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Blogspot thred Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 14:02:19 [Preview] No. 15577 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The boiling meat burned itself
I'm not happy of the results. Now the house smells like shit and the meat will be given to the dogs.
Good thing is, when going to the meatshop to buy steaks (because the thing that was boiling got its water evaporated), my complete overboard thinking on the ruined meal allowed me to talk to a nice looking girl.
But still, the meat is completely ruined. My mother was supposed to eat that.
Talk here about ocurrances in your life, good, bad and memetic
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Bernd 12/09/2020 (Wed) 18:18:28 [Preview] No.41454 del
I cannot open a window or door without them trying to push in, I constantly have to shew them out. True, I am happy they are taking care of rat problems but their shit is smelly.

Bernd 12/09/2020 (Wed) 18:31:56 [Preview] No.41455 del
Must be lots of cats around. Or maybe the old bloke made them got used to visit him.
Yeah cat turd smells bad. Do not step in it.

This thread is autosäging. We should use the "Casual talk" thread but I'm gettin 404 when I try to open it. Asked Odili to restore.

Bernd 12/09/2020 (Wed) 18:33:36 [Preview] No.41456 del
I'm not sure how to teach them not to enter, just roam around the house. Negative feedback can be used to teach them not to do things, but that selective angle (do this but not that) makes it difficult.

Bernd 12/10/2020 (Thu) 00:24:39 [Preview] No.41459 del
The thread is nice, but it is currently on autosage mode now. Gonna need a new one for bernds here

I've gained some weight from staying inside and job searching, so I dunno if I can.

Bernd 12/11/2020 (Fri) 13:14:45 [Preview] No.41480 del
Yes, we should use the Casual talk thread as above mentioned, but still 404, hopefully it will be fixed soon.

Well the more reason to do exercises. And try controlling your urges man.

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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 14:40:07 [Preview] No. 32352 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:01:48 [Preview] No.41421 del
Well, it was only meant as a little bit of fun, after all this time the zip will be anticlimactic. The pw is ka^se^

Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:17:17 [Preview] No.41425 del
Well it seems I don't have. Also never watched Rick and Morty.

Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:41:29 [Preview] No.41429 del
Also I might seem blunt now, I'm just tired and impatient.

Bernd 12/09/2020 (Wed) 09:28:18 [Preview] No.41442 del
LMAO. It's been a year. I don't think even the saints had indefinite patience.
The Rick and Morty thing was more of a gag, because it's a show for super intelligent people.

Bernd 12/09/2020 (Wed) 16:48:17 [Preview] No.41449 del
Not because of the unsolved mystery.

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Bernd 06/24/2020 (Wed) 13:35:09 [Preview] No. 38057 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
At present the world lacks a place for valiant souls. Is this a realm of hell to exile valiant souls to then? So that they must be tormented in meaninglessness, unable to follow the path of the warrior. Or rather is this a world where there are no valiant souls to have a place to begin with?
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Bernd 12/02/2020 (Wed) 17:59:39 [Preview] No.41278 del
Cthulhoo is cute.
Wouldn't that big lobster crushed tho?

Also the vast majority of caves are unexplored as well. Not sure where I read it.

Bernd 12/06/2020 (Sun) 14:59:27 [Preview] No.41359 del
I kind of prefer a fat Cthulhu over the musclebound, almost superheroic-looking version we get nowadays. Looks more alien that way.

Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:10:52 [Preview] No.41423 del
I've a pal who looks like fat Cthulhu. With tiny eyes and beard and fat.

Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:16:36 [Preview] No.41424 del
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I prefer to think of all such somewhat-anthropomorphic depictions as only symbolic and representational, as Lovecraft himself indicates, the octopus-dragon-squid Thing itself hardly describable with accuracy by human minds.
The bas-relief was a rough rectangle less than an inch thick and about five by six inches in area; obviously of modern origin. [...] Above these apparent hieroglyphics was a figure of evident pictorial intent, though its impressionistic execution forbade a very clear idea of its nature. It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

The figure, which was finally passed slowly from man to man for close and careful study, was between seven and eight inches in height, and of exquisitely artistic workmanship. It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence, and squatted evilly on a rectangular block or pedestal covered with undecipherable characters. The tips of the wings touched the back edge of the block, the seat occupied the centre, whilst the long, curved claws of the doubled-up, crouching hind legs gripped the front edge and extended a quarter of the way down toward the bottom of the pedestal. The cephalopod head was bent forward, so that the ends of the facial feelers brushed the backs of huge fore paws which clasped the croucher's elevated knees.
The Thing cannot be described--there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.
Then, bolder than the storied Cyclops, great Cthulhu slid greasily into the water and began to pursue with vast wave-raising strokes of cosmic potency.

Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 18:31:37 [Preview] No.41426 del
Lovecraft writing style is very mechanical. He gives precise descriptions of everything, but fails at the emotional impressions people suffer at the sights of these unspeakable horrors. He's a prime autist.

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casual talk threda Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 20:23:45 [Preview] No. 36100 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what's on your mind
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Bernd 09/03/2020 (Thu) 04:21:48 [Preview] No.39729 del
Bernds are not satanists. Stop this now.

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>dank You Lord for Sowtan

sage Bernd 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:09:28 [Preview] No.39778 del
This is so lame

Bernd 12/07/2020 (Mon) 21:03:10 [Preview] No.41396 del
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Have you guys heard about these two countries? Brighton must be a Sub-Saharan African, Southampton probably is somewhere around Morocco.

Neandertals rule the world Bernd 11/20/2020 (Fri) 02:07:35 [Preview] No. 41080 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I watched this stuff a few years ago. some of it is fascinating but most of it is just nuts. Still I think it would interest perhaps a few bernds.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BJeg0zeoums [Embed]

I like this video most, its kind of like an unintentional asmr with the rain falling.
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Bernd 11/27/2020 (Fri) 18:50:57 [Preview] No.41213 del
Those reconstructions have to be taken with a hint of salt tho.
>more sophisticated
Their tools were more crude. Well what we know about, stone tools. Large shortcoming of archaeology that only in special circumstances preserve organic remains. Certain building materials can disappear too (eg. adobe).

Bernd 11/29/2020 (Sun) 14:31:07 [Preview] No.41227 del
>The possibility of using the biomass of animals that died naturally or were killed by predators for food was provided by a tough instinct that did not allow him to kill anyone.
This sounds familiar.
Since it's not the actual work of Porshnev it's little short on actual data (for example up to the 6th page - where I am now at the moment - zoological data is frequently referred to, but it isn't really there to know what is that data), and more on opinions, but an interesting read nevertheless. Now I have a little time, but not sure if I'm gonna finish, some stuff to do before it gets dark outside.

Bernd 11/29/2020 (Sun) 17:17:57 [Preview] No.41231 del
good text im reading it

Bernd 11/29/2020 (Sun) 19:12:05 [Preview] No.41232 del
Read some of that google translated article but haven't reached much further. Some articles about primates and how they perceive death, some observed behaviour; posting it since they are related to the early humans and their possible cannibalistic tendencies (in the article about Porshnev's work it's part of the scavenging habits of theirs).
So while it is known that primates sometimes consume deceased adolescent specimens, but it seems it depends more on circumstances. Furthermore they differentiate between the ones belong to their own group, and outsiders. And even outsiders aren't necessarily considered as a food source (the gorillas - the examples of the second article - are largely herbivores).
And one about Neanderthals and nidal and their burials, and possible burials.

The whole thing made me think if the notion that death is sleep roots in some taboo that we shouldn't eat the dead belonged to our group. "Stop my son, don't chew on grampa's toe, he is just sleeping!"

Bernd 12/05/2020 (Sat) 15:39:10 [Preview] No.41341 del
Made a pdf from the Google translation.

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Communitarianism Bernd 07/23/2020 (Thu) 06:37:16 [Preview] No. 38756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to have a thread about Communitarianism.

What is Communitarianism?


Monopolistic-Crony CAPITALISM-Corporatism-Mercantilism



Judaic-Talmudic COMMUNISM-Cultural Marxism-Kabbalism



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Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 00:22:13 [Preview] No.41146 del
>Is that really a prison?
>Without noticing and knowing the difference between being in the prison and not it would lose the meaning.
For you, and other prisoners. I presume that was the point: you won't even think about getting out if don't know you are in. And obviously Sweden implies that not everyone is a prisoner! So there are still those who can tell the difference, the jailers themselves for one.

Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 02:56:26 [Preview] No.41149 del

the panopticon is a good example I think.

