cafes? it's pretty difficult getting into a classic Viennese Kaffeehaus in in the innercity, as they are packed with tourists.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.82647 del
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I guess the ber wick did get some bonüs seconds.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.82648 del
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>>82645
I am still convinced the whole every-bert-is-bald thing is just a meme


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.82649 del
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colin stüssi vs visma


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.82650 del
>>82648
i've got a lushious head of hair (i have also not ridden a bike in a long time)


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.82651 del
>>82646
yes, but there are still enough classic Kaffehäuser without the tourists like Café Jelinek or Sperl


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.82652 del
>>82651
last time I was in Wien I went to one outside the inner city that mostly had old ladies in it and your typical Wiener Grantler service. ate breakfast for 10€, which is half the price these days you pay for shitty hotel breakfast.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.82653 del
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last lap in Vorarlberg


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.82654 del
>>82652
>hat mostly had old ladies in it and your typical Wiener Grantler service. ate breakfast for 10€
sounds like classic Kaffeehaus, comfy af


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.82655 del
>>82652
>>82651
You guys need to embrace the ultra lightly roasted coffee


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.82656 del
Damnit Eurosport is showing some mountainbike garbage. I'll watch SECRET NAZI BASES on National Geographic then, that sounds like a quality show


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.82657 del
Austrians still calling it jumbo-visma lol


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.82658 del
Damnit I was hoping for aliens or nazi zombies but this is also nonsense but just boring and everything gets repeated every minute for American viewers


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.82659 del
Solution Tech NIPPO Rali (PRT) vs Speegoshczurny


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.82660 del
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mapeiesque


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.82661 del
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oops, that was the wrong pic
team vorarlberg humbled


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.82662 del
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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.82663 del
>>82656
There were these series back in the day, Battlefield or something, that was the shit, could inform, could make you watch completely glued, could lull you to sleep.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.82664 del
Everyone is riding today but us.
Bertman, Brtek, Bernds, Bertele is racing, probably some ameriberts are on a ride as well.
But I was washing me bike and at the gym, and have to start on that ratatat now so that counts.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.82665 del
>>82663
Yeah that was comfy but now it is all just garbage with "experts" speculating about all sorts of nonsense, add some random images of nazis and have the narrator repeat everything


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.82666 del
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>>82664
I had an early shift for once and I am on the couch completely gone and dead. Getting up at 4 sucks ASS


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.82667 del
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>>82665
>the narrator repeat everything
- And they made me furious!
>John, after their recent actions, was annoyed.
>>82666
My neighbors dog is good at waking them up early. Maybe you should get a dog.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.82668 del
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>timke in tete
what were they thinking?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.82669 del
>>82667
I don't like dogs


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.82670 del
>>82668
Oh something happened? Damnit I don't have Verstrynge for once


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.82671 del
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>>82664
I will ride tomorrow, I'm enjoying a restday.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.82672 del
Spitze des Rennes means head of the race


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.82673 del
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Belgians on the move


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.82674 del
>>82664
Wish I could ride but I'm still sick


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.82675 del
>>82673
Great, doped Wellens on the front so we don't have to watch this. Good thing we live in Romandie


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.82676 del
our German Bernds have anything to say about the German cyclassics season with Eschborn-Frankfurt, Rund um Köln, Münsterland Giro, Cyclassics and Lidl Tour?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.82677 del
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we live in Suisse indeed


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.82678 del
why am I so STUPID, why didn't I take Verstringy


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.82679 del
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anyone interested in a tampermonke userscript to enhance the pcs profile with km left and vertical bars?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.82680 del
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godon taking a shit


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.82681 del
more benis shown in Romandie


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.82682 del
>>82675
my dad stream is showing snooker or something instead


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.82683 del
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former Danish champion spotted


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.82684 del
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fdj in the break like some contishitter team


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.82685 del
beppe conti claiming on 4chan that seixas will join UAE


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.82686 del
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elephant category


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.82687 del
>>82685
Macaron will intervene


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.82688 del
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duality of West Germany


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.82689 del
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>>82685
not as long as this tranny lover has a word to say


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.82690 del
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screenception


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.82691 del
>>82687
>>82689
He'll be gone by then


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.82692 del
>>82691
surely all of France would rebel


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.82693 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.82694 del
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chute in testa


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.82695 del
alright I'm here did WELLENS Tim win yet?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.82696 del
>>82695
Basically yeah


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.82697 del
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nescafe factory


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.82698 del
Why does Wellens either do this or nothing


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.82699 del
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lachee


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.82700 del
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horse category


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.82701 del
>>82698
Blood transfusion schedule


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.82702 del
@hessischerRundfunkARD
>Richtlinien
>Liebe Community, bitte begegnet einander mit Respekt❤️ Bleibt höflich und beim Thema🙂
<1 🚫Kein Spamming, Trolling, Bashing, Hating, Fragen gerne❗
<2 🚫Kein Rassismus, Verschwörungen & Falschinformationen❗
<3 Beiträge, die unsere Netiquette verletzen, werden gelöscht🗑
OKAY THEN, shan't comment in this chat under these circumstances!


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.82703 del
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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.82704 del
he's not making it


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.82705 del
I thought Baudin was dropped like 3 hours ago?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.82706 del
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German NC in Spitze


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.82707 del
>>82705
He got better


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.82708 del
>>82702
so claiming that rider X is doped wouldn't be allowed according to their netiquette?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.82709 del
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perro


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.82710 del
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jens busy today and won't annoy you with his commentary


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.82711 del
>>82708
yeah
last time I checked one of these public streams it was a great time with lots of shitposting both from obvious jesters and genuine boomers who posted shit like >curious how germany and france haven't had competitive riders in the tour the past 20 years huh maybe we're too honest huh I think pog may be doping
I wonder how these buckos take the emergence of seixas since then


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.82712 del
Good group to stay away. But potentially many teams to chase too. Bora, Uno-X, NSN, Decathlon, Ineos...


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.82713 del
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pidkek in tete


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.82714 del
I've got five in, yeah woohoo arright, I'd prefer a minute torty not torty seconds flat.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.82715 del
I have nobody. It's over


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.82716 del
hey Valgren nice


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.82717 del
>>82714
You see? The Velogods giveth and the Velogods taketh away


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.82718 del
>>82717
How it was going in April I am fully expecting them to get caught.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.82719 del
Izagirre wins


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.82720 del
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the next Seixas wins Bretagne Tour


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.82721 del
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the water isn't still cold as fuck?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.82722 del
>>82721
heated


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.82723 del
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I love those big ass German trein stations


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.82724 del
>>82723
autismbert is coooming in his pants rn


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.82725 del
>>82723
Until
>2 Stunden Verspätung


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.82726 del
I was about to ask a silly question on which Frankfurt is it but since it's size and size of that Hauptbanhof this is not the one on Oder nor any other smaller one.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.82727 del
all streams are fucked, great


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.82728 del
So they are riding for Kench. If this asshole wins and Patjebert got this guy for free I am quitting forever


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.82729 del
Oh yeah, the city.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.82730 del
>>82726
frankfurt am main, proper ghetto that is


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.82731 del
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>>82728
Please stop copying my cope.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.82732 del
the german stream on youtube if all else fails https://www.youtube.com/live/0fK-OlE8Er0?si=toN7htgFnjeU-AFa


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.82733 del
>>82731
I am losing a billion points in every race today, it is my right to seethe


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.82734 del
>>82726
nope, this isn't Słubice.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.82735 del
Henri-François Renard-Haquin LACHEE


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.82736 del
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let me jinx it. they will make it.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.82737 del
Kench immediately lachee. Great tactics here by Team FDJ


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.82738 del
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>>82736


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.82739 del
>>82728
and hes gone, FDJ worked all day for nothing


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.82740 del
I don't think they'll make it.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.82741 del
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borabros pulling hard


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.82742 del
REEEEE they better not get caught


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.82743 del
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rest of the pedalton isn't that big


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.82744 del
DEVASTATING Lipowitz attaque incoming


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.82745 del
They'll make it by 5 seconds


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.82746 del
gotta be windy as fuck in frankfurt right now


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.82747 del
ROGLIC SLAVING


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.82748 del
> Roglič Primož (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) pulling in peloton


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.82749 del
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SLURPAGE


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.82750 del
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>>82748
>>82747
pas normal


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.82751 del
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DEUTSCHLAND
FICK JA


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.82752 del
DA ZIMMERT DER MANN


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.82753 del
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didn't see that coming


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.82754 del
ZIMZAM


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.82755 del
What the fuck god fucking damnit fuck fucking shit


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.82756 del
Oh Godon lachee


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.82757 del
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Stream died right when the sprint started. The true tiz experience.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.82758 del
oh wow I don't think I have a single runner in the top 20 in frankfurt wtf did I even pick


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.82759 del
damn, not picking the German NC for this was a big miss


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.82760 del
just got home, good to see polebert got over his depression slump


