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Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:39:37 [Preview] No. 38901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This place feels so cozy and gives me old kc feels.

Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:46:30 [Preview] No.38902 del
why poles still haven't invented kitchenware?

Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:55:16 [Preview] No.38903 del
Well, then I encourage you to post more.

But that's used all around the world. It's called trencher I think.

Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 18:03:16 [Preview] No.38913 del
i also found some krautchan data at archive.org


Netto no Shishou: Bernd

another seems non-pedo VN by КС from 2009(?)

Apu Rpg GOTY Edition

berndsoft's kohlcuck(?) game

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Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:13:28 [Preview] No.38920 del
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Welcome home bernd. Please, enjoy your stay

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 10:23:16 [Preview] No.38979 del
hello where is the books thread?

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Omnicidism and Similar Ideas Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:45:23 [Preview] No. 38916 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
(1/2) I believe in Omnicidism (A similar, but distinct idea is Efilism which is against creating any life, but it can lead to Omnicidism which is why I have mentioned it) which is a moral philosophy where the most ethical course of action is the instant and painless annihilation of all life in the universe with no chance of it coming back. Of course, this is impossible for now but I am arguing it as a thought experiment, not as a pragmatic idea.

I will introduce why I believe in this by starting off with my definition of suffering. Suffering is any negative experience experienced by a sentient being. It is bad because it is everything that is bad. Suffering is good only when it prevents future suffering. Otherwise, nobody enjoys suffering because it is not suffering if it is enjoyed.

Adding onto this point, I would like to introduce Negative Utilitarianism. In this ideology, not creating suffering is valued above creating happiness/pleasure. Hard Negative Utilitarianism is a concept where not creating suffering is the only thing that matters. This relates because omnicidism is against all procreation because all procreation creates suffering. The fact that most people report being happy is irrelevant because we only need to focus on not creating suffering. You are not unethical if you do not give resources to the homeless, but you are if you decide to take resources away from them. Taking someone's life is unethical, but not creating life is not unethical. The logical conclusion of this is to prevent all life from being born, and to prevent all life from being born you must kill all life so that it does not reproduce.

On that note, you may be thinking "According to your philosophy, wouldn't murder be ethical? Shouldn't everyone kill themselves then?" to which I say no to both. Murder is unethical because it inflicts grief-related suffering on those who care about the person who was murdered. Suicide also follows, being a net negative. However, this can lead to unfortunate implications to those unloved. For example, if we kill the homeless, then people would be more stressed about becoming homeless.

Another argument is that procreation is gambling with someone's life without their consent. If you forced someone to go into a room where they would have a 90% chance of winning a large sum of money but 10% chance of getting cancer, most people would be understandably upset at you gambling with their life like that. Why would life be any different? When you give life to someone, you're risking an innocent person developing suicidal depression, being kidnapped and tortured, getting an incurable disease and much more. They may still think that their life was worth living, but why would that make it okay to let someone else suffer as much as they did?

Non-existent people cannot miss or want pleasure. By bringing someone into existence, they become a slave to their instincts, fears, and desires. Wanting to live does not mean life is good, much like wanting to drink does not mean alcoholism is good.

My final argument is that life is generally a negative sum game. It may not look like it for humans, but it is very probable that most animals suffer more in their life than not. If you want a demonstration of this, compare the suffering of an animal being eaten to the pleasure an animal gets from eating it. The suffering is much greater. Not only this, but imagine being a prey animal. Mortal terror is a very common occurrence for these.
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Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:50:57 [Preview] No.38971 del
Well that's Omnicidism but it still holds true for everybody who doesn't follow that and most people do not. Even for Omicidism follows it still sounds like an excuse.

You are whining, the hold ideology is whining how can it not be? You offer a solution to a problem only you and people like you have because off the way your own personal lives have gone yet you try to apply it to everyone and everything regardless of how happy they are with their own lives. You are babies throwing a tantrum over a slide that hurt you because you didn't use it right and then demanding it be removed and ruining everybody else's fun.

It's a dumb counter point. So you would advocate a billionaire living the time of his life should never be born or live at all because he stubs his toe or has a bad day once? It's about balance, you can't reasonably say that everybody should die because of the fact that suffering exists when it gets counter balanced by numerous other things. If it's not counter balanced then maybe that individual should die, and that is when people kill themselves.

No you can't, you are advocating removing life, how can that be altruistic or improve anything?

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:42:03 [Preview] No.38974 del
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>its bad because i don't like it

how is that even possible?
by your own logic it should be at best neutral, since this cannot be objective according to you, so it doesn't apply to you

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:35:16 [Preview] No.38975 del
Who are you quoting?

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 08:52:30 [Preview] No.38977 del
are you even german? why is your logic so flawed?

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.38978 del
It's not you are just an idiot.

