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Sports Bernd

11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No. 45473 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Does Bernd go to gym? Maybe Bernd does other sports?
If not, you should start!

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Bernd

01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.54994 del

>>54993
Problem: missed the gym
Solution: goto gym.

Bernd

01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.55020 del

I only used to play football occasionally in my neighborhood

Bernd

01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.55022 del

>>55020
Football is good. It builds teamwork too.

Bernd

02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.55068 del

on behalf of da sumo lovin spartmans i hereby extend a pls join notice to the posters of dis bort
bring ur beers & snax for gud time budys

Bernd

02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.55069 del

>>55068
Thank you, budy!

Websites Bernd

04/30/2018 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No. 16201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Let's share great websites. I'll start:
http://spidr.today/?c=de for news

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Bernd

01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.54974 del

>>54972
It is over.

Bernd

01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.54977 del

>>54970
You're on it.

Bernd

01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.54989 del

>>54977
Here is like 3.5 persons posting

Bernd

01/08/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.54999 del

Kohl is back bros

Bernd

01/08/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.55000 del

>>54999
Confirmed, it loads for me on their regular domain.

Real News Thread Bernd

01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No. 46125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Volcano Hunga erupted near Tonga, causing tsunami all over the place. Japanese news full of it. Lol at countries with seashores.

https://theconversation.com/why-the-volcanic-eruption-in-tonga-was-so-violent-and-what-to-expect-next-175035

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Bernd

04/29/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.54245 del

Blackout in all of Iberia. No Iberian was injured it happened during siesta.
https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/in-pictures-nationwide-blackout-causes-chaos-in-spain
Some photos, but how do you photo the lack of electricity in the wires?

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/breaking-nationwide-blackout-hits-spain
Shit happened monday at 12:30 local time. Took about 10 hours to restore the juice in every region.
Apparently part of France was also affected.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250429/power-returns-to-parts-of-spain-grid-operator
>Sanchez said about 15 gigawatts of electricity, more than half of the power being consumed at the time, "suddenly disappeared" in about five seconds.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/spain-nuclear-plants-in-safe-shutdown-mode-after-blackout
>The shutdown of the country's nuclear plants was "in line with their design" when confronted with an unexpected power outage, the Spanish Nuclear Safety Council (CSN) said in a statement.
Not sure what is the reasoning behind that. How the lack of electricity can damage NPPs? Does the system make them suddenly produce more electricity if the load is not balanced? It would be cool if there was an explanation.

I'm checking El Pais, but I've see no articles there either that would explain the cause.
I think this is the latest:

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

Bernd

05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.54294 del

Reelest not tabloid news at all.
Mr and Mrs Macron probably had a difference over something, and the Mrs pushed Mr's face.
Media says he got slapped but it's not really a slap. It's a push.
Also, nice save Mr President.

Bernd

05/30/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.54296 del

Newsflash: CPAC Hungary is a huge circlejerk.
Listened a bunch of speeches.

Bernd

12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.54966 del

Nearing to Silvester - that is New Years Eve - which is about merriment and silly stuff, among other things. So here's something fun.
This news "news" totally avoided me. Bridgette Macron - the wife of Emmanuel Macron French President - is a man!
Now this was aired by Candace Owens who is an I dunno who, but her yt channel has over 5mil subscribers:
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w
https://youtube.com/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w

I'm sure she has a longish video exfoliating her onions about the topic, I might dig it out tomorrow perhaps. Or not. It's not that interesting.
She got sued for defamation by Macron, instead of doing a genetic test. Not sure how things standing even this news is like half a year stale.

I have one undeniable proofs that Mrs Macron is in fact a woman.
'member this post just above >>54294 when she pushes/punches him with both hands? No man would do that, not even the most estrogenated mtf creatures.

Bernd

12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.54967 del

Actually I think she spells her name as Brigitte. I might look up this detail too.

Jolly Christmas! Bernd

12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No. 33383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.

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Bernd

12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.54951 del

>>54948
Also according to the Nicene Creed the Easter cannot be celebrated before (or on the same day) with Pesach, but if you use Gregorian calendar it happens sometimes

DutchBernd Bernd

12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.54960 del

>>54939
>Thanks Dutchbernd, to keep checking in, means a lot.

Ahh thanks Hungarybernd. Thanks for having me here. Hope I cam still keep making SRS discussions from 2026 onwards.

>Hoping all who posted on our board are fine today.
Yep all good here

Bernd

12/30/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.54965 del

>>54960
See you in 2026!

Bernd

01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.54968 del

Happy New Year, Bernd!
Be it better than the last one.

Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.54971 del

>>54968
Someone needs to R34 that horse. Hard mode: no AI!

Bernd

01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No. 41888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I didn't know this board is still a little bit active.
Founded it like 3 years ago when Krautchan was down, lost admin rights to some pole who claimed them because I didn't care about this board when KC was back on online.
Now Kohlchan is down again and we need asylum.

