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Movies & TV-shows Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 08:20:47 [Preview] No. 44206
Previous one is autosäging.

Wanna watch The Longest Yard, the original Burt Reynolds movie.
I only see two remakes, the Mean Machine with Vinnie Jones, and the Adam Sandler comedy from 2005. Probably the only good Adam Sandler movie. It's greatest selling point is the catchy tunes played in the background and the supporting cast. Judging by the screenshots it follows the original story quite tightly. The Mean Machine is adapted to the circumstances of a Bri'is prison and normal football. It was entertaining too.
One more remake was made, and Egyptian one: Captain Masr in 2015. Not sure if it's available anywhere, or has any English dubs or subs. Also features normal football.

Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 17:18:48 [Preview] No.44213 del
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Watched the first episode.
The great majority is what any of us could expect, half the characters behaves like homos, couple of them are homos, stronk women everywhere, every cis white male is a douchebag, every PoC male is a love interest of white women... Also evil corpo.
The heroine is a high school teacher who is very liked by her students because she speaks their lingo, calls them "dude" and fist-bumps them, obviously this is what zoomers do. She took an "early american cartography" class in college, and she is well versed in how evil colonist took away the lands of the natives. By the twist of fate the representative of the evil corpo is her brother.
The backstory is still interesting just enough to watch the second episode. Then probably that will decide if I drop it or not. I wanted into the tv-show spinoff of Silence of the Lambs, Clarice is the title I think, but that was unbearable, same propaganda shit.

Bernd 06/26/2021 (Sat) 07:15:31 [Preview] No.44215 del
Finally. The Hungarian army conquering something.

Bernd 06/28/2021 (Mon) 11:04:20 [Preview] No.44238 del
After two episodes watched. This series is the literal wet dream of people like those who made that Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in Seattle. And now I'm waiting for the teeming millions to state the opposite.
Not a bad show as far as acting and story goes. A bit annoying that ideological bias they set up the roles I mentioned before I'm waiting the teeming millions again to cry "it's not propaganda" again., but it is not as annoying as in Big Sky was, so I just might watch some more episodes sometimes.

Bernd Board volunteer 06/30/2021 (Wed) 18:35:28 [Preview] No.44258 del
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This Australian classic we're gonna watch on the 3rd, at 11 and 23 CET.
It's about a bloke kept at home by his mom for 40 years. Then he gets out into the world for the first time. The scenes of this part was directed by different directors who weren't allowed to watch each others work. This makes every experience of Bubby's more unique.

Bernd 07/03/2021 (Sat) 17:37:04 [Preview] No.44284 del
2 and a half hours, Bernd
I made a mistake, it's 22 CET...

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Bad Boy Bubby is a curious one. I think they put some thought in that, figured a couple of motifs and they followed those consequently.
Bubby is a Janus like character, he is a child and a man. Deprived from opportunities to learn and social interactions, he follows those role models he sees and fits himself into the only society he knows. He also experiments with the knowledge he gains, and makes discoveries on his own. Then the world opens up suddenly where he meets others and he uses the tools he was given. But he also gets new role models, and his mind, freed, now sucks the new information in itself like a sponge.
In the new world he tries to find his place, not consciously, he floats along with the flow of events, and everything turns out well, giving the story a fairy tale air to it.
The aforementioned trick with the directors also piles a bit of surrealness on top, and unpredictability. Couple of times one can ask "how have we got to this scene?" or "what's going on?" since they were seemingly thrown in without any prelude.
Nice touch adding the mongs and the scenes with them. Those were very different from the normal flow of the movie.

I think he is kind of a Mowgli of sort as well.
Pic #4 seems like a false advertisement.

Bernd 08/03/2021 (Tue) 19:50:09 [Preview] No.44660 del
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Next movie corner will feature Memento.
August 7
11 and 22 Central Euro Summer time.

Bernd 08/04/2021 (Wed) 06:00:47 [Preview] No.44662 del
Watch this too

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O50mw7ThxLE [Embed]

Bernd 08/06/2021 (Fri) 23:13:01 [Preview] No.44686 del
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So here's my review of "Gangsta Rap"

Watched the entire movie. Enjoyed and laffed how it made jabs at multiple rap artists throughout different timelines. If you ever played GTA San Andreas, you'll easily be reminded of OG LOC while watching the movie. Overall bretty gud :DD

But, it was a little unnerving. I can't imagine being around the main protagonists for over 5 minutes. Let alone working for them as a music manager. But I guess that was the point of the movie tbh. I didn't like eating sections either. They were gross. But again, why the movie producer chose to do it.

Bernd 08/07/2021 (Sat) 11:32:21 [Preview] No.44689 del
Yeah, couple of disgusting scenes, had their purpose.
Groovy songs tho. Maybe gonna try to get the soundtrack. And blast it while San Andreas.

Bernd 08/07/2021 (Sat) 17:57:37 [Preview] No.44692 del
Streaming Memento in 2 hours. >>44660

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:54:25 [Preview] No.44770 del
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Reviewing this soon. Really good movie tbh

Bernd 08/22/2021 (Sun) 20:10:08 [Preview] No.44819 del
That's when he is the hero of a reality tv-show without his knowledge and he suddenly becomes aware about it?

Bernd 09/02/2021 (Thu) 06:08:57 [Preview] No.44890 del
On the 4th.
11 and 22 Central Euro Summer Time

Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 08:04:08 [Preview] No.44908 del
Stream in an hour.

Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 19:30:03 [Preview] No.44911 del
Second stream in 30 mins, Bernd.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 22:56:37 [Preview] No.44915 del

I remember recommending that movie

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:09:06 [Preview] No.44917 del
Ack, just missed it bernd. sorries

Bernd 09/05/2021 (Sun) 06:33:01 [Preview] No.44918 del
Yes I picked Memento as well from your list.

See you next month. Hevi Reissu.

Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:47:34 [Preview] No.44967 del
Question to bernds here from the stream:

Who exactly is "Prr" and "Ecco2" from the stream? They were in a stream I attended and behaved in such an odd manner among others there. There's one ecco here, but I am not sure of the other.

We had a conversation about this on sportschan /76/ board. He never responded to what anyone asked him there.


Unsure what to make of this.

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:29:05 [Preview] No.44973 del
What do you mean odd manner? Also which stream was it?