"the fact that the inmates cannot know when they are being watched means that they are motivated to act as though they are being watched at all times. Thus, the inmates are effectively compelled to regulate their own behaviour."

read the wiki page attila

Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 04:09:18 [Preview] No.41150 del
No, that's different. Knowing there is a panopticon already tells you that you are a (kind of) prisoner.

Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 18:58:38 [Preview] No.41158 del
The whole idea behind prison is to give feedback to the prisoner that he was a very bad guy. Crime and punishment.
A person can be captive without being in a prison, slavery is a good example for that. And maybe I would rather use that term for what Swebernd suggested.

They know where they are tho. Well, what he said: >>41150

Bernd 12/05/2020 (Sat) 09:37:35 [Preview] No.41321 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAgE1UnqTTw [Embed]

Good video of what communitarianism is

I liked larks description too, its tyranny with a smiley face :)

Bernd 12/01/2020 (Tue) 09:56:26 [Preview] No. 41243 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you know that Herod the Great was actually an Arab? He wasn’t even allowed to enter the temple he build.
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Bernd 12/02/2020 (Wed) 06:40:29 [Preview] No.41272 del
They hoped to heal. Also they probably begged for alms.

Gonna check it out.

>is that the same herod
Will depend on the timeline

Try Caligula. :^) Maybe Life of Blian.
Read Josephus. It's basically the Old Testament and then some. I remember something about the Jewish guerillas (sicarios), turns out Life of Blian is historically very accurate in the question.

Bernd 12/02/2020 (Wed) 18:53:19 [Preview] No.41279 del
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>Try Caligula
>is a 1979 erotic historical drama
I want a movie without sex please.

Bernd 12/02/2020 (Wed) 18:57:15 [Preview] No.41280 del
What's the point of sex scenes in movies anyway?

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Bernd 12/02/2020 (Wed) 19:15:00 [Preview] No.41284 del
That depends. In Caligula, that's the main plot, me thinks.
Maybe it caters to the voyeuristic nature of people, and/or maybe movie makers exploit this curiosity.
This might be related to the gossipy nature as well. People like to know stuff about other people, and talk about these stuff. And they would gossip about everything they saw or heard, all the aspects of others' life. Sex is part of that.
And while we at life and what it covers, artists deal in the aspects of life, especially with those which involve emotion and/or desire, and a subset of this is sex.
As previous commenter above somewhere said, you can jump over those, fast forward and that's it.

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Thoughts on The Existence of The Multiverse Bernd 11/26/2020 (Thu) 01:02:57 [Preview] No. 41175 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>I've been sitting on this idea for a while, and I wanted to see what other people thought about it.

We know that space is constantly expanding in every direction. We also know that the universe contains reality itself, along with time and space. Then, technically, wouldn't time and space be expanding as well? If it is, then reality would be expanding infinitely along with time and space, creating alternate universes and realities in its wake.

This made sense in my autistic brain, and I just wanted to see if it made sense to anyone else.
(This is my first time posting on endchan, so please let me know if this was posted on the wrong board.)

Bernd 11/26/2020 (Thu) 01:24:35 [Preview] No.41176 del
jews are evil in every time line anon.

Bernd 11/26/2020 (Thu) 06:37:08 [Preview] No.41178 del
>I've been sitting on this idea for a while
uncomfortable, wasn't it? i recommend you clean your behind next time you poop one of these

THE NEWS Bernd 06/30/2019 (Sun) 11:52:12 [Preview] No. 27730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old one reached pmub limit.

Btw old. Instead of some news here's some olds, a bunch of photos found by a dumpster in BP - they were digitalized and uploaded to Fortepan (http://fortepan.hu/) I already mentioned in previous news threads.
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Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 14:45:36 [Preview] No.41154 del
>When Erdogan was friends with gülenists and PKK international media didn't care much about him, but then he switched gülenists for the military, as a prerequisite ditching PKK
Correct, it's just he didn't switch for lulz, something forced his hand, we can't know what exactly.

Something to add here not all more western leaning military are gulenists, it's just gülenists caused leakage of state secrets to USA. All military agents has been compromised.

>. As the military is less favorable to Western aims his international image was tarnished. Now he's drifting back towards PKK and away from the military, because of this his image improves.

> And will his stance towards gülenists change?
Has to be. IF he pulls it of sucessfully.

