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Lets have a weather thread Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 15:16:18 [Preview] No. 24257
Starting it off with some recent evens

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pa9Yk1YadkU [Embed]
Flooding in Nebraska and Iowa, USA (March 15, 2019)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YT3XsHAIl5U [Embed]
Crazy flooding in Shiraz, Iran (March 25, 2019)

Lots of flooding in agricultural states in usa wonder if it will affect the food prices

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 15:37:51 [Preview] No.24259 del
Record Flooding in Nebraska, South Dakota and Wisconsin (March 16, 2019)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tgQohWTcnho [Embed]

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 16:28:18 [Preview] No.24261 del
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Bering Sea between Russia and former Russian clay sold to the USA has a record low ice extension for this time of the year since they started recording it.
Linked to it is Alaska that suffers from a heatwave pretty much the whole winter. The frozen rivers are already unusable to drive on. Good news for crabs though:
>Crab fishing has also been affected as the sea ice used as a platform for fishermen was non-existent or too thin in some areas.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 16:34:35 [Preview] No.24262 del
During colder periods in history alaska actually becomes warmer. And vice versa when weather globally becomes warmer.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 17:44:42 [Preview] No.24266 del
I would ask if Slovenia moved to Sweden but I don't find these posts assburger enough. No offence.

Was a news that the Northwestern Passage is opening up. I mentioned it here: >>16425

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 17:52:40 [Preview] No.24267 del
Now imagine being Egypt or Panama who invested shitloads of money to build a third channel for large ships and Russia basically does nothing and gets a shipping passage for free.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 18:28:21 [Preview] No.24268 del
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Yeah. Russians are so lucky.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 19:18:55 [Preview] No.24269 del
>Was a news that the Northwestern Passage is opening up. I mentioned it here
We have seen colder and colder temperatures the last 50 years, but I guess most people buy whatever the media tells them.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 19:34:11 [Preview] No.24271 del
News aren't necessarily comes from media. Research papers can give previously unknown information which also news.
Also I would ask to back up your claims, but frankly I'm not willing to mired down and won't in a fruitless global warming discussion. All sides has their own researchers, experts and memers who's only job to contradict each other. The reality is the Earth had it's periodical temperature fluctuation and now we in the warming phase. At the end of the last century the NW Passage closed down and became unsailable. Now it is again a viable route.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 20:49:25 [Preview] No.24274 del
Your stupidity is giving me a headache. Please do not write again in this thread.

Bernd 04/03/2019 (Wed) 20:54:05 [Preview] No.24275 del
Adding some infographics to my splendid thread.

Bernd 04/04/2019 (Thu) 05:48:20 [Preview] No.24288 del
>Your stupidity
Ad hominems are always the way to go to prove your genius.

Graphs in themselves without the paper they come with are meaningless. Especially if they are part of the great copypaste movement of imageboards. How do you know they aren't altered in a way? That they contain real data?
I see "solar activity" or "sunspots" will be the a leading buzzword of the next few years to toss around to appear well informed.

Bernd 04/04/2019 (Thu) 10:29:23 [Preview] No.24298 del
The sun is driving the weather. Of course sun spots are important then.

Bernd 04/04/2019 (Thu) 21:05:55 [Preview] No.24348 del
weather has gone from +2 all day to around 15+ for a few days. seems ive survived another winter.

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 12:44:47 [Preview] No.24405 del

'Two flakes of snow on my jacket. In London. In April. They’ll make films about this’: Londoners are stunned as wintry weather hits in spring and capital faces more rush hour hail and showers tomorrow

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 19:52:23 [Preview] No.24463 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_yqIj38UmY [Embed]
Anyone seen this presentation?
>sunspot data were entered into a computer system for multi-factor analysis
>it came back with a complicated sine-curve formula for 90% of the sunspot effect
>the formula seems like a good fit
overall, global warming will continue for about 500 years
>solar minimum will cause problematic cooling in the next 30 years or so

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 19:59:35 [Preview] No.24464 del
>durr climate is not constant

yeah breaking

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 20:22:08 [Preview] No.24466 del
some say the cooling can go into a mini or even an ice age. the weather has gotten colder then last 7000 years so its not out of the blue

Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 20:39:08 [Preview] No.24472 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xIUHKBv_lo0 [Embed]

here is a good video of my point of view

Bernd 04/07/2019 (Sun) 10:58:28 [Preview] No.24488 del
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but this autistic Swedish girl told me something else. All I know is that nature doesn't give a fuck what humans believe in and that I really dislike hot summers.

Bernd 04/07/2019 (Sun) 19:28:19 [Preview] No.24526 del
the whole thing is a psy op. her parents are involved in the global warming scam. media is so tightly controlled these days its all a show.

soon they will control every facet of peoples lives because of this and people are oblivious.

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:05:16 [Preview] No.24536 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0LOZ_mkjUb4 [Embed]

Flash Flood in Louisiana, USA (April 4, 2019)

really makes no sense driving in such a high water. what were they thinking

https://youtube.com/watch?v=um6KMR5Dth8 [Embed]

probable higher food prices because of all the floodings usa is big food exporter

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:08:20 [Preview] No.24537 del
This global cooling is hitting very hard. All day I sweat like a pig and we all know feeling warmth is the sign of the last stage of hypothermia.

