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Bernd 07/01/2020 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No. 38255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>yes I'm well versed in industrial capacity of Ottoman Empire during ww1, how did you know?
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Bernd 07/17/2020 (Fri) 04:06:58 [Preview] No.38646 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HGKrKJ1iKtg [Embed]

really makes you think


Bernd 07/17/2020 (Fri) 05:18:11 [Preview] No.38648 del
>>38646
One pasha of Buda had a thing for wine. But since it's haram he had to sneak out from the castle and visit wineries in secret. On one occasion he found such a good drinking buddy, that he made a blood-pact with him, forming a brotherhood. The Hungarian didn't know whom he made the blood-pact since the pasha was incognito. I'm sure there's a story following, that the guy finally called on a favor (or vice versa) but I don't know about that.


Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.48675 del
>>38648
Do you have a link for the story bernd?


Bernd 10/05/2022 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.48909 del
>>38648
Have not looked it up yet. I'm not sure I'll to be honest.

But here's another thing. Not entirely related to the Ottos.
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=UZ7KN3-RlQ0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UZ7KN3-RlQ0 [Embed]
So this Jew is talking about the Solomon temple and its lost treasures.
When I saw this first time, I had an opinion about this. The place was ransacked and destroyed a couple of times, rebuilt, used, refilled, and as this guy says it wasn't anything that could rival the temples of the surrounding large empires. Egypt, and the Mesopotamian civilizations and then Anatolia, the Hittites were immensely rich in those times, building wonders, amassing wealth. They frequently clashed in the border region which was the Levant, with the Jewish tribes and other tiny states populating it. Eventually the nth original temple was destroyed and the Jews brought to captivity. There they met these civilizations up close, personally, and they lived there for generations. They saw those temples there, but noone remembered their own as the first generations died, the tales remained, and the viewpoints of the first captives, who probably spoke scornfully about the temples of those nations. So the coming generations inherited this view but only knew the riches and looks of these temples, so they dreamt their own more lavish and rich, filled with treasures and exotic stuff. And well where could all the treasures disappear? They were hidden ofc.


Bernd 10/05/2022 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.48910 del
>>48909
I had another thought, and I watched again. This bloke also has that Shatner-esque pauses what Paul Harrell has. Kinda. This isn't the other thought, but this:
In the ancient civilizations the temple was the center of the economy, in fact in Hungarian we call it temple economy because of this (and also palace economy, how the English calls it too). The main settlement had the temple with the scribes who doubled as priests, or the priests who doubled as scribes. They did the administration of the state, they were the ruling class basically. The surrounding lands were dotted with smaller settlements with specialized functions. Fishing villages, orchards, quarries, farms, mines... they produced food, pottery, building materials, tools, weapons, etc. and the products were sent to the central temple where they made an inventory and decided about the use of the stock they amassed. Some sent back to the villages for consumption, the others they used in communal building projects and such, and ofc the priesthood lived lavishly from what they kept.
And this Jewish myth about the treasures of the temple, seem to reflect this type of economic organization. Besides the rabbis and their tribe had an exceptional place in Jewish society.



ITT we post threads Bernd 04/16/2020 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No. 35963 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can be from any imageboard.
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Bernd 04/17/2020 (Fri) 14:47:17 [Preview] No.35995 del
>>35967
Do people still go to 4chan nowadays?


Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 05:52:25 [Preview] No.36164 del
>AN EIGHTH


Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 06:54:42 [Preview] No.36165 del
>>36164
>common core in action


Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:39:59 [Preview] No.36180 del
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/int/ is the only board that I'm still missing now, after I got banned years ago


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Gondola thread Bernd 08/05/2020 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No. 39054 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Gondola is the last meme that ratified by peoples of ylilauta, bogdanoff brothers, lola&claire and it deserves to be posted more often, after gondola era, memes become more and more obnoxious.

It's one of the most bernd firendly meme imo
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Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.48672 del
>>39385
That's an option though.

Also bumping this old thread


Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.48681 del
>>39420
Trarara
That gondola has a robotic pants?

>>48672
What are the other options?


Bernd 09/12/2022 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.48729 del
>>48681
>That gondola has a robotic pants?

It is allusion to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Trousers


Bernd 09/13/2022 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.48731 del
>>48729
Huh. I might have seen that. I know Wallace and Gromit, saw some of that animation, and the penguin also look familiar. It was long time ago.
It looks just the right trousers for gondola.


