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Bernd 11/01/2018 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No. 20411 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: post interesting sattelite images and what's notable about them.

These are shots from Rondônia state, where human settlement is strikingly clear. Highways -most notably, the BR-364 flowing SE to NE- and their evenly spaced perpendicular side roads flow deep into the jungle, with deforestation, cattle herding, agriculture and urbanization (roughly in this order) following suite. This leaves a light green (mostly composed of pasture) grid dotted with gray points where lines meet, overlaid on a dark green matrix. Few other places have so many clear, sharp edges that can be easily seen from extreme heights.
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Bernd 05/13/2026 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.55376 del
>>20474
>>20484
Impressive... Very nice.
>>20411
Always thought pivot irrigation farms looked cool. Picsrel: Aerial views of Orania, sprawling PIFs in rural Kansas
Also, while on the subject of circular cities: Nördlingen! A perfectly circular German mediaeval town built inside of a meteor crater, now known as 'die Rieskrater'.
And while we're on the subject of curious mediaeval cities, supposedly Bologna Italy had skyscrapers during the Renaissance.


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Bernd 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:07 [Preview] No.55379 del
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>>55376
I know about Nördlingen. Cool little "medieval" town.
>round fields
I build them in Tropico 4. But sometimes it's better to keep the regular farms.

>>55377
Yeah, Bologna had those. And perhaps couple other towns. They were like castles for patricians.
Some still remains.
Wanted some google streetview from the hill south of town but too many goddamn hedges, can't see shit.


Bernd 05/14/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.55381 del
>>55367
>I figured the blueish patch in the south isn't water, but what is it?
Empty farmland. You can see it in use in earlier dates.

>How does it help with erosion?
Every row of shrubs along the countour lines is perpendicular to the direction of surface runoff.

>>55376
Nördlingen is what every crater city wishes it could be.

>Always thought pivot irrigation farms looked cool.
They're a good contrast to all the right angles in cropland. Or the desert.

>And while we're on the subject of curious mediaeval cities, supposedly Bologna Italy had skyscrapers during the Renaissance.
Cramped and ominous. I love it.



Bernd 04/25/2026 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No. 55310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hard Water Creates Hard men.
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Bernd 05/19/2026 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.55386 del
>>55331
It is south east of Adelaide, on the Victorian border


Bernd 05/19/2026 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.55387 del
>>55386
But not in Victoria.


Bernd 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.55388 del
The limestone in Victoria is gay.


Dutch bernd Bernd 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.55408 del
>>55335
No I think water filters and purifiers do that.


Bernd 05/28/2026 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.55418 del
>>55335
>>55408
Rain is soft water. Lucky for us.



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Real News Thread Bernd 01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No. 46125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Volcano Hunga erupted near Tonga, causing tsunami all over the place. Japanese news full of it. Lol at countries with seashores.

https://theconversation.com/why-the-volcanic-eruption-in-tonga-was-so-violent-and-what-to-expect-next-175035
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Bernd 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.54294 del
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Reelest not tabloid news at all.
Mr and Mrs Macron probably had a difference over something, and the Mrs pushed Mr's face.
Media says he got slapped but it's not really a slap. It's a push.
Also, nice save Mr President.


Bernd 05/30/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.54296 del
Newsflash: CPAC Hungary is a huge circlejerk.
Listened a bunch of speeches.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.54966 del
Nearing to Silvester - that is New Years Eve - which is about merriment and silly stuff, among other things. So here's something fun.
This news "news" totally avoided me. Bridgette Macron - the wife of Emmanuel Macron French President - is a man!
Now this was aired by Candace Owens who is an I dunno who, but her yt channel has over 5mil subscribers:
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w
https://youtube.com/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w

I'm sure she has a longish video exfoliating her onions about the topic, I might dig it out tomorrow perhaps. Or not. It's not that interesting.
She got sued for defamation by Macron, instead of doing a genetic test. Not sure how things standing even this news is like half a year stale.

I have one undeniable proofs that Mrs Macron is in fact a woman.
'member this post just above >>54294 when she pushes/punches him with both hands? No man would do that, not even the most estrogenated mtf creatures.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.54967 del
Actually I think she spells her name as Brigitte. I might look up this detail too.