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:11:47 [Preview] No.24539 del
oh wow you have really blown me out with that argument. I will now believe in the global warming. thank you


Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:24:07 [Preview] No.24544 del
It isn't an argument, it's a joke. I'm making fun of this idea.

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:30:13 [Preview] No.24545 del
I was being sarcastic of your joke

of course hungary will be warm its very southern

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 20:46:04 [Preview] No.24602 del
I, for one, endorse any reduction in global temperatures.

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 21:41:36 [Preview] No.24608 del
how can you not enjoy warm weather? madness

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 21:44:46 [Preview] No.24610 del
The grass is always greener on the other side.

Bernd 04/08/2019 (Mon) 21:52:39 [Preview] No.24614 del
id rather die of heat stroke than of hypothermia

Bernd 04/19/2019 (Fri) 02:29:16 [Preview] No.24942 del
good talk by mr icke

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_v6outrbpvU [Embed]

Bernd 04/20/2019 (Sat) 08:26:56 [Preview] No.24963 del
In Kashira snow depth was 19 cm!

The last Sunday, April 14, south of Moscow in the Tula, Kaluga and Ryazan regions, the maximum temperature did not exceed +1°C.

It had strong sleet all day, in the south of Moscow and the north of the Tula region.

Snow cover was restored in the adjacent areas of the Smolensk, Moscow, Kaluga, Tula and Ryazan regions.


Bernd 04/21/2019 (Sun) 08:48:44 [Preview] No.24993 del
Earliest recorded snow event ever in Western Australia

“Cold fronts do happen in April but this is a very active one and with the wet and windy conditions,” said BOM spokesman Neil Bennett. “If people aren’t prepared properly they may find that it’s a bit unpleasant out there.”


Bernd 04/22/2019 (Mon) 07:02:18 [Preview] No.25027 del
>In Kashira snow depth was 19 cm!

Hmm, it is interesting where they found this. Maybe in some very dark forest part, because now it is pretty normal spring, maybe not hot as some people want, but without excessive cold or snow.

Bernd 04/22/2019 (Mon) 11:34:10 [Preview] No.25050 del
you live in kashira bernd?

Bernd 04/22/2019 (Mon) 17:39:33 [Preview] No.25057 del
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>you live in kashira bernd?

I live 100km norther (in Moscow as expected), but I've been in countryside recently and can imagine how it looks now.

Snow can lie for very long time in fields near tree line (made for windbreaking purposes) or in forest (in openings), but in other places it is hard to find 19cm thick snow I think.

It isn't hottest spring though. Few days ago I've been outside for almost 8 hours waiting for driving exam near traffic police station, it was +6C and I've feel pretty bad in the end.

Bernd 05/05/2019 (Sun) 18:01:27 [Preview] No.25594 del

Farming very difficult during Grand Solar Minimums

Grand Solar Minimums (GSM) take 10 years for the effects of climate change (cooling) to be locked into fossil records in North America and Europe. Winters become longer, start early and finish late. Spring and Summer are much more wetter than the same seasons during a benign warm period like 1945 to 2008.

This GSM has to finish this cycle Solar Cycle 24, possibly at the end of 2020. The next cycle (SC25) may be a much reduced 11 years long, with a full sized Sun Spot count maximum of 55. Yes, fragment short-lived spots will boost the spot count by a further 100 spots per month during Solar Max, but these produce far less UV than full sized ones.

UV controls our climate by moderating the normal meridional jet stream to far more lateral streams as during the Solar Warm Period. Following this GSM is a seventy years Tepid period call a Gleissberg Period similar to 1890 to 1940.

Farming during a Grand Solar Minimum will be very difficult, particularly in our Industrial mechanised heavy farming practise, which needs the soil to be dry to work on.

This has significant implications for crop yields. History repeats itself. The Dalton GSM caused millions of deaths in Asia due to drought and crop failures. The climate effects of the Late Antique Little Ice Age (LALIA) 585AD and its following volcanism caused similar population reductions due to crop failure and disease.


Warmer times are times of success and prosperity for man-kind

Ed Hoskins

According to ice core records, the last millennium 1000AD – 2000AD has been the coldest millennium of our current Holocene interglacial. This point is more fully illustrated with ice core records on a millennial basis back to the Eemian warm period 120,000 years ago, here:

Our current, warm, congenial Holocene interglacial, although cooler than the Eemian, has been the enabler of mankind’s civilisation for the last 10,000 years, spanning from mankind’s earliest farming to recent technology.

(Editor’s note: Please be aware that the Eemian Period was warmer than today. It lasted from about 128,000 years ago to 115,000 years ago, long, long before the industrial revolution began.)

Viewing the current Holocene interglacial on a century by century and on a millennial basis is realistic. But it seems that, driven by the need to continually support the Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming thesis / religion Climate scientists and Climate alarmists examine the temperature record at too fine a scale, weather event by weather event, month by month, or year by year.

