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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541
Because old thread is resting in peace

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Also filling it with some old content

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Congratulations OP, you are promoted to Someone. Have a bump.

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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 13:32:46 [Preview] No.17554 del
This muh homie OG GrEazie.

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Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 18:04:18 [Preview] No.17565 del
>just give up
Pretty convincing.

>it's just tomato sauce

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 18:05:25 [Preview] No.17566 del
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>Connection failed...

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 19:21:58 [Preview] No.17568 del
Dude, wtf is that noodle thing next to the veg? Looks great.

Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 19:36:52 [Preview] No.17569 del
That's nokedli:
It's always made from scratch (flout, salt, egg, water) in an minutes basically, very fast. The dough is kinda liquid and you need a metal thingy with holes on it to shape the noodles as you press through it into boiling water.

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Bernd 06/27/2018 (Wed) 11:57:42 [Preview] No.17579 del
I read somewhere he got some (lot) criticism for his opinion. I believe the whole thing is about people liking to see everything on one bit, there's no middle opinion just black an white.

Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 19:59:39 [Preview] No.17627 del
Yes, I've seen his critics. They mostly say that videos are cut from many bad tries and that his opinion about history is wrong.

First statement looks pretty real - he can't be that good, sometimes his accuracy looks inhuman, so he clearly tried to record some episodes many times. But even if he isn't a godly archer, he is very skilled person.

Second is more doubtful. As far as I know, we have no continuous tradition of military archery, at least in European world. And not only the archery. Most of our knowledge about military operations, tactics and skills are reconstructed from shady manuscripts, historical records and paintings. For example, many parts of Greek and Roman tactics reconstructed by historians from sculptures and occasional writings of some unrelated people (like philosophers or historians of Roman times, who never really seen a battle).

Sometimes people who work with gear, i.e. military reenactors and even larpers, know more just because they tried to use that gear, and humans didn't really changed physically in 2000 years. Of course they mostly reinvent many things, but I doubt that there is too much variety in bow or sword usage for average person.

Bernd 06/29/2018 (Fri) 03:51:18 [Preview] No.17630 del
>ISIS agriculture
Oh Óðinn, I forgot about ISIS. The Salafist group, they controlled territory in Nigeria, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Somalia, and even part of Marawi in the Philippines, they carried out jihadi attacks in France, Germany, Sweden, Spain, and the UK, they had American military-grade weapons taken from the Iraqi army, and controlled some of the largest oil reserves, they claimed their territory to be a Caliphate, and within their Caliphate, they destroyed Nimrud, they destroyed Jonah's tomb, they smashed non-Sunni cemeteries, and committed genocide against Yazidis. . Now they control almost nothing.

Bernd 06/29/2018 (Fri) 06:51:27 [Preview] No.17631 del
They were bad for business they had to go.

I'm curious how many takes did it take to record these. Not necessarily many. They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood. Steppe people learned to ride horse before they learned to walk and with that came with the bow naturally and the case for those on foot like Welsh longbowmen or just simple archers was fairly similar. Sons of poachers, hunters but even simple farmers/peasants could grew up using it first as a toy then as a tool of hunting.
Compared to them modern men are in huge disadvantage. Maybe those could have more say in it who hunt with bow instead of gun as they know the situations they got in during hunts. However their hunting experience is influenced, determined by the bow they use, because these bows function only in one way with all those gadgets and convenience functions: the way how stationary archers think archery should look like.
I've more but have to bail.

Bernd 07/04/2018 (Wed) 07:26:36 [Preview] No.17710 del
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>They had to practice before a lot before that, maybe years. Those who lived by the bow died by the bow "practiced" since childhood.

Yes, one of reasons why Mongols were so strong was archery. Nomads are becoming archers from childhood and live "on the horse". Peasant who compose main part of local militia isn't a good archer or good rider, and real warrior class wasn't numerous in these times, so Mongols outnumbered everyone in number of professional soldiers.

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:35:26 [Preview] No.17738 del
I mistook poachers for someone who hunts birds. I wasn't sure, looked it up, now I know they're just dudes hunting illegally. Never mind.

The Welsh longbowmen were commoners not really the members of the warrior class, they were just happen to use their bows much. For a while Vlah archers were formidable and now I don't mean the Pecheneg horse archers but the sheep herding Balkanites.
Those commoners who called up as part of the levy they were more familiar with bow and arrow than us can be (with the rare exception of few).

Bernd 07/05/2018 (Thu) 05:36:05 [Preview] No.17739 del
*called up into service as part of the levy

Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 03:16:24 [Preview] No.17800 del
i remember some ukranian guy posted a montage of slavs doing horrible shit to each other with some 60's russian pop song that had the word 'moscow' repeated in it over and over
does anyone have it?

Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 07:02:47 [Preview] No.17804 del
Was it the Ukrainian spammer?

Bernd 07/08/2018 (Sun) 12:07:25 [Preview] No.17809 del
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That's the popular song from 1964 called "Best city in the world", about Moscow. Sometimes it is considered as unofficial anthem of the city.

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Bernd 07/09/2018 (Mon) 16:15:26 [Preview] No.17837 del
The best game reviews on YT.

Bernd 07/10/2018 (Tue) 17:32:28 [Preview] No.17844 del
Too bad I've no idea what most of his videos are about.

Kots are fascinating creatures... on their own way. Until they don't start their sado-maso action in the middle of the night or dawn they are fine.

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Bernd 07/18/2018 (Wed) 15:51:54 [Preview] No.17974 del
That's funny.

Bernd 07/21/2018 (Sat) 21:53:54 [Preview] No.18035 del
If Japan fell to Communism instead of Russia, would you people be Slavaboos?

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Japan with communism wouldn't create anime that makes insecure western teens weaboos.

Bernd 07/23/2018 (Mon) 17:01:02 [Preview] No.18043 del
Japanese slavaboos best boos.

Bernd 07/23/2018 (Mon) 22:44:05 [Preview] No.18048 del
give her back her nose you monster

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Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 09:20:20 [Preview] No.18054 del
why does she wear the hijab?

Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 10:19:03 [Preview] No.18056 del
Because orthodox Christianity is closer to Islam than other Christian denominations.

It isn't me, it is Putin who said that.

Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 12:24:55 [Preview] No.18057 del
Islam I think was modeled on Arian Christianity, Muhammad himself likely would've remained a pagan if it wasn't for an Arian (or oriental Orthodox?) monk named Sergius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahira).

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Bernd 07/24/2018 (Tue) 16:48:06 [Preview] No.18059 del
Babushkas wear hijab.

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 00:08:27 [Preview] No.18069 del
There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s, and all Muslims of first ages of Islam actually were Christians. Different religion was made later for political purposes.

Couldn't easily find the links though.

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 00:25:14 [Preview] No.18070 del
Well, whether that is true or not, it's safe to say that Islam was modeled on Orthodox, possibly Arian Christianity.

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:36:07 [Preview] No.18071 del
I would think it was Nestorian, Monophysite and/or whatever the Abyssinians followed. Also Jews. And even Zoroastrianism had some influence there.

>There were theory that Islam is purely fake invention of 1000s,
Oh yeah, Muslims too are very talented in inventing their own history and destroy contrary evidence labeled as the evil creations of kuffars see:ISIS in Syria.

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.18072 del
Sergius was likely Arian Christian. Muhammad himself was well aware of Arianism, for example, in Muhammad's letter to Heraclius, the Eastern Roman Emperor, he said that "if you turn away, you bear the sins of the Arians". And yes, there's the Jews of Medina, and also partially Zoroastrianism, as well as Arab paganism, for example, Ramadan was also celebrated by Pagans, the Hajj, pilgrimage to Mecca was also Arab Pagan.

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 17:15:34 [Preview] No.18075 del
>Sergius was likely Arian Christian.
That doesn't really matter. His meeting with Mohammed is just a passing moment of the Prophet's life. Early life. And he could have left deep impression but not with his teachings, that would have required a master-disciple relationship.
If they even met.
The life of Mohammed and with that the formation of the Islam is "sacred" history which was written in a spirit that emphasizes the divine nature of the events. Sergius' prophecy is a tool in their hands to do exactly this.
It's not surprising that every detail of his life is questionable and unsure. Like that letter.
He had to meet Christians, he most likely heard some teachings here and there. But he lived side by side with the Jews - supposedly - for a decade. He (and his followers who actually created Islam) might got more inspiration from them.

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This is so fucking great. Was this posted here?

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kek, classic Australian bantz

Bernd 07/25/2018 (Wed) 19:55:23 [Preview] No.18080 del
he says dana weird

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Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.18096 del
Why is "Asian" just an umbrella term for East Asians nowadays. It's a continent that stretches from Anatolia to Alaska, from Sinai to Siberia.

Bernd 07/26/2018 (Thu) 23:42:46 [Preview] No.18102 del
Let me post!

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Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 05:20:16 [Preview] No.18109 del
That grey haired chick being naughty in the first few seconds of the second webm is nice, otherwise I don't see the appeal.


When those two dude were climbing into the house through the window I thought: how efficient they are. Then it turned out those are just one dude and a reflection in the mirror. Oh well.

When old peeps find the internet.

Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 06:27:43 [Preview] No.18112 del
>climbing into the house through the window I thought: how efficient they are

Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 07:04:42 [Preview] No.18113 del
For a second right there, I thought that WebM was on loop.

Bernd 07/27/2018 (Fri) 15:16:57 [Preview] No.18116 del
Mad Skillz. That pole is bamboo isn't it?

Similar here. I said wtf why do they replay it?

Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 07:18:49 [Preview] No.18121 del
Is there any Murrican version of this? I bet it'd be priceless.

Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 07:37:30 [Preview] No.18122 del
I think they use titanium pole to bear the weight. But American officers just jog casually through the wall. The cardboard can't resist to a hippo's weight.

Bernd 07/28/2018 (Sat) 10:51:56 [Preview] No.18123 del
American version would require a CGI animation I guess.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 10:05:13 [Preview] No.18435 del
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Hardcore criminal.
Additional info: 69 years old granny got enough of fags parking their car on the sidewalk. Scratched 8 cars in two days then got arrested. Frankly she's right. Pedestrians don't belong on the road, cars don't belong on the sidewalk.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 12:25:46 [Preview] No.18436 del
Source of ISIS agriculture?