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:22:19 [Preview] No.44974 del
Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated to Pachouli and co., we don't datamine or spam.
If you see not entirely Berndish, "odd manner" in the chat on our cytube channel, it is for the fact that the stream isn't for Bernd, but Bernd is also invited. I invite Bernd because in the past my longest stay was on the late Krautchan and that subculture had the most impact on me, they are familiar bunch, and I know Bernd might be interested in the movies. Bernd is welcomed and can add his Berndish comments.
Those random posts from torpoters sounds like someone is trying to stir the fecal matter (or putting a friendly spin on it: just banter or jest a bit). And to be honest your comment here: >>44966
>blaming the board/site owner for it
...sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest, so I can tell you: playing imageboard investigator based on random comments by random people in random posts will cause more confusion and harm than anything. You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads. It's just creating witch hunts and running around chasing ghosts.
You don't trust us? You shouldn't. You shouldn't trust anyone on imageboards. In fact you shouldn't trust anyone on the internet. You are a grown up, you should be able to decide what you share (wait, you didn't even share who you are - but demand to know who other people are - such manners) or what to keep to yourself.
With the streams we offer a couple of hours entertainment - which comes as part of movie and part of chat. Nothing more, nothing less. Really is nothing else to waste more word on.

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:24:53 [Preview] No.44975 del
Huh, I haven't wrote anything about me experience of Meme-nto and Don't Be a Menace. I should do sometimes (instead of addressing issues that should be addressed because they are non-issues).

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:23:20 [Preview] No.45023 del
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Perhaps I should have paraphrased my last post better. The language barrier must be doing some issues to the post. Apologies

>Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated
No no I do not believe it was implied. I just looked at other people's post and had a questions. I've looked at the catalogue, and have seen other threads in a similar nature to mine. Like

>well i fuckin tried tbh
and this one
>I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

Just asking a small question

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest
Just looking out for other bernds.

>You don't trust us?
I do. This board feels more authentic kc than others

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:27:03 [Preview] No.45024 del
Cont. from last post

>..sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
Really? That wasn't what I was intending on doing

>You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads.
I don't really have the intention to do that. I have better things to do. Him and his group have been causing trouble for months on websites. Other people on other chans have had to deal with the same thing. It's a big problem for others. But, that's going off topic

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest,
Ofc. Was just a question

Saw kc died and then saw kohl turn to bunk. So I am here and just wanted to highlight concerns from others. And ofc the internet as it is is not secure. It was never meant to be.

It was a stream long ago. Don't remember. Will answer back if I can
Yep...And please give Germany its territories back Polan. Please. Prussia needs its old borders reestablished. Have a heart

Bernd 09/24/2021 (Fri) 15:07:07 [Preview] No.45092 del
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A classic is getting ruined by Apple.
It's a while I read the Foundation (and the rest of the books in the series) so maybe my memory fails me, but who are these people?
Jared Harris is generally a good pick - he did well in the Terror and Chernobyl -, he plays Seldon, and to be honest that chick delivered a couple of lines well, I liked their conversation when they met.
I see familiar faces in the supporting cast, some breddy gud, some meh, not cringe all in all.
Looks like a run-off-the-mill sci-fi otherwise, a bit of Blade Runner feeling with the sounds, and the aesthetics too to some extent.

Btw I'm not a huge fan of the books, I read them since they are kind of a "must read classics" in sci-fi. I'm not sure if I'm gonna watch the show, I can't really give much fuck about it.

Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.45148 del
is it confirmed they fucked up with foundation or is has it not come up yet?

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Watched the first two episodes. From the Foundation it has about what's the Wikipedia page tells about the novel's plot, otherwise it's about that PoC girl and her relationship problems, and how they have to preserve diversity in the Encyclopedia. Or the Encyclopedia has to be about that or something like that.

I found a better tv-show: Truth seekers.
It's made by those guys who made that police comedy playing in a small town, I forget the title and Shawn of the Dead (I think).
The fatso is some tinfoil hat ghosthunter nutjob who's main hobby is listening to number stations. And then comes the diversity and they hunt supernatural phenomenons together. I started the second episode today but have not yet watched through.
It's not great, but better than Foundation.

Bernd 09/30/2021 (Thu) 15:27:38 [Preview] No.45151 del
As for Memento: >>44660
It's a good concept chopping the movie up like that and watching the scenes backward. Makes me want to watch it in chronological order.
It's pretty grim to be honest. At one point for no fucking reason, out of his own murderous impulse he decides to kill Ralphie. And he does that in a way that makes sure he won't feel remorse at his killing (after that doesn't matter anyway), so he will be able to execute that idea.

And now Don't Be a Menace: >>44890
It's okay if you watched a couple of negercore movies, familiar with gangster rap, and GTA San Andreas. Or you live in the ghetto yourself (until you turn 21). The jokes aren't great, and somehow you hear the laugh track despite they did not use that in the movie (it's for tv-shows anyway). The list of those ghetto nigging movies is surprisingly long, and they got inspirations from those, well it is a parody of those so no surprises of direct references.

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So that is a no on getting Silesia then? >>45024 Oh well. I will this here for now


We'll get all of the old German territories one day. I know it

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Bernd 10/01/2021 (Fri) 07:54:26 [Preview] No.45169 del
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Oh, Hevi Reissu starts in an hour.

Bernd 10/04/2021 (Mon) 15:41:03 [Preview] No.45183 del
You already have silesia, its called Rhineland.

Bernd 10/11/2021 (Mon) 20:24:53 [Preview] No.45263 del
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A new Hungarian movie will be released this October, the background for the story is the 2006 riots when masses protested after Gyurcsány "we fucked up" speech was leaked and he did not resign. The timing is perfect since election is coming up in next April, and the primary election I mentioned in the politics thread will just be concluded.
Supposedly there will be a dubbed version with the title "The Cost of Deception", I try to get a copy somehow, or a Hungarian version with English subs, we'll see. And maybe we could watch that on some Movie Night.

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So the Truman show. What a grandiose movie to watch. Literally one of the most darkest and sinister movies I've ever watched. Really shows how humanity is kinda fucked a lil bit in the heda. You get the feeling that people are both very evil, very dull and very easily amused after seeing The Truman Show.

The movie's also a good allegory for the internet and current social media platforms. It's pretty easy seeing the paralels between the 2 things (this movie and social media). Overall good moffiee. Recommend bernd sees it.

Bernd 10/15/2021 (Fri) 11:37:51 [Preview] No.45307 del
Oh I stopped watching this >>45092 after the 3rd episode. Beside the obvious flaws, it's just not entertaining. No characters which could be relatable either. Also new actors appear with more central role, and they are not good enough.

Real problem is, they're gonna do this with all of 'em. How they fucked up the Takeshi Kovacs series too. What will be the next they'll murder? Neuromancer?

I think it unites two themes, the Big Brother type of reality shows (which I assume was new-ish when this movie was made) and the questioning of reality, the illusion that surrounds us.

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>I think it unites two themes, the Big Brother type of reality shows (which I assume was new-ish when this movie was made) and the questioning of reality, the illusion that surrounds us.

