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Are the French even European/western? Bernd 10/18/2019 (Fri) 17:32:36 [Preview] No. 30604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They behave like Asians.
>used to have elongated skulls
>build stuff not for any practical reason
>hate working
>eats frogs
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Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 08:51:47 [Preview] No.33371 del
>>33369
I know that Spain is supposed to be the other way around, with them working nearly all day.
Yet you still really can't say that for the Spanish. I again, blame this on the Catholics.


Bernd 12/26/2019 (Thu) 19:59:58 [Preview] No.33461 del
>>33371
>>33371
>I know that Spain is supposed to be the other way around, with them working nearly all day.
Maybe it's suffering from a brain drain and most of the talented people are leaving for better pastures Same thing is happening in Italy I believe

>Yet you still really can't say that for the Spanish. I again, blame this on the Catholics.
I mean you don't really know what's going on in their country. I wouldn't judge them randomly


Bernd 09/12/2020 (Sat) 14:14:27 [Preview] No.40018 del
They have great cheese


Bernd 09/12/2020 (Sat) 16:17:38 [Preview] No.40032 del
>hate working
based NEETs


Bernd 09/12/2020 (Sat) 17:06:06 [Preview] No.40034 del
>>40032
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G0U509FSESE [Embed]



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Bernd 12/08/2019 (Sun) 21:30:34 [Preview] No. 32941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I will probably move to eastern europe very soon for personal reasons, what is the best country to migrate to in this region?
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Bernd 12/16/2019 (Mon) 15:52:08 [Preview] No.33143 del
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>>33139
>Are you really that desperate? Argentina's future prospects aren't all that good but as it is your plan is much riskier than just living through its decline.
I'm not able to find jobs here, the economy has completely stagnated. Plus I need to move out of my house since in any time everything will implode from within.
I told my mother about my project and she ended up supporting me on going here. Gave me something akin to 1800 reais which should help to sustain myself in the first month. The only issue now is how to nationalize myself there.
I talked about Floripa since it has the most argies in there which would help give a hand in the beggining, perhaps even share room with them. But I don't plan living there, it's more of a stepping stone.


Bernd 12/16/2019 (Mon) 16:39:41 [Preview] No.33145 del
>>33143
this sounds smart enough. I couldn't get work in England so I moved to Wales. I slept on the floor of a room with a blanket and pillow for a while but soon enough I found work.


Bernd 12/19/2019 (Thu) 01:57:40 [Preview] No.33220 del
>>33143
>Gave me something akin to 1800 reais
That's better than R$300. Still, in Florianópolis you'll be pretty much alone against the world while at home you can at least rely on people you know.


Bernd 12/19/2019 (Thu) 03:11:17 [Preview] No.33221 del
>>33220
You know what, forget it, I pussied out in the end since I need to have my highschool certificate and that doesn't come out in three months.
Plus I started seeing how is the job market in brazil and apparently there's a lot of protectionism going on there, companies are required to have their staff be at least 2/3rds brazilians, and the trade labour is also exclusive to their citizens as well.


Bernd 09/12/2020 (Sat) 14:11:25 [Preview] No.40016 del
Did you move to eastern europe?



Mewsic Thread Bernd 02/21/2019 (Thu) 21:09:41 [Preview] No. 23382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fun
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sage Bernd 09/06/2020 (Sun) 05:26:48 [Preview] No.39841 del
>>39808
you're too dumb to live


Bernd 09/06/2020 (Sun) 06:16:14 [Preview] No.39844 del
Some nice hungarian folkmusic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I [Embed]


Bernd 09/06/2020 (Sun) 06:21:13 [Preview] No.39845 del
>>39841
Yet, you are the one who can only offer insults.


Bernd 09/06/2020 (Sun) 07:36:06 [Preview] No.39846 del
Dick.


Bernd 09/06/2020 (Sun) 08:30:06 [Preview] No.39847 del
No music besides Heavy Metal.



80 years war Bernd 06/15/2020 (Mon) 10:19:46 [Preview] No. 37835 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Someone explain the 80 years war to me. It doesnt make any sense at all. Was it all about money for the spanish since the dutch provinces were so wealthy?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I9P1QkpFdKo [Embed]

Sieges for 3 years is crazy.
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Bernd 06/16/2020 (Tue) 18:54:57 [Preview] No.37889 del
>>37884
>Do you think the romans "invented" christianity to hold onto power?
That they invented Jesus himself? That's misdirection, but Christianity did eventually become the sword of Roman imperialism after Rome became Christian.
>jews and phonecians are the same thing
Yeah, that's some more bullshit Gerry never agreed with.


