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Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No. 31619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi Bernd, consider joining this Bernd dedicated board
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Bernd 03/22/2023 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.50003 del
Slov is on bernd.group
He doesn't come here because this board is inactive.

But Brbernd posts about as often as you, about on weekly basis maybe. It's the Ameriball/Australian in the Syria thread, and me blogging. Me on daily basis. Sometimes BO posts one, probably when logs in.
Everyone else left.

Bernd 03/23/2023 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.50006 del
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I lurk on an almost daily basis

Bernd 03/24/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.50014 del
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I'm actually alive and maybe even exist, but not posting for various reasons.

Bernd 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.50020 del
We understand. I only blame Slovborg. And him only for the fun of it so nod really.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.50252 del
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You're alive at least. And that's all that matters on a daily basis

>We understand. I only blame Slovborg. And him only for the fun of it so nod really.

You can't contain SlovBorg's srs discussions in one place bernd. It's too powerful

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Jolly Christmas! Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No. 33383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.
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Bernd 12/25/2022 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.49536 del
No mater what your country calls it, Merry Christmas 🎄, Happy Hannukah 🕯️, and Joyous Ramadan 🕌

Happy Easter, Bernd! Bernd 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.50076 del
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Already ate some ham. It is tasty but goddamn tough, has to be sliced very thin to make it enjoyable. Luckily the horseradish is spicy as fuck, makes me blow my nose a lot.

Dutch bernd Bernd 04/13/2023 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.50094 del
Do they usually make this during Easter in Hungary? Looks tasty

Bernd 04/14/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.50098 del
Yes. We have Easter ham. It's smoked, then at home everyone cooks it, sometimes with other ingredients (other meatstuff), sometimes whole eggs in shells, sometimes the cooking water is used for other soups such as bean.
In Hungarian Easter = Húsvét, literally means The Take of Meat, since it was the end of the 40 days great fast (Lent, Quadragesima), when they had to suspend the consumption of meat.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.50246 del
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How interesting. Gonna try doing some of those during next Christmas

Music Bernd 09/07/2020 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No. 39873 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous thread is autosäging, here's the new one.

This little faggot is making covers for all kinds of popular music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Gd-jNKhTC8 [Embed]

Previously Venezuelaball posted some songs of a sludge metal band, Acid Bath. Managed to put my hands on some of their songs. Here's a couple I liked.
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Bernd 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.49973 del
Hello fren. Music is better than expected, a bit chaotic, it's liek three different tunes played at once. There is a buzzing sound I can't identify the instrument it is made with. Kinda feel like jew's harp or throat singing.
Feel free to sit on this board as well, look around in the Catalog.

Bernd 03/19/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.49974 del
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>from this scene in the movie
Also sounds like something that could appear in other movies. Liek some Bill Murray ones.
>try to switch the Invidious instance
In the past frequently failed with such tries, so I gave up on it.
>The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.
>that worked for me
Working for me too.
>the music video. [...] 80s
Oh god that hairstyle.
I rather just listen the song, because that's ain't bad.
Talking about 80s. Listened Anthrax's Fistful of Metal album. Starts with Metal Militia by Metallica... :^)

Bernd 03/22/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.49989 del
>Oh god that hairstyle.

Okay yes hairstyles in the 1980s where pretty bad.

It's good, but kinda eerie sounding

Bernd 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.50213 del
1st seal - Pestilence - COVID
2nd seal - War - Ukr vs Rus
3rd seal - Famine - ?
4th seal - Death - ?
Neither will be actually big, but globally humanity - or at least the part that matters - will experience them as crises. Already was some leading in with the "Ukrainian grain can't leave the ports, African children will die of hunger", so Famine is a... uhh... guess at least.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.50242 del
I mean I hope it doesn't come to that. Hope things get better

Worry Bernd 04/27/2018 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No. 16116 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If all the pictures and posts of a week are gone for good, why worry? Maybe, real worry is other imageboards' decline and that Odilitime manages things better?

