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Shitty Maps Thread - Islamic World Edition Bernd 07/02/2020 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No. 38283 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Where we left off in the previous thread, Danebernd's finding:
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Bernd 08/03/2022 (Wed) 21:26:00 [Preview] No.48441 del
>It's just Balkanization.
Right, apart from Ireland and, well, large part of the Balkans which actually unbalkanise lol
Of course, I imagine that's precisely the point: "two can play the decolonization game"

Bernd 02/10/2023 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.49778 del
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Just seen this on polru. I fell in love.

Bernd 02/10/2023 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.49779 del
In the map I mean.

Bernd 02/16/2023 (Thu) 01:10 [Preview] No.49818 del
Australia is landlocked, how does Britain dispatch its convicts to it?

Bernd 02/16/2023 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.49826 del
With trains.
I thought about adding a capital, but even the caption was fiddly coz I found no acceptable font-face for the job.

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Bernd 11/01/2018 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No. 20411 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: post interesting sattelite images and what's notable about them.

These are shots from Rondônia state, where human settlement is strikingly clear. Highways -most notably, the BR-364 flowing SE to NE- and their evenly spaced perpendicular side roads flow deep into the jungle, with deforestation, cattle herding, agriculture and urbanization (roughly in this order) following suite. This leaves a light green (mostly composed of pasture) grid dotted with gray points where lines meet, overlaid on a dark green matrix. Few other places have so many clear, sharp edges that can be easily seen from extreme heights.
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Bernd 01/25/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.49681 del
Untouched river banks and perpendicular land distribution.

Bernd 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.49687 del
Is it really untouched? Rivers often meandering and that one looks like a regulated straight running. Although that just a short segment.

Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.49702 del
let me test

Bernd 02/16/2023 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.49819 del
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But they're not farming down there.

Coastal São Paulo is curious, it's hard to find any agriculture, they just cut the jungle for their city blocks and that's it.

Bernd 02/16/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.49820 del
My First SimCity.

Literature thread Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No. 22380 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think we had one of these long ago, before the ameriball slide.

I have been looking into ancient literature recently and have a list of two but was hoping Bernd could help bulk up my list:
Epic of Gilgamesh
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Bernd 10/19/2022 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.49049 del
I can't tell you more than what I read on those pages. And what Wikipedia says.
As for the reddit comment about archive.org borrowing and possible saving that book instead just a loan: the browser cache method could work.
I have not borrowed book like this ever, so I'm not sure how it works, however I browsed a site which archives many documents and offers views. The viewer of that particular site loads pages in pdf formats, and all are cached on the hard drive by the browser, so it was a matter of going through the pages, and then copypasting the files from the cache to somewhere, then unifying them into a single pdf with a suitable program.
Protip: before browsing it is a good idea to empty the cache so only the files for that book will be in there, makes the sorting of the files easier.
You also have to find the directory for your browser's cache.

Bernd 10/20/2022 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.49059 del
apparently the rights were bought to faust and it was subsequently censored. I was wondering how urfaust differed to faust, what parts might be missing. this will take a while to translate and go through but so far the online translations seem ok to read. if you know anything about getting hold of a digital copy of faust 1st edition, originally published 1808 that would be great, if not no problem, your advice was good and maybe if I get stuck on certain words in translation I could post them here and maybe you wil see them. thanks for the help

Bernd 10/22/2022 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.49065 del
>if you know anything about getting hold of a digital copy of faust 1st edition
I know very little about this, and I suspect it's barely possible if it is. Many things don't get digitized. That deutschen textarchiv sounds the closest. If needs registration or paying some fee, maybe you should think about that.

Dutch bernd Bernd 10/23/2022 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.49077 del
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I mean it's a cliche premise, but the game handles it too well for anyone to notice it. That was Kingdom hearts at its peak of story telling. KH2 was ok but not as good as that one. And all other subsequent titles suffer from Nomura's bad writing style

>That sounds good.
It really is If you beat the main game, you get the option of playing as Riku, your childhood friend, and playing through the castle in his POV, absolutely shrekking all the enemies that you thought since you're completely OP with Riku's magic powers

Bernd 01/27/2023 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.49715 del
I hate epubs don't have pages.

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Bernd 08/01/2018 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No. 18192 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Tank thread reup. So.

