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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No. 93520
Non Michelin Dining Edition

>Current and upcoming road races
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT

12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>92460


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.93521 del
Dopage


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.93522 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.93523 del
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>>93522
rip to some big brothers in there


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.93524 del
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Wtf is this profile


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.93525 del
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>>93523
pls don't post fake pics bert


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.93526 del
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>>93525
the man is a goldmine we don't even need shoops


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.93527 del
>>93526
at that point, the regular helmet HAS to be more aero, with these open fairings and all


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.93528 del
>>93527
I also wondered if it doesn't just work like a parachute without the visor
should have just given one of those aero helmets they use in non TT's


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.93529 del
He obviously doesn't give a fuck

>It was more comfortable' – Felix Gall defends unusual lack of helmet visor after shipping time in Giro d'Italia time trial.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.93530 del
>>93522
FUCK W*ut


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.93531 del
more elite DNS just dropped


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.93532 del
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>>93531
brutal shit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.93533 del
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>>93532
some more


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.93534 del
>>93532
this is already outdated, as well as bertek's X chart
>Healy Ben (EF Education - EasyPost)
>Reinderink Pepijn (Soudal Quick-Step)
>Leemreize Gijs (Team Picnic PostNL)
>Corkery Dillon (Team Picnic PostNL)
>Faure Prost Alexy (Team Picnic PostNL)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.93535 del
>>93534
PPATTT


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.93536 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.93537 del
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Matias Ahtosalo wins ITT Finnish NC ahead of my teammate Axel Kllberg. 410W for 36min, not bad. The aero superstar Savukoski third, Makogon humbled. Gonna be interesting road race tomorrow with Källberg vs Ahtosalo again.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.93538 del
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allez les mecs
I'm going on a ride, hopefully nothing interesting happens


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.93539 del
>>93537
will you race tomorrow?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.93540 del
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Heh my boy Glivar crashed and abandoned before the official start.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.93541 del
>>93539
>>93539
Unfortunately not, the baby/family situation is rather difficult. I'm stuck at home on the trainer.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.93542 del
>>93541
A fate worst than death


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.93543 del
Not the baby of course, I'm just glad I don't have to rape until octobre


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.93544 del
>>93540
safer than crashing on the slippy slopes


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.93545 del
Pray for Bertacek.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.93546 del
>>93541
I'm in the Zwift group DIRT (Dads Inside Riding Trainers) and I didn't know how real that is until baby


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.93547 del
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>hazardous by loose gravel on the road


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.93548 del
>>93546
Heh yeah, with the first baby it was ok but now with a baby and an active toddler there's no way I can do proper putdoor rides. At least there's nap trainer rides and raping while working.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.93549 del
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oh come on...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.93550 del
chute sexass


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.93551 del
>>93549
Ajusted the tdf team
jonas IN


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.93552 del
>>93550
goodbye France sisters


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.93553 del
Now all the teams that didn't pull thinking seixas would win are going to feel a it stupid


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.93554 del
>>93549
If Del Dopo wins because of this I'm going to squeak.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.93555 del
Oh for FUCK's sake


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.93556 del
Is he really 3 minutes behind??


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.93557 del
somewhere a certain KOOIJ is smiling


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.93558 del
If Decathlon isn't pulling back the entire team wtf are they even doing


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.93559 del
Where the fuck is he ahhhhh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.93560 del
>Gap between peloton and group Seixas is increasing
...

It's over for good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.93561 del
Tuckwell is gonna win isn't he...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93562 del
>>93561
Yes. Whoever that is


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93563 del
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2027 will be Fr*nce's year


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.93564 del
4 minutes. He must be completely fucked up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93565 del
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>>93563
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93566 del
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Looking grim today


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.93567 del
>>93560
...and Bisiaux, APP, and Proudhomme are still slurping in the peloton


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.93568 del
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>>93542
not everybody can live in the south of france


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.93569 del
>>93567
Prodhomme is supposed to be his most loyal servant after that gift last year...