Bernd 06/16/2020 (Tue) 18:57:58 [Preview] No.37890 del
>>37887
Actually, they didn't really conquer Armenia but they were mercenaries there. They ruled Thrace and parts of western Anatolia however, meaning that at one point, Aragon alone stretched three continents before the Americas were even "discovered".


Bernd 06/17/2020 (Wed) 17:36:24 [Preview] No.37914 del
>>37889
>That they invented Jesus himself? That's misdirection, but Christianity did eventually become the sword of Roman imperialism after Rome became Christian.
Can you write more about this. I mean, do we even know if jesus existed? Was not all the apostles jews? old testament...jewish. new testament...jewish.


Bernd 09/05/2020 (Sat) 05:11:16 [Preview] No.39800 del
>>37867
>So Romans, yet again. In-fact, they were the ancestors of Augustus. Now you can trace that further, all the way to Troy and then to the Roman gods.


So basically it seems that the roman gods were demons that they were worshipping. I've been doing some reading and the pattern with greek mythology, egyptian and the roman is almost identical.

This is disturbing.

Rome I think was just the practical implement of greek philosophy and worldview. Almost feels like it was all rigged.


Bernd 09/05/2020 (Sat) 07:27:12 [Preview] No.39804 del
>>39800
>Roman gods were demons
That's what the Catholic church was pushing for 1000 years. Roman gods were more likely real people who were deified and worshipped. The whole Saturn myth with Jupiter castrating him is identical to Noah.



Bernd 06/03/2019 (Mon) 12:13:30 [Preview] No. 26858 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
if you upvote my thread good blessings and loving girlfriend will come to you


if you like my thread on facebook you will experience 5 months of good luck =)

it'll come to you ==))
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Bernd 02/23/2020 (Sun) 10:57:08 [Preview] No.34588 del
>>34572
>she doesn't reject me but she's not interested
>Btw we work together so we see each other almost every day

She is just unsure. Work relationships are also risky.

It doesn't mean that she is interested in relationship but afraid, nor that she just want to be "work friend". I guess she don't really know what she wants. We often think that people have some hidden plan, but really they don't.

Typical situation that may or may not result in something. Pretty bad if you are emotional, because it involves waiting.


Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 05:15:22 [Preview] No.34604 del
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>>34572
>>34572
She's young, all over the place and doesn't sound too serious, methinks. Maybe try asking yourself what exactly you want in a relationship first. If she doesn't fit in to your life, you're better off with someone who does.

>Btw we work together

Unless you plan on leaving your job soon DO NOT GO FORWARD WITH THIS Read what >>34588 says. This is more than likely to end badly for you. Work and relationships are best if kept separate. Really risky for you if things go sour between the two of you True story: already happened to me with a buxom, French looking, grey mouse a few years ago. Shit ended horribly between the two of us. Been there, done that. Best idea is to not do it at all. I'm warning you bernd


Also, no refunds. Sorry, you got what you asked for Poland :P


Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:33:50 [Preview] No.34611 del
>>34572
Obviously, act on your instincts, but... only read if you are not a paranoid self-conscious type: I would say she's not interested. She fancied a quick bydlo bang but now she is trying to friend zone you because you were nice to her. She can keep you around with the promise that one day she might notice you but she has no interest in relationships, only banging.

>>34588
>We often think that people have some hidden plan, but really they don't.
I think it only practical to never completely believe the words of a Jew or a woman, both lie as easily as you or I breathe. The only problem being, you will never know what was a lie or truth so your only choice is to act as if you trust them anyway. Best advice is to have as few of them in your life as you can.

I once knew of an arab (friend of a friend) who took three wives. He imagined three times the sex but it mentally scarred him having so many women. In the end he had to buy three houses, when one wife hurts his head too much he would go to the next house. The moral being, three women was three times the head trauma.


Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 17:10:13 [Preview] No.34625 del
>>34611
>friendzone
Reminds me. Being friends with a grill is highly misunderstood on the chans. Grills rarely fuck strangers just like that, they usually need a dating app, or some party with booze/drugs to do that. So in other circumstances, in the everyday life, they seek someone in their social circles whom they like for some reason, so being friend with them is one major way to get in their pants. Skirts. If one is seen by a grill as friend that bloke is thought to be a person whom that grill enjoys to be with. So a potential sex partner. But when a grill thinks as a friend of a dude, that dude shouldn't stay around waiting that maybe his turn comes next, that's the worst thing to do, either he has to make a move, or make friends with other grills (he should anyway) and make a move on another.