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15th of November - Republic Day Bernd 11/16/2018 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No. 20613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Today we celebrate and glorify Pedro II's overthrow in a military coup 129 years ago, marking our transformation into a banana republic. The strongman who led the coup is even in every 25 cent coin.
As typical, Temer spoke about the virtues and strength of liberal democracy even though the Braganza were more liberally democratic than the following regimes.
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Bernd 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.55353 del
Bolsonaro said he'd only act within the Constitution, but never told his supporters to go home nor dispelled claims by his entire activist ecosystem that there was any sort of military intervention in planning. He is, at the very least, morally responsible for what followed as a shepherd who neglected his flock.

The outskirts of military bases in Brasília were still full of frustrated hardliners who'd come from all around the country to rally around their leader. On January 8th they raided and vandalized the empty Congress and Supreme Court buildings. Lula was now vested in the moral authority to clamp down on bolsonarism as rightful self-defense of the State. Remaining bolsonarist encampments demobilized.
All of the January 8th demonstrators, Bolsonaro and several high-ranking officers were indicted for this "coup d'état", or to be more specific, for violently attempting to overthrow the rule of law and the legitimate government (articles 359-L and 359-M of the Criminal Code). Everything from the 2021 remarks against electronic voting machines until the January 8th chimpout was treated as one single attack against democracy.

This is where I speak of a miscarriage of justice. The January 8th vandals/demonstrators/terrorists were certainly wishing for a coup d'état, but no coup was possible from their acts. All they did was trespass and damage public property, which any rowdy demonstration does. They were possibly expecting the president to enforce a state of emergency, which would enable opportunistic military commanders to seize power. But that is at most an incitement to a coup, and in any case, none of that happened.
It takes a great deal of misunderstanding, even deliberate, to see it as a coup. It's like Curtis Yarvin described the logic behind the January 6th "insurrection" in the US:
https://graymirror.substack.com/p/the-great-coup-of-2021
>For example, let’s suppose (I am indebted for this analogy to some Twitter wag, whom I can’t find now) the US Constitution worked like the first-person shooter Halo. If you occupy the center of the Rotunda for more than 90 seconds, you become the Congress. You can pass laws and stuff.
>In this world, occupying the Capitol is indeed a historic threat to the continuity of government. Anyone who makes it past the last bosses to the Rotunda, then can defend the space, has literally interrupted that continuity. In fact, once the circle in the floor turns green, and you can start to legislate, you have technically founded America’s Second Republic. (Or, arguably, like its sixth or something.)
>What about in real life? What happens in real life, when this happens? What happens is: a formal ceremony is delayed for a couple of hours. As if a water main had broken. In the worst-case scenario—they have to use another building. Or even—Zoom. (Maybe Zoom needs a special option that, instead of a room, starts a temple of democracy.)

And this was even less coup-like than January 6th 2021, which did happen when Trump was in power and could in theory do something about it. But the date similarity is deceptive. Lula was in office and Bolsonaro was thousands of kilometers from Brasília and completely powerless.

In one infamous case, a woman was sentenced on coup d'état charges for writing Perdeu, mané ("You lost, jackass") on lipstick over a statue in front of the Supreme Court building. The only weapon found in her possession was lipstick. For reference, Perdeu, mané was what one of the Supreme Court justices had answered to bolsonarists who bothered him over the election results when he was in New York. There's definitively an element of personal vendetta in this case and in the sentences in general. It's less about democracy and more about the physical sanctity of the State against the people.


Bernd 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.55354 del
What about Bolsonaro and his officers? The court was biased, but the weight of evidence suggests a similar sentence would be given by a better court. Perhaps major details were made up by self-serving witnesses.

According to witness testimony, secret meetings with military commanders discussed a state of emergency justified by a rigged vote and abusive courts. A decree was even drafted and at least one version is available online (https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/politica/confira-integra-da-minuta-golpista-apresentada-por-bolsonaro-a-freire-gomes/, https://www.conjur.com.br/dl/de/decreto-golpe.pdf)
The Navy's commander, admiral Garnier a sinister fellow when he's got his sunglasses, just look at him agreed with the plan but the Army and Air Force wanted nothing of it. This is also a self-serving story as these supposedly democratic anti-coup generals didn't lift a finger when thousands of demonstrators camped in front of their barracks to demand a coup.
Allegedly some special forces hardliners had a plot to murder Lula and Alexandre de Moraes and this operation was actually launched on December 15th but called off.

