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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2018 (Tue) 07:02:33 [Preview] No. 17541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Because old thread is resting in peace
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Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:36:01 [Preview] No.45512 del
Reminder: do not trust the Neurotypicals. They are always up to no good

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:20:49 [Preview] No.45524 del
The real difference might be that in US and Japan probably made some other cartoons in that year.

As far as I know that one never made it here. The country was too much in a USA fever. Getting Cartoon Network.

Isn't the tv/movie thread used for that?

Washirabbits. Looks like something they would broadcast as a tale before the kids went into bed.
Fun fact. Here the evening tales were framed by and intro and outro, a short animation featuring a teddy bear and his doll preparing for the tale, and going to bed. It had several versions.

Got it.

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 18:22:11 [Preview] No.45525 del
Fugg. We reached bump limit.

Dutch bernd Bernd 11/14/2021 (Sun) 23:35:08 [Preview] No.45564 del
Make a new threads please

sage Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 05:07:04 [Preview] No.45570 del
You got Spätzle too?
Very ebin X-DD

Keilir (Iceland) eruption Bernd 03/20/2021 (Sat) 10:31:00 [Preview] No. 43019 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
After a month or so (?) of unrest under Keilir on Reykjanes peninsula, last night there was finally an eruption. A roughly half-km long fissure opened in Geldingadal ("valley of the castrated").
How will it play out? How far will lava flows reach? Reykjanes peninsula is the most densely populated part of Iceland, though this is relatively far inland and in a valley that will limit spillover.

News articles (in Icelandic) with photos and such:

Coverage of the event so far on volcanocafe:
https://www.volcanocafe.org/possible-runup-phase-at-fagradalsfjall/ (02-26)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/a-reykjanes-story-2/ (03-01)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/imminent-eruption-near-keilir-likely/ (03-03)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/reykjanes-monitor/ (03-06)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/the-happy-dyke-of-fagradalsfjall/ (03-14)
https://www.volcanocafe.org/eruption-at-reykjanes/ (03-19)

Live webcams on míla, from distance:

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Bernd 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:05:26 [Preview] No.43494 del
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Finally a good use for the teslarator!

Bernd 05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:56:41 [Preview] No.43517 del
>What are these mushrooms wtf talk Hungarian you japs.

I think all of those mushrooms are Japanese only and cannot be found elsewhere

You can make a whole mushroom store in that lil small room tbh

Bernd 06/01/2021 (Tue) 23:11:59 [Preview] No.43846 del
>Was total lunar eclipse couple days ago. Couldn't be seen from here.
They should really make some news articles for when this happens. It's so easy to miss tbh

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BERNDS Bernd 03/19/2021 (Fri) 22:56:42 [Preview] No. 43010 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I don't think Australians can be one.
We will always be outsiders.
Same as boigurs, Bernding is only for Europeans.
I'm almost certain of this although I've never heard it mentioned before and I'm not sure what methodology is to be used to prove this 99% irrefutable fact.
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Bernd 10/23/2021 (Sat) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.45355 del
They've got good bants, and really know how to outperform America in every vulgar manner including exploiting foreign workers.

Bernd 10/23/2021 (Sat) 12:49:55 [Preview] No.45357 del
Australia is liek warm Canada.

Bernd 10/25/2021 (Mon) 02:46:24 [Preview] No.45388 del
Australians are British bydlo who copy American macho culture.

Bernd 10/25/2021 (Mon) 06:24:00 [Preview] No.45389 del
But Americans were British bydlo, just as Canadians. All the colonies were made by exporting those.
Australians now are the same harmless children as Canadians, they just pronounce aboot differently, has marmalite instead of maple syrup, and boongs instead of French. Also warmer weather as I noted above.

Bernd 10/26/2021 (Tue) 17:25:11 [Preview] No.45399 del
Australia is a continent-sized Texas.

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I bet this starts a shitstorm Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 07:34:35 [Preview] No. 45296 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm making a "sci-fi" strategy game. Any thoughts about the game map? You might not be interested in my game, but I bet you will be interested in the politics side of it.
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Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 12:48:41 [Preview] No.45302 del
>Finns are norsemen but Estonians aren't


Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 16:20:21 [Preview] No.45303 del
I actually wanted to include Estonians into that category, but the issue is that Estonia's territory would be separate from the rest, which causes annoying problems in the game engine (that's why France is inexplicably connected with the UK as well).