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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.82762 del
Guess I have Pidcvck and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.82763 del
>>82760
I was not depressed, I was disappointed.
Like you're disappointed in a girl you perhaps had some hopes around but she gives you anudda one after anudda one, and you have seen this movie enough times before to just leave it alone.
But it is nice to hit it once.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.82764 del
Since when can Zimmermann sprint btw. Makes NO sense


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.82765 del
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roglic laché


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.82766 del
>>82763
you gotta hit it and pick your boyz, end the suffering


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.82767 del
>>82759
he didn't do shit in forever


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.82768 del
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Anyway, this was the hardest thing I've ever done
those duvels have never tasted so sweet


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.82769 del
>>82764
NC buff simple as


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>>82768
well driven


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82771 del
Oomen is so fucking bad. This guy top 10'd a GC


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82772 del
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gott strafe engeland


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82773 del
>>82768
very nice, I've only done one imperial century and by butt was killing me by the end


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82774 del
>>82772
KEK I'll save #1 as OI TOM


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82775 del
>>82768
Good job bert, was this a grand fondo or something?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.82776 del
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>>82768
very cool, bert
any mid ride snack?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.82777 del
>>82776
how do you continue riding after you stuff your belly with 0.5kg of carbs and fat?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.82778 del
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Hmm I have 12 13 15 16 and 21. At least it's something. Without that fucking group I would have been FEASTING


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.82779 del
>>82777
how do you not? it's an essential life skill


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.82780 del
>>82612
Terrible, it appears.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.82781 del
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I have toilet and izagirre...but considering other berts all picked lund that might not even that bad
>>82776
this looks more like a snack. and is it really a good idea to have a pivo mid and not better postride?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.82782 del
>>82776
What even is that?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.82783 del
>>82781
why not both?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.82784 del
>>82782
Chicken breast mit argentina steakpfeffer, pfeffersauce und steak pommes


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.82785 del
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>>82776
no just sugars and post ride duvels

>>82775
no just an organized ride for charity, no timekeeping or whatever


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>>82783
what's the alcohol limit for driving in Czechia 1.5 promille?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.82787 del
Just think, in 2013 Zimmerman was shooting innocent children who didn't do nothing

Now he's winning WT races in his national champion's jersey. Guy really turned his life around


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.82788 del
Wtf Mollema is there


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.82789 del
>>82786
it's actually 0


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.82790 del
>>82758
You're not alone fren. You're not alone.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.82791 del
>>82787
I made this joke about 10 times and I don't think anybody ever laughed


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.82792 del
one last WT win for Quintana


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.82793 del
>>82791
I don't know the reference


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.82794 del
>>82768
That's an ouch.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.82795 del
>>82791
I did but I don't post "lmao" without anything else, it's a waste of pixels


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.82796 del
>>82793
George Zimmermann Trayvon Martin. Just another Am*rican thing about race or something


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.82797 del
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nice corner of Switzerland, a bit off the beaten path


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.82798 del
>>82797
when I studied abroad in Australia I had a Swiss classmate from this area


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.82799 del
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Eurosport is running adverts for the prestigious Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling Race with runners (chads) on rims brakes


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.82800 del
>A bunch of twinks top 5 a sprinters' classic
G2 should get the rope


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.82801 del
>>82796
Ye. That nation trying to kill our black pete because displayong a dirty moor as a children friend ks racist; while being the most rzcist country on earth themselves.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.82802 del
>>82799
Fuck Azerbaijan. For me it's still Stepanakert


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.82803 del
Godon almost back on


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.82804 del
>>82784
That looks like a lot a lot of sauce.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.82805 del
>>82800
they make this race harder every 2 years, it's hardly a sprinters classic anymore


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.82806 del
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oldest abbey of suisse dating back the the 6th century


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.82807 del
>>82800
>3467m elevation gain


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.82808 del
>>82807
Is this considered a lot


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.82809 del
>>82804
some berts like to get their calories from sauce or ketchup


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.82810 del
>>82805
Why didn't you say this beforehand


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.82811 del
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it's godON


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.82812 del
AJ AUGUST mentioned


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.82813 del
>>82810
the profile is public, they've been adding mamal chains for years now


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.82814 del
>>82807
maybe one more lump in the final 20km and it'd be perfect, I love races that leave a group of climbers without doms to sprint it out at the end


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.82815 del
>>82810
there was a lenghty article in Frankfurter Allgemein Zeitung about the profile changes of the race. Berts should have read it.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.82816 del
>>82809
Pfeffer sauce is the best though


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.82817 del
>>82810
I think one bert even mentioned it previous thread


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.82818 del
>>82817
yes me, I share all my knowledge


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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.82820 del
>>82768
Baste


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.82821 del
If GODOT resurfaced only to get humbled by the dopeur again I will fucking lose it


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.82822 del
>>82818
much appreciated of course


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.82823 del
So only Oomen and all 3 (THREE) FDJ runners got dropped from the breakaway


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.82824 del
Switzerland really is depressing to look at. Looks perfect everywhere they ride


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.82825 del
>>82824
calm down bert, Montpellier is a 10/10 also


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.82826 del
>>82818
Got me to change my team into one that contains half the top 10 before adjoosting to a sprinter team this morning


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.82827 del
>>82824
>Nenzing
Why do places in Austria have Chinese names


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.82828 del
>>82824
Weird coming from an austrian. It is insanely obvious crossing the sud border from czech'em to austria.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.82829 del
>>82824
yea its a pretty good country
not that austria and the souf of germany is particulary bad


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.82830 del
>>82825
It's 10/10 nature with 0/10 city full of immigrants


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.82831 del
they're not catching them


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.82832 del
How is that 22 seconds lol


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.82833 del
>swiss timing
ig


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.82834 del
>>82832
it's 13, I just counted


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.82835 del
Can't wait for Shithen Philipsen to get boxed in again in a group of like 20 runners


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.82836 del
>>82835
Godon will win with 4 bike lengths anyway


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.82837 del
My superclassics has been fine this year but oh god I've been bad at these 1 week races


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.82838 del
>>82827
>>82828
its occitaniebert flying under false flag


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.82839 del
>>82830
>10/10 nature with 0/10 city full of immigrants
accurate description of 90% of europe


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.82840 del
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polebert top 20 in eschbert frankbert


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.82841 del
>>82810
Why didn't you look at the profile on PCS?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.82842 del
uae played them well


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.82843 del
>>82840
great, we need him back in a good mood


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.82844 del
>>82841
Tired


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.82845 del
crod attacking my god what has the world come to


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.82846 del
>>82839
>10/10 nature
>belgium


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.82847 del
ez win


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.82848 del
Another doped Frenchman, what is the world coming to


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.82849 del
at one point I had godon and no onley but guess what ended up in the final draft hehehehehe


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.82850 del
Impressive Godon, thought it would be too hard for him


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.82851 del
>>82839
Montpellier is bad even for france standard


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.82852 del
french decade


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.82853 del
not bad by fisher black


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.82854 del
It's fucking VPP again. I keep losing and losing


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.82855 del
fucking hell how is that stick parrot painter so fast on the flats
the physics don't make sense


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.82856 del
Absolutely horrific sprinting style by Albert WITHEN


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.82857 del
pogi let the the gap to godon's wheel open up too much


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.82858 del
>>82840
>>82843
Yes, thank you, but I don't need no pity attention or pity at all, bert standard is to win overall, please worship me when that happens.


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>>82858
you won the race by like 900 points, it is worthy of praise


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.82860 del
>>82855
given how tiny he is even next to the already very skinny rest of the peloton his cda has got to be abnormally small


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.82861 del
>>82855
mostly positioning I think


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.82862 del
>>82861
but he's done it before in that one giro where he was good


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.82863 del
>>82846
wouldn't rate it 10/10, but Belgium south of the river Meuse is nice.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.82864 del
atunsh wins the first stage of the anicolor GP. a stream is supposedly available on facebook.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.82865 del
>>82864
>NYCH in gruppo DEL PINOT


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.82866 del
>>82865
random 1 second time gaps? pcs man doesn't make any sense here.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.82867 del
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Holy FUCK that ratatouille came out great. And it is not even confit properly yet.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.82868 del
>>82867
for me it's a chicken burgor


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GC. >>82869


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.82871 del
>>82868
I am eating it with a beef burger pate with a thick cheddar slice and egg on top.


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>>82871
dangerously delicious


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.82873 del
mads wurtz schmid absolutely annihilated "gravel pros" in the traka kaka


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.82874 del
>>82873
>rober g-sync 43:00


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.82875 del
>>82874
wait this isn't even the race ridden today, there's 2 trakas


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.82876 del
>>82867
foto pls


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.82877 del
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not bad


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.82878 del
>>82868
>based
>>82877
kino


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.82879 del
>>82870
yes well I may have forgotten to make a team for today
luckily I was already doing really bad


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.82880 del
>>82877
lekkar


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.82881 del
>>82876
X-ray of me gut is the only way now.
The rest of ratatat is still reducing.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.82882 del
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we live in guatemala


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.82883 del
>>82882
It's not the same without our boys Stalin and Nixon


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Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.82885 del
whats the /cyc/ helmet of choice?