When I followed the news on late 2022, I knew there wouldn't be a coup because Bolsonaro is a pussy and the opposition was hysterical. But Bolsonaro's supporters openly calling for a coup for months on end is indeed strong evidence that he had something of the sort on his mind.

And how would this coup look like? The state of emergency draft decree is a nonstarter as it only allows action against the Superior Electoral Court. Nothing to deprive enemies in Congress, the media and state governments from reacting with their levers of power. And the Biden administration had already made clear it would oppose such a move. It'd be as much of a fiasco as the 2024 South Korean self-coup attempt, but with a chance of chaos and bloodshed if bolsonarist hardliners in the military chose to react on their own.


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>>55352
I think this coup narrative got fashionable at some point. Even here the opposition did a little fear mongering that Orbán might coup the election if the opposition wins. Wasn't a leading narrative but some put forward the idea. And then some was backwards surprised after the election that Orbán took it so calm and congratulated for the win. "Perhaps if he had only lost by a little". - As Bolsonaro did.
When claiming coup attempts become the fad, at what point? I'm not sure. But this era isn't the era of coups in the US client states. And for many coups and coup attempts outside support from the patron was necessary, which sometimes only was a nod and the acknowledgement of the new leaders to support their legitimacy. I think these days the US doesn't care much who is in government among her clients, since there is no real rival (yet) the US should worry about, like in the times of the commie-scare Cold War.

>>55353
It sounds like everyone waited that the other does something. Like Bolsonaro didn't try to calm people and send them home in the hopes they do something more that he can ride in the end without looking like he was inciting things. And the people waited for the army to do something. And perhaps the army waited for encouragement from B.

>>55354
>Garnier
He does remind me of someone. Perhaps Noriega for his size (but not really the looks). The famous sunglasses is Gaddhaffi perhaps, but then he was taller. And a hair less kept in order.


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>>55359
>I think this coup narrative got fashionable at some point.
It has always been fashionable in Latin America. Dilma's camp unanimously calls her impeachment in 2016 a coup and even the previous impeached president in 1992 uttered the word. During the high Lula/Dilma years, activists called opposition media the "party of the coupist press" (partido da imprensa golpista). You could say there's prestige in being the victim of a coup.


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Webm thread #3 Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No. 45569 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New webms thread. Old one is here >>17541

Just had to make a new one
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Bernd 03/19/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.55174 del
>>55127
I dunno if he hurt or laughing.

>>55128
Nostalgia.

>>55129
That video looks like tourist trap with horrible Westerners of all kinds.
In general backpacking? That sounds like an adventure. Is it a good idea? I dunno. I know little of Thailand. They are having border clashes with Cambodia, perhaps avoid those parts of the country.


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>linuks


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Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.55248 del
Not a video but still good

Have some Prussian music bernds


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Some Sopranos slang explained.



Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No. 38901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This place feels so cozy and gives me old kc feels.
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>>54700
>>54700
Looks like they didn't stay in the new board though. Wonder where everyone from Ernst went to.


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https://krautchan.org/int/

this gave me old kc feels, some poster from old kc are also there and no nonces


Bernd 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.55264 del
Krautchan?


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.55288 del
>>54680
This place feels more like ernstchan than old KC. Ernstchan had a lot of threads with over 100 replies that were very old. This is why I don’t come here as much as I should.


Bernd 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.55289 del
>>55250
Some to .org, some probably had another lurkplace somewhere, some might have given up on imageboards. I remember reading a couple of posts stating the latter.

>>55254
Problem is the server is in Ukraine. Can't really say everything that should be said.
But frankly this will be the situation everywhere.

>>55264
I read it every day.

>>55264
Yeah, KC was a busy place. This was a home for just a handful of Bernds, and now my blog.



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well i fuckin tried tbh Bernd 12/17/2018 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No. 21339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so im prolly preaching to the choir here, but kohl has been completely and totally overrun by pedos. i have reason to suspect that it is being done purposefully, either as a way to disrupt /int/, entrap unproxied/naive bernds who cant into clearing their cache, and plant CP in their temporary files, and/or to use /int/ as a wall of noise, and bernds themselves, as a way to distract from their own exchanging of such content. im leaning towards the last one tbh hence why the offer of simply making a new board dedicated to such content. i think these bernds with nothing to hide, and no threat model nor intention of viewing such degeneracy, are at risk. i believe this is being cultivated purposefully so as to surround their gaggle of degenerates with low-hanging fruit who may be stupid enough to accidentally click on something, or unaware that when viewing a page with a bunch of thumbnails of child models, all those thumbnails get downloaded by your browser.