Shitty Maps Thread - Islamic World Edition Bernd 07/02/2020 (Thu) 17:35:53 [Preview] No. 38283 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Where we left off in the previous thread, Danebernd's finding:
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Bernd 07/27/2020 (Mon) 01:42:46 [Preview] No.38810 del
>The territories need names and output numbers, if I understand it correctly.
They need a name - for consistency, the most populous city within them -, an output number - it's used for random determination so any method will do - an economic value/unit output and possibly an assigned continent, but I have not yet thought of how continents would be used. It also needs connections with other territories and each connection needs a width.

As the map is shared in-board as a .png pieces might make things needlessly complicated. If it's right in the middle of a territory you can just wipe it away and paste a new one, but what if it's partially over a border? For simplicity I'd use splotches.

The protocol for a player's turn is the following phases:
0) Verify if neighboring independent powers can launch any offensive and calculate them if possible.

1) Issue attack orders, roll the dice and calculate results (everyone has the spreadsheet on hand). There are two orders available, "Attack" (unit moves into the territory if successful during Maneuver phase) and "Support Attack" (unit stays where it is regardless of Maneuver but otherwise contributes normally to calculation).

Orders must be submitted as:
[Attacking province] [Number of units] [Order type] -> [Attacked province]
São Paulo 3 Support Attack -> Buenos Aires
Nuuk 1 Attack -> Reykjavik

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Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:18:30 [Preview] No.38923 del
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So are we still doing the RISK maps fam? Or did we kinda just lose all of the enthusiasm we had?

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:31:13 [Preview] No.38932 del
Yeah I was kinda busy, still is to be honest, but we'll see what can we do about it. Still have to review the system BRBernd working on and make sure I understand it.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 15:39:56 [Preview] No.38946 del
>0) Verify if neighboring independent powers can launch any offensive and calculate them if possible.
How the player picks whom the independent attacks? What prevents a player using the independent to weaken a rival?
Well, among us, known posters I assume we could check which is the most feasible avenue of attack for the independent territory, without being (too) partial about it.
>everyone has the spreadsheet on hand
So we need to make a spreadsheet as well.
>Support Attack
I guess this order has a prerequisite: an Attack has to go against a neighbouring province they can join in.
>The economic output necessary for production must come from territories with a continuous connection through friendly territories to the final territory
What if there are several patches of land on the hand of a player? Do everyone has a capital, and only those areas count, which are connected to that?
>economic output
Is this simply a number which tells us how much unit can be produced on a territory? They just simply add up? Or there's a formula to that?
>Transit Rights
So this is kind of a diplomacy?
Also this is basically for moving units (from the territory they were produced, or stationed)?

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:57:02 [Preview] No.38976 del
Just for the curiosity' s sake, here's a rulebook for Risk.

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Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:03:19 [Preview] No. 38972 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i actually meant 'elevated' in a bad sense (or rather its just turned out to be bad, as a whole), also i meant elevated solely by technology (usually as a side effect because theres also misuse of tech)

elevated technically, they life actually didn't improve

its always funny to look at barbarians stuck in 12th century but with modern trains or planes

it was probably better for everyone before it happened, and i think theres no status-quo here, the BS we have now will likely go away (better if before the date, this is why we need drumpf)

Bernd 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:04:33 [Preview] No.38973 del
>thread created

well, as i said the interface doesn't work properly in tor browser

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/kc/ humour thread Bernd 12/15/2019 (Sun) 22:31:19 [Preview] No. 33133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cause I didn't find one
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Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:23:52 [Preview] No.38924 del
Lots of people left when they changed the css on the site. Could feel site quality plummet after that.

And after the kohlzine fiasco, I think most true bernds just called it quits. Shame really, I really liked early kohl tbh.

And the fourth pic is from here actually tbh. From our resident meme master Turkeybernd. RIP in pieces, wherever your wings may fly you to

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.38933 del
what month comes before January?

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:47:25 [Preview] No.38939 del
>Lots of people left when they changed the css on the site. Could feel site quality plummet after that.
How do stylesheets change the quality of a board? I don't follow.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 15:51:23 [Preview] No.38947 del
read it better:

style change -> people leave (because they don't like it) -> quality drops (because people leave)

i personally stop visiting websites when they try to be more "epic and cool" (not boards, but from boards i can remeber ylilauta that sort of changed its design always to become more and more finnish reddit as the result everyone left their /int/ it is now a ghost town lol

hey but at least they have normies! win-win

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:56:33 [Preview] No.38966 del
What exactly has changed and why is it bad? To this date Kohlchan looks much more like Krautchan than this board for instance. There are some differences due to LynxChan and even new original features, but that's natural.

Sabrina Carpenter leaks thread Bernd 07/15/2020 (Wed) 19:45:59 [Preview] No. 38628 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone know if there are any nudes or sex vids leaks of Sabrina Carpenter out there?
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Bernd 07/24/2020 (Fri) 21:04:09 [Preview] No.38787 del
>She kinda ugly though

dude you must be either blind or think that someone like Nicki Minaj classes as beauty to say that.

Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:55:21 [Preview] No.38889 del
Personally I like women with some curves

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she's got Curves

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 17:37:08 [Preview] No.38956 del
she is flatter than the netherlands

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:55:01 [Preview] No.38965 del
just cos they aren't double Ds don't mean there aren't any there

Bernd 12/23/2018 (Sun) 23:03:54 [Preview] No. 21503 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've checked the catalog couldnt find any good youtube channel threads(delet if there is any)

share, shill and subscribe



These are about old guns about and stuff, which include muzzle loading ones as well.
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Bernd 07/24/2020 (Fri) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.38772 del
Those houses were ugly as fuck.

Bernd 07/24/2020 (Fri) 06:13:30 [Preview] No.38773 del
>it's possible
but very retarded

Bernd 07/24/2020 (Fri) 18:34:26 [Preview] No.38779 del
I agree they ain't really aesthetic from the outside. I didn't see the inside to judge that.
With a better eye for this I'm sure someone could make a pleasant looking crib out of those domes. The chief problem that it's concrete and that makes its mark on the looks. Simply giving that a paintjob will result that tacky shit. Maybe with some additional wooden structure could give it a different look, or go into the other direction and create a sci-fi Mars habitat with modernizing as much as possible.

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casual talk threda Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 20:23:45 [Preview] No. 36100 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what's on your mind
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Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 16:51:07 [Preview] No.38952 del

wow r u retarded?
im not following Qtard thing but its basically russian Qtard equivalent

you can't be more psyop than this

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 16:53:02 [Preview] No.38953 del
if dubs poland gets AIDS and dies

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 17:36:16 [Preview] No.38955 del
wish I lived 2000 years ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mEfq--HJ7vo [Embed]

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 18:08:11 [Preview] No.38957 del
Check your email.

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Films, tv-shows and related media Bernd 01/01/2020 (Wed) 18:08:25 [Preview] No. 33703 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The previous thread is at 499 posts, on the brink of autosage. So I open up a new one, because I have a thing to discuss as well with Bernd. But first thing first.

Finally I wanna watch these in their entirety, a series of Japanese films from the 70s The Yakuza Papers or Battles Without Honor And Humanity - which is also the title of the very first one.
I think the first five (what I'm planning on consuming) cover one full story, based on an OG yak's memoirs, published in a newspaper first. Then they made another three in the 70s, all standalone, and three more, two of them in this millennia.
They are in a certain subgenre of yakuza movies, which were fresh breeze at that time with their more realistic narrative and breakup with the "honorable samurai" romanticism of the previous era. They are also filmed in a documentary style, with handheld shaky cameras, and sometimes they even timestamp certain events as the movie plays - as far as I can tell based on the first one which I seen (but will rewatch).
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Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 18:47:55 [Preview] No.38914 del
Next stream in an hour or so.

I will look into it. I got a recommendation already, a Serbian movie, Ko To Tamo Peva, so that I'm gonna watch first.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:26:05 [Preview] No.38925 del
Ahh, I missed it. Sorry, was working durings that time

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:28:11 [Preview] No.38926 del
That's ok I might organize another stream, many missed and was requested.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 18:47:50 [Preview] No.38959 del
Sooo. NED.
I was funny, but it was rather gay and flatulent. Jokes ranged from the banal to the quite original.
Novel take on the person of Ned Kelly, an outlaw, who counts as a folk hero of our neighbour, Australia.

Next month, The Lighthouse, probably the 2019 version.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 18:48:31 [Preview] No.38960 del
*It was funny

Bernd 07/10/2020 (Fri) 23:53:29 [Preview] No. 38522 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why late roman army didn't reintroduce the phalanxes, I think the immobile part of army; limitanei, feodorati could use the formation. Well if they couldn't what was the reason?

Why were they using spears but not phalanx sarissas? Is it because of 'barbarian' influences?
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Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:37:59 [Preview] No.38888 del
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I think nukes are overrated. Nations are not going to want to use them in limited warfare which is what most wars are going to most likely look like between major powers now. But yes, I don't think Germany has much reason even for limited warfare with Russia. But Rheinmetal doesn't just sell to Germany, they have gotten a leg up on the competition again and so most next generation western tanks are probably going to end up with their 130mm or a licensed built version. Given the state of things it's not impossible that a Turkey, Arab state or America with a 130mm next generation tank will not come across a T14 somewhere in the future.

Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:07:47 [Preview] No.38891 del
triplex acies was more suitable for roman conditions then the phalanx

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Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:00:56 [Preview] No.38894 del
>But Rheinmetal doesn't just sell to Germany, they have gotten a leg up on the competition again and so most next generation western tanks are probably going to end up with their 130mm or a licensed built version.
You're right I haven't thought about the other side. Not just Armata can be sold.

Bernd 08/02/2020 (Sun) 18:39:36 [Preview] No.38958 del
Noice. Here's the whole book, it seems the English translation and the original Latin is written in parallel.
What he wrote about the eating habits coincides our discussion about grains. However Caesar is only one source, he came in contact with only those who were on his borders, he had limited insight into the everyday life of the hinterlands. I'm curious what archaeology says about it. Ancient Germanics weren't farmers mostly?