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Sports Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:28:59 [Preview] No. 45473
Does Bernd go to gym? Maybe Bernd does other sports?
If not, you should start!

Bernd 11/07/2021 (Sun) 19:39:25 [Preview] No.45474 del
I do some training on and off, sometimes it goes on for months. Never in the gym however.
I'm fairly active otherwise I do exercises every day just to make all of my muscles move, I like to take walks, and go on hikes, I live near to the woods. While I walk, most of the time I do various stuff, like breathing exercises, or posture fixing ones.
>If not, you should start!
I do agree, everyone should do something. Our societies do very little to their health, and we focus way less on physical training in schools, and we miss the opportunity to give the new generations a healthier lifestyle.

Bernd 11/08/2021 (Mon) 03:41:20 [Preview] No.45483 del
I've never been to the gym I just excersise at home.

I used to play soccer until I tore my ACL and had to have a knee reconstruction, I used to do Karate until I went overseas, I was meaning to get back into it when I got back but Covid hit and it's been so long now I think I might just find a new dojo but the problem is that not many in my area are good. And who even knows how that works now.

Bernd 11/18/2021 (Thu) 09:23:37 [Preview] No.45595 del
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Well, sports are part of self improvement. They not just exercise the body, but the mind too. A sport can improve our willpower, tenacity, or even teamwork, leadership skills, like planning, coordinating, etc.
Swebernd opened a thread with a video I watched since then. It is a good video, not because of the revolutionary thoughts in it, but for the sum of what's already been said, and the easy to understand explanation. I'll delete the thread, but here's a screenshot of it, and the link he shared.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B9XGUpQZY38 [Embed]

Bernd 02/10/2022 (Thu) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.46387 del
Normal pushups don't cut it anymore so I pretend I'm laying on my back and lift the globe.

Bernd 02/10/2022 (Thu) 16:50:29 [Preview] No.46393 del
I don't but shortly before covid I was thinking about going to. But truth be told I have physically demanding job and I just don't have the energy to do much more this kind of activities on regular basis. Also I used to go to swimming pool rather regularly for the most of my life.

Bernd 02/10/2022 (Thu) 18:00:22 [Preview] No.46394 del
Swimming is great because it works all the muscles and kinda relaxes/stretches them.

Bernd 02/11/2022 (Fri) 03:22:31 [Preview] No.46400 del
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>Does Bernd go to gym? Maybe Bernd does other sports?
>If not, you should start!

I need to eventually. I got kinda chubby during late last year

Bernd 05/11/2022 (Wed) 12:22:27 [Preview] No.47504 del
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Giro D'Italia is on. I rarely watch sports, this neither, just some blokes pedaling. Why the fuck I'm posting this then? Well, for some reason they have couple of stages on the Hungary I have zero idea why, but that's that.
From one of the towns next to the route some historical reenactors made a bit of hussar show galloping with the cyclists.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2kiZFe5G7Ec [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1JOfnVoPhq8 [Embed]

Bernd 05/12/2022 (Thu) 23:03:09 [Preview] No.47517 del
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>Well, for some reason they have couple of stages on the Hungary I have zero idea why, but that's that

You did it Hungary

Bernd 05/15/2022 (Sun) 16:14:50 [Preview] No.47547 del
have you tried turning your flag by 90 degrees? this might be the explanation for it.

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Bernd 05/15/2022 (Sun) 17:46:31 [Preview] No.47549 del
mamma mia

Bernd 05/17/2022 (Tue) 01:54:37 [Preview] No.47568 del
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Dutch bernd Bernd 05/19/2022 (Thu) 02:13:13 [Preview] No.47595 del
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Hunga ry

Ita ly

Coincidence? I think not

Bernd 06/11/2022 (Sat) 20:51:50 [Preview] No.47860 del
Heh, X-ed against Germoney, 1-1. Nice. Now we are second in Group A4, after Italy, since we beat England 1-0, and got beaten by Italy 2-1
UEFA Nations League. Quasi-friendly competition, so opponents probably don't give everything they've got, but still, this is p good result in that group. It's liek the 2020 Euro Championship all ovah again when we got Fronce, Germoney, and Poortugal for the group stage.