However, from the broader perspective, each of the notable high points in the current 11,000 year Holocene temperature record, (Holocene Climate Optimum – Minoan – Roman – Medieval – Modern), have been progressively colder than the previous high point.

The ice core record from Greenland for its first 7-8000 years, the early Holocene, shows, virtually flat temperatures, an average drop of only ~0.007 °C per millennium, including its high point known as the “climate optimum”. But the more recent Holocene, since a “tipping point” at around 1000BC, 3000 years ago, has seen temperature fall at about 20 times that earlier rate at about 0.14 °C per millennium.

Bernd 05/05/2019 (Sun) 18:02:02 [Preview] No.25595 del

The Holocene interglacial is already 10 – 11,000 years old and judging from the length of previous interglacial periods, the Holocene epoch should be drawing to its close: in this century, the next century or this millennium.

Nonetheless, the slight and beneficial warming at the end of the 20th century to a Modern high point has been transmuted by Climate alarmists into the “Great Man-made Global Warming Alarm”.

The recent warming since the end of the Little Ice Age has been wholly beneficial when compared to the devastating impacts arising from the relatively minor cooling of the Little Ice Age, which include:

• decolonisation of Greenland
• Black death
• French revolution promoted by crop failures and famine
• the failures of the Inca and Angkor Wat civilisations
• etc., etc.

As global temperatures, after a short spurt at the end of the last century, have already been showing stagnation or cooling over the last nineteen years or more, the world should now fear the real and detrimental effects of cooling, rather than being hysterical about limited, beneficial or probably now non-existent further warming.
Warmer times are times of success and prosperity for man-kind and for the biosphere. For example, during the Roman warm period the climate was warmer and wetter so that the Northern Sahara was the breadbasket of the Roman empire.

But the coming end of the present Holocene interglacial will eventually again result in a mile-high ice sheet over much of the Northern hemisphere.

As the Holocene epoch is already about 11,000 years old, the reversion to a true ice age is becoming overdue. That reversion to Ice Age conditions will be the real climate catastrophe.

With the present reducing Solar activity, significantly reduced temperatures, at least to the level of another Little Ice Age are predicted quite soon, later in this century.
Whether the present impending cooling will really lead on to a new glacial ice age or not is still in question.


Bernd 05/08/2019 (Wed) 00:32:32 [Preview] No.25672 del
>Warmer times are times of success and prosperity for man-kind and for the biosphere. For example, during the Roman warm period the climate was warmer and wetter so that the Northern Sahara was the breadbasket of the Roman empire.
Good point here. In most cases warmer = wetter and colder = drier. It is possible that warmer conditions could make open up swathes of the Sahara and the Outback for more intensive settlement and agriculture. Chris Wayan's speculative warmer Earth (http://worlddreambank.org/D/DUBIA.HTM) brings up this hypothesis.

Bernd 05/08/2019 (Wed) 03:12:55 [Preview] No.25675 del
well it depends on region and solar cycle, sun spots etc. for the last 150 years for example weather has been very good for the northern latitude. in the future the southern latitude will probably benefit more from the changing climate.

Bernd 05/13/2019 (Mon) 10:24:43 [Preview] No.25913 del
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Sixteen inches of snow for Colorado


Historic snowfall shatters old records in Minnesota

Snowiest month of May ever.
Most snow on a single day in the month of May ever.
Snowiest May 8 ever.

Through Thursday morning, Duluth was blanketed with 10.9 inches of snow, leading to a number of broken snowfall records, according to the National Weather Service. One spot just southwest of Duluth reported 12 inches of snow as of Thursday afternoon.

The 8.3 inches shattered the record for most snow on a single day in the month of May, breaking the old record of 5.5 inches set on May 10, 1902.

It also made it the snowiest month of May ever in Duluth, beating the old record of 8.1 total inches set in May of 1954.

And it made it the snowiest May 8 in Duluth history, far surpassing the old record for the day of 5 inches set in 1924.

Record-keeping in Duluth began in 1884.

The winter-like storm unleashed historic snow amounts along a band from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, to Duluth, Minnesota.



Bernd 05/16/2019 (Thu) 04:27:01 [Preview] No.26009 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wU1qg8HceGI [Embed]

very very good video about sunspots, climate change and cosmic rays. I think you would like this danebernd.

Bernd 05/18/2019 (Sat) 07:55:00 [Preview] No.26092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANMTPF1blpQ [Embed]

Svensmark: The Cloud Mystery

Bernd 05/20/2019 (Mon) 02:21:04 [Preview] No.26245 del
well done ya cunts!

Bernd 05/20/2019 (Mon) 12:10:50 [Preview] No.26253 del
ice sheet? more like ass shit LOL

Bernd 05/20/2019 (Mon) 13:15:04 [Preview] No.26254 del
very immature

Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:35:58 [Preview] No.27930 del
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A cold front hit the South last week. Frost was widespread and a handful of towns had snowfall. Lowest temperature was -9,2°C. In the Southeast some of the highest towns had frost.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mCQO-4y50w [Embed]

Bernd 07/13/2019 (Sat) 09:47:08 [Preview] No.27990 del
Here's your chance to see some snow finally.
We also have some cooldown. 23C instead of the 33 was in June. Quite pleasant.