Bernd 09/17/2022 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.48753 del
>>48729
Good movie though



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Virgin vs Chad Bernd 08/18/2020 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No. 39353 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's far from kc specific meme, but I see it here and there and it bugs me that people are missing the point that these supposed to be ironic. These morons just call - both on image or just in written form in their comments - their preference Chad and the opposing side Virgin. Probably they can't even grasp the concept of irony.
>hurr it's funny because of name calling
Retards.
The core of the joke comes from the swap between the obvious superior and inferior choices. This needs a healthy amount of self-irony, but worth it because in return it emphasizes the banality/absurdity/stupidity/etc of the inferior side by setting it up as if it were the better.
Instead of directly saying "that's stupid", "you are stupid", etc. it plays a jest which alleviates the harm that an insult would cause. I think it's a playful and lighthearted meme with still great potential I can't promise I could produce them on a BONG level, but an OC or two maybe I could squeeze out.
Note: there might be exceptions from the rule above, we'll see.

ITT post Virgin X vs Chad Y pics, requests, images that needs fixing, or your OC, Bernd. For the latter two preferably the captions to add and explanations as well.


Picrels: first two are templates, feel free to use them, last one my first attempt with this meme mayhaps will update it hence I insecurely named it v1.
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Bernd 09/02/2020 (Wed) 15:52:35 [Preview] No.39703 del
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>>39702
Nope. Don't confuse it with grug. Which is a 4chan meme anyway.


Bernd 09/02/2020 (Wed) 20:32:22 [Preview] No.39716 del
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>>39692
>WHERE ARE THE HATS"????!!!!!!

Damn. Fixed.


Bernd 09/03/2020 (Thu) 05:55:12 [Preview] No.39731 del
>>39716
Hah! Great! Thanks.

I might do an inverse of it for the fun.


Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.48673 del
Bumping thread again


Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.48682 del
>>48673
Doing God's work.



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faking my death and disapeparing forever Bernd 01/17/2020 (Fri) 17:22:41 [Preview] No. 34091 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am considering faking my own death and disappearing from the human world,becoming either a travelling homeless or a "Nature man"in some forest.
I know this is no easy task,it will take around one year to prepare,but im willing to go trough with it.
so,give me advice and tips.
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Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 05:19:32 [Preview] No.48099 del
>>37614
It's really not a good idea to do it all alone though.

More people helping out means better outcomes for it. And a better outcome of surviving the wilderness


Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 11:53:02 [Preview] No.48104 del
>>48099
It's hard work, and doing alone it really is just too much I concur.
But it's hard to find reliable people, most who would be into such things are 1. paranoid schizos (and generally useless); 2. too egotistic and just want their own kingdoms and serfs serving them.
For me too is just nice fantasy, maybe a bit of escapism. Since have to tend the garden I have first hand experience that even keeping some order without actually growing enough stuff to keep yourself alive independent from other sources of food can be tiring and grows old fast. Same with doing manual labour of house maintenance and building furniture and stuff.

Maybe relying on animal husbandry as single source of food could be less work. Chicken and goats.


Bernd 07/08/2022 (Fri) 03:31:07 [Preview] No.48202 del
>>48104
You could just also just build a farming community instead. It's much easier but no good monies


Bernd 07/08/2022 (Fri) 06:09:47 [Preview] No.48207 del
>>48202
It's not about money. It's about self-reliance, survivalibity, retreat from the insanity of the world (like the constant hysteria that media forces unto us, or the chasing of wealth). The point is a calm and quite life. People in the city are fucked if no water running, no food arriving, no fuel for heating. People in the countryside can make or have all that. In the city you can't just go out and chop the tree in the park an build a fire in the middle of your apartment. You could grow a tomato in a pot but you could produce only so much food you can starve to death with that. If no electricity most professions are useless, just a bunch of hungry mouth looking for food and asking for trouble.
Problem is it's very hard to find similar minded people for a community of such. It's not just an aspect of personal life, like a hobby, but itself is a living. As I stated before. And alone it is a bitch.


Dutch bernd Bernd 07/13/2022 (Wed) 04:27:03 [Preview] No.48271 del
>>48207
Well that is certainly something to think about.