Bernd 06/12/2022 (Sun) 09:34:22 [Preview] No.47868 del
So WTF is Nations League?
It is a new thing, this is the third time it is organized, UEFA started it in 2018-19. It replaces the usual friendlies fixtures, creating a new competition.
Four leagues were made, with 16 teams in A, B, and C, and 7 teams in League D. The teams are sorted in these Leagues according to their rankings - for example Hungary started in C in 2018-19, then rose to B, and now plays in A. During each season each league is divided further into groups of four teams by drawing their participants. The winners of each groups in the lower leagues gets promoted to the next one up. The last one of each group in the upper leagues gets relegated to the next league below. The four group winners of League A participates in the knockout style League Finals - last time France became the champion.

Back to Hungary.
For now we played 3 matches, against England at home, Italy away, Germany at home. Beat England (3 points), failed against Italy, and X-ed against Germany (1 point).
Next is England, away (next Tuesday), then Germany, away again (in September), and then against Italy at home (in September).
Our chances ain't good, these are all fine teams.
Right our group looks like this:
1. Italy 5 points
2. Hungary 4 points
3. Germany 3 points
4. England 2 points
If England only gains 2 more points, then we are clear, because we either played a draw with them, or even beat them, so then we would have 5 or 7 points.
I think we have a good chance of gaining one more point, and a fair for two or three by drawing two matches or winning one. Getting three points with X-ing all three matches (two played away!) is very unlikely. I highly doubt we could gather 4 more points (1 draw, 1 victory), it is way more possible that we'll got beaten in all three upcoming matches. But I think we'll at least draw one.
To be honest till September I'll forget about this competition.

Bernd 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:55:39 [Preview] No.47907 del
A bit late, a bit early, but is anyone looking forward to the World Cup?
I think the fact that is in summer in the southern hemisphere is kinda neat, but the time schedule kinda worries me.
Then again Russia wasn't terribly bad when it came to schedules so I'm sure this will probably be the same

Bernd 06/13/2022 (Mon) 13:58:32 [Preview] No.47908 del
I do. Maybe will draw Polanball comics again from the matches.
>it is scheduled to take place in Qatar from 21 November to 18 December 2022.
Huh. Feels weird for me.
What worries you about the schedule?

Bernd 06/13/2022 (Mon) 15:03:12 [Preview] No.47914 del
It seems like a lot of matches may be VERY early in the morning. Back when russia was happening I could still witness people cheering for goals of Argentina at 4pm at the bus.
Realistically there will also be matches at that hour, but those would be the last for the day

Bernd 06/13/2022 (Mon) 21:30:12 [Preview] No.47924 del
I despise the very idea of a World Cup in Qatar. There's nothing there, just sand and skyscrapers. Too much oil money in FIFA.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 08:33:24 [Preview] No.47932 del
Huh. 13, 16, 18, 19, 22 - Arabia Standard, UTC +3 hours. Which means 10, 13, 15, 16, 19 UTC; which means 11, 13, 15, 16, 20 CET which is fine by me but in Americas indeed those are early.

>Too much oil money in FIFA.
I concur.
I wonder how team Qatar will fare against those teams in Group A (Ecuador, Senegal, Netherlands).

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 08:34:49 [Preview] No.47933 del
*11, 14, 16, 17, 20 CET
The fuck I'm writting.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 20:37:21 [Preview] No.47943 del
Hungary just won against England at 4-0 in their home at Nations League.
Kudos to magyar

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Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 20:42:59 [Preview] No.47945 del
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Holy shit it's true I'm gonna shit meself.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 20:55:30 [Preview] No.47947 del
Thank you btw.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:15:31 [Preview] No.47948 del
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Meanwhile Germany beat Italy 5-2 (two matches resulted in 11 goals, that's a lot), and now we are leading the 3rd group of League A in Nations League. Above Germany, Italy, and England. Okay. Even if we get beaten in September from the others, still we remain in League A.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:18:59 [Preview] No.47949 del
Costa Rica also qualified for the WC after beating kiwis at 1-0
And Peru lost in penalties to 'straya.
Seems like the Peruvian goalkeeper had his paper in a bottle and Redmayne threw it away when he was busy GK'ing.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:21:42 [Preview] No.47950 del
I think both Costa Rica and Australia gets tough opponents in World Cup.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:29:34 [Preview] No.47951 del
WC and NTs are iffy.
On one hand you'd expect nations with popular leagues to be fairly ahead with things like the Premier League.
But then you get stuff like Rio 2014 where Costa Rica and Korea were the top teams in their group against England and Italy