Bernd 07/22/2019 (Mon) 22:23:18 [Preview] No.28148 del
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Let's have a non-Anglo version of this, shall we?

Bernd 07/23/2019 (Tue) 05:35:49 [Preview] No.28155 del
Finn, Pole and Greek?

Bernd 07/23/2019 (Tue) 11:24:40 [Preview] No.28156 del
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Not sure what to add for Poland.

Bernd 07/23/2019 (Tue) 16:51:05 [Preview] No.28162 del
Good job, Danebernd! I have some idea how to fill out the Polish column. It's a bit work, I don't think will finnish today.

Bernd 07/25/2019 (Thu) 03:12:58 [Preview] No.28196 del
So, what is it?

Bernd 07/25/2019 (Thu) 05:26:56 [Preview] No.28197 del
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Just slap this everywhere and add effects. Reddenings, icicles, forehead wipin hand and such. Maybe it needs other alternative images for smiling and other normal faces. Also Polish Businessman, nice sunny weather. Maybe BO can help too.
Yesterday I spent too much on writing new posts on AtomRPG which I didn't post in the end it was too late.
If you wish you can do it or I'll look into it sometimes. How urgent it is? I mean do you want to post it somewhere because then I'll up the pace and make it today.

Bernd 07/25/2019 (Thu) 20:23:31 [Preview] No.28210 del
Nearly perfect now.

Bernd 07/25/2019 (Thu) 20:32:39 [Preview] No.28211 del
this is an artpiece

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 05:26:39 [Preview] No.28214 del
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Meself couldn't do better.
Use papiesz isntead of Bateman and will be berfegt.

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 10:38:40 [Preview] No.28217 del
btw what is the source of heathenings guy? it's on top left corner. I see it for a long time but I dont remember where did we get it from.

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 13:31:11 [Preview] No.28219 del
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And, finished. I feel kind of guilty because bottom right isn't even from Greece, but it's Syrians fleeing the civil war to Lebanon apparently.

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 13:51:36 [Preview] No.28220 del
fucking monaco

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 14:48:05 [Preview] No.28221 del
Good job I like it.
>I feel kind of guilty because...
Unforgivable sin.

Bernd 07/26/2019 (Fri) 14:53:14 [Preview] No.28222 del
I don't think there are uncensored images of frozen people in Grease unfortunately.

Bernd 07/27/2019 (Sat) 08:27:36 [Preview] No.28268 del
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I guess he's eating something spicy.

Bernd 08/03/2019 (Sat) 21:44:36 [Preview] No.28419 del
São Paulo is under gloomy weather with maximum temperatures below <15 C.

Bernd 08/12/2019 (Mon) 19:28:56 [Preview] No.28614 del
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Today was fugging hot. To Wednesday the temperature can drop 15+ degrees... Such a rollercoaster.

Bernd 08/15/2019 (Thu) 08:47:16 [Preview] No.28659 del
>subhuman complaining about hot weather

just lol.

Bernd 09/23/2019 (Mon) 19:12:35 [Preview] No.29281 del
>I shouldn't be here
Tell that to your parents, kid.

Bernd 09/24/2019 (Tue) 10:36:51 [Preview] No.29316 del
For some reason I want to make her fight with Köksal Baba. She would finally be useful and funny.

Bernd 09/24/2019 (Tue) 15:34:33 [Preview] No.29331 del
I would watch that.

Bernd 10/12/2019 (Sat) 09:27:48 [Preview] No.30325 del
greta thread

Bernd 10/12/2019 (Sat) 19:21:23 [Preview] No.30358 del
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meanwhile in Japan:
>Suomi NPP satellite finds a weaker typhoon Hagibis nearing Japan
thank you Suomi

Bernd 10/13/2019 (Sun) 20:06:33 [Preview] No.30393 del
I saw on /librejp/ that it's over.

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:28:15 [Preview] No.31760 del
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Venice? that's just a story like Atlantis and never existed in reality.

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:33:05 [Preview] No.31761 del
Venice, vedice, vecice.
Wait. But if there were such high water level prior to 50 years, does that mean that during this 50 years the climate changed to colder (water froze up into glaciers and such) and now warming again?

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:45:40 [Preview] No.31771 del
this has to do with the rainfall, they try to protect Venice from seawater, but they are fucked when water comes from the mainland rivers, rainfall and additionally the wind blows the water from the bay towards the city. It surely doesn't help that the city is sinking due to the weight of the buildings.

Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 18:12:11 [Preview] No.31776 del
I saw a documentary on Venice once that said that the sea level has risen since it was created every year. The city is doomed

Bernd 11/28/2019 (Thu) 19:50:47 [Preview] No.32682 del
>The Greens group originally balked at the motion over concerns it would be a purely symbolic PR stunt
Sounds about right.

Bernd 12/12/2019 (Thu) 21:34:14 [Preview] No.33048 del
The biggest polluter is China, no?
But - according to Greta and friends - the cause of the pollution is the western consumption of the goods China produce.
Now, the tariffs and this whole trade war of Trump's is for the reduction of the consumption of Chinese goods.
Did Trump do more in the fight against climate change than Greta will in her whole life?

