I want to buy some land in the country and build a house with strong walls and good vantage points and fields of fire. Preferably with numerous rooms and maids. Also it has to be able to provide power for itself, to have blacksmithing facilities and a metal lathe with maids that know how to use these things. Preferably the house will be located close to strategic resources but otherwise I will just have to keep in mind where they are for later. Also it has to have horses and cows and be close to a forest. Also an armoury filled with weapons.

Once society collapses I will arm the maids and we will search for survivors to press-gang into the service my duchy, the maids will act as officers and the serfs will be allocated to them. One maid is going to have to be responsible for having her peasants cut down the forest to build houses and such for the city that will be built around my house. Other maids will be given military commands and patrol my area for intruders, if food production allows they will be press-ganged otherwise they will be shot. From there they will be send to secure strategic resource and build outposts at these locations and to secure lines of communication to the capital. After the strategic locations are secured farming outposts will be built to increase food production and thus potential population, all the while the outposts will extend my realm. I don't think we have fuel nearby so I have to rely horses for cavalry and logistics. The metal working facilities will be important for producing and maintaining arms, potassium and other resources will need to be secured to produce gunpowder(or black powder if things are desperate), the forest will be important for paper production as well(to issue orders with and to record things). Metal working facilities will also be needed to produce coins, the coins will be backed by the grain reserves of the state and will become the only reliable currency(as no sate will exist to back the currencies of other realms). Thus my currency will be the dominant currency of the world and all trade will be centred around my realm. As we expand we will tear down the ugly suburban houses to replace them with attractive ones, we will also remove all gumtrees and genocide marsupials(as well as ugly people and people that I don't like). Once oil is secured expansion will be rapid, we will be able to build cars, planes and ships to expand to all points of the world. The various conquered lands will be awarded to the most loyal maids to administrate and the maids are not allowed to have children, my own children will be the only blood line permitted amongst the aristocracy so until that dynasty is created the land that the maids control will have t be inherited by other maids.

This is my doomsday plan, I just need to get the land first.

>>42560
There was an initiative in Russia, you could buy land very cheap in the far east or in Siberia somewhere, in return you had to live there for X years and develop it. I dunno if it's still going on, but that might be for you. You have to wait with the butchering of the marsupials, there are very little around there.

>>42564
I probably would not live there, it's full of Russians and I would have to learn their barbarous language.

One can find cheap land in the English speaking world, Tasmania is quite sparely populated, they have about 500,000 people there for an island the size and fertility of England. New Zealand's South Island is even larger but with 1 million people. I actually would not mind living in new Zealand, apparently quite a few rich people build doomsday houses there as well.

>>42573
Goats and sheep are not actually a problem(provided you are not squeamish), my uncle raises sheep and goats in the fields of various relatives and butchers them himself(complete with ye old throat cutting method). It's still a skill to learn though but then even skinning rabbits is. Raising rabbits for meat probably would not be a bad idea, kind of like chickens but one would get bored of chicken all the time(could probably use them to make hats from as well).

I always thought it was the Hungarian fellow. Well...

Hail Hans!

>>41906
Krautchan had a bunch of bunkers all over the place, boards but even whole chans.
The whole thing started in 2016 August when Krautchan went down for like two weeks. Bernds spread everywhere, we (as in the hardcore of /kc/) grew out from the leftovers of the refugees in the bunker on 8chan. While we were there someone here on End - which was little more than half year old chan back then - created /kc/ around the same time (2016 August).
So while Krautchan was working again in August, we stayed on 8/kc and did our thing. But eventually we had to move from there in 2017 March, and this board here was claimable and desolated. BO claimed it and we moved in, and put to good use.
Coincidentally 3 days later Krautchan went down for liek two weeks again. Sometimes after that a German bloke appeared saying this is his board. He stopped with this quickly, probably went back to Kraut forgetting this place once more.
And oops he did it again.

>>41888
please save us from this violent tyranny

>>42288
He's okay. Really

>t. End/kc/ pro

>>41637
>There are theories that druids (at least Britain ones) were originally from pre-celtic cultures, and their tradition just remained when Celts come to islands.

from what I know most if not all information about druids is from romans specifically ceasar

>>41642
If we are talking about written sources, sure. I'm sure by now archaeology separated artefacts and remains tied to druidic religious practices.