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:44:50 [Preview] No.47953 del
Yes, nothing is decided. Still the big names tend to achieve better results.
I'm talking with friends about this win of ours. We haven't beat England for 60 years, since our home win against them, now this 0-4 away, this is football history for ours.
I've read couple of articles - Guardian, Telegraph - they say England have not suffered such beating at home since 1928. So this is a historical moment for them too. Their fans are pissed at Southgate now.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:47:57 [Preview] No.47954 del
Great to hear really.
Our NT is not great, but the win of the Copa America of last year did help a lot to raise morale.
Just hope that they don't choke on Qatar, I don't like that we're getting a bit too cocky, but Scaloni seems to know what he's doing

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 21:53:04 [Preview] No.47955 del
>Our NT is not great
What are you talking about, Argentine team was always awesome. Not just Maradona.

Bernd 06/14/2022 (Tue) 23:08:17 [Preview] No.47956 del
Is fussball big in Hungary? I never saw it as a football nation, nor any of the slavic countries besides croatia

Bernd 06/15/2022 (Wed) 08:30:58 [Preview] No.47962 del
Some years ago I started a thread about Hungarian football where I wanted to redpill Bernd about it. Managed to be too detailed and made the task too large to finish and trailed off even before the Golden Team. But here's a summary from Wikipedia.
Additional information: now we are 40th at the FIFA ranking, and have an upward trend.
More additional information: we already played tiki-taka even before it became fashionable (a leader of a Hungarian football club in an interview said about an opponent team that they play tiki-taki well; this was mentioned in the context of discussion short passing quick gameplay; I've yet to check the original article, but for mentioning the source's sake, the paper was Sporthirlap, 1942 June 10)

Many football fans here mourns the lost glory. People are divided how they think about the situation and our team. Many can't accept we are playing on lower levels then we should according to them. Many can fall into extreme emotions depending on the results, they can sing praises in one moment then after a shamefur dispray they are very abusive, damning the team and the staff. Some always talk down on the team no matter of the result usually liberals, and here politics also comes in since Obrán likes football, and the Fidesz government supports it, so large liberal media and opposition opinion-shapers shit on the results all the time, some can turn too optimist and think we'll win the next game too easy-peasy.
I'm kinda pessimist, maybe realist, and I think we should treat each game individually. I accept that failure is always in the box, but I see that we are capable of holding a level, and adding surprises like this win against England. I accept we aren't among the leading teams, we have a saying: small "money, small football, big money, big football", we can't afford the salary, the staff, the facilities of world class clubs, and I see and accept that. But I think it is on us to school young players who are enthusiastic towards football and want to give the most of their abilities; in this we have a say, and we should.

Bernd 06/15/2022 (Wed) 17:40:35 [Preview] No.47968 del
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Romania got beaten by Montenegro: 0-3
With this loss our neighbour reached the level of such illustrious football nations like England and Italy.

Bernd 06/15/2022 (Wed) 18:24:31 [Preview] No.47969 del
New WC chart making chart tool dropped.
I still think very good of germoney when it comes to football, from all the WC matches we got against them, we only won one. Dunno if it changed much over the years but I doubt it even if they say their NT sucks

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Had to do very hard choices. And I just don't know the recent form of anyone, so I only have general impressions.
Germany is good for sure. I think I overrate Netherlands however.
You think Uruguay is that good?

Dutch bernd Bernd 06/19/2022 (Sun) 03:20:07 [Preview] No.48020 del
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>Romania got beaten by Montenegro: 0-3
>With this loss our neighbour reached the level of such illustrious football nations like England and Italy.

Speaking of which, Hungary just beat England 0-4.



>Hungary condemn England to worst home defeat since 1928 | Reuters


Bernd 06/19/2022 (Sun) 06:51:18 [Preview] No.48023 del
>Speaking of which, Hungary just beat England 0-4.
And Germany beat Italy 5-2. Hence the Romania joke.

Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 05:14:39 [Preview] No.48096 del
I see

Bernd 06/29/2022 (Wed) 12:02:33 [Preview] No.48107 del
Well I'm glad you made note of our great success.

Bernd 07/24/2022 (Sun) 16:28:10 [Preview] No.48368 del

Bernd 07/24/2022 (Sun) 16:45:27 [Preview] No.48369 del
Not sure if this is related, but can we post sports and exercises that we do daily itt? Or in another one?