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.82886 del
>>82885
for me it's the corinthian helmet


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.82887 del
>>82885
evade 3


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.82888 del
>>82885
The one that came "free" with my bike (Giant Rev Pro MIPS)


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.82890 del
>>82885
My trusty giro has never done me wrong


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.82892 del
>>82885
bald head


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.82893 del
>>82885
prevail 2


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.82894 del
>>82885
the Pantani pirate bandana special (and the Giro Sphere on top of it). I think the helmet makes me look like Jonas wearing an ITT helmet though.


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.82895 del
>>82885
giro


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>>82885


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.82898 del
>>82885
P2R a20 has solved helmets


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.82899 del
APS Pro Cycling by Team Cadence Cyclery bros...the gila is ovrs


Bert 05/01/2026 (Fri) 23:43 [Preview] No.82900 del
I'm getting GP Herning fever. Li Ning Star legend Alexander Salby is racing in Denmark tomorrow so we can expect some big fireworks.
I'm not even sure the race has any TV coverage this year.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.82901 del
>>82900
until today I never realized that SALBY Alex was a manlet


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.82902 del
we live in Türki-yeeeeee
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kpimdUpnlO8 [Embed]


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>>82901
>>82900
Li Ning Star must be feeding him good stuff.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.82904 del
>still sick
God please let me ride it's been 2 weeks


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.82905 del
>>82904
unfortunate


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.82906 del
easy hiking today for a change


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Had a comfy little ride yesterday and visited some party / trade fair of my local (literal) semen farmers.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.82908 del
>>82907
semen slurping taken to another level


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.82909 del
>>82907
nice


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.82910 del
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Reminder: streaming LA Confidential today.
First one is in 40 mins
the second occasion is at 21:00 CEST.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.82911 del
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Open the giro game georges, i'm ready


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.82912 del
My elite local race (city criterium) starts in 2h30, wish me luck berts. It's usually a pretty brutal race


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.82913 del
Even chatgpt missed HUENS


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.82914 del
>>82912
good luck my dear bert


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.82915 del
>>82912
good luck and may you positioned well and spared of any chutes


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.82916 del
>>82911
Pesenti & Crescioli will be the scaroni & fortunato of this giro


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.82917 del
>>82912
allez allez friend


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.82918 del
>>82912
good luck race Bert!


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.82919 del
>>82912
good luck, have fun


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.82920 del
>>82904
been sick for a good four days here all my gains leaving my body I still gotta to do stuff though pure suffering


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.82921 del
>>82912
crush the competition, no hostages


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.82922 del
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Broodje kroket today innit


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.82923 del
>>82912
>torty five rounds
Dios mio espirito santo. Good luck and don't get dizzy Bert.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.82924 del
Piotr Pękala struggling to find a gel
time for another sprint


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.82925 del
>>82912
enjoy the parking lot my dear Bërtt


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.82926 del
>>82912
You better WIN


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.82927 del
wet sprint in turkey, chance of carnage high


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.82928 del
BALLERINI wins


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.82929 del
X-Lab stonks to the moon


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.82930 del
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the fuck kinda sprint technique is the guy in the middle doing


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.82931 del
>>82930
I like to call that The Froome Vroome


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.82932 del
>>82930
The Chicken pwoar.
Its designed to mock your enemies.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.82933 del
>>82931
kek


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.82934 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.82935 del
roidlic and parrot painter just joined the break by attacking on the firs climb
it's on today


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.82936 del
>>82935
Who cares about these shitters, it's AJ AUGUST time


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.82937 del
>>82936
mhm he was already struggling according to PCSman


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.82938 del
>>82937
FUCK


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.82939 del
>>82935
Kek, Roglic is riding freelance this season


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.82940 del
>>82934
Phwoaaa


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.82941 del
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>>82934
looks very nice
(besides picrel)


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.82942 del
>>82939
scum rat never rode a turn for anyone else in his life


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.82943 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.82944 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.82945 del
My hiking shoe is squeaking


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.82946 del
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>>82945
It was the lace


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.82947 del
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>>82945
>not oiling your shoes before going outside


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.82948 del
>>82947
i vaxx me shoes yearly


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.82949 del
Karsten Kroon is so fucking annoying, the fuck


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.82950 del
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Bertele might have chuted.
If he did let's hope tis but some rash.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.82951 del
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>>82949
yes


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.82952 del
>>82934
Is this fish or the cook hammered the Viennese Schnitzel a bit too hard and it did get holes?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.82953 del
>>82952
the latter


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.82954 del
Choo choo.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.82955 del
pogi about to go off


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No.82956 del
>>82955
The cliff?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.82957 del
lenny panicking


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.82958 del
Phillipsen dropped


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.82959 del
They really need to give an abwheel to paret peinter


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.82960 del
>>82958
held on longer than I expected, he's not really a skinny climber


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.82961 del
>>82960
Yeah, he's a big fella compared to the other guys there. But yes, very impressive and he was never gonna be a GT rider anyways. And still only 19


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.82962 del
things about to happen!


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.82963 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.82964 del
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so pogi keeps getting wheelsucker sticking to his wheel. that means he's washed.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.82965 del
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bertaczek left behind his flag on his hike


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.82966 del
>>82964
kek he said he's riding the race with minimal energy expenditure
he will sprint every stage for fun


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.82967 del
>>82965
he came so far
he will be remembered
now we'll await bertaczek 3.0


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.82968 del
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mein führer, der Angriff Lipowitz ist nicht erfolgt


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.82969 del
>>82966
dude is riding z3.1 and still rids himself of the wheelsuckers pff


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.82970 del
>>82968
es ist vorbei...


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.82971 del
Chute dinosaur


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.82972 del
man rob hatch with his ftp test shit every stage
shut the fuck up dude


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.82973 del
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>lipo descending


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.82974 del
Illegal tuck, call Jonas' wife


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.82975 del
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as a rarity for Romandie, the passes today are German speaking areas.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.82976 del
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>>82973
welp, doesn't look very technical, at least
very fast though


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.82977 del
I can't imagine bombing down with 100km/h with 140mm disc brake rotors


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.82978 del
CHUTE CROD


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.82979 del
Rodriguez somehow survived that


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.82980 del
holy fuck CROD has a guardian angel


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.82981 del
50cm2 skin: GONE


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.82982 del
>>82885
I recently tested 2000€ "worth" of helmets after my trusted giro agilis died and surprisingly went with the julbo finisher
worst one was the pogi carbon helmet from met, the mips insert had hard edges which scratched my head (might have been a bad model but still ridiculous for such an expensive helmet)


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.82983 del
surprisingly little damage considering the speed


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.82984 del
>>82977
as opposed to rimbrakes?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.82985 del
>>82977
I've done it with rimbrakes


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.82986 del
Pictures from the tunnel.
Giro could never


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.82987 del
>>82986
it's an avalanche gallery, not a tunnel


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.82988 del
kino shot kek


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.82989 del
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Pogi doing both Suisse tours as training rides should result in increased ciclotourism outside of the St.Moritz/Engadin/Livigno area.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.82990 del
>>82989
What's your fav place to ride in suisse?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.82991 del
holy slurpeleroly


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.82992 del
pogiwinslol


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.82993 del
>>82977
just don't break
seriously, it's not a technical descent with lots of switchbacks, so you don't actually have to break a lot


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.82994 del
castrillo still exists


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.82995 del
philipsen still close


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.82996 del
Good job limiting his losses by Philipsen


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.82997 del
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roglic smiling and waving to the crowd


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.82998 del
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such is cycling in germany


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.82999 del
Vino still has his boys sprinting for top 10.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.83000 del
some lame shit in romandie


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.83001 del
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>>82990
I don't live in the alps, which I don't mind as I'm not really a climber and our passes are often cobbled.
I have a variety of hills, lakes and rivers in my 50km radius, I prefer the agricultural roads or roads that don't have much traffic. I don't like Swiss car drivers too much, they can't be arsed to properly overtake you, while those with German numberplate even change to the neighboring lane to overtake you.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.83002 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.83003 del
>>83001
if he didn't win that vuelta for bora in his first season I would call his transfer a massive waste of money


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.83004 del
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top10+20


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.83005 del
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Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.83006 del
can't believe fortunato is also doing the giro
why is he making it a 4 week race for himself


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.83007 del
>>82972
Hatch isn't doing this race, PLEASE learn your commentators


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.83008 del
I'm recreating Kraftwerk's Tour de France with modern lyrics.