Today I had to bury the 6th dead bird this year. Not even this year, this summer! I would say I never ever buried this much but frankly before this I had to do this only twice in my whole life. I dunno what's going on with them.
It would be easier to just dump them into the dumpster but frankly I rather spend some energy and give them an ok final rest.
During digging I came across a very interesting archaeological findings: this tank on picrels. It wasn't mine and not any of my pals owned such or even played around that spot in our childhood so I suppose one of my family members owned this there are some possibilities.
What Bernd think what type of tank is this? I think it has the Sherman looks.

Also this can be a general vehicle/weapons thread as well.
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Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.49694 del
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Happy Australia Day, cunts!

Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.49695 del
But what has that got to do with tanks?

Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.49697 del
Nothing, but I didn't want to create a new thread. There didn't seem anything appropriate in the catalogue.

Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.49698 del
Okay, well Happy Australia day.

Bernd 01/26/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.49699 del
Thank you. To you too, fella.

flags not showing up Bernd 11/25/2018 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No. 20752 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Basically title, I can see it when I click to [preview] though.
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Bernd 06/22/2022 (Wed) 07:51:37 [Preview] No.48051 del
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I gatekeeped this thread. It's not the place to ask such questions. Plus I'm not sure if the grill is legal age or not.

Bernd 10/12/2022 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.48982 del
This is what I mean.

Bernd 10/12/2022 (Wed) 16:48 [Preview] No.48985 del
it doesn't protect from rain or wind.

Bernd 10/12/2022 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.48986 del
Yeah. it was a hat that aristocrats wore at home. Also it seems teachers too.
>Jeongjagwan, a more angled hat worn by yangbans at home and by teachers
>the yangban, the aristocrats and ruling class during the Joseon dynasty.

Bernd 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.49660 del
Moving this thread here about Krauts not showing up.

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Bernd 09/18/2018 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No. 19362 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
> "He got tazer!"
> Shot him
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Bernd 07/31/2022 (Sun) 09:56:02 [Preview] No.48418 del
wtf it wont upload

Bernd 07/31/2022 (Sun) 11:27:42 [Preview] No.48420 del
Bunch of uneducated psychopaths.
You have any link to share to an article or something?

I'm not exactly sure what a sheriff does or how his office differ from regular police.

Bernd 07/31/2022 (Sun) 19:44:43 [Preview] No.48425 del
I have found this:
Apparently it happened more than a year ago, but the case has been "in review" since the video above was revealed. The dude in the floor was a nignog suspected of having participated in a deadly shooting. The police claimed they shot in response after he produced a gun and shot a policeman in a leg. However, this is disputed by other people who believe he was unarmed and the shot came from another police (probably that woman seen in the video)

While looking for that I found vids related.

Bernd 08/01/2022 (Mon) 10:15:25 [Preview] No.48426 del
Bloke pulling a gun while that many officers manhandling him doesn't sound plausible. One fucking up and negligibly discharging his/her gun is more like it.
>1st vid
Couple of bullets really can make an uncooperative person placid. I bet they have several classes on this in police school.
>2nd vid
He played too much vidya.

Bernd 01/14/2023 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.49643 del
Bloke stabbed three cops with a knife. One dead.
They shot him in the leg and arrested him...

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well i fuckin tried tbh Bernd 12/17/2018 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No. 21339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so im prolly preaching to the choir here, but kohl has been completely and totally overrun by pedos. i have reason to suspect that it is being done purposefully, either as a way to disrupt /int/, entrap unproxied/naive bernds who cant into clearing their cache, and plant CP in their temporary files, and/or to use /int/ as a wall of noise, and bernds themselves, as a way to distract from their own exchanging of such content. im leaning towards the last one tbh hence why the offer of simply making a new board dedicated to such content. i think these bernds with nothing to hide, and no threat model nor intention of viewing such degeneracy, are at risk. i believe this is being cultivated purposefully so as to surround their gaggle of degenerates with low-hanging fruit who may be stupid enough to accidentally click on something, or unaware that when viewing a page with a bunch of thumbnails of child models, all those thumbnails get downloaded by your browser.