Me: I spent most of my summer exercising and lost a lot of weight. No longer have a fat tummy and look somewhat muscular. Gonna buy some dumbbells and work on my arms next

r8 my stats

Bernd 07/27/2022 (Wed) 06:08:42 [Preview] No.48384 del
Sure it's related.
From the sound of it you're doing good. Keep at it.

Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.48806 del
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We beat Germany at home (their home) for 0-1.
One more match, with the Italians. With an X we can remain first and move on to the finals. It'll be played at home. Great hopes but realistically we'll lose. Whatever happens we stay in League A which is a good result.
Also England gets relegated.


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England played an X with Germany, but we got beaten by the Italians 0-2. Oh well.

Bernd 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.48827 del
Nice. Im on the opposite side now. Im temporarily disabled now so Im gaining fat and tummy already got slightly bigger. I lost some muscle mass in my leg simultaneously so my weight is more or less the same. Gonna be doing eexercises to rebuild my leg now.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/29/2022 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.48846 del
>Nice. Im on the opposite side now. Im temporarily disabled now so Im gaining fat and tummy already got slightly bigger. I lost some muscle mass in my leg simultaneously so my weight is more or less the same. Gonna be doing eexercises to rebuild my leg now.

Oh that sounds awful. What happened?

Bernd 09/29/2022 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.48860 del
I got into not very serious fight and ended accidentaly with sprained leg.

Bernd 10/02/2022 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.48878 del
Always wpierdol.

Bernd 10/13/2022 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.48990 del
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what is this technique called that Erdogan is using to beat the Kazakh president?

Bernd 10/13/2022 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.48991 del
That's the compact disc holding technique. The secret weapon of the Turkish ping-pong Olympic team.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc [Embed]

Bernd 10/15/2022 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.49005 del
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Went to the gym just today. I'm doing a linear progression program and it's going relatively well. Still putting on more weights at almost every session. Progress is definitely slowing however. I think I have another month or so until I'll have to switch to a more advanced program. Pic rel.

Bernd 10/15/2022 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.49007 del
Did you put together your training plan, or a trainer suggested the exercises? What happened in Sept. that broke the growth?

Bernd 10/15/2022 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.49010 del
I use the reddit beginners routine. It's conceptualize with the big compound lifts in mind so you develop basic strength and get accustomed to the most important movements.

What happened to the chart is that I moved in September. Before, I lifted in a homegym I discovered in the cellar of my commieblock and I assumed that the bar that was available there was weighing 10kg. After that I began visiting a proper gym that had standardized bars and with all my lifts being somewhat below my previous lifts I inferred that I simply overestimated the weight of the homegym bar by 2kg or 3kg

Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.49019 del
>develop basic strength
What they consider as basic strength?
>overestimated the weight of the homegym bar by 2kg or 3kg
Happens with equipment bought together from different sources and/or second hand and/or home made. Also from what I know bars are tend to be 10 kgs, so I would have guessed so.
But can just step on simple bathroom scale with and without the bar.

Bernd 10/16/2022 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.49033 del
>What they consider as basic strength?
Until the linear progression stops working, which means until I'm at the point where I can't just put on more weight every work out any longer. Alternatively they always write about "up to three" months but I don't actually know why that time span exactly.

>But can just step on simple bathroom scale with and without the bar.
True, but I wasn't that concerned with the actual weight but with my progression. I do know the actual weights now so everthing is alright. The dink may look funky in the graph but since I still am relatively certain it didn't stop my progression it doesn't bother me.

Bernd 10/17/2022 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.49036 del
Yeah, that "three months" sounds kinda vague.
How would you define personally? When do you think you'll change the regimen? And what would you change?

Bernd 10/19/2022 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.49052 del
I'll switch once I start running into regular plateaus and start a more intermittent program like 5/3/1 which offers slower but more steady progress, once I realized all my noob gainz. Can't be that far off.

Bernd 11/18/2022 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.49225 del
The World Cup starts this Sunday. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make time for it, and how it will conflict with the sumo.
I'm still planning the draw Polanball comics, but I'm trouble with the general theme. Maybe I'll draw em similarly to the curved fields last time I used.

Bernd 11/20/2022 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.49230 del
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Qatar vs. Ecuador starts in 15.
If lucky there will be a yt channel that streams the match, then I can throw that in cytube.

Bernd 11/20/2022 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.49232 del
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1st goal, Ecuador from penalty
Right at the beginning of the game was another by them, but it was deemed to be offside.