Pls post your worries. I mean worry bears. For real worries the blog thread still usable.
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Bernd 03/22/2022 (Tue) 21:24:39 [Preview] No.47015 del
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The original is in OP, done by some Russian artis, his signature is in the lower right corner of the drawing.
The cut out head? Who knows. I know it from Krautchan/int, maybe some Bernd created it. But maybe was just a repost from 4chan/int or pol or somewhere, who knows.

I think those are speckles of light, reflection of some light source. Supposed to make the eye look glossy. Other memes have that too, for example Pepe.

Bernd 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.50167 del
I created original template after this tweet was made. just painted over og pic in paint net and called it a day

it didn't stick till few months later some russians or ukrainians started pasting them on random pics and recreating other memes with him

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/06/2023 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.50199 del
Congrats on making IB history bernd. You and Hungary bernd >>47015 are in the same league since he made the BONG mem earlier on this board

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Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.50240 del
Need to make a Gondola worry bear now tbh

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Bernd 07/20/2021 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No. 44478 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hows your garden going /kc/? Mine is doing well.
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Bernd 04/05/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.50064 del
Am worried that the frost will kill my radishes, we have an awful shit weather nowadays. I mean it's super nice weather with much sunshine, except it's goddamn cold due to wind. I'm also hesitant to water the plants, the soil starts to get dry due to the weather, so water is needed, but it might just freeze during the night killing my plants.

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We got snow.

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Lotsa growing was done. I ate a radish today, it was still small, but it was spicy.
On picrel around the radish in the front and back rows are the onions, on the left garlic.

Bernd 05/07/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.50205 del
I'm thinking I have to start thinning the radish. They take up space from each other.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.50239 del
ya gotta plan your garden time out before doing it bernd

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Bernd 12/12/2020 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No. 41511 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm looking for a car but I don't know much about them. I am thinking of a car like a Fiat 500 or a VolksWagon Beetle. What other cars are there like this, cars that are small so they are easy to park and don't use much fuel but that also look interesting and nice.
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Dutch bernd Bernd 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.50127 del
>Doing good helping your local stray cat, keeps away rodents.
>Cats are like that but some variation exists depending on how they grew up,

yes srs

Most cats around my location always avoid humans whenever possible

>Do not get emotionally attached.
She has other people feedinings here so obviosuly not. Though, she does spend most of her time with me though. I think she let her other cat friends know about me. I dunno bcs they all recognize me for some reason. Even the indoor cats around me

Bernd 04/20/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.50133 del
>always avoid humans
Some an be quite feral. Possibly some bad experiences with humans. Sad.

>She has other people feedinings here
She mastered the tricks of survival.

>they all recognize me
That is curious.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/06/2023 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.50200 del
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Well some good news and bad ones

Good news is that I just got a job as a Software Developer in a startup. I'm going to be starting in the next few days. It won't bee too many long hours in the beginning though

Bad news is a follow up on this post from a few weeks ago >>50093
My kitty fren just died a few days ago. Shame because a lot of my close friends liked her. She was kinda liek my daughter tbh

Spent the night she died burying her and was bretty sad about it. DDD:

Life is bittersweet most of the time I suppose

Bernd 05/07/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.50202 del
I am also sorry to hear that.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/17/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.50236 del
It's okay. Things like this happen in life. I already tried to make her a house cat for months but she made her choice of being a stray instead.

I'm sure she's in a better place though.

It was all a Communist plot Bernd 06/12/2018 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No. 17165 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone heard this theory?
>the Soviets made the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact to start another war between France and Germany
>the Soviets wouldn't've even joined the war, except Germany was going to lose to Poland (ending the war without weakening the Western powers)
>Operation Barbarossa was a pre-emptive strike; Hitler never had a choice to avoid war with the Soviet Union, only whether to attack or to be attacked
>the Soviets lost a shitload of personnel and materiel to Barbarossa because they had an offensive force on the border, waiting to blitz all of Europe

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IU3kyF6rQtY [Embed]
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Bernd 04/27/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.50164 del
Well I am going based on the video, specifically where he said “Hitler was an idiot, Stalin was a genius, Stalin played Hitler with Barbarossa”

How can any of that be true? Barbarossa was one of the worst military disasters in world history?