Maybe ur right bernd. Mayb

I watched this other movie by Jim Carrey and hated it. Most boring movie I've ever watched. It's literally "nothing: the movie"

>After a fight, Joel Barish discovers that his girlfriend Clementine Kruczynski has had her memories of him erased by the New York City firm Lacuna
>Clementine Kruczynski

Is that a Polish surname though? I need to know this

Bernd 10/18/2021 (Mon) 06:22:32 [Preview] No.45323 del
I know I saw that, but can't recall anything from it.
Sounds like it. But probably a Jew. Considering "Joel" most likely is one.
Maybe means something about a cross? Why don't we have a Polish poster?

Bernd 10/23/2021 (Sat) 23:18:22 [Preview] No.45368 del
>I know I saw that, but can't recall anything from it.

You probably feel asleep watching it like most people do

>Maybe means something about a cross? Why don't we have a Polish poster?

We need to invite AtlantaPole here tbh

Bernd 10/28/2021 (Thu) 20:11:23 [Preview] No.45409 del
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This movie I'd like Bernd to watch. It's The Witness from 1969.
It's a political satire about communism. It depicts certain events which happened the '50s, so in a way it's kinda specific to Hungary, but similar stuff happened all over in the Eastern Block. I think for others, from all over the world, too it is digestible and the humour can be understood.
We're gonna stream it on Nov 6, at 9 and 22 CET.

Link because I rarely post it:

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Found another tv-show, Welcome to Utmark.
It plays somewhere in the remote northern areas of Norway, where Laplanders live, and they border Russia.
For now only two episodes I've watched, so I'm not sure about the whole thing, it potentially can turn out to be interesting. But it is so depressing. Very many details of the people there living their miserable life, very believable, it's like I fuckin know all those people. Really down in the dirt. I would call it hyper-realistic, and not something as pleasant to watch as entertainment. But here and there there's a trace of humour, and I see many potential ways how the story can evolve. But maybe it won't.
Sure it can't be Northern Expsure, but a bit of light at the end of the tunnel would be nice, or stack the shit so high, that it reaches the point of being not believable that it could happen irl.

Dutch bernd Bernd 11/02/2021 (Tue) 03:26:18 [Preview] No.45427 del
>It plays somewhere in the remote northern areas of Norway, where Laplanders live, and they border Russia.
>For now only two episodes I've watched, so I'm not sure about the whole thing, it potentially can turn out to be interesting. But it is so depressing.

Russian depression === SOULFUL

>It's a political satire about communism. It depicts certain events which happened the '50s, so in a way it's kinda specific to Hungary, but similar stuff happened all over in the Eastern Block. I think for others, from all over the world, too it is digestible and the humour can be understood.

On a scale of 1 to three fiddy, how depressing was it to live in the Eastern Bloc bernd?

Bernd 11/02/2021 (Tue) 08:21:04 [Preview] No.45440 del
>how depressing was it to live in the Eastern Bloc bernd?
I had a happy childhood more or less. I have warm memories related to my family and friends. What I experienced from the system was something tense then depressing. The unlimited power of party functionaries, and how everyone feared of them, taking lightly people in the positions of power was rare. The rules to follow, the uniforms to dress in (like the pioneer one for kids). Standing in lines.
Then the regime change came and I felt the stress in the adults, how they spoke, how they behaved. They feared they will shoot at the people, how they did in '56.
Stuff like that.

Bernd 11/02/2021 (Tue) 15:08:04 [Preview] No.45442 del
>tense than depressing

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 16:30:57 [Preview] No.45455 del
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it's that day again
remember remember the 5th of November
we do not forget
we do not forgive
we are anonymous lol

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 16:32:56 [Preview] No.45456 del
We are Bernd.

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 16:34:37 [Preview] No.45457 del
there was that pedo priest in the movie, a true Kohl Bernd

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 16:40:30 [Preview] No.45458 del
Perhaps. Maybe I should rewatch. I remember very little except the bad guys looked like nazis (again).

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 17:18:45 [Preview] No.45459 del
it's funny to rewatch because of the virus mentioned in the movie

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 17:32:11 [Preview] No.45460 del
Made me curious, might just do it today.

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 20:21:52 [Preview] No.45462 del
I finished the first season of true detective yesterday and moved onto the second season. The choice of actors and stage doesn't feel right. Somehow it felt like it was living in the first season's shadow but it might improve given time.

Bernd 11/05/2021 (Fri) 20:28:56 [Preview] No.45464 del
I found the first one good enough to watch the second. From the top of my head I can't say what's the second about. The third I left at about the 2nd or 3rd episode.

Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:44:11 [Preview] No.45475 del
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Many things to write about this film, many things to reflect, and many things to give context to. So just couple of stuff, my opinion, observations, and kind of a trivia.

1. Was asked, if it's an anti-communist propaganda.
Hard question to reply. And this will be a long musing.
It was made by communists. In 1969 if you weren't communist, you couldn't get a camera (state property) in your hand, couldn't get financial support (from the state) for a project like a film. But it was different times than the '50s, the failed revolution of 1956 made sure of that. And the events that transpired in the early '50s alienated the whole society - communists too - against the closed clique of leadership, they gave enough to get criticized by the posterity.
The hero of the film, Pelikán the dikekeeper, sometimes used to voice the creators' thoughts about communism and the evil that was done (intentionally or by mistake), they don't just show, they tell via him. Good example when Pelikán had the conversation with the bishop in jail. The bishop says, that the Church stood for 2000 years, and the Hungarian kingdom for 1000. They'll endure more, and he implies the communism will fall soon. Then Pelikán replies noone can start out 1000 years old. Somewhere everything has to start, and mistakes from learning the trade happens. It's the creators way of saying that the fault isn't in the system, it was just so new it had to come over its childhood illnesses.
The choice of the hero too supports that it was made by communists for communists. The audience usually supposed to identify themselves with the heroes of the stories. And this story presents a communist to them, with impeccable past (from a poor worker family, hid communists during the Horthy era) who might be simple, and not as knowledgeable ideologically, might not understand everything from the ideology, but believes in the cause, believes it's for the greater good, believes that the comrades upstairs know what they do, trustworthy, and can follow orders (to some extent...). And in 1969 the intended audience was communist and the hero is a person they would willingly associate with, an easy alter ego for them.
No, it really isn't anti-communist, even tho the criticism is directed towards it.

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As for propaganda. It is. Not just because almost all films/movies can be considered as propaganda (even those which were made for the sole purpose of making profit, they follow certain trends, and add to the sound of the others, amplifying the message unconsciously), but this was made for shaping feelings and thoughts, not to spur deeds, but to put to ease, help to process the past, to give some closure. The humour also offers solace among the oppression of the present. Humour in general was used by the powers that be as an outlet to channel the anger, and make the people more docile and manageable. Political humour was alive and well, thriving in the system.
Sure the film was banned for a decade, but we can think of it as putting it onto ice, with the passing years putting some distance between the now and the past events. And someone upstairs had to give the green light to make this movie in the first place, after the script went through several layers of the bureaucracy.
Picrel is the leader of culture politics, who banned The Witness. He was one of the convicted during the show trials of 1949-50, the film refers to.

