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Movies & TV-shows Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 08:20:47 [Preview] No. 44206
Previous one is autos├Ąging.

Wanna watch The Longest Yard, the original Burt Reynolds movie.
I only see two remakes, the Mean Machine with Vinnie Jones, and the Adam Sandler comedy from 2005. Probably the only good Adam Sandler movie. It's greatest selling point is the catchy tunes played in the background and the supporting cast. Judging by the screenshots it follows the original story quite tightly. The Mean Machine is adapted to the circumstances of a Bri'is prison and normal football. It was entertaining too.
One more remake was made, and Egyptian one: Captain Masr in 2015. Not sure if it's available anywhere, or has any English dubs or subs. Also features normal football.

Bernd 06/25/2021 (Fri) 17:18:48 [Preview] No.44213 del
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Watched the first episode.
The great majority is what any of us could expect, half the characters behaves like homos, couple of them are homos, stronk women everywhere, every cis white male is a douchebag, every PoC male is a love interest of white women... Also evil corpo.
The heroine is a high school teacher who is very liked by her students because she speaks their lingo, calls them "dude" and fist-bumps them, obviously this is what zoomers do. She took an "early american cartography" class in college, and she is well versed in how evil colonist took away the lands of the natives. By the twist of fate the representative of the evil corpo is her brother.
The backstory is still interesting just enough to watch the second episode. Then probably that will decide if I drop it or not. I wanted into the tv-show spinoff of Silence of the Lambs, Clarice is the title I think, but that was unbearable, same propaganda shit.

Bernd 06/26/2021 (Sat) 07:15:31 [Preview] No.44215 del
Finally. The Hungarian army conquering something.

Bernd 06/28/2021 (Mon) 11:04:20 [Preview] No.44238 del
After two episodes watched. This series is the literal wet dream of people like those who made that Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in Seattle. And now I'm waiting for the teeming millions to state the opposite.
Not a bad show as far as acting and story goes. A bit annoying that ideological bias they set up the roles I mentioned before I'm waiting the teeming millions again to cry "it's not propaganda" again., but it is not as annoying as in Big Sky was, so I just might watch some more episodes sometimes.

Bernd Board volunteer 06/30/2021 (Wed) 18:35:28 [Preview] No.44258 del
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This Australian classic we're gonna watch on the 3rd, at 11 and 23 CET.
It's about a bloke kept at home by his mom for 40 years. Then he gets out into the world for the first time. The scenes of this part was directed by different directors who weren't allowed to watch each others work. This makes every experience of Bubby's more unique.

Bernd 07/03/2021 (Sat) 17:37:04 [Preview] No.44284 del
2 and a half hours, Bernd
I made a mistake, it's 22 CET...

Bernd 07/04/2021 (Sun) 07:01:56 [Preview] No.44286 del
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Bad Boy Bubby is a curious one. I think they put some thought in that, figured a couple of motifs and they followed those consequently.
Bubby is a Janus like character, he is a child and a man. Deprived from opportunities to learn and social interactions, he follows those role models he sees and fits himself into the only society he knows. He also experiments with the knowledge he gains, and makes discoveries on his own. Then the world opens up suddenly where he meets others and he uses the tools he was given. But he also gets new role models, and his mind, freed, now sucks the new information in itself like a sponge.
In the new world he tries to find his place, not consciously, he floats along with the flow of events, and everything turns out well, giving the story a fairy tale air to it.
The aforementioned trick with the directors also piles a bit of surrealness on top, and unpredictability. Couple of times one can ask "how have we got to this scene?" or "what's going on?" since they were seemingly thrown in without any prelude.
Nice touch adding the mongs and the scenes with them. Those were very different from the normal flow of the movie.

I think he is kind of a Mowgli of sort as well.
Pic #4 seems like a false advertisement.

Bernd 08/03/2021 (Tue) 19:50:09 [Preview] No.44660 del
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Next movie corner will feature Memento.
August 7
11 and 22 Central Euro Summer time.

Bernd 08/04/2021 (Wed) 06:00:47 [Preview] No.44662 del
Watch this too

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O50mw7ThxLE [Embed]

Bernd 08/06/2021 (Fri) 23:13:01 [Preview] No.44686 del
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So here's my review of "Gangsta Rap"

Watched the entire movie. Enjoyed and laffed how it made jabs at multiple rap artists throughout different timelines. If you ever played GTA San Andreas, you'll easily be reminded of OG LOC while watching the movie. Overall bretty gud :DD

But, it was a little unnerving. I can't imagine being around the main protagonists for over 5 minutes. Let alone working for them as a music manager. But I guess that was the point of the movie tbh. I didn't like eating sections either. They were gross. But again, why the movie producer chose to do it.