Bernd 11/20/2022 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.49233 del
2nd goal. I'm just stealin these from spartschan. Thank you mate.
Qatar plays like shit to be honest. I think the very first goal which wasn't a goal took much out of them. Maybe was an offside, but I don't think that calm them. And then the 2nd put closed the gate behind them.

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Flat match. Was quite boring. Qatar proved to be very weak, and Ecuador take the pressure off much after the 2nd goal.
The crowd was more interesting.

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Bernd 11/21/2022 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.49240 del
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Well Iran lost hist 1st goalie. His heda got cracked. Crashed into another Iranian player.
England leads by 3.
Iran can't really break in, there was one good action, but missed. And they also can't shut down tight either.

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No 6th English and 2nd Iranian goal. Oh well
Brits moved them down basically. Long game. Last goal was in the 12th minutes of overtime, a penalty by Iran.

Bernd 11/22/2022 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.49258 del
Argentine vs. Saudi Arabia 1-2

It was a good game. 3 goals of the Argentines during the 1st half were invalid due to offside...
Saudis then scored two quick goals at the start of the second, then defended well, while causing some excitements at the goal of the opponent.
Long game, due to the video referee crap, and injuries long pauses were had so long overtime was decided.

Bernd 11/22/2022 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.49265 del
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Teh Polanball drawing.

Bernd 11/22/2022 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.49268 del
>3 goals of the Argentines during the 1st half were invalid due to offside...
Argentina losing to an irrelevant team is supposed to be amazing news, but there's no fun when it has to be this way.

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.49281 del
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Missed Former Hungarian Crown Dependancy of Croatia vs Morocco match in the morning. Watching Germany vs Japan instead. Could be meme worthy.


Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.49282 del
Oh dog, this will be the most predictable match ever.

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.49284 del
1-0 to Germany by a penalty after the first half.
Japs are trapped on their on half of the pitch, Germans on them, sometimes breaking in.
They also had a goal, which was deemed offside. It pisses me of that the commentator says "it's valid, it surely wasn't an offside", then VAR says after 2 minutes that it was offside, and invalid.

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.49285 del
where mexico vs european mexico drawing

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.49286 del
I'm sorry but I have not seen the match.

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Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.49291 del
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I'm sorry Bernd. I had time for the Argie match in the morn, but not the others later.
Today I wanted to watch Croatia, but something came up.

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.49292 del
its oghay
I took a glance around 80th minute, saw the score, said "oh we're not loosing" out loud and turned it off
after literal decades of seeing our national team being destroyed I dont have much interest in watching footie anymore lmao

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.49293 del
And you guys X-ed with Mexico. That's not bad. Even getting out to the WC ain't bad at all. We aren't there.

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looks like the original Bernd (who draws the Christmas cards as well) started to draw some Polandballs again for the world cup. so you can compare it to those you did yourself so far.

Bernd 11/23/2022 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.49295 del
Those are classic design. I like it.

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Bernd 11/24/2022 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.49305 del
Watching eSchwitzini vs. Cameroon.
15 minutes in, it's quite good match for now. Both team seems to be offense oriented but differently.
The Swiss team positions itself forward, they defend basically at the half line even, and they create good chances.
Cameroon relies more on counterattacks, and managed to explode through the Swiss lines. Very nice.

Had to repost this. Since then most of the game trickled away quietly. Still not bad, but it seems there will be moments with actions, and moments with boredom. I hope won't turn it into many minutes of boredom.

Bernd 11/24/2022 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.49308 del
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I received a complaint that my Germany vs. Japan drawing lacks imagination. So I had to whip up something new for it.

Bernd 11/24/2022 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.49314 del
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At 90 mins, Brazil leads by 2. 7 minutes overtime.

Bernd 11/25/2022 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.49316 del
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Neymar is injured, this might have a longer-lasting effect than the game itself.

Bernd 11/25/2022 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.49318 del
How much of the play is built on him? I mean Neymar is excellent, but is he essential for the team?

Bernd 11/25/2022 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.49319 del
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Senegal won 1-3. They ruled most of the first half, Qatar took the initiative in the second. Despite all the goals they scored Senegal is gonna have trouble against better teams. Qatar is very week.

Bernd 11/26/2022 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.49323 del
We can handle lesser teams like Switzerland, but after the group stage we'll need every bit of competitive edge we can get. Though it seems he might be back in two weeks.