i gave a reasonable list of demands that i feel are not too extreme, and limit no ones free speech other than the (((freedom))) to endanger naive bernds and plant CP on their computers unknowingly and even gave a provision where proxies/tor are not to be banned, but it was not enough. the mods are 100% complicit in it, and allow it, and worse, encourage it. they feel that pedoposting improves the quality of the board via keeping keins and ledditors out. they feel that removing suggestively posed, scantily clad children pics means turning the joint into a reddit-tier hugbox but again, i suspect their motives are more that of self preservation, as even the most unaware of bernds has heard that kohl is run by pedos. this, even though such (((innocent))) content like candydoll webms is certainly enough for some bernd in a more conservative cunt to be fucked over hard and have his life ruined if found in his cache

ive been quietly harboring suspicions of this sort of activity for a while, but have been biting my tongue so as to not cause another mass exodus over nothing. but this is not nothing. these fucks are doing this intentionally and at this point, im certain of it. in the past few days, i heard enough other bernds exclaim similar theories about how kohl is nothing more than a fed honeypot even that dergeneral was forced to 86 the old kc serb in order to cause an exodus to a more thoroughly controlled new site, or that the owners have been co-opted/blackmailed into setting one up, and also that the use of a, now fast-moving, /int/ is being used to cover for their smut dealings.

even when asking the mods to be transparent and make a clear definitive statement on their personal moderative tendencies on such content, and to post this warning on /int/ and warn these naive bernds of the risk they face by posting there, ive been met with deflectionary responses, and weak-ass limp-dicked argumentative tactics to which i am utterly immune, as well as a distinct lack of action. they want this, and it couldnt be more clear. but worse, they want the deception. as such, i suspect foul play of some sort
idk, im really worried about the safety of the dozens of bernds who post there on a daily basis without proxy, and without clearing their caches constantly. i love all you guys a whole lot and id hate to see anyones lives get fuckt because some random pedonigger had to bump his shitty thread full of candydoll webms and pics of naked preteens to the first page, and some poor sap who didnt know any better refreshed the first page while it happened. ive seen this tactic used on other imageboards countless times and against countless communities, and with all the commotion, i felt the need to speak up about it.
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Bernd 11/29/2022 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.49342 del
Oh ok

Bernd 12/27/2022 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.49539 del
Mods finally cleaned up the pedo spam, which greatly improved the board for a few days but caused an enormous amount of pedo butthurt, as obviously "free speech" entitles them to post nonce shit wherever they want.
Anyway, they are now using an extension to attach CP to other files.

Bernd 12/27/2022 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.49540 del
Sorry, I forgot to attach the screenshot of the thread.
Anyway, I guess this is just a warning to anyone not to download anything from there. I guess they could have been using other tools to do this before but if so it wasn't in an obviously organised way like this.

Bernd 12/27/2022 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.49541 del
That Australian Bernd sees it clearly.
Pedos = terrorists. Then they try to take the moral high ground with referring to freedom of speech, and when they get it, they make everything cp, and they inject every thread with their pedo content.
Also your 5.7MB screenshot is highly suspicious. I took screenshots of longer threads with lower filesize, in png.

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"Moved" this thread here.

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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.49605 del
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This carbonated water DIY reminded me of fröccs, or spritzer as the German say, and how apparently they mention it in English, although splash would be a good translation.
As far as the story goes, it was invented in the early 1840s, and it's just a simple mix of wine and carbonated water. In theory all types of wines can be used, I think only authentic with white wine. If there is a ratio it can be mixed together they do it, but from my childhood, I only remember three which was used in the talponállós (literally means: stand-on-your-soles, it's a type of pub for the proles where no seats can be found, chairs or barstools of any, and the tables are all chest height, so one can only stand next to them; it's a place where factory workers could drink before and after their shift):
- small fröccs, wine and carbonated water 1 dl each
- large fröccs, 2 dl wine 1 dl carbonated water
- long step fröccs, 1 dl wine, 2 dl carbonated water.