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.93570 del
>>93568
Do you really sleep 10h per night? God damn it I'd give up the world for that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.93571 del
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I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.93573 del
>>93570
no had a 2h nap yesterday after lunch. 8.5h is normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.93574 del
>>93573
>8.5h is normal
still jealous as fuck. I slept 4h this night


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.93575 del
>>93573
>2h nap and still had a full night's sleep

Is it possible to learn this power?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.93576 del
Bisiaux in tete. Seixass wont finish this stage.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.93577 del
>>93574
what are you doing my bert?

>>93575
4 drops of homemade hash oil at 8pm and you will sleep like a baby


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.93579 del
>>93577
Wake up at 3 trying to fall asleep for the next 2 hours and then giving up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.93581 del
>>93579
just relax bert.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.93583 del
Skelly Ayuso sisters theres blood in the water


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.93584 del
Heh.. luckily I was on a shop run and will be munching on lettuce with cream, cucumbers with cream, new potats and egsh.
Silly race this.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.93585 del
Gap around 3 minutes now down from 4 minutes. Sexyass coming back?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.93586 del
>>93579
that sucks, had that same problem through most of me teens and twenties. thc fixed my sleep problems for good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.93588 del
We live in TARA


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.93589 del
>>93585
Two minutes now


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.93590 del
>>93588
Scarlett O'Hara?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.93591 del
Good race director, that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.93592 del
Be HBO
>take your money
>heres a 7 minute commercial after 2 minutes live goy


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.93593 del
>UAE and Visma going all out


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.93594 del
>america betraying their oldest ally


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.93595 del
>>93593
could maybe discuss it if there wasn't a break away. Can't expect teams to throw away the stage because seixas took a tumble


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.93596 del
I'm ready for lacets kino


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.93597 del
>>93595
Watch them stop when they catch up


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.93598 del
>>93592
Funny thing is whenever they display ads you can cut the stream and then start it back and there won't be ads.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.93599 del
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I just had a vision:
>Berthet does an Maciejuk
>Prodhomme pulls until heart attack
>Bisiaux somehow wins


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.93600 del
Seixas has chased back on. Now let's see how many matches he's burned


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.93601 del
>>93600
his cadence looks good he’s good to go


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.93602 del
>>93598
>u can cut the stream and then start it back and there won't be ads.
Will try this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.93603 del
>>93600
Let's hope he didn't forget to eat


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93604 del
>>93597
>>93595
And they're gaining time again


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93605 del
>Vlad van Mechelen shacking his head when he sees seixas back
kwak


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.93606 del
>>93605
Saw it too kek


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.93607 del
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Uhhh, Franco freres?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.93608 del
>>93607
shameful


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.93609 del
>>93607
This is the deal. He stays on a French team and in return gets the help his fraudulent teammates can't provide.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.93610 del
>>93607
Nobody gives a fuck if you are a big name.
Remember Wout in msr?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.93611 del
>>93610
Cav cheated TdF climbs for decades lol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.93612 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.93613 del
>>93612
love the hat, great look patrick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.93614 del
>>93612
the don has spoken


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.93615 del
>>93607
Litterally every big name does that
First time watching cycling ?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93616 del
Vöckler undressing on the motobike shown live on France 3


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93617 del
hope my boy Bert (Brtek) Bertaček is skoring good eggs in the gruppetto


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.93618 del
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600-700m over the ocean yesterday


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93619 del
>>93618
what tire width and pressure are you using on such Belgian roads?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93620 del
>>93617
Probably dnf because his wheels fell off or something


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93621 del
>>93618
kino


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.93622 del
>>>93618
You can't suffer in california


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.93623 del
>>93618
I like the one where you chute comicaled into a dried tuft of grass
this one is nice too I suppose


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.93624 del
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>is named Finn
>is therefore allowed to start at Finnish ITT NC


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.93625 del
>>93620
my guess will be another bonk brutale from not slurping enough protein bars


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.93626 del
>>93624
QUAYE Finlay will surprise in the porvoos this upcoming masters RR