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2. The role of Pelikán as a medium for a bunch of themes, topics, and thoughts.
He isn't just a central figure whose deeds moves the events forward (or rather the passive sufferer of the events moved by others beyond him). As I mentioned above he is also a speaking tube for the creators. He also shows us the difference in the life of the hardworking people and the privileged group of ruling comrades - like his visits to Comrade Virág. He teaches us the difference between theory and practice (the pool isn't for the people to swim). He also demonstrates stoicism and a weird optimism in the face of all the hardships.

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3. The rule of threes
Follows of the example of great many Hungarian folk tales, organizes stuff in threes. Like his promotions (pool, amusement park, orange research - two failures and a success - third times the charm the English also says), or his local antagonist from the village: Csetneki, the ex-fascist dude who reported him during the war (and probably for the pig too), he appears once when they hand out the meat at the butcher shop (he is the last one who got meat, actually the only one we can see getting any), in the pub singing, and when he arrives late to dose the fire. Three times in jail with Gulyás and the bishop (before the trial and death row). Etc.
Not everything is organized in this way, but the technique is apparent enough.

Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:50:37 [Preview] No.45479 del
4. Fascists always land on their feet.
Both ex-fascist antagonist, Csetneki (whom I mentioned above) and Gulyás, who served the Horthy and the Szálasi regimes before, tormenting Pelikán is some ways, now they exploit the rules and inner working of the system to shit on Pelikán some more.
It is true, irl many low level communist thugs were thugs of the previous regimes.

5. The White Horse
On one hand it's a mythological creature of Hungarian folk tales, and the Hungarian mythology, a symbol of power originating from the gods or the divine order, the animal form of the táltos (Hungarian shaman).
On the other in general leaders frequently rode white horses all over the world and depicted on the back of those (think of Napoleon).
It's a famous meme about Horthy arriving to Budapest on the back of a white horse in front of his troops, after the Romanians beat the 1919 Hungarian Soviet, to take over the country. Similarly when Pelikán in jail, the bishop mentions the Americans arriving, and Pelikán retorts: "I know, Mr Truman on a white horse". There's also the painting of a bald guy - uncanny resemblance to Rákosi Mátyás - on a white horse a soldier and a sailor on his sides in the room of Comrade Virág. In fact Comrade Virág appears from "behind" the horse - it is painted on a door - as an embodiment of the state power, a shaman of communism.
Now that we are at this room and Rákosi...

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6. The photo of Rákosi in Comrade Virág's room
It's an iconic photo of the Stalinist leader. It was customary to hang a photograph in every room of the great leaders, chiefly Rákosi and Stalin - to watch over us, mere mortals. There are other pictures of the former throughout the film, curiously (or maybe not so curiously) Stalin is missing.
While this particular photo was widely known, featured in textbooks for example, it wasn't for hanging it upon walls, so it is striking to see it in its huge black and white reality at that place in that colorful scene. Maybe also adding to the importance of Comrade Virág, who could have allowed that photo to be displayed in such way.

7. The Great Wise Leader himself is also missing
The highest ranking communist character appearing in person is Comrade Bástya, assuming the avatar of Farkas Mihály, the minister of defence. The Great Wise leader is only mentioned, and participates on one occasion via a phone conversation with Comrade Bástya. We don't hear his voice however. We also don't know what is his name in the film.

Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:54:53 [Preview] No.45481 del
Many more things, smaller or larger details to add. Time is so little.
Maybe I'll take screenshots of my favourite scene, the ride on the Train of the Socialist Spirit. That is hilarious.

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:38:00 [Preview] No.45513 del
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It all sounds ebin bernd. I sadly missed it. I think

Wasn't there a second stream sometime later?

>He teaches us the difference between theory and practice (the pool isn't for the people to swim).
Why doe?

>I had a happy childhood more or less. I have warm memories related to my family and friends. What I experienced from the system was something tense then depressing. The unlimited power of party functionaries, and how everyone feared of them, taking lightly people in the positions of power was rare. The rules to follow, the uniforms to dress in (like the pioneer one for kids). Standing in lines.
>Then the regime change came and I felt the stress in the adults, how they spoke, how they behaved. They feared they will shoot at the people, how they did in '56.

oh dog. That sounds so sad ;__; DDDD:

Bernd 11/09/2021 (Tue) 23:40:18 [Preview] No.45514 del
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Also, have you seen this moffe? It good

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 08:50:25 [Preview] No.45521 del
>Why doe?
If you watch it you'll understand.
>I sadly missed it. I think
If you tell me when you're free for that I can stream it, I don't mind watching it again.
>Wasn't there a second stream sometime later?
Always two streams. One in the morning and one in the evening.

I've seen A miniszter félrelép (Out of Order, 1997) most of which was shot in Danubius Hotel Astoria.
But I might take a look of the one you posted.
I really wanna watch the Polish movies mentioned in the last thread, the How I Started WWII, the CK Deserters, and the Decalog. They are a bit long, and hard to find the time. Most of the stuff I watch these days are frequently for background noise, and I don't wanna do that to these. The subtitles also needs reading so can't do much else on the side.

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 11:08:55 [Preview] No.45522 del

Bernd 11/10/2021 (Wed) 11:11:16 [Preview] No.45523 del
if you like Wes Anderson movies, you'll like this one too. so assburgers should like it, non assburgers might be bored by it and not getting the historical references.

Bernd 11/12/2021 (Fri) 19:00:43 [Preview] No.45535 del
The witness is 10/10

Bernd 11/12/2021 (Fri) 19:46:47 [Preview] No.45537 del
I'm glad you took a ride on the train of Socialist Spirit, and liked it.

Bernd 11/13/2021 (Sat) 18:03:21 [Preview] No.45551 del
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Watching Dexter Season 9 first episode.
Funny thing, I followed the show back then (as it went worse and worse), and did not watch the very last episode. Till this year. It gathered dust somewhere on my hard drive, and decided to watch it early 2021. It did not make much sense and felt crappy.
For now this new episode is ok.

Bernd 11/13/2021 (Sat) 23:11:22 [Preview] No.45555 del
Im interested in these series.
Is it necessary to watch previous seasons?

Bernd 11/14/2021 (Sun) 07:26:04 [Preview] No.45556 del
Quite a lot of background story those give. In this episode there were references to those. I think it can be watched without them. Maybe you could read the plot of the original show on Wikipedia or somewhere, if you don't wanna bother with previous seasons.
But essentially:
The hero of the show, Dexter, is a serial killer, mom was killed in front of him (and his brother) when he was a kid. A cop adopted him and raised him. Recognized the psycho and tried to channel it, he gave him a code. He grew up became part of the police force as forensic analyst, murdered killers and dumped them in the ocean. He got gf and a kid. Then things started to fall apart around him, everyone died (like his step-sister, who maybe turned out she was his sister or some drama shit whatever), he fled from Florida to Alaska.
That's it, now you can watch this season.

