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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No. 32381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just realised something... something spooky as fuck.

You know how sumo is derived from some ancient rituals? How it was performed in shrines, to appease the kami, to ensure prosperity? It was only later professionalised, and is now performed on a national level by salaried wrestlers, but there are still many religious elements, from how the ring is consecrated by a priest before each tournament, yokozuna entering the ring with that big white rope around his belt, to wrestlers actually throwing salt into the ring before each bout as a means of consecration. It is a deeply religious ritual, somehow performed to appease the kami for the entire nation of Japan. Kinda like how the ancient Olympic Games were performed on temple grounds, and were a form of vitalist worship of Greek gods.

You know when's the last time sumo wasn't performed as scheduled? March 2011. The March of the earthquake and tsunami that rekt Japan. But guess what? The tournament was cancelled a month before. Because of some match-fixing scandal. Yep, that's right. And the earthquake happened 2 days before the tournament was scheduled.

The earthquake happened because the sumo ritual wasn't performed. Because the kami weren't appeased. They were pissed and caused the earthquake as a warning.
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Bernd 03/10/2026 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.55138 del
Wew. Onosato has some serious problems this basho. I'm guessing he'll withdraw soon. Too bad.


Bernd 03/24/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.55198 del
We had a splendid basho!
Kirishima had the yusho, 12-3, and he is promoted back to ozeki.
While Onosato had to kyujo, Hoshoryu was able to finish the tournament. Weak results from a yokozuna, but at least he had his first win over Aonishiki, who held a 0-5 winning streak over him.
While we at Aonishiki, 7-8, became kadoban. He is strong and quick, with wits, but he relies much on his distinctive style and the other rikishis figured him out. Each tried to force him out of his stance, pushing him up, denying his advantage. He needs to mature, widen his horizon. He is good but he has to adapt. He also needs to learn the others.
I'm a bit sad that OHO ended up with a negative balance, but Fujinokawa got in the green with this win. I suspect OHO gave this to him, or at least made it easier, playing along with the throw. Audience loves this, reminds me of that Midorufji vs Hokuseiho bout where the tiny one similarly threw the big lad. It is also a show.

Down in juryo Kazuma and Wakanosho did really good, both are young and seem talented. Dewanoryu got the yusho there, beating Wakanosho in the playoff.
Takerufuji isn't 100% yet, but his stable mate Toshinofuji did well.

The whole thing was a great entertainment, too bad Slovbudy missed it all.


Bernd 03/27/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.55214 del
I hope Onosato comes back in good shape next basho, it's kinda weird not seeing him there. And maybe Aonishiki will do better next time too, with the way he scurried off after the last match that he was probably severely humbled when he lost to Hosh and was denied the Kachi Koshi.


Bernd 03/27/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.55215 del
>>55214
Articles says he still suffers from the shoulder injury of late 2025. We could see it in January too. Wikipee says:
>dislocation of the left acromioclavicular joint
I'm not sure if he'll be able to fite in May. They might push it. I think Teru had to rassle in more serious condition. The problem I see is that Onosato is so young still. If he could recover he could be a fine yokozuna for a long time.

>Aonishiki
I do agree. I think this was a learning opportunity for him. I don't expect a yusho from him next tournament, but he will definitely prepare to be better rounded, and learn his opponents more.


Bernd 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.55290 del
The yokozunas ain't doing there job. Earthquake and tsunami follows their shitty performance of march. Plus one of the ozekis performed really bad, and the other just okay.



Bernd 08/01/2020 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No. 38901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This place feels so cozy and gives me old kc feels.
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Bernd 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.55250 del
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>>54700
>>54700
Looks like they didn't stay in the new board though. Wonder where everyone from Ernst went to.


Bernd 04/07/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.55254 del
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https://krautchan.org/int/

this gave me old kc feels, some poster from old kc are also there and no nonces


Bernd 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.55264 del
Krautchan?


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.55288 del
>>54680
This place feels more like ernstchan than old KC. Ernstchan had a lot of threads with over 100 replies that were very old. This is why I don’t come here as much as I should.


Bernd 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.55289 del
>>55250
Some to .org, some probably had another lurkplace somewhere, some might have given up on imageboards. I remember reading a couple of posts stating the latter.

>>55254
Problem is the server is in Ukraine. Can't really say everything that should be said.
But frankly this will be the situation everywhere.

>>55264
I read it every day.

>>55264
Yeah, KC was a busy place. This was a home for just a handful of Bernds, and now my blog.