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Bernd

12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.54926 del

>>54925
Just read above.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosts_(file)

Bernd

12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.54927 del

>>54926
doesnt work for me

Bernd

12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.54928 del

>>54927
Go to krautchan.org.

Bernd

12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.54929 del

>>54926
oh now it works

Bernd

12/19/2025 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.54930 del

>>41908
>>42288
Hungry Bernd gave us hats, end of.

Bernd

11/25/2025 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 54860 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

What happens after death anons

Bernd 11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.54861 del

Big poos in your pants and/or bed.

Bernd

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.54862 del

>>54860
>anons
Well, Bernd, it depends whom you ask. Also it depends on whose death too.
But if you referring to any death, well the world revolves on its merry way.
Sounds like a post for the Bible reading thread perhaps.

>>54861
That is a safe bet too.

Dutch bernd Bernd

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.54869 del

>>54860
>What happens after death anons

Life truly begins or continues into something else.

>t. esoteric bernd

Bernd

11/29/2025 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.54871 del

no-thin-g

Syria Thread - Iranian Backed Edition Bernd

02/22/2024 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No. 51681 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Previous: >>50296

Nothing much going on in Syria anymore. Bit of ISIS I see on the map, and the SAA bombarding rebels on the north east. Beside that Israel is constantly attacking into Syria, targeting Iranian backed terrorists, and Iranian backed militias, and apparently Iranian militias themselves.
In Israel, the IDF still wrestling with some Iranian backed, dirty, barefeet, stone throwing kids since October... Where Yom Kippur and Six-Day Wars disappeared? Anyway. In Gaza they bombing Iranian backed Hamas, in Lebanon the Iranian backed Hezbollah. Sometimes they have a cease fire to release hostages as the Iranian backed Qatar negotiates it.
From Yemen, the Iranian backed Houthis raiding the shipping lanes with drones and whatnot.
In Ukraine the Iranian backed RAF/RuAf is on the attack. The initiative is theirs, AFU tries holding their trenches, forts, and foxholes. I heard couple of interesting things today, but would need some drawing and look up possible sources.

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Bernd

10/13/2025 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.54744 del

Seems like peace is achievable in Gaza, at least both Hamas and Israel agreed on it. Large peace conference is expected with many participants, both from the Middle East and Europe. It will be chaired by Trump and al Sisi of Egypt.
Trump talks in the Knesset right at the moment. Previously Witkoff arrived to prepare the field, when he mentioned Netanyahu the audience booed. Fun.
Exchange of prisoners is happening too.
Read somewhere a title that various Palestinian groups fighting each other (specifically with the Hamas).

Bernd

10/13/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.54745 del

Border clashes are reported between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Some Taliban groups which active in Pakistan has bases within Afghanistan and the Pak targeted these with airstrikes, last Thursday really. On Oct 9th.
In response Talibans did some wild shooting through the border. The Pakistan retaliated to the retaliation. Number of people died on both sides.
https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-pakistan-kabul-blast-594e4bf0291d6895568070a871415933
https://apnews.com/article/pakistan-afghanistan-border-6089d7b9cf33d2dcac365808ad3dad53

In the past Pakistan attacked into the territory of her neighbour in fact they did this during the US occupation all the time.
https://apnews.com/article/pakistan-afghanistan-militant-camp-air-strikes-1eb6ebd92403795d03856b1b97cac0da
And their border forces also had clashes between them:
https://www.azernews.az/region/220624.html

Backdrop for the events seems to be the Afghani integration into the regional foreign politics. The Taliban regime sought out all the neighbours, but they seem to be on odds with Iran and Pakistan, while building good relations with everyone else, Russia, China, the *stans, and most importantly at least in relation to this issue India.
Might be important to consider that Pakistani regime is the client of the United States, and that recently Trump stated they might want the Bagram airbase back. But maybe this just adds to the attention and not to the actual conflict.

Fun fact. India did similarly to Pak, how Pak did Afghanistan. They are on the receiving and the giving end apparently.

Bernd

10/13/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.54746 del

Here's Afghani/Taliban Ministry of Defense twitter:
https://xcancel.com/MoDAfghanistan2
But only Allah knows what they are tweeting. Lotsa nice photos tho.

Bernd

10/13/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.54747 del

So the leaders of the US, Egyp, Turkey, and Qatar signs a document that outlines "rules and regulations" of the ceasefire implementation between Hamas and Israel >>54719
I'm not sure the real importance.
In theory the US has the power to force Israel to keep what's agreed on, Qatar has working relation with Hamas, Egypt is a direct neighbour, and Turkey is an important regional power with strong influence on Syria.
But then why not the Saudis?
I also see that Iran was marginalized so much, they don't seem to pay mind for them, even tho, Hamas is a proxy of theirs. Perhaps it's not true anymore.
And I'm curious if Egypt is a US client now. Israel yes, Turkey yes, Qatar I assume yes (US has basing rights there, it usually comes with the status).
>The main U.S. military base in Qatar is Al Udeid Air Base, which serves as a key logistics and command hub for U.S. operations in the Middle East. It is home to the U.S. Air Forces Central Command and hosts thousands of military personnel and various aircraft.
Ah this sounds like a very much yes in case of Qatar.