Bernd 11/14/2021 (Sun) 07:57:01 [Preview] No.45557 del
Additional information:
Every episode has a kill it is centered around, but the show has an overarching arc, by seasons and as a whole. Every season has a big baddy antagonist that has to be dealt with.

Bernd 11/23/2021 (Tue) 13:57:44 [Preview] No.45643 del
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Welcome to Utmark turned out to be quite amusing by the end of episode 4, and it keeps giving since then. It's fucked up in a way how things could actually happen irl, nothing out of the place that much. It's just all piled upon each other.
I think some criticism is hidden in it too, towards society and phenomenons of our day and age. But I don't want to read too much in it.

Bernd 11/24/2021 (Wed) 07:30:57 [Preview] No.45655 del
Last episode wasn't funny. Serious drama, even tho couple of scenes, details were bit ridiculous, or rather melodramatic.
The story was partially finished, open for a sequel, I dunno if season 2 can be expected.

Bernd 12/01/2021 (Wed) 16:33:20 [Preview] No.45737 del
Dog Nail Clipper will be the next feature on the Movie Corner, 9 and 22 CET on December 4.
It's about a Finnish injured soldier of the Winter War, who got autism for his heda injury. His integration into society is not without failures. Lotsa snow, trees, and log houses.
Bernd should know the link already, but here it goes: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bernd 12/01/2021 (Wed) 19:28:54 [Preview] No.45740 del
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I highly recommend this movie. I watched it myself many times.

Bernd 12/01/2021 (Wed) 23:11:57 [Preview] No.45743 del
I have obtained [i]Moj ata socialistični kulak[/i] with English subtitles (from two different sources...)
If such is wish, we may watch that some time.

Bernd 12/01/2021 (Wed) 23:12:41 [Preview] No.45744 del
fugg I always forgot which place has which formatting!

Bernd 12/02/2021 (Thu) 08:03:39 [Preview] No.45747 del
>there won't be any landlords
>said tovarish landchairman of the kolkhoz

Bernd 12/09/2021 (Thu) 22:37:20 [Preview] No.45798 del
dunno what to make of this movie. it wasn't about the dog at all, the dog just gave him rabid aids or something like that and I constantly had the feeling the actor tired too hard to play a tard veteran with the bullet in heda, but all I saw was that this is some Finnish theatre actor. I rate the other Finnish movie see >>45169 that played about metal the most ebin movie of the year.

Dutch bernd Bernd 12/10/2021 (Fri) 03:24:42 [Preview] No.45799 del
tbh I liekd the movie. and thought it was good.

>that played about metal the most ebin movie of the year.

fug I missed that movie stream. What was it about?

Bernd 12/10/2021 (Fri) 11:40:54 [Preview] No.45814 del
>it wasn't about the dog at all
Ofc not. It was about the would be dog nail clipper, the tard vet.
Veteran, not veterinarian. Maybe that was his mistake. If he had been a tard vet instead of a tard vet he might have succeeded.
I had no problems with the acting. Maybe that other actor who played the helping friend could have acted that sperging out about the naked lady pic.

>What was it about?
A Finnish garage metal band road to fame/infamy and to a concert.

Bernd 12/17/2021 (Fri) 17:05:01 [Preview] No.45869 del
Bitcher season 2 was released. I was fine with the first one, the CGI often looks ridiculous but that's the case most of the time in basically everything.
I should have the Polish show somewhere.

6th Endchan Christmas Special Bernd Board volunteer 12/20/2021 (Mon) 21:06:51 [Preview] No.45907 del
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Hey, Bernd. Streaming again on (after) Xmas.

Check this: >>>/operate/11877

Also see our announcement: >>>/operate/11865
Then try out our new frontend: https://magrathea.endchan.net/

Xmas Bernd 12/26/2021 (Sun) 08:22:35 [Preview] No.45958 del
Don't forget, Bernd, it's Christmas stream day.

Bernd 01/01/2022 (Sat) 06:21:15 [Preview] No.46006 del
Just missed it


Bernd 01/01/2022 (Sat) 11:44:00 [Preview] No.46018 del
It went on all day. You missed out a whole day? You have to take better care of yourself.

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 11:33:49 [Preview] No.46038 del
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Next stream will feature The Way Back.
On the 8th at 9 and 22 CET.
Very good nature movie, nice scenery from the taiga through desert to the mountains of the Himalaya.
It's about a bunch of gulag escapees trying to get to India. On foot. Based on a book.

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 18:47:20 [Preview] No.46039 del
on a Sunday? why not. Is there anyone who doesn't like Ed Harris?

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 18:49:40 [Preview] No.46040 del
Saturday. Unless you are way east from here. Then the second stream falls on the 9th, Sunday.

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 18:54:41 [Preview] No.46041 del
oh, looks like gahnoo slash loonix calendar had shitty start week with Sunday on after I made a fresh installation. week starts with Monday and date format should be dd-mm-yyyy

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 19:06:46 [Preview] No.46042 del
Plus. PLUS!
But yes, I had similar problems with calendar not long ago. Fooled me too.
Date format only can be yyyy-mm-dd. Everything else is insane.

Bernd 01/05/2022 (Wed) 21:19:40 [Preview] No.46043 del
Gonna stream this >>45740 in February.

Dutch bernd Bernd 01/06/2022 (Thu) 00:08:39 [Preview] No.46045 del
first tiem I'm hearing about this movie tbh. Is it any good?

Bernd 01/06/2022 (Thu) 09:37:07 [Preview] No.46056 del
I enjoyed it. More for the outdoors parts of it.
If you join you'll see.

Bernd 01/06/2022 (Thu) 18:43:01 [Preview] No.46063 del
Wtf someone pls rationalize these mindbogglingly impractical fortifications. I know it's just fantasy with monsters and magic so it's silly to expect realism.

Bernd 01/07/2022 (Fri) 16:34:43 [Preview] No.46069 del
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It's ok to expect a fantasy world to be believable. What film is it anyway?

I watched Vikings 1st season recently and I really loiked it. Might even consider getting netflix to watch the rest.

Bernd 01/07/2022 (Fri) 16:40:23 [Preview] No.46070 del
It's second season of Witcher. I know I should watch Hexer. I dl'd that, not sure if I saved it somewhere.
Yeah, Vikings is breddy gud for a while. I stopped at somewhere midway in some later season when Floki going to Iceland or Greenland or America, I did not finish that, just lost interest.

