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Websites Bernd 04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news
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Bernd 01/26/2024 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.51575 del
>>51545
It's still good. T.Hanks for the link


Bernd 01/26/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.51576 del
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Speaking of websites, let's talk about our board.

We have old banners from years ago. With one linking to an old domain. Will mods update the info on the banners and/or add new banners? Time will tell


Bernd 01/26/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.51577 del
>>51576
You are right. I'll look into it sometimes.


Bernd 01/27/2024 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.51579 del
>>51576
I could replace banners if someone makes new ones.


Bernd 01/28/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.51585 del
Perhaps this should go into the tech thread. But it is a great ChatGPT website:
https://chat-jai-pete.fr/

>>51579
Thank you for your service.
I'll see what can be done about it.



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Jokes, funny, etc Bernd 04/06/2019 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No. 24428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening....

What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman....
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Bernd 01/08/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.51495 del
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This shit is hilarious and I totally missed it 7-8 years ago when it was relevant.
https://www.thelocal.se/20161112/stockholm-transport-heads-defends-gender-equal-snow-clearing
https://thebullelephant.com/stockholm-plunged-into-chaos-with-gender-equal-snowplowing/
So in Sweden they figured they had to make snow-clearing/snowplowing gender-equal because statistically men uses the roads, cars more, and women the sidewalks and bicycle lanes. Now it's not clear to me if they divided the resources equally or scheduled the sidewalk clearing first, but Stockholm got stuck, public-transportation failed - which was also used by women and children abundantly.
Does feminism transform the brain somehow?


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Happy Australia Day, cunts.
Get a beer or three up ya.


Bernd 01/25/2024 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.51566 del
>>51565
You too.


Bernd 01/25/2024 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.51567 del
>>51566
Thanks, Big Fella.



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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 03/28/2021 (Sun) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.43139 del
>>43137
Now you can post her on >>>/rapport/.


Bernd 03/28/2021 (Sun) 13:41:37 [Preview] No.43142 del
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Bam. Problem solved.
Made me remember I have to make a hat for Ecuador or Columbia.


Bernd 01/25/2024 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.51563 del
>>51562
Happy Birthday, Bernd!
I see you moved on...


sage Bernd 01/26/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.51568 del
>>51562
>>51562
>>51563
>I see you moved on...

He still creepy though



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Tech Thread Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No. 16528 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Newest Edition, with less Ghork.


First thing first:
That dude of the Primitive Technology channel and all his copycats have a great advantage: access to unlimited supply of bamboo. Unlimited to their objectives. That stuff is great, tuff as shit, light as feather, can be used to many purpose with little modification and not too much work.

I also read most of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Data_Protection_Regulation#Responsibility_and_accountability
I think technology and it's use are running forward and lawmakers lag behind. Those who spent any time in the past two decades on the internet have a giant heap of data about them. I think Bernd posted a video about a security eggsbert, I think he works kind of a private investigator many time cooperating with officials and he said in that video anonymizing data worth nothing it can be de-anonymized with ease, and both companies and govt agencies do.
Now this law was passed at 2016. This year the EU countries have to start implementing it. Who knows how long it takes until it finishes. The whole stuff is kinda vague (it can be modified when necessary tho), and I don't know for example how the EU can force a foreign company to do whatever? There are sanctions but what jurisdiction the EU has over a US based firm for example Facebook and how the EU will force the sanctions onto for example said company?
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Bernd 11/29/2023 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.51329 del
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Not too sure if this is the thread but tech jobs seem to be fubar in my perspective.
I've been applying for a good amount of time, to say at least a year and a half and didn't get anywhere besides almost entering a company with a bootcamp.
I'm not too sure if the side of web development is fucked, or if i should learn a new stack, or whatever, but it makes me squirm because I know i got the skill to get things done.
I think I should've chosen a different career but what can I do now


Bernd 11/29/2023 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.51331 del
>>51329
>this is the thread
Sure why not. The situation is the result of the changes in "tech", although has social and political aspect. I think it's a bit early to blame it on ML.
We were told in the last decade or two that IT is a field with many opportunities for lack of professionals and exberts, so many went to IT and now it gets oversaturated perhaps. I dunno.
It's lot about how pushy the job seeker is, how he can sell himself (the world of whores we live in), and ofc what connections he has. For example on the Hungary the well connected web developers can get around $250 000 with a public contract for a couple pages WordPress site (for building and hosting it for 2 years). I'm not joking, was just in the news last week. Well, perhaps it's the juicy top. And probably they don't get to keep the whole sum, and have to give most of it to pal in the bureaucratic machine, I dunno, I don't see that part. So I suggest schmoozing with politicians and officials.
Thing is what makes you different than the next codemonkey? They all write in their shit how special they are and how they know everything. I think RMS wrote something that should work on FLOSS stuff, contributing to projects, which isn't a bad idea, that way one can build some contacts and find some work through them.


