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Movies, TV Shows Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 17:44:54 [Preview] No. 16423 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These threads aren't successful but...
... I saw this show, watched twice. Bretty darn good. It's about the lost Franklin expedition to map the Northwestern Passage. Some mystery and supernatural was added but I believe their real story had to be a nightmare as well.
Highly recommended.
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Bernd 07/16/2019 (Tue) 19:18:48 [Preview] No.28044 del
Care for a short rundown?

Bernd 07/16/2019 (Tue) 21:04:33 [Preview] No.28046 del
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Decided to take blink at Good Doctor. It would be funnier with House as the main character.
It's about an autistic surgeon at the beginning of his career and the difficulties he has to face. On one hand this show is too mainstream to be KC-tier, on the other hand the main character is too irritating, hmm the actor is too irritating with his high pitched voice. Tho I might watch few more episodes.

Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 00:41:20 [Preview] No.28048 del
It's classical knight fullfilling his destiny movie. The actors wasnt too bad but the usage of camera voice was too mediocre. The scenario was at this point way too cliche I'm sure it appeals kc tier people to some degree because knighthood autism but overall the movie targets normal people if I have to use kind words for that audience.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 19:43:41 [Preview] No.28085 del
Is taht the 1981 movie?
I don't even know if they ever made an good Arthur film.

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I just watched this. Pretty good aside from them shoehorning in Hitler killing the Shepard so that he could be "ebil".

THE NEWS Bernd 06/30/2019 (Sun) 11:52:12 [Preview] No. 27730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old one reached pmub limit.

Btw old. Instead of some news here's some olds, a bunch of photos found by a dumpster in BP - they were digitalized and uploaded to Fortepan (http://fortepan.hu/) I already mentioned in previous news threads.
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Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 21:01:06 [Preview] No.28064 del
I think whoever shot the plane they shot it by mistake. But ofc can be used by everyone for political shitstirring.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 14:56:29 [Preview] No.28079 del
>At least 33 people are dead and dozens injured after a man set fire to an animation studio in the Japanese city of Kyoto, officials say.
this kills the anime. really makes me think that Nippon buildings can be really cramped with people without adequate emergency exits and sprinklers. imageboard dwellers claim that the guy who did it won a prize at this studio with his ideas, but they didn't hire him or bought the script and afterwards stole ideas from it.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 18:52:12 [Preview] No.28083 del
>anime was a mistake
t. Santo Kyoden

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 20:03:02 [Preview] No.28087 del
And this is official.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 20:22:06 [Preview] No.28089 del
they can't keep getting away with this

Mewsic Thread Bernd 02/21/2019 (Thu) 21:09:41 [Preview] No. 23382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 20:19:55 [Preview] No.28063 del
Just discovered "balearic beat". I'm going to have a blast on this music once my weed arrives somewhere next week.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 03:01:51 [Preview] No.28071 del
its funny that most people seems don't care about music like this

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 18:55:03 [Preview] No.28084 del
You mean vidya soundtracks? Because it reminds me of those.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 19:54:21 [Preview] No.28086 del
well it can be music from old vidya too (some amiga days i dunno)
but its more general late-80s flava i don't know how the genre is called actually but i sure heard fuckton of it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MUXC9rRm21o [Embed]

4example its in this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xu8Fi0tC9IA [Embed]

those were the days btw

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 20:10:04 [Preview] No.28088 del
Surprisingly good.

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Bernd 06/13/2019 (Thu) 16:26:01 [Preview] No. 27190 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wall papers thread?
Please post some pleasant wall papers.
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Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 18:55:34 [Preview] No.28061 del
And that's all I got for today

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Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 05:19:32 [Preview] No.28073 del
I liek May Forest and Spring in Vienna. Both feels... calming.
>Girl with Geese
This has something unnerving in it.

Top notch but wouldn't try it as a wallpaper, frankly these paintings all have too much details which would make the icons hard to read (for me).

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Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 18:38:54 [Preview] No.28082 del
>Holy Rus
It's so weird, the woman in the center with the dark scarf on her head and the kid by her with the white scarf, and the other woman on the right with the colorful scarf who is facing us feels as if they were from a photo, but not the others. Not even Jesus.