Bernd 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:18:04 [Preview] No.39782 del
Perhaps other bernds here would enjoy having a gf



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Virgin vs Chad Bernd 08/18/2020 (Tue) 18:40:51 [Preview] No. 39353 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's far from kc specific meme, but I see it here and there and it bugs me that people are missing the point that these supposed to be ironic. These morons just call - both on image or just in written form in their comments - their preference Chad and the opposing side Virgin. Probably they can't even grasp the concept of irony.
>hurr it's funny because of name calling
Retards.
The core of the joke comes from the swap between the obvious superior and inferior choices. This needs a healthy amount of self-irony, but worth it because in return it emphasizes the banality/absurdity/stupidity/etc of the inferior side by setting it up as if it were the better.
Instead of directly saying "that's stupid", "you are stupid", etc. it plays a jest which alleviates the harm that an insult would cause. I think it's a playful and lighthearted meme with still great potential I can't promise I could produce them on a BONG level, but an OC or two maybe I could squeeze out.
Note: there might be exceptions from the rule above, we'll see.

ITT post Virgin X vs Chad Y pics, requests, images that needs fixing, or your OC, Bernd. For the latter two preferably the captions to add and explanations as well.


Picrels: first two are templates, feel free to use them, last one my first attempt with this meme mayhaps will update it hence I insecurely named it v1.
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Bernd 09/02/2020 (Wed) 05:30:06 [Preview] No.39692 del
>>39690
>maybe slightly inaccurate
WHERE ARE THE HATS"????!!!!!! Glowing red would have been better, like on spartschan, but that needs extra CSS.
I love it, thank you.

>>39691
Well, we have you.


Bernd 09/02/2020 (Wed) 14:21:45 [Preview] No.39702 del
>>39690
kohlchan created based ghork


Bernd 09/02/2020 (Wed) 15:52:35 [Preview] No.39703 del
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>>39702
Nope. Don't confuse it with grug. Which is a 4chan meme anyway.


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>>39692
>WHERE ARE THE HATS"????!!!!!!

Damn. Fixed.


Bernd 09/03/2020 (Thu) 05:55:12 [Preview] No.39731 del
>>39716
Hah! Great! Thanks.

I might do an inverse of it for the fun.



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Movies, TV Shows Bernd 05/10/2018 (Thu) 17:44:54 [Preview] No. 16423 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These threads aren't successful but...
... I saw this show, watched twice. Bretty darn good. It's about the lost Franklin expedition to map the Northwestern Passage. Some mystery and supernatural was added but I believe their real story had to be a nightmare as well.
Highly recommended.
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Bernd 12/20/2019 (Fri) 17:20:24 [Preview] No.33250 del
>>33248
Was all right. The problem is that it just doesn't grab the attention that much. I'm curious about the second episode and we'll see.
>it's about Mexicans escaping to the USA and female empowerment
Weren't those that emphasized in the end, so I judged too soon too quick.


Bernd 12/21/2019 (Sat) 12:12:07 [Preview] No.33261 del
>>33250
I have to change my mind again. After watching EP 02, I can say it's about Mexican immigration and female empowerment.


Bernd 08/27/2020 (Thu) 17:26:03 [Preview] No.39540 del
bunp?


Bernd 08/27/2020 (Thu) 17:33:51 [Preview] No.39541 del
>>39540
We already use another one. This gonna reach 500 posts soon and gets autosaged.
Tho couple of interesting tidbits, might worth to preserve it for one more round.


Bernd 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:46:37 [Preview] No.39552 del
>>39541
>Tho couple of interesting tidbits, might worth to preserve it for one more round.


Hit ctrl + S for a copy of this thread and you're good fam



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Etymology thread Bernd 08/05/2020 (Wed) 17:42:24 [Preview] No. 39053 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post interesting things about etymology

In Turkish the father-in-law or mother-in-law of one's child is called dünür which derives from tengri (like tenger, denger, dengir, tanrı etc) (spelled with nasal n)

krgyz and uygurs call tengri kuday (might be derived persian hüda), they also call co-in-laws kuday.

I always thought it was interesting.

Also the word thor or donar might be derived from tengri
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Bernd 08/16/2020 (Sun) 08:21:12 [Preview] No.39318 del
Amerikáner is a hand-cranked drill, usually with a "transmission", some with two gears. Also called furdancs (from the verb fúr = bore/drill). From the -er one can easily tell Amerikáner is a word of German origin, and it means "American". After short consulting with German Wikipedia, I could not find this expression there, just Bohrkurbel or Brustleier.
What is so American about this machinery? I've no idea. Even electric drill is an invention of the (late) 19th century - and it comes from Australia. There must be something in the system how it works that compelled craftsmen to call it like that, lots of craftsmen here were German in origin I suspect it was in their slang.