Bernd 11/26/2022 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.49324 del
Australia accidentally won a match.

Bernd 11/26/2022 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.49325 del
>two weeks
Knockout stage starts on next weekend.

Finally substituted the roos in?

Bernd 11/26/2022 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.49326 del
Fuck. Argentine vs Mejico today. I'm torn if I should support Argiebro or Mi Amigo.

Bernd 11/27/2022 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.49327 del
Argentine beat Mexico, who also X-ed with Poland, so only 1 point. They can beat Saudis. That would give them 4 points, which will equal Poland if they lose to Argentine, which they probably will, but not 100% considering Argies got beaten by Saudis.
So I'm guessing:
Argentine 6
Mexico 4
Polan 4
Saudi 3
Goals will decide, won't they?
But Polan only needs 1 point to secure her place, then:
Polan 5
Argentine 4
And doesn't matter if Saudi 6 or Mexico 4, Polan is in the knockout.

Bernd 11/29/2022 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.49343 del
Neymar's absence was felt in our 1-0 against Switzerland.

Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.49346 del
Noone cried?

Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.49349 del
Australia vs Denmark
At 30 mins. Still 0-0.
Denmark dominates the game with more dangerous attacks, but Australia can reach the opponent's 16, their attacks just don't have enough in them.

Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.49350 del
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Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.49351 del
Rare 2 minutes long overtime.
Denmark isn't that good. I think Australia has a chance to win this, and even more to X it.
Tunisia just won't defeat France (that's still 0-0), so I think Australia might just advance to the knockout stage.

Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.49352 del
Well I might call it "2 minutes short overtime"

Bernd 11/30/2022 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.49353 del
Australia did Denmark, 1-0. It was an okay match. The teams themselves did not impress me much. Denmark fell apart after the goal, even the commentator noted he expected them to shift gears. They were the stronger team theoretically.

Meanwhile France got beaten by Tunisia. The latter led by 1 for long, then in the 98th minute French scored. After long consultation with VAR, they invalidated it for offside.

Bernd 12/01/2022 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.49359 del
Since was mentioned elsewhere, might be a good idea to post it here.
Hungarian martial art. Similarly to HEMA it collects historical examples with historical weapons, and unarmed (like wrestling) techniques.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jgSQb1IikCs [Embed]

Bernd 12/02/2022 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.49363 del
We went against Cameroon with our reserve team and not caring much because we're at the top of the group in any case. They made us pay for being complacent and scored. The last minutes were a frantic counterattack but every shot was botched in some ugly manner. This team can't score at point black range. Shameful display, they should all commit seppuku.

Bernd 12/02/2022 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.49365 del
What is the Brazilian version of it?

Bernd 12/03/2022 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.49371 del
Poland advanced to 1/8 finals and surprised everyone. Poles were prepared for 3 matches and now we get at least one more. Tomorrow we're playing against Fronce and thats probably going to be it.

Bernd 12/04/2022 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.49375 del
France vs Poland, 3-1
France won't slow down for anything I'd wager.

Bernd 12/05/2022 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.49377 del
That's the New Zealand flag.

Bernd 12/05/2022 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.49378 del
And I was just glad I found a pic where flags aren't just round icons.

Bernd 12/07/2022 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.49383 del
Neymar is back and our performance against the gooks was outstanding, we were in total control in the first round. But the upcoming semi-final against Argentina leaves me very anxious.

Brazil will inevitably win a sixth title within the next 30 years, we have a winner's mindset even if when it's unrealistic. Every four years we plaster Rumo ao Hexa on everything.

Bernd 12/07/2022 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.49385 del
Shieeeet. Germany did not advance form group stage?! That's a surprise... >>47970
Well Argiebro's prediction >>47969 ain't better either.
I don't want fugging France to win the cup.
Well, I'm rooting for Former Hungarian Crown Dependency of Croatia. But I don't see them reaching the final. Brazil, Argentine, Netherlands are all strong teams I think. So even if they advance a stage, the next round they might very well lose. I can't say who has the most chance from the three. Perhaps Brazil, now that Neymar is back. Netherlands I'm not sure of, I have not seen them playing for quite a while now, they're just traditionally good.
From the south branch, France vs Portugal next, and then... France. Well I still hope Portogoose will beat them.

Bernd 12/08/2022 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.49397 del
I think its going to be Brazil vs Argentina and Fronce vs Portugal in semi. Final is Brazil vs Portugal (brother war). Screenshot this post.