I wanted to sample some stuff and wanted ideas for good quotes

Remco sometimes you need the balls to race
Pogi fuck you man
Mohoric it's hard and cruel to be a professional cyclist
Mollema Fucking SRAM

Other ideas? I need to be able to rip high quality audio, not potato quality


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.83009 del
>>83001
I understand. Still from time to time one crave for fantastic scenery, even if it means insulting a couple of caggies on the may


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.83010 del
>>83008
I'm gone, I'm dead


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.83011 del
live feed from benis:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bUk9F-uSi8s [Embed]
live feed from Vuelta Bantrab:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OueTVXblDrE [Embed]

finished races:
Ronde van overijssel:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s53R0yCtdl8 [Embed]
Elsy Jacobs:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A50NcTedh94 [Embed]


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.83012 del
>>83011
>Live feed of benis
Ain't clicking that shit


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.83013 del
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another BIG one in the books. no bonking today, courtesy of mid-ride rotisserie chiggen


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.83014 del
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>>83008
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OodUtdr2B50 [Embed]

I'm just a farmer's son from Belgium


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.83015 del
>>83013
Now that a BIG ride


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.83016 del
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Remco??


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.83017 del
>>83013
jesus the level here just keeps going up I can't keep up


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.83018 del
>>83008
>Le peloton occupé à avaler du sperme (Tour de France, Tour de France)
>Mutants en Zone Deux jusqu'au sommet (Tour de France, Tour de France)


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.83019 del
>>83013
Where's the rotisserie? Might be useful information


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.83020 del
>“I hope the motorbikes weren’t too close, because that was the case for the past two days,” Paret-Peintre expressed his frustration to Eurosport after the finish in Charmey. Pogacar had claimed his third stage victory of the week there shortly before. Paret-Peintre was in the early breakaway but was caught along with Primoz Roglic when Pogacar unleashed his attack on the Jaunpass. UAE Emirates XRG had kept the attackers within striking distance throughout the day.

>“But anyway, if the organizers want Pogacar to win, that is their choice. We have said it several times already, but that is life,” continued Paret-Peintre, who dropped out in the final kilometers.

squeak


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.83021 del
>>83019
Butcher "Berger" in Sieghartskirchen, on the way to the loop you recommended to me last year with Irenental and then down south after Pressbaum


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.83022 del
>>83013
>serving Kaisersemmeln with your chicken
lmao, can't get more Austrian than this


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.83023 del
>>83021
Danke sehr


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.83024 del
>>83013
Holy based
some kino eggs these days


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.83025 del
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>>83017
Come on, you scream "dopage!" and don't blame yourself, that's easy.
>>83013
Dopage!


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.83026 del
While people from /cyc/ were doing /cyc/ things I was doing /vsg/ things and played that new Heroes of Might and Magic.
Not bad, comfy factor very low because the aesthetics are browser game slop tier but you can slightly adjoost.
It is a different game but they have kept a lot of legacy. The sounds of pickups are very similar, some objects are very similar, the spirit is there but the overall package is clearly targeted at teenagers.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.83027 del
I was in Poland for 15 minutes and the Polish question and its solution is more pressing than ever


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.83028 del
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>>83026
I've been sitting here working on a from scratch cover of Kraftwerk's TdF. I have the drum sequencing like 75% done. Eggs have not been scored in like two weeks.

I never really played the old HoMM games, the new one just seems like nostalgia bait for people who did.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.83029 del
>>83027
They are doing too well?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.83030 del
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>>83027
No worries, I think if we went through tree decimation cycles in a row it would be a net positive for the overall well being of the society.

>>83028
They sure got me to pig for it, although I did it on a sale already.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.83031 del
>I'm learning about the w*men vuelta because of velodrama website
I've becoming quiet good at filtering the noise


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.83032 del
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He tried a bit harder today


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.83033 del
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Wait is Lipo actually good or was Pogacar sandbagging?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.83034 del
>>83031
We should get Zheero tomorrow the latest, hodl.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.83035 del
>>83033
>>83032
A bit of both


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.83036 del
>>83028
>I have the drum sequencing like 75% done
which DAW do you use?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.83037 del
>>83032
and in his interview he says this was really hard


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.83038 del
>>83036
ableton, but I'm programming all the sequencing in the drum machine (syntakt) and then will just record the drum pattern. Then record synth parts and then do all the sampling in Ableton

Kraftwerk is pretty simple with their drum patterns.

Hardest part is going to be all the panning/stereo effects, they go crazy with those and really adds so much depth to an otherwise simple track


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.83039 del
>>83038
>ableton
based. do you have a soundcloud?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:11 [Preview] No.83040 del
>>83039
yes but it has my real name on it and don't want to doxx myself. I will post a vocaroo of this track when it's done


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.83041 del
big lightning storm outside, comfy


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.83042 del
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Well I did not crash today in the race, but I DNF'd due to a mechanical. There's this small cobbles section and I think my shifting there caused the chain to drop, and it got stuck in the BB area so I couldn't get it on anymore. Had to stop and battle with it for 15s before I could get it on. No way to get the peloton back after that and I just stopped.
Was a fun race otherwise though and I felt very good, was reasonably easy to stay in the top10 throughout and it was much easier to ride there compared to yo-yoing at the back. I even attacked a couple times myself in the adrenaline rush. All in all I got a nice confidence boost from this, I didn't know I could hang with the elite peloton so well. Aiming for a top10 result tomorrow in the hilly crit, I'll try and attack and get a good result from the breakaway.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.83043 del
>>83042
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tsk3zAZyLaQ [Embed]


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.83044 del
>>83043
Precisely, meanwhile my friend who I sold my old Ultegra SL7 to was 6th


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.83045 del
>>83042
>DNF'd due to a mechanical
I see, you learned from Remco how to come up with excuses.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.83046 del
>>83029
>>83030
it is hard to describe
i am talking about polish "hikers" no czech'em-polish border specifically, but most of them are loud, obnoxious even. some of them are nakes, a significant % of them is wearing "POLSKA" everywhere. On t-shirts, on bags, on caps.
Can you imagine going somewhere and have you're country's insignia embeded to your shit?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.83047 del
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>>83046
>loud obnoxious people with their flag emblazoned on everything


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.83048 del
>>83046
A certain quote of the former president of Haiti Jean-Jacques Dessalines comes to mind eh


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.83049 del
>>83046
shouldn't have kicked out the Germans from that area if you wanted to keep Ordnung


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.83050 del
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He looks kinda buff, tbh. He probably bulked up for the classics, so we are in for some thermonuclear climbing once he sheds a few kilos for the Tour


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.83052 del
>>83050
He definitely bulked for MSR/PR.

I was watching TdF highlights recently and he has to be at least 3-4kg heavier now.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.83053 del
>>83052
he did the same last year I think
I read somewhere he goes from 66+ kg in the classics to 63 by the tour


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.83054 del
>>83050
he is noticeably bigger in general if you compare him to 2022/23


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.83055 del
>>83050
He'll need to go even bigger to secure his last monument victory.
Can't rely on MvdP having a mechanial comicale again next year.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.83056 del
>>83055
He can just wait for him to retire. Now he even has seixas to play with in the tour so he shouldn't be bored in the next 3-4 years


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.83057 del
>>83056
He lost to Wout (forma exploded knee) so he might also lose to your Mads Pedalsens and Jasper Philipsens if they happen to be in good shape for the race.
A little more oomph in a flat sprint would do him good for Paris Roubaix.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.83058 del
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speaking of mads
mads won in west bohemia


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.83059 del
>>83057
idk he's so far behind anyone who has any kind of sprint there's no way he can ever get good enough at that for this to matter.
The only way I see him win is that he somehow manages to hold an infernal pace over a hard cobble section and then keep the resulting gap to the finish. I don't think he can ever get to a point where he can attack hard enough to drop the rest, it has got to be some attrition thing over the course of minutes. Or RNG


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.83060 del
>>83057
he and his team also had some bad luck this year, not as bad as grug but I would've like to have the seen the race with vermeersch and mr colgate in the front group


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.83061 del
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God forbid a white boy has some flavor.
>i stopped going out and on events because the saturation of loud polaks insisting every knows they're around is way too high for me delicate tism


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.83062 del
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>>83061


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.83063 del
>>83057
he had a lot of bad luck this year with the chase + vermeesh dode. Remove one of the two and he probably wins


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.83064 del
>>83061
don't you like wearing a legia warszawa shirt in public?


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.83065 del
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already planning the next semi-big ride. bikerouter.de™ really is the gold standard for route finding


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.83066 del
>>83064
There is a pretty big chance I am not wearing a sportsball shirt ever again, I am too big for any old one I have (I think I only own some chink knock off of Olympique Marseille which will contain my belly but explode on my shoulders now) and I am well into transitioning into old man clothes like shirts, polos and straight pants with a dash of urban outdoor.
But my subhumans? They live through their club and their befriended ultras groups. That's an easy starter pack from internet back in the old days:
>buzzcut
>shitty football and prison themed tattoos
>looking for trouble after 3 months of mma training
>if not physical activity then wear some polska-hooligan-subhumanpolskarap t-shirt
>if physical activity then wear muay-thai/bjj shorts
>white socks black sports shoes
>manpurse
>cheap bmw welded from 3 other cars
>every photo is one fist raised to face level
>subhuman dog breed on photo
>subhuman tatted up bitch with lip fillers on photo
Now that I am thinking about it is pretty specific to polska. These do not compare do deanos, do not compare to gopniks, I guess truly the bougnoule and any other swarthoid is the closest relative.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.83069 del
>>83068
better braking power? send this to SafeR immediately


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.83070 del
>>83068
holy AERO


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.83071 del
>>83068
I wonder who the best unicycle rider in the peloton is. I know Pogi rides it, but I wonder I who's the rider who could legit perform in a circus.