Bernd 12/12/2019 (Thu) 22:33:41 [Preview] No.33054 del
Nice star of David hidden in that picture, pure coincidence I'm sure.

Bernd 12/13/2019 (Fri) 06:34:11 [Preview] No.33062 del
First I thought you replied to my latest post and spent some minutes hunting that star on the trump-greta picture...
I should sleep more.

Bernd 12/17/2019 (Tue) 10:20:46 [Preview] No.33170 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQTvP6_JDZA [Embed]
>greta thunerg
What did he mean by this?

Bernd 12/17/2019 (Tue) 16:51:19 [Preview] No.33175 del
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Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 08:57:01 [Preview] No.33197 del
Haha, i fucking love mentally ill people on a public platform.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8bMpFWNVAVc [Embed]

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 13:42:33 [Preview] No.33201 del
If you see any of these extreme "truther" videos, you'll just see how dumb they are. They all have cults of personality, and the worst offenders ignore that other languages exist and think everything written is just a pun or allegory based on English words. They're so mentally ill that the smartest out of the bunch is literally a "we-wuz-kangz" black supremacist who claims that Africa is actually bigger than all of the other continents, and that Israel is a part of Africa.
Though what they're saying is partially true. A bigger than usual portion of the population are actually hermaphrodites, and hollywood/modelling agencies actively take
Probably what Chris-Chan meant when he said he could "feel" a vagina. Many models like the Belgian model Hanne Gaby Odiele have admitted they're hermaphrodites, who are chosen because of their masculine features. They also brought up the idea that gorillas are humans in suits (none of them bring up that they're ex-humans)

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 18:40:57 [Preview] No.33202 del
>8 years
>1110 videos
Busy bee.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 19:00:31 [Preview] No.33203 del
>hollywood/modelling agencies actively take
Take...? That seems an unfinished sentence.
>They also brought up the idea that gorillas are humans in suits
I thought it was you. Wait. Are you an extreme truther? Do you have 'tube channel? Altough bitchute would be more fitting.
You mean devolved humans? As it was mentioned in the ape thread.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 20:18:39 [Preview] No.33205 del
>Take...? That seems an unfinished sentence.
Unfinished, yes. I meant they actively take hermaphrodites and use them for their square jaws (might want to bring this bad news to the Tor anon) and masculine facial features, that's something I know for fact, since many literally admitted to it (doesn't seem to be circulating on the news however). Same thing might apply to male actors for their feminine hermaphroditism.
>I thought it was you. Wait. Are you an extreme truther? Do you have 'tube channel? Altough bitchute would be more fitting.
I got it from a guy who watches these extreme truther videos. I'm not one myself, though I do like to play around with a lot of their theories, many of which I try to rationalise. Of course not the extreme "X place does not exist and is a cover-up/World Wars were crisis actors" but even then, I touched and examined those kinds of theories.
Only the ones I know for certain and are important, I actually defend. Both of the categories I just stated I talked about a lot in my "x are degenerate" thread.
>You mean devolved humans? As it was mentioned in the ape thread.
Yeah, same thing I was getting at. The species I mean, they're just men that inbred until they became apes. Maybe chimps are the results of whites inbreeding (explains how hairy they are, and how they can swim) while the gorillas are blacks.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=klRwa-erSQA [Embed]
This Brazilian guy in above video might be this intermediate stage between human and ape. It probably explains why the Carthaginians thought gorillas were humans, because maybe they were actual humans that devolved.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 20:27:10 [Preview] No.33207 del
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>might want to bring this bad news to the Tor anon

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 20:43:16 [Preview] No.33208 del
BERND. Sorry.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 21:05:34 [Preview] No.33209 del
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You better be.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 21:31:07 [Preview] No.33211 del
Something I can say about truthers however, is that it's basically just a massive ruse. By being one, you're initiated into this quasi-masonic brotherhood where you're constantly worshipped by your roommates, but you're seen as the local lunatic and are discouraged from one of the main pillars of life, i.e. working to continue the creation as a collective, creating a network. For claiming to be so against politics, they are caught up in politics and "worldly" events.
All these different cults of personalities are constantly "exposing" each other within it for a reason, and it's because they're obsessed with acting themselves. Eventually you either get too caught up in the quagmire that you end up questioning if Finland doesn't exist, and question even 2+2=4, or escape it. I escaped it. I might've gotten a lot of truth, but 2+2 is 4. That's where I am. Many people go down the rabbithole and speculating over what's the truth, only a few people escape it and end up KNOWING some definitive truth. I've been through the perspective of all sides here.

Bernd 12/18/2019 (Wed) 21:42:52 [Preview] No.33212 del
So in a way, you become the conspiracy both by allowing it, and exposing it while doing nothing to kill it. You absorb so much elite occultism, you become the elite occultist. They claim to expose the world, while they just expose themselves to the world even more. They're the ones screaming about occultism, as the pussyhats scream about how milk is white supremacist.
They initiate themselves into the Satanic cult, and isolate themselves and call everyone else Satanists. They go down the rabbithole but never climb back up.