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well i fuckin tried tbh Bernd 12/17/2018 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No. 21339 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so im prolly preaching to the choir here, but kohl has been completely and totally overrun by pedos. i have reason to suspect that it is being done purposefully, either as a way to disrupt /int/, entrap unproxied/naive bernds who cant into clearing their cache, and plant CP in their temporary files, and/or to use /int/ as a wall of noise, and bernds themselves, as a way to distract from their own exchanging of such content. im leaning towards the last one tbh hence why the offer of simply making a new board dedicated to such content. i think these bernds with nothing to hide, and no threat model nor intention of viewing such degeneracy, are at risk. i believe this is being cultivated purposefully so as to surround their gaggle of degenerates with low-hanging fruit who may be stupid enough to accidentally click on something, or unaware that when viewing a page with a bunch of thumbnails of child models, all those thumbnails get downloaded by your browser.

i gave a reasonable list of demands that i feel are not too extreme, and limit no ones free speech other than the (((freedom))) to endanger naive bernds and plant CP on their computers unknowingly and even gave a provision where proxies/tor are not to be banned, but it was not enough. the mods are 100% complicit in it, and allow it, and worse, encourage it. they feel that pedoposting improves the quality of the board via keeping keins and ledditors out. they feel that removing suggestively posed, scantily clad children pics means turning the joint into a reddit-tier hugbox but again, i suspect their motives are more that of self preservation, as even the most unaware of bernds has heard that kohl is run by pedos. this, even though such (((innocent))) content like candydoll webms is certainly enough for some bernd in a more conservative cunt to be fucked over hard and have his life ruined if found in his cache

ive been quietly harboring suspicions of this sort of activity for a while, but have been biting my tongue so as to not cause another mass exodus over nothing. but this is not nothing. these fucks are doing this intentionally and at this point, im certain of it. in the past few days, i heard enough other bernds exclaim similar theories about how kohl is nothing more than a fed honeypot even that dergeneral was forced to 86 the old kc serb in order to cause an exodus to a more thoroughly controlled new site, or that the owners have been co-opted/blackmailed into setting one up, and also that the use of a, now fast-moving, /int/ is being used to cover for their smut dealings.

even when asking the mods to be transparent and make a clear definitive statement on their personal moderative tendencies on such content, and to post this warning on /int/ and warn these naive bernds of the risk they face by posting there, ive been met with deflectionary responses, and weak-ass limp-dicked argumentative tactics to which i am utterly immune, as well as a distinct lack of action. they want this, and it couldnt be more clear. but worse, they want the deception. as such, i suspect foul play of some sort
idk, im really worried about the safety of the dozens of bernds who post there on a daily basis without proxy, and without clearing their caches constantly. i love all you guys a whole lot and id hate to see anyones lives get fuckt because some random pedonigger had to bump his shitty thread full of candydoll webms and pics of naked preteens to the first page, and some poor sap who didnt know any better refreshed the first page while it happened. ive seen this tactic used on other imageboards countless times and against countless communities, and with all the commotion, i felt the need to speak up about it.
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Bernd 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.54613 del
>>39798
>now that berndgroup has become krautchan.rip, we must form an allegiance against the kohlzine menace

krautchan.org too now that it's live too.

But kohlzine is ded now so this thread is a moot point tbh


Bernd 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.54618 del
>>54613
They just need to make Krautzine.


Bernd 04/02/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.55238 del
Whomp whomp


Bernd 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.55285 del
>>54618
This would be fun


Bernd 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.55286 del
>>55285
I don't really got the impression Bernd there is the type who could make one.
Tho one dedicated editor could shill it regularly to remind Bernds to send articles in.
Some Bernds didn't like Kohlzine, not sure how Bernd in general views it.



SAL DE LA CUEVA CONEJO QUE LLEGÓ TU GUAGUANCÓ Bernd 03/25/2026 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No. 55207 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
VIVA VENEZUELA EN ESTA MIERDA CABALLERO


Bernd 03/27/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.55211 del
Vivat!



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20rh August State Foundation Day Bernd 08/20/2018 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No. 18586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A year passed and again this day commemorates the foundation of Hungary, this is 1018th birthday. We celebrate this national holiday with listening to politicians mixing irrelevant daily politics into historical events in the morning and watching fireworks in the evening. Budapesterners can witness the procession of state founder Saint Stephen's Holy Dexter. Also all the local communities have their own little celebrations.
This is the third time I make this thread, and I won't post much, maybe I'll post something about what happened today - if anything interesting - later.
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15th March, Revolution and War of Independence of 1848-49 Bernd 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.55157 del
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We had national holiday yesterday, but I was otherwise occupied so I'm writing this today.
No, I wasn't at the political gatherings done by both the Fidesz and Tisza, or any other parties. Today they are playing "who were more" game. So we're gonna pay no mind to them, or who said what in their speech as usual.