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.93627 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.93628 del
>>93627
group 13's the charm!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.93629 del
>>93627
kek


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.93630 del
>>93627
he can still win


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.93631 del
captain america pulling hard for ayuso?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.93632 del
parrot paintor the worst pick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.93633 del
>>93627
Emergency schnitzel will get him back on track!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93634 del
Tuckwell in problemos


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93635 del
well it's sexover


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93636 del
Paul SUXASS


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.93637 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.93638 del
>>93632
surely he will win tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.93639 del
Kek no one wants to give water to the norge


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.93640 del
nobody gives him water kek


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.93641 del
>>93632
kinda weird that the most starved rider is only a mediocre climber


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.93642 del
piss eau help me


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.93643 del
>>93639
>>93640
you jusr know he’s a bully


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.93644 del
Betrayer attacks!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.93645 del
Ben Toilet better than Jorgenshit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.93646 del
Lol this Caja runner is doped


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.93647 del
Jorgenson, Johannessen and Cian all have a bad sprint. This will be easy win for Del Toro.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.93648 del
AyusoGOD


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.93649 del
>>93646
runners*


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93650 del
>>93649
Parra and Jantje Castellon. Not normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93651 del
>>93645
Nah. Just blindly following the wheel, not keeping track of Jorgenson. Bad hjaelper


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93652 del
Anyway Tuckwell still has it easily


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.93653 del
Ayuso wins the Dolphin?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.93654 del
>>93446
>>Ayuso Pesquera 34
you did goomble, bert?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93655 del
That's a nasty climb but fully in the woods it's not kino enough


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93656 del
we haven't heard his very good English in a while


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.93657 del
Hey the Finnish ITT NC was today. Did Finnbert not participate?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.93658 del
rampas!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93659 del
CAM ON LUKE


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93660 del
they all look like they ran out of gears


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93661 del
>>93657
PPATTT


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.93662 del
>>93660
they're just like me


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93663 del
>>93660
Bertaczeck hommage


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93664 del
Ben toilet lachee


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.93665 del
Lel Toilet almost into the ditch


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93666 del
>>93660
1x would have prevented this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93667 del
Tobias pretty good today


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93668 del
>>93661
No. Is he getting lazy?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.93669 del
>>93667
he needs to save some energy to bounce across the line


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>>93666
>removing gears gets you easier gears


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93671 del
Del Dopo goes


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93672 del
jorgenshit no longer collecting data


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93673 del
Lel Toro dropping some frauds


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93674 del
kinda rude to not be showing Tuckwell's time


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.93675 del
Oilniggers we win again


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93676 del
dopo nuclear thermo


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93677 del
Toro merda
UAE culo


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93678 del
>>93675
c'mon


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93679 del
the next remco still there


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.93680 del
>>93678
I cant say that on here?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93681 del
>>93675
with oilmoney you win


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93682 del
>>93680
I mean I'd rather you not; you can insult the UAE in other ways


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.93683 del
>being washed at 19


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.93684 del
>>93683
lol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93685 del
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Come on Paul


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93686 del
>>93683
soon, balding


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93687 del
so who's the next french hope? Anything coming up?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.93688 del
>>93680
it's alright I allow it you have a pass 👍🏿


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.93689 del
>>93687
gotta wait another 10 years


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93690 del
Rat bros....


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93691 del
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>>93688
seems like the burgerberts take offense


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.93692 del
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fibonacci sexass


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.93693 del
Hij is ribbedebie Michel


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.93694 del
>>93692
His lower back will be cursing him at 22


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93695 del
FUCK Ayuso.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93696 del
What the hell Jorgenshit looks purple


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93697 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93698 del
Torito


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.93699 del
>>93696
good zinc sunscreen


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93700 del
>>93697
Hmm that looks like DNF


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93701 del
>>93697
yes, (rick)well?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93702 del
>>93697
what happened big guy?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93703 del
Meanwhile, Copenhagen Sprint WE, Wiebes on the start list. Gee I wonder how that'll go.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93704 del
>>93698
don't like him but good to see him not be fraudulent


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.93705 del
>>93697
Speak! Drop the blog!