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 12:56:15 [Preview] No.18437 del
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But here's the ISIS navy seals training video, in its full original form.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 18:48:13 [Preview] No.18438 del
>throat-cutting technique
Much problem with that. A real victim won't just die in a heartbeat, everything become slippery from the blood and the attacker has the same chance to cut his own hand instead of the patient's neck. Or cut both. A stab in the kidneys proved much better. But again comes the previously discussed aversion of killing and cutting someone with a knife would seem preferable and easier over stabbing someone - for a normal person.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:12:26 [Preview] No.18439 del
My favorite part is the scene with their "navy", literally just using a small motorboat with a 10 man crew, fighting against a full-fledged military backed by both Russia and Iran, and having to withstand airstrikes.
They're Salafists, mind you (not denying that they were just a Mossad operation), they're hell bent (literally) on iron age weapons (not even bayonets, just knives), and chopping heads. I guess it works when you're fighting an opponent that doesn't even notice you sneak up on them and just straight out behead them.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:52:26 [Preview] No.18441 del
Killing is not that easy. For future discussions you might want to consider reading this thread: >>8950 (sadly all images lost) also I upload a very handy book which was excerpted in that thread.
The thoughts on "Knife Range" starts on page 129. He basically describes the situation at hand.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 19:56:00 [Preview] No.18442 del
Also my original point was even them prefer cutting over stabbing despite being a special unit (and religious fanatics), confirming Grossman's views.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:07:22 [Preview] No.18443 del
I would've thought that they're hellbent on beheading because all the early Muslims did it, and that it's proscribed in the Quran. Aside from that being just a propaganda video and nothing like their actual battles.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:30:59 [Preview] No.18444 del
It does seem like me that this is a spec ops unit and prepare/training for an infiltration situation through a body of water. This situation would involve approaching and incapacitating enemy sentries from behind. But maybe not and only the Serbian Bernd's description/joke as "ISIS navy seals" influenced me to view them as such.

Bernd 08/12/2018 (Sun) 20:33:50 [Preview] No.18445 del
Protip: Whenever a jihadi group uploads a training video online, they use none of the tactics they use in real life. I might as well post this on the battle thread.

Bernd 08/13/2018 (Mon) 15:04:05 [Preview] No.18456 del
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I only have jihadi kot webm.

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Why this thread is so dead? That's wrong.

Bernd 02/07/2019 (Thu) 06:28:58 [Preview] No.23053 del
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Might be because we don't have much access to new webms, it's a time consuming process to find new interesting ones.
Hmm it seems I didn't copied Sweball with hat into the folder I generated CSS of.

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It is more interesting why I was Sweden. I'm ok with Netherlands, but Sweden?

Bernd 02/07/2019 (Thu) 12:25:53 [Preview] No.23055 del
Don't worry, here's another brave mujahid.

They may not have any real life tactics at all >>22421

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Bernd 02/07/2019 (Thu) 17:22:07 [Preview] No.23060 del
What's that oversized swing? Even for adults it's too big. As I expressed previously, everything is oversized on the Russia.
Laffed and lost.

I already own a copy of that nasheed.

Bernd 02/08/2019 (Fri) 06:38:49 [Preview] No.23071 del
Who posted this anno?

Bernd 02/08/2019 (Fri) 07:17:11 [Preview] No.23072 del
>What's that oversized swing? Even for adults it's too big. As I expressed previously, everything is oversized on the Russia.

Average swing is smaller, but I guess it is Kadyrov's personal swing located in Kadyrov's personal republic.

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Bernd 02/09/2019 (Sat) 18:26:06 [Preview] No.23100 del
Thought a tram comes and hit them both.
Read somewhere during the recession of 2008 India gained over 70 billionaires.

Bernd 02/09/2019 (Sat) 23:07:07 [Preview] No.23109 del
The Obong one is golden.

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I hope you don't mind some 4kanal imports.

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Bernd 02/17/2019 (Sun) 00:11:49 [Preview] No.23290 del
Post this every time you see one of those gypsies posting.

Bernd 02/17/2019 (Sun) 07:38:43 [Preview] No.23291 del
While acknowledging most things circulating on imageboards will be posted on 4chan one way or another, or even posted first on 4chan among imageboards (since even what's posted there mostly ain't OC just taken from elsewhere), I generally do mind.
Three boards I visit there regularly or occasionally, still I've no intention to import anything from there. Not just because there's nothing to import from /diy/ for example, but because what could be imported is just pure cancer, and also I rather keep things separate.
One problem was with KC main, and now with Kohl, the amount the 4chan crossposters who were unable to keep the two place separate and blurred the border, the separating character of the two by flooding KC (and now Kohl) with the usual traffic 4chan gets.
Not every chan on the internet should look like 4chan. It's not an étalon, a golden standard other imageboards should follow. All should have find their own character. It has it's own, and those who want the 4chan experience should search it there.
That's been said, this is my opinion ofc, the others have their own and you post what you wish as well.

Bernd 02/17/2019 (Sun) 07:51:42 [Preview] No.23295 del
Tho I have to acknowledge I also smiled at the boomer webms. I find this meme silly but I can appreciate the humor based on generational differences.

Bernd 02/17/2019 (Sun) 12:35:27 [Preview] No.23302 del
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I get most of my webms from lurking librejp..

Bernd 02/17/2019 (Sun) 18:37:52 [Preview] No.23307 del
First is done good, I don't get the second really. He jumps if he was rubber compared to his size, ok.

Bernd 02/18/2019 (Mon) 22:39:49 [Preview] No.23326 del
Very strange people with strange .webms. Lurking there is like peeking into a conversation between aliens.

Bernd 02/19/2019 (Tue) 18:05:22 [Preview] No.23339 del
Hehe, funny webm.
>Lurking there is like peeking into a conversation between aliens.
I concur.

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Bernd 02/20/2019 (Wed) 14:38:41 [Preview] No.23346 del
The invention of race

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Bernd 02/28/2019 (Thu) 17:17:35 [Preview] No.23486 del
I'm listening the sounds.

Bernd 02/28/2019 (Thu) 17:27:04 [Preview] No.23487 del
Ehh. I mean... kek...
I'm listening the sounds and they feel artificial, the water splashing as if someone would do it in a bathtub. But it seems synchronous with the movement of the water.
Also what's this Immortal?

She's a beauty. What's the film? I need it for research purposes.

Bernd 02/28/2019 (Thu) 17:56:16 [Preview] No.23491 del
interesting mood
i specially like the simple tune in the second
it reminds me of the midi music in good old vidya

metadata say L'immortelle.1963 and Picnic.At.Hanging.Rock.1975
reminder that web browsers are not media players

Bernd 02/28/2019 (Thu) 17:59:48 [Preview] No.23492 del
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i mean b

Bernd 03/01/2019 (Fri) 06:20:46 [Preview] No.23500 del

Isn't that in a hospital, rehabilitation department? That thingy maybe looks something like they fasten to your leg and help stretching or something. I guess genius parent thought that would be hilarious (I don't think the kid had enough smart to know how to fiddle with that gadget). However this could lead a neck injury. Tho also could help stretch some muscles there.

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Bernd 03/03/2019 (Sun) 19:05:46 [Preview] No.23541 del
What are your thoughts on these webms?

Bernd 03/03/2019 (Sun) 19:33:27 [Preview] No.23542 del
I've posted those to trigger some interest in the movie.

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Bernd 03/04/2019 (Mon) 04:39:29 [Preview] No.23554 del
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Your posts look weird.

Bernd 03/04/2019 (Mon) 17:26:21 [Preview] No.23567 del
It's fine here. On two browsers. Not sure what's ghorking it up for you. Maybe it's just Endchan as usual.

Bernd 03/04/2019 (Mon) 22:01:07 [Preview] No.23576 del
Well you did succeed.

Bernd 03/05/2019 (Tue) 00:16:35 [Preview] No.23580 del
I've had this bug while browsing Endchan on my phone, but never on my PC.

Bernd 03/05/2019 (Tue) 04:53:06 [Preview] No.23587 del
Good, feel free to share your impression afterwards.
It happens on PC here, but Endchan is slow and I always can read posts with [Preview], so whatever.

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Bernd 03/05/2019 (Tue) 19:04:18 [Preview] No.23596 del
That's genius. It's interesting the crowd is mostly older people and most young men seems to have glasses. Wonder what social stratum they are from. So this "teaser" made me curious.

Bernd 03/06/2019 (Wed) 20:54:41 [Preview] No.23613 del
>Isn't that in a hospital, rehabilitation department?
never have been in one but seeing the wheelchair in the background that's also what crossed my mind
still explains very little

Bernd 03/06/2019 (Wed) 21:43:57 [Preview] No.23615 del
I wrote an speculation there.

Bernd 03/07/2019 (Thu) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.23618 del
That's a scene from the movie. I can't tell what, but there is something in it.

Bernd 03/24/2019 (Sun) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.24015 del

Bernd 03/24/2019 (Sun) 16:23:22 [Preview] No.24022 del
Well I finally watched this movie and it was interesting the whole way through. I could only access the most shallow depths of the symbolism involved in the film but Germany's postwar history weaves a thread throughout the film's scenes, from the immigrant children to the sequence from the backseat of the oldtimer. Interestingly, the actor of the main character, Bruno Ganz died earlier this year. He is most well known probably, for his role in the 2004 film Downfall, interestingly enough this is foreshadowed in a way with the movie set in this earlier role of his.

Maybe this thread >>/16423/ needs a bump.

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Bernd 03/24/2019 (Sun) 18:27:05 [Preview] No.24029 del
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>it was interesting the whole way through
Glad to know that.

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 12:02:39 [Preview] No.24399 del
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Does this webm work for you?

Bernd 04/16/2019 (Tue) 15:58:39 [Preview] No.24890 del
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An interesting idea.

Bernd 04/16/2019 (Tue) 17:46:22 [Preview] No.24893 del

Alien threat wouldn't unite noone. They would be so far ahead of us we couldn't do anything against them, not even united.

Bernd 04/16/2019 (Tue) 18:59:59 [Preview] No.24899 del

>Aliens would be so far ahead of us
The idea is there would be no really aliens, but false flags by Illuminati.

Bernd 04/16/2019 (Tue) 19:52:51 [Preview] No.24903 del
Oh yeah, webm starts with "faking" just badly edited.