I might look up Egypt status somehow. This could be a good starting point perhaps.
https://www.americansecurityproject.org/national-security-strategy/u-s-bases-in-the-middle-east/

Also I think last post in the thread, it hit bump limit.

Perfect for me Bernd

02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.55062 del

I tried a hardly products from Tillmans Tranquils - https://www.tillmanstranquils.com/collections/delta-9-thc-mints and unqualifiedly liked the entire experience. The gummies have a clean know, slick surface, and consistent quality. The flavors feel reasonable, and the portioned servings up it amenable to prefer what works in return you. Their packaging looks premium and everything feels thoughtfully made. A unshakeable make with products that are enjoyable and reliable.

Radiesthesia / Telesthesia Material Bernd

09/28/2025 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No. 54705 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Good day,

I was wondering if anyone here happens to have---and is willing to share---any sort of material on radiesthesia, specifically, accessing non-local information, i.e., telesthesia or "psi-gamma."

Because of a few (really obscure) Nazi-era documents I've found, I know for a fact that it works; I am just looking for more sources to teach myself. (Simply searching Google for the terms leads to hundreds of YouTubers pushing scammy topics.)

Thanks.

Bernd

09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.54707 del

This will be a short thread I'm afraid.
>säge
Why?
Also I'm gonna move this thread into another one. It just takes up space.

Dutch bernd Bernd

10/09/2025 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.54729 del

>>54705
>Radiesthesia / Telesthesia Material

I don't know what this is though

Bernd

10/10/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.54736 del

>>54729
Congrats of you getting back your ball.

Bernd

02/24/2020 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No. 34605 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

I browse kohl's /int/ board sporadically and lurk threads for regular assberger things - plants, bugs, Ukrainian vs Russian threads, etc

I've noticed that every time I go, my browser cache(I use Firefox) gets bigger but I can't get rid of it. It only happens when I visit that site. So I went there a few years ago to see a very innocuous thread about blimps. Nothing really too interesting. After I closed it, my cache increased by 1mb in my computer.

There is no way I can get rid of it. Wanted to ask if bernds also had this issue

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Bernd

09/29/2021 (Wed) 10:46:05 [Preview] No.45133 del

I love reading schizo posts. It's so funny seeing you subhuman think you're on to something.

Dutch bernd Bernd

09/29/2021 (Wed) 23:18:44 [Preview] No.45138 del

>>45133
kohl kanker detected

sage Bernd

09/30/2021 (Thu) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.45162 del

>>45133
keinbernd post

Dutch bernd Bernd

09/27/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.54698 del

>>45133
>I love reading schizo posts. It's so funny seeing you subhuman think you're on to something.

ok so why do you keep posting here if you hate it so muchhh?????

Bernd

09/27/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.54702 del

>>54698
That was four years ago, Bernd. Some spam bumped the thread.

Bernd

08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No. 38901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

This place feels so cozy and gives me old kc feels.

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Bernd

09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.54656 del

>>54612
I might visit sometimes.

Bernd

09/22/2025 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.54680 del

Ernstchan(.top) closes soon, in theory by the end of September.
Another chapter of imageboard history, related to Bernd and Krautchan. They got lotta heat from some Bernds for being overly anal and autistic about things. I did not mind these quirks, they have their place on the internet. Due to lack of time I have not used the site in the past years. I know those who posted there cared about the site, just as our posters here cared about /kc/.
Good bye, Süß Prinz.

Bernd

09/23/2025 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.54689 del

Goddamit, I really feel sorry for Ernst. They are good lads, even if a bit rigid. I hope they can find their place.

Dutch bernd Bernd

09/27/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.54699 del

>>54680
>Ernstchan(.top) closes soon, in theory by the end of September.

I skimmed through the thread but don't remember seeing that. Just saw that the global BO wanted to call it quits.

https://ernstchan.top/meta/res/1070.html

>The thread on ernst if bernds need to see it.

Still that sucks. But it happens. Sometimes people stop doing things for a myriad of reasons. Sometimes due to reasons they have no control over. Hope ernst berds find a new home and don't just disappear or whatev.

Dutch bernd Bernd

09/27/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.54700 del

>>54699
We also have an Ernstchan bunker on Endchan if anyone needs it. A schizo poster fouind it and he's rambling there now though.

https://endchan.net/ernst/

Maybe we can recommend this board to ernst refugees in case they need it. Setting up custom CSS and styling on boards in Endchan is easy enough. They should have a good enough looking ernst clone if they try to make it.