Wages of Destruction Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 20:28:52 [Preview] No. 27926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As I promised I'll write about this book.
It's quite lengthy but you'll reach the end if you read at your own pace. Most of the book isn't dense for me, an economic layman, with the exception of the parts about trade, which left me confused. I'll write what I manage to understand.
The author wrote it to argue in historiographical debates and make some points, but I read it just to add to my historical knowledge.

I'll write in sections, at most one a day so Bernd doesn't get overwhelmed, and will try to make the sections more thematic rather than just a sythesis of each chapter, as Hitler himself suggests in Mein Kampf for how one should mentally organize knowledge. I want to write about:

-Trade and controls of foreign currency and raw materials
-Budgets and revenue
-Businessmen and workers
-Consumer goods
-The fate of different industries
-General progression from 1933 to 1939

If I give up on writing I hope at least to cover the prewar period. I also hope to write on:
-Armaments priorities until 1940

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Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 05:44:13 [Preview] No.28074 del
In this particular post of mine here: >>28051 no, my point wasn't related to planned economy, it was related to you're being full of shit when implying/saying only one value exist. I tried to say this nicer here >>28053 but you didn't uderstand.

But you also mix up two things. The critique of planned economy about the "inefficient resource distribution: surplus and shortage" and the "socialist calculation debate" (quoted from Wikipee).
Whataboutism incoming:
Shortage and surplus problem also exist in market economies, the "market" just "corrects" it with changing price. But it doesn't solves the problem.
If there is less goods on the market than needed some people won't satisfy their needs because they can't no matter how high the prices will go. If there is not enough bread people will die of hunger easily. Poor people because the rich can buy it still and will buy up everything causing more shortage.
If there is more goods in the market it doesn't matter if the price goes down the goods will be wasted - not on the side of the seller, granted, but at those who buy it because they really don't need it (just buy it because it's cheap) so it won't be used efficiently. I can buy two loafs of bread but if I can eat only one in a given time the other will dry out or worse gets moldy and I have to throw it out. Or I eat double but then I just get fat.
How any of these two solves the problem of shortage and surplus? It's don't.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 05:47:51 [Preview] No.28075 del
The shortage problem seems to be solved only by our age and place's overabundance, where no serious shortages occur at least in the part of the world where I live in and in the "West". But it is solved with wastage, we have waaayy more goods than what we need.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 13:59:12 [Preview] No.28076 del
>If there is less goods on the market than needed some people won't satisfy their needs because they can't no matter how high the prices will go.
In the short term high prices stimulate production. In the long term our present state of abundance can be achieved, an impossibility in a planned economy.
>those who buy it because they really don't need it
Well, with low prices production will decrease. Consumers have decreasing marginal gains and may not buy the bread at all. But if they want to buy more bread and there is bread then that's a success. That they don't consume it in a way we find proper is our judgement.
>How any of these two solves the problem of shortage and surplus?
For one thing, they don't create the new problems of shortages and surplus introduced by price setting. Impose price controls on a normal market economy and you'll find shortages caused by a problem with that measure itself. This is well documented and understood, it happened with meat and dairy in Germany and it's happening right now in Venezuela with farmers not selling goods because legal prices are too low. It happens in market economies with price controls and planned economies are no better. They won't work just fine. In this regard playing within "capitalism's ruleset" is the wisest thing to do.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 15:01:16 [Preview] No.28080 del
I'll be only on mobile for over a week so no more writing for now. But I'll do more rereading and take notes for what I still need to write.

Bernd 07/18/2019 (Thu) 17:47:44 [Preview] No.28081 del

Will reply sometimes, but first...

This is straightforward too. I've two things to add.
One is about the impact of feudalism on the system of land ownership. Well it is a question basically how did it influence that?
On the Hungary back in the first half of the 19th, it became obvious that feudal land ownership is in the way of modernization, laws had to be changed so lands could be sold in order to help nobles to acquire capital in form of loans so they'll be able to modernize their farmlands, so they won't rely anymore on the low producing and ineffective robot their serfs were bound to do for them. It was also obvious that the serfdom had to be abolished and they had to be made into owners of their lands they worked. But this led to a debate, those lands were owned by the nobles and they had to be compensated. Or not, this was one point but if they were compensated how should it happen, the serfs (we might call them tenants, I think in England that was their name) should pay it in time, or the state would pay instead.
It was planned to do both but the failure of the revolution and war of independence in 1849 postponed the process. Then four year later Franz Joseph made order to abolish serfdom.
There were several problems (liek 60% of the serf were landless, or there were serfs with different legal status that allowed them to be exploited) which made the thing as a whole unsettled and left many without securing their livelihood. The situation left unresolved way after this, and when the soc-dems took over in 1918 they had to do something about it, they planned and initiated division and distribution of lands (probably the only good thing they did) but they give too few people and too little land, less than the viable size - just as you wrote about the German land division plans.