Bernd 11/29/2023 (Wed) 21:49 [Preview] No.51333 del
>>51331
>We were told in the last decade or two that IT is a field with many opportunities for lack of professionals and exberts, so many went to IT and now it gets oversaturated perhaps. I dunno.
That's what it is for the most part, a company may be hiring trainees/jr devs and they can get 6k for a bootcamp alone. It's crazy.
>For example on the Hungary the well connected web developers can get around $250 000 with a public contract for a couple pages WordPress site (for building and hosting it for 2 years). I'm not joking, was just in the news last week. Well, perhaps it's the juicy top. And probably they don't get to keep the whole sum, and have to give most of it to pal in the bureaucratic machine, I dunno, I don't see that part. So I suggest schmoozing with politicians and officials.
May be ole' money laundering
>Thing is what makes you different than the next codemonkey? They all write in their shit how special they are and how they know everything.
Well I personally believe I have a good foundations and that I am quite dedicated and can go to miles others may not. People recognized from me that I can really push the limits.
> I think RMS wrote something that should work on FLOSS stuff, contributing to projects, which isn't a bad idea, that way one can build some contacts and find some work through them.
I do search for OSS proyects here and there, but it's a bit complicated. I can never tell when a proyect is good or if it's just something that realistically has no use case. I have built myself with the .Net stack and back end development so I can't really just jump into a decompilation project with no C knowledge for example.


Bernd 12/28/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.51442 del
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This sounds cool: The DECRYPT Project
Includes history and AI/ML tools.
https://de-crypt.org/
About:
Thousands of enciphered historical manuscripts are buried in libraries and archives. Examples of such material are diplomatic correspondence and intelligence reports, private letters and diaries as well as manuscripts related to secret societies. The bulk of these historical manuscripts will remain undeciphered unless we can automate the processes involved in decoding them. Our aim is to develop resources and computer-aided tools for decoding of historical source material by using AI and cross-disciplinary research...
Tools:
collection of digitized images of ciphertexts and encryption keys along with metadata information about their provenance, location, transcription, and possible cryptanalysis or commentary.
all records in thedatabase are open to the public
tools for transcription and decipherment of historical ciphers
Historical cipher images can be transcribed, i.e. transformed into a computer readable text format
transcribed ciphertext can be corrected
Decode Database, HistCorp, TranscripTool, CrypTool whatnot.
open source under the Apache license v.2.0 with the exception od Decode db.
Quite a few Hungarians in the project apparently. They started publications in 2019 so fairly new thing this is, probably the emergence of these machine learning models allowed them to form this team.

Looking at the Decode db, the earliest dated document is from the 15th century. There is one that says 1300-1699. I think accessing documents needs a registration, at least when I tried to enlarge the photo of the document it said I have insufficient permissions.


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Oh and "Access mode" says "Authentication required".



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Bernd 11/28/2023 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No. 51323 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stop talking about exhausted UAE oil 😅😂
No one interested to come there along with ghost city concrete jungle Dubai yet world map is inaccurate since Mercator projection 1569 by west + middle east belittling Indonesia since, while in reality Indonesia The Emerald of The Equator is huge as Russia and even much richer than the rest of the world, our oil and gas only are much more than whole middle east.
Complete multiracial multilingual living around the world all alone since childhood I speak fluent formal Arabic too, aside Dutch and so many other languages.

Egypt isn't the oldest, even Egypt is very poor, very dry, far off the center of the Equator line.
Most highest humidity on Earth: Indonesia, meaning many much older artifacts has decayed much faster than just few thousands years Egypt.
And Judaism/Christianity/Islam are just the same dumb.
Even most of people know nothing about much older ancient modern civilization here in Indonesia before mega eruption of Toba supervolcano of Sumatra 75,000 years ago.
Including 25,000 years old Gunung Padang pyramid in Indonesia.

Hindu isn't from India either. Original Hindu is Indonesia not in India.
Hindu in India and in Bali are totally different
Indus, Indo, Hindia, Hindu = Indus Islands = Indo Nesos = Indonesia.
The same with Astrology came from Indonesia not by the Greeks, Egyptians nor Aramaic/Arabs/Jews.
Judaism, Christianity and Islam are just frauds branches of modified Hinduism in India.
Real Hindu came from Indonesia not India.
Hindu, Hindia, Indus, Indo, etc = Indo Nesos, Indus islands, Indonesia over 17000 islands, exactly on the center of the equator line, the center of all civilization, all Indo around the world came from here especially because of eruption of Toba supervolcano Sumatra 75000 years ago bigger than Yellowstone USA, resulted today world's largest volcanic lake Toba Sumatra.