Bernd 04/24/2019 (Wed) 07:11:45 [Preview] No.25109 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ReW00-Aw6tQ [Embed]

I have a hate love relationship with mre videos. when I did military service I hated the food but I find it fascinating still to see that people eat these voluntarily and how other countries put in their mre

Bernd 04/26/2019 (Fri) 13:38:42 [Preview] No.25233 del
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Bernd 04/26/2019 (Fri) 14:12:21 [Preview] No.25236 del
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Bernd 04/26/2019 (Fri) 15:27:17 [Preview] No.25238 del
Basically I only watch Steve's channel.

Bernd 04/26/2019 (Fri) 16:29:55 [Preview] No.25248 del
asmr for men am i right

Bernd 04/26/2019 (Fri) 16:41:08 [Preview] No.25254 del
I'm aware of asmr and I don't get it from Steve's videos. The manner how he presents these meals however is great, yes.

Bernd 05/01/2019 (Wed) 14:15:35 [Preview] No.25451 del
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this cinematic masterpiece never fails to make me laugh. its deep on so many levels.

Bernd 05/09/2019 (Thu) 20:39:09 [Preview] No.25727 del
I would post this in the music thread but I think the visuals are the main reason I find this piece so interesting.

Bernd 05/09/2019 (Thu) 20:41:54 [Preview] No.25728 del
shit didn't mean to sage

Bernd 05/13/2019 (Mon) 05:22:15 [Preview] No.25899 del
Well it's certainly a... way of utilizing second-hand graphics and footage. Why do you find it interesting?

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Bernd 05/17/2019 (Fri) 16:22:42 [Preview] No.26080 del
Everyone hate their jobs. Why would they be an exception?
If you make money on your hobby, you're on the right way of turning an activity you enjoy into one that you hate.
>oy vey
1. She didn't pick her husband because of his skin but because he was Jewish.
2. She talks about dating and not marriage.

Bernd 05/18/2019 (Sat) 00:47:57 [Preview] No.26089 del
im sure hitler liked his job

Bernd 05/18/2019 (Sat) 06:44:00 [Preview] No.26091 del
I'm not sure about that. It might destroyed his health. Too much stress.

Bernd 05/30/2019 (Thu) 18:13:57 [Preview] No.26766 del
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I got some webms

Bernd 05/30/2019 (Thu) 18:27:31 [Preview] No.26770 del
Don't they put ketchup in all the burgers?

Bernd 05/31/2019 (Fri) 12:59:11 [Preview] No.26788 del
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Wow, somebody outside of russian border knows ДМБ. Well shit, I love that film.

Bernd 05/31/2019 (Fri) 18:23:57 [Preview] No.26803 del
I got it off /pol/ a few years ago. Welp, nice to know where it was from

Guy from yesterday here

posting more

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Bernd 06/02/2019 (Sun) 20:29:21 [Preview] No.26850 del
That's a good word play but noone speaks like that in practice.

>musical slavs
There was one video where a musician actually could play a tune (maybe violin?) to the buzzing of the plumbing.

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 19:47:06 [Preview] No.26908 del
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Would this be the video you're referring to friend?

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 19:51:38 [Preview] No.26910 del
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Would this be the video you're referring to friend?

>Don't they put ketchup in all the burgers?
It depends on the cooking style of the chef, the restaurant, the entree, the manager's menu decision, etc. It varies per burger.

Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 19:57:51 [Preview] No.26911 del
Yes, that one. Top notch, thanks.

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 01:51:21 [Preview] No.27067 del
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Might as well dump some more

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 02:19:13 [Preview] No.27068 del

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 06:23:39 [Preview] No.27071 del
Might as well.

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 06:51:24 [Preview] No.27072 del
Meknuggetz are srs bizniss. I also remember that one.

>who will slav the world
Where's that footage from?
I see that logo of the tv channel, and I assume those guys are Soviet troops in Afghanistan.
>ghost bustahs


Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 07:37:33 [Preview] No.27074 del
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>Where's that footage from?
>I see that logo of the tv channel, and I assume those guys are Soviet troops in Afghanistan.

It's from western documentary about Afghan war: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3608008/

Also related gondola.

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 08:54:08 [Preview] No.27084 del
Huh, that's fairly new.

These gondolas are cozy. I dunno who makes them, but he has a certain talent.

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 11:16:28 [Preview] No.27087 del
former mayor of Turkish capital city erected a statue of a robot. after criticism he replaced the robot with a statue of a t-rex.
>The mayor of Turkey's capital city has responded to complaints over a giant robot statue by replacing it with a huge T-Rex.
I think the dinosaur is gone too and Ankara is now ruled by the Kemalists again instead of the sultan party.

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 11:47:00 [Preview] No.27089 del
Hmm. It's four years now when they're gonna have the new one? What will it be? Maybe Homer Simpson?

Bernd 06/10/2019 (Mon) 13:00:46 [Preview] No.27090 del
mate, ankara is already is ruled by kemalists since a few months.

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Bernd 06/18/2019 (Tue) 20:06:27 [Preview] No.27381 del
>latin pronounciation
My ears are bleeding.
>hydraulic press
That channel is funny.

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 11:34:11 [Preview] No.27422 del
>most redpilled character in the game was a black Australian bartender in Hong Kong

Bernd 06/19/2019 (Wed) 15:58:28 [Preview] No.27426 del
Basically what
said. The /news/ board in 8chan used it as their board mascot. Everytime it was posted or any news regarding the robot, you had to reply by saying "RESPECT THE ROBOT". Which they had it in this site's /news/ board

The threads were pretty funny tbh

Posting some more

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Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 09:01:45 [Preview] No.27593 del
this shit fucking site wont let me post shit

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 15:48:44 [Preview] No.27596 del
For me it usually works fine. Once in a while I get a "connection failure" when I try to upload something. Then I wait a little, open up a new tab and see if it loads ok - usually connection failure is related to the 500 error - then if it loads I post the stuff again, then it wörks.

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 15:55:39 [Preview] No.27597 del
>night shooting
A very nice series of photos can be find on the net somewhere. An GI took them in Vietnam. A lonesome Viet took potshots at an American base, who get tired of it and shoot back. With literally everything they had. Night sky, tracer rounds, great visuals.
I dunno if they caught him.

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 16:50:51 [Preview] No.27598 del
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That's funny.
But for proficiency I liek this one better.

>just a prank bro
I wonder who was behind the wheel. Either very confident or reckless.

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Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 18:37:12 [Preview] No.27601 del
I imagine American nerds getting extreme nostalgia from that.
They won't ever make such ebin movies. The epitome of modern manliness.
Extreme contrast with the third webm with side by side. That short scene feels utterly wrong - even tho the motif of the man resting his head at the woman's lap/breasts is an ancient one - and makes me think it should be in reverse, the woman should rest her head on the man's chest.

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 18:38:43 [Preview] No.27602 del
Hey, that's not pizza, that's some other food.

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 20:30:24 [Preview] No.27603 del
Where's that picture of American bear requesting a burger from a clerk who replies they don't sell burgers and then the bear says "Burger is my right as an American citizen" as his face turns into Spede Pasanen's and he pulls a gun?

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 20:42:47 [Preview] No.27604 del
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Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 20:49:36 [Preview] No.27605 del
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That's it

Bernd 06/26/2019 (Wed) 21:30:55 [Preview] No.27606 del
this site can be very slow

Bernd 06/27/2019 (Thu) 05:16:04 [Preview] No.27610 del
Just as we prefer it to be.

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Bernd 07/02/2019 (Tue) 13:36:43 [Preview] No.27791 del
>no sound
eh I wanted to watch that series but first season is pretty shit and hard to get through

Bernd 07/03/2019 (Wed) 19:24:56 [Preview] No.27819 del
Why is that that tactics of any kind - beside standing/marching in square formations - can be seen in not one product of the SW franchise.

Bernd 07/08/2019 (Mon) 10:56:58 [Preview] No.27879 del
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Bernd 07/08/2019 (Mon) 15:36:06 [Preview] No.27885 del
What become of Antonio?

Bernd 07/08/2019 (Mon) 19:03:26 [Preview] No.27899 del
Have you seen the other seasons?
What do you mean?

Bernd 07/08/2019 (Mon) 20:00:26 [Preview] No.27900 del
They never use cover, suppressing fire, flanking, alternate unit movements, etc. in the battle/shooting scenes in these movies and cartoons. There are no sub-units, squads or platoons as far as I can tell.
In that scene they just stand in the middle shooting all around while the enemy fields more and more units around them who just walk forward and shoot (and miss 99.9% of the tiem)-

Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 04:01:30 [Preview] No.27902 del
I'm good thanks. How are you?

Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 05:14:10 [Preview] No.27903 del
Should topless bikinis be banned?
And that video which somehow found it's way to the chans was recorded by some babushka. Russia is truly a miraculous place.

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 03:03:06 [Preview] No.27931 del
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No. They are my culture.

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 05:24:54 [Preview] No.27934 del
That happens sometimes.
Animays are weird.

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 09:33:35 [Preview] No.27935 del
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>That happens sometimes.
Why? I would think you wouldn't want that to happen at all.
>Animays are weird.
It's from Buttobi!! CPU which is only three episodes long. Did you ever watch Porco Rosso like I mentioned in another thread?

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 16:11:55 [Preview] No.27937 del
tbh in that scene they were caught in the open and expendable robots are expendable
I think I managed to get to 2nd season. That was long time ago so my memory may be failing but there was increase in quality.

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 17:21:00 [Preview] No.27939 del
I don't like webm threads but have this quality shitposting.

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 17:47:14 [Preview] No.27941 del
What is going on in the first webm? hahaha
What country is that?

I love webms and videos that put in a lot of effort into it like this one

Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 18:37:55 [Preview] No.27943 del
Master transporters.
SE Asia, China I'd guess.

>Why? I would think you wouldn't want that to happen at all.
All right, not sometimes, but happens. That shell was a dud, such is life. As far as I know there's pointy thing at the end of the barrel, the shell has a charge at the back which gets ignited and that propels it out of the barrel. The charge was faulty.
Sometimes a round gets stuck in the rifle, sometimes an airplane falls out of the sky. Shit happens.

Bernd 07/11/2019 (Thu) 05:31:19 [Preview] No.27956 del
Thanks. Went through the door in the wrong way just now.
That was unexpected.