Suvorov does bring into account the Soviet perspective that is often forgotten in the West, but there is ample evidence on the German side that the attack was premeditated with the goal of the destruction of the USSR.

Stalin probably did have confidence that, in the event of a war, the USSR would be in Berlin by fall of 1941. Who cares? It shows how out of touch he was, not how genius and powerful he was.

Bernd 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.50165 del
>Former GRU officer says Russia is strong and can do no wrong and their leader is the smartest man in the world
Plus Suvorov did not say that at all.
>"our mistakes are actually strengths you just don't know how strong we are fear us" line.
Neither this.
Nowhere Suvorov says getting beaten by the German at the launch of Barbarossa was part of the plan.
He clearly says the German attack collapsed all the Soviet plans. It's the other way around.

You note Crimea and Donbas and Mariupol, pulling current events into the discussion tells me you extrapolate from the current stance of Moscow, that if a plan fails they just say they did not want to achieve that - or at least what you think is the current stance of moscow.
Another problem with this that Moscow nowhere stated what they wanted with the initial attack.
They did not claimed beforehand that they wanted to capture Kiev. We, the outsiders, guess that it was in the plans (yeah, they really thought it will be like a 2nd, Crimea maybe I'll write about this too).
But they can freely claim they did not want to capture Kiev, they just wanted to distract forces from the south and such. We don't know for sure and can't know for sure.

Bernd 04/27/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.50166 del
>Stalin played Hitler with Barbarossa
This was never said by anyone.

Bernd 04/30/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.50178 del
That's a controversial subject around these parts.

Bernd 05/13/2023 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.50222 del
Well, now that he probably isn't here, it's time to reply in more earnest. Probably will go on in a couple of posts in the following days.

First back to the previous post, just above >>50166
Stalin played Hitler to get into a war with France and Great Britain. Barbarossa was an unseen event by him, it took him by surprise. Suvorov spent time on explaining this too (eg. warning from Churchill, or the sheep price index).
We have to remember in the interwar era there was no CIA to play anyone on Earth, or US based multinational giants to buy the rest. All the major powers had their independent will, which wasn't subordinated to the US master. They had their foreign politics and secret services weaving a web to catch all the others and further the cause of their own country. It wasn't a two sided game of the Cold War.
Communism had quite a few sympathizers all over the world, and recruiting agents for the SU was easy. Stalin was also a devious psychopath who played the Soviet Game of Thrones, and outsmarted all the competing Jews. Furthermore it would be a mistake to confuse the various eras of the Soviet Union, these aren't Andropov times with the lazy corruption and high level of inefficiency.
The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact not just allowed the SU to act unchecked inside the limits of the agreed border of influence, but it allowed to get into a serious war with France and GB for Germany. One of Moscow's goals was pushing Germany into that mire they expected the war to be. They calculated well the war started. But they did expect what noone expected that Germany will breeze through several countries including France. So that was a failure, they wanted the Germans to bogged down for years in the West as they did in WWI. And failing to recognize they are next are partially for the wishful thinking that the Germans are preparing the landing in Britain.
On the side note they surely observed curiously the Blitz, which had some resemblance to their Deep Operation/Battle doctrine.

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interesting infographics Bernd 12/28/2022 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No. 49548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
lots of reading material become the big brain pepe you always wanted to be the jpgs are table of contents for merged pdfs hosted at catbox
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Bernd 04/14/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.50096 del
I hosted all those merged pdfs at catbox get the pdf send it thru a virus checker if you want they are fine on my box

Bernd 04/14/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.50097 del
Yeah, it's just a catbox link to a 2000+ pages pdf. If the pdf contains anything besides, I dunno.