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.83072 del
>>83071
Campenaerts looks like a guy that can ride a unicycle while juggling


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.83073 del
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>Fini 2.5
>Ferrand 3
>Breggen 4.5
>Blasi 13
>Muzic 21
>Berthet (nee Labous) 26
>Garcia 29
>Bunel 29
>Kebaol 29
...
>Colonel 51
>Pogacar (nee Zigart) 67
>Casacola 1001
>Sojka 1001
>Alvarado 1001
>Alphen 1001
>Londono 1001


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.83074 del
>>83073
>one week vuelta
actually, looking back at that jumbo vuelta and last years edition one wishes these had been this short too


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.83075 del
>>83042
>using gears
found you're issue
you saved some matches for next one, anyway


Bert 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.83076 del
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>>83061
Wait till you get a tistic burnout.
Even the fridge want's me to know it's there.
Luckily the quiet countryside roads around me can heal my ears


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.83077 del
Salby DNF today. But don't worry tomorrow he will be back in action in the 111th edition of Fyen Rundt and another /cyc/ legend Bart Buijk will also be there.
I would say please watch our race but I think there wont be any TV pictures for this one either.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.83078 del
>>83044
There is a reason they're pushing so hard for x1


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.83079 del
>>83076
For me it's the birbs, it is fine when I expect them to sound off but not fun when I don't.
Hated pidgins outside the window when I was a kid but now they're pretty nostalgic and I like them.
But blackbirds, these mfs. I don't know why but they're screaming well into the evening and I can't unhear them. They also remind me of the times when I was coming home shitfaced in the morning so that doesn't help either.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.83080 del
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>>83079
>But blackbirds, these mfs. I don't know why but they're screaming well into the evening
there are problems, and there are solutions bert


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.83081 del
>>83078
Believe me, when Sram releases a road-suitable 1x13s group (something like 10x38 with 10-11-12-13-14-15) I will buy it in a hertbeat.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.83082 del
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now this is real mtb. worst korea delivering for once, if they raced in Europe, they would be racing on some dried up forest.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.83083 del
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>>83078
>>83081
my one big regret with the gravel bike I got is that it is one-by. when I want to fly across the fields going 35kph I simply do not have the gear for it. I can go 31kph or 38kph. there is a 14rpm jump between the two gears


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.83084 del
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>>83080
Not going to chute blackbirds in black night.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.83085 del
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>>83083
but the issue might be gone very soon. don't need a 40-44 anyways


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.83086 del
>>83083
yea its piss these gappy cassettes only work for small mtb chainrings or super casuals who don't give a fuck about pedaling. No road or gravel cassette should have 2 tooth jumps before the 15t cog at the very least


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.83087 del
>>83083
My Sram XPLR has 10-11-12-13-15-17 and the lack of 14t sucks, I am always lacking that gear when I do threshold efforts. But yeah, otherwise 1by is great.
Race starts in 1h. Bicarb is in, just took a caffeine pill, feeling good. It's a big field, nearly all the big hitters of the Finnish pro peloton are there - even 4cyc's other Finnbert with 5w/kg+ FTP.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.83088 del
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>>83087
Godspeed bertele, you will show them today


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.83089 del
>>83087
>The Berts are back in town, the Berts are back in town
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5_xqb416S7o [Embed]


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.83090 del
>>83081
what's wrong with shimano 2X?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.83091 del
>>83087
Good luck Bert, pls no make nervy with DNF.
Will be watching out for our other guy as well.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.83092 del
>>83091
>>83087
is there some stream or live tracking?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.83094 del
>>83093
Don't like that front part


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.83095 del
>>83093
that handlebar has got to be like 44 cm at the tops what the heck!


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.83096 del
kinda funny their alloy is call SCAMdium


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.83097 del
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>>83095


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.83098 del
>>83093
>Comfygnolo
DoA


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.83099 del
>>83093
painted handlebars are always a mistake


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.83100 del
>>83097
crazy


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.83101 del
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>>83098
cheapskate, thought you were a paypig bro


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.83102 del
>>83096
its a great alloy man AlSc alloys are extra brittle so it can crack easier (after warranty runs out) kek. Frame is not even light its like 1500g in mid size, as heavy or heavier than any carbon aero frame and worse in every regard, we live in a society


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.83103 del
Lennergy was really lucky that Lidl has too much money and gave him a nice retirement contract. Dude will never ever win anything again based on his numbers.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.83104 del
>>83092
Don't feel authorized unless Bertele posts it himself because what next, posting his name and the other Bertele's name?
But I also don't feel like making it a big sekrit for knowers, ciclismo is pyoraily in Finnish, you'll find live timing rather easily.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.83105 del
>>83104
is it GT driver bertele? then I will find it meself


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.83106 del
>>83103
Does anyone get that transfer? He already had his horrible accident months before they signed him
Same with gigafarter hart


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.83107 del
>>83105
Don't know what you mean, but our Bert is DRILLING it.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.83108 del
Also FORTUNATO will not race a 4 weeker.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.83109 del
>>83108
>even C tier GC riders don't want to show up anymore


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.83110 del
>>83109
he was also in poor form


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.83111 del
Nordhagen and lenny became friends over yesterday stage as per interview


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.83112 del
3 km to go in Turkey, puncheur finish today
https://youtube.com/watch?v=34_dBzSfubI [Embed]


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.83113 del
Crabbe beast mode


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.83114 del
>>83112
KRAB-DUPONT?-ANIOŁKOWSKI


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.83115 del
>>83107
He better WIN this time


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.83116 del
>>83114
VERMOOTE #2


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.83117 del
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>>83115
He didn't but everytime I have peeked he was on the top positions, often chasing himself.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.83118 del
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We're back. Lots of people on the roads today, half of them with a penis jersey


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.83119 del
>>83111
united by slurpage


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.83120 del
>>83118
classic. was it not extremely windy today?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.83121 del
>>83120
A bit yeah, but nothing too bad


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.83122 del
some of these femmes have really weird bikefits


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.83123 del
CHUTE ALMOST FATALE
MISS POGACAR DOWN


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.83124 del
Absolute carnage


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.83125 del
>>83122
They all ride bikes too big for them, it's insane


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.83126 del
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I guess Bora with the satellite strategy


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.83127 del
Pfp can win it all today


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.83128 del
scum tactics not working


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.83129 del
>>83126
Kek, that profile makes the final climb look like the Angliru


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.83130 del
>>83129
bertollo rolling in his grave


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.83131 del
Allergy season is kinda shit this year, time to change dopage


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.83132 del
>>83131
Gaudu?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.83133 del
>>83132
oui


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.83134 del
Ruegg wins, kopecky kwab


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.83135 del
but honestly on a bike its perfectly fine
only when i come the cannons start


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.83136 del
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new meta unlocked


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.83137 del
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>upcoming Slovak superstar Sona Ungarnova


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.83138 del
>4asia


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.83139 del
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>>83135
>>83135
I don't follow


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.83140 del
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Well I was 23rd today. Our captains were 2nd and 5th so very good team result. My job was to ride the hill on every lap semi hard to tire people out and prevent big attacks, and that succeeded. I even did a one lap solo breakaway after the hill, heh. Anyway, 3 laps to go a breakaway of 10 formed after the hill and I didn't pursue that as our captains were there. Final hill I had good legs but I could not navigate well in the big bunch and had to brake a couple of times. Overall good feeling, good legs, just a bit of a feeling that I could have done better tactically to actually get into that winning break - but that comes with practice I guess.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.83141 del
>>83140
nice shirt


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.83142 del
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>>83140
very nice bert!