Bernd 01/07/2022 (Fri) 20:32:35 [Preview] No.46071 del
Witcher S2 felt flat and not interesting. Every episode:
1. bunch of who-the-fuck-are-these-people are talking about unimportant fake places and events (srsly, just damn too many people with short screentime to make them important or make the viewer invested in them and their fate - ok I remember most from the books and W1);
2. Yennefer fake struggles;
3. Ciri fake struggles;
4. Geralt fake broods;
5. Geralt kills a monster;
I dunno maybe I just have a surfeit from shows and fantasy and people talking in hushed tone to generate fake tension.
To be honest I rather play with W1 instead.

cont. Bernd 01/08/2022 (Sat) 14:46:10 [Preview] No.46075 del
One more detail that especially irritated me (besides those fortifications) is the timing of the events. They roam around that land as if everything would be in a next village distance.

Bernd 01/09/2022 (Sun) 19:23:40 [Preview] No.46091 del
What's that even supposed to be? A double wall? So that if you breach one, you still have to deal with another?
I guess this makes ladders impractical, because you have to scale the second one. But you can't get ladders there because the first one is blocking you.

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That is a double wall, and that would be a good idea for the reason you described: one more wall to scale. But the second line should be higher at least a bit, and neither of them should have parapets on the inside. That way from the second wall they can be attacked with bows or even with stones or javelins, etc. and they couldn't hide behind the parapet. And the second line should not have parapet for similar reason (can be attacked from further back from the ground or the next ring of wall). So the double wall isn't a bad idea, but it was done poorly.
My real problem is this section. Towers should be high platforms to attack enemy from above, and those towers would be awesome to keep the attackers at the base of the walls under fire. But for that the tower has to be forward from the wall a little, and they moved it back creating a space where noone would attack because there are better ones right on the sides of the gate. No reason to build that corner of the wall like that, the ground should be a problem since they did the same on the other side with the other tower, so it was a decision of aesthetics not an architectural/engineering one. And not a military for sure. They even would have gained more space inside the town.
And then the second ring, why aren't towers on the corners? And instead of those bs round wall sections? A tower instead of those would be way better for placing troops or even catapults or scorpions.

Bernd 01/09/2022 (Sun) 21:17:07 [Preview] No.46093 del
*the ground shouldn't be a problem

Bernd 01/25/2022 (Tue) 17:14:09 [Preview] No.46206 del
Tv-show intros are pissing me off.
Not sure when this trend started (Game of Thrones was very prominent in this, but probably it was present before that) but now they all have these spectacular animations with epic music. They are tiring as fuck. It's nice to see them once, then by the second episode any sane person just jump them over. Half minute of waste of time. Now the intro of Lost was done well. Or The Sopranos with A3's Woke Up This Morning. And back then they did 24 episode seasons, not 6-10 like these days.

Bernd 01/26/2022 (Wed) 12:19:32 [Preview] No.46207 del
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On >>>/rapport/ this show was mentioned and decided to give it a try.
Now this has great intro. It is always the same music, and the same sequence, same places they pass through, but the scenes changes depending on what the people (the main heroes and the figurants) do. I like this, breddy creative.

Bernd 01/26/2022 (Wed) 18:12:00 [Preview] No.46208 del
Here's what I mean.
1. Game of Thrones - iconic for many viewers, favored both for visuals and the tune
2. Around the World in 80 Days - this one is a recent victim of leftliberal media Kulturkampf, but not a bad show, pretty good intro, grabs the essence of the story, did not watch it entirely until I dl'd this one;
3. The Sopranos - awesome, just wanna listen that song again
4. Lost - bam, this is the best, it doesn't even gives the time to react and reach for the jump 10 sec forward button, a brief pause between two scenes

Now as for the Beforeignes, it's not that easy since all the episodes have different intros, or opening credits, I'll see if I can grab a few.

Also post more intros, shitty or great, memorable or the ones you skip fast.

Bernd 01/27/2022 (Thu) 02:01:54 [Preview] No.46212 del
>Tv-show intros are pissing me off.

Just use netflix or any video on demand service that skips the intro. Problems weren't

Is this show any good?

Bernd 01/27/2022 (Thu) 09:18:00 [Preview] No.46217 del
It's not that hard to skip intros.
My problem is they are mostly useless. They spend huge amount of money for making shit that shouldn't exist - unless it's exceptionally great that makes people want to watch it over and over.

>Is this show any good?
Beforeigners? Not bad. It's about people arriving from previous ages to our time via wormholes or such time shifting places. It is clear that the intention of the creators was to draw a parallel with mass-migration of our days, and how our ancestors would seem botheringly different for us so we should shut the fuck up about migrants with different cultures and just accept them. But it is done in a way that it parodies this thing and certain phenomenons (e.g. trans-temporals...), and while it is advertised as crime drama slash sci-fi, it comes off as a low-key comedy. A bit similar to Welcome to Uthmark (see above) where what was intended to be serious turns about to be funny, and I'm not sure what really was the intention of the creators. Both shows are Norwegian btw, one actor for sure played in that one.
It has two seasons. I'm finishing the first one today sometimes. The story is solid, there are good plot twists, characters are good, actors do their job well. It worth a watch.

Bernd 02/03/2022 (Thu) 20:12:16 [Preview] No.46320 del
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Gonna watch Sleep Tight, what our Ukrainian Bernd suggested here: >>45740
February 5th, 9 and 22 CET

Bernd 02/04/2022 (Fri) 19:42:08 [Preview] No.46329 del
I already wanted to ask when the next movie is going to play, as I don't really visit kohl anymore where you made a thread for the movie just before it plays.
>spanish movie
>german movie poster with english title and someone is watching you
I am confus

Dutch bernd Bernd 02/05/2022 (Sat) 03:11:18 [Preview] No.46333 del
>as I don't really visit kohl anymore where you made a thread for the movie just before it plays.

Maybe make it a few days in advance and keep bumping it with other bernds until the stream is over.

Bernd 02/05/2022 (Sat) 07:01:09 [Preview] No.46341 del
>german movie poster with english title and someone is watching you
Really KC-tier isn't it.
>kohl anymore where you made a thread for the movie just before it plays. On /operate/ you can find the main thread.
Yeah I still do. But it's always here way before. Also I keep a thread open on bernd.group too.

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Bernd 02/11/2022 (Fri) 03:33:00 [Preview] No.46403 del
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>Gonna watch Sleep Tight, what our Ukrainian Bernd suggested
>Yeah I still do. But it's always here way before. Also I keep a thread open on bernd.group too.

Ebin. I'll just be sure to show up earlier for the next stream

Bernd 02/12/2022 (Sat) 18:39:03 [Preview] No.46425 del
This one was going on from 2007 to 2012, somehow it reached me now. It's about a bunch of muslims in some Canadian rural town. I doubt I'll sink time in it beyond the 1st season, but it's noteworthy that it contains more terrorist jokes than Akmed the Dead Terrorist show. Some are actually funny.