I wrote about Görgey Artúr, one of the most dividing figure of the War. Let's look at Kossuth Lajos his best patron then his most bellicose critique. Volumes can be written about him, they did, so I can only give a very concise summary of him, and perhaps one slice from his life, one aspect that I can expand on.

Why is he important in Hungarian history?
Well he was - for a short while - the "Governor-President" of the country, leading it in a position just a bit short form a dictator which Görgey had to become. Some did call him a dictator. He also filled the role of Minister of Finance in the First Free and Responsible Hungarian Government, just before he became the governor-president.


Bernd 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.55158 del
How did he got into this esteemed position of authority?
He was born in a landless noble family, so instead of gambling away his inheritance he had to learn law. He got into politics in his county, as a reformist, but occasionally he represented aristocrats in the Hungarian Diet's upper house in their absence.
There were plenty of nobles around the county - from the population of 11 million, over 5% were nobles in 1839, so what made him stand out from the lot? His journalist work!
In those times, after the Napoleonic wars, absolutist restoration choked the societies. In the countries of the Habsburgs not just censorship existed, but there weren't any political journalism. Most of the publications were literature or scientific. They could have political undertones, but weren't any political discourse similar to later ages. Széchenyi - a great aristocratic reformer of that era - founded a periodical dedicated to public affairs but when they started to publish about the sessions of the legislature, the Diet, they met backlash and censorship, and the threat of shut down.
The Diet too - at least some of the members - wanted to create its own publication, but the majority voted against.


Bernd 03/16/2026 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.55159 del
About this time Kossuth came into the picture. He was again a deputy of some aristocrats in 1832, and to make a living he had an arrangement to make notes about the events of the legislative sessions and send them as letters to some subscribers for some fee. To a small circle of conspirators he offered he could make a handwritten journal and showed couple of his letters. The handwritten part was important since the censorship law regulated only the printed press, not the scribbled one. They found the idea splendid but weren't enthusiastic about the person of Kossuth due to some embezzlement scandal from his past.
Still he continued on writing and sending the letters. His style improved, and he tied his work to the fight for the freedom of press. He did not just gave reports on the speeches of politicians, but he added his own notes, gave description of the speakers, described their character, and he added his subjective political opinions too. He became an actual publicist and he got noted. He got criticized and applauded. People passed on his letters, sometimes they read it out loud for groups of listeners. Others copied his idea occasionally making reports of short events, and Kossuth also had a co-author for a while. His journal, titled as Országgyűlési Tudósítások (= Paeliamentery Reports) become the voice of the opposition. But the Court also noticed him and considered him among one of the most dangerous opponents.
How many read his work? Since people shared them, we can't know. However within months the number of subscribers grew to hundred. Since the fee was quite steep for that time, they could pay law students to make enough copies, again by hand. At least the first 68 issues. Then they bought a press machine, which worked well. For about two months then Kossuth was called upon to give the press to the authorities. At least they compensated them.
The work continued till 1836 May, when the Diet was dismissed.


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Kossuth wasn't willing to lose the ear of the public. He moved on to writing reports on the assemblies of the counties. However the long arm of the Court reach after him. As the member of the Diet he enjoyed immunity from certain transgressions. His work got banned a couple of times, he still published them so they caught him and sentenced him for four years of prison in 1837.
Sometimes to reach the highest places, one has to go through the lowest ones.

picrel: this building is in the Castle of Buda, in it's yard was the prison where Kossuth was incarcerated.



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Sports Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No. 45473 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does Bernd go to gym? Maybe Bernd does other sports?
If not, you should start!
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Bernd 01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.54994 del
>>54993
Problem: missed the gym
Solution: goto gym.


Bernd 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.55020 del
I only used to play football occasionally in my neighborhood


Bernd 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.55022 del
>>55020
Football is good. It builds teamwork too.


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on behalf of da sumo lovin spartmans i hereby extend a pls join notice to the posters of dis bort
bring ur beers & snax for gud time budys


Bernd 02/07/2026 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.55069 del
>>55068
Thank you, budy!