Bernd 08/07/2021 (Sat) 11:32:21 [Preview] No.44689 del
Yeah, couple of disgusting scenes, had their purpose.
Groovy songs tho. Maybe gonna try to get the soundtrack. And blast it while San Andreas.

Bernd 08/07/2021 (Sat) 17:57:37 [Preview] No.44692 del
Streaming Memento in 2 hours. >>44660

Dutch bernd Bernd 08/17/2021 (Tue) 04:54:25 [Preview] No.44770 del
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Reviewing this soon. Really good movie tbh

Bernd 08/22/2021 (Sun) 20:10:08 [Preview] No.44819 del
That's when he is the hero of a reality tv-show without his knowledge and he suddenly becomes aware about it?

Bernd 09/02/2021 (Thu) 06:08:57 [Preview] No.44890 del
On the 4th.
11 and 22 Central Euro Summer Time

Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 08:04:08 [Preview] No.44908 del
Stream in an hour.

Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 19:30:03 [Preview] No.44911 del
Second stream in 30 mins, Bernd.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/04/2021 (Sat) 22:56:37 [Preview] No.44915 del

I remember recommending that movie

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/05/2021 (Sun) 00:09:06 [Preview] No.44917 del
Ack, just missed it bernd. sorries

Bernd 09/05/2021 (Sun) 06:33:01 [Preview] No.44918 del
Yes I picked Memento as well from your list.

See you next month. Hevi Reissu.

Bernd 09/10/2021 (Fri) 22:47:34 [Preview] No.44967 del
Question to bernds here from the stream:

Who exactly is "Prr" and "Ecco2" from the stream? They were in a stream I attended and behaved in such an odd manner among others there. There's one ecco here, but I am not sure of the other.

We had a conversation about this on sportschan /76/ board. He never responded to what anyone asked him there.


Unsure what to make of this.

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:29:05 [Preview] No.44973 del
What do you mean odd manner? Also which stream was it?

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:22:19 [Preview] No.44974 del
Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated to Pachouli and co., we don't datamine or spam.
If you see not entirely Berndish, "odd manner" in the chat on our cytube channel, it is for the fact that the stream isn't for Bernd, but Bernd is also invited. I invite Bernd because in the past my longest stay was on the late Krautchan and that subculture had the most impact on me, they are familiar bunch, and I know Bernd might be interested in the movies. Bernd is welcomed and can add his Berndish comments.
Those random posts from torpoters sounds like someone is trying to stir the fecal matter (or putting a friendly spin on it: just banter or jest a bit). And to be honest your comment here: >>44966
>blaming the board/site owner for it
...sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest, so I can tell you: playing imageboard investigator based on random comments by random people in random posts will cause more confusion and harm than anything. You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads. It's just creating witch hunts and running around chasing ghosts.
You don't trust us? You shouldn't. You shouldn't trust anyone on imageboards. In fact you shouldn't trust anyone on the internet. You are a grown up, you should be able to decide what you share (wait, you didn't even share who you are - but demand to know who other people are - such manners) or what to keep to yourself.
With the streams we offer a couple of hours entertainment - which comes as part of movie and part of chat. Nothing more, nothing less. Really is nothing else to waste more word on.

Bernd 09/11/2021 (Sat) 17:24:53 [Preview] No.44975 del
Huh, I haven't wrote anything about me experience of Meme-nto and Don't Be a Menace. I should do sometimes (instead of addressing issues that should be addressed because they are non-issues).

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:23:20 [Preview] No.45023 del
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Perhaps I should have paraphrased my last post better. The language barrier must be doing some issues to the post. Apologies

>Here's what you should know: we are not affiliated
No no I do not believe it was implied. I just looked at other people's post and had a questions. I've looked at the catalogue, and have seen other threads in a similar nature to mine. Like

>well i fuckin tried tbh
and this one
>I wanted to make a more serious thread about a very concerning topic regarding kohl and hope that someone can assist me or I can assist them.

Just asking a small question

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest
Just looking out for other bernds.

>You don't trust us?
I do. This board feels more authentic kc than others

Bernd 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:27:03 [Preview] No.45024 del
Cont. from last post

>..sounds actually like what you seem to do just now.
Really? That wasn't what I was intending on doing

>You won't find out Pachouli's address and won't walk up to his door and kick him in the 'nads.
I don't really have the intention to do that. I have better things to do. Him and his group have been causing trouble for months on websites. Other people on other chans have had to deal with the same thing. It's a big problem for others. But, that's going off topic

>I don't know your intentions, but now I will assume they are clean and honest,
Ofc. Was just a question

Saw kc died and then saw kohl turn to bunk. So I am here and just wanted to highlight concerns from others. And ofc the internet as it is is not secure. It was never meant to be.

It was a stream long ago. Don't remember. Will answer back if I can
Yep...And please give Germany its territories back Polan. Please. Prussia needs its old borders reestablished. Have a heart

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