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.83143 del
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>>83140


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.83144 del
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>>83140


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.83145 del
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not good wine


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.83146 del
>>83140
>20 eggs and /elite/ top 25 plus good hjælping for podios
based result, go on you bert


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.83147 del
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>>83140
not normal


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.83148 del
>>83140
CLAIM that captain role and demolish everyone next time


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.83149 del
>>83145
No, it is not. Switzerland ranked at the bottom of the /wtw/ country power rankings.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.83150 del
>>83137
Winner of the prestigious Respect Ladies Race Slovakia


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.83151 del
>>83140
Strong work


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.83152 del
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bad wine
good trains


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.83153 del
>>83152
>I love steam trains but the problem with buying a ticket for one is you don't get to see it while you're inside
Carlton Kirby is a treasure


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.83154 del
>>83152
I thought Svizzera was all modern but they be havin steam trains and shit lol


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.83155 del
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jesus what a name
German Leopold, keep an eye on this kid


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.83156 del
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smoooooke on the water


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.83157 del
>>83155
but Leopold is your quintessential Belgian king of Kongo name


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.83158 del
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Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.83159 del
>>83156
I had one of the most mediocre lunches of my life in this town


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.83160 del
>>83159
yup, you can eat so much better in nearby France, unless you want Fondue.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.83161 del
>>83160
I want fondue


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.83162 del
Anyway where is Crabbe going next year. Lotto would be end of career obviously so if he is smart Alpecin


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.83163 del
>>83162
Alpecin is lame with philipsen, groves and their 50 other mediocre sprinters


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.83164 del
>>83162
seems very much like a Quickstep rider


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.83165 del
>>83162
UAE


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.83166 del
>>83163
So a perfect fit. Surely he can do better than Thijssen


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.83167 del
>>83164
quick step already has merlol, laredo paul and the Danish from Italy


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.83168 del
>>83167
they want to get rid of dainese already, turns out he's absolute doghsit


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.83169 del
>>83165
Actually makes sense. Their only fast guy is Molano. He'd get plenty of opportunity.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.83170 del
>>83169
But the team is almost never interested in sprinting


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.83171 del
>UCI hq looks like a sewage treatment plant
pottery


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.83172 del
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the only building in the world entirely financed by fines paid by riders.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.83173 del
>>83168
>sign shit rider
>wtf this guy is shit


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.83174 del
>>83172
Real talk, do you keep your UCI compliance sticker on your bike?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.83175 del
i have seen enough
LIPOWITZ will go paranormal today


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.83176 del
>>83173
this has been the business model of many teams though


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.83177 del
>>83173
well atleast they didn't sign Buchmann


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.83178 del
>>83174
of course, I like those rainbow stripes that I earned by buying a bike frame


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.83179 del
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What the actual fuck is with these names. Is anything real anymore or has AI taken over


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.83180 del
>>83173
>Be a poor, shit team
>Can't afford to sign Pogi or Seixas
>Stay a shit team

>Be a rich, shit team
>Sign every top free agent
>They do nothing
>Stay a shit team

There really is no beating UAE


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.83181 del
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>>83179


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.83182 del
>>83179
>Sean Penn
>Bravo Nolan
>Lance Gay


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.83183 del
brutal attack incoming at 2km to go


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.83184 del
One of the Portuguese commentators is the biggest Rogla believer in the world. He's trying to argue that Roglic only hasn't had a good result this year because Bora hasn't shown him trust by giving him sole leadership in a single race.

He isn't even a boomer.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.83185 del
>>83183
Nah, Pogi needs to lose some weight and prep for 40 minute efforts, he's going to go long


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.83186 del
>>83179
Mads Pedersoli will win


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.83187 del
>>83179
I hope Lancelot Gayant becomes a WT rider so we get to hear that name a lot


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.83188 del
>>83179
These are just traditional breton names. These guy really LOVE to cosplay of regionalist. Lancelot is amazing


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.83189 del
>>83184
there's dozens of these "people" on twatter


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.83190 del
commentators simply called Lenny "le petit français"


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.83191 del
What is Godon's plan here


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.83192 del
>>83191
win


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.83193 del
That must be the first time anyone has ever seen "Robbe Dhondt"


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.83194 del
Novak kinda slow


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.83195 del
>>83184
It's weird that it can be your job to follow cycling and you can still be this clueless about it.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.83196 del
>>83195
Many such cases (HORNER Chris)


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.83197 del
>>83195
I think this about 75% of commentators (Carlton Kirby)


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.83198 del
Business idea for 2027:

Mas, Roglic and Cian Movistar tridente for La Vuelta


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.83199 del
>>83197
You don't listen to Carlton for insightful analysis. You listen for flavor, personality, energy, and sheer mania


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.83200 del
>>83199
I agree with you, but a guy that watches almost every race for a living could atleast bother to remember some recent riders instead of just naming 35 year old frauds as contenders


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.83201 del
>Half the peloton still there, including the break
Whoever is pacing at the front ain't going to the Tour


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.83202 del
Godon lachee


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.83203 del
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>Bahrain pulling just for lenny to get dropped after trying to follow pogi for more than 20s


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.83204 del
>>83200
It's a problem as you get older. 5 years ago seems like yesterday.

You'll see.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.83205 del
Bahrani has awoken
MARTINEZ about to be unleashed


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.83206 del
>>83203
I think they're just trying to thin out group, Novak wasn't doing anything


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.83207 del
>>83204
carlton please... george benett won't win today it's time to let go


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.83208 del
Is that Tiberi?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.83209 del
>>83205
is Lenny going to the Le Tour?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.83210 del
this was supposed to be a bora relay station tactic


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.83211 del
>>83209
Yes


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.83212 del
Boring shit climb


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.83213 del
>>83210
roglic doesn't know what tactics are


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.83214 del
>>83212
Swiss


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.83215 del
Pogi really looks best in yellow. Specifically with black bibs.

He looked good in white youth jerseys, but I don't think the WC jersey or the recent whiter UAE jerseys fit him too well.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.83216 del
>>83213
He has a formula. Just sit in the wheel of the best climber and then out sprint him for bonis.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.83217 del
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o-ho here they come
watch out boy they'll chew you up


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.83218 del
LAME


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.83219 del
Ynr Oscar Onley


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.83220 del
shit race


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.83221 del
please attack


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.83222 del
Withen about to explode


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.83223 del
>>83210
it's not only Bora's fault that the group is still giant


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.83224 del
lipo flexing his biceps


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.83225 del
>>83222
caruso also exploded at the front lmao
the pace just halved


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.83226 del
Fuck you August. Worst pick ever


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.83227 del
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ynr nairoman


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.83228 del
Proper hard man CRod


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.83229 del
>>83226
making a team for this sucked


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.83230 del
Pogi getting bored, moving up


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.83231 del
i've seen enough, roglic stage win


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.83232 del
Pog vs Rog sprint.
My body is ready.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.83233 del
what was the point of this bahrain tactic


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.83234 del
>>83230
he was really hoping lenny would attack and then he just didn't


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.83235 del
>>83233
LARPing as a strong team


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.83236 del
ATTAQUE DE LIPO


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.83237 del
Albert fighting for his life


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.83238 del
Attaque de Lipowitz. Sort of. Or something


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.83239 del
LIPOWITZ GOES SOLO


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.83240 del
kek


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.83241 del
My stream is very delayed please no spoilers. Give it like 90 seconds


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.83242 del
stop looking back man


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.83243 del
Big bam.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.83244 del
>they are taking the fight to pogacar
no you retard they are fighting for the remaining podium spot


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83245 del
?????????????????????????


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83246 del
lipo should have pulled the other day instead of getting a spot on pogi's enemy list


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83247 del
Volta ultras out in force on Swiss roads


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83248 del
Daddy Pogatcher playing with his food


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83249 del
Vingegaard is the world's best puncheur compared to lipochud


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.83250 del
sovl desu


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.83251 del
Give me a violet and a green jersey as well and I am seeing keirin.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.83252 del
>Can't drop Florian Liposhit
This is your so called GOAT?

De Vlamenick is right


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.83253 del
philipsen is a proper hardman, kids got willpower


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.83254 del
Cepeda is there, but Cepeda is not


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.83255 del
>>83254
EF dropped with 3 people at once


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.83256 del
>>83254
is it Jefferson or Jefferson?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.83257 del
That fucker VPP going to score a billion points again and I am fucked


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83258 del
>>83256
Exactly


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83259 del
I have seen enough
LAME


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83260 del
>>83255
I thought Stonehouser was gonna be another wunderkind...


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83261 del
Why would Lipo pull. He has no chance of losing his podium position. All he's racing for now is the stage victory


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83262 del
>>83257
he's riding for lesmurf I think so don't worry too much


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.83263 del
suddenly PRIMOZ


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83264 del
Wow Roglic is sort of alive again


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83265 del
hahaha fucking roglic, uber washed


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83266 del
Lol, Roglic...