Dutch bernd Bernd 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.50125 del
It oghey. I'll download it later

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moar fresh oc

Bernd 05/06/2023 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.50201 del
T. Hanks for the new content

Bernd 12/12/2020 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No. 41497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Often, probably even most of the time, cats have some kind of camouflage patternation on their top halves but their underside is white. This doesn't make sense for a terrestrial hunter, the only reason one would have a white underside is if they are flying in order to camouflage them against the sky if they are being looked at from below. So the ancestors of cats must have at one point been capable of flight but have sense lost this ability. You can say what you want but the evidence is there.

Also, there may be fellows that doubt this hypothesis based on a 'lack' of evidence and who are going on what the skeletal remains tell them BUT. If the wings were made of cartilage they would not be left for us to find after all of this time and being an aerial predator it would probably nest high up and live in the mountains and so maybe there remains would not be left intact up there or the bones would get blown away, plus we currently are lacking in the amount of archaeological digs that we do in places like that.

Additionally, cats can have incredibly large ranges Tigers can have ranges up to 4000km2 and they don't even have wings, if they had wings they would have larger ranges and so maybe they would be quite rare and it would be even harder to find remains.
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Bernd 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.49604 del
While I was browsing through Youtube I noticed a video about Naruto powerlevels and it had Tenten in it so I watched it because I like her.
They ranked her lower than Choji and other characters which I felt was odd and I wondered why they would do that so I looked her up on google and there is a Naruto wiki and the wiki mentioned data books that actually had stats for the characters listed. And in these books she has a higher level than Choji, so the people that made this video were wrong and just making things up even though there is a canonical source for such things.
This really annoys me.

Bernd 01/21/2023 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.49670 del
Good for Australia I guess.
There is no news if they have some extra plan with them? Just continue manufacturing the barretts, or they want to do something new with their expertise?

Bernd 03/08/2023 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.49934 del
Interesting, so it go full circle. Germany is talking about buying Boxers from us.


Bernd 03/08/2023 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.49935 del
German companies can't produce enough?

Bernd 12/23/2018 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No. 21503 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've checked the catalog couldnt find any good youtube channel threads(delet if there is any)

share, shill and subscribe



These are about old guns about and stuff, which include muzzle loading ones as well.
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Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.49025 del
It's reconstituted food. His opinion is "as good as any such can be", and it is a good review for these. Except that one meal which he spits.
>Defence contractors?
No. Civilians. Tourism, camping, and hiking is a consumerised industry in itself. Bunch of people spend money on all kinds of useless shit, clothing and gear and packaged food, and go glamping with their shit. These types of food packets with Mountain House brand and the others fit into this.
Maybe you don't buy these, maybe I don't buy these, but there are plenty of people out there who do. Mostly Americans, ofc.

Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.49026 del
I'm thinking about Western Euro markets, if they buy these stuff. Because instant food ofc as popular as anywhere. I dunno what Western Euro hikers would prefer. Most Hungarians will laugh about these things, they probably never heard any of these.

Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.49027 del
We usually just do meat and or seafood on the bbq here. I can't imagine wanting to buy any of that dehydrated stuff unless I were going to a very remote and unfamiliar conflict zone.

Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.49031 del
Their pro is the shelf life, the ease and quickness of preparation. They are also light, so it's good if one can get water and don't need to bring that too.
So those will use something like these who are out for a "longer" (more than 1-3 days) period and don't have the means to keep food cold, and don't have much time for preparing meals. So those who don't camp in place, don't go by car, but are on several days hike on a trail. There might be others, like who create adventures for themselves like the straight line missions GeoWizard does, and ofc larpers, who play survival in their backyard.
In Europe however you walk liek 20 mins and you'll be in a settlement with shops and restaurants. Okay, there are areas, like national parks where this isn't true, and maybe the towns, villages would be out of way or add a considerable amount of distance.

Bernd 05/01/2023 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.50188 del
The Ulengovs
Quite an ethnographical channel. Russia various folks. Lotsa cooking.
1. Samoyeds:
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2. Tatars:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l3bhrrCCBMs [Embed]