> Where is his powerbase if he drifts away from the military?
That's the problem, end of the road.. If he tries to purge military to put back gülenists again well, gülenists are not in military position to pull of such purge anymore.

This last siutation we talk about kind of makes it complicated.

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Bernd 11/24/2020 (Tue) 18:07:49 [Preview] No.41157 del
>busy lately but I will write
That's ok. Take your time.

Bernd 12/20/2020 (Sun) 11:26:38 [Preview] No.41691 del
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An American backed, Gladio-cultivated group inserted during the 80's coup as a fundamentalist religious cult neck deep in espionage, crime, assassination, extortion, terrorism, coup, social engineering and ideological indoctrination. Their ties with CIA has long been proven, if not explicitly disclosed by the USA itself.

This is the group that have been working tooth and nail to bring down the secular republic, the very foundation of Turkey. Republicanism in Turkey is not a political perspective, it's one of the main bodies of how the state works. Gulenists have been working for decades to bring down that pillar. Not only they are against the main existence of Turkey itself, but they act as pawns of the US. They remove their opponents, extort large business owners, get paid from very dark sources, insert their people into everywhere, from American colleges to Turkish state institutions. Lately I even heard about them having part in recruiting to isis.

When I say assassination I'm not exaggerating. The word itself is probably too light to describe the violent ways they use to get rid of journalists and political figures that often brought out their crap into the public. They also had a play in the assassination of the military researchers/engineers that take place in Turkey frequently, much like the assassination of Iranian scientists. They can hide themselves as anything, from progressive islamists to Turkish nationalists. In truth they serve to nothing but global neoliberalism and their own inner monstrosities.

They mostly based upon "moderate islam though" Moderate enough to be consumarist, pro-american laptog, islamist enough to be jihadi pawns of USA. Before AKP they were infiltrating, after AKP they were specifically placed in bureucracy. Under no circumstances assume these people have any kind of patriotism, they don't they only serve themselves to suceed they serve USA.

AKP: Erdogs party. They started their journey with liboş (Turkish liberashkas, "colonial elite" people) and "moderate islamist" gülenists. They were massively pro PKK, they even called their dead equal with Turkish martryrs. The only reason why the military didn't fuck them over with coup d'etad is general staff was secretly gülenist. It was one of the reasons why the military failed to counter PKK. Because of the "don't shoot if they don't shoot against you". Many of independent sources confirm this. Eventually AKP strenghten their pro-PKK positing due to consistent and intentional military failures, with the "don't let mothers cry anymore" rhetoric. While all of these were happening, the west celebrating our democracy while our constitution were repedeatly raped.

TSK: Turkish military forces. Elite of the elites of the republic. Every state that it worths their salt has a deep state that keeps the state together, in Russia it's the intelligence, in Turkey it's the military. TSK have legal status and responsibility to protect the constitution, because common rabble won't you can trust me on that. So coups are actually LEGAL.

With Ergenekon and Balyoz kangoroo courts, the military purged worse than what happened in france during french revolution. Especially navy forces got hit so bad. It was one of the reasons why Greece so easily working on their ways to de-facto blockade us from the medditerranean and create national threat against us thanks to traitors amongst us.

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Bernd 12/20/2020 (Sun) 11:28:32 [Preview] No.41692 del

TSK is stauncly kemalists and they are the only institution that they got it right. They have pro-NATO and eurasianist officers but none of them are eager to leave NATO, it's not about liking Russia or anything like that it's just pragmatism, in 90's we had military with eurasianist tendency. Needless to say USA didn't like it when we fucked over PKK and make Abdullah Öcalan talk like a bitch. They stopped disliking our military after Iraq invasion, they started to vehemently hate it.

USA don't want us allies they want us as dominions that is checked with other dominions such as kurdistan. So of course they bitch about muh genocide even when our "invasions" are very gentle on civilian deaths. According to treaty of Laussane and international laws we have right to intervene when a non state actors (such as terrorists) run amok in next to our borders.

CHP: Atatürk's party but not so much nowadays. There are pro-PKK CIA assets in the party the most notable one is TR705. After 2010's head of CHP Deniz Baykal has forced to resign becuse he was banging a female parliment member and gülenists taped it. They replaced him with a "social democrat guy". Every secularists that has 3 digit IQ knows we are nothing without military because we're something like Ashkenazi Jews in germany(hence the "white Turks" term), without military we have no hard power so we can be easily opressed. But of course this massive retard claims they come with vote and will go with vote, he doesnt even mention about our constitution getting raped. Appereantly our constitution is there for shits and gigles and people can do everything with votes.

