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Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 06:00:06 [Preview] No. 34605 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

I browse kohl's /int/ board sporadically and lurk threads for regular assberger things - plants, bugs, Ukrainian vs Russian threads, etc

I've noticed that every time I go, my browser cache(I use Firefox) gets bigger but I can't get rid of it. It only happens when I visit that site. So I went there a few years ago to see a very innocuous thread about blimps. Nothing really too interesting. After I closed it, my cache increased by 1mb in my computer.

There is no way I can get rid of it. Wanted to ask if bernds also had this issue
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Bernd 09/07/2021 (Tue) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.44941 del
That should always be step number one. JavaScript is bad news and should only be permitted sparingly. The default, everything allowed, all the time, is an exercise of retardation.

There's so much glowposting going on here giving bad advice.
>>34732 "Users need apps" like farm animals need a trough, yet not all animals need one.
>>34738 >There is still google, of course, but I don't think that it is more dangerous than using google mail and search
<which is why you shouldn't be using them. Poster meant to say:
>Sucking Google's cock on my phone is OK, because Google already fucks me in the ass when I use there services...
>>35560 (both are spying, and Israel works with China, e.g. Haifa Chinese shipping port)

Bernd 09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:51:24 [Preview] No.44954 del
That kind of made me nostalgic. My first computer didnt have a hard drive.

Bernd 09/29/2021 (Wed) 10:46:05 [Preview] No.45133 del
I love reading schizo posts. It's so funny seeing you subhuman think you're on to something.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/29/2021 (Wed) 23:18:44 [Preview] No.45138 del
kohl kanker detected

sage Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.45162 del
keinbernd post

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PolandBall thread Bernd 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:57:38 [Preview] No. 42021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Polandball thread?
Polandball thread?

I have some comics saved up that I wanted to upload here. Enjoy. And remember to like, r8 and subscribe for more content
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Bernd 03/19/2021 (Fri) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.43012 del
The third one is very good.
The second one confuses me.
I have some on my old laptop, when I get around to it, I'll post them here.
How does one into polandball?
More should be made.
I am Australian, not burger

Bernd 03/20/2021 (Sat) 07:13:32 [Preview] No.43017 del
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>The second one confuses me.
I dunno what's that about either. The fly/skeeter/bee thingy is Uganda.
>How does one into polandball?
You wanna make one? It needs minimum skills in MS Paint. You draw circles and color them according what countries are represented. There's some stereotypical roles for each countries, but I don't think it's mandatory. Sometimes they also represent a group of people from that country, or one person. Often in stereotypical roles.
You can depict a historical or a current event, or a typical behaviour of a nation, or a post on an international board, or certain behaviour of the posters of a particular country/countries. But anything really. Some type of humour is expected but not a requirement.

Bernd 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:52:16 [Preview] No.43263 del
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>How does one into polandball?

Here's an easy how to guide bernd

Bernd 04/11/2021 (Sun) 11:31:08 [Preview] No.43273 del
I think I have the shorter version of that somewhere. It's a #1 guide to make polanball comics.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:21:13 [Preview] No.45052 del
I should update this thread again soon tbh

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Blengo and 3d modelling thread Bernd 08/23/2021 (Mon) 16:08:12 [Preview] No. 44822 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok, dedicated thread is opened.

Major update with the ship, I have to get used to modifiers again. I run into problems. Solved it but was fiddly.
Also I really don't like that baby blue water. Something has to be done, but not a priority. Many, many details and possibilities to add, still wanting to keep it simple.
I did not want to overcomplicate the boat neither, so no rigging just for the jib or how the triangle sail is called, so it don't levitate in the air.
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Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 23:36:18 [Preview] No.44971 del
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>Yes. They come included in the website

*In the rpgmaker program I mean.

Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 07:10:49 [Preview] No.44972 del
I'm not familiar with those. I'm not sure what rpgmaker games I tried.

AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

>Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day
Nice, I'm glad, Bernd.

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:31:06 [Preview] No.45026 del
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>I'm not familiar with those


>Lisa the Painful: a post apocalyptic game about hard drugs, clinical depression, saving your daughter and many perverts


>Yume Nikki: players explore the dreams of the protagonist, named Madotsuki, where they encounter a number of surrealistic horror creatures and locations. The game was created using RPG Maker 2003, but lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games, such as battle, leveling up, and quests


>Space funeral: A shortish RPG Maker 2003 game with original graphics, a soundtrack of creaky vintage electronica and obscure Japanese noiserock, and lots of blood.