Bernd 12/30/2019 (Mon) 22:31:37 [Preview] No.33627 del

Bernd 12/30/2019 (Mon) 22:42:07 [Preview] No.33629 del
However you do geo-engineering, your scientists are doing it wrong.

Bernd 01/01/2020 (Wed) 09:09:52 [Preview] No.33695 del
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While I was looking for the perfect image for the vision of 2020 I stumbled upon this article:
Look at Reason #5!
A global nuclear war would thicken the ozone layer reducing UV, and balancing out global warming.
That's it. We just convince the leaders of world powers to nuke everything. Or even better: we could designate a nuke dumping area somewhere noone cares about like France or something and launch every missile at that place. This way we could stop global warming and get rid of the nuclear arsenal and the looming threat of a nuclear war. Tho reducing population via this war would be a huge plus. Maybe we could speed up migration to France, then nuke it.
Well only 10 hours passed from this year and I single handedly solved three great problems of mankind. Maybe it really will be a better decade.

Bernd 01/01/2020 (Wed) 09:39:42 [Preview] No.33696 del
From Brisbane to Melbourne everything is on fire. It's God's punishment for voting yes in the referendum.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.34694 del
We got snow at dawn. And probably will get again today.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 08:01:21 [Preview] No.35161 del
This morning is just so bright with sunshine, it must be a good idea to have some tea outside. No it fucking isn't. It's fucking freezing out there. The temperature is low and cold wind is blowing. It's even colder than yesterday. God damn.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:16:45 [Preview] No.35364 del
We got snow. A couple of mms. Wind bothers me more, blows through me to the bones.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 04:06:29 [Preview] No.37617 del
There will be a solar eclipse during midsummer/summer solstice.


Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 16:09:43 [Preview] No.37635 del
Awesome. I might be able to catch it just the edge.

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 18:35:46 [Preview] No.37639 del
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So there is a open house at attila for all bernds during midsummer

Bernd 06/10/2020 (Wed) 19:16:14 [Preview] No.37641 del
No avoiding paprika now.

Bernd 06/27/2020 (Sat) 01:59:57 [Preview] No.38107 del
It is winter.

Bernd 06/27/2020 (Sat) 07:02:55 [Preview] No.38108 del
Where is the snow? Oh wait, we also don't have that, never mind.
What's the reason of that large temperature difference? The distance from Sao Paulo to Joaquim is liek the width of four fingers.

Bernd 06/27/2020 (Sat) 13:59:01 [Preview] No.38112 del
23c and winter. I cant believe my eyes.

Bernd 06/27/2020 (Sat) 23:30:55 [Preview] No.38116 del
>the width of four fingers
If each finger had 150+ km of width.
São Joaquim and nearby Urupema are the national capital of snowfall (TM) simply by having the highest combination of latitude and altitude. However the south's altitude is mediocre, it doesn't have peaks in the 2500-3000 m range like the southeast. The southeast's higher altitude allows it to receive rare snowfall in its highest cities but they, in turn, lack latitude. For instance, this weather station is at 2400 m on the Mantiqueira range which forms the northern border of the Paraíba valley. It does have once a decade snowfall but if it were moved to the south it'd come every year.
On Rio de Janeiro.

Bernd 07/05/2020 (Sun) 17:06:13 [Preview] No.38376 del
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constructed wetlands FTW
you can turn dessert into oasis
and most of the water is the runoff to rivers/oceans anyway, it is lost if not captured

they are already mandatory in australia
they can also be underground

also they literally change local climate after a while

Bernd 07/06/2020 (Mon) 15:35:06 [Preview] No.38398 del
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>constructed wetlands FTW
>you can turn dessert into oasis
>and most of the water is the runoff to rivers/oceans anyway, it is lost if not captured

It can be dangerous if done wrongly. Active irrigation ruined part of Central Asia near Aral "sea". Agriculture used water from two local rivers, Amudarya and Syrdarya for extensive irrigation (mostly for cotton), and first it was good, but then sea gone and desert with salt and fertilizer remains formed. Sand storms take that dust and do damage to crops, even at hundreds of km. It also damaging for wildlife and locals.


Wrong usage of water, especially on sand soils, also may result in washing out fertile component, so after some time soil also becomes pretty poor.

So, extensive human-made usage of water is pretty complex concept that requires good scientific practice and skills. Stalin also had idea to turn Siberian rivers southward to add additional water to Central Asia, but project didn't happen.


Bernd 07/06/2020 (Mon) 18:28:38 [Preview] No.38404 del
>may result in washing out fertile component
I think this what the ancient cultures of Mesopotamia did there. Also in Khwarezm.
>Stalin also had idea to turn Siberian rivers southward
Absolute mad lad.

Bernd 07/07/2020 (Tue) 00:48:23 [Preview] No.38414 del
Things like that are serious business, it's unfortunate that only megalomaniac dictators without the proper knowledge seem willing to embark on these ventures.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IDgDWbQtlKI [Embed]

Bernd 08/18/2020 (Tue) 03:42:08 [Preview] No.39340 del
Snow is expected in the southern highlands later this week.