The other thing is relation of holding and childbirth rate. In the 19th it became customary on quite a few region of Hungary to have only one child to preserve the owned land intact. If there is only one kid, it won't be devided, it will be still a viable size. Ofc this had negative effect on population growth.

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Bernd 06/20/2019 (Thu) 23:32:19 [Preview] No. 27456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Name some idiomatic expressions from your language, give a literal translation and explain their meaning.

Cutucando onça com vara curta: "Poking a jaguar with a short stick". A reckless act.

Encher linguiça: "Filling sausages". Meaningless filler speech. Comparable to "padding out" or "beating around the bush".

Lei para inglês ver: "A law for Englishmen to see". In a strict sense this is the Feijó Law of November 7th 1831. It banned the slave trade but went completely unenforced, as it was passed only to appease Britain, which was pressuring the government to cease the import of Africans. Thus, at the time the law was said to be just for Englishmen to see, and the expression now applies to anything used only to maintain appearences. Comparable to "Potemkin village".

Tirar o cavalo da chuva: "Removing one's horse from the rain". A reference to 19th century etiquette: visitors left their horses exposed to the elements, expecting to leave quickly, but their hosts could offer to take their horses off the rain and leave them sheltered so they could spend more time. By some poorly understood semantic shift, this invitation came to mean giving up: you take your horse off the rain if you abandon some pretension.

A vaca foi pro brejo: "The cow went to the bog". A situation greatly worsened.

Dar nome aos bois: "Naming the oxen". Denouncing those involved in something, typically negative, or saying something important.

Boi de piranha: "Piranha ox". Sacrificing something of lesser value to save something greater, allegedly from cattle barges throwing away an older bovine into piranha-infested waters to save the rest. For that we have a more easily understood expression, dar os dedos para não perder as mãos ("giving away the fingers to save the hands").

Queimar a rosca: "Burning the donut". Homosex. Bolsonaro famously replied this to a homosexual on Twitter.

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Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 01:07:38 [Preview] No.27823 del
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Vá catar coquinho: "Go pick up little coconuts". Piss off.

Nem que a vaca tussa: "Even if the cow coughs". Used for improbabilities and steadfast refusals.

Cão chupando manga: A double-layered idiom which translates literally to "Hound sucking on a mango". Cão, whose prosaic translation would be just "dog", is an euphemism for the devil, while "sucking on a mango" means "grimacing". The hidden layer is thus "Grimacing devil". I only found it's double-layered after doing some research, so most assume it's about dogs.
This means something or someone bizarre and repulsive. The idiom was restricted to the Northeast and later spread to the rest of the country. In its home region an idiom of equal meaning is cão de calçolão, "dog in panties".

Fazer nas coxas: "doing it on one's thighs". A sloppy job. Slave women used their thighs to mold roof tiles.

Rapadura é doce, mas não é mole não: "Rapadura is sweet but it ain't soft". Rapadura is essentially a solid brick of brown sugar, and, as you may expect, you can't simply bite into it. Good things require effort.

Quem não tem cão caça com gato: "A houndless hunter employs a cat". Improvisation.

Matar a cobra e mostrar o pau: "Killing the snake and showing off the stick". Making a statement and conclusively proving it.

Casa-da-mãe-joana: "Mother Joana's home". A lawless, chaotic place or situation. Named after Joanna I of Naples (1326/27 - 1382).

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Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 01:09:11 [Preview] No.27824 del
specifically for remote places

Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 10:01:17 [Preview] No.27833 del
>cão de calçolão, "dog in panties".

Bernd 07/04/2019 (Thu) 17:22:02 [Preview] No.27839 del
Impressing how local features, history, social structures, flora and fauna leave their mark on the formation of these idioms.
>Joanna I of Naples
How our countries are joined by the twisting twines of history.

Bernd 07/17/2019 (Wed) 21:05:06 [Preview] No.28065 del
szarkavarás = shitstirring; causing problems to others, usually done by in a "covert" way liek talking behind someones back

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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12:14 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 02/06/2019 (Wed) 21:49:47 [Preview] No.23050 del
There was a Hungarobernd who was pretended to be? an architect. He would appreciated this book me thinks.