Bernd 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:58:47 [Preview] No.39433 del
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Let's jump back to the river toponyms for a bit. Recently I dived into a book of Hóman Bálint, a historian who served as a Minister of Religion and Education for about nine years in the interwar and WWII era. This book offers a bit of addition to the various versions of the Don.
Dnieper = Dana-per = "rear river"
Dniester = Dana-ster = "first river" or "near river"

Maybe we could take a look at the Greek names
Don = Tanais - a Greekified form of its local name; Plutarch (or someone else using his name) called it Amazon river or Amazonian.
Dnieper = Borysthenes - the Internet Encyclopedia of Ukraine says the name has local origin, and not Greek
Dniester = Tyras - also a Greekified name of Scythian origin, tura supposedly means "rapid"
Danube = Istros - in Latin: Ister; again local in origin, supposedly the Thracian word means "rapid" again.
Thracians also called the Dniester Istros/Ister, and its name is a combination of Don + Ister. I know this seemingly contradicts the first statement but these are just a bunch of speculations. It could be Ister also means "first" in Scythian. Or whatever.
These Greek names also identified cities as well, which laid about the mouth of those rivers.
Note: close to the city called Istria, there's a small river with the same name, flowing into the Lake Istria. Today a Romanian village lays nearby, called Istria.


Bernd 08/25/2020 (Tue) 02:55:28 [Preview] No.39480 del
Several places got snow last week, temperatures dropped as low as -8,6ºC.


Bernd 08/25/2020 (Tue) 03:05:34 [Preview] No.39481 del
Wrong thread.
The funniest-sounding city name I have found is Jijoca de Jericoacoara but sadly it has a straightforward Tupi composition: ji (frog) + oca (home) + yurucuá (turtle) + coara (nest). Judging from the "and" in the middle one might be a qualifier from the other. Or is it a frog home belonging/within the turtle's nest?


Bernd 08/25/2020 (Tue) 05:30:39 [Preview] No.39485 del
>>39481
Sometimes we call turtles teknősbéka which is turtle + frog.



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Gondola thread Bernd 08/05/2020 (Wed) 18:08:47 [Preview] No. 39054 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Gondola is the last meme that ratified by peoples of ylilauta, bogdanoff brothers, lola&claire and it deserves to be posted more often, after gondola era, memes become more and more obnoxious.

It's one of the most bernd firendly meme imo
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Bernd 08/19/2020 (Wed) 15:27:45 [Preview] No.39363 del
Freshly stolen from /b/.


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fug :-D


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>>39367
They're on to you bernd

>>39347
I shall write a guide for this soon tbh


Bernd 08/20/2020 (Thu) 07:04:40 [Preview] No.39385 del
>>39370
>They're on to you bernd
I'm afraid so.
>I shall write a guide for this soon tbh
I used this:
ffmpeg -i [input file name] -c:v libvpx-vp9 -crf 10 -c:a libvorbis [output file name]


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Bernd 08/11/2020 (Tue) 15:02:46 [Preview] No. 39197 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
In 1917 they say right, the, the great Pandemic, eh, certainly was, eh. A terrible thing where they lost anywhere from fifty to a hundred million people. Probably ended the second world war.
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Bernd 08/11/2020 (Tue) 15:15:37 [Preview] No.39199 del
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>>39198
Then how did the war end?


Bernd 08/11/2020 (Tue) 15:25:18 [Preview] No.39200 del
>>39199
The Central Powers signed armistices. Were they influenced by a non-existent pandemic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armistice_of_11_November_1918
This is a completely mainstream Wikipedia article and I see no mention of any Spanish flu that led to the armistice being signed.
https://www.pri.org/stories/2019-01-02/how-spanish-flu-could-have-changed-1919s-paris-peace-talks
>Wilson wasn’t the same man. He tired easily and quickly lost focus and patience. He seemed paranoid, worried about being spied upon by housemaids. He achieved some of his specific goals but was unable or unwilling to articulate a broader vision for a better world.
>Back in the U.S. that fall, Wilson suffered a major stroke just as opposition to the treaty by isolationist senators gained steam. He died four years later, his vision of a strong League of Nations hampered by the absence of his own country.
Based on no evidence, sounds nothing like the non-existent Spanish flu.


Bernd 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:42:42 [Preview] No.39213 del
>>39200
I know I know, it was something the American president said.


Bernd 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:28:50 [Preview] No.39259 del
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Hmmm. Interesting music.

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Bernd 08/14/2020 (Fri) 18:32:49 [Preview] No.39268 del
>>39199
They stopped fighting.

>>39200
It played a part in the wartime exhaustion. Just having the sniffles drops people's performance.
Also it is acknowledged superinfection killed most people not the flu itself. So were they victim of the flu, or the superinfection they suffered from? They had a compromised immune system to begin with, bad hygiene and malnourishment both in the trenches and back at home tired out people which allowed infection of all kinds. The flu itself was more aggressive tho, we know from the example from countries not at war, like Spain.