Bernd 02/12/2022 (Sat) 21:11:26 [Preview] No.46426 del
This deserves a review, because it was quite good.
An unlikely (anti-)hero as far as occupation goes, with unclear motivation. He clearly wasn't happy with his life, but was behind more in his "enjoyment" of causing sorrow around him then just being a psychopath/sociopath/whateverpath? He did not really enjoyed it, but he seemed to need it, like a compulsion.
Engaging story, mostly good acting.

Bernd 02/17/2022 (Thu) 00:13:41 [Preview] No.46458 del
>This one was going on from 2007 to 2012, somehow it reached me now.

Same. First time I've ever heard of this show

Bernd 02/17/2022 (Thu) 07:41:22 [Preview] No.46468 del
Despite all the years it was broadcasted, I doubt it was much of a success.
From the first episode terrorist jokes it devolves into playing jokes on a flat, one sided characters.

Bernd 02/22/2022 (Tue) 04:55:27 [Preview] No.46540 del
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Was thinking about watching this movie called F.I.S.T.

At a loading dock in Cleveland in 1937, supervisor Mr. Gant hires a new worker, Polish American Lincoln Dombrowsky. Gant tells Dombrowsky that he will be paid for his regular shift only even if he must work overtime, and that any merchandise he damages will come directly out of his pay. When Dombrowsky drops a few carts of tomatoes, his pay is docked and another worker is fired for helping him collect the fallen merchandise.

Resentful of these unfair labor practices, Hungarian-American worker Johnny Kovak leads a riot. The laborers go to the office of Boss Andrews, where Kovak believes he negotiates a deal for the workers, only to find out the next day that he and his friend Abe Belkin have been fired.

Lörs opinion about this?

Bernd 02/22/2022 (Tue) 08:05:58 [Preview] No.46541 del
And older Stallone movie? Can be interesting. Never heard of it.

Bernd 03/04/2022 (Fri) 02:35:39 [Preview] No.46809 del
>And older Stallone movie? Can be interesting. Never heard of it.

Me neither. I just saw it while browsing movie titles

Bernd 03/04/2022 (Fri) 09:59:45 [Preview] No.46826 del
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It's movie corner on the Saturday. Hopefully.
It's one Slovborg suggested. If not, then Bad Black.

Bernd 03/05/2022 (Sat) 18:31:01 [Preview] No.46838 del
It will be Bad Black today. It is as good as Who Killed Captain Alex. Althouth they upgraded their props greatly.

Bernd 03/05/2022 (Sat) 22:55:08 [Preview] No.46840 del
It is a very fun and funny movie. Action packed, but also quite a mini-documentary too. Drama and classical story elements and twists. It is very unique. I think I'll brows the other videos on their yt channel.

Bernd 03/06/2022 (Sun) 07:12:01 [Preview] No.46841 del
Also the friendly Ukrainian Bernd was missing. I hope he is ok.

Bernd 03/08/2022 (Tue) 18:15:52 [Preview] No.46862 del

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for old time's sake you could play the kekec movie too

Bernd 03/08/2022 (Tue) 19:41:55 [Preview] No.46864 del
I missed that one when Slov streamed on khantube. Most of his streams were too late for me.

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I hope he's not okay.

Bernd 03/14/2022 (Mon) 04:38:03 [Preview] No.46916 del
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>Also the friendly Ukrainian Bernd was missing. I hope he is ok.

I hope all bernds are ok. It's liek seeing your family getting killed. Not a good thing tbh

Bernd 03/14/2022 (Mon) 04:41:38 [Preview] No.46917 del
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Just saw a very saddenings movie about being bernd in a world full of keins.

Welcome to the Dollhouse: a movie about a bernadette growing up and experiencing the rough life due to neurotypicals being just all around mean spirited people. It's a highly praised movie and is noted for being accurate for kids during their early teen years.

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But, I also saw a more upbeat movie about multiple bernds dealing with keins

Napoleon Dynamite: a smaller scale movie about bernds in high school not really doing much except enjoying their teen years. It another gud movie and is also highly praised. Some people think it took inspiration from this movie >>46917
and I sort of agree. They're very similar.

Bernd 04/06/2022 (Wed) 20:10:38 [Preview] No.47161 del
So. Moj Ata Socialisticni Kulak
This one: >>46826
It's not a genius work, but a solid ok one. I genuinely had a couple of good laffs.
The themes were familiar, but I think I misunderstood a couple of things on the first view, so did not mind to watch it twice (luckily most movies we stream are quite passable twice a day). Many themes and even motifs are similar to what's in the Witness, it's not surprising both plays in the same time period, in similar political environment. The queue for food, the black butchering, the silly communist mantras, etc etc. Even such things that at one point Pelikán (the hero of Witness) beats one of his kids for some prank (which led to a dangerous situation), and Jozha (the father in Moj Ata) punishes Tincek for his poems (which got him into trouble). There are many such parallels, I want to point to one more in particular, the depiction of clergy, how they fall victim to the system in both.
However in Moj Ata, I noticed an underlying theme, which might or might not be intentional on behalf of the creators, so I might just imagine into it. This is related to the clergy. It seems to me that the communist system there depicted in religious role, like the Church, and a competitor of the Church. Not just by taking the land, but for the people, in the views on death/mortality, procession like celebration with holding "religious" icons (Stalin and Tito), the wall decorations of the homes, and probably a couple of other things.

Bernd 04/06/2022 (Wed) 20:14:52 [Preview] No.47162 del
Quite the contrast between the two then. But they are similar too?

Dutch bernd Bernd 04/09/2022 (Sat) 03:04:52 [Preview] No.47188 del
>But they are similar too?

Both star main characters that are rather nerdy, geeky, bernd -ish. Both deal with kids growing up and dealings with school life. Maybe that's what's similar

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Bottle Rocket tomorrow. 12 and 22 CET

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This was the first movie of the two leading actor (Not Sure is one of 'em), and for the director/writer Wes Anderson too.
Not a bad one, not a good one. There were enjoyable scenes (the top was the bookstore robbery), funny and entertaining, the rest were meh. As a whole these scenes, what happened felt kinda random, although the story is a continuous whole. Maybe stoners would enjoy it from the beginning to the end.
The looks of the movie (the "cinematography"), the colors, their use, the clothing, the aesthetics in general, plus often the audio, the music as well reminded me of couple of Lynch works, namely Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet. Probably the surrealist turns of events also added to the illusion.
I liked how the background of the scenes were used, story influencing events played out there in parallel with the activity of the foreground characters.

Bernd 05/09/2022 (Mon) 18:12:00 [Preview] No.47477 del
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Moved this here. It feels it's belong.

Dutch bernd Bernd 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:19:42 [Preview] No.47524 del
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>This was the first movie of the two leading actor (Not Sure is one of 'em), and for the director/writer Wes Anderson too.

That's what usually happens whenever you do something for the first time.