Bernd 07/13/2021 (Tue) 17:47:47 [Preview] No.44397 del
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Storm Bernd (for real, I'm not joking) is flooding Switzerland with heavy rain. Local lake will overflood tonight. meanwhile evil Hungarians are stealing all the heat. Jet stream has been dividing Western and Eastern Europe into wet and cold in the West and hot in the East for a while now this summer.

Bernd 07/13/2021 (Tue) 18:16:37 [Preview] No.44401 del
They sayin it can be 40+ tomorrow...
Send help.

Bernd 07/13/2021 (Tue) 18:31:19 [Preview] No.44402 del

It is stable 30+ in central european part of Russia for week, and there will be one week more at least. In past month there was also one week with that horrible heat.

t. sufferer without a/c

Bernd 07/17/2021 (Sat) 16:01:43 [Preview] No.44438 del
I rather don't have air conditioning. I suffer but if I'd sit in a place cooled by such, then go out, it would be worse.

Bernd 07/17/2021 (Sat) 16:03:56 [Preview] No.44439 del
Also one more thing to worry about. Larger electric bills, if I get legionella. Whatever.
Also these things that makes our lives comfier, makes us softer.

Bernd 07/20/2021 (Tue) 23:52:03 [Preview] No.44490 del
-8,18 ºC in Urupema, Santa Catarina, widespread frost in the south and snow in some places. This winter has been strong. In late June there was the first snowfall of the year in the south, then in early July frost hit São Paulo and damaged sugarcane and maize fields.
It's worth noting how in a certain subtropical climate range, frost is a mini-catastrophe as it's expected only in a certain stretch of the year or not at all, and hits crops hard. For a natural disaster it's also unusually beautiful and, for the warmest climates that can still receive it, exotic. It's also poor man's snow, a lot less prestigious but happening on surprisingly low latitudes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jWRkv5_C0-Q [Embed]

Bernd 07/21/2021 (Wed) 15:07:08 [Preview] No.44502 del
Global warming has so far been good for us southern Hemisphere folk.

Bernd 07/21/2021 (Wed) 19:14:34 [Preview] No.44506 del
Frost is butifel on the vegetation. Only sleet coating them, making them resembling to some candy, is nicer.

Not necessarily if we consider economic impact. On the other hand lower crop yield results in higher prices, good for those who sell.

Bernd 07/21/2021 (Wed) 20:58:22 [Preview] No.44509 del
>I rather don't have air conditioning. I suffer but if I'd sit in a place cooled by such, then go out, it would be worse.

It depends on how easily you can survive heat. I don't feel really good even in 25+, and 30+ is suffering for me, so even few hours in a/c is better than nothing. Because otherwise it is nowhere to run situation that is depressing.

But some technical reasons (lack of good electrical wiring and some furniture) prevents me from installing a/c where it must be placed, so every year I decide to postpone it until "big home repair" that still doesn't happen.

Bernd 07/23/2021 (Fri) 19:07:09 [Preview] No.44517 del
I've similar settis when comes to suffering from heat. My optimum sleep temp is somewhere at 17-18C, and summer I frequently have to sleep in 25+. I'm sticking to the tough it out mentality, mixed with stoicism, and Buddhist practices (the heat is just illusion, desiring cold is the root of suffering, etc etc).
I would wish the autumn to come, but the problem is time flies just too fast as is.

Bernd 08/02/2021 (Mon) 20:04:56 [Preview] No.44656 del
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Coffee fields ruined by frost.

Bernd 08/03/2021 (Tue) 06:30:29 [Preview] No.44657 del
Second pic is good illustration that even in short distance a bit of elevation can be deciding factor.

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/06/2021 (Fri) 22:46:36 [Preview] No.44680 del
Or as a wallpaper too

Bernd 08/08/2021 (Sun) 07:18:39 [Preview] No.44694 del
Maybe a bit better like this.
But for wallpaper purposes pic #1 would be better I think.

Bernd 08/08/2021 (Sun) 23:18:48 [Preview] No.44701 del
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Bernd 08/09/2021 (Mon) 07:07:38 [Preview] No.44705 del
That's a cool one. Both meaning of the word.
Maybe the coffee mug needs a teabag in it, the string and the paper label hanging out of it ("Lipton").

Bernd 08/09/2021 (Mon) 11:03:38 [Preview] No.44709 del
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Added. Don't know how to make tea label more realistic in that scale though, maybe only color is ok. Also tried to clean some borders.

Here is also xcf for completeness (endchan doesn't allow xcf sadly): https://x0.at/iwyO.xcf

Bernd 08/09/2021 (Mon) 18:04:35 [Preview] No.44711 del
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>failed: XCF error: unsupported XCF file version 11 encountered
Oh well.
Here's an edit based on the first COLD. Not really scaled but we have to live with such inconvenience.

Bernd 08/09/2021 (Mon) 20:21:58 [Preview] No.44713 del
>failed: XCF error: unsupported XCF file version 11 encountered

Surprising. Looks like they broke format from 2.8 to 2.10 even by default. I've used no new features, maybe no features at all except brush and eraser. Such open source programmers.