Chinese imageboards Bernd 05/25/2022 (Wed) 23:15:55 [Preview] No. 47691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
With kuku down, what are some other bigger Chinese altchans?
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Bernd 06/05/2022 (Sun) 18:17:25 [Preview] No.47800 del
>>47691
No I don't think there are any OP


Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 04:32:32 [Preview] No.47929 del
>>47691
Wechat man, it's obviously

Also Qq


Dutch bernd Bernd 06/19/2022 (Sun) 03:13:59 [Preview] No.48017 del
>>47929
>Also Qq

Never used it. Is it any good?


Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 05:17:49 [Preview] No.48098 del
>>48017
You still there?
>>47929


Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 11:54:36 [Preview] No.48105 del
>>47929
I know Schwechat.



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KOHLZINE #12 out Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 19:36:05 [Preview] No. 32375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There was no Kohlzine on October because Casey was hidden.
But now we are back, even more autistic than ever and featuring some illustrations by Russian bernd.

We are waiting for your OC and text (any content, really) submissions on our mail: [email protected]
If KC doesn't die by then, lucky #13 will be our ANNIVERSARY issue, so expect lots of quality content(well it depends on your input too, kinda), KC posters, copypastas and more.

Enjoy

t.kohlzinegarchy
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Bernd 06/19/2022 (Sun) 11:02:28 [Preview] No.48027 del
>>48019
I don't have the time, energy, and will to do it. And judging by the traffic of our board, I have to assume the others neither. We can barely keep alive this board. It might be disappointing, but this is how I see it.


Bernd 06/19/2022 (Sun) 19:59:35 [Preview] No.48031 del
>>48019
>Maybe we should do it ourselves then?

If there will be content, it wouldn't be too hard to make PDF with it. So you need to find few writers first - it will be the most complex task.


Bernd 06/21/2022 (Tue) 08:06:07 [Preview] No.48044 del
>>48019
>>48031
Okay.
So if done, the title, Kohlzine has to be changed. As a self-definition it can be stated that it is a continuation of the zine. Also if real effort is done maybe old editors will get on the wagon.
I think it should be extended to other imageboards, reach out to other chans. First and foremost bernd.group, and maybe ernst. A thread should be put to Kohl/make. Any other chan can be involved essentially, it's not the chans that would make it, but the users, Bernds, Anons, whoevers.
Needs an email acc, where the submissions has to be sent. Either some standards have to be set how submissions should look like, or just let all kinds of stuff to be sent, and compiled together as is.
Someone has to edit the stuff. There are publishing applications, I think Scribus is on Linux and probably LibreOffice can be used as well. But in the simplest form some pdf creator tools (I dunno liek PDFChain??) can be used and just make an ebook looking publication, and not a magazine type.
Cover art also has to be created.

So:
1. pick a name
2. set up a mailbox
3. inquire on chans all over
4. wait, check mail time to times
5. post reminders everywhere
6. when enough material sent edit it together
7. create cover art

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Bernd 06/24/2022 (Fri) 15:49:04 [Preview] No.48067 del
>>39281
I miss Outokumpu. It will always have a special place in my heart.


Bernd 06/26/2022 (Sun) 11:14:44 [Preview] No.48075 del
>>48067
What a fate.
I think quite a few towns walk in similar shoes all over the globe. Some just ghost towns as industry left, some bear same marks of the dangerous nature of whatever was done there.



Wages of Destruction Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 20:28:52 [Preview] No. 27926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As I promised I'll write about this book.
It's quite lengthy but you'll reach the end if you read at your own pace. Most of the book isn't dense for me, an economic layman, with the exception of the parts about trade, which left me confused. I'll write what I manage to understand.
The author wrote it to argue in historiographical debates and make some points, but I read it just to add to my historical knowledge.

I'll write in sections, at most one a day so Bernd doesn't get overwhelmed, and will try to make the sections more thematic rather than just a sythesis of each chapter, as Hitler himself suggests in Mein Kampf for how one should mentally organize knowledge. I want to write about:

-Trade and controls of foreign currency and raw materials
-Budgets and revenue
-Agrarianism
-Businessmen and workers
-Consumer goods
-The fate of different industries
-Rearmament
-General progression from 1933 to 1939

If I give up on writing I hope at least to cover the prewar period. I also hope to write on:
-Armaments priorities until 1940

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Bernd 06/15/2021 (Tue) 07:12:46 [Preview] No.43990 del
Also. He is a good example of ideological bias. It is more than that "trust the plan" Q thing, they're getting their chops busted for. It's a whole world view and real motivation put into actions. A life built on it. Nowadays it's easy to claim "I'm a this or that" (think "I'm libertarian", "I'm anarcho-capitalist" etc.) when their life and how they live it doesn't really reflects anything. They just find things true and they voice their thoughts.