How about Magyar Neo-Khanate? :^)
Which territories should it include?

Bernd 10/13/2021 (Wed) 21:09:48 [Preview] No.45304 del
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The alpha version of the game can be found here (playable in the browser):


Bernd 10/14/2021 (Thu) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.45305 del
They are the complication which starts the conflict.

No thank you.

Bernd 10/15/2021 (Fri) 15:12:33 [Preview] No.45308 del
Screw europe, make the game take place in dystopian brazillian city of Neo Rio de Janeiro .

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Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 06:00:06 [Preview] No. 34605 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

I browse kohl's /int/ board sporadically and lurk threads for regular assberger things - plants, bugs, Ukrainian vs Russian threads, etc

I've noticed that every time I go, my browser cache(I use Firefox) gets bigger but I can't get rid of it. It only happens when I visit that site. So I went there a few years ago to see a very innocuous thread about blimps. Nothing really too interesting. After I closed it, my cache increased by 1mb in my computer.

There is no way I can get rid of it. Wanted to ask if bernds also had this issue
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Bernd 09/07/2021 (Tue) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.44941 del
That should always be step number one. JavaScript is bad news and should only be permitted sparingly. The default, everything allowed, all the time, is an exercise of retardation.

There's so much glowposting going on here giving bad advice.
>>34732 "Users need apps" like farm animals need a trough, yet not all animals need one.
>>34738 >There is still google, of course, but I don't think that it is more dangerous than using google mail and search
<which is why you shouldn't be using them. Poster meant to say:
>Sucking Google's cock on my phone is OK, because Google already fucks me in the ass when I use there services...
>>35560 (both are spying, and Israel works with China, e.g. Haifa Chinese shipping port)

Bernd 09/09/2021 (Thu) 16:51:24 [Preview] No.44954 del
That kind of made me nostalgic. My first computer didnt have a hard drive.

Bernd 09/29/2021 (Wed) 10:46:05 [Preview] No.45133 del
I love reading schizo posts. It's so funny seeing you subhuman think you're on to something.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/29/2021 (Wed) 23:18:44 [Preview] No.45138 del
kohl kanker detected

sage Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.45162 del
keinbernd post

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Blengo and 3d modelling thread Bernd 08/23/2021 (Mon) 16:08:12 [Preview] No. 44822 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok, dedicated thread is opened.

Major update with the ship, I have to get used to modifiers again. I run into problems. Solved it but was fiddly.
Also I really don't like that baby blue water. Something has to be done, but not a priority. Many, many details and possibilities to add, still wanting to keep it simple.
I did not want to overcomplicate the boat neither, so no rigging just for the jib or how the triangle sail is called, so it don't levitate in the air.
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Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 23:36:18 [Preview] No.44971 del
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>Yes. They come included in the website

*In the rpgmaker program I mean.

Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 07:10:49 [Preview] No.44972 del
I'm not familiar with those. I'm not sure what rpgmaker games I tried.

AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

>Got my countryball back at least. Today was good day
Nice, I'm glad, Bernd.

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:31:06 [Preview] No.45026 del
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>I'm not familiar with those


>Lisa the Painful: a post apocalyptic game about hard drugs, clinical depression, saving your daughter and many perverts


>Yume Nikki: players explore the dreams of the protagonist, named Madotsuki, where they encounter a number of surrealistic horror creatures and locations. The game was created using RPG Maker 2003, but lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games, such as battle, leveling up, and quests


>Space funeral: A shortish RPG Maker 2003 game with original graphics, a soundtrack of creaky vintage electronica and obscure Japanese noiserock, and lots of blood.


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Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 07:20:21 [Preview] No.45030 del
>Lisa the Painful
>Visible character sacrifices that effect your stats (removing arms, eyes, scratches)
>Yume Nikki
>lacks most elements commonly associated with role-playing games
So basically an adventure.

Bernd 09/19/2021 (Sun) 00:14:50 [Preview] No.45050 del
>AGS doesn't seem to support linux.