i gave a reasonable list of demands that i feel are not too extreme, and limit no ones free speech other than the (((freedom))) to endanger naive bernds and plant CP on their computers unknowingly and even gave a provision where proxies/tor are not to be banned, but it was not enough. the mods are 100% complicit in it, and allow it, and worse, encourage it. they feel that pedoposting improves the quality of the board via keeping keins and ledditors out. they feel that removing suggestively posed, scantily clad children pics means turning the joint into a reddit-tier hugbox but again, i suspect their motives are more that of self preservation, as even the most unaware of bernds has heard that kohl is run by pedos. this, even though such (((innocent))) content like candydoll webms is certainly enough for some bernd in a more conservative cunt to be fucked over hard and have his life ruined if found in his cache

ive been quietly harboring suspicions of this sort of activity for a while, but have been biting my tongue so as to not cause another mass exodus over nothing. but this is not nothing. these fucks are doing this intentionally and at this point, im certain of it. in the past few days, i heard enough other bernds exclaim similar theories about how kohl is nothing more than a fed honeypot even that dergeneral was forced to 86 the old kc serb in order to cause an exodus to a more thoroughly controlled new site, or that the owners have been co-opted/blackmailed into setting one up, and also that the use of a, now fast-moving, /int/ is being used to cover for their smut dealings.

even when asking the mods to be transparent and make a clear definitive statement on their personal moderative tendencies on such content, and to post this warning on /int/ and warn these naive bernds of the risk they face by posting there, ive been met with deflectionary responses, and weak-ass limp-dicked argumentative tactics to which i am utterly immune, as well as a distinct lack of action. they want this, and it couldnt be more clear. but worse, they want the deception. as such, i suspect foul play of some sort
idk, im really worried about the safety of the dozens of bernds who post there on a daily basis without proxy, and without clearing their caches constantly. i love all you guys a whole lot and id hate to see anyones lives get fuckt because some random pedonigger had to bump his shitty thread full of candydoll webms and pics of naked preteens to the first page, and some poor sap who didnt know any better refreshed the first page while it happened. ive seen this tactic used on other imageboards countless times and against countless communities, and with all the commotion, i felt the need to speak up about it.
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Bernd 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.54613 del
>>39798
>now that berndgroup has become krautchan.rip, we must form an allegiance against the kohlzine menace

krautchan.org too now that it's live too.

But kohlzine is ded now so this thread is a moot point tbh


Bernd 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.54618 del
>>54613
They just need to make Krautzine.


Bernd 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.55238 del
Whomp whomp


Bernd 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.55285 del
>>54618
This would be fun


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.55286 del
>>55285
I don't really got the impression Bernd there is the type who could make one.
Tho one dedicated editor could shill it regularly to remind Bernds to send articles in.
Some Bernds didn't like Kohlzine, not sure how Bernd in general views it.



SAL DE LA CUEVA CONEJO QUE LLEGÓ TU GUAGUANCÓ Bernd 03/25/2026 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No. 55207 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
VIVA VENEZUELA EN ESTA MIERDA CABALLERO


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Vivat!



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Jolly Christmas! Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No. 33383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.
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Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.54951 del
>>54948
Also according to the Nicene Creed the Easter cannot be celebrated before (or on the same day) with Pesach, but if you use Gregorian calendar it happens sometimes


DutchBernd Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.54960 del
>>54939
>Thanks Dutchbernd, to keep checking in, means a lot.

Ahh thanks Hungarybernd. Thanks for having me here. Hope I cam still keep making SRS discussions from 2026 onwards.

>Hoping all who posted on our board are fine today.
Yep all good here


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.54965 del
>>54960
See you in 2026!


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Happy New Year, Bernd!
Be it better than the last one.


Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.54971 del
>>54968
Someone needs to R34 that horse. Hard mode: no AI!



Bernd 01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No. 41888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I didn't know this board is still a little bit active.
Founded it like 3 years ago when Krautchan was down, lost admin rights to some pole who claimed them because I didn't care about this board when KC was back on online.
Now Kohlchan is down again and we need asylum.
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>>54926
doesnt work for me


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.54928 del
>>54927
Go to krautchan.org.


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.54929 del
>>54926
oh now it works


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.54930 del
>>41908
>>42288
Hungry Bernd gave us hats, end of.




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