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93706 del
>>93703
Gee is also on the startlist?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93707 del
Just ate 1/3 of italian iskrem, but I am an adulting adult and I closed the box, put it back to the freezer.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.93708 del
>>93697
It's fine. It's going to be fine.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93709 del
This climb looks grim


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93710 del
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Nothing, it went well
I am responding to the Dauphine


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.93711 del
>>93710
How many eggs?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93712 del
he wasted 2 seconds with his celebration that he might still need


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93713 del
>>93710
lame


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.93714 del
kek @ dab on vismoids and France


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.93715 del
>>93710
pas normal


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93716 del
Seixas........


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93717 del
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how much did lidl pay for ayuso again? No refunds


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.93718 del
seixass ded


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93719 del
>>93717
not the worst investment 2bqh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93720 del
Yeah, he's not starting tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93721 del
Sexas completely dead


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93722 del
>>93710
no news is good news, surely


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93723 del
Caja will go full Kern Pharma in the Le Tour


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.93724 del
holy shit


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.93725 del
>>93719
>"15 million euros" - Patrick Lefevere makes astonishing claim of how much Lidl-Trek paid to buy out Juan Ayuso's UAE contract
that's HORRIBLE


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.93726 del
>>93725
How much for remco?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93727 del
>>93725
okay that's pretty bad


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93728 del
That's not really cheerworthy Kevin


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93729 del
>>93723
Somewhere the Tietema lad is seething.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.93730 del
>>93728
doesn't know how far back he is


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.93731 del
That bow looks so stupid. Gotta find a different gimmick


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.93732 del
>Lefevere even used a popular Belgian expression to underline that the move was out of Quick-Step’s reach. “That wasn’t food for our plate,” he said. Yet a few months later he watched Lidl-Trek close the deal for the Spanish rider, and believes the same amount of money may have been involved. Previously, values of up to €10 million have been reported.
so 10-15 million eddies but its all speculation so we will go with 15
>>93726
idk he reportedly gets 8 mill € per year and they 'paid millions' to buy his contract
>Under Belgian law, breaking that contract required somewhere between €5-7 million. Red Bull covered it—plus whatever additional sweetener QuickStep demanded to let their franchise rider walk early.
maybe even up to 10


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93733 del
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>im retard


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93734 del
Oh great Glivar DNF. Great pick instead of Debruyne


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.93735 del
>>93732
Didn't know how bad it was for ayuso. I guess the entire managment got fired for a reason


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.93737 del
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If Seixas recovers he can still win tomorrow


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.93738 del
>>93734
Hehe

>>93540


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.93739 del
>>93736
And still finished the stage. Fuck W*ut


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93740 del
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>>93736


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93741 del
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>>93737
Well he said he did want to test his recovery limits


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.93742 del
>>93738
Oh I indeed miss those posts including the Finnbert ones. Got distracted by the Seixas disaster


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.93743 del
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>>93736


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.93744 del
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Anyway, my race was uneventful
It rained somewhat and was very wet
Everyone was going ballistic from the get go, I ended up in gruppo 12 or something, then i dropped THEM at the mirador and joined gruppo 11/10 and finished with them.
Tortyish eggs


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.93745 del
lmao they gave seixas the combatif
He's gotta hate that


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.93746 del
what happened to Nordhagen?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.93747 del
>>93744
>I ended up in gruppo 12
yes we saw on PCS


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.93748 del
>>93500
Somehow it feels my blogposting didn't get enough (you)s. A 20m PR and a Ayuso incident (poor bee but it hurt)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.93749 del
>>93746
Dnf
Half the pedalton has the flu or something


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.93750 del
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>>93744


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.93751 del
>>93748
was commenting but thread was full


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.93752 del
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>>93747
yes i know


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.93753 del
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>has dozens of podiums but never wins
the new w2ut is born


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.93754 del
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>>93736
heh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.93755 del
>>93753
hore like new Keldergod


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.93756 del
Just watched the race