Just use wine and you'll be fine fam

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Is Croatia ultra racist? Bernd 03/22/2021 (Mon) 20:48:43 [Preview] No. 43063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So the Council of Europe site says "Racist hate speech in public discourse is escalating in Croatia, according to a report published on 15 May by the Council of Europe’s European Commission against Racism and Intolerance (ECRI)" + "The report – which analyses legislative issues, racist and homo-transphobic hate speech, violence and integration policies – notes a rise of nationalism, particularly from youth, which often takes the form of praising the fascist Ustaša regime."

If this is true, how difficult is it to gain citizenship?
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Bernd 08/14/2021 (Sat) 22:27:50 [Preview] No.44746 del
how can Croatia be racist when the Ustaša were black

Bernd 08/26/2021 (Thu) 16:29:19 [Preview] No.44839 del
Who had the genius idea in the '50s 60's to turn South Central Los Angeles' middle class neighbourhoods into slum hoods?

Bernd 08/26/2021 (Thu) 16:31:23 [Preview] No.44841 del
Picrels show the changes in ethnical composition of LA. Well at least the majorities of the areas.

Bernd 08/29/2021 (Sun) 23:40:56 [Preview] No.44860 del
Most slav countries ate' niggers and trannies and faggots and shieeeeet. None the less a lot of them act like niggers themselves. Niggers just gonna nig I suppose.

Bernd 12/23/2019 (Mon) 01:16:36 [Preview] No. 33325 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: real, mundane photographs appearing in the news (so newsworthy people) with "kino" value i.e. with enough aesthetic value to look like movie stills or paintings.
I just love these. The silhouettes of these poorly lit men strike and contrast against the background of the dark blue sky and the shining glare of the city far below. At the center lies a mad man, overflowing with spirit, clearly making an inspired speech to his followers, one of which plays a horn in the background. In the second picture the contrast is emphasized further in a clever game of black silhouettes. In the third, once again there are only silhouettes but the background is simpler and the sole lightning is the glare of the leader's cellphone through the fog. It's brilliant.
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Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:34:18 [Preview] No.37027 del
look i selected not only diamonds but some dirt for you too therefore its legit lol

the classic mix of 80/20

Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:35:16 [Preview] No.37028 del
i don't look like a tryhard and thus its not propaganda

Bernd 05/27/2020 (Wed) 23:37:09 [Preview] No.37029 del
im sure even females at dating apps doing this because its a no brainer

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Bernd 08/28/2021 (Sat) 14:53:32 [Preview] No.44853 del
>chilling in the local diner of the hood with the bros

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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:54:37 [Preview] No. 32287 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think the Irish are good people.

Let's have a pro-Ireland thread /kc/.

Say something nice about Ireland. Share some nice stories about visiting or meeting Irish people. Share Irish recipes ITT if you want
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Bernd 12/20/2020 (Sun) 12:01:12 [Preview] No.41695 del

Bernd 07/24/2021 (Sat) 22:33:58 [Preview] No.44535 del

Well bernds, I'm bumping my lil thread >>32287 up again to, sadly, inform you about my encounter with Irish "people". They were around me for only a little while (they had to leave) but it feels like I've known them a lifetime. The 5-10 Irish I've met were superbly rude and dumb. They just lived like such disgusting slobs and would always get into fights with people over absolutely every lil thing. They kept an extremely butthurt aura around them and would also keep a similar expression in their faces the entire time I knew them. Just announcing to the world that they're just unpleasant to be around. And other people I've know have also had the same issues tbh. It is not an isolated experience.

As far as their women go >>41196
The one Irish women I knew recently was a complete drunk. She would always be getting wasted and acting like such a sad slob. It was disgusting to look at. ngl she had a like a factory of alcohol around her all the time and would always drink herself silly. Liek, how do you even drink that much and so frequently? She had wayyy too many problems and was super scatterbrained. Always forgetting about things or showing up raly late to things tbh. The other Irish women were mega bitches and would act cold to practically everyone around them.

And I saw someone on /kc/ a lil while ago asking how it would feel like to be with a Ginger women. Liek, all women are the same for the most part. Gingers (Not Viking Redhaired women tbh) are actually kinda worse IMHO. A lot of attitude and a heap of personal issues. Blondes are better tbh. Well, any women at this point.

Bernd 07/24/2021 (Sat) 22:35:30 [Preview] No.44536 del
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I guess the entire moral of my lil story is this: be careful what you wish for. You may end up getting it. Along with all of the side effects of your choice

Maybe I should give Scottish or Welsh people a look into. They're probably a lil nicer

Bernd 07/25/2021 (Sun) 08:25:21 [Preview] No.44545 del
Tough experiences, must have been discouraging.
There are other Irish people, who have to be different. But stereotypes have basis, something must be behind the drunkard quarreler one too.