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Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 07:20:21 [Preview] No.45030 del
>Lisa the Painful
>Visible character sacrifices that effect your stats (removing arms, eyes, scratches)
>Yume Nikki
>lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games
So basically an adventure.

Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:14:50 [Preview] No.45050 del
>AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

Just use wine and you'll be fine fam

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Jokes, funny, etc Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 14:43:04 [Preview] No. 24428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening....

What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....
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Bernd 06/13/2020 (Sat) 11:02:23 [Preview] No.37744 del
Two faggots were arguing.

The other one said.


Oh no no is it over its over

(sounds funnier in swedish)

Bernd 06/13/2020 (Sat) 11:38:08 [Preview] No.37751 del
Does this have something to do with how "kiss" means piss in Swedish?

Bernd 04/18/2021 (Sun) 17:08:53 [Preview] No.43334 del
A married couple on vacation in America. The bloke walks by two hot chicks and vaguely hears one of them whispering to the other: "nine".
He straightens his back proudly and steps to his wife and says:
- See those girls there? They rated me 9 out of ten!
- Yeah. - replies his wife - I also heard them talking before. They are Germans...
The joke is German chicks aren't hot.

Bernd 04/21/2021 (Wed) 04:16:39 [Preview] No.43355 del
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>Does this have something to do with how "kiss" means piss in Swedish?

>The joke is German chicks aren't hot.

I get it. It's the pronunciation of the word

But I don't know bernd. The most attractive and qt pies women I've ever met where German women from my Uni years Had too many pleasant memories with them to ever call them not hotties. Gonna have to disagree with you there on that one.

Bernd 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:53:47 [Preview] No.44982 del
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>government-funded NGOs

Lets have a weather thread Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 15:16:18 [Preview] No. 24257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Starting it off with some recent evens

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pa9Yk1YadkU [Embed]
Flooding in Nebraska and Iowa, USA (March 15, 2019)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YT3XsHAIl5U [Embed]
Crazy flooding in Shiraz, Iran (March 25, 2019)

Lots of flooding in agricultural states in usa wonder if it will affect the food prices
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Dutch bernd Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:45:50 [Preview] No.44765 del
Fix the contryball db pls

Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 06:58:44 [Preview] No.44771 del
We can't.
What domain do you use? .net .gg or .org?

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:41:35 [Preview] No.44871 del
>We can't.

gg no re odili

>What domain do you use? .net .gg or .org?

Usually the .gg domain. Giving the .net now

Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:42:59 [Preview] No.44872 del
Also do some postings in cafés sometimes. Don't like staying in my roomss every times I post

Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:45:51 [Preview] No.44873 del
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>my countryball is Belgium now


fix the code Odili pls

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Is Croatia ultra racist? Bernd 03/22/2021 (Mon) 20:48:43 [Preview] No. 43063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So the Council of Europe site says "Racist hate speech in public discourse is escalating in Croatia, according to a report published on 15 May by the Council of Europe’s European Commission against Racism and Intolerance (ECRI)" + "The report – which analyses legislative issues, racist and homo-transphobic hate speech, violence and integration policies – notes a rise of nationalism, particularly from youth, which often takes the form of praising the fascist Ustaša regime."

If this is true, how difficult is it to gain citizenship?
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Bernd 08/14/2021 (Sat) 22:27:50 [Preview] No.44746 del
how can Croatia be racist when the Ustaša were black

Bernd 08/26/2021 (Thu) 16:29:19 [Preview] No.44839 del
Who had the genius idea in the '50s 60's to turn South Central Los Angeles' middle class neighbourhoods into slum hoods?

Bernd 08/26/2021 (Thu) 16:31:23 [Preview] No.44841 del
Picrels show the changes in ethnical composition of LA. Well at least the majorities of the areas.

Bernd 08/29/2021 (Sun) 23:40:56 [Preview] No.44860 del
Most slav countries ate' niggers and trannies and faggots and shieeeeet. None the less a lot of them act like niggers themselves. Niggers just gonna nig I suppose.