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83267 del
SIUUUUU


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83268 del
....what


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83269 del
yes well


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.83270 del
Damn landaesque sprint from Lipo.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.83271 del
>pogi breathing
pas normal


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.83272 del
pogi more tired than after flanders


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.83273 del
>POGACAR breathing
wtf
it's over


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.83274 del
>>83261
less than 0 iq I have no idea how it's possible to make so many mistakes in such a short time


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.83275 del
Please pay attention, Pog was deathly ill this week


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.83276 del
>>83261
why wouldn't he? it's a race


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.83277 del
fuck a handshake with the nairoman
that's what dreams are made of


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.83278 del
>>83274
Pog could have a bad day, you never know unless you try


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.83279 del
>>83277
that's right


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.83280 del
Ahhh... the hope in the air until he shows up to Tour de Suisse 3 kg lighter.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.83281 del
>>83280
And fresh, dude has been in top shape since san remo


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.83282 del
this scandi kid is a baby, looking forward to watching Sixes pummel him for a decade


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.83283 del
Tuckwell of all places 6th in GC. That is one runner I would never ever in a billion years would have picked


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.83284 del
>that was fuckin hard


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.83285 del
>ROGLIC's best result came after being in a breakaway whole day the day before
hmm


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.83286 del
>>83280
do people really have hope? I feel like he was playing around this race, just win with as little fatigue as possible


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.83287 del
>>83286
yeah, absolutely

>whoa, I'm so tired, believe me


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.83288 del
>is it important for you to equalize the record of Ferdi Kübler
Lol as if Pog has any fucking clue who that is, what kind of a question is that


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.83289 del
>>83285
that were finn and fatnik in the break, not roglic


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.83290 del
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final GC


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.83291 del
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>>83288
Date of birth: 24th July 1919


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.83292 del
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>>83289


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.83293 del
onley picker with the martinez and nordhagen cope


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.83294 del
>>83290
should've stuck with nordhagen, the axelgaard team wins again I think?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.83295 del
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>>83294
it was a matter of picking nordhagen and plapp in the 3 star category


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.83296 del
feeling pretty good about this romandie goomble for once


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.83297 del
>>83291
>died 2016
hot damn, almost saw Pogi race


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.83298 del
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Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.83299 del
>>83295
he didn't pick lenny so I don't know what the rules are for his team


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.83300 del
>>83295
ive got plapp but i doubt it makes a difference vs philipsen owners


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.83301 del
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Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.83302 del
Ok I've picked rogla one last time, I only need to pick nairoman one last time and I can say good bye to a different time


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.83303 del
>>83302
what about froome, he's still not retired


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.83304 del
>>83303
froome ain't pickable anywhere, c'est fini


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.83305 del
>>83303
Caja Rural should sign him before the Tour


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.83306 del
>>83305
tietema could sign him for next year, unlike Lafay he'd actually start


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.83307 del
Guess the optimal team is the big tree, Nordhagen, Withen, Thalmann, Vervaeke and whomstever from the two necessary 4 pointers is left.
Only Withen is a surprise, not a huge one but a surprise.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.83308 del
>>83306
ASO can't refuse a pro tour team having a former Tour winner in their roster.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.83309 del
>>83308
If that former Tour winner is Froome, they absolutely can


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.83310 del
5km left in the lotto famine classic


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.83311 del
motopacing the peleton for the sprint, classic


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.83312 del
>>83311
imagine pro cycling without motopacing, it could be so much better


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.83313 del
kek those breakaway guys got absolutely fucked by the motopacing, they had 100 meters too few
de stier wins


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.83314 del
STIER
STIER
STIER


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.83315 del
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MOO


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.83316 del
Jens Verbrugghe, remember the name for the volta


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.83317 del
The 1.1 King is back


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.83318 del
>autismbert didn't take Joren Bloem in his team
precious point loss


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.83319 del
>>83312
but where would they put the cameras?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.83320 del
>>83319
on the motos next to, behind or at least 20m ahead of the peloton


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.83321 del
>>83320
Yeah basically this, the breakaway had the moto to the side and far away.
The peleton had the moto 10 meters in front of them and ofcourse the rider at the front follows where the moto rides.

And then he speeds off when he notices they're close and gives them another massive draft boost.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.83322 del
>fire broke out in Bohemian Switzerland yesterday while bertaczek was hiking there
hmm


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.83323 del
>>83322
I was nearby and could see it from the vintage point


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.83324 del
Interesting that LIPOWITZ's kinda okay performance had zero (nada) effect on his /bet/


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.83325 del
>>83324
It's not that interesting


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.83326 del
>>83324
Liposhitz can diesel his way to a respectable best of the rest position after the big tree.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.83327 del
>>83326
who's number 3?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.83328 del
>>83327
Jonas Vingegaard Hansen


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.83329 del
>>83328
Who?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.83330 del
>>83329
Trine's husband


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.83331 del
>>83327
I do not think Seixas will beat Vingegaard in his first Tour

However I will still pick Seixas for fantasy because he is my boy and Jonas is a wheel sucking coward


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.83332 del
>>83330
Ah yes the famous app developer


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.83333 del
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wanted to take a rest day, but all the blogposting of the berts got me motivated
also
>890TSS week


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.83334 del
>>83333
Another GREAT ride

On the flip side, my April Strava summary arrived and the stats are more grim than I could've imagined


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.83335 del
>>83334
no luck with the weather?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.83336 del
>>83334
I'm also slacking but I'm somehow compensating with some r*nning
My motivation is returning though


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.83337 del
>>83333
Very good bert! I shall also gove you a kudos on strava


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.83338 del
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>>83337


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.83341 del
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GC. >>83339


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.83342 del
>>83341
Just stuck in mediocrity. The warmup and stage races this year have been such shit for me


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.83343 del
>>83341
time for some doped goombling


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.83344 del
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>>83343
do you have any spare dope for me


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.83345 del
it's time to open the giro velogoomble


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.83346 del
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>>83291
lipoesque nose


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.83347 del
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>>83345


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.83348 del
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still riding around in his visma goonsuit I see


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.83349 del
>>83347
kek, he's just putting the finishing touches on that 12 point scaroni for us


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.83350 del
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it's nice to see him be a little released from his mental burdens


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.83351 del
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>>83016
I'm sorry, am I the only one who sees an aged Remco here?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.83352 del
>>83346
morbidly obese


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.83353 del
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>>83351
yes


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.83354 del
>>83351
looks more like a current Caruso then an old remco


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.83355 del
>>83351
it's the BIG nose, isn't it


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.83356 del
>>83355
looks like HGH Schnautze


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.83358 del
>>83016
the harness on the child bike seat looks very safe


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.83359 del
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kinda tempted to goomble on the womens vuelta but I don't even know enough runners to fill a team. Is there an axelturd for womens racing? I don't see one oy vey


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.83360 del
>>83359
the race already started bertman


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.83361 del
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>>83360
I've had the rider selection form open in a tab for 2 days. I may still be able to enter, its right there


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.83362 del
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>>83359
>that webm


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.83363 del
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imagine the w/kg he could gain by losing all that useless xc skiing upper body muscles


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.83364 del
>>83361
pick the highest scoring team for today and check


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.83365 del
>>83341
This is some BULLSHIT, I had almost an ideal team except for that August asshole and I lose a spot. This level is NOT NORMAL


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.83366 del
Kamon Żorż, it is time.
Give to me, hit me.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.83367 del
>>83364
no chance


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.83368 del
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did some zwifting today because the weather wasn't great (too hot)
bit of a power test nothing serious though


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.83369 del
>>83368
It was early spring temps whole April, -10C ground level on some mornings, 2mm of rainfall for the whole month.
Suddenly it is 25C for two days. My body was not ready. Rain is coming this week hopefully.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.83370 del
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>>83368
>2 mins @ 25W
>20 seconds @ 1520 W
>5 mins @ 180 W
>20 seconds @ 1820 W
>15 mins @ 205W
>5 mins @ 615W
>20 mins @ 205W
>8 mins @ 570W
>Cool down


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.83371 del
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>>83368
I was going to mock you about being too hot in May but then I looked at those numbers. wtf


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.83372 del
>>83370
2nd sprint is also 1520w the video quality is just piss poor idk https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-4jGWzIBa4 [Embed]
I've been American all along I'm coming clean now. No more hiding


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.83373 del
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>>83368
The more I look at this, the funnier it is

>No stars for the 20 second efforts
>HR is currently 192 bpm
>In highest possible gear
>87 million drops


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.83374 del
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>>83368


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.83375 del
>>83369
>>83371
its been 24-29°C on my rides the past 3 days there is no mistake, it's been pretty warm alright


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.83376 del
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>tfw 481w for an hour is merely a 3rd best all time avg
suffering from success big time 😓


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.83377 del
>>83376
weird power curve


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.83378 del
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>>83377
yes well


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.83379 del
I also remember that black american zwifter with doubled power meter


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.83380 del
>>83379
yeah but this is actually real, no cheating no wrong reading powermeter no nothing
verified IRL on the road verified IRL in the r*pe arena of abu dhabi


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.83381 del
>>83379
https://zwiftpower.com/profile.php?z=5249357

You can pinpoint the day he fixed his setup because he stopped racing like three days later.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.83382 del
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also wasn't the 180 kg negros powermeter even tripling his watts


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.83383 del
>>83382
Looks like it was doubled. His W/Kg went from 2-2.5 to 1-1.2


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.83384 del
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>>83380


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.83385 del
>>83383
I thought I remembered him going from 450w to 150w post fix


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.83386 del
looking at the new campy release because my opinion was asked, it comes with a lot of chainring options: 45/29, 48/32, 50/34, 52/36, 53/39, 54/39, 55/39. Brtek bros is this what we've been waiting for?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.83387 del
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aesthetic cassette


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.83388 del
>>83386
I mean it looks cool and has great features (aside from giant FD battery), the problem is the insane price


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.83389 del
Sprinters are really struggling at being consistent this year. You look at the wins ranking and it's all classics and GC guys.