Bernd 07/13/2019 (Sat) 15:12:40 [Preview] No.27992 del
>sorry this video is protected by copyright
FF extensions don't work either in that case tho.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 18:36:46 [Preview] No.28006 del
balkanchan.ga :^)

Bernd 07/16/2019 (Tue) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.28036 del
trchan though I'm not regular in there.

Bernd 07/16/2019 (Tue) 16:09:47 [Preview] No.28037 del
Well I'd assume this thread was created for discussing not imageboard websites.

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Blogspot thred Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 14:02:19 [Preview] No. 15577 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The boiling meat burned itself
I'm not happy of the results. Now the house smells like shit and the meat will be given to the dogs.
Good thing is, when going to the meatshop to buy steaks (because the thing that was boiling got its water evaporated), my complete overboard thinking on the ruined meal allowed me to talk to a nice looking girl.
But still, the meat is completely ruined. My mother was supposed to eat that.
Talk here about ocurrances in your life, good, bad and memetic
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Bernd 07/10/2019 (Wed) 19:29:03 [Preview] No.27947 del
Yet they stay there. They might be really get used to to obnoxious kohl posters. sad! quality ukranian posters are very good.

I also realized what you said is true. Pretty much everything is repost or cancer menes I dislike.

Bernd 07/12/2019 (Fri) 17:28:16 [Preview] No.27980 del
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Well things have certainly gotten a lot better since I made that last post. I'm feeling pretty good today /kc/.
I hope you're feeling the same way

>I try to save souls there but they weren't interested last time.
You can lead a horse to water, and well you know the rest

>I especially feel bad for Ukrainians lurking on there.
>Yeah. They have a few good posters but they always get bashed all the time.


Although I think some of them must have gone to the /rus/ and /polrus/ boards judging from the flags there

Bernd 07/12/2019 (Fri) 19:01:15 [Preview] No.27982 del
>Well things have certainly gotten a lot better since I made that last post.
I'm glad.
I'm full of mosquito bites and I'm itchy all around.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 20:44:18 [Preview] No.28011 del
You needed to put some anti bug spray before going out,

You think you'll never get bitten, but bugs will always be there.

Bernd 07/16/2019 (Tue) 05:01:48 [Preview] No.28034 del
I got those in the garden. I can't drench meself in DEET every time I step out.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 22:28:30 [Preview] No. 28013 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
will ww3 be a meme war?

Bernd 07/15/2019 (Mon) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.28017 del
>Finland, Australia and Canada become the new world superpowers after developing weaponized shitposting
I could see it happening tbh.

Bernd 07/15/2019 (Mon) 18:43:37 [Preview] No.28027 del
Can I choose nuclear MAD instead?

Bernd 07/15/2019 (Mon) 21:31:03 [Preview] No.28028 del
Finland hasn't had superpower status for 30 thousand years, it's about time they returned to global prominence.

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Are you here, my friend? Bernd 07/13/2019 (Sat) 19:50:39 [Preview] No. 27993 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. I just found this website
I used to browse KC's /int/ like 10 years ago and there was a guy here from my country who I never met in real life but we used to chat all day long online

I really miss you and we didn't speak in years.... I don't know what happened to you or where you are, but just to let you know - you were my only friend ever (even though we never really knew each other) and it was nice talking to you from now and then.

If you're still alive and find this post by any chance, contact me ! My contact info hasn't changed ever since (as opposed to yours from what I understand)

To all the other bernds, just move along. Nothing to watch here

Bernd 07/13/2019 (Sat) 21:02:39 [Preview] No.27994 del
First cube post. Nice. No kippah for you sadly, not easy to draw.
Anyway, you could try Kohlchan/int. You can find more Jews there.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 09:18:44 [Preview] No.27999 del
It turned into a cesspit of censorship this year. Avoid.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 09:59:17 [Preview] No.28000 del
He cannot avoid it if he wants to talk with Jews. Unless we invite Slovenia back to larp as one.

Bernd 07/14/2019 (Sun) 09:59:53 [Preview] No.28001 del
Tho you might qualify as a Bergjude.

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I found a Hebrew language imageboard before if that helps
It was pretty dead last time I checked though.