Bernd 09/02/2019 (Mon) 22:44:36 [Preview] No.28877 del
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Bernd 09/03/2019 (Tue) 15:54:30 [Preview] No.28894 del
At least it's not a school in the US.

That cat had to be orange.
Great fun from the age of 14 to 88.

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I had to turn upside down my monitor to watch those.
>Don't you want to become a cult leader?
I'm thinking about that for a while now. I believe the real core of the problem our age face is the lack of morality, the flexibility of it. The traditional religions can't offer a solution they already played all of their cards, what humanity needs is a new one. I was thinking more of a "life philosophy" originally but a cult is fine too.
Oh god, all those people... this is some industrial level of tourism.

Bernd 09/06/2019 (Fri) 09:11:41 [Preview] No.28953 del
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Australian birds are very intelligent for some reason which I can't exactly recall at the moment. Just recently the magpies at the end of my street have stared their swooping season and are causing so much strife that signs were erected to warn passers-by of their notorious deeds, but they never swoop me because magpies can memorise the faces and attitudes of their neighbours.

Bernd 09/06/2019 (Fri) 14:33:51 [Preview] No.28955 del
Apparently Austrian magpies aren't related to other magpies of the world.
t. wikipee

Bernd 09/08/2019 (Sun) 18:51:09 [Preview] No.29005 del
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Posting some webms

Bernd 09/08/2019 (Sun) 19:09:28 [Preview] No.29008 del

Bernd 09/08/2019 (Sun) 19:31:08 [Preview] No.29009 del
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Most of the webms I got were videos from the olden days of synchtube when it was popular on /b/. Not sure if anyone remembers that site anymore.

All I got for now. Have a rare Spede video as a bonus

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Bernd 09/09/2019 (Mon) 16:21:58 [Preview] No.29025 del
Yeah, that happens. Not sure what that dude wanted to do.
I heard a similar story, which supposedly happened in the Hungarian Defence Force. Conscripts had a little fun with loosening of their AK's bolt system so they could use the weight of the bolt to load the first round into the chamber by just swinging the gun. Then one day when they were transported in the back of the truck somewhere and they had to held their weapons between their legs, muzzle pointing up, at a bump one of the gun fired by itself, killing it's owner with a headshot from below.

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Bernd 10/28/2019 (Mon) 18:21:47 [Preview] No.31090 del
Wtf that soy wars?


Bernd 10/28/2019 (Mon) 18:46:22 [Preview] No.31091 del
AHAHAHAHAH! fuck sake! I'm fucking shaking rn. That fucking soy face! Holy fuck, this fucking planet is doomed!

Bernd 10/28/2019 (Mon) 19:50:57 [Preview] No.31092 del
My hope in humanity you... animal

Bernd 10/28/2019 (Mon) 21:13:58 [Preview] No.31095 del
>the saga ends
finally some good news

Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 02:18:48 [Preview] No.31101 del

>the saga ends
lol don't count on it. They'll make new movies for decades

sage Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 03:00:37 [Preview] No.31103 del
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Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 14:04:29 [Preview] No.31110 del
Too lazy to make webm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sWDL39d45LA [Embed]

Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 17:06:25 [Preview] No.31112 del
Sometimes I watch such videos, food and sweets tasing, with Hungarian stuff. Too bad "original" Hungarian sweets are sparse, all this generic Euro snacks all around (once I saw they sent fucking Milka...). And to be honest in this vid you linked, all those stuff are the same generic, no original Turkish, and generally boring video, could have just eat US made cookies.
Kek, I remember one guy tasted a Túró Rudi, couldn't recognize the ingredients beside chocolate and said it tastes like orange or something similar citrus whatever. Then he said that thing sat in his fridge liek an months. That's way over expiration and considering the main ingredient is cottage cheese... I guess yeah it could taste kinda citric.

I have other things to add. Yeah, I recognized the dude... Yeah, everyone watches porn but normalizing it (porn actors/actresses using social media and be "humans" for the public) and trying to making it look harmless and acceptable by the standards social norms isn't a good thing. This just leads to that dystopic future what German Bernd described in his "cyberpunk" thread.
If it was a way for him out of porn, and not just another marketing platform I'd say it's better he (and others who do the same) doing this.

Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 17:29:33 [Preview] No.31114 del
> This just leads to that dystopic future what German Bernd described in his "cyberpunk" thread.
You just cant stand a decent man appreciating Turkish snacks.

Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 17:34:15 [Preview] No.31115 del
I was just disgusted how he insulted that croissant based on ancient Turkish recipe.

Bernd 10/29/2019 (Tue) 18:06:40 [Preview] No.31116 del
I know right?

Bernd 10/30/2019 (Wed) 17:57:52 [Preview] No.31140 del
too bad he's tasting generic cheap sugar trash

Bernd 10/30/2019 (Wed) 18:01:48 [Preview] No.31141 del
have to admire his attitude tho

Bernd 10/30/2019 (Wed) 18:06:10 [Preview] No.31142 del
He also mentions that all the same shiz all over the globe.

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 11:56:15 [Preview] No.31204 del
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>You just cant stand a decent man appreciating Turkish snacks.
wtf? He didn't even review turkish delights? utter garbage. Do you eat turkish delights? I'd imagine you probably eat them every day, they are just a special treat for us brits.

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 12:55:39 [Preview] No.31205 del
I do but not everyday ofc. Also the ones that I eat are not supermarket products.

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 13:24:41 [Preview] No.31207 del
>not supermarket products
Do you make them? Every other day?

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 13:58:39 [Preview] No.31208 del
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no my greatest ally. there are traditional bazaars and there are people making lokum (Türkish delight) more than a century. I make my relatives buy for me and sometimes stack it. But I have no stack right now, but I can go to bazaar and buy some avarage ones.

hacı bekir makes the best ones and they are the oldest one around, for late 1700's.

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 14:04:15 [Preview] No.31209 del
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Also forgot to say, I like pişmaniye more

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 16:16:48 [Preview] No.31211 del
Wow, that walnut one looks delicious!

This stuff looks awesome, but I can't find any descriptions of what it tastes like?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EAcB-Hz1B9Y [Embed]

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 17:05:35 [Preview] No.31213 del
>that walnut one looks delicious!

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 19:04:52 [Preview] No.31216 del
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imagine cotton candy minus generic industrial sugar taste.

I'm not good at describing such things like that

We also have saray helvası, it's like pişmaniye but it is more shaped practically almost same thing. Cheap shops have chocolate covered saray helvası avaible for sale.

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:31:41 [Preview] No.31222 del
>they are just a special treat for us brits.

Interesting, that these kind of sweets are pretty widespread in Russia. They are called eastern (oriental) sweets and can be found in almost any non-small shop. Most popular types are Baklava (called "pakhlava" here) and lokum (called "rahat-lukum").

Bernd 11/02/2019 (Sat) 22:09:48 [Preview] No.31224 del
turns out both russians and ukranians calls it like that. rahat means relaxed btw.

but how does one make a lokum relax? imagine you make your lokum watch germanhistory.webm for hours. that's kc tire relaxing therapy.

Bernd 01/06/2020 (Mon) 00:58:19 [Preview] No.33826 del
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Bernd 01/06/2020 (Mon) 02:07:53 [Preview] No.33827 del
It is highly stylised and he does exaggerate but much of what he says is based on truth.

He follows eastern teaching not western and there is quite a wealth of knowledge about that. There isn't so much regarding European archery because it was phased out sooner and it was not a martial art of the nobility(they used bows but only for leisure), this is why archery in Europe is so simple, it's a strong man firing a strong bow, it has nowhere near the finesse or depth that it did in the east.

Bernd 01/21/2020 (Tue) 18:32:27 [Preview] No.34177 del
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Bernd 01/21/2020 (Tue) 18:42:17 [Preview] No.34178 del
Poor cow.

Bernd 01/21/2020 (Tue) 19:03:56 [Preview] No.34180 del
In Zen, archery is a meditation technique. The Bushido is the code of a warrior on a horse with a bow.
I wonder what our ancestors on steppe thought about it. They could ride before they could walk but they started tensing bows very early and they didn't put down the bow til the grave (not even after). Not to mention the making of recurve/reflex bows needed skilled craftsmen and was not a quick process. They sure had numerous and deep thoughts about it.

Bernd 02/15/2020 (Sat) 23:43:46 [Preview] No.34412 del
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Bernd 02/16/2020 (Sun) 09:23:38 [Preview] No.34424 del
Following a series, The Outsider, Stephen King novel adaptation. A Jewish lawyer just told that joke in the last episode.
Look so calm inside.

Oh I saved something just yesterday thinking I should post it here.

Bernd 02/16/2020 (Sun) 10:00:27 [Preview] No.34425 del
sorry those arent webms actually

Bernd 02/16/2020 (Sun) 11:37:41 [Preview] No.34427 del
>aren't webms
Shame on you.
Also get the photos.

Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 20:12:45 [Preview] No.34454 del
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Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 20:27:36 [Preview] No.34456 del

No one likes Chrysler style from early 2000s.

Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 20:32:23 [Preview] No.34458 del

Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 20:39:06 [Preview] No.34459 del
Animal rights activists protesting Chrysler's funding of some dog sled race.

Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 20:42:13 [Preview] No.34461 del
Wow dog sled races are so horrible. Literal animal torture.
Those dogs love to pull sleds and run, it's their life.

Bernd 02/17/2020 (Mon) 22:29:21 [Preview] No.34464 del
It's not like they just pick a random Chrysler parked on the street. They actually want out and bought one. So one could argue that's a win for Chrysler. Also the one is really having a hard time breaking the window even though they have a sledge hammer.
The Iditarod is the largest dog sled race in the world

Bernd 02/18/2020 (Tue) 06:26:57 [Preview] No.34467 del
I would guess they bought a used one.
>having a hard time breaking the window
Maybe a woman?

>largest dog sled race in the world
Then those dogs participating are cared for better than 99% of the dog population of Earth. How horrible.