Bernd 12/23/2019 (Mon) 01:16:36 [Preview] No. 33325 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: real, mundane photographs appearing in the news (so newsworthy people) with "kino" value i.e. with enough aesthetic value to look like movie stills or paintings.
I just love these. The silhouettes of these poorly lit men strike and contrast against the background of the dark blue sky and the shining glare of the city far below. At the center lies a mad man, overflowing with spirit, clearly making an inspired speech to his followers, one of which plays a horn in the background. In the second picture the contrast is emphasized further in a clever game of black silhouettes. In the third, once again there are only silhouettes but the background is simpler and the sole lightning is the glare of the leader's cellphone through the fog. It's brilliant.
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Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:34:18 [Preview] No.37027 del
look i selected not only diamonds but some dirt for you too therefore its legit lol

the classic mix of 80/20

Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:35:16 [Preview] No.37028 del
i don't look like a tryhard and thus its not propaganda

Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:37:09 [Preview] No.37029 del
im sure even females at dating apps doing this because its a no brainer

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Bernd 08/28/2021 (Sat) 14:53:32 [Preview] No.44853 del
>chilling in the local diner of the hood with the bros

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BONG thread Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:49:28 [Preview] No. 22620 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It was a long time ago when this thread was alive, and decided finally to upload the whole thing again. Let's start with the template and the original for historical purposes: it was created by a French Bernd in the late summer of 2016, then I'll dump the whole thin in alphabetical order.
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Bernd 08/16/2021 (Mon) 12:59:27 [Preview] No.44757 del
Something like this.

Bernd 08/16/2021 (Mon) 16:27:15 [Preview] No.44759 del
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Figured out how to add clouds. Changed the optics, the focal length from 50 mm to 40. Also set GPU rendering previously.

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:41:59 [Preview] No.44761 del
That one looks good for a wallpaper tbh

Maybe a photo collage would be better for all of your 3D drafts though

Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 11:31:26 [Preview] No.44773 del
I thought about opening a new thread to not pollute this one, and because it seems I'll continue for a while.

Bernd 08/21/2021 (Sat) 20:32:12 [Preview] No.44816 del
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Finally let's take a look at the contents of the chest.
Besides the haplogroup map, it holds some gold, ö bottle of beer ö day, a sword, and a real pirate hat! This must be a pirate treasure! What an unexpected turn of events!
That key is revolting.

I might fuck around with that bottle more. I'm not sure if I tuned the material well. We'll see how it looks outside of the chest somewhere well lit.
The copper and the gold has some weird reflections, maybe I should tune down the glossyness.
And I really should open a thread for this.

language thread Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 20:25:31 [Preview] No. 22574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you currently trying to learn a new language?

I want to improve my english and learn russian at the same time.


site related, it's learn russian for Türks, plus there is a few things to learn about russia and soviets.
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Bernd 06/23/2020 (Tue) 05:23:23 [Preview] No.38038 del
Because she'll eicher think I'm mocking Chinese people and kick me out or reply in English that she doesn't understand what I'm saying.

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Bernd 08/18/2021 (Wed) 17:15:04 [Preview] No.44789 del
Have you picked up some Russian since then?

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Bernd 08/18/2021 (Wed) 18:40:34 [Preview] No.44791 del
Can you use it?

It was all a Communist plot Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 13:13:39 [Preview] No. 17165 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone heard this theory?
>the Soviets made the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact to start another war between France and Germany
>the Soviets wouldn't've even joined the war, except Germany was going to lose to Poland (ending the war without weakening the Western powers)
>Operation Barbarossa was a pre-emptive strike; Hitler never had a choice to avoid war with the Soviet Union, only whether to attack or to be attacked
>the Soviets lost a shitload of personnel and materiel to Barbarossa because they had an offensive force on the border, waiting to blitz all of Europe

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IU3kyF6rQtY [Embed]
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Bernd 12/22/2019 (Sun) 14:27:46 [Preview] No.33301 del
It's about the unit composition too. You'll see. Good night.

Bernd 12/23/2019 (Mon) 00:25:52 [Preview] No.33324 del
There is some sense to it but it's also exaggerated a bit. All armies are offensive in nature or should be, it's not possible to win a war when relying solely on defensive, defence is just a temporary phase to gain an opportunity to attack. The BT tank being faster on roads is to be expected, all tanks are and the BT tank was designed with British suspension anyway.

Bernd 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:27:42 [Preview] No.38166 del
Great post

Bernd 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:39:51 [Preview] No.38167 del
>and the second one fell short

Only due to a redirection of the main effort to the south at the last moment, meaning that when the offensive was resumed it was to late.

>Moscow street fighting would have been StalingradX10

Actually no. Firstly the Soviets were not actually in a very good position in Moscow before the German delay and they were planning to leave even after the delay before they decided to stay and fight, secondly they didn't have the resources they had at Stalingrad and around Stalingrad and thirdly it kind of would not matter even if it did turn into a brutal street fight as even that would heavily disrupt the railway hub of the Soviet union(Moscow) and thus all Soviet Logistics.

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