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This pyramid thing is interesting.
Have you heard about the Bosnian pyramid?


Bernd 11/29/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.51326 del
>>51325
It's interesting but these is no real evidence for it being that old. For context this was just a weird comment I saw on Youtube and felt like I should post it here.

What Bosnian pyramid?


Bernd 11/29/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.51332 del
>>51326
It's similar to the Indonesian. There's a hill in the eastern border of Visoko (NW from Sarajevo), which quite angular and reminds one a pyramid. There are claims it is one, and there are some stones laying around that supposedly were part of it or something.



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KC/int/ Minecraft Server Bernd 07/27/2021 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No. 44570 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's play some Minecraft on our /int/ server:
hub.dev-urandom.eu:25565 (version: 1.16.5)

Wiki with more information: http://dev-urandom.eu/
Overview map: dev-urandom.eu:8123
IRC: irc.dev-urandom.eu - channels: #chat (ingame chat), #int
Pirate-friendly client: https://tlauncher.org/en/

Basic commands:
/spawn - Teleports you to the spawn.
/home - Teleports you to your home (set with /sethome or by sleeping in a bed like a fag).
/lb tb - Provides a melonblock that can show block changes.


Don't grief and don't be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! You can make your clan and engage in Nation Autism. Don't get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

tl;dr:

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Dutch bernd Bernd 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.51216 del
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>>51206
>Don't bother dude, it's just me now.

I'm here fam. Just take a break from postenings sometimes


Dutch bernd Bernd 11/02/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.51219 del
>>51216
Also, holidays are coming. So most bernds will be with their families instead of IB


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Dutch bernd Bernd 11/17/2023 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.51263 del
>>51233
We just gotta have a movie stream during holidays fam. there probably already is one though. But it's good to remind bernds about it


Bernd 11/18/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.51269 del
>>51263
We always have. I just see no point advertising it here anymore. All everyone visiting can know it elsewhere.



Worry Bernd 04/27/2018 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No. 16116 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If all the pictures and posts of a week are gone for good, why worry? Maybe, real worry is other imageboards' decline and that Odilitime manages things better?

Pls post your worries. I mean worry bears. For real worries the blog thread still usable.
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I'm not sure about the shading.


Dutch bernd Bernd 06/07/2023 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.50345 del
>>50314
Mayb make it less shaded. Or blur the color


Bernd 10/23/2023 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.51195 del
AI worry


Bernd 10/23/2023 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.51196 del
>>51195
It's getting there.


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WWIII Predictions Bernd 05/18/2021 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No. 43666 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
> Israel attacks Palestine, which is a path to genocide Palestinians, Jews don’t care
> There is nowhere for Palestinians to go, also, they shouldn’t have to leave their land
> Iran sends a biological weapon to Israel, devastating the country
> Full Middle East Muslim vs. Jew war
> US and Britain defend Jews, now it’s World War
> China and Russia protect Iran and the Muslims
> US is cut off from the world even though it can’t be invaded, civil war is in the streets
> Chinese colonize America with economic and soft power
> Germany, Turkey, and some other countries get kicked out of NATO for having the wrong alliances, former EU countries are devastated because the EU was basically the HRE and the only reason for prosperity in most of Europe
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Bernd 05/19/2021 (Wed) 17:54:09 [Preview] No.43692 del
>>43666
You can't kicked out of NATO.

Iran wouldn't care much, they would never launch missiles to Israel unless they are in existensial threat, they would use proxies like always.

Plus Iran is on path to reconciling with USA to keep the Israel and Turkey in check.


Bernd 05/19/2021 (Wed) 18:52:35 [Preview] No.43695 del
The problem starts with the first line.
https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/genocide.shtml
In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
a. Killing members of the group;
b. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
c. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
d. Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
e. Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.
Well, breddy sure they already killed members of an ethnic group, caused them serious bodily and mental harm, etc., but as long as they say they have no intent to destroy even in part, noone will escalate this over a handful of Arabs.
>There is nowhere for Palestinians to go, also, they shouldn’t have to leave their land
This is reasonable ofc.
>Iran sends a biological weapon to Israel, devastating the country
This could happen sometimes. But the Israelis are excellent in gathering intelligence (so I heard), they'll know about it.
>Full Middle East Muslim vs. Jew war
Nah. The situation is far complex to just split the place like that.