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We call carbonated water szóda (soda), the word used in English too, but has other meanings when it comes to drinks, for us it's just this.
Back in the days they distributed the siphons with coaches, carts. Then they figured out how to make carbonic acid cartridges that people could fit into the siphon and make carbonated water themselves. Basically all households had these appliances (there were one type for making whipped cream too, although I don't think carbonic acid was used for that), and people could get the "cartridges" (probably I'm one wikipee search away of knowing the actual name of these) in groceries. But around 2000AD they started to go out of fashion and many started to buy the soda in shops. Carbonated mineral water also added to the decline. In 2018 the production of cartridges ended, so noone can make soda this way anymore. Well, I'm not sure, maybe a new factory was opened somewhere since then.
I think the advantage of soda over carbonated mineral water is that it's way stronger.

Bernd 01/08/2023 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.49607 del
My mum has something like that, called a Soda Stream. You stick a bottle of water under this device and it carbonates the water, she uses this to make fizzy cordial.

Bernd 01/08/2023 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.49608 del
Yeah, they sell those here. A cartridge for that is enough for liek 60-80 L of carbonated water. The machine is relatively expensive, the cartridge too, but it can be exchanged for the price of the gas itself.

Bernd 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.49613 del
Video relevant:
Old telly broadcast for kids. Prof doing experiments for kids, practical demonstrations from the field of physics. At 2:25:30 he runs a rocket on a wire, propelled by a carbonic acid cartridge. The intro for it starts a bit earlier, but it's in Hungarian.

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Read the bible Bernd 05/05/2019 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No. 25600 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is a thread to promote unity and love between christians to show our undying passion for God. I suggest building up your knowledge of the bible to protect yourself from the satanic outside world who want to corrupt all that is good.
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Bernd 03/08/2022 (Tue) 15:00:22 [Preview] No.46860 del
I pray everyday precisely because of that reason. I see no reason to not pray to God. For to be a Christian you must put God first in your life.

Bernd 03/08/2022 (Tue) 17:42:40 [Preview] No.46861 del
Thanks for bumping.

I reread what I wrote and I'm going one step further about the asking stuff and the concentration of the thought.
In case of health, the mindset, a healthy spirit is important. Some of the illnesses (some people claim all, but I don't believe that) can be traced back to psychological causes, in general to stress (which can be caused by great many things). Furthermore a positive outlook can help in getting well even if the illness/injury is entirely physical (like a broken arm). So praying for health, believing in god's help, and having a hope can go beyond a simple placebo effect. Maybe miracle healings can be thanked for this too.

Bernd 04/27/2022 (Wed) 19:57:44 [Preview] No.47370 del
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Helpful visualization for Western Bernds. And Russians too.

Bernd 11/06/2022 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.49154 del
Being grateful.
What does this mean to Bernd? Does it end with not reciprocating? Can one be really one without the act of giving back? How about towards God? What would be "returning the favor" towards him? Could be even perceive the good things happening to us as acts of God, without blaming said God for the bad?

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much cool stuff
but ms 1drive is down planet wide as of this post
so try accessing tomorrow

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Why is that? Bernd 03/26/2022 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No. 47067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Porker won everything and lives like pigs. Germs lost everything and lives like gods.
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Bernd 03/26/2022 (Sat) 09:41:12 [Preview] No.47070 del
Wow, if you go by that Australia is the richest nation on earth. I know it's only what the minimum wage is not what the average wage in general would be but still.

The problem is that they are fundamentally different countries and different people with different economies and geopolitical considerations. Russia has always been poor and it probably always will be, the war does not matter. Likewise, Germany is a strong industrial country in the centre of Europe, yes that meant historically that she was threatened by everybody but due to the EU she is on good terms with her neighbours and so she is able to focus on trade and do that well.

Bernd 03/26/2022 (Sat) 09:55:43 [Preview] No.47072 del
You can't measure things in totalitarian shitholes if you outside. Minimal salary here is normal salary and $200 is a middle class.
>Russia has always been poor and it probably always will be
Yes, but only small amount of ppl know that it's SUCH poor.

Dutch bernd Bernd 03/30/2022 (Wed) 01:51:01 [Preview] No.47103 del
Germans manage things better IMHO

Bernd 03/31/2022 (Thu) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.47122 del
Wait a moment. Hungarian poster. Is that true? Is Hungary really that poor? What is the cost of living in Hungary like? I had assumed that because it was in the EU it would not be that poor and the cost of living could not be that different due to the free borders and free trade.

Bernd 01/02/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.49576 del
Since that pic the minimum wage is liek 500 dorrars or sumtin. We rich.