Bernd 02/22/2020 (Sat) 09:53:04 [Preview] No.34547 del

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 15:07:15 [Preview] No.34894 del
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Just testing stuff.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 18:00:05 [Preview] No.34897 del
Looks like a good move, will watch

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 18:06:52 [Preview] No.34898 del
Tonight will be Endchan Movie Corner, ofc with something else, at 22 CET. The link is in the movie thread.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 20:02:18 [Preview] No.34901 del
Alright, might come. Thanks for the link

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 19:49:03 [Preview] No.34979 del
Testing again.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 19:29:56 [Preview] No.35273 del
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Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 17:42:09 [Preview] No.35292 del
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Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 17:44:06 [Preview] No.35293 del
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Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 18:24:59 [Preview] No.35297 del
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Bernd 03/22/2020 (Sun) 20:41:17 [Preview] No.35357 del
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Bernd 03/22/2020 (Sun) 21:33:58 [Preview] No.35361 del
The last one was funny until that fag started to laugh. And a good concept, could be elevated to mindfuck levels if seemingly ordinary unrelated people could be involved, liek babushkas, or workers filling potholes, or a couple pushing baby carriage, etc.



Stronk. He actually looks fit. Probably the beer a day.

Laffed a little.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 01:40:51 [Preview] No.35362 del
Typical EVA fans, I knew they were regulars.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 18:56:42 [Preview] No.35397 del
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Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 01:13:28 [Preview] No.35408 del
What's the waffen song?

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 13:59:46 [Preview] No.35487 del
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Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 14:44:47 [Preview] No.35489 del
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Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss

Here it's produced in prisons. 33 thousands a day.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 08:08:13 [Preview] No.35503 del
Can they not be more of an elephant in the room with the 33?

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 09:24:09 [Preview] No.35505 del
I dunno. But 6,6 million was ordered.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 20:21:26 [Preview] No.35530 del
>Can they not be more of an elephant in the room with the 33?
Am I missing something?

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:18:30 [Preview] No.35532 del
33 is the freemason/jew's favourite number, it's up there with 47 and 666.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 22:41:25 [Preview] No.35533 del

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 05:57:23 [Preview] No.35539 del
Not bad. Performer?

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 09:04:54 [Preview] No.35541 del
Nancy Danino
End credits theme for the movie Tokyo Eyes (1998)

Another track.

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 13:09:45 [Preview] No.35545 del
Thanks. Her voice isn't the greatest judging by that one sample but kinda I dunno... gentle in that song. Probably will listen what she can sing.

Too electronic for my taste, btw we have a music thread if you are interested.

Bernd 04/06/2020 (Mon) 00:12:11 [Preview] No.35671 del

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 05:21:00 [Preview] No.35698 del
Venezuela. It's a miraculous place.

Bernd 04/19/2020 (Sun) 10:29:26 [Preview] No.36051 del
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Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:12:28 [Preview] No.36351 del
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Can I post again?

Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:18:18 [Preview] No.36352 del
Can you?

Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:20:15 [Preview] No.36353 del

Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:21:52 [Preview] No.36354 del
Were you banned?
Are you using a proxy now?

Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:39:20 [Preview] No.36355 del
Now as a comment to that video.
>no moonlanding
In a sense it doesn't even matter if it really happened. It's liek, you do something awesome in your youth. Could be anything. And you tell it to everyone, but each passing year, even people who witnessed it gets tired of it, memory distorts, you meet new people who didn't know you and they only have the impression of the man you are now and not back then, they can't even imagine you could do such thing, and in time that story about that awesome stuff you did becomes a tall tale, people will just shrug or worse, demand proofs, and what if even you have material proof, a document, a plaque, a cup or something, you don't have with you all the time, or the nature of your deed is such you don't have any documentation, or even witnesses... did you really do it? In time maybe even you will question it you could do that, maybe you just remember wrong.
It's also kinda liek Al Bundy with the lost glory, riding the dead horse, and noone cares.
Moonlanding? So what, they don't do it now, will they ever again?

Bernd 04/28/2020 (Tue) 15:49:31 [Preview] No.36356 del
I am and always will be vpnbong. I never go bare IP.

Memories are just your imagination, you have no past.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 12:59:18 [Preview] No.36387 del
Were you Turkey too? Because now I'm confused.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 14:36:37 [Preview] No.36388 del
No, never, 100% Welsh lamb.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 14:37:59 [Preview] No.36389 del
I mean the one with Turkeyball on sparts.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 14:45:03 [Preview] No.36391 del
No, I am bong on sharts-chan also. I saw that post, it's not me. I think it was either our actual turk friend or our vpn larper.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 14:46:58 [Preview] No.36392 del
Am asking coz the next post talking about erdogan was a British ball.
>vpn larper

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:18:49 [Preview] No.36394 del
he posts infrequently with rare balls, even kike-cube and larps as people from there. I can't be the only one that has noticed him?

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:22:13 [Preview] No.36396 del
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I heard the women in Wales are quite beautiful and very pleasing to the eye. Is this true Welsh-bernd?

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:26:53 [Preview] No.36397 del
Ah that guy.

They have soft fluffy white hair.

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:49:57 [Preview] No.36398 del
>They have soft fluffy white hair.
srs post now pls. I don't care about their sheep

Bernd 04/30/2020 (Thu) 16:33:00 [Preview] No.36401 del
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A very common set of Welsh traits I've noticed is dark wavy hair with blue eyes and pale skin. Not sure exactly why. Most are work-horse brides though, can pull plough and plant potatoes, not big bellies, just over all stronk.
As for attitudes, imagine a conservative racist who's addicted to sucking dick.

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 08:54:07 [Preview] No.36412 del

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 18:37:37 [Preview] No.36424 del
Spanish admixture.

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 19:34:11 [Preview] No.36425 del
I imagined it was some Celt/Roman mix, which would be historically accurate though very long ago to not be diluted by now. Perhaps a testament to the Welsh hatred of outsiders.

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 20:15:27 [Preview] No.36426 del
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Spanish-like phenotype is relatively common in British islands, probably related to migrations from Iberia after last ice age.


>A 2017 study showed that British Neolithic farmers had formerly been genetically similar to contemporary populations in the Iberian peninsula,

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 21:37:47 [Preview] No.36427 del
No, it's Roman-era Iberians.

Bernd 05/14/2020 (Thu) 17:11:06 [Preview] No.36731 del
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Bernd 05/15/2020 (Fri) 08:52:54 [Preview] No.36740 del
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Bernd 05/15/2020 (Fri) 15:14:52 [Preview] No.36746 del
That felt... fairly disturbing. Seems liek 80s, but that right round is from way later.

Patrician. You ain't upgraded the paper mask, do you?

Bernd 05/15/2020 (Fri) 15:34:04 [Preview] No.36749 del
the song is from 1984, dunno about the vid

Bernd 05/15/2020 (Fri) 22:30:25 [Preview] No.36758 del
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>You ain't upgraded the paper mask, do you?

I didn't even have it now, it remained at work. Although testing revealed that it is not so good to wear, it falls down too often. Proper leather version is required.

Bernd 05/16/2020 (Sat) 22:04:28 [Preview] No.36780 del
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Bernd 05/17/2020 (Sun) 21:26:08 [Preview] No.36808 del
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>Luchshyj gorod Zemli (Лучший город Земли)
>The Best City in the World by Muslim Magomayev (musician)

>Muslim Magometovich Magomayev (Azerbaijani: Müslüm Məhəmməd oğlu Maqomayev, 17 August 1942 – 25 October 2008), dubbed the "King of Songs" and the "Soviet Sinatra" was a Soviet Azerbajiani baritone operatic pop singer. He achieved iconic status in Russia and the post-Soviet countries for his vocal talent and charisma.

huh, Muslim is a first name?

Bernd 05/18/2020 (Mon) 08:00:01 [Preview] No.36814 del
>>Muslim Magometovich Magomayev (Azerbaijani: Müslüm Məhəmməd oğlu Maqomayev
>huh, Muslim is a first name?

Yes, it is relatively common. I've seen people with that name and with variations, i.e Abdulmuslim or such.

Although in many languages word "Muslim" doesn't have direct meaning, so it doesn't look strange. For example, in Russian there is no such word, Muslim (person of religion) is musulmanin. In Azeri language it is "müsəlman".

Typical cultural thing. Remember the name Christian and it's variations.

Bernd 05/18/2020 (Mon) 17:04:58 [Preview] No.36831 del

>Remember the name Christian and it's variations.
It's not Christian! It's Varg!

Bernd 05/18/2020 (Mon) 18:47:56 [Preview] No.36839 del
>It's not Christian! It's Varg!
I laugh everytime

Bernd 05/18/2020 (Mon) 19:36:51 [Preview] No.36842 del
I wonder how big of an influence was that for him.

Bernd 05/18/2020 (Mon) 20:28:40 [Preview] No.36845 del
Or the name "Judas" for jews.

Bernd 05/19/2020 (Tue) 05:34:44 [Preview] No.36852 del
There's Israel too.

Bernd 05/19/2020 (Tue) 13:08:14 [Preview] No.36855 del
eh I met couple pagans and they often acted similar despite having various names
still funny

Bernd 05/25/2020 (Mon) 17:26:51 [Preview] No.36965 del

Bernd 05/25/2020 (Mon) 18:28:06 [Preview] No.36966 del
Try to upload that BANANAS.webm again.

Bernd 05/26/2020 (Tue) 05:05:26 [Preview] No.36975 del
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Bernd 05/26/2020 (Tue) 17:29:51 [Preview] No.36984 del
That's a loaded banana.

Bernd 06/09/2020 (Tue) 19:59:17 [Preview] No.37599 del
That dude, Lars Andersen made another video, a long one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i4mqt69VZ28 [Embed]

Bernd 06/09/2020 (Tue) 20:56:53 [Preview] No.37600 del
I dont bloody trust him

Bernd 06/09/2020 (Tue) 22:15:15 [Preview] No.37601 del
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Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 05:11:30 [Preview] No.37623 del
I only managed to about 30-31 mins, I had to sleep, I'll try to finish today. But to that point what he said was fair and plausible.
The video also contains footage from others who practice archery, do historical research, or helped in the making of the original video.
One horsearcher (judging by his name, he might be Croat) says that archers had different motivation when they leaned their trade, than what we have today. Their skill in archery meant if they stay alive or die. It was a serious matter with dire consequences. And adding the fact that a lot of them grew up with a bow in their hands, we can conclude the average archer back in the day was a master of the bow compared to even the most skilled archer we have today. Especially considering that lot of our archers learnt archery as a static sport and never deviated from it.
But I really wanna ask, what makes you not trusting what he says?
If you are interested, you should watch this new video, it is very different than the original, which might came out a little sensationalist.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 05:11:58 [Preview] No.37624 del
Also I might "move" the discussion to the Battles thread.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 05:30:14 [Preview] No.37625 del
It has Shadeversity in it too... I don't really like him.