Heroic salvage by Seixas, truly believe he would've won today without crash

Del Toro looking good

Tuckwell nice job managing effort, he's not out of it

Good job Bertacek, looking forward to the Intervals data


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.93757 del
what happened to seixas, just got home


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.93758 del
>>93757
Crashed hard early in race, spent minutes off bike doing concussion protocol, was more than 4 minutes behind peloton and chased back on.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93759 del
>>93757
crashed before coverage started, about 3 minutes behind when he restarted, 4 minutes at the low-point


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93760 del
and who the fuck are PARRA and CASTELLON


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.93761 del
>>93757
He fell off his bike early way before the cameras got turned on. Don't know yet how beaten up he is but it took him forever to come back and he got dropped on the last climb when things got real.
All in all this race is over for him but it was a good effort given the circumstances.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.93763 del
>>93762
I think he could still podium but winning will be almost impossible.

That being said, he's looking strong heading into TdF


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.93764 del
fucking hell that German ice skater is 13th on a stage like this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.93765 del
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>>93753
2out is on a whole different level


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.93766 del
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Did some threshold intervals to start training for my Austria trip later this summer
really shrek'd my legs but feeling good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.93767 del
>>93766
>my Austria trip later this summer
going for some Alps?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.93768 del
>>93767
going near villach, haven't really looked at anything cycling related
I assume there plenty of climbing fun to be had


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.93769 del
>>93768
montpellierbert did some climbing there, he might have some routes for you


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.93770 del
>>93768
Villacher Alpenstrasse mandatory unipuerto


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.93771 del
wiebes better do the *shhhh* after inevitable wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.93772 del
Tune in now for wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.93773 del
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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.93774 del
balsamico did not even TRY to sprint


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.93775 del
>>93772
3 man of trek doing a leadout for wiebes, a classic


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.93776 del
wiebeswinslol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.93777 del
I wish they would just ride Wiebes off the road tbh


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.93778 del
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>>93768
May I introduce you to this bad boy, I hope you have your gearing in order. A lot of iconic climb in slovenia right across the border too, like Vršič. I haven't done it by Mangart is apparently very special https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXErmbMWtPI [Embed]. Another 11km at 9% monster though


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.93779 del
>>93778
if the gradient is even I think I could do this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.93780 del
>>93779
It's not really worth it unless you want the challenge. It's just a torture in the woods, you don't even have good view. Mangart looks amazing


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.93781 del
who would have thought Cian Blobloblo would have been unlocked by movistar


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.93782 del
>>93780
oh yeah I was talking about the Mangart video, the other one looks nasty


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.93783 del
Remember about Kobnhavn team, and that the next clasico goomble is already Donostia.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.93784 del
>>93783
when are these teams gonna confirm their riders


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.93785 del
>>93744
>(You)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.93786 del
>>93773
I hate it


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.93787 del
>>93781
the inverse O'Jorge if you will


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.93788 del
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He's right, you know.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.93789 del
>>93788
if it was pogacar they would have stepped off the bike even


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.93790 del
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>Pogacar 1.25 (was 1.28)
>Vingegaard 4.5 (was 5)
>Seixas 9 (was 6)
>Lipowitz 15 (was 19)
>Evenepoel 19 (didn't pay attention)
>Toro 21 (was 41)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.93791 del
>>93790
lipowitz benefits. He did nothing and he won


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.93792 del
warning to all europeans, morocco plays tonight against brazil
big match, big chimpouts


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.93793 del
>>93792
Not for me! Is Colombia playing? If any type of brownoid is noticeable here it is the manlet Amerindian mutt with no soul in his eyes.

Colombia is playing.
We shall see then how much have we gone towards being a true 1st world cuntry with all the parts and parcels.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.93794 del
>>93788
Load of nonsense. There was a race happening.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.93795 del
>>93793
you really have more south americans than north africans?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.93796 del
>>93795
For sure, the current diversity push is bringing them in by job agencies in thousands, getting harder to go to Kaufland and not see any of them buying a metric shit ton of sweets.