Bernd 12/08/2022 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.49398 del

Bernd 12/08/2022 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.49399 del
forgot to add: Brazil will become campeao do mundo.

Bernd 12/08/2022 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.49400 del
Too late.

Bernd 12/08/2022 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.49401 del
Then brazil will loose.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.49402 del
Still better than my nightmare scenario, which is losing to Argentina in the semi-finals.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.49409 del
This team can attack but it can't mark. All is up to luck now.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.49410 del
And they've won.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.49411 del
Called it.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.49412 del
I don't think Croats would care too much about losing 1 v 0 now. On the other hand, expecting the 1st place everytime and not having the skill to reach it for two decades is a source of eternal angst.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.49413 del
Croatia vs Brazil 5-3?

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.49414 del
Maybe I should have watched it, but Brazil goal in 105 minute, then Croat in 117. Wtf? I don't like these long matches. Then Penalties decided adding 4 and 2 goals.
That 5-3 should have happened during the normal time. Now that surely would have been an exciting match.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.49415 del
40 mins, Argentine leads by 1.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.49416 del
The fuck. One Dutch substitute player got a yellow card. Hilarious.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.49417 del
Nice free kick by Messi. Not sure if the goalie would have caught it if it had been more accurate.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.49418 del
by Messi

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.49419 del
Dutch netminder thought Messi will place it center so he stayed. Messi did not.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.49420 del
Nice action goal by Netherlands! 2-1
Ball passed in just at the right level for a slick header.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.49421 del
The fuck. Is this full contact sport now?

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.49422 del
Commentator just said that a 1-2 is a bad result for Netherlands. Sounds like he is right I can't deny.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.49423 del
2-2, Netherlands

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.49424 del
Well, overtime then.
And maybe penalties.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.49425 del
So many Argentine actions. Very enjoyable football.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.49426 del
Martinez saves.

Bernd 12/09/2022 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.49427 del
One missed shot by Argentine. Good job.
It was a nice match. Argentine controlled most, they somehow managed to dun goofed the end of the normal playtime. I guess it was more liek the talent the Dutch decided to show, but why they waited for that this long???
In the second 15 of the overtime Argies had many, many opportunities to score. They put the pressure on.
At the penalties their goalie catched the first 2 nice, that probably gave some comfort for the scorers.
I'm glad I decided to watch it.

Tomorrow Frogs will beat England.
Cmon Portugal!

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.49429 del
Morocco vs Portugal, 1-0
Fuck me, really the Frogs will win this Cup, innit.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.49430 del
Englad vs France soon.
Oh dog.
Will England kneel?

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.49431 del

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.49432 del
Gol. From quite far shot. Unexpected. France leads by 1.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.49433 del
After first half, not bad match. Both teams try, France can't sit on that one goal, England is dangerous.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.49434 del
Penalty. England egal.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.49435 del
Gol. 2nd of France. Header.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.49436 del
Penalty against Fronce. That was a shitty move to be honest from the French player.
And Kane misses. Liek he wanted another satellite up in the sky.

Bernd 12/10/2022 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.49437 del
For the last seconds a free kick for England. They couldn't pull it like the Dutch did against Argentine.
England vs. France 1-2

It's gonna be Fronce, innit.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.49444 del
Today Argentine vs Former Hungarian Crown Dependency Of Croatia (or FHCDOC, catchy.)
At 27 minutes. Free kick.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.49445 del
Yellow and Penalty against Croatia... Fuck.
The yellow for the goalie, who seems to be hurt a bit for the crash.
Messi. Penalded. Argentine 1, Croatia 0.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.49446 del
Huh, that penalty was very nice. Put it into the upper right corner. Goalie felt where he should jump, but had no chance to reach that.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.49447 del
And action goal from Argentine. 2-0
This was very nice. From an intercepted Croatian corner. Huge solo run from own half.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.49448 del
Another action goal. Messi prepared a pass with a solo for Alvarez to score. 3-0 Argentine.

Bernd 12/13/2022 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.49449 del
Argentine in the final. They played great football, but I think they needed that penalty goal to begin play calm, and relaxed which made them try bold stuff.
Croatia did not defend as they should have. They should have close it tight like a virgin on her first night.