>I liked how the background of the scenes were used, story influencing events played out there in parallel with the activity of the foreground characters.
Now that's some good cinematography

Bernd 05/21/2022 (Sat) 20:56:44 [Preview] No.47635 del

Bernd 05/21/2022 (Sat) 20:57:23 [Preview] No.47636 del
Can you suggest me more films?

t.Türk bernd

Bernd 05/21/2022 (Sat) 21:07:58 [Preview] No.47637 del
Maybe. What kinda films do you have in mind?
I can recommend Dersu Uzala by Kurosawa for example. Or The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy, the original Swedish.
Personally I wanna watch How I Unleashed The Second World War for a while now. That Polish masterpiece with Gzegorz Berzyczkyewitcz or how it is spelled. It consists of 3 parts, 1 hour long each, therefore kinda long for a regular movie night.
And Potop (Deluge), and C.K. Dezertezy. These are Polish too.

Bernd 05/22/2022 (Sun) 13:54:04 [Preview] No.47642 del
I can also recommend most if not all Bud Spencer & Terence Hill movies. They are light fun although kinda repetitive in the long run, and the later films the tropes get tired.

Bernd 05/24/2022 (Tue) 03:03:53 [Preview] No.47651 del
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>Can you suggest me more films?

Lemme see
A Clockwork orange. Kung Pow: Enter the fist & Kung fu hustle. And Shanghai knights along with Ninja Assasin

Also watch Ertrugul, about the founder of the Ottoman Empire but it's fake

Bernd 05/24/2022 (Tue) 13:33:17 [Preview] No.47672 del
>Kung fu hustle
>has been compared to contemporary and influential wuxia films such as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
It's real. I thought Sawyer just made it up as a parody for Chinese kung-fu movies. I have to see this.

Bernd 05/24/2022 (Tue) 20:46:46 [Preview] No.47683 del
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Tomorrow Towel Day. 25th of May.
Annual stream in honor of Douglas Adams.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Starship Titanic
The first the old BBC telly show will be, the latter is a radio adaption of a 1998 adventure vidya.

Bernd Board volunteer 06/03/2022 (Fri) 19:22:34 [Preview] No.47773 del
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Torrente tomorrow. At 11 and 22 CET.
This one I would think align well with general imageboard type of sense of humour.

Bernd 06/04/2022 (Sat) 20:25:46 [Preview] No.47780 del
Watching this >>47773 movie now, Bernd.

Bernd 06/27/2022 (Mon) 17:10:42 [Preview] No.48082 del
Awesome. Thanks.

Dutch bernd Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.48093 del
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Thanks fam

Bernd Board volunteer 06/30/2022 (Thu) 19:38:04 [Preview] No.48109 del
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On Saturday, 2nd
Noon, and 22 Central Euro Summer Time.

Bernd 07/08/2022 (Fri) 03:32:33 [Preview] No.48203 del
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bretty gud movie. Johnny Depp was really good at portraying Hunter Thompson. And the other actor for Oscar was pretty good too. But both people irl were scummy and too crazy for me I learned a lot from US bernds visiting and how fugged Vegas is ATM. Can't wait for the next one

Bernd 07/08/2022 (Fri) 03:42:35 [Preview] No.48205 del
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Maybe we can show one of these movies in the next stream. Doesn't have to be this one. Could be any of the movies.

Bernd 07/10/2022 (Sun) 04:06:32 [Preview] No.48237 del

Dutch bernd Bernd 07/13/2022 (Wed) 04:23:03 [Preview] No.48268 del
You forgot to post an url bernd

Bernd 07/13/2022 (Wed) 07:07:34 [Preview] No.48277 del
Captain Blackbeard has a board here (if I have to guess on several chans).

Bernd Board volunteer 08/02/2022 (Tue) 09:55:40 [Preview] No.48435 del
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Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
11 and 22 Central Euro Summer Time. August 6th

Snatch is great, but I think this one is better. But later Guy Ritchie movies (Revolver, RocknRolla) don't come close.

Bernd 08/05/2022 (Fri) 18:15:16 [Preview] No.48446 del
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Watching this thing. A two part biographical movie about Guevara. Lots of walking in the jungle, and some black-and-white faux-documentary footage.
Makes me wanna reinstall Tropico 4 again.

Bernd 08/06/2022 (Sat) 07:13:08 [Preview] No.48447 del
I think they highly underplay the executions.
There is one particular just firing squad scene, and then they just mention them in a speech given by Che in the UN, that "yes there are executions, imperialists force us to do it".

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/06/2022 (Sat) 19:13:47 [Preview] No.48450 del
>Makes me wanna reinstall Tropico 4 again.

Mayb even do a Che/Castro play through. I know you could do that in Tropico 3

Bernd 08/06/2022 (Sat) 19:30:49 [Preview] No.48455 del
In Tropico 4 one can make custom El Prezidente, or pick a preset. There must be a Fidel or Che among it.

Bernd 08/11/2022 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.48475 del
looks like I missed some movies lately. Vinnie Jones is the incarnation of norf fc.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyFwViOiAqY [Embed]

Bernd 08/12/2022 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.48477 del
Well, he was a rough football player.
He really holds well in criminal roles in these movies.

Bernd 08/12/2022 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.48479 del
>Potop (Deluge
watched, it's meh.

>The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy
Seems like generic holywood film, not interested.

>How I Unleashed The Second World War for a while now. That Polish masterpiece with Gzegorz Berzyczkyewitcz
I didn't like trailer, maybe I'm in my too picky mood.

Bernd 08/12/2022 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.48480 del
>Seems like generic holywood film, not interested.
The Swedish one?

Well watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels. And Snatch.
But you did not answer what kind of movie you have in mind.
You could try Das Boot if you enjoy WWII submarine story.

Bernd 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.48481 del
>You could try Das Boot if you enjoy WWII submarine story.
Watched loved it.

>But you did not answer what kind of movie you have in mind.
Well not generic holywood thing that boomers are watching. Films like the name of the rose, das leben der anderen, kukushka(2002), Ko to tamo peva(1980) those films are really nice for me and I dig that type of stuff. It's not genre of their own but might give you some ideas.

Bernd 08/12/2022 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.48482 del
Problem with those that source is hard to find, and then maybe subtitles aren't even available.
While not really comparable to what you listed, you could try older French cinema. I'm thinking of Delon, Belmondo, Funes, Jean Marais films. From the top of my head. The first two had more action movies, Funes is famous for his comedy, and Marais I'm not familiar with really I just saw the Fantomas movies.
Belmondo has a cool(ish) North African WWII movie, uh I can't recall the title.

Bernd 08/13/2022 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.48485 del
Lois de Funes is hilarious. Bernd should absolutely try to watch his films.

Bernd 08/13/2022 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.48486 del
He really puts the Funes in the Fun.

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