Yes, that probably would be better. If I have anything further to say about it I'll say it in that thread.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 05:35:03 [Preview] No.37626 del
Just me trusting my gut. He doesnt seem sincere. His first video was about him making a bunch of trick shots that perhaps looked impressive. I wonder what his motive is.

Your point about archers in the past being volumes more proficient that archers today cannot be stressed enough. Or riding skills. Or just simply living in nature. Modern man is a joke compared to our ancestors.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 22:49:47 [Preview] No.37650 del
>As for attitudes, imagine a conservative racist who's addicted to sucking dick.
How would one go about finding a racist dick sucking fanatic?

Bernd 06/12/2020 (Fri) 20:59:46 [Preview] No.37723 del
>How would one go about finding a racist dick sucking fanatic?

Put an ad on the newspaper for it.

Alternatively, just put something similar to a help wanted sign in your window for it

Bernd 06/13/2020 (Sat) 20:22:00 [Preview] No.37776 del

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 04:24:42 [Preview] No.37786 del
Dont their entire state budget consist of free money from russia?

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 05:01:02 [Preview] No.37790 del
They have oil.

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 07:10:34 [Preview] No.37792 del

Total revenue of the budget of Chechnya for 2017 was 59.2 billion rubles. Of these, 48.5 billion rubles were so-called "gratuitous receipts" from the federal budget of the Russian Federation.

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 07:14:33 [Preview] No.37793 del
Isn't Chechnya Russia?
Stockholm's budget is coming from Sweden innit?

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 07:20:44 [Preview] No.37795 del
Chechnya is an autonomous republic within the Russian Federation, it's not "Russia".

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 14:18:26 [Preview] No.37802 del
The one of the left could barely even pick up the sledge hammer, kek.

Bernd 06/14/2020 (Sun) 15:35:18 [Preview] No.37806 del
The only autonomous thing in Russia is Putin.

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Bernd 06/16/2020 (Tue) 20:16:27 [Preview] No.37892 del

Military reinforcements were flooding into Dijon after Chechen gangs were filmed firing assault rifles in the air as they prepared to carry out revenge attacks.

Horrifying videos released on social media show the well-armed masked men – who also brandish pistols – in the eastern city, 200 miles from Paris.

The hooded gang members are refugees from Chechnya – part of the Russian Federation which has been involved in two bloody independence wars over the past 26 years.

Unrest has been going on for the past three nights, a Dijon police source said on Monday. Chechen gangs linked to the drug trade and other criminal activity have mobilised to take part in battles with other gangs.

Weapons including Kalashnikovs, axes and baseball bats are being carried openly on the streets, and live ammunition is being fired. People are terrified.

The source said that the trouble was originally triggered by an assault of a 16-year-old Chechen last Wednesday which is being investigated as attempted murder.

The Chechens reacted violently, going into housing estates in vast numbers to see try and find who was responsible, the source added.

The situation in Dijon is now so tense that military and police reinforcements are being drafted in to the city, the source added.


sage Bernd 06/16/2020 (Tue) 20:30:35 [Preview] No.37893 del
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I think you got the wrong thread

Bernd 06/18/2020 (Thu) 08:36:36 [Preview] No.37923 del
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Bernd 06/18/2020 (Thu) 17:59:43 [Preview] No.37926 del
Did they build the cycle lane?
He has some point.
>let's save the environment
>i've a good idea: cut these trees!
>let's make cycle lanes and ban cars from the roads!
I disagree with that avocado example. If one rides a hummvee that avocado still have to be flown in...

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 05:23:05 [Preview] No.37936 del
Where's a top hat when one is needed?

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 16:52:41 [Preview] No.37953 del
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Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 17:43:38 [Preview] No.37954 del
Was that made by someone dude weed lmao? Sounds like it.
>America needs to move from me to we.
That is the right thing. Recognizing the individual is part of a larger entity is a step toward maturing. Without the ability of handling this group identity people can't even build healthy families. Right now we live in the era of the ego and individualism, thanks for the boundless liberalism and socialism, that without the control of the nationalism fragmented all societies.
But there's more urgent question. What are agenda 1-20?

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 18:04:02 [Preview] No.37955 del
Not as in a tribal society, but more-so like Marxism, where nations are all abolished and replaced with abstractions. That video may be pushing some misdirection, so it's not so much replacing the individual with a collective, but replacing a good collective with a bad one.

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 18:22:05 [Preview] No.37956 del

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 18:22:57 [Preview] No.37957 del
That video is a very blatant and stupid fearmongering.
etc. etc.

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 18:25:09 [Preview] No.37959 del
Btw. They carefully left out Satan and magical numbers because noone is scared of that nowadays.

Bernd 06/19/2020 (Fri) 20:26:02 [Preview] No.37960 del
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>Where's a top hat when one is needed?


You better stop with that Finno-phobia there kiddo

Sounds Debil!!!!

Does anybody unironically like this shit fam?

Bernd 06/22/2020 (Mon) 08:05:45 [Preview] No.38019 del
First I laughed, then I realized that it's actually true.
I smell juden

Bernd 06/22/2020 (Mon) 15:32:22 [Preview] No.38020 del
>I smell juden
Just Sweds doing Sweds things.

Bernd 06/29/2020 (Mon) 04:11:40 [Preview] No.38139 del
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Bernd 06/29/2020 (Mon) 04:18:16 [Preview] No.38140 del
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RIP in potatoes NORF man

Bernd 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:15:49 [Preview] No.38149 del
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Bernd 06/29/2020 (Mon) 16:14:18 [Preview] No.38155 del
Imagine trusting that thing.

Simple as

Too bad for the low quality.

Bernd 06/30/2020 (Tue) 20:32:14 [Preview] No.38196 del
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Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 15:43:33 [Preview] No.38910 del
>KCTV - Korean Central Television - North Korean TV - Live stream

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:14:37 [Preview] No.38921 del
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Uhh yep. It's mixing semi-religious Church chorus music with a malnourished man taking in Korean. About farming. And how amazing it is.

X-----D how silly. Where did you even get this bernd? Are you secretly a North Korean agent sent to spy on us fam?

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:05:30 [Preview] No.38934 del
I found on that archive link in the post I replied to.
Originally was on Youtube. Maybe they still have some NK TV footage.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 14:34:46 [Preview] No.38943 del
This is fresh from yt.
I remember that cartoon with the soldier chipmunk. It might be mentioned in the Koryo thread.

New posts aren't showing up in this thread for some reason Bernd 08/04/2020 (Tue) 01:50:16 [Preview] No.39000 del
>Originally was on Youtube. Maybe they still have some NK TV footage.

Ahh, got it

This is a little too disturbing for me tbh

Bernd 08/04/2020 (Tue) 05:48:45 [Preview] No.39006 del
>New posts aren't showing up in this thread for some reason.

Bernd 08/29/2020 (Sat) 13:54:52 [Preview] No.39579 del
that cant be real...

Bernd 08/29/2020 (Sat) 13:56:27 [Preview] No.39580 del
He's a big guy.

Bernd 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:52:51 [Preview] No.39640 del
Thread was not showing new posts after hitting "new reply"

Truth is stranger than fiction

Bernd 08/31/2020 (Mon) 17:09:11 [Preview] No.39657 del
Weird. Did that behaviour change since then?

Bernd 09/01/2020 (Tue) 19:06:03 [Preview] No.39682 del
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Does anybody know the source of this webum? I really like it.

Bernd 12/28/2020 (Mon) 22:47:16 [Preview] No.41835 del
(10.63 MB 640x360 ApuQuest.mp4)
Wasn't there another webm thread before this one? Also, are mp4s good to post too?

Bernd 12/28/2020 (Mon) 22:48:11 [Preview] No.41836 del
Dunno if I ever replied to this post, but yes it is fixed.

Bernd 12/29/2020 (Tue) 17:08:29 [Preview] No.41847 del
The webm webum or the mp4 webum?

There was an old webum thread, but that autosaged long ago. Then this was maded. Then a Finnball made a new one, but I pointed to this one we already had. Mayhaps the Finnball was Bogdan just testing if that IP is banned or not (because just after that some typical Bogdan posts were posted).
That's a good webum you have there.

Bernd 01/02/2021 (Sat) 03:29:32 [Preview] No.41896 del
>Mayhaps the Finnball was Bogdan just testing if that IP is banned or not
It is a mystery fam

>That's a good webum you have there.
T. Hanks

Bernd 01/06/2021 (Wed) 03:05:14 [Preview] No.41949 del
Just had to post this webm

Bernd 01/06/2021 (Wed) 06:34:10 [Preview] No.41950 del
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Okay, the third is about Argentine, but the Ordem e Progresso reminded me.

Bernd 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:19:50 [Preview] No.43039 del
(7.98 MB 480x360 Rock-a-billies.webm)

Bernd 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:20:22 [Preview] No.43040 del
(820.48 KB 1920x1080 PS1 loading screen.webm)

Bernd 03/26/2021 (Fri) 18:39:31 [Preview] No.43109 del
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Bernd 03/26/2021 (Fri) 19:27:33 [Preview] No.43112 del
What's that about?

Bernd 03/26/2021 (Fri) 21:26:51 [Preview] No.43114 del

Mix of recent Suez ship happening and some popular video https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg [Embed]

Bernd 03/27/2021 (Sat) 18:45:55 [Preview] No.43136 del
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Oh shit. I didn't hear of this.

Bernd 03/28/2021 (Sun) 23:17:55 [Preview] No.43151 del
Post the 9/11 webm one please

Bernd 03/30/2021 (Tue) 23:20:02 [Preview] No.43183 del
Not a webm but still worth posting.

Bernd 03/31/2021 (Wed) 06:19:02 [Preview] No.43184 del
I kekked here and there, although I didn't understand everything (like the Orwell part). The music gives a lot to the humour.

Bernd 03/31/2021 (Wed) 12:41:47 [Preview] No.43187 del
He is an economist called Özgür Demirtaş, massive attention whore. His entire economic theory can be summed up as "just robots and artificial intelligence bro". There were rumors about him (most likely by his retarded fanbase) he is gonna be presidental candidate and he will win by landslile because he is above ideologies and will make everyone rich.