I dunno. They say something about that in Trainspotting, no?
Although I think these days the English consider Scotts kinda chill.

Bernd 07/30/2021 (Fri) 22:15:29 [Preview] No.44616 del
>Tough experiences, must have been discouraging.

Yes. It really was

>Although I think these days the English consider Scotts kinda chill.
Maybe. I'll have to see it first hand before making an opinion

>There are other Irish people, who have to be different. But stereotypes have basis, something must be behind the drunkard quarreler one too.

I think I've had enough experiences with Irish "people" at this point. Sorry to disagree with you on that one

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Syria thread - Erdoğan edition Bernd 10/24/2019 (Thu) 01:43:41 [Preview] No. 30865 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Erdogan has met Putin and ironed out the partition of northeastern Syria. He gets to keep everything he conquered and the rest stays with Assad. YPG retreats from a 30km strip along the border, leaving the bulk of Kurdish-populated areas. Russo-Turkish patrols guard the safe zone. The deal shows two things:
By inviting Assad the SDF have completely relinquished their sovereignty. This was why they were so relutanct to receive aid during Olive Branch. As long as Erdogan maintains good relations with Assad and Putin, YPG will no longer bother him. If, however, relations sour then he can even expect a repeat of the 90s, when Hafez sheltered Ocalan and allowed PKK to use Syria as its base of operations.
The deal was discussed with Putin, not Assad. It's also clear who calls the shots.

For locals conquered by Peace Spring, the problem is not Turkey itself but its Syrian rebel puppets, who are thugs and mistreat the population, as has already been the case in Afrin. For the war as a whole, peace is now closer. Once Idlib is sorted out, a simple deal with Turkey can grant Assad the whole country except for al-Tanf.
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Bernd 07/27/2021 (Tue) 21:30:45 [Preview] No.44586 del
I was also in Tunisia not that long before, in 2009. Dad asked about it as well and got similar answer – that people might be frustrated by it, but the good side is that the country is stable and that they don't have groups kidnapping tourists or stuff.

Bernd 07/28/2021 (Wed) 00:25:35 [Preview] No.44588 del
Not every country can afford to have demoracy. Security first demoracy later, otherwise you get arab spring.

To get demoracy you need to have independent educated middle class otherwise you will get at best tyranny of majority. The countries are forced to have democracy not because people reached a conclusion it's because USA tyrantly forces it and benefits from corrupt, sell out governments not to mention US defition is demoracy is more or less related with their ability of enforcing their financial and media power.

Bernd 07/28/2021 (Wed) 07:36:24 [Preview] No.44589 del
Reached bump limit within this thread. New Syria/third world conflict thread is needed.

>the country is stable and that they don't have groups kidnapping tourists or stuff.
Now they have the reverse.

>US defition is demoracy
Something similar came to mind as I read your post. The definition of democracy, how it is interpreted, and everyone (well, the West) is trying to make their definition exclusive.
For example the system Gaddhafi created, the Jamahiriya, was highly decentralized with opportunities for the populace to get involved in politics directly. It is criticized however because he implemented redundancies which allowed him influence making him a de facto leader without being one in name. I have no information how well or bad the system actually worked, but Lybia - thanks to the oil - was wealthy country, with some level of comfort.

Bernd 07/29/2021 (Thu) 18:19:38 [Preview] No.44601 del
Too many refugees for feeble amount of Merkel bribes. Even the Afgans are coming, we can't handle it anymore, your shitty is about to trigger a civil war and they are as guilty as Erdoğan. We host more than %50 of worldd refugees it will eventually bite Europe bad. When shit hits the fan blame your politicians for buying out erdoğan instead of encouraging their permanent return in syria, which doesnt happen as EU is supportive of YPG/PKK's ethnic cleansing in favor of kurds, so we can resettle arabs without hitting kurds but if we do that it's anudda genocide, that's what your unbiased media says.

Dutch bernd Bernd 07/30/2021 (Fri) 22:19:05 [Preview] No.44617 del
...maybe look into moving if things get bad enough Turkeybernd?