Bernd 06/15/2021 (Tue) 20:26:29 [Preview] No.43994 del
>>43990
At least it helped him sleep at night.


Bernd 06/17/2021 (Thu) 09:06:58 [Preview] No.44037 del
>>43990
>>43990
>. Nowadays it's easy to claim
It was always easy to claim such things, I mean for example champange socialism is not a new term. Comformism always existed but it has never been such an overwhelming norm before. You go to twitter you wave your ideological flag, release your anger, relax and live like everyone else. This new way of life prevents any meaningful change as it comforts pretty much everyone. The illusion of change is worse than normal stagnation.


Bernd 06/18/2021 (Fri) 07:58:21 [Preview] No.44046 del
>>44037
"Moved" this discussion to the politics thread.


Bernd 05/24/2022 (Tue) 03:05:41 [Preview] No.47652 del
>>47638
Weird link



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Bernd 05/16/2022 (Mon) 02:41:24 [Preview] No. 47552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi I decided to finally jump from KC to somewhere else.

Can I get cosy autistic discussions and sharing of media and OC content here?

regards ex old and 'new' KC bernd
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Bernd 05/17/2022 (Tue) 14:29:07 [Preview] No.47575 del
>>47565
Endchan location detection is like that sometimes. Just FYI me (board owner) can't do anything about it, if you want you can complain about it on /operate/ but this problem was known for years.


Bernd 05/18/2022 (Wed) 01:02:09 [Preview] No.47582 del
>>47567
>>47575
How big is the userbase here lel. Goes quite slow, which is kinda cute.


Bernd 05/18/2022 (Wed) 07:19:01 [Preview] No.47584 del
>>47582
>how big
Small. Check endchan's board list for daily stat. It does not count Torusers, which is sometimes one.
Problem is, this band is together since 2016-17 and we expressed our opinion on every important topic twice from start to end and backwards. Also posted many interesting shit, most of not in the catalog anymore, and run out of things to post. Plus all of us has our lives, some moved away from imagebaords.
Plus plus, since we are only a few it is less likely that a post will overlap with another's interests, so might not provoke replies.
Plus plus plus, personally I feel less and less the "need to correct" wrong opinions on the internet (I did not have much of that to begin with, and sometimes I rather ridicule, especially if I smell trolling, also I'm busy and tired), and the others aren't keen on argue over bs either. So heated discussions are rare.
During busiest times we had ~15 posters. Now daily ones are me and that Australian fella. And we have some more posters who checks in once or twice per week. And other occasional posters.
If you post something we'll read it, maybe even reply.


Dutch bernd Bernd 05/19/2022 (Thu) 02:17:35 [Preview] No.47597 del
>>47552
>Can I get cosy autistic discussions and sharing of media and OC content here?

Sure. Welcome aboard new fren


Dutch bernd Bernd 05/19/2022 (Thu) 02:20:17 [Preview] No.47598 del
>>47584
>most of not in the catalog anymore

Search for archived threads here.



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Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 22:19:31 [Preview] No. 34905 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello friends. Can I sit here?
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Bernd 01/01/2022 (Sat) 11:47:19 [Preview] No.46020 del
>>46000
>I'm actually the plushie bernd from Hungary.
Shieeeeeeet.
>Finally tiem to tells the truth
And triples don't lie eh? Three is the Hungarian Truth/Justice


Bernd 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:04:43 [Preview] No.47545 del
>>34905
Hello


Bernd 05/15/2022 (Sun) 11:07:02 [Preview] No.47546 del
>>47545
Do you come to sit here too?


Bernd 05/16/2022 (Mon) 10:43:47 [Preview] No.47555 del
can sb help me?
about month ago I was using "Hello, anon" site to fine another interesting forums and news, but now it doesn't work... I can't open that site to find another sites


Bernd 05/16/2022 (Mon) 10:50:47 [Preview] No.47556 del
>>47555
Sorry, I dunno what site that is.