Plus Magrheb all went to 1st world when it was many times richer than Eastern Europe behind the Iron Curtain.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.93797 del
>>93778
We don't get Africans on this side of the iron curtain.
We get Filipinos instead.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93798 del
>>93768
don't miss out on Faak am See


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93799 del
Youtuber's team has tid=39.
This asshole has been playing this since the beginning.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.93800 del
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>>93792
alright thanks for the reminder but I don't riot for those guys


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.93801 del
>>93790
>Evenepoel 19 (didn't pay attention)
remco basically posting his FTP did nothing to move the needle?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.93802 del
>>93799
and still is not very good


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.93803 del
>>93801
you need another good rider's FTP for it to matter


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.93804 del
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been having odd skips/noise when in the 11.
somehow a tooth broke off it???? (most of it anyway)
mystery solved I guess


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.93805 del
>Pogacar
>Roglic
>Widar
Will this star-studded lineup be able to save the Swiss race from bankruptcy? Also a non-zero chance of Quintana top 10.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.93806 del
>>93804
11t cogs are not durable I found that as well


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.93807 del
>>93805
grug vs pogi on those first 2 stages will be fun


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.93808 del
>>93802
Whenever I looked what he was doing he had retarded picks but you have to say he is very good in the long run, 16 overall in stage races, 23 in superclasico.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.93809 del
>>93808
he had a stacked giro team (I looked it up after norbert said it)


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.93810 del
Youtuber has 75391 points.
He would be leading /cyc/ by far, OPTAKT ENJOYER is at 73269.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.93811 del
>>93809
And he still picked Campy, with all due respect to our favorite psycho.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.93812 del
>>93806
Had no idea it was an option. Seems Shimano sells them individually but few shops carry them. Figures. Have a fresh cassette in stock, but feels wasteful to not fix this one.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.93813 del
>>93812
I think not long ago many shops had replacement cogs but now that 11speed is less common they cut back on it and 12 speed doesn't have any of that I think


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.93814 del
>>93813
not that long ago bikes were perfectly serviceable withouth any hoop jumping


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.93815 del
>“I was dead tired when I rejoined the first group. I tried to gather as much strength as possible. I squeezed out all the energy left in my body on the final climb. It was tough, also with the injuries. I could barely put any weight on my arms. I resolved to give it my all. No matter how great the pain is, I’m going up. I wanted to give everything for my teammates. These five guys sacrificed themselves completely for me. And that while they could have abandoned me in the pampas. I wouldn’t even have complained, because that was all I deserved. And voilà, today simply hats off to them. They should know that I love them.”

damn love this kid, what a king


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.93816 del
>>93814
I wonder what % of bicycle customers service their bike on their own. Probably less than 5% everyone else just has it done by a shop


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.93817 del
>>93816
5% do the bertacek special
25% go to the shop service
70% are doing no service whatsoever


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.93818 del
>>93816
Thankful for them tbh, or else the bike shops would completely die, which would be horrible when I do need them, when something goes badly pear shaped.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.93819 del
>>93818
luckily with bike leasing the there's more shops than ever


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.93820 del
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Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.93821 del
Is there anything better than an ice cold shower after a long hard effort


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.93822 del
>>93821
ice cold orangina


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.93823 del
>>93822
now this is a based post


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.93824 del
>>93815
Dude really is the blaireau re-incarnated


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.93825 del
Jonny out of Copenhagen.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.93826 del
>>93825
no changes necessary to my perfect team


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.93827 del
>>93825
I'll still keep MILAN


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.93828 del
>>93825
wasnt in anyway, fat fraud


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.93829 del
>>93825
I planned for this


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.93830 del
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>they have picked maus because he has a bunch of 1s against some meh drivers on hilly parcours


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.93831 del
>>93830
picking last year's winner can never go wrong


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.93832 del
>>93830
not even using 100 credits
fuck sprinters


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.93833 del
>>93832
personally I'll be using zero


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.93834 del
I'm picking Salby and you can't stop me
Bald power


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.93835 del
>>93788
just don't drive into a ditch lol