>WWIII

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Bernd 05/19/2021 (Wed) 21:21:56 [Preview] No.43706 del
Nothing will happen


Bernd 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:33:49 [Preview] No.43707 del
>>43706
>Nothing will happen

You are probably right


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Bernd 05/09/2019 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No. 25729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>niggers are degenerate
>Americans are degenerate
>t-shirts are degenerate
>blue jeans are degenerate
>wearing short sleeves is degenerate
>technology is degenerate
>science is degenerate
>all art is degenerate (and graven images)
>cosmopolitanism is degenerate
>touching your peepee is degenerate
>dating is fornication and degenerate
>materialism is degenerate
>gnosticism is degenerate
>philosophy is degenerate
>not having 10 children is degenerate
>music is degenerate
>shaving is degenerate

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Bernd 01/30/2022 (Sun) 18:21:55 [Preview] No.46265 del
>>25850
>Unix (developed in BELL labs) are the Eunuchs, which is why there are so many trannies into Linux and programming.
That's a new take.


Bernd 02/02/2022 (Wed) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.46303 del
>>46264
Well, you only need to find that one one Lithuanian poster on Liveleak called "Crapcakes".

>>46265
Many OCs.


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>>25729
Did Danebernd ever discover what wasn't degenerate and was pure though? We and the rest of the world may never know


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>>25729
>HTTPS isn't enabled on the website

Ack bernd. That's a basic security hazard for users


Bernd 10/11/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.51135 del
>>51116
We'll never know sadly. Oh well.

>>51119
Which site? Using Tor could alleviate the problem perhaps.
According to some https is:
- burden, both programmatically, and philosophically/politically (centralization, creating regulations, and authorities)
- gives false sense of security, serious actors can break it.



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Environmentalism and natives Bernd 04/10/2019 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No. 24678 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>24666
I'll play advocatus diaboli.

Human life matters far more than biomass and forest coverage statistics. Non-human life is less valuable than ours and is under our administration; it is ours to use for the betterment of our species. Of course, as responsible stewards it is our duty to make use of it carefully so future generations won't be deprived by overuse. And as sensitive stewards we can appreciate the beauty of nature and recognize that some non-human life can feel pain, and adjust our rule over nature accordingly. But the life of some common tree is not worth more than the life of a human; it is not even worth the same.

You can cut down thousands and thousands of square km of virgin Amazon land and you'll still have enough untouched rainforest for every purpose you can think of. The new open spaces have housed wave after wave of settlers adding up to a population in the millions with major urban centers housing international airports and industry. Further south, the acidic soil of the central South American savannah was defeated and its neverending empty flatlands were turned into a global-level breadbasket with several neatly planned cities, a victory of willpower and reason over vacuum.
If not for deforestation, most of those settlers would now live in overcrowded eastern slums. Is that really a better way of life than living as a pioneer in a plot of deforested land? Millions of Europeans left their overcrowded continent to build something new on the other side of the Atlantic for similar reasons, and the conquest of the Amazon repeats this on a smaller scale.

And then there's the problem of national sovereignty. Would you feel comfortable with a sparsely populated porous border thousands of km long with several unstable states? That's what the northern border is. FARC guerillas have crossed into Brazilian territory before. Only a populated Amazon guarantees a safe border.

"It's all greed", you might say. It is true that greed is not the ideal driving impulse for the conquest of virgin land, and sadly it's a driving force. But the economic use of conquered land is not evil per se. It is easy to think so in a Scandinavian country where further economic growth brings little improvement to collective and individual well-being. But that does not mean material prosperity is unrelated to happiness. It just has diminishing returns. As an undeveloped state we are still at a point where economic expansion can have social/imaterial benefits. And within a globalized economy, exporting raw materials and the services and industrial goods produced within the cleared space contributes to overall prosperity, allows other undeveloped states to have their own improvements and, through trade, creates relations of interdependency which bring countries closer together and contribute to global peace.
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Bernd 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:56:44 [Preview] No.42747 del
>>42746
It would but there isn't. There is coke, which is made from mineral coal (but mineral coal is also just dead vegetation and animals). They use a bio- prefix to signal it's "healthy". If they would say char, they hype will be less.
Maybe there are different processes to make char, like when one in his backyard slowly smolders a bunch of waste from his garden, or I can imagine "factory made" charcoal, liek putting them into some container which gets heated up enough to turn the wood and stuff into charcoal. But how the end product would differ? And then would the second version be cost effective (one needs energy to heat up something, that needs fuel, with the first method the thing heats itself). Well they probably could sell it for horrible prices (and regulate to death the sale of "home made" char, to kill competition).


Bernd 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:25:58 [Preview] No.42748 del
You can mine it out of the ground you don't need to make it...


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Bernd 05/24/2021 (Mon) 12:08:02 [Preview] No.43778 del
Hmmm. I think we should just nuke the Philippines.


Bernd 06/16/2021 (Wed) 07:31:10 [Preview] No.44000 del
>>43778
Where would dysgenic men go to receive sum fuk?