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Real News Thread Bernd 01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No. 46125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Volcano Hunga erupted near Tonga, causing tsunami all over the place. Japanese news full of it. Lol at countries with seashores.

https://theconversation.com/why-the-volcanic-eruption-in-tonga-was-so-violent-and-what-to-expect-next-175035
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Bernd 04/29/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.54245 del
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Blackout in all of Iberia. No Iberian was injured it happened during siesta.
https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/in-pictures-nationwide-blackout-causes-chaos-in-spain
Some photos, but how do you photo the lack of electricity in the wires?

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/breaking-nationwide-blackout-hits-spain
Shit happened monday at 12:30 local time. Took about 10 hours to restore the juice in every region.
Apparently part of France was also affected.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250429/power-returns-to-parts-of-spain-grid-operator
>Sanchez said about 15 gigawatts of electricity, more than half of the power being consumed at the time, "suddenly disappeared" in about five seconds.

https://www.thelocal.es/20250428/spain-nuclear-plants-in-safe-shutdown-mode-after-blackout
>The shutdown of the country's nuclear plants was "in line with their design" when confronted with an unexpected power outage, the Spanish Nuclear Safety Council (CSN) said in a statement.
Not sure what is the reasoning behind that. How the lack of electricity can damage NPPs? Does the system make them suddenly produce more electricity if the load is not balanced? It would be cool if there was an explanation.

I'm checking El Pais, but I've see no articles there either that would explain the cause.
I think this is the latest:

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Bernd 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.54294 del
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Reelest not tabloid news at all.
Mr and Mrs Macron probably had a difference over something, and the Mrs pushed Mr's face.
Media says he got slapped but it's not really a slap. It's a push.
Also, nice save Mr President.


Bernd 05/30/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.54296 del
Newsflash: CPAC Hungary is a huge circlejerk.
Listened a bunch of speeches.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.54966 del
Nearing to Silvester - that is New Years Eve - which is about merriment and silly stuff, among other things. So here's something fun.
This news "news" totally avoided me. Bridgette Macron - the wife of Emmanuel Macron French President - is a man!
Now this was aired by Candace Owens who is an I dunno who, but her yt channel has over 5mil subscribers:
https://yewtu.be/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w
https://youtube.com/channel/UCL0u5uz7KZ9q-pe-VC8TY-w

I'm sure she has a longish video exfoliating her onions about the topic, I might dig it out tomorrow perhaps. Or not. It's not that interesting.
She got sued for defamation by Macron, instead of doing a genetic test. Not sure how things standing even this news is like half a year stale.

I have one undeniable proofs that Mrs Macron is in fact a woman.
'member this post just above >>54294 when she pushes/punches him with both hands? No man would do that, not even the most estrogenated mtf creatures.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.54967 del
Actually I think she spells her name as Brigitte. I might look up this detail too.



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Jolly Christmas! Bernd 12/24/2019 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No. 33383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We lacked in such thread.

No snow. Getting used to it but everything looks awful and dull.
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Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.54951 del
>>54948
Also according to the Nicene Creed the Easter cannot be celebrated before (or on the same day) with Pesach, but if you use Gregorian calendar it happens sometimes


DutchBernd Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.54960 del
>>54939
>Thanks Dutchbernd, to keep checking in, means a lot.

Ahh thanks Hungarybernd. Thanks for having me here. Hope I cam still keep making SRS discussions from 2026 onwards.

>Hoping all who posted on our board are fine today.
Yep all good here


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.54965 del
>>54960
See you in 2026!


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Happy New Year, Bernd!
Be it better than the last one.


Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.54971 del
>>54968
Someone needs to R34 that horse. Hard mode: no AI!



Bernd 01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No. 41888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I didn't know this board is still a little bit active.
Founded it like 3 years ago when Krautchan was down, lost admin rights to some pole who claimed them because I didn't care about this board when KC was back on online.
Now Kohlchan is down again and we need asylum.
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>>54926
doesnt work for me


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.54928 del
>>54927
Go to krautchan.org.


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.54929 del
>>54926
oh now it works


Bernd 12/19/2025 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.54930 del
>>41908
>>42288
Hungry Bernd gave us hats, end of.



Bernd 11/25/2025 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 54860 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happens after death anons


Bernd 11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.54861 del
Big poos in your pants and/or bed.


Bernd 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.54862 del
>>54860
>anons
Well, Bernd, it depends whom you ask. Also it depends on whose death too.
But if you referring to any death, well the world revolves on its merry way.
Sounds like a post for the Bible reading thread perhaps.

>>54861
That is a safe bet too.


Dutch bernd Bernd 11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.54869 del
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>>54860
>What happens after death anons

Life truly begins or continues into something else.

>t. esoteric bernd


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