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.93836 del
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Baby Giro Next gen starts tomorrow with a lot of superstars and superfrauds

>FINN Lorenzo
>SUMPIK Pavel
>SPARFEL Aubis
>BORREMANS Casper
>DUNDIEWOODY Seth
>-ACKOWIAK Jan Pawel
>GREGOIRE Baptiste
>RAFFERTY Adam
>MOREIRA Daniel Filipe VIeira
>WIGGINS Benoit
>TARLING Finlay
>BRAVO Henrique
>MILESO Nicolas
>VAN KERCHHOVE Matisse
>DICKMAN Daan
>SCALCO Mateo
>FABBRO Riccardo
>LE COCK Baptiste


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.93837 del
You shouldn't be allowed to run the l'Avenir or Baby Giro more than once unless you chuted out or something.
You rode once and finished 6th overall? Off to a team fraudulence with you


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.93838 del
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>DICKMAN Daan
>LE COCK Baptiste


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.93839 del
>>93830
>Employing psyops for the Copenhagen Sprint


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.93840 del
Jack Jankowiak


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.93841 del
>>93837
I think it's alright this year atleast in the baby giro
there's a dude on uno x that ran the avenir 4 times


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.93842 del
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good palmares for a 19 yr old


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.93843 del
Who will Lidl sprint for then? Walscheid?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.93844 del
>>93843
TIM
TORN
TITTENBERG


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.93845 del
>>93837
imagine being one of those guys, how little of a future can you have


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.93846 del
>>93841
Fair enough, baby giro is not that prestigious after all

I wish there was a baby vuelta that would go around and explore unknown super rampas inhumanas


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.93847 del
>>93843
waar mads?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.93848 del
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>>93839
Stop me then.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.93849 del
>>93846
baby giro is a massive fraud detector


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.93850 del
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in 5 years merely attending the baby giro or l'avenir will be an instant fraud stamp. If you don't make it to the world tour by 15 you will have no future outside of bottleboi and conti fraud


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.93851 del
>>93850
thank god I never rode those mickey mouse races


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.93852 del
>>93851
Lipo?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93853 del
Imagine not picking /our/ boy SALBY


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93854 del
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the difference between avenir and baby giro winners making it is actually insane


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.93855 del
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>>93849
:(


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.93856 del
>>93854
FOSS, now that was a runner
existed only to ruin remcos life


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.93857 del
>>93856
remember when he top 10'd the giro
what a doped giro that was for visma
bouwman
foss
leemreize
none of those guys even exist anymore


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.93858 del
>>93854
Richie Blackmore was never seen again though


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.93859 del
>>93857
that 2021 one was fucking awful too, bardet remains the only clean runner


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.93860 del
seixas will struggle tomorrow, I fear del dopo will win this race


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.93861 del
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this man on the other hand has been sniffing his own farts


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.93862 del
So are we picking Beastergod?


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.93863 del
Del Toro is a proper smart Valverdeesque rider. He's going to cause a lot of seethe in the next few years.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.93864 del
>>93863
He does have a certain griminess and willingness to slurp his way to victory that must be infuriating to other riders


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.93865 del
>>93853
we'll be lucky if he even finishes the race


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.93866 del
>>93861
cheeky fiver on matty o'jorgenzingz


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.93867 del
Oded Kogut is a guaranteed lock-in for top 10


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.93868 del
>>93863
when will he get banned for a year then


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>>93867


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.93870 del
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>>93867
not a bad idea


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.93871 del
>>93867
I'm not picking a jew, I have standards


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.93872 del
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>>93868
Dope as much as you can. Get banned for 1 year. Reap the benefits for the rest of your career. Sound like a good investment.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.93873 del
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>>93871
Suit yourself but that result has been promised to him 2000 years ago.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.93874 del
>>93862
Ovviamente.
>>93871
Same.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.93875 del
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>>93566
I gave up and just did a quick one inside. Weather better behave tomorrow or I might Do It.


Bert 06/13/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.93876 del
>raping in june
holy KWAK


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