Here is attempt with some legacy settings if it still needed: https://x0.at/ovNR.xcf

Bernd 08/10/2021 (Tue) 15:28:30 [Preview] No.44717 del
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That works indeed. However now I can use the version I made above for updates.

Bernd 08/10/2021 (Tue) 23:55:12 [Preview] No.44720 del
What's so nice about it?

Bernd 08/11/2021 (Wed) 06:51:54 [Preview] No.44722 del
The tears of the coffee addicts?

Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:45:22 [Preview] No.44764 del
Needs some traditional Brazilian farmer attire to look perfect bernd

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:45:50 [Preview] No.44765 del
Fix the contryball db pls

Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 06:58:44 [Preview] No.44771 del
We can't.
What domain do you use? .net .gg or .org?

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:41:35 [Preview] No.44871 del
>We can't.

gg no re odili

>What domain do you use? .net .gg or .org?

Usually the .gg domain. Giving the .net now

Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:42:59 [Preview] No.44872 del
Also do some postings in cafés sometimes. Don't like staying in my roomss every times I post

Bernd 09/01/2021 (Wed) 21:45:51 [Preview] No.44873 del
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>my countryball is Belgium now


fix the code Odili pls

Bernd 05/19/2022 (Thu) 16:06:14 [Preview] No.47609 del
A subtropical storm has brought the first snow of the year and frost as far north as Brasília. Unlike last year, so far it hasn't significantly damaged crops.

Bernd 05/19/2022 (Thu) 16:48:38 [Preview] No.47610 del
Weather so good, soon white peeple will move there.
Nice snowman.
That truck pulled the wrong card.

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 02:27:57 [Preview] No.47861 del
It's very cold here, winter is right on the corner and it gets to 6ºC at night.
On the other hand, it's not as awful as the summer with 40ºC through all of january, but it's kinda annoying even then.

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 02:28:57 [Preview] No.47862 del
Why am I an american, I am hitchiker argie anon from 3 years ago

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 20:40:52 [Preview] No.47879 del
Geographic identification is just buggy on this site.

By the way, I miss you. What happened to your plans for becoming a construction worker?

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 20:49:21 [Preview] No.47881 del
Oh I missed this post somehow.
Also just recognized that's an Argieball with hat and shawl. Nice.
6C at night is breddy swell I think, but wintertime will be colder.
How's the springs and autumns?

You just got an free US greencard. Nod really.

I've no idea what can be the problem. Odili says we use the latest geoloc stuff from the same site which all the lynxchans use. Some problems comes from the CloudFlare, and with all these frontends we have god knows how the routing is done.

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 22:04:23 [Preview] No.47887 del
>How is the springs and autumns
Well we're technically in autumn right now, they're cold.
Spring is OK, I have no issue with it. For me the best sweet spot is between 12 and 25ºC
>By the way, I miss you.
That's massively cute :DD
>What happened to your plans for becoming a construction worker?
Well, loads of things happened, but in short I realized I was schizo and the things I was believing in would lead to my demise.
So I decided to stop believing on stupid things that don't really have any power on me and decided to go to college instead.
Doing a career on programming, working with ASP.NET and SQL Server. I like it but this week is fairly busy with a lot of exams especially tomorrow, that being said my confidence and my worries are balanced so I can't say it will be piss easy but neither that I didn't study or did shit

Bernd 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:35:13 [Preview] No.47901 del
We are in June deep, so I'd call this uh winter on the southern hemisphere.
>decided to go to college instead.
Good for you.
>Doing a career on programming, working with ASP.NET and SQL Server.
Good luck with the exams.

Bernd 06/27/2022 (Mon) 09:08:39 [Preview] No.48077 del
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More than +30 three days in a row. It is horrible.

Bernd 06/27/2022 (Mon) 09:34:34 [Preview] No.48079 del
We have that since liek for a while now. This week we're expecting 35+ continuously.
Doing some work with concrete. Straightening posts for grapes, they have concrete ballasts/foundation, have to dig and pull out, and pour more concrete to the widened hole in the ground. It's small amount relatively (liek 30-40 kilos) so I mix it by hand in a bucket (yeah I could use a wheelbarrow as a mixing tub). I don't need to add water since enough sweat falls into the mix as I stoop above the bucket...

Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 05:11:27 [Preview] No.48094 del
I hate summer so much. It's unreal.

Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 01:38:39 [Preview] No.48139 del
Table grapes, wine or juice? Are those European or American?

Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 07:30:19 [Preview] No.48142 del
Wine. White. But we eat it, or drink it as juice, because not enough for wine, and we have neither the tools nor the facilities to make wine although I could give it to a pal who has, or even to a relative, but again, the amount lacks seriously, plus too much bother.
I dunno their actual type. One looks similar to muscat. Others I think Juhfark or something similar, Hungarian cultivars.

Bernd 07/04/2022 (Mon) 07:38:26 [Preview] No.48143 del
Could be Hárslevelű. I think last time I tried look it up this was my conclusion.

Bernd 07/12/2022 (Tue) 18:30:43 [Preview] No.48262 del

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