The parties are in Turkey are not elected by popular vote but with delagtes. Since the delagtes are alevis from Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu's hometown, they mindlessly elect him despite consistent epic fails. The guy image amongst people, even amongst CHP voters is a fucking joke.
Before AKP most of our people were secular, islamist parties at best getting %15-20 of the votes. But CHP's weak attitude and letting secularists stuck in Thrace and coastal region is the thing that let AKP stays in power. CHP especially after 2010's intentionally tried to portray Atatürk as quasi libleft figure, as you can guess most people get Atatürk wrong, CHP's voterbase amongst anatolia has been diminished because of this. In 2018 presidental elections Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu most likely betrayed Muharrem İnce, there was massive fraud going on and the guy claims the party intentionally didn't place inspectors on voting boxes.

If you don't have balls you don't get votes from outside of the coasts. Compromising in Anatolia don't work. We have autocratic mentality, these retards are disconnected from reality.

MHP: Their predecessor has been created because CHP has been deviate from nationalism and Ataturk's ideals. This what Alparslan Türkeş claims, de-facto the founder of MHP. They are islamo-turkists, even though religion and nation still clashes in this nation, so being nationalist and conservative is not a realistic option here, you'll eventually disregard one of them. But of course MHP begs to differ.

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Bernd 12/20/2020 (Sun) 11:29:20 [Preview] No.41693 del
Vatan Partisi: They got %0.22 of votes but why it is important? Because head of the party is an old KGB asset. He used to be communists but since communism is kys'd and eurasianism and EU sceptism is main ideology of Russia, he supports them. he guy used to get support of military staff that got purged with kangoroo courts but his support is kind of diminished. Massive eurasianists, openly calling to leave NATO. Despite they have meagre votes, they casually go meetings with Russia and China.
They are so eurasianists they call Uyghur Turks as terrorists and think CCP is right about them.

HDP: Pro-PKK party and don't even hide it. The only reason why they are not shut down because erdoğan scares half of the voterbase votes for CHP. They got higher votes for targeting hippie, left-liberals before that the predecessor party got %5 so they couldn't enter the parliment. Used to be Erdoğans best buddies.

İYİP: It was created as progressive MHP (dont take the word progressive as pidor WECTern word) then eventually turned into centre right since they purged elite ex military nationalists. It is rumored to become gülenist haven, but since peoples eyes have blinded by erdoğan hatred they usually disregard anything that comes from the other side.

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Markets/Economy thread Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:56:17 [Preview] No. 36092 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The oil price right now is in the negative holy shit.
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Bernd 11/20/2020 (Fri) 01:47:32 [Preview] No.41078 del
is he also investing in eastern poland

Bernd 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:46:08 [Preview] No.41081 del
Never tried stock market so I dunno. The last football manager I played with is from about 1999-2005 not sure which season, might have lotta things changed. I can't really see how those things could be applied to stock market. Sure player prices change but does that enough of a parallel?
You can ask your friend to explain.

Bernd 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:31:39 [Preview] No.41092 del
I'm an amateur and have never played Football manager games either so take what I say with a grain of salt but anyway.

I guess it depends because there are two aspects to the stock market that sometimes overlap but not always. You have the real world company and it's operations and you have patterns on the share market. Many traders don't need to know about a company at all, they just look at patterns and act on those, this is particularly common for day traders and to some extend swing traders, day traders just check what shares are moving the most in the morning and then stare at a screen for hours watching for movements of the share price and when they expect the share is about to move in a certain direction based on patterns, swing trading is like this but has more of a basis in the real world as it's not just happening over one morning so can be impacted by global events. A game like football manager might have similar patterns and strategies that might help with this.

The other aspect is the real world company itself, and that takes much more research and knowledge about the global economy and the company itself but this is more for long term investment or for spotting opportunities to invest in a company that is cheap now but about to explode.

Bernd 11/21/2020 (Sat) 16:48:28 [Preview] No.41103 del
Technicallies? Maybes? I mean, stocks are mostly random, like football teams. idk

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Seeing this thread made me regret not investing in crypto when the prices were down in the first half of the year. Genuinely feels like a missed opportunity and lost money tbh