>>41631
>werent druids celts
And from Ireland?

>>41638
>We already gassed the druids and not soon enough in my opinion.

What was that one chapter in Berserk that had druids featured in it? Showed them doing some nasty things with a tree IIRC

>>41647
I never read Berserk, I tried watching the new anime but it was all 3DCGI and looked awful, I might read it at some point.

>>41662
It good. Art is really detailed and story very engrossing and engaging. I got that one chapter that just boiled down to "Jesus badz" and then I stopped reading it. Because forget it

>>41451
I cannot open a window or door without them trying to push in, I constantly have to shew them out. True, I am happy they are taking care of rat problems but their shit is smelly.

>>41454
Must be lots of cats around. Or maybe the old bloke made them got used to visit him.
Yeah cat turd smells bad. Do not step in it.

This thread is autosäging. We should use the "Casual talk" thread but I'm gettin 404 when I try to open it. Asked Odili to restore.

>>41454
I'm not sure how to teach them not to enter, just roam around the house. Negative feedback can be used to teach them not to do things, but that selective angle (do this but not that) makes it difficult.

The thread is nice, but it is currently on autosage mode now. Gonna need a new one for bernds here

>>41270
I've gained some weight from staying inside and job searching, so I dunno if I can.

>>41459
Yes, we should use the Casual talk thread as above mentioned, but still 404, hopefully it will be fixed soon.

Well the more reason to do exercises. And try controlling your urges man.

>>41414
Well, it was only meant as a little bit of fun, after all this time the zip will be anticlimactic. The pw is ka^se^

>>41421
Well it seems I don't have. Also never watched Rick and Morty.

Also I might seem blunt now, I'm just tired and impatient.

>>41429
>impatient
LMAO. It's been a year. I don't think even the saints had indefinite patience.
The Rick and Morty thing was more of a gag, because it's a show for super intelligent people.

>>41442
Not because of the unsolved mystery.

>>41260
Cthulhoo is cute.
Wouldn't that big lobster crushed tho?

Also the vast majority of caves are unexplored as well. Not sure where I read it.

>>41240
>>41260
I kind of prefer a fat Cthulhu over the musclebound, almost superheroic-looking version we get nowadays. Looks more alien that way.

>>41359
I've a pal who looks like fat Cthulhu. With tiny eyes and beard and fat.

I prefer to think of all such somewhat-anthropomorphic depictions as only symbolic and representational, as Lovecraft himself indicates, the octopus-dragon-squid Thing itself hardly describable with accuracy by human minds.

The bas-relief was a rough rectangle less than an inch thick and about five by six inches in area; obviously of modern origin. [...] Above these apparent hieroglyphics was a figure of evident pictorial intent, though its impressionistic execution forbade a very clear idea of its nature. It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

[...]

The figure, which was finally passed slowly from man to man for close and careful study, was between seven and eight inches in height, and of exquisitely artistic workmanship. It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence, and squatted evilly on a rectangular block or pedestal covered with undecipherable characters. The tips of the wings touched the back edge of the block, the seat occupied the centre, whilst the long, curved claws of the doubled-up, crouching hind legs gripped the front edge and extended a quarter of the way down toward the bottom of the pedestal. The cephalopod head was bent forward, so that the ends of the facial feelers brushed the backs of huge fore paws which clasped the croucher's elevated knees.

[...]

The Thing cannot be described--there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.

[...]

Then, bolder than the storied Cyclops, great Cthulhu slid greasily into the water and began to pursue with vast wave-raising strokes of cosmic potency.

>>41424
Lovecraft writing style is very mechanical. He gives precise descriptions of everything, but fails at the emotional impressions people suffer at the sights of these unspeakable horrors. He's a prime autist.

>>39728
Bernds are not satanists. Stop this now.

>>39728
This is so lame

Have you guys heard about these two countries? Brighton must be a Sub-Saharan African, Southampton probably is somewhere around Morocco.