Now the challange is there, to win the cup. I think it's Messi's last chance to do it.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.49456 del
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France vs Morocco soon
Fronce will win.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.49457 del
I like the jersey of the Moroccans. Very aesthetic with pleasant colors.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 19:05 [Preview] No.49458 del
The fuck is this whistle concert.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.49459 del
France scores. 5 mins in, first opportunity for France.
Morocco made a mistake by letting Greaseman in.

Bernd Board volunteer 12/14/2022 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.49460 del
Giroud big shot, hit the post. Again the Moroccan defense failed, let him run in.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.49461 del
Jesus what a missed opportunity for Morocco. From a corner they managed to take couple of very dangerous shots. Goalie had to work for his money.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.49462 del
The Moroccan offense can be dangerous, although they struggle to break into the direct front of the French net, they have unexpected nice moves.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.49463 del
France 2. Lots of dribbling within the 16.
Heh Macron clapping. He looked weird for some reason.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.49464 del
Argentine vs Fronce in the final.
It was a spectacular match, action rolling continuously, both teams were dangerous. Morocco kept spilling their spaghetti at the end of all their attacks. Despite it they did well. Morocco doesn't have football tradition, so essentially a new team. Time will tell if they can mature.

Bernd 12/14/2022 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.49465 del
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>Argentine vs Fronce in the final.
A Euro one full of hotties vs a snooty stuck up African one.
The choice is clear.

Bernd 12/15/2022 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.49467 del
I'm still bitter about this loss. Even the 7v1 wasn't as bad, it was a semi-final against the would-be world champion. Croatia's victory was unsurprising, because the Brazilian team proved itself weak on the first round and the overwhelming emotion was angst. And yet in the end defeat was very easy to avoid. All it took was to stall for a couple minutes and win 1v0 and yet the retards tried to attack. Neymar deserved better than this, he was the only one to produce results and had one last moment of brilliance. He's unlikely to play in 2026. It's over.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnfiXhNVudk [Embed]

Then I rooted for the Netherlands, England, Portugal and Morocco. I sympathize with Argentina more than with France, so I guess the French are winning this.

Bernd 12/15/2022 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.49470 del
>A Euro one full of hotties
You are aware the players are men?!

Many surprising early defeats. Especially on the Morocco line.
>All it took was to stall for a couple minutes
They could have get one even from that situation, the ball sometimes get lost to the opponent. Now everyone would say "they should have push for another score for padding".
>I sympathize with Argentina more than with France, so I guess the French are winning this.
The unlucky charm.

Dutch bernd Bernd 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.49479 del
>Then I rooted for the Netherlands,

I liekd that match with Argentina tbh. Was probably the most intense game in the entire FIFA tourney. We were SOOO close to winning against them. But, the goalie got distracted in one of the penalty strikes from what I saw, so that's why we lost

INFA 100% Argies will probably win

Dutch bernd Bernd 12/16/2022 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.49480 del
>You are aware the players are men?!
I think he's referring to the crowd and spectators bernd

Bernd 12/16/2022 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.49482 del
>INFA 100% Argies will probably win
As I expressed above many times. They won't. I also cheer for them. One of the teams that I would support.

I dunno. Are the French fans snooty stuck up Africans?

Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.49486 del
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>Are the French fans snooty stuck up Africans?

Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.49487 del
Well, that's Paris, but are the fans that travel to Qatar snooty stuck up Africans?

Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.49489 del
Argentine vs France
I missed the whole match except peenalties. The fuck. I thought it will be in the evening.
After overtime 3-3.
As I typed this, Argentine won by penalties. Argentine Is The Champion!
Awesome. I'm glad I was wrong.

Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.49490 del
Argentina has caught up with Pelé. Maybe in 30 years they can catch up with Brazil.

Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.49491 del
With this performance Brazil showed, they just might will.

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Bernd 12/18/2022 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.49494 del
Maybe Germany will recover and catch up earlier. Argentina's present good phase won't last forever. Brazil might not get a sixth title ever, there's some long-lasting systemic weakness in the national football confederation and talent selection.

Bernd 12/19/2022 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.49496 del
They only got the watermelon.

Perhaps. Germany always has the potential to pull stuff together. Has access the money, facilities, teams, players; abundantly. As for Brazil, good players will keep emerge, I was trolling a bit with my previous post.
I'm curious what'll happen with Morocco. Was this a one time thing, or they'll keep up this form. Apparently their head coach is new and has a good grasp on things.

Bernd 03/03/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.49898 del
i play krik

Bernd 03/04/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.49906 del
krik is best budy

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