Only thing you need to do is, liking his tweets and flatter him to make super techno Turkey with Big Brother syndrome come in to existence.

Bernd 04/01/2021 (Thu) 18:06:23 [Preview] No.43193 del
80's coup simulation. It was mandatory to memorize and sing it in prisons.

Bernd 04/01/2021 (Thu) 18:29:25 [Preview] No.43195 del
>It was mandatory to memorize and sing it in prisons.
Why? Many political prisoners?

Bernd 04/01/2021 (Thu) 18:36:41 [Preview] No.43197 del
Yes. Both from left and right wingers.

Don't watch it too much, it starts to get addictive.

Bernd 04/01/2021 (Thu) 18:51:20 [Preview] No.43198 del
The tune during the verses reminds me a Hungarian song, just can't really put my finger on it.

Bernd 04/03/2021 (Sat) 22:07:31 [Preview] No.43214 del
(2.09 MB 480x360 break.webm)

Bernd 04/05/2021 (Mon) 10:24:30 [Preview] No.43221 del
(870.80 KB 1280x720 evergiven-drift.webm)

Bernd 04/06/2021 (Tue) 01:45:56 [Preview] No.43224 del
Someone was bound to make this one.

Bernd 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:48:12 [Preview] No.43239 del
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Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:00:21 [Preview] No.43240 del
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Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:47:42 [Preview] No.43244 del
Who made that gadget? Still WWII prisoners working in hidden gulags somewhere?
Poor raccoon, I bet those kids knocked on his cozy home all night. Or even worse.

Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:10:20 [Preview] No.43256 del
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>Who made that gadget? Still WWII prisoners working in hidden gulags somewhere?

This is a part from LG washing machine.

Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:34:11 [Preview] No.43259 del
Would he be liek the Turkish Elon Musk or something?

Bernd 04/15/2021 (Thu) 02:55:38 [Preview] No.43307 del
(3.29 MB 426x240 Worry bear webm.webm)
Just had to post this here

Bernd 04/16/2021 (Fri) 14:36:21 [Preview] No.43321 del

Bernd 04/16/2021 (Fri) 19:17:45 [Preview] No.43324 del
(1.01 MB 512x288 venehymn.webm)

Bernd 04/17/2021 (Sat) 06:33:13 [Preview] No.43327 del
That shit is funnier to be honest. That Ukro conflict resulted in much shitflinging (and unreadable full Cyrillic threads) on Krautchan.

Bernd 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:28:42 [Preview] No.43344 del
Not really but they both worship technology and they both have AI worshipping cancer zoomer fanbase.

Bernd 04/21/2021 (Wed) 04:19:45 [Preview] No.43356 del
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Needs a white background in the back fam. Or Spede and Spurdo as the background image

It is a lil more funny than mine. I just wanted to bump the thread and upload that webm >>43307

>Not really but they both worship technology and they both have AI worshipping cancer zoomer fanbase.

So there's a lil bit similar. Is he like Elon who gets plastered by le reddit all over the internet in Turkish webpages? Is there even a Turkish reddit? Does he get posted there too?

Bernd 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:46:53 [Preview] No.43358 del
Well, I was just inspired by the vid you uploaded. It's the "keep calm and carry on" poster. I was hesitant with the background, it was made with a keep calm generator and the color picker had its limitations.

Was thinking on how we are in a deep shit with the new generations growing up and allowed to vote. They have zero experience, no idea what oppression is, but were grew up on the media trash and are fed by social media fads.
Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.

Bernd 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:09:40 [Preview] No.43381 del
>Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.

Current society is made so only more keins and neurotipicals keep getting made. Being a bernd will be made illegal eventually.

Screencap this post because you know it's true

Bernd 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:10:59 [Preview] No.43383 del
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Bernd 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:32:27 [Preview] No.43385 del
>Current society is made so only more keins and neurotipicals keep getting made. Being a bernd will be made illegal eventually.

I think it would be different. Society slowly getting virtual for multiple reasons, from economic (it is easy to do fulfill capitalistic growth when there are no real product, i.e. virtual things like games, while having costly real things like normal food or housing) to political (people who don't enjoy real societal activities are easily manipulated in their internet bubbles, especially sitting on welfare).

Covid lockdowns are good example of future society.

Bernd 04/23/2021 (Fri) 18:13:57 [Preview] No.43387 del
(2.54 MB 480x480 erdo.mp4)
> Is he like Elon who gets plastered by le reddit all over the internet in Turkish webpages?
We have Turkish version of reddit and yes he gets plastered all over the internet.

>Maybe the older generations are close minded idiots, but their poor choices sounds miles better than of the coming ones.
One needs to feel the cold to acknowledge the value of the warmth. Newer generations will fuck up really bad in case some kind of rapid change comes up.

Also Erdo did it again.

Bernd 04/23/2021 (Fri) 18:14:25 [Preview] No.43388 del
>in case

Bernd 04/24/2021 (Sat) 15:12:54 [Preview] No.43395 del
>Erdo did it again.
He's just optimist. He hoped if he offer his hand, hers will grow back.
Reminds me of a minister of ours who wanted to shake hand with an Orthodox Jew. He constantly dodged the offered hand while she did not realize what was the problem.

Bernd 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:38:39 [Preview] No.43435 del
>We have Turkish version of reddit and yes he gets plastered all over the internet.
I guess every society is kinda the all the same in one way or another

>that webm

Maybe he was just being cheeky. Some Turks I've met are like that

>He's just optimist. He hoped if he offer his hand, hers will grow back.
That was probably it

>One needs to feel the cold to acknowledge the value of the warmth. Newer generations will fuck up really bad in case some kind of rapid change comes up.
You are probably right on that one

Bernd 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:43:01 [Preview] No.43436 del
meems aside, do people actually like Erdogan, or is he liek one of those bosses that isn't really fit for the position but he has it for some reason or another?

Bernd 04/29/2021 (Thu) 18:56:03 [Preview] No.43445 del
Must be at least a couple. Or more.

Bernd 04/29/2021 (Thu) 20:15:25 [Preview] No.43447 del
Close to half of Turkey likes him, rest of the country hates him with guts. His popularity diminishes day by day.

Bernd 05/05/2021 (Wed) 00:55:08 [Preview] No.43501 del
(5.43 MB 512x512 based cringe.mp4)

Bernd 05/05/2021 (Wed) 10:05:31 [Preview] No.43506 del
A very close depiction of reality.

Bernd 05/05/2021 (Wed) 19:37:12 [Preview] No.43514 del

Bernd 05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:48:56 [Preview] No.43515 del

Bernd 05/06/2021 (Thu) 08:11:52 [Preview] No.43520 del

Bernd 05/06/2021 (Thu) 11:50:01 [Preview] No.43523 del
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I really appreciate cold Lech posting

Bernd 05/06/2021 (Thu) 13:49:14 [Preview] No.43524 del
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Bernd 05/06/2021 (Thu) 13:58:14 [Preview] No.43525 del
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Bernd 05/06/2021 (Thu) 18:27:04 [Preview] No.43526 del
You are the costa neet aren't you.

Bernd 05/09/2021 (Sun) 01:41:28 [Preview] No.43542 del
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Sir, I think you are mistaken in your adjective selection. I believe the word you are looking for is based instead of cringe.

An honest mistake I'm sure

Bernd 05/09/2021 (Sun) 01:48:22 [Preview] No.43543 del
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Bernd 05/09/2021 (Sun) 01:51:35 [Preview] No.43544 del
(4.78 MB 1280x720 kat_blini.mp4)

Bernd 05/09/2021 (Sun) 01:55:10 [Preview] No.43545 del
(2.85 MB 640x360 akag3.mp4)

Bernd 05/09/2021 (Sun) 07:06:09 [Preview] No.43548 del
Probably the auto-correct.

Breddy gud.

Awful music. I'm not fond of this electronic music with Asian style squeaking.

Big picture matters, details can be misleading.

Bernd 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:38:33 [Preview] No.43710 del
Is that Drachenlord?
>German humour

Bernd 06/15/2021 (Tue) 20:18:30 [Preview] No.43993 del
Note how "based" and "cringe" have come to mean "I like it" and "I don't like it". Originally they had specific meanings, based is about boldness and not giving a fuck while cringe is a shameful public display. They just diluted into vague positive and negative markers, like memes that are initially precise and then lose their edge until they become "x good y bad".

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 06:57:08 [Preview] No.43998 del
Every overused terms go through the "meaning degradation" process on IBs. IRL too meaning sometimes changes, organically. Beside this tendency on IBs usually due to newfags, underage b&, and foreigners, who have to guess the meaning due to lack of information, context. Also people get sloppy and lazy, and there are those who don't give a fuck if they use a term wrong despite they are very well aware the definition.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 08:52:09 [Preview] No.44004 del
well that didnt work.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 08:56:28 [Preview] No.44005 del
(39.36 MB 404x720 7 11.mp4)
(8.71 MB 640x360 gun review rage.webm)
(2.59 MB 640x480 molest.webm)

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 08:59:08 [Preview] No.44006 del
(8.39 MB 853x480 chitana.webm)
(8.01 MB 400x300 daioh.webm)
(30.99 MB 854x480 dance.mp4)
(8.71 MB 540x360 Mär Heaven op 2.mp4)

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 09:01:00 [Preview] No.44007 del
(26.13 MB 1280x720 cat orchestra.mp4)
(5.50 MB 720x1280 idol dance.webm)
(11.11 MB 492x360 folk song.mp4)

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 09:02:01 [Preview] No.44008 del
That's an mkv. It still can be downloaded.
>ffmpeg -i input.mkv -vcodec libx264 -crf 28 output.mp4
I'm not sure right now which codec to use for webm conversion. Also crf should be an integer between 20 and 30.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 09:02:53 [Preview] No.44009 del
(4.29 MB 480x270 alex jones.webm)
(12.52 MB 480x360 dinner scene.mp4)
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(10.04 MB 1280x720 whore destroyed.mp4)

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 09:25:50 [Preview] No.44016 del
(14.68 MB 1280x720 tf2 competitive.mp4)
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(4.00 MB 640x360 yandere.webm)

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:36:16 [Preview] No.44019 del
are these all otakus and such? what do these men have in their heads?
fucking cancer

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:51:29 [Preview] No.44020 del
It looks like a band playing an event for Soldiers(hardly rare), it's Pop music too and they are Korean(so not Japanese Id*l Otaku). Such western Pop music is not really a part of Otaku culture, though technically one can be an Otaku about anything. It's kind of like the western word nerd, it has connotations to a subcultre but at the same time one does not have to be part of that subculture to be a nerd, you could have Bird Nerds or Industrial Capacity of the Ottoman Empire Nerds or even sport nerds.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:59:45 [Preview] No.44021 del

This is a pretty interesting occurrence.
There was a group brave girls that had a song come out in like 2017 call "Rollin'." Since then I think they had some members leave and had new members come in which is pretty much a death sentence in kpop.
They kept grinding though playing shows for the military when the big music shows and variety shows weren't having them anymore.
Their song was then featured in some compilation or some shit and it just fucking exploded.
A four year old song started charting again at the beginning of this year, they're in the top 10 for sales for the year on a four year old album that never sold anywhere near that well.
They're public image went up significantly because they selflessly and tirelessly performed for the troops (dog bless.)
They even have a new album coming out I'm pretty sure.
Oh wow actually all new members tbh, complete lineup overhaul.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 17:03:52 [Preview] No.44022 del
Ain't that sum limp buzzkill?