Only Milan is up there and he had to do two sand races for that.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.83390 del
>>83388
price is actually in line with the last sram release apparently. According to my sources last sram force 2x12 was listed that at like 2300€ zonder pm and campy record is listed at 2399€ for 2x13 also zonder pm. Also needs a freehub though
gotta see what the street price is since shimano and sram go for much less online. I rate this release 7/10. The two cassettes are mid but you can also fit all the other 13s cassettes they offer


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.83391 del
>>83363
Lipo should be allowed to carry a biathlon rifle on the bike


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.83392 del
>>83386
ordering 45/29 9-42 as we speak


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.83393 del
>>83392
what is the speed with 29 at the front and 42 at the back with 70rpm?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.83394 del
>>83393
about 6?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.83396 del
>>83394
Found a calculator that returns your guess. I expected a slower speed, as my average rpm is between 60-70.


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.83397 del
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>>83396
>my average rpm is between 60-70
are you stuck in 1980s?


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.83398 del
>>83397
actually sub 70 rpm is totally 2026 on zwift


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.83399 del
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>one tooth jumps from 11 to 18
pwoah campagnolo take my money this is the best cassette I've ever seen


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.83400 del
Thinking about buying this https://www.denksport.com/puzzel/boeken/het-wielersport-puzzelboek

I will destroy that shit with my elite cycling knowledge


Bert 05/03/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.83401 del
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Reading biggest czech news site, they have an article called "Top 8 cycling spots in Czech'em
These are the locations:
>Czech Scotland
>Czech Greenwich
>Czech Canada
>Czech Scandinavia
>Czech Sea
>Czech Iceland
>Moravian Amazonia
>Moravian France

I am NOT making this up.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.83402 del
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>>83399
Could always find a Miche reseller, they even sell them by the sprocket


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.83403 del
>>83368
what are those numbers, I don't understand. 615 watts for 5 minutes?? are you a moped?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.83404 del
Bongs have a bank holiday today, that's why Jorj was not scrambling to put Giro goomble out there on Sunday.
>t. work for bongs, have a day off as well


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.83405 del
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>>83380
Just skimmed through your strava, I can't comprehend these numbers


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.83406 del
>>83369
>Rain is coming this week hopefully.
Dangerous post in a cycling general


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.83407 del
>>83390
>>83387
Yeah I really like the Record release and think that it could work great for a racer, I mean 10-11-12-13-14-15-16-18-20-23-26-29-33 is perfect with a 50t 1xchainring on a flat/moderately hilly race. I'll wait for what Sram does though, if they release a 1x road cassette with something like 36-38 biggest cog I'll just update my drivetrain with that.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.83408 del
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>>83404
>bank holiday


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.83409 del
>>83397
I grew up watching the grinders abusing their kneecaps back in the days on 39-25, please understand.
I would probably profit from 165mm cranks, but I'm stuck and happy on 170mm.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.83411 del
SEIXAS to the tour is official


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.83412 del
>>83411
time to go cray cray


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.83413 del
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>>83411
happendings


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.83414 del
FDJ might just have a worse Giro team than Picnic, somehow.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.83415 del
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whats the rationale behind not giving some rider the #191? do they not have a leader?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.83416 del
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Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.83417 del
>>83415
PCS had Almeida as #191 in their provisional startlist and hasn't added anyone else.

Abdullah will probably have the #191.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.83418 del
>>83416
Canadian races will be monument tier this year


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.83419 del
>>83406
Why, we bertmen are hardmen. And there's Brtek too.
>>83408
Good squires remember their bankster overlords with fondness.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.83420 del
>>83415
If it doesn't the green checkmark it's not real


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.83421 del
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I'm tired boss, Jonas torty (30!) velopoints.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.83422 del
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>QUINTANA
>PAREDES
>BOMFIN DE ALMEIDA
>SENEGAGLEA FERNANDESH
>DA SILVA
>DA SILVA
>DA SILVA
>COLORADO
>CHAVEZ
>DOS SANTOS
>DOS SANTOS PRADO
>DOS SANTOS
>DA SILVA SANTOS

A very stacked startlist of the 11th Settimana do Brasil Volta Ciclistica de São Paulo-Inter


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.83423 del
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Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.83424 del
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EASY TOP 50 in the /cyc/ league


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.83425 del
>>83424
>mas
yeah, how about no. bertnal was fun to watch last year, but I don't see enough return on investment.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.83426 del
Some of these teams are absolutely ABYSMAL
Troon AERTS of all places is running
CUCKELMANN
Bardiana learned no lesson and are sending the next uzbeki dopeur


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.83427 del
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Et voila


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.83428 del
>>83427
Yeah, you can actually pull this off with Huens and not hate it.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.83429 del
Marcellusi in Sprinter? What kind of retarded nonsense is that


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.83430 del
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>30
nope


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.83431 del
thinking pellizari for 20 is rather overvalued
personally i believe in VINE SOLER tandem of chaos


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.83432 del
Vlasov for 6 points, what a steal


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.83434 del
>>83433
Crescioli also decent 6pts


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.83435 del
>Vos sprinted top 10 with a broken collarbone
The anti collector, proper hardwoman


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.83436 del
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>>83403
>>83405
just bread and watter innit all of these efforts are done standing at sub 70 rpm except for sprints. Somehow these watts don't seem to be winning much though. One win over 5 seasons in an off brand race with 36 starters, I think my local gravel kreisliga gets that many starters on our best days.
Dope can only get you so far but hey at least the watts are making international media headlines


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.83437 del
>>83436
I read you did taekwondo too?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.83438 del
"Jan Hirt will attempt to repeat his top 10 GC finishes in 2022 and 2024 with a strong performance across the 21 stages."
joke of the day


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.83439 del
>>83437
Yea and it'll come in handy when it comes to fending off WADA in the future. Broken doorbell? I WILL be answering the ring.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.83440 del
>>83439
sweet! I also did it for a while, reached 1. Kup (was under 16 so not allowed to reach 1. Dan), collected a few tyrolean championships back in the day


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.83441 del
>>83436
I remember seeing that 500W for an hour thing before, I think I posted it here then.
Was some insta reel


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.83442 del
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>>83438


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.83443 del
>>83438
he hasn't done anything at all this season but hey surely this will be his race


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.83444 del
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>prestigious 1st travers of the fag department
what did the belgians mean by this?
Some BIG names on the startlist thoughbert
>ACKOWIAK
>NOVAK
>LECOQ
>VAN DAMME
>CARDINAL
>superstar BORREMANS
>GOOLD?
>PUFFY
>VAN DICK
>CRAPS
>KESS
>ANASTASIA
>D'AIUTO
>GRAVELLE
>WINTER
>LEWANDOWSKI


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.83445 del
>>83436
Weren't you german, why are you cosplaying as a burger?


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.83446 del
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>>83445
Actually I'm cosplaying as Malawi. On the internet we can be anything we want


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.83447 del
Made a team in 5 minutes
Will not touch it again.

Learned my lessons.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.83448 del
clearly vingo is the trap here


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.83449 del
>>83448
very clearly


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.83450 del
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>>83446
I thought you really were from Malawi


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.83451 del
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Easy


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.83452 del
>>83451
La creatura


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.83453 del
>>83450
I am from Malawi


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.83454 del
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One chute away from winning it btw


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.83455 del
The real question is « is pelizzari worth 20 pts »
Sure he is a great rider but there is no telling that a cheaper Yates just wouldn’t be as great. It also does grand you more points to spend else where.


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.83457 del
>>83456
malawibert names > sudaca names
gift, blessing, peter vs franklin, jefferson, jose. Clear case


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.83458 del
>>83455
Can anyone even tell who will be 2-3 in GC
Yates has fucking sucked for 2 years now and he still seems like a good choice here
I'm picking hindlel


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.83459 del
>Understandably, Van Aert received many reactions. “I didn’t sleep a minute the night after Paris-Roubaix. I received more than 300 messages, including one from the assistant to the King of Belgium who wanted to get in touch with me. The next day, I spoke with the King. That was a very special moment. He had kind words for me and said that the whole country was proud of me
I'm happy for him but I really hope people will just let him be now and stop hyping him like crazy


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.83460 del
>>83458
hindley has sucked big time so far I don't know


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.83461 del
>>83460
He was good in liege


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.83462 del
>>83460
He sucked even bigger time before the vuelta last year


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.83463 del
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>>83461
Bertaczek left a krtek graffiti behind


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.83464 del
Also time to jump to the new thread:
>>83410
>>83410
>>83410


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.83470 del
>>83455
I have been meaning to pick Pellizzari for the Giro since Valenciana basically, but that price is pretty steep


Bert 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.83473 del
>>83463
cute!


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