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 17:38:38 [Preview] No.44023 del
Damn, gook whores expire quickly.

Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 19:26:04 [Preview] No.44025 del
Huh. I did not know about that.

>free fries
>covid/pneumonia kills fatsos
>let's clog some arteries with freedumb fries and burger
Good job.
I wonder if there was any previous verbal exchange. Otherwise I can't decide which one is the bigger autist.

>cat orchestra
That was actually cute/funny.
>folk song

>whore destroyed
He found her on VK with face recognition?

moar liek Bernd amirite?

Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 04:22:35 [Preview] No.44028 del
these clowns cheering on pop sluts dancing at their saccharine pop faggoty trash are fucking SOLDIERS??
fucking gay east and gayer west
somebody end this world already

Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 05:02:25 [Preview] No.44029 del
Well they are conscripts most likely. It's not like it's anything new either, pop singers frequently do such things and many went to Iraq or Afghanistan or Vietnam to sing for troops. Even before Pop music as we know it there were still female singers entertaining troops.

Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 06:44:50 [Preview] No.44033 del
Ofc they do. You know how boring military service is? And they are normies who have to be away from women (although I bet they are let home more frequently than our conscripts were allowed when the institution existed) so watching some hot chicks shaking their asses on stage constitutes as good fun to them.
Also this: >>44029

Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 09:57:38 [Preview] No.44038 del
>He found her on VK with face recognition?
Yeah some kind service where you can search profiles with similar face or something.

Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 16:57:50 [Preview] No.44041 del

Bernd 06/22/2021 (Tue) 22:11:34 [Preview] No.44143 del
(19.74 MB 854x480 moekuri.mp4)

Bernd 06/22/2021 (Tue) 23:01:53 [Preview] No.44147 del
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(1.05 MB 528x432 dBJIVlpZ8K7XajpL.mp4)
hmm let's see what I have

Bernd 06/22/2021 (Tue) 23:04:17 [Preview] No.44148 del
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oh fugg, that 1st one was some chinese professor's suicide video

Bernd 06/22/2021 (Tue) 23:05:38 [Preview] No.44149 del
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this is enough for today

Bernd 06/23/2021 (Wed) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.44154 del
>aggressive rushdown
Whoa, when I saw the game I just knew it will be about that.

Where did he jump?
Seems awfully short distance to guarantee death. Could result in long suffering.
>posting fart jokes
At least a bit if German in you beside all those Jew.
I bet at least one person was nervous that day.
Wtf was in that container and what did that do on the post?
>oh fugg, that 1st one was some chinese professor's suicide video
It's fine. I'm more worried about all these mp4s in a webm thread...
What the fcuck?!
I assume she's some kickboxer or whoever and that's part of her training.

Bernd 06/23/2021 (Wed) 11:14:18 [Preview] No.44159 del
>Where did he jump?
>Seems awfully short distance to guarantee death. Could result in long suffering.
He was probably paid a visit in his office and had to act fast...
Headlines looked like he was helped in defenestration but video revealed different story.
Note: this was right after it was leaked to the world that the EPR reactor (brand new European tech, fairly experimental, two were supposed to run in Olkiluoto and Flamanville too but they're being constantly delayed for various construction problems – something China doesn't care about) of Taishan is leaking shitloads of radon, and that China is apparently, in a typical manner, trying to sweep it under the rug.

Bernd 06/23/2021 (Wed) 21:10:40 [Preview] No.44183 del
>Wtf was in that container and what did that do on the post?

Looks like transformer got short circuit resulting in electrical explosion

Bernd 06/23/2021 (Wed) 21:20:41 [Preview] No.44186 del
To me it seemed it had some liquid in it.

Bernd 06/28/2021 (Mon) 07:31:20 [Preview] No.44235 del
That channel, The Huntsman, has great material for reaction videos.

Bernd 09/06/2021 (Mon) 17:20:25 [Preview] No.44935 del
(1.25 MB 480x600 Paca.mp4)
(1.01 MB 240x426 transporte naval.mp4)
(591.87 KB 480x480 vaca.mp4)

Bernd 09/06/2021 (Mon) 20:15:30 [Preview] No.44936 del
>transporte naval
They were doomed.

Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:30:55 [Preview] No.44964 del
>Is that Drachenlord?

It is! I need to upload more of that guy

>German humour

is good yes?

Bernd 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:21:39 [Preview] No.44981 del
>is good yes?
Umm, great.
>I need to upload more of that guy

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:29:31 [Preview] No.45025 del
>Umm, great.

He's so-so. Honestly he's really kinda gross. He posts on kohl often. Would be interesting inviting him here.

I'll look into more webms I have of him

Bernd Board volunteer 09/19/2021 (Sun) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.45055 del
>He's so-so. Honestly he's really kinda gross
Really? This can be a problem, we have very high standards and expectations.

Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:30:30 [Preview] No.45163 del
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>Really? This can be a problem, we have very high standards and expectations.

Perhaps it is another mistranslation. I meant to say he is gross as in he has a very gross appearance. I am not an edgy kein so I won't post anything crazy. I'll upload some videos now.

There are some pilgrimage videos for his house around. Although they are humorous, I do not condone them. Invasion of privacy on people's houses isn't a good idea

Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:34:55 [Preview] No.45165 del
Last one is a favorite of mine.

I am surprised that most people here don't post more of him. There was a Drachenlord thread made on kc and kohl almost every week a short while ago.

Bernd 10/04/2021 (Mon) 16:44:07 [Preview] No.45185 del
>2nd pic
Wow, I have the same hairstyle. Nod really.
Why people molesting him at his crib?

I think he is more of a /b/ phenomenon. Among the international crowd far less people know German well enough. Or at all.

Dutch bernd Bernd 11/02/2021 (Tue) 03:51:42 [Preview] No.45435 del
>I think he is more of a /b/ phenomenon. Among the international crowd far less people know German well enough. Or at all.

He was posted on kc sometimes INFA 100%

>Why people molesting him at his crib?
He posted his address in a stream once and dared people to go bother him at his lil crib. And tthey've been doing it ever since. You know how keins are

Dutch bernd Bernd 11/02/2021 (Tue) 03:57:03 [Preview] No.45436 del
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Update on this: Rainer just got arrested with a 2 year jail time sentence for throwing a rock at someone who was agains going inside his crib, and for violating his previous court order against it.

The Drachetrain has fully stopped

Bernd 11/06/2021 (Sat) 07:49:35 [Preview] No.45468 del
Sometimes yes, due to German posters.

He was a dingus to share his address, but this is nuts.
Also 2 years actual jail? Isn't that a bit excessive for throwing a rock? Did he harmed anyone? And if he did, how much?

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 22:25:55 [Preview] No.45499 del
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>He was a dingus to share his address,

He kinda slow doe

>Also 2 years actual jail? Isn't that a bit excessive for throwing a rock? Did he harmed anyone? And if he did, how much?

I lost the original saved copy of the thread for him but basically

1) Someone wearing glasses broke into his house. He punched him

2) Since he could have gone blind, Rainer was sent to court for it

3) They basically gave him a fine first I think. And explicitly told him not to do any more streams ever again

4) Then he made a new stream the next day saying that he's "not going anywhere"

5) polizei saw it and gave him 2 years for it

6) No more Rainer videos 5evar

Germany is fugged with self defence laws tbh

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 22:39:55 [Preview] No.45500 del
(18.72 MB 1280x720 Animations_1989.webm)
More webms?

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 22:49:11 [Preview] No.45504 del

Treasure Island is actually pretty cool animation, it has some memes inside, some humor and rock band performing the soundtrack. Animation isn't bad considering that it isn't big movie.

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 22:58:39 [Preview] No.45506 del
It's a really good movie. There's lots of obscure in Eastern Europe that most bernds don't know about. Wish there was a thread to recommend and upload some

I got some from a saved thread about Eastern Euro animations. I dunno

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:01:25 [Preview] No.45508 del
(2.25 MB 854x480 kc_tier.webm)

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:14:03 [Preview] No.45511 del
Actually, I have another video like that saved up

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:36:01 [Preview] No.45512 del
Reminder: do not trust the Neurotypicals. They are always up to no good

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:20:49 [Preview] No.45524 del
The real difference might be that in US and Japan probably made some other cartoons in that year.

As far as I know that one never made it here. The country was too much in a USA fever. Getting Cartoon Network.

Isn't the tv/movie thread used for that?

Washirabbits. Looks like something they would broadcast as a tale before the kids went into bed.
Fun fact. Here the evening tales were framed by and intro and outro, a short animation featuring a teddy bear and his doll preparing for the tale, and going to bed. It had several versions.

Got it.

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:22:11 [Preview] No.45525 del
Fugg. We reached bump limit.

Dutch bernd Bernd 11/14/2021 (Sun) 23:35:08 [Preview] No.45564 del
Make a new threads please

sage Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 05:07:04 [Preview] No.45570 del
You got Spätzle too?
Very ebin X-DD

Southend Metals Recycling Bernd 11/12/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.51253 del
Southend Metals Recycling

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